Cognitive Dissonance - Episode 364: Angel on Your Shoulder

Episode Date: June 19, 2017

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Glory hole, motherfuckers. Hey guys, I don't think you should rush to judgment on the scientific literacy of the Mozambicans. They're following the scientific method. They have a hypothesis. Do bald people have gold in their head?

And they're testing it. I'm sure there's a double-blind experiment that they're going to get to before they got arrested where they would crack open the heads of a few haired people and, you know, compare the results. This is the scientific method in progress. How dare you impugn that? Tom and Cecil, I gotta say your last show when you insulted rodents, that was incredibly offensive. I mean, I like cats and dogs, but ultimately I'm a rat person. They're smart, they're sweet,

person, they're smart, they're sweet, cute, loyal, affectionate. I actually have three pet rats, and I love them to death. And I gotta just tell you this, you might want to just look out at the next time you're at the glory hole, because I may just train my pet rats to bite your dick off. Later, guys. Hey, Cecil. Hey, Tom. This is Andrew from Breckenridge, Colorado. I wanted to let you guys know it was my birthday the other day, and one of my spiritual friends tried to get me a rock to help with my chakra. She got insulted when I refused it.

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And there is no welcome app, but you would be welcome to check out our new show Citation Needed. So Cecil. Yeah. Did you know we have a new show it's called citation needed I hear really good things oh yeah it's uh what I'm doing is and I know you might not catch this this what I'm trying to do I know I and so bear me. I will. I'm trying to subtly slip this in to our intro. Subtle. In a way that our existing audience, many of whom have not yet checked out our new show, Citation Needed, may not notice.

Sure. Because of my subtlety. Your subtlety. Yeah. You are a master. I have what is known as a gentle touch. Of slipping it in. Subtly.

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I don't know what that means. Yeah. So check out our new show it's four best friends and eli bosnick you guys are gonna love it it's it's a lot of fun you are you literally are staring into virtually the unvarnished energy of satan himself when you come up against the forces that are pushing the homosexual agenda forward. So let's start with this story from Right Wing Watch. This is David Whitney. What the fuck? David Whitney asked, which is worse? So this is a legitimate question. Which is worse? Which is worse? Sure. Terrorism. Okay. So that's on the one hand. Or Ariana Grande's promotion of Satanism and sodomy.

Okay. I do have some issue with the presuppositions built into the question. I have no problem with Ariana Grande and sodomy. None whatsoever. That's what I mean. She's like a 23-year-old.

If she wants. Probably bounce a quarter off that thing. You know what I mean. She's like a 23 year old. If she wants, probably bounce a quarter off. You know what I mean? Good for you, young lady. She's promoting it. Yeah, that's great.

Right. If she wants to throw a little Satanism in there, I'll throw the horns up while we're in. No, that's fine. It's no big deal. You know, we'll get a pitch fork.

We'll fucking play some games. I'll wear red tights. I like it. Or you can, she can, you can. She would rock some games I'll wear red tights or you can she can she would rock she would rock the red tights you on the other hand probably not no probably not fucking leg hair poking through the tights

your members can always squash to one side it's never really a good look I'd wear compression shorts or something you know really really that's how you talk tape that fucker down Good luck. I'd wear compression shorts or something. Really tighten it in there. That's how you talk, actually.

Tape that fucker down. One piece of scotch tape. One. It's the tiniest piece of scotch. Like that stuff you buy for presents where it's a quarter inch size. You know what I do is I just take a little bit of ticky-tack that you put posters on the wall with

and I put that on anything. Oh, no. I use Command from 3M. It's never coming off. I use Gorilla Glue. Oh, it expanded. All right. So this is David Whitney.

I've never heard of this pop singer. So I kind of did a little research on who she was and what she was about. I did a little research. I know, right? I jerked off to all of her videos. I'm pretty much an expert. I did a little research. Tell you what, when I was fucking my wife,

I was thinking of those videos. I ran through literally all my KY. I had to get the Crisco. Had to, got to, got to. It makes this nice fried chicken smell. I kind of like it. The nice thing about using Crisco is you can repurpose it. Yeah, that's Caesar dressing.

That's house dressing. I added the salt. It's not so much Caesar as it is Cecil dressing. And looking into her every time. That's a great way to come back. So anyway, I'm in a speculum play. It's a whole thing. It's a whole thing. I got a...

Hello in there. If you don't want me to look into you, why don't you let me break out the mag light? All right? I'm playing... Ma'am, do you know how fast I was going back there? If you don't want me to look into you, why don't you let me break out the mag light? All right. Ma'am, do you know how fast I was going back there? When I stick it in, her whole belly lights up. She's like E.T.

Babe, we're going to play a little game called Jack-O-Lantern. Oh, God. It's like the alien from fucking like, it's like burger to burger to burger. See the light underneath it. Fucking amazing. You ever take a flashlight? Hold on. Wait.

No, no. I thought you were going somewhere else. In my mouth, yeah, sure. And your face kind of lights up. Yeah, yeah. It's like that, but a pussy. Hope it's a waterproof flashlight. I shorted it out.

God damn it. These mag lights take the magnum condoms. You gotta roll that over the front of it. It diffuses the light though. They won't even sell those to me. They're just like, no. Just no. You don't need this. Are you going to fister?

Because that's the only way to sell this to me. Are you buying this for a friend? Bring your friend Jerome in and I'll sell them to you. Are you buying this for a friend? Bring your friend Jerome in. I'm going to sell him to you. Sir, you are far too white to need this condom. What she stands for is quite eye-opening.

This guy is amazing! This guy came in his own beard looking at Hannah Grande. She's an advocate, an open advocate for sodomy. Okay, great. Fucking high five, Ariana Grande. Frequently speaks of her interaction with demons. That's right, demons.

No, she doesn't. She speaks frequently of her interaction with demons. That just isn't... Is demons a metaphor for gay people? Yeah. I think so. I don't know. I can't even imagine. He's just making it up. It doesn't matter.

That's true. I just have to think that it comes from somewhere other than his fucking jerk-off fantasies that the rest of this opening argument was about. She was raised, actually actually in a Christian household, but now clearly rejects everything that Christianity stands for. And she states that she did so for a particular reason,

because her brother is a sodomite. And so Christianity. Yeah, I'm sure that's exactly how she phrased it. I'm sure she phrased it as, I've rejected everything that Christianity stands for because my brother is a sodomite. Not, I love sure that's exactly how she phrased it. I'm sure she phrased it as, I've rejected everything that Christianity stands for because my brother is a sodomite. Not, I love my gay brother, and I'm tired of being judged by a bunch of bigots.

Exactly. You know, suddenly when you hate a person that someone loves, they might just be like, oh, maybe that belief system kind of sucks. Yeah, maybe he should get the flashlight out of his rectum. I wrecked him and nearly killed him she threw out lock stock and barrel for that reason she's embraced not only sodomy but a satanic cult religion or i shouldn't say religion belief system that is called kabbalah it's a jewish

occult belief system that is the opposite in in a sense, of our Christian faith. It appears this Ariana is like the Pied Piper of Hamlet, leading a whole generation of young people, and indeed some very young people, to a very dangerous place. Indeed, a dangerous woman leading them down this dangerous road. He should just use the dangerous word dangerously more times indeed. Indeed, he should dangerously, dangerously lead them down a dangerous indeed path. The fuck he wrote this down?

