Cognitive Dissonance - Episode 383: Code of Conduct

Episode Date: October 23, 2017

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This episode of Cognitive Dissonance is brought to you by our patrons. You fucking rock. What's up, Tom and Cecil? I just wanted to leave a message for my wife, Adrienne. I just got married this past Friday the 13th, and I want to say, we did it, baby. We beat nuclear Armageddon. Look forward to spending all the years or precious seconds we have left to exceed that flash. Thanks, guys. Glory hole. Hey, Cecil and Tom. Just listening to episode 382,

and I think I know how to get Republicans to be in favor of abortions. I don't think they realize that in order to be a citizen, you need to be born. So all these fetuses that are sitting there not born, they're not citizens. They're actually like undocumented aliens roaming freely about the nation being harbored by women. So I don't know.

I mean, they could solve it just by deporting all the pregnant women, I guess, and building a wall so they can't come back. I don't know. It just seems weird, though, that suddenly they're all for non-citizens. Glory hole, guys. Guys. Guys. wait a second.

If God is responsible for all the deaths on Earth, no matter what they are, whether it's a heart attack or an AK-47, can we reasonably assume that God is responsible for all the abortions? And that maybe these guys have the wrong idea about what God wants? I'm just saying. I'm just saying.

I'm just saying. Glory to hell. Be advised that this show is not for children, the faint of heart, or the easily offended. The explicit tag is there for a reason. recording live from glory hole studios in chicago this is cognitive dissonance every episode we blast anyone who gets in our way we bring critical thinking skepticism and iraq what are you doing over there i just thought it was gonna be quieter but it's not oh you're purposely rattling to throw me off. I cannot be thrown off.

We've gone over this. What am I, motherfucker? Consummate professional. You consummated the profession? I have consummated with professionals. That is. They're so pro. They're just like, okay, you could keep the shit.

They're so pro.'re just like okay you could keep the shoe yeah they're so pro they're bored at work they're just like whatever yeah it's like they're checking their fucking facebook that's weird my wife's a pro critical thinking skepticism and irreverence to any topic that makes the news makes it big or makes us mad it's skeptical it's political and there is no guest today no guests episode 383 gonna have a really special it was so funny you know uh Trump backed out at the very last minute. We thought we had him. What we did is we leveraged our friendship with Alex Jones to try to get Trump on. But he pulled out like he should have done with his three kids. The Bible says they're going to eat their arms. The Bible says they're going to eat their babies. Then it says they're going to eat

their children. That's what people do when they get hungry. This is from Huffington Post. Jim Baker says, God will punish you for making fun of him. I am worried. Hold on, Cecil. I have questions before we start. I'm going to tell dad. How worried are you? Just wait till he gets home. We've been waiting for 20. I'm going to go to heaven.

I'm going to have to cut a switch. We've been waiting for 2,000 years for my fucker to come home. But when he gets here. Jesus went out to get a pack of smokes and he's never coming back. And now once in a while you get a child support check nobody has like fucking like mary like like virgin mary doesn't have the heart to tell you it's not coming back just like your dad can't make it for your birthday but he did give you this five dollars no he didn't send a card no he can't yeah actually mommy's just giving you this five dollars also mommy needs to borrow that $5 for milk.

Oh, God. We're poor. Look, in my scenario, they were a well-off single mother. Well, in my scenario, it was realistic. All right,

there you go. All right. I'm so sick of people saying, well, that prophecy didn't come true. Well, baby,

if one of your prophecies came true. That prophecy didn't come true. Well, fucking if one of your prophecies came true. Well, fucking, I don't know. You're fucking prophetic. At least that's what you say.

It'd be like being like, you know, I'm so mad. I'll I, what I do for a living is I cook and I'm so mad. People are like, I didn't like your food. I got food poisoning again.

You're like, Whoa, bitch about a rainbow. It's even better than that. It's like, you didn't make me food. Well, that's what you do. Right. It's like what you do is make the food. If you say something is true and then it turns out to not be true, we get to mock you for that.

Because you didn't say it like in the privacy of your home or like standing in the garage drinking a beer with your buddies. You said it on your fucking crazy person TV show, trying to sell buckets of fear. And the person who you said you got it from, or the being or entity you said you got it from is the direct mouthpiece of truth. It's the source of all knowledge. So for you to say,

well, God told me yesterday when I was fucking beaten off in the shower that you guys got to buy buckets because there's going to be a big calamity in a week. And everybody's like, it didn't come true. Well, that's because fucking you lied to people. That's why. You're leveraging their beliefs into fear to sell garbage. I got 31 things from God. Inches.

And a bitch ain't one. God's huge. 31 inches. And a bitch ain't one. God's huge. 31 inches. 31 inches. Fuck. That's almost a yardstick. That's 29 more inches. Fuck. That's like one of those lances that they

ride on a fucking horse and hit each other with. Jesus Christ. 31 inches. Could you imagine 31 inches? Oh, my God. You would have to hold it by the head and throw it. It's like a javelin. It's like a javelin.

You just throw it at people. How many years ago now? You got it in 1999. You delivered it. Oh, 1999. Woo. Glad it's current. 31.

