Coffee Convos with Kail Lowry and Lindsie Chrisley - Naughty Kids, The Super Bowl & Valentine's Day

Episode Date: February 17, 2025

CC399: On this month's bonus episode.. Lindsie is saying very suspicious things and one of Kail's kids unexpectedly drops a swear word during the Superbowl watch party. Kail addresses the speculations as to why we stopped hearing from Kristen all of a sudden. Because we recorded before Valentine's Day, Lindsie and Kail share their plans for Valentine's. Lastly, someone asks AITA in the Facebook group and today's Foul Play has the marriage relationship we all strive for. Thank you to our sponsor! Better Help: This episode is brought to you by BetterHelp. Visit BetterHelp.com/coffee today to get 10% off your first month. Branch Basics: Get 15% off Branch Basics with the code Coffee at BranchBasics.com/Coffee #branchbasicspod  Happy Mammoth: Get 15% off on your entire first order at happymammoth.com just use the code COFFEECONVOS at checkout. IQBar: Get 20% off every IQBar product plus free shipping when you text CONVOS to 64-000. By Texting 64000, you agree to receive recurring automated marketing messages from IQBAR. Message and data rates may apply. No purchase required. Terms apply, available at IQBAR.com. Reply "STOP" to stop, "HELP" for help

I hate gift giving and receiving. Receiving gifts is so weird. What do you say? Thank you. This is coffee convos with Kale Lowry and Lindsey Chrisley. I really want you to be in your feels Kale. That does not interest me whatsoever. I feel very attacked by you.

A spirited discussion about motherhood, friendship, family and life in the public eye. I'm just not with the fakery anymore. There's a fakery bakery around here. Here's Kale and Lindsay. Good morning and welcome to another episode of Coffee Convo's podcast. How the fuck are we doing? Good morning. I'm a little overwhelmed today. I thought that the this recording was in the calendar for 12 and I was like overwhelmed and then I was like and then I heard verse crying out in the other room and then there's just so much shit going on.

I can't take this right now. I don't have, I just can't. I don't know how you function with seven children's. So well, the schools are closing early. So verse and no, not verse Rio and Creed go to the same school and it's closing early. So we have to make sure that they get picked up on time. And then basketball practice for Creed and Lux was canceled for today. And I'm supposed to leave for New York tomorrow. So I'm like, I don't, if we get, and I already

canceled the LA trip to go to New York instead. And I'm like, if the snow prevents me from getting to New York, then what? Oh, so it's snowing there. It's about to, like everything is like. They're saying eight to 10 inches. Okay. So we have had a string of probably 65 degree weather and then woke up this morning to multiple days of rain in the forecast and it's absolutely freezing. I turned my heat off, turned the air on, and now it's like a fucking meat locker in this

house. 100%. We had the same thing happen. I turned my, I think it was yesterday, I turned my heat down and now I'm like, it's freezing. I don't know what's going on. And honestly, the universe is like, hold on, the snow? Kristin, what did you say the snow to?

Is this like a serious snowstorm that I should be concerned about because- Yes. Okay, I'm glad that I now know that. Yeah. No, you should also be concerned. We're supposed to get snow tonight and we're also supposed to get snow on Friday. I thought it was bullshit.

Someone said something about snow. I said, mm-hmm. Okay. I don't have anything, like literally nothing. Well, I don't give a fuck because come next Tuesday, I'm headed to the beach. So Oh my God. Okay.

Well now I'm a little concerned, but it's fine. I'm like, I cannot do any more snow. We are not equipped. I actually had a conversation with somebody the other day and they're from the North. And I said, we've got to go to the grocery store and get like all of these things because we will not be able to go on the roads. And he was like, why are you saying that? And I said, because we're not equipped here like people in the north.

He's in the north. It sounds like it's like so I don't southern or old school of you like in the north. No, but seriously, but we're also not equipped for it because I mean, we could go to the store right now and it's probably the shelves are empty. Everybody takes everything. Every, every day. And it's like, what are those eggs going to do for you when they go to, they go bad in like seven to 10 business days?

Wait, eggs don't go bad as seven to 10 business days. Oh, do they not? I feel like I've literally had eggs in my refrigerator for like months. Oh, well, so if that's the case, that's great news. Because like my unwashed ones from the chickens, they last forever. As long as you don't wash them. No, they last if even if you wash them, they just have to go in the fridge if you wash them. Got it. But how are you making eggs if the power goes out? See, that's a really good point.

And it's like, Kail and I were texting the last time that there was a snowstorm because we got a snowstorm at the same time y'all did, or it was like roughly within like days of each other on the same week. And we were like, who made up eggs, bread and milk? Like, what are you doing with that stuff? Maybe. Yeah, I guess if the power goes out, that's a really good point because the milk will go bad. And so we'll like the eggs will go bad as well. So that's a good point. I'm wondering like, why are we not getting canned supplies? Do people in the North like have generators and stuff? Yes. Do you all use them? Yes. Yes. Do you all use them?

Yes. I'm never coming there. Is it a fact that I would have to crank up a generator? I don't know anything about a generator. You would have to ask Elisha because I have no idea. Okay. So I have to ask you, if you were buying something for you to also be able to use and Elisha to be able to use, like we're talking about like lawn equipment or something. Why'd your eyes get like that? Because I already know you're not

using lawn equipment. But I'm talking about like a leaf blower or like a pressure washer or push behind lawnmower. I am immediately not going to Home Depot or fucking Lowe's and getting one that takes gasoline because like me trying to like crank that thing, it's not happening. Like immediately it's broken. Heather K When I was getting married the first time, Becky bought me a backpack leaf blower. Morgan Wright What were you doing with it? Heather K At that time, I lived in a neighborhood that the like,

it is literally known for its trees. Like it there there like canopies of trees over the entire neighborhood and each individual cul-de-sac and like throughout the neighborhood. And that's what it was known for. So we were using the leaf blower on the whole neighborhood, just like on our property. But like, I mean, they it was rough. So that backpack leaf blower was everything to us. Did you use said backpack leaf blower? Yeah, I loved it. Okay, I need to pick a bone. I don't know who I'm picking this bone with. But whoever the fuck stole my pressure washer, whoever did that.

Why would they steal a pressure washer? It's a felony. It's not a misdemeanor at this house. Like whoever stole that because I have some little like green Reminence on my stairs that need to be gotten off and I needed to crank that during these 65 degree days So that my pipes didn't fucking freeze when I turn on my hose and it is stole like you stole it Do you think sweet Willy would have stolen it? Just forget back, you know how Like, somebody stole it. Do you think Sweet Willy would have stolen it just for a get back? Was it Lamar Odom or Kevin Hart or someone took the backs off of their ex's earrings? They took all the backs off their ex's earrings.

So it was like a really petty thing to do. Do you think Sweet William would have done that? No, I don't think Sweet William would have touched my pressure washer to be perfectly honest. He might do a lot of stuff. But that's not one of them. But that is not one of those things. I have a feeling that I know who took it. Okay.

I'm not gonna call the person out on theft right now. Okay. If I find out that they are the person that took it, it's gonna be a big fucking problem because now I've got to go to Home Depot or Lowe's. I did order my nanny the same pressure washer because she was so impressed with mine. So I can't get it on Amazon. I could also recommend to you the guy who installed all my cameras for my house and my surround sound. His name is Howie if you need a recommendation.