He's reading off his notes. I know, I know. That's the thing. He's not fucking extemporaneously speaking right now. He's working off his notes. This is the best that he had to come up with when he had time to put his thoughts together. And access to a thesaurus.

Jesus Christ, man. And what about if I use the word indeed again? I haven't used that in, I don't know, one, two, three words. Well, you know, what are they talking about here? He keeps on talking about how dangerous she is. Dangerous, dangerous, dangerous. She's dangerous because some Muslim decided to blow himself up at that concert. She's dangerous, dangerous, dangerous. She's dangerous because some Muslim decided to blow himself up at that concert. She's dangerous

because of that? No, I think what he's saying is she's dangerous because people will follow her and become gay. Or they will follow her because she approves of homosexuality. But that's not real danger. Oh, no, it's complete nonsense. Nobody's going to be like, you're talking about her, though, because

people blew themselves up at a concert. I know, but I think they want to blame her. Like, bad things happen. Like, the hurricane hit, you know, New Orleans because there's a fun. But, you know, right. So it's that sort of thing. Right. Like, why didn't it hit the George Strait concert or whatever other hillbilly music these fucking garbage people listen to?

Like, I don't know. But like, I don't know. I don't know. What is that country shit? Right, yeah. Whatever. This idea that you're going to listen to a pop song and be like, good pop song. I think I'll get fucked in the ass.

Nobody ever, well, very few people say that. It'd be a great song. I have a taste for cock now. Yeah, right? Yeah. Man, that be a great song i have a taste for cock now yeah right yeah man that was a great song no probably not now what's not surprising however is that she is wildly successful famous and rich because because she's wildly beautiful and talented right she's pretty young and sings yeah exactly so and had and and was. Right. She's pretty young and sings. Yeah, exactly. And was incredibly lucky because there's plenty of pretty young, good singers out there.

Right. Just happened to be incredibly lucky to be one of the people who got picked up by a record label. Oh, and white. Yeah. Because that helps. Yeah. People who make a pact with the devil and sell themselves to Satan, he often rewards them. I would do that right

now. Satan! Satan, come on down! Come on! I want lots of... You just turned him on and then off, Tom. God damn it. Back on. Where are you at? Can I go to a crossroads? Show me where

I can sell something to this motherfucker. I'll sell him whatever he wants to fucking buy. Especially if he's like, and to be famous forever. I have a fucking laundry list of shit that I want. If I could just get it by selling my imagination to him or whatever he needs, fine. Fine.

Or good shit, I don't care. I want your fiddle of gold or whatever fucking guy. I want to play the classical guitar real good, like Ralph Macchio Milhouse is going to have your soul and he's going to be running around with it with riches and fame and uh

sounds fucking great sounds amazing yeah I know like what are you going to sell for a fucking sack of millet turns out that doesn't buy a lot she sold it for riches and fame you're selling your fucking soul I'll take a cheeseburger turns out that doesn't buy a lot. She sold it for riches and fame. You're selling your fucking soul.

I'll take a cheeseburger. I'll take some cheesy oats. Power. Same with the other Pop-Tarts that we've seen. Pop-Tarts. So clever. He is clever. Although I would frost her and eat her.

I'm just saying. Caliente. Grande. You got to get her now before she's Venti. her and eat her. I'm just saying. Caliente. Grande. You gotta get her now before she's vente. Over time, people like Madonna and, you know, Spears and so on, they've all traveled this same road. And it's the road

of destruction, the road of hell. And it wouldn't be so tragic if just they were on this road. It's tragic for them. But it's all the young people they are leading down this same road of destruction. Down this same road. The trick

is to pronounce each word with breath like he's fucking jerking off to it the whole time. Well, I think that's how he wrote it. Right? It's just dictating at this point. This dangerous woman is promoting every form of immorality.

And indeed. Is she promoting murder? Is she promoting murder? Right. You know. Every form. Is she promoting rape? Is she promoting. Right.

I mean, like if we're talking about every single form. Right. Is she promoting child soldiering? Like, what is it? Her music catalog is vastly different than I thought, actually, if that's the case. She is promoting Satanism by her music and by her lyrics and by her gyrations. Her gyrations! Oh, you offended fucking Kenny Rogers' fucking sensibilities.

You know what I mean? Really? Like, we're really at the place where, like, her hips don't lie. Makes us fucking feel weird. Like, I mean, we're not done with that. Like, after Elvis did his fucking shimmy and his shake, I'm like, oh, my God. Damn hips. Well, fucking get out.

People dance. Yeah. People dance. Are you fucking kidding me? These people do live in the past, though. I heard gyrations are going to cause Satan to do what? Like, get a boner? He's going to get a Satan

boner? Look, she's a fucking teen pop person. Like, all the boys that watch that, they have a boner 100% of the time. When you're a teenage boy, you have a fucking erection from the time you're 13 till now. That's it.

It just doesn't go, like, it goes down just because you beat it off. Like, you literally have to beat it away. You're like, fuck, it's back. Back, beast, back. With your gyrations. Jesus, her fucking gyrations. Are you fucking kidding me? Fucking a teenage boy will

fuck a couch. They'll fuck a fidget spinner. Are you kidding me fucking a teenage boy will fuck a couch they'll fuck a fidget a fidget spinner are you kidding me so forth so while we can measure very accurately the damage that the suicide bomber accomplished we can yeah it's real easy to measure you just count the nails one uh how many heads aren't on exactly the body. We can read the list of those in the hospital recovering from their injuries that the suicide bomber caused. It is far more difficult to measure the damage done by this dangerous. Because it's made up. Yeah.

That's why it's harder to quantify. But give him a second. I bet you he's going to say one's more than the other, even though it's harder to quantify that. How many people has the tooth fairy injured? So many. All those people missing teeth. That's actually easier to quantify. That's the best part.

Woman, exactly how many souls has she led down the path of destruction? You know what's interesting about this particular clip is that in some ways and this has been happening with this Ariana Grande thing on most of these shows they keep on talking about it as if it's God's punishment.

Right? So like they did something wrong and then it's God's punishment or it's Satan's you know finally getting his bargain back or whatever. Sure it's unclear how it works. I don't know exactly how it works. But if that's the case he's God is if it is God's punishment

right? Is he motivating Muslims to do his work? And if so does that make Islam more much better than super? Right. I mean, like because it's a cross religion thing that's happening here. Our. American Sharia is looking at this and saying she's a whore, she deserved it.

And I mean, really, that's what most of these people are saying. Sure. Most of these people boil it to, she's a fucking whore. All those people deserved it because she thinks gay people are okay, and she shakes her ass, and all those people in the concert deserved it. Now, we've heard several people say that, and this guy kind of, here, he's hinting at that, too. Sure, oh, yeah, more than hinting at it. So there's this weird line they're walking that they're saying at the same time, Islam is a devil religion. And then also Islam is also inflicting this damage because it was an Islamic attack. It was an Islamic extremist that blew himself up because there's not many Christians who do that.

