Coffee Convos with Kail Lowry and Lindsie Chrisley - We're Outing Ourselves

Episode Date: July 28, 2022

Kail wakes up to a chaotic household and recounts her embarrasing moment of the week that involves peeing where she shouldn't. Lindsie gives us her wash cloth/towel rules which gets a little TMI. Lindsie wants to know how new relationship sex works with Kail, and Kail is NOT cool with BMW's heated seat subscription. Do we have trust issues and can we get over them? Lindsie and Kail speak on their own and their parents unintentionally traumatizing them. And for Foul Play, Kail and Lindsie can relate... peeing where you shouldn't and your kids walking in on you having sex. Thank you to our sponsors! Beis: Go to BeisTravel.com/COFFEE for 15% off your first purchaseBody Guardz: Go to BodyGuardz.com/Coffee to protect your phone todayEverlywell: Visit everlywell.com/convos for 20% off an at-home lab testOra Organics: Get 30% off your first subscription when you text CONVOS to 64-000Stride K-12: Personalize your child’s education at K12.com/podcastUpside: Download the FREE Upside App and use promo code coffeeconvos to get $5 or more cash back on your first purchase of $10 or moreAnd Huggies Special Delivery Diapers! 

I hate gift giving and receiving receiving gifts is so weird. What do you say? Thank you? This is coffee convos with Kale Lowry and Lindsay Chrisley. I really want you to be in your feels Kale That does not interest me whatsoever. I feel very attacked by you a spirited discussion about motherhood friendship Family and life in the public eye. I'm just not with the fakery anymore. There's a fakery bakery around here Here's Kale and Lindsay This episode of coffee combos is brought to you by Huggie's special delivery diapers Do you want to know how I woke up today coffee combos kitty gang listeners? Good morning Kale. Good morning. I'm not well today

My allergies are fucking with me and I woke up to Isaac screaming about how Lincoln put his balls on his forehead. So I am why I Wait, isn't that called teabagging? Yeah, somebody said no, please wait Lincoln teabagged Isaac I said wait, did you have clothes on or did you do this bear ball? Then he said no, I had clothes on I was like, thank god So then I go in the room and like why are y'all fighting like what is going on? Why can I hear you down the hall like please tell me what's going on and Isaac's like

He put his balls on my forehead and then Isaac's like he poured water on me and I'm like I have to podcast and I Cannot listen to this argument while like they cannot hear you while I'm recording. Okay, so I need y'all to figure this out I can get me later. I cannot it's 1130. This is the benefits of not having two sons I don't understand because I never had siblings. So I literally just I'll never understand and It's like girls fight over clothes pull each other's hair. It's like this real like drama ties Encounter and then boys. It's just like his balls was on my forehead and it's like, okay

So, um at what point did they learn how to teabag? I don't know I have no I don't even know and then I'm like first of all like I Have my nephew here. He's it's Lux's cousin. Y'all know I call him my nephew. He's he's my my my fifth son He's here and he's sleeping in the corner and he's like Arguing with them and he's like I'm trying to sleep, but I'm like I'm so sorry like just figure this out Um, and that's only the beginning of my shit show that occurred On the last 24 hours. So how are you? Um, well, Kristen has told Kale and I both this morning very rudely that we both sound like We have allergies like oh, yeah a drag was the word that was used and it's like

Bitch like I really can't control My allergies like what what would you like me to do about that? Yeah, so we're we're apologizing in advance for our sniffling So there was that I actually slept 11 hours last night woke up to a shit show on my phone as you know regular and Love that for me and also stepped in dog shit this morning. So I love that for you We're doing really really well It's so funny because

whenever I Like I guess I just assume that my dogs are the only ones in the whole world that ever have accidents in the house And so I get like super super embarrassed But I'm a suit. Why does it sound like someone's starting trying to start the stove? Pardon someone's already in the stove at your house or is that that's me drinking an awani? No, um, it sounded like you know that do you have a gas stove? Yeah, like the clicking Yeah, that's what it sounded like and I swear to God if my eight-year-old's trying to fry an egg right now um

and you know I Get so embarrassed when I when my dogs have accidents in the house And I because I feel like people will think that like my dogs are not trained or something And so I get so so embarrassed but the more that I go on with time on this podcast I feel like other people's dogs have accidents in the house, too Like they're not human, but they obviously make mistakes. It doesn't mean they're not trained, right? Like I'm not my dogs are not the only ones that have accidents in the house. Wouldn't you love to know?

Like to be able to talk to your dog and be like, okay Can you tell me why you decided to shit on the floor today, but like not for the past year six weeks? I just want to know like what is the reasoning but also speaking of accidents I'm gonna tell you what happened to me yesterday. Oh great. Let's hear it Lincoln had a basketball game about an hour away. It was 56 minutes in case you were wondering and I'm just gonna start clocking these because Javi loves to sign Lincoln up for things that are so far and I'm like I literally drive a suburban I just can't afford it right now. I'm just kidding. I'm being dramatic, but also it is tough

And it we went in the building and there's no AC. We're in the gym For basketball and there's no AC. It is 93 degrees inside and we're sitting on plastic bleachers in shorts So naturally, you know it when I stand up, it's gonna look like I pissed myself. There is sweat Sweat my butt crack. Okay, so games over I get in my car put the AC on full blast Immediately take my shirt off because it's soaked. It's soaked and I put it in my passenger seat And I have my sports bra on so I just drive and I'm driving home and Lincoln stayed for the second game And I'm gonna meet I was gonna meet up with Adrian after his son's game to get Lincoln or whatever So I'm by myself in the car and I get about halfway home

Actually the exit to go to Natalie's house I get there and there's but not quite there And so there's no there's no exits until I get there and I have to pee so bad that I can no longer hold it And I'm like, all right, what am I gonna do here if I pull over on the side of the road I watched that said One thing one thing they'll never do in their profession After working in the ER or whatever is get out on the side of the road So I had that in my head and I'm like, oh my god, wait, but can you explain it take talk like why? Oh, so there's this trend where like professionals are saying five things. I'll never do

