Coffee Convos with Kail Lowry and Lindsie Chrisley - Would You Rather Sneeze Chocolate or Cry Favorite Drink?

Episode Date: July 17, 2023

CC296: On this month's bonus episode, Kail and Lindsie play some Would You Rather? Today we learn that Kail smells herself on the reg, Lindsie will down jalapeños like candy, and that we don't know w...hether rinsing after you brush your teeth is a good thing. Can a dentist please confirm by sending us a DM? Thank you. And for Foul Play? Kids ruin things. Check out our Instagram @coffeeconvospodcast for more!  Thank you to our sponsors!Apartments: Visit Apartments.com, a place to find a placeChime: Get started at chime.com/convosThrive: Get an exclusive 20% off your first order when you visit thrivecausemetics.com/COFFEE

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Starting point is 00:00:00 I hate gift-giving and receiving. Receiving gifts is so weird. What do you say, thank you? This is Coffee Convos with Kale Lowry and Lindsay Chrisley. I really want you to be in your feels, Kale. That does not interest me whatsoever. I feel very attacked by you. A spirited discussion about motherhood, friendship, family, and life in the public eye.
Starting point is 00:00:18 I'm just not with the fakery anymore. There's a fakery bakery around here. Here's Kale and Lindsay. Hello, Coffee Convos, Kitty Gang. Good morning. I tossed and turned last night and had one of like the most terrifying dreams that I think I've had in a really long time. Remember me telling you that like I didn't remember dreams for like years? Mm-hmm. Okay.
Starting point is 00:00:49 So I randomly like started remembering some dreams. Like some days like I'll remember them. Some days I will not. Last night I had a dream that we were – I don't like know whose house this was at. Okay. But we were just like at this house. And it was dingy as fuck. And it seemed like we were like on vacation or something like that and Trent was chasing Jackson around this house and there was a window open and Trent
Starting point is 00:01:16 fell out the window and like blood went everywhere and then I woke up and I was like the fuck and then I turned over and I was like wait he's he's not out the window. Like, it's fine. I hope they clip out the part where you say Trent fell out the window and there was blood everywhere and people don't know that it was a dream. No, that's actually terrifying. So I used to want to do like dream interpretations. I used to look up everything, but I saw on TikTok that you're supposed to not actually analyze the things that you're seeing, but how the dream makes you feel to tell you about your subconscious. So when you woke up and you were like, where, like, is Trent okay? How did it make you feel that he fell out the window and there was blood everywhere? I was panicking. Like you were worried about him?
Starting point is 00:02:00 Yeah. Like I could feel myself crying and I could feel myself you know like heavy breathing like so then there was just blood everywhere and I was like what is this like why am I having a dream about a fake window that like does not even exist and like blood being splattered everywhere and like why the fuck would a window be open in a dusty ass house that I don't even know you know so you definitely deeply care about this man. Like those feelings are accurate because you wouldn't have had that reaction or feel this way when you woke up. So that's probably a good thing. Did you tell him about the dream? No, absolutely not. I woke up this morning and I was an alarm snoozer this morning,
Starting point is 00:02:41 to be perfectly honest. I set it for 730 and I had high hopes, but then I had this blood splattering dream. So I couldn't go to sleep for a while. So I just needed to like catch up. So kind of overslept, took a shower. And he helped me get my stuff in the car. And I wanted to tell him, but like when I looked at his face, I was like, I can't start his day like that. So like, maybe he'll just hear it on coffee combos. And honestly, like, I didn't want to be talking to him because any person that gets Botox, any type of filler, anything done to your face, like, I don't know, what's that skin pen that they use, microneedling, where it like kind of makes you look like you're bleeding all over. Normally that's something that you don't go and see your boyfriend like after you do that.
Starting point is 00:03:32 But I went looking like this. I don't think you look bad. He was like, Lindsay, you look like Mrs. Potato Head. And I'm like, first of all, sir. Not Mrs. Potato Head. Also was like, first of all, sir, also was like, oh, I can just like throw on a hat because he wanted to go and play golden tea. I was like, I can, I guess just like throw on a hat, golden tea. It's like that like fake imitation golf game. Okay. Well, let me tell you any person that is listening to this podcast that has a man who plays golden tea. It is the most dramatic fake golf game ever. You would act like there's, they're like actually in these habitats of like where they're playing, that there's actual like real wind that's messing up their swing.
Starting point is 00:04:18 Like it's very dramatic. I can only, isn't it like a, like a top golf situation or it's like, no, it's like a no it's like a video game like in a in a machine and it's got like a little roller yeah and it's got like a little roller ball and that's like how you're putting I guess and I can only take it like one day a week I'm like listen if you want to go and do that like on your own time that's fine but like
Starting point is 00:04:43 my involvement is one day a week that's it does sound like rich people shit because i've never heard of that and i don't i don't know any golfers like rich people shit yeah i just feel like and i don't obviously don't know i just feel like golfing is for like wealthy men like wealthy men and women listen i don't know though if jackson if jackson wanted to like if he came to me and he was like mom i want to take golf lessons i would be like absolutely because it's a lifetime game lincoln one lincoln loves golf and i'm like and he is dying to go to top golf and i'm like i'll take you to top golf i don't know about golf golf like if he wants to do golf i'll let him do golf but like i don't know nothing about like golf. Like if he wants to do golf, I'll let him do golf. But like, I don't know nothing about like, do you cheer for them? Like, do you like, like, would I get
Starting point is 00:05:27 excited? And like, like, how does that like, what is that like? I'm dead. Like, I kind of want you and I to go to like PGA. No, I was invited to one before. And I was like, why would I go to that? Like, I didn't even know what that was. I could see you like, I would love to see you in that type of environment because it's so country club and you would be like shitting yourself through the PGA. So I'm like, I don't know about that. If anyone's wondering what I'm drinking, this is a medium original iced coffee with caramel, swirl and liquid cane sugar. So there's your coffee of the day. swirl and liquid cane sugar so there's your coffee of the day um i'm drinking an alani and we're gonna completely move on after i say the next thing i was so excited when i got the
Starting point is 00:06:13 notification that i was getting a press package from alani yes yes and collab like same you and i've been wanting to collab with Alani for so long denied they denied me Kim K gets it well and Addison Rae got it first and then Kim K and they were very nice about it when they they politely declined um me personally and I'm pretty sure they also declined like four coffee combos which is fine um because I'd rather have a no, like a flat out no, than to just be ignored. Oh, yeah, for sure. So I was like, whatever. And I'm going to still drink it.
