Cognitive Dissonance - Episode 299: Oh Godwin!

Episode Date: June 13, 2016

This episode of Cognitive Dissonance is brought to you by our patrons. You fucking rock. Hey guys, this is Molly again. Since it came up a couple of times in the last episode, I just wanted to say that while gender dysphoria is in the DSM-5, it's in there so that people with severe distress can get the treatment that they need. In the same way that taking a couple of Tylenol for a headache doesn't make me a drug addict, being transgender does not make a person have gender dysphoria. So I just wanted to say that.

I'm going to head off now and choke down my giant bullet dickos that I have dusted with monatomic gold. Took the next three or four days off of work just so I could trip balls and see reptiles. Glory hole! Hey Tom and Cecil, this is Vicki. And I think you misheard Louie Gomer. He wasn't really trying to say statistical manual. He meant to say sadistic manual. Really referring to a book on BDSM.

Keep up the good work, guys. Glory hole. Hey, Tom and Cecil, I would just like to call you both out on your massive amount of cultural appropriation in your last episode. I actually identify as a titty-fucking bagel bite, and you appropriated my culture, so wow, fucked hard. You just lost the listener. Go fuck yourselves, glory hole. Glory hole, gentlemen. I just listened to episode 298, and I agree that the rocket ship to save humanity should be filled with women. However, I disagree about not sending couples.

You see, you could send 20 lesbian couples on the rocket ship. Not only would that piss off Louie Gohmert, you'd have a rocket ship full of lesbians. Space lesbians. Uh, I gotta go now. Be advised that this show is not for children, the faint of heart, or the easily offended. The explicit tag is there for a reason. Recording live from Glory Hole Studios in Chicago, this is Cognitive Dissonance. Every episode we blast anyone who gets in our way. We bring critical thinking, skepticism, and irreverence to any

topic that makes the news, makes it big, or makes us mad. It's skeptical. It's political. And there is. Oh, welcome Matt. What are you doing? You're getting the book out. You're getting the book out. We have to tell people what book it is

because people were asking this week what book it is. All right, guys. Here's the deal. We have to reintroduce this probably every time because we may have new listeners. Yeah. So here's the deal. Some podcasts take it upon themselves to read holy texts. They read the Bible.

They read the Koran. They read the Book of Mormon, although that's now over. Thank God that's now over. We are reading The Biggest Secret by David Icke. Icke. Icke. That's what I said. I said that.

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He's trying to sell you a $500 orgone generator. It's amazing. I sent that guy an email like, I too want to be a power shaman. It was awesome. So I do want to point out that listeners, we encourage, if you want to read along, buy the book used. Don't buy the book new. Don't support this asshole. If you buy it used, he gets no royalties.

He gets no money from buying it used. You can buy it at A Books or just buy it. Yeah, A Book has it for about $16 if you want. Also, somebody posted on our website this week that you can find a PDF somewhere out there. Interesting. Yeah. I'm sure that – I don't condone that officially.

You just fucking run the Jolly Roger up the fucking mast and take this book if you want. But we bought two copies of this book. And so what we did was we read the second part of chapter two. It's so bad. But Cecil, before we begin, before we really delve into the madness, I want to point out that we are 10% of the way done with this book. Oh, that's exciting. 10%!

That means there's a lot more material to go through. No, that is not exciting. That's what that means. That's like being 10% of the way through your torture session today, right? It's like being waterboarded and somebody's like, hey, hey, hey. It reminds me of that clip we play when it's like, I've just sucked one third of your life away. One year you're like, well, yeah. That used to be my ringtone for my old boss.

All right. So I'm going to read it. It's three sentences. I'm going to read these three sentences. Reptiles can travel upwards 100,000 light years and from another dimension to get here and flawlessly interbreed with humans, but mules are sterile. I love the idea that they just like show up. They're fucking interdimensional beings

from another fucking star system. Right. And they're just like, oh, I stuck it in. I got a baby. It's like fucking, it's like the crane game. Like you're just like, oh, I in i got a baby it's like fucking it's like the crane game like you're just like oh i won i won i can't believe i won i fucking fucked a girl

and i had a half-breed lizard baby high five that's how dna works no and the weren't they here to get our dna anyway that's what that's they're getting that and our monoatomic goal that's right that's what they're here to take. That's amazing. I got to interrupt you because I wrote something very similar. Okay. Go right ahead. This time I did things a little bit differently. I just wrote a series of things with exclamation points at the end because I was like, what is happening?

Earth women are so hot that reptile aliens fly down here just to fuck them. Earth women are easy. I know, right? I don't know if you've seen that movie it's like you're flying through space you're like oh ugly women it's like it's like these guys are like the fucking asshole truckers are like the no fat chicks you know and they're stuck at like the space truck stop with all the fat chicks just like oh if only there was some humanoid woman that was attractive. I get terrible reception on Alien Pornhub out here. Are you kidding? All right, so here we go.

Reptiles are emotional vampires that need to create chaos and fear and sacrifice humans for their delicious adrenal brain stems in order to sustain themselves. This explains Hillary Clinton. sustain themselves this explains hillary clinton i want to dovetails very nicely with that which is wait africans catch and eat gray aliens that's so true and very specifically now he explains he explains in this chapter basically the chapter starts out with what they look like and then it works its way through explaining the different hierarchies of the the aliens and now i wrote a haiku for the hierarchies ready bring it bring it to me hierarchy list reptiles with wings reptiles without wings greys then humans

that's how it goes that's the actual list that's it that's the list oh yeah 575 you never disappoint me that's awesome then he talks about how there's an interbreeding process right so he talks about constantly the interbreeding process that happens and uh and i got another haiku here a b negative or o positive these types of blood prove reptiles. Yes. Yes. He talks about blue bloods and full bloods and half bloods. And I don't understand how the full bloods don't make a lot of sense to me because they probably couldn't have come here with a ton of genetic material. Like it's like we were talking about last week when we were going to send up a bunch of lesbians in space or whatever.

Remember last week? I've thought about that a lot. I do want to dovetail to your hierarchy one because I have an exclamation here. Sure. The white ones are totes in charge. Typical. Here's another piece, though. Because there's a hierarchy also not just based on wings.

Yeah, there's size, too. But it's size, too, as well. There's ones that are like 50 feet tall or like Godzilla size. They're not that big. What's the biggest, 12 feet or something? Yeah, because I wrote, wait, what the fuck? These things are 7 to 12 feet tall. Where does their mass go when they pretend to be human?

Like, there's no 12-foot humans. Although, admittedly, I weigh as much as a 12-foot human. Yeah, that's outward. That's not upward. Yeah, no, it a 12 foot human yeah that's outward that's not upward yeah no it's just it's mass maybe that's what it is you just coil around that's why americans are so fat they're just coiled aliens still haven't been contacted by any fucking reptiles that want to buy the show i know what assholes fucking rockefellers own like prometheus gold or whatever they should that's why they have the rockefeller square yeah with prometheus out

there yeah because that's a symbol. They're just thumbing their nose at all of us. So Rockefellers, if you're interested in buying the show, the show is for sale to reptile people. Everything about me is for sale. I am just waiting for an offer to sell out. I'll do some shit. Fucking rough anal. I don't care.

Here's another one I wrote. Blonde-haired, blue-eyed folks have a cool secret power. Their eyes are lasers. They were talking about laser-eyed people. And they were also talking about people from Orion who were bitchy, mean people from Orion, the Orions. There's also a part of this where they talk about air traffic controllers that hear stories told to them by pilots about the North Pole reptiles and James Bond, and afterwards they need a scotch. So that was another part of this. That's actually a good synopsis.

That guy – That's why my head hurts so much right now. story so david ike heard a story told to him by a woman who had that story told to him by an air traffic controller who had a story told to him by a pilot who was flying around the north pole and landed and saw a bunch of reptiles in like their mission control area so it's like a four it's like four deep on telephone it like my brainstem is swelling like a balloon right now listen and all of these things are proof that the reptiles are here. Right. And that they can, you know, interbreed with us. You just used the word proof.

For him. I know. Yeah. I know. It takes him 44 pages to finally mention Nazis, though. He got there. He did get there. Jeez, that's like three hours of orgasm tonight.

You're like, oh, Godwin. He's just teasing and teasing and teasing. He's like, no, when's like no when i say when i say it's like four hours in your balls are the size of cantaloupes he's like i just want to shoot something just yeah i have one more do you have one more yeah go ahead go ahead no go this is great fucking credo knows every goddamn thing credowa? Why didn't he write the book? Speaking of Credo Mutwa, let me play the clip that we're having. Now, the best part about this clip is at the very end of this whole chapter, he summarizes basically the whole chapter. Right.

Sarah read for us from page 47 and 48 in The Biggest Secret by David Icke. Really does a great job of explaining his entire thought process on the reptiles. We can debate the details, and we should, because there is a vast amount of information still to be uncovered. I have an endless stream of questions myself. I love that he has an endless stream of questions. Hey, listen, guys.

I'm not sold on this shit either. All right? Let me tell you what this book is. It's an endless stream of shitty answers. That's what book is. It's an endless stream of shitty answers. It's a fucking endless stream of consciousness is what it is. It's just like his brain is burping. It's all Euro burps. It's got a funky sort of oniony smell.

