Coffee Convos with Kail Lowry and Lindsie Chrisley - Tell Me How You Get Off

Episode Date: May 12, 2022

It's been A WEEK! Lindsie and Kail recap some Kardashian, Selling Sunset, and do some deep talk on how Mother's day makes them feel. Could having a lot of kids be in Kail's genes? And what's up with her meds and this possible side effect? Kail explains! Thank you to our sponsors! Apartments.com: Visit Apartments.com.. a place to find a place Body Guardz: Go to www.BodyGuardz.com/coffee to protect your phon e Calm: Visit CALM.COM/convos for 40% off a Calm Premium subscription Stitch Fix Kids: Try StitchFix.com/convos and you'll get 25% off when you keep everything in your Kids Fix Peloton: Visit onepeloton.com to learn more ! Chime: Get started at chime.com/convos

I hate gift-giving and receiving receiving gifts is so weird. What do you say? Thank you This is coffee convos with kale Lowry and Lindsay Chrisley. I really want you to be in your feels kale That does not interest me whatsoever I feel very attacked by you a spirited discussion about motherhood friendship family and life in the public eye I'm just not with the fakery anymore. There's a fakery bakery around here. Here's kale and Lindsay Officially recording Oh You're so happy today. I feel good today. I don't want to say good

I don't want to jinx it. I feel decent today. Today's the first day that I actually had no Struggle to get out of bed Last night was the first shower that I didn't have to like Physically build up the strength and courage to take a shower like I literally Forced myself to shower every day, but last night I just got in the shower. No problem So I think the medicine is starting to work. I love that for you Yeah, I'm happy. I'm well. I don't want to say happy. I don't want to jinx it. I'm feeling better And I'm hoping I went to the doctor this morning and we upped my dose of Zoloft to from 50 to 100

And so we're gonna try that the only problem I'm having now Which I didn't tell him because I'd rather just like feel happy first before I even worry about this is like I'm having a really hard time having an orgasm now Really? Yeah, wait, I feel like I've heard somebody else say this before I know a specific person that's actually told me this I'm not gonna call him out, but they've told me this so my concern is like Because I've never been on anti-depressants before and I I'm sorry for anyone who's listening to coffee combos and baby mamas and wherever else they're listening like I am

Talking about my depression a lot and Zoloft a lot, but I think it's just like my way of coping So at some point I won't talk about it every single episode, but it's very new for me So I apologize if you're sick of the the hearing about my depression and stuff, but I Guess I should have mentioned it to my doctor today But I also just like want to feel better first before I worry about that But also what if we when I up when I start taking the 100 milligrams instead of the 50 milligrams and And if I have to try a new medicine to like help me achieve a climax Like what I have to do is do I have to start a new meds and then it would take four to six weeks to kick in again and

Then potentially not be able to have an orgasm then too. Like how does I don't know how this works? I mean, there's a couple questions. I want to ask, but I don't know if they are Appropriate for on air Um, you can ask me anything, you know, I'm an open book Okay, so are you not getting off from yourself your vibrator and So this is new like at first I was but just like this week I have nothing is working just this week Which leads me to believe that

Yes, I've tried it all These this week is the like where the medicine is working. Does that make sense? So like prior it hadn't kicked in yet. So it was fine, but now that it's like officially working I'm like what the fuck and like I also read that on a list of side effects And so I don't know if also I was in my head already and you're like all in your head about it Correct. So I don't know if I should just give it more time. Does it come back over time? Like I don't know wait I remember when we did that Advertisement was like for a clitlick or something

Do you have it? Yeah, I do I tried it didn't work for me I actually tried it not last night, but the night before And I was just like wow, this is this is taking a turn. Yeah, I mean I'm like Do I just like live like this forever or like how what do I do? And like any I actually have felt so supported in like our Facebook group people were They actually this one girl took a picture of her meds and then the string of like or like the thread of comments of people saying like What they do and what's worked for them and I just I I started crying cuz I was like, okay I don't feel so alone, but like I

Didn't know if it was like appropriate for me to say this in the group like how do I how do I have an orgasm now? I Yeah So what if you were just like out there typing like hey guys, it's me kail I'm here reporting to tell you that I have not had an orgasm in approximately seven days Can you tell me how you're getting off for you ziloft users? And like I my doctor's a guy so like I just don't like he's great Don't get me wrong like absolutely. Love him. He's probably one of my favorite doctors

but like today because it is so new like I didn't really feel comfortable today asking him but He's he said he'll see me next month and I will break deaf if I'm still having trouble I will definitely bring it up wait Isn't that so true for everything though when you go to the doctor like no matter whatever it is It's like you go to your yearly physical and it's like do you have any questions or anything and it's like yeah I have a ton of questions, but immediately if I start asking these questions one. I'm gonna be afraid that I'm dying Also, too. I'm gonna be afraid that you think that I'm a hypochondriac Like last week my toenail was hurting and I need to know like

What's happening? My toenails hurting to my left foot. It is I'm gonna get a pedicure after this. Oh good I'm I'm not but I'm hopefully I'm gonna get one this week. Is it because you don't have a toenail. No, I have all my toenails currently. Gah That's it first for you at this time of the year, right? It's really a first. It's probably cuz you can I bet Stubbed it or gotten because I've been in bed for a month I Have to tell you about Chick-fil-A this morning. What okay, so harass them No, I won't I haven't really been eating fast food out a lot because you know me and the boot thing cook or whatever

And we're trying to save money and you know, whatever so I Wanted Chick-fil-A after I left the doctor this morning. I want to Chick-fil-A so fucking bad So I was like, oh, I mean I have to make it there before 10 30 So I love chicken minis with honey Specifically with honey and you just put a little doubt and I don't even eat all the bread on my chicken minis I really just take like one piece of the bread off with the chicken minis and then put the honey on it because it's just Both layers of the bread is just too much

So it's literally like four minutes till they switch to lunch and I and Kristen I'm on the phone with Kristen and she's like Order it through the app because if you're not gonna make it order it through the app So I was like alright bet so I do and it says like on the app breakfast is ending in two minutes So I submit my order it goes I what I think goes through and it's like you tap I'm here like when you're here. So I was like perfect. I pull up to my parking spot and I tap I'm here and it was like

