Coffee Convos with Kail Lowry and Lindsie Chrisley - Women Are Better In Bed

Episode Date: August 24, 2023

CC303: Kitty gang comes through with updates on where the Pharmacists were that time Lindsie had to pick up medication and the Facebook group post about a wife finding out her husband cheated during a difficult time. Kail is excited that an Olsen twin recently had a baby, and somehow that conversation about the wife and husband leads to Kail saying that women are better than men in bed?? Lindsie asks more about the subject. Lindsie also talks about eating together as a family growing up, while Kail is upset on how the Britney Spears divorce is going down. For Foul Play, PSA to all.. check that your gaming headphone mic is OFF and please wipe your face down if you like to get facials from your man.. Thank you. Check out our Instagram @coffeeconvospodcast for more!  Thank you to our sponsors!Blindsgalore: Visit Blindsgalore.com today and order your FREE samples before their huge 50% off Labor Day Sale starting on Wednesday August 30IQBar: Get 20% off every IQBar product plus free shipping when you text CONVOS to 64-000Progressive: Visit progressive.com to learn more

I hate gift giving and receiving. Receiving gives us so weird. What do you say thank you? This is Coffee Convose with Kale Lowry and Lindsay Crisley. I really want you to be in your field scale. That does not interest me whatsoever. I feel very attacked by you. A spirit and discussion about motherhood, friendship, family, and life in the public eye.

I'm just not with the Fakerie anymore. There's a Fakerie bakery around here. Here's Kale and Lindsay. Hello. Hi. Good morning. I was just telling Kristen that today feels like such a clusterfuck. I feel like there's so much going on. I didn't know about like I knew we were having a meeting but I didn't know it was today and because there was nothing in the calendar, I was like oh I'll just go get one of the kids passport pictures. And then we were having a meeting. And then so it's fine. It's working out.

But I just feel like today, that's not the only reason either. Like Lincoln wanted to come to office, left one to come to the office, everyone to come to the office. Just about going on. First of all, good morning, coffee combo's podcast. Good morning, coffee combo's podcast. I'm trying to eat a protein bar. I'm trying to bleach towels, woke up feeling like, you know, the time of the month and it's

just not the best or it's a productive morning just not the best. And then I miss three calls from Jackson, which always alarms me. Yeah. Call Will back this morning and I said, what was Jackson calling for? Like is everything okay and he's like he didn't call you. I'm like okay good because I didn't make up the fact that Jackson saved his self and my phone is Jackson the good boy. So I'm like I didn't make up the Jackson the good boy has called me three times this morning and I'm like what the hell goes on over there? Like how is he sneaking around like sketchily using his phone?

Like is he calling for help? Like, what do you want to know? I want to give you all the tea from his dad's house. Oh, for sure. Do your kids give you all the tea? No, I mean, I ask like very vague questions because I never, ever, ever want them to go back to their dads.

And be like, yeah, mom was asking about that, you know, or like mom asked me this, you know, so I just keep it pretty vague, you know, like whatever they tell me on their own is on their own. I'm not prying for information. I'm sure it's the same for you. Jackson's telling you the tea because he wants to tell you the tea, not because you're asking. Oh, I never asked.

So from the time that I divorced, it was actually something that my divorce attorney advised me. She said, you know, listen, don't get into the nitty-gritty of this. You're gonna want to know everything that's going on wherever he is because this is so out of the norm for you. You've never been away from him. So you're gonna want to know absolutely everything that's going on, but just do not ask. Kids will tell you what you need to know, and you just have to trust in that.

So the questions look kind of like this, hey buddy, how was your weekend with dad? Did you have good days at school? What'd you after school? And then normally that's when I get the tea. Yeah, see, it depends on the kid. Usually when, bless you, when Lux is really tired, he tells me all the tea when he's really upset, because you know, everything just comes out, and I don't, he's pretty vague. Like, when he comes home, I'm like, oh, like, what did you guys do? And

like, Creed, you know, he's three, he's not telling me anything. So, um, everything comes out for a Luxembourg tire. And then Lincoln, it will come out just like randomly. Jackson's normally comes out after he's been home for days and settled back in. Yeah, Lincoln too. Then I start finding out information. Yeah, I mean, it's never like juicy gossip. It's just like, like one of the dogs ate a bun in. Yeah, it's just like really. Like it was like I'm not gonna tell you the rest because you'll lose your appetite and I'm like great thank you so much. Love that. Okay I'm having a really hard time fall breaks coming up for us. It's so crazy to think

that like we have a break coming up before you guys even go back to school. Go back to school. So you guys will be back in school for like two weeks before this break, but still it's like a week long break. And that's just like my I'm blowing to think about. But I'm pretty sure that Will is taking his girlfriend on this out of town trip and per my parenting plan. It states in there like if you were traveling out of state or away from your primary residence, you have to provide the other parent the address where you're staying and any person that's traveling with your child or staying under

the same roof as the minor child that's over 18 years old. So I'm thinking to myself like okay I feel like with him being gone a week, she's probably gonna go. I'm just assuming at this point, so you know, send out a cordial email saying, hey, like who's gonna be attending this trip? Where is it at? Well, he comes back and he's like, it's just the Campbell family. So I privately text outside of the email, and I'm like, okay, I was trying to be like cordial whenever I sent the email to figure out if your girlfriend is actually going on this trip.

Because number one, it's hard because that was a family trip that we all did every single year, and it's my birthday week. So also normally, each of us have Jackson on our birthdays. Her plan. So normally I always have in my doll and they're going to be going on this family trip that I'm not going on on my birthday week with someone else and emotional time. Be on a little bit type of way. And so I requested to meet her ahead of this out of town trip.

So wait, so she is going? Well, he said that she might be and I was like, well, when you have an answer, then you need to immediately let me know. But he should have said that in the original email. Yeah, I said, this person isn't a part of your family until the government test. That's debatable, but I see where you're coming from. I actually never thought of adding that into my plan, my parenting plan. It does make sense just because we watch a lot of true crime TV.

And at first I was like, okay, asking for every single person is extensive, but also like excessive, not extensive. But also we watch enough true crime to realize that we need to know what adults are in the house. Like we need to know in the event that something happens. So like that does make sense. Well God forbid something happened. Here's my thoughts on it.

If something bad happened, at least there would be a record to say ABC and D were in this home when this happened, you know. Because if I find out through the news, yeah, that A B and C were involved in a situation with one of my kids and I'm finding out through the news and not from you, now I have a personal vendetta. Yeah, now now we're definitely not good. A little update, Trent dead get Jackson's TV hung in his room and it was a one-man job. So I just wanted to update you on that.

I also have an update for you. So someone from our telegram group who we love, of course, we love our entire Kitty Gang chat, Works for or used to work for CBS. So she wanted to tell us, she said, FYI, Lindsay and Kale, I work at CBS, and the reason the whole pharmacy closes is because there's usually only one pharmacist on duty. And she put usually in quotes because that's usually.

