Coffee Convos with Kail Lowry and Lindsie Chrisley - Speaking Of Dicks

Episode Date: April 21, 2022

Speaking of! Kristen joins Lindsie to rant about why men feel like sending unsolicited pics of their schlongs, how reporters can be real jerks in searching for stories, and speaks about her Instagram post regarding the 2019 alleged sex tape. Kristen prepares a Q&A that includes; what Lindsie will look for in a future partner, how she set boundaries in her life, and what really hurts during a brazillian!  Thanks to our sponsors! Calm: Visit CALM.COM/convos for 40% off a Calm Premium subscription Care/of: For 50% off your first order of $40 or more, visit TakeCareOf.com and enter code COFFEE50 Jinx: Get 15% off your first two orders online at thinkjinx.com/COFFEECONVOS  Psychic Source: Visit psychicsource.com or call 1-800-244-7784. First time customers get a special offer: $10 for 10 minutes, just mention code COFFEE to redeem Ring: Visit Ring.com/CONVOS to learn more about the Ring Alarm Pro Third Love: Get 20% off your first order at ThirdLove.com/COFFEECONVOS  Thuma: Visit Thuma.co/COFFEE and use code COFFEE for a $25 credit!

I hate gift giving and receiving. Receiving gifts is so weird. What do you say, thank you? This is Coffee Convos with Kale Lowry and Lindsey Chrisley. I really want you to be in your feels, Kale. That does not interest me whatsoever. I feel very attacked by you. A spirited discussion about motherhood, friendship,

family, and life in the public eye. I'm just not with the fakery anymore. There's a fakery bakery around here. Here's Kale and Lindsey. Good morning and welcome to Coffee Convos podcast. Good morning, Kristin. Good morning, Lindsey. Happy Monday.

It is one of the Monday's that I think that I've had in a really long time. I don't know if it is coming off of just a lot of travel in the past eight or nine weeks or if it's just like I'm not with the shit. I don't think any of us are with the shits. It's definitely a Monday over here. So I don't know.

Maybe it's in the air, the water, something that we're all doing, but it's brutal. By the time everyone else hears this, they're going to be like, you bitches made it past Monday because it's Thursday. I'm like, can you tell us right now if you're Monday stuck too? Please let us know. Oh my god.

No, so I woke up this morning. OK, first, I need to tell you this. So have you ever woken up in the middle of the night and you think that you overslept your alarm and you're like, fuck, I literally overslept so hard. OK, well, last night, this is what I did. And I'm so embarrassed by this, but I'm going to tell it anyway. So I woke up and I swear that I heard my alarm go off.

So in my mind, I have turned off my alarm, still dark outside, whatever. I put my ass in the shower and go back to my bedroom and it's fucking 12.30. Oh my god, what time did you go to bed? I guess I went to bed around 10 or something and felt like I got great sleep. And then imagined that I turned my alarm off, all this stuff.

So then, of course, I take the shower and I'm wide ass awake just like laying in my bed. Lindsay. I'm just like, why? I'm woken up thinking that, but it's usually like 3 AM. It's never been at midnight. It's never been at 12.30. I'm usually awake still.

I think that's the problem. But I don't even know what I would do at that point. Did you just lay there until you fell asleep again or did you get up and start working? What did you do? No, I just literally laid there and was appalled at what had happened and was like, OK, evidently, I was just majorly dreaming and a different orbiting

somewhere else that was not here. So I just scrolled through and stalked a bunch of people on Instagram. Oh, so you were playing private investigator again. OK. Yes, well, last night I was. I was playing private investigator normally these days. I don't investigate anyone because I'm just like,

I don't really give a shit what anybody is doing. But last night, I was doing that. And then yesterday, I was on my way home from being out of town. And I'm on the highway. And has anyone ever seen a transfer truck being pulled backwards by another transfer truck? So the cab is facing. I'll send you the video so everybody can see this.

But the cab is facing you. So when you're coming up on it, you're like, oh, my god. That person is going the wrong fucking way on the highway. And I am about to get in a head-on collision. And I am fucked. Yep. And I'm screaming, driving down the road. And Jackson's like, mom, is everything OK?

And I'm like, that truck is going backwards. He's like, I'm pretty sure that's being pulled by another truck. Oh, my god. Well, and I swear that when it happens, you're so focused on the fact that it's like your brain playing a trick on you. You're so focused on the fact that you think it's coming at you that you can't even see ahead of it

to know it's being pulled instantly. So the first thing is like, we're dying. Like, that's the first thing. When Corey and I drove to South Carolina for a vacation last year, I fell asleep in the car. And this man woke me up at the moment that we were like this close to that situation. And I woke up screaming.

I wanted to kill him. I was like, you have got to be kidding me. He thought it was the funniest thing. And I'm like, we're dying. That was my first thought. I am not with this at all. Like, this is not OK. I'm like, you had to traumatize me.

I get it. It's fine. And I have to tell you that actually smart ass Will was, and I say that lovingly. But he regularly asked me, like, how was the drive whenever we go somewhere? Because I never drove whenever we were married. So I always was like a passenger princess.

And you know, he was just like driving these roads. And I never knew where the hell we were when we were driving. Like, this man could have been like taking me to murder me. And I would have had no idea. And so now I think that he gets his rocks off. And he's like, yeah, how was that drive? Like, did your back hurt? Are you OK?

Oh my god. Not Will being passive aggressive. Not Will. I'm like, yeah, he's so passive aggressive. No. So tell everyone about that airdrop situation that you sent to Coffee Combo's group text because not OK. My god.

Hold on. Let me grab my phone because I have to read this. Wait, are you going to play this? I have to read this. Well, I mean, I can. But I have to read this verbatim because I don't want to be a liar. I do not want to lie.

We are not lying. Oh, I don't know if they'll even get it. Oh, maybe. I'm going to have to post it. I'll post it. But I sent this TikTok to the Coffee Combo's group chat over the weekend. And it was something about someone airdropping someone,

something crazy, and they didn't know who it came from. So we get this text from Lindsay back saying, that's like me getting airdropped a dick pick on a plane and looking around wondering who it was attached to. So I had put my phone down as soon as I sent the TikTok because it's a weekend. I'm not expecting anybody to respond to me. I come back to the chat and I'm like, what?

Ma'am never was told this. She says, wait, I didn't tell you all this story. I was mortified. I said, no. She said, my airdrop is always on. And I was sitting in the first seat when you get on the plane and people were still in the aisle. And I looked down where it previews you to accept the airdrop

and it was a dick pick. And I just don't understand how this stuff happens to you, Lindsay. I would die. Because you had to be looking around the plane as people were getting on to be like, who's dick was that? Oh, I straight up was. And I actually, this conversation

prompted me to tell someone else in my life. It's like very funny, this story. And he was like, nah, like, I would have got up. You already know who it is. He was like, nah, I would have got up in that seat. And I would have been like, who's dick's this? Who's dick is this? I need to know.

