Coffee Convos with Kail Lowry and Lindsie Chrisley - No to Grey Sweatpants, Yes to Hate Sex

Episode Date: August 25, 2022

EP239: Kail almost goes to jail, and Lindsie almost loses her knee cap. Great week for us! Kristen and Kail don't like men and grey sweatpants, Lindsie wants to know if people are out here having hate sex, Kail goes TMI about a sexual experience.. and are you who you hang out with? Lindsie shares a tiktok on the subject..For Foul Play? Baby AND adult poop! Thanks to our sponsors!Better Help: Visit BetterHelp.com/coffee today to get 10% off your first monthEverlywell: Visit everlywell.com/convos for 20% off an at-home lab testHuggies: Learn more on Huggies.comOra Organics: Get 30% off your first subscription when you text CONVOS to 64-000Thuma: Visit Thuma.co/COFFEE and use code COFFEE for a $25 credit!Upside: Download the FREE Upside App and use promo code coffeeconvos to get $5 or more cash back on your first purchase of $10 or more

I hate gift giving and receiving receiving gifts is so weird. What do you say? Thank you? This is coffee convos with Kale Lowry and Lindsay Chrisley. I really want you to be in your feels Kale That does not interest me whatsoever. I feel very attacked by you a spirited discussion about motherhood friendship Family and life in the public eye. I'm just not with the fakery anymore. There's a fakery bakery around here. Here's Kale and Lindsay Are we on the air? We are on the air. You know what that reminded me of what? some like 1990s Throwback like show that probably is in like syndication. What the fuck is syndication?

Probably like Steve Harvey or something like that, you know, like are we rolling? I feel like I've heard that in like another show or something. Oh Hello, welcome to coffee convos podcast. Good morning. Oh, Lindsey's singing today. Okay So Lindsay's singing today and I'm looking for I'm on the lookout for a chicken soup. Wait, what are what are we getting chicken soup for? Are we on well? I'm very unwell. I'm so unwell and I feel weird I can't even talk about it because if I talk about it I feel like I might get I'll talk about it, but I don't want to get I don't want people saying Oh, this is what you signed up for because it's fucking not so I'm just I've been chased by paparazzi for like three days

And I'm frustrated because I literally felt like I couldn't even shower naked because I felt like someone was watching me Wait, what? You know what I mean cuz they've been outside my house. They follow me everywhere. I go I literally have ten pictures in my phone of every place I went yesterday and they followed me Wow, and then I got a message from someone who lives down the road and And she she messaged me. I've never met her never seen her. She said I leave down the road from you on blank And thought you should know I saw a white fiat parked and taking pictures of your home And I sent her all the pictures of them following me and stuff like that And I'm like I went to the police for help and they told me because I left out information

I guess that they were paparazzi that I wasted resources But I didn't know what mattered that they were paparazzi It's just like when you're making you turns in the middle of the highway and shit like that I'm I'm now I'm scared because at first it was funny and now it's not funny because I literally feel like they're watching me in My bathroom. Okay. I have a couple things to say about this I can only relate to this when I followed for divorce The first time and went to Nashville Mm-hmm and TMZ with your like little truck was like parked outside of my parents house

But they weren't aggressive like that. No, this guy's not aggressive, but he did bust a U. E I'm sending you all the pictures I have Right now. Stop Wait, the fact that he did bust a U. E in the middle of the highway like that was scary. That's scary Now I'm scared. You're you're literally following me for like 35 minutes. It's not funny anymore I'm going to pick up my kids. You don't need to know where I pick up my kids. I'm not on the show for a reason Wait and like the moment that you feel like you can't take a shower and wash your kitty out Because they might snap a pic

That's that's excessive like that's what it feels like because they're literally outside my house all my neighbors have called the police I woke up yesterday to the police at my door because the neighbors called and then but when I went to the police I got in trouble because I didn't mention that it was paparazzi. I didn't know it mattered like you're literally following me and Wait, tell me about the police. So The other day the paparazzi was they pulled out right in front of me in my driveway And I had posted it on my story and I thought it was like oh my like I literally posted I'm not on the show anymore anymore. Like what do y'all want? So anyway, he ends up getting behind me at some point instead of in front of me because he's trying to see where I'm going

Well, this was on actually this was Sunday on the way to my son's basketball game After like 20 minutes, I was like, okay, this is like is this paparazzi number one number two like Natalie saw me coming out of Like an area by us and she's like, oh my god, I'm actually behind you I said, okay, can you get in front of him and go super slow so I can get on the highway and he won't see me So she tried to help me out or whatever. So I'm still on the highway I'm driving an hour away and he's still following me 30 minutes So finally I called the police and I'm like I now I'm being stopped like it's not okay. I don't feel safe whatever

I go to The troop that's like near wherever I'm at and they're like, okay get off here blah blah blah come inside I come inside I tell her what's going on I don't mention it's paparazzi because at this point I'm like it I don't know because I've never been followed for like 35 minutes That's never happened to me before and at this point. I'm like it just you busted a you in the highway And what are you prematurely? What if hypothetically you prematurely said it was paparazzi and it ended up being just like a normal person Well, right and that's the other thing too. Like I had posted it on my story. Like what do y'all want? I'm not on the show like

whatever whatever So she the lady that was working. She's I guess a sergeant. I'm not going to say her name But I have never in my life been talked to the way that she screamed at me and pointed her fingers in my face Um, she so the guy that it has been I'm gonna call him stalking because at this point it is stalking You're watching my every fucking move. You're not just capturing me while I'm out and about you're literally following me So I'm gonna call him. I'm gonna say he's talking So he's stalking me and he literally follows me to the police station and he's waiting on the corner And I'm like that's the car right there. Like that's him. Um, I don't know his name

I've never seen him before blah blah blah blah blah blah So she tells the other officer inside that shouldn't go outside and talk to him So I was like, okay, and she comes back inside like I'm waiting. I'm waiting. I'm waiting She comes back inside Guns blazing screaming at me telling me that I have 30 seconds to explain myself before she locks me up for a felony for wasting police resources Um, I have never Lindsay in my life Like I understand that like you have to take everything that someone says with a grain of salt, right? And like people think I'm dramatic so they might not believe me

