Cognitive Dissonance - Episode 368: Mommy Needs Her Fiesta Bucket

Episode Date: July 10, 2017

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Absolutely. Everything that you hear is happening now. I said it so it's true. That's how this works. In the name of Jesus, we speak that. I love this too. This is right wing watch. Lance Wallaby.

Last meeting was so anointed. So anointed. It was so anointed Cecil that he left it. I've had days like that. Covered in angelic gold dust. I've had days like that. Covered in angelic gold dust. I've had days like that where you're just like, man, did I use way too much of this. All right, so here we go.

This is Lance Wallen. I just came from the most amazing set of meetings in Bend, Oregon I wanted to tell you about. Really unusual. It's called Hub Nation. Where is he at? Is he at a Walmart or something? I think he's getting his tires replaced Nation. Where is he at? Is he at a Walmart or something? I think he's getting his tires replaced somewhere. Where is he recording from?

I think he's at like a Midas or something. For real? Getting his muffler done. It's just like a big, it's just somebody's business. And every time I see this guy, he literally, he's always fucking doing a selfie like a tween

and he looks like Harry Potter's ready to cast a spell. He's always got this fucking warlock look like he's like he's fucking trying to mind meld with the camera constantly. What the fuck? Sit down. This is a group of leaders that literally have created an apostolic hub. It's an airport or something. They've literally created an apostolic hub.

What would that mean if that meant something, Cecil? An apostolic hub. You would have to... I think it's a hub which would have spokes, which would then be a giant apostolic wheel for an apostolic bicycle. I think that's what he's talking about. Do you know what I was just thinking, though?

Yeah. Is that the apostolic hubs are necessary. And the nice thing is, you don't have to get a connection when you're flying your angel in if you land at one of the apostolic hubs. Oh, that's true. So you know more of those pesky connections. It costs a lot less

to fly to those places when you're in an apostolic hub. It's just so much better. That's why I insist on dying in places that are apostolic hubs. Nice. It's just cheaper. I think that's smarter. My freaking flyer miles go better. Absolutely. Who wants a layover on the way to heaven? And the one in Colorado, you can get high.

For the 7M for each of the mountains. And I never had this happen. I've had this happen frequently, but like while I was there, I was getting this gold dust and like glitter and stuff on my face. People said they saw you know i was kind of he's in a strip club he's in a street game like you go to a meeting so that ain't gold dust

right oh you come out you're covered in fucking glitter you're so fucking anointed you're in a strip club man you did you went to a strip club You're trying to fucking hide this with your wife. Why are you covered in fucking cheap perfume and the glitter? Anointed. Anointed? Super. You seem real anointed right now. I'm still a little anointed from the meeting. Am I glowing still? With the angel?

I went to an apostolic hub. On an unrelated note, what the fuck? An apostolic hub. That's the name of the strip club he went to. That makes sense now. a cognitive dissonance glory hole strip club

called Apostolic Hub. And we'll like, the strippers will come out all dressed in like angel wings and shit. They'll sprinkle glitter on the patrons. Sure.

All dudes. You know, but then I was in going to the men's room at the airport. It's like, wow, it's that stuff in my face well if you go into enough men's rooms with holes in it you do get stuff on your face

that's what happens that guy that's semen that's wallanew that stuff's real it's like angels were in the room and at one point i know And then what, they went to fucking Hobby Lobby ahead of time to get glitter? Like, actual glitter? Right. Not gold dust, but just fucking glitter. Just like, I don't know, some puffy paint, too. We're doing a scrapbooking event later in heaven. Fucking kidding me?

You're an asshole! He's covered in like fabric pieces. I remember saying that angels are bored because they have assignments to give Jesus his inheritance in this period of shake up. What the fuck are you talking about? He just made all of that up. There's bored angels that have to give Jesus his inheritance? What are the executors of God's will? Is God dead? Why does he get an

inheritance? None of this makes any sense. The angels are like, there's nothing to do in paradise. It's so boring. But it's not paradise. It's going on globally. There's ground to be taken. And I literally could feel a rush of God in the room. It was like the bolts of the hair stood up in the back of your neck.

I thought, whoa, this is strange. But, I mean, think about this. That there are angels on assignment, and they've been assigned to give Jesus territory in media right now. What the fuck? They've been assigned to give Jesus territory in media? Are they newsy angels? I like that he doesn't get, he's just Jesus

and they're just like, we're just going to give you a little territory. See how you do? Your territory is the northwest side. I've been fucking, I've been fucking carving some shit out for you down here.

You never fucking, you never fucking come and see the fucking business, Jesus. Territory in Hollywood. Why do you think the New York Times and CNN is in such deep doo-doo? And what's happening with Hollywood with Johnny Depp and Bill Maher? What the fuck are you talking about? What the fuck are you talking about?

We're supposed to believe that angels made Bill Maher tell an off-color, slightly racist joke? That's it? Angels? They came down from heaven and like, I don't know, maybe make him make a joke. See what that means. Johnny Depp, the same thing. Johnny Depp will say something a little risqué. Well, they have, you know, mountains that represent certain parts of the world. Right.

So maybe they have angels that represent the N-word. And they get inside of you. And they just make you say it. So maybe they have angels that represent the N-word and they get inside of you and they just make you say it. They're like, you know, those fucking assholes who think there's like a sugar demon and a caffeine demon. It's like angels for the good stuff. Or maybe instead that was actually somebody who like in that Evan Almighty movie or maybe

the one before that. I don't know. What was the one before that? Bruce Almighty. In the Bruce Almighty movie, when he's standing on the side, he's going, I don't know. He's making him do all this stuff. Maybe somebody was staying on the side for Bill Maher. That's it.

And like, N-word. And then he just spits it out. In the middle of his joke, there's just like an angel hand that goes right up his ass and fucking puppets him, ventriloquists him.

He said that because he's a curmudgeonly old shit. That's why he said it. All the big mouths and the crazies, as they run their mouth, it's like God is literally taking the wheels off of the chariot of Pharaoh as he's trying to persecute what God is doing, basically. What in the world does that mean? Fucking dude, I haven't... What in the world does that sentence mean? dude, I haven't... What in the world does that sentence mean? I haven't followed any

of this so far. God has... I think he said God has literally, literally taken the wheels off the Pharaoh's chariot as he's trying to persecute God. That guy is like... He's like one of those guys who traps you in a room and speaks riddles at you.

The Bible says they're going to eat their arms. The Bible says they're going to eat their babies. Then it says they're going to eat their children. That's what people do when they get hungry. This story is also from Right Wing Watch. This is Jim Baker's guest. Shockingly, shockingly saying that God requires Christians to be preppers. Wow.

What a controversial thing to say. On the bucket show. It's almost as if he's saying these things that can profit his business. Let's hear him out. Let's not jump to a conclusion. That's true, Tom. You're right. I shouldn't do that.

All right. So this is a Jim Baker show. You need to be prepared. Are you a prepper? Oh. You can call yourself a prepper. You're right. I shouldn't do that. Alright, so this is a Jim Baker show. You need to be prepared. Are you a prepper? You can call yourself a prepper. Yeah. I wrote a book about it. Buy buckets. Buy buckets.

Buy buckets. Well, I'm alive, aren't I? You know, not like a fool who isn't prepping. So you believe in practical prepping as far as food and all of that? What people don't understand, especially with Christians, is that God mandates it. He tells us to do this. It says, always be ready to share the hope.

It's the same thing. It's the same thing we're talking about on the other show when we're talking about those prosperity gospel people. They just found another thing that God mandates that you have to pay for. It's just another thing that God is mandating. Tell you what, man, it's as mostly like most of the fucking preppers are a bunch of fucking middle class, lower middle class, poverty stricken.