I need to know if I'm sitting beside the dick, if this dick is behind me, like, where is it? This is like the game guess who. But it's just like all you have is the dick to go off of. And I was like, OK, as these people are passing me, I'm just sitting mortified, like, looking at this. And I'm like, OK, first of all, who sends dick pics? That's first.

Who gave any man the idea that that was an attractive part of their body that I need to see? Yeah, I mean, it matters. But you passing me on a plane and sending me a random dick pic, that's not going to be like, ooh, let me get that. And it matters in the moment. It definitely does. I don't want to look at it.

I don't want to sit here and pull up a pic to just like, oh, look at that dick. Like, no, I don't want to do that. Like, when it's an appropriate time and place, I will see it first thing. So I asked. I asked him one the other day. I was like, have you ever sent a dick pic?

And he was like, I mean, just like a full on like dick pic. And I was like, a picture of your dick. Like, have you ever sent this? And he was like, I mean, a whole body shot. And I was like, OK, so you've sent a dick pic. That's a dick pic. And he's like, I wasn't like sitting there just like taking a picture of it.

And I'm just like, my god, like what goes through men's minds? And I'm like, like, do they just sit there and look at it and be like, huh, she might want to pick. I told them to do that. But then it leads me to another point of like, OK, you send it nude. And it's like, OK, well, I think the female body parts are far more impressive than like male body parts.

I'm just like, you're strong hanging down there. Like, it's not like I'm good. Like, are we sending pics with like a soft ween or a hard one? Because hard ones, I don't want a soft ween ever. Like, don't ever ever send that. Don't I just wonder what are the rules to sending them? So there's this one person. His name changes all the time on my Instagram.

He shows up in my DMs pretty regularly. One time his name was Elijah. And then one time his name was like something else. And he changes his name all the time. So like, you never know if he's going to show up as John. He might be Elijah. He might be like somebody else. And it's like a bamboozle because I

will be going through trying to like respond to people in my DMs because I try to be good about that. Typically do it like every Friday, clear out all of my DMs, whatever. It's like someone's spending their time to send me a DM. I'm going to try to respond to it. So I see this name and I like click on it. Well, I get bamboozled every time because it's the same guy

and he is doing a fashion show for me, OK? Oh, my. And it's like all these mirror selfies. And it's like he'll be in a different outfit and like he's sending all these photos. And the last one you click on, it's like a full on dick pic. And I'm like, OK, sir. Whoa.

That escalated quickly from a fashion show to a dick pic. Like, OK. And my thought process is like, OK, is he trying to show me that he's like versatile? Like, OK, I can wear a car hurt. Like, OK, I can wear Nike or Adidas and like I can dress up and now I'm in a suit. And I can look like nice in a baseball hat

and I can do like all these things. But here's my dick. No. Just why? Did you ask why? Did you respond? No, I've never responded to this person ever. This is like first time I've ever talked to a new fashion

show. They just keep sending it. Oh, my God. Oh, my God, no. And I'm just like, OK, what goes through men's minds that makes them think, OK, this picture right here is going to trap her. Like, this is going to trap her.

This is going to get her to come over. This is going to like entice her. No, like you literally are committing a crime when you're sending me this. Well, because I just feel like, OK, so say we're taking like lingerie pics for our men, OK? Yeah. That's all you're getting because I'm taking lingerie shots.

If I'm taking nudes, I'm taking nudes. Like, you're not going to go from like full outfits to like, here's my kitty cat. No, it's not going to happen. So why are we just like, like I swear men think their dicks fix everything. I'll be like, oh, I'm sick. Oh, I can give you something to make you feel better.

No, you can't. Unless it's Mike Will. No, you can't. I don't understand. I don't get it. Like, literally, unless you're doctor on demand. Like, you are not fixing it like with that. And last time I checked, if I have a stomach virus

and you come to me and you're like, well, let me get some. It's like, no, like, what are you trying to get? Like, throw up on your dick. It's something. You're going to get something. Like, what is happening? Why are men the way that they are? I don't know.

I don't know. I don't know. Oh, God. Well, happy, happy Thursday, you guys. Let us know all your dick pic stories. We really want to know how many other people have been victimized by. Your dick.

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and don't even know exactly what to say. So let's bear with me. If you guys follow me on Instagram, you've probably already seen it. If you do not follow me on Instagram, I'm going to regurgitate it on here and go into a little bit more detail. If you guys did not follow me

before Coffee Combo's podcast, I was previously on a show called Chrisley Knows Best on USA Network and decided to leave the show in 2017, started the podcast with Kale, and here we are. So now you guys are all up to date in that very brief description. But about a week ago, I had posted on my Instagram

and I'm just going to read it because I don't think I can say it like any better on here. It has been said that courage is the most important of all of the virtues because without courage, you can't practice any other virtue consistently. Tonight, I'm showing up and allowing myself to be seen. Reality TV, media storms, podcasts, family feuds, divorce, legal battles,

all things that I've navigated over the past few years. I have kept quiet for the most part and tried to allow the storms to pass. As I've tried to move forward in my life, I'm constantly hit with Google alerts, living in fear, anxious, and tired. Chrisley Knows Sex Tape. Chrisley Knows Best is family drama brewing.

Chrisley Sisters, Battle of the Bikinis. Chrisley Knows Estrangement. People seem to forget we are human too. Things aren't always as they seem and as they are reported. Last week, I will share screenshots and stories. The tape was being discussed yet again by a YouTuber that I have repeatedly asked

to stop reporting on it. There's facts that surround this one, there's facts that surround this that no one publicly knows and for anyone to continue to report on something without all of the information is reckless and a threat to my mental and emotional health. What people do not know is that I have had knowledge of this alleged tape since 2017.

Police reports were filed in 2017 and 19. I currently am sitting on an extensive amount of knowledge regarding this entire situation and plan to share more information in the coming months. What I'm going to share today is that the information that is publicly known is not factual. The involvement that I was and have been led to believe that my dad and brother had looks very different

than what is reported. Misleading information is very dangerous and this has been a huge lesson. I look forward to shedding more light on this situation in the coming months and in the meantime, I will be praying for the young woman who launched the scandal that has affected our entire life. What is done in the dark will eventually come to light.

So over the years since 2019, I have lived with this and it's something that has been very heavy in my life that impacted my marriage, impacted me as a mother, impacted me as a friend, impacted me as a daughter. And for things to continue to be reported when this was in 2019 and it's now 2022, I'm just like, can we let the dog rest?