But there's a fucking camera in that where they were we were there was a camera And I wish someone would fucking pull the camera footage so that they could see how she treated me Her fingers were my face and I'm like, what did I do and I grab my keys and I start crying because I'm like A felony like what what the fuck did I do? And I don't have anyone's phone numbers memorized. I can't call anybody She said you never said that it was paparazzi That changes everything and you chose to be on the show. I said ma'am I At 35 minutes being followed at that point. I did not know if it was paparazzi anymore at that point I had no idea what I was dealing with. I said this has never happened to me before

I'm so sorry. Like I would never waste police resources like this This is not something that I would ever like intend like she goes. This must be a publicity stunt I don't know what kind of publicity stunt that you're trying to pull Well, well, this isn't it like this is not the public like you can promise you if I was going to be pulling one It certainly wouldn't be sitting here talking to you. Well, right because now at this point. I'm late to my son's game I'm crying. She told me to stop my crocodile tears. She's screaming at me I'm like I have never in my life been talked to like that And at the end of the day like if I was in the wrong

Which maybe I am because I didn't mention that it could be paparazzi. That's very that's very true At the end of the day if she would have said if she would have came inside and said, you know what? I do feel like you left out some like talk to me like a human being It would be a completely different scenario. It would be like Hey, like you didn't mention it was paparazzi. He is actually like confirming for me. It's paparazzi. It's okay like now I never want to go to the police ever again for help because I feel like I did something wrong and I didn't really realize and I kept apologizing to her

I was like, I'm so sorry. Like I didn't intentionally do this I just didn't know if it mattered that it was I originally thought it was paparazzi. Does that make sense? Literally if someone was following me like that on the road I would immediately call 911 and be like, excuse me I am on these coordinates and this person is following me I don't know what the heck they're doing or what they're trying to get but it's making me feel very uncomfortable Please send help sos. So you wouldn't have mentioned it was paparazzi either like it's not something you would think to mention No, because what if that's a lie? What if that person isn't and that's what I told her I said at first

I thought it was funny. I thought it was paparazzi, but I had never been chased for 35 minutes up the highway So I so at that point I was like, maybe this is not paparazzi You know what I mean? And he was in a different car one other time and a lie and Elijah was here went and talked to him But that was a different car and I didn't see him. I didn't even see his face So and then he tells the officer well, I took pictures over 10 years ago and she was really nice I said, well, I don't remember you. I've never seen you before and never seen your face Why are you keep talking me for 10 whole years and but she told me like

I just can't get over how she spoke to me and if she just would have talked to me like a normal human being Lindsay I could have handled it so better But I literally could not stop crying the rest of the day because I felt like I was and I told her I was like I've been off the show for six months. I'm I'm doing my best to kind of lay low um And then he because he's in the building at this point and I said and he was like, well, she has podcasts So then the cops were like, oh, well, you're still in the media. Take public figure off your instagram then First of all, don't tell me what to do with my instagram second of all

um me recording bullshit talking about common jars and shit stories on My own time in my own home Does not equate to someone following for 35 minutes bust in illegal UIs like and then she told me I don't know the definition of pursue because I was like, he's pursuing me in your house because I I I googled like what are the paparazzi laws? First of all, I live in dover fucking Delaware like Hartley Delaware, like I don't expect paparazzi to be following me around. You know what I mean? Um, and so I googled like what the laws word it said, um, it is illegal for paparazzi to pursue

Targets in vehicles. So I said that to her and she told me do you even know the definition of pursue? She's like pursue is if I'm if you're a bad guy and a cop is pursuing you No, I'm an interesting person and this man's pursuing me I cried so hard. Lindsay. It was just not a good if someone would have told me If some officer would have told me that I'm getting a felony No, she screamed at me. She screamed at me. She pointed in my face. It was them. I had never in my life I'm gonna need to get my attorney like I cannot continue this conversation with you I'm not signing up for felonies today

Like got other things to do was just letting you know that this crazy Dick and the white fiat is a nut bag I was so upset. I was so fucking upset. So anyways, that was my that was my sunday I'm got to the last eight minutes of Lincoln's game. We lost the playoffs And I haven't been sleeping. So it's just been kind of a little bit stressful for me Now a word from our sponsor better help I know it can be super tough to see a therapist But what's really great is that you don't have to see anyone on camera if you don't want to

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That's everlywell.com slash combos for 20% off your next at-home lab test everlywell.com slash combos I have not been sleeping that well either, but I've had a lot of things going on in life. So I really want to sleep But I feel like I don't get good sleep if that makes sense. Yes, like I desire to yes, but yeah Um, however, I was going to do a coffee combos live with an unnamed person. Um, That is now going to be named her names kill. Um And show everyone my new developments at my house and then you just decided to be MIA So I'm putting me on it on instagram and all of my dms are literally flooding in and people are like

Oh, no is kill missing in action again, and I'm like evidently so I thought we were going live during this episode I didn't realize that we were going live at a different time No, we were going live at a different time because it's different content. We were showing people different things I need to show you guys some more shit that I ordered from qvc. I wanted to show everyone My new shutters, which that might not be exciting to some people But for me it has been very exciting and let me tell you why My neighborhood has houses that sit super close together It literally looks like a little town like in my neighborhood and everything pretty looks like the same pretty much

Um, but they sit super close together So you'll see somebody like strolling by in the morning from your front door And they're walking their dog and super cute. Nobody's bothering you whatever But they can see right through your front door So I decided I was like, you know what? I need to boss up. I need to get some shutters like I know shutters like getting them sounds like a very grandma-esque thing To do but I have thoroughly enjoyed them. I did get some good sleep over the weekend And I am gonna tell you I think it's from my shutters because it made it so dark in my bedroom

That I was able to hibernate. Oh good. Okay. So no, I definitely think like a blackout situation for um Sleep is like so imperative for good sleep. Have you ever met people who wear? Those eye mask. No, I thought they were like like they were fraudulent. Wait, what like I thought they were fake It was just like a gimmick. No, like my niece literally wears that I mean, I love it for her like if it works for her I am glad because I always wanted to wear them when I was a kid But I feel like they always came off in my sleep. I don't sleep on my back. I feel like that's fraud. It's fraud I don't um