And it's one of those ones you burp in a car and you're like, sorry, guys. I'm real sorry. Is it hot? I'm going to roll down a window. I know that smells real, real bad. But there are some emerging themes. Extraterrestrial races have been visiting the earth with varying intent for probably millions of years, and their interbreeding has created the many racial streams.

Interbreeding? What? That's not how you create new species. That's awesome. You know, if I fuck a chimpanzee, I get AIDS. Like, what the fuck, man? Like, interbreeding doesn't work, dude. Worth it. I love it when they curl their lips

around like that. It's just awesome. You know what's funny is older chimpanzees, they go for the pieces of your body that make you like a person. They'll like cut your fucking hands off. Oh, yeah, dude. And they'll bite your face and your dick. Like they can stay away from like the vital organs and just try to hurt you.

They just try. Yeah. Like I read the same thing. Like when they attack, they go for the face, hands, and genitals. It's like those are all my favorite pieces. If I don't have those three things. I never want to come near a monkey. I don't want to live anymore.

It's like, hey, dude, you have no face, no hands, no dick. Well, then why is my heart still beating? I don't have those three things. I never want to come near a monkey. I don't want to live anymore. Never. It's like, hey, dude, you have no face, no hands, no dick. Well, then why is my heart still beating? In the distant past, there have been highly advanced technological civilizations based on this extraterrestrial knowledge. A golden age, as the ancients called it. Around 450,000 years ago, the Anunnaki arrived. A reptilian race led by the winged albino white draco fucking there we go there we go we're getting we're getting uh we're getting corrections on how to pronounce draco people are saying it's draco look unless it's a fucking rapper it's not

draco okay and they sought to take over the planet 450 000 years ago what would have stopped them wait a minute nothing would nothing would have stopped them? Wait a minute. Nothing would have stopped them 100 years ago if they have like fucking, you know, if you have a fucking laser, nothing's stopping you now. I know, right? Like, but 450,000 years ago, it's arguable whether or not there were even human beings. At that point, we are just scraping the fucking marrow from a bone because we learned how to use a rock. We're running around. We are fucking Neanderthals at this point.

We are actually Neanderthals. No, actually fucking them. They show up and they're like, wait a minute, wait a minute. Long game, guys. Let's go straight half a million years before we push them in the right direction. We could one day be on Wall Street. We first have to build Wall Street. And the concept of money.

And language. It's going to be a difficult road, friends. And numerical values. Okay. All right. We got some work. We got some work to do. But we have plenty of time to practice our changing shapes and fucking humans.

Guys, roll up your scales. We got to get in this thing. It is probable that they had by this time also settled and occupied mars for a long time the anunnaki lived openly as reptilians but for whatever reason possibly hostility from other extraterrestrial races and humanity they literally went undercover but why they showed up before there was civilization yeah possibly i know the thing is like if you show up before civilization and human beings learn the narrative that all of this stuff is true, what is the difference? Then they're just super-powered aliens that can control everything.

You would just be like, yeah, I'm fucking – I'm beta here. That's just fucking how it is. You have laser beam eyes and shit. We had slavery in this country and people grew up in slavery real like with that same mindset right that that there's nothing you can do you're stuck in this role etc etc this wouldn't be hard this would be easy because especially if you have superpowers and can inhale two-dimensional gold it'd be amazing they set out to hijack the planet by appearing to be human the planet was unoccupied it was effectively unoccupied that is what we are missing here it's like it's like it it's like

they fucking knocked a dinosaur off the side you showed up and it's like i'm gonna steal this fucking car that nobody's in yeah but first i'm gonna hide in the car and wait for the driver exactly it's like the apocalypse and worrying that you're taking somebody's suit. You know what I'm saying? It's the end of the world. There's nobody left. It's just you, man. It's fine.

This included a crossbreeding program, which created human-reptilian hybrid bloodlines through which they could operate from the lower fourth dimension. My brain died. Nope. I just died nope i just died i just died i had i had an intellectual root canal right now that's what just happened moving on up to the lower east dimension the fourth dimensional reptilians wear their human bodies like a genetic overcoat how genetics work that's not how genetics work at all. And when one body dies, the same reptilian moves house to another body and continues the agenda into another generation. You could think of it as wearing and discarding spacesuits.

No. That doesn't make any sense at all. What? Spacesuits? Who discards spacesuits? Those are expensive are they like a hundred thousand dollars a spacesuit jesus fucking yeezy doesn't even dispose of fucking spacesuits what are you kidding me these creatures are the ones the

psychics see as reptilians inside human physical bodies we can't even comment on that you put your head down i looked away like there's not even what's what's the thing you say after that sentence all right guys when the psychics see reptiles inside of people it's like fucking okay what yeah i don't care let's just you know what you know what it's awesome about that sentence is that it again is is showing you that it's valid by explaining what someone else had a vision right so someone else had this vision yeah therefore it's valid by explaining what someone else had a vision, right? So someone else had this vision. Yeah.

Therefore, it's valid. Do you think everybody's telling the truth? Because clearly you don't. Clearly you think that there's some people that are out to get you, right, et cetera, whatever. So it doesn't – to me, that doesn't make any sense that this guy just believes everybody that says anything. Or is it just as long as you have something that's cool to say about reptiles, he believes you? Bingo, right? That's it. That's it. You could like starve yourself in a fucking sweat lodge for

fucking 38 hours and come out fucking muttering about tortoise people he'd be like i knew it i knew it the whole time what do you think david ike's net worth is oh no i saw this post this week i don't know how true is. Oh, let's go with a million five. Ten million. No. Yeah. No. Yeah.

No. Yes. There's reptiles everywhere, people. Folks. All aboard the reptile train. We've been laughing at this, but really, there's a lot of reptiles. And the way we're going to find these reptiles, folks, is you to donate to Patreon right now. It seems that they need to

occupy a very reptilian-dominated genetic stream to do this. Hence, certain bloodlines always end up in the positions of power. Other less pure crossbreed human reptilians are those bodies which are possessed by a reptilian consciousness from the

fourth dimension. a reptilian consciousness from the fourth dimension so so it's such a weird thing they either come here to come in us or they stay far away in the fourth dimension and just possess us why are they why are these things are in contrast with what so sometimes they show up and fuck our women yeah but then they produce an offspring that they can inhabit i guess i don't i mean i don't understand i actually don't understand it either that's fair i'm tapping out and these are people who psychics see as essentially human form but overshadowed by a reptilian the crossbreeding to infuse reptilian genetics into these bloodlines makes this possession far easier than for those with fewer reptilian genes.

This is why the Brotherhood maintains such detailed records of the genetic lines. They then know which people can be possessed more easily than others. The reptilians seek, however, to influence everyone by stimulating the behavior patterns of the reptile region of the brain. And the clitoris. Both of those things. 60% of the time, it works every time. I wish I could find it 60% of the time. Man.

Jesus. It's a little man in the boat. Sometimes he gets lost in the waves, my friend. Hierarchical thinking, aggression, conflict, division, lack of of compassion and a need for ritual by ritual i don't just mean dressing up in a satanic ceremony there are many examples of the human obsession with ritual including doing the same things at the same time day after day week after week like eating lunch at noon okay the reptilians have used the white race as their main route to global control but they have crossbred with all races including the chinese japanese arabs and

those known as jewish those known as jewish and this is and this is why we've got a couple of emails about this and a couple of comments where people are saying that we're being purposefully obtuse. He is using reptiles as a way to communicate that these are Jews. These are not reptiles. They're Jews. And he wrote a book specifically that's anti-Semitic to try not to be anti-Semitic in it by putting – that's what some people have said, right? Then why say the Jews? Does he really mean reptiles

there did he switch them around where he's actually talking about alligators those known as alligators there's no reason to put jews in there if you if you're talking about jews as reptiles that's my defense i think and by reading this this does not sound like jews at all that you're like trying to make you're trying to attack the jews i i don't get anything anti-Semitic. No, it's just stupid. Insanity. Yeah, it's just stupid. It's not anti-Semitic. Right.

Credo Mutwa says that the black royal lines of Africa claim descendants from the same origins, the gods, as the white aristocracy, and that the leaders who emerge in Africa to this day turn out to be of the same bloodlines. All this allows the reptilians to control apparently unconnected people and organizations. It is the extraterrestrial version of members of the same secret society working in many places of influence, while the rest of the population have no idea that they are connected. You can look at a series of apparently different human beings in different positions of power who come to the same conclusion and agree the same policy. That would appear to be policy born of democracy and open debate. But what if the same force is controlling all of them?

