Coffee Convos with Kail Lowry and Lindsie Chrisley - Once A Cheater NOT Always A Cheater
Episode Date: July 7, 2022After a fun filled Fourth Of July, Lindsie and Kail give us a rundown of their week which includes Kail eating fruit that went bad and Lindsie feeling bittersweet about the holiday. Lindsie pranks her... son Jackson, Kail talks about a new documentary she watched, and Lindsie asks an important question - Are we suspicious if the person you're seeing always puts their phone face down? And if someone is a cheater, are they ALWAYS a cheater? Full circle in today's Foul Play! Forgetting tampons and deranged lunatic bitches.. how exciting! Thank you to our sponsors! Best Fiends: Download Best Fiends FREE today on the App Store or Google Play CBDx: Visit CBDX.com and use code COFFEE for 20% off your first order Embark: Go to EmbarkVet.com to get free shipping and save $40 with promo code COFFEECONVOS Everlywell: Visit everlywell.com/convos for 20% off an at-home lab test Huggies: Learn more on Huggies.com Peloton: Visit onepeloton.com to learn more! Stride K-12: Personalize your child’s education at K12.com/podcasts
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I hate gift giving and receiving receiving gifts is so weird. What do you say? Thank you?
This is coffee convos with Kale Lowry and Lindsay Chrisley. I really want you to be in your feels Kale
That does not interest me whatsoever. I feel very attacked by you a spirited discussion about motherhood friendship
Family and life in the public eye. I'm just not with the fakery anymore. There's a fakery bakery around here. Here's Kale and Lindsay
Hello everyone, it's coffee convos
Hey Kale, how are you?
Well
I'm okay. I have no complaints. However, my neighbor's dog is barking and I don't think you guys can hear it
But it's really annoying me
To be honest, it kind of sounds like Heather's vacuuming in the background. I don't know if we have had a spill
What's exactly going on? I have pressure washer pressure washing going on on my back porch
a malfunction with my fan
My shower is completely cracked and busted the fuck up. So
We're doing really well over here in this little
Suburban part of Georgia. Wow. Okay, so that's a that's a lot going on. It is actually really lot going on
I canceled a recording with Kristen this morning because I needed to sleep a little longer and
I
Just you know when I don't have my kids. I'm trying to catch up on I don't know like
It's just up on what just like we eat. We're always sleeping. I know and
and also
What was I gonna say? Oh, I have a brain fart. Yeah, I did
I do try to watch some a lot of like trash TV and also other like regular good TV while I don't have my kids
And so that's been really nice. But yeah, I I really do well
I think that I don't know if this the sleeping is
Depression or the anti-depressants, you know how that goes like I just don't know what it is
But I'm feeling better during the day when I do get up. So let me tell you honey
I don't know what has been going on
But it has hit all of us like Caroline and I literally thought that we had a virus and my friend KJ
And then Heather also said that she was tired and I was like, okay
Do we have a virus and like none of us knows about it? And it's only tired is the symptom because
literally
Want to pass away and I think it's just the heat
It might be it could be the heat. It really could be
Um, what did y'all do for the fourth anything fun? I'm trying to think
We watched fire was so my neighbors
Right across the street. They do like a huge fourth of July thing every year
And so when I met them that was like one of the things that they told me about
And they spent like thousands of dollars on fireworks and they did like a huge professional show
And so we were able to watch that from my driveway and it was so nice
Um, and then also we got four-wheelers and so the kids are absolutely obsessed with the four four-wheelers now and
I think Elijah is too because he loves to like tinker in the garage. That's what he calls it
And so he every every weekend now. He's gonna be in the garage tinkering with these damn four-wheelers
Okay. Well, first of all, I also love four-wheelers
So I need to know when I'm getting the invite to Dover Delaware to tear that shit up
I haven't been on a four-wheeler since oh my gosh, probably
It's been years. I would laugh so hard if I saw you on a four-wheeler. Like I think the last time I went on one was maybe
When I went to Puerto Rico in 2016, maybe that was the last time
the last time I was on one was
filming a scene for Chris Lee knows best in Hawaii like
Years ago
And I probably have pictures. I'll try to find it but literal
Shit show. Um, I just wanted to tell you that 4th of July was a little bittersweet for me. Actually
Why what happened?
Well, because last year was
the
first
Holiday that I really missed with Will's family. We always go to the lake for the 4th of July
And so
I had all the stuff going on with the closing on this house and knowing
Nobody else in the house was going to do that
Um, nobody else knew but like we knew that we were filing for divorce and
doing all of that and um, obviously like very overwhelmed
I didn't even have freaking towels to move into this house. So like lots of moving parts
and so
I remember specifically like a phone call that I had with Will's mom
And she was like, oh like you aren't coming over to the lake for the weekend and I'm sure
Now they probably look back on it and they're like, okay. That was like very telling
um
But I was like no like I have the lending going on with the house and like trying to get all that final paperwork done to
Be able to close and at this point like Will's family thought that we were moving to this house together
Oh
Yeah, so
um
Rewind a little bit back in 2017 when we filed for divorce the first time
Will's mom found out that we were getting divorced on Good Morning America. Like Will didn't
tell his parents
And so I basically had to give Will an ultimatum this time
to be like, hey
After this weekend like you have to tell your parents and I told him like week after week
Like when are you going to tell your parents?
Right because I knew that it was going to come out and when it did
I didn't want to be the bad guy for them to be like, well, you know
She announced it to the world before we found out, but I also didn't feel like it was my responsibility
To tell his parents because those are his parents like I had to do it, you know
so
Yeah, it was just a little bit bittersweet did not
Enjoy my 4th of july last year and it's like a holiday. I don't know if it's just like the south, but
It's a holiday that I feel like is it's a pretty big deal
It I it's definitely always been a big deal. I feel like too
So many people but this year it just felt and I know we're supposed to keep this lighthearted
So I'm not going to say too much on it, but I I felt like
There's nothing to celebrate this year. Like I just kind of felt like
There's so much shitty shit going on that like we're not as free as we think we are
And maybe I'm going to go to hell for saying that or people are going to rip me a new one for saying that
But that's my personal feeling and I won't say anything more, but that's that's where I'm at
I feel like when it comes time for holidays, whether it be like 4th of july christmas
Thanksgiving whatever that
It definitely has to do with like what life phase you're in on how well you're going to enjoy that holiday. This is true
Yeah, this is yeah, I could agree with that for sure
Like last year. I wasn't I wasn't down but like this year. I definitely was and super
un-american of me we had japanese um
And really just like enjoyed our time went to the pool
caroline did a drive-by and
Literally never seen
A friend do something greater or faster in my life
She came over
Dropped white claws off at the pool stayed outside the gate put them over the fence
And left it was like the greatest thing that I've ever seen in my life and so enjoyed a couple white claws
It was just it was a good time which leads me to ask
Um, anyone who's listening to this podcast. Are you white claw? Are you truly?