Like I just, I don't really understand why it's always a topic of conversation. But it's weird because I don't know if maybe this person that reports on it regularly saw the news that Kim Kardashian stuff with her sex tape was being kind of regurgitated. Did you see that, Kristen? Oh, I did.

Yeah, and I was following it in their new show, yeah. And I was just like- Oh, did you watch it? Yeah, so I watched the new show and it's in there when she finds out it was like her kid was playing a game and he brought his iPad over to her and it was like something had popped up inside of this game talking about new like unseen footage

from her sex tape was coming out and she grabbed the iPad from him and immediately was like trying to deal with it with her attorneys and things like that. And that was 20 years later. 20 years in the initial release of that sex tape. So I don't think it gets any better anytime anything comes back up

that you've already tried to deal with and put to bed. Yeah, and I mean, I felt like it was kind of at rest because for a period of time it wasn't being talked about and I had kind of like moved on and whatever. And I just wanna say I have never gone out here and made any kind of sex tape, tried to sell any type of sex tape, anything like that. So for me to even be attached to something like this

in the first place is just absolutely insane. But I don't know if there was intention to maybe try to get traction just based off the fact that like this was Kardashian news and then like we're gonna run with the sex tape story. But I will say that I am not at liberty to discuss inside information that has been released to me. I cannot discuss that information right now

and I know that people get very frustrated and upset because they wanna know all of the details about everything. And I've kind of dealt with a little bit of this with my other podcast and people saying, oh, well, you keep saying things are coming, but like they're not coming. I think people don't understand that in this business there are things called contracts

and there are things that you can't discuss before something happens. Like you don't want to be, what is it? Like you don't want the wagon before the horse or whatever the saying is. Yeah, it's something like that. I'm not at liberty to discuss that right now. And my parents have a federal trial that is very soon.

And so for many reasons, even outside of that, I am not gonna discuss anything publicly until other things are at rest. And then I will feel comfortable to be able to discuss it in more detail. I just don't really understand reporting sometimes. And I think that this is like, a lot of times it's very reckless when reporters write

because they are taking bits and pieces of information from people who, one, either don't like you, who are jealous of you, who have ulterior motives, who are trying to get paid for something. And then they're just out here reporting stuff and not considering someone else's mental health and the impact they're having on them when they're doing this.

And when I have had personal contact with this person saying, like, stop reporting on me, like stop reporting on this because there's information that you don't know. And you continue to report for whatever agenda that you're trying to press, I just don't get it. I feel like it's probably to stay relevant, like coming from this side of it, you're trying to throw some like, buzzy topics out there.

So it could have been playing off the Kardashian stuff. I think that that person probably likes to tout some type of personal connection that there may have once been, but there's not now. And obviously with your parents' trial coming up, they're gonna be appearing in a lot of Google searches. So it's like SEO, basically. And I think it's disgusting looking at the way

that things are reported on for you, for Kale, for just celebrities in general, when it's like, say something's being said about Amazon, right? That's a business, that's completely different. You wanna report stuff on them, there are no feelings involved. It's a business, it's not a person. The media does such a bad job at humanizing people.

It literally treats every single individual person, almost like it's a corporation. And therefore everybody else gets so desensitized to the fact that the rest, you guys are people and you have feelings. And there are situations that you go through in your life that people can comment on, that they think that they can comment on, that they shouldn't,

that they would never even discuss in public with their small community, let alone with hundreds of millions of people across everywhere. That's what I don't really understand. I'm like, when I understand that reporting is people's jobs, and that's how they make their living. But for me, I'm like, you're making your living

based off of other people's downfall or at other people's expense. Like you are literally monetizing off of that and providing nothing happy. It's like, let me wait until this person falls so that I can report on this and make a quick buck. I just don't, I don't understand that. I had all of this stuff going on while I was on vacation.

Google alerts were hitting every single night. I only checked my email one time a day, so I would take a shower at night when I got in the bed. Everybody else was asleep. That's when I would like check emails and stuff like that. And there was an article that was written Chrisley's sister's Battle of the Bikinis. And my statement on that is there is no competition

when you want everyone to win. As women, we should take note. Collaboration and cooperation will beat competition every time. I wish more women realized that helping another woman win, sharing her own, praying for her and sharing resources with her does not take away from the blessings coming to you. In fact, the more you give, the more you receive. And I just don't understand like why they always

have to try to make a connection that there is like this competition or you know, like we're trying to one up each other or something like that. It's like, I'm in a bikini, she's in a bikini, big fucking whoop-de-doo. Like, oh, sorry, you guys were by bodies of water. Yeah, I mean, I don't really know what to say to that.

And I'm like, we have totally different body types, have different mothers. It's just very strange to me. And it's a way to try to breed this competition, resentment, whatever. And there's no hostility. Like within the Chrisley family, there's no, we're not trying to get at each other's throat.

So I'm just like, let the media rest, stop. Yeah, I feel like they're just perpetuating this like infighting. And it's without knowing anything that's going on between any of you guys. And it's just like, again, Kale has always told me people resonate with pain more than they resonate with like success and things like that. And I swear there's this like unhealthy obsession

with comparison. I mean, that's what social media is. Everybody's out here comparing themselves to each other and trying to do better than the next person. And I just, it's really sad. It's exhausting. It's like, can't we just all be happy with what we have, not have negative stuff going on,

be proud of the successes that we all have, be proud of our friends for their successes. It's not hard. It's really not. Well, when I consume on social media, I am not the type of watcher that is watching people for their downfall. I'm not watching people to make fun of them.

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putting out, they're getting back. I couldn't even mourn. And it's just so sad. It is. It's really, really sad. It's very toxic. And definitely should be talked about more because social media in general is just

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or listen to guided meditation podcasts. Wait, so you said that you had some questions for Kale and I in DMs. Unfortunately, Kale's not on this episode this week, but she will be returning next week. I can answer the ones that I can answer. Okay, perfect. So we've got it.

Okay, let's talk about what you just said, and then there's another one that pertains to something you said before that. So, great, how do you feel about manifesting? So how do you feel about manifesting thoughts on psychics and the paranormal? Well, definitely think that this is more of a Kale question for sure.

However, I think I'm a big energy matcher and I match what people give me. So, and I actually had this conversation with a couple of people in my life recently that what you put out, you get back. And so I think that it's very easy when things are hard in your life and you're going through negative times,

that it's very easy to project that negativity onto other things. I have just learned that, I don't know if it's because I manifested negativity that it just came back and hit me full force, but I just don't do that anymore. There's no place for negativity in my life and I genuinely am just so happy

and I don't know if that has a lot to do with therapy or just learning and life experience, I guess. But I do believe in manifesting, I do believe that you can manifest things into existence. And in fact, there are some things that I've manifested most recently that I'm just like freaking myself out at this point. So here we are.