Right. Yeah, that's super weird, right? So God is, so let me think this through. Like, God is upset and he's like, yeah, we got to stop people from following Ariana Grande. Sure. And so, instead of stopping Ariana Grande,

which would be super simple, right? Just give her a heart attack. Tour bus blow up or whatever. Just, just your God, just give her a fucking aneurysm or whatever. Like you wipe her up to heaven or hell or whatever,

whatever, just magically cause her to be dead. It's all magic, right? Just, yeah, that seems like a super simple solution. Instead,

he motivates like he, like he has to go through these machinations that take years and years to come to fruition to motivate somebody from a different religion from another part of the world to come over and to build this bomb to kill a bunch of fucking little kids and preteens

and Ariana Grande is just fine sad about it all she's sad about it right she tweeted like oh i feel bad now i'm not saying that a person should run and say let's have a theocracy because i don't think we should ridiculous no it's it's that's not what even our founders want theocracy right now it's a secular that's it it's a humanistic secular atheistic even antagonistic toward christian faith so the story is also from right wing watch this is kevin swanson secular, atheistic, even antagonistic toward Christian faith. This story is also from Right Wing Watch. This is Kevin Swanson.

Fucking great. Sackcloth and ashes, Kevin Swanson. Cover yourself in a poop, Kevin Swanson. The Handmaid's Tale could lead to genocide against Christians. Okay. We can only hope. Cool story, bro. There's a new book out called

The Handmaid's Tale. It's not new. It's not newmaid's tale it's not new it's not new it's not new 1985 super not new yeah it's new like my niece is new who has two children it's that new right it's a new there's this new book that came a new fangled book yeah his new book is 32 years old the fuck is wrong with you? 32 years old! You stupid twat! This new book called Lord of the Rings came out. This new book

called... The Gutenberg Bible. You may have heard of it. You may have heard of it. It's called The Dead Sea Scrolls. This new book. You just heard of it. It's not new. You didn't even do any research to find out what it was from. Also a movie and a Hulu series. That's not a movie.

It's a Hulu series only. You really fucking, you're knocking out of the park out of this. That is a television series that was produced and it is now airing as of April 26th. I think it's the third or fourth episode thus far. airing as of April 26th. I think it's the third or fourth episode thus far. But it's a shocking, shocking story and meant for the persecution

of Christians. As you read the book, it's incredibly twisted. My wife read a little bit of it. Apparently it wound up... It's dystopian! Yeah. I mean, like, first of all, I'm not going to defend whatever. But it's dystopian fiction! Yeah. Yeah! Dystopian fiction. Yeah. Yeah.

Dystopian fiction is twisted. That's well, yes. Definitionally by genre. You stupid motherfucker. Up on her, a little reader. And how did it wind up reader?

How did it wind up on your wife's little reader? I wonder, huh? Well, my wife's little reader just has lots of books and she's just she just reads her books and just thinks her little girl thoughts and then i don't know i beat her a lot i beat the shit out of her so she says it's it's very twisted evidently the the author herself or himself was it's a her jesus fucking margaret atwood it's a her fucking do one research christ i mean you can come on cognitive distance and do this what you're doing

incredibly twisted and basically the thrust of the story is that pro-life anti-contraceptive christians are going to be equated to rapists and And that's what happens in a dystopian world, right? In a world that isn't our world, like fucking she's writing about, uh, you know, when you do that sort of thing, you're writing about, you know, the, you're, you're taking maybe a current situation and you're exaggerating it for effect. Sure. So you could call out the absurdity in the situation. That's how fucking drama works. This is a guy who would seriously read Gulliver's Travels and be concerned.

Like, truly. Like, this is a guy who would clearly be unable to identify how fiction generally works as a tool for social criticism. Sure. This is a guy who looks at fiction and cannot understand that, like, that's not what's going to happen. That's not a prediction. This guy wouldn't get the conceptual penis paper.

He'd just be like, no, I really think that's a thing. And it's clearly a very, very funny satire by two very funny guys. They create a straw man. They create a straw man. They create a gigantic caricature of a biblical Christian. Like a fiction.

Like a fiction. That's how it works. Take a course. Seriously. Go to Audible and take one of the great courses. Take a mediocre one, for God's sake.

And then they turn them into rapists. So this kind of thing is propaganda. It's just pure and simple propaganda. This is the kind of thing that happened with the Jews. It's not propaganda. What? What has happened with the Jews? What happened with the Jews?

Wait. In the 1930s, the German media found a way in which they could characterize the Jews in certain ways. Literally, totally different. Did they write a fiction about them? Did they write a fiction and everybody said, oh my God, I need to kill the Jews. Let's stuff them in an oven. No.

I read this short story and then 32 years after it was written, I decided to kill all the Jews. The fuck? What the fuck is wrong with you? Some guy flipping pages for something like 1900.

And he's like, fuck. We should kill some Jews. In this nuclear hollowed out world, the Jews are real bad. Spoiler alert, the Jews are really bad. And the populace generally turned against them and increasingly supported the nazi regime and it happened largely through media i think we need to remember that

media is extremely powerful and it has influence on people and the average person probably doesn't think critically they're not checking out what leviticus unlike me who got every detail of this report wrong. Probably not thinking too deeply about this. He didn't look at a Wikipedia article, which is what we do on our show, Citation Needed. We do that. If you wanted to delve deeply into something, you could check out Citation Needed. Just saying. Because really said, what Deuteronomy really said, they're just happy to receive whatever the recent Hulu producer is giving them, and they're taking sides, and the side they take is going to be against any Christian who's pro-life

or anti-contraceptive. Sure, because people watch TV and they're just like, well, that's not what I think. Yeah. That's exactly how fucking watching TV works. That's how it works, because when I watch Ninja Warrior, I always jump from the couch cushions to the other couch cushions. I do it all the time. I pretend the floor is lava. Yeah, you have to do that. You're required to. I'll wind up jumping.

It sucks to jump to the rocking chair, though. I will admit. The rocking chair, that's like... Worth it when you stick the landing, though. Yeah. Worth it. It's like those big balls they used to have in that one thing. What was that?

Wipeout show? Wipeout. Where they'd run and fucking... Wipeout. Wipeout was the best of those shows because those fuckers would get shit. It's just a schadenfreude show. All it was is just fucking... It's a nut punch show. That's all it is. It's like a whole hour of

America's Funniest Home Videos where dad gets hit in the balls with a wiffle ball bat. That's all it was. Wipeout, every time I watched it, I was like, oh, this is the traumatizing back injury show. There's no way. There's no way they don't paralyze like four people. Fold everybody in half.

Everybody's got to be either a yoga master or they hit. They're never standing. They make it look like it's OK because they like landed in the water. But like before they land in the water, their whole fucking body like ping pongs back and forth. I love the slow-mo where they like jump in the air and like something will like swing and whip and hit them. And like their body just folds backwards. And they're just like. They're like full scorpion, you know.

It's fucking amazing. And then they fall in the water like. I'm just a dayd a data i've never lifted a weight i'll never move again i'm trying to have fun and i ruptured all of my vertebrae all of them the best part is they'll replace my screen right that's what happens as a result of this kind of propaganda. It's not that difficult to get the mob moving in the right direction or the wrong direction. Then where's the mob?

Because we're three episodes in. The books have 32 years. The book's been on a slow simmer the whole time. Where's my mob? Real slow simmer, Tom. Give the book time to take hold. Jesus Christ. I love this shit. It's like,

well, now this is going to happen. It's had all the time. When? How many decades in your fucking fantasy world? Which, by the way, is also a fiction. Case may be. So, I think what happens with this kind of series

is that it's going to turn the masses against Christians. The masses are Christian! The masses are Christian! And there's been way worse stuff out there that's been anti-Christian than this stuff, than just this.

And this is, like you said, it's dystopian. It's way more subtle than he's giving it credit for. Sure. You know what I mean? It's dystopian, so it's not a real thing. Like, I read fucking another book of hers, Oryx and Crake.

