Cognitive Dissonance - Episode 236: Spirit of Rehoboam

Episode Date: July 9, 2015

   

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This is episode 236. This is just a runoff episode of all the stuff that we recorded last week at Glory Hole Studios. We had Jake in, so that took up a lot of the portion of the show. We had Jake in. So that took up a lot of the portion of the show. And then we wound up we wound up having just a ton of stories that we covered because of the recent Supreme Court ruling. And there's just a ton of stuff, a bunch of people sort of foaming at the mouth. And we just couldn't help ourselves. We covered about a half a dozen stories and we have a ton left over. So we wanted to just play him as this midweek show for you. Without further ado, here's the rest of that recording at Glory Hole Studios. You are watching the beginning and the birth of the New World Order. And you want to call me crazy? Go to hell.

Call me crazy all you want. So the story also comes from right wing watch uh beck and barton the gruesome twosome warned that scotus gay marriage decision will legalize pedophilia and outlaw the bible this is amazing now i listen to this a little bit ahead of time it's gonna sound like a clip we played before but i want you to pay attention it's not the same clip we played before but listen to how exactly Barton says something. Just all you have to do is refresh your memory to a couple of weeks ago and he will say the exact thing he said in the past because he's got a spiel. And no matter what show he's on, he says the exact same thing.

What's going to happen if they go wrong is sex is going to be determined by orientation. How many orientations are there? There's 82 that you've identified. Yeah. But I go back to 2009. 2009, when they did the hate crime law to protect orientation, our guys said, hey, let's have an amendment that we're not going to include pedophiles in that. And Democrats said, no, no, no, they're included in that. That's part of orientation. So orientation so orientation is anything you including things that i think probably 95 of americans would agree are not acceptable that becomes legally protected and you can't discriminate against pedophiles or whoever else you want can i just say real quick before he before you that it's clearly in here that it's false that that is not the hate crimes

the hate crimes thing did not include that that's's not it's just it's just him saying something that's not true. You know, we call that a lie. Yeah, he is lying. He does that all the time. That guy's a plagiarist or a liar or just he just he just a fall. He just makes up falsehoods and just puts them in his books. Right. Yeah.

I mean, he's I mean, he's been a proven fraud. Yeah, he's been a proven fraud. I think fraud and a liar is the thing. I mean, he's been a proven fraud. Yeah. He's been a proven fraud. I think fraud and a liar is the thing. But I also want to talk about that comment that he made that we should be – he seems to be upset that we are being judged by our behaviors rather than our inherent traits.

Well, how else could a government operate? Could a government operate on what your inherent trait is? How would they know what your inherent trait is? You would have to declare it in some way. Right. Yeah. And there's no way to test for it, you know, in terms of, you have to operate by behavior. Let's say that it is your, that you are a former drug abuser of an illegal drug.

And you're always tempted. Would it not be reasonable to say that, you know, inherently now, because of your experience with, say, meth, whatever, that inherently now you are addicted to meth, you always want to use meth, so you're inherently a meth user. If I were going to be defined that way, I should just always be in jail. We define people by their behaviors for a reason. Yeah. The behaviors are what affect other fucking people. Yeah.

If I keep it to my fucking self and sit around thinking thoughts or or do it with consenting adults right behavior that other people may find awful you know here's the thing scat play is perfectly fine between contenting adults there's not many people who will take you up on it right it's not like you can walk down you could go to many nightclubs, I'm sure, and offer that up. And I'm sure you would get very few takers with scat play. It's not like they would say, yeah, you can rub a turd on me. They wouldn't do it. Give her a whirl.

There's very few people that are going to take you up on it. It's kind of repulsive to a lot of people. They would hear about that and be like, no, that's not. But it's perfectly legal to do. It's perfectly within your rights to rub turds on yourself. You can fucking you could take a fucking diarrhea bath and jump in. You're perfectly legal, perfectly fine to do. Is it, you know, deviant from the norm?

Yeah, absolutely. It's a sexually deviant from the norm behavior. You can't deny that. Sure. But it's not against the law. It's just a kink that you're into. Right. Good for you, man. man explore your kink and enjoy it who the fuck am i to say you can't do it what how am i supposed to police people's inherent i know thought like yeah what am i supposed to do

am i supposed to put a fucking webcam in everybody's bedrooms that falls into the realm of behavior he's saying like well you know now we have now he seems to be lamenting that we're judging people's actions right as opposed to something internal that we can't possibly judge or identify or measure and doesn't that and doesn't that also go against the idea that you can change your behavior the idea that you can you can uh you can be gay and pray yourself like straight again which they're always they're always they're always singing that fucking song well what does that even mean then right and and are we you know it also like i don't want to get too like deep in the woods but like doesn't that kind of assume that like our self is a static self that it doesn't change over time that you're telling well i think if you believe in predestination you think that yeah probably suddenly behavior is what defines

you not not inherent right i just want to make sure that people understand that if this comes back that marriage equality is now protected it means that your church and maybe right away maybe not right away but definitely it will happen that your church, your minister will lose their tax exempt status. You could lose your job by attending a church that doesn't believe in gay marriage. How? What?

I mean, I guess I guess that there's there. They're paranoid now that they can't hate the way that they hate it, that they can't they can't go about the way that they were because now people will know what what what i don't understand this at all like you can nobody you can't fire some you you're already protected you have freedom of religion what would happen what would happen at your work if if you just happen to drive by and you knew particularly let's say the westboro baptist church had a had a sect here yeah and you drove by and you saw one of your top sales guys or whatever walking in there. You can't do anything about it.

No, I can't. He has freedom of religion. And he's protected. His religion, his status with that is protected by law. Right. So if you did fire him, you could get your fucking ass sued. Right. What are they just going to fucking like throw that out wholesale?

That's the thing that doesn't make any sense and then he says like well you know the pastors are gonna lose their tax exempt status why well and also good yeah but yeah i mean that's a separate issue right like you shouldn't have tax exempt status doesn't make any sense but you know although i would say like maybe you can have it if you donate a certain percentage of you doing good i'm okay with it but if you're just fucking buying Creflo dollar a fucking jet, fuck off. But still, like, what world? Where are they coming at? It's just fear money. This is just fucking.