Starting point is 00:06:50 Oh, I'm still drinking. Yeah. I mean, like I said, they were nice about it. So do you want me to tell the Kitty Gang what's going on now? Or where do you want me to do that? Yeah, you can go ahead. Okay. So for all the Kitty Gang, all the kitties on here, in case you missed it on social media,
Starting point is 00:07:06 I just want to let you guys know that we are teaming up with Baby Mamas, No Drama Podcast, Barely Famous, The Southern Tea, and Vibin' and Kinda Thrivin' to accept applications for Clear the List 2023. If you have followed Baby Mamas in the past, this is our third time doing it, but we wanted to make it bigger this year and be able to clear more lists. So we'll have an application posted everywhere, including the description. If you're a teacher in need of supplies, please apply. Also in previous years, we've had people nominate someone that they know probably wouldn't reach out on their own. So we can't wait to go through the applications and help clear as many lists as we can. The application does close this Friday at 1159 PM Eastern time. So make sure you get it
Starting point is 00:07:46 in. And I just wanted to announce that really quickly at the beginning of this episode. And we will, we'll post it everywhere on social media. Like I said, I'm so excited to be a part of it. I've wanted to do it for so long, but I just feel like I've never been organized really enough to do it and kind of felt overwhelmed because people will just send stuff. So I love the fact of the application process and that we and kind of felt overwhelmed because people will just send stuff. So I love the fact of the application process and that we can kind of like weed through and see, you know, the needs of the people that are trying to get help to clear their list. So I'm excited. It's definitely been like a learning process in like these over the years because we,
Starting point is 00:08:20 we didn't really know like how to do it and make sure that they were getting what they needed. And then also like, do we do gift cards towards their list? Do we do – but we actually clear the list. And in previous years, we haven't had a Google form. So we've had to just like look on Instagram and Twitter and Facebook and email. And it was just like too chaotic. So I think the Google form is like the best case scenario. That's too much that.
Starting point is 00:08:46 And that's probably exactly why, not that I wouldn't want to do it, but probably why I've never participated because it just seems like mass chaos. And then what if you're like, oh, well then I need to clear that list. Like I want to clear everybody's list, you know? Right. Or like if Kristen is looking in DMS and I'm looking at email and someone submitted the same one. And then we both, you know what I mean? Like it was just chaotic. So I just wanted to let everyone know.
Starting point is 00:09:12 So we're all going to team up together. We're going to have more money, more lists. And that's our announcement. I actually have another announcement too. Last week, I think it was Instagram came out with their, I'm going to call it their version of Twitter, I guess. Threads and Coffee Combos podcast is now on Threads. I know. Trolling everybody.
Starting point is 00:09:33 I'm personally on there. You're personally on there. You guys can join us in our Facebook group. Coffee Combos podcast fans official is what it's called. You can also follow us on threads, follow us on Instagram. We do have our private Kitty Gang chat for just like, I'm going to call
Starting point is 00:09:52 them the executive podcast listeners. Executive. The exclusive. Exclusive podcast listeners. I just need to talk about threads for a second because I think Instagram was already sued. I think by Twitter. the app does look very similar and obviously it's a very similar concept however can that's like saying you know K-Swiss should have been
Starting point is 00:10:18 sued for having the shell top five stripe shoes goodbye as Adidas had the three, you know what I mean? Like you just make it a little, like there's knockoff brands and then there's like the brand brand, you know? So like, and Twitter's dying out and not everyone is, and I'm not saying whether I am or I'm not, but not everyone is an Elon Musk fan. They don't love what he's been doing to the app, but the app has been falling for years. Like it was time for something new. So I wonder what I would love to see the filing on that. Like I would love to see the basis of the lawsuit. Listen, Twitter pissed me off at the point that they decided that they were going to limit my word count. And you can't edit.
Starting point is 00:10:59 I don't know if you can on threads, but you can't edit the tweets. So it's like, you know what? If I happen to be just like misspelling something and I want to edit it so that I don't get made fun of because I couldn't spell like addicted, like I need to be able to edit that. And I feel like I've seen really long threads. So I'm wondering if they like don't have a word count or whatever. But just want to say like I kind of love it. I'm basically just like talking to myself on there. But I just want to say like I kind of love it.
Starting point is 00:11:23 I'm basically just like talking to myself on there. So whatever. At the point that it becomes not lighthearted, I will not be participating. I love that people – because it's new, it's lighthearted, it's fun, it's funny. Twitter is a very dark place. I feel like Twitter is so dark out of all the social medias. And I know I've said that before. But yeah, we'll see. We'll see what happens.
Starting point is 00:11:46 We'll see how it goes. I'll tell you a couple of things that I put on there. If you're not hitting my cervix, go home. Read receipts are on so everyone can see exactly what time I didn't give a fuck.
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Starting point is 00:14:05 Okay. So we're on the same page there. You know what I mean? Yeah. Okay. Number two, always stink, but not know it, or always be able to smell stink that no one else can smell. I would rather be able to smell stink that no one else can smell because I have, I honestly would put it in a category of like phobia.
Starting point is 00:14:27 And I've been meaning to ask you about this and I'm glad that this came up. So like when you first start dating someone, I mean, obviously it like tapers off, whatever, but first thing in the morning, if you're sleeping together, like I'm waking up first, I'm going pee. I'm washing my face. I'm brushing my teeth and I'm putting on a little lip glossy gloss. A little aquaphor or something. Yeah. Uh-huh. Is that a thing or not a thing? I'm not doing that.
Starting point is 00:14:55 I'm never doing that. Why? Like you just want someone to smell your sleep breath? Oh, well, no, I'm not going to talk. Like I'm going to brush my teeth before any words are exchanged. I'm not going to kiss anybody until my teeth are brushed. But yeah, no, that, no, that's foul. Like the breath thing really gets to me. Also, Elijah puts, he'll shower and put deodorant on before bed. And then just because I've been with him, I started doing it and I don't want to stink in the night and then wake up stinking. So like, I started doing that, but like always I'll brush my teeth. Sometimes like if I get up at seven or like six and then I'm, I'll brush my teeth. Even if I'm going to go back to bed at like nine,
Starting point is 00:15:35 like if I have an off day and I go back to same, I'm brushing my teeth because nobody needs to smell that. Like this is the routine. When you start, as Todd Chrisley would say, shacking up. When you start bumping uglies with somebody and you're laid up together, first thing you do is like you set your mind that you're going to wake up roughly at 6 a.m. and you're going to go and take a nice morning pee. You are going to get your toothbrush out. You're going to wake up roughly at 6am and you're going to go and take a nice morning pee. You are going to get your toothbrush out. You're going to brush away. You're going to wash like all the crusties out of your eyes and your entire face. And then you're going to put on some Aquaphor and you're going to get back in the bed and act like that's how you were sleeping. Like that is what happens.