That would then be dictatorship. But unless you knew the true situation, how could you tell? But unless you knew the true situation, how could you tell? This is what is happening with the reptilians working through human bodies and the secret society network these bloodlines have created or infiltrated. Ah, my brain! Ah, my brain. My brain. So next week, we're going to have Thomas on and Thomas is going to read with us Thomas from Thomas and the Bible

Thomas from Atheistically Speaking But also from Thomas and the Bible And Comedy Shoeshine Chapter 3 is the Babylonian Brotherhood The Babylonian Brotherhood is what we'll be covering next week I appreciate the alliteration David Icke's book The Biggest Secret If you're interested in following along with the home game

This week you have to smash yourself in the face Are we trying to read all of chapter 3? we trying to get through all of chapter three yes i know it's only like 25 pages it's a lot it's it's just such a fucking word salad that somebody has pooped it's basically tossing someone's word salad. Somebody who's been driving all day on the summertime. You know what I mean? Do you crossfit? Along Blackhawk Along Blackhawk Along Blackhawk

Along Blackhawk Along Blackhawk Along Blackhawk Along Blackhawk Along Blackhawk Along Blackhawk So our first story comes from right wing watch. And this is our friend. This is pastor Manning.

And he's got some, he's got some ideas here he's on the alex jones alex jones show alex jones and he get along i'm not going to play this whole clip but i'm going to play the start of it and uh we're going to play it till we get bored so uh so this is pastor manning and uh and um alex jones walk through how you think they're going to counter strike this huge global awakening that's happening sir but? Well, there are a couple of things, Alex. I think that we need to be very mindful of a post-Obama era. What?

We have to be mindful of a post-Obama era. So once Obama's gone, we have to be mindful of Obama because of the global awakening. I don't know. It's a global awakening. Pay attention. Okay.

There's a global awakening. All right. I don't know what that means, but there is one. There's a global awakening. Right. And then we have to- Is it like when I went through puberty? Yeah, but there's more hair.

It's more beautiful. Everybody's voice changes. It's less awkward. I'm starting to notice the girls. Fewer wet dreams. Come on. Who am I kidding? I didn't have notice the girls. Fewer wet dreams. Come on. Who am I kidding? I didn't have a wet dream.

Beaten off at age four. Wet dream proposes there's something left in the chamber when I go to bed. No kidding, right? It's like, I'm not going to bed until I'm up to the clip. You know what I mean? I'm seven years old, and I'm like, one day something will come out of it. I'm just going to keep beating it till I'm not even enjoying it. of the president to visit some maximum security prisons and to begin to hammer the judges, the Supreme Courts and the federal courts to release their sentence practices on prisoners

and to try to reverse some of the sentences that have already been handed down, given the opportunity for many of these prisoners, people that are in prison. Oh, they're prisoners in prison? They're prisoners in prison. The prisoners in prison. Yeah, yeah. The incarcerated prisoners in prison. Yeah. The ones serving jail time. Those're prisoners in prison. The prisoners in prison. The incarcerated prisoners in prison. The ones serving jail time.

Those ones. That one. We wanted to get that straight. Jesus Christ. That are inculcated with Islam because black men that go to prison learn about Islam. It's very pervasive in the prisons. They also learn about Christianity too, dude. They also learn how to make fucking wine in a

toilet. You know what I mean? There's lots of fucking useful skills. And how to fucking make a fucking knife out of a bar of soap. I know, right? Learned all kinds of stuff when I was in prison. Fucking who cares? Yeah. None of it gets you a job when you get out.

Not computer programming. Yeah, no shit. I learned to code. Oh, really? Well, yeah, you're a felon. You're not hired. I'm sorry. Not going to happen. It's not going to work. But also, black men that go to prison and white folk, they are very inculcated with the whole idea of hating America.

I don't think they're not inculcated nice word though with the idea of hating america it's just they're super mad about being locked in a fucking cage like an animal that that does breed a sir look i have a fucking little dog and sometimes i have to put him in his cage and i'm not inculcating him to hate my apartment he just doesn't like being in a cage it's pretty easy right and the other thing too is you know we're talking all about he's talking all about these you know these prison systems our prison system is terrible there's nothing there's nothing to do with rehabilitating people has nothing to do with creating people that are monstrous yeah it's just a monstrous like hole

that you shove people and and you're not hoping that they get better because when they get better you don't treat them when they leave you don't treat them any better any different you treat them actually worse we treat them much differently much differently than you would regular people but you don't treat them really any differently than when they were when they were in there they don't count they don't matter you you know we just we just throw them away those are throwaway people yeah those are throwaway people prison basically means that like we have decided as a society to shun you. We are being Amish, and we all know that the Amish are garbage.

Yeah. We should just make them wear their fucking orange jumpsuits forever. Right. When they leave the prison or when they're in prison, orange jumpsuit for you from now on. Or just tattoo them. Yeah. Sure, that's fine too. Right on their fucking face or something.

It's like a letter A. I mean, it's like a scarlet A. tattoo them yeah you know that's right on their fucking face or something it's like a letter a i mean it's like a scarlet a exactly and they already had to have a before going to prison to become criminals they had a warped sense of what is right and what is wrong and a warped warped sense of justice you went to prison yeah this is a guy who has done time did he did he go to prison yeah okay pastor manning has done time in prison i'm very concerned now as well that the movie industry has all of a sudden released a remake of the 1970s edition of the eight-segment movie of Roots. What? Yeah, they're redoing the movie Roots.

How does – Fucking racists are super scared. What does that have to do with anything? No, it scares people because roots is about black people that's it that's i know you're looking at me like i don't understand the connection i seriously don't understand how even got to that point like i feel like we missed some tape you don't play it again and what is wrong in a warm warm sense of justice i'm very concerned now as well that the movie industry has all of a sudden released

a remake of the 1970s edition of the eight segment movie of root so there we go i mean it just said i'm very concerned as well so that's how he got there but i just i don't understand here's the connection black people in prison are scary Black people watching movies are scary. Black people are scary. Black people on microphones? What about black people with like a fucking gold tie and a weird vest? But this guy doesn't like black people. That's true.

He is a crazy – like he has nothing good. Some of his – I've watched some of his YouTube stuff and he is crazy about black men and black women. He's intensely racist. He is crazy about black men and black women. He's intensely racist. That stirred the hearts of young men that sent men to prison in large numbers. Root, as a documentary declaring that it was authentic. It's not a documentary, dude. No, it's not a documentary.

Not a fucking documentary. They didn't have fucking cameras back then. Like, what the fuck, dude? Like, fucking, there's no fucking, like, fucking like movie like fucking old-timey movies demonstrating the horrific or alleged horrific events that happened to black people people people alleged alleged they're alleged tom that the alleged horrific events that happen to black people during the slavery they're just alleged dude slavery is definitionally horrific even if you were super nice about it yeah even if you were the nicest slave master ever you're still a slave master with slaves that's horrific yeah i i don't understand how it's alleged at that point that

doesn't make any sense to me like even if you fucking woke up every morning and gave your slaves hugs yeah Yeah, and fucking three squares a day or whatever, they're still not free. That's the point! That's the whole point! You can't... There's no amount of super nice slavery. It's slavery! Hey, can I not

work today? I'll give you the day off from slavery. Why don't I leave? Man, I'm fucking leaving! Whipped the slave trade. Most of the slave trade went on in africa with blacks on blacks that hasn't been said i really hate i really hate that so much where they're like well the black folks sell them into slavery they captured them and they sold them into slavery okay yeah but what does that change well so they came over here and then they were here and they were fucking slaves here.

It's not like we saw that they were – that black guys caught other black guys and we were like, oh, fuck. Well, we should just let them go then. The thing is that it makes no difference who perpetuated the slavery. The point is that slavery as an institution is an injustice and it is a cruelty and it has no place in any civilized society and it should be condemned roundly forever. And, and not just, and I,

and I hate that. Like, like two quo, quay garbage, where you're just like, Oh, well they did it too. They did.

Well, who cares? Yeah. Well, who cares? Well, you sold the slaves. Well,

you fucking bought the slaves. You're fucking culpable on both ends. But I'm talking about your culpability. I watched a documentary on, um um they were skinheads or whatever it was a documentary on like white power and skinheads and all these people that that was like their answer to it like well the black sold them into slavery and you're like okay well fucking who cares like fucking whether they ran off and caught them or whether they fucking they sold them into slavery or whatever it's like fucking it doesn't make it any less horrible.

Right. How does that change whether or not a human being owned another human being unjustly? Right. Does that somehow make the owning of a human being just? I don't get it. I don't get how that is an argument. Right. That I see a storm coming with the releasing of Root.

Oh, the media is hyping race war 24-7 everywhere. Yeah. And no one's defending European slavery. releasing of root. Oh, the media is hyping race war 24-7 everywhere. No one's defending European slavery, but exactly no one talks about that everybody's done it. It's wrong. It's evil. Humans are wicked. We should repent. But they are just hyping it. What's going on?

He can't even do it. He can't do it. What's going on? He just fucking flabbergasted himself god that's amazing the guy's fucking flummoxed by his own inability to i think he caught himself right away by saying the europeans they're bringing on the europeans he's like but then it's really kind of horrible i think he kind of caught himself mid thought to be like no this is a horrible like slavery is kind of horrible and i can't like justify i i wonder if he even has limits too on where he's gonna you have to wonder about if you're like i'm in a position

where i really feel like justifying slavery i've got to scale this back a little real as fuck oh look all right i know this is a persona like it's a thing that i do for money exactly but maybe at some point even i have to scale it back. Well, I think that we're going to see the release of a lot of prisoners, and I think that most Americans are locked and loaded and ready to deal with whatever comes down the pipe. I was about to ask you, what do you think this move by Obama – because obviously there's a lot of nonviolent people in prison that should be let out. He thinks Obama is going to release – here's what he's saying. Obama is going to release a flood of scary black Muslims from prison. Okay. And they are going to run rampaging through the neighborhoods. And then the neighborhoods are going to be filled with black people who watch.

