Cognitive Dissonance - Episode 344: Second Hand Store

Episode Date: February 20, 2017

This week on Cognitive Dissonance, Tom and Cecil cover more disturbing articles from recent news. The first story on the block, Pakistan bans Valentine’s Day for being Un-Islamic. No more heart shaped burkas for your sweetie. Faith-based organizations from Christian News express opposition to a St. Louis proposal adding Women who’ve aborted to the Non-Discrimination Ordinance. According to these groups: “This horrible piece of legislation will now force city residents to be unwilling participants in the abortion business by requiring business owners and individuals to tacitly approve any ‘reproductive health’ decisions made by their employees or tenants.” Did you know that pregnant women’s bodies aren’t their own because they are “hosts?” Oklahoma lawmaker states, “pregnant women’s bodies aren’t their own because they are “hosts.” Yup, we are still having the argument in 2017 that half of us are people. The cognitive dissonance that comes out of this story is astounding: “I believe one of the breakdowns in our society is that we have excluded the man out of all of these types of decisions,” he said. “I understand that they feel like that is their body,” he said of women. “I feel like it is separate — what I call them is, is you’re a ‘host.’ More disturbing stories from the news: Malaysia opening endorses “Gay cure” therapy through fasting. Serial pedophile priest Raymond Cheek gets his three-year sentence reduced to two years, so it was not a “life crushing life sentence.” Dave Daubenmire says “Public schools are engaged in The Spiritual Raping of Children...whatever that means… Lance Wallnau: Donald Trump evicted witchcraft from The White House Alex Jones: Lady Gaga is 'The Goddess Of Satan.' Stories covered in episode: -  

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took too long to cook. That's because somebody gave a shit about it while they were cooking it. Right? Exactly. Nobody gives a shit about fucking flash frying some fucking onion rings or making a pizza yesterday sticking it under a fucking heat lamp and letting it sit out until it's homeless. People scrape together three dollars to buy it slice by slice.

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This is Cognitive Dissonance. Every episode we blast anyone who gets in our way. We bring critical thinking, skepticism, and irreverence to any topic that makes the news, makes it big, or makes us mad it's skeptical it's political and there is no welcome at this is episode 344 of cognitive distance and this is the second time in two weeks that we have started recording at fucking 10 30 at night after working all day and we got to get up early tomorrow. So this is going to be another

slap happy fucking episode. I feel like I've been fucking punched by fucking silly pillow hands. That's what I feel like right now. You will be. I know. And I'm not worried in this corner. Oh, well, whatever. I I've read enough history. You to know the white guy always wins. I'm just, I'm fine. That's so true. Even if I hit him first, he'll get arrested. I'll selectively edit the video I take. So when they show up, I'd be like, no, yeah, no. Dash cam, dash cam.

A long black cock, long black cock. dash cam a long black cock long black cock a long black cock ah so this is a timely timely timely not timely anymore not anymore uh it's from the independent hey whatever whatever it's fine you, this weekend is kind of considered Valentine's weekend. Really? It goes for a whole how many days does that go? Because it's after. You could have done it before if you're

a premature ejaculator. You could do it before. What do you mean, if? Do you have return policy this story comes from the independent Pakistan bans Valentine's Day for being un-Islamic okay so way to be fun Pakistan

I guess oh man all that all that celebrating that Pakistanis were doing. Oh, let's get out and do something fun. Hallmark is just crying in their Cheerios right now. The.0000000001% of our revenue that went to

Pakistan. It's like fucking one fucking Hallmark card. I want to read part of the article. It says, The order was in response to a private petition which argued the festival promotes immorality, nudity and indecency. I'll be there at three. Under the guise of celebrating love.

It also promotes half naked children shooting people through the heart. Otherwise known as ISIS. So it is Islamic. It is Islamic at heart. It's Islamic at heart. There you go. Yeah. And you know,

it's like, it's like those, it's like those Red Bull commercials. Red Bull gives you wings. They just throw them off the building. You know what I mean? It's like that fluke time. Everybody,

every gay person over there is like a fluke time. They just throw them off the building. They're just as successful. Let's just burp. They just give, they give is like a fluke. They just throw them up. They're just as successful. Let's just burp. They just give, they give them all a red bow. Like I didn't work.

Yeah, that didn't work. That didn't work. Now that doesn't, this, this commercial must be some kind of metaphor. It's not working at all. We lose more people this way,

man. God. Yeah. So no more heart shaped burkas or fucking whatever you're going to buy your sweetie. It says in 2005. I got you some jewelry, honey, that nobody can see you wear because it's under your burlap ghost sack or whatever you're wearing.

Why don't you go fucking catch Pac-Man or whatever you got to do all day? She's wearing the blue one. Pac-Man catches her then. Yeah, you got to make sure you're either wearing the pink or the green, the red. Because if you start wearing the blue one, Pac-Man catches you. And that's, you don't want to be in that position. You come home to your many wives and it's like, this is Inky, this is Blinky, this is Clyde.

I'm going to throw Clyde off a roof. Well, when you throw them, they kind of go and they start like, they float down. That's why you can't throw the women off. You've got to stone them over there. This is the worst segment we've ever done. No,

it's not. So mean. It doesn't even buy. This doesn't even buy for third and the worst segment we've ever done. So I want to read another piece. It says in 2015, Pakistan's top Islamic clerical body. Hey,

now it's like a dad bod. How do you win that threat? I'm clerical body. What's the swimsuit body what's the swimsuit what's the swimsuit portion of that program look like the clerics come out sashaying in their cleric swimsuit they just have the big they have those burkas on too big old robes and shit and you get a burka and you you know what the whole country gets a burka and you can't take it off the clerical body threatened to issue a fatwa against the sale of condoms following reports

that they were being sold together with chocolate to mark Valentine's Day. Well, you just got to get a chocolate flavored condom and then you're good to go. It's like chocolate and peanut butter. Two great things. I seriously have no idea where I'm going to store my chocolate if you take away the comments. Actually, I just store it.

I store it in there, I microwave it, and then I just shoot it all in my mouth. It's like one of those pornos, except for it's brown instead of white. I'm not into the ebony stuff, man. That's not for me. That's not for me. They also have religious police in saudi arabia it says religious police banned the sale of valentine's day goods in 2008 telling shops to remove

all red items red peppers are just like what did i do exactly the fuck First aid bandages. No, you can't have those. But they had to remove all red items, a move which is said to have led to a black market. You've got this all mixed up. Oh, Pakistan. Oh, gosh.

Pakistan, bringing the fun since never. No. And you know, on Valentine's Day over there, do they have like a Hallmark card for the gang rape? Is that a thing they have? Like, do you all get the science? And the point that the psalmist is making is when a nation

sacrifices innocent children in abortion or infanticide, that is a sacrifice to demons it's like food for demons using that expression metaphorically what i mean by that is that act of the shedding of innocent blood the most innocent among us it empowers satanic forces uh some christian news uh St. Louis passed this proposal adding women who've aborted to non-discrimination ordinance. And I read this and the reason I decided to keep this story

is because it had to be necessary. Yeah. Right? Because this has to be a big enough deal that enough employers are like, how do they even find out? How do they even find out you've aborted anything? Well, it's not just employers. It's also people where you live.