I don't sleep on my back. Wait, are you a side sleeper stomach sleeper? No, I'm a side sleeper. I'm always a side sleeper So I'm between a side and a stomach never on my back Um, anytime I've ever been to the chiropractor, they say that like sleeping on your back is the best thing for you Yeah, I've and um my I guess she's an esthetician my who does my my support She also says that but it's just not realistic for me and I'll never sleep on my back. It's not comfortable for me So one time I tried once the chiropractor told me this I tried a test trial of doing this And so I felt like I just wasn't getting good sleep because I was so focused on staying on my back That like I was staying. I don't think I ever went into rim. I think I just

Stayed partially awake so that I could focus being on my back and I'm like, you know what for those reasons alone I'll get the wrinkle on the side of my face. That's okay Um, whatever issues that happen from me sleeping on my stomach with implants I will also deal with that like when the time comes Yes, also same wait, so Kristen and I were on the phone the other day And we were talking about things that men do they like piss us off

And I was literally howling I was like, oh my god, like it's so true And it literally got down to the point of basically like if he breathes he's annoying. No literally they just exist and it's annoying Yeah, so We were taught somehow it got brought up and I can't remember I don't know if Kristen can come off of me or not But I can't remember exactly how it got brought up But I was like what are things that Cory does that pisses you off And she was like, you know, like when he comes in the room and he's wearing pants

Shorts sweats, whatever and you can see the whole outline of his dick and it's like where are you going wearing those? Have you experienced this? I mean with my ex I did but um, well Because Elijah only where he like only wears work clothes. So I don't he doesn't really wear anything else Um, so wait, which ex? Oh, I know It's Chris Lopez How do you know?

Um, he looks like the type that would be strolling around and what I call grace a gray sweatpants every time I call grace I'm like the grazer for at home. Like I would never I would never um Like say anything, but yeah No, it's like you immediately say something. It's like what the fuck are you doing? And why do you think that everyone else also needs to be subjected to that? I don't know what they do. I don't know. It's like the graze Anyone who's listening to this will agree that the graze are for like at home wear only But is that like like are we like shaming men for that because I feel like if we wanted our cleavage out

We don't want to be shamed for that. So like should they be shamed? I don't know that doesn't really Like it's annoying. I can put their nipples out and like a muscle T with it like hanging out like fine Okay, okay, that's the same but like but like not your genitals Yeah, like okay, if my lips are flying out, then it's like, okay, wear the graze out But if they're not then you should it's just like the cardinal rule like you wear graze at home You put on other shorts where you can't see the outline of your dick when you're in public Okay, okay, that's fair and some people are going to be so pissed off about this because they're going to be like Wait, I've never had someone that you could actually see the outline if they're dick in any that means that you need to

Get a new man because he's too small Do you have experience with that? Can I follow up on something? I'm scared, but sure The axolotl I'm not getting one. There's no fucking way You didn't even tell us about your research like it's offensive research You know what and there I do think that there's there one of those creatures That's so ugly that they're cute and like me and Isaac and Lincoln were like so pumped about it I didn't even tell luxe about it

And everyone and their mother was saying like there are a lot of work. You have to you know what you really told me It's not the feeding. It's not that they're high maintenance. It's not that you have to balance the water It's the weekly water changes for me Um, how the fuck do you get water out of a fish tank? Like how like in a non messy way Like in order to change the like weekly water changes and then like I had people tell me that they had to balance their water for like A month or two before they could even put their axolotls in there So I'm like, okay, that's cool. Like I understand that but then if you require weekly water changes as well Oh, I'm sorry. This is this is a person on

Instagram that's showing off his tattoos and you're talking about axolotls. I apologize You're fine. I'm just like what the fuck? I don't understand this. So do you have to have like a side situation of water? That's like just like Processing wait, I've heard about this. Haven't you ever heard? Okay back when we were kids and we were like Stealing donuts when like our parents were shopping around Walmart like when nobody did that super stores. No, I didn't do that Okay. Well, I did And you also decided that like the pet section was your favorite section of Walmart And you were going to go through that section and see all of the things that you liked like the accessories And then you were going to get an animal to go with that

So like I would go through and see all of these cat accessories back when I was a kid and I'd be like, oh I need all these accessories except I don't have the cat to go with it well That was pretty much like every week that I did this of my life and then they used to carry fish I don't know if they still carry fish at Walmart anymore. My Walmart does not But they used to and it was like in every Walmart in the pet section And you could go and like scoop you a fish out and they would help you and they would tell you, you know, like let it stay in here and then

It has to stay in this water and then you have to get other water like room temp And then you put like the bag down in it or something into that water so it can acclimate. Otherwise It'll go into shock and pass away. Yep um honestly the most traumatizing thing ever because I I never knew how to take care of fish or do anything with him because every single time I would get one I would go back in my room and that bitch would be like flopped over dead Also

Yesterday when we were in the car, why does it sound like there's a bird inside my house right now? Hold on. Uh-huh. Do you hear that? No, you have a bird loose in your house. I don't know. That's what it sounds like It's like really too close for comfort. It sounds like a bird and it's not mine Yeah, it's definitely I can't be in the house because I don't know how I'll get in here, but um So when I was being followed by paparazzi yesterday I couldn't go into any of the stores like I just couldn't go into any of them because if I got out of my car They'd get pictures blah blah blah

So I end up going home but In the car Lux was like, can we get a fish and I was like, fuck. Yeah, like I would be down for a beta Like they're super low maintenance and they're super cool to look like look at and I've seen some really fucking Awesome tanks with like plants and them and stuff for the betas like really cool beta tanks And I'm like, okay cool. I hate beta fish so I end up asking Elijah if he can

Run some errands for me So I'm at football or whatever And Natalie's here with the baby and I guess Elijah took Isaac and lux to get fish And I agreed lux asked for one fish. He said, can we get a fish? So I'm thinking yes to a beta like this is what I agreed to So why did they come home with they came home with 10 fish? Five of them glow in the dark and five of them are like fake sharks They're like not real sharks, but they look like little black tips, but they're not real sharks