I don't fucking immediately think that everything that, like, is created in a lab is evil. Right, sure, right. Because it was a dystopian book about the end of the world, about a virus and it's like okay well fucking human beings fuck with medicine i'm not like oh my god fucking let's like break down all the doors i don't freak the fuck out about it sure just fucking listen to a dystopian book that's it like he doesn't i think problem is, is because people that follow him already believe

fiction. And so he's trying to fight against gullible people that will believe anything because they already believe in his guts. It's the Rwanda thing. It's the German thing. Remember the Rwanda media increasingly turned one of the racial groups against the other racial group in the Rwanda genocide that occurred. What was it about 10 years ago?

Well, that is the kind of thing that's happened throughout history. We saw it happening in Germany. We saw it happening in Rwanda. Now, I guess the question is, could it happen in the United States of America? Are we completely immune from any of these particular things?

I don't think we are. I think the, the influences of Hollywood, the influences of these particular things. I don't think we are. I think the influences of Hollywood, the influences of these powerful producers can turn the masses more and more against a biblical Christian.

Does Hulu even have as many people watching it as Netflix? No. No. No. You ever heard of Hulu and chill? No. Nobody says that. Nobody says that. Nobody says that. It's always anal, though. It's every time. Hulu and Chill.

What's up, baby? Hulu and Chill? At the end of the night, you're fucking a machine. There's this weird fuck machine that's just... Hulu and Chill gets weird. They don't show up with a six-pack package of door they just show up like a barrel of k-y his story is from uh river fox front times some shit. I don't know. RFT. Missouri legislator decapitates. This is all over the internet tubes.

So Missouri legislator decapitates live chicken on Facebook because abortion. So Yosemite Sam here. Look at that fucking mustache. That is a fucking crumb duster. That is amazing. That's amazing. That's some Samuel Clemens shit. That is some fucking Sam Elliott shit. Right, that's steak.

It's what's for dinner. Right? Look at that guy. Beef stroganoff. Beef stew. I do love how he says beef bourguignon. Beef bourguignon.'s like beef bourguignon it's fucking awesome

he says a French word with a southern accent like a Texas accent like beef bourguignon it's so great he's like fucking deep throating his microphone dude you gotta get right into this I like broke my mic

like faced my mic off of it beef brisket beef is what's for dinner beef tamales beef tacos just a jar full of beef stock you need to make your vocal cords only vibrate

like once a minute how do you get it? You gotta get that. You gotta get like... It's deep and slow, right? Deep and slow, I can't do either. I'm like quick and shallow. So this guy killed the chicken.

Yeah, which... Let's talk about... I wanted to talk about this. Not because I care that this guy killed the chicken. Yeah. So let's talk about, I wanted to talk about this. Not because I care that this guy killed the chicken. I don't give a fuck that he killed the chicken. You probably ate two chickens last week yourself. Two. You had one at dinner. That was at least a whole chicken.

That was at least, I had a mother clucker burrito. That is as full of fucking chicken as possible. So I don't care that he kills this bird, right? I wouldn't care if he killed the bird and then just threw it away. He's just standing there like the whole time. He's just breaking

the necks off chickens and throwing them like just throwing them over his shoulder like the woman throwing the fucking garter at a wedding. He's just like, that's a chicken, right? That's celery with wings. I don't care.

I don't give a fuck. That's a dipping animal. There's no, I've never, I, my heart, I know that other people can, but like my heart cannot be moved by a,

by a chicken. It just can't like. It just can't. You could name it. I could raise it. I could hug it. You could give it to my kids to love and I would kill it. I wouldn't even think about it. It's a chicken. I can't even imagine. It's a haircut.

Like killing a chicken is as inconsequential as a fucking haircut. Not his mustache hair though. That would be a fucking tragedy. But he goes and he makes this video and he's attempting to make a point about abortion.

But he's also slaughtering a chicken and reaching in there and pulling the guts out. It's all just... You're watching him make sausage. You know what I mean? It's kind of gnarly, but like, whatever. It's not that big a deal. At one point, he holds up the chicken's heart.

He's like, now we're going to get to the heart of the matter. Yeah, I saw that. He holds up the chicken heart. Yeah. And it's just so odd. He's covered in blood. Like, he's got like spotty chicken blood on his ratty ass fucking T-shirt. And I guess people are just fucking in love with this.

You were telling me that people are eating this shit up. You know, you go to his, you go to, go to the places where, where people are talking about it. And it's all this MAGA stuff. It's like make America great again. Yeah. Kill a bunch of chickens. He knew what his base, he knew his base wouldn't care and would feed off the outrage that we're going to put into it. Right. So like, you know, you listen to a couple of other, you know, shows or whatever, and you know, you even read this article and look at how it's written. And then you, you read, you know, read the raw story version of this article.

You know, they're going to slam this guy. They're going to attack this guy and a bunch of Facebook people came to his Facebook and said a bunch of stuff to him. But then you start scrolling through the comments and then you'll see there's a lot of people that, you know, he's never going to get the liberals vote anyway, but he's going to get more popular because of this. He wants the controversy, right? This is just no bad or bad press is good. Bad press is actually great press for him, right? Because the bad press is coming from a side that is outraged by his actions. And so their outrage is going to feed this other group, this group of people who don't think that it's a that think that a human being is, you know, like created the moment like a woman, you know, gets a little drop of semen on her or whatever.

I am at least pleased that the outrage is not about the goddamn chicken. Yeah. The outrage is about a bad metaphor. I think the outrage is about that. I think there's almost certainly somebody out there who's outraged about the goddamn chicken. Yeah. The outrage is about a bad metaphor. I think that the outrage is about the, I think there's almost certainly somebody out there who's outraged about the chicken though, Tom. I mean,

I'm sure there is, but, but, but you know, at least, at least that, that is not what he's responding to. Sure.

Right. Like at least that's not a portion of it. Right. Cause the, who gives a fuck that he killed a chicken? The thing, I don't care at all about the chicken. I just think his argument is weird and bizarre is, is. His abortion argument is just kind of out of left field.

And I do think he uses the slaughtering of the chicken as a weird shock value thing. It's like a strange, like living neon sign. And it's just tacky. He's like a murdering Gallagher. Oh, I like that. You know what I mean? Like a Dexter Gallagher, Dexter sort of Gallagher. And here's the thing, like know what I mean? Like a Dexter Gallagher, Dexter sort of Gallagher. And here's the thing, like, like he didn't have to make a point. He didn't have to make a cogent point. He got all his dumb fuck people on his side because he pissed the liberals off. Yeah, right. You don't have to make a good cogent point. All he thought to himself was I got to kill a chicken on, you know, on a Facebook event so that people can see it and get upset about it.

And then I'll get all the people on my side behind me. Do you think this is going to cause like, like an acceleration? So like the, so this was successful for him, right? So they kill a chicken. Right. And then the next one is going to slaughter. No, you jump right to the Jew every time. You got to go through the food chain.

So it goes. So the black guy. Right. Then the Jew every time. You got to go through the food chain. So it goes. So the black guy. Right. Then the Jew. And then a cow. And then what? In America, that's how it is. That's how it goes.

That's fair. Right. This is, I mean, I'm not, these aren't my standards. They're not your rules. I would move the cow down one. Yeah. No. What if they, what if somebody did have a shotgun and just shoot a cow in the face?

Just, yeah. You know what I mean? Like, he's like, baby's a baby. Boom. Just blows the cow up. It would be amazing if somebody just...