Starting point is 00:16:21 This reminds me of one of my girlfriends sterling um like she she's that girl too and also um she has every single bath and body work spray known to man oh my god she sprays them at home like even if she's just home it doesn't matter if she's in her pajamas it doesn't matter if she just got out like she's spraying to smell good at home even by herself and her mom which i love her mom so much she's like you don't ever let a man know like your secrets. Like these are your girl secrets. Like you don't ever let him know that you're getting out of bed and doing all those things before he wakes up. One time my parents knew this lady that her husband had never seen her without makeup on. Like this bitch was straight up committed to this.
Starting point is 00:17:05 Like she had been married to this man for like 40 years. And my dad told me, he was like, do you know that that bitch gets out of the bed, puts herself together and has on a full face of makeup. And by the time he wakes up, that's how he sees her. And I'm like, okay, well, what if he like peaks in the night? So she's never been like depressed or had any of those things then? Evidently not. And you know what? She's never suffered from a mental illness.
Starting point is 00:17:31 You know what? When I left my skin appointment yesterday, my esthetician, she was like, do you want me to put on some like tinted moisturizer or anything? I know you said that you were going to hang out with your boyfriend. And I was like, no, because if he can't love me like this, then he doesn't need to love me at all. Like this is literally just me and my natural existence. And like, this is just going to be who I am. I do want to ask you about the deodorant thing though,
Starting point is 00:18:02 because I think it's like probably super bad for you to wear deodorant to bed, but I also do it. We talked about this on another episode. Um, I really kind of want to get back into trying like more natural deodorant, but I feel like that's gotta be a process, right? Like it just doesn't happen overnight and you've got to go through the process of stinking. I don't know because the Modere deodorant that you got put me on to Modere deodorant and maybe I need someone else to smell my armpits, but like, I feel like that's pretty natural. And I use the roll-on one and I've never had, like, it doesn't smell like anything really. But it also doesn't, like, I don't feel like I stink.
Starting point is 00:18:48 So I'll get back to you by the next time we record. But I don't, that one works for me. And I stink. Well, I'm out here using men's Harry's. Oh, see, I've, like, I've used men. I've tried Lume, obviously. Like, I'm definitely native. Like, I've tried all of them.
Starting point is 00:19:10 I also, and this is disgusting and Elijah is like I think he's very turned off by it but like I also can't help it I I smell myself all day I so I'm always like and I don't I'm not I don't I don't hide it like I want to know do I stink so I'm always and he'll be like did you just smell yourself or he'll be like can you not do that right And I'm like, I want to be so self-aware that nobody can tell me I stink. Because one time the girls in the group chat invited me to go ax throwing. And I said, Hey, like I can come, but I don't have time to go home and shower. And I just took my dogs for to the dog park and they, I bathed like I bathed them so I was stinking and I could smell the wafts of myself you know what I mean oh and I'm not going nowhere I'm traumatized because Quay was like I just keep smelling that and I was like it's me like I know
Starting point is 00:19:56 it's me and I'm going home like I'm traumatized I hate this ever since that day that was probably 2020 like right before the pandemic. So 2019, never again. Like I'll never, never again. I'll always smell something. I don't know what it is, but it's just something in my brain that also makes me do that. You do it too? Yeah. And I know I don't smell.
Starting point is 00:20:21 Like that's like, I'm not a huge sweater. We've talked about this before. Like I don't really sweat that much. If I get on the bike we've talked about this before like I don't really sweat that much if I get on the bike at the gym like I might get some boob sweat whatever but it's rare like I don't really sweat that much so I don't think that I've I'm sure I've had body odor at some point but like some people just don't think it's like a regular occurrence type thing um so either Harry's is really working out of all those brands that you said, the one that I like the most is the loom. I can get behind that. Um, I might try Modere. Actually, I'm just going to do a roundup and like, let you guys know. Are you familiar with
Starting point is 00:20:56 the brand? Um, Sol de Janeiro? Yeah. With the boom, boom cream. Yeah. They just came out with an aluminum-free deodorant called – Oh, they did? Dio de Rio or Rio de – Rio de Dio or Dio de – one of them. It's aluminum-free. They also just came out with one, and I love all their products. So I'm going to try that one. I use their lotion or like body cream or whatever that's like in that tub. It's so good. It's so good. We both said the same thing.
Starting point is 00:21:22 It's so good. Mine's in the yellow one. What one do you have? I have the yellow lotion, like the boom, boom cream. And then I have every single body spray and I have like the actual perfume, like with the gold top. Cause I just want, like I'll bathe in it. I'll just fucking bathe in it. I don't care. You're the type of person when you find a brand, you'll buy like everything that they have. And I'm not that person. I'm like, there are certain things that I like, like, for example, um, I just ordered new mascara from, from thrive, but like, that's not going to be the same, uh, foundation that I'm putting on.
Starting point is 00:21:56 You know what I mean? Like I'm, I'm eclectic with my brands is what I'm trying to say. You're not like a set girly. No, I'm not a set girly. Um, okay. Have to eat all your food with your hands or only use utensils with your non-dominant hand. I'm going to let you answer. I'm a good lefty eater, so I'm fine. Um, I actually am pretty ambidextrous. Oh, okay. So like I can do a lot of, I actually think that I was intended to be left-handed, but someone might have fucked me up and made me a righty. I'm going to go out on a limb and say it was my dad because when- Catholic school, I've heard rumors.
