Coffee Convos with Kail Lowry and Lindsie Chrisley - Having Kids and Buying Gas

Episode Date: October 5, 2023

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I hate gift giving and receiving. Receiving gifts is so weird. What do you say thank you? This is Coffee Convos with Kale Lowry and Lindsay Chrisley. I really want you to be in your feels, Kale. That does not interest me whatsoever. I feel very attacked by you. A spirited discussion about motherhood, friendship,

family, and life in the public eye. I'm just not with the fakery anymore. There's a fakery bakery around here. Here's Kale and Lindsay. Good morning, happy Thursday, kitties, fluffers. Would you like to share with the class what you looked like whenever we got on this recording? Yeah, I just, I looked crazy. I went to the bathroom, was washing my hands, I looked in the mirror and I was like, oh my god, I look like a scumbag, like they look like a dirtball. So I had washed my hair and did like a hot girl shower, right?

Like did all the things. And then I put too much product in my hair. So my hair actually looks dirty, but it's not dirty, it's clean. Okay, has anyone ever experienced this where you like fall in love with a shampoo and conditioner and you just like love everything about it. But after a while, I feel like your hair gets used to it and then you have to switch it up. Because I do that every single time. I don't buy like large large size shampoo and conditioner bottles anymore. Okay. Because by the time I get to the end of it, I have that problem where my hair just feels dirty, but it's clean.

I'm actually really embarrassed because I, so I have like my big well water shampoo. I think it's by like, I don't remember. I got it at the hair salon, whatever. And I keep a big bottle of that at all times because I do like rotate that one in no matter what I'm using. But like we've talked about our shower products before and like all my shit is on rotation because I try new stuff, like I don't care if I like the smell of something I wanna try it, whatever.

I didn't know that you weren't supposed to go to bed with wet hair because not because it's good, like bad for your ends and shit like that, it's because of the moisture sitting on your scalp and causing irritation kind of like dandruff and you can cause an infection, right? Wait, what? Yes, you didn't know this?

No, I just know that. I don't know your head can get an infection. Yes, so I'm gonna show you, and I kept complaining to Taylor, this is why I can't wear hair extensions because you have to blow dry them every night you're supposed to. And I did try hair extensions at one point.

And within two weeks, I told Taylor, I was like, take these the fuck out because it's holding moisture down here. Right. Mm hmm. So I had put dry shampoo in the other day and Lux was like, mom, there's dust in your hair and mind you, I'm wearing black. So I'm embarrassed. I'm like, oh my God.

And he's picking out because he's a picker. He's picking out dust, which was dry shampoo up here. No, I was, it was like dry scalp down here from like the starting of an infection from going to bed with wet hair. I'm going to show you this if I can find it. I was so disgusting and I texted Taylor and I was like, you did not, like I wasn't putting too into together because she makes posts about not going to, not going to bed with wet hair, but I didn't know why. I just thought it was just like a hair stylist thing. I go to bed with wet hair pretty often

and I've never had like a dusty scalp. Dusty scalp. I don't know if I'm gonna be able to find it. If I find it, here it is. I'm gonna throw up. I can't even look at it. Wait, is this you? No.

Well, I wanna see it. So it says sleeping with wet hair can cause dandruff plus fungal infections. Oh my God. So, and thankfully mine never reached that point, but I had to, I had a text, Taylor was like, listen, I'm so sorry, but I have to use head and shoulders for the next couple washes.

Cause head and shoulders is not great for your hair, but for my scalp, it was like, it's the only thing. It was so embarrassing, but I did not know this. I thought it was just like a hairstylist thing to say. I thought you weren't supposed to go to bed with your hair wet because it's bad for like your pillows and stuff. So I always just wash my hair, brush it out good, let it air dry a little

bit. I don't get in the bed with it like sopping wet. But then I put a towel typically down like on top of my pillow. Because if you've ever gone to bed with your hair wet on a pillow, your pillow will smell horrible. That's disgusting. It's absolutely disgusting. So what have you been doing this morning? This morning, I texted Kristin and I was like, I need a prototype made. That was my first text to her. Wait, what's a prototype?

Like a sample of something made, like you have an idea and you want it made. She said goodbye. Like she didn't even give me a chance to explain. She didn't entertain you. No, because so Creed is as just like the rest of my kids, like a late potty trainer, right? So he turned three, his teacher messaged me and was like, hey, like he stays dry at school.

Like let's not send him with a pull up, but be, you know, expect, you know, some accidents to happen, send some extra clothes. I'm like, okay, but put him in underwear this morning, get him in the car, pay P's on the way to school. So I was like, I didn't yell at him obviously, like he's potty training. But just knowing and having it on the top of my head,

I literally text Elijah at next said, we're gonna have to uninstall the car seat, deconstruct it, wash everything, and have it ready to go by 7am tomorrow morning. And I'm just like frustrated by that because you know from having toddler, you know, those the types of car seat, the five point harness ones are such a pain in the fucking ass to uninstall and reinstall and take apart and wash and put that together the correct way and make sure everything like for a long time I was actually having him in the car seat

wrong and then because I had the head thing up too a long time, I was actually having him in the car seat wrong and then because I had the head thing up too high and then finally I was somebody pointed it out and I was like, oh my God, you're so right. Like then I fixed that. And I know that was an easy fix, but like the thought of taking apart this car seat and washing it and putting it back together

and reinstalling it is like the mental load of an entire week. Listen, that can be like a long process to do that. And that's why I did not do underwear like in the car until he was potty trained. And I could kind of like know how much time I had. Like if I was going to run like one errand or something and he was in the car, I would know, okay,

he can like make it an underwear from this amount of time because he was like very predictable. So Nat came to the house and she said that she's like, are you sure you want to put him in underwear on the way to school? And I said, well, it just doesn't make sense to like take him out of that pull up, put another pull up on him because he wears them at night and then change him into underwear when we get to school. But honestly, it really wasn't that big of a deal just to like run into the bathroom before I walked into his classroom. So she was right. That's a lot easier than deconstructing the entire car seat. And I'm just like just the thought of doing that later is so daunting. But so I was like, Kristen, I need a prototype so I can do like an easy

to like remove waterproof situation on the car seat. And she said, Kale, they already have that. And I was like, no, I came up with this on my own. She's like, they even have a disposable option. I was like, well, that was like my next thought because I had seen yesterday or the day before this woman and I think like her business partner had come up with like, you know, the material that they make disposable masks out of.

