Cognitive Dissonance - Episode 379: In Touch With Your Sin

Episode Date: September 25, 2017

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Yeah, I just I couldn't help but think that when they were talking about how the 9-11 attacks were caused by, you know, homosexuality and all that bullshit. And they were like, you need to repent. And not only did we not repent, but we, you know, legalized gay marriage nationwide. And we elected a Kenyan communist Muslim to be our president. So I just think it's weird that we didn't get attacked again after that. Be advised that this show is not for children, the faint of heart, or the easily offended. The explicit tag is there for a reason. recording live from glory hole studios in chicago this is cognitive dissonance every episode we blast anyone who gets in our way we bring critical thinking skepticism and irreverence 20 topic that makes the news makes it big or makes us mad it's skeptical it's political and there is no welcome out this is episode 379

of cognitive dissonance and cecil we just did uh two live stream chunky chicken pieces in a row yeah yeah we're starting to trend man we're using that live stream try to do it once in a while a little bit if we can we'll maybe push out a story on Thursday nights. We don't have a time, though. That's the problem is the time. Catch as catch can. Next week, since we're probably going to have it in studio, I guess we probably won't do it. But when it's just us and there's not a time frame...

Trying to use it more than we have in the past. It's one of those things we just forget to do and it normally takes a whole day to schedule. You're just like, we's one of those things we just forget to do. And it normally takes a whole day to schedule. Like you're just like, oh, we got to schedule around and we got to do all this stuff.

We got to, you got to kind of find special stories. But we figured we would try to throw a couple of stories that we're just not going to, we weren't going to actually do up there.

And so they turned out good. They turned out fun. So the latest stream is going to be on Facebook. I'll edit the current one so that when I post it to YouTube, so it actually works. Because for the first three minutes or so, there's no audio.

Like we just, we couldn't, we messed up. There was a button we have to flip. And then once we flipped it, still was no audio. But you fixed it by unplugging the headphone jack? Yeah, so. Because I, what? Like the metal wasn't connecting the metal? I don't know. Before in the headphone jack? Because I, what? The metal wasn't connecting the metal before in the headphone

jack? I'm still mad about that. I can tell. It doesn't make any sense. It does not make any sense. I'm still very wounded. I am. I am. This is right in my heart space. This is going to bother me all night. But let's move on. Let's talk about some shit that actually might matter. This is from the ACLU's

website. Same-sex couples are being turned away from becoming foster and adoptive parents in Michigan. So we're suing. This is interesting because this is from the ACLU's website. So this is a story from the guys that are doing it, who are engaged in the transaction. And this is a topic you and I have talked about before. Yeah, many times. Many, many times. And it occurs to me like, how fucking bleak is your life

if you are in need of adoptive parents in Michigan? Yeah. You know? I guess that's true. Like in Michigan. You're like some fucking like orphan in Flint. Like I would... Might as well just drink the water at that point.

So the question I have about the story is like, what pair of animals would you not accept as your parents as an orphan in Michigan? Right. All these people raised by radioactive wolves. Like a couple of scorpions could show up and they'd be like, yeah, here they carry. They carry their young on their back. It's fine. Like their back is like it could be raised by anything. Yeah. By anything. Yeah. As long as you leave Michigan, I feel like that should be conditional on acceptance here. It's like, as long as you leave Michigan, you'll give this kid a better home. It doesn't matter

if you're a murderous chimpanzee, like if you're going to rip the fucking kid's face right off and eat it. You know, there's 13,000 kids that they mention in this article. 13,000 kids in the Michigan foster care system. That's amazing. It's a lot of fucking kids. I didn't think there was

13,000 people in Michigan. No, none of them were there of their own volition. That's true. Yeah. Michigan is basically like a prison state. It's the Alcatraz of America. It's the New York, escape from volition. That's true. Yeah. Michigan is basically like a prison state. It's the Alcatraz of America.

It's the New York. Escape from New York. It's like that. It's just a big barbed wire around it. And you just get an air dropped in as a fetus. Just. We should use a parachute for those fetuses. The crazy thing is that these child placement agencies are religious because they're the ones that are the ones that are refusing, right?

So it's not that the state has anything. They just use these child placement services to find homes for these children. And the child placement agencies are the ones that these prospective couples are calling up, the same sex couples, and saying, hey, I'd really like to be a parent. Yeah, how much is a baby? Give me a cell, buy. Can you buy them just like on layaway, just get a part at a time?

Or is that, I saw a video about that. There was a movie called Cheaper by the Dozen. So maybe they throw an extra one, like a baker's dozen, but you have to be called Jim and Tammy Faye Baker. Oh, yeah, you go whatever her name is june baker what is her name now june bug i think that's horrifying if you lori beat your foster kids do you get a punch card for more punch card right nice i like that pretty punny pretty punny there you go i want to say one of the things that i i was i sort of took a look at, because what their argument, I think, is that LGBT people don't have the same skill set or they're not as good, right? There's a quote from their website that says, fare no worse than other children. While many of the sample sizes were small and some of the studies lacked control group,

researchers regard these studies as providing the best available knowledge about child adjustment, and we do not view large representative sample as essential. We identified four studies concluding that children of gay or lesbian parents face added disadvantages

since all four took their samples from children who endured family breakups, a cohort known to face added risks, these studies have been criticized by many scholars as unreliable assessments of the well-being of LGB-headed households. Taken together, this research forms an overwhelming scholarly consensus based on over three decades of peer reviewed research that having gay or lesbian parents doesn't matter. Okay, hold on, hold on. Counterpoint.

So that was a good point, right? Absolutely. I can't... Scholarly consensus. Right. But what if they see two guys kissing? But what does that do, though? It makes other people who aren't in that house feel weird in their pants.

That's the only way I can... Right? I got to ask you this question because this is the thing that... This is the real heart of the matter. They think that if you're... I mean, this is what it really boils down to. If you come from an LGBT household, you're going to then be LGB. That's what they don't want.

They don't want... Well, but I think there's more to it. I think they also think that you'll be molested because a lot of these idiots... They think the pedophilia thing. But let's just go with the one that you'll then be gay or you'll teach your kids to be gay. I might have had one conversation

with my parents about sex. My dad never gave me any pointers. Did you ever walk in on them? My dad was never like, so you want to spread it like this and you want to to my parents about sex? My dad never gave me any pointers. Did you ever walk in on them? My dad was never like, my dad was never like, so you want to spread it like this and you want to tongue this area. My dad was never like that. My dad was not, my dad was just like,

there'll be monsters down there. That was the extent of our conversation. Like my dad was just like, be careful to wrap it up. Like that was what my dad's comment was. I didn't even get that. My dad's comment was,

be careful to wrap it up. You don't want to be a dad when you're young. That was, that was the entirety of the comment. We had one, I remember we had one, one birds and the bees conversation when I was maybe eight or nine. Cause I, you know, the show facts of life. Yeah. Well, I wondered what it referred to. Take the good, you take the bad. And I asked my dad. Take them both. There you have. Weird, Odd conversation with your dad. Yeah, right? So I asked my dad. I was like, hey.

Hey, dad. What are the facts of life? What are the facts of life? I was referring to the TV show. He didn't. He started drawing me pictures of fucking bits and bobs. And I was like, this is not how this was supposed to go. And that was eight or nine.

It had nothing to do with having sex. It was just like, this is what women's got. Boys have a penis and women have a vagina. Be afraid of the vagina. Yeah, sure. That was the only sex conversation I ever had in my life with my dad. The weirdest part is that he put on the 1812 Overture when he was drawing him. Why is that weird?

Is there some better music for that? What do you put on? I put on the Imperial March. I find the cannon blast to be inspiring. Is there some better music for that? What do you put on? I put on the Imperial March. I find the cannon blast to be inspiring. Dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun. Well, I thought that the point of the church was to worship God, and the boy fucking was just incidental. No, it's just the other way around.

The point of the church is the boy fucking. All the other stuff is just busy work. This story is from the independent.co.uk. Philippe Barbarian. Sorry, that's not how it's pronounced. Philip the Barbarian. Philippe. Philippe.

Barbarian. Barbarian. Just got to give up. That's how you pronounce all French things. Give up mid-word. So you say, Philipp got to give up. That's how you pronounce all French things. Give up mid-word. So you say, Philly, Barbaron.

That's it. You just give up. We should get Eli to pronounce it. He does a really great job with the French. Eli does do a good job with that. And not Noah. Listen to the citation needed that we just came out, because Eli does a lot of French pronunciations in that.