Yeah, just make shit up. It's the making shit up show. It's Beck and Barton. Are you kidding? And your church, it would have to be the Bible, too, is no. It's a hate book. Yep. Yep.

OK, fair enough. It was before it is now. Your book's a hate book. It's a perfectly legal hate book. And it's something that you can actually believe in and go ahead and live your life by. Mostly, you can't enslave people. That's not allowed. You can't do a lot.

You can't do a lot of the things you can't, you fucking invade your neighbor's house and things like that but i don't think there's a country in the world where you could follow the bible to the to the to the i don't know is there a country in the world where you can just decide to stone people because of the bible oh yeah because of the bible yeah i don't know yeah i don't think so it's just a random citizen can you be like hey man bible says we should stone some dude you can't be a perfect bible follower like if you found out like your fucking uncle was cheating on your aunt, you're like, well, I've got to stone that guy. I have to do it.

There's nowhere in the world you can do that. You can go to Antarctica, I guess. I never liked any of my aunts that much, it turns out. The point is, is that we've got to rewrite the federal government. Now, this is not going to happen overnight. It took 130 years to bring us to where we are today. It could probably take 50 years to turn it around. But if we stand on the Constitution, then everything else comes together.

Dude, time delay. This guy is always – I think he's on pain meds or something all the time. Whenever he talks, I always think this guy is – he's hopped up on Narcos or something. Man, this is... Norcos? Is that what's... Norco, yeah. I always call them Narcos.

Narcos? No, that's... That's when you get caught. That's who comes to get you for the Norcos. Yeah, this is truly unreal. Tom DeLay knows of secret Department of Justice memo to legalize 12 new perversions. I'm real interested in them. That's the other thing, too.

In the last one, they're talking about those about those 83 orientations gender orientations or whatever where are those what are the 83 that's ambitious dude i feel like i haven't done enough work yeah i mean geez you're really trying every like why fuck shoes wait what what do you do no i just fuck shoes okay i fuck jeans you know like do you ever watch there was a weird stupid show don't tell me about porn you've watched i might not do that there's this weird i share it with you i there's this weird we're gonna get shoe fucking porn oh my god right hey there's a subreddit for people to fuck shoes great oh my god please don't send those i don't want it yeah i don't know they're really bored while they fuck

they're bored they're dressed in furry outfits they're popping balloons with their asses they're covering each other in shit they fill the shoes as shit and just smear them on each other anyway you're saying uh i don't oh yeah So there was a show. I already forgot. It was like a Family Guy tangent where you totally forget what you were talking about. It was an abandoned ship. Yeah, exactly. There was a show.

I think it was called like Strange Sex or something. It was on TLC for a while. Like TLC is like that like. It's the titillation channel. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, it's where they saw people in half. It's a side show. Somebody's got 600 pounds.

I know. They're fucking like. They're rascal scooters and pushing around anymore. Or it's like sideshow somebody's got 600 pounds they're fucking like they're rascal scooters and pushing around anymore or it's like honey boo-boo right yeah it's like it's a fucking freak show yes and it's the learning channel yeah right what it's tlc now it's like kfc you can't call that chicken you gotta say c i know i'm kidding i know that that's a snopes thing please don't send us a thing to be like and i know that they they actually went back to kentucky fried chicken did they yeah they have a new colonel sanders for their commercials now really yeah But Snopes thing, please don't send us a thing to be like. And I know that they actually went back to Kentucky Fried Chicken.

Did they? Yeah. They have a new Colonel Sanders for their commercials now. Really? They have commercials? Yeah. They went old timey with the Colonel Sanders. So he looks like old Colonel Sanders. I think it's like a guy from Saturday Night Live though.

Really? Like not animated? No, no. He's like a real like a dude. That's got to look weird. Yeah. He looks strange. So.

That is a weird tangent right there. And this is a tangent of other tan but there was there was a dude on that strange sex show that was attracted to his car i saw that guy yeah and there and he told the guy his friend he said i have sex with my car and his friend's like that's cool what do you huh because they always have that that's really cool i gotta go i have a food in the oven yeah it was so funny because it's like they always have that portion of the show where it's like and now ryan is gonna tell his friend david isn't that like strange addictions though because there's like a woman who's eating like fucking like mothballs and she was smelling mothballs

there's another woman who ate that like uh that clorox powder or whatever no no what the fuck uh she was eating fucking spick and span or one of those kind of things i'm not getting it right brillo pads so ass with the soap in it all right back to tom no there's people like eating glass and shit on there that show was so crazy i stopped i was like i can't anymore was people like eating glass and shit on there. Yeah, dude, that show was so crazy. I stopped. I was like, I can't anymore. These people are eating fucking everything. There was a woman who drank gasoline. Shut the fuck up. Did you see that one?

Gasoline. She would just get herself some gasoline and sip it like a Chardonnay. She's like, just having a nice sniffed her own gasoline. And then they go to see the doctor and the doctor's like, you're gonna die in like three weeks. You realize you're going to die real, real soon. Doctors are like, there's literally nothing in here that won't kill you.

Like everything in here. This is the worst idea you could have. I love that. That shit is amazing. I don't watch that show, Sarah. I would come in and there'd be a person who's like, yeah, I fucking ate my pillow. You're like, what are you watching? And the person just sitting there like watching

TV like if you had a popcorn bowling for you and there's like fucking pillow fluff in it and they're just fucking stuffing it in their fucking face hole. What the fuck are you doing? I saw that woman was like I've eaten like three couches

and like a love seat and he was like honey we need a new couch i'm hungry load up into the back of the van it's awesome her husband comes home from working that gets a rolled up newspaper and hits her with it so she stops eating she trolls her out and finds all the like sketchy couches after the dorms empty out at the end of this year. It's like they're just like made of semen and, you know. Oh, yeah. I bet you those are tasty.

Yeah. College kids. All right. Well, speaking of Tom DeLay. All right. Speaking of people who are completely fucking whacked out on goofballs. Jesus, this fucking guy. This guy used to be the House Majority Leader.

Yeah. We stopped. I stopped you before you finished. I'm going to read it. This guy used to be the House majority leader. Yeah, we stopped. I stopped you before you finished. I'm going to read it as Tom DeLay knows of a secret Department of Justice memo to legalize 12 new perversions, including bestiality and pedophilia, and also recognize how he says

bestiality. Well, we've already found a secret memo coming out of the Justice Department. They're now going to go after 12 new perversions. The Justice Department can't keep their memos that are secret secret? No, the NSA found it. Should we give this one to Tom DeLay? No. Oh, yeah, why not?

