Coffee Convos with Kail Lowry and Lindsie Chrisley - The Boys Take Over

Episode Date: June 18, 2026

CC 483: Kail records from the playroom with Elliott and Lincoln for a sweet, funny, and chaotic family episode of Coffee Convos. Elliott opens up about finishing sophomore year, National Honor Society, volunteering, college plans, and his growing interest in film and directing. Lincoln jumps in with updates on sixth grade, summer training, soccer in England, and his dream future outside of Delaware.The boys talk summer plans, Spanish practice, future travel, sibling dynamics, and what it feels like growing up with big goals and even bigger personalities. Plus, Kail reflects on motherhood, wanting her kids to experience life fully, and the bittersweet reality of watching them grow up.For full videos head to patreon.com/kaillowry To send in your Foul Plays email us at [e-mail] you for checking out our sponsors!Better Help: This episode is brought to you by Better Help. Visit betterhealth.com/coffee today to get 10% off,Figs: Go to wearfigs.com and use code FIGSRX for 15% off your first order - code FIGSRX.K12: See why more than 3 million families have chosen K12 find a K12 Powered School near you today! Go to K12.com/COFFEECONVOS to learn more.Chime: Join the millions who are already banking fee free today. Head to Chime.com/COFFEE. Shopify: Sign up for your one-dollar-per-month trial today at SHOPIFY.COM/coffeeconvosSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

I hate gift giving and receiving. Receiving gifts is so weird. What do you say thank you? This is coffee convo's with Kail Lowry and Lindsay Crisley. I really want you to be in your feels, Kail. That does not interest me whatsoever. I feel very attacked by you. A spirited discussion about motherhood, friendship, family, and life in the public eye.

I'm just not with the fakery anymore. There's a fakery bakery around here. Here's Kail and Lindsay. Welcome, Eliente to Coffee Convo's podcast. Hello, this is my first time. here. It is your, and it's also our first time recording from the playroom. Yeah. Um, I don't think that we've ever, I just wanted to check the levels. I don't have Alessandra here. So I'm basically your tech support. Um, we've never recorded in the playroom. I hope this angle is okay. And welcome,

because you've never been on coffee combos. Thank you. Thank you so much. So at this time, you're about to be done as a sophomore in high school. Yeah, it's crazy. You're done this week. And when people listen to this, it'll be next week. So he'll be out of school for a whole week. And you are in National Honor Society. Yes, yeah.

So you've been volunteering like crazy. Yeah. And are you having a good time with that? Do you like volunteering? Do you not like volunteering? Like, tell me your experience so far as a sophomore overall, being in National Honor Society, not being in a National Honor Society, building your resume. What has it been like for you?

Because I wasn't doing what you were doing, what you're doing right now. I know. I was having sex and smoking weed. Yeah. Yeah. The stories I hear, you know, the stories you've told me. Yeah. Yeah, I love volunteering.

It's not a typical job. Obviously, you're not getting paid, but you're also giving back to the community. I really enjoy it. I think that is very beneficial. It's humbling. It's, you know, it helps a lot of people. It's not just for you. It's for everyone.

So you've done volunteering with Becky. And that was before you ever were in National Honor Society. You were already doing that for Christmas givebacks. You and Lincoln have read stories from listeners. When I do buy Christmas givebacks, you've done NASCAR volunteering. You've done special Olympics. You've done like some school related stuff. What has been your favorite so far?

I really like the NASCAR race event. Okay. I don't know why. Like just ticket scanning and just talking people. Like I made, I had a script in my head. I'm like, hey, how's it going? How many of you? Like I have this script in my head.

And I don't know. It's like, I don't know. I there's just something about it I really likes but um I also liked working with Becky in the dream drive for Christmas I love doing that I don't think I ever volunteered you're a better human than I was and you like volunteering and I wasn't and now I want to volunteer at the ripe age of 34 I'm like how can I get back to the community right and it's like I should have been doing this all along yeah but for sure I think that you have been such a good example to your little siblings because then Lincoln, he also volunteered for Special Olympics.