Kills it. French cardinal to face trial for not reporting child abuse six other priests have also been summoned to court if only there was some way to prevent this yeah if only cecil guy it's a real it is a tragedy right it's a it's a tragedy that these cripplingly ineffective shitty old men have to be summoned to court to face this these kinds of accusations if only they could have done something ahead of time yeah they have done yeah so confusing maybe they could have reported child abuse what's what's good though that in in france that's something that you can go to court right and that is that is good and i looked it up and it says and this is a quote

from uh one of the i looked up a thing that was like a clergy project that talked about what the rights of the clergy are when they hear about sexual abuse. And this is a quote from it. 28 states and Guam currently include members of the clergy among those professionals specifically mandated by law to report known or suspected instance of child abuse or neglect. So 28 states. That's not enough. Right. Right. Isn't that, that's the shocking part. Just over half. Yeah. I, here's, I don't understand. I genuinely, I genuinely do not understand the rationale. No, I can't imagine how anybody doesn't immediately say, yeah, you should have to report that right away. What if it were my kid?

These lawmakers are by and large family people because they have to sell the fact that they're family people to get elected. Even if they don't want kids, they have to fucking show them off anyway. They have to go to the abortion mill and pick some up. And just pick some up.

Weekend babies. Just. Fucking weekend at babies. Just powder them the right way. They make better finger puppets. Hello. I have a little baby. They do. They just take them away from all the gay people that had them. They just swipe them from all the gay people that had them naturally.

Swipe or no swipe. It's a bad Dora the Explorer joke. But like, seriously, like what, what rationale could you possibly use to be like, man, I mean, if you told a priest you were fucking the kid,

then it's fine. I mean, I don't have to say anything. We don't want to make it weird for the priest. Sure. And in this case, the priest is covering up for another priest.

Right. I mean, he's covering up for another... Which is endemic to the whole system in the Catholic Church. It's like, it's why these things,

it's why these perpetuated for so long is because these guys were like, I'm not these things, it's why these perpetuated for so long is because these guys were like, I'm not going to tell on you if you don't tell on me. Glory all in extremely long black cock. I like the story a lot. It's from the Omaha World Herald.

Parrish removes priest who asked middle school students during confession if they masturbated or watched porn. Yeah. They all did. I know, right? I laughed. I was like, yeah, 100%

of them. 100% of them. They're in the confessional jerking off to porn right now. They're so happy confessional jerking off to porn right now. They're so happy that it's an enclosed private space. As an eighth grade boy, if you put me in any enclosed private

space for a longer period than three seconds, my pants have fucking disintegrated. They're just gone. They're gone. I've thrown them away. I've removed them so hard I've thrown them away. I've, I've removed them so hard. I never owned them. The priest is like, uh, okay.

So how many times you masturbated? 20, 25, 26, 26, 26, 27, 28. And the priest is just like, 28, 29, 30, 30, 30, 40, 41, 44, 45, 46. A 13 year old-old boy? Are you kidding me? A 13-year-old boy will rub a fucking twofer out during a fucking commercial break. There's a quote from this that I think is,

that I think suffers from phrasing. Okay. All right. I think he was trying to get them to really discern and be in touch with any sinful behavior they had, McNeil said. So I think it was the case of, from what we know right now, the case of trying to be too helpful. Too helpful? Was he going to fucking jerk them off himself?

No, you're doing it wrong, kid. But you know, I actually am not 100% sure, to be perfectly honest, why that's inappropriate for a priest, right? Priests have always moralized about sex. Sure, yeah. And they've always moralized about masturbation. I mean, I think that as long as there's been porn, they've moralized about that, too. I wonder if he's quizzing them about what video they're watching. Well, I guess that's the only way

that I feel like this would be out of line. I think it's ridiculous. But is it out of line with the historical actions at all? I'm not sure that it is unless they're like,

so, can you go, let me see the video. Yeah. Can you go real slow and tell me exactly what you did? Show me where you finished. Did you fast forward to the end

so you finish it? No? Okay. Anyway. I'm going to introduce you to this. This is Handy. He's a stuffed animal. Are you like a compilations guy?

Are you like a whole video guy? He's got one of those hamburger hands for the hamburger helper. And it's just covered with jergens with a hole cut in it. These idiots don't need to be talking to kids about sex and sexuality. They're not trained. No. First of all, they don't know anything

about human sexuality. They don't fuck. Exactly. Right? They don't enter into long-term romantic relationships with other human beings. Right?

They don't know. They don't enter into short-term romantic relationships. They don't know anything about what they're talking about. Of all the things that they should know about, jerking off would be

at the top of the list. You would think that they would be fucking varsity level. Okay, let me tell you. Okay, so you're going to get a twofer. Here's how you do it. They're going to tell you. They would know all the secrets. They'd be like, oh, here's

how you fucking cash your porn so your loading times are shorter. They're like the Jedi fucking masters of this shit. It's like, whoa, whoa, whoa. Amateur. You're getting pop-ups still? Let me get in here. Take care of this. Take care of this. Yeah, fucking Yoda's sitting on the ground.

Jerk off, you will. Covered in slime. Different colored slime. Right. You know. I mean, these people are, they truly are in the numerology. It's their religion. All right.

This is from Right Wing Watch. Jonathan Cahn, 9-11 and the Lewinsky scandal. We're back at the Lewinsky scandal. We're foretold by the Bible. I actually grabbed this because haven't we forgotten about the Lewinsky scandal? Evidently not. Are we not done with that?

Evidently not. I feel like he finished. Hey, now it's over. Hey, now, right? Here we go. He should have come in her mouth. He wouldn't have had now. It's over. Hey, now. He sure did. Man. Here we go. He should have come in her mouth. He wouldn't have had any of these fucking problems. How long was Bill Clinton on the national stage? He began and he was elected governor in 1979.

That's the beginning of his rise. He lasted until 2001, the end of- That's a long time to last, by the way. Man, that's fucking stamina. That's a fucking Kama Sutra level shit right there. There comes a point where nobody's even having any fun anymore. Exactly. You're just like... Your balls are fucking...

They're not even blue. They're like past blue, whatever color. Start a fire in that thing. Go right to plaid or whatever. I don't even know. Fluorescent. You're like Survivor Man. It's like...

I want to point out that he's saying Clinton's rise started in 1979, but Clinton was... He actually tried to run against the incumbent governor in 74. So did his rise happen before then? I don't know. Maybe it's just convenient

that we're picking the state. He was actually elected to office. He was the attorney general, the attorney general in 1976, but he was elected to governor in 1978. But he's using his inauguration day as the start for his numerology. Because that's where it's going to work. But it's actually, it turns out that it's because their numerology doesn't work unless you fudge the numbers a little.

Which is really easy to do when somebody's been alive for a long time. And then you could just add a point, just say, oh, well, this is when they came into power. This is their rise. Of his presidency. That's 22 years. Open up the Bible and open up and it says,

Ahab, son of Omri, reigned in Samaria for a period of 22 years. Oh my God, the number 22 has appeared. That's amazing. One time in the Bible,

only once, I'm sure, 22 years. Gible de Gob reigned over the fucking lands of Himmity Hammity for fucking 22 years. Hamada, Hamada sure. Gible de Gob raid over the fucking lands of Himity Hamity for 22 years. Listen to that gibberish.

I know. Gibberish ass garbage. Who believes this stuff? Assholes. Clinton follows the same template of Ahab. The same thing in every way. What, is he going to get eaten by a whale? He's going to lose a leg?

He did wind up spearing something in a blowhole at a certain point. So I think there is internal. There's no evidence. There's also a scandal.

It's also the reign of Ahab, known for a scandal. The scandal for Ahab was he was shoving kosher cigars up someone's twat? Was that what Ahab did? The scandal of Naboth and the vineyard. Well, the Klin years... Oh, hold on a second. Wait.

They did the what? The Visigoths went to the vineyard. The scandal of Naboth and the vineyard. Well, the Klin years, of course, were also known for a scandal. Oh, he's like, yeah. I like how Power Armist Armors is like, oh yeah, that fucking Vineyard scandal. Jeez. Oh God, that was ridiculous. I remember when that was uncomfortable.

Just getting into my third grandkid or fucking whatever. When Naboth was in the Vineyard. Fucking who was in the kitchen with Dinah? Are you fucking kidding me? Known as scandals and the key one was the lewinsky scandal he was impeached well when did the scandal of ahab and jay when did it when was it exposed it was exposed in the 19th year of the king so what happens if we take the beginning 1979 of bill clinton's rise give 19 years it takes us to the year 1998 but he

wasn't the president for 19 years he was he was't the president for 19 years. He was only the president for eight years. I thought we were talking about 22 years. No, he's saying, when did the scandal happen? Well, you have to go back to the 19 years ago from when the scandal happened.