Yeah, what the hell? Who left? Things like bestiality, polygamy, having sex with little boys and making that legal. What are they? What are their priests pushing for this legislation? There's like priest lobbyists are like, we demand to fuck little boys. That's it. We're here.

Namble has finally got their constituency wrapped up. Ridiculous. Nobody would promote this. We're here. We're priests. we demand to fuck boys we need a better slogan damn it this doesn't even follow the right rhyme scheme who cares bring me a boy and uh and and not only that but they have a whole list of strategies to go after the churches the pastors, and any businesses.

What the what? How are they going to go after them? Go after them for abserting their religious liberty. And what religious liberty are they trying to assert? I don't have any idea. Because it's not religious liberty to say, I don't like pedophiles and I don't think pedophiles because I'm not religious and I don't think that's a good idea. Right.

And the religious can still refute, like we talked about like three shows ago. Your church does not a church. No church. Churches. Churches do not have to just marry anyone that comes to the door and demands a marriage. That's the case. That was the case. Now it's the case.

20 years ago is the case. A hundred years ago will be the case in the fucking future. Nobody's going to expect that. Nobody is. Marriage is just marriage in the eyes of the law, not marriage in the eyes of the church. That's the fake marriage that nobody cares about. That isn't recognized by anybody. Yeah.

You still have to do all the government paperwork. Plus, like, what's the like? How big is the lobby? Like we said, like the minority, like somebody's like, well, we're the people in favor of bestiality. You are not like you don't have your own parades. Nobody is right. Nobody is like we're coming out of the closet as dog fuckers. Certainly not as joyous.

That's for sure. God floats. Somebody's got to clean up behind the floats. Oh, no. Booper scooper that tries to assert their religious liberty. This is coming and it's coming like a tidal wave. So I just want to get this straight. So you are aware

of a Justice Department memo that says there will be an effort to legitimize or legalize bestiality, pedophilia, and as you put it, perversions? Great, let me see it. Where is it? Show it to me. It's secret, Tom. For God, he can't show secret.

Fuck, dude. Do you know the secret gay handshake? No. Of course you don't secret, Tom. For God, he can't show secret. What the fuck, dude? Do you know the secret gay handshake? No. Of course you don't because you're not gay. You can't know the secret department. I thought it was just sword fighting. Oh, gosh. That's correct. That's correct.

They're coming down with 12 new perversions. Actually, they're the same great perversions as before, but now with a new look. They went to the marketing team and had them redo it. LGBT just isn't the big is only the beginning. They're going to start expanding it to the other perversions. All right. Well, you know, nothing anymore would surprise me. Absolutely nothing would surprise me.

Nothing. No things would surprise. Well, nothing would surprise you because you're fucking credulous. You don't believe somebody has a secret department memo that they never fucking produced. So nothing will surprise you because you don't have any fucking discernment whatsoever in the real world. Father, I ask that you would forgive us for taking prayer out of the schools. would forgive us for taking prayer out of the schools. Father, when that happened, secular humanism flooded in.

Father, it began to penetrate every part of the curriculum. But today, Lord, we reach up into heaven and we say on this day, your kingdom come, your will be done in public education once again. We draw the line in the sand today and we say no more. So this story is also I know it's all right wing watch, but I just don't care because it's like the Todd Starnes day. This is what we've all been waiting for. This is it. Todd Starnes is, you know, as much as we like Pat Robertson and those other people. Wonderful people.

I love this doughy motherfucker. I think he is absolutely absurd in every way. He looks ridiculous. He looks like a guy. Every time I look at him, I just want to knock whatever is in his hand out of his hand. I just want to knock it out of his hand. I look at him and i think i would wedgie the fuck out of you he totally was wedgieable i would hang him in a locker like you know like how they did in the old timey movies where they'd hang the person from the underwear in the locker and then you open the locker and

they're like kind of swinging from the door that's what you would do to this guy this is you couldn't help but abuse this person if he was your friend. This is this is the kind of friend you have because his mom has lots of snack. He has a he has a pool. Yeah, that's the only way he had friends. He has super cool stuff like he's got like a castle gray skull exactly fucker

God damn it fucking castle gray skull. I would hurt a man for a castle gray fucking this guy has like two of them. I'm gonna fucking fucking beat up Todd Starnes. Fucking put him on his head like earmuffs and smash him together. I kind of want to fight Ted Starnes. I think a celebrity boxing match between Tom and Todd Starnes would be amazeballs. My heart is a flutter.

Yeah, it's always a flutter, Tom. That's cholesterol. That's enlargement. That'd be a great way to go out. Todd Starnes calls on God to send hornets and cicadas to attack Obama? Yeah, sure. And so, my fellow Americans, my fellow countrymen, I want to ask you something this evening. Who among us is willing to stand with the Roy Costas of the world?

The what now? With the Roy? That's what you said. With the Bob Joneses in the world? Who's going to stand with the Phil Dunlops and the Stevie McMichaels? Who's going to stand with the other names you've never heard of that I made up on the spot? That's amazing. Oh, let me stand in line, Todd. Let me.

Oh, God. Oh, I want to fight this guy. It would just be so fun. Oh, my money's on you, too. Oh, gosh. Who among us is willing to stand in the face of adversity and persecution? They may demand to know the contents of our prayers and our sermons.

They may try to shut down our bakeries. Our bakeries? Our bigoted bakeries may get shut down, but we will keep making hay cakes. We will not go softly into the night. You can take my freedom, but you'll never take my cup of cakes. You'll never take my buttercream. But my friends,

we will not be silenced. We will not be intimidated. Now I know things, now I know things may appear to be hopeless, but friends, hope is not lost. In the Old Testament book of Exodus, the Israelites were facing a great battle, outnumbered and overpowered. But the Almighty told them, fear not. And he said that he would send a swarm of hornets to clear the battle

what an ineffective god of the universe tom he's the god of the universe and he sends tiny fucking insects sting people that's how fucking hey y'all look i was a hornet keeper all my life i've been a hornet keeper all my life. I've been a hornet keeper. And so I send those bugs wherever I want. Don't you come up on me. Don't you step to me, boys, because I'll send you some bugs. I thought I got a little mixed up and they don't actually have honey.