Um and not one but two tanks So how do you remedy the situation? I don't fucking know like you just keep them I know your remedy is You sent them to the store with one direction and they come back with something else So you just live with it me? Absolutely not you come in my house with 10 fish or even one No, like get out further I have to tell you the story about beta fish because one time I was checking out from

Um pet smart where the dog had gotten groomed and these teenagers came in and they were trying to get these beta fish And if this is a sad story about fish, I'm not going to be able to handle it. Okay. Well, you're gonna suck it up Okay, um, so the girl at the register, she's like, okay, so you guys want these two fish like what are you doing with them? And the boys were laughing and she was like, you know, if you are taking them to fight them then And that is endangerment to an animal and I will call the police and like I don't know if teenagers come in and do this all the time But I know that that was a popular thing that people used to do when I was in college that they would go

Fight beta fish by beta fish and fight them. You're lying. No because they'll kill each other No, I know but like you people get enjoyment out of fish fighting like what the fuck is wrong with them Well, I don't know what's wrong with them. I'm just telling you what they were doing I'm like, oh my god, and I have to be witness to this and these boys literally just went back and put the Fish because you know, they sit them on the shelf like in those little clear containers with the white on top They're on the shelf go put them back and leave. So, you know, that's what they were going to do with them What the fuck people are just foul. That's so fat like I would never think fish tanks Lux has like a little mini one in his room

And then there's like a huge fish tank that's not set up and I don't even have anywhere to put it Like I don't even know what they're gonna like I don't even know what the plan is here because Ben Elijah obviously left and I'm like Um, what the fuck am I supposed to do with this? Um, and then Let me catch you up on the goddamn barn cats. So the barn The two kittens that joan v gave me when I'm I try to bring them in the house at first They were absolutely feral and like we're not having it right like they were not it was not okay So I was like, all right, we'll put them in the barn. We'll give them a cute little setup and um, whatever so cool

Well, Isaac has been when Isaac's not here I go up and feed them like food and water and stuff But when Isaac's here, he really does it on his own like I don't even have to tell him Most of the time well now they're trying to follow him home Like now that they know that they associate him with food They come running when they see him or they hear him And then he sent me a video yesterday while I was trying to run errands attempting to run errands Um of the cats like following him home and I'm like, no, we're not we're not having any more indoor cats

And like they've been outside their whole like like they've been outside since they were born um, and so I Just like how did this happen to me? Like I became a cat whisper No, I feel like okay, so Back in the day when I was growing up I guess my mom got like infested with cats. Have I ever told you this story? No Yeah, so like I was allergic to cats, but I don't think that I got an allergy to cats until like I grew up at some point

Like I must have developed it over time. Mm-hmm, but she had these cats She had like a few and then moved to another house and then I guess it was like some neighborhood cats So none of these cats were fixed And then there was like wild cats that had no tails like bobtail cats And so some of these house cats that were outside cats, but like still like house cats I guess started having sex with the bobtail cats. Oh, so then they're like mixed. Um, they're like by By species it was wild. So then They started having babies and when I tell you it became an infestation like we probably would have

been Hoarders of cats like if someone ever lifted up the garage because that's where they stayed When you lifted up the garage, there were so many cats that would just like fly out Oh my gosh, and they just kept having babies kept having them. I swear there was like 40 or more cats. Um by the time that This got done and the cats um that bred I guess with the bobtail cats They were mean like those kittens were mean would claw you Hiss at you try to climb up their feral

Terrible and I was so terrified. We had to like get animal control to come out and capture them That's how bad it was. So did they they didn't get put down. Did they put down? Oh good but we had to get them captured and to be taken to Like the Humane Society or whatever to be adopted out because there was so many cats that like Literally you couldn't take care of them. No because what can you do when you there's that many of them? Is that not nuts? That's crazy. That's so crazy. I I don't think I could handle That's why even the barn cats have to get spayed like I don't think I ever told my dad this story and if he tunes in like I guess he can't he can't call the authorities on her now, but like

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Hi Tell us more Like you've never been like so pissed off at someone you're having sex with that you literally just have like I wouldn't say hate Maybe it's not hate sex, but like super angry sex. No, I'm not familiar with this So like every time you've had sex all of the times You have never been angry one time. Yeah when I don't get off Okay, well that is not hate sex or like I hated him at that time like you started off pissed off when you started having sex Oh, no, no, no, no, no

But I make up sex. I've had that I'm familiar with that It's like we do the hating while not having sex, but then we make up and it's good And then I don't get off and they get off and I'm like get the fuck off me. I don't want to talk to you. You're I'm horrible Kill I I cannot so wait hate sex is basically like You have I've had experience with this Kristen's cackling

It's basically where you hate someone, but like you also love that person And you can't stand them, but like you don't want to like not be with them. And so you're also Um Sexually attracted to that person and you're just like fine like I'll just do this because I secretly want to but like I don't want you to know that I want to But I also hate you That to me is hate sex. Okay. I'm not I'm not super familiar now Makeup sex is you have had a knockdown drag out fight on

hypothetical said Sunday and Then you just decide that you are going to make up and make everything better And for whatever reason every person in the equation, which is two people Think that having sex is going to fix this whole situation I mean and sometimes it does sometimes there's just sexual tension that needs to be Squared away You said squared away What's your opinion on this Kristen? I mean, I'm very familiar with makeup sex. I'm a huge fan

Personally like have you ever started a fight? Just so you can like have good sex later. Okay. No, you're a psychopath. I've never done that like If you start a fight so that you can have better sex later Literally I can't stand I can't stand somebody and this goes for men and women because You like both. Mm-hmm I cannot stand when they're not patient Like they're not doing their job well enough and then they're they're

Impatient and want you to get off and it's like you're not even doing this good enough for me to get off And then I'm pissed off during sex and I don't even want to try anymore. Yes Have you ever had someone be like literally three minutes in they're like, are you close? No, first of all, what is this one has that this one girl that went Down on me and she literally was down there for maybe 30 seconds I don't mean like I'm out. No, listen to me. No, don't leave Listen to me. It probably it was an even 30 seconds Like that's that's an exaggeration like a nice exaggeration and she goes my jaw hurts