I'm really serious. Black people who watch Roots and got totes worked up about it. And then white people are going to have to shoot all the rampaging black dudes. And that's what I believe. I truly believe that that's what he is saying right now. I can't believe that you pieced that together. I really can't. I don't want to admit this.

I really can't believe you pieced that together. But now that you say it, I think that it was his thought process. I just couldn't get there. I'm glad that you were able to figure it out. And this is one of those examples of I think history repeating itself because of all those people that we shot dead during the Civil Rights Movement. We killed like, you know, what? Six, seven million black guys during the Civil Rights Movement, and then the

Civil Rights Movement just stalled. That's why it ended. That's why it ended. Yeah, there was never more Civil Rights ended, and there was never Civil Rights for black people. And that's why we're revisiting it today. Exactly. Yeah, because all the white people had all their guns and shot all the black people. That's what happened.

That's why we need, as we've said before on the show, guns everywhere. I'm going to just wear guns for clothes. That's it. Is the NRA going to arm the black people too? No, because they're not people people. The NRA doesn't like – you have to give them three-fifths of a gun. That's the thing. I only got the trigger.

What the fuck? It's like that movie, the Russian movie, where they have to like – they give the one guy the bullets and one guy the gun and they send them both in. But what about this push to let violent felons out? What's behind that? Because I think that he wants to return to a period of the 1960s, the 60s and the 70s where the Black Panthers, where the Mau Maus, where Black liberation groups, if you will, were very prevalent. That mindset is still

locked away in prison. What you have today with the rappers, young Black men that are rappers and wear their pants below their butts. What? I don't know. He lost me at Albuquerque too. I'm fucking on my Bugs Bunny, putting my head up

on mars at this point yeah fucking spear and magic helmet bro i have no idea is obama supporting rappers and low pants i don't understand obama's connection to droopy drawers and low and the rap music i know what it is. These kids with their rap music. It's Michelle Obama's weight loss has people's pants hanging off. There you go. And that's what we're talking about here. Everybody's mad about that weight loss stuff. They don't have that kind of mindset and hatred against America.

I think that Obama is setting up preachers to come back from the prisons and reignite the communities. And I would say anybody living within 100 to 150 miles of a major urban area need to get prepared to see the riot. And if anything goes amiss- We're going to ride 150 miles away from an urban area? Wait minute that's fucking retarded but like we gotta say the idea that a riot doesn't peter out after 149 miles you're 150 miles away and you're fucking really if you're like if you're in philadelphia and you're right 150 miles away you're getting a ride somewhere with the arsh you know what i mean you're just like amazing exactly you're just like you're like hey man can you give me a ride in that carriage because i really need to get this

extra 10 more miles to get to the 150 zone 150 miles riots are not a nuclear weapon let's say you gotta run like fucking six marathons in order to get to the edge of the riot it takes like 21 days to get there we're here we're clear're clear. Fuck, we're super tired. Oh, my God. We've been burning cars for so long. Anything goes amiss or awry with Obama or somehow another Obama or something done to Obama's political ideas, such as the removal of Obamacare. He just keeps saying Obama, but I don't even actually know what he just said. Do you know what he just said? Let's rewind it because I'm curious.

I want to understand that sentence. you know what he just said do you know what he just said let's rewind it because i'm curious i now i want to understand that anything goes amiss or right with obama or somehow another obama or something done to obama's political ideas such as the removal of obamacare you know what's awesome about that is it reminds me of of that show the smurfs when you used to just used to just call things Smurfy. Instead, now you're just calling bad things Obama. If somebody goes, Miss Obama,

and then you got your Obama and your Obamas, what do you have for breakfast? Obamos. What? Allahu Akbar. Allahu Akbar. Allahu Akbar. oh this this oh this story it's from the bbc news uh it's from pakistan woman who rejected Rejected marriage offer burnt to death. Super terrible.

Jesus Christ, dude. I don't know. What's the rule on the gifts at that point? Do you got to return the toaster? Is it just a bad taste at that point? Yeah, you're right. I'm wondering about that. I hope Bad Bath and Beyond has a gift receipt with it.

I think that's – you're hoping. You're just looking down at the fire extinguisher you had planned to give them. Somebody just comes up and be like, this is my chicken, and then takes it back. You're like, I should have gotten this as an engagement present. Yeah, yeah. Instead, you're just – After, because now a woman's dead. And that's the joke that we're making.

It's so bad. So this is actually, you know, what's particularly awful about this story is everything. But in the beginning, you read the story, and it's not even that she rejected the marriage proposal. Her father, because she has no autonomy in the situation. So her father rejected the marriage proposal. And then she is still the subject of the ire and the fury and the anger. And she gets burned to death. And they're calling this like an honor killing.

Would the fucking – if every time a woman fucking rejected me, I got to burn her alive, it would be like fucking 16 candles. It would be 16 candles. It's very true people would just be walking around singing happy birthday to the fucking human torches all around me it's outrageous i i just can't understand this mindset that like like how fragile are these people that they have to damage someone else because they said no to them? Look at how weak your society is, man. Look at how weak you dudes are over there. I've asked girls out and they've said no.

And I've had – I remember one night I asked a girl out. I wound up going to this place. It was a pool hall and I remember walking across. I mean it was kind of mortifying. Like you've got to walk all the way across this pool hall. And I remember walking across, I mean, and you know, it was, it was kind of mortifying. Like you got to walk all the way across this pool hall. And I walk up and I'm like, you know, you're real pretty. Would you like to go out sometime?

She's like, no, no, I wouldn't. And I was like, okay. And I just did the walk of shame back to my friends or whatever. Right.

Didn't throw gasoline on her. I didn't light her on fire. I was mortified. I was really, I was absolutely embarrassed. Sure. But it's not her. It's not her fault.

You know what I mean? That's my choice. I went up and asked her a question, and she has every right to say no. Like, fucking, I don't want to go out with this ugly, horrific, Quasimodo-looking human. Like, why would I want to do that? At some point, if a woman says yes, you have to question her taste. Exactly. Then you're like, oh, yeah, you're not somebody I want.

If I can't stalk you, I really just don't want to go out with you. I only approach women with fucking helper dogs right like something's wrong with her but seriously like these people are they're they're horrible they're they're just like fucking you're so weak yeah that you have to injure someone else because they said no like what the fuck is wrong with you yeah what the fuck's wrong with your society that it reinforces this there is there's there's there's actually nothing anybody could do where you're like all right i can solve this problem a little gasoline and a lighter and a human being right there's nothing anybody could do there's nothing anybody could do there's no amount of heartbreak there's no amount of rejection there's no amount of anything where you're like i feel

like i should set you on fire yeah are you fucking kidding me setting somebody on fire because they don't want to go out with you what fucking tag them on a fucking mean instagram photo you block them on facebook fuck their best friend friend. Yeah. You know what I mean? Like do something mean. Like if you want to be a fucking mean-spirited dickhead, go to – but you don't light anybody on fire. You do that zero times. You do that exactly less than one time ever. No shit, man. There's never a time.

And the worst part is like she didn't die in that. She waited a couple – she had a couple days. She waited. is like she didn't die in that she she waited a couple she had a couple days she waited yeah she was you know she she wound up uh not dying immediately right so she had to suffer in agony and and it just it's it's one of those like like look around the world for places where they throw acid in people's faces where they light women on fire where they kill women and they call it honor and pay attention to the fucking religion in those places right pay attention to the religion that informs the culture don't give me this bullshit about oh it's just a cultural thing fuck off man look at the religion that informs the culture look at what the fuck is happening over there

look at what is happening in all those different places where they fucking have honor killings look at those fucking look at them fucking connect the fucking dots because it's real easy man it's fucking islam it's the same dot and it's when these people follow it to a an extreme and it's when they follow it in a fundamental extremist way and you know what the only thing they're doing is distilling the religion down into its most vital parts. That's all they're doing. Want to contact the guys? Go to DissonancePod.com to get links to their Google+, Facebook, and Twitter accounts. If you want to contact them directly, send an email to dissonance.podcast at gmail.com.

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The bullet box. The bullet box. Okay, all right. It wasn't funny the first time. Actually, it's not funny. It's not a funny play on words. It's not. Yeah.

We should take special interest in who's going to replace Antonin Scalia at the U.S. Supreme Court. He was a friend of gun owners. He was a friend of the Second Amendment. Now we've got a four-to-four tie with four liberals and three conservatives and a swing voter. And anything can happen. Well, no, not anything can happen. Here's what's going to happen. They're going to elect somebody, and then they're going to put their person in. That's what's going to happen. They're going to elect somebody and then they're going to put their

person in. That's what's going to happen because they're not going to let Obama put anybody in there. When he says anything can happen, what he really means is Hillary could win. Oh my God! That's exactly it. That's what he said. Well, I sure hope that she wins because God could...