First of all, you just say what your point is, right? Regardless of the animal situation. Because the animal has nothing to do with this. The animal's just there so people are like, what the what?

I want to see somebody chasing a canary around with a sledgehammer. I just want weird ways to kill stuff. But the bigger your point, the bigger the animal you have to kill. It's like Pete Boghossian on top of a blue whale with a harpoon

just stabbing it. There's problems with gender studies! He's just stabbing this magnificent creature. Call me Ishmael! There's blood flowing gender studies. This magnificent creature. Call me Ishmael. Blood flowing into the ocean. What does that have to do with anything? I don't know.

I don't know. I think everything should have to be killed. You're just feeding an elephant into a woodchipper. I think everything should have to be killed barehanded like this. You have to choke the life out of it. You have to grab the cow and get it in a fucking rear naked choke to try to kill it. Or as the point

gets more vicious, the animal gets more vicious. So at some point, you're like, okay, all right, I'm going to say some controversial shit. You have to get in a ring with a grizzly bear or something. Or swim with piranhas. You've got like a timber wolf in a ring with a grizzly bear or something. Or swim with piranhas. You've got like a timber

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for sure here's Wayne Allen route. Find me a woman who's a feminist and a liberal and likes cats. And I got one. Okay. Got one. Me too. Right.

Yeah. I will find you someone who ought to be in an insane asylum. Me too. You're not, I mean, you're not wrong. I'm not totally wrong, I guess. Every single time.

Hey, guys, if any of you out there are single and you ever meet a woman who admits to being a liberal and hating... Admits to being a liberal. I love that idea. You're talking to her after several dates and she's broken down crying. I'm talking to someone. I don't want to do it. I don't want to do it. broken down crying.

Trump, when you get to her house, she's got cats. Run for your life. What's with the cats? I don't know. What is with the cat hate? I'm a dog person,

but Jesus. I got to tell you, man, when I'm looking for pussy, if there's extra in the room, I'm not fucking upset about it. I walked home today and there was a fucking basset hound puppy. And I never do this, right?

I never talk to people. I don't talk to people at all. I know you don't. I walked by this dog and I stopped and I was like, that is the cutest fucking dog I've ever seen in my entire life. I was like, what kind of dog

is that? And the girl's like, oh, it's a basset hound. It's a basset hound. I'm like, I was like, can I pet it? And she's like, yeah. The dog runs right over to me. It's the most adorable I want to punch myself in the face. It was so cute. And so the dog is in there. It's fucking adorable. I cannot picture this. It's so stupid adorable. And so the dog's sitting there. I'm trying to picture this. It's fucking adorable, man.

I cannot picture this. It's so stupid adorable. And I start petting the dog and I'm like, is this like as big as it gets? Oh, they get pretty big. And she said, no, it's eight weeks old. It's nine weeks old. And I'm like, this is like, it's fucking like, it's at cute meltdown mode right now. It is so fucking amazingly adorable.

I was like, that is the cutest dog I've ever seen. Because like those dogs are already exaggeratedly featured, right? Exactly. They have like big floppy ears, big floppy faces. And then you take it, you puppy form it. Oh God.

I mean, you, yeah. Yeah. Form of heart melt. It was totes adorbs. That's all I'm saying. If you, if you stopped in the street to talk to a stranger and pet a dog, yeah. I can't even imagine.

It was super adorable. I couldn't help myself. I'm a dog person and I'm generally friendly. I'd have fucked the dog. It's like, it's a little underage. Run, run, run. Like those ads in britain run and hide and tell other men to run and hide ah liberal woman that's like more than half of the a liberal woman with cats no man could ever live with a liberal woman with cat i do i like do right now it's so weird i do right

now i'm planning too shortly like it's not that big a deal she'll cut your peepee off i promise you who says peepee what grown man says peepee is that who is that bobbitt was that the name bobbitt oh yeah john bobbitt and his wife bobbittbitt, yeah. Lorraine Bobbitt, maybe? Yeah, good recollection. She cut his dick off, and then she... She threw it out the window. She threw it out the window. Then they reattached it. There's like a chicken out there walking around with his mouth.

And it's doing that walk. You know, it's got a sort of flopping, like this circumcision pieces. How do you like... Who's the guy who goes dick looking? You know what I mean? Because, and I mean this, whose job is that? It's not anyone at the hospital.

They're not like, oh, hop in your car and go look for his dick. Oh, yeah, right. And it's not the cops. The cops are like, I don't care. They're not on the dick hunt. Looks like you lost a finger. Is it just like the dog from Duck Hunt? it like laughs at you a little basset hound it's all coming around full circle you're just blotting the end of your dick

you're like no it's just so cute it's just adorable what a weird day at work is that like you come home like how was your day at work honey i had to go on this weird dick hunt and i found it and i don't know how I feel about it. Admittedly, he had a weirder day. Liberals are mentally unstable and mentally insane. They're unhinged. Okay. It's just so weird.

He's so odd. This is the same guy, though, a couple weeks ago that was saying that he would fight any liberal that wants to get in the cage with him. Anybody who wanted to get. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. He would fight. And then he was appalled at how many people called him an old ass man.

It's like, yeah, I would beat the shit out of your old ass. And he's like, oh, I'm 55. I feel better than I did when I was 25. I was like, you must have felt really shitty when you were 25. Right. In the name of Jesus, we speak that. I'm hooked on a feeling. I'm high on believing.

This is Jim Baker from Right Wing Watch. Jim Baker, send angels to Donald Trump. Is angels his code word for buckets? Russian hookers. Russian hookers. They're just going to pee on you. It's also buckets. Buckets. They're pee buckets. I have angels envy. Russian hookers. They're just going to pee on you. It's also buckets. Buckets.

They're pee buckets. I have angel's envy. Nicely done. All right. So here we go. This is Donald Trump's buckets getting sent by angels from Jim Baker. I've had a lot of angel experiences. Yes. I've had a lot of angel experiences

in my life and did any of them correct your fucking lisp one of them a grown ass woman is like I see fairies what the fuck man a lot

we believe in angels we really believe in angels and I know when I talk about, we don't talk about it a lot on the show, and I'd like to talk more about it. Well, there's a lot of devils around, but the Bible, he just talks right over the top of her.

He does. He doesn't give a fuck what she says. And her coping mechanism is, like, that's her coping mechanism. It's just she cries until she can get to her gin. Like, that's what she does until she can get to her gin. That's what she does. She does. She totally does. She looks right at

the camera like, he's embarrassing me! He doesn't value what I have to say! Here I am talking about angels and nobody takes me seriously! And nobody takes me seriously. I want to talk more about angels.

Can we talk about more angels? Can we talk about more angels? Counting. There's more angels than devils. But I've just had so many that it's... I hate how much... I hate how she talks so much. God, I hate it so much. She's like, I just have so many that it's I hate how much I hate how she talks so much. God, I hate it so much.

I just have so many. I just have so many. Shut the fuck up. Jesus. You know what she sounds like? She sounds like when you take a balloon and you make it squeak. You know what I mean? When you make it,

you make the balloon chirp. She sounds like a chirping balloon. Fucking a dude named Angel is not the same thing as having an angel. I know. Right. The pool boy.

I have so many angels in my life and in my rectum. It's just been incredible. And, and, and it's a, it's real. It really is. And like you just said, if our eyes were open spiritually, we could see him. And there's times God allows us to see that.