Is he going to come here and install all my cameras? Yeah. Yeah yeah he will. I could really detect theft at that point. No, I agree with you. Who was at the house? I know who was at this house. How you saw this house. Speaking of felonies, did you know that murder is a felony?

Yes, like the worst felony of all kinds. I just thought that a felony was like for financial crimes or burglary and stuff like that. I thought murder, any type of murder was its own category of crimes. I didn't know it fell into like felony misdemeanor categories. So you thought it was just called murder? Yeah, I did. Sure did. Sure did. Realize that we used to dissect true crime cases on this podcast like many moons ago.

And the fact that you are telling me to my face right now with that little bob that you've got going on, that you did not know that murder was a felony. Because I thought felony was not in the same category. Like, you know how there are like categories of things like. Yeah. It's called classes of felonies. Yeah. But I thought that the felony classes were its own set of type of crimes. Does that make sense? So I thought murder was its own category. Felony was its own category. Misdemeanor was its own category. Do you know what own category. Misdemeanor was its own

category. Do you know what I mean? Like it was like, it's like misdemeanor, felony, murder. After I get done talking with you, I'm not talking to you for at least seven business days. Because I can't, I can't take this. I understand. I do have an update for you. Okay. I can't wait. I want an infant I do have an update for you. Okay. I can't wait. I want an infant. What? I want a child.

Are we adopting? Are we going crazy? Are we? Possibly. Okay. So what is the plan for said infant? Have sex, have baby. Not have sex, have baby. Okay. Okay. I love you and I support this. I'm just you

know, is is it the idea of said baby or is it the reality of said baby? I don't know. It's just like I feel like it's getting that time of the year or maybe it's like been the time of year where you get on social media and you see like all these engagements happening. You see, I don't know, like just like random shit, like pregnancy announcements. I haven't seen pregnancy announcements in a long time. I don't know if it's because I'm not pregnant now that I just, it's not on my feed. I also can't say that I've seen a lot of engagements lately. Well I feel like that's all I've been seeing.

And I don't know if I'm just like living in an era of those are the things that I want. And so I'm consuming those things because I do think there is truth to that. Right? Like you consume things that you're like trying to manifest in your life. Kristen said, I haven't seen a lot of I fucked announcements either. You can change your algorithm though, not your algorithm, you can change what comes up on your feed. And also if you've liked a lot of engagement posts or wedding posts or baby posts or anything

like that, it's going to keep bringing them up or with you talking about them right now, they're going to come up on your feed. So if you just like a bunch of other things, it'll change. Because I also think when it's put in your face all the time, you, not you specifically, but like people in general will start to think that's what they want or what they are wanting to do. I'm not saying that you don't want a baby because if you do, like I fully support you. I just, you know, the reality of a baby is a lot different than the idea of a baby. But what's so crazy, and I don't know if you experienced this from the time that you had

Isaac, because you had him before I had Jackson. And then now, like all the things are just so different. And like the way that parents are, I'm sure the way that you are as a mom now with your newest babies versus how you were with Isaac is like completely different. Yes, I would agree. Actually, we talk about it all the time here. I feel my parenting for Isaac and Lincoln is very different than Lux and Creed is very different than the three babies. This episode is brought to you by BetterHelp. I know that we have been talking a lot about red flags and green flags, and we often hear about all the red flags

that we should be avoiding. But let me just ask you all this question. What if we focus more on looking for green flags and friends and partners? That's a goal for me this year. So if you're not sure what those look like, therapy can help you identify green flags actively, practice them in your relationships,

and embody the green flag energy yourself. And that's where I'm at for 2025. So I am totally on board with that. Whether you're dating, married, building your friendship or just working on yourself, it's time to form relationships that love you back. Lindsay and I have been in therapy for such a long time. So has Kale.

Kale was one who got me onto my therapy journey and we truly feel like everybody could benefit something from therapy, whether it's learning positive coping skills, how to set boundaries, how to enforce them, because that's even harder, whatever empowers you to be the best version of yourself. Therapy is not just for those people who've experienced major traumas and I think that's really important to know. So BetterHelp is fully online, making therapy affordable and convenient serving over 5 million people worldwide. You can access a diverse network of more than 30,000 credential therapists with a wide range of specialties and easily switch therapists anytime at no extra cost,

which is great because sometimes it takes, you know, a different therapist or two to make sure that you're driving together and you get the most out of therapy. So they make it really easy. So you guys discover your relationship green flags with better help, visit betterhelp.com slash coffee to get 10% off your first month. That's betterhelp, H-E-L-P dot com slash coffee. Speaking of that, we've talked about on the podcast before,

we've talked about like cussing and things like that with kids. And I went through a period of time where I was trying to desensitize my kids to it. And so I thought, oh, I'll just let them say like, shit or damn or whatever, right? It backfired, completely backfired. They abused it.

They thought it was the greatest thing in the world. And I had to put an end to it. So mom fell on my part and lesson learned. However, one of the kids was very, very, very excited about the Super Bowl win. And he screamed, let's go. And we had company. I know what this child was. And we had company over that, you know, that is around us all the time. And so he was really upset.

And actually, Eliza was, Eliza was pretty upset by it. And I let it I was letting it slide, right? Because it's exciting. He wasn't cussing at me. He was just like really excited. And I feel like it was a lapse in judgment for said child. But was it, though, because I mean, for the Eagles to win the Super Bowl, I'm just playing devil's advocate. And maybe you might not like this devil's advocate move that I'm about to do. But

that's like really exciting. And if it's something that your child follows, and it's like that big of a win. Like you can't win anything greater than that. Right. And so sometimes it just happens. Like, yeah. And that's sort of my mentality on it. I just like, wasn't upset and I let it slide because he really, he's such a good kid. Like what I'm sorry, but like, maybe that makes me a poor mom in that moment. But Elijah and Uncle Twizz were pretty upset about it. And they were like, oh no, that's grounds to end the entire night. Oh no. Hot neighbor, I'm coming for you. That is not grounds to shut down any party for

a Super Bowl win. Maybe Hot Neighbor just doesn't like the Eagles that much. Well, so, and Kristen was there. So Kristen and Corey were both at my house during this whole ordeal. I completely let it slide. I was like, I'm not ruining the night for him. And it wasn't okay. And so ultimately when he came back out of the playroom, because we were watching it in two different rooms, when he came out of the playroom, we were

just like, Hey, no cussing, like, no cussing. And that was sort of like the, the compromise, I guess. I just wanted to get your opinion on it. I thought you were going to be more on the guy's side about it. And again, I do think that it varies by situation. And like, that's not something he would typically say. That's what makes it like so much funnier and better, right? It's not like part of his regular vocabulary. You know, Kristen said, truly the greatest thing I've ever heard. I was not on the guy's side and he used it absolutely in the correct context. And it was a really great game. I just like was not if he would have looked at me in the dead of my face and told me I was a motherfucker grounds to end the entire night. Oh, no, because now I've just become a motherfucker. You just accused me of being so you're right.

That is grounds to end the entire night. It is it is about the context of the situation. And have you ever had like a little where they're walking around, drop something, and they've heard you say shit before, and it's like, oh shit? Yeah. It's funny in those moments. Mm-hmm.