Sorry We could not submit your order and I was like what the fuck because I had submitted it prior to the two minutes And it said like breakfast is ending in two minutes So I was like, oh like freaking out like just so upset Kristen was like just fucking go through the drive-thru and see like what happens because you're only like it was just ended So I pull up and they're like we're still serving breakfast and I literally almost Pissed myself because I was so excited. Okay, so I have a couple of things I need to say about this This happened to me on my way back from Florida. I

Specifically timed out my trip for Chick-fil-A breakfast And I knew that like I was going to get to this one specific Chick-fil-A By 10 30. I was in the line at 10 15 shit was wrapped all the way around They get up to my car the car before me ordered breakfast My car did not get allowed to order breakfast. Ah And that I was so pissed. I was like I literally timed out my trip So that I could get chicken minis and now you guys like a little with my vibes Yes, fuck you with my vibes first world problems. Sorry for the mini complaint

But I just it was so chaotic when it was going down wait, Kristen was like You said bet I saw this one thing on crazy bitch problems this morning And it says if I say fuck it or bet I'm about to do some dumb ass shit and get my ass in trouble That's me every single day every single day of your life Next thing that I want to address is you said that you were Budgeting so what's going on in that world? Budgeting well, I have to pay Brianna like a hundred grand or something. So So we're no longer eating Chick-fil-A every day

So we're not eating Chick-fil-A every day. No, it's fine. Uh, yeah, so I'm doing that and then also I Want to buy a camper next year. So I'm trying to save for that Wow That's gonna have to be quite a big camper Well, Kristen doesn't know about it. I mean she knows now, but That's the plan. Mm-hmm. She knows now here. She comes. I'm scared Kristen Kristen's always on these recordings next year

Can I tell you something really great though that I'm very excited about? Yeah, of course you can't I got approved for a credit card kill. I feel like That's so uneventful. Oh Oh, I've been waiting for this specific credit card. What are you talking about? You have like 20 mortgages. I know but I've never been approved for credit cards No, but I have never been able and I don't know I know I have and I would get denied and it's weird because like I'm not gonna lie to y'all like Kristen truly is the one that fixed my credit like we're on our way to 800 right now and it would not be there without Kristen like helping me and

So I was wanting this travel rewards credit card. That's really good for travel because you guys know that I travel all the time and Because I moved so much. It was never like a good time to apply for for the credit card So when I did it was bad timing and I got denied and I've only ever had like a credit card through are the cops coming to arrest you What the fuck is going on? Wait, are they there? They're like you can't use your credit card. You're under arrest So it was just never a good time, I guess and then I'm so I've had like my Like my credit card through like the bank, but never really like use it. It didn't have really good rewards or anything like that

And so this one was like really important to me and I'm very excited about it and it has just the best rewards and Remember how our kids used to be like this is so special to me This is so special to me This credit card is so special to me. So I'm excited. I'm terrified for you to have a credit card honestly No, I'm not because Kristen is budget extraordinaire and she should really have like an online What is it called like those budgeting center? No, but literally I have to tell you something what and I've got to be very

Discreet whenever I'm telling this and I'm not telling you who did this But you know how sometimes I have like friends come over to my house and you know, probably like everybody else fucking listening to this and Someone when it's my guest bathroom to use the bathroom Well, if anybody who's listening listens to southern tea, you know that Caroline regularly bitches about me not having paper towels in my bathroom or like a towel and I hate having a towel in your guest bathroom because it's like, okay All of your guests are sharing germs on that towel like let that sink in wash their hands. They shouldn't Yeah, but I still feel like it's a germy and like gross

It's just like why like why is that hanging there and who came up with that idea and like I don't like it So I said I was gonna come up with a solution and I was gonna do disposable ones Well, I never did Well, evidently the other night when Caroline and I were having champagne She went to the bathroom use the last bit of the toilet paper and then didn't tell me so Someone else when it's my bathroom to use the bathroom took a shit. I

Realize there was no toilet paper Literally pulled your pants up Through my kitchen got paper towels. No Got paper towels and then wiped their ass with paper towel, and I'm like certainly You did not flush that like now I have plumbing issues They couldn't have called or texted Telling like maybe they didn't want me to smell their shit Okay, but maybe it was like a shy shit What do you even do like use your hands and then wash them?

No, because then I don't even have paper towels in there to clean up. Oh my god It's like I hope this was a lesson learned for you No, because I don't care because I don't use the bathroom in there and I'm gonna cuss Caroline out honestly Not replacing the toilet paper Luxe used my bathroom in like my downstairs bathroom like my personal one And I walked in and he was replacing the toilet paper holder like he was replacing it and I was just like I Had wait whatever my son Lux my four-year-old was putting new toilet paper roll on the toilet I cannot tell you the joy. I felt as a fucking mother

Wait, I need to know did he take such a massive shit that he used so much toilet paper that he felt remorse that he needed to replace it I Don't know but I The mother win that I felt in that moment. I just was like you are perfect. You felt so good about it wait, I just I just need to know like if this has ever happened to anyone else and Immediately if I would have walked in my kitchen and saw Someone trying to get paper towels to wipe your ass In my guest bathroom. I think I would have passed away right in my kitchen at that moment

We wouldn't even be having this conversation But wait, how do you know she shit herself? Like how do you know that are like not shit herself? But like how do you know she let's just let's just clarify that this was not Caroline? Okay? It was not Caroline who shared herself. Who was it you? Me I don't use my guest bathroom to take dumps, okay? So wait a minute. I'm not telling you who it was. Okay. Okay. Okay, you fucking keys. How do you know that they pooped? They told me all the whole story. That's how I found out about it Could you imagine if I would just like saw someone snail trailing like through my kitchen?