After working in whatever field it is and this surgeon or this nurse or somebody it was like a medical professional It's like I'll never get out on the side of the road because of how many people come in and from accidents like getting hit by cars. Oh Yeah, on the side of the road. She's like, I don't know if it was a guy or girl, but they were like I'll never like pee on the side of the road like they'll never, you know, stop on the side of the road and get out whatever So I had that in my head. I'm like, all right If I could just I had a solo cup in my car because I've been Having ice like in the in my car so I can pour it into my water into it My god, I grab a little cup and I'm like, all right

I'm gonna pull over on the side of the road and I'm gonna pee in it and No, I Put the seat all the way back. I take my shorts and my underwear off because I I'm in the driver's seat. So like what am I supposed to do, right? So I try to pee in this cup and end up it didn't make it into the cup like I don't understand What was I supposed to do? So I start wait, where did it go? It went all over my seat. Oh So you don't have like a straight flow. No, it went everywhere. Yours is like a sprinkly flow So I'm pissed and I'm like looking around. There's this blanket in the back seat. So it's like perfect. I'll sit on that

I'm so pissed I'm like crying Kristen didn't answer her phone because I call her for every minor inconvenience She doesn't answer and I'm like, what the fuck am I supposed to do here? If I get pulled over at any fucking point and I have no nothing on but a sports bra And I'm just cruising down the fucking highway like what the fuck So because I was like my clothes are soaking wet from being so sweaty And I don't want to put them back on and now I've peed in my seat And I don't want to sit on the seat that I just peed in so I have this blanket there

So I call you live so I'm like, please tell me your home for the love of God Please tell me your home and he's like, yeah, why and I'll have to explain to him that I pissed my my 30 year old self pissed myself on the way home and Unbeknownst to me his cousin is here and now they're having like this little like Crab picking fest in the garage because Elijah boiled crabs and whatever they were eating crabs And I was like, I'm gonna pull into the garage and run into the house He's like, no you can't but he didn't tell me why so it's like I'm annoyed because I'm like Why does it make sense for me to pull up in front of the house and not into the garage?

Like please tell me where that makes sense So I pull up and they're in there in the garage and he's like I told you to pull up to the front of the house And I was like, oh my god. So he brings out a blanket wraps me in it I run in the house to take a shower and I'm just like, how does this happen to me? Like, okay wait, I'm gonna need there's a couple things that are going on here. So The first thing is if you got pulled over at any given moment and you were just Strolling around Delaware with a sports bra on No underwear. No shorts. Like you're immediately getting arrested

I think what I if I was in my car, I'm pretty sure like isn't it illegal to drive without shoes So I would imagine it's illegal to drive without a myth. Oh, I mean it might be illegal But I've done it a lot of times so it never gotten busted, but like I don't know It's one of those in my crocs. Huh? The pee was in my crocs. Like it went all the way down into my shoe How what? You weren't even squatted then because I was just like, no way I leaned my seat all the way back and got up into position and I'm gonna send you a picture off of mute right now. I'm gonna send you a picture, but you cannot show anyone kill

Hold on. I'm gonna send you this picture You're sending me the picture you took a picture in the midst of all of this you took a picture of yourself I think I deleted it. That's what makes me know something's wrong with you Why I actually took it because Kristin didn't answer the phone and I it was an SOS. Oh My god, wait, are you sending it to me? Yes. Okay. I can't wait to see this So Elijah when I was in the shower, I got home I got immediately in the shower and Elijah cleaned out my car like my seat And I was just like wow like oh and then and then yesterday was really a day from hell for me Wow

So I Okay, now I understand more details like first of all, why do you drive so close to the wheel? Um, that's just what's comfortable for me like Do you feel more in control of the suburban that you're so close up there? Yeah, okay? That's the first question the second question is like So you you stayed in your car to prevent possibly getting hit on the side of the road Which is why you didn't like move into a better position to be able to go to the bathroom. Yeah, okay? The third thing is is have you seen the tiktoks of people peeing into these like cone things?

They like they almost look like a fidget, but it's like they pull out and it's like made to like pee in the car Have you seen those? I have to get one Well, you wouldn't be able to use one because it goes to my next point of like when I pee it's just like one straight flow But if you're saying you pee and it kind of like goes Like everywhere. Yeah, then I'm not thinking that that thing's gonna work because the head on that is like small It could have been just the position because I had to like Like imagine you're about to have sex and you're up on your feet and you're like gonna bounce on it I got into that position. Wait, what?

They're gonna be like kill is Is literally insane like okay pretend like you know how toddlers they like squat They like when they're like looking at something in the dirt or something and they like yeah Squat down in there. I got visual. Yeah, I got in that position And so I thought that that was gonna make my stream be like one like solid stream You know have to ask when you pee on the toilet. Is it like Splurts everywhere or no, I feel like it's pretty like a straight shot I need to know from everybody who's listening to this like

When you pee is it like out of your vagina? Is it like? Like I don't wear urethra or whatever And or or is it a straight flow? I need to know that from everybody Secondly, I need to tell you whenever I was a little kid when we would go places with my nanny and papa They would pull over in their little Cadillac like on the side of the road if I had to pee because I guess at some point my parents terrified me and made me feel like I was gonna die if I held my pee because they were Very concerned that that was gonna cause me to get a bladder infection like something going on So they're like Lindsay. Don't hold your pee like you need to go immediately

So I had this in my mind so whenever I would get in the car with my grandparents They would get so pissed off because they would be like they her parents have brainwashed her to like think that she Immediately has to go when she says so so they would pull over on the side of the road and nanny would hold me up For me to be able to go pee Like I was sitting on a toilet, right? Mm-hmm And then when we got back in the car our buttholes always had to be checked and I'm like nanny like why are you going through our buttholes and She was like checking for chiggers and ticks to make sure like one didn't jump in our butthole. Oh Well, I mean, I'm glad that she like was looking out