Can you also elaborate on, when you say that there's no place for negativity in your life, can you explain that you can hold that belief but also still have a bad day? Yes, so I think that it's okay to sit in your feelings and have a bad day because we all have bad days and that happens, waking up and saying

that you're gonna have a good day every single day, you're actually setting yourself up for failure because that's just not reality. There are some days that I wake up and shit starts popping off before I even open my eyes and I'm like, okay, this is gonna be really, really shitty. Typically on those days, I just try to remain quiet because I don't want to give any more negative energy

into a situation that's already been placed upon me but allowing myself to sit in my feelings, know that it's okay to have a bad day, wake up, hopefully it's a better day the next day, sometimes it's a bad day again. And I'm just like, you know what, fuck this shit. And this too, in the most positive way, fuck this shit. This too shall pass.

I'm just waiting for it to pass. I think that a lot of people think that bad days are gonna last forever and it's like, it's very, I can just relate this to the divorce. It's very easy to think that bad days are gonna last forever because it's like, you're in such a negative headspace, like why did this happen to me?

Is this the right thing that I should be doing? Okay, now we're arguing between attorneys and now I'm spending a lot of money and I don't agree with anything that you're saying and it's like a lot of negativity. I will say that when you're in situations like that, I think it's really hard to not look at everything negative but you have to be very intentional about allowing

that situation to be negative but not allowing it to affect every other aspect of your life. And I had to learn that because there are certain times that I'm like, okay, I'm allowing that to spill over into this situation and this situation and this situation and trying to compartmentalize that's something that I've struggled with for a really long time but I will not say that I'm a master at it

but I've gotten a lot better. Yeah, no, I think that there's this common misconception that like being positive equals perfection and that's not what it is. It's like just trying to not exactly what you said, trying not to let one negative situation spill into the rest of your other situations. So I really like that.

Love that for us. Your next question. Yeah, your next question is, are you still friends with Katie Joy despite the lawsuit? So a couple things on this. I have already said this and I will repeat this. A friend would not have me blocked from seeing things that they have been and are reporting on me.

Put me in a compromising position or allude to anything without speaking to me. And by alluding, allude that I'm in danger or in harm's way. I am not a source of information. There is no contact. This reporting has truly caused me to be alarmed and afraid. I think that people very much underestimate

when they're doing these things. They don't look that there is power in numbers and looking at my family as a whole and just like a collective following. There's a lot of people that follow and support. And when you are putting out information about me being a potential government witness for a case that is ongoing

and is awaiting trial next month, to me that's dangerous because you're putting out information that is not even information that I know to be true or false. Like I've never one time been contacted by the federal government or any federal agent asking me to be a witness for the government or informing me that I was a witness in this case.

My image is being used on social media at this point attaching it to court documents, referencing me. And there was a whole witness list that was posted and my name was on that list. And this was posted like on Instagram, possibly a YouTube channel, I'm not sure. It was my understanding that this list was not a no contact

because there is not a no contact order. It's my understanding that there is to be no contact regarding this federal case, which there has not been. So I'm just very confused by all of this if this person is trying to protect me. Maybe do that and stop talking because what you're doing is putting out information that could potentially harm me.

Yeah, it just like don't report on stuff that you don't know our fact. And if you're calling yourself a friend, maybe don't report on that person, period. And I'm like, where the fuck's the FBI? Because like the legitimate FBI, I'm not talking about us. I'm talking about like the legitimate FBI. I'm like, where the fuck are they?

Because are they not listening to like what's going on? And why has there not been some type of gag order, some type of restraining order, whatever for the people who are discussing this case that are putting out information that is hearsay, potentially made up information, information that they're reading and absorbing this information

and then commentating on this information. You shouldn't be commentating on information if you are not law enforcement, federal agent, FBI or an attorney. Like there's no way that you can read documents in a way that would be legitimate to know exactly what's going on. And so for me now, I'm like, okay, this is just scary.

Like why is this going on? I have no fucking idea. If anybody knows, please, please enlighten me because I would love to know. Don't you just love learning new shit about yourself every day? I learn new shit about myself every single day. And it's like shit that I'm like, oh wow, like that's

interesting, that's an interesting flex because I had no fucking idea about that. That's a shame. That's a shame. That's not friend behavior. I hope that situation works itself out and clears it from your life because it's not fun. Me too.

I'm like, this is like clouding my life and I just need it to go away, frankly. So anyway. I mean, if you're getting interviewed by the FBI, you can't be the FBI at the same time. So we need to go back to that. Yeah, I prefer to be the FBI investigating things that I fucking care about and this is not

something that I care about. No. Moving on. Yes, moving on. So we have, has your divorce changed the dynamics within your own family? Has my divorce changed the dynamics within my own family? Yeah, definitely.

I would say when you go through a divorce, I feel like you are now afforded the luxury to be able to have relationships the way that you want them without having anybody else there placing their beliefs onto you or their opinions onto you. And so, but I think that that's just even outside of my family with like my friendships with the way that I just live my life in general,

I'm allowed to live my life for myself. And the only thing that I have to think about is how it impacts Jackson. I don't have to think about how it impacts a partner in any way. And so I will say that that's been one of the nicest parts of going through divorce that I, not to say that I couldn't make my own decisions before,

it's just I don't have to be mindful of anyone, but myself and Jackson when making the decisions that I make. And so that has been a huge burden lifted off of me because as you all know, that listened to us regularly, my family wasn't the biggest fan of Will and Will's family wasn't the biggest fan of me. So I think that when you remove that negativity from the entire situation,

it literally removes it from the entire situation. No, I would agree. I would definitely agree. People are asking, how did you start setting boundaries for yourself and how did you apply them with family and friends? You and I have boundary conversations all the time. Mm-hmm, we do.

I feel like this is one of my strong suits, honestly. My boundary setting is pretty great to be honest and that came through therapy that there's no other explanation for that. I realized that when I had no boundaries, my life felt very chaotic and like I had zero control and I felt tired all the time. I felt like I never had a moment for myself,

which I probably did, but the moment for myself felt very chaotic. Like I had no space to think outside of that chaos. And so I won't say that I was like spiraling because that would be the wrong word to use because it wasn't a spiral. It was more of like I need to gain control of my life. And until I started setting boundaries,

I felt like I had no control and Kristin can attest to this, that if it's not on my calendar or you think you're gonna like do a switcheroo on me or like switch up, probably not happening. And if it does happen, you're probably getting cussed out. No, you're definitely getting cussed out. Yeah, yeah, like you,

when you weren't on the episode a couple of weeks ago, Kayla and I were talking about how you don't allow for fuck ups. Like you just don't when it comes to your calendar and your time, you are very, very protective of your time and intentional with your time. And we were talking about that and I was like, yeah, like if it's not on Lindsay's calendar,

it's not happening. And if it pops up, she's, it's still not happening. It just, it's not happening at all. Like you need like 72 business hours notice and you're probably still getting cussed out. Literally. And you know, people might view that as hard to work with, complicated, whatever.