Oh, for fuck's sake. Well, so if the scandal happens 19 years into his quote-unquote rise, well, his rise was when he became governor. That's when he became king. The fucking, yeah,

our king is the fucking governor of Arkansas. That's our king. Get the fuck out of here. That's when he became king. The fucking, yeah, our king is the fucking governor of Arkansas. That's our king. Get the fuck out of here. That guy rides a pig to work. Fuck you. That guy ain't my king. 1998 is the year

of the exposing of the scandal. In fact, he was sworn in in January. So January 1998 is the actual month that it broke loose. And I'll give you some more things. I know we can just... I'll make up some more shit. Hold on a second. The 19th year is month that it broke loose. And I'll give you some more things. I know we can just... Nine years and more things.

I'll make up some more shit. Hold on a second. The 19th year is when that scandal broke loose. Yeah, because it's convenient for you to count backwards from that. Do you ever play number games when you're driving with license plates? Oh, yeah. It's super easy to get to exactly where you want. I do it all the time.

I do it all the time. I'm driving around. I drive a lot. I drive several hours a day. I play number games with license plates all the time. I'll just pick a time. I'm driving around. I drive a lot. I drive several hours a day. I play number games with license plates all the time. I'll just pick a number and decide, yeah, I'm going to try to every license plate. I'm going to try to make the number 36 or something. You make it every time.

Yeah. Right. Every single time. Numbers are the easiest things to manipulate if you have no rules about how you're going to use them. Exactly. Yeah. Well, one is that in the scandal, it actually in Ahab's fall, it's linked to the tribe of Levi. I won't go through it one is that in the scandal it actually in ahab's fall it's

linked to the tribe of levi i won't go through it it's in the book but it's like so could there possibly be a link with the tribe of levi and the scandals of the clinton years well here's the thing from the name levi comes the name levin from levin comes lewin from lewin comes lewinsky oh come on yes that oh my i don't know if you knew this, Tom, but from the word intern comes internal. He probably gave her one of those. Which is what he should have done if he didn't want any evidence on the dress. It's what he did.

Again, it all works out. The Lewinsky scandal, it literally means the tribe of Levi. Are you serious? Yeah, absolutely serious. And she was actually a descendant. She's a Levi. And that's in, that's part of the fall of Ahab.

Well, let me get even more mind boggling here. I mean, this is, what happens is that when Elijah rebukes Ahab for the scandal, he repents. And so God says, okay, you're gonna have a little time period before judgment. So there's a period. God's like, hell yeah. Hell nah now. I want to, you had that scandal in the vineyard or whatever you had. I don't even know, but I'm going to give you 19 years from there.

We're going to give you a few more months to simmer. Go to your room. I'll be up in a minute. That's what that is. It is true. That's exact. Go to your room and I'll be up there in a minute. Go to your room.

When I simmer down and don't feel like beating you. Read a book of the Bible, three years from the king's repentance to a calamity that comes on the nation now did bill clinton never repent well he did it was a it was a white house prayer meeting and he said this is my repentance he actually said repentant take that date what happens if you take that date add the three years of the paradigm could it lead to a significant event it takes you to an exact day the day it leads you to to is September 11th, 2001. So hold on a second. So the calamity for someone

giving you consensual sex outside of wedlock is kill 3,000 people. I feel like America's fucked right now. Jesus. Right? America is, I mean, we are in a rough spot. That's your, that's the real, okay.

Take away everything else. The reason why 9-11 happened is a blowjob in the fucking Oval Office. Should have put in the Oval Orifice. I mean, if you're going to. It was. I mean, it depends on how she holds her mouth. That's true. That's true.

You never know. The day of the calamity. Incredible. The day, to the day. And actually, he, it happened in the morning. Well,

9-11 then happened in the morning. Oh, who believes this shit? Okay. Look, nobody gets a blow job in the morning. Breakfast happened in the morning, Tom.

The White House event of the repentance began at 830. 830 pinpoints the hour that 9-11 begins. No, no, it's not. No, actually, the first plane hit at 8.46. I looked that up today.

It's not. The fact that it's not true doesn't mean he shouldn't say it. Because there's no time in there that 8.30 matches, right? 8.30 doesn't match. It just doesn't fit. And it ended, the event ended at 10.30. Could that contain 9-11? The last event of 9-11, the tower, the North Tower coming down, it happened at 10.29 that contain 9 11 the last event of 9 11 the tower the north

tower coming down at having a 10 29 one that's not 10 30 that's not a different number so if numbers are that important and they need to exactly be exact right 10 29 is not a minute later was 10 30 this is to the day to the minute to the hour i love that he's like 10 29 and a minute later it was 10 30 yeah and a minute after, it was 1030. Yeah. And a minute after that, it was 1031. Who fucking cares? And did you catch what he said, though, when he's like, it's to the minute? It's not. The last event of 9-11, the tower, the North Tower coming down,

it happened at 1029. One minute later, it was 1030. This is to the day, to the minute, to the hour. It's not to the minute. It's not to the minute. You just added one. It's to the approximate range. Yeah, around about then. But it's not to the minute. You just added one. It's to the approximate range. Yeah, around about then.

But it's not to the minute. So, well, and that's the thing is, right? You went through all this work, right? To fucking do your subtraction and your adding and all your shit that doesn't, you know, that's bounding. At a certain point, there's no way you're going to make it fit perfectly. So just give up at that point. Just be like, I mean, you already fucking made it all up anyway. Right, just lie and say it was 1030.

Yeah, just lie, which is what he did. He did at 830. These people are not fact-checking. Nobody's listening. Nobody's listening to Jonathan Cahn's like, oh, I'm going to go out and double-check that. Nobody's doing that because it's obvious gibberish

unless you're a fucking idiot. Yeah. Unless you're predisposed to believe all these secret fucking number codes that are hidden around, you know, in your dollar bills and the secret number codes that are in your fucking alphabet cereal and like all that fucking nonsense. Unless you're predisposed to that gibberish. If you're not, you wouldn't. I don't have to fact check this to know this isn't true.

Sure. It's nonsense on its face. And one of the things, too, is like, what does it do for you? Like, let's say that there is 20 minutes or 20 years in between the king and the fallen king. What are you going to do? Well, Bill Clinton, his presidency was sandwiched between 20 years of Republicans, eight with Bush the younger and then 12 with Reagan and Bush the older. So his presidency is sandwiched between 20 years of Republicans. So it's like, when exactly are we looking at when this big calamity,

we're counting back from 20 years from when the big calamity happened just to try to find something that fits this, right? Of course. We're trying to find this piece that fits in. Well, we don't know when the calamity is going to happen, but we have to count backwards, right? We're always doing this work in reverse. We're never doing this work in the forward. We're never saying, okay, well, this person comes to rise. And so 20 years from now is when we need to pay attention. Without the hindsight of seeing what

the calamity is, there's nothing you could do ahead of time. Yeah, okay. So it's useless information anyway. Even if it fucking matters, it doesn't matter after the fact. You are just being so picky. This guy clearly can predict the past with

perfect accuracy. Perfect hindsight. Absolutely. He can predict the past down to the minute. Down to the, well, not down to the minute. No, he can get it very close. Very close. His theories can predict the past.

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Why his rhetoric was a game changer. Trump gave a speech at the UN, which was very seriously not good in some ways. In some ways, absolutely. And surprising in other ways, though. The part of it that I think I want to focus on is one of the parts that a lot of people are focusing on right now. And that's with respect to what he said about North Korea. North Korea, I don't have to remind anybody, is a sovereign nation, right? They are their own country.

They are a sovereign nation. And granted, they are a nation run by an autocratic baby man who detonates hydrogen bombs inside of secret mountains in order to scare the world and basically hold us hostage to his bullshit and doesn't give a shit about the well-being of his own people. He's a monster. He doesn't care. He's an absolute monster of a human being. But one world leader to another. The appropriate way to refer to somebody is not as Rocket Man. You don't come up.

I want to read exactly what he said. He said, if the United States is forced to defend itself or its allies, we will have no choice but to totally destroy North Korea. He told world leaders. And he said, Rocket Man is on a suicide mission for himself and his regime. Name calling. Yeah. We are getting fucking name calling and threats of nuclear annihilation.