The wealthy people aren't prepping. Yeah. Wealthy people, you think fucking, you know, you go to some fucking mansion and they're full of fucking Jim Baker food buckets. Absolutely not. It's funny. They're not building furniture full of fucking jim baker food buckets absolutely not it's funny building furniture out of fucking five gallon buckets and covering it with plywood tablecloth that advice is only for poor people of course because you'd be like in my house you want me

to do this well because because you're saying yourself you're like well i already live in a low-income house i don't have enough money for an end table. This would make a perfect end table. All I need is a cloth and a piece of thing. And I can pay this man what it would cost to get a good end table for this bucket. Probably a lot more than that, actually. Or like if you're wealthy, wealthy, you know, wealthy, wealthy, you're building a bunker, right?

If you're a prepper that's wealthy, you're building a bunker. You're not making a fucking dining room table out of fucking baskets. You know, it's interesting. I'm listening to a book. It's not a book it's a one of the great courses right now on the uh the black death and one of the things that they're talking about is indulgences and how people were getting indulgences at the time and indulgences for people who don't know an indulgence at least and this is a very simplistic way that she explained it in the book is, is that an indulgence, everybody goes to purgatory, but you can pay to get out of purgatory a little bit, right? You can get out of purgatory

in the ancient mindset, um, by paying money. And so you spend less time there. Can I ask a question? Cause I don't, I I'm curious is purgatory bad. Yeah, I think it's not, it's just, I, I, it's either bad or boring. And so they want to try to get to heaven as fast as they can. And people could, there was a warrior class that could actually just skip purgatory altogether as long as

they pledged themselves to like the church to go fight for it and stuff like that. Like crusaders? Yeah. So they would skip it. That's why they went is because they would, you know, they knew that they would go to heaven without it. But you think about this, you know, even back in, even the Bible itself has people that are in power getting the best shit from other people, you know, just give me your stuff because I'm the mouthpiece of God.

Sure. In this example with the, with the indulgences, give me my, give me your money because I'm the mouthpiece of God and I can absolve you of some of these sins to make it so it's better when you go to heaven. Give me your money because when God fucking finally pulls the rapture button, pulls the rapture cord, I want to make sure that you guys are okay and I'm going to give you all this stuff to survive with. Give me all your money and I can talk to God for you and we can make sure that you get a little bit of wealth too. The Bible calls for it initially. Like the Bible is,

it's kind of like this one. It's a book that tells people how to be con men. Yeah. Right. Yeah. And if you look at it and you read it and you're like, fuck, I want to be the priest.

I want to be the one in charge. I want to be the pastor because I'm going to make a fuck ton of money off all these people. It's, it's, I mean, it's happened for, for since, for, for since the beginning, it's i mean it's right it's happened for for since for

since the beginning it's not a structural defect it's a feature yeah exactly right yeah it's not that these people are are are perverting the word of god no look in the bible and they talk about give the best fucking shit to the fucking guy who's gonna kill it for you for for you know give your greatest bull with the biggest balls to the guy who's gonna kill kill it for you. Give your greatest bull with the biggest balls to the guy who's going to kill it. That's a waste of bull balls. It really is. Don't you want to breed successively bigger balls

in your bull generation? Eventually, they're harder to move that way. I like big balls, and I cannot lie. In meekness and fear. Always means always. Always is in good times. always is in bad times always and if we are not always ready yes then how do we share the hope right and by being prepared who would you share it with who would you share with it's okay it has apocalyptic and you're like

well you're zombie i survived so i could go on a fucking mission trip to the zombies. Are you fucking kidding? Food on hand, by having these things on hand, it's less of a distraction now that the enemy can use against us. That's right. And now I have that freedom because I'm not burdened with, oh, wow, what are my kids going to eat or whatever. And I can now share the hope. Exactly. The hope of what?

The hope that you survived the apocalypse. But you're not gonna, right? Isn't it like in their whole thing, like, it's all fucked? That's how apocalypses work! It's built into the thing! You can't choose the apocalypse you wish to wish, you wish to skip. Like, you can't be like,

you can't pass go and collect 200 buckets. Which one? Which one? What is this? Yeah, I'm not doing this one. I'm going to wait for Gehenna. I'm a Marvin Gardens apocalypse guy. That's my thing. Marvin Gardens. Definitely going to wait for Ragnarok.

And people will listen about Jesus. We've said it a million times on this broadcast, but I know for a decade, I worked in the inner city, went down, and that's how I ended up adopting our kids and all of that, by meeting them in the inner city. But you know what? We would always go down and feed them first. Give those little babies, give those little tummies some food, and then we would teach

them Bible stories and teach them about Jesus. And then they would want us to meet their moms. Typically, usually dads weren't around. My God, this story is horrible. Isn't it? This story is horrible. You are not coming across as a good person. You are a horrible person. Yeah.

But what I do is I feed the fucking, the weakest. Oh my, this is horrible. I convince people to listen to this stuff with food. This happens all over though. I know. Homeless people are preached to this stuff with food. This happens all over, though. I know. Homeless people are preached at constantly. I know. We've talked to homeless people who've sent messages to the show that have said, you know, you can't go to certain places unless they make you go to services.

They make you do this stuff. Like, this is their coercion technique. They give you a bit of food, and then they make you listen to Jesus. But even crazier, like, is they start at the kids. Yeah, of course. So they start at the kid. They give you a bit of food and then they make you listen to Jesus. But even crazier, like, is they start at the kids. Yeah, of course. So they start at the kid. They give the kid some food. The kid is then happy and impressed and they're also impressionable, right? Sure. Because they're fucking kids.

Then they use the fact that they were just nice to them and indoctrinate them and then say, let's go talk to your parents. Exactly. And now what are the parents supposed to do? You just fed my fucking kid. Yeah. I can't feed my kid or I wouldn't be in this situation. So now I'm going to listen to your shit and I'm going to feel obligated.

That's monstrous. It's monstrous to the kids. It's monstrous to the parents. It's every lever. It's so much leverage, man. It really is. It's every single bit of... Emotional leverage.

Yeah. They're pushing it every turn. It's awful. It's terrible. It's so manipulative. But typically moms. And the next thing you know, 20 years later, Jim and Lori Baker adopt five Mexican kids and they were from the inner city, but that's how it happens. And so that is so real because you have to be practical with the food. That's why we have all these amazing food offers for you. What are you going to take them into the inner city and feed people with it? I don't understand how that story related to you have to be practical with the food. It doesn't make any sense. Like, I think they're saying like,

if you have enough food and there's an apocalypse, you can then adopt five Mexicans? Is that... Are you going to trade? Is that... I get it now. We're going to go to a Mexican baby system of denominations. Okay, I got it. So my car is worth four Mexican babies. This bucket of food is worth two Mexican babies. I'm confused, though.

I'm very confused. Okay, sure. You have a car. Yeah. I have a bunch of Mexican babies. Right. You're gonna give me a car and I give you Mexican babies? I feel like I am absolutely fucking you in that deal. Because I got your car

and you just got a bunch of Mexican babies. But I'm in it for the long haul Tom. Plus, if I've got five Mexican babies in But I'm in it for the long haul time. Plus, if I've got five Mexican babies in one car. Yeah, you're going to need. I have a lot of room in that car. Yeah, you're going to need like 25 Mexican babies to fill that car up. Like if you have like a

Fiat or something, maybe. Yeah, maybe. If you have like a motorcycle. That works. Like what are you supposed to like tie all the Mexican babies together? Like fucking sled dogs? No, they're like supposed to, like, tie all the Mexican babies together like fucking sled dogs? No, they're like bumpers. You just tie them on just in case you bump into anything. You're just sledding through the apocalypse, whipping Mexican babies who are pulling you like the fucking Iditarod through the ashes.