Like frankly, I don't give a shit how someone views that. It's my boundaries and I'm allowed to have those. And I had those, like I, when I set those boundaries, I also feel like I give that back to someone else. You know what I mean? Like I'm not having an expectation for someone else that I don't have for myself, if that makes sense. Right, right.

You're not like, okay, I'm done working at five, but I'm gonna text you at seven PM about work and expect you to do it right now. It's probably not important. Like if it wasn't important to me between the working hours of like nine AM and five PM, it's probably not important for you at seven o'clock. And so setting those boundaries definitely

has changed my life. And this morning, for example, like if I didn't have set boundaries and schedule, like I would never be able to go to the gym. I wouldn't be able to have my quiet time with Jackson in the morning and be able to have personal time before I have to tend to work obligations

and life obligations. You have to be able to make time for yourself. And I think that I failed doing that for so long in my life that now that I have it, I wanna preserve it at all costs. Like I will not allow for, like you said, a fuck up. Like a fuck up on your part and an emergency on your part doesn't constitute as one online.

So I'm just confused why anyone thinks that their emergency becomes my emergency. And I don't say that to be rude. I'm just like, that's your 911, not mine. No, I like that. I get that because a lot of things can just, it just piles up. It takes away from what you actually have to get done.

So I get that. Clouds my judgment and I'm just like fuck. Yeah. Like no, I can't function in this. I get it. I can't. I can't a lot. Okay. Advice for someone who is scared to have a baby

but really wants one. Oh my gosh. I just had this conversation with my girlfriend over the weekends. I think that there's a lot of things that play into this, right? Because, and I know that you've been there because you've toyed with the idea and whatever.

I think if you wait for the perfect timing, you will never do it. Like there's no perfect timing. It's just like, and I don't want to say, oh, I'm advocating for people just going out here on a whim and just being like, get knocked up. No, that is not what I'm advocating for. What I'm saying is if you are in a healthy, happy situation

that you can see going the distance and you collectively want to have a baby together and that is a priority for you, there is no perfect timing. Do it when you feel ready and led to do it. I think if you try to plan too many things out, that's where you really mess up. Like I say that coming off of a statement

of my whole life is planned on my schedule. But when it comes to having children, I think that that's not a super planned thing. I laugh all the time because I'm like, I know people who literally try to have kids so that they'll have them a certain month of the year. And that way they can have like summer birthday or whatever. And I'm like, okay, that is far too in that regard.

I am not a planner. Yeah. I just want a healthy, happy pregnancy and baby. And I didn't care if it was a boy or girl. Like I really wanted a boy, but like I didn't care either way if it was healthy and happy. And we tried for, I got pregnant on my third cycle.

And there was no true forethought in that other than just like, we're married, we've graduated college, we've done what we feel is the right thing to do. I'm ready to have a baby. Let's have sex and hope this happens. Right. Right.

So my advice would be to make sure that you're in a stable, healthy, happy relationship and always, always, always have the conversation. Like make sure that you're not the only person that wants this baby because I definitely dealt with a little bit of that with having a second with Will. I feel like we were never on the same page.

So it's like when I wanted a baby, I felt like he didn't want one. And when he wanted a baby, I felt like I didn't want one. Or like the timing was wrong. And so I do feel like it was the universe telling us, like don't do this because this isn't a stable situation and you don't need to be having a baby to fix a relationship. And I very much felt like my intentions

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You're like, I'm obsessed with focus, it's so great. Focus goes on my phone at 8.50 at night, if you try to text me, I actually have one person in my life, it's like ring, ring, bitch, like I'm gonna call you three times to bypass focus, I'm going to alert anyway, you know like how you'll send a text message to someone whenever it's on focus,

and it's like sent or delivered silently or whatever, and like you have the option to like alert them. Oh yeah, it's like, yes. No, like the people who do that to me, it's like, okay, no, you literally don't give a fuck about my boundaries, like that's what you're telling me when you were alerting me, you're like,

and it's literally not even an emergency. It's like, we're going to Italian tonight, and you need to know and you need to get your phone off focus. And I'm like, bro. Don't you love that like what people, like people have different versions of what an emergency actually is, and I think it's so funny.

Yeah. Like if you actually ask someone like, hey, what do you think an emergency is? Actually, that's a good question to ask everyone. Yeah, like you better be dying. Yeah, what do you deem as an emergency? Are you at the ER? Did someone pass away?

Did you slip and fall and you're using me as your life alert? You phoning a friend like you're on, who wants to be a millionaire, because you have a question and you think that you're going to bypass my focus three times. No, you're getting cussed out. Like you are getting cussed out

because your emergency is not my emergency. But my personal time looks like self-care, whatever. I put my phone in focus mode. My time is my personal time. Like my self-care is my personal time. I put that shit in focus mode at 850 PM. I might be on my phone, but like you don't know it.

And you don't need to know it. And then it doesn't... That's my TikTok time. Like that's when I'm finding out about all the mergers on TikTok. Yep. And then it doesn't come off until 10 AM, because by that time I have gone to the gym,

taken a shower, washed my cat, like done all that. And now I'm ready for the day. And so I consider that self-care. And then I'd love to be able to go and get my nails done when it's not for like something. So if it's just like on a whim, like I can just like go and get them done. I love to get a pedicure so much.

And I'm actually gonna go and get a massage this week. So I'm super excited about that. Haven't had one in a long time and I'm feeling quite the stress in my shoulders. So I'm gonna do that for some self-care. And sometimes just like listening to music in my house, being in my own space, not being aggravated by anyone is self-care to me.

Yeah. I mean, so honestly, I swear self-care is different for everybody because everybody needs something different to make them feel good. Yeah. And like a nice, a nice vacation from the vacation with all of the kids that were with me on spring break. I'm like, that's my next self-care thing.

I'm gonna go on an adult vacation. So... Oh, that'll be nice. Where are you gonna go? I mean, we don't know the answers to those questions yet. We just know that that is happening. It's happening. Yes, yes.

We were asked for you, what are your favorite summer vacation destinations in the US and do you prefer traveling in the US or outside of the US? Actually, I prefer traveling to Mexico exclusively. Oh, okay. Love and all inclusive. If it's super nice.

I am the type of person that really loves like nice accommodations and like pretty things. So probably if it's like aesthetically pleasing, I will like forgo better food for like a more aesthetically pleasing location. The frozen mojitos in Mexico just hit different. And I feel like it's nice that you literally only have Wi-Fi

and I don't have an international plan. So it's like, if I'm not in Wi-Fi, bro, like you don't need to get a hold of me and like I'm probably turning my Wi-Fi off, okay? Like you don't need, you don't need to know. Next thing we know, we're calling the FBI because Lindsay went missing in Mexico, but really she just put her phone in focus.