Which one is it? Is this toasted pecan or is this double fudge? Which? I'm not sure what we're referring to. They have 32 now. Well, they just started in 99. 99, no, it makes sense.

31 flavors, yeah. Sure. You delivered it 1999 New Year's Eve going into 2000. And you know... I keep a copy of it. And I in my panties. It's not clean. Actually, we made a photocopy earlier.

Let's use that one. Actually, you know what? It is clean. It's fucking dry as a fucking. It's dry as an archive safe up in that thing. It's fine. Some guy with white gloves pulls it out dusts it off i'll just i'll just tuck this up into nature's pocket here he pulls it out and he does one of those and the dust just fills the room it's like it's like he looks out there and

inside of there is like that's like where they put that fucking crate in the art. It's like, there's a dude on one of those little golf carts. Looking around. There's a lot of room in here. The people almost fell out when I gave it. Yeah. Something fell out. The people's what?

Her prolapsed uterus or whatever? He's just dropping people. It's like an ovipositor. He like shakes his butt and like drops a person. There's another one. It's like another little leprechaun comes out of there. We're overwhelmed when I gave it. And yet 9-11 was in this.

Right. You didn't predict 9-11 was in this. Right. You didn't predict 9-11. It's fucking 2017. It's 2017. So fucking prove to me that it was up somewhere. Show me the tape of you reading it or whatever on your little breakfast. Show me the tape of you doing it in 1999 and saying those exact things. Because when we just looked it up, it said something like,

uh, like there's going to be a, an explosion in New York and in, in, uh, in Washington DC at the same time, they weren't at the same time. And one of them was going to be at a, uh, major, major military installation. And they were saying that he's basically saying that now there was already, I don't, I am pretty sure that they tried to blow up the world trade center. I had already in 93. So, so that had already happened. So again,

you know, even if he, even if he said that, I still don't believe it, but I just don't believe that he said that. Like, I don't believe he said it either. I just don't believe him.

Right. He doesn't even, he, he's not even one of those Nostradamus style, you know, like a gold Eagle, like a tree. Like that means that an airplane flew into a building.

Like it's not even that kind of nonsense. Right. What he does is all the post hoc prophesizing. Right. That's what it sounds like. And what he does, he comes back and he's like, well,

I prophesized and hated it. And you're just like, really? Cause when, where, how, and he never has a, when,

where, how. And also you're two years ahead of the time. Right. And you didn't help you. Like, that's the time. Right. And you didn't help you. Like, that's the thing is like, it didn't fucking help you.

Right. Like, even if you said that, even if you said that out loud, right, it didn't help. It didn't do anything. Even if you were to say,

it'd be in New York that day. If you say, if you say something's going to happen in, in night and you're in 1999, you say something's going to happen. Some, something's going to blow up in New York and Washington at the same time, but I don't give you a timeframe on it

within the next two years. What are you going to do about it? What the fuck can you do about it? You know, what kind of impotent prophecy bullshit is this? Like God is going through the motions, supposedly, of finding some fucking megaphone man that he can use, right? Sure, somebody he can use to deliver a message.

That's what a prophecy seems to be, right? But he delivers these fucking vague, wishy-washy bullshit prophecies that you can't act upon to people that don't have any power or authority sure like what even if it happened what would be the point of it yeah right that's like telling your kid like hey uh some point i'm gonna buy you a present in your life yeah oh. Oh, really? Yeah. What do I do about it? When am I going to get it?

What's it going to be? I don't know. Oh, yeah. I just let you know. I mean, what the fuck kind of bullshit is that? That's just like, it's fucking jerking you off till you're only half hard. Yeah. That's it.

It's going to be like, eh, unfurled a little. Unfurled? I don't unfurl anyway. It's impossible. And a year and a half it took before that happened. It's impossible. In a year and a half, it took before that happened. That's right. But here's the thing.

Rick Joyner told me this and listen to me, church, listen. He's so mad. Listen to him. He's super mad, bro. Listen to him. He's so mad.

Isn't a Morningstar, by the way, he's the founder and executive director of Morningstar Mission. Isn't a Morningstar a weapon? It is. A medieval melee weapon?

There's like a weapon that has like spikes or something on a morning star. Yeah. What the fuck else is a morning star? I guess it's a star in the morning, Tom. Oh, well, you got me there. I just only think of the weapon. Yeah.

Like it'd be like Chinese stars. That's a different ministry. That's a different ministry. There's a happy ending on that one. Well, it depends on... Bring an extra 60 bucks. Depends on who the Chinese star is sticking in, I guess. You're walking into a star here?

Yeah. When God says something to you, you don't always know the exact time it's going to happen. What is the point? It's fucking useless. Why would you ask? That's useless. God's just like,

something's going to blow up. Okay. Thanks again for the useless fucking information, dude. Yeah. It's the most useless of all. It's like, okay, well, I didn't put a time frame on it. Well, good. Then it's useless.

He's so mad about it. Then it might as well be useless. It is not might as well. It is useless. Yeah. And stop beating up the prophets because God says, whoa,

unto you when you beat up on the prophets. Yeah, that's what it says. It's like, whoa, that's like, what is that? Prophets 1-2.

God is like Keanu Reeves. Whoa. Where unto you, man? Whoa, man. Really? We're going to need more prophets.