This is apocalypse. I'm okay with it. You've got, like, a lead baby in the front he's like more aggressive get together babies on track it gets really cold and you can't strike that match and you look at that lead baby and you're like i'm gonna cut you open and stick my hands in you i know jimmy we're gonna go to one earlier but we have these individual buckets now that we have available, like the Fiesta bucket, probably Mondo's favorite. It's called

a Fiesta, Dale! Who's having a Fiesta? Who's having a Fiesta at the end of the world? Hey, so the earth is littered with the corpses of friends and family. I may be having a fiesta, but it's Cinco de Mayo. I may be having a siesta, but not

a fiesta. I don't know if I can't see many. It would be great if the fiesta pail was in the shape of like a donkey piñata. You just knock it open and like tacos fall in your mouth. Mexican babies, it's mouth. Mexican babies. It's full of Mexican babies.

You knock the leg off and guacamole pours out. We gotta eat it all before it turns brown. You're just laying under it. Where's the chip, Pinata? Like an old-timey movie when they used to drink alcohol.

You're just laying under it with your mouth open. Guacamole's pouring all over your face. I've seen that movie too. Right. Caliente. The only Fiesta Pale

like this I'd be interested in buying is if it was full of alcohol. If you just open this up and it was straight tequila. The whole thing. If you open it up and there was salt

around the rim. Then maybe put the rest of it. You open it up it there was salt around the rim, then maybe put the rest of it. You open it up, it's like a straw pops out. It's like a margarita juice box. You just stick one in the five gallons. You're like, oh, it's the apocalypse. I'm going to drink myself to death.

Mommy needs her fiesta pail. Go bug your Mexican brother. Go bug your Mexican brother. The people who never started. Me too. To get ready. Me too. Just do something. Just do something to get started.

I know. Ray, were you, was your family preppers? How did you? My mother. Well, my mother is a depression era child. And because of that. She's a crazy old hoarder. She saves all the saran wrapper off the meat.

And she just has a giant ball of it in the center of her kitchen that she rolls around. She dies just crushed by it. she rolls around she dies just crushed by it well my grandmother has you know 25 mason jars full of buttons so she's like an old school prepper have you ever watched the hoarder show that hoarder show dude there was one that i like i watched and i could not i could not stop thinking about it and it was this woman who lived in a you know shitty old place and she was crazy and you know she had a but they start moving stuff and they found like cages of animals and like dead animals like just a cage with a dead animal in it and it's just curled up and like she just let a dog die and like you're just like how the fuck does that happen because the dog clearly is just

in the cage and just screams probably for hours to be let out you know probably because it it's hungry and it just knows you're there and could feed it and it's freaking out in this cage and she just let that thing die and i'm just like holy shit and she's crying saying don't do this to me i'm like i would fucking throw you in jail lady i would fucking throw you in jail for that you know i've seen a number of those where they have like like like they're like i don't watch that show very often but man. I've seen a handful. There's like somewhere like they're just like

moving shit around and they like move like piles of papers and there's like a flat cat. Like it's just flattened. It's just like it's like a and they don't even know how many they have in the house. The house is full of them. I at least understand if a cat goes into their garbage and dies but these are cages full of animals that she just watched die.

And that would take so long. And it would just be so torturous. I mean, it's the worst thing. I mean, it's not the worst thing. There's been plenty of worse things out there. But it's a very bad thing. But it's a horrible thing to like, and you're watching, you're like, how the fuck? Like, who calls somebody on this lady?

Who didn't call somebody way earlier, right? They're fucking kids. Right. Oh, they shit kids? I would call on my parents if they did that. I would call on anybody. Here's the thing. She's mentally ill.

Yeah. If my parents did that to a dog, I would call somebody and be like, no, they're fucking, they're abusing this animal. You need to get over there. But like, even if you didn't care about animals, and I do, but even if you didn't care about animals, right? Yeah. I joked about it a while ago.

You're the worst person in the whole world do yeah yeah i do care about animals though like if somebody that you knew was in this position they're mentally ill like you have an obligation to their health even if you don't give a shit about the dog right give an obligation to their health like fucking make a call yeah i just i i when i saw it i was just like holy shit yeah that hoarder crazy. And that show, I stopped watching it because those people don't get better. No. You know, I used to watch Intervention. Sure. And I used to like to sit down and have a nice drink and watch Intervention.

I used to do the same thing. I'd shoot up. I just. But at least like at Intervention, like a lot of times they'd be like, and then, you know, they went on. They changed their life. And they were fine. You know, and then they're like, and they got a job and they're happy. You and then you know they went on and they were fine you know and then they're like and they got a job and they're happy you know very often they had a good you know

the horrors it's like later they bought a subscription to every possible newspaper and died in an avalanche of their own filth and you're just like well that was depressing that's super depressing that that's the problem though I think with those exploitation shows with like those which is exactly what that shit is.

Is that you're just watching someone crumble. You're just watching a crumbling person on those shows and they never get any better. And you just and all you do is just sit and watch it and get depressed. Or in some cases, I'm sure people watch and be like, thank God, my life's not like that. But what's the I just I just don't see a benefit in those. So I don't watch it. Yeah, I stopped watching. Maybe it was kind of interesting at first to watch.

I learned a lot of that. And then I was in the military. I was in special operations and learned a lot of stuff there. And then I just, the Loma Prieta earthquake also had a lot of effect on me. Other events like Rita and Katrina

had effects on me. So it's all these things. Well, they scared you. Is that what you mean? You probably he probably wasn't anywhere near those things. Yeah, I think I think what he's saying is when I saw natural disasters happen on TV, they made me feel scared. And so I think you should feel scared, too. Incidentally, buy a bucket on an unrelated note.

Unrelated. buy a bucket on an unrelated note. Unrelated note. Buy a bucket. Mine has created this preparedness mindset and I live it. I live it. Do you have any prepping stuff? Do you have anything prepared?

I have nothing prepared. I keep one box of ammunition in my closet for hopefully I can, if there's a flash, I can end my life and my wife's life. That's what I keep it for. That's a good plan.

That's what I keep it for. I'm just like, because what am I going to do with a box of ammunition in the middle of 3 million people? What do you hope to do? Right. Yeah, it's for you. That's for you.

That's for you, Emma. It's for you. It's not for anybody else. And like what? I'm going to take my pistol and try to drive out of chicago during a fucking of an evacuation i'm i i'd be better off just getting a backpack and walking out of chicago you actually you really would yeah you really truly would in my car i keep uh there's a backpack in my car that has a handful of things in case my car breaks down and it's cold that's really it because i my car broke down once when i was cold yeah when it was very bitter bitter bitter yeah and i got stuck in the middle of the night like two three

in the morning in the middle of the night and i couldn't this was before cell phones and everything and i couldn't get you know it was just fucking free like i was scared cold so what did you what did you do scared cold uh i walked to i was i was on 355 or 290, I don't remember which. No, I walked to Army Trail Toll Plaza, so wherever that's at. Is that 355 or 290? That's 355. So I walked down the road to the Army Trail Toll Plaza, and then there's like the area for the toll workers that's over there. And they had a pay phone, and I actually called a friend's mom.

And she's like, okay, well, it's going to be an hour or two, you know, because it was the middle of the night and she wasn't nearby. workers that's over there and they had a pay phone and i actually called a friend's mom and she's like okay well it's gonna be an hour or two you know because it was the middle of the night and she wasn't nearby and i turned around i walked back to my car my car was dead so it wasn't warm at all my car was you're just out of the wind below zero yeah i just hung out in there stomping my feet and trying to you couldn't sit in the toll plaza like they weren't they weren't open it was the middle of the night i just got to a pay the middle of the night. I just got to a pay phone. Oh. That's all I did. I got to a pay phone, made a collect call, called my buddy's mom.