The other pharmacy people are pharmacy tech. So the pharmacist has to be present and cannot take a lunch and leave the gate open It's only 30 minute lunch sometimes for a 16 hour day and the farm for the pharmacist in particular and then it's new as of a year ago pharmacist deserve a 30 minute lunch to L.O.L Just remember next time don't go between that 30 minute time I did say thank you for the update and that does definitely give me perspective because I also thought

that there was more than one pharmacist in the facility at a time. However, ours is a full hour not 30 minutes. And for some reason, I always schedule by mistake probably the appointments around the break time. So it always is like inconvenient, but it is what it is. Well, I've also didn't know that only one pharmacist was on duty. I know that they can't leave their meds like unattended and stuff. I think that that's the rule. And I don't know that anybody can distribute meds without the pharmacists being there no matter what type of medit is I think that's also the rule and yes they are deserving of more than a 30 minute lunch break but the hours that they're choosing to do

it one 30 to two o'clock that seems like past lunch. I wonder like what that's what I know is one 30 to for all of those texts because I don't know about anyone else a CVS But all of the texts that are in there like my CVS right here on my road Literally has like 10 texts and want like I don't know how many but it there it feels like there's at least 5 or 6 texts per one pharmacist and I just feel like why are they requiring a pharmacist to work 16 hour days like Why not have a a pharmacist to work 16 hour days? Like why not have a second pharmacist take the break out of it? Like who's why are we over working a damn pharmacist? Like please just bring in a second pharmacist. No, I don't know, but I do know that that's true because Will's uncle,

he passed away a couple of years ago, but he was a pharmacist. And I do know that they work like very long hours. I just would not have expected that and that's not okay. And I'm just wondering if it is the company doesn't want to have multiple pharmacists on duty because of the expense to have two pharmacists. So they're overworking them for that many hours because they're getting the same result with one less pharmacist if that makes sense. Well, I feel like we need to like, really, I don't like corporate for that.

Like, see the medical field, love the medical field, do not like corporate policies. Um, oh, wait, I saw this and you're going to die. So someone messaged me this morning and said, hey, here's a solution to yours and kills charger thieves. And it's called Permaplug. And I was watching the video on this permaplug. You literally screw off like your outlet cover. And this plug goes into the outlet like screwed in. So they literally cannot leave with it.

So wherever it's plugged in, this is what it looks like. Hold on. You're gonna die. Okay, so I'll send you this, well I can't click on the video because I screenshot it, but I'll send you the video and I'll post the video on coffee combos and screen page, but literally you screw it in and they can't leave with it. And I was like, if that's not the most hard-crustly invention that I have ever seen, that man would have taken that shit on Shark Tank. Oh yeah, he would have definitely invested

his funds into that because what the hell, I need that because I have the good chargers and like my kids use the ones that are like not the good chargers and I'm not trading them for the chargers that are from the iPhone 8 and I have the better charger. You make them get the five below chargers. That's their fault. They lose their original charger.

That's I'm not paying for a $40 replacement. Like you take care of your things and then you won't have to worry about using the five below chargers. Okay, but there are some people in this world, and mostly they are our children, but there are some adults that are like this, that they will quite literally let their phone get to 1% or die before they ever even think about a charger. That's me, actually. But why? Like, why are we getting to 1% and then thinking about it?

I just, I don't know, it's like a scatterbrain thing. I also don't charge my phone overnight. Like, that's just like not a thing for me. You don't plug your phone in by your bed every single night? No. That is part of the nighttime routine. It's like you do all your skincare, go into your bedroom, you turn your sound machine on, you pull down your sheets, you plug in your charger. Call it day. Once that shit is on the charger,

you're not getting anything for me. Don't call. It's okay. It's okay, no one's getting shit for me. It's on focus. You know what I need in my room? What? I need lines.

I need to, that's one thing that I have not done yet. And I know I've been in my house for a year and a half. I haven't put in blinds yet in any of my windows and I just, I definitely need them especially in my bedroom. Listen, I did it after I was in my house for a year, like my windows just remained wide open and it's something that my dad and my grandmother always stress to us that you need good, they say shutters, but you could do custom built blinds, shades. It truly transforms your whole house and I didn't even realize it until I got mine and it changes the look of everything and just makes it feel more finished. I will post a photo of what my bedrooms look like and it just makes everything look so much more

crisp and done. And I think that everybody deserves high quality custom built blinds, shades or shutters. And you guys can get them from blindsglour.com because it is the best place to find a look that you're going to love.

You guys can order up to 15 free samples today because blinds galore is having a huge Labor Day sale next week and everything will be up to 50% off. So this is actually my time to shine too. They are a family-owned and run company which I absolutely love. You guys know I love companies like this and you don't need an expensive interior designer. Visit BlindSchoolLore.com today and order your free samples so you'll be ready when their huge Labor Day sale starts. Next

week on Wednesday, August 30th, that's BlindSchoolLower.com. Don't forget to let them know that we send you. I need to tell you some celebrity news, some celebrity tea. No, it's all good stuff. Oh, is? Yeah, so you know we don't hear about the Olsen twins ever, and what reminded me of this was someone I think Kristen tagged me in something that people posted on our Facebook and on one of our Facebook pages about her child wanting to watch like movies that we watched when we were kids right and New York minute with the Olsen twins was one of them but we don't hear any like the last thing I heard about the Olsen twins was probably Mary Kate dating Heath Ledger when he like mysteriously passed away. And then, you know, they just very much keep their business private.

They had those weird, that weird fashion line with the bags, with the, with the pills on them. Wasn't it Alice in Olivia? I thought that was the Olsen twins. No, I'm saying like, wasn't their brand called Alice in Olivia? Olivia. Oh, oh, I don't even know what the brand was called I just remember being like what the fuck I mean they're very shit. Do you really? Yeah, I didn't so expensive. No, like they are very very very like Well regarded in the fashion industry and I'm not saying that they shouldn't be I just was to me It was weird because I'd never seen anything like it, but

industry and I'm not saying that they shouldn't be. I just was, to me, it was weird because I'd never seen anything like it. But Ashley Olson welcomed her first baby. She had a little boy, which was, I feel like it feels shocking, right? Because we don't hear anything about them. Like we don't know anything about their lives, what they do outside of fashion.

They got married last year. Her and her husband, I think his name is, it says Louis or Lewis. And they welcomed their first little boy, Otto. Okay. A kind of wish that she had twins. Also, same. That would have been really cool. You know, like twins who have twins, having you ever heard stories like that before?