Starting point is 00:22:38 They would make lefties turn into right-handed people. Because when I write- You're like this, I'm like that with my right hand. And I like turn my paper that same way. And I don't know, I can't figure out if I was like intended to be left-handed or if because Julie taught me how to do everything, she's left-handed. So maybe I picked up some of those like mannerisms that she does i have no idea but also jackson when he first started picking up stuff he started with his left hand he bats left um he can do a lot of stuff with his left hand better than he can do with his right but he
Starting point is 00:23:18 writes right-handed um as far as a switch hitter or is he just he can bat he can bat both, but he's better at the left. Yeah. Period. Period, ma'am. Um, I'm going to say, you know what? Eating food with my hands. Like I love finger foods, but if we're talking about like a noodle, I'm going left all day. Like I'm using a new pencil with my left. Lincoln had a sleepover with his best friend and then Lux's cousin, Lux and Creed's cousin, who I call my nephew. And I had ordered like breakfast to the house because I had cleaners at my house and I didn't want to cook after it was just like freshly cleaned. Oh, I know.
Starting point is 00:23:58 I ordered this like big spread of breakfast for everything, for everyone. And my nephew picked up and he's little like he's little you wouldn't even realize he's the same age as Lincoln and Jackson because he's little picked up a pancake a pancake off the table and I have never in my life like this kid can mow down food he shoved the pancake in his mouth like he had never eaten before. And I looked at him and I said, Bryce, are you hungry? And he's like, as if I starved him. I'm like, but he shoved.
Starting point is 00:24:34 I'm like, all right. I mean, finger food, everything can be a finger food. Listen, it used to drive me nuts, but it was my own fault. It took me forever to let Jackson use utensils because I was afraid he was gonna like stab his eyeball out or like the roof of his mouth yeah whatever so he would always just use his hands for everything and I don't know like when that took a turn at what point um but he still kind of like holds his fork in a non-traditional way kind of like a shovel he shovels it and i'm like can you not and i i don't have the heart to tell him that like he is not eating he's a kid
Starting point is 00:25:14 but like when elijah does it i'm like you're a grown man like i need you to not that's one of the things that i look for when i act like I've gone on so many dates, right? But like I really haven't. But if you have bad table manners, you're immediately out because that's not something that I can stomach. I'm not your mother, so I'm not teaching you. And I just don't like it. I don't – I've never – like I think that's typically a boy thing. Like I think I've only seen boys and men do that. Like I've never seen
Starting point is 00:25:45 a woman shovel. Um, I don't think that I've honestly ever either, but I don't go that way. And since you've probably been on a date with a woman, you would be more noticing of that than me. Actually, now that I, now that you say that, wow. No, now that you say that, I've definitely been the woman that has shuffled her food. Wow. That's crazy. I'm low-key calling you out. Okay. Sneeze chocolate or cry your favorite soda? I'm going to say sneeze chocolate. I'm going to say cry my favorite soda, but it might burn a little. The reason I'm not going to cry my favorite soda is because I don't have one anymore. You can cry Alani because that's, that's, um, carbonated. Yeah. I mean, if, if we're going that route, then I'm definitely going to cry Alani. But when I tell you, I have not had a Coke in like ages, like I can't even remember the last
Starting point is 00:26:41 time I had a Coke. I had one, I started to drink one yesterday and I was really disappointed because I felt like it tasted like nothing. Like it wasn't like a. That's the point I got to that. It just like tasted so weird that. Yeah. And I was just like, and so Lincoln was like, can I have some? I was like, just take it. Like, I don't even, I took a couple sips.
Starting point is 00:26:59 I was like, just take it. It's fine. So I didn't know if that's like across the board sodas or what. I'm going to cry my favorite soda only because I typically do have good Cokes. I think that was just like maybe not a good one. I don't know. Also, chocolate gives me heartburn. And as much as I love it, I don't want to sneeze the chocolate and have heartburn.
Starting point is 00:27:20 So we're going to go cry soda. You know what? That's a weird thing to get heartburn from but I get heartburn from like very random stuff too you do I also get it from like red sauce so like yeah red sauce pizza and things like that yeah it gets me girl we did just talk about thrive cosmetics because this is our go-to mascara. We love it. We absolutely love it. I also have the Brilliant Eye Highlighter Stick and it just makes your eyes look more open and it gives you like an instant eyelift. And I do have naturally small eyes, so I actually live for
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Starting point is 00:29:43 I think it wouldn't be fair if I'm choosing five jalapenos because it's something that I would like regularly do anyway um I actually went to willy's yesterday do y'all have willy's no never even heard of it okay so Trent and I were talking about like what's the best like fast food Mexican. And we were like labeling them in the order. And I was like, okay, Willie's, Moe's, Chipotle. And I used to be like a super fan of Chipotle, but I don't know if I just like ate it too much and got burnout on it or if it's just like really bad. But I feel like Chipotle definitely bamboozles us and makes us think that we're getting like quality product their meat is not good I don't know what anyone says I always get like first of all it doesn't even I don't just looking at it like the quality of the meat doesn't look good
Starting point is 00:30:36 and then also the chicken has never been like a good piece of I always feel like I get gristle or like some weird shit and I can't do that. We actually had Qdoba yesterday. Isaac and I had Qdoba and I thought that was pretty good. We got the adobo spice seasoned chicken. It was okay. It was like the first time I've ever had it. But still, I'm not – like I would say Qdoba and Chipotle are not on my best fast food list at all.
Starting point is 00:31:05 I actually really love Moe's. The whole point of me saying this though is the last three meals that I've had, whether we've gone to a Mexican restaurant or somewhere that just like has Mexican on their menu, I've had Mexican for the last three meals with jalapenos. Oh, okay. Um, had my lips done yesterday. So I unfortunately couldn't get jalapenos and it honestly was like a damper in my day. Is that like a rule? Um, what? No, it would just like burn. Oh, okay. You know what I mean? Yeah. I don't think, I mean, when I used to go get all my stuff done with Kristen, we would go to cheesecake factory and I don't think they have anything with jalapenos on their menu. So. God, I just love a good jalapeno. Like I don't care if they're like pickled, plain, uh, what do they call it? Like the, um, pureed, like that you put,
Starting point is 00:32:02 have you ever had pureed jalapeno? And then you, it comes as like a side with like cheese dip. Never. Oh God. It slapped so hard. Oh God. Oh God. Oh God. It's so good. Some people like actually like dump the puree, like into your cheese. I don't prefer it like that. I like, like a little dippy of cheese, a little dippy of jalapeno. Um, speaking of, we used to always fight as siblings about this because my siblings are the nastiest cheese dip salsa chip eaters ever. Like they're messy or? Yes. And like, it's the amount of like ever. Like they're messy or? Yes. And like, it's the amount of like salt that's going on the individual chip. Salt on the individual chip. They're like salting individual chips. They're double dipping. They're dipping like into the salsa, into the cheese dip. And I'm like,
Starting point is 00:32:58 there's a methodical way to do this. First off, just don't. Secondly, if you're sharing, like there is etiquette that is appropriate for a shared plate. And I'm not trying to get your leftovers that was on your chip that you probably double dipped when I go and dip my chip in the queso. I need to know how you, because what you're describing to me is like, you're, you're like Cardi B etiquette classes, right? Like you went to etiquette school. I don't know if you did. I did. Oh, you did. So did they, because I feel like they're feral when it comes to this and you're just like very precise, like you're the. You know what? All of my siblings actually have, like, they know proper etiquette and are good at a table. Okay.