First of all, you've been a lesbian longer than me So like like you've been a lesbian your whole life and I'm just bisexual and I don't understand how your jaw hurts Like you're not even hitting my clit, right So pissed off I said get off me You said get off me. I did. I said, we're not we're not doing this get off me. Wait. Well, wait, okay So do you um

Feel like it's the same thing as Someone who has gone down on somebody Uh, a woman or a man. Do you feel like it's the same for you or different? It's different It takes a special like more it takes a special kind of man to know how to go down on on someone correctly And like the way that a woman wants it, you know what I mean? Wait, you feel like women are better at that? Yeah, I think women are better because they know like they know what it takes and what to do except for the one that I was with that one time I literally never hooked up with her ever again. Wait

So is can you give us like more of a in-depth? In-depth view of what exactly transpired like you guys were feeling each other You know, we were together for like eight fucking months and this is the first time we ever had sex Wait, I already know who this is Fuck her. Fuck her. Fuck. I already know who this person is First of all that goes back to what christin. Are you still there? It goes back to what I was saying on the southern t when I recorded this week that if you have to learn someone's habits Like when you get married to them or you have sex with them the first time

Um, when you get married, I feel like that's grounds for annulment. Like what if it's so bad? Like what if you would have married that person? I don't know how long we were actually together when this happened I think I exaggerated with the eight month thing, but it was a long time and I was like At this point I'm like I'm going back to my ex like I can't We're not having sex like I'm not Getting hold on guys. Don't don't hang up. Hello Hey, hey, um, I'm recording coffee combos. So There's nothing urgent. I'm just checking on you. Have a great day. Go work. Call me whenever

Perfect. See you. Well, that was my attorney. Just wanted to make sure that I was was in the clear Hi, everybody Lindsey thought she had a felony out No, apparently we're all in charge with felonies. Wait, so we time out Does anyone know collecting felonies? Does anyone know like can a cop say like I'm charging you with a felony? Like can they say that? Um, like is that a threat? I think they can kind of say whatever they want. Oh, okay, cool Like is that a threat or is that? I'm sure they're like no you're under arrest I feel certain that there's a cop listening to this that'll tell us listen wait, christie. I hope

Yes, no listen to me Can you tell the story about why you hate grays? Oh, wait, I don't I don't um, just like I don't like when quarry Wears them you can see the whole outline of his dick and I ask him like where are you going like like that? Like why is your dick out? And he's like, what do you mean? They're so comfortable like who cares? Why doesn't he get a different color then? That's my point. I don't see your dick and jeans I don't see your dick and jeans. So that's all I gotta say

Like just get a different fucking color like why are we even why are people still selling gray sweatpants? I don't know. I don't know, but I'm just like why is this happening right now? Nobody needs to be staring at your junk in public I'm so dead. Do we think that the majority of people see like the majority of women See men out and they see gray sweats and they immediately look at their junk if it's out there I'm looking at it. I don't care what what it is. I don't care if it's boobs A dick a butt if it's out there. I'm looking at it kill. No, I'm not I'm not always no. I'm not looking I don't give a fuck

Okay, well, let's say this this guy's just like strolling around in some grays and it's annoying but like for like my person to go out on grays, but like I don't It doesn't really bother me. Like it seems to bother you guys. I'm more bothered by like My people texting other people. You know what I mean? Like oh Like I don't care what the fuck you look like you're annoying But also don't text other people and but somehow they always text other people wait, so Kill why are you so shady?

Like literally why are you so fucking shady? I hope you love my name that I put on Um, the group text that we're doing with everybody. I hope you love the name that I use. Oh kitty keel. Yes Oh, I saw it wait. Okay. So I saw this one thing yesterday It says giving another female attention is cheating making another female feel like she's got a chance It's cheating cheating isn't just fucking if you're giving that bitch my time and attention you're cheating once you feel like you Gotta lie about it hide it and put it on dnd. You're cheating. Okay. So I'm gonna contradict myself a little bit here I do think that giving other women attention is cheating. I don't think looking is attention I mean, I don't think looking is cheating because we're human

But I also and like I understand what cheating is and like I've done it It's been done to me etc etc, but we're not meant to be monogamous. So like on one hand It's like yeah, it's cheating. But then on the other hand, it's like we're fucking human beings So we're all trying to be something that we're not like do you get what I'm saying? Like we're all trying to be strictly explain this situation of Not monogamous because I feel like I can't get behind that like you feel like Society isn't set up for that or like human nature isn't both because I do feel like and I've said this before that Social media and the internet literally fucked us all

But I do think that if you are in love with someone Someone is in love with you that there is a successful way to be in a monogamous relationship if you have proper boundaries that are in place to know that we are human beings and Some people have more tendencies to have a wandering eye than others And you know, I have been with both right. I just like there's Monogamy as a whole like You know someone who saves themselves for marriage and they're with one person And then there's like monogamy like per relationship like you're monogamous in the relationship

But you may be with multiple people in your lifetime But then I I think that human nature is not to is not necessarily for everybody to be monogamous Also, I don't think society is set up that way I mean it wants to be set up that way and like the way that like you do your taxes and like the Benefits and health insurance and shit like that. But then like I don't think all things are like I don't know how to describe what I'm trying to say. No, I know what you're trying to say. I think For me, I guess I'm the second monogamous one. Like I thought I was yeah, you know, I had the same idea as Jessica Simpson I guess it was like Todd and Lindsay and then Jessica and Joe

Who's Joe? Jessica Simpson's dad. Oh, dad the dad the dad. Like the you have sex with someone That's your person for life. You marry them. Mm-hmm. Like that was my mindset with will I knew like immediately once I had sex with him like Okay, I'm setting myself up for marriage This is it. That's that's done. So So I guess I'm I'm the second one because now I'm divorced and then it makes you think like, okay I saved myself for that and it didn't even freaking work out Yep, house out is that way. Do you want to um, you know that person that I said on tiktok that like I'm not a fan of that

I played that tiktok a couple episodes ago. Yeah, his name is Tate I hate that name too. You do Tate? Um, I hate that name too. You do Tate. Yeah, like hate that name. It sounds like taint Tate it's such a weird word to say to like Tate my least favorite word and The dictionary is moist. I have a few I'm out. Why? I hate that word. I hate the p word and I hate the word come like I think it's so aggressive What would you prefer?