Oh. And then she came out and she got me. That was the thing. So now I keep a backpack in my car. Sure. It's got an extra blanket and the hands, the toasty toes. Sure. And a hand. That's the closest I come to prepping.

I think it's got some power bars that's like 100 years old. I have one of those too. What I have in the back is a tauntaun and I just cut it open and I climb into it. But I have an SUV so it fits. We got more room. I just drive a sedan. You think it smells bad on the outside. I do actually, yes.

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So this is also from right wing watch. Sam. Roarman. Sam Roarman. Bob Roarman. All you Chicago people are going to get that one. Bob Roarman. It's like a Victory Auto Records commercial.

It's like a Solosi and Edelson commercial. Solosi and Edelson. Yeah, yeah. My ex-wife met... I don't remember if it was Solosi or Ellison. I don't remember. I don't actually know which one.

Solosi or Ellison. She either met Siskel or Ebert. I'm not sure which one. She said he was a dick. He was a total asshole, yeah. So Sam. Was that the guy who would paint any car

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Favorite one wins a shirt. We'll find the favorite one we like and we'll shoot you a shirt. So, Sam. Roar, man. we like and we'll and we'll and we'll we'll shoot you a shirt so sam opposition to trump is creating the circumstances out of which will come the antichrist before we start i don't 100 disagree everybody's been saying this too like this is sort of a common thing. It is. I've never seen a lack of respect for the presidency like we're seeing now. Oh, really? When they lynched the effigy, is that, are we talking about that? It was a respectful lynching.

They gave him a last word. They had pressed their white suits the night before. They were very nice. Right, when they had like the signs that like compared obama to a monkey sure in that it had obama dressed as a monkey with like a fucking banana yeah was that was that a respectful racist caricature very respectful really really out loud we're saying this i have never had such a short memory as the memory I have right now. Whether you like Donald Trump or not, that's not my point. My point is that we have we have we got another movement in the country that wants anything but.

Order anything but law in order. That's the same thing. You said the same thing. You pause. You try to come up with a second thought. You didn't have one. You came up with a TV show. They said the same thing. You paused. You tried to come up with a second thought. You didn't have one. You came up with a TV show title. They want everything but a special victims unit.

They want everything but criminal intent. There's a group in the country that wants something other than law and order? No. This is the problem is that they keep mischaracterizing the resistance of Donald Trump on the streets with very peaceful protests so far with this for a long time. And currently, you know, the right wing lunatics, there's a right wing fringe that wants to overthrow and has wanted to secede and blew up a federal building. If anyone remembers that is kind of a big deal and forms militias, you know, all over the country. So those are anti-law and order guys, too. Some of them recently took over that fucking, like, farmhouse or whatever in Oregon that was up there.

The Flamingo Hut or whatever it was. The birdhouse. This fucking nonsense where they pretend that it is specific to one side of the argument. Both sides of the argument, the left and the right, have ultra fringe groups that are anarchist in nature or in deed. Sure. If not in philosophy. There was a bunch of right wing guys were sharing. I don't know.

And again, I don't know. I don't know how true these things are, if they're just trolls or if they're real people that are doing this. I don't know. Right. true these things are if they're just trolls or if they're real people that are doing this i don't know right but i remember seeing an image that was shared by some people that had on it a uh it was it was showing how to make a flag that actually you could beat somebody oh i remember seeing this it's like carry around this big beating stick and tie a flag to it yeah and now you got on now you got an amer beater. Yeah. You can just beat somebody with this thing because you went out and got an actual thing,

like a, like a piece of fucking hickory that you can fucking crack somebody's noggin in with instead of just, you know, just some random like piece of dollar. Right. And so, and so,

yeah, these people are, they're, they're, they're planning for this stuff. There's unrest, like you say, on both sides in some of these, but it's also a tiny portion

of this. I mean, when you're talking, I was, I've seen these marches all over the country when they're doing the tax march and they're doing the science march and they're doing the, you know, all these different marches. A lot of them are very, very peaceful. The women's march was ultra peaceful. Millions of people marched and there wasn't any arrests. So you're, you're talking about, you know, when they're saying there's unrest and they're saying that these people don't like law and order.

These people are fucking if they didn't like law and order, they wouldn't send in the permits for the fucking march. Right. I don't like law and order. Allow me to fill out this form in triplicate. There were cops at the fucking march I went to. They like law and order because they asked the law to make sure there was order let all the prisoners out let everything go and cut people's heads off everything's okay i mean what the fuck are you talking about remember when that was the narrative let all the

prisoners out cut out why are we on a pirate ship is that what we're talking about here you didn't you didn't notice the swelling seas and the the yeah Yarr. We got an awesome Jolly Roger. Yarr. All right, now you're on board. On board? I've never seen the contrast like we see it right now. Well, I don't think we have. Certainly not in our lifetime.

But again, you're hitting on a very... You're old! You're old! Do you not remember the 60s? The race riots of the 60s? No shit. Key point. You're old.

Do you not remember the 60s? The race riots of the 60s? No shit. Key point. Lawlessness is what the devil, Satan, is attempting to create. Are the devil and Satan like Jesus and God, like we were talking about before? Oh, yeah. Double doubles? Double, double, single doubles?

Where the devil and Satan look at each other and they're like, bro fist. Is that what we're looking at here? Are they one creature or two creatures? I don't know. Are they living in different areas? Because isn't there nine hells? I know there's nine circles according to Dante. So there's Lucifer.

So that means it's true. The devil. Satan. Beelzebub. Baphomet. Bahamut. Whatever his name is. Cthulhu.

Obama. I still haveulhu. Obama. I still have three more. Obama. Madeleine Albright. The new Coke. I think we've got all nine. That's the nine satans. The nine evil dictators.

They're the nine evil dictators that all merge in one Voltron Hydra. And they all have different heads. It's true. It's true because we just made that right up. They're the nine evil dictators that all merge in one Voltron Hydra. And they all have different heads. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. And then. It's true. It's true because we just made that right up.

And that's how the truth works now. The ideological enemies of Christ. And I'm going to put some of these into it. Globalism as an ideology. The one world government. Is not a thing. It's just not a thing. It's not a thing.

No. is is not a thing it's just not a thing so it's not a thing no the one what you've been i've been hearing about this since i was a little boy about the one world government the black helicopter the one world government we're going towards the one world government one world government i'm just like man who the fuck what fucking world do you live on what what is the one world government doing about syria then well what is syria is part of it right it would have to be right because it's part of the world yeah it's all about throwing off god's laws islam the other leading i'm calling them the tool for chaos the ideological enemy there's an anti-christ view. They are all about creating chaos.

So is the establishment. Wait a minute. The establishment is about creating chaos? They are the establishment. Like, wouldn't they want to stay with the established things? Isn't Trump the establishment? He's the duly elected. They have all three fucking.

They have the fucking Supreme Court. I don't understand how any of this works. They have both a fucking house in the Senate. And then they got the presidency. What does the establishment mean? If not, they have a majority of governorships. Do you know what's been interesting about this narrative? Honestly, interesting is that the Republicans are still playing the underdog card all the time.

They're they're in charge. Yeah, they're in. They're in charge. Yeah. They're numerically more numerous. Constantly. Numerically more numerous? Yeah, it's pretty good. There's more numbers of their numbers. There's a lot of them. The fuck is wrong with me? But Trump even is tweeting shit about how there's Democratic obstructions.

And you're just like, dude, he blew past those Democrats. Don't you remember when you blew past the Democratic obstructions? Isn't he always... He's so funny because on the one side he'll brag constantly, constantly brag about like all of his success, you know, like, oh, everybody loves me. I'm so amazing. I got elected by a landslide. The Democrats won't let me do anything. How can all those things be true?