In his school or his situation, he did have to be recommended and then he had to want to do it as well. But I think to just like having you as an older brother and being such a great person, your brother is also looking to you and you might not even know it. But I think he looks to you or stuff like that. So I'm excited for you. What has been your favorite part about the school year as a sophomore? more? I've definitely gotten closer with a lot of my friends. It's been, you know, making a lot of

memories. This year was a big one for me. It was very rewarding, building relationships and becoming a better person, you know, kind of. How much better does it get? Well, I feel like, like, this school year, like, it's at its peak, you know? Okay. You know, like, this is like I can only you can only always go up but like this is like you know I feel like this is my best year

are you afraid next year won't top it I don't need to okay next year as in next school year we're going to be looking at colleges like we're going to physically go to and we talked about making a list of the ones that you want to go to doing weekends at each one

for you if I got to choose for you my wish for you would be for you to go away to college and not stay in Delaware. I would rather not. You don't want to stay in college? I mean, sorry, you don't want to stay in Delaware? Absolutely not. Absolutely not.

I think that millennial parents are more on board with not automatically assuming that college is for everyone and everybody should go. And I think that for me, too, like, one, I don't want you go to school in Delaware. And two, I would also probably not be inclined to pay for it if it was something that you didn't need to major in like me. I didn't need a degree in communications. I was already doing what I do and I didn't need a degree. But now I do have an undergrad if I want to go to law school at any point. But I do think that ASL is cool because you can do it in so many settings. You can do it at concert.

You had said that you wanted to do it in the medical setting. and before you even told me that I thought that it would be cool for you to do it in like a government setting for embassy, for court, for whatever, but I didn't even think about the medical setting. Yeah. I don't know why,

but for some reason, the medical setting just kind of is so interesting to me. I think it would be a little intense and under pressure depending on the circumstances, whether I am interpreting for a patient or a doctor. But yeah, depending on the situation, it might be pretty hectic. But I think it would be really cool. So college visits, we're going to do them your junior year

because you'll have to probably apply the end of junior year into your senior year. I don't even remember when you start applying. So hopefully your advisor at school can help us know. Yeah. And I'm just so ready for you to be just, I just know that you're bigger than Delaware. Like, oh yeah, for sure. There's nothing. There's nothing here.

Outside of that, what are you looking forward to for this summer first? So I have been on a little bit of a journey in film. I made a short film. A few, I directed it and came up with it a few weeks ago. And I've had many ideas since. Good. And I think that you not only proved to yourself, but you also proved to me that you're capable of doing it with whatever resources you have available right now.

Yeah. So Elliot wanted to put together this whole thing where they would do a casting call for film and go down to the beach and go for fun. And I kind of brought to him like concerned. because from my experience filming, you have to have certain permits or permissions. And then it's a liability. So do you have insurance? And then it's like camera footage and not camera footage, but camera equipment and things like that.

And it just was like a big to do. And so Elliott went down to the beach with his friend for a weekend with their family, shot a short film. Surprise the fuck out of me. It was so cool. And I just, the first five minutes of it, I'm like. you edited this? Yeah. I was so proud of you and it was

probably on the fly like you didn't have intentions of doing that when you like a day out there. Nope. Not at all. Such a good job. Yeah. And it was also one of those things where we kind of made it up as we went. It was very improv.

Like we did not have a plan. We thought of what we could make a film about just because we thought it would be cool. And you know, I brought up to them that, you know, I had the plan of making one at some point this summer. And so we kind of came up with a little idea for a horror film and we filmed it. And, you know, it took three hours. We did it on my friend's camera.

And it worked great. It was fun. We have cameras here too, like if you ever need to use them. Yeah. I, when I was watching it, I noticed because they just used, like, the beach house that they were staying at and um i noticed it had like a ring camera or something and i'm like i just know the ring footage on that street just overall like people were probably like what the fuck is going this lady across the street she had like a balcony it was a glass door when

like window situation she was watching us through the window while we were filming outside did you see what you were doing no she was just staring because she was probably like and Across the street. But then somebody's going to be able to make a short film from the ring footage. Yeah. But it was so cute. Like I thought, yes, it was a horror film, but it was, like, cute that you guys, like, did that and executed because I don't know I wouldn't have been able to do that. So I'm proud of you for it.