Like, people you... Like, you can't rent. You can't rent. People don't want to rent to you if you've had an abortion. It says in part of the article, this is the people... This is actually because the article is slanted towards not... Like, this is a bad idea. Yeah, it's from Christian News.

This is Christian News. Yeah. So it's slanted, and it says, but faith-based organizations expressed opposition to the proposal, stating it instead promotes religious discrimination against those who don't want to be complicit in the evils of abortion. They're not asking you to steady the coat hanger. It's like a game of operation where it's like I hit the side. Hey, boss, I would be a little late today. Is there any way you can come over to the hospital and hold my legs while they shop vac me out?

Is that a possibility? Can you do that? No, you're not complicit in anything. It's none of your fucking business, man. Well, what about if you're the landlord? What about if you're running a home abortion clinic? I don't even know. I'm not sure how to finish that sentence because it's so patently absurd. You're renting?

It's like, okay, so I'm going to need your credit history. I'm going to need references from your last two places of residence. And I'm going to need your abortion history, please. I've had two. We're a one abortion limit sort of domicile here. What the fuck?

Or if they're running a home abortion place in your in your then all you have to do is just remove the garbage disposal and they can't do it anymore. We take that away. They won't have anywhere to get rid of the biomedical waste. You can tell a garbage day if it's like recycling garbage and then the

red bag with the fucking biohazard thing out there. It's just full of babies. It's just full of babies. It's just bags full of babies. It's just full of babies. It's just bags full of babies. Look, I've been a landlord. If the check clears on the first, I don't give a fuck what you do with that house. Babies.

Crystal meth, that's fine. Again, if the check clears on the first. Crystal meth babies, that's fine too. I'm going to go again with the check clears. I don't care. It says again, this is a person who is against the bill says this horrible piece of legislation will now force city residents to be unwilling participants in the abortion business by requiring business owners and individuals to tacitly approve of any reproductive health decisions made by their employees or tenants.

Tell me again. Yeah. How this is small government. This is the biggest possible government. I mean, because you got to tacitly approve every time I get filled up with baby batter. Like that's I do. I have to fucking run that up the ladder and be like, yeah. Hey, can I talk to the super real quick i just want to get fucked and i wanted to ask him if that's cool these

people that say small government they're like oh you know we're we're the party small this isn't small government this is fucking all up in your uterus yeah it's crowded up there too well it's less crowded once you have that abortion if they shop vac it out it's fine yeah plenty of room now you know it's it's it it is it's the same it's very similar to the hobby lobby thing right it's like you know your employer gets to decide what kind of birth control you have what kind of you know what kind of reproductive rights you have that's bullshit you know but that's that's all that's all tied into the problem of employer providedprovided medical benefits, right? This whole shenanigans where your employer is tied in any way to your medical-making decisions by providing a set of benefits or compensating for your purchase of a set of medical benefits. Like, your employer should have fucking nothing at all to do with your fucking medical decisions.

They shouldn't have anything to do with what decisions you make. And they certainly have no right to a thought about those decisions, right? Unless they adversely affect your ability to show up and do the fucking job. If they have any kind of say in it, they would probably be cool with the abortion. It's a lot cheaper than the fucking, than the baby. You know what I mean? Like the baby is a lot more expensive. Every time somebody gets pregnant at my work, I consider it terribly inconvenient. Of course. Yeah, of course. Yeah. And I know that at your work,

you just pass the shop back around. It goes station to station. I keep one in the corner, you know, just like, hey, I just have a, I just have a passive aggressive sign. It's like, please empty after every use. Management. Don't leave it full again, Karen.

It's more... It's sick of cleaning up your fetuses. It's always more full on a Monday. And wipe out the microwave. And those two things are very linked, actually. Why is the refrigerator full of fetuses again? Guys, bring your leftovers home. Or at least sell them to Planned Parenthood.

Do you sell a consignment? It's like a fucking baby thrift shop. It's the second hand store, but I can't guarantee they have two hands. They may only have one hand. Number of limbs. It's variable actually. The number of current listeners is variable.

Who's still listening to this thing? Abortions for all. Very well. No abortions for all. Very well. No abortions for anyone. Abortions for some, miniature American flags for others. So this comes from Vox, Oklahoma lawmaker,

pregnant women's bodies aren't their own because they are hosts. Kandarian demons. I love the signage from the protesters. Oklahoma leading the way dot, dot, dot backwards. I like that we live in a country where we have to have a sign that just says trust women. Right. Where that's a sign that's one of those things that you would need to say out loud.

Yeah. We're still having this argument in 2017, right? Exactly. We're just like, hey, you know, half of us are people. Oh. Just, you know, want to throw that out there. Yeah. Half of us are people. So what this bill is about is basically someone would have to get, the sexual partner would have to get a permission slip from their other sexual partner.

So the woman would have to get a permission slip from the man to get an abortion. And I want to read. I love that you're calling it a permission slip. It is. It sounds like when you send your kid on a field trip. Like, I, Tom, allow Jane to get an abortion. You got to sign at the bottom. Exactly.

What time is the bus coming? Three o'clock. Okay. And they're printed on a certain kind of paper, so you can't forge it. But anyway, I want to read the cognitive dissonance that comes out in this because it's so amazing. Representative Justin Humphrey said this. And so just so you can get the full taste of the cognitive dissonance that's so amazing. Representative Justin Humphrey said this, and so just so you can get the full taste of the cognitive dissonance

that's happening here. I believe one of the breakdowns in our society is that we have excluded the man out of all of these types of decisions. He said, I understand that they feel that it's their body. I understand that they feel like it's their body. I understand what they feel.

I just want to emphasize that it's not. Here's the thing. Nobody cares about your feelings, okay? He said of women, I feel like it's separate. What I call them is, is you're a host. What I call them. What I call them, those things, is a host. First of all, this guy never calls a woman.

Right? Because none of them will answer his calls anymore. No. Says, and you know when you enter into a relationship,

you're going to be that host. And so, you know, if you pre-know that, then take all precautions and don't get pregnant, he explained.

So, that's where I'm at. I'm like, hey, your body is your body and be responsible with it. But after you're irresponsible, then don't claim, well, I can just go have this, go and do this with another body when you are the host and you have invited that in. What the fuck? Seriously, like, like, it's totally fine. the host and you have invited that in. What the fuck? Seriously. It's totally fine. What he's trying to say is, look,

the man needs to be involved in these things. The man needs to be involved in this. He needs to give a permission slip because we think life begins the moment a penis enters a vagina. Okay, so life begins. Whether or not there's a life in there, it doesn't matter. We're going to pretend there's a life in there. And so he thinks that the man needs to be involved then. But the woman needs to be solely responsible for birth control.