I don't like seltzer water. So I don't think I like either of them
Have you even had a white claw? I have not I have not had either but I don't like where have you been
Uh depressed and I don't think that alcohol is the answer
I would when I when I beat this depression. I'll definitely let you know because I don't
I just don't know that drinking is the is appropriate for me right now, but um
Kale white claw has been out longer than you have been depressed, ma'am
Oh
Like it's been for a while
And so I was gonna ask you like what your favorite flavor was because I feel like you're either white claw or you're truly
And I'm definitely a white claw girl
And I will say they they smell pretty good. Um
Um, we have truly is here because Elijah. He just he has some sometimes he had two trulys with dinner last night and um
Wonder what flavors they were they were
Is there a watermelon? Yeah, I think there is a watermelon truly. It was not like the regular truly thing
So it must have been like a remix situation. Um, it actually smelled pretty good. Like it did smell good. Um
But he
Yeah, he he liked he likes truly no one better come for me whenever I say this
But white claw
Their new blueberry flavor. I think it's new
Is so fire and it's the best in a frosted mug
The best don't mess with me. Um, if you are a truly fan, that's probably because you like sweeter drinks
Okay, well then that makes sense. Um
I'll I'll get a picture of the truly because I just googled it and I don't think it's the watermelon one
It's a it's gotta be something else. It's a remix. We've got a good freaking remix
It's something like that. But wait, okay. I'm really pissed off. I have to tell you this
I am really pissed off because I have this. Um, I've been eating a lot of fruit lately
So I don't know like what my diet's telling me, but I'm not a super fruit person
I really don't I'm not a fruit person. I don't love fruit. So, um
I've been eating a lot of it lately and I went I try to buy it pretty regularly
So it stays fresh and I go through it pretty quickly because the kids also love it
and I got this mango and
Strawberry bowl and it's perfect because it would probably last me like two days. Um
And I went to sit down today at my computer this morning to podcast and
I opened it and it tastes like
It's mango and strawberry and it tastes like fizzy like it tastes like it's carbonated
So I'm like, uh, I don't think this is like normal and I google it. I think it's not
I think it's like bad, right? If there's no mold on it anywhere, but it tastes like it's
It's carbonated. Yeah, so I think that that probably means it's getting ready to
Like you're a scientist on here. Yeah, it's like something like that
And that's when you know when fruit's going bad
That's fucked up because it looks fresh like it looks like there's nothing wrong with it
So you can imagine the feeling and the surprise that I felt when I put the fruit in my mouth and it tasted like
And it felt like a soda
And I texted Kristen and I'm like, am I poisoned? Like is this fermented fruit?
Like am I gonna get high like in good dinosaur because I don't want to be high
You know what I mean, you're like am I actually drinking wine and I have no idea
This has got to be muscado because it's I'm just like
Why is it fizzy and I'm so pissed off because it looks fresh. It looks good
I just bought it like it's brand new and it literally says on the on the freaking lid protecting the art
Oh perfecting the art afresh. Fuck you
It's fermented
Like I'm trying to be fucking healthy and y'all y'all are trying to poison me
Well, let me tell you, um
I got some peaches over the weekend and I shit you not
You know how I talked about having that Nat issue with my fiddle fig
Yeah, and like she was just like bad news
Well, I bought these peaches and I thought I was doing so good
I got like a little pretty white bowl and I got my strainer out put my peaches in there rinsed them all off
And I do not like peaches in their refrigerator. Like I don't like them cold
I like them room temperature
And you know, I I dried them all off and I put them in this pretty bowl and I put them next to a candle on my counter
I shit you not I went in there the next morning and those bitches were
rank
Like how did they do that overnight like literally piss me off looked bruised and battered
Okay, and there were gnats
Fruit flies going everywhere and I was like, okay, they immediately have to vacate the premises
Absolutely, you have to yeah, you have to be done with them. We have to be done with them
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You know somebody that i'm done with who will but um
I'm not done with him right now because uh, we're gonna prank call dexon right now. Yeah, right. Okay. I'm gonna i'm gonna mute myself
Wait, no, you're not muting yourself because you're the one doing it. What am I supposed to say go in
Do you want me to send you what you're saying? Oh, no, no, no, hold on. Let me I'll open it. Sorry. I was looking out for it
I was looking up fizzy fruit
Okay, I'm ready. Okay, so am I I'm gonna call him. He's gonna be heartbroken. Well, it's okay. I'll deal with it later
Okay, okay, I mean you didn't worry about my nanny's heart being broken whenever she thought I was at the jail
No, I was giggling and hooting and hollering thought it was so funny
But I was also afraid for her because she was ready to freaking grab her pocketbook and head out the door
literal pocketbook
No, she told me the other day. She was like y'all better not be playing any more fucking pranks on me
I love her so much
Wait, do I have to give you this number to call?
Will you call it with a block number and I'll talk. Well, how are they gonna hear you with my headphones in?
Oh, okay. All right. Let me we aren't good at prank calls you guys. Absolutely. We're literally like two little girls at
a sleepover
Trying to figure out if it's star 67 or star 69 and then you fuck it up and it's like oh fuck they knew a prank called
Okay star 67. Okay. I'm ready
Hi, can I speak to Jackson, please?
Yeah
Hello. Hi Jackson
Hi
I have some amazing news for you
Your mom enrolled you in a sweepstakes to meet the Kardashians and Devin Booker and you've won
So we're gonna fly you and your mom out to LA and you'll have all the snacks you can imagine on the plane
And in the limo, you'll have a frozen coke icy machine that will be we will be mailing back to your house after for you to keep
Okay
Are you excited?
Yes
Okay, have you talked to your mom?
Um, no
Oh, okay. Well, you should probably reach out to her and talk to her about this
So you have all the itinerary and everything that you guys are gonna do. Okay. Okay
Okay
I muted it. What do you want me to say? Hurry up
Lindsay hang up because he's gonna call me
I just fucking hung up
I hung up on your side. He's gonna hate you. No, he's about to call me I guarantee you
Oh my god, who answered the phone? Hold on. That was Will. Oh
Are you okay?
Do you know what my ex-husband sounds like? Hold on a second. Watch this. Oh my god. Hold on
I'm gonna say I just got the strangers call
Hey, can I speak to Jackson? Yeah, who's there?
I know who just called mommy. What?
It was Kale that just called correct. No, it wasn't Kale
Yeah, it was. No, it wasn't. I just got the strangest call
Did you get a call too? Is this a prank? No
Thanks, Thomas
I just got a call
About a sweepstakes that I interviewed you in on facebook
And they said that you want it and you're gonna get to meet the Kardashians and Devin Booker
Who's Devin Booker? Is this real?
Pardon? Is this real? This is real
They said that you're gonna get to go on a plane with a live-in
Are they, are they, I'm sure they see, are they dressed up people?
Are they dressed up people? No
You're gonna meet freaking Devin Booker
We're going to LA?
Yes
Well, why would he be in LA?
Well, where else would he be?
What? He plays for Phoenix
He's, you think he's in Phoenix? Well, didn't you see those paparazzi pictures with him with Kindle?
Yeah
Yeah, because he's in LA
Jackson?