There's an angel right on your left shoulder. Close the shout out. Close it down. We're done. We're done. We're never doing this again. We're never doing it. Oh, my God. Are you fucking kidding me?

There's an angel fucking your ear right now. There's an angel fucking your ear right now. He's just sitting on your shoulder. Good, because he's real heavy. I bet you he's going to be like, I know his name is Fred and I love him so much. So much. I don't believe it. This is the best show ever. This is the best show ever.

This is the best show. We're 36 seconds in. Oh, God. I'll play the clip. Right now, standing right behind you. Praise God. Wow. Thank you, Jesus.

What for? Thank you. For the angel to just stand there. Like, it's just standing there. What is it doing? I'm so happy, Jesus, for this angel. I can't see that might not be there. Well, I'm glad he spared an angel just to hang out with you.

We're going to let that little kid die. Maybe that nail bomb couldn't have gone off of that fucking stadium but the fucking laurie baker's got a fucking invisible friend on her shoulder yeah it's awesome it's awesome yeah fucking angel can't stop the fucking nails from shooting through eight-year-olds right but it's no worries he's totes behind you for the right sales oh god it's like when i watch those stupid ghost shows, those dumb ghost shows, and the woman's like, there's like a guy in this room

and he's got like a weird mustache and he killed a bunch of people with his teeth and he's really evil and I think he's eating a person right now. So there's a bad man in here and you should leave this house. This woman just like says she sees all

these fucking demon spirits. It's like when you went to the Overlook Hotel and it's like, I feel something from the closet and they're like, that's just a fucking linen closet. You stupid fuck. But they wanted to be the people who felt something or who are in tune to spirits or whatever. This is the exact same thing except for dumb.

There's such an anointing here today. I mean, Sue, when you sang, he touched me, I knew people are going to be touched. Hey, now. That sounds good. Hey, now. It's better than a fucking bucket. Anghel touched me.

You know what I mean? And the word, you know, there's even reassuring angels. Oh. Yes. Oh. Is that woman crying? Did that woman wipe her eyes like she was crying? She did not. Angels. Oh. Yes. Oh. Is that woman crying? Did that woman wipe her eyes like she was crying? Fuck you. She did not. Angels. Oh. Yes.

Oh. You need to read that. She's fake crying. Because there's reassurance angels. Is it like demons? Remember how there's like a sugar demon and a caffeine demon and like a blowjob demon or like whatever they all are. A reassurance demon, a reassurance angel is such a ripoff.

It doesn't actually do anything. It just reassures you. Right. Why? Maybe, maybe just prevent the things I need to be real. Like, it's like, I'm cripplingly lonely. Oh, it's okay. No, I mean, like, I would just, why can't you be here?

Why can't something love me? I don't want to be creeping. Stop. So I need reassuring you know i'll tell you mark taylor reassured me today he said boy he's he's been through the valleys that i go through yes you know i have warfare my you know i had to you know be off the air for a few weeks for you guys took over, and a miracle took place. Yes. The restoration marathon, yes. You guys were amazing.

But I didn't have adrenals, or what do you call it? Adrenals. And the doctor told me I was going to die if I didn't rest. Okay, so why didn't you just come back to work if God's on your side, right? There's the thing I didn't understand.

The doctor told you to rest, and so you rested. Right. And so you did, and then you got better. Just like everybody else who gets told, like a lot of people who get told to do something by a doctor and they follow their orders. Yeah, sure. There's no fucking miracle there. Yeah, but he needed reassurance. He felt scared that he was going to die and go to heaven.

I was scared I was going to go to eternal bliss. That I couldn't keep going. And the warfare of the spirit world, we're not angels. We have bodies of flesh yet. And you shared that. And can you say something to the people that are suffering right now that they pray for the the reassuring angels the angel here's an angel of fire and these angels of war boy let's send them to surround our president yeah wouldn't that be a good idea come on everybody send your angel out there by his fucking jackie or whatever her name is laurie he's fucking hanging out there. Send the one that buys fucking Jackie or whatever her name is. He's fucking hanging out there. He's not even doing anything. What are they going to do?

How many angels? First of all, why do we all need to send our angels? Doesn't he have his own? Lori's got one that just hangs out and fucking watches her fucking change or whatever. For real, how many angels do you need to be effective? Is there like a critical mass of fucking required angels in order for them to accomplish something?

Yeah, it's as many as can fit on the head of a pin. Right, yeah, exactly. Are you dancing? How many are you dancing? Great, man. Angels to the prophets. Wow. I talk about one angel that's been assigned to me in the book.

No. Assigned to you. I talk about an angel that's been assigned to me in the book. No, you don't talk about this made up bullshit in your book of bullshit. Really? Really? I can't believe that made the cut. Your editor didn't make you take that out?

Angel's looking at us marching. I was like, fuck that guy. Fuck that. I want to go beat off to Lori. There's like Angel Uber. It's like you call for an angel. It's like your angel will arrive in three minutes. I got another three star angel.

You want answers? I think I'm entitled. You want answers? I want the truth. You can't handle the truth. So the story also right wing watching again, Jim Baker, But this is kind of a twofer because Jim Baker's talking about his buddy Pat Robertson. Pat Robertson. Were they both in jail? Was Pat Robertson ever in jail?

I don't think Pat Robertson was in jail. There's still hope. Not yet. Pat Robertson was he wasn't hawking buckets either. No. No. They just sent him the money directly. There's no fucking bucket middleman. He doesn't have to trade you anything for it. You just send him and he tucks it in his jowls. That's it. He just hucks it in there

like fucking coins in there. It's like fucking leprechaun coins. He stuffs it in his fucking jowls. He's like a fucking riches chipmunk. That's what he is. So he says, Pat Robertson has the power to pray hurricanes away. Pat Robertson doesn't have any power.

He's really old. there's no power anymore what's your favorite angel in here do you have which is your favorite angel which one neapolitan i like pikachu although if i work really hard i try to get a good squirtle you know I like Cheyenne. It is hard to pick one angel. I gotta hear their favorite angels, Tom. My life will not be complete until I hear their favorite angels. I don't know. That's a hard one.

I like the warrior angels because I get a lot of spiritual warfare too. Where do you get it from? I get a lot of... I was at the spiritual warfare store and I was just like, yeah. Yeah, right? I get a lot of spiritual warfare. I like the warrior angels.

What the fuck would that even be? Warrior angels! Come out and play! I'm in prophetic ministry and you get a lot of, you get a lot of word curses and I just like to... Word curses, you get a lot of word curses and I just like to. Word curses.

You get a lot of word curses. I play word curses with friends. Release those angels of warfare. You know, like, like, like, like Michael, the archangel. Just war against those principalities. In Jesus name. In Jesus name. Well, you know, you're editor-in-chief of the number one charismatic

magazine in the world. You make this shit up every week. Can you make up a little more on the spot for the rest of our audience? It would be awesome. Can you just name one more? I love when they're like, you know, you're really famous among the gullible. The gullible really like you. You have

a lot of gullible people by your magazine. What's it called? Gullibles R Us or Gullibles Travels. I want to hear one of them be like, you know, I just like the janitor angels. I like the ones that clean up after everybody else. They're the unsung heroes of the angels. You know? I like a nurse angel. Not the doctor angel.

The nurse angel. That's because they do most of the work. Let's be honest about it. Those candy striping angels. Come on. It's fucking hot. That's a tiny little skirt on those angels. Warfare.

Lots of warfare. Because you're the voice. Yes. And that's why, you know, I'm a Christian voice. Pat Robertson's a Christian voice. And so many- Look at that guy. Look at that picture.

