Coffee Convos with Kail Lowry and Lindsie Chrisley - Uninvolved Dads, Dead Husband's Ring & NOLA Prison Escape

Episode Date: May 22, 2025

CC416: Lindsie and Kail discuss trying to find a new way to explain what they do for work that doesn't insinuate sketchy internet activities. Today's news topics are all sorts of wild; a young dad doesn't want to change his daughter's diaper, a fiancé wants to honor her husband who passed away by wearing their ring around her neck at the new wedding, and some inmates escape a prison in New Orleans that sounds straight from the books. Today's Foul Play is an unfortunate one that many mom might relate to!Thank you to our sponsors!Buffy: Get 20% off your first Buffy order using code COFFEE at Buffy.coFrankie4 Shoes: Head to US.FRANKIE4.COM and use code COFFEE for 20% off full-price styles. Valid until the end of June.Hers: Start your free online visit today at forhers.com/COFFEECONVOSRoBody: Find out if you’re covered for free at Ro.Co/COFFEECONVOS. Rx only.SKIMS: Check out the Fits Everybody Collection at https://www.skims.com/coffee #skimspartnerSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

I hate gift giving and receiving. Receiving gifts is so weird. What do you say thank you? This is Coffee Convo's with Kale Lowry and Lindsey Chrisley. I really want you to be in your feels Kale. That does not interest me whatsoever. I feel very attacked by you. A spirited discussion about motherhood, friendship, family, and life in the public eye. I'm just not with the fakery anymore. There's a fakery bakery around here. Here's Kailin Lindsay. Good morning. You look good. Thanks honey. It's been, it's been a time over here, but can I tell you I'm obsessed with everything that has strawberries on it and I like can't stop buying it. Love that. I have a Kindle insert and bookmark that has strawberries on it. Do you love it? Yeah.

I'm going to send you bookmarks because I know you don't read much, but you can use them in your Bible. Oh, yes, I can. You know, I'll send you. My mom makes like these homemade bookmarks with a Cricut and like a laminator thing. Yeah, I love that.

She sends them to me all the time. And I'm like, I only use so many bookmarks. Can she make me some? Yeah. She want to collab on chapter seven? Yeah, she can make you some bookmarks. They're actually pretty cute. I'm like, I love that you send these but like how many books do you think I have? So I switch out my Kindle inserts and my bookmarks to match the covers of my books. Wait, what? So like, for example, let me pull out so I have this right next to me. So I would pick one of the bookmarks I have that matches these colors.

Oh, so it's like really methodical thought out process like nothing else you do. Yeah, actually, actually. Yeah, smart on. But wait, I have to tell you this. Okay. So last night, I'm at soccer practice and I see the video. So for those of you guys listening who don't know, coffee combos has a girl named Allie who runs our socials and we get the content. She posts it. She, you know, helps us. She made a video. I'm assuming it was her because it wasn't me. Where it's, it wasn't us. And she made this really cute video and it says, because how do you explain this to a man? And it's me and Lindsay, like getting ready and like laughing and like having a good time. And I'm sitting at, Oh, hold on. There's a toddler in here. Come on, Nani. Oh, because

it's a thriller blanket. It's it was in a PR box for a book. That terrifies me. Geneva Rose wrote The Perfect Marriage and the Perfect Divorce and it's a thriller. So that was that link. I use it all the time when we record. So I'm at soccer and I see this video and I didn't know it was going up, which is fine. Like I don't care. But I see it. I'm at soccer and I see this video and I didn't know it was going up, which is fine. Like I don't care, but I see it. And I'm like, I actually got so emotional about the video because truly not even just

a man, but like nobody can understand the dynamic between us, but also like the podcast itself. And someone was with me and he looked at me and he goes, but is she your best friend? And I'm like, she's literally like a sister to me. Like, what do you mean? And I don't, you can't, and he's like, but you guys worked together, you met through work and I'm like, I know, but like you can't. Does he understand that we have been sisters for eight years? I'm like, you don't get it. Like you can't, you can't understand. And he's like, you, that's just not how this goes. Like that's just like a work friend. And I'm like, you don't get it. You can't understand. And he's like, that's just not how this goes.

That's just a work front. And I'm like, literally no. You can't explain this to a man, let alone any fucking buddy. I feel like nobody really truly understands the dynamic of the behind the scenes stuff. And they shouldn't. I don't know why I would assume that they should know that.

I never assumed anyone knew. I thoroughly resonated with what was on the video because I'm like, truly no one understands. And I don't know how to explain to people what I do for a living and I don't know how to explain. I asked my kids over the weekend, what do you guys think I do for work? And they were like, you talk about books on your podcast. And I'm like, not really. The past eight years I haven't been talking about books on your podcast and I'm like, not really. Like the past eight years, I haven't been talking about books on the podcast. Like I don't know how to describe what I do for a living.

Wait, did I tell you the story on the podcast, the time that I went to go and buy the Bronco? Maybe about what I do for a living. I hate when I say I'll be like, I'm in the entertainment industry. And I'm like, not porn. So I was doing the test drive and almost crashed on the test drive. And I'm like, maybe this car is like not really fucking for me. Well, the guy was in the car trying to make small talk. I think he knew I was like kind of nervous. And he was like, well, what do you do for a living? And I said, you know, just like stuff on the internet. So they go back into the thing to like work up the numbers and stuff and come back out.

And it's two guys now and they're like, like what stuff do you do on the internet? Like only fans? And I was like, no, no, no, no, no. I need to come up with a better way of saying what I do for a living, but I feel like people don't understand. You know what? At that point that you were in the car in the Bronco, you should have just said, pull up your phone and just played it. Because I feel like at that point, I don't

know how to describe it. Because also, if you say, oh, we have a podcast, people who don't already listen to podcasts assume that people who have a podcast are just like washed up. Like it's like, there's like nothing left for them to do. So we just have a podcast. I know. And it's like, you know what, we got into podcasts when it was like on the Delta sky flyer, flyer, it was like an article that was in there and no one really knew anything about podcasts. We had no idea what we were doing and just took a leap of faith and here the fuck we are.