Yeah. I think it turned out very well for how unorganized it was. Like thrown together. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I feel like the second you're pregnant, you're basically living at the doctor's office. and it doesn't have to stop once you're a mom, right? Appointments, sick visits, all of it. It really makes you appreciate the nurses, doctors, and everyone who takes care of you and your kids through it all.

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you and lincoln went to go see a movie the other day what was it called the backrooms how was that i really liked it i think also fun fact the director of that film is the youngest in I think history. I don't know if in history or like in history of that studio company or whatever. Yeah. A24, 20 years old. And I think that's crazy. I also think that's crazy. I think that's really cool. So yeah, for plans this summer, I'm definitely going to be volunteering a lot. For National Honor Society, I have to do 40 hours of volunteer service. I have 20 hours of volunteer service. I have 20. so far. So halfway there. Okay. And Summer hasn't started yet really, or just started. And then I started working on another short film idea. It's also a horror film. But it's going to be a little more organized. I started writing a script. So, and I'm also going to be gathering a few friends to do it instead of casting. Because, you know, that just makes

sense. It makes more sense. Yeah. I don't know. The idea of casting and you guys being teenagers and like I don't know how to make a film. I don't know how to cast for something. Yeah. And I wouldn't be able to help you the way that I feel like I should and I just don't want you to be taking advantage of or other people to feel taking advantage of.

And so I just think that for right now maybe the friends is the way to go. Yeah. And even siblings. You should work and work. Yeah. It'll take them out of my hair for a little bit. You want to act in a horror film? Oh, yeah. You know Lux is trying to make his full debut all day. Yeah, true.

So, um... I mean, if he wants, I have a role for him. Let him know. I'll let him know. He's trying. He's, you two, you and him are definitely made for the big screens, I think. Because you want to. Lincoln, I think, would do it if he was asked to, but if he's not going to go, like,

pursue it, you know what I mean? Yeah, I see. Yeah. But he'll do anything sports-related. Yeah, for sure. Do you want to come say hi? Lincoln's behind the scenes. He's acting like he's directing this whole shin dig.

Yeah. You are moving up from sixth grade and going into seventh grade. How do you feel? I feel ready to go into seventh. You want to do basketball and soccer? Mm-hmm. And I want to take Spanish. Spanish is fun.

You're already fluent. Yeah. Why would I? why would I do French and get bad grades when I speak Spanish so I could get good grades? Can you? Duh. Can we have a little quick conversation in Spanish because I was practicing my Spanish all weekend. So over the weekend, we went to Becky's house, and since no siblings were going, you are going to a graduation thing.

Lux and Creed were with their dad, and then the babies were with their dad. He asked if one of his best friends could come. Becky said yes. He doesn't speak English very much. will. So every time I'm saying something, he looks at Lincoln. And he's such a good kid. He is such a good freaking kid. He's so polite. He's so sweet. He's all the things. Right. And I told him as best I could. Around parents. Listen. Whatever. So we look him here because he was such a sweet kid. So I told him, I'll help him learn English if he helps me learn Spanish. And so Lincoln was just

translating and I asked him if I spoke Spanish okay and he said that I understand more Spanish than Lincoln does. Oh. He told me after you. Are you lying? No, he lying. Okay, but we can have a conversation in Spanish so I can show off my Spanish speaking skills. Appriendientiento Españo. See?

I practicando Spanish all those days. Okay. my I'm a little, my little chiquita. Aww, my little boob. And I understood that. So what did I say? Surprising me. You know what?

I will say, Eliante unfortunately speaks the least amount of Spanish in the entire household. I speaks the least amount, but you might be tied with him. Yeah. But to be fair, I comprehend. Like, I know more. I just can't speak it. You know, I can read it.

And I can, if you talk at a good pace, I can. Spanish. No, you can just stay out now. Berski. Lux and Creed go to Spanish immersion school, half day English, half day Spanish. And then my nanny, which I don't like to call her my nanny, Tata is like literally like a mom to me. She watches the babies and she only speaks English.

Sorry, Tata only speaks Spanish. So all the babies speak Spanish. And it's so funny because if you ask the kids something, sometimes they just answer. In Spanish, yeah. So I said like, where is Valley? Aki. And I'm like, what? Like, what are you saying?