Jackson?
Yes
This is
Kailin Lowry and Lindsay Chrisley and you have been pranked on Coffee Convos podcast
Wait, Lincoln's calling me because I texted him. Who's Devin Booker?
Oh, hold on. Hold on. Hey, I just got hung up on. Hold on. I'm gonna answer
Hey, Lincoln
Wait, who's in the background? Tell him to stop bouncing the ball
Um, no, I didn't know who Devin Booker was so I thought I would ask you
Oh, okay
Where does he live? Does he live in LA or does he live in Phoenix?
Phoenix, he plays for the Suns
Oh, okay. I wasn't sure I had to google him while we were recording
Okay, thanks for the info. All right, love you
I texted him and I'm like who's Devin Booker and he starts FaceTiming me
He's like, do you do you not know who Devin Booker is? Like you're the worst
I I have no idea. I don't know anything. I just the word Jackson. Is he upset?
He's probably so pissed. He's probably like worst mom. Wait, does he know who the Kardashians are?
Oh, yes, honey. He knows every Kardashian every Kardashian child. He's he
Like did a whole family tree and he was like, okay
So who does this child belong to and who does this one belong to like very obsessed?
loves Kardashians loves the NBA
Um, and he thinks Kendall is just so cool because she's dated multiple
NBA players
We need to get Jackson and Lincoln together because they both love basketball so much and Lincoln spits off these stats like
I
I have no idea where he gets them. Like I don't know how he memorizes them why he knows them
Um, but he loves it
Jackson's so pissed
He's texting me and he's like, you're the worst
I just asked Lincoln. Do you know who Devin Booker's girlfriend is?
So we'll see if he has if he's up to date on the Kardashians
We love the Jenners car Jenners. Um, that's so funny. I
Jackson I hope he pranks you back
He probably will he's like, is this a prank call and I'm like, no
No, wait, let's see what Lincoln said. No
No Jenner
He's gonna be like so what?
Um, okay, so I have to tell you that while I've been home without children for three days
I watched this I was scrolling on tiktok because sometimes I'd rather watch tiktok than tv to be honest
and um
I was on tiktok and I saw this video. It was viral. It was like 500,000 likes or something like that
of this documentary called
There's Something Wrong with Aunt Diane
No, what is this?
so I
Naturally had to get on hbo max immediately and watch it and essentially
This mom and her family they go camping and it's her and her husband. They're two children and they're three nieces
Um, and I think they're dog. I think they had one or two dogs
so
They end up leaving the campground at the same time the mom in the minivan with five kids and the dad in the truck with
The dog
They leave at the same time and the mom Diane
She's gonna stop at mcdonald's to grab the kids breakfast and then stop and get gas
Um, she ends up going the wrong way down a one way on a highway
at 80 miles an hour and
Everyone dies except for one person
so
Out of the five kids one survives everyone else dies including diane and the head on
Collision the people in the other car
They also pass away and they're just trying to figure out like what was wrong with her because one of the nieces or one of the
Children calls to say like there's something wrong with aunt Diane. She can't see whatever she ends up leaving her phone
on
Like under a bridge like she pulls over
I don't know this huge. You have to watch it like I cannot
I'm like mad about it a little bit like it was a little infuriating
So you need whenever you have time between now and like next week maybe or the week after please watch
There's something wrong with anti and it's on h. A. O max. Okay. I'm gonna watch it. This sounds super interesting
But what turned you on to this like what made you I've never heard of it
Well, so the tiktok video the whole thing was like was she drunk or was she not drunk?
And the family is saying that this she would never drink
Um, she really was like an occasional drinker
And from the time that they both left the campgrounds to the time that the accident occurred
Like when would she have been drinking? She went to mcdonald's on camera
She seemed sober the person who took her order said that she didn't smell like alcohol and she seemed sober
Same thing at the gas station. She went in I think looking for like tylenall or adville or something
And she left there was literal alcohol in the gas station on the camera
And she did she left with nothing like she was looking for
Like tylenall or adville or something and so they were trying and it said that she had a 0.19
Level of alcohol in her system, which is equivalent to 10 drinks
And thc in her system
But her and her husband both left the campground at the same time around I want to say it was like around 945 in the morning
Oh, and so he didn't smell anything or notice anything
He wouldn't have let her in the van with the five kids if he thought that she had been drinking
And so it was just like this whole thing like how did that come up on the toxicology report?
If that's like not something that she would really do
And so they were just trying to
I don't want to say my opinion on it until you watch it because
I don't want to piss anybody off, but um
Yeah, so it turned me on I tiktok really turned me on to to look it up
Tiktok turns me on to everything. I'm like literally like it's the new google like shut google down because you can find everything on tiktok
Wait, I have to tell you before I tell you about this article that I saw that has me
completely alarmed
Jackson has texted us and said you're going to turn this stupid prank into real life
honestly
I agree. You might as well go take him to meet devin booker. Oh
Oh my gosh. Okay, wait, so I was just scrolling
Through social media this morning and a couple of my mom friends had posted about this article
That was on the new york post and it says school board director
Jen mason to teach sexual pleasure class to nine year olds. What no no no no no start over start over start over
school board director Jen mason to teach sexual pleasure class to nine year olds
This was on the new york post
It says a washington state school board director who owns a sex shop
Is making headlines after announcing she will teach sex education classes for children as young as nine on topics such as
Sexual anatomy for pleasure and safer sex practices for all kinds of sexual activity
The class is for nine to twelve year olds is an introduction to topics related to relationships
puberty bodies and sexuality
We focus on what makes healthy versus unhealthy friendships and romantic relationships
The science of how puberty works consent and personal boundaries
Defining decks and discussing why people may or may not choose to engage in sexual activities
No
Mason and out there will be four three hour sex education classes and they will um
teach
basically like broken down
parts to
nine and twelve year olds and these classes and then and one another class they're going to do 13 to 17 year olds
and the topics include what is sex um
Kinds of solo and partnered sexual activities sexual and out anatomy for pleasure and reproduction gender and sexual identities
safer sex practice for all kinds of sexual activities
um
Wow
i'm gonna say no
so
I remember
Back when I was like in fourth grade. I think it was at the end of fourth grade
We got a letter home that like your parents had to sign and if you were going to be a part of
um
reproductive
Talks about like your like they did one for girls and then like one for guys and they were separated
And it was talking about your period, which I had not started at that point. Um, and I remember
My teacher I was always so afraid of getting that. Um, what's it called when you leave a tampon in for too long and like forget about it
Tia said toxic shock syndrome. Yeah, so I was afraid of toxic shock syndrome for like
basically my whole life including now. Um
We learned about that how to insert a tampon like how to put in a pad that kind of stuff
and then I think it was May 6th grade that we had
Sex ed and they went through like reproduction and stuff like that
To me, I feel like this is taking it a little
Far and for nine year olds, but at the same time
I feel like kids that are nine years old are also being exposed to certain things
so there's got to be like a line somewhere
where
Is too much education
too much
I feel like
This is tough because I'm I'm open-minded
So I am open-minded, but off the top of my off the top of you know, this conversation
I'm thinking no, I'm not putting this up to
someone else to do I don't
Lincoln's about to be nine and he is 100% not ready to have any type of sex talks
Oh, seriously like Jackson still has good marks
Yeah, like
Literally like my nine year old is and I and I hear you. I think that you're right. I think especially on
school buses and in school people are talking about it because I don't know if I um if I said it on here before
I don't know if I've talked about it on any of the podcast, but Isaac was telling me about how people at school will talk
He's going into seventh grade
And Isaac knew what pansexual was bisexual
Gay straight lesbian like he knew all of that and I've never
We've talked about gay and straight and lesbian, but we've never talked about pansexual
He even told me something about
Omni-sexual
I feel like we learned so much from our kids these days that I'm pretty sure he told me that
Someone was omni and I said
And I literally had to look it up
so I'm kind of like I think
Learning these things is great to be able to have the education because
I think more knowledge is
Powered right but at the same time I think at nine years old
That seems a little early to me
But that's a little early to me with my nine year olds
Like is anyone else right listening to this that has nine year olds that they feel that this would be
Unappropriate class and then also you've got to look at are there possible benefits to this for them?