Existential threats delivered to a man whose grasp on power is tenuous. Kim Jong-un, his grasp of his hold of power is built on this idea that he and his family alone are the only ones that can protect North Korea and its people from the West, specifically from the United States. Any existential threat is going to be met with more bombast and more rhetoric. This is a guy who cannot back down.

He's not allowed to back down. The rhetoric and the narrative that put him into power does not allow him to back down. This is an escalation. This isn't statesmanship. This isn't diplomacy. He's playing right into North Korea's hands.

Exactly. They don't even have to doctor this for propaganda. You could just play word for word. You don't have to doctor this at all. Just play the speech. You could translate this literally and it would play exactly into their hands. I give my 10-year-old shit if he name calls.

Yeah. No, he doesn't do it as a name call. Yeah. At least not in my fucking hearing. Yeah. Right? Because that's not how you do this. Yeah.

This is the President of the United States and he's sort of flippantly talking about, we will totally destroy your country. Yeah. Rocket man. Yeah. Are you fucking kidding me? Yeah.

That's not how this works. That's the least amount of diplomacy that you want to have. And one of the things too is like, he goes there and he starts talking about sovereignty. He's talking about it. He mentioned it.

I think I listened to something that said he said it like 25 times or something, sovereignty, over and over and over again. Leave it to a guy that goes to the United Nations to talk about how separate we are from everything. You know what I mean? Like, it to a guy that goes to the United Nations to talk about how separate we are from

everything. You know what I mean? Like, this is a guy who misunderstands the assignment. And one of the things that he did do, which is interesting, is that he sort of did hem and haw a little bit about the cost, but said that, you know, if things work out with the United Nations, it's worth the cost, which is something that he's never said before. At least that's not what he was elected on. He was elected, when he was elected, he was elected on an isolationist policy. Right. This is, there's nothing more globalist than the United Nations. That is a globalist organization. It is an organization made to make it sound like, to make the world be a be closer to one cohesive unit. And him playing nice with it

is probably not great for his base because his base, you know, they probably... Well, they hate the United Nations. But they jerked off to the North Korea stuff. So he clearly threw stuff in there for them.

But you're absolutely right. All he's doing is just, he's stoking the fires that way. I can't... It's scary to think that, you know, they could just shoot a bomb at us and then what happens? Then we nuke them.

Well, we just nuked part of the world then. Yeah, well, and it's bigger than that. And it's way more complicated than that. Now, how does China respond, right? There's a shared border there. Yep. So how does China respond when, you know, it's not like we can wage war

in North Korea and say, oh, and by the way, we don't want the prevailing winds to shift any of this radioactive fallout into China. If we accidentally irradiate or something goes wrong. What if he irradiates the place if we invade or something? You know what I mean? Like, what if he just blows off the bombs?

Right. I mean, this is not, these are not games. These are not games. These are the lives of people. The North Korean people have nothing to do with this guy. Yeah. They have nothing to do with this guy. We don't want to, we don't want to nuke. The North Korean people have nothing to do with this guy. They have nothing to do with this guy.

We don't want to nuke. We don't want to destroy human beings, men, women, children who have no say in how their government is being run. They don't have any choice here. We're going to do what? We're going to incinerate them because two assholes basically can't fucking put their dick away? That's what's going to happen. That would be the worst stain on our humanitarian history as a people possible. How many people live in North Korea?

25 million, I think. That shit is legitimately scary. I just pray over this equipment. We speak over the PowerPoint presentations, all of the video projectors. And we say, devil, we know what you love to do in meetings like this. And we say, you will not, in Jesus' name, you will not prevent this message from going out. No microphone problems, in Jesus' name. This is Right Wing Watch. Now, a week or two ago, we talked about Lance Wallaby. He was in a library, if I recall. He was in a library. And he was celebrating.

He was patting himself on the back and pulling his own dick about how happy he was that he moved Hurricane Irma ever so gently so it only did billions of dollars worth of damage and killed like 30 people. Well, Hurricane Maria was coming and it was about to hit Puerto Rico. And so he figured he would get involved and ask Marie to turn away. We see that hurricane coming to Puerto Rico. We command the hurricane to veer off course into the ocean. Get out of here, hurricane.

I got a workout for you. Did everybody just got out their broom and just shoot it off the porch? Right? Ricochet off into the ocean. Ricochet. Ricochet. We'd have to bounce off of something. It did. It bounced right off of Puerto Rico. Well, and by bounce, you mean tore in half

off into the ocean. You shall not hit nor shall you destroy Puerto Rico. I like to say that because the liberals at right wing watch make fun of me because they think I have power over the hurricane. But they admit that it's not just me. It's the 5,000 people praying with me. They got you in. Do you know that you were in the newspaper? They were covering you too. They're making fun of both of us.

So what? In the name of Jesus, we thank you, Lord, that you're giving us power. They're just playing you saying what you say. And it's not making fun of you. Right. Wing Watch isn't a newspaper, you stupid asshole. It's a weird newspaper to get a video in. Right.

It's like somebody, somebody like cut out a little iPhone as best they could. So they could play the video on your newspaper. I love it. He's like the liberals like to make fun of me. Yeah. Well, yeah.

You're unsuccessful in your attempts to do like, you're going to have 5,000, you have 50,000, you have 5 million people. They can all pray as hard as they can. And it doesn't make a lick of difference. You know, I'm going to guess that at least 5,000 people in Puerto Rico,

when that hurricane bore down upon them, I'm going to guess at least 5,000 people were praying. Yeah. And their, their mayor governor or whatever, the governor of Puerto Rico or whatever is the King. Yeah. What do they have down there?

It's a protectorate or something. I don't know. But that guy said, uh, he, he wound up thanking God after it was over. Thank him. And I'm like,

the fuck. Yeah. So if anyone doesn't know, by the way, hurricane Maria hit Puerto Rico and fucked Puerto Rico up. Yeah. So Puerto Rico, the entire island of Puerto Rico has no power. It is a 100% loss of power across the entirety of Puerto Rico.

And they're talking about some areas, maybe months, weeks to months to be restored of power. Can you, I mean, this is a massive, they said that nothing like this has ever happened, that this is the most significant storm that's hit Puerto Rico. Most significant one. Yeah. Ever. Yeah. They,

and months to be without power. And the governor says, God is with us. We are stronger than any hurricane together. We will rise again. Unless a hurricane blows us over. I didn't realize God was down there. He's like with Habitat for Humanity.

He's like putting shit back together. Him and Jimmy Carter flew right in. God is with us. They're going to be without power for fucking months, man. People are going to die. That's going to cause a lot of loss. Because I was listening to a story. They were saying that the people down there are in hospitals.

The generators only have a couple weeks. They're like, yeah, we got a couple weeks worth of stuff. So what they need to do, what I think the world needs to do is just ship a fucking bunch of generators and gasoline and a bunch of stuff down there to try to keep the very essential things powered. But they're going to be living off powdered food

for months because you can't refrigerate anything. You can't... Refrigerated medicines. There are parts of Puerto Rico that are pretty remote to get to. They're without power. I'm going to guess that those are the areas you're going to be without power

the longest. If all of a sudden you had to go camping without being able to prepare for your camping trip for months, that's what this is like. Where are you going to get food? Are you going to go to the grocery store? Oh yeah, the grocery store doesn't have power. So the grocery store can't care. Most of it's

garbage anyway. Right. It's going to be dry goods, canned goods. And that's all going to be gone very soon. Right. Well, that they can at least get replenished though. But they can't get milk and they can't get formula. But we're talking about if it's enough to tear down your infrastructure with your electricity,

it almost certainly damaged the roads. Oh, so now you're talking about how do you get it back to those places? How do you get the food to those areas? That food, right? You know what I mean? Like,

like there's just, at this point, it's just an absolute disaster down there. I'm going to be, I'm going to be following this story very closely because it's, it's one of those things where you're like, holy fuck, they got fucking railed.

And now you're just like, I mean, you're right. There could be a lot of deaths if there's not a huge humanitarian multi-country support of this. I mean, if you think about how much we rely on electricity to enhance hygiene. Right. You know, this is going to be a real problem.

A real problem. There was one of those doomsday shows I watched on the History Channel where they're talking about Like an EMP burst? Yeah, but they were saying like it wasn't an EMP burst,

it was just people getting sick. It was a plague. So a bunch of people got sick but a bunch of people died. And so these people, enough people died that knew how to run

the power grid. Oh, right. And then once the power grid goes down, everything falls apart. Everything. They talked about all the different systems that run on our power grid and all the different things that happen because our power works. And you're just like, that's the one domino. When that falls, everything falls.