Yeah. They came up with the disposable hijabs for medical workers who wear hijabs. And I was like, wow, that's like fantastic. Like so smart. So I was like, I could probably do something like that. Waterproof. Anyway, the fact that Kristen doesn't have children and she knew that and I didn't,

I said there's fucking seven billion people on this earth and why did I ever think that I had an original idea? Like I was so pissed off. It's like the people that go on Shark Tank and they have all of these ideas. I will be watching that show and I shit you not. I'll be like, I had that idea like five years ago. But I love it.

Or like I came up with that. Six years ago. Yeah. So I was walking out of the building and the director, you know, I always talked to her on my way out. And I was like, and she's like, have a good day. And I was like, yeah, I'll be just deconstructing this car seat for potty training.

And she was like, well, there's your next shark. I told her, I was like, I'm going to make a disposable waterproof situation. She goes, well, there, that's how you're going to make your next million. So she has a literal preschool and she has for like 20 years and she doesn't even know they exist. Listen, if you become like a billionaire, don't forget about me. I don't have any original ideas, but thank you. What did you do this morning?

Um, what did I not done this morning? I Guess I'll just tell you on here. You didn't get another wax. Did you because I'm concerned for you. No, okay? No I got that like last week. Okay. Yeah, so I'm good on that front for like a little while I So I'm good on that front for like a little while. Um, I bought a Bronco over the weekend. I know. And I'm so jealous. You're jealous? Yeah.

Why? Cause I love Broncos and I was like, I'm going to get either Isaac or Lincoln one for their first car because I'm going to live by curiously through them. And one of my girlfriends got one. She traded in her mini van. And you know what? People who ride, who have minivans, they ride

and die. They ride hard for minivan. Yes. And she texted me and she's like, I don't want to like start anything, but I did go buy a Bronco from Malik. And I was like, that's fine. Like, it's fine. And then you got one and you sent the video and I'm like, what color did you get? And I actually saw, I passed one yesterday. That was the same color that you said you got. And I'm living by curiously through you. So tell me about it. So mine's a big girl. What does that mean?

To their sizes? Yeah, she's like a big one. Okay, good. We love that. She takes up the whole road. Perfect. Big tires. Okay.

Soft top. And I've been riding with that thing like. What does that mean? All the way down. So they have like a hardtop version and then a softtop version. And I was at the dealership like looking at Broncos for like three hours on Saturday.

And I was like doing the test drive on the different ones and all the different options. And when you go to buy a car, I feel like, and not as much so I didn't look at maybe I should have when I bought my Lexus, look at like all of the features and the things that I wanted, but I was just like, hmm, it's okay if I like have that or if I don't have that, like it's good that it has this or it doesn't have this with this. I was so specific.

Okay. Like I don't even know why I got so specific, but I was looking at all like the trim options, the leather options, the body style on the outside, what type of cars they are tires they come with, the rims, do I need a light bar? Do I want a soft? Do I want a hard top? Okay, like the light bar like on the front that just like makes it look cool when it's like night and it's just like lighting up. Have you ever seen? Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I'm going to look like a G.I. Joe like driving in this because I love that for you. I took it by wills because Jack's I've been talking about Bronco for like two years and Jackson asked me all the time like mom when are you going to get

a Bronco when are you going to get Bronco? So they actually stopped making them. They're not gonna make them until next year. So the factory is like shut down and whatever has been made from my understanding is like it for right now. And there's a lot of dealers that like transfer these Broncos like between dealerships. So my, the one that I got is not like originally

from that dealership it came, it was like shipped from somewhere else, but it is so cute. Like it is so cute. Jackson said he cannot wait for me to pick him up at school. He was like, all of my friends are going to be so jealous of my Bronco. And I'm like, what people don't know about you is that you're not a typical boy

mom in the way. And I only know one other person like this. And she is you in another body. Your car anytime that I've gotten in a Lindsay Christy vehicle, they are spotless as if every single day she had went just fresh from the dealership and picked it up. She keeps like for anyone listening, Lindsay keeps her car spotless. Actually no two other people like this. Vee and Sterling and they look like braids. You have said that Vee and I are the same person. Like literally the same person and the more that

I've talked to her the more that I realized that we actually are. No you're actually the same person. Like literally the same person. And the more that I've talked to her, the more that I realized that we actually are. No, you guys are the same fucking person. It makes me alarmed for you, because I'm like, you have two business partners that are the same person. Like how did that, I don't even know how that happened, but so strange. Actually, Vee and I were messaging on Instagram

the other day about Lexis, because I think that she was talking about wanting. She has the same car as you in a different fucking color. So strange actually V and I were messaging on Instagram the other day about Lexis because I think that she was talking about- She has the same car as you in a different fucking color. Like when she got that, it's like, I literally told her I said Lindsay has that in white. Like Lindsay and I think y'all got them like so close together. And I was like am I in the Twilight Zone? Like what is going on?

Oh yeah. So for the Redditors that are talking about, they guess I won't be picking Jackson up in the white Lexus from statements that I've made on the podcast before I can still pick him up in the white Lexus or in the Bronco. So I did not get rid of it. That's like my mom like highway car. rid of it. That's like my mom like highway car. And the Bronco is like, you know, around. Okay. So like one is for mileage and one is for like you. Yeah. Okay. I mean, I have my Suburban that I got, it's probably like, I think it's a 2020 or 2021. And it has 70,000 miles on it. So and it's how does it already have that000 miles on it. So, and it's- How does it already have that many miles on it? When I tell you I rip and run Delaware,

I'm up and down the state, like it's insane. Why? Why are you going that many places? I got lots of kids. My Lexus has like 14,000 miles on it. And I'm, okay. Cause you got your Lexus around the time I got my suburbanurban, right?