knowing about this it's instead of experimenting with
unsafe sex
Oh 100% I think that there is there is benefits, but I don't I don't know that I would leave it up to somebody else
I feel like I don't know though. Maybe I have boys and um, you know, they're not entirely ready for that, but
I don't know. I feel like this is so hard. I mean some I will say
I'm sure some parents are uncomfortable talking about that with their own children and I fully understand that but I do think
We should be open-minded to
at least teaching
Things because I think if I would have known about like self-pleasure prior to
I don't know though. I was thinking because like how do you know about self-pleasure prior to
Sex with another person penis and vagina
Do you think that we can always say like
Well, I would have done this or I would have done that like we don't really know
But do you possibly think that if you had had the knowledge of that that you would have experimented with
sex as early on as you did
In theory, I would say no, I wouldn't have but knowing the trauma that I went through as a child and I wasn't actually searching to have sex
I was searching for like a connection. However, that being said had I known about
Self-pleasure, I would have known what it's supposed to what's supposed to happen when I have sex
And I didn't have my first thing until my first orgasm until I was 21 years old and I was already married
So I think in theory. Yes, I wouldn't have
Maybe I would have
I don't know if that's really hard to answer because I don't I don't know because I I don't think that I was actually searching to have sex
I wanted to be connected to someone
um
Yeah, that's that's really hard. That's a tough. That's a tough
So this article says while some people think of sex as only being when a penis goes into a vagina
Sex can really be any activity that a person does with themselves or others to become aroused
There's no such thing as real sex and it's okay if your definition of sex is different from someone else's
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I think my biggest thing with this is that
I think certain things putting it in the hands of the school system to teach our children this that like
We should be taking more of an approach to teach our kids at home
Before they're hearing it from someone other than us
Agreed. I do agree with that and I'm guilty as a parent of
trying to keep Jackson sheltered and
naive for as long as possible without having these hard conversations, but I think that
um
While I will admit that I also am willing to be a little bit more diligent when I
I read things like this and I'm like, okay as a parent
This is probably important for your child to know but maybe not important for a school board director to teaching them
right, I agree with that especially because
I guess the less naive I am about school teachers the more
apprehensive I am about it being taught in schools because
I've seen way too many teachers on the news
You know for inappropriate conduct with students and things like that that it would scare me to
Do you get what I'm saying? Yeah. Yeah, I do. Yeah
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Outside of that. I need to ask you a question. Okay?
What are your thoughts on um
This could be a significant other a friend any person who's really around you that always puts their phone upside down
um
I never put my phone upside down really. Uh, I don't care
Um, I know some people do it because I did see a tick tock, of course
That said if you put it upside down, it won't the battery won't go dead as fast because it's not lighting up every single time
You get a notification
Wait, what is that what you're asking about like putting your phone face down? Yeah, so
Yeah, so but I'm thinking more of I feel like that's an excuse that like a cheater would possibly use. Oh 100 percent, right?
100 percent. Oh 1000 percent to me because I'm traumatized
I'm sketchy. I'm skeptical about and like if I'm seeing someone and they put their phone face down like immediately
The traumatized version of me is like, okay, you're cheating or doing something. You don't want me to see
Um, because yeah, I definitely think that
Okay, so I'm gonna play this tick tock. Oh my god. I'm scared
I am I am alarmed. That's when your man puts his phone face down
That's new
What is he hiding? He has been seaming off lately
Who is he texting?
Oh, no, no, she will see how much I spent in candy crush
So what do you think like if you were I guess if you were dating someone
And their phones always face down. Is it because are they doing it because they don't want you to see the notifications that are coming up on it?
Yes
Is that why they're doing it? Yes. I was just trying to give the benefit of the doubt with like the phone
Going dead, but even like last night
Elijah went to bed before me and he put the phone
He plugged it in and he put the phone next to him versus on the nightstand where he normally puts it
And immediately I was like who the why why do you have it so that you you have it in a position
Where you can feel it if I was I don't go through his phone. I went through his phone one time never again
I don't need to because there's nothing in it, but
Immediately it wasn't even face down. It was face up and I was like, oh you're keeping your phone extra close to you
Like I didn't say any of this to them. This is just traumatized kale in my own head
um
and I was just like what the fuck and
I don't know like it's just such a weird. I don't know
I'm traumatized so I think that naturally I'm gonna think oh you're cheating. You're talking to somebody else
um
I know he's not because he'll literally charge it
You know on my side on my nightstand or he'll leave it in the car when he pumps gas. He literally doesn't give a shit
um
I feel like it's a bad habit of like someone who's cheated before so like 1000 percent
So necessarily they might not be doing it at that moment when they're turning their phone upside down
It's just a bad look because you know that that is a pattern like
I don't feel like it's a natural thing to like put your phone upside down
I feel like you have to take an extra step to like turn it over
And so I'm like maybe I'm just like reading too much into this
No, I don't think you are when I see someone do this. I'm like, okay, so you've cheated before or like, okay
You're shady as fuck
Yeah, no, I yeah, I do get that and maybe we are traumatized. I don't
I don't keep my phone upside down. Um, I feel like when I was being a little
shady
You did it. I did it. Yeah
And you took the extra step to make sure it was upside down, didn't you?