Absolutely. So I prefer going to Mexico and I prefer warm destinations year round. So like if I'm going to travel, the likelihood of me going somewhere cold is pretty much 0%. I don't like cold climates. I thrive in a warmer climate.

Love Florida on the Gulf. When I was married, we would regularly vacation on the Atlantic and nice places, but just prefer clearer water. And yeah, I'm gonna say Florida and Mexico or like my top two places. Okay, okay. But another question,

what do you do when Jackson is with Will? Well, I give it about an hour from the time that he gets with Will until I start getting blown up about how they're fighting and how he needs something or I need to do something. That's pretty regular for me. I will be at dinner and then Jackson's FaceTiming.

Who are you with? What are you doing? And I'm like, okay, is Will putting him up to this? Like I'm literally with Caroline at Marlowe's Tavern. It's like... Could you imagine Will's like, hey, Jackson, you're gonna spy on your mom for me? Yeah, like, hey, we're gonna play this game.

It's called I spy. Is she with a man? It's like, no, I'm actually with Caroline. Like chances are if I don't have Jackson, Caroline's at my house, we are having a pizza night, listening to music, possibly watching a show, going to dinner. I like to go on walks with girlfriends

whenever Jackson's not here. I try to spend that time with other people that I care about that I wouldn't be spending that time with him if I had him, if that makes sense. Yeah, so it kind of, does it almost help you allocate time better? Yeah, it does. When you're splitting your time,

because other than having him 24 seven, then I feel like you literally, it's who you talk to, you talk to, who you don't, you don't. I would imagine. Yeah, that's exactly right. And you know, it took me a little while to like figure out really like what I'm supposed to be doing when I don't have Jackson,

just because not only was I married, but I stayed at home with him. So I was really never without him. And so trying to navigate to try to figure out like what I'm supposed to do. I do try to make my work weeks heavier on the weeks that I don't have him versus the weeks that I do.

That doesn't always work out that way. But pretty much I like to be done with my work obligations for the most part, unless it's like a Zoom or something like that by the time he gets out of school. And so I do feel like my time with him is far more intentional now than it ever was before because it's limited. Yeah, it's kind of like, you know, you want to make the most of it,

you know, you want to make it count. And I feel like you get lost probably just like anything, you get lost in the day to day. Yes. When things aren't limited. Yes, and actually on that question, I had seen something on Instagram the other day and I was like, you know what?

I need to read this on the podcast because, you know, Kale probably would be like, yeah, yeah, yeah. But in my opinion, this is so true because I get the dating question asked all the time. And this thing on Instagram says dance with God until he lets someone cut in. And so I really try to focus on really like improving

myself and things that like I need to personally work on before allowing someone else. And if I'm going to allow someone else in, I want to feel like I am a whole person before really opening the door to doing that. I know that people get so interested in the dating thing and like, who is she dating? What is she doing?

Whatever, it's like, okay, well, I promise that I'll tell you guys when you need to know. Yeah, no, we actually got a question that I liked and it said, what would you look for in a future partner and how is it different than what you were looking for when you found will or is it the same? It's actually very different. And that's an interesting question and I actually love it.

So I talked a little bit, actually it talked a lot of it about dating. I did a whole segment on that on this other T last week. So if you guys didn't catch it, you can go over there and listen to that. But I don't think that we covered this. At 19 years old, I think what you're looking for looks very different than what you're looking for

at 32. And so certain things that my life looked totally different because I was just a college student. Will was playing baseball. I was in a sorority. And I think that you're not really thinking much beyond that when you're 19, but then you fall in love with someone and you're like, oh, we should really get married.

And I don't think that I really realized what marriage was before I did it. It's like, okay, well, now I have all these other requirements as a woman. I'm no longer a teenager. And I wanna travel and I wanna excel in my career. And I want to do all these things in my life that doesn't match with what he wants to do.

And so now being divorced at 32, I'm like, okay, I need a man who, and it's weird because you would think that it would be the same at 19. Like if you're attracted to an assertive personality, but I think that because Will is a very passive and passive aggressive person, I think because I had that for so long,

I'm like, okay, I need someone to just be assertive. I need to know where that person stands. I need that person to be able to advocate for their family openly and freely. And it kind of relieves some of the burden off of me because I had to do it for so long and advocate for myself that I'm looking for someone to be able to take on that role.

So I don't have to do it alone anymore. And that's definitely something someone who can lead my family biblically. And at the time that Will and I got married, I was looking for someone to have a baby with. And I desperately wanted to have a family. And now at 32, if I found someone that had kids and I have one, it's like we're already meshing that.

And I was chatting with someone over the weekend about how, in their opinion, they know a lot of divorced people and reestablishing a family unit once you find someone else, the best way that that family unit works, if you're both bringing children into the marriage is to not have a child together because that allows you to be able to tend to yours

and him to tend to his. And then if you guys can tend to them together, then that's great. But once you have a child together, then that dynamic kind of goes away. So just trying to figure out what ideally that would look like if I was gonna be with someone that had kids, does that completely do away with me having another child? I don't know what that looks like.

And I think until you fall in love with someone and you really establish what that person's looking for, what you're looking for and what you're looking for together, you can't really answer those questions because it's premature answering, right? Yeah. Well, and I would say too, just coming from being married, you obviously would get out of that marriage

and you would realize the things that you don't want. You would come away from that, it is a learning experience. You come away with things that you know that you don't want or that you know that you need going into the next one. So it definitely doesn't surprise me when you're saying it's very different, not just because of the age, but just because you have gone through your marriage

and you're like, okay, these are the things that definitely didn't work for me and did not like fill my cup. Well, and there's so many great things that I did have within my marriage. Like it all wasn't bad, you know? So there are some things that I'm like, okay, I'm also looking for that in another partner.

I'm just not looking for that, you know? And so, yeah. Yeah. I think that it's hard to say exactly what the future looks like without being in a situation to be able to predict the future, right? Like, I don't know what life is gonna bring me. Like, is it gonna bring me a man that has new kids

and desperately wants a child? Is it going to bring me a man that is fulfilled that already has children and just wants a life partner and wants someone to travel with and have fun with and whatever, like because we already have kids? I don't know, you know? And so I think that my mindset is I wanna keep an open mind because I have a child and, you know,

like I'm bringing that into a next situation and I'm coming from a broken marriage. And so I don't wanna limit someone and be like, oh, well, you know, like, I don't wanna take on your kids or like, I don't wanna take you on because you haven't ever had kids and you want them. And like, I'm not for you because I'm so undecided on if I want more or if I don't.