So they don't have honey. I tried to milk them. They didn't work. And little guys, that's thing. If you do that, too, it turns out. Mean little bastards. I don't even know why I made them. I know. Mean little bastards.

God damn. I mean, me damn. I don't know. And that, my fellow Americans, should be the battle prayer of every patriot saint. When the public schools tell students that our founding fathers were a bunch of terrorists, send the hornet's Lord, clear the field. When a teacher tells a little boy he can't pray over his meal, send the hornets, Lord, clear that field.

When the Pentagon tells him to take down a cross on a Christian chapel, send those hornets, clear the field. When the Supreme Court says they know better than God, send the hornets, Lord, clear the field when the supreme court says they know better than god send the hornets lord clear the field this is those idiots fucking applauding that it's not happened the fucking decision is made what even if they all got stung to death by hornets and i what i want you to do is pray as hard as you can for hornets right start praying Start praying for those hornets. Send the hornets, Lord. Send the hornets. Where were they?

Fucking send the hornets after me, you fucking ineffective shitbag. No fucking hornets that are coming after me. Well, hold on. Hold on. Because he's got bigger guns to draw out. Oh, yeah. It's not just the hornets. No, they're cicadas.

He's got like. They're going to chirp at you. He's got caterpillars. It's like a butterfly. Get out of my face. Get out of my face. He's like, send they're going to chirp at you. He's got caterpillars. It's like a butterfly. Get out of my face. Get out of my face. He's like, send the naked mole rats. Get them.

Clear the field, Lord. Or at least make small tunnels underneath my grass. But still. Send annoying animals. Then they'll call Orkin. Yeah. And then they will kill them. Exactly, right?

Yeah. Oh, I was thwarted by Orkin then they will kill them. Exactly, right? Yeah. Oh, I was thwarted by Orkin again. Y'all. Those bastards are the devil. It worked better when they didn't have no pesticides. Yeah, I like those days. And when the president says that America is no longer just a Christian nation, don't send the hornets, Lord. Send the mosquitoes and the gnats and the bumblebees and the lightning bugs and the cicadas.

Send every critter you got, Lord. Clear the field. Wait a minute. Why are we drawing in the bumblebees and lightning bugs? It's like a, what it is, is like a whole arc full of fucking insects are going to land on the president. Lightning bugs. My kid goes out and catches lightning bugs. He thinks they're cute.

What are they going to light? The only way you're going to get hurt by Lightning Bugs is if you ingested a million of them. Lightning Bugs. Oh, cool. That's great. I'll shut my patio door and enjoy the white show. You're ingesting up them, your shit glows. You're

crushing them on your skin and rub it all over you and just streak through the night. Send the Lightning Bugs. Send the lightning bugs. The lightning bugs. That's his fucking rallying cry. Send the gnats. He's also got gnats. Doughy prick. I can't even come up with intimidating bugs.

Send the non-intimidating bugs. Send the butterflies and the water spiders. Send the carpenter ants to slowly chew down their houses of infamy it's not even a fucking and everybody's in the crowd yay send the nets so they may uh fly around them when they park their car are you serious god you know it's what's crazy is we're in a we live in a world where a room full of people will cheer for that yeah where they'll cheer that a god created the entire universe and that he's able to be commanded by his fucking minuscule people

that are in a minority at this point when they pray for a plague of some sort of insect right there he's able to be he's like a fucking he's like a genie beekeeper it's crazy but he's even less effective than that yeah because you know at least at least back in and it never happened but even in your fucking made-up fantasy land where a bunch of hornets scared away soldiers, hardened wizened soldiers, a bunch of hornets showed up and stung them a bunch of times. Whatever. At least, at least, at least if you are fucking dim-witted enough to believe that story, at least there's a possibility that you could focus the hornets onto a group of people, like a standing army. Where would you send them? Like, now we're fighting ideas.

Like, Hornets are just going to, like, sting paper. It's like, let me wiggle my hornet butt. When he goes to his school, it's like stinging the door. We're just like, oh, man. Okay. It's just great. Like, they sting the kids. The kids are like, fuck, we didn't do anything.

We didn't do anything. What the fuck? I was the one who wanted to pray the fuck and then the principal's like we let him pray it's okay yeah no nobody's stopping him like the horn is just like well yeah i don't know we got this memo every single one of those things that he said though is absurd i know every one of those you can do every single one of those except for uh the supreme court he was inferring the but you lost that one right you lost that one fair and square yeah because with a fucking conservative right set of justices yeah nobody no schools tell the founding tell tell students that the founding fathers were terrorists no uh teacher tells kids they can't pray at their meal time uh no the pentagon doesn't tell anybody take down a cross on a chapel. The Pentagon, what are they sending in the fucking troops? What would the Pentagon parachute in?

They wouldn't even respond to that. It'd be like shoot a missile and blow up a church because they have a cross. What are you talking about the Pentagon? Oh, hang on a minute. I have to call the Pentagon. 1-800-PENTAGON. Because there's nothing but death and refuse and the rectum that no life can come out of the rectum the rectum is designed to get rid of death and waste it's designed for that one purpose

and the sodomites are cheering on and praising the rectum so also from right wing watch just because it's the place after this it is it is. After this decision, it's just fucking people. It's like fucking mooses butting heads. Dude, you know what it is? It's a fucking lunatic ark. That's what it is. They're all by themselves and they're floating in the middle of the ocean waiting for fucking God's rainbow. Like Rick Wiles is standing on the ark with his fucking staff like, get me to the ark.

Sorry, I killed you all. Here's your rainbow. Oopsie doodle. So this is great. This is Sandy Rios. Gay rainbows increase terrorism threat for America. So here's our first clip from what fucking show is she? She's on the radio program.

What is her fucking radio program? Sandy Rios in the morning. Oh, God. Yeah. Sandy Rios in the morning. Yeah. That's Sandy Rios in the morning. Let me tell you, that's the type of place where you're chewing your own arm off to get out.

What is that? Coyote? God, that'll scramble your head. Oh, God. Oh, God. Please don't talk about gays. Jesus. Sandy Rios.