Yeah, I feel like it wasn't far away from each other. No, it wasn't. So I just, and I feel like all I do is have kids and buy gas. That's all I do. Have kids and buy gas and get Suburbans. Literally. That's all I like.

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But Gypsy Rose Blanchard is scheduled to be released. Yes, I saw this. I'm so excited about it. One of my girlfriends texted me about it and she calls me Gyp because she wears, my girlfriend wears wigs. And one time I put it on, and she's like, you look like Gypsy Rose because Gypsy Rose wears, she used to wear wigs. So that's just like she, if you ever see me repost anything that says Gyp, like it's her calling me Gyp

for Gypsy Rose. She texted me and I said, I need to get her on Barely Famous. Like I have to have her on Barely Famous. And then one of the kitties in Telegram, her name is Laura, her, I think granddaughter's boyfriend is a prison guard at the prison that Gypsy is at. Can we get into IDs? I need to know all the details, but like I know we should not be glamorizing or glorifying like what she was a part of. I get that. But I also think that what she was a part of. I get that. But I also think that we very much need to understand the Stockholm syndrome sort of phenomenon. Phenomenal. Is it not or not?

Don't know. I'm the last person to ask. You know that she, you know, the cruel, she was essentially like a fucking caged, her mom treated her like a cage animal. So like we have to understand that side of it too. I'm not justifying what she did but I'm just gonna tell you she doesn't belong in prison she doesn't her rehabilitation center because we've regularly talked about just the prison system in general and how it is not set up for people who do have those types of mental health issues. They need to be rehabbed. Right. And to go and I feel like so much of her life, her entire life has been taken for her.

Like her entire life was prison because she literally lived alive because her mother was sick. Right. literally lived a lie because her mother was sick. Right. And to me, that's just disgusting. And I don't want to like glorify crimes by any means. Right. I do understand the situation. And I sympathize with her. I don't know what I would do if I was in that situation. And no one can say what they would do because they haven't been in that situation. And could you imagine just living that much of a lie your entire life? How would you not be that level of angry? Well, and just not even just angry, but probably developing her own type of mental disorders. Oh, she definitely, I mean, definitely did. So the article I saw was from People and it says, Gypsy Rose Blanchard abuse victim convicted

in mother's murder to be released from prison early. She was serving time in prison for her role for the role in her murder in the murder of her mother been granted parole and is scheduled to be released in December. She pled guilty to murder for her role in the killing of her mother, Dee Dee Blanchard. She was sentenced to 10 years in prison, said to be released on December 28th, 2023. By then she will have served 85% of her 10 year sentence. Prior to her prison sentence, Gypsy spent time in the Green County jail,

and in the County jail, that time contributes to her overall sentence. Okay. And I, I just truly hope that when she does get out, that she does enter some type of therapeutic program transitional. My fear is, well, so I did see that she reconnected with her father as well I didn't see that so I pretty sure it was in the telegram one of the girls one of the kitties posted it From gypsies

Whoever runs the Instagram for her that has like her inmate number all of that stuff She reunited with her dad. I'm hoping because I mean we're talking about someone who grew up with only her mother, right? Like her mom exiled her dad, you know, from their lives. And so we only know Gypsy and DD, right? Like hopefully her dad, I guess, or somebody is going to give her a place to stay because what about where is she going to live? Well, that's the scary thing about people coming out of prisons and that's a big problem that people go in and they spend all of this time.

They have absolutely nothing left when they get out and have no way to restart their life. She didn't have anything to begin with. So she's not even restarting. She's starting for the first time. But that is why a lot of people, just from what I know from hearing stories, a lot of people when they're release date starts moving up closer and closer, they don't know how to function.

Well, as a mom, this, I don't know if anyone else is like this, like you have specific things that you're anal about things that I'm very like specific about. It's like keeping track of my kids birth certificates, social security cards and passports. I know exactly where they are at all times. I know exactly when they need to be renewed. I know exactly like what's what if I have multiple copies of certified birth certificates,

just because, you know, if I send one in for the passport, I have anxiety about not having one in case I need it, blah, blah, blah, like things like that. Like, does she have access to that stuff? Does she know where to get that stuff? Is she going to need social security? I don't know if she's going to have like disability. Is she going to need unemployment? Like, I don't even know how any of that stuff works. Like, is she going to know how to do these things to at least get on her feet? And I just don't, going to know how to do these things to at least get on her feet. And I just don't, as a mom, I worry about her. I said, she is, if I know her, like I'm just concerned, like when you come out of prison for people who are just actually starting their lives, do they have

access and information and resources to get to all those things? I just wish that there was some type of transitional period from incarceration to society. Mm-hmm. And I think there may be- Like a halfway house. Halfway house for some situations, but I don't think it applies to everybody. But there is a halfway house issue

because there is not enough beds for everybody to be able to do that process. And so where in theory, it's a good idea because it's a transitional period. It's not offered to everyone. And even in a halfway house situation, she's not gonna have like therapy services. You've gotta look at every situation individually.

And in this situation with her, she needs therapy services. Like she needs to, she needs to learn stuff that she never learned from the time that child was probably born. You've got to think about all the things that even like your little kids like Lux, he probably knows how to do a lot of stuff that this girl never had the opportunity to do. Well, what about to, and I'm not saying this happens in every halfway house or every situation, but if that wasn't option for her, and if that is something that is going to be like, you know, one of her, I don't know what kind of accommodations though, I don't know if any,

I would hate to also see her go into a situation like a halfway house and get involved with the wrong people. Right. Because that's also very much a risk I feel. So if she doesn't have like if she's not going to go stay with her dad or a family member or someone that she knows and trusts for a long time, like that worries me because I mean, she has said I'm pretty sure in an interview that being in prison is the freest that she's ever felt. Like she is more free in prison than she had been with her mother. So that scares me into, you know, how trusting she may be with other people, people who she

can trust. But how could you ever trust if you were in that situation for your whole life? It would be a mother should be your most trusted person, right? Yeah. And to not have that and to deal with some of the things that she dealt with along the way. I don't know how you could ever truly build a level of trust with any other human being. But also we have to think about where she's at.