Yeah, same but like at that time of my life. I was just like I I I don't really think that it's necessary for you to spread my butthole like all the way apart and like look up in there to Make sure that there's not like a fucking chigger. Oh Nanny was just she just wanted she was looking out for your best interest. We absolutely love that This episode of coffee combos is brought to you by Huggies special delivery diapers We have a lot in common as you all know and one of those things is that we're both moms We're both boy moms and we both don't love a poop blowout So mother is such a special thing and we know how overwhelming it can be and exciting as well to be a first-time mom and just an

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Yeah, and it was it was pretty eventful for us. I was completely exhausted last night I wanted to watch Virginia River like didn't even make it through a whole episode and oh, I said Virginia River because that's what we call It's Virgin River Didn't even make it through a whole episode slept 11 hours and then was told by Kristen that I sound like I need an EpiPen because I'm having an allergic reaction. So That's that's what my weekend looked like and I just need to say that like Hospitals and ER's one thing I noticed was everybody had to wear a mask in there But there was no stations to clean your hands. Oh, that's weird and that weird

But I had a big hospital in a really long time. So I just did that. That's very strange No, pure L stations and the ER anywhere and you know, if you want to be able to tell good stories I feel like you know, it's a huge health risk to do this to like go into the ER and sit but like if you mask up and possibly wear gloves and Put like your little hero cover to like put on the chair. Like it's probably a good place to like people watch It's not legal I don't know if it is but like there was a lot of stuff going on in that you are and I would have been to a hospital I can't even remember probably though. I was gonna say the last time I gave birth, but I wasn't even in a hospital then

Oh Actually, I Completely unrelated. I forgot to tell you about this um I took a bath for the first time in my new bath this weekend for the first time since you moved into your house. Yeah What? Because like I have a really great shower and I just wasn't taking baths like I used to take baths really often Um at the other house, but this one I just didn't so this time I did So I was just like oh just didn't feel good and I was like, let me take a bath. So I found this um mask. It's a cocoa

Not cocoa. It's a coffee scrub face and body mask and it I it smelled like coffee. It was like, oh, let me put this on Why did I put this on in the bath and it looked like I smeared shit all over myself And it made my water turn Look, they do brown water. Yes, and I said it to christen and I said what the fuck is going on She immediately thought you diarrheaed immediately if Elijah saw that he would have thought I shit myself in the tub Wait, I need everybody to tell me if you're like a bath girl or a shower girl because I feel like You're one or the other

I used to be a bath girl throughout my whole marriage And then I don't know if that was like a habit that I shed through my divorce or like what happened, but I haven't taken a bath outside of When I got sick and I had covid for the third time I took a bath at my house here. Um And sat in like epsom salt. Is that how you say it? Yeah, I sat in that But outside of that I can fully tell you I have not taken A bath since I've lived at this house. Is that not so strange and I took a bath every day

Right. So it's so weird how things I don't know like because I I never was a bath taker and then I was for a short time Probably my whole pregnancy with creed Um, and then I moved back into my old house which didn't have like a great bathtub And then here I didn't I just have it and I have a really great bathtub here So I was like, let me just try that brings me to a debate that Elijah and I got into the other day Um How often is that what we're calling arguments now?

It wasn't an argument. It was just like Elijah's thing is to shower together. Like that's his thing That's his love language. I don't know like if he's showering He always asked me if I'm coming with things like that. So I have a great story to tell you about this, but continue He asked me or he told me two days max on the Washcloth wait what like the washcloth that you use in the shower Yeah, he told me two days max. You can't use it for more than two days Oh, I love this story so far. Go ahead And I said what and he said two days max on the washcloth and I said, okay

Like I normally change them every week Like every week I would change that in my towel like and sometimes I use two towels So like because one for my hair and one for my body But he was like no like you know, that's so gross and I was like Oh, and then he told me that you're supposed to wash your face first not your body first Which sometimes I wash my body first and then I wash my face But he was like no because if you wash your dirty body and then you put it on your face like you can't do that I fucking love this conversation so much. Oh my god. Yes. So how often do you change your washcloth? Okay, so

First of all, I hope that my dad is so not listening to this episode um If he knew that any of his children used a washcloth more than one time And like did not put it out of the shower like we were taught You use your washcloth you wring it out You throw your washcloth out dry off and then we'd never reuse towels Oh Yeah, so I'm like whoa a two-day event because

Here's the argument that I would have had back with Elijah Um, hey, Elijah um Okay, so if you're using your washcloth and you the Method is is you're gonna wash your face first and then your body if you're using it a second time It's all cross-contaminated anyway. So like your asshole is literally on your face If you're using it again, right, right, right, right? Okay. So I'm thinking that like a washcloth is not something that you use multiple times

Or you know, some people do use washcloths for their face and then use a luffa for their body So then like you could if you're trying to like save in that way um I do use my towel two times before Now that like I live on my own I never did growing up because I wasn't the one doing the laundry. Um But now that I do do my own laundry. I use my towel twice I put it in the wash but to use a washcloth kill for an entire week. I am

But I have something different I use on my face Okay, so you're not like washclothing your face. Okay, so that that changes the story a little bit But I do feel like that this is completely Relatable I also just like don't like the way that towels smell after they've been wet and not been in like an actual dryer But just like air dried right, right, right, right? Yeah, I just I guess I was surprised because Not to put like my ex's business out there, but but putting his business out there But putting all of their business out there. I don't remember any of my baby daddy's ever using a washcloth What did they use their hand?