No, I would die I would immediately drop dead. I'm like immediately. I have to clean up the whole place. So thanks a lot. I Can't God can't broke happy Thursday you guys Um, hope everybody is doing very well. Hope your life is better than ours All right, let's talk about calm This has been something that I've been needing regularly with my depression today It's actually the day the first day that I actually feel pretty good And I've been using calm for a while. My kids have been using calm for a while you can try something new and

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Things in every episode because to be honest, I think that their show on Hulu is so much more relatable than keeping up Ever was I agree What did we feel about are you caught up yet? I might you've been keeping up I don't think I watched the last episode, but I watched the first three or four I don't know how many episodes there are I have a lot to say so I also have a lot to say And I want to preface this by saying What to your point about like this is more relatable than keeping up?

so This is why I asked MTV to give me my own show and why I left team mom because I Would and I told them that I would be so much more willing to film it if I had the full time to tell my fucking story and not Not have to edit things a certain way or edit edit them down to make sense to the viewers in Only two minutes of every episode and so that's that's kind of my point I feel like that's where they're at like now that they have this new platform on a new streaming service

They're being more like candid and more open and so I feel like I can relate to that and I love it That's how I feel about that To your point. I think with reality TV They have to be able to tell a whole story With the storyline start to finish in an episode and so When you have an ensemble cast like teen mom and they keep adding girls for whatever reason And Your minutes get cut down so little so then what they're trying to edit together to make it make sense to the viewer

completely distorts Mm-hmm the story Agreed. I agree with you wholeheartedly So I think that a lot of things and maybe it's just the life phase that they're all in now It feels very I'm not gonna say stripped down because there's nothing about the Kardashian stripped down It's very stripped down to me from keeping up Yeah, agreed like in comparison. Yes. I think the relationships as wacky as they are

are much more relatable I don't know if it's because they're giving us more and It's more real life Kim had said something about how her relationship with Pete that she just Wanted a workout partner and like somebody to just shoot the shit with and to be able to do like Go into CVS and go into the grocery store and like those types of things So I think that stuff like that is Very relatable and I think maybe because they have been in the spotlight so long that it's probably just Partially the life phase therein, right? No, I can agree with that

Um, is the show longer now that it's on Hulu? I don't know that it's any longer. Um, I do I keep going back to this Courtney and Travis thing because I've become bothered by it Courtney is absolutely my favorite Kardashian I think that I'm most personality like her so maybe that's why she's my favorite But she said something very relatable on one of these latest episodes that They wanted something together and I think that that is very relatable when you fall in love with someone I think it's just a natural progression to want to create a child together and That's not for everyone. I just know that those are feelings that I have had

and I Don't really understand the whole IVF thing. Do you have any background on that? Like what don't you understand about it? Is it because she's Older was he fixed like what why are they doing IVF versus like? Obviously, I don't know them, but I think if I had to guess it's because they can do genetic testing on the embryos Mm-hmm, and they can pick the healthiest ones Which makes sense. I mean everybody doesn't have that financial opportunity

but Makes sense because they do I Really Did not feel the vibes When they were at the fertility clinic the nurse comes in and brings the cum cup and Courtney's like so I'm not allowed to have like any of my spit What and the the bodily fluid like in the cup, right? And she's like yeah, none of your bodily fluid in to the cup

And what was she gonna do like suck him off and then I guess if they had sex they would have to use a condom because none of the Juices could be Combined right so she said if they would have done the sex option They would have had to tie up the condom like he would have had to like jizz and then tie it up You know like the whole shebang they go closing the blinds and stuff in this doctor's room and I'm like what the hell is actually going on like I get being in love and like Wanted to be all over each other, but I just feel a sense of like it's a little too much like it's too hot and heavy

I Don't like it I have a question because obviously I didn't make it this far in my egg retrieval process and I didn't have a partner at the time Could they not just do it at home and then bring in the condom or bring in the cum sample? I Have no idea. That's what I want to know like was this specifically for the show or Did they have to do it there? I would be curious to know if anyone Be mortified what if it takes a long time? What do you mean like for him to come?

Well, I just feel like the circumstances are not really like super comfortable and intimate So if you're having sex in a doctor's office, I feel like my I would be in my own head. I Feel like Just no offense kill, but I don't get those vibes from them. I feel like they're thriving off of this and I feel like he's gonna come fast. Okay. Okay. Okay. That's what's gonna happen. Okay. Um, I mean, obviously It already happened. Um, so yeah another thing that I thought was really really interesting was Chris was talking about how she had been a flight attendant and had lived in New York City and

and she said that OJ and Robert Kardashian met her in New York City They flew in to meet her after they watched Bruce when the gold medal Yep, and OJ had done the commentary on it. And I'm just like It's so interesting to me how intertwined their lives are And did Chris potentially fuck all of them, this is why I think that OJ is Chloe's dad. I I just said, did she fuck all of them? Did you hear me? I heard you

I heard you. Okay. Yeah, I'm awake. I've had a coffee and also a soda. So I'm wide Wide awake against my will. I'm wide awake and wide open Okay, so another thing that any person who has parents or grandparents that tell them stories, you're gonna relate to this Chloe on this show is just probably one of my favorites. Like I think her personality is so funny and She was talking about how her mom tells her all of these stories From like back in the day and she's like she can't live in the current moment because she's so wrapped up in these old stories and like reliving them that she can't be in the moment and

I'm telling you my nanny does this like She'll tell you the same stories over and over again, and it's literally like she does not have dementia like that's not what it is It's like she loves these stories. Oh, she loves them Okay, cuz I also know someone who tells me the same stories over and over and over again, and I'm like I Love you, but I need you to just not tell me that again Yeah, and it's like stories that I don't necessarily care about and I'm just like I need you to move on immediately if nanny starts and it's like in

1989 when you were born in September And I'm like great. This is gonna be a story that I've heard You're like here we go again the millionth time my grandparents never My my grandmother I don't really remember any stories that she would tell me when she got dementia She started to really spill the beans The only story that I really remember was that my Several great-grandfather like a while back

Maybe like the fourth or the fifth had 18 children to work on the farms because they Owned a lot of farmland. He had 10 children with his first wife and eight children with his second wife And that's the only story that I really remember from her. So I wish we knew more about that Yeah, I wish that ancestry calm would help me We were very alarmed. Okay He'll maybe that's where you get the love for having all these children. It must be because it's genetic My great-father was like let me pass down this one gene Kale's not gonna get any talents She's not gonna get anything else and she's not even gonna be dropped at beautiful