But I just want to say, you guys that are listening to this, we love you so much. Please tag someone that doesn't listen to a podcast and beg them to give us a chance because it's fun over here. It's very fun and good morning. Welcome to another episode. I feel like I've lived 12 lives. I've never felt more like a cat than the last like week and a half. Speaking of cats, on Sunday night, Elliot decided he was bringing home a kitten. You have another cat? We have a kitten.

Does it live inside? It lives in the dog room currently because I'm pretty sure, don't quote me on this, but I think it was removed from its mom too soon. Oh. Let me look up what the timeframe is. I think it's like six to eight weeks. Oh, the kitten's three weeks old.

I mean, are you model feeding? And kittens be separated from mom? eight to 12. Oh, 12 weeks. Preferably 12. Okay, this kitten is I shit you not this big. Can you send me a pic of it? Yeah, I can. Um, also, have you ever thought about like when you get a dog or a cat that like they just go into that situation with full trust just like children except animals like they never see their family ever again?

I think about that so much more often than I should. This is the picture of the kid. This is not at my house. This picture. This is the picture that Isaac's friend This is not at my house. This picture. This is the picture that Isaac's friend sent me just for clarity. Yeah. It's just, that's not my house. I don't want you to think that's my floor. Oh my God. Oh, that's the cutest thing ever. And I don't even like cats. That's crazy.

Oh, speaking of, there's a little mouse, a mice, a meese. Is it mouse? Yeah. And this photo, I saw something on TikTok of somebody at the Atlanta airport and it was like a bagel counter. And in the video, it was like a rat crawling across the bagels. No, literally no. Literally no. Because we pop up over here, we were talking about leaving pizza out overnight. If you leave pizza out overnight, would you eat it the next day? I'm like, first of all, I'll eat food that's out for four days. I don't care. Rice, pasta,

which I know is super dangerous. I still do it. We were talking about the pizza. He was like, a lot of pizza places, whether they admit it or not, are leaving pizza out all night long and reheating it the next day and serving it to us. And see, that's why I'm not eating at pizza places anymore. Now that I know that. And so I'm like, okay, unless it's made fresh, like hot and ready from Little Caesar's. I was just fucking talking about Little Caesar's the other day. You were? Yes. And I can't remember who I was talking to it about,

but it used to be like the it thing in the 90s. Like you pull up, you get your hot and ready, and you're good to go. Ate it all through my pregnancy. Will and I would get it once a week. If I had to eat a piece of Little Caesar's pizza today, I might die. You might shit yourself. Yes. It's something about the crust or like something.

Hope Little Caesar's never wants to sponsor us because they will not. Don't talk shit. We can't pass up the sponsorship. Like they're going to off me. OK, so I saw this article the other day, and I wanted to get your thoughts on it now that you have a girl It was on parents.com and it says dad refuses to change his baby girl's diapers because it's gross And this was like a whole reddit thread. So the mom turned to reddit to try to get advice and While I would just like never do that,

maybe she just felt very alone. But she said that her husband's 23 years old. And he told her he doesn't want to change diapers because it's gross. She said she did everything right. In fact, she was probably more understanding than she had to be telling him. Because he is a man and she is a baby girl, she has different parts than he does. It can feel intimidating to clean those parts correctly. She assured him that she would help him learn along the way. But after their daughter was born, he still refused to even be in the same room with her when she was changing diapers.

He asked, why would I take her from you to change her and then bring her back to you when you could just do it? So she rightfully replied, because you're her dad, what if something happened to me? Or what if I had to leave her with you for an hour or two? Actually, she probably could have stopped that reply right there because you're her dad, changing diapers is the most basic task that a baby's caregiver can perform. It's the bare minimum and should be a non-negotiable. Okay, there's several things that stick out to me here. The first thing that

you said is that he's 23 years old. That's number one. Let's talk about how a man's frontal lobe doesn't even develop until what, like 25, 30. Secondly, a woman is carrying the baby, birthing the baby, maybe breastfeeding the baby, up probably all night with the baby. The most basic thing that you can do is change the baby's diaper. If you don't know how, I'm pretty sure you could have asked in the hospital while she was getting birth. Like how do I clean these folds? I mean, I think back to when I had Jackson, we were both 23 years old and Will had never changed a diaper, never held a baby, like nothing. But never did he ever refuse to change a diaper. Like he watched me do it a couple of times before he attempted to do it. But there that was

like never a conversation or never a thought. And I wonder how often this happens with dads specifically with girls? I don't know. I, Elijah raised like helped raise his nieces to my knowledge. So I, he I never had to show him anything. And the wiping method for boys and girls is different. I understand that like, that's a learning curve. But what was interesting to me in this article, it says the dad is signing her up for a lifetime of doing all the labor of parenthood with none of the enjoyment. Parenting is hard, but it can also be incredibly fun. It should be an adventure, not a prison sentence. He seems to be using a tactic known as weaponized incompetence to have his wife shoulder the burden and for

what? It's hard to imagine what he could be prioritizing over his newborn. Well, let's think about all the things that we do in the time that it takes to change a diaper. She could go to the bathroom. She could get a drink. She could get something to eat. He's not thinking like that. I also think for breastfeeding moms, because I breastfed Jackson for a decent period of time, so I was always waking up doing like the night feedings and stuff. So I do believe in the method of one person sleeps while one person is awake. I think that's great. I don't know what that looked like for you with twins.

Probably very different scenario, but I'm not waking him up to change a diaper when I'm already breastfeeding him, right? But there are certain situations like in the morning, if I'm still sleeping because I've been up multiple hours of the night, like wake up and change. Yeah. No, I agree. Do you remember me telling you about when all three babies were in my room? Yes. Like the cribs were just lined up at the wall.