They would just rub the bar of soap on their body like I don't like this really soft washcloths I like those super rough ones Um, and I can I can post a picture Because natalie got me really nice ones like soft ones and I was like, thank you so much Yeah, so if you're you so you're saying that you're using a washcloth to like exfoliate The other thing is is this week and you're going to do this um We need to take a video of the stuff that's like in our showers of like what we use. Okay, that's good. That's good. Yes

I love that. Okay I'm so interested because I know keel probably is a product queen. She probably has so much shit up in that shower I do I already know like already know. I'm very Uh, I'm a minimalist. I feel like just period Like I'm a I'm a maximalist. I'm like I have all this shit No, but like I have just very specific things that I have either used for years You did kind of turn me on to be like more of a product junkie than I was before of like trying things

And that kind of started in dallas Okay, okay Like when we went to target and I was like, okay Well, you know, like maybe I can like and I found some good things. So I feel like we need to share them this week Okay. Okay. I'm down for that. That would be really good if christin could just remind us of that I will take a product a shower product video. Okay. Also, um while we're on this topic You were saying that like showering together is his love language last week. We were talking about kim kardashian and Her having that scene on whatever they're what they're what's your show called the kardashians. Yeah, it's not keeping up anymore

Yeah, had that scene um with p about Showering together and in front of the whole family and I have a personal story that I want to share about this but I need you to tell me um Have you guys always just like showered together like since you've You've been together and or did this just like evolve over time like how does this transpire? Well, first, let me just start by saying I've never been like a showerer together. Like that's never been like my thing. Yeah Apologize for this nipples. Um I never really loved it. I didn't really like it and then when I met him

This has just been our thing like it was his thing. I don't know if he showered with exes or not. I don't personally give a fuck Um, so I don't know if it's always been his thing, but it's definitely like it feels weird Like if we don't showered together now So like every time you take a shower or you guys like, okay, let's take a shower Like out of seven days a week. I would say five times we're showering together No, ma'am For multiple reasons. I'm like that is my personal time. This is where I'm doing rooming like this is where I'm having five minutes of silence

Um, I also say that but I take most of my calls. You know how you guys were talking about how you've taken business calls like shitting Okay, well It is not uncommon for me to be on the phone with christen or like You won't talk on the phone. So like I can't call you but like I'll be on the phone with christen I'll be on the phone with caroline like catching up about my day. I'll be on the phone with suburban dad Um, I've gotten an argument in the shower with will like over the phone over co-parenting stuff Like I thought can you even hear each other? Yeah, because I just have it on this on the ledge like I mean, it's a very risky business like for sure. Thank god bodyguards, but like very risky there

But I do it. I just like put it on my put it on speaker and put it on like a shampoo bottle It's like flat or like on my ledge And I'll just be having a full blown conversation Like I do it with my parents and they'll be like, are you in the shower and I'm like, yeah Mind your fucking business like continue on the convo I don't know like I'm taking my cat and you're talking I'm not like shaving my body when I'm showering with him Okay. Well, then when are you doing it?

I'll I'll shave separately like not because That to me because like the way that I have to shave my cat is so personal Like I just I would be so embarrassed like one time he walked in while I was shaving my cat and I He was like, I saw your head and then it disappeared because I like squatted down and he and then I popped back up and he was like, what the fuck Like he had no idea what was going on. Um, and so I don't really shave with him I would say like the two or three times a week that we don't shower together. I shave Okay, well I also and he also loves scorching hot water. Like I'm talking. Yes

I do too. So I don't for that reason alone Like I could probably never shower with anyone else because my water is on the highest setting possible And the steam is coming off of the water So hot. Um, I will be completely beat red by the time I get out of the shower And that's how I know for a fact that like I'm clean I don't see I sometimes I have to take a cold shower Like I get urges to take like a nice cold shower. Aren't there benefits of like taking a cold shower? Yeah, um, I like looked them up a while ago

But it's weird because for when I was doing that before it was like I was trying to take cold showers like I wanted to See if I felt different or you know, see if the benefits like I was reading online were true But like now I have urges like I will literally text person and be like I have to take a cold shower right now Like I don't know if it's Hormone imbalance. I don't know if it's Insanity, I don't know what it is But I that also will be a time where I'm like, all right, I have to take a cold shower

And he won't get in with me because he will literally set like you know how you can like put the temperature up on like your water tank Or whatever. Yeah, mine's all highest Yeah, he put and I'm like you're not doing that here like I like cold water No, no, no, ma'am. So wait, can you tell me People who shower together like what are you guys doing in there? I'm genuinely interested like is this life conversations? Yes, are you guys like playing with each other's privates? Like what's happening? Um, well, we have a concert. He usually sings r&b to me and he's Just being cute and funny and um, we just talk about life

And um, I've never met another man. That's as thoroughly clean as he is in the shower Oh, like his cleaning um habits are Like yeah, I mean the way that he scrubs his entire body. I mean to be fair. He works in concrete. So like Okay, but like he washes his body two or three times. I was saying he scrubs it. You don't like he Scrubs it and I'm like, oh my god. Does that hurt like you're literally Digging in your ass with a washcloth. Like does that hurt? Wait, we're getting so tmi, but like I will also tell you I wash my body I'm a twofer. So like two times every day

Um, every time I get in the shower and I take multiple showers a day um, I also use like The same body stuff like all over my body to like wash But then underneath like my armpits my vagina Um, wow, I'm just like telling all my business I I'll use purell Okay, not purell dial dial. I use dial for my armpits and my My butt and stuff like that. Yeah, and then I do I'm all up in my ass

Yeah, and um, I have like and I also this is really gross and very tmi I have this like weird, uh, it's probably not that weird, but ever since I got into a relationship. I'm super, um Um, I'm hyper aware of my earrings Oh wait, why are you saying this smell so bad? And I have earrings that you can't really take out I had like the jeweler put them in with like posts that I can't really take out Like it would be really difficult for me to like Constantly take them out clean them and put them back in

So I use a you know those. Um, Kristen wouldn't know what they're called It's like this like thing with a rotating brush head and then you like you usually use it on your face Oh, yeah, like, uh, um, yeah, I've seen that Kristen. What is it called? Clarisonic. Thank you. Um, I have one of those and I put dial soap on it and I Scrub my earrings like in my while they're in your ears Yeah with dial because I'm why do I why am I talking about this? I'm just like afraid that he'll put his face by my ears or something and smell like earring backs or something Oh my gosh. Well, wait, have you had an experience before where someone was like your ears smell foul?