Nut maybe What? The word come is so aggressive. It's so fucking aggressive. Listen, I hear that bird That's not me That was mine Kale said comes aggressive. I like that's better I'm like, honestly, nut sounds more aggressive to me That's what I was gonna say Now a word from our sponsor better help. I know it can be super tough to see a therapist

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H-e-l-p.com slash coffee Hey guys, this is kale lowery and this is v. Rivera. We're the host of baby mama's no drama Every tuesday we talk about parenting co-parenting lifestyle and sex Pop culture current events and pretty much all the things you want in one podcast So download and subscribe on your favorite podcast app listen to us every tuesday and join us with all the tea I On a completely unrelated note, I have to tell you kale what happened to jackson and myself I'm listening. I took him on a walk which he hates going on walks and I'm like, you know

This is something that you need to get in nature and like you need to learn to like get outside Go on walks be calm have conversations if you want to talk about your feelings You know like whatever just like be one with nature And so He's complaining about this the whole time but like once we get there and this is typical for him Like once we get anywhere to do something he's fine with it once we're there, but it's going to be a fight to get there So we get on this walking trail and we are like three and a half miles in the furthest part of the trail And jackson has always had an issue. I don't know if any of your kids are like this

but like spatial issue That he's all up in your space Yeah, mm-hmm And I tell him like that spatial issue. I've been telling you about this since preschool like it's gonna get you in trouble It's gonna get you in trouble So I'm just strolling we're talking And I hit a good stride and all of a sudden I realized that I'm falling. What? Oh, yeah

Jackson does not realize that he is literally almost my size He gets all up in my space and it literally went from the last thing I knew I was like in full stride like speed walking to I saw the concrete flash Between my eyes and I was like, oh my god. Like what is happening? I fall on the ground His hands are all scraped up. I'm all scraped up my knee cap literally

I don't know if I should be looking for it if it's there like What is going on? My ankle is just like shot And I'm like, holy shit. Like what am I gonna do? Like I don't even have on my apple watch My phone's getting close to dead Bad news for us. So Jackson decides in a frantic state that he's gonna call his dad. Oh, okay So he's got him on facetime video which turns into facetime audio

And Jackson's screaming and he's like mom needs help and I literally told him I was like Jackson I just need a second to like catch my breath Um, I have taken quite the spill and I just need a second to catch my breath I'm gonna be okay. Just give me a second. Don't talk to me for a second Now he's on facetime with will They're going back and forth at it. Jackson's like we need help. We need help immediately Mom is in trouble. She is hurt We're on this walking trail. Why don't you sound just like him when you said

Mom is hurt He's like we are on this walking trail and I'm gonna tell you where we're at on it Do you know the ways to go on the walking trail? There's two ways you go up on the bridge way and he's like telling will like this whole thing It's so precious. Like he's trying to get help but like also You're the reason we're in this situation. So like thanks a lot And all of a sudden I hear Jackson go well dad, what are you doing? And he goes

I'm getting my effing keys to come and pick up idiots and I'm like First of all, please don't get in your vehicle. Like I don't need you coming to this area I'm gonna get up. I'm gonna be fine. I might find my kneecap like on the side of the road Don't worry about it. Like I've got this So the only other time that something has happened Since we've been divorced and it was very different. It wasn't like I was in trouble like that

I had gotten food poisoning from lettuce Probably like a whole lie or something and Jackson was very alarmed by that and I was like no, it wasn't shitting I was literally puking every minute like on the minute and so we weren't at home And Jackson was like I should immediately call dad And this was like one of my first trips that I'd taken with Jackson by myself And I'm like absolutely not under zero circumstances. Should we call your dad to let him know that I'm puking because I ate bad lettuce Like please don't call him

Um, but yeah, this was like the first time that something has like really happened that Will got the call and it was just so funny because he was so frantic and like you could hear him trying to like grab his car keys in the house And try to find us and I was like, okay. Well, you know, at least I know that We might have like major co-parenting struggles, but He's still gonna come and find me if I had blown out my knee on a walking trail That's nice of him. We appreciate you will we love that Um, especially, you know, if your son is scared and really, you know, it was

And it's nice for Jackson to see that like obviously we don't want you to get hurt and like find your mekep on the side of the road Or whatever like in a dog's mouth or something but like We we love We love for that for Jackson to be able to see that Um, hobby has definitely rescued me from um subpar situations also Um, and then when we fight, he's like, don't ask me for help when you need me and I do the same thing I'm like, don't call me when I when you're in trouble. Don't call me to clean up your mess

But then like we do if will told me that I would be like first of all, no one asked you for help your son did So like, you know, wait. Oh my god. That's speaking of the kids So hobby has Lincoln still because they went to like some I think it was like a camp of some sort I don't know what they went to I forgot about it. And then hobby reminded me the day of of course Um, and he's like, don't worry. I'll send you pictures and Lincoln looks at me. He hugs me and he goes dad Don't try to make mom jealous And I was like, I love you Lincoln. Like I love you so much Don't try to make mom jealous way. Yeah, he wasn't having it

So What are these occasions that hobby has hobby takes Lincoln to every single meet and greet on the fucking face of the earth Like if if there's an athlete meet and greet or some sort of like celebrity meet and greet that Lincoln is a fan of Hobby is taking Lincoln Shout out to you. Jose. Can you tell me any occasions that he has helped you in a pinch like when You've like either diarrhea it on the side of the road. Like what are these occasions? Um, the first time I ever shit on the side of the road. He pulled over for me We were married at that time, but um

He I got rear-rended really bad. Um on this road Between my house and the kids school and I was on the way to take I told you guys about this story It was like last year or something and he wasn't even Actually in town and he called his parents to come get me because I was rear-rended so bad um, and then One time I locked my keys inside my vehicle, which my your 2021 vehicles are not supposed to be able to do that Um, but I went dropped luxe and creed off inside the school came out. My car was locked Um, I went back inside the school had to call hobby because he's the only number I had memorized