If that was a regular part of his vocabulary every single day, okay, I think we're having a different conversation. Okay, well, I'm glad that we're on the same page. He did when we said, alright, no cussing He looked at me. He's like, sorry my bad and we were like, okay, like we'll just keep it moving kind of thing Okay, but as parents how do we? Because you just gave a great example like you were letting them cuss and then all of a sudden it was like okay I've got to like reel this back in because it's getting a little too much and people are going to think we're absolutely

batshit crazy semi psych ward. Okay. Yes. So you allowed it, but now you've reeled it back in. In other situations, how do you like course correct when you're like, okay, that was a wrong parenting move? I said that to them. I've flat out said that to all my like, because I wasn't really letting the little ones cuss. They were just doing it because it was kind of like, Oh, I dropped something shit or like, Lux went like this, you know what I mean? Like little middle fingers, chubby middle, little middle fingers. But I said that one day I was just like, I should not have let you cuss. I thought that I was desensitizing you guys to it by allowing you guys to say it here and there. I said, but that was the wrong move. I said, you guys have, you know, completely

gone overboard. It did not work in, you know, the way that I saw it going. It was the worst idea I probably have ever had. And we're not cussing anymore. We're done. I said, and I'm tired of getting cussed out by your dads for letting y'all do this. So we're done. You wouldn't do it at dad's house. Don't do it over here. And then every time it, if it, it hasn't really slipped outside of the Super Bowl situation, I'll just be like, Hey, we're not cussing anymore. We're not doing that. Like I just remind them, like, remember when I said it was a bad idea, it was a bad idea. So, I mean, and it's still a bad idea. It's still a bad idea. Like when you're 18 and I can't, you know, control what comes out of your mouth

at this point, you know, that's, mouth at this point, that's a different story. Actually, speaking of cussing and flipping the bird, growing up, my dad used to flip people off in the car. I did it one time as a little kid because I saw him doing it. Somebody rides up on your ass and horns start going I'm just like, motherfucker. Just like, what did he do? What did Todd say? He told me that it was illegal. And like, you can go to jail for that. And so I thought it was illegal my whole life. And then when I got grown, I was like, oh, it's not I mean, that's not

something that like I do. I don't just like go strolling down the road and I see somebody that pisses me off and I'm just like, fuck you. You know, like I'm not doing that. My dad did do that. Like quite a lot whenever I was, you know, growing up. So I take Jackson to the Clemson, Carolina game for rivalry week. And of course we lose and we're in the Bronco top off the South Carolina fans roll up on a golf

cart beside us. We're sitting in traffic. And they're saying, suck my cock. Oh, cops. I look in the backseat, please tell me why I see my son. It was appropriate at that moment, when Gamecock fans are saying suck my cock like, they deserved that. Yes. And, you know, in the moment, I'm like, okay, I don't want my child to like have PTSD of thinking that he just did an illegal crime, like felony, misdemeanor, whatever, murder,

capital murder. But like, we probably shouldn't be doing that. And then he kind of like gave me that look like, Oh, fuck my trouble. And I said, that was an appropriate time to use your middle finger. But like, let's not do that. And then he kind of like gave me that look like, Oh, fuck my trouble. And I said that was an appropriate time to use your middle finger. But like, let's not do that. Right? It's like, love the context. I think that you this was appropriate. But moving forward, let's just let's do it in our heads. You know what I mean? Oh, and like every time is when traffic was moving the golf cart

was like moving up beside us and they kept ragging Jackson. And I just seen him in the back like, he's like, let me just wheel it up. moving the golf cart was like moving up beside us and they kept ragging Jackson and I just seen him in the back like he's like let me just wheel it up. Who came up with that? Like I don't know probably some dad jokey guy. Like who was the inventor speaking of cussing now please tell me why the person that I am dating sends me a picture at his daughter's school lunch. And I zoom in on the hat to see what it says. And it says, mmm bitchin'.

He's wearing this at the school lunch. He better get some duct tape from the janitor's closet. First of all, I have to text back and be like, did you realize that your hat said bitchin' and you're at the elementary school? He better put his visitor sticker over top of it. Like, what is he thinking? It's not on the baseball cap, it says certified yapper. So, you know, here we are today.

Oh my gosh. I think, I don't even know if they'd let me into the school if I wore something like that. Did you imagine? No. Okay, so since we were talking about Super Bowl, were your Super Bowl predictions correct? Yes, they were. I said, I think the Eagles are going to win, but I'm cheering for Kansas. And wait, what did I say? Did I say Eagles? Yeah. Yeah. I said, I think the Eagles will win, but I'll be cheering for Kansas City Chiefs. And that's exactly what happened. I didn't expect them to get

blown out though, the way they did. Ma'am, the way that the Chiefs played, you would have thought that they were like peewee. I don't know what that was. It was like, I don't even know how they got to the Superbowl with the way they were playing. I mean, maybe the Eagles were just the better team, but as a Cowboys fan, I just can't get behind the Eagles in any way, shape or form. But here goes Lincoln missing school on Friday because he's going to the fricking parade with his dad. He's like, I gotta be there.

I gotta go birds, LOL. I've gotta be there, I've gotta support. What is the deal with our boys also with the fact that they feel like whatever team that they are supporting, they need to have like all the merch. Lincoln and I went to Dick's Sporting Goods and Lincoln got a t-shirt and a jersey and he needs all of the Eagles things. Jackson, when we went to the Clemson game as I say you not that child had every hoodie, every Clemson hoodie he owned, every t-shirt he owned, the Nikes that the teams come out with

for college sports, like the Clemson Nikes, the chain that has like the big obnoxious tiger Paul on it, the beanie, like who does that? Listen, I think it's a boy thing because I well, I mean, it's like me with bog bags. I have to have every color me with Stan Lee's. I have to have every color. He has to have every color of state. Like you can only have so many Stan Lee's and you can only have so many bog bags. Like where do you score these things because they are so large and in charge. The limit does not exist. It does though. So this color is Lincoln's basketball color right now. It is

also the color of Lux and Creed's new soccer team. And then I'm thinking about doing killer sports logo in this electric like cobalt blue color. So I've been collecting all kinds of things in that color. It's like I have to have everything in that color. So I've been collecting all kinds of things in that color. It's like I have to have everything in that color. I'm going to wind it back. Going to wind it up. Remember, like, at the beginning of the year, which was like last month that you said that you're working on over consumption.

So where the fuck did you fall off? Well, so like, is it over consumption if it's necessary? Like I need to be wearing these colors to all the sporting events. Do you know what I mean? But then we have to get into the debate of define necessary because then that gets into the debate of need versus want.