That's it. Just whoa. One to you. He's still, I, I, I pressed play and that was like 40 seconds him just like like he's he's getting the dry out of his mouth he's just like god is speaking to his people if you take time to read this book you'd realize that everybody in this book talked with God.

Everybody in that book. Everybody in that book. All of them. Yeah, that's because it's made up. I also just don't even think that's true of the Bible. It's not true of the Bible because not everybody talked to God, but let's just say everybody in Harry Potter has a

wand. Fine. Fine. Okay. Yeah, right? That doesn't make it more true. Yeah, exactly. It's still just as untrue as it was a few seconds ago. Hold on. Let me check your math. Carry the wand. Yes, you're right. That's true. You could hold up literally

any religious text and say that, right? Right. Well, yeah. Look at all the people that spoke to Muhammad or Allah or whoever it is. Look at all the people who spoke to Thor. I mean, I'm sure there's a book about his audience is presupposition. Yeah. That the Bible is the fucking best book to jerk off to or whatever.

Yeah. And they're wrong. They're wrong. It's not pages are just, they tear too easy. That's the problem. It's too thin. I actually liked that thin paper. Like, yeah, I feel like it's like a sheepskin soft that's the problem it's too thin i actually like that thin

paper like yeah i feel like it's like a sheepskin soft you know it's like i don't like that course fucking thinner the better you know what's what they say dictionary is fine that's what i tell you know what i tell them i said i like the better yeah even satan and donkeys talk to god well they should get a date when the fucking donkey talks to God. Maybe you should get a fucking date when something's going to happen. Or show us the donkey that can have a conversation.

Show us the Satan. I'd take that. Yeah, right? Show us the God. I don't know. Show us any of those pieces. Show me one of those pieces and I'll be like,

okay, maybe you got a point, Jim. I don't even need a donkey that talks to God. I'll settle for a donkey that talks. I'll go with the donkey. I'll be like, yeah, you know what? You got me. It can't do signing. No, I'm saying it talks. I want a donkey that's like, hello, my name is a motherfucking donkey.

I don't want one that can hoof out how much change you get from 50 cents. I don't want that. What I want is a donkey change you get from 50 cents. I don't want that. Right. Yeah. What I want is a donkey. They'd be like, Hey bro,

what's up? Yeah. Right. How you doing? What do you think of the new tax reform legislation? Oh yeah. All right. Now that's a fucking talking donkey.

I will talk to you, but only first you must put that hat with the ears cut out. That's adorable. We see the donkeys with the ears. If you had a donkey, you would have to put a hat on. I would put, not only would I put that hat on that donkey with the ears cut out. That's adorable. We see the donkeys with the ears cut out. If you had a donkey, you would have to put hats on. I would put, not only would I put that hat on that donkey with the ears cut out, because it's fucking totes adorbs, but I would also put one of those sweater things on the donkey.

The little blanket that the horses wear. I don't believe in dressing. Like, people who, like, dress up their dogs. No, no. That's fucking weird. No, you can't dress up a cat. They just fall over. They don't like it.

Or they run away. They see it and they fucking lose it, right? They freeze up. All my cats, every time you put them in anything, like you wrap like, you could papoose them. You could wrap them up and they'll just stay there. They're like, I don't care. They're like tonic immobility.

Yeah, they're totally immobile. My stupid dog, I can put clothes on him and he just accepts it. He just looks like, man. And then he just looks so fucking, it feels disrespectful. Well, yeah, he just looks He just looks like, man. And then he just looks so fucking, it feels disrespectful. Well, yeah, he just looks up at you like, you basically, when you put this on me, you threw away my dignity. Yeah, exactly.

Firstly, he's like, look, man, my ancestors used to be proud wolves. And this is what you've done to me? Your dog was never ancestor to a proud wolf. I'm saying, think about that. That's a really long time ago. It's a long time. Because that dog is a tiny, weird little beagle thing. Hey, he is that. And if you put a sweater on him,

he is a disgraced, weird little beagle thing. But a horse, you would do it too? Yeah. No, not a horse. That's fucking weird. Yeah, you're right. But a donkey. Yeah. A donkey, I would have a series of hats. I would have baseball caps with holes cut with the ears. I have sombreros sombreros oh sombrero would be perfect and you got to put like one of those like mexican blankets on their back i would i would put a

mexican blanket on them and then i would hire a mariachi band to follow it around i would put a team of mexicans on yeah and just cross the border back and forth that's fair that's all i would do because you can fit a lot some of them might be mariachis. I just assume all Mexicans are mariachis. Is that not the case? I'd dress mine up like a naughty secretary. You've got the glasses on with a pencil behind its ear. The crisp white shirt and a black blazer.

It's like a donkey is strangely bent over a desk. Like that guy from James Spader is fucking spanking the donkey. What the fuck is going on? Yeah, no, that's a good day. That'd be a great postcard. Sexy library.