Starting point is 00:33:46 Like when it's needed. Oh, if my dad's there, like this would never be happening. But like if we were at, let's just say like Mexican, someone chances are is getting cussed out over the chips and salsa because most likely it's going to be Chase dipping like in the various, you know, bowls that his chip does not belong. But are you the only sibling that, that bothers? Yeah, probably. So you and Isaac are the same exact person. Yeah. Because Isaac will not, if we bit off of something, if he wants to try something, he has to be the first one to take the bite.
Starting point is 00:34:28 If any of us bit off of it, had a fork in her mouth, drank off, he's not doing it. If there's double dippers, he's not doing it. The rest of us don't give a fuck. Lincoln, Lux, don't give a fuck. Okay. First of all, this is why I was meant to be an only child. Just need to reiterate that. Second of all.
Starting point is 00:34:41 Isaac Jr. Okay. Let's say you're like giving somebody a bite off of your plate. You need to give me your fork that has not been used to stick on my plate because you're not getting a bite off of my specific fork. That's going back in my mouth. Like that's not happening. And then you're going to take it from the part that you didn't eat off of. Like you're going to take it from the back. That makes sense to me of. Like you're going to take it from the back. That makes sense to me.
Starting point is 00:35:06 That's fine. It's like hygiene. Look it up. And like to share a straw with somebody, like the backwash that's like going on with that, just absolutely not. Okay, but I do need to know the order. Are you, number one, if you have like chips and salsa and queso, are you like dipping in salsa, dipping in queso, and then eating the chip? Or are you like, okay, I'm going to do a queso one and then I'm going to do a salsa one? I'm dipping it. First, I'm dipping it in queso and then salsa. Not salsa and then queso.
Starting point is 00:35:40 Okay. And it's going on the same chip. I hate that. Or I'll put it on my plate so that I can just mix it and eat it myself so that nobody's complaining. Because also depending who's at the table, I just don't want to like piss anybody off. Yeah. Yeah. Because I'm going to be the person that gets pissed off because I'm just like, you know what? That point that you're doing all of that, then you just need to order your own one. Right. Right. Right. Also pay for it.
Starting point is 00:36:07 Okay. Would you rather lose your luggage or your flight get delayed by 10 hours? My flight get delayed by 10 hours. I'm going to say my flight get delayed by 10 hours because truly that is one of my biggest fears. Um, you know, my trip to Mexico got canceled and we're in the process of rescheduling, by the way. I was specifically going to just bring a carry on because I was afraid that I was going to get to Mexico, not know how to communicate properly and just be ignorant and have no bathing suit. So I'm like, for those reasons alone, if I'm just traveling domestic, I'm probably going to pick not the 10 hour delay. Um, but if I'm traveling out of the country, absolutely 10 hour delay because I'm terrified to lose my fucking luggage.
Starting point is 00:36:57 My first traveling experience with one of my baby daddies, his first time flying ever, with one of my baby daddies, his first time flying ever, he, his, his luggage got lost. Yeah. See, but like, where is it going? Like, please tell me like how, how she is just getting lost. Like where, where did she go to get lost? That's a good question. Everybody else's stuff. Um, or how they get like on other planes. Like I understand if you like maybe have too much baggage or like it's too heavy and people have paid for, you know how you can like pay for overweight baggage? Yeah. So I think sometimes what happens is there might be like some overweight baggage.
Starting point is 00:37:40 And so then the luggage has to go like on the next flight out for like people who are checking late. Right. Because there's got to be a threshold for how much weight can be in luggage on there. Like I would imagine there's like a specific weight that they can carry up to. They're probably putting it on the next flight, which I totally understand. Like not saying that, you know, I would want my shit to be on another flight, but also comes with a territory if I decide to be a skis and show up so late that my bag was like last bag. Like that's whatever. But how the fuck does it get lost? But the other thing too, and maybe someone who works in an airline, you know, works for an airline can answer this, but at the point that you realize that my name is on this tag and it's not going to be a part of this flight, why are you not asking me, do I want to go on the
Starting point is 00:38:36 same flight as my luggage? Yeah. I don't know the answer to that because clearly we have not left the runway or, you know, they're still loading, right? So they have their weight capacity or whatever. You see the name on there. Why not go over the intercom while they're still loading bags and say, Hey, KL Lowry, your bag is not, you know, going to fit. Do you want to continue your flight and wait for your luggage? Or do you want to get on the flight with your luggage? See, I want to get on the flight with my luggage specifically. Cause I know all my belongings that are in there. I saw this one girl on Instagram that was like bitching an airline out because she was like, and you guys stole my Dyson hairdryer. She was like, because my baggage has not shown up and my Dyson's missing. So I'm like, first of all,
Starting point is 00:39:23 I don't know that I'm going to travel with something that's expensive. So I'm like, first of all, I don't know that I'm going to travel with something that's expensive, you know, like, like that's kind of expensive items like that need to go on the carry on. Oh, absolutely. I'm a firm believer of that. I'm like, if you're carrying something like super expensive, like for example, my mom used to have this like trifold, um, thing that she put like all of her jewelry and like bracelets, rings, earrings, whatever. That was on the carry on. Like that's not going underneath the plane for whatever reason ever. Todd would have probably killed someone honestly. Okay. Would you rather have bad breath or have smelly feet? Smelly feet. Smelly fucking feet all day long.
Starting point is 00:40:05 Like, no. Like, the bad breath thing is just, like, not a thing. And what do they call it? Like, halitosis? Halitosis, yeah. What is that? I think it's, like, chronic bad breath. I don't know what the root cause of it is.
Starting point is 00:40:19 I know a lot of people that suffer from, like. Halitosis. People that suffer from, like, acid reflux, GERD, stuff like that. They have chronic. Wait, what did you call it? GERD.