No, I've smelled them myself Oh my gosh. No. Well, I take my earrings out every single night But I also only have one piercing and I would love to know if anybody is listening to this which they are Um, do you have multiple piercings or are you just like one piercing or no piercings? And do you take your earrings out every single night because I can't sleep with them in my ear I just have ones that I can't take out like I can take them out, but it would be really difficult for me to put them back in Our entire lives are on our phones. We know that we can use them to book vacations listen to podcasts I know you're listening to coffee combos right now

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certain sex physicians with Elijah that you didn't prefer with other partners. Yeah. Yeah. Mm-hmm. Why is that? I don't know. I think it's an intimacy thing and I also like our sex is just very different Yeah, and other partners um with one per partner in particular. It was like That was the only way that I felt connected to him. So I would just do whatever whenever however You know what I mean? And so I didn't really feel like it was intimate Yeah, it was just like banging it out. Yeah, because I was trying to make sure that like he Was getting his needs met in that way so that I would like if I was doing that job, maybe he wouldn't cheat but he did

um And with Elijah, I just I don't know like he's more um, I don't want to say romantic I don't think that's the right word like intimate like there's just like more like intimacy With our sex life agreed. Yeah, if that makes sense because I know sex is intimate, but like there's like more um There's more of a connection there. Yeah. Yeah, no I fully agree with that and I also back to the point you were saying about the cheating I fully believe that

People are less likely to cheat if they are connected more on an emotional level than they are a sexual level I agree with that. I do I do agree with that because I feel like if you are emotionally connecting Then you are vested there like if it's just sex because if you think about the psychology Behind it and generally just how I'm not gonna I'm gonna generalize but you know, there are some outliers. I'm sure but To men sex is sex And for women more so I feel like sex is more of an emotional act physical but an emotional

And I think that if men are connecting on that emotional level with the person They're gonna be less likely to cheat than if they're just physically connecting, right, right, right, right I agree with that. I really do So can you tell me how this uh hygiene tiff ended? um, I said I would talk about it on the podcast that's like, uh Like I wasn't is that how all of our arguments end like in our relationships like okay fine I'll just talk about and take it up with coffee combos

No, literally and he knows he'll say it before I do He's like now you're gonna talk about it on the podcast I'm like, yeah, because I need answers and like this one was like a good one because I felt like Okay, like you're not being dirty. So this is like a good like sure I'll just get a new washcloth every time and then I'll just replace my stuff that I use on my ears and on my face Like more often and then I'll just towels. I feel like a two-day thing. Um, but yeah, that's fine And I feel like there was something else. I said I was gonna talk about on the podcast. Oh Yeah, he

He brought home crabs last night Like that sounds so wrong A live one and he was gonna boil them He was gonna wait what like crabs to eat and I was like, no like we're not Where did he find live ones? Well, we're really close to maryland Mm-hmm, and they're known for their crabs and I was like I'm gonna talk about this on the podcast because I just don't support like Having a live animal and cooking it in front of my face where like the meat that I already eat is

Already butchered I don't want to see these like little crap because I will save the crabs I just first of all, nobody's bringing anything in this house live and then cooking it Well, he cooked it outside because I was like, that's where I draw the line I've always felt really weird about like the lobsters and stuff just like swimming around like when you were a little kid and went grocery shopping with your mom and Well, this was like my experience but

Go grocery shopping at walmart with your mom and you're like a doughnut thief and you're like stealing the doughnuts while you're walking around Grocery shopping and you see These lobsters just like in the container And you always hope that like your mom doesn't get a wild hair to get a lobster and like why are those swimming around at the grocery store? Right Have you ever wondered that? Yeah, I never I guess I never really thought about it when I was a kid Like you just saw the lobster in the tank in the grocery store, but I didn't think about

Them being cut like boiled and like what a horrible death like being boiled to death. Like that's so horrible Ka I couldn't think of a worst thing to be honest. Um, wait, I was gonna tell you my little shower story and then got off track so when my biological mom was Remaried or I don't know if she was like remarried or they were just like sleeping together or something. I don't know um, but They would always talk about like showering together or they would be like you want to take a shower like in front of us

And I always felt so uncomfortable about it and like felt like it was so weird or like at night time It when we became teenagers or like middle schoolers. I don't know. Um They would be like are you ready to take a shower? And I'm like, what is that and like why is that going on and like I've never heard my dad and Julie say that ever like I mean they probably did shower together I'm sure but like it was just like never advertised and it's just like so weird to me and I always felt like creeped out about it Like you're knowing your family showers together

Knowing that like the adults that are raising me are showering together. Yeah, freaking weird it out about it Wait, do you have do you have the policy in your house where everybody has to keep their door unlocked? Yeah, I don't let anyone lock their doors. Yeah, I'm so weird about it because I just You don't you never know like what could go on same. I'm so weird about it and I'm just like no We don't need to be in the room with doors closed like Pretty much we have open door policy. No locking policy in my house Yeah, I agree with that. You're like, yeah, because I was locked indoors and I know what I was doing um, wait, so we saw this thing called um

a scam a scam and Yeah, all of us saw it. It was going on in coffee combos. I was trying to drink a mojito and you and Kristen were Blowing up the coffee converse group chat on Friday and this was on cbc business and it was just a Um, let me see if I can make this a little bit bigger so I can read it. Okay It says this is wild

BMW is now selling a monthly subscription service for heated seats in your car The monthly fee is $18 annual fee 180 the car will come with all the necessary components But payment is needed to remove a software block Um, I am alarmed. So this is the article sick of subscriptions Heated seats in cars the latest cost to test consumers limits Um BMW won't charge a monthly fee for the feature in canada Though businesses love subscriptions a nicely warmed leather seat in a luxury automobile