To be fair, to be fair, I went ahead and I donated and gifted. I don't know if gifted is the right word because that's not the right word. My friend and goodwill tons of stuff. I cleaned out my entire closet so that I literally only have very select few items. I think I'm done getting the items I need. I don't have a bog bag in that blue color, but I have a sweatshirt, a long sleeve shirt, and two different Stanleys. I feel like that's sufficient for the wardrobe. I just need to get a bog bag. So it's like reasonable amount of items. I understand. I was talking with Callie, she was like,

for those of you who don't know who Callie is, she's my new assistant. She was like, Lindsay, why do you feel like it's necessary to have the same items in like every color wave? And I do it with clothes and I feel like bog bags and Stanley is like what you do it with. Yes. But if you find something that you love,

it's like, it makes sense to just continue buying it because you know you're gonna wear it. Right, 100%, 100%. I didn't know if I was, I didn't want it to come out wrong. All right, kitty cats, 2025 is the year to take charge of your health and transform your home into a sanctuary of safety and wellbeing. and I have been able to make that switch when

I switched to Branch Basics because they understand that your home should be a place of health not hidden harm and I started with your premium starter kit is the ultimate solution for saying goodbye to toxins and embracing human safe cleaning products. And I absolutely love it because now I can trust to send Jackson into a bedroom with these cleaning supplies and know that they are not harmful. So many conventional cleaning products are just filled with harmful chemicals that can truly silently compromise your health.

The products can irritate your skin, disrupt your hormones, and even pollute the air inside of your home creating an environment that's anything but clean. So when you think that you're cleaning, you're possibly harming yourself. And that's why Branch Basics is here to help you make the switch. Their premium starter kit includes one powerful concentrate that replaces dozens of toxic cleaners, making it easier than ever to detox your home. So if you're scrubbing your counters, if you're washing laundry to clean your bathroom, even rinsing produce, they have a plant and mineral based formula

that does it all without harsh chemicals. It's free from fragrances, parabens, endocrine disruptors, and synthetic preservatives. So you can trust that it is safe for babies, pets, and anyone with any sensitivities. So you can trust that it is safe for babies, pets, and anyone with any sensitivities. So you can make this year the year you say goodbye to toxic products. Right now our listeners get 15% off the premium starter kit

using code coffee at branchbasics.com. That's 15% off your new branch basics premium starter kit at branchbasics.com with promo code coffee. Make 2025 your cleanest, healthiest year yet with branch basics.com with promo code coffee make 2025 your cleanest healthiest year yet with branch basics. I also we need to talk. You just mentioned Callie, your new assistant. I need to read you guys a post that we got on Facebook about Kristin and I because I just want to I want to clarify some things for for anyone who listens. Okay. Erin Lee says, did I miss something? I don't

feel like Kristen is on this podcast or mentioned really anymore. I know Lindsay brought her up recently, but it felt like Kale just brushed over it. I commented back and I said something along the lines of, you know, I didn't mean to brush over it when you mentioned Kristen. Kristen was at my house all weekend. There's no beef. I had taken a step back from having Kristen on Barely Famous because I know that she was going on the Southern Tea a bunch and we talked to her and about her on coffee combos. And so I felt like it was like Kristen so many days a week for everybody. And I didn't want things to start overlapping. Or if people were like, what the heck is going on? Kristen's on all these podcasts. She also doesn't get paid to be a co-host. So I was like, I'm not, there's no beef with Kristen.

Everything is good with Kristen. She still works on coffee combos. She still, she still is here and everywhere. I just didn't, I don't want anyone to think that there's like beef or like a falling out or anything. So I have had to learn that the way people perceive things are the way that they wanted to perceive them before they ever even heard It right so like many of their preconceived notions. They're committed to that before you ever even get involved yeah, and To your point Kristen was with you all weekend. Right, right.

Like we're here, the things that I hear about us sometimes is absolutely insane. Like this bitch like in my. This bitch. No, her name's Tam. I don't even know if that's her fucking name. So she starts all the way in October of 2023. This is how long she's been harassing me. She told me that I need to stop

doing anything to my lips. I'm pretty in a natural way. And I'm like, thank you for the backhanded comment. Like really fucking appreciate that. Also, that's my rules. Okay. Then in October, That flips my rules, okay? Then in October, she posts on a video of me and Jackson from where we're moving, and she told me to stop running from things in life that I needed to make a solid home. Well, bitch, that's what I'm trying to do. That's why the fuck I'm moving. Period.

Right? Get a real job, grow up. That's my favorite comment. I saw Alessandra post about somebody saying that to her about getting a real job. What do we get paid in then? Do we get not believe any hock to a coin? Like what are we getting? Like what are we getting paid in? So then when we were in LA together, she comments on one of my Instagram stories and goes, Oh my Lord, grow up, get real. No, thanks.

Don't feel like it. I, the ones that are committed and they're repeat commenters to the point that I know who they are, I don't ever block them because I like, thank you so much for engaging on this post. Like I really appreciate you commenting because you're actually helping me by doing that. So I finally, after over a year of this shit going on, right?

Finally yesterday, it really just chat my ass. So I said, maybe I should just share all your harassing messages and we can see who's unstable. God bless you. Period. I mean, if you just screenshotted all of her comments and like put them on something, people would be highly concerned about her well-being. And then I go this morning to see if she follows me because I'm like, oh, the bitch saw it and then she never responded. Like, okay, you're evidently trying to have a conversation here. So I'm telling

you about yourself. You didn't respond to me, but you got so much shit to say about everything I fucking post so I need to see if you're still following me, but still follow me Of course She is of course She is because it makes her feel a little bit better about her life when she makes you feel like shit or tries to make You feel like shit, but why are we getting in the habit of following people that we hate? No, I mute them I block them because if I and I don't know if I ever said this on

the podcast, but one time I get on and I'm like, I haven't seen so-and-so's posts in a long time. Kristen done mute, muted them on my account because she was like, stick of hearing me talk about it. Kristen regularly mutes people on Kail's account. She's like, oh, Kail's comparing herself to this person mute comparison game done at a site out of mind. And honestly, it's like, oh, Kale's comparing herself to this person. Mute. Comparison game, done. At a sight, at a mind. And honestly, it's not that I don't want to see it. It's that I do wonder sometimes, why am I not doing that yet? Why have I not gotten to that level yet?

And so I will, it's inspiration, not in a way that is like, I hate them, but it's to a point where it's unhealthy. So she just I hate them. But it's to a point where it's like unhealthy. So she just needs them. It's an unhealthy comparison game. And I think that we've all been there at some point, just like I was talking earlier in the episode, it's like, I'm seeing all these engagement posts, like pregnancy announcements, like all the things that's the things that I should be doing, like possibly thinking about getting married at some point in my fucking life since mine failed. thinking about getting married at some point in my fucking life since now mine failed.

Why do we do that? I don't know. I think it's human nature to some degree. Like, oh, I meant to tell you, speaking of that, not comparing. That's not what I'm trying to do. But I just read a book and I'm currently reading a book in a series. And one of the characters reminds me so much of you. If you ever get around to reading and you change your mind and want to become a book girly, I highly recommend the Addicted series. You remind me of the character Rose. Why? What is character Rose? She's just like, she's literally you in a book character. Is she unbothered?

Yes, she's unbothered, but she's like, proper, but like I could picture dropping the f bomb here and there, but she comes from like a really well to do family, but like she's sort of unhinged a little bit like very much Lindsey Chrisley. Oh, I need to read this. Yeah. Yeah. I'm glad you just told me everything that you think relating it All good things. Okay, but I need to know what you thought about the halftime show for Super Bowl this year. I absolutely loved it. I will say that I do agree with some of the posters and commenters that they couldn't really understand Kendrick Lamar because of the sound or like the way that he was wrapping into the mic.