I think it depends on the situation. Like if I was in a loving situation and that person desperately wanted another child or a first child, then I would be okay with that. So I think it just depends. Yeah, only time will tell. Agreed. Wait, before we go, we have a couple of other things

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Because this person is thinking of getting one, but is scared. Why? So you just have to answer and then we can move on. Okay, the quick answer is no, your butthole does not hurt. Your literal lips feel like they've been ripped off, okay? The butthole is actually the least painful part of it all, surprisingly.

I would agree. I'm like, you can do as many strips on my butthole as you want to. It does not even hurt at all. Like what hurts is when they literally wax the inner part of your lips and you're like, okay, I just died and came back to life really quick. But it's so quick and it's so easy that it's just like,

okay, whatever, like I don't care, just like rip my lips off, they'll be fine tomorrow, like whatever. Yeah, it's worth it. It's worth it. It's kind of like hard sex, you know? It's like, okay, yeah, go ahead, go hard. Like I'll be sore tomorrow, but like whatever.

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Like she's really not okay. Oh my God, no, no, okay, no. Okay, so it says that she was arrested after a man called police saying his girlfriend ripped off and stole his penis during an argument. The man went on to say that they had had an argument about him flirting with a waitress during dinner at a local restaurant.

This is an accusation that he completely denied. Of course he did. Kelly's response was to glue her hand to his penis using gorilla glue so that she would, in her own words, always know what you're doing with your dick. As you can imagine, the argument escalated when she brought out the glue. It was during the ensuing that Kelly yanked off his manhood

and took out the front door. Knowing it wouldn't be wise to chase after her with his wound gushing blood, Brad called the police and asked for paramedics to rush over. Oh my God. I don't even know what to say about this outside of, what exactly did that look like when his dick was off? And like.

When I post this article, I need everybody to read the caption that's underneath of the picture of the doctor because it says, I feel for Brad, we will work diligently to find him the right prosthetic penis for him. I have so many questions. I'm like, can he still ejaculate?

You would think it would take more than that. It would take, my thing is like, you would think it would take way more than gorilla glue to rip an organ off. Like how much did she use? And like. What else can you rip off of gorilla glue? What size was this?

Like she was running around like, no one can see this but Kristen right now, but I'm like, you know, like running around with just like a dick strapped to her hand. I'm like, wait, and did they take it off? A bloody, it had to be bloody. Did they take it off? And what did they do with it?

Okay, so this continues. And it says, several days past before authorities caught up with Kelly, she was sleeping in her car at an abandoned parking lot on the edge of the city. While being placed in the custody, officers noted that the penis in question was still glued to her hand all these days later.

Seeing that the penis was a lost cause, they left it in her hand for examination back at the station. Kelly could not exercise her right to remain silent and or remain calm. She was subsequently placed in a straight jacket after several hours of incoherent ramblings and flailing around.

Okay, so when she was flailing around was the dick just like, like sloshing in? I need to know, I like want to see a picture but also don't. I'm not okay about this. This says Brad had already been sewn up and was recovering at the hospital when he got the news that Kelly had been arrested.

He said, I'm glad she was caught, I'm sad I lost my wiener. Doctors say that I will experience a sensation known as phantom penis where it will feel like it's still there. The only bright side out of this whole mess is that I will be able to choose any prosthetic penis I want, said a hopeful Brad.

Okay, so that right there tells me that it wasn't big because he's excited about being able to choose his prosthetic penis. I'm like, no man, no man that literally lost their wiener is gonna be like, yeah, like I'm just so excited about this prosthetic unless it was a tiny. Wait, it had to be.

Right? Like if you were, if you were blessed, you are not finding a bright spot in this story. Like you were literally devastated, you were being, you were pissed, you were being checked in somewhere, like you are not well. Oh my God, this says Kelly is being held

on aggravated assault and battery charges and will face a judge in the ensuing months at the Ventura County Courthouse. She faces up to 15 years in jail if convicted on all charges. Like, ma'am, was it really, like you're not gonna have anything to do with his wiener anyway at this point.

So it's like, you having it? Like he's getting a new one and someone else is getting it. This is like weird flex, but okay. Yeah, weird flex, but okay. Can you imagine like him now pulling his pants down and explaining that to like his new lady, like, hey, this is not a real one

because my ex ripped my dick off. Like actually, like I have definitely said that to Cory. Like I'm gonna rip it off in a second. And like never meant it, this woman took it a little too far. How much worse would it take to rip one off? I just would assume I would have thought way more. I didn't think you could rip it off. I assumed it would have to be cut off.

I'm not, I'm not. Listen, any man that wants to mess it, I'm like, no, just take that thing somewhere else. Wow, wow. Nope, we're good. We're good. Moving on from the gorilla glued dick, I found this article on pop buzz this morning

about Kim Kardashian. And I thought it was very interesting. And I was not surprised by it actually, but also- Oh no, I'm not shocked by this either. Okay, so it says Kim Kardashian says she will wear diapers and not go to the bathroom in the name of fashion. I don't care how uncomfortable,

I don't care for how long, even if I have to wear a diaper and not go to the bathroom, I do not care what I have to do. Kim Kardashian has no limits on how far she would go, even if it means rocking adult diapers. Remember when she turned up at the 2019 Met Gala and Acosta made corset dress that required her to take the special corset breathing lessons

and left painful indentations on her back and stomach. More recently, Kim has grown fond of wearing head to toe, Balenciaga, what kind of outfits is that? Lycra? Yeah, Lycra outfits. Lycra outfits or duct tape that doesn't seem comfortable or practical. Fans have often wondered how she could possibly use

the bathroom or even breathe. And the secret is her combination of determination and adult diapers if need be. You would be pleased to know that Kim confirmed that she hasn't had to resort to using the diapers yet. However, she actually purchased them while preparing to sit in her baby bar exam which she passed in December of 2001 after four attempts.

So I have a lot to say about this. So I don't really know that I could, as an adult, knowingly shit or just tell myself. No, all the way out. Like, okay, I would probably pee during a baby bar and a diaper if I had to. That's really important shit. But there is no outfit in the world

that I'm putting a diaper on to willingly do that just because of an outfit. No, I'm not wearing that outfit. That's what's happening. That's me. I'm like, no, I'm gonna have to come up with a different idea because, no. This is not it.

This is exactly why I do not wear body suits. Because, no. Like, if you're gonna make it inconvenient for me to go to the bathroom, then the outfit is inconvenient at that point and I'm not wearing it. There's nothing more vulnerable than being in a public restroom

that is not just like one bathroom. It's like everyone's coming in completely naked because you're in like a one piece. No, like, that's not happening. And I'm not even wearing an adult diaper going to the bar exam. Like, that's not happening. You're like, you will give me a pee break, okay?