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in the room. So they don't always wake the other one up now. Really? Yeah. So that's kind of nice. A lot of times Valley is yelling, not like crying, like yelling for me to come get her in the morning and versus just chill. Their personality is completely different. Yeah. 1000%. 1000%. What I also thought was interesting, it says, why refusing to change diapers is just the beginning. The mom is not a partner or his equal in this relationship. What she is, is

essentially a single parent. To that end, one Reddit commenter offers this advice. If you come back and find he hasn't changed her, maybe give him one more chance, but let him know that your marriage is on the line. If he fails again, take her and leave. Why stay with someone who refuses to parent his own children? Another person writes is the expectation that over the next three years, he will never be alone with his daughter for more than a few minutes. He will never take her anywhere without you. That's absolutely absurd. He needs to learn how to change a diaper because he literally cannot be a parent without that. I think it's worse to be in

a relationship with someone and be a single parent than to just be the single parent by yourself. I would tend to agree. I think Will and I went through a period of time where we were co-parenting under the same roof and he was doing single parent activities with Jackson and so was I. Like while y'all were married, you were each doing stuff with him separately, but not doing stuff with him together. Yes. I feel like you, I remember you talking about that. I remember, I told you this already, but for those of you who don't know, when I was nursing Lincoln,

I nursed him for the first year exclusively. Javi did not help me, so I would squirt him with my breast milk in the middle of the night. He'd be like, what is up? Wait, you would just put your titty out and press on your nipple and squirt him? Yeah, just pinch my nipple and it would shoot out. It's like... Guys, it's... Yeah. You just fucking pissed me off. If you ask Lincoln to this day, what did your dad do while your mom was giving birth?

He will say, my dad sat there in basketball shorts. Yes. That's what I told you about Will. I'm like, you're just sitting there. You are... Like, you're on Big there. You are 1000%. It's very fucking alarming. Also, you know what else is really alarming to me? I heard some man say at this place that I was at a couple of days ago, he was talking shit about

his wife. So he was like sitting at this bar. And he was with two guys and he was like, you know, she acts like childbirth is the hardest thing ever. It's not that hard. My check you had a dick. Imagine stretch like that stretching as wide as the vagina. Imagine, first of all, when men have colds, they act like they've never been sick before. They don't know how to act.

Imagine them giving birth. Listen, I don't care what I have going on. If Will is ever sick and he needs to take care of Jackson on those days, he's immediately not because I don't want to receive the fucking phone calls. Could you imagine? Because when moms are sick, they just have to thug it out and take care of the kids regardless. The dad's in bed, freaking out. What does Kristen say?

I have said, with that keyhole can stretch the same size as my vagina, then he can talk to me. Honestly, what would it take? What could we do that would compare for a man? Remember when that trend was going around and people were making videos on the internet and it was the thing that made you have period cramps for men? I've done that. I forget what it was called.

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Could you imagine? I'll print one out right now. Pin the name on the place. Label this. Can you actually do that and get back to me? Couldn't print it out actually. Um, okay, we only have one listener topic today because we got a lot of shit that we've got to get through and we're just

rambling along. I want to know what you think about this because I have a completely different perspective than this person. Are y'all allowed to attend events at your child's elementary school? They recently had a field day and parents could not attend. Well, now they're having a book fair and we aren't allowed to come and take our kids to that either. I don't feel it's fair for the parents to have to miss all of this, nor is it fair for the teachers to have to take the whole class of students to these things. And they're not having a kindergarten graduation or a fifth grade graduation for these babies.

They only did one field trip because that's all they were required to do and only one parent per child could go on that. We're going to have big, big differences here because I'm going to be so real with y'all. I don't give a fuck. You're breaking in. It's breaking and entering. I know. I don't want to go to the book fair and I don't, what are we having graduations in fifth grade for? For what? I'm actually shocked because I think that we have the same perspective.

Oh, you have the same perspective as me? Yeah. So, you know that our schools get out at the end of May. So we're wrapping up our last week of school right now. So all of these events are currently going on. We just had field day last week and you can sign up to be an observer and you sign up for like a session. So it's like nine to 1030 in the morning, then they go back into the building, have lunch, and then you come back or can come back from 12 to two. Will and I both went to the early session and then left, but we have a child that's

in fifth grade and he just wants to hang out with his friends. He doesn't give a shit if his parents are there or not. Honestly, in fact, if I asked him, he probably would have said, y'all don't need to be there. It's less fun. No, Lux stops holding my hand. So I walk him into school or like to the fence where he walks into school. He stops holding my hand when we get a little bit closer to the school because he's he's embarrassed.

So he doesn't want me to come to these events and he doesn't. I don't want to be there. I don't want to be there. Like this is not I don't know if it's because my mom never came to stuff. But like, I don't want to be there. I don't want to be there. Like this is not, I don't know if it's because my mom never came to stuff, but like, I don't want to go to field day, like go have fun. You're in school for a reason, but also I can't take off an entire work day to go to field day to observe.

Well, we can observe a hundred crotch goblins outside at the pool at my house any day of the summer. Correct. Well, we just went for a couple hours. Again, it's harder for you because you have so many kids. That would be a lot of fucking field days. Or if you went to one field day, then maybe another child would be upset that you didn't go to their field day.

So I think with parents of multiples, it's a little bit harder on the book fair front, I just remember my parents always giving me like $20 or something. You got money for the book fair? Yeah. No way. Suzy did not send you money? Suzy didn't even know when the book fair was. She never even, she didn't check my folder.