My cousin, they're twins and one of them had a twin. Had twins. Wait, what? My cousin's Jen and Candy. Jen had twins. You're kidding. No. So that's definitely like a hereditary. They're fraternal twins and then they Jen had fraternal twins. That is insane. Okay, wait, the fraternal twins are the ones that are hereditary. Correct. An identical is just like by fluke. Yes. And then also the hereditary twin gene is only from the mom side not the dad side the mom side Interesting, okay, I didn't know that fact. Yeah, my biological mom

I think either my great grandmother or my grandmother had a miscarriage of twins Oh, so you probably carry the gene of like if you were I would go out on a live and say if you were to get pregnant again You especially being over 30 plus the gene on your mom's side, you could easily have twins. Okay, we'll listen to this. So we won't go down this whole long twin thing, but I just have to say this. Okay, either my grandmother

or my great-grandmother had a miscarriage of twins. My grandmother's sister's daughter had a set of fraternal twins. My mom's brother had a set of fraternal twins. And I am convinced, like I have dreams that I have twins. Well, I need probably have twins. And your mom's brother having the twins is most likely a coincidence.

So I wonder if it was like a fluke on the wife side or if there are twins or on both sides. Could be, could be, but twins are so interesting to me. Oh, they're fascinating. I mean, I think multiples in general, especially triplets, naturally conceived triplets, where it starts as fraternal twins and then one splits, and then they're identical, but then they're triplets, that is fascinating to me. Well, it's so crazy to think about how you can have two kids fraternal children, or I mean, it could even be identical, whatever. Born on the same

day, grow up completely differently, but raise in the same house, completely differently, and their lives take completely different paths. I don't know why I have it set in my mind that it was supposed to be full house for all the Mary Kate and Ashley movies, for every person who has multiples. I don't know why I set that in my mind. So fraternal twins is literally just like having two babies at the same time. Yeah, like just regular siblings just at the same time. The thing that fascinates me about identical twins is like, okay, and I hope that there's like a twin expert that listens to this

or like someone who has like all the knowledge on this, but okay, what trips me the fuck out, one thing that trips me the fuck out is fraternal twins that look identical. That's one, like Mary Kate and Ashley, trips me the fuck out. The other thing that trips me out is identical twins. They share almost the same DNA. So like 99 points, something of the same DNA, right? Why do they think differently then?

Like, what in their brains? I don't know. Like, what in their brains, like, when the eggs blaze, I know it's two different brains, but like, they came from the same DNA. So why do they think, like, I don't, like Elijah, he has two sets of first cousins and his mom are twins.

The one set of first cousins, their girls, and they're in Lincoln's grade at in Smirna. They're the same, they look the same, but they're so different. And I just don't, because they have, like even their birthmarks are the same, and I just don't understand how they think differently. We.

That is so crazy to even think about. Like y'all came from the same shit. What do you mean you have to, like they're two different brains, but they're the same. Why are they different? I don't know, but then you think about fraternal twins, and if we're going off of the idea that they're basically just two babies completely separate, just being born at the same time, right? Yeah.

Okay. Mary Kate nationally, fraternal twins, they look identical. If they were born at different times, would they still look like that? Right, right. I don't get it, like my hair stylist Taylor, she's a twin and her brother is literally her face with facial hair. Like they are identical, but one that like,

I don't understand it, but then their sister who was born at a different time, don't look like them but ones like I don't understand it but then their sister who was born at a different time doesn't look like them. Yeah I don't get it. I don't get it. I don't get it. You also said that Kyle and I have the same face on different faces. No literally Kyle is like if I saw y'all in public and I didn't know you I would ask if y'all were fraternal twins. People used to think whenever we were little, that we were twins. What's the age difference? 15 months apart.

Oh, easily twins. Like, you all see. Because I feel like typically men are already taller. So, just, I'm like bitch, I'm grown. Like, 15 months younger than me, okay? Oh, right, you're old. I don't know why I always think he's the oldest.

I don't know why you think that either. I always thought that you're you are number one. Number one. So anyway, what do we think about Ashley Olsins baby name auto OTTO? I don't hate it. And I think it I would expect the Olsins twins twins just being in the fashion industry and stuff to kind of have a little out there name for their kids. Mm-hmm, you know? Yeah. I don't think it's really that outlandish of a name, but I don't feel like I hear it very often either.

I don't think I've heard it as a last name, but I've never heard it as a first name. Also it says, there are one fashion labels called the row. Oh, the row. Why did I think it was Alice in Olivia? Let me look up, Alice. Am I in that might have been? Okay, well, evidently, I'm a liar.

Let me see, Mary Kate. Hold on. Hold on. I feel like Tom Crisley told me that they owned it. It's showing results for Alice in Olivia by Mary Kate and Ashley. No, I think you're right. Okay, well, if I'm wrong, then blame it on Todd because you're right. It says, Alice and Olivia silk blend pleaded shirt Mary Kate and Ashley.

No, I do think I think that's one of them or maybe a former, I'm not sure. But how do you shorten auto? I don't think you do. He's just always auto. Yeah, and I mean, I don't think Mary Kate and Ashley are shortened to anything, maybe MK, but probably also not. Mary Kate, Ashley.

They probably call each other like Ash and Mary Kate. I feel like it was just like Mary Kate. I don't know, someone help us. I have a follow up on the listener cheating scandal. I keep having follow ups on this listener cheating scandal, but it's so fascinating to me. She said, so I never expected my post to be read on today's podcast.

I was the first story to answer Lindsay's question. She is someone that he had dated when we were 19 or 20. He is in his late 30s now. Over a year ago, I asked him to delete her because she slept with my best friend's husband. We live about an hour away from where the female and my best friend lived. He deleted her so I never worried.

I had lost my job in January and it made me really depressed. Along with, I found out he lied about money to me. So I got really depressed and shut down. I started a new job in March. My dad was in the ICU and my job is now where my best friend lives. The affair started in April. And June, my new job sent me to a conference.

I paid for him to come with me. We used that time to reconnect. So I thought I had been, so I thought, I had been in therapy for almost three years due to childhood trauma, sexual assault, after I found out about the cheating and who the female was was when I really lost it. So to answer Kale and Lindsay's question, I'm pretty sure he sought her out. Oh no. I don't think when he sought her out, he knew she had moved to another state, but I don't

know for sure. On the post talking about the podcast today, someone said, she was depressed. How could she not see that this would make her more depressed? It did. My dad almost died and I had a very hard relationship with him. After another therapy session in regards to the affair, I am even more conflicted. I feel like at my darkest time, I needed him. But because he still does all these amazing things,

I'm trying to see his side. But honestly, it's very hard. He has gone through depression and my needs weren't met. I didn't step out of my marriage. I stuck it out and did the best that I could to be there for him. I feel like my opinion on the topic was so straightforward that for the people who don't know the original story just to give in case you didn't listen to the episode where she where we read this essentially this woman and this man

they're married. I think it was like nine years. It was like nine or ten years, I think. Something like that. And, you know, for a couple of months, that has been had been trying to get her attention. And, you know, she was just going through her own stuff. And Lindsay and I had kind of conflicted. And she wanted to work it out,

but she didn't know if it was, you know, possible. I had basically said that, like, I understand where he was coming from. I don't think either of them. I think both were wrong, but both were, they're human. And I said they could work it out where Lindsay was like, he still should not have, or she, she or he, he should still not have tried to, you know, step outside their marriage, which I do agree with. So, so just to give a little backstory on that, but, you know, now that she gives more, like more of her perspective on, he's gone through, depressed, depressive episodes and she never stepped out of her marriage and, you know, she tried to be the best that she could. I do understand that as well.