No, I don't want lox and bagels. I just want to go. Can I just go? Can I leave? I just. I made a horrible mistake. I just want to take shelter in my regret. All right.

So this is Sandy Rios from Sandy Rios. In the morning. in the morning sickness. The overriding thing that I feel at this, it's not a win or lose. As I see gay activists, you know, shouting in the streets and they think they won something. And I know many people that listen to monitor to the show. They think they won and we lost. It's it isn't that it's not that. No, it is.

Well, actually, it turns out they wanted something that they got. Yeah. And you didn't want them to get that. That's a win-lose situation. The thing is, it's not necessarily a win-lose situation. All it is is people got a quality that we're looking for a quality situation. Right. So what you're trying to do is make sure that people didn't get equality, that they were treated differently in the eyes of the law.

I guess the best sentiment to express this is kind of like very much about what Jesus said on the cross. Father, forgive them. They don't know what they're doing. They don't understand. lacrosse father forgive them they don't they don't know what they're doing they don't understand they are shaking their finger at an almighty god who laid down the role of male and female from the very beginnings this was his pattern this is his structure and then sometimes creates transgendered people and sometimes sometimes creates hermaphrodites right but i don't think you're supposed to say hermaphrodite we're gonna get in trouble there's another word yeah no you can't say

i was gonna say hermaphrodite and i paused wait a minute hold on a minute it's not like a technical term it is but it's it's mean and you're mean for saying it intersex because the term hermaphrodite implies that a person is both fully male and fully female it's an old term that's why take that ha you're not allowed to say hermaphrodite you can't say words words are not for you take it back i didn't lose you i didn't mean anything by it i didn't i didn't hate mail i didn't mean anything by it all those people are fucking furiously typing and they're like fucking tom already did it fucking he already yelled at him for me i was gonna fucking yell at him tom took it away because i was gonna fucking get really mad about it i knew i almost said the

exact same thing and i actually i thought it was a i just thought it was a thing i used to too until i read uh i read a book uh not too long some fucking weepy fucking liberal. Right. Well, yeah, probably. Oh, God. This is what he said we should do for millennia to millennia. We have known we've understood and man has never pushed for gay marriage until our culture. Wait, before before that, before there was only there was only intersex people. Do that way two millennia yeah no he just created dicks 2 000 years ago before that we just asexually butted off you know like chop your arm off to start a family you're just like planning in a new area

if you want to grow somebody similar to a family you're just like planning in a new area if you want to grow somebody similar to someone else you just fucking like like for plants you just like leave them in the middle yeah i gotta stick my wife's head next to mine walk around like that old sven goalie movie just tape it up it'll be fine man with two heads oh god you know it's happened a few countries in europe but in this western thought I guess I could confine it to that Western liberals. Those insignificant countries in Europe. They're just other countries. And so we're really xenophobic.

And she's missing America's hat, which has had it since, I think, 2006 or something. 2005 Canada. Yeah. Fucking a decade they've had. They've had fucking gay marriage. Well, but you've seen the riots. Yeah, 2005 Canada. Yeah, fucking a decade they've had. They've had fucking gay marriage. Well, but you've seen the riots. Yeah, I know. Yeah.

God hates Canada. Yeah, that's why it seems. All y'all Canadians up there. I don't like y'all. That's it. You be marrying those gays. I'm going to give you nothing but vast, beautiful, unspoiled wilderness as a result of your. And in the middle of it, I'm going to put tar sands.

Have felt that, you know, we now are entering a new understanding, but we're not entering new understanding. Nothing has changed in regard to God's law. And even though I know that activists, people who don't serve him, people who are blinded don't really understand that God is still very much at work. We don't think that he's no longer at work. We don't think he's fucking real. Yeah. That's the thing. It's like you're misunderstanding, Sandy.

And you can start weeping in a moment. Yeah, I know. You can hear it already. She's revving up. She's like, here we go. It would be awesome just to come up and just like put a band-aid on her fucking mouth i know you've got a boo-boo i know it hurts sandy it hurts so much oh wait oh sandy he's still very much at work and he will not

he will not tolerate this and that's why i feel sad no here's what here's what's going to happen he doesn't exist so he's going to tolerate whatever the fuck happens yeah well he seems to be fucking totally indifferent and you know the many other countries that have legal i mean what nothing happens these guys say the same thing everything every time something happens they don't like well well god's god's gonna swoop down and poop on you. And it's like, well, fuck him. Bring the poo, dude. Nothing ever happens. God doesn't give a shit when ISIS drowns people in a cage.

God doesn't give a shit when people are set on fire, when they starve to death, when children get disfiguring diseases. God doesn't give a shit when he creates smallpox, which kills a billion people across the face of time. God doesn't give a shit when all that happens. But all of a sudden dude's like when my wrecked penis goes in your butt i like it and now god's like time to get bald yeah yeah she's gonna find something in the future because there's here's the newsflash kids awful things are gonna happen right awful things are gonna happen in the near future something bad's gonna happen and i'm not it's, it's something bad that's planned. Hey, fucking an earthquake could happen.

The fucking fault line in St. Louis could go off. Sure. It's a geologically unstable planet with 7 billion, 7 billion people. So something is going to happen, right? It has crazy weather patterns and all this,

something's going to happen and they're going to blame it on this. They're going to find a way to blame it on this. And it doesn't matter if it's, it could be in the most, in the most, uh, if it's in the most conservative part of the country they're gonna say well that's because you didn't support this and didn't fight hard enough and if it's in the most liberal part of the country or the most depraved part of the country like new orleans or something you know what i mean like something like that yeah they will they're gonna say okay it's basically god pissing on you because you're liberal or because you were doing something that I consider depraved or whatever it is.

They're going to find a way to make that fit into their own worldview. And they're going to do it every single time because it writes itself. It's been written so many times. It's so easy. It's so easy. I could do it. Right. Tomorrow, something could happen and I could write the story for them.

Like tomorrow, something could happen and I could write the story for them. You know, I would be if they struck the fucking gavel and then the fucking earth opened up and the Supreme Court justices were swallowed and then it's closed back up again. And then a moment later, yeah, you know, then I'd be like, OK, you might have a point. That's a convincing argument. I'm with you on that. Yeah. But it's always this like, you know, a week after six months after two. And it's in the wrong part of the world.