You know, she may be a certain age, but she's not there yet. So she may be, and I hate to like speculate, but she may not be where we think that she should be. Does that make sense? For sure. She actually did an interview with Dr. Phil following her 2016 sentencing. And in that interview, she said

that she didn't believe that she deserved as many years as she got. She said she believes firmly that no matter what, murder is not okay. I do believe that I do deserve to spend some time in prison for that crime, but I also understand why it happened. And I don't believe that I'm in the right place to get the help that I need. And to me, that sounds like a very level-headed person. Yes. Like I don't wanna get beat up for saying, like I understand why she committed murder, but at the same time, look at the situation.

Like what would you do? I don't wanna say that I would do that because I wouldn't kill anybody, but just imagine being in that place and feeling so trapped, and that's the only way you feel like you can get out. I mean, I just take this too, but I don't know that she would have gotten out any other way. Me either. I'm like, it sounds really, really bad. And Dee Dee, I hope you're not burning in the fiery gates of hell for what she did.

But listen, she went and served her time. She got out of that situation. And now hopefully she goes through some type of rehabilitation process, therapeutic process, and she can learn how to live in a traditional society in the way that she should have been for her entire life. I agreed. Wishing the best for Gypsy Rose. I was just talking to Jackson on FaceTime last night and he requested to do a crate from KiwiCo whenever he got home and I absolutely love that.

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available October 4th, wherever you get your podcasts. Bitch, did you see on freaking Barstool Sports? It took me out this morning. No, I did not see anything on Barstool Sports lately. Okay, well, I howled, literally, literally howled. You know how I talk about people being too happy? Me, yeah. And I'm like, what's wrong with society? Like, why is everybody out here filing lawsuits and shit? Okay. So this woman

is suing Walt Disney World for $50,000 because she got a wedgie on a typhoon lagoon water slide. Well, so that's relatable to me. When I was like 10, I went to Dormey Park in Wildwater Kingdom in Pennsylvania and I went down a powerful water slide and on this water slide, you cross your legs. And the how I don't know if it's because of my size, my age, the water pressure, I don't fucking know. I did initially cross my legs, but the speed and the water pressure. I don't fucking know. I did initially cross my legs, but the speed and the water uncrossed them and the wedgie that I got was indescribable. Okay, this wedgie was the most painful thing that I had ever experienced prior to childbirth. So I do resonate with that. Sewing the wall, sewing the amusement park is kind of crazy for that because

you are taking a risk by getting on like you probably signed waivers when you went in there. I don't know that it like covered a wedgie. Um, but I have been to this water park before at Disney. We know that I am a Disney queen. I love all things Disney. Visited Typhoon Lagoon a lot as a child growing up. And this lady says that this incident took place on October 14, 2019 on a Humonga Cowabunga waterslide during her two week visit to Walt Disney World, she said that basically that there was risk of painful wedgies, particularly for women. And Disney alleges that like, this is like a known thing. So specifically, they say specifically when a rider of the slide reached the bottom of the ride traveled into the pool of water, designed to stop further travel, the force of the water can push loose

garments into a person's anatomy, an event known as a wedgie. Because of the woman's anatomy, they risk painful wedgie, and that's more common and more serious than it is for a man. The suit alleges that Disney was negligent and breached its duties of reasonable care, failing to provide protective clothing such as shorts for the slide. I'm just going to tell you that to me is a bit reaching because I have never gone to, I don't like water parks. I must have liked them as a kid because I visited a lot, but like, I don't go to water parks as an adult.

I don't like them. I think they're kind of funky, gunky. I've never been to a water park that has provided any type of clothing to go on a ride. Ever. Also, if you're getting a wedgie in your bathing suit bottoms, you're still gonna, like I have worn shorts and other garments that also give me wedgies.

Also I would like to point out the fact that because I am no rookie in the litigation area, a lawsuit, like my lawsuit with Brianna and correct me if I'm wrong, Kristen, I don't know if you're listening, costed $50,000 to file. So asking for $50,000 as a award, like you're awarded $50,000, you are literally only making back a fraction of what you paid to file the lawsuit in the first place. Listen, lawsuit game is stupid because if you were- Litigation is so expensive? It's so expensive and my attorney has always told me, like just be aware that you have all the rights

to file this lawsuit that I thought about filing one time. However, you are getting into an area that you don't want to travel because you are going to spend more than you are going to get back. And in the event, there is no guarantee that you're going to win a suit. So you could spend all of that money, gain absolutely nothing and be mentally and emotionally wrecked by the time you get to the end of it. So I just say, just like, don't sue. If you slip on a ketchup packet, like maybe just ask McDonald's to like give you the money back for your medical bills. But outside of that, I just, I don't like

the lawsuit game. I will say in situations like this, and I'm just wondering if maybe this attorney took on this case, pro bono, for the exposure being linked to a lawsuit against Disney or if hoping for like a settlement, took it on like they would get a percentage. You know how like, yeah, you've ever in like an auto accident or something like a settlement? Took it on like they would get a percentage. You know how like, if you've ever in like an auto accident or something, like a lot of those attorneys will take it on contingency. Like if they win, they'll get a percentage of whatever you are awarded.

Yeah, correct. So that could be the case here. But this woman says that she suffered from severe and permanent bodily injury, and also had mental anguish and lost earnings. Because of this, she was taken by ambulance to a local hospital and then transported to another hospital to see a specialist for repair of her.

Okay, so that changes things. Like, I did not know that she went to a hospital and there was like repairs that needed to be done. That I think, but even still like $50,000. I mean, at that point you're just, you'd get more out of a settlement than you would, I feel for like 50, like, you know what I mean? And this is 2019, we're about to be in 2024, $50,000. Yeah, no, I mean, you have to ask for way more than that.