The language that he's using is so crazily us and them, so crazily other, so insanely, insultingly misogynistic. Absolutely. crazily other so insanely, insultingly misogynistic. Like you couldn't, you couldn't be more like, eh, those disgusting, nasty, vile women with their stinky vaginas. Like he's just horrible.

They're like little stink fish and they just puke. They just puke shitty babies out of their fucking bed. Now the concern obviously is if this isn't bottled up in San Francisco, this kind of nonsense, then it's going to be spreading across the entire fruited plain. And you're going to be going to your Burger King in Des Moines, Iowa. And you're going to have a rainbow colored wrapper for your Whopper. So this story comes from Worldstar Hip Hop, Malaysia. This is gay style 1-0.

He can do it on his own. You bet he can. But he likes it better with strong bad, that's for sure. Oh, God, that's awesome. That's old. That's old school. Wow. I can count to G.

Malaysia openly endorses gay cure therapy. Malaysia urges gay people to cure their sexuality by fasting. Well, I don't think not eating food is going to make you want to fuck different genitals. I think it makes you hungry for the dick. Exactly. It's like, man, I haven't had any semen in a really long time. At a certain point, you're just like, you know what? I just eat semen at this point.

I'm really hungry. I skip breakfast. It's the semen replacement plan. It's like you have semen for breakfast, semen for lunch, and then a sensible dinner. And then bukkake for dessert. The weight melts off. Or slides down your face, you know,

one or the other. You actually scrape it off into a champagne glass. But anyway, cheers. But anyway, in the, I want to,

I want to mention, it says in the article, it says in the three minute video, I guess, Yakim, I don't know if I'm saying that right. Starts with a J and ends with an M.

Yakim said sexuality was like learning to ride a horse. Well, I mean, ifs with a J and ends with an M. Yakeem said sexuality was like learning to ride a horse. Yeah. I mean, if you're a dude and you like guys, it's like riding the baloney pony, I guess. A bucking bronco. I feel like this is a guy who fucks horses. I'm just saying.

Sexuality is like running to ride a horse. Do they get to wear those weird little, when they're learning about their sexuality, do they get to wear those little tuxedos that the people ride when they ride the horses and jump the poles? It's not get to, it's have to. It's have to.

It's have to. Oh, yeah. Right? Yeah. Wear the little hat, the derby. Oh, my God. Yeah, I mean, he thinks that gays can be cured. Right.

And it's funny because... Hold on, I want to read. I want to read. It says, some methods suggested for people to try to change their sexuality were to marry the opposite gender or to subdue... 100% foolproof. Just ask that preacher in Colorado. 100% foolproof foolproof plan

that is like the recipe for the worst life for two people he's thinking of a dude every time he inseminates his wife it's the only way he can do it oh god or to try to subdue sexual desire and when you do that the baby comes out gay that's how gay people if you think gay thoughts or to try to subdue sexual desire. And when you do that, the baby comes out gay.

That's how gay people are. If you think gay thoughts, right at the moment of ejaculation, you're just like, gay thoughts! Fuck! Oh, shit! The gay sperm are empowered and they fight their way to the front. Honey, fall down the stairs. I had a gay thought.

I'm sorry. It came over me. I found it on Pornhub. I was thinking about Tony at work and his tight, tight buttocks. The gardener, he was just like clipping those. I don't, it was just a one. Get his shirt off. I know. I know you fell down the stairs just yesterday. It's a thing.

And you know I look like Guy Fieri and I love Guy Fieri. I just, I just watch him eat those hoagies and I can't stand it. It says the 2010 Film Censorship Board of Malaysia said it would only allow depictions of homosexuals on screen if they repent or die.

They must love the movie Philadelphia. They love that movie. Oh God. Is he going to die? Tom Hanks is going to die real slow. There we go. Agonizing death. The entire movie. Well,

they like Brokeback Mountain. That guy dies. Oh God. They got to love Brokeback Mountain. Do they both die in Brokeback Mountain? Do they both? I don't remember. I don't know.

I know. Doesn't one guy get gay bashed to death? So maybe you can watch half the movie. Yeah, Gyllenhaal gets gay bashed to death and Ledger is just sad. He like hugs his coat or whatever. Any movie where gays die is good.

That is monstrous. That is so monstrous. What a garbage country Malaysia is. What a garbage country. You can only watch it if they repent or die. That's your option. This is a garbage country. You can only watch it if they repent or die. That's your option. This is a garbage place. That is an awful thing. And the guy who's saying this. You can watch

home movies from like ISIS though. I love this one. They can watch you know, the death of Matthew Shepard. Oh, Stoned Alone. This is great. I love this one. That's a good one. Oh, Learning to Fly.

No. No. Oh, how about Crash? No? Okay, that's after Learning to Fly. That's the sequel. Well, I thought that the point of the church was to worship God, and the boy fucking was just incidental.

No, it's just the other way around. The point of the church is the boy fucking. All the other stuff is just busy work. So this comes from some fucking random Australian news site. We can't figure out where from. ABC. Fucking Australia Internet or whatever they have there. Fucking backwards, swirly pants, fucking country,

a pedophile priest, Raymond cheek, Anglican church surprised by two year jail sentence. Uh, yeah, I was surprised by his two year jail sentence too. This guy fucked kids for like 30 years and they're like, they gave him a two year sentence.

Yeah. It says judge Birmingham sentence cheek to three years imprisonment, but reduced it to two, so it was not a crushing life sentence. And when you're 85, four minutes in jail is a life sentence. Yeah, I thought the same thing, too. It's like, is there some guarantee he makes it to 88?

Yeah. The motherfucker's 85 in prison. Yeah. And he's a child fucker. He's a child. He's an 85 year old defenseless fucking paper skinned liver spotted pedophile. Are you kidding me? I'd

shiv this guy. He'd be the first guy to shiv. I'd punch fucking holes in this guy like a three ring binder. Are you kidding me? You wouldn't even need a shiv. You could just use your fingers. Just pop them like a water balloon. Yeah, exactly.

Maybe Australian jail's different. Maybe they're fucking polite or something there. I don't know, but I doubt it because it's a fucking prison country. So I'm pretty sure they know how to prison down there. Exactly. It's probably just full of fucking

kangaroo spiders or whatever fucking howling koalas or whatever garbage they have there. I don't know how that country works. They spend all that

six-year sentence or whatever inside of a pouch of a kangaroo. It says, Cheek's defense lawyer, John Davies, said his client had predicted,

had a predicted life expectancy of just over six years and i was like six fucking years was he like diddling the kids and stealing their organs what the fuck how the fuck does he get six years 91 is his predicted age when i'm 85 i'm gonna be thinking 91 i'm gonna be like 91 all day bro let's do this but when i'm looking at it now, I'm like, dude, I'll be lucky to be 85. Look, I'll flip that back. I'll be lucky to hit 58.