No cars because there's nothing to pump the stuff out from the ground in. No trains anymore because they can't function when can't function when they, you know, there's not enough fuel to get on them and they can't figure it. There's all this stuff that has to, there's all these different things. You can't switch tracks because it's electricity. There's all of these different things, you know, that are going to go crazy because of it. No more water, no more, I mean, all of these different things that fall apart when electricity and this is an example right now you know they didn't have to have the plague all they did was just skip right to the power generator getting gone now what's gonna happen that's gonna be a

crazy time down there power over the elements because they have to submit to the authority of jesus on the earth all authority in heaven and earth has been given to us. We take that authority over that hurricane and command it to depart from Puerto Rico into the ocean. We intercede for the defenseless. That's enough. It's enough already with these hurricanes. That's it.

Stop it. I've had it. I'm snapping fabulously. I'm glad you're perfectly safe and snapping at a hurricane that is just bore down right over fucking Puerto Rico and just bowled it right over. Thanks for your snapping. Right. You might as well have not done anything. Maybe he shouldn't have done it.

Yeah. Right? Because then there are people out there who are going to think that they helped. Yeah. Oh, God. There's so many hot dogs coming. You know, I mean, it's in those emails.

Obama's getting $60,000 plus in hot dogs. I love those scrumptious, delicious hot dogs. Oh, I can't wait to get a hot dog myself. Oh, Jesus fucking exchange. This is from Right Wing Watch. Mike Chernovich and Alex Jones think the deep state is after them because they discuss pedophilia.

Ew. Just fucking ew. Can't fucking move on to another topic? Please. They're obsessed with this shit. They really are. This is their weird fucking David Icke style obsession with this. Right? Yeah. This is real. This has

gotten to the point where it's real weird. Why isn't Morgan Freeman doing a video on pedophilia in Hollywood? Where's Morgan Freeman's video on the abuse in Hollywood of underage people, boys and girls? Why is Morgan Freeman doesn't doesn't write and direct

all of his fucking documentaries. Morgan Freeman just reads things. Why isn't Morgan Freeman doing that? Why aren't people if you want a fucking in-depth documentary, somebody has got to fund it. Morgan Freeman just isn't out working for free. I'm super confused by that. Morgan Freeman's just like, well, I've got to talk about everything because my voice is amazing.

His voice is fucking amazing. I've got an amazing voice. So I just have to go around speaking up on every topic. What? Because he's a voice actor. All voice actors write their own fucking stuff. And Freeman not standing up against pedophiles in Hollywood. Wait, he's not standing up against... Has he made a statement about pedophiles in Hollywood? Has Morgan Freeman wore a shirt that's like,

I'm totes cool with pedophiles? Right, Nambla or Bust. Nambia or Bust, right? Every time you look around, they got nothing to say about that. Because it's not happening. That's exactly what you would say about something

if it wasn't happening, though. I rarely comment on dragons. Right? I just don't do it. I just don't comment on them. You know, it's pretty telling that they're not talking about the thing they don't know about.

Well, mm-hmm. Have a lot to say about conspiracy theories involving Russia. What I think is really going on here is Putin is actually very anti-pedophile. Everybody's anti-pedophile. Except for pedophiles, strangely. Who's pro-pedophile? Yeah. Nambla.

Nambla. Yeah, no, that's the thing, right? Like, universally, everybody is anti-pedophile. That is not a difficult or courageous stance to take, right? There's like one tear in their eye. Like, you're so brave. I wish I could speak up like you speak up. Done a lot of things to fight. Oh no, that's what it is. There's a global anti-pedophile network down. If you're not for the pedophiles, you're against them. And that no, that's what it is. There's a global anti-pedophile network, Dan. If you're not for the pedophiles, you're against them, and that's what it is. Yeah, every...

Yes! For the pedophiles, you're against them. There, yeah. Now, I kind of walk a median path where I'm just like, I don't really care about pedophiles. A little undecided. I just, you know, sometimes if there's a kid getting molested, I just, you know, like a priest, turn my other... What was the kid wearing, you know? I mean, it's two sides to every story. Exactly.

Absolutely. Those kids are asking for it in their fucking Oshkosh bagage. And anybody for the deep state is now a pedophile. And everybody for the deep state is now a pedophile. There we go. All right. I'm glad we got there. Okay, here's that. Everybody I don't like is a pedophile. Checkmate

deep state. Deep state is definitely part of the pedophile networks and they are pro-pedophile. There's no question about it. Well, I think there's a lot of questions about it. I think a lot of people have questions. You're just saying it, but you're not providing any evidence whatsoever. Again, in the earlier segment, we talked about how Google and Facebook have literally hired lobbyists to fight to allow the advertising of enslaved and kidnapped women on the web.

Yeah, that's what they're doing. The Facebook is advertising enslaved and kidnapped women on the web. I am not part of that secret group. That's so weird. I didn't get added. Turns out it's not a secret group. Oh, that's true. Yeah, because they invited Alex Jones and he blabbed about it.

Right. Right. So if you want to kidnap a child, chain her to a radiator on the house, beat her up with a whip. Okay. No, I'm still in. This is very specific. I'm still in. I'm still in.

Hold on. You had me going. I had my pants down. And let 10 guys rape her a day and give her AIDS, then shoot her in the back of the head and throw her in a lake. It's totally liberal. Jesus Christ! What the... First of all, this is an extremely specific and elaborate fantasy that they've created.

Absolutely. And it's a little weird that they were able to finish each other's fucking pedophile sentence. Right? Like, you know... They're so into the fantasy of the pedophile that they're able to... That they're able to put themselves right in it. Outline the whole thing.

Yeah, they're right in it. Yeah. What would you do? Let me give you my list of things that I wouldn't do. I would never do any of these things. I would never chain a woman to a radiator. Specifically a radiator. With 17 links on the chain.

I have a radiator just for this. I had to get it from an antique shop. I don't even have steam heating in my house. I just drilled a radiator into the corner. Just like suicide nets at Foxcom with Apple. As long as you're liberal, it's loving. What does that mean?

Suicide nets at Foxcom. Oh, I know what that is. I know what that means too, right? What does that have to do with... As long as it's liberal, you're loving. Can we go back real quick to the... 10 guys raped a girl and then you have to kill her? Is that the limit?

Are they expired at that point? Well, y'all have to go through the DNR to get your tag. Okay. Yeah, right, right. And then you get your turn. Right. Yeah. Yeah, okay.

Well, that makes more sense. Yeah, I was just wondering. It's like when you go to the butcher and you pull the little number thing. It's like now serving. And you just stand there. You got like 11. You're like, fuck. They're going to kill her. I got to fuck the hole in the back of her head. They want your ad revenue.

Not even that, but they'll say, hey, if you want to advertise on the web for molesting children, then go right ahead. You have that free speech. Where is is that ad what are you talking about this is not happening none of these things are occurring it's just at all it's the same thing with pizzagate though you know you just say a bunch of stuff out into the world to outrage a bunch of your fucking mouth-breathing foolish followers who don't pay any attention to whether or not something is actually real or not. And you can actually whip up your crazy crowd

into a frenzy enough to bring an assault weapon to a pizza parlor. Somebody's going to break into Facebook with a fucking assault weapon. It's going to happen. And it's not going to be Alex Jones reading a little fucking. I'm real, real sorry about Beats a gate story.

It's Alex Jones is going to get fucking all of Facebook. Lawyers are going to team up on him. 10 of them are going to fuck him. And then they're going to shoot him in the back of the head. It's going to happen. They're going to put him. They're going to put him in their fucking their legal office tied to a radiator. Right. put him in their fucking legal office tied to a radiator. Right, but Mike Cernovich and Alex Jones and Paul

Joseph Watson and Jack Posobiec and Andrew Torba of Gab, and nobody else has free speech rights. No, no, no. So they're fighting hard. Is he saying he doesn't have free speech? What he's saying is that he's being, like, certain areas like, you know, people get taken off Twitter or you know, I guess maybe they're pushing back against Facebook at this point

because maybe Facebook might be... Probably flagging them as fake news. Well, either, yeah, flagging them or pushing their stories down instead of, you know what I mean, like raising them up. And they're mad at Facebook about it. And they're saying, well, you guys can advertise for pedophiles, but if I post something, you don't boost my posts. What are you, a fucking teenage girl?