How can you hold all of that in your mind at the same time without exploding like scanners? I think there's a lot of room in there. Yeah, right? It's a fucking echo. Some presentations, Perry, on tying together and connecting dots between globalism as an ideology, Islam as an ideology, and the establishment as an ideology. And they are all working together. Their common things are they hate God. They hate the Constitution.

They despise Jesus Christ. They want to kill and destroy Israel and the United States. And they are using chaos and division as their way of creating the circumstances. We know biblically that that chaotic circumstances is what out of which will come the Antichrist. Oh, my God. This is so boring. Why would you fall asleep? Can we move on? Oh, my gosh. Terrible. He doesn't make any sense and he can't speak.

These things that we're seeing are preparatory for the emerging of the Antichrist. But for that, it's the reappearance. It's what are we fucking dilated at 10 centimeters? Are you fucking kidding me? The doctor's there with his catcher. Here we go. Cervix of face. Give like, here we go. It's my fucking cervix of face. Give me the fucking salad spoons. It's coming out. Jesus.

And that's what I am looking for, but we have to understand that what we're seeing has been foretold. It is exactly what the Bible is talking about. Well, then it's fucking inevitable. Who cares? Also, that's so vague. Of course, everything's been foretold, and then nothing's come of it.

So what does he want us to stop these things? That's why fucking Harold Camp encountered on his fingers and came up with a date that was wrong. But if I follow his train of thought, all these things are happening. They're foretold. They're going to keep happening. So

okay, let them happen. That's your God's plan. Are you to stand happen. That's your God's plan. Are you going to stand in the way of your God's plan? I wonder if they think it's a test. You know what I mean? God gets you close and then pulls back. God edges you to the apocalypse.

I know. What happens is God gets you... God will threaten. He'll be like, I'm going to fucking do this. I'm just going to let these people run roughshod over you unless you fight back. And so God keeps on putting up these obstacles for them to, God's like a guy who sets hurdles

and a track for you to like jump over. God's fucking annoying. He's just, he's like a shitty little brother is what he's like. He just, you wake up and he's fucking set your alarm like an hour ahead. Just like fucks with you. He's just like fucking, he's like. You wake up and he's fucking set your alarm like an hour ahead. Just like fucks with you. He's just like fucking, he's like a shitty prank war.

Actually, that's a good idea. I'm going to do that to Sarah. I like that. What will happen is happening and we need to as God's people be taking advantage of this time and pointing people to Jesus Christ, understanding the battle of the ages is unfolding before our very eyes.

Yeah, fucking in a few weeks, Game of Thrones. Wasn't that a rock opera? You know, there is nothing normal about being a sodomite. There is no life that will come out of a rectum. You cannot produce life. It's only death. Every time there's nothing in a rectum except waste, refuse, and death. It wouldn't be a show, Tom, without Rick Wiles.

It wouldn't. So let's have a show. Here's Rick Wiles. Rick Wiles stands with Russia because the people in control of America today are Satanists. Well, there were several people before that were really for Russia because they don't like gays. And so there was a lot of people who were like, they got it right over there when they beat the shit out of their gays. And they beat them in the street. And they do beat the fuck out of them.

They beat them. They beat them and they put them in conversion shit. And then they throw them in jail. Is it Chechnya where it's like they got the exterminator, the concentration camps? Yeah, there's fucking concentration camps. I mean, you could call them extermination camps. I suspect they're probably pretty accurate.

Probably not too far off. Probably not too far off. Yeah. What happens when you concentrate a gay person? Like, how much water do you have to add back? They become a rainbow.

They're like those, they're like those like rainbow marshmallows and cereal. They're just like constantly dehydrated no matter how much liquid sits on

or near them. All right. So this is wiles uh talking big talks about russia i believe the deep state at its core is satanic of course you do shocking because you believe i kind of feel like i kind of feel like that encapsulates his great thesis and we're not going to get anybody that's it yeah that's his great thesis. And we're not going to get anybody. That's it. Yeah, that's it. It is Luciferia. They at synagogue of Satan dark state. In 1917, overthrew. Why is it going to be a synagogue?

Why has it got to be a Jew thing? I don't know. For real. Yeah, no, like that's that's absolutely. Yeah. Yeah. Why is that?

Semitic? Yeah. Why do you like? Why is it a mosque of Satan? Right. Yeah. Could be a temple. Sure.

Yeah. Could be a bad bath and mosque of Satan. Right. Yeah. It could be a temple of Satan. Sure. Yeah. It could be a Bed Bath and Beyond of Satan. The Russian government. The czar. They had a Bolshevik revolution. And the Russian people did that. Yeah. The czar had very little part of that.

All he was was taken out of power. He didn't want that. Was that the one with the horse cock? Which one was the one with the horse cock? Wasn't there one with like a fucking big old knocker who was like banging the woman? Was that Rasputin who was doing that? Oh, yeah.

Yeah. He had a big horse cock or whatever. And they killed him like 43 times or something. They did like a million things to him. He's like, I'm still good. It's still good. It's still good. It's still good. We should do a citation needed on Rasputin.

Yeah. That would be a great citation. Yeah. The Russian people were trapped in communism, atheistic, God-hating communism for 70 plus years. The Russians finally cast it off. And then they just decided to go with a mafia-based government. Yeah, right?

Now they're run by an oligarchy of crooks. Yeah, exactly. Are you fucking kidding me? That's better? Their three systems was like, before, basically, they had royal families that were just like, I'll just take all your shit and you can starve. And then it was the communists who were like, we'll just take all your shit and then you can starve.

And now it's the oligarchs who are like, we'll take all most of your shit and some of you can starve. And you can't drive on sidewalks. And came out from under this communist oppression. I believe the deep state. Who is the deep state again? I don't know. Who? I don't. Is the deep state. Are we the deep state who is the deep state again i don't know who i i don't is the deep

state are we the deep state i think i think when they say deep state what they mean and and this is this please correct us if we're wrong here but i think when they refer to deep state yeah i think they're talking about the people whose jobs are high level government jobs that are not turned over when the government, when the change of power in the presidency shows up. Oh, so it's like, it's the interoperatives. Exactly. They're all deep state. They're involved in the state in ways that they're not going to get fired for. So they're like grassroots run the government from inside.

They all somehow have a deep state get- every couple of days to decide exactly how they all want to do this together, which is, you know, it's always weird when they're like, yeah, the deep state's doing like, well, who's controlling them? Because would they have to all get together and like cast a belt? They all have like a fucking special rock in their drawer that they put in a box at the end of the day to decide what they're going to do at the end of the day. It does seem like, how do you pull each other? I realize, you know, I realize, you know, right now, you could probably get a Google poll pretty easily between yourselves, right?

But, you know, how do you all poll each other? How do you decide how the deep state is shifting and moving? They're all planning the New World Order, like, just by sharing one Google Doc together. Yeah, and the one person who has editorial rights is George Soros. Google Docs together. Yeah, and the one person who has editorial rights is George Soros.

It's furious with them that they dared to overthrow their God-hating atheism. There's Satanism, because it's not atheism, it's Satanism. Russia was under bondage to Satanism. The communist leaders were Satanists. They told the world they were athe. The communist leaders were Satanists. They told the world they were atheists, but they were Satanists. Yeah, you keep saying this and not proving it. I know.

It's just like, they keep saying it. Here's what they said, Tom, but they weren't. Yeah. And I offer you no proof other than me saying it. That's how you make proof now.

That's how things are proven now. It is true. We are in that world. All you have to do is look at Tom's Facebook feed. The people in control of America today are Satanists.

What do they defend? Baby killing. Selling baby parts. If you get a good deal. What's the point of killing the baby if you can't make some money off it? Look, fucking Jody Baker or whatever's got five Mexicans she's going to fucking go buy. Come on. You know, at least two of those she's going to part out.