She wasn't, that didn't happen. Okay. So do you remember, let's take it back to the 90s. The 90s. We're like fourth, fifth grade, Lisa Frank's really like fucking popping off. They got all the shit. It's really cool. We were roaming around in our fucking jelly shoes. We got the little pamphlet thing so that you could see what books were going to be available

at the book fair. And you circled the books that you wanted and then they had all the accessories there. So your teacher would take you to book fair to be an observer and to like look at the things that you want. And then you had the little pamphlet so you could circle the things that you wanted to your parents knew how much money to send you. But it was very much a learning lesson because I always remember getting $20 for the book fair and there was always over $20 worth of stuff that I wanted. But if my parents were there, two things would have happened. Either I would have got the extra stuff that

I wanted or they would have just like figured out the money to make it match the $20. When you're doing it by yourself, there's such a learning lesson there to learn how to purchase something on your own. I wouldn't know because I didn't get the jelly shoes or Lisa Frank or money for the book fair. I have no idea. I also feel like boys in the 90s always bought posters at the book fair at the book fair like and I'm sure their parents were absolutely mortified that those had to be hung all over the house. I know Will used to buy posters at the book fair. My kids have posters in their room. And I just want to say that I just paid a company to redecorate, do all of that because the posters drive me crazy.

I can't stand a poster. I can't stand the squishmallows. I can't stand posters. I just, we got to get it together upstairs over here. Okay. Speaking of squishmallows, how often are we like going through things in our kid's room and doing a full blown purge? Because I'm not even kidding you. It took me one hour to go through one little, I box like we're talking like this big of stuffed animals that some of them were like my tie beanie babies from when I was a little kid. It took

me and Jackson one whole hour to create a half of a garbage bag of things to donate. And we have lots of boxes up there that need to be gone through. Like I told somebody the other day, I was like, I'm waiting until he goes to the lake for Memorial Day and he's going to come back and all of his shit's going to be gone. Am I a bad mom? No, I'm waiting until Lincoln goes to his dad's for the summer and redoing his whole room. I know I sort of already have an idea of like what's important to him and what's

not. But Lincoln and Lux, first of all, what's important to him and what's not. But Lincoln and Lux, first of all, Lux can't even sleep in his own bed right now, because he has his entire bed is full of stuffed animals. Okay, what are you doing with them? You're not playing teacher. So like, what's going on? My closet organizer taught me this like really cool trick where if you just want to go do a full blown purge on your kid's stuff. Just go ahead and like purge everything, but put the bags of stuff like somewhere that they can't find it in the house.

So if they start showing their ass, looking for like one specific thing, you can go and find that thing. Okay. And give it a little bit of time and then do your donation. Okay, well that's what I'm gonna do. I promised that I was going to go through Lux and Creed's room over the next two weeks. So that's what I'm, I, it's just overwhelming.

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Oh my God. Wait, Lindsay. So we were driving to school this morning and we passed the Ford dealership and there was this Bronco picture like OJ Simpson riding down the highway in his white Bronco. Okay. It was like that, but it was blacked out. It was so nice. Cool looking. Yeah. It was a two door and, but it wasn't for sale. I want to get a vintage one. I feel is that vintage? Yeah. I mean, it's, it's been, it was so nice. I mean, I would not recommend you buying Isaac a vintage Bronco. No, he's not getting a vintage Bronco, but maybe I wanted a vintage, vintage Bronco. So I saw this article and it was talking about

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Luckily, there's ways for parents to better safeguard their young drivers. And it starts with understanding why teens can be a risk on the road and then putting safety measures in place. It says, although teens' motor skills may be developed enough to obtain a driver's license, their judgment behind the wheel is often a work in progress. Teenagers are wired to be bolder and underestimate risk because their emotional immaturity, social pressures, and underdeveloped prefrontal cortex. Because the prefrontal cortex responsible for decision-making doesn't finish developing and maturing

until the mid to late 20s, teens are often associated with various risky behaviors. These behaviors include speeding, tailgating, distracted driving, often from technology, music or passengers, and driving under the influence of substance and inconsistent seat values. Sounds about right. And what did I say about the frontal lobe?

I know. It was really interesting that, and I didn't think of this, I don't have a child that's getting ready to drive, so obviously wouldn't be thinking of this. I don't have a child that's getting ready to drive. So obviously wouldn't be thinking of this. But it says that parents should set strict technology curfews at night for distraction free sleep. And they should also encourage them to make box breathing a routine to calm their nervous system before driving. What is box breathing? It says it involves inhaling through your nose while counting to four, holding your breath on a count to four and then exhaling for the same amount of time. And these proactive measures

can help minimize risk, but there's also more parents can do. It says create contracts with your team. Here's the thing about contracts is that they're not going to work unless that's something that you're doing on a consistent basis years prior. If I turn around and gave Lincoln and Isaac contracts for anything right now, they would not take that seriously because it's not something they're used to. They don't know how much weight they hold. So I just don't think that that would work. I feel like that would be something that I'd have to start with Lincoln right now.

I know that my parents had a verbal contract with me with my car. I also think it depends on the child. I'm not saying that accidents can't happen with responsible kids because obviously we know that's not true. But I think that certain restrictions and like parameters around the expectations for kids driving and just kids in general will vary by the child. Like the same thing that I do for Isaac is not going to be the same thing that I do necessarily for Lincoln or Lux or Creed or Rio. You know what I mean? They are just different.

It's the same way you just handle all situations differently with each child. I think I could tell Elliot just one time, hey, this is what's going to happen. This is what's going to happen if you don't follow these rules and these are the consequences. I think he's going to listen to me. There were a group of local teens, I believe it was roughly this time last year, it was like right before graduation on a very busy local road. And they were racing like they had, they were on a straightaway and they were racing and one of the car they were coming from the high school. And one of the cars crashed into like a median

and there was a pole there and it killed four kids. That was by you? Yeah. I wanna read this article to you from the New York Post. Fiance wants to wear dead husband's wedding ring when we marry. Wait, what? Okay, hold on, let me read it, let me read it, Beyonce wants to wear dead husbands wedding ring when we marry. Wait what?

Okay, hold on. Let me read it. Let me read it. Let me read it. I think she's getting remarried and she wants to wear her dead husband's ring. Would you do that, Lindsay? Yeah. You would wear like if you got remarried to someone other than will you would want to

wear the wedding ring with will? No, like- Who would you get buried next to? We're not talking about cremation. Say your first husband dies, you get remarried. Are you getting buried next to your first husband or your second husband? Depends if we have children.