Um, and then just her saying, I feel like at my darkest time I needed him, that's also really true. Like I can't imagine like now that I understand this part of it, I can't imagine last year when I was going through that like literally the darkest year of my life. Like I could not imagine being in a relationship or a marriage and then they stepped out on me on top of literally my mental illness. You know what I mean? That to me is just like compounding the issue and then you now have to go through this process

of I'm already dealing with this other stuff and now I'm having to deal with something that was unexpected that I didn't think was going to be part of my reality. So to me, my opinion on this does not change. Honestly, I feel more convicted in my opinion. The fact that it was somebody from his past that he had already previously dated. And. That would sting. That would sting so, but I think that would sting worse

than somebody that you're trying to get attention from because you're kind of going through a hard time in your marriage. That would sting more for me and has stung more for me in the past. Why are you talking to your ex or anyone that you've ever had relations with during a dark time for me because who knows what you're telling that person?

Well, and then I just feel like this person that he was cheating on her with is just morally corrupt, because she allegedly also slept with someone's husband. So maybe because of this woman's husband knowing that she did that and that she would sleep with a husband, I can't help but think was he seeking her out because one he had a past with her,

but two, he knows how she is, obviously free and loose. So, would that make the situation easier for him to be able to land on that? This kind of, I don't know if I ever told you this, it kind of reminds me of something that happened to me. So you know my friend Kwe, or you've seen her on my Instagram story, whatever, me and Chris were broken up after looks. We didn't have Kree yet.

I know. But you know, to be said, we've been broken up for months and this girl, I don't know one's gonna know who I'm talking about so it's file just her name. Her name is Madison and we had been talking a little bit and I'm like okay so she invites me and Quay to go to her house to swim whatever long story short find out that she meets another girl and is you, I kind of pulled back a little bit and so she meets somebody else. But she's still trying to actively get with me

and I think that the other girl was like the backup plan. And then she starts like confiding in me for like problems and stuff and I'm like, no, like I literally hung out with you because we were interested in each other. Like I literally told her, and if I ever find the DMs and the text messages, I will post, oh like scribble her name out, but like her like, at or whatever,

but I literally told her, go back to your wife. Like you or your girlfriend, like they were having issues, do not come to me. Like, I'm sorry, but especially when you can't. You were that third party in the situation. You can't decipher, especially with women, like if, like in that situation, it's not like I was like your friend first and you're confiding in me as a friend.

It was like, we were interested in each other and I backed off because I was hoping to get back with Chris and you probably backed off and found her because you kind of felt that I was going back to him but like do not talk to me about your problems with your new girlfriend slash your wife slash whatever. And I literally told her on multiple, I probably have them right now.

I really told her. I did so messy because at that point, then you start questioning, okay, did she go back to the wife because she truly wanted to be with the wife or did the wife become a backup plan at that point because you wanted to go back to Chris? That's what I'm saying. It's just like whatever issues you're having do not go to somebody.

Like, even if it's friendly, I feel like same for the husband, right? Like, even if it was like a friendly, which if he had relations with her in the past, no, it wasn't just friendly. You know, like, just don't even do that. Do not, why can't you talk to a bro? Like go talk to your man friend, go talk to a counselor therapist, just like anyone, but also on the flip side of that, hindsight is always 2020. So sometimes you have to go through that shit to learn and stuff.

So I don't know. I just would never be able to forgive that. I don't think I could forgive cheating and any realm, but the thoughts of knowing that my man was going back to something that he already had previously known, and was the seeker. That would really devastate me. This episode is brought to you by IQ bar. Now get 20% off every IQ bar product plus free shipping when you text combos to 64,000 that's combos to 64,000. Let's talk about IQ bar really quickly. I just bought a box and gave it to one of my

girlfriends for her son who is now playing J.B. football in high school, which is a huge deal as a freshman. And I was like, you're gonna love these. They're keto, paleo, vegan, gluten-free, all of them. And I can't tell you how upsetting it is when you buy something and you you find out that it's actually not as healthy as what they advertise. IQBAR doesn't have that problem. So if you're trying to eat healthier or if you want to have like quality, delicious bars that are literally at your fingertips, use IQBAR. I love the fact that it's got a clean label, has neck, snow, sugar, or neck carbs, and I eat an IQ bar pretty much every single day.

I know that Kristen regularly uses it for her 3 p.m. slump preventer when she's at her desk. I'm normally the grab and go breakfast or a pre or post workout snack. It's great for your body packed with plant protein for strong muscles, pre-botic fiber for a happy gut, and healthy fats for clean crash free energy. I would highly suggest ordering the box that you can try all of the flavors. They have toasted coconut chip, almond butter chip, peanut butter, banana nut, and you guys aren't going to believe how good they taste.

IQBAR is the number one brain and body protein bar in the US with over 10,000 five star reviews and hundreds of thousands of happy customers. So you can finally create that feeling of discovering a truly nutritious bar that actually tastes good. And now you can get 20% off all IQBAR products free shipping. To get your 20% off, just text combos, to 64,000, get your discount, text combos to 64,000. That's combos to 64,000. Message and data rates may apply,

see terms for details. Not to get long and off this topic, but can you tell me, if so fascinating to me, when you like a girl, what is it that you like about a girl? Just in general or like what is my type of girl? I know you're a type of girl, but if you would like to share with the class, I just think that women understand women on a deeper level than men will ever understand women. Unless you get the right man that has a level of emotional maturity Yeah, yeah, yeah, I also just think the sex is better. I think I don't know wait the sex is better with a girl

Absolutely wait, I am gonna get off the girls can have sex like all night like I don't know about men wait Okay, now I am gonna get off on a long thing on this. So, this is not part of the plan. You, you prefer sex with a girl over a man. If I had to choose for the rest of my life, take Elijah out of the equation, okay, because obviously I'm gonna pick my partner. Take Elijah out of the equation, I? Because obviously I'm gonna pick my partner. Take Elijah out of the equation,

I would pick a woman, hands down. I truly think that's why I have so many baby daddies is because I should have just been with a woman. Kale. Like I think I was just like, that one didn't work. I'll leave him, let me try this one, but I should have just been with a woman. And then you just had all these kids

with these baby dads. I mean, I really complicated your life. I would never trade my kids, but I would trade the baby daddies. Listen, the fact that we've racked up baby dads and have all these childrens. Childrens. And knowing that you prefer sex for the woman, I'm just like, you know what, your life would have been definitely different.