So I absolutely love that. And I wouldn't change that for literally the world. So if I could, if I had the opportunity to learn Spanish growing up, I would have loved that. But, you know. Well, we can learn together. Yeah. I have an 800-day streak on Duolingo. Wait, what did you say about Duolingo when I was at the hat when we were in Feckis?

Something about like, my Spanish was like, Duolingo. Do you remember? Yeah. My friend was like, he was like, I'm learning English. I'm learning English. And you were like, I'm learning Spanish also. I was like, and Duolingo. It's like, I'm learning from being immersed.

Right. Okay. Are we going to practice this little Spanish conversation real quick? What should I say? How about you quiz me? That would be a good one. Okay. You could quiz both of us.

Okay. Like, I ask you guys questions. Yeah, ask us for Spanish. Can it be about you? No. Sure. Okay. Where is?

Pennsylvania. Mm-hmm. Oh. Pennsylvania, right? Oh, okay. It's the same answer. Okay, so tell me in. What is your color favorite?

Azul. Rojo. Don't ask me to say Rodrigo with a Spanish accent. Because that's the one thing I can't. I'll be practicing all these soccer player names. I cannot say Rodrigo with a Spanish accent to save my life. The R's and the Ds are hard, to be fair. Rodriguez is just, like, I have to say that like a gringa.

Because I can't. Oh, yeah, no. Rodrigo. You know how you name in Spanish? Yeah, I know. Lingo. Lincoln Marroquine

I love all the Hispanic and Spanish-speaking country cultures I just think they're so great and I'm so fascinated by like other places I'm so white

it's not even fun and it's just embarrassing because like so many other cultures have so much to bring to the table I don't know a single recipe I don't know a single language

I don't know anything a dance a tradition, delicacy. I don't know any of that from any of like my white backgrounds. Like, and none of it. Ancestors and like grandparents and stuff didn't bring any traditions and carry them throughout where like your grandparents, like your dad's parents. Yeah.

Our first generation here. His dad is first generation here and Spanish was hobby's first language. So like their traditions and values and cultures are still celebrated today. Like your grandma, when you were a baby, would sing, cruna. And we don't have any of that. No. You know? Like, it kind of sucks.

Yeah. So maybe I'll just make up some fake ones. Okay. Well, that's how it starts. Wow. You know? Yeah. Yeah, you could do that.

Will you take Spanish next year? Yeah. Okay. I will take Spanish four. Oh. Yeah. I've already passed Spanish three. Oh, period.

Yeah. I think I passed with like a 98 overall. Tell them what you got on your English final. A hundred. I was sick. I was sick. I've never gotten 100 in my life. Yeah.

But to be fair, though, I had to work extra hard for that because I got extra credit. So, to be fair. Do you have finals in sixth grade? No. Like final tests? No. Right now, we just have. have a project. It was due today, but we're done after this.

What was your project on? In English, it was about Malala Yusuf Sae. Tell us about her. So Malala Yusufa is a woman, and she was a kid, she asked Kalal to, like, what was it, like, feel like to be dead? Oh. And, no, we're like, and then. Never heard of this.

Like, a couple weeks later, she is on. her school bus and the Taliban shot her in the head. Oh. Did she pass away or did she live? I'm kidding. So she immediately got rushed to the hospital and then after three months she, like, you know, they did a bunch of surgeries and she was alive. She's alive and she's fine now.

I feel like I know who you're talking about. She won the Nobel Peace Prize in 20. I know who you're talking about. And she stands up for girls' education. I love that. Do you respect that? And her book is I Am Malala. Did she get shot by the Taliban in her home country or in America? Home country.

She didn't go to me. She wasn't in America. Yeah. Does she live in America now or no? She grew up in Pakistan and then she moved to England. But she got shot because her dad was like he was like talking about the Taliban because they terrorized Pakistan and they're just bad people. It was like the cartel, but a little bit worse. And I'm pretty sure she was like shot on a bus or something. I just said that.

Oh, sorry. And yeah, like, okay. Just like talk, talk about him. So then the Taliban handed down his daughter. And then when I got in a school bus, she was at, he was asking everybody who is my mama. showing me who Marla is. So I got to start right in the head. Yeah.