I mean, you're talking, yeah. So on the bar soul video, it wasn't on the article, I just read a synopsis from CNN, but on the bar soul video, it was talking about how she had like vaginal lacerations and whatever. So evidently about how she had like vaginal lacerations and whatever. So evidently, if she had like medical proof that this actually happened, like fair enough. Oh, 100%. But it's just the fact that it's being dubbed is like a wedgie.

Right. Like you, if you're suffering vaginal lacerations, you deserve 50,000 and probably more. But when I read a headline that says $50,000 for a wedgie, I'm like, okay, you're just so fucking happy and just call you Kale Jr. So I just, I don't know what's going on. I can't. I'm moving on. I can't. I'm moving on. I can't. I'm going to move on to more morbid news. More news.

Yeah, morbid. In New York City, there was a home day care being used as a drug front. And they actually, there was the death of a one-year-old that occurred here because they found fentanyl under the nap mat and three other exposures in the daycare. So that was on CBS News and two were charged with murder after this. So why you would use a daycare where like small children who are innocent that don't deserve anything like that as a drug front. Like we're not talking about a fucking laundry mat. We're not talking about a fucking massage place. Like we're talking about innocent children being involved

in your little drug scheme. And that's not fair. So wait, were they only keeping children so it could be like a front for income? So it wasn't like a legitimate daycare. And then there was just like drugs there. It was a true front. What was a daycare? Like a home daycare. Okay.

Like it was real. So weird that we're even talking about this because I was just having a conversation with Jackson's babysitter and she was, we were talking about Halloween and I said, listen, like I don't trust anybody these days. And I am that mom that he can bring all the Halloween candy and that he gets, I empty that shit out and I have gone to Target and get an array of stuff that I know is good and clean and put it in his bag and he thinks that that's what he got, not the stuff that I threw away. Fentanyl literally freaks me

the hell out and how did it get underneath a play mat at a daycare? I don't know how much fentanyl they had in there. So maybe it was just like residue. I'll post the link for you and for everybody who's listening, I'll post it on the Coffee Combo Story when this airs. Could you imagine like taking your child, I feel like we always talk about this, like taking your child to like a trusted person and then your child dying because there was fentanyl

underneath a mat that they were taking a nap on? Like no, somebody's dying. Like Lux showed me that his hand sanitizer, I have like a little hand sanitizer thing on each of their backpacks, like the loop right here on the shoulder. And Lux brought it to me this morning and he's like, the cap came off and there's no more hand sanitizer.

And I freaked the fuck out about hand sanitizer. Did you guys did Creed put it in his mouth? Did Creed have it? I just freaked out over that. I didn't yell at anyone, but I can't imagine exposing, but you know what? It's crazy. Those parents probably had no fucking clue, no idea. And you just like, this is one of those things

that you couldn't have prevented because you wouldn't have known. Well, yeah, because you trusted and it probably was such a, I feel like people who do things that are wrong, I always get skeptical of people that look like things are too perfect. So I guarantee you the stay care probably was like super clean on the inside. Like why are you putting suits right

now? Super nice. They say which is a lawsuit show. They say the cleaner you are the more you sweep under the rug. Yes, I feel like that is true. Okay. Like if you are a squeaky clean, like never mess up. You have a lot of skeletons in the closet. Yes, you do. Where I'm like, here's all my skeletons. Here you are. Like you can't come at me with something I've already admitted to talk and talked about. Like you can't, you can't come for me.

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Subject to consultation, new subscribers only see curology.com for full details. Okay, I need to do a follow up to this is a follow up in regards to the lead situation that my family went through and someone commented on our Facebook group or a Facebook page and said something along the lines of like not understanding how this was my children's first blood draw at 13, almost 10, 6 and 3. Jackson's never had one.

And I, and in my head, I'm like, I don't understand why you'd be surprised by that. So when I start reading the comments, and it's a lot of mixed comments about some people's PCP primary care physicians are sending them to the lab once a year for regular labs. So those people don't understand how my 13 year old has never had a blood draw when there are pediatricians out here and regular PCPs for adults sending people to the lab. So then it gets even crazier, right? So I'm reading all the comments and I'm just like, some of them are like, no, unless there's a problem,

like they don't send you to get labs. And that's my experience. The only time I've ever had labs drawn is if I go to a specialist for a specific reason, I'm pregnant, whatever that looks like, then I will get labs, right? So he actually had off on Thursday last week and I was like, where are you going? And he's like, I have will get labs, right? So Elijah had off on Thursday last week and I was like, where are you going?

And he's like, I have to go to lab core. I was like, for what? And he's like, just regular labs. And I was like, what? And he's like, I get them yearly. And I was like, what? I do too. But Jackson doesn't?

No, so I feel like I didn't get blood work done for the first time until I was like maybe out of high school. Like when I started college, I feel like it was like the first time. I got blood work for the first time when I got pregnant in high school. Oh, wait. No, it was in high school because we thought at one point that I might be like diabetic or something was wrong with me. So my dad made me go and get like a full blood panel. They did like a EKG on me. They didn't know if it was like something wrong with my heart or diabetes or whatever. So I did that in high school like right before college.

And that was the first time that I'd ever had lab work done. And I quite literally almost passed away. I'd ever had lab work done and I quite literally almost passed away. The week before, and it wasn't even a full week, but like the week before we had the lead, the lead scare, I had requested labs for isic to be done. I wanted to check his vitamin level levels. I wanted to see like where he was at in terms of like basic vitamins and things like that. She told me, first of all, she asked me why. And I was just like,

I don't think I need a reason to ask for my son's lab work to be done just to see where he's at number one. I wanna make sure he's not deficient. Right, like I just, his vitamins are, like his vitamin levels are important, right? And he's a teenager and he's just, you know, he's not really getting outside as much as he should, things like that, just like basic,

wanna see where like the baseline is. She told me that my insurance, which I pay a shit ton of fucking money for my PPO, she said that for two of them, they're not going to do it because insurance won't cover it. And then the third one, I wanted to check his magnesium. And she also said that they were not going to cover that, which pissed me off because I know I'm sorry, two of them, she did, she just said that they were

not going to, the insurance was not going to cover the magnesium, but she didn't mention the other two. So when I go to take him for the labs for the lead, I said, I'm sorry, two of them, she just said that the insurance was not going to cover the magnesium, but she didn't mention the other two. So when I go to take him for the labs for the lead, I said, I also have these, the pediatrician said to run these while we're doing it. And they tell me that insurance is not going to cover checking the other two vitamins. And I'm like, these are basic fucking labs that people should be able to have access to if they want them. Like, if I walk into a doctor right now and want my labs and want the, where, wherever my vitamins are, my levels, I should have access to that. Right? Like,

don't get me started on insurance. Well, the insurance is a f**king scam then because I was literally like, I literally want to see where my son's stuff is so that I can act accordingly and know what type of supplement he needs to be on. And it just pissed me off because she told me she wasn't gonna request magnesium in the labs because it wouldn't be covered.