I just think about that sometimes. Like, I'm like, did I go through all of this just to find out that I'm a full blown lesbian and not just like fluid? Do you consider yourself bisexual? fluid. Do you consider yourself bisexual? I don't I mean I guess but like also I don't really like labels that much because they feel like they're weird and I feel like we over label everyone. So you just feel like you're just you? Yeah. And you just love people. Yes. So it doesn't matter if they have whatever body part attached. It's, you just love people. I mean, I don't really like people, but yes. Yes.

Okay, so back up. You said girls and half. It is fascinating to me. Girls can have sex all night long. Yeah. But so can, No, they can't. Okay, well, any person that's trying to have sex for over an hour,

you're a full-blown psychopath. Like I could never have sex with a man for that long. Like I just can't, like I just won't it'll you'll rub me raw. It won't be a good time. That doesn't happen with women. So what are they doing? It's just I don't't know how. Like, are they writing strap-ons? Like some, some do, some do. And are you saying that you might have a strap-on because I don't have any rhythm. So it just wouldn't, like, I don't have no stroke game whatsoever. So that won't be a thing for me.

Okay, but are you telling me that you are having sex with some woman with a strap on all night long? And that's not rubbing you wrong. No, that helps me. It wouldn't be with a strap on all night long. There's just like other things. Then what is it? I feel like you're putting me on the spot. You're not telling me what it is that you guys are doing all night long and it's kind of my business. I can't tell you what everyone does all night long. I can just tell you that there's relations all night long. And it's not like because here's the thing.

Men, a lot of them can't go around too. I just can't. That's true. Women, I feel like the passion and the, not butterflies, like the passion and the. The butterflies. The chemistry. Chemistry, thank you. It can keep, it goes on, like it's just,

I don't know how to describe it. I don't know how to describe it. But what do y'all talk about? You can talk about, what are you and your boyfriend talk about? Oh, I can't tell you all the things that we talk about because it would not be appropriate. Well girls are the same way. But you know what? I'm going to send you this couple that I this lesbian couple that I follow on TikTok.

I'm obsessed with them. They're the cutest fucking couple ever. And I think that maybe it's literally like, you know how some women call their husbands like their best friends? A best friend with a man, like being best friends with a man is very different than being best friends with a woman. And it's just like a different type of,

hold on, you're gonna try to. Trent is my best friend. Yeah, maybe, but like, it's still not the same. But it's still not the same as having a girl best friend. It's just not. It never will be. Yeah, but I have some girl best friends too that I would talk to differently, but I don't want to like bump ugly with them. Can you not say that? I'm sending you this couple that I'm I literally live for their content. They're so fucking cute. Go look at our group chat. Not the telegram, just like me and Kristen. And you wouldn't even

like their wedding cake tasting is so cute and they they're a little bridal shower. Like go scroll down. Oh yeah, I see. Go to the wedding cake tasting or the or the one of the bridal shower ones. They're just like the cutest, like, you can't tell me that they're not best friends and lovers. Like you can't tell me and you can't tell me shit. Do you think that they were best friends and them fell in love? Yeah, probably. That's so interesting to me.

And they proposed on accident at the same time. Wait, what? Yes, they like did this whole thing. I'm gonna find it.. They so like one of them planned to propose not knowing and had this like whole photo shoot planned out and they got two perspectives from two different photographers because they didn't know they were proposing at the same time. Okay, I have this is going to turn into a whole another question. What do you think about, I don't know if it's like a nutrient or if it's been happening for a while and I just like realized it

about women proposing to men like I would never. No I hate it. I hate it. Why is it different for women? I don't know because I don't know but I hate the idea of and it sounds sexist and it sounds like a old and traditional and we're in 2023, but that's like one thing that I cannot get behind is a woman proposing to a man. And this goes back to a conversation that I had on another podcast where a psychiatrist or something was talking about two types

of relationships that work. One is they're mutually obsessed with each other. They mutually love each other equally the same, all the things. And that works. And then another type of relationship that works is when the man loves the woman. Yeah. And we've talked about this before. Like, I just don't think if a woman is proposing to a man, I don't think that that works. I just don't. Julie always told Savannah and I growing up, she used to say, I want you both to find a man that loves you a little bit more

than you love him. That will work. I agree. I wholeheartedly agree with that. Was that her like admitting that my dad loves her a little bit more than she loves him? I think so. I would think so because that she's speaking from experience. Yeah, like she must be speaking from experience and I don't know that I love that and I don't know that that's necessarily true. That might be advice that she's giving to us, but I don't necessarily believe that he just loves her more than she loves him. I think that they are the other thing that you said. I think they mutually are obsessed with each other.

Yeah, and I think when I think of couples like that, I think of the couple I just sent you or Chelsea and Cole. I think they're probably mutually obsessed with each other. I say obsessed in terms of loving each other, not in an healthy obsession. I'm just using that. I probably shouldn't say obsessed. But yeah, I'm trying to think of what other couples, like Bunny and Jelly Roll, I think are mutually obsessed with each other.

Like I just think those couples work. I could not ever propose to a man. No, I couldn't either. And I'm not saying that nobody, like a woman shouldn't, I just don't know that it works, you know. And maybe call me old school and traditional and whatever you want to say, but I just think that there's something so special about a man taking that initiative to make that next move.

That I feel like I just shouldn't have to do that. And I'm not going to do that ever. I agree. Speaking of women though, I saw this video. I don't know what your thoughts are gonna be on it because we haven't agreed on it on a ton lately. But it was talking about how most women are raised and it says most women and this is the person talking that's in this video. She said, all women, I know most of the women that I've ever met were raised from the time that they were little to be a good woman is to be good for other people. So if you're a good mom for your children, if you're a good wife for your husband, if

you're a good sister, daughter, and friend, then you're good. And the hard part about this is the number one with your value is wrapped up in someone else's perception of you. And the other thing about it is I don't know ever that anyone is deciding that you are a good mom because you're taking care of yourself. There is this idea that you have to show up for other people or you don't have value. Think about the women that don't have children or who aren't married. Society is basically saying without saying that these women have no value because they're not doing those things. See, I don't know if I agree with that only because I agree with the first part because

I think there's a lot to be talked about. There's a lot to be said about be good at this, this, this, and this and then you're good. And I think social media plays a part in that now. I don't think it always has, but you know, you're, you're basing your value on everyone's perception. Yes. The second part of it personally doesn't doesn't resonate with me because I know plenty of people that don't like women specifically who are

they are not mothers but I think they're incredible people. I think that they're good wives. I think they're good in general and they don't and it's not based on being good moms or I think this standard is placed on women who have children and who have husbands. They're doing all of these things collectively that in order for them to have value that they have to have all of that stuff in check or they're not really considered. It gave an example and maybe this will help with perspective that you're not being called a It gave an example, and maybe this will help with perspective, that you're not being called a good mom because you're training for a marathon.