85. What is this guy like a fucking marathoner? Are you kidding me? Oh, he's kidding. Really? He's amazing. Healthy. When he fucks those kids, he does it with Viv and Vigor. He wouldn't believe how long he could last. He's going to break a sweat. Yeah yeah i think that you

know the thing is is if he would have been caught for this 20 years ago they'd have given him 20 years in prison right but he's caught for it now and they're and they're giving him three years it's bullshit yeah that's the thing it's total bullshit die in jail like why would you look at this guy like i don't want him to die in jail i want him to die in jail he's a child fucker yeah like why we got to be nice to him we don't want him to die in jail. I want him to die in jail. He's a child fucker. Yeah. Like, we got to be nice to him. We don't want him to have. We don't want to ruin his life.

I'm sorry. He fucks children. Let's ruin his life. Yeah. Well, look at look at what, you know, these guys that get shuffled around by the Catholic Church happen. You know, that happens all the time. They get caught and then they get shuffled to like fucking Brazil

and then they're running their hand through some like native kid's hair over there. I remember that. I remember that. That guy just gets, he gets fucking transferred over. He's like, oh yeah, no problem.

I could just fuck kids down here because they don't care. They don't look up my past and I can go fuck kids wherever they move me to. They can move this guy around. You know, what if the church keeps him in as part of the group?

You know what I mean? They're like, oh, well, we're just going to hide him off in some rectory somewhere. He starts running a children's group somewhere. They do that. It happens all the fucking time. It does seem to be less than the Anglican church. So the Anglican church kind of came out and they're much less. They seem less complicit than the Catholic church.

The Catholic church seems aggressively complicit. Totally fine, yeah. Like, Let us know when you're out. Send us letters to let us know when you're out in advance so we can lube the kids up for you first. We'll pre-lube the boys. For a communion gift, they get KY. This is the body of Christ.

This is the body of Fernando. And this is how Fernando is going to enter you. Oh, God. He's going to transubstantiate right in your rectum. So last week, Tom, we might have had a premature ad. It happens to the best of us. It does. And you know, don't judge.

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this is from right wing watch Dave coach Dob and Meyer. That coach. Public school. Our coach. Not a coach.

I'm going to have to walk that back every time we do it. Because you want to say, you're from Chicago, so you want to say duck coach. And then you're like, no, no, no. Ditka is not like this guy. And I don't even like Ditka. Neither do I. He's like a Ditka. Yeah, neither do I. He's like a Republican asshole. Yeah, he's an asshole.

With a fucking crazy mustache. That thing's a mustache. He's got a fucking broom up there. That's what it is. The thing is, is he's got a long way to go between the bottom of his lip and his nose. He does have an excessive amount of lip space. And it's perfect for a mustache. It's like a dry erase board.

It's made for that sort of thing. It's like a fucking, yeah, it's like a fucking shoe brush on there. It's a street sweeper. David Almeyer, the coach. Not a coach. Not a coach. Public schools

are engaged in this spiritual raping of children. And that's why my boy goes to Montessori. Is that like the real rape of Nanking? In any way? No, but I do want to say before we... It's not at all.

Look at his face. It looks like he's dropping a deuce. It's totally a pooping face. He's all red and he's scrunching. He's like really pushing. I do want to point out real quick that there is an irony that the public schools are spiritually raping the kids

and the Catholic schools are physically raping the kids. Here we go. The education of the children is paramount. The Christian education of children is paramount to culture. It's essential to passing our values to

the next generation. Okay, if you think that this is super fucking important, then when your kids come home, teach them about Jeebus and all that. Or just keep them home and teach them about Jeebus. Right. I mean, you have that option, right? I mean, shit. You could teach them about nothing but Jeebus. It's not like

the kid comes home from school and you're like, well, I'm glad I don't have to teach you anything at all. The school raises you. I don't have to teach you anything at all. The school raises you. I don't do anything. The kid comes home and you're like, I don't know, it's fucking food and a bowl on the ground. I don't know how you work. I figured it out. I turned on this picture box for you.

So you sit in front of there and watch Fraggle Rock or whatever your kids watch today. Where do you guys poo? I don't know. Is there a litter box for you? You're kind? Really? It's called parenting, you stupid shit. Why can't we get godly people, Christians, and pastors to understand

the importance of putting money not into plasma TVs? Who buys a plasma TV in 2017? Really? It's LCD. It's LCD or bust at this point. Come on. What are you doing? A plasma TV? You broke-ass motherfucker.

Look at these people buying these big, large tube TVs. I know he's trying to say flat screen, but you can't even buy a TV that's not a flat screen. Where would you get? I don't even know. A box TV. That's like a lot thicker. They don't even sell it at Goodwill.

Goodwill doesn't even want that shit. Give one that's like 17 times thicker than that one. What do you have that weighs 100 pounds and takes up my entire house? Did you have a black and white TV and a giant console made by Zenith? Actually, I'll take a tiny one. If you could put a giant magnifying glass

in front of it, that would be tits. Praise and worship, but into the education of children. What would be tits. Praise and worship, but into the education of children. What's wrong with us? Why can't we see this? This need to be able to do this. Why can't we?

I don't know. Way to ask a rhetorical question, then answer it meaninglessly. Now, I've forgotten your question. All I know is your meaningless answer. I'm like, oh, you don't know. I don't i don't care nobody gives a shit what's going on is the raping the spiritual raping of children so oh coach that's pretty harsh words what is it see when we think of rape we think of sex know, rape doesn't always have to do with sex. He said he raped her.

Have you ever heard of somebody coming in and saying, well, that guy came in and he just raped that company. Or he came in and, man, he raped the foundation right off under those people. They didn't even know it. Raped the foundation? That's an energetic dude. That's aggressive. Yeah, we call him Jackhammer. God damn, I'm fucking, I wouldn't even be mad mad i'd just be impressed he's woody metalpecker i just be like i don't know

knock the whole thing down fucking bleeding all over the place whatever buddy do you like it foundation do you like it huh he's got to get that work done in under four hours he has to call a doctor we're being we're having spiritual rape take place right in front of us and the churches don't even recognize it and are doing anything to alter it this is big man this is big better for you to put a millstone around your neck i say and allow your children to be taught that homosexuality is normal and that two men can get married and two women can get married to expose that to a six-year-old seven-year-old eight-year-old nine-year-old 10 just keep counting 12 get older as years go by 14 I guess it's not a 14.

It's not as bad. Then the numbers get bigger as they add one to the prior number. I mean, could you imagine exposing a six-year-old to the fact that people love each other? What would they do? I don't even know what they would do. I literally don't even know. I don't even know. I can tell you.

What would happen? I have kids that know about gay people. What would happen, Tom? Well, they don't care. They go play Legos. That's it. They literally don't care. They go play Legos. Yeah. That's it. They literally don't care. It means nothing to them. It's like sometimes two boys love each other and he's like, yeah, okay, fucking

who cares? Can I get more peanut butter in my sandwich? It means nothing. It means nothing to a kid at all. It's not even a conversation. I cannot have a conversation with my 10-year-old. I can't do it about gay marriage. The conversation would go like this.

Sometimes two guys get married. He'd be like, fucking, can we go to noodles and company for lunch? Like he doesn't care at all. He doesn't care at all. It's it like he wants to watch YouTube. That's it means nothing.