My selfie wasn't pretty enough? Not enough people liked it. These people, that's how they make their money. Are you fucking serious? I didn't get enough validation clicks, so I got my fucking nipples hard or whatever. Hard to shut us up. Because why? What is the common theme, Alex?

Lying. Making shit up. Exactly. Being a good storyteller. We're not pedophiles. We're not psychopaths. We're not in up. Exactly. Being a good storyteller. We're not pedophiles. We're not. We're not. We're not psychopaths.

We're not in the psychopath club. Yeah. If we quit talking about pedophiles and the pedophile rings, then they would leave us alone. That's what this is really. And by the way, if you stop lying about shit and making shit up, nobody cares that you're talking about pedophiles or becauseophiles. Because nobody, like the only people that care are when people react to it in your group. When people in your weird cult that listens to you and

follows you goes out and does some sort of paramilitary action because of it, then everybody cares. Everybody cares. Everybody's like, oh, that's not good. Before that, everyone dismisses you. But nobody thinks that what you're saying has any fucking grain of truth to it. Right.

I think that this is, that the reason why pedophiles is the thing that they quote unquote go after is because it's a disgusting thing that you can smear somebody with. Yeah, for sure. And so it's not that they're obsessed with pedophiles, it's that they just use that as the smear

to get rid of all of the people that push them away. Like Google and Facebook are clearly they're in a war with them. This free speech stuff that they're bitching about, they're just going to keep saying, oh yeah, well they're clearly run by pedophiles. That's the reason. Anyone they don't like is a pedophile.

It's just weird and super obvious. That sounds like libel to me. I don't know anything a pedophile. Yeah. It's just weird and super obvious. That sounds like libel to me. I don't know anything about the law, but when you say, and this is what he says about Google and Facebook. Google and Facebook, we can now declare with absolute certainty are pro-pedophile. That sounds like a suable offense to me. Yeah, I don't know how that works either, but it's an egregious and weird claim to make. And again, I know what you're saying. I know that they're using this disgusting term, but they've gotten real weird about this pedophile

thing, man. It's like the focus of their thoughts and show and such a weird, gross thing to focus on. And then by the way, their parents brought them in. It wasn't their fault. It's true in some cases, but they aren't all valedictorians. They weren't all brought in by their parents. For everyone who's a valedictorian, there's another hundred out there that they weigh 130 pounds and they've got calves the size of cantaloupes because they're hauling 75 pounds of marijuana across the desert. This is terrible. This is Right Wing Watch. Steve King demands that any DACA deal include end of birthright citizenship. Oh, that's nice. Yeah.

It's a slightly more nuanced stance that he takes than the right wing watch headline, but only very, very slightly. I'm going to skip a little bit into this because he does start talking about some stuff. And I just want to make sure we start because the person asked a bunch of questions. I don't really care about that. I want to skip a little ahead. start because the person asked a bunch of questions. I don't really care about that. I want to skip a little ahead. So I think it's an important task for those of us who believe in the president's agenda that he arrived in Washington with and in the rule of law and in securing our borders and all these things that actually launched him into the presidency.

This guy uses the rule of law like a shield. He does it all the time. He says that he says that phrase constantly because it makes it seem like what he's doing is moral, but it's not. You know what I mean? Laws can be unjust. Even the rule of law thing is bullshit because until DACA gets completely repealed,

it is the rule of law. Whether you like how it was enacted by executive order or not, it's the rule of law. We've got to have our voices heard and heard loud and clear. And so if there is to be a deal struck, the effort, if there is to be a deal struck, the border security and domestic enforcement needs to be needs to be locked into the absolute maximum. You hear that? Yep. Border security and internal stuff needs to be locked into the absolute maximum. You hear that? Yep.

Border security and internal stuff needs to be... I mean, absolute maximum means you just start deporting people. Yeah. I mean, he's talking like... He really is talking about like shock troops. Yeah. The only way you're going to get 11 million people out of here

is to do some door-to-door search. I mean, you're serious. You're going to have to do some serious internment to get people out of here because you got to put them somewhere before you ship them off. But more than that, you got serious. You're going to have to do some serious internment to get people out of here because you got to put them somewhere before you ship them off. But you got more than that. So you got to find them.

Yeah. You have to identify them and find them. And then you got to kick down doors. We're going to have a show me your papers society. Absolutely. Absolutely. Nobody wants to live in a show me your papers society. None of us want to live like that.

No. Even I think even the most hardline conservatives draw a line at a certain point. Yeah. Well, they, you know, it's so funny because those guys are typically like small government, small government, small government. Those are the guys that don't want to show you your fucking driver's license. If somebody stops me on the street and says,

show me your birth of your papers or whatever, these are the guys who are going to complain the loudest about that. But what you don't realize is how the fuck you're supposed to get rid of 11, even if you wanted to do it, and I don't agree it should be done, but even if you wanted to do it, how the fuck you're supposed to get rid of 11 million people. Even if you wanted to do it. I don't agree it should be done. But even if you wanted to do it, how the fuck are you supposed to get rid of 11 million people?

You have to identify who they are. Then find out where they live. Then capture them. Put them in a place to vet them to make sure that they need to go. Because you could always just happen to grab somebody who didn't happen to have their license on them. And then they put them in an internment camp and they shut them up. And they're like, fucking, I was a citizen. What the fuck? Right. Because you could always just happen to grab somebody who didn't happen to have their license on them. Right. Right? And then they put them in an internment camp

and they shut them up and they're like, fucking, I was a citizen. What the fuck? So you've got to vet all these people. You've got to have personnel to do all of those tasks.

And then you've also got to have all of the infrastructure to get rid of all of them. Yeah. Well, plus, it's not like they all come from Mexico. Yeah.

They come from countries. We're going to have to deport people to all over the world. You know, they have these guys like Steve Yeah. They come from countries. We're going to have to, we're going to have to deport people to all over the world. You know, they have these guys like, like Steve King, they have this,

like what's embedded in a lot of this is that it's all from Mexico. Like we'll just push them over the border and then they'll all just be Mexicans. But you know, when you're talking about the 11 million undocumented immigrants who come into this country, they are, they are people that are representative of every nation across the world. You know, it's, it is, immigrants who come into this country, they are people that are representative of every nation across the world.

You know, it is not just like a bunch of people from Mexico that are pushing over. So you'd have to have this massive infrastructure just to rip these families apart, just to damage our own economy. We have to spend billions of dollars. I mean, 11 million people have spent billions and billions of dollars. Yeah, a lot of dollars. I mean, 11 million people, you have some billions and billions of dollars. Yeah, a lot of them. What do you think it would cost, I wonder, to identify,

to identify, track, capture, inter, try, and remove one person? Let's say on the 11 million people,

let's say on the low end, that costs 10 grand a person. We're talking many billions of dollars now. And, you know, when they talk about, you know, Mexico, yeah, Mexico's a way in

for a lot of people, but they're coming from all over South America. It's not just one country. They're not just Mexicans. There's illegal immigrants from Europe. They're from all over

the South America. Yeah, and there's illegal immigrants from Europe. There's illegal immigrants from Asia. There's illegal immigrants from all over. Everywhere. And Yeah, and there's illegal immigrants from Europe. There's illegal immigrants from Asia. There's illegal immigrants from all over. Everywhere. And so, but if you're talking about just,

you know, if you just say, okay, well, what about Hispanics? What about the people from South America? Yeah, there's people from all over South America that make their way to Mexico to come here and they work their way through. Because it's the shared border. They happen all the time.

I know. And I would say on top of that, here are some things that are President Trump's promises that aren't in the shared border. They happen all the time. I know. And I would say on top of that, here are some things that are President Trump's promises that aren't in the dialogue today. One of them is English is the official language of the United States of America. That's an 83% issue. Couldn't you put that up on the table

and just say, throw that into the mix without dissent? Why? Just to be xenophobic? Just so we can reinforce that this is a very, very, very conservative group of people that are in office, I guess. Yeah. I mean, what's the benefit to that?

Does it change your life every day? Yeah. Does it change your life every day? It makes the xenophobes happy. It doesn't change my life. No. So let's say you made it the official language. We have no official language.

So we've made it the official language of the United States. So what? Does that mean everybody's now required to speak it by law? Or does it probably just mean that we have to provide English language services in our schools, which we already do? Yeah. Or we have to print all the signs in English

and we can never print anything in another language, which is silly. Because that then says, well, we don't want tourists from anywhere else. Yeah, right. That's crazy. Yeah. Does it make any sense? Nothing would change. Or without serious dissent. Next one, birthright citizenship.