And then two that she didn't mention were also not covered by insurance. And I told them at the lab, I said, I'll just pay out of pocket. If I had known that, I would have just paid out of pocket, same for the fucking magnesium. So what is it? Like doctors are requesting labs yearly or they're not,

and I've never experienced that for any of my children or myself. I just feel like you should be able to have access to yearly labs if you want them. I think that is like at minimum, you should be able to get that. I have my lab work done every single year. Do you have to ask or your PCP does it? No, my PCP does it. I also had a problem because the physical that I had scheduled for Creed for the school year,

I told you on the whole lead situation, happened after the school year started, but it's supposed to be before the school year started. So when I went to go schedule his physical for next year to make sure that I was going to be on time for the before the school year, your insurance won't cover it until it's 366 days. And I said, but I need it before the school year starts. And she goes, well, if you want to call your insurance and get it approved for him to be seen before the school year starts,

it'll be around 330 days. And I'm like, are you fucking kidding me? Like, the amount of money? Basically, it ends up being a scam though. Let me tell you why, because your appointments keep getting pushed back. So like, if you try to do one, used to mine used to be, I think like in January

or something. And I tried to schedule all of my appointments for my yearly stuff at that time. After COVID, it was really hard to get into doctors' offices. I feel like insurance has benefited from that, because it takes you so much longer to be able to get it. So you're going longer between the time. So let's say my appointment should be in January,

but it's actually happening in like February or March. Well, then I'm not eligible to have it again until February or March, and then that's probably pushback. So I feel like they're not having to pay as much out. And why would it not just be standard to be able to get your labs done every single year? What I pay monthly for my insurance and what we use when we go to the doctor

is not even comparable. I am overpaying and what I pay could cover all my visits plus some 10-fold. Oh 100% I was just having this conversation. So why are you inviting me when I have already been, I didn't use my shit for an entire year. I just had insurance and I wasn't using it. Why, where is that, that could have paid for my, but like, I'm not, I can't wrap my head around it, I can't. I feel like there should be some type of like savings fund through your insurance that if you are

not using what you're eligible for and you're overpaying that it goes into some type of fun in the event that like you need something that's not covered, then you can like pull out of that money you've already made. But then they wouldn't make the money from it. I was just having the conversation with Kristin the other day about the dentist. I'm like, I have dental insurance. Why am I paying any any overage on a standard cleaning? Like there should be no overage. It should be if it is a preventative or just like standard thing that you at the dentist, I think it's like some plans are three

times a year, some plans are you can get your teeth cleaned two times a year. Why am I paying any overage on just like a standard cleaning? I hold insurance. And it's essentially required. Yes. Isn't that stupid? 100%. I don't know. Shit pisses me off. I don't understand. While we're talking about the doctor, I went back into my archives and found, we were talking about birth control and I found the video on it. I will have it posted on Coffee Compos Instagram page for you guys to be able to watch, but it was talking about how important ovulation is and birth control pills eliminate ovulation. And it went into the whole reason why ovulation is important for your health

during your childbearing years, even if you don't want to have a child. You don't need a pill that's full of synthetic hormones, it wrecks your gut, makes you depressed, makes you suicidal, changes what kind of men you're attracted to, shuts down the connection between your brain and your ovaries. So you don't ovulate at all and it's not healthy. The production of progesterone is known as the key mood and sleep stabilizer. So if you don't have those natural rises and falls of progesterone every month, like no wonder women are miserable and have mood disorders and every bit of that makes sense to me.

Well, this goes back to our conversation too. Like the birth control is a bandaid and masks a lot of red flags that people should be looking into. So I don't have enough experience with birth control to even say, oh, it made me feel like this or it made me, I didn't take it enough ever in my life to even know. But I just think that it's completely unhealthy. And ovulation is super important. I actually just got an automated message from my healthcare team that literally it says, you know how it's like, please click the link below for a message from blah blah blah blah. So I clicked it. This was this morning. It is important to think about birth control options. There are many different types of birth control. Click on the attachment

below to review your options. Be sure to talk to your provider about your plan. Thank you. And then my doctor's office and sent me every option of birth control in this pamphlet. And it's just like... I just, I don't want to be advocating for people not to be on it if you're not practicing safe sex, if you're not wanting to have a child or you're not in that phase of your life. But at the same time, I don't want to advocate for birth control when all of the things that I've read, the risk definitely outweighs the benefit in my opinion. What was really interesting to me, a part of this video was talking about how it can

change the type of man that you're attracted to. And I didn't understand that when I first watched it and when I watched it again, I kind of, it kind of made more sense because if it's changing chemically like all of these things in your body, that would make sense. I'm not sure what the effects of the pill were on me because I did not take it religiously like I was supposed to. I would be curious to know if that had any

impact at the time. I was gonna ask if you can recall when you were on it or you attracted to different type of men and women today than you were at that point? Yeah, yeah, definitely. But also the people that I was with at the time that I was on and off birth control, I would not touch with a 10 foot pole today. But do you think it has anything to do with birth control or do you think that it just has to do with a combination of not being on birth control anymore, therapy, and just growing up?