It's like, right. Like there'll be a nuclear reaction and fucking in some place in like Bulgaria. And they'll say, oh, well, that's because again, like, what the fuck is a gay marriage? It's I'm not I don't feel defeated. Like I've won some lost some football game. This is not what this is about. We many those of us that serve God understand that something deeper is in place here. You know, I would just point to those of you who are in the gay community.

Let me give you just a real tangible example of what you don't quite understand. You know, while the president is decorating the White House with the rainbow colors, lighting it up, which, by the way, an unbelievable affront to God. that people listening to me don't understand that that was God's sign to mankind that he would never destroy the earth again by flood. Oh, gee, thanks. I killed y'all, but I gave you this real pretty rainbow. I made light diffuse on these water droplets, and that should make you feel better, Noah, because I killed all your friends and all your puppies and all the people you knew and all the animals. And I killed basically everything, Noah.

So I hope the rainbow makes you feel better. It's like me gift wrapping this present for you. Here's a prism. You got a shovel, I hope, because there's lots of death foam playing about. While you're floating your boat and hitting all those skulls through the water, I gave you a nice purdy rainbow. It's buying your wife flowers after you fucked her best friend. You know what I mean? She's like, yeah, no, I fucked Betty.

I mean, I gave it to her right in the ass, but these tulips were on sale. Got them. I mean, I had my jewel preferred card. Yeah, I had the jewel preferred card. They're half dead, but hey, so was our relationship. But Betty's not. No, yeah. Tight as a drum.

I mean, she makes you work for it. And he destroyed it because of the things that men were doing to each other. So you take his symbol and you use it for sign of sexual behavior that is ungodly unallowed there the boundaries god says no no no and you take his sign and you think that you're rewriting the laws of nature that you're the creature is telling the creator how it's going to be and you think that's not going to have some consequence. My eight year old tells me how my day is going to be all the fucking time. You think I want to go to a water park?

Yeah. Actually, I love the water park. You know what I mean? I know what you mean. I know what you mean. Like it's like, it's like two o'clock and I'm making a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.

I wouldn't be making it if I didn't have to. Yeah. Yeah. But you kind of got to kind of got turns out you know what you just fucking do it yeah no my grief is for you because you don't understand what you just did you don't understand you know what you know we don't understand tom what what the gay what the gay people of this country don't understand is that we made her imaginary friend mad that's what we don't understand no we fucking understand it we just

don't give a fuck we just don't care that you somehow are offended by a four in proxy for an omnipotent god right we don't give a fuck you know if if she really believe and i think she probably really believes this jib jab garbage But if she really believes this, she should just be like, oh, man, they're going to go to hell. That sucks for them. It's really sucky, man. I'm sure they're good people. They probably go volunteer at the homeless shelter. I'll see if I can change their mind.

But if you want to change people's minds, the way you do it is not just with this garbage. What does this do? What does this do for you? Right. Is there any gay person that ever listens to this and says, I'm straight? Oh, my God. I can't. Are you serious?

Did I make a mad? Right. I didn't know I made a mad by fucking Bill in the ass. I had no idea. Can I just say I was just having fun. I was just ejaculating. I didn't know. I thought ejaculating was good.

But otherwise, I mean, yeah, when I haveaculating was good. It seems otherwise. I mean, yeah. Why would I have all these nerves in my penis? Exactly. You're a very confusing God. You're all sick. Oh, be nice. Oh, my son doesn't stand a chance. The whole world's gone gay.

Oh, my God. What's happening now? We work hard. We play hard. Everybody dance now. So this is amazing. You know, I want to go to Wall Builders, man. That would be amazing.

I would die, though. So this is Tim Brooks, anti-gay pastor, gays demanding Christians, come out and have sex with us. What? I don't think they... I mean, there's some of them that might get off on that but most of them know this is uh a little wishful thinking yeah i think you know like maybe it's a toe tapper right yeah that's what i mean like i saw this and i was like now all those gays want to have sex with me and now like supreme court's making me have sex with them not that i'm gonna but I just, it really makes me mad when I'm fucking this guy. Honey, I'm sorry, but the Supreme Court says I have to fuck a dude.

If it's legal, I have to. You don't understand, honey. I have to do it. If it's legal, you have to do it. It means that you have to. Right. It doesn't mean that you can. It means that you have to. Right. It doesn't mean that you can. It means that you have to.

You have to do everything that's legal. Now call your sister and go have fun. What sister? Here is the only thing that will satisfy this agenda. And it's very clear. Okay. Participation. We want you to come out of your house and participate with us.

Now, as I read this story, Lot was not forcing his lifestyle on them. Wait, isn't Lot the same guy who chucked his daughters out so that they could be raped by a group of people to protect an angel? That's hardly a role model. Oh, man. Wait a minute. There's a magic being from space in my house you should rape my daughter instead he's the asshole who leaves his grandma behind in the zombie apocalypse

no walkers in the apocalypse you're fucked now your days were numbered anyway bitch life slot never tried to force his lifestyle on them. He never even brought that up. They are trying to force their lifestyle on him. So that goes even beyond the you have to celebrate with us. Now you have to actually participate with us. Come out and have sex with us. Have to participate.

They're going to force participation. I'm going to go get it. Seriously, where is that being said? Nobody is saying, nobody wants to just have sex with bigots. That's the least hot thing. There's got to be a Reddit for that. There probably is. Gay guys having sex with guys that aren't straight or something or whatever.

Why would you want to do that? No, don't even say that. No. Don't even say that. Somebody's kink. No. Leave them to it. Leave them to it.

Fair enough. I'm walking away from that one. And Rick, that's what we're seeing around the country. Rick, it's really interesting. If you flip the page over to Judges chapter 19, it's shocking. It's almost word for word the same story. The sequence of events, they're traveling. They stop for the night in the town square.

Verse 20 of chapter 19 of Judges says, the old man says, oh, you can't stay in the town square. Go back to Genesis 19 too. You can't stay in the town square go back to genesis 19 2 you can't stay in the town square wow it's unsafe in a city where the homosexual agenda has control now in judges in judges 19 where was that judges chapter 19 uh just read the whole story here uh the guy from a tribe of levi gets his concubine he is traveling on his way in betlehem to Judea. He went up to the hill country of Ephraim. Where is his home?