Starting point is 00:40:31 The frick is GERD. I think it's like another form of like acid reflux. Okay. So it says bad breath can have the cause can have causes that aren't due to underlying disease. Examples include poor dental hygiene, dehydration, or recently eating certain foods like onions or garlic. No. Halitosis. I thought it was halitosis. Halitosis is a persistent,
Starting point is 00:40:53 unpleasant odor, exhaled breath, usually not serious, commonly called bad breath. Okay. Well, thanks for letting us know what we already knew. I appreciate that, Google. I would not want that. Like I used to when I was in like middle school and high school. Remember like Listerine strips? Yes. Do you remember those? They were like acid drops, but like Listerine. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:41:16 Yeah. And like you just put them on your tongue and like melt. Oh, like between my classes, I would put one in and I would go to the next class. And it's like, y'all going to smell Listerine. I've heard. I don't know if it's true, but like if you're wanting to fix bad breath, that like mints and Listerine strips are the way to go because gum actually will make it worse like over time. Oh, really? I don't know how true that is.
Starting point is 00:41:40 Don't quote me on that. But I did. I feel like I read or heard that somewhere. Okay. Well, I will tell you there is – and I don't care what anybody says. So like just don't quote me on that but I did I feel like I read or heard that somewhere okay well I will tell you there is and I don't care what anybody says so like just don't argue with me just agree there is no better feeling in your mouth than like a good Listerine job and when you've used okay like brush your teeth floss and then use those like dental picks, use Listerine and like it's the freshest breath ever. But do you brush your tongue? Yeah. Okay. You are supposed to be using a tongue scraper. I know.
Starting point is 00:42:15 And I think that when you brush your tongue, you're really just like moving bacteria around. Instead of like getting it off. So what I do is like, I'll brush my teeth, use that little floss pick thing. And then I will Listerine, scrub my tongue, rinse everything out. And then I turn my water like as hot as it can. Cause my nanny used to say like, y'all need to scald y'all's toothbrushes and i don't think that's hot enough bacteria thrives in warm water okay well we need to do some research on this honestly because like my nanny used to take like our toothbrushes not like all together but she would like individually boil them one time in high i think it was high school high school or middle school
Starting point is 00:43:03 i stayed at one of my friend's houses and I forgot a toothbrush. So she boiled, the mom boiled somebody else's toothbrush and, and, but it was boiled. So like, I didn't care. Oh my God. Instead of just like, we could have just went to the store and got one. But also, um, when I was a dental assistant and I don't know if this is still true, cause obviously that was like 10 years ago. Um, And you know, science doesn't change. It evolves. I was told that you're not supposed to rinse with water. So like if you brush your teeth and then you rinse with water, you're taking all of the stuff that is in your toothpaste to prevent cavities and all of that. And you're rinsing it out. Like you want that to sit on your teeth. Like I have heard that toothpaste actually does
Starting point is 00:43:46 nothing for you other than for breast bread. Yeah. You can dry brush. And I think allegedly I've heard it does. As long as you're getting the stuff, like the plaque, the stuff, you can dry brush, which is something that a TikTok follower that I, or a TikTok person that I follow, her name is, I don't remember her name, but it's like keeping up with Fern or whatever. She's like, don't get me started on her, but she dry brushes, no toothpaste, no fluoride. She says it's poison. Okay. Well then I'm just going to continue poisoning myself because I could not bring myself to do that. If you're a dental hygienist or a dentist, which if you're a dentist and you're listening to this, I'm so sorry. Actually, I'm friends on Instagram with one. I might message him and be like, hey, I'll shout your name out if you debunk these things for me.
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Starting point is 00:45:17 Would you rather ruin the surprise at a surprise party or show up in a costume to a black tie affair um show up in a costume at a black tie affair um i'm gonna also like show up to a con like show up to a party that's black tie in a costume because i'm going to pull an l woods and i'm just gonna walk up and be like at least i don't look like a frigid bitch remember that scene from Legally Blonde where those girls like Elle Woods shows up in that costume and they're like all laughing and giggling and she's like um at least when I dress up I don't look like a frigid bitch period and I'm like yeah exactly I've just had a lot like I don't like surprises but I have had surprises ruined for me like, I don't like surprises, but I have had surprises ruined for me, like a proposal and things like that. And I just feel like, and I'm sure I've
Starting point is 00:46:09 done it by accident. I've never, I don't think I've ever intentionally ruined a surprise, but I wouldn't want to be that person. Yeah. I wouldn't want to be that person either. And honestly, that makes me afraid. To ruin somebody's, to ruin somebody's engagement. Could you imagine? Well, she was like, her name was Kim. She was like, I just want you to be able to make an informed decision. I don't want you to be able. But at that point, even if I said yes and then took the engagement back later, that's for me to do. You don't need to tell me that this engagement is happening because now I'm embarrassed and I don't know how to act because I already suspect what's, you know what I mean? So now I'm like, I don't know. And I'm already like just weird about that stuff. So, okay. Have yourself when $1 million or your friend
Starting point is 00:46:55 when $1.5 million. Well, it depends on what fucking friend it is, because if this is trusty, rusty, like she's going to share, but if it's not, I'm going to win. I'm going to be greedy. And like, I'm going to win $1 million. See, mine's not about the sharing thing. I have a friend. Well, it's like a couple. Um, I love them so fucking much. And I just, if they became, if it was between me and their family, I would want them to win 1.5 because I just know, I know they would do good things with it. I know it would be such a blessing to them. I don't care about them sharing. But if it's like someone that I'm friends with that I know is like not great with money.
Starting point is 00:47:41 Yeah, that's what I'm talking about. Like just like a regular, just like old friend, like I'm going to be selfish and I'm going to pick, I want the $1 million. Because if you think that I'm going to win you 1.5 so that you can go out and jerk off. No. Facts. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Like not happening. No. This one family that I'm thinking of oh my god i don't i if they want a million and five uh 1.5 i'd be like here's an extra 500 000 you deserve the two minutes like i would love to see like oh that would be just so good for them but for me no um speaking of money this came up yesterday so me and my friend from high school were texting and um we were talking about like
Starting point is 00:48:23 old like shit we did as kids and um we were talking about like old, like shit we did as kids. And, um, we were talking about it. I hope MTV doesn't come back and sue me for this. Um, when I was the senior in high school, I was already, I already had Isaac. Right. And so my friend was like, can we sell a story about you and split the money? I'm pretty sure I've told the story, but like I was in on it. Right. So I'm like, yeah, we end up, she ends up taking like the 1099 or whatever. I think she made like 1300 or $1,500 and she's like, well, we were going to split it, but
Starting point is 00:48:57 she had to be the one to go on the record because I would get sued if I did. Um, and so he made like $1,500 or whatever. She never gave me a dime of it. And now she's a doctor. And I want to be like, do you think you can run me my 700 now? Shit, my friend was like, my friend, she knows her too. And she was like, why don't you just like Venmo request her? And I'm like, imagine I fucking Venmo request.