James Spader. I would watch that movie. You know what you need is a remake. You need a remake of Mr. Ed. But instead it's just everybody being sexist to the donkey. So we're sexist jokes over? I'd watch that tomorrow somebody make this happen

George Soros I know you're listening you're not a one million dollar patron yet although we're expecting it soon make this movie you can make this you could make this movie and like

it'd be nothing it's what a couple million dollars I really feel like James Spader you could probably give him a bag of Coke. I think you just tell him that you hired him to do it. Wait,

I did what? I feel like we could, we should just do like every classic movie and like remake it with a donkey. Yeah. Like singing in the rain. It's got that weird top hat on. We should do Donkey Kehody. Donkey Hody.

That's right. The only ones that probably aren't talking to God these days are the mean people in America. The meanies! The mean ones aren't talking to God. Play that again. He just

stutters like, the mean ones. The doody heads. Even Satan and donkeys talk to God. Right. That's right. The only ones that probably aren't talking to God these days are some mean people

in America. The mean people. You know, I heard an interesting term today. You know how they refer to the people without religion as nuns? Yeah. N-O-N-E-S. Yeah. There's a new group of people out there called the duns.

And those are the people who they thought would come back because they were raised religious. And they thought that once they had kids, they would come back to the religion. And they're just like, no. And they're just like, we done. Kids are hard. I'm sleeping in on Sunday. Fuck that shit.

They fucking dusted the religion off their hands and moved the fuck on. There's a group out there called the Duns and it's growing exponentially. That's awesome. Yeah. I like that the nuns are not nuns. You know? They share the term, right? exponentially. That's awesome. Yeah. I like that the nuns are not nuns, you know, like just like, yeah, there's some religious nuns and non-religious nuns. Like what happens if a nun is done? Like if that be, then are they a nun that's done? None done. A done, none, none.

They're done, done, done, done, none. They're dun, da-dun, da-nun. And people who just are anti-Christ. Well, here's the thing. You're the one that says that's bad. Nobody else cares. Everybody else is like anti-Christ. Okay, sure.

I mean, I don't even know that I'm anti-Christ. I don't care. That's the thing. I'm indifferent Christ. Can I be an indifferent Christ instead? How can I be anti that I'm anti-Christ. I don't care. That's the thing. I'm indifferent Christ. Can I be an indifferent Christ instead? How can I be anti? I'm anti-dragons. Yeah. I'm not anti-dragons.

I like dragons. I don't have a specific opposition. I would dress that mule up like a dragon. Oh, I like it. If dragons were real. Dress him up like Mother of Dragons for the movie. You keep going back to Mother of Dragons. It's not going to happen.

Put that dream away. It's not going to happen. One day dream away. It's not going to happen. No. One day. No, it's not. One day. It's a dream. I can.

You can do whatever you want in a dream, my friend. And they can't prosecute. If you don't want to hear it, just shut me off. No. Especially you folks that monitor me every day to try to destroy me. Just go away. You don't have to be there. You don't have to.

Leave me alone while I sell my buckets. I'm trying to sell buckets to the gullible. Here's the thing. And you're making me sound foolish. I've got this giant trench coat full of buckets and I want to sell them.

And I can't do it when you're mocking me. It'd be like, it'd be like some dude like with a fucking, like, like coat full of gold at the Greyhound station.

The cop comes up to him. He's like, look, if you don't want to buy any gold, you could just go awayound station. The cop comes up to him. He's like, look, if you don't want to buy any gold, you could just go away. I'm going to need you to leave, officer. Leave the fucking men's room if you don't want to buy any gold

from this Greyhound bus station. I don't know why you guys are always hassling me. Hear it? But one day, you're going to shake your fist in God's face. And you're going to say, God, why didn't you warn me?

And he's going to say, you sat there and you made fun of Jim Baker all those years. Here's the thing. Jim Baker's my best friend. Here's the thing, Jim. If I die and I meet up with your God. You are the last thing that would ever come up in conversation. The exact last thing that would come up in conversation. You know, let's do that for a second.

Like, if you did die. Sure. Tomorrow. Not today. We have work to do. After you're done editing. Editing. After you're done editing.

Right, right. Sure. If you died And you went and there was a Christian heaven You saw Christian God And you got a chance to talk to him I had this conversation with people If it turned out I was wrong And I went up to heaven and I talked

I'd be scared I would be outraged You had a chance to fix all that shit And you fixed none of that shit. Like you let it all happen in your backyard. Yeah. You know, that's that's the most like it's like this crazy, callous indifference. I would I'd be like, you need to lean closer so I can spit in your motherfucking face. I can't imagine if there was really a God. I can't imagine being angrier at anything ever. Yeah. Like I'm not angry at God because I don't think there's a real God. I can't imagine being angrier at anything ever. I'm not angry at God

because I don't think there's a real God. I think this is just a series of random events that culminate. Blah, blah. So, fine. I harbor no anger or ill will. But my gosh, if I was wrong, I can't imagine how I would possibly control the fury that you would have to feel. You'd be like,

you let all that shit happen? And you had ultimate power or whatever. You could have fixed all of it or just not had it. But again, that's the thing, right? So like, it doesn't even make any sense. It's like, okay, well, it doesn't make any sense. It's not benevolent. So he's not a god. He's just a thing. And like, I know that like people

will say like, oh, it's a free will thing. And it's like, well, fucking like, you're like, bone cancer of kids is not a free will thing. It's not like somebody was like, I stole a lollipop and that's why I got the bone cancer. It's not an opt-in thing either. It's not like they filled out a ballot. I warned you, but you didn't listen. But I got the growly voice.