Wow. I'm going to have to look. I haven't. You never knew about her? So funny enough, it's not funny, but when I was doing the narration for the audio book that I just did for Rob Shooters, it started with a whisper, Malala was referenced in the book, but I didn't know what the, like, I had no idea who that was, but she was referenced in passing in the book.

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What did you like about sixth grade? It was very fun I met many new people You know We actually had things to play with at recess this year Goodbye You're fun Soccerball, basketball

You know You know at my school When I was in middle school We weren't allowed to bring like balls outside or like to kick around or anything it's pretty sad yeah i'm on the third day we were playing football and we were trying to play cat tackle like it was like the building and like over here there was a bunch like it was a couple grass area and it was like it was like you go there so like we expect the teachers not to see us so we could play tackle football

but there's always we got the football it's like you know okay life seems hard for middle schooler. Yeah, I mean, definitely sixth grade problems for sure. Sixth grade was a really rough year for me. Actually, 10th grade was a really rough year for me as well. You were. You were. I didn't know where I belonged.

I wanted to be. You were still figuring it out. Yeah. Yeah, I was going through it. But are you looking forward to anything this summer? I know that this week is the week that you go stay with your dad for the whole summer. You get to spend the entire summer with your siblings, no school.

What plans do you have this summer? You're going to train with dad and play soccer? I'm locked in the summer. Okay. Say that one more time? I'm locked in the summer. Locked into what? For England.

So Lincoln's playing soccer in England in August. So with that being said, it is towards the end of the summer. So your dad and you and your brother are going to, what, like, just train and just be working out and... Which brother? Eli. Oh, okay. Me and my dad were doing a 5K. Are you really?

Yeah. What day? Wait, that's so fun. This week? Bruh. A 5K? We didn't get the memo. We didn't get the invite.

We wouldn't have done it, but we didn't get the invite. I don't think I can run two miles. I think it's like a 5K. is what like two and a half oh it's three also I can run one and a half you better carb load what my you have to you would have to carb load the day before or something or like a couple days yeah you don't have a whole lot of extra calories to burn yeah but not much here want to do one no you know what my three miles time is like 31 27 or something listen whatever it's good for you do the summer whatever you do with your

dad and your family over there i'll be proud of you i'm excited for you i will miss you but i will be excited to see who finishes one mile faster by the end of the summer i'm gonna train and you train and then when you come home we'll see who runs a mic what are you laughing about taking all these off why are you laughing you think you can run that yeah maybe you didn't You could beat her? When I was in high school, I was an 8.30 mile. You said what? When I was in high school.

Little bro, that's cheese. Eight minutes and 30 seconds. Little bro, I run 8.56. But what I'm saying is, like, I'm a big. That's in high school. Yeah, exactly. I'm in sixth grade. It's been 16 years.

She would literally, literally, she would be on her mile run at like 0.5. She'll be like, oh, my God, I'm tired. Like, she'd be to get a notification from like TikTok. She would open it and she would just scrolling there for like two hours. And I was like, oh, wait, I forgot my mile. I have ADHD and I have no meds right now. So girl gets them. I can't because they have a shortage on Adderall.

Oh, what? There's a shortage on Adderall so I can't get it. So I've been unmedicated for like two months. That's an exaggeration. They need to hurry up with the Adderall. They do because you need it. Special order for you. Well, I think I'll run a faster mile without it, so check back at the end of the summer.

Okay. Do you have anything else you want to say? Did you clean your room? Yes, ma'am. So when I go check it, did you take your bathroom trash out? No. That was Lexi's job. I cleaned my room, and I told them to clean up with me, and they said no.

Siblings, they said. Have kids, they said. Sure. I watched that, but you just decided that on your room. What? what's said that you just decided that I'm not my hope for you guys and I understand that after 18 years old I can't tell y'all what to do but I hope that if y'all decide to have kids not me well I know you probably won't no and I hope nobody tries to convince you otherwise like it really pisses me off when people try to convince people who choose to be childless they try to convince oh you'll change your mind oh that was targeted I hate that so much. Like, don't do that.