Is how many BMW owners imagine they're driving experience on a cold winter road But if those drivers live in the united kingdom or south korea, they may have to pay a monthly fee to experience the The heated buttocks Among other features the luxury car manufacturer has introduced Monthly charges to those in markets to activate heated seats in those vehicles along with features such as traffic camera alerts or driving assistance While BMW is not bringing the practice to canada or the united states for heated seats yet It sparked questions about whether the business model is changing for how

consumers pay for goods That they were traditionally one-time purchases. So So I feel like this is just A movement that's happening in society. It's like, you know, at one point we were using like direct tv And that was just like our provider or comcast or you know, whatever And that's what we use now We have all of these streams that we have to have subscriptions to

And I know that tesla's model is like this like um, you have to like unlock stuff on a monthly fee Yeah, so that was what I was going to say when I posted it Someone else told me that that was tesla's model. I don't know if that's tesla's like new model but I got in a tesla yesterday um and it was he

I don't want to put his business out there, but he Said that that's the tesla that he has he doesn't have like a subscription or anything for heated seats So I don't know if that's like newer model tesla's. He has I think the tesla 3 or the 5 um And that was not the experience that he had so he he didn't know like what that was but um I'm angry about it because I just feel like vehicles are already so overpriced like they're just so The amount of money that I paid for my suburban, which I don't know that suburban is a luxury vehicle Um, it's not like an escalade or you know, something like that

I paid entirely too much to be then paying a subscription for heated seats or my heated steering wheel I just feel like that's It's just taking it too far and it's literally like micro Transactionalizing everything Well, so my thoughts on this is if the car has the feature to be able To use it why if you're purchasing the car And you're purchasing four features I guess they're taking that idea completely away and it's like okay

You're purchasing the car and these are the features that are available But you're going to pay a fee on top of and mind you this is not affecting the united states as of yet This was just something that I saw and I was like wow, that's very interesting. I would love to know what other people think about it um evidently The practice is It's supposed to help smooth out companies revenues over time so a company can expect steady stream of more predictable income Rather the large burst of money whenever the purchase is made

um It says businesses and their investors value that predictability and Another potential business boon is that consumers may not want to cancel the service once they've tried it out so you know, it's kind of like Once you've tried out netflix like you know, you're probably just they're gonna Just keep getting your monthly subscription because you're not going to cancel netflix Same concept like once you've been the car on a cold day and you've used a heated seat same thing

Right. I mean, I definitely wouldn't Like I have heated seats air conditioned front seats heated back seats and then a heating steering wheel So the by far would never give up my heated steering wheel in the winter time. That's so great. So I don't have a heated steering wheel I do have the air conditioned seats And the heated seats, but this speaks this quote speaks to exactly what I just said people quickly adapt the increased level of comfort I suspect it will become much harder to stop the subscription much harder to adapt to a lower level of comfort by stopping subscription so I think that this is just truly preying on consumers and how

We want want want and once we become accustomed to having we don't want to lose it And this is a scam and I'm upset about it because we just we pay so much for our vehicles and people work So fucking hard for the vehicles that they have I just don't think it's fair to the consumers and I know life's not fair, but it is very very irritating like Remember, I would tell you guys like I'm so thankful for my vehicle. I'm so fucking thankful for my vehicle Like that's like the one that it gets me everywhere. I need to go like knock on wood. I've had a great experience with my suburban I would be like Not for nothing, but I mean

The suburban is almost 80 grand like why would I have to pay on and like you're talking about tesla and bmw and probably Mercedes and all of these other luxury vehicles like Do you get what I'm saying like it's not fair for people who bust their fucking asses to have these vehicles Like I just don't think it's fair, but really it's a model that you know outside of automobiles that Businesses have been using for a long period of time, you know, like I'm talking about subscriptions with streams and whatever If you think about it, you can have a phone device, but unless you have service You can't really use it

So you have to you know pay for the service to be able to use it. You want to be on wi-fi got to pay for internet you know like It's just really the way That the world kind of works. Um, I'm not happy about it I'm like no if I'm going to the car to a car dealership and I'm purchasing a car I want to look and see all the specs I want to see what they have and I'm going to decide if it's worth me Having that feature or if it's not and I want to purchase it then

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um Do you think that you can ever get over trust issues? I think it varies by situation I think it varies by person and by person I don't mean the person that you are trying to get over the the trust issues I mean the person that you're trying to work on them through Because are we talking you and the same person that caused the trust issues or are we talking about you're with somebody new or you have a new friendship? and you

You're having you're struggling with the trust issues from the last person bringing them into the new Friendship relationship whatever like I think it really combo right like yeah for me I think if you have an issue with trust and you have established that like that is the most important thing In a relationship like you you have deal breakers, right? And it's like I can't trust you. I can't be with you Um, and I'm not saying this is about my relationship. I'm just saying like in general in general and so I do think sometimes when you get in a relationship you bring things like spill over From another relationship whether it be broken trust from that past relationship into a new relationship and then Someone does something in a new relationship that like triggers you and it's like okay. Well, you know

Now I have trust issues or um, and it really probably is more so less about What you're currently going through and more about things that like you didn't fix before you currently started going through something else Does that make sense? Yeah I think it just varies by I don't know for me. I'm like I would love to be able to get over trust issues. Yeah I guess it's just like constant work It is constant work and I I've often had that that conversation with my therapist like it just feels like constant work and no like No result or outcome like wouldn't it be so nice to just be

And I say this this is like a total fantasy land, but like wouldn't it just be so nice to not have problems? But then it's like would What would life be like though, you know, it's like It's not like I want problems in my life But I do feel like sometimes when you have issues it allows you to dive a little bit deeper Like if I just had a life that like had No issues like I know some people that Have rarely ever faced any type of adversity

In any situation. It's just like they've been able to Skate by actually, you know what I'll call it out right now will Has rarely ever had anything happen in his life that he has had to face any type of adversity Because his parents have always been there um Never really had any issues um They don't really have conflict because it's pretty surface level stuff that like goes on. So there's like really not