It's time to listen. So say something. So say something then, right? If it's time to listen, what are you saying? What's the next prophecy? Give me a fucking date. Give me a date, Jim. Tell me when the next fucking thing's supposed to happen. Let's not go back fucking 18 years

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Give the guys a five-star review on iTunes or Stitcher or tell your buddies in the drunk tank about the show we want to send a big sloppy glory hole to all the patrons and people who rate us you fucking rock all right this is from right wing watch this is tony perkins uh he says lgbtq people in the military create quote moral confusion that makes men harass women. What? This should be a well-reasoned argument. He's going to be talking about... Perkins commented on the USA Today report that a two-star general,

army general, had been fired after an investigation revealed he had sent inappropriate sexy text messages, we call that a sext, by the way, to the wife of a soldier. And we just looked it up, and there's really no comment. You can't make a comment.

There's no comment on it. There's no comment. Because it's an ongoing investigation. There's no details. I thought the new standard of morality was consenting adults. Now, notice she consented. Why is that a new standard of morality was consenting adults now notice she consented i mean why is that a new standard yeah why yeah when did that since when was that what was the prior standard yeah i don't when when was that then yeah what was it was it like when the church was raping kids

was that a different to be perfectly honest within the last hundred years we changed marriage to consenting adults that's true within the last hundred years, we changed marriage to consenting adults. That's true. Within the last hundred years. Yeah, that's true. Because before then, it was just property. It was a property transaction. So before, in nearly modern times, it was not consenting adults. It's funny because consent and adult wasn't really involved.

We just sold people. We sold people whether they consented or not. And there was no consent. It was, you know, you just met somebody and it didn't matter. That's still true in parts of the world now. So that's a good point. Yeah. Good point.

So, you know. I guess when we did that is when we decided to be like moral. Sure. And decent. And have an ethical standard around how people should conduct themselves. And this guy just likes traditional marriage, which is non-consent. Right. Yeah.

Right. That is the format. You're right. That is the format of traditional marriage. It's a political and financial arrangement. Right. Yeah. Right. Traditional. That is, that is, that is the format. You're right. That is the format of traditional marriage. It's a political and financial arrangement. Sure. Yeah.

Yeah. I trade you this and I get like a part of your business or whatever. Part of your business. I get your donkey rental company

or whatever. Donkey rental company. Oh God. Could you imagine the hats that you would have? I'm going to get an email. A burrow is not really a donkey. I know.

Fuck you. I love how you fight with non-existent i'm tired of all shit now notice she consented i mean she was engaging in this well how do you know there's no there's nothing in the report you can't we just read a story that said that there was nothing in the report i'm gonna i'm gonna go on a limb here and say that he made that up because he doesn't know. But it better fits the narrative of this poor guy. Or he's going to say, I was just kidding. I'm being sarcastic here, folks.

Oh, he's just kidding. Before you start emailing me and calling. Oh, he did to me. Don't email me. It's just a joke. Well, we already made a joke about your jokes. We should send him an email. I think this is wrong. I'll just forward it from one of our

shitty emails. Sir, I believe this bag of shit was for you. Exactly. No, it's a little singed around the outside. That's true. That's true. But who says it's wrong? The military code of conduct? Well, yeah. That's true. That's true. But who says it's wrong? The military code of conduct?

Well, yeah. Yeah. They have, that's literally it. They have a code of conduct. Yeah. And that's who said it was the military. Yeah. Who said?

They did. Why are you kidding? Read it. Yeah. They wrote it down for a reason. Sure. And here's the thing. They may change it.

Yeah. They may change this code of conduct because they may say, you know what? We want to be able to be inclusive to poly unions. We want to say that if somebody comes in to the military and they have a poly union, it's okay if somebody interacts with the other person's, that enlisted person's spouse. It's okay because they're in a poly union and they've decided that that's okay with them. So they may want to change this to be more inclusive because it is about consenting adults. It is. That's what it is. That's how the world should react. It's consenting adults deciding that they want to consent with sexual behavior with another person or multiple

partners or however they want to do it. And it's nobody else's business. You know, it's so funny because like, like sex does not get a different pass for other behavior. In all other behaviors, you know, like we generally assume that you have to be a consenting adult to engage in a behavior with someone else ethically. Sure. Right. Like bowling.

Well, it's like, but even, yeah. Yeah. Like you wouldn't pick somebody up and put them in your car and take them bowling if they didn't want to go bowling. Right. They'd be like, the fuck is happening. Why did you take it?

Like, what is this? 1999? Nobody bowls anymore. You wouldn't, you wouldn't do this. Like, you wouldn't,

there's nothing else where you don't implicitly understand that a consenting adult is required in order for you to engage with that adult. We understand this implicitly about all other human interactions. You can't kidnap somebody and take them to the movies. Right. Yeah. But somehow, strangely, sex is like, these idiots are confused about it.