Starting point is 00:49:21 You know what? Venmo is the shadiest. Look at this piece of hair. Like Venmo is the shadiest app and the most petty ever. The witnessing that I saw on this one time, not going to say the thing, the kitty gang knows privately, but I witnessed like some petty Venmo stuff going on. And it's like, you request this, so I request this. Or like, you request this and I deny this. Like, absolutely not.
Starting point is 00:49:54 Like, one time, I don't know if it was Will or if it was Robbie, but like someone sent me a Venmo and the caption of it was just like so petty that I didn't even want the money at that point. Well, I've been there. I played a game. I think it was called for the girls or something. It was on the live event that I did for my other podcast. Do this or this, do this or tell this secret or whatever. And it was like, um, Venmo or cash up your ex a dollar for being a loser or something like that. And so I did because I wasn't whatever,
Starting point is 00:50:35 whatever the other option was, I definitely didn't want to do that. And nobody responded. So I would be curious to see like what people were thinking, like the people that we know in real life, like when they saw that on their Venmo feed, like what the fuck were they thinking? Oh, everything is just like private on Venmo. Like that is the number one app to catch a cheater. Number one.
Starting point is 00:50:54 Oh, a hundred percent. Like when you see their Venmo transactions and like nobody who's listening to this, get any ideas and start putting your shit on private. Like that's not the point of this conversation. No, we want to know your business. It's to catch a cheater. Like we want to catch you. Although all of my stuff is going to be on private.
Starting point is 00:51:10 I want everybody else's stuff to be on public. Yeah. So, okay. This is a game. It's if you laugh, you lose. And it's dad jokes. Um,
Starting point is 00:51:20 I have not seen yours. They're on your phone and you have not seen mine. Um, so whoever laughs first is a loser. And I already started reading mine just now. And I feel like I'm going to laugh because I love dad jokes. Like they're my favorite thing. Um, suburban dad used to tell me dad jokes all the time. Uh, Trent tells me dad jokes all the time uh trent tells me dad jokes all the time they're just funny as fuck so okay you want me to go first or you want to go first no you go first i asked my date to meet me at the gym but she never showed up i guess the two of us aren't to work out. What does a baby computer call his father? I don't know.
Starting point is 00:52:14 Dada. That counted as a laugh. That was a laugh. That was a fucking laugh. Okay. How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm? You look for fresh prints. That's a good one. That was a really good one. After an unsuccessful harvest, why did the farmer decide to try a career in music? Don't know. Because he had a ton of sick beats. The difference between a numerator and a denominator is a short line. Only a fraction of people will understand this. Wait, I think that one went over my head.
Starting point is 00:52:52 Can you read it again? The difference between a numerator and a denominator is a short line. Only a fraction of people will understand this. Got it? Got it. My friend was showing me his tool shed and pointed to a ladder. That's my step ladder. I don't get it.
Starting point is 00:53:13 I actually don't get that one either. But I do get the next one that I'm about to read. What is it? I found a wooden shoe in my toilet today. It was clogged. You can laugh at your own dad joke. You just laughed at your own dad. I'm laughing at you laughing.
Starting point is 00:53:36 Oh my God. The next one's really good too. Why is it so cheap to throw a party at a haunted house? Because the ghosts bring all the booze. I don't even like Halloween, but that was stupid. I just broke up with my mathematician girlfriend because she was obsessed with an ex. That's a good one. That's a fucking good one.
Starting point is 00:54:01 That was a good one. That's a really good one. Okay. We've got to move along. There's no more dad jokes that That was a really good one. Okay. We've got to move along. There's no more dad jokes that are going to transpire today. Okay. I've heard enough. I'm good.
Starting point is 00:54:11 I'm good on the dad jokes because I personally just want to do foul play. Okay. Foul play says. Oh, dear God. I use dildos during sex with my husband for myself. So for easy access, I keep them in my nightstand. Wow, I wrote this myself. My husband for months has been telling me to hide them and put them somewhere else just in case someone decides to go in my drawer.
Starting point is 00:54:34 I have three boys, 14, 9, and 2 years old. This is literally my life. I don't feel the need to hide them because no one goes in my room. And if my kids ever did, they don't go in my drawers and they don't belong in my room in the first place. Well, about a month ago, my demon middle child made a remark about a penis in my room. I overlooked it because he doesn't go in my room. So I thought he went to use my bathroom the other day because the other three bathrooms were being used. And I said to him, don't go in my room to use my bathroom ever again. His response, why you don't want me to see your big black rubber dick. This sounds like my kids. Well, my dad was sitting right there when he said that my son
Starting point is 00:55:12 has a speech problem and kind of mumbled it. So I ignored him and prayed my dad didn't hear him. I literally couldn't stop laughing, but also was a little embarrassed. This is literally my life. I told the story on here about Isaac seeing my big purple one, right? Yeah. This is literally my life. I told the story on here about Isaac seeing my big purple one, right? Yeah. This is literally my life. And I, it's just like, I'm not like one of those parents that like, doesn't let their kids in their bathroom. Like my kids still shower in my bathroom. Like I don't care, but like, don't go digging in my shit. Like you can come in my room, you can use my bathroom, but like, don't dig in my stuff. You know what? But I did it when I was a kid. So, but like don't dig in my stuff you know what but i did it when i was a kid so you know what i didn't do it as a kid and jackson doesn't do it to my stuff but he does nosy around and will stuff and
Starting point is 00:55:52 i don't know if it's because will's a boy so like he's more interested in the things that will might have he's like fuck this this is cc cream and bum bum. Like I don't care about this stuff. It's pronounced boom, boom. Well, boom, boom, bum, bum, whatever. He has no interest in any of that stuff, but I could see him like snooping around in Will's bedroom. Right. Um, the only thing that I hope that he doesn't find is a condom. Yeah. If he's not ready for that, then he's not ready for that. He would be like, dad, what's this? Is this a balloon? Yeah. Right. Like I could see – I could totally see like Will coming into his bathroom and Jackson like having that thing like up against the faucet like filling it up.