They chose of Pat Robertson. It's an elderly howdy doody. Jesus Christ. His face is melting right off. Pat and I, we started the first Christian TV station. I joined him there in Portsmouth, Virginia. Wait, so you both

started it, but you joined him there. That's how starting things with someone works. The other guy starts it, and then you show up later, and then you take the credit for it. The citation needed story. We were starting and we've had

warfare. People still attacking Pat Robertson for being stupid or saying stupid shit. Nobody's physically attacking Pat Robertson because his skin is thin like tissue paper. If you physically attacked him, if you

touched him, he would crumble. I feel like it would just absorb. Like it would get stuck. He's like plastic, man. He's like Stretch Armstrong. It's like you get your arm so you try to put your leg in and pull it out. Your leg gets stuck.

You're just getting sucked in to Pat. He's like just a ball of goop. He's like a La Brea Tarpon human. You're just getting sucked into Pat. He's like just a ball of goop. He's like a La Brea tar pit human. Yeah. Inside of him is like a fucking pterodactyl. You know what I mean? Like inside of that man.

Pat's older than me. Pat's about 80 million. 87. Million. 87. He's going to be 88 his next birthday. Yeah, that's how fucking ages work. 87 he's going to be 88 his next birthday yeah that's how fucking ages work he's 87 the next birthday he'll be the next age up from there great new beginning

it's not a new beginning it's an old rotation if he's lucky it's a new diaper but Pat sees things lucky it's a new diaper. But Pat sees things. He sees in the spirit. And he prophesies. And they don't like it.

He's wrong about shit all the time. He doesn't make shit up. We covered a story like two weeks ago. He's like, you can take this shit to the bank or whatever. The health care bill is going to pass. He's like, it's going to pass. You can take it to the bank. The next day, he's like, you can take this shit to the bank or whatever. The health care bill is going to pass. He's like, it's going to pass. You can take it to the bank. The next day, he's like, didn't pass.

All right. Stop at the bank. Yeah. You need to fucking go get your prophesied checked out. He's told hurricanes and all to go back out the sea, and they turn around and go out. Yeah. It's not even true. Yeah.

A fucking hurricane. A hurricane. He's like, oh, Pat Robertson doesn't want me to attack the land. I guess I'll just change all the weather on Earth. Well, what happened is the warrior angels beat their wings really quickly, like little hummingbirds. Do you think that people

believe that one dude prayed away a hurricane? And if that were possible, wouldn't that be more evil? Yeah, that you didn't pray away every single one or that like not like the right person didn't pray the other ones away or like I mean like just the very idea that that's

possible is actually there's so much more evil that lives underneath that concept than the idea that it's just random chance that the fucking weather patterns dump hurricanes places the idea that a hurricane is ever chance that the fucking weather patterns dump hurricanes places. The idea that a hurricane is ever subject to the whims of somebody's fucking mind. Or that God intervenes only because the right person asked at the right time.

The more nice much or however that has to work. I don't know. Like, oh yeah. Well, what about Hurricane Katrina that killed a bunch of people? That fucking great big fucking typhoon last year. What about that one? I don't know the right guy didn't ask for it to go away. So I just fucking sent it and fucking annihilated people.

And one Pat Robertson is worth like 10,000 black people. Right. Yeah, exactly. Yeah. You think those other people were like, fuck, no, hurricane. There's a cause like, well, I know I can do Pat Robertson didn't say he's going to fuck you. Well, he didn't say that. What he said was ridinge-haw! He's like riding

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more patrons. So we got a message from Elvis, and Elvis sends along a bit of speaking in tongues. Here. I love it. I love this one. I love this one. That's good. Some good speaking of tongues there.

Very nicely done, Elvis. Thank you. We got a message from Nathaniel, and Nathaniel said, he was wondering about the idea of prayer patrols in Kentucky. He was wondering if the Satanists will offer their support to the scheme. I think that would be hilarious, wouldn't it?

Right? Yeah, let's get in on it. We'll pray too. Yeah. We'll cancel it out. That would be awesome. Walking around with animal guts on stuff. That would be so funny.

I will say this, you scare some criminals that way. You would, right? You scare a bunch of superstitious idiots. Like you would scare the fuck out of somebody if you had a goat mask on and you were praying. Just walking around like all fucking dressed like Baphomet or whatever. That's pretty great. Like, bop them out or whatever. That's pretty great.

So we got a message from Dan. And Dan was talking about the abstracts and the PhDs being able to understand gender studies papers. And wanted to offer a little bit of different take than what we had said. One of the things that Dan said was that understanding abstracts shouldn't be that hard i don't know i mean some of those abstracts that we saw for those science papers were just through the fucking roof yeah and here's the thing like a lot of gender studies abstracts are not that hard right and but those are not the ones that bogosian and lindsey were bitching about bogosian and lindsey about. But Goshen and Lindsay were trying to expose this idea that a great number of papers

in the gender studies field are filled with postmodern, jargonistic nonsense. If it was just a handful, then what's the fucking boner about this about? Why do they have such a fucking hard-on over the issue? We didn't find a lot of that. We knew when I looked.

We searched very specifically to find something that was very difficult to understand. I think we found something that was relatively challenging. We got an email from somebody who was like, yeah, I kind of understood that. Well, fucking great. Good for you. Yeah, that's really good. But many other people would not understand. And even still, we went out of our way to find a hard one because there was a lot of them that I read and I was like, yeah, I kind of get it. I kind of get it. I kind of get it.

And the ones that they were arguing against were absurdist, you know, postmodern jib jab. And the ones that we found, we had a hard time to find one that was postmodern jib jab. We don't know that gender studies is bunk or not because I've never studied it. So I don't know whether it's bunk or not, right? I don't think it is. I think that there's probably some very valuable stuff that has come out of gender studies. But I think that one of the things that you said earlier

is you might have a case if you took that paper, several papers, not just one paper, but several papers in several different journals and you got them and they were all postmodern garbage and you got them published in reputable journals. Maybe there's a case to be had there. But they didn't do that. Like, everybody seems to be willing

to forget that they didn't do that. They didn't do any of that. They went to a pay-to-play journal that was willing to print. They would have print fucking like photocopies of my ass for $650. And the idea here is that,

you know, they got rejected by a shitty journal. The first journal that rejected them was still a shit journal. It wasn't a top 100, not even a top 100. They got rejected by that. They got accepted by a journal that has no impact score at all. That is not even a gender studies journal. It's not a gender studies journal. So who cares? They proved nothing. They proved nothing. And I want to read something in here because I think it's very telling from this email. He says, what happened with the paper was many gender studies types defended their conclusions despite it being revealed as a hoax. The fuck is a gender studies type? It doesn't even mean anything. Gender studies is a field of study, right? Again, the fact that if I read a certain abstract or if Pete Boghossian,

who's a philosopher and not a gender studies expert, just because you know something about one humanities doesn't mean you know something about all the humanities. Just because you have a PhD in one subject within the humanities doesn't mean that you are able to review and read and understand and qualify in a critical way every paper in another. It's a fucking stupid,

that is a stupid thing to say. I was a philosophy major and I could not, I had the hardest time ever in my literature class. And it was a 200 level literature class. I constantly had all the wrong metaphors. I constantly missed the point of the books. I needed someone there to help me with some of these books. They're challenging, you know, somewhat challenging books. And then we had to read five or six books that quarter. I don't remember a single thing I got right. My hand

was up all the time because I wanted to talk about them. I was interested in the subject, but I just didn't have anything. I didn't have the, you know, I wasn't able to recognize the metaphors as easily as the lit majors were. And as a lit major, I would no more be say like, oh, let me read some philosophy. Yeah. Right. Like I just, I'm not qualified to do that. I don't have the knowledge. I don't have the vocabulary. I don't have the expertise in that field. Why is it not reasonable to say, let's allow the people with expertise in the field

to evaluate the field? It is insane to think that I could come in without knowing the language, without having the background, without having the education and be like, well, I didn't get it. Well, no shit, you didn't get it. You didn't spend time learning it. You didn't do anything. This email says, well, I didn't get it. Well, no shit, you didn't get it. You didn't spend time learning it. You didn't do anything. This email says, well, Pete Bogosian and Lindsey,

they're not laymen. Peter's no layman when it comes to reading papers. Reading what, all papers? Are you fucking kidding me? Reading all papers. Just because he's good at reading some papers within his field, he can read all papers in the humanities?