Um, and he came and picked me up to take me home to get my spare key See I feel like Even though we have to co-parent with each other and lots of times we hate each other's decisions on that front It's still like once you've been tied to somebody like that in that way No matter what no reason to be a dick and like There's boundaries, of course I think there should be boundaries, but like if hobby called me and was like hill. I'm stuck on the side of the road I'm not gonna fucking leave him there same for joe. Joe calls me and he's like i'm stuck on the side of the road

I'm like i'm not gonna just fucking leave him there. Well agreed wait I want to play this tiktok for you and I want your opinion on it. It's about how you are who you hang out with and I wholeheartedly believe that I feel like you're gonna have a big opinion about it Get too far away from your roommates So if your roommates are all shredded yogi instructors that drink kale smoothies one of two things is likely happening You're gonna be the sixth or you're getting new friends if they're your best friends It's gonna happen if all of your friends piss and moan about working in capitalism and being held to a standard The chances that you're gonna buck that trend for any length of time

Is very low and one of two things will then happen You will either become like them or you will get new friends and that's not some elitist shit It's just one of the ways we connect is through shared values and you're gonna have a really hard time Being friends with someone closely whose values are wildly different than your own Like we like to say opposites attract and it is true When it comes to personality way less true when it comes to values You're either going to surrender your values or you're gonna surrender yourself I agree. I've definitely been in this situation, especially when it comes to mothering

When I try not to judge because everybody's different. Um, and it you know When someone has absolutely no boundaries as a mom, I'm gonna spend less time with you I'm not going to not be friends with you, but I'm not going to spend as much time with you. Um Same for like Well for like politics and stuff if you're just talking about them all the time and we're our views are very very different We're either going to spend less time together or that's something that we cannot talk about Oh, yeah, like I was always raised that

There's a couple of things that you don't talk about and that is publicly talking about politics and religion um, I have Definitely not lived by that my whole life but also I feel like to me it's important like my values to me are important, but me basing um Are trying to throw my values onto someone else

Like for example, like mine and your relationship like You are an accretion, right and that's okay. Like I still love you. Anyway, we but we also don't talk about it So like we don't talk about it so much that we can't be around each other Like I wouldn't ever Like I don't I guess I don't know Like I wouldn't be preaching how I feel and like what My views are around you

To the point where we couldn't spend time together. Does that make sense where like I have an aunt who I mean kristin metter Um, I do not want to spend time with her. I have I've really considered unfriending her on facebook like Her not unfriending. Oh, yeah um And it's like I love her so much, but it's like truly I don't even know how I can love her with the views that she has like that's how wild it is I mean

I will say I am a very accepting person. I feel like you're also a very accepting person I don't want people shoving things down my throat, but like at the same time I'm totally okay with someone believing something totally different than me or having completely different values than me and still being able to coexist with them And have relationships based off of the things that we have in common Right. I just don't go there. I just I would be so interested to know like what people Think about that. I mean, I do think I do think in the sense you are who you hang out with like I feel like if Here's just an example if you are hanging out with A cheater like a known cheater and that is your selected friend

And that's the only person that you're hanging out with Re-evaluate. Yeah, because you might start to pick up Those and I'm guilty of it too. Like if you spend a lot of time with certain people you pick up their mannerisms Not even by choice you pick up catchphrases you pick up, you know things like that and and I think that I mean, there's definitely been times where like Bone for example because she lived with me I've definitely picked up like not some of her ideas, but like Her opinions. I've really considered them because I was spending so much time with her. You know what I mean?

And I'm not saying that's a bad thing I'm just saying like and then I have to scale back a little bit like is this my opinion or is this her opinion and Having a difference of opinion is okay. That's fine But I don't need to pick up other people's opinions because I'm hanging out with them so much And so I do agree that you either pick up their opinions or their um, like their ways living life. Yeah Yeah, I mean, I don't know since I got divorced. I feel like I really I mean as Kristen and Caroline say I regularly ghost and you probably know that as well Like I'll just be completely MIA and it's because I literally want zero influence on my life

Like I want to do What I need to do what I know is the right thing to do with my therapist And not have outside influence from people who I very much value and trust their opinions I don't want to act on those things because That's what they say and because I do put value into their opinions. Right. No, just like you're saying about bone I think that's a really good tick talk that you shared and we should definitely share it on the story This episode of coffee combos is brought to you by huggies special delivery diapers

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And my name on there. I changed it from kale Kale Lowry to kitty kale because I just thought it was funny. Um Um But I'm really excited. Um, I don't really know much about this app other than I downloaded it for everybody. So Well, I have my notifications on I probably will regret that but I'm excited to be able to be in there and to be able to connect with you guys in that way and if you aren't following um, the instagram page coffee combos instagram page make sure you follow over there because i'm sure kristin

Um, will help kale and I be able to put together a tutorial for us to post On our instagram to show you guys how everything will work so that it'll be super easy And i'm sure we'll put all that information into the facebook fan page too, but basically just some general information um It will be 499 a month using the telegram app and this will be a private group where we will chat about all the things do exclusive video chats um And the link will be posted when this episode goes live on thursday on our instagram and facebook group for everyone to be able to connect um, I think this is going to be so much fun. Um, and

Another way to be able to connect with you guys without you just hearing us every week tuning into our instagram But to be able to have something that feels more real time Um, i'm really excited about that. Well also for me. It's easier for me to stay up to date with like text message type of Things and social media. I have a hard time with facebook. It's like my forgotten app um, I also just want to mention like If lindsay and I ever put like information in the group that is Not necessarily sensitive, but like it's meant for the kitty gang. That doesn't mean go share it on troll pages That doesn't mean go sell it to gossip. Um, you know pages or anything like that

Like this is supposed to be fun and it's supposed to be for us to connect with you guys. So and a safe place Yes, like thank you safe place. Like I've I've had enough of like people Taking things out of our facebook page and like putting it Giving it to the trolls or the trolls are in there themselves. I don't really know Um, but i'm just like I would love to just have this safe space where we don't have to worry about that Agreed and on that note Um, I'm gonna let kale read the foul play. All right. Let me pull it up Hi, lindsay kale and christin. My name is maddie and i've been listening since the beginning and i'm loving the foul play stories