There's some things that I... There's part of me, there is a small part of me that really kind of wants to see Trump as president. Why? Why? Why? And it's for the comedy of it all. Think about the State of the Union's dress. Just think about it for a second. Why would it be vaporized long before he could have one?

It just sounds so funny to me. It sounds so funny when he's like, my fellow Americans. You know, just like, this is pretty much the best country. We have pretty much the best words. Like, I can't imagine. It's pretty much the best speech. It's the best speech. This is the best speech we're going to get here, folks.

It's my favorite Congress. Guys, it's the best Congress. Hey, guys, you're the best. Gave you all, Ivanka or whatever her name is came over and blew you all. You liked it, right? Okay, we're going to get this passed. Pretty much the best blowjob. Pretty much.

Pretty much the best blowjob. Think about how amazing stuff like that would be. And I temper that by realizing that Trump would pick a Supreme Court justice that would not just be there. Like it wouldn't just be four years of utter despair. It's a lifetime. You can't. You can't a lifetime. You can't. You can't want this. You can't. There's a part of me that does want to see it.

I hate that part of you. I am not friends with that part of you. I hate that part of me too. And I know people get super mad about it. I'm not going to vote for Trump, but there is a part of me that kind of wants to see it. If we could do takesies backsies like if you could just be like oh yeah it was funny he's about to blow up here right yeah like or if or if they did some really extensive uh saturday night live skits with him as the person i'm down with yeah right but the moment

you say this is the leader of our nation, and I'm actually afraid. I would be afraid if he was the leader of the nation. I would be genuinely afraid. I would be genuinely afraid. He's already talking about renegotiating our national debt. That's a terrifying concept. If he renegotiates our national debt,

we're in some real trouble. I was talking to David Michael the other day on the phone about this idea. That's no bueno, like no work. That's not a good – you cannot do that. We should pay those debts. Otherwise, the value of the American dollar collapses. That's one thing that people don't realize and this is a lot of things that conservatives don't realize is that they talk a lot about – specifically about tax money and they spend a lot of time talking about tax money, tax money, tax money.

I want my tax to be low. I want my tax to be low. The best way or the most efficient way for them to lose a lot of money is for inflation. Inflation can ruin you way more than taxes could ever ruin you. Inflation can destroy your entire fortune. It can destroy – Sure, because now all that money you have is now worthless. It can destroy – I mean money you have is now worthless.

Even if it's not worthless, if it loses a great deal of value, you can lose. I mean to say not completely worthless. Even if it's just a little bit, it can be more than what taxes would do to you. People don't realize that. People are like,

like you said, want to renegotiate the national debt. And, you know, you don't want to fuck around with inflation. Inflation can really fuck you over in a huge, huge way. Yeah. But I don't know. Like part of me, there's a part of me that loves the idea of the comedy that could occur, but I don't love it enough to not vote in a new person that could pick a fucking Supreme Court justice. This presidential election that's looming, if a liberal Democrat is elected president, then there goes the Supreme Court. It could be two, three, four justices. There will be.

I know. Two, three, four justices. That's a very good possibility. I think it's at least two. Breyer, Ginsburg. Ginsburg's almost as old as my dad was jesus christ clarence thomas isn't a fucking young fish anymore either you know fucking youngest person on the court it's 56 and no young people on that court no young people on there i'm gonna people are

born in fucking the 1930s 1930s you got them like there's like two or three of them that are in the 30s couple in the 40s. You're absolutely right. I mean, fucking Ginsburg could die right now. She could be dead, actually. They could just be fucking weekend at burning her. Seriously. For the whole thing. We have no idea.

No idea. We have no idea. At that age, I'm convinced most people die and it takes two, three weeks to find out. They're knocking on her chamber store. She doesn't move real quick anyway turn up the heat and i think the second amendment would be in great peril if that happens and at that point we would have to come to an understanding which we've been sort of taught uh it's been taught out of us that the courts do not have the last word on what the Constitution is.

I don't know what that means. The courts absolutely, their job is to interpret the law according to its constitutionality. That's their fucking actual job. What is he talking about? Who has the last word? I'm curious. They decide particular cases. They don't make law. But cases are precedent

motherfucker yeah like that's how all this fucking shit works like that's how the whole started fucking that the problem is is that that is that they don't want it to work like that right that's well they want it to work when it's convenient it's convenient sure they want it to work when it's hobby when it's hobby lobby they fucking love it they're fucking ejaculating all over their fucking tummy when it's citizens united they're just like oh robin in my nipples yeah exactly yeah when it's something else they're like oh you made their decisions unlike the the roe v wade usurpation don't extend to the whole of society they're not supposed to and we may have to reassert that proper constitutional balance and it may not be pretty. So I'd much rather have an election where we solve this matter at the

ballot box than have to resort to the bullet box. So is that a threat? Is that, I mean, no, I think he actually has a box full of bullets somewhere. I am confident this guy has a box full of bullets. Are you kidding? Are you kidding me? This is a guy who fucking most certainly has boxes of bullets. But is that a threat? Is he saying like – or is he just – or is he doing one of those fucking lame sauce predictions that like there will be some kind of civil uprising as he gets his way? Yeah, I think what he's trying to do is say like if you do this, me and my guys with hunting rifles are going to get super mad, and we may take to the streets and hold our hunting rifles.

Oh, gotcha. Yeah, so nothing will happen. Right, nothing. Yeah, okay. Yeah, it'll be an impotent rage sort of thing. Well, shouldn't our religious ideas stand up, even under a scientific approach? I mean, either thing is true or it isn't well certainly but listen joe there's some things we just have to accept on faith this story comes

in the raw story south carolina pastor bizarrely claims the only atheists in the world live in america and europe and possibly in his beard. Look at that thing. His beard is pretty majestic when you come right down to it. Look at that thing. All right, we're going to play this. This is from his... This is Phil Vanderflog...

Plog... Plog... Pastor Phil Vanderplog... Don't say it. I don't know. If you say it three times, he's going to appear. Yeah, out of his own beard. Just keep appearing out of his own anyway so headless cycle this is him

god's the reality of god's existence is obvious simple and natural but the pride and the selfishness inside of the human heart suppresses that obvious truth. And that seems like a bad decision, like a bad design, right? Like, hey, man, I'm God, and I'm going to go ahead and build you. I'm going to build you with the innate knowledge of me. I want you to worship me and love me. If you don't, you go to hell. Then I'm going to go ahead and put this thing in you that makes you not think that I'm there.

Why don't you just skip that second part? Exactly. You're happy. I'm happy. Everybody's happy. It all works out. Why do you have to give me the second part? Right?

It's like, okay, right after you come, I'm going to shit in your mouth. Be like, maybe we don't do that part. Maybe that's the part we skipped tonight. That's okay. Don't skip that part. I'll just sweat all over you it's fine why because we want to be god we don't want god telling us how to live our lives we want to live our lives our way yeah well if god if god actually showed up at Glory Hole Studios and was like, Tom, do these things.

Okay, that's God. I would do it. But so far, I've had to figure my shit out myself, which is why I've done such a fucking cock and balls job. Right, right. Real bad. Real, real bad. Real, real bad, bro. I fucked this whole thing up.

We don't want God telling us how to live our lives we want to live our lives our way yes you got me buddy you were waiting it's awesome oh that's awesome good old frank as a college and young adult minister i get asked questions like this all the time one of the questions people ask me is they say okay you know if that's obvious why doesn't god just make himself more obvious like why doesn't god just walk into the room one day and say hello i'm god real, and then leave. Then we would all believe in him. You just said that. You just fucking said that. You just fucking said it.

Fucking everybody's asking you the question because it's the fucking elephant in the room next to you. You know? Why doesn't God do that? Why doesn't God reveal himself more? It's the same thing. It's the same thing. I just... You just said yeah it's it the thing is tom is that is that it's it's a pretty

obvious line of reasoning you know i mean like it's a pretty obvious line of reason that's why i came to it first then he does it's a good question right but there are some simple answers to it number one god has revealed himself far more than some people want to acknowledge so he won't do it more because he's already done it more he's already done maybe you should do it more much like what what he's doing it more what is that what is that he's doing it more than he did before. I would like you to do it more. I'm already doing it more. Don't touch yourself. Why are you touching yourself? What is it like when you ask the lady to make the coffee at work?

She's like, I already made coffee today. Somebody drank it all. Okay, but I still need coffee. But somebody drank all the coffee. God's like a passive aggressive shithead. I don't want to. Somebody's got to clean this microwave. It's not my microwave. I don't want to somebody's got to clean this microwave it's not my microwave i don't have to do it i already showed up once two thousand years ago to a bunch of fucking people

and then they wrote it down a hundred years after the fact what else do you want from me it's super deep rob this guys i made butterflies okay i made butterflies it is obvious it's obvious the only atheists in the world live in america and europe right no no no terrifyingly inaccurate like that's a most as this article points out china has the highest amount of atheists living in a single country with nearly 50 describing themselves as non-believers. 47% of people living in China describe themselves as atheists compared to an average 13% across the rest of the world. And China's got a whole lot of people living there. Everyone else knows there's a God.