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Am I'm not podcasting anymore? I don't understand the fascination with this sex tape and I don't believe that this was a leaked sex tape I think it was a business transaction because why hasn't Ray J sued anybody? Why hasn't Kim Kardashian sued anybody and Why are we talking about it 20 years later? Whether there's a part two or not the shit is 20 years old I'm so sick of hearing about my sex tape from 2019. I Can't even imagine Talking about it 20 years later. I'm about to release my own damn subs sex tape

So then we'll have something else to talk about please do actually because then I could not have to hear about mine anymore I told you I found one in my phone last year. So love that for us please Please put the phone in a lockbox immediately immediately So this scene was cringe There's an article that us weekly released and I want to read that to you guys but Basically in the scene Kanye

Allegedly meets Ray J at the airport to get this sex tape footage And it's in this suitcase and Kim's talking about how they want to shield and protect the kids But I feel like if you keep talking about it and Keep using it a storyline. It's not protecting the kids It's not protecting the kids and also how much are we gonna continue to talk about it? Like why are we still caring that the shit was already released people have already seen it. It's already out there I don't understand like what? People may or may not have been on Molly like we don't know what's exactly going on

But this article says Ray J shares Kim Kardashian's alleged DMs apologizing for second sex tape scandal on the Kardashians So it says sharing evidence Ray J claimed that Kim Kardashian and Kris Jenner Orchestrated the release of the sex tape and he shared the alleged direct messages that show him confronting the KKW beauty founder After the Kardashians resurfaced the drama First of all, I did not know that this man was on love and hip hop Did you know the scale? Yes, I did know that and I was sure you'd know that I had texted you or Kristen Yesterday and I was just like it's crazy how this made I mean the sex tape helped But they also were just like business-minded to

Made Kim Kardashian and the family like one of the the most famous people and families in the world and Ray J gets like D-list reality TV done so It says that he felt that the Kardashian Jenner family's new reality show was portraying him as a villain the Hulu series covered the threat of a Second sex tape so he came forward with what he says is the truth I have never leaked a sex tape in my life It's always been a deal and a partnership between between Kris Jenner and Kim and me And we've always been partners since the beginning of this thing. He told this to the Daily Mail in an interview first of all

I'm just alarmed like why was his interview or only interview opportunity Daily Mail? I was just about to say that and I have a couple of thoughts on it. I'm surprised he didn't go somewhere more like reputable I don't think that daily mail. I Think he was blocked by the family. Oh Mm-hmm Mm-hmm. I think that's what happened So it says Ray J who dated the selfish author from 2003 to 2006 further alleged that the Kardashian Was always in possession of the footage. He once jokingly suggested they release their sex tape

This is how it all came about once I pitched the idea to her just playing around a little bit That's when she jumped on the idea talked to her mom and it was out of my hands from there in Screenshots of alleged Instagram direct messages between himself and the skimms founder the performer said He's a performer. All right He has been nothing but a team player and that there was an agreement But he couldn't support the way that the Kardashians was handling this new sex tape storyline. I Mean, I respect it and I believe him. I believe it like at this point He's been a he as far as I know or that I remember. I don't remember him ever like

Going against her but like at this point. He's right like he's been a team player like now what so it says in September 2021 Ray J's former manager claimed that he had more footage in his possession But would be willing to hand it over to Ray J or Kanye West And April 20 22 episode showed Kardashian panicking about a potential new release after one of her children saw an ad on Roblox supposed supposedly advertising unseen clips Now I realize this is another promo stunt for you unless you reach out to me soon I'm going to take it to a level where it shows all of what we did that's what Ray J wrote and

You know these DMs All of the meetings and combos about the plan date and times of our meetings and the whole lie you and Chris planned since the beginning It's not a threat. You've taken this too far. You know what we did your mom controlled this whole sex tape deal Which was her idea to put out the tape The sexy can I sing or added? I know how promo goes and I get it a hundred percent But it's got out of control with this new story and my team is on my is is on my head Thinking that it's true Ray J particularly took issue with Kardashian jokingly saying she wasn't sure what else could be on

A second tape and joking that perhaps a new tape was made while she was sleeping Me sticking a dildo in your ass while you sleep is pretty out of control I wouldn't wait wouldn't you wake up if you felt that in your butt? He asked but seriously it makes me look like a rapist in a dirty perv And I'm catching a lot of slack from it, which I do feel like that's a bit distasteful It is it is on the other hand. I'm gonna play devil's advocate Ray J is nowhere near as famous as Kim. So is he I don't know I think that's fucked up to just like insinuate that he did that. Well, I don't think they're yeah, I mean

It's gonna say like maybe he's clout chasing a little bit like making this a little bit of a big deal But he really isn't like he hasn't He hasn't gone out of his way to make this a bit his fucking interview was with the Daily Mail like he could have I Think freaked out a little more Well, he said please help me stay in a positive light and I want my kids to be proud of me They're three and two years old and they're innocent. Please don't make their dad look like a loser when you know me more. I Mean that's fair So, I mean I'm gonna have Kristen link the article for you guys for you to be able to read

The rest of it, but why not do a scene with him for the show like why not have a scene of them all talking on the Kardashians maybe he's not about it or Maybe they're afraid that he would actually tell the truth and then I wonder how much control because I know that you know Chris had tons of control With what was released You know when they were on E on keeping up. I wonder if she has more control on Hulu or less It's a good question, you know

It's a very good question and now that he's saying all of this. I Just wonder What's gonna come out in future episodes? Well, I guess we'll find out. I guess we'll find out you guys have to keep keeping up in other news Have you caught up on? Selling sunset. I am on episode Five or six

um, I was having a conversation with an unnamed person this weekend and We were on a three-way FaceTime and we were just like chatting about the cast on Selling Sunset and how shady Crishell is coming across um, I know that there was the whole story about how Justin had like left her Justin Hartley and