I think the sound was a little off, but it was also kind of loud in my house. So I think that was a contributing factor. I absolutely loved it. I think the message went severely over people's heads, entirely too many people's heads. And I think that people were more concerned about the jeans he was wearing, but honestly, I thought they looked great. Wait, so I saw a lot of memes and people were like, when is somebody going to post the link to his jeans? And because I got to get those for my man. And it's like making the thighs look good, just like funny shit. And the only thing I could see, I

was like, okay, did he order those bell bottoms from show me your moomo because that's the only place that like I know know they still carry bell bottoms. Like I have not seen jeans like that since 90s. Lindsay, where have you been? Bell bottoms made a comeback. They've been they've been back for a long time, like months now. Months. Yes. Bell bottoms have been back for like probably over a year at this point. I thought Kendrick Lamar brought it back. No babe. Maybe for men.

Maybe for men. I haven't seen them on men for a long for since the fucking seventies. But like we all go to Kale's Instagram and it's like Kendrick Lamar found the dupe for Kendrick Lamar's bell bottoms. I definitely haven't seen them on men, but bell bottoms on women made a comeback a while ago. Okay. Well, let me ask you this.

Would you go on a date with a man in bell bottoms? Because the answer for me is that's a no for me dog. You know what, Elijah doesn't have the body type for bell bottoms. So they would not do what they would need to do on a man for Elijah. Elijah is, I call him my skinny mini cutie boy. He does not have the body style, the body type. They would not be served in those bell bottoms. No, they would not. They would not be served.

They would not be served on Elijah. I swear to you, if I showed up and my boyfriend was in bell bottoms, immediately I'm saying nothing like there's going to be no greeting, nothing. I'm getting right back in that Bronco and I'm heading to find me a new man. I would like to, I'm going to use, I don't know if you've updated your phone, but I did and it came with something called Playground and Isaac showed me how to use it. I'm going to see if I can auto-generate or like AI generate Elijah into Bellbottoms. Oh my God.

If you do it, will you please send it to me? We'll post it. Yes, I will send it to you and we'll post it. I have to figure out how it works. Let me actually text Becky because she's great with AI. You do me a favor. Speaking of AI, I saw like the funniest memes about AI the other day. And I just, I guess

it like became part of my algorithm because they just keep popping up and it's like this girl, and she's in a print. So she got a job as a principal. And she said, This is what happens when you're like under qualified and you use chat GPT for your resume. Wait, I saw a video on TikTok and it was like about, it was about this professor in college who was like pissed off because I guess all of her students are using AI for their essays. She's like, I told you not to.

I don't give a fuck what you told me not to do. If there is an option in an easier way, I'm taking it. Okay, and I know you guys talked a little bit about this on the Southern Tea, because you guys called me, but I will say this, if you're gonna use AI for an essay, a dissertation, just like, I don't know, a book manuscript, just anything. Why are we not tweaking it?

Like I thought it was supposed to be like a rough draft. You should then turn around and edit it into your own words, right? Like isn't that- I was using chat GPT before it was chat GPT. It was called Spark Notes and I went in and changed like five words. Okay, back to Kendrick Lamar though. To your point, I do think it went over a lot

of people's heads just from the things that I've seen online. Did not go over my head. I was not unscathed by the message. I also love just like the exes on the stage, you know, like Drake's exes. He looked right at the camera and was like... He pulled a Jackson Campbell and your unnamed child. I honestly... I was proud of him because I don't know, I read rumors. I don't know how true it was, but I read rumors that like, don't know how true it is. Please don't crucify me for this, uh, for perpetuating rumors. But I heard that Kendrick Lamar basically

did exactly what he was told not to do. Which is why I posted sometimes it's best not to listen to PR. It's like, if you're just going to go out here, ride it with your whole fucking chest PR. It's like, if you're just gonna go out here, ride it with your whole fucking chest. And he did, like, he was like, I am doing every part of this and I don't care. He was not even supposed to perform, not like us. I know.

And then you know that I saw a statistic that said that his downloads were up 187%. No, because why did me and Lincoln start playing, we started blasting, not like us, all day yesterday and today again. Are you sending me a lot? Okay, why is this Elijah? And why do his feet look like that

and his hips look like that and these bell bottoms? Those aren't even bell bottoms. Those are skinnies. Those are boot cut. Wait! There's more! Elijah kind of looks like his mom here. Hold on, there's more.

Hold on. You guys aren't ready when I post these. Elijah's going to be so mad at me. But why do his feet look so mad? He's gonna be so mad. Goodbye. Goodbye. Okay, can you post these? I'm absolutely posting these. The caption is Elijah and Bell Bottoms. I'm gonna send them to him and get his reaction because he's going to be so mad at

me. Like, why would you do me like that? Lindsay, I know that we're in our thirties, but I am at this phase where I feel like one of the hardest parts of getting older is feeling like something is wrong with your body, but not exactly knowing what and everything just feels off. I've come to realize it is not just aging, it's hormones. So women's hormones are very complex, and if anything goes off balance,

we know the whole body suffers, and that is why, listeners, we wanna tell you about Happy Mammoth's Hormone Harmony. Happy Mammoth, the company that created Hormone Harmony, only uses science-backed ingredients that have been proven to work for women. They make no compromise when it comes to quality, and it shows. A bottle of Hormone Harmony is sold every 24 seconds, which I feel like is super impressive. It is. It definitely is. That's truly

because Hormone Harmony can help with such a wide range of problems like hot flashes and night sweats, racing thoughts, low moods, poor sleep, and lack of energy, occasional bloating and gas, no desire to be in bed with someone, if you know what I mean. But hormone hermy can help with all of these things. It is an herbal formula that fine-tunes the hormonal system. Like a musician tunes a guitar, it doesn't just help with estrogen, progesterone, and testosterone. It also helps with stress hormones such as cortisol, a little trouble maker that contribute to weight gain among a ton of other things. According to a survey, 86% of women started losing weight, 77% say it improved their mood,

and the biggest benefit, 100% of women surveyed said that they are feeling like themselves again. So for a limited time, you can get 15% off on your entire first order at happy mammoth.com. Just use the code coffee combos at checkout. I just got back from Target earlier and I went and looked at all of their Valentine's stuff and I buy like the most random things for Valentine's Day. So I need to know like, do you get your kids Valentine's gifts? If you do, what are they? I do a whole basket situation. I'll be completely honest with you. I'm not super consistent. So if I have them one

year, I'll do it. And then sometimes if I don't have them, I don't do it. This year, I saw a bunch of like Valentine's themed candy, like a month ago. So I made sure to get it while I saw it because I, my ADHD brain like won't remember to go back or like whatever. So I got them each candy. And then I just got them one thing each, like one item each. I got Lincoln a portable speaker, like one of those ones that you can like attach to your backpack or something. I got him that and then I'm trying to think what else I got the other boys. I got them like stuff like just like one item and then like a candy and a card. Yeah, I think it's so cute. So I try to normally do mine like themed around something. So because

we're getting ready to go to the beach, it's like essentials that he would need for the beach or like pool toys that are new. One thing of candy, I'm not big on doing like a whole fucking basket full of candy. We don't do that. Let me see what else I got. I don't know, like some gum because he needs it. Like sweatshirts and stuff. Like I'll get that.