And I don't say this to be shady. I'm just saying like there's really no Reason for conflict because they don't dive deep enough to get to the place where there there's conflict right Didn't have a job until he graduated college um Was you know only required to play sports whatever And just been able to kind of like skate through life with no issues and I wasn't afforded that same luxury And some issues I've created for myself, you know, like things I've gone through in my marriage, whatever

but then um You know, there were some things that I did not choose for myself that I've had to be able to navigate and I wonder oftentimes like did The situation with My biological mother and like the strain there Did I have trust issues like from childhood? That have been brought into all of my relationships that I'm just like very unaware of

Oh, I definitely think that's The case for both of us. I wholeheartedly believe that and it's like yes, I There are certain things if like somebody does something to you in a relationship. It's like I don't feel like I should be um May made to feel bad because I have trust issues from a strange relationship from childhood Because their action was their action, right? But like also I think I go into situations With a trust issue like immediately. I'm like you have to prove that I can trust you. Um In the beginning like when dr. Drew used to say like your childhood affects your adulthood and your relationships and stuff

I like wasn't a believer but now I wholeheartedly Listen to them. Are they teabagging? I don't know what the hell they're doing out there. We love that for them But what were you saying about dr. Drew? Um, he was always like telling me that your childhood affects your adulthood and your relationships and things like that and I didn't really believe it but I definitely do now and I think a lot of Things that I've gone through in my relationship definitely come from what you're describing. Yeah, so um What was his solution to that? Um, I only asked dr. Drew. Yeah, I'm like hold on. Let me call him. Um, no, I

Probably just like working through it in therapy and just really coming to peace with all of it It's it's really sad to think about because I don't think that our parents ever were like, oh my god Let's traumatize our kids. You know what I mean? Like I don't I say that all the time that like our parents didn't they raised us to the They could have done better, right? Like I think that any person could say, oh, you know, my parents could have done better this In this regard or like they could have done better here But it's not really our place and I've had to learn that through therapy

Like it wasn't my decisions to make so like I can't control those things that was you know, the card that was dealt and These are the things that I'm dealing with now And I can't control those things. I never had control of those things The only thing I have control of is how I respond to those things and how I heal from those things as an adult And I'm sure our own children are going to have things that they feel like There's going to be things that Were mistakes on our end that may be fucked with them a little bit

And I think the idea now for me is not to Hope for no like obviously the goal is no trauma But like I would just want to do less damage than what my parents did to me because obviously I'm human I'm gonna fuck up. I'm not gonna be perfect But as long as my kids like understand that and they know like I mean, they don't have control over what we do as parents Well, and I think it's always a good thing to say like I'm gonna try to do better

Than they did like that's the positive mindset, right? Like as long as I'm doing better than they did um I don't I don't know like I don't really think that my parents did that bad like there's certain things that Your situation is way different than mine. Like there's certain things I'm like, okay, you know what Todd like you Really fucked me up with The no shoes in the house thing and like I'm traumatized for that because now I have traumatized every single one of my guests That like comes to my house

And like how I'm going to present to them like why they have to take their shoes off like certain stuff like that But then I'm like they did a lot of great things too. You know, so it's like you take the good you leave the bad You do better than the bad and it's good. Right. Wait. Can you tell me? About this like this family like the Whitaker's or whatever the hell. Oh fuck. I forgot. Yeah so, uh, I was scrolling on tiktok and I found um this tiktok of a family called the Whitaker's that I had never heard of never even knew they existed and And went down an insane rabbit hole and made my kids watch it as well um

the Whitaker's are allegedly the most inbred family in america and I mean Not for nothing, but they seem pretty happy and don't seem to bother anybody um but allegedly From what I've read the original parents were first cousins of twins

and then they had 15 children a lot of them are disabled um and have birth defects and But the community of odd west virginia and west virginia actually like really protects and looks out for this family and um, like if people go there to like mock them or like be mean or do like taunt them The community like shoe them away and stuff, but this um, I think his name was mark

Mark did like this like in-depth interview slash documentary of them Um, and they did like this go fund me and stuff Um to help them they did their first trip to walmart on the documentary. They've never been to walmart Wait, can you send us all this stuff? Like can we post it? Yes? It's insane and like once you start you can't stop like going down the rabbit hole um Thanks for giving me something else to do to add to my like weekly list of things to do I do want to say like

Outside of that we can post all of the information on it, but I just have to like briefly say that the victoria secret documentary like i'm not trying to Start shit, but I thought it was terrible like I could pass the first I could not get through it whatsoever. It was really hard for me to uh be able to follow or like Like for to engage me like yeah at all didn't love it. So for those reasons alone kail and I Sent to the group chat like we're not covering this because it just I will say though the one thing

The one takeaway that I got from episode one was that jeffrey eppstein was involved heavily with lex wexner and um, you could probably google that separate from the documentary I didn't love the documentary. It was very hard to stay engaged. I got sidetracked. I was doing other things I just it was very hard to get into we don't love it. No Love that for us. Wait. What's the other show that you were telling me that I need to watch? I was gonna watch it for next week vanished or vanishing is that a documentary as I hadn't watched it yet But yes, it's like a doc you do. We know it's about wait. Let me see Wait, why does it say that it was in 2018? Yeah, it's probably older, but you know how sometimes they come back

Yeah, the documentaries come up. Yeah, it says it's a true story of the mysterious disappearance of three lighthouse keepers So I'm gonna try to get into it like I might not be able to I'll let you guys know next week if I'm able to get into it enough to To be able to have a conversation about it and you guys know that I love Steve Harvey, so I'm gonna play a tiktok really quick If you keep doing what you've been doing You don't keep getting what you've been getting So if you're in a place in your life and you ain't happy with it, you have to change something But you have to make a conscious decision that you're going to change

What you think kale? I mean, I know you don't love Steve as much as me, but He's got a good point. He got a good point I I when I watch Steve Harvey, I'm like, okay He's all the reality check that I need outside of like also the reality check that I get from church on sundays I'm like, okay Between church and Steve Harvey I'm getting all the reality checks that I need and there are certain things that I find myself doing in my life sometimes And I'm like, you know what when I watch that tiktok. I was like, you know what that is so true