Some other people are telling me that that's untrue that she was having an affair with Jason Jason Oppenheim on the show and that's why he made her get out of his house and that's why they filed for divorce So she said on the show on one of the episodes that that's not true She said that's not true. Yeah, she was her Brett Jason and then I think it was Brett's date or girlfriend or whatever They all go to dinner and she says that that's not true that she did not have an affair So I think that that's what is that what Justin alleged. I don't know She was having a fair. I don't know. I thought she said Christine said that like Christine is seen

Christine insinuated that she had an affair but Crishell saying that that's not she said on in the scene that she did not have an affair so Anyway, that had been rumored. I guess and then she goes on dancing with the stars and Then gets with her dancing with a stars partner and then that was like a short lived romance Then she dates Jason, right? She dates Jason Dates Jason Oppenheim. Mm-hmm. Now I see in the news

Um, Crishell, do you say her last name Stouse? Stouse? Stouse? Stouse? In G-flip confirm their relationship with Romantic photo so it says rumors have been circulating in recent months that Selling Sunset's Crishell is dating Australian musician G-flip And now a photo taken that shows the two holding hands has all but confirmed the budding relationship a fan snapped a photo of G-flip and Crishell holding hands while working around Denver last night after a Concert and this pic made its way to Reddit. Hmm that place we love Once it was posted on the online forum. It went viral pretty quickly with hundreds of fans commenting on the post the user

Who posted the photo of Crishell and G-flip holding hands also posted some other compelling evidence that proves that the two are dating And it was a screenshot of a tweet a fan had tagged Crishell in saying you're too pretty to be with a man And G-flip responded to the tweet with a simple response agreed. Hmm. I Had no idea who G-flip is. I'm actually currently googling. I had no idea who she was Well, I didn't either. I mean Crishell put her on I guess Okay, Crishell. I think Crishell is so pretty I think she's beautiful, but did you also hear that she had been slated to be one of the bachelorettes as well?

I did not. Yeah, so I'm like Crishell is all over the place like a book deal dancing with the stars Selling sunset was married to Justin Hartley. Who is Justin Hartley? I don't even know who that he was on this is us Um, is he wake up Google him look at how hot he is first of all, he's not my type I just googled so is he's an actor. Mm-hmm. Yeah, like a good one, too And Crishell is just freaking bombshell like so pretty. Okay. He said she's just She's just a bombshell. Love. We love this. Yeah. All right, you guys. Let's take a quick second I want to talk to you guys about bodyguards. I got a bunch of new phone cases and I'm absolutely obsessed

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I'm a big that is like the one thing that my mom Did when I was a kid that I like remember like like a good memory was that was the go-to cake in our house was Yellow cake with chocolate icing I love yellow cake. I do love yellow cake as well. Um, so it was a very relaxing weekend and then we celebrated saturday because Yesterday was sunday. We were supposed to have football all day, but it got rained out So then we just ended up staying home Um, but it was super cute was super chill and we had a good time. What did you do?

I actually love that for you because I feel like Mother's days in the past Just haven't been so great for you. Yeah, it's always like a weird Yeah, it's like weird right? Yeah, um Actually, I think that you can probably relate to this a lot just because of the situation with your mom But it was always a holiday Growing up that I hated And now that I'm a mother myself

It's bittersweet because as much as I want to celebrate um With my child and be so proud of the things that I've done. It's also Kind of a sad day for me. Yeah. Yeah I think just thinking yeah All the sad things. Um, I don't know if I have ever shared on here before or not, but um Back before I was born My parents were not even in a relationship. I was

just a product of I guess banging and um It was You know, either they were gonna get married or they were going to abort um And so my dad decided to marry my mom And immediately at birth She rejected me. She told the doctor she was like

hand Hand her to her dad And so It's something that I've always kind of struggled with. Um the absence Growing up. Um, and I think it's something that you always long for like no matter how old you are You long to have a relationship with your mother. That is Where you learn to be nurturing that is um a relationship that I don't think can be replaced by anyone else And so

It is a very bitter sweet day. So um, I always I don't dread it, but like I also am glad like when it's over, you know, um Um, could your mom have suffered from like depression and like baby blues postpartum, maybe even pregnancy depression You know, I had actually had a conversation with my dad about that How soon does postpartum Set in and and is it something that could Could be going on like while you're still pregnant. So Seven percent of and I only know this because of what I went through with creed

um the pregnancy itself on set depression like I I I had depression already, but The hormones from pregnancy exacerbated My pregnancy symptoms and I was so severely depressed while pregnant That I also struggled

After I had him, um I didn't want to take care of him I you know, and I love him to pieces like I look at him now and I'm like, I just want to bite you and love you and kiss you um, I love him so much, but I It's it has been a real struggle for me even up until now Sometimes trying to care for him because of the depression and I mean as much as That

Is so valid To me and it's a real thing. Um It's a real thing that a lot of women struggle with it's not easy Being the product of that No, a hundred percent, you know, but maybe I mean I'm I'm just playing devil's advocate because I went through it as a mom like Did your mom ever mention that to you? Like I don't want to get all emotional if you don't really want to talk about it But also like could that have been a factor? I just don't know because it was an immediate rejection at birth

so I guess my question is is to other moms who are listening to this and and their experiences Is it is it truly possible to have Those issues going on before you birth a child and then immediately Yes at birth you reject them. Yes. Yes. I'm telling you myself firsthand. Yes I held creed but I mean even with Lincoln where I didn't have it as soon as they put them in my arms I was like give them to Javi and do you think that was postpart like what do you contribute that to? I don't I don't know. Um, I think for Lincoln

I was overwhelmed because I don't think that I was I don't think I had depression at that time but I was just like I just went through so much at birth like, you know, I had a really long labor and you know, whatever It's like I really I'm just so tired. So I was like give them to Javi Um with creed immediately like I held him, but I was also like again super overwhelmed immediately like Natalie and Kaden stepped up like they truly helped me with creed because I just what it was immediate And I think it was because of the depression during my pregnancy. It was not Ideal for me. I didn't necessarily want a baby at that time and like I