And you and I were talking earlier, like if he's, if Boghossian has this great big fucking hard on for post modernism and all of the attendant problems that he has with post modernism, why is he not attacking post modernism in his own field of philosophy, right? Where postmodernism lives and is doing very well. Why is he not attacking postmodernism in the field of, say, poststructural critical theory within literature, right? Why is he going after gender studies? Why does he care about gender studies? What is the specificity of his attack against gender studies? I don't understand that. It's not like it's a unique, it's not like postmodernism, if it is a problem, is some unique problem to gender studies.

He has no expertise in this field, none whatsoever. And yet he's going after this field as if he is an expert. Where does this come from? Yeah, why is it gender studies? Why is gender studies singled out? And you'll see that peer-reviewed Twitter, that's only gender study stuff. Right. Yeah. I know. That

real peer-review thing? Yeah. And it's just like when Lindsay tried to give Thomas examples on serious inquiries only. Thomas did a great job. He was like, well, give me some examples. He gave him examples. Thomas went and looked at them. They were serious papers of serious topics. Show it.

Yeah. What all these guys keep saying is, well, there's this problem with it. And then nobody shows you anything. Nobody gives you any evidence. Nobody does a study. Nobody gives you any information or evidence. Maybe there is. I'm willing to say that maybe there is a problem with postmodernism and obscurantism and jargonistic bullshit. I'm willing to say that maybe there is a problem with postmodernism and obscurantism

and jargonistic bullshit. I'm willing to say that maybe that's the case. I just don't know it. And nobody has convincingly shown it. They assert it. That's it. They just assert it. Nobody has shown me shit. So we got a message from Aaron and Aaron asks, Cecil, is it call to prayer time yet? I think it's call to prayer time. It's call to prayer time. So if you have a call to prayer, a Muslim call to prayer, that you would like to send us, you can send us one. I will play

one for you now as an example. Allahu Akbar! Allahu Akbar! Aaaaaah! Aaaaaah! Aaaaaah! Aaaaaah! so something like that if you want to send something in make sure they're short right make sure they're they're understandable you want to do this on an audio editor because if you just do it like with your phone next to something and you talk over it or something,

I'm probably not going to play that. They should sound good. I will play good sounding ones, send them in. We'll collect your calls to prayer until the end of the month. Why don't we do a poll, Tom? All right.

So we're going to do a poll. We will take the top ones. We'll put them on our website or something and we'll link to them. And then we'll do a poll so people can vote on which one they like the best. And then we'll take the top three and we will send them shirts. So when you send your call to prayer, if you want to be eligible for a shirt, include your address and your size and what style of shirt you want. Tom, we got a message from Chris. We did.

June 14th was Flag Day, but it was also the day we celebrate the nation's spirit. It was National Bourbon Day. It was yesterday. Oh, wow. I didn't have a bourbon. You know what? I'm going to have to make it up by having a bourbon every day until the next National Bourbon Day. We got a message from someone.

This is from Brian. I'm just going to read this. Brian says that we were challenged. You mentioned in the last episode, you were challenged by the sound of the fury. And he says, I believe the most cogent analysis of the narrative I have encountered

is also the most direct. Maria develops a great affection for the Von Trapp children and love for their father, whom she marries after abandoning her vows at the nunnery, when war is declared and the family flees to Austria

to avoid serving the Nazi party. There's also some singing, which apparently symbolizes the ultimate futility of all human struggle. Seriously, how could you guys struggle with this work? Glad I could help. That's terrific. It's true. It went right over my head, but you caught it. You caught it. Nailed it.

We got a message from someone who had an interesting name for a firearm, Tom, that you wanted to talk about. Yeah, he says, I was trained by the Australian Army Reserves. Assault rifles are called anti-personnel weapons here. Makes sense. Huh. I guess because they're specifically

designed to shoot people. Shoot people. We got an image. A bunch of people sent this image to us this week. So weird. It's from a university in Seoul, South Korea. Check out this episode's show notes. This is episode 364. You can see this image. So weird. We also episode 364. You can see this image.

So weird. We also got a message from Tom, who's putting together the Gateway to Reason conference with a few other people. We want to play Tom's message. Hi, guys. This is Tom, your friendly neighborhood atheist. I want to tell all your listeners about the Gateway to Reason conference being held in St. Louis, July 28th through the 30th. I also want to introduce them to the 27 scheduled speakers

and entertainers, plus some of the people like me and Thomas Westbrook of Holy Kool-Aid, who will be attending. So I'm doing a series of interviews called Getting Ready for Gateway. They can just search YouTube for Getting Ready for Gateway, and I will be posting new interviews every day. The conference is only $50 for this three-day event, and it's going to be a ton of fun hanging out with people like Matt Dillahunty, Arne Ra, and Seth Andrews, and even David Smalley, if you know about that other podcast. I hope they check them out. They can get the full details on the conference at gatewaytoreason.com. Thanks, and it's Getting Ready for Gateway on YouTube. It's going to be awesome.

So check out Gateway to Reason. Go check out their website. And if you're going to go, go and enjoy yourself. It should be a good time. I mean, Matt Delonte is going to be there, a bunch of other people. It looks like there's a pretty stacked card. And it looks like it's a relatively cheap conference, too. Right.

You know, it's in a shitty part of America. But other than that, it's good a shitty part of america but other than that it's good so real bad yeah real bad we're hopefully gonna have a few guests on pretty soon that we're pretty excited about we'll let you know as things develop um we're hoping that we might have on there's a little known podcast called the skeptocrat i've heard this that we might have a few guys from that on soon. We'll see. I hear good things about it.

I've never listened. Yeah, me either. And I don't intend. I'm sure it's good. I heard. I'm sure it's very good. Yeah. So we might have them on soon.

And then there's other people that we are in the works and talking to, but we expect to have a pretty good guest list coming up soon. So that's going to wrap it up for this week. We're going to leave you like we always do with the Skeptic's Creed. Acupuncturizing, Pressurized, Stereogram, Pyramidal, Free Energy, Healing, Water, Downward Spiral, Brain Dead, Pan, Sales Pitch, Late Night Infodocutainment. Yeti, aliens, churches, mosques, and synagogues, temples, dragons, giant worms, Atlantis, dolphins, truthers, birthers, witches, wizards, vaccine nuts, shaman healers, evangelists, conspiracy, doublespeak, stigmata, nonsense. Expose your sides. Thrust your hands. Bloody.

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