But we've developed a worldview in the West that justifies our actions. That's why we don't believe in God. But here's three good reasons why God doesn't reveal himself by walking through the door in the back of the church and saying hello. Number one. Alright, number one. Here we go. Number one. I've been waiting for this.

He doesn't do that for our protection. He doesn't do that for our protection. It's an awful nice church you got here, huh? It'd be a fucking shame if something were to happen to it. Why don't you take that collection plate you're running out back, you put it in my fucking Lincoln, huh? Look, don't fucking, don't you fucking talk to me. Don't you talk, you talk to fucking Bruno here.

You don't fucking talk to me. It's for our protection. It's for our protection? He shows up and that's like basically like a, he doesn't show up and it's a fucking spirit rubber, right? Is it ribbed? It's full of of the holy ghost i'll tell you that in exodus 33 moses gets a glimpse of the back side of god because god's glory and his presence is so great probably just saw it through the glory hole you take a look at fucking god's arse and then what happened no he's looking through the glory

hole you got you know you got to look at him like like when you're looking at an eclipse like one of those boxes the hole and everything you gotta wear like welding goggles that god tells moses no man can look at me and live don't look at me didn't he look at him we just saw his ass oh he just saw his butt yeah no man can look at me and live well fucking tone it down omniscient being why would he do that anyway well i made my you know fucking i'm like super crazy radiation man so whoopsie doodle sorry about that guys i could change it because i have literally i'm omnipotent yeah i'm gonna make it so this is whatever i want but yeah i kind of like the power ladies and gentlemen if god walked in the room to today we would die that's outstanding just by being in his presence secondly do we need another reason i mean that's

a good enough reason i'm okay with that what do i even care though so i'm a christian and see God, and God comes to me because he fucking loves me and wants to give me a bro hug or whatever. And then I die. What happens? I go to heaven, and I fucking hang out with him again. Sure. But then you die again. I'm basically just going to take a cycle. You're like, what's that?

You got quantum leaping around. For our freedom. You know what's important to God? Relationship. Walking into the room that way guys god doesn't want to coerce you into believing in him he doesn't then why is there hell yeah exactly right what are you talking about wait a second hey look look it'd be like go to work be like go to work be like all right all right uh sarah here's this project all right i want you to work on it now look i don't want to i don't want you to feel coerced or anything, but if you don't get it done

Thursday, you're fired and I'll rape your kids. Forever. But look, I don't want you to feel no pressure, no coercion. It's up to you whether you do it. That's so funny. Do a good job. Do a bad job. He doesn't want to coerce

you but yeah the whole fucking bible is a fucking is like a fucking better believe in me or i'm gonna cry big weepy tears it's fucking it's so ridiculous doesn't want to coerce you yeah whatever man he doesn't want to coerce you into following him he doesn't want to coerce you into following him he doesn't want to coerce you into loving him he wants you to come to him by faith god could not walk in this room in all of his glory without us dying and aside from that if if he did we would all say we would all just you – we would follow him because we had to. But we would also want to because we would know that that was God. Yeah.

You would just want – it's not have to. You'd want to do it at that point. You sold me. Sure. Right? Well, the thing is like I kind of – got to be honest. If there were a God and the God were to see me and say whatever the fuck to me, part of me would be like, fuck you, dude.

You're a douchebag. You know, like there's a huge part of me that's like, is it all true? Like you'd have to ask that. Like fucking is the Bible true? Is the Bible fucking 100% true or mostly true or whatever? And he's like, yeah, it's totally true. So you fucking drowned all the puppies when you fucking you killed everybody yeah fuck off yeah you know that is that is a good point right but i guess like his his i guess in in his imagined world you would

see this god and it would be so yeah you'd be love and whatever your heart would just be like and it would just open up and you'd be like, all is forgiven. I don't care about childhood cancer anymore. You'd be like, oh, barrel bombs. All is forgiven. It's fine. Little toddlers floating into the fucking Mediterranean. It's adorable. It's all good. Have nothing to do with our hearts, really.

And lastly, for our sanctification. Sanctification is just a $5 word for growing in your faith to become more like Jesus. The fuck? I don't have any idea what that means. I don't know what it means either. I can't explain it. And here's the thing, guys. By God revealing himself to us by faith, this amazing thing happens.

We don't get all the truth at one time well what if we die before we get the pieces we really need wait a minute we don't get all the truth at one time what if i fucking get hit by a bus before i get that piece that makes me not go to hell i feel like i should get all the pieces all at once the stakes are really high then you basically just have a whoopsie doodle i don't want to well i you know i see y'all down there in that lake of fire oh man that looks hot uh hey gabriel give me another iced tea i looks real hot down there nah i like the sweet tea i like that when i watch my little critters burn up i don't drink it till the spoon stands straight up they look like sea monkeys from up here get pieces of god and pieces

of god and as that happens we surrender more of our hearts and more of our hearts and he reveals more and we surrender more and he reveals more sometimes god can't you can't get all of it in at once no just you have to kind of work just the tip you gotta sort of give it some time just the tip and then you say okay okay it's fine sort of bottoming out on your fucking pelvic wall here. You just got to kind of pull back. I mean, not me, not me, but other people. This is what I've read. This is not my experience.

No, goodness, no. No, I'm just... I could fucking put a leg in there. Yeah, right on the... Yeah, I'm in. I'm in. No, yeah, it's me. Yeah.

Yeah, I'll get a friend. His name's Jerome. And we surrender more and we become more and more like him and what we do is we walk into a room like medusa and kill everyone that's what happens fucking doing a lot of surrendering that's all i know let me tell you surrender your anus god's a fucking dom man you want answers i think i'm entitled. You want answers. I want the truth. You can't handle the truth. All right, so this story is also from Right Wing Watch.

This is Sandy Rios. Hillary Clinton wants to legalize pedophilia. Yeah, she's going to say that out loud with her mouth. Let me turn this down because her fucking levels are always to the roof. I will tell you the next thing is that the play is not necessarily for gay rights

or transgender. The play is for pedophilia. They're going to call it Minor Attracted Persons, MAP, and what it's going to be, when you look online at YouTube,

I encourage your listeners to look at a video on there. It's been up there for a while. Now everybody's catching on to it. They'll probably take it down, so if you can strip it and put it onto your computer, you might want to do that. It was from Jeremiah Films back in the 90s. It's been up there for a while. Now everybody's catching on to it. They'll probably take it down, so if you can strip it and put it onto your computer, you might want to

do that. It was from Jeremiah Films back in the 90s. It was called AIDS, What You Haven't Been Told. AIDS, What You Haven't Been Told, an hour long, shows you back in 1991 when they did the march on D.C. for AIDS awareness. Everybody who was under that canvas

with Bill Clinton as they got that money to become president in 92. NAMBLA. NAMBLA? What? Did they have a banner? A bunch of people marched on Washington. It was like, we hate having terrible diseases.

And the fucking pedophiles were like, yeah, I want on that train to fuck kids. No, yeah, that's such as you do. What is the connection? You tack your train to that, and then you walk up to Bill Bill Clinton and you say, I'm from NAMBLA. Here's my banner that has a child getting fucked by a man. We'd like to give you a lot of money. And Bill's like,

sure. Sounds great. Do you have any younger ladies that I could stick a cigar in, maybe? That's distressingly accurate. All those folks were coming after your kids. Get them before 8 or it's too late. Before 8 or it's too late?

Too late for what? Too late for bedtime? What are we talking about here? What? No, there is no group before it's too late. They're not marching on Washington. No group, no pedophile group is marching anywhere. They would get fucking beat to shit.

There is no street in America where the pedophiles march down openly like, where are Toad's pedophiles? They would get the fucking – they would get attacked everywhere they went, and they would get a fucking – there is no place they would be safe. I mean there's a lot of demonization because they keep on – now they're trying to scare us with, well, that's what's coming next. I don't know why they keep doing the that's what's coming next thing because you're like, well, people are already – Because they think of this as dominoes, man. They think of this as like, oh, look, first it was gay marriage and then they have to pause and think about what second is because that was their – and they're like, oh, now it's transgender. Okay, well, then it'll be pedophiles and it's like they don't what they don't understand is that transgender isn't a sexual orientation

they don't they don't they can't understand they don't get that they cannot understand right that's totally but they're just fucking baffled at that cut there is baffled by that as i am by non-binary gender right there is fucking like their fucking mind just won't do it it's like it's fucking throwing water at teflon it's right off that fucking thing it just won't do it it's like it's fucking throwing water at teflon it's right off that fucking thing it just won't even stick and then they're just like well what's the next worst thing and then they're just like pedophilia and it's like well okay fucking universally we all kind of agree that's awful nobody's pushing yeah but nobody's pushing for it because there's there's no consent that can be had like it doesn't make any sense we've talked about that a hundred times

like consent is the defining factor that determines whether or not sexual activity has an ethical component to it. With consent, fucking do whatever you want. With consent, it's like fucking all shit in your mouth. Who cares? Everybody's happy. Go to town. That's not my thing, man. I'm just saying.