If somebody doesn't want kids and they don't want kids. And if they want to change their mind, they will change their mind on their own. For Lincoln, who I, if I know you all individually the way that I think I do, I do think that one day Lincoln will have a family. But my hope for you as your mom is that you experience so much life. Like, no doubt your dad and I, you were planned. You were the only one that was planned. Right.

think about that. What? It feels awkward. I think about that. Like, one day you got, you're like, we're going to have a kid and like, let's do it. Like, it just sounds weird. And that's like how I was just born. Like, it just feels weird.

Okay. I could see why that would feel weird. But what I was going to say was that whether you choose to go to college or the military or a trade school or open a business, whatever you decide in your life, I hope that you live so much life before you have kids. And yes, there is pros and cons to being a young parent versus not. But I just find that you can, once you do it all yourself, you can always go back and do a bunch of stuff a second time when you have a family. But like, I just want you to experience so much life.

And you know what? We can travel together. We'll go travel. Go to Europe. Go. But we're first thing. We're going to preserve first. Great.

Let's do it. I want to go to Brazil now. Let's go. Just trust me. When I'm 17, I'm going to be playing for Santos, F.C. And I'm going to let you guys to my game in Brazil, because Santos is Brazil. Okay. And I'm going to give you guys a weekly trip.

Weekly? I don't know. No, like a week trip. I mean, like a week trip. Okay. Deal. So Brazil when Lincoln's 17. So Lincoln's.

12, so I have to save for Brazil in five years. Oh, I'm gonna pay for it. Okay, bet. For all of us? Yeah, how many? Just us too? You, Elliot, depending on if you have another boyfriend, I'll pay for him to.

No, he can stay home with the kids. Bro. They have dads. Oh, yeah, bro. Barely. Bro, this is not not. roast of Bill Lowry and her baby dads. This is what you asked for when you have us on the podcast.

This is what happens. We're going to have a really fun, productive conversation, not y'all frying yet. How do you feel about Elliot, when Elliot graduates, you'll be starting high school? How do you feel about that? Are you going to college? Yeah, probably. And we'll be traveling all summer, freak all of y'all, just us too. So.

So. So, Elliot wants to get the hell out of Delaware. Yeah. That was more so my question. How do you feel about Delaware? Yeah. It's like, like just the open fields. Like, like.

You do or you don't like that? I do. Like, it just see an open field. For soccer. Whatever I want in the open field. Yeah. Like, soccer. You can do anything.

Like, I can literally, it's just free open fields. I could build my own gym there. Nope. But you could do that anywhere. If it ain't my property, no one can't. Where would be your top three locations? In America? Yes, in America.

Yeah. Number one would be Texas. Okay. We got... Texas is, yeah. Number two, we got... It's a decent option. Florida.

And number three... No. You be quiet, boy. Oh, okay. And number three, maybe like... Maybe, like, Oklahoma. What? I don't know.

That is so random. Carolina's, Georgia. No, sit. North or South Carolina, definitely. What would be your top three? Texas, North Carolina, or South Carolina. And I would say, I actually don't know if I have a third one.

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My number one is the Carolina. either North or South. My number two would be Atlanta, and my number three is Dallas. Atlanta. Let's go to Atlanta and meet A&P. Who's A&P? Amp. Amp? Oh. Chris and Ed, Dennis, you know, Phantom, Chris next door, Davis. You said they're in Dallas or Atlanta?

No, Atlanta. Asian, you know. How do we feel about Georgia? I'm game for Georgia. I think Georgia has some of the similar, it's close in have to drive to Florida for the beach. Yeah. You can drive to the beach. They also have like lakes.

So, and they think they have mostly all four seasons. I love all four seasons. Even if it just snow. And as much as I hate the cold, it's, I like that there's all, there's spring and fall and summer and, you know, all the things. I would say I don't like it here. But so. Because it's mostly cold.

It's like too cold for too long. But the further south you go, you get less cold. Do you know what I'm saying? Yeah. And then the thing. about North Carolina. It's pretty in the middle. It's like there's mountains, there's beaches, there's lakes, there's all of the things.