Starting point is 00:56:37 Like a water balloon. Yeah. Like I could see something like that happening. I would truly be absolutely mortified. We know I don't have dildos. Um, so not really a problem for me, but for those mamas or ladies on here who do that have Snoopy people, they're snooping around in their shit. Um, you know what? I don't feel bad for the person that sees it because you shouldn't have been looking through my shit in
Starting point is 00:57:03 the first place. Right. And I think I talked about that on here. On one of the podcasts, I was talking about that. And I, like, was saying that Isaac, like, left a sticky note that was, like, a joke. And people were – they came at me crazy. And it's just, like, number one, Isaac was joking. And if you don't know our banter, then you don't understand this in the first place. And if you don't know our banter, then you don't, then you don't understand this in the first place. But secondly, to your point, like if he's digging around in my room or I forgot to put something away, I'm not going to like, that's real life. And he's going to figure those things out anyway. I'd rather him ask me questions or, you know, joke to bring something up and me have a conversation with him than him to learn wild ass shit at school so like i don't feel bad about that but the i got like this almost exact story happened to me except for it wasn't in front of my dad because i don't have one but came these
Starting point is 00:57:50 people came at me fucking crazy i mean is it ideal that it happened no but i'm gonna go with the same you and i have had the conversation before like would you rather your children learn from you where it's like in a controlled environment where you could actually educate them properly on something or them learn it from school? I'm going to go with, I want them to learn it from me. A hundred percent because I'm awkward, right. But I would rather that a hundred percent. Okay. Yep. Next. Hey there, mom of three with a bonus daughter. So four kids in total. A few weeks ago, we made a trip 45 minutes away to another town for a meeting I had that ended up being a waste of time, so I was already annoyed. Been there. Yeah, seriously.
Starting point is 00:58:33 I have a four-month-old who hates the car, so screams the entire time. Okay, Lincoln. Setting the scene here of the annoyance that is already brewing. We're driving to the other side of town to go to CC's because it's our kid's favorite spot. Bonus kid starts saying he's hot, et cetera. So we turn the air down, roll her window down for fresh air. Never once did it occur to me that she was about to project out vomit. Here I am sitting between her and the baby to keep him calm, not even in an actual seat, just between the two captain chairs in the second row. Out of nowhere, there was puking everywhere. She just lets it all out. It hits the back of the driver's second row. Out of nowhere, there was puking everywhere. She just
Starting point is 00:59:05 lets it all out. It hits the back of the driver's seat, bounces into my lap, all over her, the floor, the baby's car seat, and I'm about to puke because of the smell. We can't pull over. She's crying. My other two kids are complaining about the smell. The baby is screaming and I'm sitting in a pool with puke. We get to the gas station. No damn bathroom or paper towels we take wipes and wipe down what we can strip out the strip the kid out of her clothes cover cover her with a blanket and speed home i get home and throw everything away kid in the tub myself in the shower the anxiety that night was high so use this as your reminder if you have little kids keep a puke bag in your car at all times but it sounds like nobody knew she was about to projectile vomit. So the
Starting point is 00:59:45 bag would not have been helpful. It's kind of like when I said that time when you shit yourself, like the last time you shit yourself, you know, it's like to have all of the things to be prepared is like a great concept, right? But if, when the diarrhea hits you, like the preparedness might not come into play, you know? Right. Because if the bonus child had said, I'm about to throw up. That's one thing. Right. But if she doesn't know and she doesn't say anything, nobody else knows, it's not going to matter how prepared you were.
Starting point is 01:00:19 Correct. I will say there is nothing worse than like foul shit in a car. Yeah. Like nothing worse. Because it's like enclosed. Yeah. And you got to consider like some cars have cloth seats. So like if some foul shit's going on, like that's a whole nother cleanup that I don't want to participate in. The floor in a car is always like carpet or whatever it's called, you know? So like, that's just disgusting. Um, that's why I don't really love to like have food in the car or like,
Starting point is 01:00:53 I'm just like, let's just get out of the car. Like, let's, let's do all of the things out of the car. We don't need to do all that. Cause I'm not trying to find like a chicken nugget 12 weeks from now when it smells like somebody literally died in here. Yeah. I, Elijah, when we got first got together, one of the first, I don't know if it's just his love of cars. One of the first things he did was buy my truck, those rubber mats. And he took out the cloth ones just because I think it's just easier to clean up. You can pressure wash. And they've been a saving grace just for, you know, my kids will fucking walk all over Cheez-Its back there, you know. So it's just been great.
Starting point is 01:01:27 However, when the milk exploded, that went everywhere, even on the, like, the upholstered, like, roof and things like that. And the smell is just so foul. Kristen did send me puke bags. So I have them. um so i have them but again like if you don't know especially creed if he like bites into a chicken nugget like if mcdonald's or whatever and there's gristle he'll throw up like projectile throw up he just can't do so yeah same so there has been countless times that chris has been on the way to drop creed off at school and will projectile vomit for whenever he eats or even if he just like i don't know what it is but he is a projectile vomiter whenever he eats or even if he just like, I don't know what
Starting point is 01:02:05 it is, but he is a projectile vomiter. He can't tell us he's about to throw up. Yeah. There's no preparation for that. I want to second the idea of the best investment for your car, if you care about it, is to get those rubber mats because I just take that thing, those rubber mats out at the carwash. They pressure wash them off for me and put them back in and no harm, no foul, like nothing's dirty. Everything can be cleaned off. It's basically just like protection of your vehicle. Right. Because you don't want those smells like lingering. No.
Starting point is 01:02:42 Like, cause none of my carpet is exposed. Right, right, right. So it's just like all. No. Like, cause none of my carpet is exposed. Right, right, right. So it's just like all. Yeah. Um, so with that being said, um, I actually have therapy and about 20 minutes. Um, so I am going to run, if you guys have not followed us on at coffee combos podcast on Instagram, make sure you follow us there. Make sure you follow us on threads. You can also find us on Facebook, um, Kitty gang, private chat, but that's for exclusives only. Um, and if you have not subscribed to our show, you can do that from any podcast app, wherever you get your podcast, always first at podcast one. We hope you guys have a great week and we'll talk to you soon. See ya.

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