Depends who I have children with. If I don't have children with both. Then just put me in a box on the mantle. Honestly, just bury thousands together. But in this current state, I've actually thought about this. I really don't know what my death plan would be. My death plan is push me down the stairs before I turn 65 cremate me and I want everyone to wear my ashes around kill that kind of sound psycho. Yeah, sounds about right. Okay. So this says I've thought long and hard about this though seriously. And it kind of

freaks me out. I don't know if I want to be cremated. I don't know if I want to be buried for the longest time. Like my entire family did not believe in cremation at all. Why though? I don't understand the burial thing. Like what is everyone's upset? They're not even making new cemeteries. So they're overturning old graves, I think after like a hundred years and they're putting, they're like overturning, like turning them over. So you like rent or own a plot. And then in a hundred years, when they think that your family legacy and everybody in your family years when they think that your family legacy and everybody in your family is dead, they put somebody else there.

They rent it or sell it to somebody else. But I'm never going to go to Texas and when my sperm donor dies, I'm never going to go there and visit his grave. You're expecting people to go, you're going to be buried in the ground somewhere, and then you're going to expect for people to go, you're going to be buried in the ground somewhere and then you're going to expect for people to go visit you? I mean, I don't like the idea necessarily of like a cemetery because I just don't like cemeteries in general. But I told you before that my grandparents are in a mausoleum, like all four of my grandparents

right across from each other. But you still have to go because they're in South Carolina, right? Yeah. You would still have to drive or fly to South Carolina to go visit them. Yeah, but I just feel like when somebody passes away, like their body on earth is gone, but like their soul still lives. So I don't feel like they're necessarily there. So then why even put your body anywhere? What's the purpose? If that's how you feel. And I

also feel this guy, I'm just saying I never thought of cremation before because it was so taboo in my family. And I don't know if it was for like religious reasons or whatever. That was just never like a thought because I was raised that you get buried. And now I'm kind of conflicted on that to go back to your question. Because I only have one child with somebody, I would just be like, I'm going to haunt you next to wherever you are. My family does headstones and are also they're cremated, but they do headstones in the cemetery. Oh, that makes sense.

Yeah. So my mom's sister passed away when she was, my mom was 18. My mom's sister was 16, cremated to my knowledge and then has a headstone, same for my grandparents. They also didn't have funerals. She passed away from a teen driving accident? Yeah, a drunk driver. Her boyfriend was driving. He survived and she died and then he did it again and Him and his next next girlfriend were killed and buried together in the same casket So the boyfriend that was driving was the drunk driver. Yes. Oh my gosh Yeah, did your grandparents ever recover from that? No, and I don't think my mom did either

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that he's locking horns with his fiance over one particular wedding day detail. Her plan to wear her deceased husband's wedding ring on a chain around her neck as they tie the knot this fall. And it's been eating at him. The woman's name is Emily. She was previously married to Tyler, who died in a tragic car accident five years ago. The couple had wed in their early twenties and they were truly in love. At first, she was really open about it and respected that, but I knew coming into this relationship that I wasn't her first great love and I was okay with that. I still am mostly. But he goes on to say, she said that she wouldn't be where she is now without having gone through

that loss. And she feels like carrying that part of the story into this new chapter is meaningful. I have an unpopular opinion that I don't really see anything wrong with this. It's not like- I don't see anything wrong with it either. That's what I was- It's not like there was a love triangle affair or whatever. This man died. It's not like there was like a love triangle affair or whatever. Like this man died. That's, I was going to say, I think that this would vary by situation, right? Like if the person's still living and there's a possibility that y'all might still kind of like be in love, but you're just marrying somebody else. I think that's a little fucked up and weird.

Yeah. But the fact that she was in love with her first husband, he died in a tragic way. And the only reason she is where she is, is because of her losing him. I also don't think that you love two people exactly the same anyway. So the love that she has for him and the love that she has for her soon to be husband is very different. And it's sort of immature and naive to think that there was no other love before this man, right? Like you've lived and loved people before in your lifetime. And I just, I don't know, maybe if I was like 20 year old, Kaylee,

I'd be like, what the fuck? Absolutely not. But like today, I don't see anything wrong with it. I've never loved someone the same after my marriage. What do you mean? I don't know, I think that when you go through a divorce in the way that my divorce went down, I think we were so uncertain when it was going on, but like knew it was the right thing.

But I think we both still held on for so long because we were each other's first love, that it was just hard to think outside of that. Do you still feel like you should be Will's top priority even if he was to remarry or be in another relationship? Do you still feel like you would come before that wife or that relationship? No. I think as a mother of his child, do I have a place there? Yes. Do I think that I should be prioritized over who he chose to marry? No. Now when it comes to my child and there was any type of dispute between those parties, then I unfortunately do feel like Jackson and I should be prioritized because

Jackson jointly is our priority. Yeah, I would agree with that. I do agree. Why are your eyes like that? I remember the conversation where people were so upset when you said that you should be, but it was a different time. I mean, I don't really remember when that was, but it was a different time. I feel like there's ebbs and flows after a divorce. I would agree. But no, if it's an unpopular opinion, I don't think that that's weird.

I don't think it's weird. Kristen, do you think it's weird? I don't think it's weird. I feel like he's dead. It's not like it's like a cheating thing. I feel like that should be part of it. I just, I don't know. I just don't, I don't agree with all of that stuff. I personally feel that if you are signing up to get married to somebody that you know that has that level of trauma and you knew that that was her first love and they were in love at the time of his passing, then unfortunately for that person, they have to understand that there are going to be things

that come along with that that are not traditional. Yeah. No, I wholeheartedly agree with you. It's not like Kristen, when she said he's dead, saying someone's dead is so aggressive to me. Like it feels so aggressive. It's like we're dead. Like Kristen will randomly be like, my dad's dead.

And I'm like, it just feels aggressive. Can we just say like, he passed away? She's laughing. And like Becky too, Becky just lost her dad and she'll be like, he's dead, dead dad's club. And I'm like, I don't know if that's like, appropriate. You don't get it until you get it. And then when you're in it, you talk the same.