But it's so much easier. I think it's funny because I'll look at my Valentine's basket that I do for him and it's because I'm doing it for one. Right. So it's a little, yeah. So like when it's seven of my kids, it's like seven gifts and seven candies. Yes. And then Elijah. So how did you determine like when you only had Isaac, obviously finances were very different,

but you find yourself purchasing very different when you had one versus seven. I honestly, if I'm being honest, I don't remember what I did when it was just him, like for Valentine's Day. Yeah, I don't know if I remember doing anything for him at that time. I just feel like you were in such a different life phase though. Yeah, I don't. I honestly don't remember. Your survival mode. Definitely survival mode.

So for Valentine's, do you and Elijah get like a babysitter or y'all don't celebrate or you celebrate it on another day? So we, I can't remember if we've done anything in the past. I don't think we have. This year we decided to get a babysitter for March 1st, because that was, I'll be out of town for this Valentine's Day. Lux and Creed are going to their dads. Isaac and Lincoln will be with their dads. And then Elijah will be with the babies because I have a work trip. But we're going to celebrate March 1st. So we just like moved the date and we'll just probably just go to dinner or something like

that. So I had a recent situation because obviously being divorced, both people dating, right? One person ends up having a child on like whatever the holiday is. So I'd gotten this flyer in my neighborhood because we have a whole club, a kids club, like all the things and they do activities and events, whatever. So it was like parents night out $35 and it's like board games, movie, pizza, popcorn, ice cream, like all the things. And you just pay $35 email the person and it's for like

five hours. Oh, wow. So like take a good amount of time. It's not like one of those because I think that sometimes like the kids schools will have like a two hour thing. Yeah. And like, I think the gesture is nice and the offer is nice, but like a two hour thing, you can't even get across town and then go to dinner with that much time. Do you know what I mean? And like, I don't want to sound ungrateful, but like, even going home and like relaxing for a minute and you have to get right back up and do it again. So like five hours is a great amount of time.

It's a great it's from like five to 10pm. So I'm like, that's actually a great thing. Since will has him on Valentine's Day, I had emailed him and was like, hey, if you want to take your girlfriend on a date Valentine's Day, I don't know like what the plans are, but Jackson has shown interest in like going to this event or whatever you can do both. You just have to drop him off by five and then you don't have to pick him up until 10. And you would have thought that I was committing capital murder. Capital murder.

He was like, we have plans. And I'm like, at what point, like maybe they're celebrating on a different day or something. I do like the idea of doing it on a separate day only because if you when life gets a little crazy and like this year the Super Bowl I feel like was late. I feel like normally it's the first week of February. Yeah. And like if there if you live in a place that has snow or something and like, I don't know, life just gets crazy. So sometimes you can't get reservations or if you don't book like six weeks in advance, I don't know about anyone else. But unless I see

it in front of my face, like the candy last month, I'm not thinking about Valentine's Day in six weeks, like if it wasn't for seeing them in the store. So I wouldn't think to make Valentine's Day reservations for Valentine's Day until it's too late. So I just feel like celebrating on, it's sort of like if you don't have your kids for like Christmas, you can celebrate another day

in the week or something like that. And I know it's not the same, but you can do it. So I'm doing Galentine's with Callie on Friday. And then what else are we doing? Oh, I'm going to dinner at four o'clock. Today? No, not today, on Valentine's. Like I'm going on a date at 4 p.m.

Okay, so early bird special. I also have, I think I did that in the past, maybe not with like these last couple of years, but I think I've done that in the past was like go super early because people are not looking for three and four o'clock reservations. 1000%. And then you're out of the hustle and bustle. And to be perfectly honest, Valentine's is something that I purchase for other people or my child, but I don't really give a shit about Valentine's Day because if your whole relationship revolves around

celebrating on Valentine's Day and you're doing gestures on that day that you wouldn't regularly do like throughout the year, that doesn't mean anything to me. Right. I agree. I'm like, you're doing regular shit all throughout the year. Show me you love me on a random Tuesday, please. I love that. I love random acts of love and service and showing I love that. Like, I love random acts of love

and service and showing love at that. Yeah, I agree with you. I also feel like at this point of the school year, and I don't know what you're doing, but Jackson refuses to eat school lunch, like will not eat school lunch after pack every single day. And I'm, I'm running out of of ideas. I don't even know what to put in the lunchbox. He is very committed to popcorn shrimp right now and it's something that I've been wanting to talk to you about. Is that foul for me to put in his school lunchbox? No, I don't think so.

I don't know how good it stays, but if you have one of those thermos type of things, I think it's fine. I don't. But like I can't get behind. I will see these moms making like gourmet lunches on Tik Tok. Back to the comparison game situation. I'm not really comparing myself to that situation. I'm wondering how they came up with that amount of time to be making pasta and shit in the morning,

heating up thermoses, all the things. It doesn't take that much time. The electric kettle thing that I have, it literally takes under a minute to be boiling and then you pour it into the thing so then you could be prepping everything. I was trying to do lunches the night before, but now Elijah does it the morning of because it stays fresher with like the hot food. So he boils the kettle thing, puts it in there, gets the rest of the lunch together and then dumps out the hot water while the other like the rest of the lunch is being put together. And then he's able to fill it with the hot food or whatever. But the whole gourmet thing, I think we're just doing leftovers from dinner as lunch the next day.

Can you send me the links for what you're using? Because I don't even know what thermos I'm supposed to be buying. They look like little bento boxes and they're removable. So the parts can come out and then they literally come with dividers and like the thermos part It's like a square It's a thermos in there so you can do hot or cold. It's the same thing and I say I can't say this enough So if you've heard me say it again, sorry for repeating myself But I'm gonna repeat it for the people who are new here or they didn't hear it on another episode

Stanleys and thermos style water bottles as well as those like bento boxes with the thermos container. If you're putting something cold in there, you have to put ice cold water in there for, I think it's like a minute to three minutes or something like that. And then you dump it out and then put cold item in. Or if it's hot, you put boiling water in there for one to three minutes

or whatever it says on the instructions, dump it out and then put the hot thing in. I think so many people are trying to put cold water in a Stanley and ice in a Stanley and they're like, it keeps melting or they'll put warm food in one of those thermoses. And you're like, why isn't it staying warm because you're not doing it correctly. I saw this one mom on Instagram that I was like, oh, that's a genius hack. She is a breastfeeding mom and she was out pumping and she was showing like the whole process or whatever. And she put ice in her Stanley and then put the little

like bottle from like the pump into the Stanley to keep it cold until she got home. That's actually pretty genius. I'm like that's genius, right? But I'm going to give you an update. I'm going to give you an update on this school lunch thing. But I need you to send me the links for the stuff that you have because I need to make sure that I do it right because he will not eat.

Like I can't send macaroni and cheese and it turned out to be cold because he's just going to go hungry. Yeah. That's how our kids are too. Like they want, they like it hot or like warm at the very least. Kristen said ever since you taught her how to do that with the Stanley, he said she runs around screaming, activate it.

Cause I mean, I didn't know until I knew, you know what I mean? I'm writing down a make Lindsey list. Please, please do make me a list. This episode is brought to you by IQ Bar, our exclusive snack sponsor. And so am I because I started my day with IQ Mix as I normally do.