That's a great question. I mean, I've always, I guess, chalked it up to growing up and just, you know, those things. But now that you've enlightened me on this birth control thing, I don't know if that has, I don't know. Because also, I was on, I had Marana for like four years. So I would also be curious.

Oh, I didn't know you had that. Yeah, I had it between, I had it right after I gave birth to Isaac and then I took it out when we started trying for Lincoln. Oh, wow, okay. And they're four years apart. So it was supposed to be like a five year thing. Wow.

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Can you tell me about this Facebook group situation about this ice cream? Yes, so I'm pretty sure it's in coffee combos. They posted, Donovan Elementary School, posted like a thing about their ice cream party day or whatever. And so they said, this isn't my kid's school but a local elementary school just invuriates me about what they're saying about the kids. So it's this is the post from Donovan Elementary. Tomorrow is the highly anticipated first ice cream Friday. We

wanted to send out a few reminders to hopefully make the day go smoothly for everyone. A student must have money in their account to purchase an ice cream. If a student has a negative balance, they will not be able to purchase an ice cream even if they bring one dollar for the ice cream, like in cash. Students are only allowed to purchase one ice cream and are not permitted to buy an ice cream for a friend. We hope to have a great first ice cream Friday. People were up in arms about this because...

I'm up in arms about this. No, I was up in arms because there are so many kids who are not, every single child in an elementary school cannot have control or be in the know about what is going on with their fucking bank account for their school lunches, right? Like my children have no idea. Isaac probably has no idea how the money gets there, who puts it there, was it me, was it his dad, whatever. They don't even have to think about

it. The kids that are low income or whose parents are on free lunches or anything like that, that is out of their control and that is not fair. And also my kids have bought things for other children. I was about to say that, like I will send Jackson to school with extra money. So it's like, hey, if anybody in the class like doesn't have whatever you can give them this dollar. So we all know that kids sometimes take advantage of that

or maybe they don't do what they're supposed to do. And I get that. I understand that wholeheartedly. However, for a school district to put that type of pressure on children. That's putting adult responsibilities on to students. And that is not fair. Um, I'm super sensitive to stuff like this and I hate to see somebody go without. I am this, this might come across really bad, But if you're going to have an ice cream Friday at school,

there should be in the start of the day. I don't know if your kid's school does this, but I think you do lunch selections and morning meeting or whatever. So it's like, there's two lunch options. If you're buying school lunch, you can get like this or that. And then they write it down so they

can send it to the cafeteria so they know, OK,, you can get like this or that. And then they write it down so they can send it to the cafeteria. So they know, like, okay, this amount of students want this or whatever. Shouldn't, if they're, if they're hosting this ice cream Friday, shouldn't it also be asked who has money for ice cream Friday and then maybe offer to allow the students that cannot do it, eat in the classroom on that day, instead of them going into the lunch room, having to witness their friends all get this and then they're not eligible to get it.

Like that's not fair. How about the school can just, if the ice creams are $1, figure it out. Use fucking funding, I don't give a fuck. You don't exclude elementary school children I mean something like that like I don't care So then they realize that there's parents up in arms about this. I mean parents who are able to afford the $1

You know thing and even them even they are up in arms about this they go back and they post an update and even them, even they are up in arms about this. They go back and they post an update. Earlier today, a message was posted to the Donovan Elementary School page about tomorrow being the first ice cream Friday during lunch. We wanna take a moment to clarify the information shared in that post and to convey our apology

for the way the information was communicated. The wording lacked empathy and sensitivity for students who have low or negative meal account balances. We work very hard to provide school lunches to students by removing barriers and eliminating the stigma associated with the lunch assistance program. The post inadvertently sent the message that we would embarrass the students or turn them away for an issue outside their control. This message fell short of our values as a district and sincerely apologize.

The post was intended to communicate to Donovan parents how several district-wide rules apply to al-Aqr items purchased in the cafeteria. These rules are not new. Students who have a negative balance on their account are not turned away. They are provided a meal. Students not allowed to purchase al-Aqr items

if they have a negative balance in their meal account. Students are not, okay. Ice cream is an al-Aqr item. Therefore, if students have a negative balance on their meal account, they are not. Okay. Ice cream is an ala car item. Therefore, if students have a negative balance on their meal account, they are not allowed to purchase an ice cream. It's also important to note that we do not accept cash in our cafeteria registers. We also do not permit students to purchase food for their classmates without prior parental permission. We sincerely apologize for the way the information was. All they did was reword what they already said.

So to me, that's not an apology and that doesn't solve the problem. You are advertising first ice cream Friday. This is not, this does not fall in my opinion into the category of all car items because I know that my kids can buy extras at lunch, whether it be chips or whatever. I know that.

But here's the other thing. You are advertising. Apportizing an ice cream party, essentially. And the school district just needs to stop now, because you cannot, I know my child, and if he ever buys something from school lunch, it might be two bags of chips. And he might be giving them to his little buddy that's sitting next to him. He might be giving one bag to his little buddy sitting next to him. Nobody's stopping him.

So how are you gonna stop him from buying two ice creams and then giving it to Joe Blow? Like you don't know. So I just feel like that's a cover your ass move from a business standpoint that, no, like you're right. The messaging is exactly the same. It's the same. You're saying the same.

You're not taking accountability for what you just, you're denying people who cannot afford a $1 ice cream, whether their account is negative or their low income, are they're in the meal assistance program? I don't give a fuck. Like if you were going to have just don't either a, don't offer the ice cream for the kids. Yep. Solves that problem or B, it needs to be accessible to everybody, every single student. And that's where I stand on that. That's where I also stand on that. And on that note, we have some foul play. Okay, here we go. I don't know where we're going with this.