I grew up in a generation where, uh, you know, the civil rights sort of just sort of, sort of was still bubbling over and ended a little bit right before I was born. Right. And so there was still animosity to black people in this country. Pretty, pretty bad when I was growing up. Sure. I grew up in a, in an area that constantly dropped the N word from where I was when I was growing up. I knew people who said it all the um and so uh and the fact is is like i grew up not racist i grew up thinking that was weird

and there's going to be kids that are going to grow up in the exact same way right where where you know like where gay marriage is a big deal for people in our generation and older right the younger generations are just like who what i don't understand what the big deal is there's there's no there's no controversy here so what so people like each other who cares yeah it's a total non-starter and so i feel like you know we've all i feel like your son is a great example i know it's just anecdotal but i can't imagine he's alone in this not caring about it and i and i even think because i grew up around you know my dad was prejudiced and i say prejudice my dad was racist you know what i mean like my dad was racist and i grew up around that i can't imagine that there's

going to be kids now that aren't going to grow up around homophobic parents that aren't just going to be like, that's fucking, I did. I just listened to that growing up, but man, it was just garbage. You know, it's ugly, right? Cause you, you're raised, the thing is that at some point your peers are a bigger influence on you than your parents. Right.

And, and that, that hits sooner rather than later in your life. And then it continues for the majority of your life. Right. Cause we're only raised by our parents, you know, as the primary figure that helps us through development for the first 12 years or so of a 70 or 80 year life. So most of your life, you're influenced more by your peers

than you are by your parents. So if your peers are like, yeah, man, that's not what we don't give a fuck. Then for most of your life, you're surrounded with people that don't give a fuck about that issue. Yeah, it's exactly it, right. And, and I, I, I find a lot of, and there's a great deal of hope in that. It's like, you know, I know that there's a lot of

people like Dobbin Meyer out there that are going to be like, oh man, this is the worst thing ever. This is the worst thing ever. And there's going to be a lot of kids that hear this, that you're going to hear this mantra. It's the worst thing ever. And there's going to be some kids that are going to fall into it and be like, yeah, it's the worst thing ever. And they're going to carry it on. Yeah. The repressed gay kids. But they are going to be, there's going to be a lot less of them. There's going to be a lot less of them as time goes on. It's just going to weed itself out. The Bible says they're going to eat their arms.

The Bible says they're going to eat their babies. Then it says they're going to eat their children. That's what people do when they get hungry. Oh, here we go. Jim Baker. This is Lance Wallen. Right wing watch. He's on the Jim Baker show. They're advertising a 440 watt portable fuel is power and a 273 serving food

bucket. What happens at day 274? 500 bucks for both of those things. What happens at day 274? You eat your kid. What a random number of meals. I eat my kid day three. I'm done with the bucket day one.

Man, if I have to go in the basement because there's a tornado, I'm eating one of them. Like that's's it I hear the siren go off like Donald Trump evicted white witchcraft from the White House wait what yeah that's what it said Donald Trump evicted witchcraft from the White House he also evicted the black

people maybe he got those should have said voodoo alright so this is Jim Baker. We really need a revolution. You already had one. You won. You're good.

You guys are fine. You were so happy. He didn't even need Viagra for like a week. He was so happy. Yes. I'm convinced if we as a church

would have stood up, as Lloyd says it all the time, against taking Bible out of the school, taking scriptures, prayer, and I was first grade.

But one woman. I met that woman. 1973, Roe vs. Wade. You gave her permission to talk and now you fucked up. Now you're going to have to fight with her to decide who talks for the next 40 seconds. Oh God, it's going to be great. And I asked Jim many times,

where was the church? Where was the church? Here's the thing. Why didn't the church come together and stand up? They're talking past each other. It's like an episode of Cognitive Distance. They all use the Constitution to why they all can march in the street.

Why can they march in the street? You just held up a fucking constitution. You never read it? No, he didn't. The fuck, man? He likes the way it holds in his hand, though. It's in the first ten things. Well, to be fair, they were, maybe it doesn't have the amended version. Maybe it doesn't have

the amended copy. He has version one. It doesn't have the amendments. And why they're all able to burn things down. I'm not saying to burn anything down, but they all say, well, the Constitution

has given us this right. Why didn't we say, we're not going to let it happen? We could have stopped it.? We could have stopped it. We really could have stopped it. What would you do to stop it? People have a right to express their opinion. What was the joy of the church going to go out and control its women folks?

They're showing images right now and they're talking about the women's march in D.C. Right. Which was entirely peaceful. And he said, go burn it down. Burn what down? They showed a picture that suggested there was smoke and shit, that there was fires and shit,

but the women's march was an entirely peaceful event across all the cities. There was no arrests. But they have sold us a bill of goods and we are peaceful people as Christians. And so we have let them. And it's gotten to the point where the church. Honestly, I met too many intelligent people that are on the inside that know.

If we hadn't had a change of presidents and leadership. The church would. The church is already dissolving, but there would have been almost a destruction, total end of the church, or at least it would have been pretty well underground. What does that have to do with anything?

I don't have any idea. We started, let's try to follow this train of thought. So I want to start first when I'm saying like, the church is too nice to stop people from protesting. He said, he said, he said, he said, they're, they're, they're burning shit down. They're in the, they're marching in the streets. We could have stopped it.

We could have stopped it, but we didn't because we're super nice Christians. And if we didn't get a new president, the church, which is dissolving, would have dissolved more faster underground. Sure. Instead of it would have been like a normal Drano, it would have been like a Walter White dissolved. Okay. Fair enough. Just right in the drum. Right in the drum or in the bathtub.

Whatever. Whatever. Well, you can't stop it, dude. I mean, almost what it feels like he's saying is he's giving Trump sort of him saying this is telling his church he's giving Trump approval to be more militant towards protesters. Right. I think he's saying, like, we're not going to do it as Christians.

But if you want to beat the shit out of some of them uppity women. Yeah. Oh, we'll just turn the other cheek. You know what I mean? It feels like he's saying, you know, it's okay that the women go out, and then they go out. That's okay. What else is there embedded

in that? I don't know. We could have stopped them. How would you have stopped them? Yeah, I mean, you physically have to stop them from doing it. I don't understand his points at all. This year, we're in right now. It's time that the church say no. No, you can't take our freedom of speech.

Who is? What? What? Wait, what? Fucking wait, what? Our freedom of speech. You're talking about the protesters, right? The march on Washington, right?

He's on TV talking. who's taking his freedom of speech you had every opportunity to march the other way or whatever how can we be that dumb that we are in the pulpit we're supposed to be orators we're supposed to speak and we're letting him tell us that we cannot speak the word of God. That is the foundation of our ministries and our denominations and everything we stand for. But we let them kind of say whatever you want. Talking about. He's saying it right.

He's literally saying it right now. Say it whenever you want. How do you go on TV and say, I can't speak? He does it every time. I know. His shtick is so... His gig. How is it not the most transparent shtick?