Cause like, my dad's a dead beat. Right. Like I used to say this to our cousin Zach all the time, right? I'd be like, you make sick jokes. And then his mom passed away. And then he got it and was like, all right, I'm joining in. So it's sort of like one of those things where you like last Yeah, you turn cynical as fuck. I will never forget my Philly show when Lindsey, I wish you were there. Literally everyone around me, their dads were dead. Every single person in the green room that was backstage, their dads were dead. Why was it like that?

I don't know. Wait, have you been watching the news about these 10 inmates in New Orleans, like just dipped. They like escaped. Yes. Do you remember when I got picked for love after lockup? Because I was dating that inmate. Yeah. Why did you do it? What? We weren't in love anymore. I wasn't in love anymore. Yeah. I don't know about this. Okay, so it says that just after midnight on Friday, so this was just like a couple of days ago, a corrections monitoring technician in New Orleans stepped away for food.

When he left the New Orleans justice center had been on lockdown since 10 30 PM as it usually was with inmates expected to be in their cells for the night. In the technicians absence, several inmates began tampering with a door of cell data 1006. They tugged and pulled until it broke open, snuck into the handicapped cell and then a man squeezed through a small hole in the wall behind a metal toilet. Another followed and then another seven more would make their way through the tiny opening as 10 inmates fled the jail. And on a warm muggy night, they left a message on the wall on the way out. And I quote, too easy. LOL. a warm muggy night. Oh my god. CNN's doing too much. A warm muggy night? Like why did they have to add that?

That feels like I'm reading a novel. I don't know. Like a thriller novel. They wrote too easy? Yeah, too easy. LOL. Here's my question. If you were... Why would they do that? Like how old were they?

Their frontal lobes weren't developed. Okay. If you went to jail or prison and there was an opportunity to escape, all the stars aligned and you could escape, would you try? Yes. Because I would be scared and then I would be like, I'm adding time to my sentence and I would have to like really weigh the pros and cons. But do you think that specifically was like a setup?

Like did that person like set that up? Because this literally feels like a Tom and Jerry cartoon where like the guy steps away and they like crawl behind the toilet and into the drywall. Like what's going on? I saw like pictures from inside the jail and people were speculating that it was possibly an inside job with officers because the toilet where it was like unscrewed, they would have had to have like specific tools to get that off. Right. Yeah Give them the tool and then just turned a blind eye

They definitely did they like set that out this literally feels like an episode of prison break Did you ever watch prison break? No, I did not watch prison break It says the men the youngest was 19 years old and the oldest 42 face a wide array of charges including murder, murder, aggravated assault with a firearm and domestic abuse battery. They had prepared for the escape and sink as well as bolts and the cell at least one steel bar protecting plumbing fixtures appeared to have been intentionally cut using a tool. You know who that was? It was the 19 year old Gen Z because Gen Z has it all figured out. It was Gen Z. He was the ringleader. Kale, you should have seen the video of them like running out of the prison.

Coffee Combo's podcast needs to do an escape room, but a jail version. I have been watching this like literally all weekend. Did they get caught? There was a couple of them that were caught. So it says that they were unaware if any of them were armed, but had stated to the general public that they could potentially be armed and dangerous.

And 10 hours after the inmates had fled, that's when the sheriff's office found out about it. And then they sent a city-wide alert at 2.30 PM. Yeah, I got a live update that all but one are caught. All but one? Yes. Yesterday, when I was in Kimbrough's. Yesterday, when I watched the news, there were seven that were still on the run. So they've caught a great deal of them today.

Not a great deal. Great deal of them. Well, like, where did they think they were going, I guess is like my biggest question. Now if I'm facing like murder charges and have been convicted and I'm in prison, like fuck it because I'm in there for a long time anyway. I'm just going to take the risk. I'm bouncing. I don't care about the additional time. I think in Delaware, there's no like, like you go to jail for life. Like there is no, if you're in for murder, like you're in for life and life is the full life, not just for funsies, like a couple.

What do you mean for full life? Like it's not just 20 years. Like, you know, it's like 20 years to life. Yeah. I think it's like your whole life. You know what I mean? That's life. You know what I mean? That's life. No, I think life, when you get sentenced to life is like your prime years. Say I was to go to prison right now, I repeat that in the name of Rihanna. If I was to go to prison right now for life, it would be like 20 years. So it'd be like from 33 to 53-ish. No, I think if you murder somebody you're not just like

Going to jail until you're 53. Yeah, I'm pretty sure in some states life is like 20 years Well, I'll call Kelsey. She works at the prison. Hold on It says a prison term generally it means a prison term for the rest of the offenders natural life with no possibility of parole Hold on. Let me get the let me get somebody on the phone. She works at the prison. She's on DND. So say that again. Okay. So I looked this up and it says, generally it means a prison term for the rest of the offender's natural life with no possibility of parole. What is the natural life?

Like until you fucking die? No. Yes, like what you're saying right now very much is giving addicted. I don't think so. I think you're wrong. I think I'm right. Why would it be said life, but it's 20 years? Because it's like you're like your primary years of your life. Like you're like for funsies time. What do they say to somebody who's 53 that committed that crime? You're just getting 20?