That's maybe more than $750,000 a year of babies that are born in the United States to illegal mothers or illegal parents that've followed the practice of automatic citizenship. Cause that's how you become a citizen. That's you have, you're born here. That's how it works. That's how it worked for you. It's how it worked for me.

It's how it worked for fucking Steve King. Right. Come the fuck on. It's not following the practice. That's like constitutionally. That's one of the definitions of how we know who's a citizen. Yeah. You're born here.

Great. But these people think that, you know, like, like, like they fucking, they run over here at eight and a half weeks so they could shit a baby out as fast as they can. Or eight and a half months.

So they could shit a baby out as fast as they can. And then fucking like, well, now my kid's supposed to be here and who's going to take care of them. That they say that that's the fucking fantasy. Yeah, I know. Right.

That they're fucking crawling under fucking barbed wire with their fucking belly sticking out. Because they're coming over here to have a baby on our soil. When you have the baby on our soil, now we take responsibility for it. Well, what if we did? You know what I mean? Like, okay, even if that were true.

Like, I'm sure it's true sometimes. I'm sure that happens. Okay. Well, I mean, you know what? I didn't choose that baby. Like, fucking, we don't, none of us get to pick, or very few of us rather, get to pick where we're from. Yeah, none of us get to pick where we're from.

We're in the country that we're in because that's probably where you were born. Almost all of you. Yeah. And you didn't choose that. You're not, you didn't do anything special to earn it. Votes from the womb. Right. That's just it. It's luck of the fucking draw. And you didn't choose that. You didn't do anything special to earn it. Votes from the womb. Right. That's just it.

It's luck of the fucking draw. Yeah. And you're right. Like, so what? Like, okay, well, that baby then becomes a citizen. Yeah, welcome. Cool. Cool.

Yeah. You know, the thing is, is like, you think this is going to be a huge problem. It's clearly not. I don't see the problem. The constitutional or the statutory directive of it, that can be part of this mix. And another one is that we need to be counting citizens instead of people when it comes to redistricting, because there are far too many seats of Congress that are directed by illegals that are that are counted the same in the census for redistricting as American citizens are.

We had like 25 million people that were illegal voted in the last election. Trump still got elected, right? Isn't that your fucking narrative? That's their story. Fucking a million fucking, you know, mariachi bands came to vote. Isn't that what they're saying? Like this fucking this joke of like five or six million that we were promised fucking evidence for. I haven't seen that

have you seen that in like june in like january they were promising evidence for this this one guy's like oh i got the fucking evidence oh my god it's gonna be amazing it's gonna be amazing i haven't fucking heard from that guy in a while where's that guy he got captured by a mariachi band the fuck happened i want to wear one of those outfits i would kill those outfits are fucking awesome those three amigos outfits oh my god that's cultural appropriation that's uh the uh i don't even know what you would call that a marriott trace friends yeah and that would move um according to old testimony between 9 and 11 congressional seats out of the democrats hands in states like florida texas california and up into the hands of Republicans, conservative Republicans, Utah, Indiana, perhaps Iowa.

Those are three things that I think should be in this mix and dialogue that nobody has brought up until today. That's because they're bad ideas. How about we end gerrymandering, fuckface? How about that? Because that's been the poison of this country for years yep that shit is gerrymandering bullshit look at fucking you know type it into google one time just like look at the most gerrymandered districts they're crazy they look like fucking amoebas they're rorschach yeah exactly it's crazy and like a tiny little

line with a huge blob and then like little fucking spindly areas all the way around. It reminds me of the way that O'Hare Airport is technically Chicago. Right. And so like there's Chicago. And then there's a lot. If you look at a map of Chicago, there's Chicago, makes sense.

And then there is a little tiny tentacle that sticks out and there's like, and then there's the airport. And then there's the airport. And that's it. Because it's part of Chicago. But everything around Chicago is Rosemont

and whatever those other shitty, terrible cities are around there. I don't even know. Palatine and all those other different cities that are all right around. I don't even know what they are. I don't even know what they are. They're garbage cities. They're garbage cities.

Right. That all circle O'Hare because all the housing's cheap because constantly all you hear is. Well, to be fair, you don't hear it for very long because you soon go deaf. Soon you go deaf.

Right. Yeah, you're right. It's just like this little tiny area outside of Chicago because nobody in Chicago is like everybody in Chicago is like we got to, we want to put the one airport

by the Mexicans and we want to make sure the other one is really far away. And that's our airport. Put an airport by the Mexicans? You want answers? I think I'm entitled. You want answers. I want the truth.

You can't handle the truth. All right, this story is from Right Wing Watch. This is Josh Berenstein of the Berenstein Bears. He's suggesting that God is divinely intervening to prevent the removal of Confederate monuments. I love this guy. I like his whole thing he's got going on. Yeah, his green screen is pretty solid. He's got his Patreon thing over there.

His green screen game is pretty solid. Here we go. This is Josh Berenstein. The 14 communists, and that's what I'll call them, the 14 communists anti-freedom of speech council members of the Dallas City Council voted

13 to 1 to remove a statue of Robert E. Lee from the city. Okay. Yeah. Okay. That was their choice. A racist statue. Yeah. That's a story. Lee. Okay. Yeah. Okay. That was their choice. Racist statue. Yeah. It's a story.

Yeah. He's the general of the racist secessionist army that failed to secede from this nation in order to protect their racism. And it's clearly for racism. It's not for the lost cause of the Confederacy. Yeah. And we talk about this in Citation Needed. So there's a Citation Needed episode that's about

this. But like, that idea that the Civil War was about states' rights is nonsense. Just read. All you gotta do is read what the people involved wrote. Just read their articles of Confederation. Right. Yeah. It says it right in there. Yeah. You just rely

on the source. Rely on the guys who were the leaders of the secessionist movement. Yeah. They all say, I mean, like the writings of the vice president

of the Confederacy, not Jefferson Davis, the president, the other guy, I can't remember his name. He says out loud that like, I don't know, I'm paraphrasing,

but only by a little, he says something like the subordination of the Negro is the cornerstone upon which the Confederacy is built. I am paraphrasing, but only the littlest bit. You can look it up.

And if you are one of these people who thinks, you know, I just think that we really need to keep those statues around, listen to the final bit we do in that episode. Just listen to the final bit. You don't have to listen to the whole episode. Go to the very end and listen to the skit and then just see if you still agree.

From the park. So they called a crane company to come and take the 14 ton statue away. But when the crane got there, it turns out that the crane was too small and this statue was so large that that crane didn't have the capacity yeah that's what the crane is too small means we got there and the crane was too small and the statue was too big and yeah i kind of figured the statue was too big if the crane was too small i got that that's how that fucking relationship works to go there move it so there you go there was the first delay so they had to call another company and get another crane to come down to take this statue so the city of dallas reaches out finds another crane company there's a lot of crane companies in the d area that actually refused to take it down, which I think is great.

Their reasonings were, number one, probably because they didn't want it to be taken down, but also because they were worried about retaliation. Retaliation from fucks like you. Right. That's what they're worried about. They're worried about the fucking hillbillies. They're worried about the creepy weirdos with all their fucking guns that love fucking General Lee. That's who they're worried about. That doesn't say anything good

about your side, does it? And violence and things of that nature. So they called another crane company and the other... Oh my god. Oh my fucking god. Are we going through the Rolodex? Oh my fucking god. Crane company was on its way. It was actually

on its way to come and take away the statue. And instead it was involved in a horrific fatal accident. Jesus Christ, you're going to capitalize on this for your fucking political point? Good lord. The crane was

heading to Lee's park and was attempting to make a left-hand turn when a semi-trailer ran a red light at very high speeds and plowed directly into it the semi-trailer driver unfortunately is no longer with us and was well that guy got punished by God for nothing then. He's nothing to do with the crane whatsoever. He just went to work today. God just texted him and he fucking opened it. Oh, it's titties.

It's titties. Always send those truckers titties. ...pronounced dead at the scene. So far from my reports that I have been trying to find, I could not find the identity of the victim. So all I will say is that my thoughts and prayers go out to this victim. Randomly. No, your thoughts and prayers go nowhere because you don't know where to point them.

I don't know who it was, but I'm thinking in general terms. And God knows. I just want to throw this out there thanks bro way to take one for the team you delayed this for another day right good for you what a pointless obstruction it's not like they're not gonna get another crane they're not gonna be like oh guess the only crane they could have ever moved this was in a horrible fatality accident so we're never gonna do it yeah. Yeah. Okay. That plan. So a crane was on its way over and it was hit and then fucking somebody died and they

didn't move it that day. It's not like they're going to give up. Right. They're just going to hose it off. All right. He's going to be like, is the crane still good? Yeah. Crane's still good.