What's amazing is that no matter what, he's able to spin the dread. He's a dread spinner. Oh, he is good at it. And he spins it all the time. And I think that this lends himself... He's lending himself credibility by again appearing like the underdog. All of this protesting

is wonderful for his buy a bucket story. Absolutely. This is great. This is civil war. This is unrest. This is all of this shit. Buy buckets. And I'm just saying, people, don't sit down. Keep standing.

Because I believe God has the harvest coming. Absolutely. Do you have a scripture? Nobody's clapping. It's all canned. It's all canned. None of these people are clapping. Hold on a minute.

So when you were talking about... Not one of them. Not one of those old... Those people, they're so old, their bones are so brittle. You at least see one of them moving. Not a single motion. They're all comatose. They're all like, if you throw a ball at them,

one of them grabs the ball. It's like awakened now. Robin Williams comes out. It's a whole thing. They mic the audience. You just hear beep. Beep. Beep.

How many oxygen containers are in that audience? There's so much oxygen you can fucking scuba dive in that thing. Sounds like a whole room full of Darth Vader. They're saying, if you interview the people that are in Washington, some are saying one thing they're about is that immigration or it's about taking my rights away it's about abortion or it's about uh trump's misogynistic handling of women oh yeah they all had different opinions now listen to this no they didn't have different opinions all

those stem up to trump yeah those are all issues legitimate issues that people have some people are more concerned with one issue than another, but they're concerned generally about this list of horrible shit you just mentioned. All those things have to do with Trump. It's not like they're not all worried about the one overarching thing that has

all those bad qualities. When Paul was in Ephesus, what I believe is happening is there was a deliverance of the nation from the spirit of witchcraft in the Oval Office. The spirit of witchcraft was in the Oval Office.

It was about to intensify to a higher level demon principality. What was that? What was that? It was about to intensify to a higher level demon principality? He's a demon meteorologist if he would know like we had a cold front came in

did it kill an orc and it went up to like level 12 or whatever yeah no he used a vorpal weapon Jesus Christ I was just at this quiz why am I getting blamed for everything how old are four what's my saving throw against

demonic principalities? Couldn't you guys hear that? You want answers? I think I'm entitled to them. You want answers! I want the truth! You can't handle the truth! This story is from Right Wing Watch. This is Alex Jones. Lady Gaga is the goddess of Satan.

Wait, hold on. The goddess of Satan? The goddess of Satan. The goddess of Satan. Let, hold on. Wait, wait. The goddess of Satan? The goddess of Satan. The goddess of Satan. Let me say it for you. The goddess of Satan. Satan. Hold on.

Let me break it down. I got you, buddy. I got you, monotheism. I got you. Your monotheism is blowing my mind right now. I got you, buddy. It's monotheism. Christianity is a monotheistic religion

that has one God and then God's son who's also God and then a ghost that's also God. And then there's Satan who's also a God and then there's Lady Gaga who is no, that's just

she's also a Gaga and she is in a bad romance with. And then she calls God on the telephone. Now. Jesus Christ. Okay. So. He's outside recording because he's a fucking man of the people.

So it's going to be a shit recording. It's not going to be great. And we're not going to listen to the whole thing. I just want to hear his idea of what happened at the Super Bowl halftime show when Lady Gaga came out as the Riddler. Is this your outfit? No. Oh, it's great. Her outfit, she has like a sparkly outfit on and it's kind of spiky.

So she just looks like a villain. She looks like a super villain. Oh, that's awesome. When she jumped, it was actually really cool because she jumps, she's on a wire and she jumps off the like building and then floats down onto the stage. I thought when they first start showing it, they're showing her standing up on this big edge and they're showing the city behind her. I thought, my first thought was that must be a green screen or something behind her. She's on stage and they've green screened the city or something. And that's what we're seeing.

And so then when that's going to disappear in a second, but she really jumped off a thing and then like floated down. I was like off like the Domi. God, isn't that how one of the wrestlers died a long time ago? And one of the WWE things, one of the wrestlers died that way. Did he? Yeah, it was a fly system or whatever. He jumped and fell to his death in front of all the whole crowd.

One of the Ortons died that way. They should have done a better job with the fly system. He didn't fly. He got DDT'd. Call out the Undertaker. He hits the ground and the ref like immediately jumps on it's like boom boom boom all right so this is alex jones lady gaga is the goddess of satan i still don't get that right uh you can't now we hear about lady gaga who admittedly was part of the whole Pizzagate situation with the spirit cooking lady.

Admittedly, she was part of the Pizzagate. Didn't he step away from the Pizzagate thing? We heard a bunch of shit about him, like, stepping away from it. Clearly, he's not. No. And on Rogan, he sort of backed up and down and spun around that whole situation. Did he say that people are molesting kids? He said he was misquoted and that there's still

these massive pedophile rings. And he said there's all that shit in the emails. And then fucking Rogan and his team of goofballs look it up and they're like, oh yeah, we see it. Like, where's my 60,000 hot dogs or whatever it is? And like, yeah, they play right into all of it. They play right

into all of it on that interview. Do they really? They do. and they verify all of his facts, like, live. Rogan, like, questions and then somebody, yeah, I'm totally not kidding. Rogan questions him and is like, come on, really? Where's the evidence? And then his guy, like, Eric whatever the fuck,

is like, yeah, it's like right here, and it calls something up on the screen, and then Rogan's like, oh, I guess I can see it. It's verified. So who knows what they're finding, right? Right, I at the same time it's like okay let's say that this thing says where's my 60 000 hot dogs how do you know it means kids like like you had that requires the operation of someone else's mind or at least a fucking code book right not a code book made up online by someone else. That's not proof. That's just an email.

It's not, but these are guys that they have that conspiracy theorist mindset, right? Where they just find things. They go aberration hunting and then they find things and they decide that if A equals C, then C equals Z. That is just irresponsible on Rogan's part.

He is terribly irresponsible. The whole, I tried to listen to the episode. It's like fucking 13 hours long or something. Cause all of his fucking podcasts are six years long. I couldn't make it. How does he not get up and pee during the middle of that? Alex Jones does in the middle of the interview.

He's like, I got no piss. He's like, all right, go piss. It goes, pisses and fucking Rogan and Eric are chit chatting. And while he's pissing,

he doesn't edit any of this out. And then he comes back and he, it's and fucking rogan and eric are chit-chatting and while he's pissing he doesn't edit any of this out and then he comes back and he it's a fucking disaster it's the credulous means the meets meets the the fucking conspiracy theorist it's a total nightmare it's a it can't i can i contend it is a podcast that simply cannot be listened to it's crazy to me that he would just look it up and be like, yeah, what you said is confirmed. He may be saying what's in an email, but that doesn't mean that the fucking code is confirmed. The Aleister Crowley events, she

admits she has to sleep in her room with her at night because she believes a demon's going to attack her. Why the fuck would a demon? She's a goddess of Satan. Why the fuck would a demon attack her? You're ahead of yourself. Jesus, what a fucking a demon would be like, hey, I'll get you a fucking iced tea like what the fuck let me get you an Arnold

I'll bring in Arnold Palmer can I rub your feet or whatever what the fuck the demon would be on her side I love that that's why she has someone sleep with her like lots of people sleep with people that's people just generally like that

whether you believe in demons or not when she wears meat suits and you know does all these rituals and madonna does it too the organizers of the super bowl are deciding to defile america and break our will by having us bow down to this and she's reportedly going to be on top the super bowl they're saying she may cancel doing this on top of the Super Bowl. They're saying she may cancel doing this. On top of the stadium, ruling over everyone with drones everywhere surveilling them in a big swarm. Here's a fucking news

flash. There's a fucking million cameras there. It's the Super Bowl. They're already surveilling the audience, you fucking fool. There's a trillion cameras. There's 25 camera angles every single play in the Super Bowl. I love the idea that because she's on top, she's ruling over them.