It is fantastic. Hydration with three times as many electrolytes as sports drinks. Plus it's just great if you're using it for a pre-workout, morning hydration, which is what I use it for every day, hangovers and more. So you guys can start the new year off right with IQ bars brain

and body boosting bars, hydration mixes and mushroom coffees. Their ultimate sampler pack includes all three. And right now IQ bar is offering our podcast listeners an exclusive deal 20% off all IQ bar products plus get free shipping. I am such a big fan of the IQ mix because you turned me on to it. I'm literally sitting here with my Stanley full of my favorite peach mango. I have been doing so good at getting my water intake in using the IQ mix, so I'm obsessed with it. Everybody in my house is also. All IQ Bar products are amazing.

They are entirely free from gluten, dairy, soy, GMOs, artificial sweeteners, which makes it easy to snack smarter with IQ Bar. You've got more fiber, less sugar and carbs than the alternatives. Kale starts her morning off with IQ Joe, which is a jitter free instant coffee that's packed with 200 milligrams of natural caffeine and brain and productivity boosting ingredients like magnesium and Lion's Mane mushroom adaptogen. That comes in four flavors and I have heard that it tastes better than any brewed coffee. So original black, vanilla spice, cafe mocha, and toasted hazelnut. IQ bar makes the number one brain

and body nutrition bar, hydration mix, and instant coffee in the U.S. And right now IQ bar is offering our special podcast listeners 20% off all IQ bar products plus get free shipping. To get your 20% off just text combos to 64,000 text combos to 64,000 that's combos to 64,000 message and data rates may apply see terms for details. Completely unrelated but still food related. Have you seen this on our Facebook group? It says it happened near one of the kiddies police searching for suspect and theft of 100,000 eggs. Excuse me. Yes eggs like to eat. Yes It says this happened in Pennsylvania

It says this person the police are searching for a suspect after a hundred thousand eggs were allegedly stolen from an egg distributor according to police officers, they responded to Pete and Jerry's organics for the theft of 100,000 eggs. Eggs were stolen from the back of a distribution trailer on February the 1st, 2025, roughly around 8.40 PM. Police said the eggs that were stolen hold a retail value of $40,000.

I was like my first question was like what are black market eggs going for these days? Okay, but then I saw on the news, it was either last week or sometime earlier this week, that Waffle House is increasing the price per egg 50 cents. So if you went and ordered six eggs from Waffle House, you were regularly paying $3 for them. You're now paying $6 for them. And we had a conversation actually at my house during the Super Bowl about eggs. And I think it was like, they used to be like, basically like 50 or 52 cents. And now they're like doubling. Okay.

Do you know anybody in your life that regularly keeps track of how much certain items cost? So like butter, for example, or eggs. It's like, okay, it's highway robbery now because I went to the Walmart super center and eggs are now this price. Yeah. One of the girls that was at the house was literally talking about how one food lion had them for this price and Acme had them for this price and Walmart had them for this price. And I was shook because I have, I mean, I guess I have the privilege to not really think about it because we just have the eggs at the house from the chickens. But I'm like,

I'll just send people with eggs. Like you don't even have to pay for them. Listen, my nanny knows the price of absolutely everything. Kristen said her mom too, like she will know if butter goes up five cents or the cost of milk has increased. Like she knows when she goes to the store. I wish that I was like that because I feel like that would make me a more just like, couldn't like a reasonable consumer. Yeah. Yeah, but I'm just not like that. And I wish I was I need to be. And I need to know the people that are listening to this. If you notice an increase in price on that

stuff, are you choosing not to purchase it? Or are you still purchasing anyway, because there are certain things that I know like the price of has gone up, but it's like a staple in my house that we can't not purchase. There are certain things that I have to purchase, obviously being a family of nine, like there are things that I have to purchase no matter what the price is. So unfortunately, you know, Kristin saying like if it's soda and stuff, no, like agreed, I'm not gonna put and I'm not we don't typically have soda we have lately because of the Super Bowl and stuff like that. But if it's

stuff like that, I'm absolutely not buying it. Like, for example, if the price of Chobani yogurt like went up, you buy it, then I have to buy it because Jackson eats it. Maybe at least one if not two with two meals a day. Yeah. So stuff like that. I'm absolutely if dino nuggets skyrocket, I have to buy them. Yeah, like it won't matter. There is no way around it. Pizza rolls, Kraft, I don't care about the lawsuit, still a purchaser. I buy chipsips Ahoy cookies have been really big in my household lately and I'm trying to-

What? The soft ones or the hard ones? The hard ones. Okay. So growing up, like back in the nineties, I feel like that's when Chips Ahoy soft came out. I was obsessed. Tried to buy them when I became an adult.

They don't hit the same. They don't hit the same. I'm not a fan of the soft ones I just the chewy chips ahoy just they feel weird And they're not they're not closer to like a homemade cookie to me Kristen said it's Capri Sun for her Yeah, Capri Sun doesn't hit the same either. Does anybody also purchase Sunny D like In the not like the little bottles,

but like the bigger bottles because I remember when my dad started dating Julie, she bought a Sunny D as orange juice and he went to the refrigerator and he was like, what the fuck is this? Like, this is not OJ. And like, where's the pulp? I don't like Sunny D. I know that I drank it a lot as a kid. And I'm also I like orange juice with pulp. If I drink orange juice, I'm it a lot as a kid. And I'm also, I like orange juice with pulp. If I drink orange juice, I'm not a huge orange juice person. So I have to be in the right mood for it, but I like it with pulp. My kids like it without pulp.

I like orange juice with ice. Ooh, pulp and ice would be so good. Pulp and ice and it hits very different. And everybody try it and tell me how smart I am. You're like stroking my ego. We have, am I the asshole from the Facebook group? Oh, can't wait for this one. This person says, Boyfriend and I were fighting this weekend. I was wanting to address concerns

I had about our differences and what our future would look like and asking for more quality time. He works six to seven days a week and wants to bed rot when he gets days off. I completely understand, but I'm asking for a little time here and there, simple things like a 10 minute walk, play a game,

do a puzzle, eat by the river, nothing extravagant. We both work and have five kids, so I just want little things to fill my cup without having to plan myself. While scrolling Facebook, I'm always clicking interested on events I may want to go to or just set a reminder. Well, this man goes and gets tickets to a concert I marked

interested in in the middle of our fight. Thoughtful, but here's the thing. He's metal to his core and I'm country. I do like metal and pretty much any music, but he's strictly metal. He picked the most honky tonk country artists to see, one that I probably would never even buy tickets to because you can't two-step at a concert and I really only enjoy a handful of songs. There are so many other artists and genres between now and then, it would be a much better option. He was trying to be thoughtful and hear what I was saying, but I look up to the set list and I'm just not as excited like I would be with other artists. What do I do? Do I say something or do we just go and make the best of it?