All of that is included. Like the decision that we make or that the judge makes will all be in full, like one full, like rebrand, re-evaluation of my life. You know what I mean? Yeah. And you'll also be a judge. Yeah, I will say though, regardless if she moves or not, I am not saying. in Delaware. I don't plan on it. And

I don't blame you. I would be sad, but I won't blame you at all. I do not see my adult years spent in Delaware. And I also wouldn't want that for you. Yeah. Not something that is like reasonable.

I don't think. Do you plan to move out? Do you mean that because you want me to move out or are you just curious? Both. You want him to move out? He's lying. He wants your room.

He's lying. No, he loves me so much. We're best friends. Yeah, of course. You just lose room, huh? My room is small. Why do you want my room? So I can have my own man cave in it.

Like, literally, like, or, like, I literally have my room. Okay. I'll put, like, a gaming setup. I'll put, like, a mini fridge and stuff. And then like right next to I've had I had like a TV when I'll play the game and like right next to the TV like when I see the game There's like a right TV so I can play the game while watching basketball soccer football and just amazing while even someone like what we didn't like from freaking

I don't know some right shit. Okay. Well How about instead you move link lucks in there and then keep your room now so you have more space No. Oh He wants a room to sleep and a room to do things. Okay. He needs for activities. Okay, great. Good to know.

Good to know. Is there anything else that you want to say on this podcast? Have a good day. Nope. Okay. Have a great day, eyes. So, to summarize the entire episode, looking at colleges next year, got 100 on your English final. What else do you have this week?

This week is my last. last week of school. Tomorrow's my last day. I think for the rest of this week, kind of just planning on what I want to do with my summer. I think that a majority of it is going to be volunteering.

It's going to be, I was looking into a summer camp, a theater summer camp. I don't really know how that's going to go. I find out this week. Um, I definitely am going to make a short film or two this summer. I am very excited for that. Um, I'm hoping that I can share it with everybody.

So, you know, might see something about that soon. I am going to also try to make room for my friends, obviously. Um, but yeah, I think that this summer is going to be fun. And London. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, it's true. on Wednesday

we are doing a kickball tournament yeah you're glad my your one friend your one friend isn't coming anymore so are we doing 2B2 or 3 v3

so you're bringing another friend yeah and bring my soccer to me okay there's no out of balance yeah no there needs to be There needs to be, Mom. Mom, you cannot do this. No.

What did you say in Spanish? He wants me shut up. Say it in Spanish. Yeah, he wants me shut up. No boundaries. Okay. I know what? Practice in Spanish real quick.

Okay. That's something I know. Say Rodriguez. Rodriguez. No. Say Rodrigo. Rodrigo. I can't Rodrigo.

Okay. Are you name five Spanish-speaking countries. Ooh. Argentina. Okay. Guatemala. Period.

Other than Guatemala, because that's easy because I'm holding. Kutazal? Is Kutasal? Is that a Spanish? Kurasal? No. Okay. Belize? Is that a Spanish-speaking

countries? Yeah. I think so. El Salvador. That's three. Dominican Republic. You too, boy. Me? Okay.

You get the name five. No, I did five. Five different ones? Okay. Um, Chile. Oh, good one. Uh, Ecuador. Oh, that's an even better one.

You said El Salvador, right? Mm-hmm. Okay. Um. Baraguay. Or Paraguay. Uruguay. Uruguay.

There's a no. Or, I don't know how to pronounce that one. Um, that. That's a country or a continent. Oh, wait. Spain? Yeah. Oh, wait.

Oh, wait. Oh, wait. Never mind. Okay. So, Spain. Well, that's five. Okay. Me?

I knew that one, but for some reason, like, subconsciously, I thought it was. You did? Mm-hmm. I said my last one was Dominican Republic. Okay. Cuba? Costa Rica. Oh, good one.

Okay. So am I speaking? You. Okay. Tuoblando. Okay. Okay. Let me speak.

Okay, so we got Cuba, Colombia. Period. Gia Curio. Oh, I didn't think of that one. We got Honduras. Mm, forgot about that. Mexico. Yeah.

That one was too easy. That's five. Puerto Rico. That's not a country. It's a territory. Same difference. It should be its own. Anything else that we need to do?