I'm saying all this because you know, I want to be open and honest with him But I also don't want him to feel like he wasn't wanted because obviously like I love him so much But I think the circumstances were so hard That immediately it was like I I just don't think I can do this right now and I don't I'm trying to Man, I wish you could talk to your mom about it because I feel like I think If there's a level of honesty there, I just don't I don't have that and so I think that there's a lot of blame shifting that goes around and

Just no accountability and as much as I do believe in Postpartum depression and Just general depression that she could have been experiencing while pregnant That is very valid but acknowledge that and say, you know, I had those issues. I can So much be able to Forgive those things in a very different way. Right then I can looking at a situation and just feeling like this person was cold-blooded Cold-blooded and didn't want me. Okay. I think that's yeah. No, I think that's very fair and very valid

So and when you have multiple children, I think it's even harder because when you have experiences with one that you didn't have with another Um, and then you had three other pregnancies that you didn't have that same experience But that was the experience with me. Was it just because it was me like these are all questions that I ask myself regularly and at 32 years old um, I think that it would be crazy to say

That I don't desire to some extent to have a relationship with my mother But I can't helpfully do that and so I've had to learn that through So much therapy and realize that Certain things just are not for me and they are not for me to figure out And there has to be a mutual Effort on all parts to be able to get to where we would need to be for that to be a fruitful Relationship and if it can't be a forward-moving relationship, then I can't have it. So when I see, you know, families out yesterday

um, celebrating Mother's Day, and it's like they have The grandmother and the mother and then she's a mother and she has her little kids There's a part of me that like so wishes that was my story Yeah, yeah, and I resonate with that a lot. I really do And it's just not my story and you know as many people that comment on my stuff and they're like, you know Julie stepped up and was a mom to you I can't deny and say that that's untrue. That is true. But I think that when you so desire to have a relationship with Biologically who gave birth to you that there is a form of rejection of rejecting the relationship that can provide those things for you

Because you want it to be from someone else so badly right right I mean, I get that I get that Both for my mom and my dad. So I completely understand that and I couldn't even imagine I think about you so often because You feel that rejection From both of your parents But it doesn't make it doesn't make yours any less important your pain is still valid your story is still

You know your story. So I don't it's not like a one-up I I we all I think in some way even people with their parents in their lives who didn't necessarily reject them still Feel that way because maybe they were physically present but not actually present right Right and that's all very valid There's no reason to compare Traumas to try to make you know yours more or less than someone else

um But I oftentimes look at at my story and I'm like, okay Well, mine wasn't so bad because I still had grandparents that love me so much. I still had a dad that loved me so much I still had a stepmom that would have You know stepped in if I would have allowed her Um, and if my dad would have allowed her to be able to do that Um, it was a fault on both mine and his part. He wouldn't let her step in in a way To be my parent but expected her to do

parenting things Um, and then I think I rejected the love because I wanted it from someone else God that's so hard and complicated and then the fact that we're in our 30s just figuring that out is insane and then do you ever wonder to like You look at your story with all of your boys And I look at mine with Jackson and I'm just I thank god every single day that I'm able to mother him in the way that I was not mothered

Yeah, I definitely think about that Um, my mom didn't want to be a mom. She never wanted kids um, and I don't even know what the deciding factor was for her to keep me um instead of awarding me but I would love to have that conversation with her but I look at my situation and all my kids even creed like

I I don't know like I just I I can't even put it into words like So thankful that it's like I took the opposite of what my parents gave me and then I became that for my kids even though You know, I initially didn't even know how to change a diaper or hold a baby And then all the way up to my fourth where I didn't necessarily like I knew what I was capable of kind of thing You know, like it's just so crazy how motherhood changes you and I don't know

But we're did you learn the instinct, right? It's like because it wasn't because we wanted it so bad like even though we didn't have it We knew what we were supposed to have Because on one hand you're like you can't miss something that you never had But then on the other hand, it's like I guess like natural Like nature like your instincts know what your mom is supposed to Do or what your mom is supposed to be there you be there for you through Um, and we didn't have that so I feel like I don't know

And I'll tell you yesterday, and I've said so many times. I'm such a hypocrite sometimes um I say so often like I don't know if I would want to have another baby like the situation would have to be You know the right situation for me to be able to do that Um, but I do just feel like I have so much love Of still left to give and it was I don't know if sometimes I overcompensate with things with Jackson because it's what I didn't have so I feel like I need to Prove it or something like I don't know like not prove it to anyone else

But like prove it to myself and convince myself. Okay, like you aren't what you come from And I find myself doing that so often and I'm like I have so much love left to still give Like maybe I'll just have another baby. I don't know who that's gonna be with but I mean you can go through IVF and create your own I know wouldn't that be what wouldn't that be crazy like you see the headline? Lindsay chisley goes through IVF. No dad Like uh, no dad. Maybe I'll maybe I'll also do that Love it. Um, oh christin had sent us

In the coffee someone messaged actually me over the weekend. It was like Like can you guys add me to the coffee combos group chat on Your group messages because I would I would love to be a part of that like I am the missing link to that And it's like no, we don't need anyone else Up in there with more bullshit That would actually be really fun though Like that would be because I picture your one liners because your one liners are so fucking funny like could you imagine like a group of people with like

The best one liners like that would be so fun I thought of this Once I got that message. I was like how great would it be for us to Find a system to where people could text us and we text them back I mean we tried it. I couldn't keep up When who were you texting remember when we had the throne app? No kill

Did I not know about it? No, you did and then I were you texting all of the fans and I wasn't a part of it No, you were supposed to be and then you didn't and it was just like I could not keep up Okay, sue me Because I forgot Okay, it's okay. It's okay. I'm not mad. I'm okay. Well, we're gonna we're gonna find this out because I feel like I just Comes Kristen. I just want to do it Okay, Kristen just gave a disclaimer