I don't know. When can I fuck them against their will? Like, never. Well, what if they're a child? Well, no, never! All those things, never. Yeah. The only part they're confused about is when it's fucking. And it's not even fucking. It's

sexual harassment. Yeah, right. It's sexual harassment in this instance. It's sexual harassment. The sexual angle is the only time we get confused. What if it was violent harassment? Could I send a message? I can't have non-consensual wrestling. True.

But that also said that homosexuality was wrong. But that prohibition is no longer being enforced. In fact, people are punished for not celebrating homosexuality. Well, like homosexuality's birthday? Hold on. Celebrating it? What are they? You have to high five every homosexual?

We found out last week they don't high five. How can I celebrate your homosexuality if you won't high five? It's just like you have a butt plug cake you have to bring every time. I don't know. It's just chocolate sauce. It just pours out. It's like one of those molten lava cakes. Why is it going to be chocolate?

Is it used? I don't want to eat that. It's not good. It comes out. It's like, no, it's edible. Same was true of transgenderism. Here's what I'm... Okay.

Yeah, and they changed it. And they changed it because they're like, oh, well, that's shitty. Here's the thing. The guys like this don't understand. It's okay to be wrong about things. It's okay. Yeah. It is entirely okay to be like, well, I was wrong.

I thought about that, and you made good points i re-evaluated my position yeah and i'm wrong and you know like you don't even have to beat yourself up about being wrong you just be like that's a good point i didn't know what i know now now i'm wrong i think different thoughts i'm getting it it is wrong because it's immoral well no and it's immoral because it's wrong. And if that's not a circular reasoning. Exactly right. It violates the moral law of the creator. The creator of what? The creator of those rules that you're talking about?

The army rules of regulations or whatever? The creator? We're supposed to have, like, the military code of conduct is supposed to have what? Exactly the same rules as? Yeah. We're supposed to have a biblical. And that's all? Or is it that plus?

Do they have to be at least as restrictive as the Bible? But they're allowed to be more restrictive? You know what I mean? Are those the only laws that matter? Should we not pass any tax laws, for example, because they didn't have any tax laws in the Bible? Should there be four or five laws about graven images before me? It's

nonsense to think that this is the basis of all. What about patent law? There's no patent law anywhere in the Bible. We haven't invented anything worth patenting yet. What about the laws that some of those religious people have that you can't have interest? What about those laws?

Sharia has it, but I thought, too, that religious people have that you can't have interest what about those oh yeah that was sharia is big sharia has it but i i thought too that um again i i want to say that i it was in the possibly it was in the black death thing that i was listening to but they were talking about how medieval in the medieval times lenders couldn't do that, but the Jewish people could. Oh, so that's why they have the reputation they have. Exactly. So they could do that, but some of the people who were Christians couldn't do that with each other. I'm pretty sure that's why I heard it, but I can't remember exactly where I heard it.

I've told you about the loans. The Sharia one is alive and well still. Yeah, we close them all the time. I've told you about the loans. The Sharia one is alive and well still. Yeah. We close them all the time. I've told you about this. Yeah. They just pretend that they're buying the house for more than it is or something. Yeah. It's hilarious. I mean, in a nutshell, what they do is they figure out whatever the costs and the interest rate are.

And then you have... You get basically... In a nutshell, you get charged a fee that is equal to the interest over the course of time that you're taking out this loan, right? Yeah. So it's not interest, it's just a giant fee

that you pay, like a convenience charge at the ATM. Sure. And then you have a convenient set of monthly payments to pay back the loan plus this enormous fee

over the course of this period of time. So it's interest advertised over time, but they just... And they pay it off early. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, and there's ways in which that fee is lower if they pay it off sooner. Yeah, absolutely. Absolutely.

Oh my God. What do they think? Their God is so stupid. He's just like, I don't know how finance works. My favorite part is the federal government does not give a fuck. So if you take out one of these loans, it doesn't matter to the federal government. So certain lending laws for disclosure are still required to happen, which means that the bar where it's taking out this bullshit financial construct that is essentially a loan still has to

be delivered what's called a truth and lending disclosure, which discloses an APR on it. So it says loan amount, APR finance charge because it's required by federal law. So there's going to be still like you're tricking God with paperwork, but you're like, uncle Sam's like, nah,

he's still going to hell. He's still going to hell. It's fine. Can I get one of these loans? You probably can. I don't think that they could turn you down. My next one's going to be a Sharia loan.

The next time I refinance, I'm going to get a Sharia loan. I'm going to get a Sharia loan next time. I can't see how they could deny you. And the best part is I'm going to pretend to be Muslim. You should go in wearing the whole... Hello! I am a woman that is Muslim. No, I'll the whole like hello. I am a woman. I should know. I'll

make Sarah wear that. Yeah. And I'll bring my cat and I'll have it in one of those two. And my donkey ride it on a donkey in the burqa. Right. Yeah. Hello. I'd like your finest sharia loan, please.

I am going to get one next time. Just to be obstinate, I'm just going to get one. Just get one because they're crazy. I kind of want to see, like, I want to be like, okay, tell me what the Sharia loan can do for me. See how they go with it, and then try to see if I can get somebody to undercut it. Can you charge me less?