Anything else for my Spanish? I wanted to practice Spanish because I've been really, really working on it. I need the practice more than you do. I think. Who's a better Spanish speaker? Me or Elliot? The answer's obvious. Who's a better Spanish speaker?

Me or Ike. That's even more obvious. Who is a better Spanish speaker? Me or Lux? You? Don't give in to her. Yeah. Your ego is up here?

It needs to be down here. Calm her. Calm, what they, we? Yeah. Yeah, white buriqua. imagine. Okay, well, I loved having you guys on this episode and thank you for jumping hoops, jumping through hoops with me to record this. I don't know what's to come for the rest

of coffee combos this month. I'm definitely recording for all the episodes, but I just don't know what the plan is, like literally playing it by ear and fitting it into the schedule wherever I possibly can. Where can people find you on social media if you want them to? Isaac Elliott R on all platforms 2 A's 1S 2 L's 2 T's Let's also clarify it's I S AACC

Okay 2 A's 1C 1 S First name Elliot is double Double L double T It's not 1 L it's not 1 T So many people spell your middle name wrong Yeah First name even it's crazy

On our announcement for pregnancy Or like a A baby shower invitation thing. It was not really a baby shower. It's just like a party. But she spelled it wrong on that. And then MTV spelled it wrong. I'm 16 and pregnant.

Yeah, I remember. And I just like so frustrated because I'm like, he's not that hard guys. Okay, I get Elliot. It's not their fault. I do understand Elliot. But the Isaac is. But Isaac, like,

you suck. I mean, it's a stupid name, but like, I'm sorry. Lincoln's better. Lincoln's better. But I like. Roman? Roman?

You're not a Roman. You're not a Roman. I don't think you're a Roman. I did not know. My whole thing was I just knew in my gut that you were a girl and I wanted a navy blue nursery. So I painted the blue, the navy blue nursery and I wanted gold and pink accents. So like... What it was supposed to be like Priscilla?

Priscilla. Priscilla. Which was the last name that we ever heard. If I was a girl, I would... We would call you like Priya or Scylla. Or something. or something cute. Right.

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like, it's a boy and I was like, oh. But it was like seven-ish months pregnant. And your dad and I started watching prison break. Yeah. But we always said we didn't have. have a girl name until literally the night before I gave birth. If it was a boy, we were going to name him Roman until seven months pregnant. We watched prison break. And I looked at Javi and I was like, let's go with Lincoln if it's a boy. And he was on board. Period.

Honestly. Welcome Lincoln, Marshall, Marroquine. Hello. You could have put. No, actually, I was thinking Lincoln, Roman, but also. Yeah, but Marshall's a good middle name too. I think that I should have gone with Roman only because it would have been easier also for his family to pronounce. Like, Lincoln is a very hard name to pronounce for, like, his grandparents.

So I don't really think that it was fair for me to do that, especially because you're so close to your grandparents. So I definitely should have done Roman. Yeah. Marshall is like It's a good It's like a good name But people always think it's from Pop Patrol

Pop Patrol I used to I used to say that about you Lincoln When we were kids Oh like Marshall from Popperstraw That's where you got it from right And I'm like no Like freaking Eminem

Yeah Marshall Mathers The real ones no Yeah Yeah We can call you Eminem because Marshall Mariquin, get it? Marshall Mathers, Marshall Mariquin.

He calls himself M&M because it's Mathers, it's two M's. Yeah. Oh. M and M. So then your Marshall Mariquin could be, because sometimes I call Lincoln Marshy, Marsh, Marshmallow. You came up with marshmallow for you and Romello. Yeah. Okay.

Anyways, thank you so much. Shout out to Alessandra for putting this all together because I don't even know how you're going to edit this. Love you so much. you can find Lincoln on Instagram at Link Merriquin. Oh, actually my TikTok is different.

It's just I, Elliot, are because we... Yeah, they age restricted me with like 500,000 followers. Okay. Yeah, it's pretty sad.

Okay, cool. I'm sorry. Yeah. Love you all. Thanks for listening. See you next week. Bye-bye. If you want me, I'll do a part two, I'll do it. Okay, period. To play, I want to show you all.

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