That's something you're doing for yourself. And that doesn't make you a good mom because you're training for a marathon, but how would that not make you a good mom knowing that you're doing something that fulfills you? And outside of fulfillment, it's healthy healthy and you're taking care of yourself I I feel like in today's society back then that makes sense but like in today's society

When I see and this is where I'm part of the problem is I'll see moms Seemingly do all these things maybe train from marathon be a be a mom, go to work, do this, and I'm like, wow, like she's incredible, like how does she do it all? And inside, you don't know if she's fucking crumbling and she's falling to pieces. And I'm like, oh, she's a good mom, she's a good person. And in reality, she could be a really shitty fucking person and she just looks like she has it all together. But no one at a marathon, when you cross the finish line as a mom is saying, wow, she's a good mom. Wow, she's a good mom. Yeah. And I just think about,

but why would they though? Well, I think because she's also taking time for herself to do the self work that she needs to do so that she can be fully present. So does it have to be other things? Does it have to be related to being a mom? Can't we just say like, wow, she worked really hard, she deserves that. Like, do we have to tie it into being a mom? No, we don't have to tie it into being a mom, but I think that society probably does. My twin cousins that I was just talking about,

they both have kids, and they ran the New York marathon a couple years ago. And I never, like they're just runners. They've always been runners. I've always known them to be runners. But I never tied their ability to run and then finishing the marathon. I never tied that to them being a parent or a mom.

I was just like, I guess in my head, I idolized them in the sense of like, wow, they made that happen. They worked really hard for that, even though they were moms. Yeah, I think that that's the way that I would look at it too. I don't know that I would necessarily see somebody running a road race and being like, okay,

well, when they cross the finish line and they're first to be like, wow, that's a really good mom. Like, she's dedicated to being a mom. I'm thinking, wow, she's basically a superhero because she's doing all of these things, focusing on her self-care, fulfillment of things for herself so that she can be the best that she needs to be at home for her husband and her kids. But I think that most people don't necessarily think like that. I think society a lot of times places this pressure on moms and wives that if you're not

giving 100% of yourself to that and you're taking time away from that, that you're looked at as selfish. And I think that it should not be that way. In order for you to be the most healthy version of you to be fully present for your kids and to be fully present for your husband, you have to do things outside of that that fulfills you to want to give your 100% at all times to those other things. Well, right.

It's like if my cup's not filled, I can't fill anyone else's. Kristen responded in our group chat and she said, I think this is saying, you're only good if you're doing for others, not for yourself. And further, if you are shit, if you don't have a husband and children and there's something wrong with you.

And I just, that to me, I agree. I agree that that's, you know, how people view it. But for me, for the people who don't have children, like, fully understand why they're fucking hard. It's fucking hard. It's expensive today. I don't even know how people are going to, like, people who don't have kids. I don't even, don't even get any started on that.

Um, but I would agree. Like, and, and further, it's like, if you do so much for other people, and then you get burnt out, then you're a shitty person because you're burnt out from it. But it's like, well, nothing, you're damned if you do, damned if you don't, because nothing is ever good enough.

Like, you can't give, there's no amount that you could give that would make people happy. And why should your value be wrapped up in someone else's perception? Yeah, I, and I mean, it's very commonplace. I feel like, and I don't know if it's the south or it's everywhere in the United States. I can just speak on geographically where I live that once you get married, if that's what you choose to do, and you are late 20s, early 30s, you've decided to get married, go that path for your life.

The next question that starts coming before they ink even dries on the paper is, when are you guys gonna start having kids? That is to me so foul of a question. Like, there are people who get married that don't want kids and there are people who get married that can't have kids because of fertility issues and there are people who get married who maybe they haven't decided maybe they want to travel the fucking world together before they have kids. I don't understand place so much pressure on married couples to have children right away if at all because if I it's so I can have my exact same fucking kids right my same kids 10 years after I did and I chose to got married get married before I had kids. Travel has always been like my education and travel have always been something that have been important to me.

I would have probably tried to visit every fucking country I could before I have children. Mm-hmm. I mean, think about how different your life would look if you did that. I'm a big advocate for, and I'm advocating for something that I didn't do, right? But hindsight's 2020.

If I had to do it over again, I would have given myself a couple of years in my marriage before we had Jackson, but then I also think had I done that, I believe in God's perfect timing. So whatever's supposed to be is what happens and there's a reason for that. I believe if we would have waited three to five years

to have him, that we wouldn't have. Split. No, I think that we wouldn't have had him. Oh, had him. I thought that we would have been done. I also agree. I also think the same about my marriage. Yeah.

Isn't that crazy to think about? And then I think, OK, that would have been totally easier because I would imagine most people who get married and then go through a divorce and don't have children. There's nothing that really like necessarily ties together. I mean, like there's other relationships that you've created that, you know, tie you together, but as far as a child for 18 years, we probably would have never spoken to each other again. Kim Kardashian talks about that in one of the episodes of the Kardashians on

Hulu. She laughs about, yeah, she and I'll find it and I'll post it and she talks about like she does believe in love but like a kid ties you together more than a marriage. She's like marriage is coming go but a kid is forever. Oh for sure. Yeah. I mean I don't want to sound like I'm downplaying marriage by any means, but you get married, it doesn't work out the worst process, not really that hard. If you don't have shit, you don't have shit to fight about. So then that's just it. And you both go along your Maryways. And

that's it. Like you might bump in each other if you live, you know, close to proximity. Yeah. But outside of that, it's just done. Yeah. With kids,dies, y'all can use your imagination. One of them used to say that to me because I wanted more from him. I don't think I'd necessarily needed to be married. I just wanted a commitment from him. And he was just like, I'm not gonna be married until I'm 40, that's such a big, that's so much more of a commitment than a child. It was just like, have you lost your damn fucking mind?

Like a wife? And no, like you can literally, and I don't wanna say that it's, you should just willy-nilly just go file for divorce, but you can't get rid of a child. You can't. A child is a lifetime commitment. Like how is that even make sense? I just didn't understand the logic there at all.

I feel like. Some people are truly just non-committal human beings, though. So then just say that. So I would rather have somebody be honest with me in that way and be like, I'm not ready for that commitment than to commit to something that they truly don't want to be committed to and then have to go through that and also already have kids Because that's a lifetime commitment. I don't I'll never understand it. I'll never understand people

Coffee combo's podcast is brought to you by progressive insurance Let's face it sometimes Multi-tasking can be overwhelming like when your favorite podcast is playing and the person next to you is talking and Your car fan is blasting all while you're trying to find the perfect parking spot. But then again, sometimes multitasking is easy like quoting with progressive insurance. They do the hard work of comparing rates so that you can find a great rate that works for you, even if it's not with them. Give their nifty comparison tool a try and you might just find getting the rate and coverage you deserve is easy

All you need to do is visit Progressives website to get a quote with all the coverages you want like comprehensive and collision coverage or Personal injury protection and you'll see Progressives direct rate and their tool will provide options from other companies all lined up and ready to compare So it's simple to choose the rate and coverages you like press play on comparing auto rates Quote at progressive dot com to join the over 29 million drivers who trust progressive. Progressive casualty insurance company and affiliates, comparison rates not available in all states or situations, price is varied based on how you buy.