And this situation, I feel like if you're asking for something and somebody like goes out of their way to hear you, then you have to be willing to like meet them somewhere if they're trying to meet you. I'm personally torn on this one. I feel like he did it just to shutter up. But to your point, you do have to be willing to meet them halfway. So I'm sort of torn on it. It's sort of like how I feel about gift giving

don't give me a gift unless you know that it's something that I like and that I want because otherwise you're wasting your money in my time. I don't like that. So I don't know. I feel like maybe this is like make the best of it situation and then moving forward. Be very clear about what what you're wanting. And I don't know, this one's tough because I get a lot of pushback on how I feel about certain things. And I can see both sides of this one. I think don't say anything right now, go do it, make the best of it, and then have the conversation afterwards. But I think the bigger conversation is not about going to the event.

The bigger conversation is about the situation as a whole, right? It's like five kids. He works six to seven days a week. She works. There's very minimal time. You have seven kids, you know, that you don't have time to just be out whining and dining and doing all the shit. Right.

So I think that it really boils down to being intentional about your month, right? Like looking ahead and being like, okay, I would like to do these two activities at some point during this month. Well, also to like, because they have five kids and they are busy and he wants to bedrock, you have to be so intentional about intentional about the things that you're choosing to do. So I think make the best of it this time, but moving forward, you have to mutually both want to be there, I feel at least most of the time, because you're taking away time from your kids in order to fill your cups, like a surprise that you didn't want to be surprised about. Have you ever been in that situation where it's like, yes, somebody does something for you. It's giving like, kill and somebody that she was married to tennis bracelet.

1000% or like, most recently was so random. So I like, Elijah and I were going to go do something. And I said, when you get a babysitter, like I'll do it. Like if you're, if this is something that you want to do, like I'll do it. I want to do it. I just, it wasn't necessarily at the top of my priority list. And I said, so if you get a babysitter sooner, then I'll just go do it. Right. He gets a babysitter from 11 to seven, doesn't say anything to me about it, does not say a word. So I have no idea that this is like happening, right?

No. So Kristen and, you know, Corey come to visit over the weekend and she calls Elijah to see if we could go do go to the Flyers game on Saturday. And Elijah was like, well, I already got a babysitter from 11 to seven because me and Kale were going to go do this. And she had him on speakerphone and I look over and I go, what? Like shocked. Like I love that you like took the initiative, but I also had no fucking clue. And like that is something that I needed to know because it's less than 24 hours away. Do you know

what I mean? So he just, he just assumed that what you were doing was him. I was shocked. I was shooketh and I just wasn't prepared because I also think that the activity that we were supposed to go do probably would have taken longer than 11 to seven also. So it would have been like a, like a much longer scenario. Well, you know what, unfortunately for you, I'm backing hot neighbor on this one. I feel like that's like a pleasant surprise. Like, Hey, babe, by the way, our kids are all taken care of and we have from 11 to seven, we can screw, we can wine and dine, we can like do all the things.

But he never said that. So I never knew this was taking place. Do you feel like he was not telling you because it was a communication issue or was he not telling you because it was a surprise? Well, no fucking clue. But I mean, either way, it's fine. We ended up doing something else, but we ended up doing something anyway. But I was just like, that would have been something I needed to prepare for, you know, like one of those things. I'm going with surprise. We love you over here, hot neighbor. He literally said you would have found out when the kids were getting loaded. Oh yeah, he did say that. He's like, you would have found out when the kids were getting loaded. Oh, yeah He did say that he's like you would have found out when I was loading the kids up in my trunk to take up to

My mom's house. You know what he said to himself he said she told me that action needs to be taken and I am a man of my word and I am doing it and I am taking said action and I'm gonna go out here and Screw my woman. Yeah, I mean he did it. So thank you hot neighbor. We love you. We love you. And on that note, we have foul play. All right. Foul play. I love your podcast and listen every week. I remember watching you both on TV when I was in junior high and having the volume down and the channel ready to change it. If my parents walked in. That's embarrassing. I had a foul play just hap- oh, I had a foul play just happen and knew I had to write in

to share it with you guys. I had just shaved the kitty cat and was laying down on the bed with my butt up. My husband informed me that I missed a few, few hairs on my butt crack and asked if I wanted him to get them. I said yes and got up on my knees, ass up and let him go to work. We were having a normal conversation when I let out a huge queef. He stops what he's doing laughs a little and tells me not to fart when he's doing that. I have to inform him that

it was a queef and not a fart. He thinks it's absolutely hilarious and makes me do it again. Good thing our relationship is weird like that or else I would be mortified. Love you. I strive to be in a relationship one, well, not to be in a relationship one day. I strive for my relationship with Elijah to get to the point where I would laugh at that because I would be absolutely mortified.

Absolutely mortified. And I don't know if I would be more embarrassed to tell him that I queefed or farted. I think I would not even give him the opportunity to shave hairs out of my butt crack for either of them. But how did someone know that there were like hairs? Because hairs is giving like three like, or did you just miss the entire butthole? She probably missed a few spots.

Like just scragglers. Yeah, I and this is why we go get waxed because there ain't nothing left honey. I'll be using Bikini Nair. It is a raw butthole when you get finished with that wax. Not a raw one, a bare one. Well like bare and raw depending on how many strips they use. Kristin goes, rogue ones.

Raw sounds painful as fuck. Yeah, I agree. Definitely rogue, rogue ones. Anybody who gets wax knows that your kitty might be sore for the first day of said wax. So if you're planning on getting spicy that evening, maybe make the wax appointment for first thing in the morning. No, because you're not supposed to have sex for 48 hours.

So actually you should get waxed way before. For bacteria purposes, that Christian goes, dear God. And that's why you use, what's that stuff I use in the shower? Nair. I don't use Nair. Who uses Nair? I do now. I started using it. I use dial. Yeah, to wash your body, but I'm talking about hair removal. Okay, but like, when were you going to inform everyone that you were using Nair? And like, where are you

using it? So I'm using it on my coochie now. Wait, what? The Nair bikini. What? Doesn't give a chemical burn? No, because it's supposed to be like less strong. Kristen said she needs reviews. Okay, but is it getting close enough? Like the hairs are just like falling out? Yeah, you just wipe them off. And you've tested this theory. Yes. Okay, I'm gonna need a link to what you can even use it around your lips. But like what about the inside of your lip? I don't get hair there. I feel like

everybody gets here there. Are you talking about in between the folds? Or are you talking about inside the little lips? Don't make me pull it all out right now. Like where you peel it back like, you know, like you have your top part and then like right when you peel it, like right there. Yeah, I get hairs there and you can use it there. You can.

Yes. So it's not for external use only. No, it is for external use only. That's not external to me. That's very- Don't ask me. I'll be getting slapped with near lawsuits. And on that note, thank you guys for always supporting our show. Please subscribe and

review on the Apple podcast app, follow and read on Spotify or listen wherever you get your podcasts. Don't forget to follow us on Instagram and join our Facebook group to connect with us and our community. We hope you guys have a great week and we'll talk to you soon. See ya. Hey moms, have you ever felt like there's more to motherhood than what we're told? Then you need to check out our podcast, Moms Ask Why. Hosted by Chelsea Jules and Brittany Whitney, Moms Ask Why dives deep into the tough questions surrounding motherhood. Our mission?

To educate, inspire, and empower moms like you to take charge of your children's health. With real talk, expert insight, and actionable advice, this is the podcast every mom needs in her playlist. Because sometimes the best way to be a great mom is to ask why. Follow, rate, interview Moms Ask Why now on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you listen to your podcasts.