How can you take this seriously? But there was no room at the inn, and then they all gave birth to immaculate babies. He was traveling back down to Bethlehem. Then in verse 20, they're going to spend the night in the middle of their trip, and they were going to spend the night in the middle of their trip and they were going to spend the night in the town square and it says the old man said come stay uh you can stay i've got i've got straw i've got a barn you got to stay here but it's unsafe for you to stay in the town square oh good yeah this is relevant to daily life are Are you kidding me? I'm on a computer, motherfucker. I got a straw in my fucking teeth.

I'm not listening to this guy anymore. No. The answer to you is no. Just go fuck some dudes. That's what you want. Oh, gosh. You want answers? I think I'm entitled.

You want answers. I want the truth. You can't handle the truth. So this is a section of Rick Wild's Wednesday show, True News, and somebody from Facebook tipped us off to it. So we thought it was pretty great. We're going to go ahead and play it. It's the spirit of lunacy.

It is lunacy, but it's the madness. There were 68 verses in Deuteronomy 28. Only 14 speak of blessing. The other 54 speak of curses. It shows you the simplicity. If you just live right, God will bless you. What are you just going to take that? What does that mean? What it means is there's way more ways to do wrong 2,000 years ago than there was to do right 2,000 years ago.

That's what it means to me. It just means that you had shitty rules that cursed you. That's awesome. Yeah. Sounds like a sucky fucking way to live. You know, I've never met anybody cursed. Have you ever met anybody who's cursed? I've seen some fucking horrible people that are doing damn well in their lives.

Sure. Look at Donald Trump. Right? Horrible fucking person. Doing pretty good. You know, on Monday, a Russian politician said that America has gone mad. Yes. And a gay delirium

is threatening the entire world. Gay delirium! It's a gay delirium is threatening the entire world. Gay delirium. It's a gay delirium. It's the most abnormal, and I know time is running out, but it is a universal design by God. You plug a receptacle, a lamp cord into a wall. That's a male and a female. Wait, did God make lamps? He's an engineer.

You didn't know this. Why did I? You didn't know. I've missed so many memos. No, you've got to listen because there an engineer. You didn't know this. Why did I? You didn't know. I've missed so many mellows. No, you've got to listen because there's more that he's invented. Whoa. A doorknob. The cylinder goes into the wall.

Door? You key in an ignition switch. You charge your cell phone. It's male. It's female. Two hose pipes. You can't put two males together. You can't put two females together.

That's how you connect things to things. You have to have a male and a female. It's in the plumbing. It's in everything. Male goes in a male box. female. It's in the plumbing. It's in everything. Male goes in a male box. Yeah, but here's the thing. He keeps mentioning all these things. It's a thing that fits into another thing.

It's a thing that fits into another thing. And he keeps on making it seem like it's male and female. Well, what about a tongue and a gash? What about a dick and an ass? Right. A dick and a hand. A dick and a gash what about a dick and an ass right right a dick in a hand a dick in a mouth right fucking all those things are possible a tit in a mouth right things go in things it doesn't stop it right from being gay or straight right same things go into things that's how sex works because if they don't have the actual thing, they will get a prosthetic thing.

Because we're inventive, motherfucker. You park your car in a garage. It's a universal design. And now, how do you put two cars and make a garage? You got me there, bro. You got me there, bro. You got me there, bro. Yeah, you can't make a garage out of two cars. That is true. That is

just the truth, Tom. You need more cars. You need at least six cars to make a garage. If I had enough cars, I could make a garage. Does that just mean I have to have, like, a big gay orgy? That it's cool? Okay, so you put your dick here.

You put your dick. So you just make a box of dicks, and then you fuck the box of dicks. It's a dick jenga. It don't work. One is a receptacle, and that is a universal design. You screw a light bulb into a socketacle and and that is a universal design it's in every screw a light bulb into a socket the light socket is the female the the bulb is the male it's in everything in our in our whole world everywhere we turn is it not also the case that people made all those things

and we build things emulating what we know and we know our own biology yeah right like that's another like no god named everything god's like i light bulbs, but I hid them under rocks until Thomas Edison came and found them. Left a note for what you should call them when you invented them. And yet they say God made me this way. Well, I've got news for them. God didn't make them that way. Sin made them that way. It's like you or I saying, well, God made me an adult, so I can't be faithful to Susan.

God made me an adult, so that so I can't be faithful to Susan. God made me an adulterer, so that's what I am. It's sin. It's not genetics. It's sin. But they don't want to admit that, and these low-life preachers won't never preach against sin. They're cowards. They're cowardice in spirit. They don't have the word of God.

They don't have the Holy Ghost. So they're afraid to speak boldly in the name of the Lord. The preacher has been silent about this. Right. The fucking Pope hasn't been silent about this. Everybody. Everybody's been talking about this. Everybody has a stance.

Last week, I'm watching the goddamn UFC. Fucking dude from Brazil gets into a fight, beats Liotta Machida, big fucking upset, fucking knocks him out with fucking elbows raining down from the fucking top position. Fucking beat his ass. It was an awesome fight. He stands up. Joe Rogan says, how do you think the fight went? And the first thing he says is, hold on, Joe Rogan. And it's fucking completely broken English.

You can barely understand him. But what he says is, America, what the fuck's wrong with you, America? It's you have to go follow Jesus, not gay Jesus. That's what he said at the very end of it. Then they're trying to spin it at the press conference. He apologized for it and said, oh, they came out with a statement. Oh, he wasn't talking about that. He wasn't talking about gay marriage. He was talking about something else. He was talking about following Jesus. That's it. And you're like, fuck it. I know what I saw. I fucking heard what the dude had to say.

Some schmuck who fucking punches people in the head for a living isn't staying silent on this issue. The fucking preachers whose job it is to talk about this, to stir that pot. Do you think they're not fucking talking about this every goddamn week then we fucking covered pastor manning and fucking rick wiles who we're covering right now sandy rios brian fisher every one of these fuckheads pat robertson they all been talking off their fucking head the entire right five fucking years they've been talking about this but they've been silently talking about they've been talking so fucking the thing is it's been signed it's just so aggressively untrue at least there's nothing in it that's true not one single fucking word of it but light bulbs

go in light so yeah it's true like i mean think about it my fist goes in a vagina it's just that's how it works god and we who do speak boldly are going to be persecuted. These guys are going to fold up like a cheap suit when the pressure gets tough on them. And anybody who claims that they were born that way, well, you need to be born again.