All right, I just wanna tell you guys about a quick podcast study here. As you know by now, we all do our best to align the right sponsors to the podcast, but it's a lot of work behind the scenes and I'm we are incredibly thankful for your support. So we're currently running a quick survey at podcaststudy.com and we're giving the first 150 people a $10 digital Amazon

gift card as an incentive to complete the survey. The information that we hear from you about our sponsors is incredibly important to the show and we can't thank you enough for taking a few minutes to help us out. It's free, so cut us a break. Upon completion of the survey, you'll be asked to include your email address and we will send the first $150 people a $10 gift card from Amazon. Go to podcaststudy.com and thank you again for helping our show and our sponsors. I wanted to ask you about this.

I saw this other video and it was talking about how all parents need to hear this and it was this research that was done on families eating together and it said they found that families who eat together any meal so it could be like lunch dinner. I saw it. Oh you did. You saw it. It says three times a week. It dramatically decreased overweight and obesity and children and decreased eating disorders. And just overall decreasing the risk of onset of early mortality and chronic diseases by eating together with your family three times per week.

And that this should be basically mandated. And you should make this a mission to do with your family and your friends and I think back on my childhood and we were always required to eat as a family. Like whether you liked each other or not like you sat in the same seat everywhere it was like undesignated assigned seats. It's like at school when you don't have assigned seats but it's like that's my unofficial assigned seat like do I think on the bus like I sit there don't fucking sit there and it's like at school when you don't have a sign seat, but it's like that's my unofficial assigned seat like don't take on the bus like I sit there don't fucking sit there. And it's like why if I would come to the table and one of my siblings would be in my seat

I'm like why like? Why are you sitting there? So I don't know this I don't know how in depth it goes because I didn't watch the whole thing but so like last night for example example, I made dinner, typically Elijah cooks because I'm a horrible cook. But I made dinner and we all I've required all my kids to sit at the table to eat. Creed said that he wasn't hungry and I don't I also don't force my kids to eat like I was forced to eat when I was a kid with my mom. Probably because my mom was like, I spent money on this, you have to eat it. Where like my friends

parents weren't really like that. But anyway, go on a tangent about that. But he wasn't hungry, but he sat at the table while the rest until the rest of us finished. Okay. I don't know if that is actually eating place of factor or not because like I said I didn't watch the whole thing so if anyone has like more information on that I would I hope that Creed still sitting at the table would have that those same benefits like I hope do you guys regularly eat as a family Or is this more of like a new thing that you're trying to know?

We know when I have all my kids, we do try to eat as a family. Like we really do. Like I said, not everyone's gonna eat because if they're just not hungry, they're not hungry or yesterday, Lincoln had just come home from his dads. So, if Lincoln ate with his dad,

he's not gonna eat with us, but he'll sit with us and talk with us and like, be us with us because we all like goof off and talk and stuff like that. I will not lie to you all. It is not five times a week, it's not six times a week. It's probably two or three times a week, just depending on what we have going on.

But like if we do the meal kits, where I know that everyone will eat it, where we do like a pasta, which was like last night, I know everyone's gonna eat it. It's pretty much the times where I know everyone like something at the table. Does that make sense? Those are the nights that we are sitting together. If it's like, okay, it's a free-for-all, and it's like leftovers,

you know, someone's eating a sandwich because they don't like what's cooked or whatever, we probably won't sit together. Is that what you'll do in the event that you make something that everyone doesn't like? Because I know that you said that all of your kids prefer different things. Yeah, like last night, I knew if I made, and I, it's so fucking basic, and people are gonna be like, okay, kill,

like you can't cook, but bacon chicken off-ray dough, I cooked the chicken in the bacon so that the grease cooks the chicken, right? And then I put off-ray dough,, minced garlic, et cetera, et cetera. I know Lincoln's gonna eat noodles with the sauce. Lux is only gonna eat noodles with Parmesan cheese. Creed will eat pretty much anything as long as he's hungry, but he wasn't hungry.

He took a bite of watermelon. Isaac will eat what we eat, and then Alisha and I will eat what we eat. I knew last night we were all gonna eat something that was some variation of what was made. Does that make sense? Yes, I love making meals that I know that we can do a variation.

Like sometimes I will make like a spicier spaghetti sauce because it's what I want. But then Jackson will eat like butter and Parmesan noodles. Yep. So And that's fine. I don't care. Same for tacos. I know Lincoln's gonna want a quesadilla instead of a taco. Okay fine. I don't care. It's just as long as it's like some variation. Those are the times that we're sitting at the table together. If it's like Lux doesn't like it and he wants a turkey and cheese sandwich then I'll make him that or he'll try to make himself that.

And then, you know, some of us might be sitting at the counter and then some of us are sitting at the dining table and then One of us is probably sitting in the living room like sometimes out. It's a free for all at work. We're not perfect. But we do at least two or three nights. I know on a bad week. It's at least two. It's at least two nights. There's just so many of us. So it's at least two nights. There's just so many of us, so it's hard. Outside of that, I just need to hear what you know about Britney Spears divorce because I know you are a Britney Spears fanatic. I have seen it pop up, but I haven't really been

truly following any of it. Okay, so Sam, I don't even know how to pronounce agari. I hate when I get like people don't like when I don't know how to pronounce the stuff. A scarry agari, whatever. Heat file for divorce, they've only been together for 14 months. I had a lot of feelings on this. So let's also note that this, this is Brittany's third marriage, I believe, and it's been rumored that Sam wants to renegotiate their prenup. And my feelings on this is that it's very predatory and it rubs me the

wrong way. I feel like people keep taking advantage of her. It's like kicking her when she's already down kind of thing. And I can imagine that she's already going through a rough time with this conservatorship and you know, damage relationships with her, family members, her kids, etc., etc. It very much rubs me the wrong way that he won file for divorce so soon. I've heard in certain articles and rumors, again, we don't know how much is true, that he's leaving her for a month at a time while they were married during these 14 months. Something tells me, you sought her out, you married her because you knew what you'd get out of it,

and now you want to turn around and renegotiate the the the prenup. That's crazy. The article on Yahoo says, the prenup, that's crazy. The article on Yahoo says he filed for divorce like last week and she didn't even know that he did that. Okay, I have a lot of thoughts on this. So I don't know what he's coming to the table with. Probably nothing. But the fact that he wants the prenup renegotiated tells me nothing.

And the prenup, if you are coming to the table with as much money as I would imagine Britney Spears would be coming to the table with, that would be protective of her mostly because she has the most to lose in that situation. He is the one filing for divorce. Why would she be willing to renegotiate something that protects her in the event that a divorce is gonna take place? That doesn't make sense to me. And it also feels very predatory.