All right, this story happened back in 2016 when I was in my early 20s. I'm also not into hookup culture like Kale, but I was presented an opportunity to hookup with this six foot four ex-college athlete, buff, hottest fuck man. Obviously I'm not gonna say no. I mean, to each their own,

I feel like that's a good opportunity. Just never enough. We went back to my place and proceeded to make out and eventually he goes down wanting to give me head. I was gearing up for a good time and after a few seconds, I realized this man has no idea what he's doing. When I feel like that's very common. That's like a big- Wait, what? Men can't find the clear half the time. What do you mean? That's a lie. No. I don't know what kind of men you've been with She said my my vagina instantly dried up. I was over it and wanted him out I pulled him up and say hey my stomach hurts. I'm not feeling well

I thought he would take the hint and leave he decided to lay next to me in small talk I knew I had to get him out without being mean about it I then got up grabbed my to get him out without being mean about it. I then got up, grabbed my encyclopedia of serial killers off my bookshelf and told him I'm going to read you the story of Albert Fish. Trigger warning, if anyone doesn't know his story, he unfortunately unalived eight children. Sure enough, this man jumped up after the second paragraph and was like, all right, well, I better get going. And I never saw him again. Okay. I need to dive deep into a couple things on this. I don't care

if he's six, four college athlete. I also had one of those, married him. I never had one of those. I had a six foot six goofball though. I just think there, if you're not into hookup culture, I just think no exceptions, right? Like just no exceptions. Um, there's probably a reason why he was six, four ex college athlete, buff and hottest fuck man. And you fucked around and found out why.

Um, never has that ever happened to me where my coochie dried up. That's like never happened. That's happened to me before. What do you mean? Like if they're just not doing the job like instantly now I'm specifically someone I dated for years I was like you can't do this for me because I'm instantly turned off and you have not learned after the fifth time, I'm no longer teaching you. Like, just don't even try. Don't bother, don't touch me, and I'm turned off.

But like, what was happening? He didn't even try to have sex with me and try to go down on me and I hated every minute of it. Like, both things, the sex and him going down. But like, how do you tell somebody that like, it's just like, bad? I just told him. So you just said, get up. I was like, I don tell somebody that like it's just like bad? I just told him. So you just said get up.

I was like, I don't like this, it's not for me. Oh my God, that would be so embarrassing. I don't know who Albert Fish is, so I'm actually gonna do a deep dive into him after this. I need you to deep dive into the men that you've been with and figure out why collectively none of them can eat cat. Also going to look into Albert Fish.

Next foul play. When I was in high school, I was an assistant to a great teacher. He wasn't great with technology, so I typed up all of his exams and got him situated so that he could make easy changes. To thank me, he took me to lunch at dinner down the street where they were known for their broasted chicken dinners. Is that roasted chicken dinner? Probably. We ordered and sat there chit-chatting about me going to college in the fall, etc. I took a bite of my coleslaw and when I was chewing it, I felt something hard. I thought it was a big piece of cabbage, maybe the stalk.

And I was embarrassed to spit something out in front of this teacher that thought I was so cool. So I was trying to psych myself up to just swallow it. I was making no headway and chewing it. So I just greatly spitted in my napkin only to look down and see a bright pink acrylic nail laying there. No. I had just spit out a fake nail from someone's hand. It was in my mouth. I was going to swallow that nail. I was gagging my teacher noticed and he was disgusted to he called the waitress over and made and made her look at my hands.

My nails were short and not even painted. Then he showed her what I spit out. I thought all three of us were going to her all right there at the table needless to say, my meal was free. I never went back to that restaurant again. I have since closed down and I'm forever pricking picking through my food before I pop it in my mouth. I love the show and I'm og kitty gang member. Thank you for all you do and thanks for listening to my disgusting foul play. Um, that's foul. But like, do we think they were might have been press ons? Because I don't know of any person that has lost an acrylic that like did not realize that they lost it. You know what I'm saying? Like, I've lost an acrylic and, and, and realized after the fact and not knowing how it happened. But like, did you just immediately look down?

No, because there are people who, I'm not judging, but for me, I go every two weeks because I prefer to go every 10 days because I don't like the one thing I do is my nails. I don't like the way the regrowth looks. I know people who go only once a month. And so you're talking about a ton of regrowth and then they are easier to pop off

and you might not feel it. Listen, if you lose a fake nail, that should take me out. Like I will know immediately, I'm not losing a nail like that. This might have been a press on. I actually saw a little girl, we went to this like little place where you could like watch football but it had like a bunch of like kid friendly stuff.

I saw this little girl come in and she had on these red press on acrylics and we probably all were press on acrylics at one time in our life. I know I did. It's great. I love them. Bitch, I had brinch manicure. I absolutely loved it. My dad's brother's wife used to put them on me.

They're making a comeback, baby. People swear by them today. I was literally just talking about this with Trent's mom where you might get in a bag of chips and buy one of my acrylics. Wasn't trying to be nasty. It was just like, I was just a little kid like wearing these press-ons

and might be eating some Lay's chips and one drops in, not appropriate in a restaurant setting. And I absolutely might sue in that situation. Oh no, that's the most, actually, Elijah and I attempted to eat at Texas Roadhouse on Sunday. Like this past Sunday. I love Texas Roadhouse. And I hadn't been there in a grip.

Like it ended up not working out. We had ordered our food at the table and then Creed was, it was right after pickup. Like I had just gotten them from Chris and I should have known better because of the transitions. We ordered our food and then like no sooner did Creed just start screaming and crying in the restaurant. And I was like, we are not gonna do this. I took the kids out of

the restaurant so that people could enjoy their food. I'm walking to the car and I noticed a hot pink full acrylic. I'm pretty sure it was a press on on the floor like on the ground like they have like a brick. I was like a walkway. Excuse me. And I noticed a hot and I was like wow that was like a brick, a walkway, excuse me. And I noticed and I was like, wow, that was like a full, either a full acrylic or a full press on. And I was just like, I'm glad it came out out here and not inside the restaurant. I just always want to, like, when I find like a random acrylic, just like laying around, you might just be walking and like you see one. It's like, I want to know the story about how it got there. Yeah. Like,

were you just like walking and just anyway. Okay, well, if you guys have not followed us on at coffee combos podcast on Instagram, make sure you follow us there. If you've not subscribed to the show, you can do that from any podcast app, wherever you get your podcast and always first at podcast one. We hope you guys have a great week and we'll see you soon. See ya.