When I pay, do I have to face Mecca? But this is what happens when society thinks it can give a green light to some forms of immoral behavior while red lighting others. You end up with moral confusion. Or we just don't call those behaviors immoral because we recognize that they're not. And that the immoral behavior is infringing upon the rights of consenting adults to engage in whatever behavior they want to do. I mean, look at Hollywood. Long a place of immorality, but when you don't operate according to the moral, what are you saying, what do you mean by moral law? Well, there's a moral law.

And I'm not talking about the Ten Commandments. The moral law runs parallel. But the moral law is like the laws of nature. He is making this up as he goes. What's the law of nature that doesn't allow sexting, Tom? Which one is that? The one that didn't invent a phone? Because nature didn't invent phones?

The fuck are you talking about? He's making this up as he goes. Absolutely. And nature's God. These things are inscribed upon people's hearts. They're wrong for all people in all places and all times. It's always been held with few exceptions that, you know, while it

might be... That you shouldn't sext? Or that you should sext? I guess he's saying should because he's saying that it shouldn't be against... I think he's talking about gay people now, though. Well, no, I mean, we're talking about sexting before. We were, but I feel like he's walked away from sexting. Oh, no, no, I want to walk it back.

Let's walk it back, buddy. Okay, so it's either pro or anti-sexting that has always either been... Who's anti-sexting? ...before the moral law. Well, I'm anti-sexting if somebody doesn't want to sext. Well, that's what I mean, but I'm like, I mean law. Well, I'm anti-sexting. If somebody doesn't want the sex. Well, that's what I mean. But I'm like, I mean, just like I'm not anti-sexting.

Oh, yes. I guess I'm anti-harassment. Right. That's what I mean. I'm always anti-harassment in whatever form or format it takes. I guess that's true. Yeah. Right.

Yeah. You're pro-sexting because sexting, I guess, I guess a sext is no longer a sext once it's harassment. Yeah. It's just harassment. Right. You don't have to delineate the harassment. Weak debt and accepted, it's still wrong for

a man to make advances to another man's wife. And that's where we get our moral code. It's not if they're poly. It's not if they're poly at all. He would argue that, although he clearly

is not biblically literate, right? Because there's plenty of. There's plenty of poly in the Bible. But if they're poly, who gives a fuck? Like, and that's the thing is like. But these guys don't believe in that. They believe in this myth of the one man, one woman. Yeah.

Marriage. And here's the thing. Like, I believe in it, too. I got married and I believe in it, too. Yeah. You believe in it for you. Yeah. Right.

Yeah. But you don't you don't you don't decide that that is the only thing across the board that's acceptable no I don't do that at all I don't inscribe my behavior to anybody else because I don't think that's the fucking right way to live I don't think that what the fuck I'm going to

silently judge you for being poly or not poly or whatever monogamous or non-monogamous that's a preference but he's trying to write his preferences in For being poly or not poly or whatever? Monogamous or non-monogamous? That's a preference. Yeah. But he's trying to write his preferences in and make them everybody else's preferences. Yeah.

Like, that's a terrible... We might all be drinking eggnog if that was the case. There are people, Cecil, that like that shit. Speaking of which, on the 29th of this month, we're going to be doing a live stream and we'll be drinking, if we can find it, pumpkin spice eggnog during that live stream? The most basic of eggnogs. Yeah. Are we drinking it out of an Ugg boot? I guess so. We should get Ugg boots and just pour it because who cares?

I cannot believe we're going to. This will be the second eggnog tasting that we've had. If you want to see our first eggnog tasting. Yeah, there's a video of it on our YouTube page. You can find it. And on our Facebook as well. You can go to our Facebook page. You can find our egg nog tasting. It did not go well. But we're going to do

that here in studio on the 29th at 3 p.m. Chicago time. So live stream that day. We'll probably do about an hour worth of stuff, but we'll be drinking egg nog during that live stream. I will be drinking during that live stream. I'm going to, I like when we did it before,

I'm going to get a chaser of something. I'm going to have a chaser of like a scotch or a bourbon or something. I'm going to have a chaser of three bottles of Benadryl. Ipecac, so I can get rid of it. Diamond tap, I'll start fucking tripping balls. Oh God,

this guy's fucking terrible. This is from a Huffington Post. Louisiana sheriff wants, quote, good prisoners to stay jailed for their free labor. I mean, and that's literally what he said. It's not like it's not like here's the thing. There's no nuance. I mean, it's like literally what he says. He says, in addition to the bad ones, they're releasing some good ones that we use

every day to wash cars, to change oil in the cars, to cook in the kitchen, to do all that where we save money. Well, they're not going to let them out, the ones that we use in these work release programs. So what he's

saying is like, look, we were getting free goddamn labor from these people, which, you know, I mean, let's be perfectly honest. This guy likes slavery. This guy likes slavery. Right. Hey, like you're going to let out the good ones that are behaving back into society.

Yeah. Yeah. They clearly have a trade. If they're good, they get to go back. Don't we want the good ones in the world doing Yeah. They clearly have a trade. If they're good, they get to go back. Don't we want the good ones in the world doing jobs, working? It's funny because he doesn't.

I know. He wants the cars washed and the oils changed. He wants these free things done. He's got a budget. He's got a line item on this motherfucker later. But it's amazing that he said it out loud. Yeah. We all sort of understand.