You're just down there on the fucking kiss camera. I got to fuck you now because Lady Gaga is on top of us. Like, what? What? What a dumb fucking thing to say. gaga's on top of us like what what what a dumb fucking thing to say and you know the thing is like fucking alex jones is making it seem like it's a big deal that she's eccentric and she you know wears a meat suit she's an artist she's an artist your job is to be eccentric and push boundaries god it's so it's so weird i mean it's so fucking boring when they're like oh she wore

a meat suit so she's evil no she! She did it just to fucking, so people would like, you would fucking talk about it. Exactly, right? It's provocative to you. To just condition them that I am the goddess of Satan ruling over you with the rise of the robots in a ritual of lesser magic. The rise of the robots!

The rise of the robots! Lady Gaga! Lady Gaga! It's the rise of the robots lady gaga is the goddess of satan and she's ruling over the rise of the robots living in a fucking godzilla movie gojira danger lady gaga danger lady gaga i would do that around lady i would snap my i would get the grabby hands well that's why the grabby hands. Yeah. Well, that's why I have that restraint. Oh, that's one of the reasons. They have to tell you what they're planning in the future.

So they're saying, the rise of the machines is here. You are broken. You are fallen. And I squat on top of you and basically piss all over you. Here's the thing, though. Lady Gaga,

I think a lot of people would raise their hand and be like that's cool squat go ahead and squat up yeah no i really don't care what comes out actually whatever do you even squat bro just like weather at the hillary event she wore the clear nazi pure black uniform with the ss hat and the red insignia to again flaunt it rub it in dominate you and say i am the dark one, I am the beast. Is there a fucking hurricane going by? Why would you record this in the middle of a fucking windstorm?

Why would you do this? It's like he's standing next to a train. It's like he's standing on a train. Like, next to a train where church bells are going off. Remember that guy? All explosions are happening. They're by a place. They that guy? Explosions are happening. They're by a place,

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but no life up there. And his latte's spiked with semen. The rectum! I like how that ended. That's a good ending. I like that. It's good. If we ever have, if Pastor Manning does anything goofy in the future, I'll be sure to use it. Where'd he go? I don't know. He disappeared.

He's actually anti-Trump, I thought. He's anti-everybody, though. But I thought I saw him like really like going off on Trump. I don't know why he would be anti-Trump, though. Is he like a Ted Cruz fan? I'm not sure who he is. I don't think he likes anyone. I think his job is just dislike shit.

We have a Alex Jones arranged DuckTales theme.ales oh it's great for you i think this is great chemtrails resistance to tyrants is obedience to god chemtrails gay bomb yep that's it. Chemtrails. They got stuff that'll earn the freaking frauds. Then again, you say, a freaking gun. Gay.

Gay bomb. It's a gay bomb, baby. Chemtrails. That's it. I'm going to put the link on this episode of Show Notes. I love that. I think it's great. And it kind of made me miss DuckTales.

So we're going to put a link to this on this episode of Show Notes. I love this. There's a famous meme of a laughing Mexican guy who talking about something and they always put subtitles on it. Somebody did it to the wall that Trump is building. So it's very funny. Not only is the guy's laugh funny, but also the the way it's written out coincides so well with how he reacts. It's actually very, very funny. I love it.

I was cracking up. I thought this was great. Thanks, Mary, for sending in. We're going to put a link on this week's show notes. It takes you to a Facebook page. Got a message from Damien, and he says, the rule about not insulting another senator on the floor

isn't a dumb rule like you said on the show. The rule exists to keep discussion on topic at hand and not devolve into name calling. I still think it's a silly rule. I disagree. I think it's a silly rule. I think it's, you know, these people, I understand it shouldn't devolve into name calling, but the problem is when that rule exists, they will exploit that rule whenever they think they can and they have control of the house so both sides can do this and exploit that rule and shut someone up they can censor someone because all they have to do is say i think you're stepping

on this rule and then they have a vote and it's not that there's an objective way to decide whether or not it's a name calling. It's whether or not half the group there thinks it's name calling. That's how they decide. Yeah. I think this whole thing is goofy. Like colleagues can just act professionally. You don't have to have an arcane system of rules about who can call who a duty head, right? That's not how the rest of the world works. And that wasn't what happened. And I know you mentioned this in your email. That wasn't what happened there. She was quoting letters. Right. And you even say that they abused the rule. But the problem is, I think that they can abuse that rule at will as long as they have control. Sure. And so anytime anybody says

anything, and then specifically in a time when you're vetting someone for a job, to say whether or not they are competent at that job is sort of relevant to the conversation. Only entirely. So yeah, got a message. Uh, we've got a bunch of messages about, uh, riots and things that happen, uh, during, uh, protests. A lot of people, uh, conflated our views with Ishmael's views last week. Um, which is fine. I just, you know, I, I don't, I think that people weren't discriminating on what Ishmael's views were based on our views. I disagree with Ishmael fundamentally on a lot of things. But when he comes on the show, I don't want, I'm not going to argue with him.

It's not a debate show. So I'm just going to have a conversation with him. And I may push back here and there, but I'm not looking to argue him out of his position. We're here to make jokes. Yeah, we're here to make jokes and kid around and also find out what his position is, right? Right. You were exposed last week to a position that I think is very different from ours and you survived.

I didn't. Kudos. Good for you. You're still here. You know, it's funny because a lot of people really get upset when they hear an alternate position and they think, oh my God, why didn't you push back? And it's like, well, that's his opinion. Like, I don't care. I'm not it's like, well, that's his opinion. I don't care. I'm not going to try to argue him out of his position. I don't

care what he thinks. I mean, I do care what he thinks because I like him, but I don't want to argue him out of what he thinks. That's not up to me. Ishmael and I don't agree at all on the use of violence, for example. We disagree

fundamentally on that, but in case you didn't think... We disagree fundamentally on that. But in case you didn't notice, the pillow hands conversation was reasonably lighthearted. That was a silly, fun conversation where we criticized the technique of the puncher more than we did get into the meat of the issue.

That's kind of what we do here. This is a fundamentally silly show. We got a message, though, a bunch of messages about destruction of property. And Christian writes in and says the whole point of protests is and such is to get people in power to listen to you. You start with a vote. Then the politician breaks their promises. Then you move on to a petition.