Yeah, like, yes. I am not pissing on myself to sit and take this test. So then I have to sit in my piss. True. No. Like, that's not, that's not happening. And I need to know how many other people who are listening to this feel like there is ever

anything that you would need to wear or any situation that you feel would justify you putting on an adult diaper and willingly pissing and shitting on yourself. Yeah, I agree. I wanna know. And if it's an outfit, please send it also along with your message because we're gonna rate it

and see if we would agree that it's worth it. Okay, so moving on, Kayl and I plan to cover the new show on Netflix. I don't know if you guys have seen the official trailer for it yet. We plan to cover it on May 19th episode. Is that the actual date of the episode, Kristen, or is that the week?

That is the date. Okay, so this show is going to be off the chain. Growing up. Oh, wait. I film. Should I play it? You can. Okay, I'm gonna play the trailer for you guys

so you don't have to go and look for it. Growing up, I felt different. I was 35 and I take a DNA test. When I opened up Ancestry, I had over 3,000 heads. All of these random names were popping up and it said close family. We all matched the name Klein. Dr. Klein was the best infertility doctor in Annapolis.

Right then, I knew Klein was our biological father. So that's when strange things started happening. I think it was some sick experiment for him. Most of us have blonde hair, blue eyes. It was almost like this perfect Aryan clan. It's disgusting. How the fuck did no one know? For decades.

I had to tell my husband, but just now finding out that Julie is not yours. I reached out to every New Zollett big and small. There's was a person of a position of power. He's known in our community as a philanthropist. He's an elder of the church. And the attorney general's office. I don't deny that it was a sexual violation,

but legally, there's just no crime that touches this particular act. The majority of us live in a 25 mile radius of each other. I walk around and I can be related to anyone. I dread every new match that comes, but they just keep coming. You're crying. Please don't let me be somebody I know.

Please don't let me be somebody I dated. He wants me to keep quiet, but I will never back down. I will fight to expose all of your secrets. He's hiding something, more sinister. Okay, so the show is called Our Father, and I kind of covered something a little similar on the Southern Tee a couple of months ago. It was a show on TLC, and I'm so interested

in stuff like this, and I hope that you guys are interested too, because we are definitely gonna be chatting more about it. Kristen, are you excited to watch? I'm really excited. Everyone's been asking as soon as the trailer came out, like they were like sending it to the coffee convo, and you guys have to cover this,

and I think it's gonna be really good. It sounds really good. So I hope it's like, you know those situations where the trailer is better than the actual show? I'm hoping it's not like that. Yes. I'm hoping it's just good. The show premieres May 11th for those of you

who are putting things on your calendar like me. Make sure you notate it on your calendar so that we can chat about it for May 19th episode, and we are going to do foul play. Kristen, I'm gonna let you read. Okay. All right, so we got this to our email today. It says, hello, ladies.

I have a foul play story from many years ago. I was 19, my current boyfriend at the time was 20. We went out for my brother's birthday, and my boyfriend got hammered. He even cried on the way home. At the time, I shared a room with my sister, so we decided to sleep in the living room. He was asleep maybe an hour

before he started violently throwing up what happened to be rice. What? Wait, what? Evidently, he was throwing up violently, and it was rice that he was throwing up. Interesting. It was absolutely disgusting.

I don't know. That's a new one. It was absolutely disgusting. Cleaned him up and went back to sleep. I'm in a deep sleep, and all of a sudden, I feel something really warm on my lower back, and I was sleeping on my side. It took me a few minutes to realize it wasn't in my dream.

I woke up, and this motherfucker was on his knees, peeing on me. He was in such a deep, intoxicated sleep. I pushed him over legit, and he continued to pee on my mother's flooring couch. I again had to clean myself and him. By this time, we had run out of blankets, so I covered his ass with a beach towel.

He woke up ass naked with no idea of anything that happened next to my brother's friend as we all played a prank on him the next morning. We dated for five years, and when I used to say I'm pissed off, he would say better than being pissed on. Love you ladies, thanks for all the laughs. Okay.

Oh my God. First of all, I can deal with someone being drunk. Okay. But also, I can deal with someone being drunk if they can just like be quiet and go to bed. Like I'm not trying to deal with you being dumb, throwing up rice, pissing and shitting all over the place. Like I'm not dealing with that.

Like that's absolutely not a thing. And I'm just like not with this. First of all, he would be broke up with. Like if I woke up and he was pissing on me at my mother's house, I'd be like for that reason alone, you've got to go. I'm out.

Yeah. Like where I'm out, whichever one he could stay, where the pissy stuff is, that's fine. But they dated for five years. Damn. Like no. Like we're not gonna date five minutes after that. No.

I'm good. Oh man. We were sent a second short one. And then, oh God. Okay. I was on an airplane when I felt my stomach twist and turn and I knew I had to get to the bathroom now. So I immediately stood up to head to the back of the plane.

Upon standing up, I immediately shit my pants. Uh-uh. And I'm not talking just a little bit. I ran to the bathroom and tried to clean up the best I could. All of my extra clothes were in my check bag. I was mortified. People kept commenting about something smelling awful,

the entire rest of the flight. No. My family then asked me about it since the people were still talking about it when we were getting our bags. I never told my family it was me and I changed my pants before we got into the car. No.

I would die. No. I would die. I would think I would sit in the bathroom for the rest of the flight. How did you shit yourself? Like how did it get to that point that you needed to shit your pants?

Like did you not have- Oh my God. Where you guys taking off and like you just like couldn't get to the bathroom. What came on you so hard? Like was this the flu? Like, I need- Now I'm gonna have a complex.

I'm getting on a plane in a week and I'm now going to have a complex that if I stand up on the plane, that I'm gonna shit myself. No. Oh, that poor girl. Can you just imagine like and how tiny the bathrooms are on planes

you've shit yourself and you're trying to clean yourself up? Like no. No. I need to know why. Ma'am, if you're listening to this, like can you please write in and tell us like why you shit yourself?

Like I feel like you might not know and that's okay, but if you do have an explanation, please let me know. Please tell us. Because was it the snacks that like didn't sit well with you? Were you violently ill when you got on the plane?

Like what happened? And how did your family not know that it was you when you're like probably snail trailing like all the way to the airport with like shitty pants? Like did they not like continue to smell it and be like it's on us? Like haven't you ever like stepped in dog shit and you're like walking around

and you're like where is this smell coming from? Like it's following me everywhere. Like how was it not that situation? Right? I don't know. Oh man. We aren't well. Oh.

We are not okay. Side note, carry Pepto at all times on planes. All times. For those reasons, I am out. So if you guys have not followed us on at coffee combos podcast on Instagram, make sure you follow us over there. And if you have not subscribed to our show,

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