Take them to a chop shop. Right. She like fucking makes one into a low rider she gets to this you just you wake up you know it's like why do I have fucking undercarriage lights glued to my what

the fuck is happening kids walking down the street part of him starts jumping hydraulics wouldn't it be awesome if Jim and Lori Baker fucking drove around in El Camino like pinstriping and shit all over it? Oh my God. Poverty, pedophilia.

And celebrated. They celebrated. Now listen to this. They celebrate pedophilia. Nobody celebrates pedophilia. The baby part isn't happening. The pedophilia is not happening. We're not being celebrated. Nobody celebrates pedophilia. The baby part isn't happening. The pedophilia is not happening. We're not being celebrated. This is not being promoted by anybody in control of America.

What about the spirit cooking, Tom? That's pretty good. If you get just enough salt, that's it. You got to season everything right. We had our special sauce. This today, an Russian newspaper today. The decision of the European Court on Human Rights regarding the law

on homosexuality promotion ban to children may be considered as an attempt to meddle in Russia's internal affairs according to the chairman of the Federation Council's committee. Yeah, you know what they're saying is like, fucking, you are

hurting human beings and that's fucking, that's like against human rights. Yeah, and it's the European Human Rights Council. Okay, great. Russia's not a part of that. Is Russia a part of that? No. So then, why? Russia's like, yeah, I don't like it because it makes me feel weird

because the rest of the world's judging me about my fucking actions. All you people are being judgy judgersons because we just kill a couple gays. What the fuck? Man, we just want to beat up the queers. You can't even strangle a homo these days. For constitutional legislation and

state construction, Andre Klishas. He said, the senator, this Russian senator said, the current legislation corresponds to the public morality that developed in the Russian society. As long as the legislative solution to the public appeal is within the authority of the national legislature, the European institutional bodies should have refrained from interference with our country's internal affairs. Said Russia? Yeah, right.

Pot, new kettle. Are you fucking kidding me? These other countries are interfering in our, they're meddling in our affairs. I think what we need to do is we need to get a bunch of hackers together and we need to hack into their homophobes and see if we can hack into their homophobes and get them to change their mind. They're already hack into their homophobes and see if we could hack into their homophobes and get them to change their mind. They're already hacking into their

homophobes. They just use machetes. No, they hack into their homos, Tom. Here's what they're talking about. Russia passed a law that bans homosexual propaganda to children. Yeah. So, so Tom, what's their law the russian law bans giving children any information about homosexuality this is a law that was used against the disney film beauty and the beast when he called for the when a ruling party mp called for the musical to be banned so we are not talking about gay propaganda, simply the existence of homosexuality. If children know about it in any way. Yeah, right.

Right. It's not like, it's not like they're handing you a book on like how to suck a cock. Right. Right. It's not like, it's not like a coloring book

on how to eat a fucking other guy's ass. Right. It's a, it's like, oh yeah, you can't even know that a homosexual person exists. Right. In a movie where it's not even really explicit. Yeah. It's like, oh, yeah, you can't even know that a homosexual person exists. Right.

In a movie where it's not even really explicit. Yeah. It's like there's not like they're open their lunch boxes and it's like, oh, here it's ass lube. Yeah. You know, it's not a thing. Oh, look, I got a I got a chocolate milk and some astral glide. The milk just goes right down afterwards. Yeah.

Especially if the chicken is dry. You just squirt a little bit. Absolutely. Yeah. It's like mayonnaise. That's what mayonnaise is. It is. It's just mouth lube.

A federal law, a national law in Russia. You cannot push homosexual, lesbian, transgender propaganda to children. Or tell them that those things are a thing. That's really more. The European Court on Human Rights

is now condemning Russia. As they should. Because they're awful. Demanding the repeal of that law. Which, if they don't do it, fucking boo-hoo. Look, Cecil, demand something of me I don't want to give you

uh give me your keys to your car no fuck yeah all right that's over fine it looks like i'm just gonna have to devalue your currency as a christian i stand with the russian people in their defense of morality. And I condemn the dark state. I thought it was a deep state. Now it's the dark. Is it the deep, dark, deep, dark, dark state? It was also a dark and stormy night state. Deep, dark, stormy night state.

It is in control of the United States and Europe and Canada and Australia and New Zealand. It is a Luciferian demonic satanic empire. Those are all the same thing. You just named me the same thing. Same thing. Just like Australia and New Zealand.

Same thing. Touch me. I want to be dirty. I like this story because fuck them. It's from the New York Times. Israeli woman who sued El Al for sexism wins landmark ruling. So Israeli airline employees are no longer allowed to ask women to change their seat because some dumb shit doesn't want to sit next to a vagina. Isn't that amazing?

Before, that was a thing. Why didn't they just move the dude somewhere? I don't want to sit next to a woman. Great. Grab another seat, motherfucker. I just don't understand that at all. You paid for a seat. Yeah.

You get the seat you paid for. That's it. You don't get to fucking decide ahead of time, be like, well, am I going to be sitting next to a kid? Dude, there's lots of times I've been on a plane and I would have, I would have rather my fucking seat mate been a different person. Sure. Right.

Like I fucking sat, I sat on a flight to New York. There's a fucking monster of a man who sat next to me. He was fucking huge in every way. He was drunk as a skunk and he talked the whole flight. I would have chosen virtually anyone else. But I don't get to pick. Sure. It was his fucking seat, man. That's it. Got the same seat.

I just got fucking mashed into the corner and he fucking yammered and drank in my ear and that's just that. That's the indignity of air travel. That's just how it is. What I like is these people that are and these are really Orthodox Jews

don't like that a woman is sitting next to them. Right. They're like, I just don't think that a woman should sit next to me. Well, they're afraid of accidentally being touched.

Yeah. Afraid of accidentally being touched. Accidental touching. I'm trying to purposely be touched. No, but these people are so fucking creeped out by women that they want to be moved. They don't want to be there. And then they're finally just like, no, this you can't you can't do that anymore.

We can't. We're not. This is not a thing we're going to do anymore. And and like you say, you know, just move them to the back of the plane. You know, just go to the back of the plane. Just create a bigot section. That's what I think they should do. It's just like, here's the weird rocking prayer box section.

Right. And you guys are just in your prayer box section. This is it. You guys want to have your little, like, suitcase for your hat and all the rest of that crazy shit. That's great. Good for you. That's awesome. Here's your unpasteurized milk. Right. You're the Amish that crazy shit. That's great. Good for you. That's awesome. Here's your unpasteurized milk.

Right. You're the Amish of your people. You're a weird non-zipper having people. And you're just going to sit and rock and cram shit in your prayer boxes that you tie to your forehead. Then do your weird shit. But you don't get to do that around normal people.

You have to be in the corral back there. You could do it around normal people, but you can't insist that the normal people cede to your crazy-ass demands. Exactly. Right? I can't even imagine. I can't even imagine if somebody said to me,

it was like, I'm going to need you to conform in some way to my wacky religious. I'm going to be like, really? Oh, no, no. You literally are staring into virtually the unvarnished energy of Satan himself

when you come up against the forces that are pushing the homosexual agenda forward. This is Right Wing Watch. This is Dave. Coach. Da coach. Not a coach. Daubenmeier. We are at war and LGBTQ activists want to kill us.

That sounds accurate. Yeah. Here we go. Those people that you see beating the drums, they are even possessed. I love that he has an iPhone right now. The caller is held up to his shitty headset microphone. Could you get a fucking shittier setup than this guy? Look, his entire

podcast or videocast setup cost $11.95 at Micro Center. This is that shitty podcast that you listen to where the guy got up and fucking let his cat out in the middle of it and just left the recording on. Serious Inquiries Only? Yeah.