Um
Yeah, and I even went further than that and like would have things on top of my phone
So I would hear somebody if they were to
Stop wait, can you back up and tell us what your cheating situation looked like? Well, okay, so
To me, I don't think I was cheating but my I would
But the person that the the person that I was seeing I guess I was more so like leading them on
Mm-hmm. And so to me it wasn't a relationship, but to them it was a relationship
Um, and so I don't want to discredit that and I don't want them to feel like
They're wrong because I can see why they thought it was a relationship. I was I was very much in the wrong
So I would put my phone. I would be texting other people
Wouldn't let anyone know I was like in a situation ship because to me it wasn't a relationship
And then I would put my phone on face down and then I would put stuff on my nightstand on top of it
Like my glasses or my water bottle. I would have it like partially on my phone
So if someone was to go through my phone, they would have to remove this stuff on top of my phone
And I would hear them before they go through my phone kill that
So basically what this boils down to is that all of these extra steps that
People go through and every person has probably been guilty to like some extent of this
But like it's so much easier to just be honest 100% no, and here's the thing about what I was doing and
1000% not saying it's okay because it's not
Um, I learned this from someone who was a serial cheater on me and would do these things to me
So then I turned around and I used those things in my next
I'll call it a situation ship
Um, it was like the the the the cheaty because I wasn't the one cheating. I was the one getting cheated on became
The cheater, but I wasn't actually even hanging out with these other people
It was just texting which is again not okay and like not even worth it like I'm literally
Like it was definitely a me problem and I went to therapy about it because when I talked to my therapist
I'm like I when I got out of that situation ship
I was still doing those weird things with my phone and I was living by myself and I wasn't seeing anybody at the time
She was like kill
I wasn't sleeping at night and I wasn't even having anyone with me
So it was like why am I worried about someone going through my phone when no one's here?
You know what I mean? So that's how I knew like psychologically cheating can fuck you up
Wait, so can we just talk about cheating for a second then? Yeah, it's not worth it. The grass is not greener on the other side
I don't care what you think is going to happen. The grass is not fucking greener
well, and it's just such a
Like draining process. Yeah
To go through that. Um
I feel like if you've ever participated
In cheating to any capacity and we know that I consider
porn cheating so
um
People can disagree can agree don't really care either way. Um, but
I just think it's something that is not
Worth it. It's like you're going through all these extra miles to like live this double life
For what reason it's like
And maybe until you've been in a situation where it's been like really bad and you can really see things for
Exactly what they are
It's when you can understand from like a deeper level
Of like, okay been there done that got the t-shirt and was not worth fucking wearing
No, it's not it's not and I'm sure I'm sure that there will be people that write in that say, you know
They cheated and they ended up together and they're happily married for 20 years and
I believe it and I think that very few and far between it does work out for people
but I think overall you're putting in so much effort to
It's just like the seek the what is it called the thrill the seek of the thrill or you're seeking out the thrill of it
And it's like once that newness and that secretive like
Sneaking around stuff wears off. You are gonna face real
Life problems with this new person and it's gonna end up being the same as your partner before
And I actually did watch another tiktok and it was like most
it was something along the lines of
People will be 85 happy in their relationship like their their partner fills them up 85 percent
But they go looking for the the remaining 15 percent to fill them up
And then when all that newness wears off and stuff, they realize oh shit. This person is only that 15 percent
They're not the 85 percent. They're not they're you know, no one is going to be give you 100 percent. They're just not
they're they're just not and
Well, that's what disney's done to us, right? Like oh 100 percent
You see these fairy tales and like this is how it's supposed to work out and you see movies like
Well, I'm not gonna say the notebook because I do think
I'm gonna be attacked for this. Okay. I already know. I think that the notebook is a realistic love story
I don't remember like the if you tell me that you don't even remember the notebook or
You didn't watch it. Who was someone keeping keeping the letters from her or something. They never got to yeah
and her mom
And I think that going through trials and tribulations through
a relationship
But then coming out on the other end of it like that is realistic
But disney has set us up to make us think that like if it's not a fairy tale and it's not
If it's not like a perfect situation with perfect circumstances that
You can find something
Greater and it's easier and it is true. It is easier to walk away than do the work
It is it is easier. Um
That was one of the one of the topics that came up on our
Facebook group like the roommate stage
How do you work through that? How do you get through that that period and what's that?
What's the roommate stage like when you're in a relationship with someone and they it starts to feel more like a roommate than a lover
Yeah
Um, and the person asking was just like, how do I how do we get through this? How do we work through this?
Um, and I don't have an answer because I've always left before that and um,
I wish I had answers on it because I I would love advice on that because I'm sure
I'm sure a lot of relationships go through the roommate
part the roommate phase
Um, and I don't know if that'll happen to Elijah and myself, but when it does I would love tips on how to get through it
I think that that's the
The thing like when people hit rough patches they try to find something better that excites them and
Makes them feel like their time is worthwhile instead of doing the hard work when you do go through those phases
Um, not realizing that if you would have just gone through that phase with that person
And done the hard work that the benefits are probably far greater than seeking
You know instant satisfaction from somewhere else. That's literally so my cousin texted me on
in may
And she was asking me, you know, who's this new guy whatever and I told her and she said
No matter and this is no shot. No shade no shot at Elijah whatsoever. She's just trying to
Help me. She said
Segway no matter how nice Elijah is please remember that the honeymoon phase last 18 months to two years
So don't add him to the dad list until you've properly gotten to know him and all of his faults
You don't need a fourth custody schedule to coordinate. I'll step off my soapbox for now
well
I will say
Even if you had a fourth one
hypothetically whenever
It would probably be the same as all your other ones because get in the fucking bus. We're going on this is like
I said that too
On sunday. I was like, this is literally like a school bus stop where I'm just dropping off at
At the respective bus stops. They had this point. You're just like whatever. What's adding one more
But um, no, I I would love I would love feedback. I wish I had um more answers for the roommate phase situation because I don't know but um
cheating is exhausting
And even if it's you not getting cheated on and you're doing the cheating
You're really like scarring yourself because some of those habits you're going to carry with you into other relationships
so where you don't want to cheat and
um
Like me and I I still feel like wait, so do you think wants a cheater always a cheater?
No, I actually don't so for a long time. I did
But I'm going to tell you why I have a friend who
crazy story about her and I we had mutual friends, but we had never met in person
And the first time we ever met in person
She like I knew her from other friends that we had so she was like, hey, do you want to go to hawaii?
And I was like, yeah, fuck it. Let's go. I had never met this girl in person
um, and
She her and I connected because we just were kind of like in a weird place in our lives. This was uh 2016
uh, was it 2016? Yeah, it was 2016 right before I got pregnant with lux and um, so I flew to oklahoma
And then from oklahoma, we flew to hawaii and she was we talked about like all of our relationships and all kinds of stuff
And she told me how she was like basically the serial cheater
And I was like wow and then the next time I had seen her she had met the love of her life
And she was like I would never cheat on this woman like she was so
In love she and they're they're engaged. They have a baby now
um, and
So I I definitely don't think that wants a cheater always a cheater
I think you know, it may be harder to break it once cheating is involved in one relationship. So like
For example, um, I'll use me and chris as an example like because of how much cheating went on in our relationship
Um
Had we stayed together? I think it would have been a lot easier for him to continue cheating throughout the rest of our relationship
Um, but I don't necessarily think that you know, if he was to get in a relationship with someone else that he would cheat on them
Does that make sense?