Then it gets ignored. Then rallies still ignored. Massive protests gets ignored. Then rallies, still ignored. Massive protests, still ignored. At this point, when the government, which is supposed to rule for the people, what's left? All normal channels and escalation have been used, so escalate again. Set dumpster fires and smash a window.

If they only care about themselves and their property, destroy their property. Last resort, outright violence. What people don't understand when they say this sort of thing and when they get into this conversation, and this happens all the time, whenever you mention you say, I'm against violent protests,

and I say this all the time, I'm against violent protests, I don't like violent protests, I think it's a bad idea. And people will say, well, you know, the tea party, the original, not the fucking tea party from like five years ago. No, I know what you mean, yeah, yeah, right. Well, the tea party, when they threw all the tea into the Boston Harbor or whatever, when they threw all that tea in, wherever the fuck it No, I know what you mean. Yeah, yeah, right. Well, the tea party, when they threw all the tea into the Boston Harbor or whatever, when they threw all that tea

in, wherever the fuck it was, I don't even know. You know what it was? It was 200 years ago in a world that doesn't exist anymore. Well, but they'll use that as an example. They'll say, this is the exact, you know, violent protest is necessary sometimes. And I'll say, yeah, if you're going to

use the tea party as your example, sure, violent protest is necessary when you have I'll say, yeah, if you're going to use the Tea Party as your example, sure. Violent protest is necessary when you have a monarchy that is oppressing you from across an ocean. Sure. It's fucking absolutely necessary at that point. But what people don't understand is when you look at what's happening today and you say, okay, well, we voted and they didn't listen. And then they did this and they didn't listen. They didn't listen. They didn't listen, and then they did this, and they didn't listen, they didn't listen, they didn't listen. If you're going to go to that next level and you're going to say, okay, well, we're going

to go to violence now. You can't go back down. You can't de-escalate from the violence, right? Because nobody's going to take you seriously the moment you go smash windows and burn dumpsters and break shit. And then you come back and say, you know what? I'd really like to talk about it now. Nobody's going to want to have that fucking conversation with you after you've already delegitimized everything by stepping past it. Once you escalate to violence, the next thing is violent overthrow of the government. And nobody wants that. Nobody wants the violent overthrow of the government. That's a really bad idea.

There's plenty of channels that we can still work through. So we got a message from Rudari. We did. And I just want to say, Evan, feed the fucking cats for fuck's sake. We got a message. This is from Mark. And Mark explained to us that the Republicans did some obstruction on Obama during the Obama presidency. Both Republicans and Democrats have increasingly used parliamentary procedures to push their agenda

over bipartisan agreement. And I think that's very accurate. He wrote a long email, sent some links about what's going on in government. And I really do feel like, you know, we are in a time now where there's a lot of stalling tactics. It feels like they both are just more than happy to use whatever parliamentary procedures are necessary to slow down any kind of governing that takes place, right? Like, we're at a place where we don't make decisions, we stall decisions. And it is intensely frustrating. It really is. We got a message.

This is from Tim. And Tim made a song for us. He did. So we're. We got a message. This is from Tim and Tim made a song for us. So we're going to play this song. Thank you, Tim. You've seen the glory of the coming of the Trump. His mind is sick, he has no dick, yet his daughters he'd like to hum. Go fuck yourselves, America, for electing such a cunt, his tiny hands keep signing on. Glory, glory, holy Trump, we want to thank several people. First, we would like to thank Elsa for sending in a crocheted cock. Yeah, I guess we'll say

thank you. That's what Gary has in his hand now. Gary's got a black cock in his hand. So we want to thank her. She also sent in a toothpaste called Vegemite, which should be never going to ever be consumed. Toothpaste, huh? It looks disgusting. Nice. Okay, well,

maybe it's cavity fighting. It's for you, Cecil. It's never going to ever be consumed. Toothpaste, huh? It looks disgusting. Nice. Okay. Well, that's... Maybe it's cavity fighting. Cecil, it's for you. We also got a whole bunch of vagina hats that I'm going to give away from Dorothy. So, Dorothy, thank you so much. My wife's going to be the proud owner of one of these, and I think she's going to give some to her friends. So, thank you very much, Dorothy, for sending those in.

We also got our favorite sign of all time, Tom. We're going to hang it on the door in Glory Hole Studios. It's beautiful. We talked about it when we went to Cracker Barrel years ago. Oh, God. Somehow. We lost it when we saw that sign. Somehow it passed the boardroom where they said,

you know what we should do is make a whale cutout. Make a whale cutout. And on it, we should do is make a whale cutout of us, make a whale cutout and on it. We should just say whale come. Someone sent us a whale come sign, which I cannot wait to hang on the door. It's so amazing. It is

so amazing. Thank you so much. I don't know who it was because the name on it was scratched off from the from the thing. So I'm not sure who sent that, but whoever sent it, thank you. Thank you, Batman. Thank you. You're the hero we need. That's going to wrap it up for this week. We are going to have

Marshawn, hopefully next week. We're going to be talking to him Sunday before our live stream, which will have happened yesterday. But you can watch on live stream or on YouTube. I think at this point I will have had it happened yesterday, but you can watch on live stream or on YouTube. I think at this point I will have had it on YouTube. So you can watch the hour live stream that we put on. We'll probably also link it on Patreon.

So if you're a patron supporter, you can check it out there. I'll probably be on both of our social medias as well. So you can check out the link to that live stream. If you watch it on live stream, you can on your mobile device. You don't actually have to watch it on live stream. You can just like I like I do. You could just listen to it, close the window, you know, set your lock screen or whatever and just listen to it on live stream.

But I don't think you can do that on YouTube without paying for it. But you can check us out. We're going to be doing a live stream. We're probably going to be at this point right now. It's our plan to cover Trump's press conference that he just had today. So we're going to hopefully cover that

on Sunday. And then we will have Marsh on next week as an interview. We're going to be talking about fake news and bad PR with Marsh from the Merseyside Skeptics. So that should be pretty great. So that's going to wrap it up for this interview, we're going to be talking about fake news and bad PR with Marsh from the Merseyside Skeptics. So that should be pretty great. So it's going to wrap it up for this week.

We're going to leave you like we always do with the Skeptics' Creed. Credulity is not a virtue. It's fortune cookie cutter, mommy issue, hypno-Babylon bullshit. Couched in Scientician, Double Bubble, Toil and Trouble, Pseudo-Quasi-Alternative, Acupunctuating, Pressurized, Stereogram, Pyramidal, Free Energy, Healing, Water, Downward Spiral, Brain Dead, Pan, Sales Pitch, Lateot cards, psychic healing, crystal balls, bigfoot, yeti, aliens, churches, mosques and synagogues, temples, dragons, giant worms, atlantis, dolphins, truthers, birthers, witches, wizards, vaccine nuts, shaman healers, evangelists, conspiracy, double speak stigmata nonsense. Expose your signs. Thrust your hands, bloody, evidential, conclusive.

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