There's five cats. He let one out each one and you're waiting 25 minutes you're like jesus it's taking forever there's an extreme amount of pussy in that house i'm just saying and hate the lord and they're fighting folks when we show like tooth and nails and we're just standing there tooth and nails that's how they're fighting is they're using their teeth. They have a single tooth and all their nails. Just tooth, one tooth. I guess he's probably broadcasting from the South. So tooth makes sense.

Bobby Carey, just Bobby Carey. Your dentures and nails. Folks, when we showed up initially, and I preached on the bullhorn for about a minute minute and a half just to get us you know just to kick it off a little bit the other side now you hear me you better hear me across the street the other crowd began to stand up and sing jesus loves me this i This sign now for the Bible tells me so. These reprobates on the other side were singing that Jesus loves them. This is a guy who gets to decide who Jesus loves.

He's so mad about this. But this is a guy who gets to decide that, right? Right. You as that person, you get to decide who Jesus loves and who he doesn't. And you can't sing that song because that song, that's my song. I love when they, when they, when these guys do that shit, right? Yeah. It's like, Hey, you know, uh, we're more numerous.

Yeah. We're louder. And we can sing your songs to you, man. Yeah. We can, we know your shit better than you know your shit. You don't get to control it. Right. This is that, this is the gaze circling.

It's the same shit. It's the same thing. Yeah. We shall overcome. It gets his goat. Oh, and it makes him mad. You could see he to control it. This is the gaze circling the same thing. We shall overcome. It gets his goat. And it makes him mad. You can see he's turning rat. He's turning rat. For those of you who think that we need to go to the parade to tell them that Jesus loves

them, they already got that. They got that, okay? They already got that. He's going to have a breakdown. He's sputtering mad. He's sputtering. I can't stand it. I love it.

God. Wouldn't you love to be in that guys? Like, like, okay. So I'm not a, I'm not a super confrontational guy. I don't like that sort of thing,

but I will say this. There's a few people that we watched that it would just be so much fun to be right in front of them and doing the one thing they're really just to see how they'd react in person. I just, I, this guy would be a hoot to go and protest. He would be a hoot to go and protest because you could see just,

he's just thinking about it and he's red. He, the best part is he's a guy who clearly just gets very upset. Yeah. Right. He's, he's like, he's not a guy who has a tight control over his emotional sure right sure he's a guy super fun to watch him get mad yeah and then once he does you can needle him for being mad oh no are you mad jesus loves you even if you're mad that's not how the song goes wait a minute you just keep fucking with that guy you could fuck with this guy till he killed himself yeah it looks like he's ready to explode

right now this wasn't a place to go share the gospel although that's why we did this was a place this was a battleground this was a this was a war room I can't even tell you I can't even tell you and for you for those it's clearly talking about pride he's talking about going out on a

Friday for the what do they call them? Gay people? Sunday morning, Monday morning quarterbacks. Those sitting up in the cheap seats. You're a coach. These are metaphors that should come right to hand. Are you kidding me? You should be talking about the fourth

quarter and third down. Jesus Christ. Be a third and inches. I mean, come on. He wears his like defensive coaching guy helmet or fucking ear. And the peanuts and popcorn crowd. You ain't got any idea. Keep your daggone mouth shut. You ain't got any idea about what goes on down there

and how to share the gospel. You ain't got any idea. He's so mad. You're so mad. You're mad, Phil. You don't know how bad it is. Police game people are upset when I yell at them. He's getting so rad. Keep your mouth shut.

You ain't got any idea what the enemy's like. The thing that I'm most proud about is when we went to the parade, we had 22 guys who now, for the first time in their lives, know what the enemy's all about. Yeah, they sang a fucking Jesus song at him. They sang a song at him. He's so Yeah, they sang a fucking Jesus song at him. They sang a song at him. He's so mad because they sang a song. This is how easily

tweaked these fuckers are. When I was a kid, I used to get on my brother's nerves like my brother would do something, and I would get on his nerves by being like, I'd be like, and the crowd goes wild. Yeah! Yeah! And I'd be like, you messed up, and the crowd goes wild.

Yeah! And he'd get so spitting mad,. And the crowd goes wild. Yeah, yeah. And he would get so like spitting mad. He would like drool out of his mouth and he'd like swing at me and he'd get super mad. And this just reminds me exactly of my brother when he would get mad as a kid. The first fist fight I ever got in was when I was in fifth or sixth grade. I can't recall which. With a kid named

Jason Harzak. And I got into a fist fight with him because I was riding my bike and he was insulting me in a sing-song tone. You just fought him? Pissed me off. I rode my bike right over to him. I jumped off my bike and he and I went to it.

That was it. Nobody sing-songs insults at me. I don't know why it made me mad. I'm like the coach or the coach, not a coach. No, the coach, yeah. He was singing insults at me twice, motherfucker. Yeah, so we went for it

because he was fucking singing insults at me. I got into a fight in junior high because somebody asked me from the back of the crowd, because there's a big crowd around the people, right? So these two kids, they're duking it out. And somebody asked me, said, who's fighting? And I said, oh, it's Jamie and Scott. And then Scott said, no, no, it's me and you and then we fought i had no idea why he stopped fighting he stopped fighting jamie scott fought stopped fighting jamie

to fight me and then he kicked me in the balls wait a minute super hard too i had like i had to go to the nurse like i was like like he hit me so hard in the nuts that i was like one of the other guy who was fighting him just walked away like he stopped fighting he's like okay i guess i'm done we like tussled for a little while and punched each other. And then when he kicked, he like hauled off and racked my nuts. They're like lodged in my nostrils. Oh my God. He fucking rolled me.

Damn, dude. I got beat up. That's a stupid. I love the reasons we get in fights when you're like, you're like seventh, eighth grade. I just turned around. I like literally turned around and said, it's two people. I identified the combatants. Well, now you're one of them.

I got kicked in the balls. That's fucking crazy. Yeah. I can't imagine what it would take to get me into a fight. I know. I know. Somebody would have to be in real danger. Someone would have to be in danger. For me to throw a punch or something. I couldn't imagine being in a fight. Out of

anger. Out of an anger response. Yeah. As a self-preservation, sure. But I have an anger response to actually strike somebody just because I was mad at them? Yeah. I can't even imagine it. Yeah, I can.

But I wouldn't do it. I've seen it. And if you think you just need to show up and tell everybody how much Jesus loves them You need to go stick your head Inside your pillow And go bury your head under your couch Because you ain't got it

Wait a minute, my head goes in a pillow Under the couch? First? Is it to protect it from Jamming it under the couch? Seems like a lot of process Can I just go to the sand? Is that okay? Because it's not a metaphor that I can do instead.

Seems better. What am I doing once I'm under the couch? How long do I stay there? How do I get? It's very short under there. Do I have to like. I've got like a flush couch thing. Do I have to do like child's pose?

I got to lift the couch and put it on my head. Stand there like, okay, now what coach? Now what coach? Now what, coach? Now what, not a coach? Any idea of a war that's raging outside the four walls of the church? Yeah, there's literally no war if you just let gay people be gay people.

Even if you don't. There's like no war at all to be had if you would have just stayed home. If you would have just been like, hey, you know what? Gay people exist today and they're happy about it. Cool. I'm going to watch the fucking NBA draft or whatever. I feel like anybody who's been to war might be a little

insulted when the enemy just sings a song at you. Like, yeah, my enemy shot at me with an RPG. Your enemy sings songs. Sing songs! But they're IED songs. Pollyanna, stick your head in the sand, ostriches, that's all you are.