You guys can't hear her because she is in production mode, but she said we will We'll look at options for this. I think it would be so cool But anyway, we're in this group chat and Kayla and I are just you know Blast and off ticktocks and shit and then Kristen's like, well, this is the fuckery that's going on around me today And she sends this article Bucks County woman shot two sons children not expected to survive. It says This is in Pennsylvania a mother is in custody after officials say she shot her two sons and tried to shoot her neighbor Monday morning In Bucks County, Pennsylvania. She was arrested a few hours later without

Without incident at the Washington crossing united mess with Methodist church um The kids were nine and 13. Yeah, it says she attempted to shoot her 22 year old neighbor, but the gun failed to fire it says that She handed him a box of photos outside of the residence and asked him to give the box to her ex-husband whom he worked with When he turned around to face her he saw her pointing a black revolver to his face She then pulled the trigger two times But by the grace of god the gun did not

Fire it says the neighbor was able to wrap the woman in a bear hug and eventually disarm her Um, she left the scene in a white minivan. Of course, of course, it would be a white minivan. Okay She was apprehended about 11 30 a.m. And was taken to st. Mary medical center due to an indication that she was under the influence of drugs Well, I mean No offense, but like obviously um The mother of that neighbor and the responding officer went to check on the sons and found them both alive in their beds But with gunshot wounds

To the head to their head the children were nine and 13 not expected to survive um And will give the gift of life as organ donors Once that happens, he says the charges will be upgraded to homicide. My god, that's so sad That is so fucking sad. I can't even like what happened like she just Was strung out or something and I mean This lady was still in her pajamas like i'm looking at the video where she was arrested and she was in pajama pants and like

Like T-shirt, I don't know even know how you could prevent something like that but like what type of drugs was she under and like what was going on and Why was there a box of photos that she was giving to her ex-husband? And like was this premeditated like I need more answers Maybe the dad should have had the kids. She shouldn't have had the kids. We are very alarmed by this Yeah, let's talk about peloton So I'm trying to get just healthier. I don't even want to get fit at this point. I want to be healthy

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We will do the origins of nursery rhymes and we will be Watching the show that we were talking about what's it called? Oh, the our father with the sperm Yes, we're gonna be watching that this week along with all of you other Kiddies and we will be letting you guys know what's up So the foul play segment ladies I just had to share this foul play that happened to me this week since you already talked about shower sex in yesterday's episode Talk about perfect timing

So my husband's grandparents were coming to stay a weekend with us since they live four hours away We were expecting them to arrive around 3 p.m. That day. So when we decided to have Sunday afternoon shower sex at 12 We thought we were in the clear boy was I wrong Just to give a little context our master our master bathroom shares a wall with our family room So you can hear you can very much hear when someone is showering in our bathroom from our family room My husband and I were getting at it shampoo bottles falling falling everywhere doing all those positions and not holding back When all of a sudden my dog barks I get out of the shower and looked out the window and see their vehicle in my driveway talk about ruining a good moment

I quickly get dressed to run to the front door to let them in when I open my bedroom door And my grandparents are standing in my fucking family room. No, I just about died It was so embarrassed to the fact that they heard everything Long story short our front door and garage are both locked So they decided to walk around my house and come through the back door without knocking Without trying to call us nothing. They just let themselves right into my house three hours earlier than we were expecting I was pissed. We played it off like nothing was happening in the shower But there was no doubt we were caught talk about most embarrassing moment of my life

Love the episode this week can't wait for the next um, if my grandparents who god rest their souls the both of them are dead, um Heard me having sex. I think that they would have Flatlined they would have dropped to the floor immediately and flatlined both of them um I would just have to say that my grandmother is an outlier because if she Heard one of her grandchildren having sex. She'd probably be like, oh, they're fucking She would be like the mom from mean girls. Do you all need a condom?

She's an anomaly She is um, I could picture that. Oh my god But I would also be mortified like she doesn't need to know that at all. No first of all my grandparents Didn't even own a cordless phone. Like my grandparents did not want phones following them around they were Just I don't think that they even probably had sex for pleasure. It was like solely for children What do you mean? like they just

Had sex like one time to conceive. Well, no, they had multiple children, but I'm just saying like that's the type I don't even think that Ew, like no, I don't I think why are we even thinking about our grandparents fucking like that's weird Like the type of people that they are do you get what I'm saying? Yeah, but like they I would be I I would be scarred for life if my great. That's the that's what I'm saying. It's like I don't even think that they Thought of sex as like a thing to just do like you get what I'm saying Could you imagine like I'm gonna say normal people's grandparents because in no way Is any part of my life normal?

um Every one of those normal people should be mortified if their grandparents walk in and hear them having sex Immediately mortified. No, I would literally I would drop dead myself. I would flatline. That would be the last time I had sex That would be the last time I have sex as well. Absolutely. Okay. What's the second one? Second one. Okay. I can't deal with any more shit for today Have we talked about shit today? I don't think we have told you about the shit Oh, oh, right. Well, we're gonna well. This is coming full circle the end of episode the end of the episode Okay, are you ready for a good shit story? Please leave me an

Please leave me anonymous for obvious reasons You'll understand why so yesterday. I was leaving school. I'm in I'm a 35 year old woman in a resp in Arrestatory therapy. Anyways, I felt fine Fine and per usual ban. It hit me satan begun changing my coffee whatever else in my stomach. It was awful I'm used to it as I've dealt with stomach issues my whole life. I'm 35 Well, it got progressively worse faster than normal and now I had to go like now Now the closest door was a tire store and upon entering I quickly realized that they didn't have a public bathroom It was just the bathroom for the mechanics. I but I had no time

So what did I do? I told the mechanic that I was interested in pricing some tires But did he have a bathroom that I could use really quick? It gets worse as I was walking in through his garage with cars up in the air. I started shitting Oh, I started shitting myself there was no stopping it So I go in their bathroom and explode while I'm sitting on the toilet. I'm taking my underwear off I couldn't just leave them Wanted in their trash can because they know it was me So I had to use the toilet paper from a new roll of toilet paper and tuck them inside of my pants

Yep, my shitty undies wrapped in paper tucked in my pants. Oh my god So I had to walk back into the lobby and The mechanic says hey, you still want to price those tires, of course I say yes, and then we did so needless to say I So needless to say IBS gets you into some pretty comical situations I legit had To have some tires priced so I could use the bathroom and steal shit myself I thought you all would enjoy this story. Love the podcast. I started listening years ago