I have a foul play story involving poof The other day I was hanging out with my five month old baby boy I had him sitting on my lap and I was sitting indian style Well, we'll say crisscross applesauce I was sitting crisscross applesauce in our living room chair. All of a sudden I heard an explosion from his behind I sat there for a second before getting up to change him because he usually has two ruptures So I was waiting for the second as I was waiting. I started to feel something in my panties I picked him up to look and sure enough his poop was in my panties

Oh my gosh, I was wearing loose athletic shorts So I guess they were sitting away from my leg and his poop went right into my pants His poop also leaked all over my hands when I picked him up to check So at this point he was covered in poop and so was I I screamed for my husband and got no response So I called him just as I suspected he was pooping I told him to cut it off and get his butt in here to help me he came running in I handed him the baby and waddled behind him to the nursery to help him clean the baby My son is breastfed and if you've ever dealt with breastfed baby poop, you know, it's like water

So at this point it's running all down my legs. I cannot and starting to leave a trail I tried my hardest to help my husband clean the baby but could not concentrate because of the feeling of poop literally touching my vagina I had to excuse myself and immediately go to the shower. Everyone warns you about the blowouts But I just never thought my child would poop in my pants. I was an experience but we laugh about it now Anyway, I hope you all enjoy the story. I love the podcast. First of all Did you get it? Did you get bv or a yeast infection after this because I feel like if it was in your vagina, that's definitely gonna imbalance your

flora Yeah, like I am not okay. If someone shits and it ends up in my panties Like I don't care. It was her own kid though. Like could you imagine if it was somebody else's kid because then I would be I would not be okay I I'm really like not with the blowouts and stuff like I would always put when we were at home I would always put a diaper that was like a little bit bigger than jackson's eyes So that it would go up the back a little bit further and I would just make it super tight and that works better Yeah, because I was terrified of blowouts like the blowouts that people have

That are literally coming out the backs the lower part of the legs Whatever and I know it is much more common with breastfed babies because The the poop is just not solid Um, literally I can't stomach it like no, I can't I cannot that I feel so bad for I'm glad they laugh about it now, but I wouldn't even have I wouldn't even have tried to help my husband at that point I would have just been right in the shower because I mean, there's poop in my in my cat. There's poop in my kitty. So I'm good and I'm gonna go get in the shower Ew and also also

I love the fact that I was a stay-at-home mom when we were going through this phase of life Because when Jackson had blowouts, I would just clean them up and go ahead and put them in the bath And get them good and clean like the thoughts of having any residue of blowout like on my baby or blowout on me No, no Okay, second foul play. Oh, we're gonna do it. Okay. The foulest of the foul plays First off, let me start by saying I fucking love this podcast when I used to watch team mom I wasn't a fan of kill because how they depict her now I listen to y'all's podcast and have serious woman crush on kill keep killing it mama side. No, I don't care if my identity is revealed

I'm here for any and all fun. We love that. Thank you So to start my husband and I have been together for 14 years and married 13 Like Lindsay, I got married young at 18. My husband and I were newly together moved to texas together to kind of start over He had literally been dating for we literally had been dating for a few months during our first christmas. We came back home to Nebraska, is that Nebraska? I'm like, I don't even know the Nebraska to visit We were staying with my mother and her boyfriend at the time. That's not what it says

It says Oh We were We were staying with my sister and her boyfriend at the time and our new eight week old puppy at this hotel My man ended up getting really sick on the trip like a hospital stay and and I be the whole nine We were sleeping on a pullout couch and all of a sudden I got woke up very suddenly by feeling more Warm liquid all over my leg and body. I immediately screamed. Oh my fuck joe I think louis our puppy pissed the bed. I immediately ran to the hotel shower jumped in

While in there, I hear my sister dying laughing with her boyfriend. Am I a man? Half ass crying screaming great. She's gonna break up with me and oh my god. I'm so sorry While rapidly packing his stuff into his suitcase, my sister turned the light above the shower and I looked down The smell is the most horrendous smell ever In that moment. I knew it wasn't pissed and it wasn't my dog. My man literally shit the bed and gave me A brown foul shower I was seriously so grossed out but felt so bad for him. I immediately I felt so bad for him immediately because I knew he was sick and ultimately I felt so bad

Because he was so embarrassed and was convinced that I was dumping him rather than taking a dump on him All four of us were wrong for flipping over the mattress after lightly wiping and not saying shit to anyone in the hotel It was so bad and embarrassing I comforted him and got him to the doctor the whole drive home to texas kept saying Now I have to marry you fast forward 13 years three kids later. I got my revenge I had an accident and shit the bed while I was nine months pregnant with our third Our only daughter he of course brought up his shit story and immediately said now we're even so he'll Don't be embarrassed with your shit horror stories

Worry it could damper yours and hot neighbors relationships couples go through that shit and get shitted And get shitted on stay together and we're proof that my husband and I unfortunately Have a book a foul play worthy story involving accidents shit sex and more so him and I both agreed we have to share our story He low-key listens to him fucking loves y'all. Love you ladies Kristen Kale lindy. Thank you for making my home and work life better Also giving me something for my husband and I to bond over slay queen. I fucking love her. I love her so much I I pretty much shit on christin in chat nuga. So um

I've never shit on anybody life. Well, I didn't actually shit on her but I did I started to poop and it just started To come out. Um, I was very sick also So I wish I knew her name because I was very but christin and I are bonded for life because literally can't get rid of you I literally jumped up out of the bed so fast because I was afraid of shitting on christin, but This literally I agree like if you shit on somebody in a relationship like you are you have to get married You're bonded for life. It will shit on me. Well, I won't shit on you. We're already bonded for life and it's fine, but Um, I feel so bad for the husband because he thought that she was gonna dump him But he was sick. He couldn't help it. Let me tell you the time that will shit on me and was terrified of having a parasite like

it wasn't Funny but also Was so funny. We lived in like a 700 square foot apartment so tiny like literally tiny it was like a little loft and It just was so foul and I was like literally you shit on me last night Like I just let him stay sleeping. Well, should be like that. I respect me these days. He should he should with all that being said I Love a good shit story. Um, this is

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