That's all you are. Just share the love of Jesus with them. Hey, they think Jesus loves them. They think we're the evil ones. They're singing it ironically. They're singing it. They don't care about Jesus. Don't you understand what's going on

don't you know it's a war don't you know they want your children don't you know they're occupying your pulpits don't you understand that those same people singing jesus loves you this i know want to kill us they literally don't even know you exist. They wouldn't know you exist. Unless you show up and yell at them with a bullhorn. Unless you show up with 30 of you and you start shouting about Jesus at their fucking parade to shame them. Right. Unless you use your holy book to shame other people, they don't even know you exist. You could just sit there and quietly judge them. There wouldn't even be a gay pride parade if just nobody cared who

fucked who. Exactly. If this guy didn't exist, there wouldn't need to be one, right? Because most people would just be like, who cares? Everybody would just fuck the people they like to fuck. These people are going to die out. They're going to die out eventually. They really are just going to die out and it's not going to be... It's just going to be like, okay, well, they dead.

You want answers? I think I'm entitled. You want answers! I want the truth. You can't handle the truth. So this is right wing watch again. Bishop. Ew, Jackson. EW. That's what I said.

I just, I just read it. You just fucking enunciate. I get it. I get it. Says, uh, Jackson says the left wants to see Christians dead. That's the same. That's pretty much the same thing. I got to tell you though. Hold on. I don't wants to see Christians dead. This is the same thing. It's pretty much the same thing. I got to tell you though, hold on.

I don't want to see it. That's fucking gross. But here's the narrative. His voice. His voice. His voice. Play it again, Sam. He sounds like the Grinch.

Where we've got a guy. This guy Hopkinson. What the fuck is his name? guy. This guy Hopkinson. What is his name? He's got a Hopkinson. He's got a Hopkinson. We got this guy. He doesn't sound anything like that. No, he doesn't.

That's Eli's voice for you. Actress is not a virtue. Mimicry is not a virtue. Mimicry is not a virtue. And we shouldn't even remember his name. He's in hell now. But he targeted Republicans. He was looking for Republicans to kill. All right.

Yeah, we know that. He's a bad guy. He's a bad person. But that's not the narrative you hear in the mainstream media now. Yeah, we know that. He's a bad guy. He's a bad person. But that's not the narrative you hear in the mainstream media now. No, that wasn't. That's it. That's how you heard about it.

That's how you heard about it too because the guy specifically asked, is that Republicans practicing over there? And somebody said, yeah. And he's like, cool. I'll pull out my gun and shoot him. Everybody knew that.

Everybody knew that from the mainstream media. They heard that. I read it on MSN. Yeah. MSN. Yeah. It's the mainstream media. They heard that. I read it on MSN. Yeah. MSN. Yeah. It's most mainstream. It's just because my browser one letter away from MSN.

You don't hear them saying, you know, the left really needs to tone down all of this hatred and all this bitterness and all this anger and all this. No, you don't hear that. You know, they hear, oh, we we need to change the atmosphere we meaning all of us it's a

communal issue it's a common issue so he's saying that all these people that came out afterwards that said there needs to be a toning down to this rhetoric so nobody else gets shot he's saying it's the left's fault because they were the ones with the violent rhetoric.

And we shouldn't have to tone down our side. You should only have to tone down your side. It's not, it is not a large, it's not symptomatic perhaps of a larger problem of the vitriol that defines American politics. It's just the left are a bunch of assholes. Yeah. I beg to differ, it's not.

No, this hatred, this vitriol, this violence is coming from the left, primarily. From the left, primarily. They're the loudest ones because they're the ones

not in power, right? Yeah. They're not sitting on their laurels. They're not the ones waiting for something that's like, okay, well, we got the power, we don't care. They're not in ones waiting for something that's like, okay, well, we got the power.

We don't care. They're not in power, so they're going to be louder. Just naturally. It's just, this is just the swing of the pendulum right now. Exactly. That's all this is. Remember that guy who shot the congresswoman who was standing on the steps of the-

Gabby Gifford or whatever her name was? Yeah, right. And let's face it, the left gets away with all kinds of crazy stuff and you don't hear anybody denouncing it. You are right now. You don't hear anybody denouncing it. You are right now. You don't hear anybody mentioning it or defining it. You're just saying it.

What kind of crazy stuff? The crazy stuff. Give me an example of crazy stuff. No, thank you. I would like to know. Can you give me an example of the crazy stuff? Somebody who is conservative says something and all the conservatives are among the first to jump on them and denounce them and,

and separate themselves. I mean, president Trump himself, when he said things that people didn't agree with, they publicly come out against him. Even his own fellow Republicans. You don't see the Democrats doing that. You don't.

Yeah. See it all the time. See, it happens fucking constantly. Happens constantly. The left is fucking eating its own all the time. Sure. Don't see them doing it. I'm sorry. It's just the way it is. You don't. Oh, yeah. Now, I mean, you'd have to be. killing congressmen, you'd have to be sort of fireable not to say that as a, you know, a Nancy Pelosi, a Chuck Schumer.

Of course, they're going to say that. Would they not say it before a congressman was shot? Well, is he saying that like, OK, well, it's disingenuous because, of course, they're saying so what should they have done? Is this like is this like the metaphysics of morals where he's like, you wouldn't say it beforehand because it's now it suits your purposes? Yeah. So it's not the morality is not moral because it's altruistic, right?

Right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's the argument. It has to be, there has to be no self-interest in what you do for it to be a moral act. Right. So are you saying that since there's self-interest, of course they're going to say this,

that they're not acting morally. So what should they have done instead? I don't know. Like fucking call for him to get shot. Cause it fucking, hopefully they'll have to replace the seat. Right. There's,

there's literally nothing they could have done that would have satisfied. There's nothing you can do. You're damned. If you do damned, if you don't with this guy, I give them scant credit for it to tell you the truth. Scant credit. Scant credit is like a 530 score.

You're a renaissance with that shit. Can I have another title loan? No! Title loans are horrible, by the way. I bought this TV. It's only fucking 900 payments for $29.99. Say how terrible title loans are. Let's face it, folks. The bottom line is this comes back to the difference between God-fearing and God-less people.

That's really what it comes down to. See, most people on the left are so God-less that they can't understand our love for them because they are godless. They don't believe in God. They don't believe in the love of God. They don't understand it. They don't understand how much I love them, those stupid fucking Mongoloid people on the other side. Can I say Mongoloid anymore? Is that? I think you can as long

as you mean it. As long as I mean they're from Mongolia? We're getting an email from a Mongolian listener? We're going to send it from horseback? He's going to shoot it at us from horseback with an arrow. I've been bowling since I was three. I have a fucking stupid

hat on. A big furry stupid hat. I hunt my dinner with an eagle or whatever. Those people are fucking metal. They are fucking metal. That's fucking the greatest shit I've ever seen in my life. They have a fucking big ass bird. And they're like,

they are Game of Thrones come to life. Those people are fucking metal as fuck, man. It's like, goddamn. Goddamn. Fuck, man.

They got a big ass bird of prey. And they're just like, I'm going to fucking catch something. You're like, you go, you go. When, when you have weaponized fucking catch something. You're like, you go, you go. When, when you have weaponized nature.

Yeah. You are. That's it. That's it. He's like, I don't know. It's like having a fucking leopard go bring you dinner. Like I just, it's like a lion at pizza hut. It's like a bear in the drive through. It's like, I'd like what? roar! Bob, roar! There's like a bear in the drive-thru.

He's like, I'd like... What the fuck? It's a boa constrictor at the subway bringing you back a sandwich. Every time the bear just keeps bringing you back the garbage, you're like, no, I won't eat that. He's like, fuck it, it's good! Eat it! Come on! This is good food! It's a picnic basket. People are starving in China!

Not in Mongolia, because they have fucking animals to hunt for them. But in China, they're starving. I laid waste to the entire Burger King to bring this to you. Dragging a fucking bag full of grease. This is good stuff. Were you too good for this? What do you expect? When you ask a bear to bring you lunch?

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