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Foul play but maybe not too foul Several years ago when I started dating my now husband He came over to my house for a netflix and chill kind of evening This was the first time he was spending the night at my house. I was trying to be all cute I had my cute pajamas on trying to play it cool and casual All of the things we do in the beginning of new relationships. I was literally just about to say that like this is the things that we all do Okay, I love it We were sitting on the couch and I had to pee so I got up to go the bathroom

And when I stood up and walked around the coffee table my foot got tripped in a fan cord That was plugged in and that bitch took me out. It was like everything was happening Slow motion I literally locked eyes with him as I was going down and his eyes got so big but there was nothing he could do It happened so fast So I busted ass right in front of him. I hit the floor so hard I started hysterically laughing and he was laughing too, but remember I was on my way to pee So yeah, I laid there on the floor and pissed all over myself

I was still laying on the floor laughing but saying, oh, no. Oh, no He said are you okay? Are you hurt? I said, I'm not hurt. I just peed all over myself He helped me stand up and said, oh god, there's a puddle go take a shower piss pants We were both laughing so hard as I ran to the shower. I was certain that when I got out of the shower He would be gone, but nope. He was still there. I thought to myself Well, I pissed on myself in front of this guy and he's still here. So he must really like me We've been together for over seven years now. Love both of you ladies and the podcast. Thank you for making me laugh every week Was this basically you also? This is me. Yeah, I literally like as I was reading it

I was picturing like my first townhouse and like I would have had a fan plugged in and I probably would have happened to me So yeah, this is a hundred percent me. Absolutely First of all, if I ever like I would be Mortified actually my stomach was growling the other day and so ribbon dad was like, did you just fart and I'm like No, and he's like it came out of your butt and I'm like, no, it didn't like It absolutely did not it was my belly growling if something like this happened to me I'm like a very embarrassed person about stuff like this. So I'm like, no like immediately I'm making you go home like see I

I I also was like that but now Especially since having the podcast and calling myself out now. I'm I don't get as embarrassed easily. We love that. Yeah Thank god for the podcast. I'm like we tell on ourselves. Yeah. I love when people are like, oh Try to hold something over my head and I'm like, I'll tell myself next week when I record literally Like thanks. Have a great day Like if you saw me pulled over on the side of the road and you saw me trying to take my pants off and pee in a solo cup Like I'm already gonna tell everybody so you don't have to post about it. You don't have to post about it

You don't have to tell about it. Thank you Okay. Oh my god guys I just finished listening to the July 14th episode where you're talking about kids walking in on their parents having sex Yeah, literal worst fear. Well, I have a story for you. My son is three years old. His bedroom is directly across from my bedroom Been there Last night at 11 30 me and my husband were having a little fun right before I peeped my Right before I peeped my head

In my son's room. He looked like he was asleep in his bed Things were getting hot and heavy. I was on top when all of a sudden I hear a little voice hysterically laughing at me says mama I immediately threw the blanket over my head was so embarrassed He came over to my side of the bed pulled back the blankets and said boo mama as my husband lays there laughing He says buddy go back to bed. My mom says mama crazy I am mortified love the show been a listener since day one keep up the great work First of all, this is like an actual fucking nightmare

like Could you just imagine like being on the ride for your life and then your son like peep in No, no absolutely not for those reasons alone. Absolutely not and every single person that has children knows that like There is a very fine line that you walk When you're trying to have a sexual encounter with a kid in the house like You got to be real quiet. You got to be real discreet like put a pillow over your face. Um Yeah, you got to like be careful about positions in case the door does open

And remember we were talking about years ago Jackson having like those weird occurrences that were Happening where he was just like randomly coming in and opening the door And I'm like for that I mean, I'm not going to say that it was like a strain in our marriage, but like it was Right, right, right And it's like, you know what what's worse like Creating a strain in your marriage because you're not going to have sex because you're so terrified of a kid walking in on you or

Traumatizing your kid potentially. I mean, which one? I don't know Choose one now. Um What are my options? You can't think too hard Either you're straining your marriage relationship, whatever because you're being so cautious because you don't want to be walked in on that It's like I would be so traumatized by this or traumatizing your kid traumatizing my kid. We already knew that answer We just needed you to say it. Obviously, I chose the first one Now I'm divorced

We love that for us. Um, okay. I got to tell you before we hop off. I am going to Get my eyelashes tented and lifted and my brows tinted and waxed so excited Um, I get really excited about these appointments. I don't know about anybody else But I just need to tell you like I tried lash extensions again And this is something that we've talked about multiple times on here And I always say when I don't have lash extensions and I get the lash lift intent I will never get lash extensions again And then I see someone with good lash extensions and I'm like, okay

I should like try it one more time and the outcome is going to be different And that's what causes me to be an insane person because I'm expecting a different result from the same process Like I kid you not I went and had these lash extensions done I woke up A couple mornings later and I had almost a full set on one side and none on the other Oh, see, no, I'm not paying all this money for that shit in time, right? Like my eyes are closed for so freaking long. Well, and I'm not a back layer Like I don't like to lay on my back which

Contrary to popular belief and having four kids and just being a starfish. I don't like laying on my back so Um laying on my back for an hour and a half to get the lashes and my back hurts, you know what I mean? Like that's not fun much work. Like it's not fun Y'all it's so much work. I'm just like, okay. I am tired from sleeping While you're doing these lash extensions because my eyes are closed for so freaking long Yeah, I never I've never fall. I wish I could fall asleep during that because then I would do it all the time I would be like, okay. I'm gonna go take a nap

I'm sure you have scheduled nap sessions around like knowing that I'm getting my lashes done and I'm This is not comfortable. The the table is not comfortable I remember getting lash extensions when I was pregnant and I had to have like a pillow under my back It's just not like it's not worth it to me personally But if y'all like it and it's your nap, it's your therapy. I support it Love it for everybody who's doing it. I'm gonna do a lash lift intent I'm gonna be a hypocrite and probably get lash extensions again like within the next six months

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