Let me look this up. Hold on. What am I even Googling? Life sentence in Delaware. I found it out. It says in Delaware, a life sentence is legally considered a fixed term of 45 years for the purpose of good time

computation and eligibility for parole. Okay, so let me stop you right there. 20 years was off, 45. So like I could go to prison today and get a life sentence and be out by the time I'm 75. It means that somebody sentenced to life in Delaware will serve 45 years in prison before becoming eligible for parole. That doesn't mean that you're going to get

paroled. But I think some states have theirs is like 20 or 30. Kill. Do you want me to go to school for criminal law really quick and then get back to you? Yes. Okay. Yes. Follow up with me on that because I think you're full of shit. I don't think so. All right, y'all. We regularly talk about how sleep is life's most important ritual that we're all seeking to get right. And I have successfully been able to do that since I changed all of my sheets in my house

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Okay. So I want to ask you, I saw this clip from Unbothered podcast and they were talking about using science to fix a broken heart. And what? Yeah. What the fuck? I quote, my friend cured her heartbreak by following scientific methods, actually studying what happened scientifically when you're going through a breakup. I feel this right now because my brain is feeling the withdrawal symptoms. So this is going to be X amount of time. And that's the way that I combat it. She said that she successfully got over her breakup. She said, I felt everything, but I had an explanation for all of my feelings. It's basically like the same thing if you are tracking your, your period. And I took notes on this. I'm like, I'm pretty sure this

isn't science, what she's doing. I feel like she's practicing being an avoidant. I don't know because I operate so differently when it comes to that, like heartbreak. And I move on very quickly. I don't. And also just have a baby with someone and I won't ever look at you again. Like if somebody has a baby on you, you're like, out. Yeah. Well, nobody's ever had a baby on me. And it takes me a long time to get over stuff. I think that when somebody asked me what our Webby speech was going to be, and I said, thank you, Will and Javi. I think that people don't get our humor, like when we talk about our exes, because they think that we're not over them. When really we're just trauma dumping, you know what

I mean? Oh, yeah, it's a, it's a trauma bond and a trauma dump. It's kind of like, Kristen, he's dead. They're like, they're all dead to us. He sent them back to the streets. Like, that's not what it's about. It's not our fault. They left us with trauma. And stories. Do you want me to tell you what I did the other day that reminded me of that rat bastard? Who's the rat bastard?

Will. Iard. I wouldn't get these off brand candles because I'm from the dollar store. You didn't get those from the dollar store. No, I got them from Kroger but I'm pretty sure they had this brand at the dollar store one time. Do you remember Will's dollar store candles? Yeah, he still likes them. I'm gonna go to the dollar store. He still has them. Well, I, you know what? We love a frugal game.

We love when they save money because we don't. I just love when I walk into his house and it smells like a fucking Christmas tree blew up and I'm like, that kind of smells hazardous. Well. Speaking of, do you even use candles? Or you still use Cinti? No, I use candles.

I have vanilla in my... They're not lit, but you know. Honestly... What? They're not lit right now, like at this moment. But you do light them? Yeah, I do light them. Also, I had to put an air freshener in my car.

My friend gave me an air freshener because my pop-up, he's like my dad, he cleaned out my car, right? Vacuumed it, waxed it, did whatever you do on the inside, I don't fucking know. Looked great, vacuumed up all the crumbs, but it truly smelled like a ball sack. Like it smelled so bad. Was it cleats?

I don't, I think so, because my friend Casey gave me an air freshener to put in there and she's like, Gail, this is so bad. I'm like, I know, but like it had already been cleaned out. So we go through the trunk and there's like all this sports stuff. It's like boxing, football, soccer, all the things. Took it out, immediately smells a hundred times better. Which of your kids has the smelliest feet?

Lincoln Marshall Marquand. Jackson does not have smelly feet. And I'm so thankful that like God did not give him that. Between him and Lux, their stuff smelled so bad. Like it was just, and I don't get it because they're children, like your children, you can't possibly smell sweat that bad. No, some kids like have this smelliest ass feet. See, I don't, they don't, their feet don't really stink. It's not their feet. I think it's just like their sweaty clothes. Um, do you like when your kids come in from outside playing and they like smell like outside? No, I don't like that. And then they want to get like all over the furniture. Last night you tried to pull a fast one on me and didn't take a

shower, put his pajamas on and try to lie to me and I went I said come over here and I lifted up his arm, smelled his armpit. I said go get in the fucking shower. Why do why do boys do that? Gross grow up. I'm like, do you not need to wash your butthole in your balls? Like you don't feel like you need to do that. They don't there's like sweat dripping down their butt cracks. Go wash your ass.

How many of your kids have ever lied to you about fucking brushing their teeth? All of them. No, what's worse, when Lincoln, when I found out that Lincoln was pulling a hobby and rubbing the bar of soap on his body and not getting his legs, it was the point that I almost crashed out.

Wait, what? Yes, found out that he wasn't using a washcloth. Oh, he was like raw dogging. He was taking the soap in his hand like his father, and rubbing it on his body and then not bending over and getting his legs and his feet. Yeah, because I could imagine somebody like that feels like well, because the soap washes down. That's their justification. Yeah. When I tell you if I get lied to about teeth brushing one more time, I'm just going to pop them out.

Listen, the teeth brushing thing really irks my soul or like my kids will brush their teeth and then they'll want to go get a snack before bed and I'm like, literally no. Literally no. Like we just did the whole teeth brushing routine, which you probably only do one time a week because you're disgusting. I can't stand it. I brush my teeth at least three times a day. Okay, but do we think that Valley is also going to do that?

I feel like it's boys, but if Valley acts like this, we're going to have a problem. I think it really is boys. And the weird thing is, is a toothbrush, like once Jackson finally started getting teeth, I bought him a toothbrush and let him start, you know, like brushing the little chicklets that he had going on. Yeah. And that used to be like one of his favorite activities. And now that he has braces, which by the way, are about to come off, thank God. So exciting. So exciting. He just, he doesn't want to brush his teeth or he'll, he'll use the excuse, well, I can't brush my teeth because it makes my breakfast taste bad. But then when I get done with breakfast, then I don't want to brush my teeth because then it ruins my taste

in my mouth. I mean, those are, they're valid points. They are valid, but you got to pick one. You got to pick the lesser of the two evils. Also, my, the twins love brushing their teeth. Like if I put them in the bathtub, they want to brush their teeth. It's the age. But at the point that they're around Rio's age is when I'm sure they'll stop wanting to brush their teeth. Do you do like a whole like teeth brushing, mouth washing routine or do your kids not use mouthwash? No, they all have mouthwash in their bathrooms, but they don't use it. Oh no, I get that scope out, honey.