Yeah, it does make sense and I agree. I don't think wants a cheater always a cheater. I do think that there are
Exceptions to every rule, right? So I'm sure that there are people out there that are just serial
Cheaters they're going to cheat regardless of whatever situation that they're in
But then I do think that sometimes things are
situational um, and
It's a habit that was formed and created in that relationship and not necessarily going to be carried over into another
Um, I think that you also have people who have personalities that once they've learned
The lesson from that that they don't want to repeat the cycle
um, if you're in therapy and you're getting the work done that you need to get done to work on yourself because
I personally think that a lot of the cheating has to do with
you and your issues and less the other person
Agreed. I do agree with that. Like I I 100% agree with that
So I would just love to know if anybody else thinks because there are some people out there
They're hell bent. They're like wants a cheater always a cheater like if you a cheater you a cheater
I just don't I mean for some I don't think there's an absolute
For anything, you know, like there's always exceptions to the rule. I think maybe for a majority of people
Of course a cheater always a cheater, but I do think there are exceptions
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and we were just driving down the road and he was blabbing about and
He told me that he had gone to the movies with his dad and I was like, oh, yeah
Well, how was that and he said well?
We went to the dollar store first and I was like will with the damn dollar store like he can't get out of that place
He wanted to leave them on each of the seats in the movie theater. No, no
He he probably did buy candles when he was in there
but he also bought candy
And tried to take it to the movies with them
so, um, I guess I don't know if the can drinks came from
Will's house or if he purchased them at the dollar store or like where this transpired
but supposedly they get to the movies and
and get in the line to get the popcorn and
Will has the stuff in his pockets
And they start to walk and stuff starts falling out
Of his pockets. Yes. And like the movie theater worker
Sees this and was like, um, did you buy that here?
And of course will jackson claims that will was like, yeah, I bought that here or whatever well then
And supposedly he saw like the can drink or something like the can drink fell out or something like that
And he was like, well, I definitely know like you didn't buy that here. So
Jackson claims that they made him take it all back out to the car
And I would love to know
who sneaks in snacks to the movie theaters and as a man
Like will should have tried to act like he was carrying in a diaper bag or something like that if he was gonna have that much shit
Wait, so
I thought it was like a myth that you can't bring in snacks from outside. No, I think that like you're not supposed to
But they're fucking wrong about this. They're very they're very expensive in the movie theater
I've brought in a whole damn meal to the movies before like a whole fucking meal
I just I bring in snacks because it's cheaper
Wait, so tell me the process of this are you going to show them in your purse?
They're not going to check my freaking purse. But like, what are you shoving in there?
Um candy and snacks from the dollar store
Wait, does everybody do this?
I mean, I personally like a lot of the snacks at the movie theater. So for myself, I'm gonna buy them
But if my kids want like candy candy, I'm not getting it at the movie theater
Like you can fuck off for your five dollar bag of m&m's like I'm not doing that
I have four fucking kids like there's no way
Like y'all want to y'all want to rob me to go see a movie that I can wait to come out on fucking demand
Kale, you're writing right now. I'm pissed like they should not have sent him to the car
Next, Will if you're listening to this, please have a diaper bag
um
A briefcase fucking anything and or put a little backpack on Jackson
So put will they might I'm scared because I don't want them to think it's like a bomb or something
So actually just put a little backpack on Jackson and shove all the snacks in there because that's bullshit
I I seriously just cannot like
First of all, I've never like gone to the dollar store to make a special run for like movie theater snacks
Obviously the more economically friendly thing to do
Think it's a great idea. Um, you have to be a super pre planner to be doing that
And I'm not really thinking about the snacks until I see them. So
That's that. Uh, I would love to know
Who all brings in these snacks and also
Why did will not think about?
pop in the can of
A soft drink right like shouldn't you've got like a twist-off bottle like to be a little bit more
And is it inconspicuous is that the right word? Mm-hmm like incognito. Yeah
Yeah, would love would love to know who else is doing this outside of that
I have not watched a series
We talk about this regularly that like I don't really watch tv anything like unless it's a documentary
Something it's like new and trending something that we're going to cover on the podcast don't watch
But I was just scrolling through netflix because I had some like spare time
And I saw this show that I thought was called Virginia river, but it's virgin river
Mm-hmm. And have you watched it? I have not I have not even heard of it. Okay, so it's a romantic drama
On jackson's calling me a million times. He's probably like mom is definitely like yeah, I wonder y'all leaving him go meet him
So this show is on netflix and
If you watch it, you know how good it is. It is called virgin river
Um, and it's about a midwife and she goes to like this little
town and it's just like super tiny she comes from
walsing angeles and
Trying to leave like her past behind her and I'm so invested in this show every single night when
I'm talking to suburban dad. I'm like, okay
I'm it's time to watch virgin river like it's that it's that time
And this is scripted. It's a scripted show. Yeah, and it's so good. Okay. Like it's I'm gonna look it up
I'm gonna do that. It's so good. But I'm feeling like
You have to watch a couple episodes to like get into it and suburban dad said that like nothing's happening, right?
he's like
literal seven episodes I've sat and watched this with you and
You know stuff's like supposed to be happening and they're dragging it out and it's gonna happen
But like it's it's taking
a lot of time
Okay, okay. I'm gonna look this up and I'll get back to you on my thoughts
Literally, if I don't answer a text message, it's because I'm watching virgin river. Okay
Okay. Yes. Um, I saw this one video of kim Kardashian
And I want to play it because I feel like it's literally me
But a decade of my life with this person and I just have so much love for him. So that'll never change
But it doesn't mean that they're
The right one for you and that's okay, too
That feels like my life
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm
Do you feel like that with any of your kids dads?
um
You're like, no, lindy. I didn't spend a decade with anybody
I I didn't spend a decade, but I mean, I guess that's how I feel about hobby
Like I still like there's so much love there as much as I hate them sometimes
um
I really feel like you have to be able you have to love someone in order to hate them
Does that make sense like I I don't I feel completely indifferent about joe and I feel completely indifferent about chris
But for hobby, I do feel like there is like there's so much love there, but not
Oh my god, you're my person
I want to spend the rest of my life with you person just like love as an I respect you as
My son's father and not that I don't respect the others
There's dads as as as my kids fathers, but I think because I was married to him
That's what I was gonna say. I think that's the difference
Yeah, and I don't know why because the love I had for chris was very it was very different
um
I don't know how to describe it. Um
But I think I think what the the video what kim was saying is is true to to hobby for for me
Well, it's definitely true to will for me
I don't know if this is how you feel about hobby, but this is how I feel about will like
He's going to be in my life
To some capacity for the rest of my life because we have a child to raise right and he's still the father of my son
Whether the decisions that he makes and the things that he says and he does
I don't always agree with but same for him like he doesn't always agree with everything that I say and do
um
But I did spend so much time of my life with him and I think they were very important years of my life from 19 to 31
That's a long time to be with somebody. Yeah, and those are those are really important years too
Yeah, I just feel like you're learning so much during those years and
Something just changes in you when one you've been married to somebody
I don't know what it is about that, but um
Because I think that you can also be with someone for a really long time and not be married to them
but still not have
The same feelings that I feel
For will when I was married to him, right, you know, right um
And I also think that when you're raising a child with someone
That makes everything completely different that changes the entire game like you could be married to somebody for 12 years
Be able to both move on with your lives
With no kids, you know move on and then like you occasionally
If you live in the same area see each other run into each other whatever speak on occasion or never speak
But it's so different whenever you're raising
A kid with someone I agree and it's like it's half of that other person
Life is so weird. It's never going to be black and white
um ever ever
And I wish that people would stop thinking that it is because it's just not
I love when I read comments about I mean, I'm sure you've seen them about you and will and just like relationships in general
But like oh just do this or oh just leave or oh just work it out or oh this oh, it's not black and white
so fuck off
Well, it's like I feel like I've worked it out to where
It needs to be now, right like it took me a long time to be able to
To make the decision with will to to be where we are and I feel like
We are in the right place where we were supposed to be
It just took a long time for us to figure that out and to get to that place, right?