If everybody says go. No, I would just remember in the flavor, and that's why I made that face. I'm sorry, man. I'm sorry., if everybody says go. No, I would just remember in the flavor, and that's why I made that face. Sorry, man. I'm sorry. A lot of greens. And they all set out their agenda going by 20 years. Every generation, they would push the ball forward. And that's basically what has happened.

In the 70s, they got the thing taken out for the DSM. And then we saw the Don't Ask, Don't Tell. Then we saw the repeal. And now we're seeing gay marriage. And you're going to see what we're setting up as a precedent. If kids can divorce their parents. If kids can divorce their parents. Who's married to their parents?

You mean like kids can choose another guardian? Is that what he's saying? I think it may be super extreme circumstances. Sure. Something like that may be possible. Maybe grandma isn't diddling me like dad was. Kids can make sex change decisions. If kids can make decisions about are you 48 and everything like that,

birth control fills up without parents' consent, then kids should be able to use Michelle Obama's words, be able to love who they want to love. Yeah, well, they can fucking love who they want to love. There's a difference between loving who you want to love and fucking somebody. Yeah, and the adult acting on it, right? Like a little girl comes up to you and is like, I love you. I want to have sex with you. You'd be like, yeah to love and fucking somebody. And the adult acting on it, right? Like a little girl comes up to you and is like, I love you, I want to have sex with you.

You'd be like, yeah, you're fucking eight. Like that's not a thing. I'm not going to touch you until you're ten. Like go away. Call me when you're in fifth grade, honey. Jesus. Standards. Let me tell you, there's going to be some grass on the field.

Oh, jeez, I hate this conversation. Pat, I have to interrupt you because of the time, but let me just say, unfortunately, everything that Pat just said is true. I love that. That's outstanding. That's great. That's outstanding. That's journalistic integrity. That's outstanding.

I've been talking about this stuff at a time, you know, 15 years ago when nobody, nobody could believe this. It was just too much. Just too much. But I remember debating Jocelyn Elders, the former Surgeon General of the United States, over a book she had endorsed that wanted to move the age of sexual consent down to 12. I got into a huge fight with her over that. And I can tell you the person who's primarily behind all of this, the UN Convention on the Rights of the Child, has been pushing for this since she was young, and that's Hillary Clinton. He's absolutely right.

Pedophilia is the next frontier, the next barrier they want to break down. It is absolutely amazing. Well, if they were going to knock the age of consent down to 12, then it wouldn't be pedophilia anymore. I was just going to say. You know what I mean? Then it's not pedophilia anymore because we're talking about people that can't consent. Now, if you were going to ask me what I think the age of consent would be, I would say, and this is being

completely honest, I would say that 17, 16, 17, I think you're old enough at that point to understand your body has needs and you want to have sex. I would imagine that a 16 or a 17-year-old could have sex with someone around that age and it wouldn't be a big deal. Now, if they were having sex with a 30-year-old, then that would be a little weird. That's the thing. But I think if you're staying within your age range, 16, 17, that kind of age range.

I also think that statutory rape when two people are young, like when they're both 14 or whatever and they're accusing – Bullshit. Bullshit. That's a silly thing to do. You're punishing a party or both parties for something that is pretty natural when it comes right down to it. I think that there's kind of almost got to be two considerations. Like what's the age gap between the parties involved? It seems like there needs to be some rational discussion.

If you're fucking your teacher, you're fucking your babysitter, you're fucking your whatever, that's a problem. That's a problem. And there's also a power dynamic in there, right? Oh, absolutely. dynamic in there right like absolutely police when it's up when it's a fucking uh you know a neighbor's dad or it's a you know it's a fucking uh it's a priest or whatever you know like there's a power dynamic in there that it that comes into play and that's something that needs to be considered i think you know it's it's funny we try to write these laws that are black and white where we say well 18 is the age of consent and black human sexuality doesn't work so different

yeah it's so different it just doesn't But you have to have some laws, right? Yeah. But I think it's almost got to be like a two-step. It's like if you're under the age of, let's say, 16 or 17, if you're under the age of 16 or 17, then the consideration should be the age gap between the parties. If it's like a 14-year-old and her 15-year-old boyfriend or vice versa, no harm, no foul here.

The parents need to get involved and have a conversation. the parents if the parents don't want them to have sex that's their problem it's not society it's not exactly nobody needs to go to jail it's not society's problem exactly they're both underage yeah did she fuck him did he fuck her like who they both so whatever they both go to fucking jail or they go both go to juvie sure like it doesn't make any sense so there needs to be some consideration of of the age differential when you're under the age of strict consent and then there should be an age of strict consent after which you know it's fucking it's on you right it's on you at 18 you can fuck a 40 year old you're fucking 80 year old well fucking that's weird i don't know that you can i don't know if they can do that it's like pushing a rope uphill

you know what i mean like it's just not a thing. It's a brave new world, man. It is. It's fucking Viagra. It's all you want, man. Fucking things can happen. I don't know. I don't want to know. No, I don't want to know.

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So we wind up a while back putting up the call to prayer. And this was years ago. We put up the call to prayer. And this was years ago. We put up the call to prayer and tons of people sent it in. And then somebody a couple weeks ago asked for it. And I said, well, sure. Here it's here. And we've gotten a ton of call to prayer. So many.

So many. So we're going to play a bunch of them this week. This one is actually someone wound up getting a bunch of clips of Alex Jones and they put it together and it wound up brilliant. This is Angie. So we're going to play this clip here. I am Alex Jones, and I can unequivocally tell you that Jesus Christ is obviously autistic or something. I feel sorry for him.

He's just a circus freak. Glory, and hail Satan. That's awesome. That's amazing. Amazing. Way to go. That's great. We got an image this week.

We're going to put it on this week's show notes. This is episode 299. We got an image of a non-binary gender glory hole that turned out really funny. So we're going to put that on this week's show notes. It is funny. It's very clever. Simple. For this week's show notes, also for the featured image as well as on the website, you can check out an image that Sarah sent that Sarah sent, uh, that was based on this week's chapter from Alex Jones.

Don't mention the reptiles. So take a look at it. We got a, a bunch of messages on Patreon this week. It looks like the update that Patreon put through on their iPhone app for iOS, um, wound up whenever you would play the fucking thing and then you would

navigate away from it. So just like everything, unless you just have it running and it's on your phone, it would keep playing but if you if you lock the screen say lock the screen just press the side of the thing to shut the screen off it would slowly fade out until it was gone or if you went to say play a game or you know text somebody if you've navigated away from it on your phone or the app on your phone it it would shut the show down. So people on Patreon were like, what the fuck is happening? So Patreon was not working. I sent them a message. The guy said, oh, thanks. We're looking into it. And then the next day they fixed it. So there is an app update for the iPhone app for Patreon. Update your app and it should work.

It worked for me this week. So if you're listening on Patreon, if you're a patron, I normally get a shot to one or two days early and you want to listen to it. There is a wee transfer link in there that you can play directly to it. Play basically plays in the same player as the Patreon thing. You can either use that one. You can get it to play. Um, now if you update the app time, we've got a message about monatomic gold. I like even the title monatomic gold. I like even the title. Monatomic gold, dude fails words forever.

You want to know the best part about this monatomic gold stuff? Almost every pure element, including gold, is always monatomic. In other words, monatomic gold is literally just gold. That's awesome. That's terrific. That's how elements work.

Thank you, Adam, for sending that in. That's terrific. That's awesome. Thank you. We got a message from Wes, and this is a call to prayer. It's great. It's great. It's great.

That's awesome. Tenacious D. I'm going to listen to Tenacious D on my ride home. That's awesome. That's great. That's so funny. The scatting he does is just fucking... It's fucking hilarious. It's amazing.

It's so fucking ridiculous. We got one from Bart as well. This is another call to prayer. Allahu Akbar. Allahu Akbar. Allahu Akbar. Allahu Akbar. Oh, Slayer. God.

I remember this song. I used to listen to this so much when I was a kid. Old times. I loved it. Oh, good stuff when I was a kid. Old times. I loved it. Oh, good stuff. This is a really good one. This one was sent in by Luke. We didn't see it because it was posted in the subreddit.

I must have missed it. Our subredditors are well water drinkers. So if you're interested in posting anything on there, sometimes we do check it out. And when I subscribe, I subscribe to it. So it should pop up on my feed. But I guess throughout the day, there's not enough upvotes to bring it into my all stuff. So it just doesn't make it. Yeah, I have to subscribe to it so it should pop up on my feed but i guess throughout the day there's not enough upvotes to bring it into my all stuff so it just doesn't make it yeah i have to navigate to it i have to go to it specifically so but uh our well water drinkers is our subreddit

and luke posted this in our subreddit so i'm gonna play it for you now i love it i fucking love this song. It's so stupid. I love it. I like the slowdown. Kind of slowed it down a little. It's good. Tone Locke had some good hooks, didn't he?

That's awesome, man. That's so fun. This song is so bad, and I, man. That's so fun. I'm just playing it so bad and I love it. That's good shit. That was good stuff, Luke. Thank you. Thank you. Got another one.

Another call to prayer. Here we go. Here we go. Here we go. Oh, it's so funny. It's awesome. That's fast. It's fucking killing it.