Praise God for the blood of Jesus Christ to take away all sin. Amen. Doesn't it just sound so fucking crazy when they say it like that? It sounds like an incantation. It really sounds like some shit from the past. It seriously sounds like they're going to fucking sacrifice a squirrel in a few minutes. That kind of talk sounds like a fantasy novel to me.

Like it sounds like Game of Thrones type stuff. Right, absolutely. Like, oh, it's the fucking Red Witch or whatever. Yeah, fucking red witch or whatever yeah fucking fat mushrooms or whatever yeah it's just it's nonsense it's it's just obvious i don't understand how how it doesn't seem apparent that it's nonsense other than obviously indoctrination and all that you know but there's more rick wiles though rick wiles wasn't done no uh he's decided he's renouncing his american citizenship now that's different incidentally from uh moving somewhere else and actually giving up his citizenship. Right, right.

He's just going to say sad things. No, and that's, I think, the lazy way to do it. So this is another clip from Rick Wiles, also from Right Wing Watch, where he really cogently describes his viewpoints. God must respond to the U S Supreme court's decision. It is the final abomination that TD hell saw in a dream. Wait, I'm sorry. Who's TD hail?

Who the fuck is TD hail that I give a shit about his dreams. Is he, is he like the, like a, some kind of weird dream Ninja. The thing is, is like, is there anybody on the planet who you give a shit about his dreams. Is he, is he like the, like a, some kind of weird dream Ninja. The thing is, is like, is there anybody on the planet who you give a shit about their dreams?

Me? Yeah. Just you. Yeah. Maybe your wife. Maybe. No, no,

no, no. I don't care about her hopes and dreams. Yeah. No, but seriously, like, like,

is there, I mean, there's nobody when people talk about you to talk to you about their dreams. It just, you start to yawn. I know. Right. nobody, when people talk about you, talk to you about their dreams, it just, you start to yawn. I know. Right. Oh, who cares?

So you thought a thing. I had a dream that a big rabbit ate my nose and the nose was a carrot. You know, if you can keep it with under two sentences and it has a funny punchline, I'll listen to your dream. That's it. Right. If it doesn't, if it doesn't end with that, then I'm done. I'm like, oh my God, I do not care that your boss came over covered in salad.

Like, that's not like fucking do not care i hate fucking dream people dude dream people are the most tedious people when they come in like what do you think it means i think it means you were asleep yeah that's what i think it means it means you were fucking asleep you were sleeping and your brain was still going it's got that rat sound that they play. And it was desperately trying to make fun of the jib jab and the nonsense. Kind of like we're trying to make fun of this. In 2012, if you recall, he said he saw Barack Obama in the White House Oval Office. Barack Obama and the White House Oval Office.

A dream, a voice in the dream said, weep in the house for the misery that shall come shortly. He saw an American eagle that had been shot dead. Oh, sad eagle. Somebody shot an eagle. Hey, eagle man. I love these low rates. Only Chicago people will get that. Barack Obama walked from behind his desk with an evil smirk on his face, placed his foot on the eagle and twisted off the eagle's head.

And then he went to federal prison for 10 years because that's totally illegal. And he skull fucks the eagle. The voice in the dream said the spirit of Rahulabong. The spirit of Rahulabong. Is that like a monster that only fucking Scooby-Doo can pronounce? He's like, rum, rum, rum. Oh, we're going to have to go on to rum, rum, rum. Oh, God.

I would have gone away with it if it wasn't for you stinking gays. And, whoa, whoa, whoa. Rum, rum, rum. Rum, rum. Say that again. I got to hear him say it again. All right. He placed his foot on the eagle and twisted off the eagle's head

the voice in the dream said the spirit of was upon Obama he said Obama was dressed in black and his chest cavity opened that's his skin his chest cavity opened what is this aliens he's got a flip-top chest.

He's like Bender from Futurama. Inside of it was socialized healthcare. They're making me get a vaccine. It's filled with autistic children. Quick, before he gets the needle in your rub, smallpox in your children. And he saw that his heart was

exceedingly evil with thick black smoke swirling around his heart it was the smoke monster from lost he just fucking made cleared his throat for christ sakes remind you that this is all somebody else's not even his dream but he's fucking he's like talking about it as if it's a thing he is so fucking enamored of somebody else's dream amazing like run man like like That's amazing. Like, run, man! Like, run! Oh, God. He said Obama picked up a gavel and pounded the desk.

Pastor Hale felt a great shaking in the dream. And he saw fire rain coming down upon America. That's actually called frayn. Fire rain. Fire rain. What the fuck is fire rain? It's raining. It's fire, you see, that's... No fuck is fire rain? It's raining. It's fire.

You see, that's raining men. Hallelujah. It is a religious dream. And the voice said, the final abomination. Could you come up with a more fucking ham-fisted series of metaphors? It's so ridiculous. And I dreamt this. a more fucking ham fisted i know series of metaphors it's so and they're all my and i dreamt this i dreamt this thing wow where obama cut the eagle's head off and turn it into a

strapped on and fuck michelle with it it was amazing you know just like okay dude we get it i woke up so hard yeah we get it bro it's fucking rahabubam fucking jerked obama off and pulled his beating heart out of his it It's just all bullshit. It's all bullshit. You're fucking paying attention to somebody else's fake fucking dream that he made up that he just wrote down something to make you think, oh, I had this dream. So, you know, like, like somehow it's going to give it more legitimacy than it came out of a dream.

Like somehow this guy's going to come up to you and he's going to say, you know, instead of saying, I wrote this shit down about Obama and this stuff that I wrote down about him is a metaphor. Right. Instead, he just comes up to you and says, oh, I had this dream, but it was a metaphor. And suddenly that's the thing that makes you go, oh, yeah, I know. It's like, first of all, it's bad writing. Yeah. Everything is too obvious.

Oh, God, it is a dark and stormy night. I know, right? It's like, nevermore. Yeah. Okay's bad writing. Yeah. Everything is too obvious. Oh, God, it is a dark and stormy night. I know, right? It's like, nevermore. Okay, all right. Yeah. Well done. Fucking cask of El Monteato. The heart was still beating under the floorboards.

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