I'm like, you will not sleep in this house until you have scoped your mouth out. I can't, I cannot, I don't understand how kids walk around and you can tell they have like a fucking film on their teeth and it's like, what are you doing? Listen. Do you have any pride? Well Lincoln's the only one that has ever had a cavity. And now he's pretty diligent about his teeth routine.

I would love to know how Jackson has never gotten a cavity. Isaac's about to be 16 and he's never had one and he had braces and he's never had a cavity. Never. He's never had a cavity. Have you had cavities? Yeah. You said, yeah. Yeah.

What do you feel like you're getting them from? Do you brush your teeth? I do. I don't know why I've had. Also, I have a permanent retainer on the bottom and I get so nervous every time I go to the dentist. I have a dentist appointment on Thursday, like a regular cleaning, and I get so nervous because I just worry about stuff.

Like I can't floss really well. Do you have a permanent retainer from your braces or no? No. And so I get really nervous about it. My dentist does not prefer permanent retainers and they actually took it off. But I can't use my top retainer that I have in my bathroom because I have veneers. You want me to tell you one of the most satisfying videos that I've watched lately, and I don't know if it's like ASMR

or if it's just like some sick twisted shit that I do, but I love watching people use a water pick and like see what comes out. Oh, I have a water pick. You don't use it? Yeah. Yeah, but like, have you ever like watched the videos where people are doing that?

No, I don't wanna see any of that. I don't wanna see pimples. I don't wanna see? I don't want to see any of that. I don't want to see pimples. I don't want to see teeth. I don't want to see any of that. It grosses me out. Oh, I want to see it all. I don't want to see your wax. I don't want to see any of it.

I want to throw up. It's not like satisfying to you. Like when you clip your kids nails or like clean their ears out or water pick and you just see all the fucking food come out. You're like, yeah, boy. No, I'm traumatized. Okay. And on that note, that's foul and we have foul play. Hi, ladies. Oh boy, do I have a foul play for you. Please keep me anonymous if you end

up reading this as it is so embarrassing. I'm newly postpartum and I have been struggling with a hemorrhoid and also some constipation and I have been struggling with a hemorrhoid and also some constipation. That's why you have a hemorrhoid. Wait, really? I don't want hemorrhoids. Well if you have a- It's a hemorrhoid. It's like that dangly thing that hangs out of your butthole.

No. You know what I'm talking about? No. If you have a baby, sometimes you'll get hemorrhoids from, I guess, the pressure and stuff down there. What is it? I don't want to google it. It's very common to get constipation from birth.

She's probably pushing so fucking hard that her hemorrhoid just comes out. Okay. Well, she has been struggling with the hemorrhoid and also constipation. Well, yesterday was so bad and I couldn'thoid and also constipation. Well, yesterday was so bad and I couldn't get anything out without being an excruciating pain. I decided to take a mini sits bath with a sits bath. Yeah. Like I'm pretty sure. Isn't that like with salt? Okay. She did it in the shower. I was letting the warm water run over the area and next thing you know, I'm shitting in the shower. Mind you, my husband never

bothers me. This would be my worst nightmare. Okay. My husband never bothers me while in the shower and he walks right in with our daughter right away. I yell get out, get out. I shit in the shower. The only thing he says is, oh, I see it and walks away. I'm mortified this happened, but I'm also thankful I didn't take a real sits bath because I would have been in a gross amount of trouble. Thank you for reading this. I truly enjoy y'all's podcast and been listening since the beginning. Okay.

I sympathize, empathize, and I'm so sorry that you dealt with that because I won't even shit in the same house as someone for one to five business years. Wait, did you get hemorrhoids? No, I don't think I've ever had one. I feel like I would know if I had one. I had one after I had Jackson's. I guess I pushed too hard. Inside or outside? Inside. I never saw it. But when I went to go to my six week check or whatever, it was like, yeah, you have a small one from

strain. Did it hurt really bad? Yeah, really bad. So what do they do about it? Well, I think it just eventually goes away. I don't have it anymore. My friend told me she had a hemorrhoid and it was really painful, but I didn't really ask too many questions because I didn't know what to say. I just wonder. So after I had that hemorrhoid from labor, I remember back

when I was in college, I used to have this Honda Civic when I was no longer like talking to my parents, I just like bought a Honda Civic and I wanted to tinted. So I hired this guy to tint the windows and I get in the car and there's hemorrhoid cream in there. And I had never known what a hemorrhoid was. So I'm like, who the fuck put that in my car? So I call him and I'm like, hey, did you have hemorrhoid cream? Because if so, it's in my car. Why would he put it in your car if he was just tinting your car?

I don't know. I'm like, either it was in his pocket or he rubbed it on his butthole when he was doing it. Like, I don't- Is it a preventative? I don't know. Like, I don't know either it was in his pocket or he rubbed it on his butthole when he was doing it Like I don't is it a preventative. I don't know like I don't know what it was I just know that it was like a hemorrhoid cream and how do men get hemorrhoids? I think they spend too much time on the toilet like I think there's so many men sit there for like 30 minutes 40 minutes just shooting the shit literally and figuratively and they're just getting hemorrhoids. And Will's bathroom, he's got a poster next time a minute. I'll send you a picture of

it. It's like the only place that shit gets done. Like if you need to escape from life, go to the bathroom. If you want to make big life decisions, good or bad, go to the bathroom. Kristen said the toilet forms a suction when you sit on it. I know it's really bad to sit on the toilet. Weird. How? Picture yourself sitting on the toilet. Well, maybe because you're tinier, and I don't mean that in a negative way, but maybe yours doesn't, but I feel like big men sitting on a toilet would create a suction.

Okay, but are you a back of the toilet seat sitter or are you like closer to the front? Have you seen my ass, Lindsay? You're the whole seat. From fucking front to back. Like, I don't know. Where do you think my ass is going? No, I feel like I'm like a middle toilet seat sitter. Like I, my, my body doesn't touch like the back, but it's like not all the way on the

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