I love how fast it is. It's awesome. I can't believe I'm going to die for this. This is why we die. I know, dude. This is funny. Matt from Jake Land sent this in tom he's talking about uh the the world trade center he said uh hey guys uh your maths aren't maths one math singular your

math on 3 000 dead plus 5 000 more dead versus 100 000 dead made me think of something i'm getting a rough guess here but the amount of money spent on the wars so far could probably have built a Twin Towers for each of the original 3,000 dead. Like there could be 3,000 Twin Tower replicas in the U.S. Imagine the jobs that would have created. Yeah, but those will all just be potential targets for terrorists. Right. I mean, come on. If you build 3,000 more World Trade Centers, then the terrorists have won.

We got one from Anonymous Steve. Anonymous Steve said he, a long time ago, had kind of a problem with these. And then he sort of has come around and he's created his own call to prayer. Awesome. Oh, this is good stuff. This is good stuff. I love it. There, there, there.

That's great. You did a good job there of making it repeat. Nicely done. Way to go, Anonymous Steve. Patrick sent one in here's another call to prayer i love these i do too I think this is great. I'm so glad these are back.

Yeah, these are back. They make the email section real easy. I miss you guys so much. Here's another call to prayer. This is awesome. This is from Sean. That's great. I love it.

Oh, man. We got a message, Tom. Why don't you read this? This is from Rohan. Hey, guys. I'm an atheist and a regular listener to your podcast. I'm writing about episode 255 where the topic of the death penalty was discussed. I'm as liberal-minded as the next atheist, but unlike my fellow atheists, I don't know if I'm totally against the death penalty consider a kidnap rape and murder of a child i'd prefer not to the suspect's dna

evidence sperm is found in the victim hair blood stain and personal items from the victim are found in the suspect's home how should this heinous crime be punished yes any defense lawyer worth his or her salt can argue that level of violence in this case proves that the suspect is not in his right mind therefore the insanity defense is applicable putting to death the wrongly accused is also a reprehensible act utilizing the death penalty more judiciously is a more moral act what do you think well i went to um i was talking to tom about this earlier i went to uh when gacy was killed and i don't know if people are familiar he's one of the most notorious serial killers in history. So most people should know who John Wayne Gacy is.

Um, but John Wayne Gacy killed 30 some kids, boys, young boys. Um, no, I think drug them and rape them and kill them or something. He did some horrible shit to him.

And then he buried him in his crawl space, right? It's kind of hard to get around that kind of evidence. Like that's a, that's a little, it's a little difficult to be like, well, I didn't's kind of hard to get around that kind of evidence. That's a little ironclad. It's a little difficult to be like, well, I didn't know they were there. They're my friend's bodies.

I was just holding them for a friend. Exactly. Brought them over individually and we buried them together. But they killed him and I went to go see that. And years ago, I was a lot more conservative than I currently am. So at that point, I was totally for the death penalty. But I was convinced that while my emotions – I was very happy that he was killed. Emotionally, I was happy because he hurt other people, and I think that there's some sort of justice in that, in someone being murdered for murdering many other people. It's not just one person. There's not an eye for an eye. We're talking about, you know, he killed 30 some people. Yeah, sure. A monster like that being put down, to me, doesn't,

even today I look back on that and be like, yeah, fucking that dude totally deserved to die. Sure. But what convinced me off the death penalty is that my emotions shouldn't inform a policy decision and that this is a thing that we do where we say, look, this is a policy. You said it yourself. How is it that we decide what level of evidence is the thing that the guy gets put to death for? Because there's plenty of people who get put to

death and there have been people who've been exonerated after their death. So the death penalty in that sense, what it does is it, we're making a big blanket and we're smothering people inside of that, that, you know, shouldn't be. So you can't make, I don't think, I think it would be very difficult to make a good policy decision that allows for the death penalty and doesn't kill innocent people. Yeah. So don't mistake me from, I'm on the same page, right? Like, you know, the example I've always always given is like if somebody killed one of my loved ones, would I want to see them dead? I'd want to see them dead by my own fucking hands, right? Absolutely, yeah.

I'd want to watch the fucking life go out of them as I held them in my fucking hands. Sure. But what I want is not good policy because what I want is revenge. What I want is retribution, right? What I want is retribution, right? That's a base part of me that cannot inform large policy decisions that will affect and have global change across a population of people. That's not how you take a step back and behave objectively. That's a subjective behavior, and that's not how you should make good policies.

We got an image. I'm going to put it on this week's show notes. This is from Zero Serenity. And Zero Serenity sent in an image of one of the reptile people, Tom. This is one of the reptile people. No, man. This is that fucking weird dress-up fucking cosplay stuff. I'd hit that. Is it a furry if it's scaly?

Is there a scalies conference? It looks like spandex on this girl, and I'd hit that. That's all I'm saying. I don't care. I'll move the tail out of the way. I wouldn't. You liar. You fucking liar.

That tail's a plug. Dude, one for me, one for you. You would grab onto those horns, and you'd wait till morning. Are you kidding me? We got a bunch of messages about this. Different places that had outlawed. Sarah sent this in. She said in Montreal, women were banned from certain swimming pools on certain days in Jewish neighborhood because women have cooties and send them to hell. A bunch of people sent in messages about this.

Specifically, different neighborhoods have different ways in which they do this sort of thing. And you're catering to your neighborhood, I guess. If you're in an ultra-Orthodox neighborhood in the middle of fucking new york where nobody else is going to show up except for people in their tuxedos then right you know whatever they splash one a water yeah they're like oh i have fun swimming and then it beads up because they're jewish so it just it just it gets stuck in their weird side curls it makes those actually they're straight when they come in on a human day and then as soon as they put the water it's like bring your own they all turn into fucking uh they

all turn into orphan annie oh god here's another uh call to prayers now i'm not i'm not gonna play this whole thing because this one's really long so remember to keep these short folks um this is from this is from celia and celia sent this in now remember to keep these short i am gonna fade out on this one because this is like 45 seconds. I can't play one that's 45 seconds. The sweet spot for these is definitely under 30, probably under 20. You want to keep these short. Like a full sex act. See, I would listen to this song all day.

I love this song. I think the video is hilarious. I think this guy's fucking genius, man. I looked up the lyrics for this song. It's better just to listen to it in Korean. Yeah, is it? See, I gotta fade it out here. Yeah, it goes too long.

Sorry, but you gotta get them a little faster than that. We gotta skip the old sexy lady part and go right back to a lot of that part. But nice job. That was good. I love that song so much. Oh, gosh. This is fucking Jerry Jones.

This is so funny. Jerry Jones is a weird owner of the Dallas Cowboys, and this is him talking about, well, we'll just let you listen to it. I think that's part of leadership is to have some of the guys that have gone before that have been disappointed to share it with everybody involved. For me, it's a reminder. I, too, have been here 23 years, and it is a reminder. I've been here when it was glory hole days, and I've been here when it wasn't. It is a reminder I've been here when it was glory hole days, and I've been here when it wasn't. And so having said that, I want me some glory hole.

I've been here when it was glory hole days. I love a good glory hole day. Well done, sir. I remember the good old days when there was a glory hole in every bathroom. All right. Chicken in every pot and a glory hole in every bathroom. All right. Chicken in every pot and a glory hole in every bathroom. Well, next

week, it's our great hope, and it's already been solidified. He's definitely coming. It's happening. Thomas from Comedy Shoeshine, Atheistically Speaking, and Thomas and the Bible is going to be showing up. We're going to be reading the third chapter in the book The Biggest Secret by David Icke with him.

The whole thing, huh? And then we're going to be covering some news stories. He's just going to be in the studio. It could be that that show winds up being two full shows worth because it's just probably going to be so much fun to just hang out with him and just laugh. I love that guy. He's such a good guy. Such a fun guy. So we're hoping we can have him in studio, hang out, chill, and enjoy doing a show with him.

So that should be a lot of fun. That is our 300th episode coming up. Can you fucking believe that? I know. How many episodes do you think we got out of Everyone's a Critic before we stopped? Yeah. Am I right? I think pretty close.

Let me double check. 82 episodes. We've eclipsed that in so many ways. What is that? Four times more, almost four times more shows. That's amazing. I can't – And the thing is –

This is the show that wasn't going to succeed. And that one – and the funny thing is when we did that show, when we worked on that show, and even when we got to 82, it felt like a momentous – like, oh my god, it was so much to get just to that point. Now we're at 300 episodes. Oh my God, it was so much to get just to that point. Now we're at 300 episodes. Well, Tom, it should be great next time we'll take Thomas out for pizza and drinks and hang out and hopefully have a good time reading David Icke's book. It is my sincere hope that this time hanging out with Thomas, I am not climbing any scaffolding or arm wrestling for drinks. Oh, we're going to arm wrestle for drinks. Oh, man.

Not me. I'm not going to do that. I haven't beat you ever, so I'm not going to do that ever again. I'm done with that. But I will set up as many arm wrestling matches as I can that evening. We're going to go drink at CrossFit that night, so you're going to get beat. I'm going to get fucking owned. Owned! Well, we hope next time it should be a lot of fun

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