14 months in the grand scheme of things of a relationship is not a long time. And that's why it truly alarms me in the dating world when people have access to know what you may have, that you have to think about those things that someone might be in that marriage or in that relationship for the completely wrong reason. So there are some type of financial gain that they're going to get out of being associated with you.

I mean, him in 14 months, if it's true that he does, in fact, leave her alone for weeks or months at a time and has allegedly, you know, recorded her doing certain things and like he, there was other rumors that she was abusive towards him And he's kind of like holding that over her I just feel like he went into it for all the wrong reasons and he knew that he would get something out of it And it's like oh 14 month. I don't know. I'm just trying I'm trying to play doubles advocate for her because I can imagine the type of Mental state that she's probably in after everything she's been through in these last couple years, like let alone being a child star. You know what I mean? And I just feel like,

do we know what the divorce was filed under like was it irreconcilable differences? Was it? So according to CMZ, which first reported on their breakup, Asgari or however you pronounce it, which first reported on their breakup as Garry or however you pronounce it and Spear separated after a quote nuclear nuclear argument in which he accused a singer of infidelity First of all, she don't even leave her fucking house. So if she's cheating Which it could have been emotional. It could have been Messaging I don't I highly doubt it. I just doubt it. I doubt that too, but who knows? Cheating doesn't have to be physical, so I just wanna make out.

He just rubbed me, he's always rubbed me the wrong way since they got together in the first place. But again, I don't know these people. This is all just perception, which circles back to why are we letting the public place value on what our perception like on us for what their perception is, but I'm just team Britney Spears here and I think that she probably wasn't maybe in a good state of mind to get married in the first place and he took advantage of that and he knew what he was getting himself into and I think that he knew if he signed this prenup, there would still be a chance that he could renegotiate it. I think he knew that. And I just, I don't like that. Brittany, if you were listening,

take it from two divorce bitches, do not renegotiate that prenup. Last thing that I just wanna ask you if we are going to participate in this, the listeners are speaking. And they're talking about how their daughter is loving watching movies from when she was a kid. And these movies are like clueless, princess diaries, mean girls.

And she had this childhood asked to think of one that she could watch and wanted suggestions from us. And then we were asked, should we do coffee combos, movie watch parties? And I'm totally down for that. So are we gonna schedule days to watch it? I have no idea. I don't even know how to go about this. Do we do, I don't think it would be beneficial to do zooms or anything,

because if we're gonna be invested in like watching these movies. First of all, my kids are on hinge, and it's still summertime over here, so that's gonna be a no for me. What would be a yes for me would be if we were doing this with the Kitty Gang, and it was like a scheduled time that we were watching these movies

and being like live in the chat. They're agreed, I would love that. So that would be my suggestion. If you guys have any other suggestions on how we could do these coffee combos, movie watch parties, I would totally be down for that. And on that note, let's do foul play. Felt play.

Okay, back in college, around 2017, I spent many evenings in my boyfriend's dorm hanging out with him in his roommate whom I was also good friends with. One night, my boyfriend and I were sitting in his bed, watching TV while his roommate was playing video games, where he would talk to his friends that were online playing via headset.

His roommate later left the room to go grab dinner and set his headset on the desk, so my boyfriend and I proceeded to take advantage of the opportunity to have the room to ourselves and have sex. An hour later, his roommate returns and enters a room dying laughing and proceeds to tell us his gaming buddy called him.

After he left to tell him some Southern bitch is getting proud in your room right now. This man accidentally left his head set on and his online gaming buddy heard us having sex. I was so beyond embarrassed. Six years later, we are newly wedged and his roommate retold this story to some of our bridal party

after our rehearsal dinner. Love you guys, thanks for reading my foul play. That's embarrassing and also so hilarious. Listen, gaming in itself is just another world. That's another world. Like, I understand they were in college whenever this was going on, but I don't care if you are out of high school we don't need to be playing video games you need to be playing with me not your video games

right that's number one number two this is absolutely hilarious number three I am so glad that he told it to just some of the bridal party after a rehearsal dinner and did not use that as part of his speech. Oh my God, could you imagine if that was like the the best man's speech or something? Listen, those speeches at weddings honestly freak me out because guaranteed those speeches aren't approved because they're there for some type of shock factor and I would just be very alarmed at what any of my friends would say. Well if she's Southern, I know not all Southern people are the same. I know this. But if she's a Southern bell and she's not supposed to have sex until after marriage and then someone went out and like said that at a sped, that's a wedding speech. That would be shocking, I would say,

probably to hear for, I don't know, like the parents, the grandparents, you know. Listen, if this was my story and Todd Kursley was at my wedding and heard this, he would have had a coneption. Absolute coneption, like why were you having sex in a dorm? Why was somebody having a gaming headset? He'd be like, what is a gaming headset? Absolutely. Connection. Like, why were you having sex in a dorm? Why was somebody having a gaming headset?

He'd be like, what is a gaming headset? Like, what is it? What is it? What is Bluetooth? Who is this? Like, who is gaming headset? Okay, next foul play. This person says, I love all the podcasts, but please keep me anonymous.

We'll like, obviously. I get a Brazilian every four weeks. Go, girl. I've been doing it for years and have been going to the same girl for a while now. I normally go on Saturdays, which means my husband actually has the energy to try to do the deed after a long week of work. I always say no because I want to be clean for the waxer.

One time, we got in the shower together and had some adult time. Things escalated quickly and he went on my chest. No big deal. I showered it all off and went to my wax appointment. Okay. At my wax appointment, my waxer gave me a tissue after also doing my eyebrows and said, did you eat a cupcake or something on the way here? There's icing on the side of your face. Yes, it was exactly what you think it was. I literally wanted to melt into the table and disappear, but I fast up and told her what it really was.

We had a good laugh about it now, but holy shit, talk about embarrassing. Moral of the story, double check of the mirror before you go anywhere. Love y'all. My question is, actually, I shouldn't even be asking this question because, but I'm not asking anyway, why do you pull out? Why was it all over everywhere when you guys were in the shower?

anyway, why do you pull out? Why was it all over everywhere when you guys were in the shower? Seaman and water doesn't mix well, and it's disgusting, so I just don't. And it's just going to get all crusty. All over anywhere that it hits, right? And it just peels and rolls off. It's just not a vibe. That's not a vibe.

And if this has ever happened to you, which it probably has, so don't be a liar and say that it hasn't when I say this, but you have to scrub it off. Yeah, no, you have to scrub it. Like you really do. And I can just tell you if I went to my Brazilian wax and I was given a tissue and asked if I ate a cupcake before

I came, I'm lying and saying I did. I immediately I did. Yeah, absolutely I did. What do you mean? On that note, I'm gonna hop off. If you guys have not followed us on at Coffee Combo's podcast, on Instagram, make sure you follow us there. You can subscribe to our show from any podcast app wherever you get your

podcast. Always first at podcast one. I hope you guys have a great week and we'll talk to you soon. See ya!