PS I threw them away at a at a gas station trash can This poor woman I can relate to this so fucking hard And I feel so bad because like there's no way like you know if you're shitting yourself You did not make that conscious decision to just let it out like there was no shit No option like it just starts coming out. I like you're not whole collapse is No, but you know what when you have IBS and you're in a relationship like that is literal help If you're in a new relationship and you have IBS like I

Listen to me I can't eat at like restaurants with a part with a new partner stop No, I can't like I I I can't So when my partner last night, he said do you want to do something next weekend? And I was like, no I can't Because if I do and I eat and I have to shit myself. What am I supposed to do? I love that we call him partner by the way It's like when my partner

like No He actually FaceTiming this morning and said he almost didn't make it to the bathroom So I was like, oh, thank thank you for telling me your shit stories because then Then when it does happen to me because it will I will not be as embarrassed. No, there's not allowed two habitual shitters in one relationship No, that is necessary for me. So I'm not as embarrassed I just need to know

If you have Shit your pants Me? Yeah Absolutely, I have Tell me the story and don't make it up And tell me the whole thing Which one how many times does this happen? At least three. Oh, so you specifically know three stories. Maybe a four. I know

Yes, have I not told any shit stories on here? I don't think that your personal one. Have I told any shit stories on here? Okay, great. The trolls are gonna love this one. So this is for them. Um, so I'll tell the first shit story and then next time we're gonna tell all four of them over the next four weeks Okay, deal. All right. So the first one was when I was Pregnant with Lincoln. Oh my god, and I was married to Javi. Obviously. Oh my god And I This is the first time it ever happened to me. So I was mortified. Obviously. I don't know where we were going

We were in the car. We were getting in the car. Oh, no We were with Javi? Yes, he was driving and From where we left my house to where I shit like that's how, you know, it hit me smooth and fast and it there was no stopping it Um, it probably 30 seconds after we left the house. So there was no making it to a bathroom at all And I told him to stop the vehicle right where he was Got out of the vehicle. Well, okay. I didn't shit myself. I shit outside Um on the side of the road in front of my neighbor's house

Right at the curb right at the curb. What was he doing? You were splotted down just Fucking amber turtling. It was liquid It I was pissing out of my asshole seven or eight months pregnant Squatting down in front of one of my neighbor's houses Like it was still on the street of the house that we lived Was he watching? He was looking for either wipes or toilet paper And never in my life Did I feel so

Embarrassed because there was no trees. There was nothing for me to block myself Like if these people came out their front door They would have seen my vehicle with the door open With you literally swatted like with correct liquid streaming out your asshole. Correct That is correct Kale That is the first shit story and mortified for you in that moment I

Poor Javi like well that wasn't I didn't get it on my clothes. So I mean remember that one time that I told you that my mom Took me to the bread store when I had like stomach virus and then I shit myself in her Honda on the way to my grandparents No, I don't remember that at all. Okay. Well, I told it on here So people will remember this but that's the only time I've ever shit myself and I think I was in like First grade. So I don't really think that it still counts as an adult Um, I need to know everyone else who is also shit themselves. Um, is this a normal occurrence? Jackson always now because he dropped that rolling turd on my bed He now

Always tries to do it and I'm like you I'm telling you right now if you fucking diarrhea everywhere Because you're trying to squeeze out a fucking dime-sized turd What What I'll off you. What are you talking? What are you talking about? I told you the story about Jackson Dropping that turd I know but what are you talking about diarrhea because you're trying to shit out a dime-sized turd because he's trying to press so hard to get a rolling turd out that he's probably gonna

Ruin his intestines and it's gonna make him diarrhea and it's gonna get all over my white bed And I'm gonna be so fucking pissed. I If my son diarrhea is my bed He's coming to your house Oh my god, speaking of that lux fricking before we go Lux came into my bed the other night and um, it's fine like I it doesn't bother me he Sat up and made this like weird noise And immediately I knew this isn't gonna be good and projectile vomited over my bed. Oh my god

And then like I use I don't use a top sheet. I put the top sheet under my fitted sheet Um, because I hate the top sheet and I feel like it's like an extra layer protection under the fitted sheet So like if I get my period and stuff like that would I not use a mattress pad? Mm-hmm. I mean I have one but I don't I only have one so if it's in the wash, I'll just put the top sheet underneath Um, and I have a purple mattress in my master bedroom. So, um The throw-up acid went right through the mattress Ruined I was pissed but he feels ruined. I don't First of all, why are your kids always fucking projecting? No, it's just lux. It's literally just lux

Do we think he has acid reflux? Um, I think he has really bad. He has really bad allergies So when he took like when he has a lot of phlegm and like yeah, it because he wasn't sick He had no fever no symptoms of anything else and then it was like kind of like when you're itching your throat like that sound Yeah, and then threw up and it was just literally one time and nothing else. So I think it was phlegm I will say the one thing and I'm scared about having another baby is Jackson was like not a throw-up baby he wasn't like

A super shitter where like stuff was coming out the sides of the diapers like that kind of thing So if I have another one and that happens immediately, no Um, I have to say that I'm thankful that creed also He's not a throw-up baby and he's also well He has thrown up, but he's just not a throw-up baby and he's not a shitter like he doesn't have explosive diarrhea. Thank god Yeah, I Lincoln and Isaac were and I think lux also have had multiple Memorable explosive shits like all up the back like yes all over the clothes. Yeah, yeah the whole nine foul foul

Okay, well, I'm going to get a manicure because I have bitten off all of my nails. Um, my nerves have just not been well um for other things going on in life, so I'm gonna go and do that and um Then just stick around, you know, okay I'm gonna go do some stuff before I have to go get the kids from school and I hope everyone has a blessed weekend I hope they do as well And if you guys have not followed us on at coffee combos podcast on instagram Do yourself a solid follow us over there and if you have not subscribed to the show You can do that by searching any podcast app just type coffee combos and you guys will be able to find us

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