Right and you have to go through all of the things no matter how many people tell you like
Oh, well, you should do this or like you guys should just like hang it up or you guys shouldn't get back together
Or you shouldn't reconcile or whatever. I feel like until you go through that stuff yourself
You can't fully
Make a decision right right. I agree with you. So just I don't know I feel I feel you can
Okay, I feel you can wait before we get into foul play
Let me tell you what happened to me yesterday. So I go to record this other and tea
And open up my laptop and it'd be glitching
Like
The whole screen is just like flashing. It's white. You can kind of like see stuff in the background
But you can't see it enough like it's so faint that if you try to like move the mouse
It won't do anything. So
in the meantime, I
Don't know what to do. So I'm like
Immediately call Kristen like immediately immediately
And I'm like, okay, Kristen's probably like on a drunk somewhere like on a pool chair
Like not giving a fuck about anything that I have to say right now
But you know what I'm gonna put in this call because I don't know what to do
So
I call her and she's like, yeah, like let me get in touch. So
Today an episode re-ares
They pulled from like the archives and re-aired one of the best episodes on the southern team
So I go through my dms and everyone's like wait, you're cheating on suburban dad with your ex-husband
And I'm like what?
Yeah, so I guess
in this episode I talk about how I was
Is still seeing will up until two weeks ago
But this episode was like back from 2021 and people didn't realize that it was an old episode
Okay, okay. Okay. Okay. Yeah
So people didn't realize and people were like I'm feeling like kale right now
I'm about to shit my pants like when they heard it because they didn't realize they were just like this one lady text
Or messaged me and was like I was just doing housework and the podcast was playing on my Alexa
And you know didn't know that it was like a rerun or anything like that
And I heard that you were still seeing will up until two weeks ago and literally almost shit myself
Just almost shit yourself no big deal
Okay, you guys it's summertime and I don't know about you but on my weeks off
I like to binge on tv and my little phone games
And you also know that I've been talking about we've been talking about best fiends for a really long time
um, we've been playing best fiends for years at this point and
I don't know. It's like giving yourself permission to eat dessert first. So with best fiends
It's an exciting puzzle adventure game. You can have fiendish fun anytime. I don't know how many levels I'm on at this point
I have completely lost track, um, but somewhere in them
Um, 500 600 I'm way past you like way past you in the thousands
See, I need to be yeah, I need to get up there and I don't have my kids this week
So I will I will be hurrying up best fiends is free to download
It's a mobile puzzle game with thousands of exciting levels for new adventures and challenges you every time you play
So I have actually been playing best fiends for a very long time. I think maybe two years
But don't quote me on that. I partnered with them back a couple of halloween's ago and shared it on my instagram
And have been playing ever since absolutely
Love it and I think that it is so cute like the little characters are so precious
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That's friends without the r best fiends
Kale have you been doing anything that helps you get up and feel motivated every single day because if you haven't
I think that I have a suggestion for you because
I have been riding my peloton and
I go through like spurts where I'll ride my peloton at home, but then I'll also go to the gym and ride their peloton
My gym doesn't have peloton, but I did move my peloton into my room so that I'm forced to look at it every morning
And I also follow some of the peloton instructors on instagram and tiktok
So I will get like random boosts of like motivation to go ride my
Just trying to do whatever I can this summer to stay motivated and peloton does have a team of world class instructors ready to motivate you 24
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Judgment free at a level and a pace that feels good for you
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You're more likely to stick to a workout routine that you actually enjoy
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Speaking of shits want to do foul play
Yes, let's do foul play. Okay. So I listen regularly, but somehow miss an episode with kailin christin
When kail told her story about leaving a tampon in for two weeks. I just had to tell you about my similar situation
Wait, I missed this story and I didn't we just talked about this earlier in the episode
You left a tampon in for two weeks. Yeah, and then I went to the doctor and when he pulled it out
I'm scarred from yeah, so I
The smell was so bad
It was so bad and I
Literally was like I have to get to the doctor. So thank god my doctor at the shout out to dr. Karunos in allentown
Um, he got me in right away. I hope that's not a hippo violation since I just said it myself, but um, anyhow, um
It's your own kuchi. You can yeah about it for you
Called him immediately. He got me in right away and um when he said that this literally happens like on a daily basis
People come in to have tampons pulled out. So but he didn't have a mask on. I mean, this was probably
My god, this was like 2012 probably
Um, was he gagging?
The look on his face was I will never forget it. It was so foul and I was so embarrassed
um, because he didn't have a mask on but um
Yeah, it was it was awful. Yeah, I think how did it get lost up there?