Crane's fine. There's just a boot lodge at the bottom of it. But other than that, we're good. Here's what we do. We pick the crane up with another crane. And you put it on another truck. And you drive it home. Who cares?

But look, I don't do a religious show. I really kind of keep to the political things and political nature of things. But isn't this a little odd that two attempts have been made to take down this statue? And for whatever reasons, they have not been successful. The second of which being a fatal accident. Yeah. Now, if the next one blows up all of Dallas, then maybe we have something. I would, I guess, I guess there could be possibly an argument if they weren't such banal everyday events. Right. It was like shit.

If it was struck by lightning again and again and again and again. Right. Yeah. Or if there's just like a magic invisible force field that shows up around the statue or like the ghost of general Robert E. Lee comes out with his fucking saber and fucking decapitates the, the driver that, yeah.

Like if something happened, but nothing happened, it turned into a dragon or something. Right. Yeah. The first attempt was like a grand dragon. Yeah. Grand dragon.

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on what happened last week. She said yes. So I just wanted to say we got a message from the person who had proposed to his soon-to-be, hopefully, partner, and she said yes. That's so great.

That's so sweet. So we got a message from Snake Girl Sarah. Snake Girl Sarah said, I know when people start playing the pronoun game, when people decide that instead of calling me by my pronouns, they make sure to never use any pronouns and it upsets me. Me telling you I'm female and you treating me as genderless is not being supportive. We understand that.

We were talking about people who are just going to be assholes, who are going to misgender you. They're never going to be supportive to you. They're never going to be the person who you think is going to have to be supportive. The very best you can hope from them is indifference. And I think that, you know, there's going to be people no matter what are just not going to be supportive. And I think that you would probably rather be okay with indifference rather than outright hostility. Yeah. And the other thing we wanted to address was the nonsense

arguments that were floated around by Sam Harris and Jordan Peterson where they're supposing this imagined scenario is someone's going to come in and say, you need to call me 179265293426 today. And it's like, okay, well, you know, this is an easy solution to get around. If something is that complicated or difficult to remember, you know, and you're trying to do your best and you want to be decent. Yeah. You just don't use a pronoun. Yeah. Right.

Just use people's names. Yeah. Rather than a pronoun. I don't think I say he when I refer directly to somebody, right? It just never occurs. So when you refer around somebody, it's just as easy to use a name rather than a pronoun. It's a way to get around that nonsensical imagined worst case scenario. We got a video and I'm not going to play the song because the song won't give you the effect of the video.

It's a Facebook video. It's great though. So I'm going to post it on this episode's show notes. This is from Jerry, and it is hilarious. It is very funny. It's a Trump video. Check it out. So we got a couple of messages about marijuana,

but this one, again, we're going to sort of peter off the conversations about this because we get messages, a lot of different messages about this. But this one was interesting. This one was sent by a board-certified pain physician and talked about a lot of different messages about this. But this one was interesting. This one was sent by a board-certified pain physician and talked about a bunch of different things, how it was a Schedule I drug.

And there's a few recent studies that are sort of not really very good. But one thing, I do want to read one line from this. Also, here's another article I ran across stating that alternative cancer therapies will place you at a twofold chance of dying compared to Western medical care. And this happens to be, some of them are talking about marijuana-based and whatnot. So that's very interesting. Yeah.

Thank you for sending it. Twofold chance of dying. That's not good. Yeah. That's the opposite. But again, you kind of expect that. It's basically not good. Yeah. That's the opposite. But again, you know, you kind of kind of expect that. It's basically no treatment. Yeah. But you know, it really does sort of say something really

good, I think, about cancer treatment and how far we've come, I think. Yeah. You know what I mean? If it's a twofold chance of dying, that means that your chances increase greatly if you start getting real treatment. Yeah, absolutely. A lot of cancers have become very treatable. Yeah. We got an awesome

video. This is from Jay and Jay sent this in and he said that he really enjoys the show and he wanted to share this. It's a show that is a British show called

Leading Britain's Conversation and it's a guy by the name of James O'Brien who takes calls. And someone called in talking about political correctness. And he just fucking schools this person, Anthony Magna Bosco style,

in just a way to ask them questions about what political correctness is. And he does not let up. And it's because the guy keeps wanting to try. Right. The guy keeps wanting to try to be like, oh, that was just a statement. Let's just let go.

And he won't let it go. Nope. No, he does such a nice job of just asking questions. Editorializes once or twice, like you pointed out, once or twice he editorializes a little. But really, at the end of this call, it's one of those moments where you're just like,

wow, this guy really knows. I mean, it was just such a well-done debate. You should check it out. I'll put it on this week's show notes, a link to this. It's a show I may actually see if they have a podcast to listen to. It's really cool. I loved it. He did such a nice job. It's one of the best things I've watched all week. Yeah, really great.

We got a message from Mort, and Mort says, my hyper-Cath Catholic elderly father gets a dozen voicemails like this per day. This one is from America Needs Fatima. And so he sent it to us. He shortened it down. It was over two minutes. So there is some editing here. Hello, this is Robert Ritchie, director of America Needs Fatima and the Foundation for a Christian Civilization, and I'm calling to invite you to pray a public rosary for America's conversion,

because we are in a big mess and we urgently need Our Lady's intervention to save the nation. And that is why America Needs Fatima is planning 20,000 rosary rallies on October 14th. Can you become a rosary rally captain? To do a rosary rally actually is pretty simple. It just takes a rosary and a banner and some friends and you stand in a public place and you pray the rosary. May God bless you. In your world,

there's an intercessory spirit in heaven called Mary who only pays attention when you jingle jewelry at her. She is one superficial bitch. I'll tell you. I'll tell you what. It's like you're just standing like, I really need some help. Show me the bling.

That is some superficial shit. Yeah, for sure. I can't, I mean, I can't imagine every time lately we've been hearing people talk about certain things. I start to think about what it would be like with that worldview. To walk around with that all day. And I take a step back and I'm thinking, because I remember one time. So when I was, this was when my wife and I were traveling with her parents who happened to be at the time very Roman Catholic. They wanted to go to church.

And so I had nothing to do. We were on vacation. And so we had all gone to church together, right? So we all went to the church. On vacation? Yeah, they go on vacation. Yeah, so they were devout enough so that if there was a- They don't take a vacation from their church. If it was a Saturday, they would go to that place and go to church.

So I wind up going to church with them and we came in a few minutes, I would say several minutes before actually, like maybe 25 minutes before to get a seat. And we came in and everybody's chanting the rosary. And so they joined in to chant the rosary but i don't know the rosary so i just sat down and everybody was kneeling and they just do this little rosary thing and it's real weird oh i bet it's super weird because they just say the same words over and over and over and over and they repeat them over over. And the rosary is a method in which to pray. So you pray on one type of bead one way, there's a saying,

and then on another, when you reach, when you do five of those, there's another separator bead, and you say something else on that. So that's what, when they say the pray the rosary, each bead has its own prayer,

and you work your way down it and then different beads have different prayers. Are there a total of two prayers? There's two, I think two total prayers. And so you say one every five times. Basically you say that one five times and then you say the other one and then you say it five times.

I could be misremembering. I think that's how a rosary works, but I'm not sure. I'm not a real, I was a bad Catholic, so I don't really remember. Yeah, that's fine. But it's something like that, right? I'm sure we'll get a hundred emails i know exactly what it was it really is inconsequential right okay but um but they they basically work

their way around but it's fucking weird as fuck can you imagine walking down the street it's a bunch of people just all saying the same thing it's like one of us one of of us, one of us. So weird. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Leader, leader. So next week in studio, it's our great hope that we'll be joined by Bryce Blankenagle from the Naked Mormon podcast. He's hopefully going to be in Chicago. I think he's going to be making his way up

to Mythos Milwaukee on the weekend. So he's going to swing by, hang out with us. We're going to have him in studio. We're probably going to have him for the whole episode just chilling and talking with Bryce. And it should be a lot of fun. So we're excited for that. And hopefully all that goes through.

Could just be us next week. Sometimes that happens too. Sometimes that happens too. We're just like, oh yeah. Remember that person who's supposed to be here? They're not here. So sometimes that gets fucked up. So it's our great hope that he'll be here next week. That should be a lot of fun. But we're going to leave you like we always

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