Like doesn't you don't you have tampons with strings? Yeah, but I don't know where I don't know why the string
I don't think the string came off. I don't remember. I don't remember the full details of that
But like maybe the string came off or something because there was no string hanging down
um
I don't I really don't remember but I remember it being so foul and so disgusting and I'm lucky
I didn't get more sick than I was. I think I might have had like a fever or something or I didn't feel well
I don't remember
But yeah, it was awful and I was so embarrassed. Oh my god. Oh my god
She's Lindsay is like you're disgusting. I never want to see you again. Yeah, it's literally like a I have never smelled
Like a decomposing body, but if I if I had to guess
Kill the tampon inside you for two weeks is probably very similar to decomposing body
We love that so this girl was in college
Let's get back to this point because the fact that you had a tampon in your hua for two
weeks and you didn't know and
You've smelled an odor and like you didn't think oh, well, maybe there's like a tampon in there and you went to the doctor
Oh my god. I have an std is what I thought. Oh my god. Okay. Okay, so she says I had to tell you my
Situation, not sure if this is foul play, but here's the story. I was in college and getting ready for a night out with my roommates
I was wearing a skirt
But supposed to start my period that day my period hadn't come yet. So I
Put a tampon in just in case. Okay time out. I've never done that
I I need to know how many women who listen to the podcast put a tampon in when they're supposed to get their period
But don't necessarily have it yet
Yeah, not me because I've never done that me and I'm not judging. I just I've never done that. Okay, so she
I put a tampon in just in case so I didn't have a situation on my hands while I was out and drinking
Partway through the evening. I called my boyfriend drunk and told him to make the trip up to come party with us
And he did I don't remember the night after that and he must have been pretty drunk too because we ended up having sex
And he never realized I had a tampon in the same thing happened to me and he never knew I had a tampon in and we just smelled it
The next morning I went to the bathroom and when I noticed I didn't have my tampon in
I thought nothing of it since I didn't remember the night before I assumed
I took it out at some point and just couldn't remember fast forward a week my period never came
I was seven days late took a pregnancy test just in case it was negative
Fast forward to being 17 days late take another pregnancy test just to be sure and it's positive
I was pregnant fast forward to my eight week appointment my very first where they find a tampon. I know it
My obi puts the trans vaginal ultrasound inside me and goes. Hmm. There's something blocking your cervix
Turns out it was the tampon that night that we had sex my husband apparently just stuck it in there
And we both didn't feel anything. I don't know but he shoved it all the way up and embedded it into the entrance of my cervix
When the doctor pulled it out similar to kale's story the look on the doctor's face
He was male too was horrifying and we could all smell it
Truly so embarrassed
I told my obi the story and he was amazed that not only was I able to get pregnant on the day
I was supposed to get my period the chances are so slim on that day of your cycle
But also that the sperm was able to get to the egg with the tampon blocking my cervix
The only thing we can think of is that the tampon helped absorb the sperm
And get it closer to the egg
Anyway, we had a healthy baby girl and have now been married for eight years
Our daughter just turned nine and we have two other little boys one day when she's older
Maybe I'll tell her the story of how she was truly meant to be
Here and be all the odds. Oh my god. No, the same thing happened
I don't know if I said that part, but habby and I were we had sex
I don't think I told that part. No way. No, you and I and I blamed him and I was like, oh my god
You have an STD like you must have given me an STD. He's like, no, I didn't like I swear
And then that's when I went to the doctor. I don't I think I think I might have left that
I might have left that part out, but that's what happened. That's how I smelled it
Um, I didn't smell it prior to that. Okay. This is just so gross
Makes me terrified of a tampon and terrified of
Of forgetting one like I don't think I ever would but like I'm not gonna say that now that I hear all of these people out here doing this
like forgetting the pearl up in there, but like
I
am alarmed
You're alarmed. Okay. Well, I'm sorry to alarm you. This is this is what happened to us and we're not I'm not dirty
like I shower every single day. I
Feel like I if I could have smelled it before that I would have done something about it
But I also didn't at this time
Never had stuck my fingers inside myself at that time
So I would have never like I should have this podcast has come full circle
Like through all of the topics that we have talked about it has come full circle
We need to read about this deranged lunatic bitch encounter. Um
Um, we just moved to Washington state at the beginning of April. My husband is in the army
So we found an awesome playground on post and decided to go
It was me and my twin four-year-old boys. I was standing off to the side scanning to
Scan in the playground trying to watch both of them when I turn my head and see a lady in my four-year-old's face grabbing his arm
No, bitch
I got over there quick and told him
I got over there quick and got him away. I said, whoa, what's going on? She responds. Is this your child?
Which I said, yes, what's the problem?
She says your son hit my son and you need to get the fuck out of here
Side note, my children have never hit another child a few minutes prior Wesley
My child that my child that this lady put her hands on came to me and said he bumped heads with someone
And I just told him it's okay to go play. I assumed the little boy was this lady's child
Anyway, I basically tell her okay, but that gives you no right to touch him or yell at him
And if you have a problem with something that he has done find the parent
She goes off calling me every name saying if I don't get my fucking kids out of here. She'll call cps
Okay
At this point Wesley is screaming and crying and his twin brother Bennett is trying to protect him
I grabbed them and left because this girl was really ready to fight me people are so ridiculous
I will never understand
We're all traumatized and they still randomly say when we go to that park. I hope that lady who screamed isn't there
People suck. I just had to share my story because I thought it was crazy that this happened to you too
I do not understand. I don't care. I mean unless you're like unless my child is bleeding
Um
I'm not going to put my hands on someone else's and actually I wouldn't even do it then
But like what makes you think you can grab a child that you don't know like that's just so weird
It's a lot of times
Bizarre children that you do know their parents don't want you to reprimand them or you know what I mean like obviously they're certain
I have
Really close friends who have children that I consider my nieces and my nephews
With their permission. I could you know yell at them or reprimand them or whatever
But like a lot of times even people you know don't want them to do that to your kids
So what the fuck are you thinking the only time I will ever insert myself in a position to be reprimanding anybody's child
Is if there is a safety risk like hey like you might not want to do that because
You could possibly get hurt that looks a little dangerous like whatever
But to put my hands on someone else's child for someone else to put their hands on my child
For you to be putting yourself in a position to where you could literally get in a physical altercation with another parent because you're overstepping someone else's boundaries
Absolutely not like I don't deal with your angeluna tick bitches and like
No, just no
No, I agree with you like put your hands on my kid
And then I might fight you your kid's not going to have a problem. You are right
I do need to tell you that I was at the jump park again
This is the last thing I'm going to say on this episode
I was at the jump park again
Was on a phone call sitting on a couch by myself
It was like the glow night. So, you know, it was bumping in there and lights out and whatever
No, this place. I guess
Probably pretty typical for any jump park from what I've understood because the manager said that this is like across the board
Parents now drop teenagers off at these places
And then just leave so I guess like the jump parks now are kind of like the skating rinks where like back then or like the bowling alley or whatever
Drop them off and these kids just run rogue
There were kids at this place dropping sour straws on top of my head
Running by me girls screaming while they were walking by
intentionally making eye contact with me screaming and I'm like who raises these kids
Mmm, and like lets them just like out of the house rogue
and these places
rogue
and these places
With no rules and I'm just like, okay, do the parents like know what's going on?
And then I also wonder sometimes when I see, you know, kids out and about
I'm like, if I went out and about in that outfit, I would have never been able to get out of the house
I don't I don't think we'll ever fully understand why other people do what they do and how they like
Parent I'm not saying that it's like bad parenting because these parents might not know like what their kids are out there doing, right?
Like yeah, they can only be responsible for when they're there and they're witnessing to be able to reprimand their kids for what they're doing
Right, but also
I would never be dropped off at a place like that and be disrespectful to an adult or
Be wearing coochie cutters like where my lips were flying out
and stuff like coochie cutters
I can tell you right now
Todd chrisley made me do the bend over check and if you saw anything you weren't wearing it
I mean and I under I would I don't know because I don't have daughters, but I also
It's crazy to see some of the things that like young girls are wearing now because I I blame social media a little bit
I do too because it's like they're out here, you know, you see girls out here
They look way too young to be getting this stuff done like they will have their nails all done out
They look like they have their brows microbladed like they've gone and got Botox their lips done
they're wearing
cutoffs
crop tops
It is social media. That's exactly what it is. I I think so and
I don't know parents seem to be okay with it, which is
Not my business. I guess. I don't know. It's weird
Speaking of coochies. I got back from the gym and I'm gonna go and wash mine. So
Um
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