And I think people who think about it for two seconds recognize that it's repugnant. Sure. But we all sort of understand that the prison system in this country is a for-profit prison system that exploits the labor of the people that it houses. Sure. And it's, I mean, it's genuinely, it's modern slavery. It's absolute slavery. And it happens all over, like in all the different states.

There's a system that requires a certain number of people to be in beds throughout, you know, so there's like, there's some weird, they've got to fill beds.

They fill the beds and then they wind up taking, they wind up taking those people and they make them work in these different conditions. Like there's some people that put like washers and dryers together for corporations. It's super weird. And they get paid pennies.

They get paid pennies. They get paid nothing. But the problem is, is that we have a prison system in this country that, you know, we have a, we fucking, we have, we house more people in our prison system than I think the whole world does. We have a, we fucking, we have, we house more people in our prison system than I think the whole world does. Well, on a per capita basis, we absolutely jail more of our citizenry than anyone else. Anyone else. But like this, this guy is saying like, I don't want to let these people go. Yeah.

He's, I want to keep, I want to keep these people in this forced labor system, even though they should be eligible for release. Are you fucking kidding? Like, don't say even if that's what you want, have the fucking good sense to lie about it. Well, he's from Louisiana, though. It's true. It's true. He's basically an alligator. I'm surprised he wasn't like

a bullfrog in a pair of shorts. You know what I mean? A bullfrog in a pair of shorts riding a donkey with a hat. Full motherfucking circle. And the donkey's pulling this big thing of crawdads behind him. And the frog, when he talks to the camera, he sounds like the guy from Waterboys.

He's like, hammer, hammer, hammer, hammer, hammer. A picture of that mouse from Tom and Jerry that pulled the whisker. Fucker to court and eat it. Right. Ham on. Ding. Ham on. Everybody else that's like under 50 is going to have to look that up.

All these young people are just like. Wait, Tom and Jerry, what's that? Now, here's what I want you to understand here. He says, look, when you sacrifice a child to an idol, you are sacrificing that child to demons. That's the word that's used right here in the scripture. I looked it up in the Hebrew lexicon. You know what that word demon means? It means demon.

So this is right wing watch as well. This is Rodney Howard Brown, who he prayed over Trump at one point. He said, Hollywood is rife with human sacrifice and cannibalism. Somebody believes the Saw movies are real. Yeah. All right. Okay. There we go.

They've told us to be quiet. They've told us to say nothing and do nothing. But I'll tell you, I drew a line in the sand. Yeah, Eminem drew a line in the sand the other day. I love all the people that are laughing. Like, I'm also vaguely aware of Eminem.

I'm a million years old. I thought his second album was a little pushy. Looks like he tries to think he's from the hood. Please, give me a break. Some pasty white boy. All these white people laughing about the hood. This is the

widest crowd of people to people laughing about the hood. This is the whitest crowd of people to ever laugh about the hood. I have ever, you heard that phrase on the wire, motherfucker. If you dim the lights, their heads, their bald heads would twinkle like stars. I fucking love when the whitest

fucking people ever start using terms like the hood. You have no idea. You have no idea. You have no fucking idea in your fucking blue suit. I'm surprised they don't call it. In your mega church. I'm surprised they don't call it ye olde hood. Boy, trying to act like he's from the hood.

He doesn't even know what the hood looks like. He's made money off the hood, but he's about to get put on a hood once you get put on a hood what is that police gonna think he's black are we talking about enough is enough they've mocked the body of christ but i love that he checked his notes before he said enough is enough he's walking walking around. Hold on a second. He's walking around with a sheaf of papers, checking his notes. He looked down, then looked up and was like, enough is enough! As if he was like,

how much is enough? Oh, it's enough. Okay, good. I'm glad I wrote that down. So I started watching the Eminem thing and then I got distracted and I didn't watch the rest of it. But I don't think he talks about the body of Christ. I thought he talked about Trump. Yeah, that's not the body of Christ. But I don't think he talks about the body of Christ. I thought he talked about Trump. Yeah, that's not the body of Christ.

I mean, God. That's a big body. That is a big body. Big, floppy, shitty body. Is it full of manna? Do we have to suck at the teat of Trump? I don't know. I just hope that it fails naturally.

Just spits out communion wafers. You just feel it. You just squeeze his boob and a communion wafer comes out the nipple. It's like the overposer. An army of men and women is rising up in this hour. Wait, wait, what? Wait, what did he just say? He said an army.

Did he say mommy? Is there a woman rising up in the face of this hour? An army. He says an army, but he says it weird. So here it is again. Enough. They've mocked the body of Christ for too long. An army of men and women is rising up in this hour.

No, I didn't understand any of that. Oh. I didn't understand. An army of men and women are rising up in this hour. That's what he said. Do you speak gibberish? I think this guy is hearing disabled. Oh, okay.

I think he has a problem. Well, OK, fine. So he's saying when he's talking, he's he's clearly slurring and saying either he's drunk or there's something wrong with his speech. And I tend to think he has a hearing loss when he's talking. That's what it sounds like to me when he's talking. I wish I had here. You got if you listen to it loud enough. God is answering our prayer.

He will not be mocked he's a God that answers by fire he did a weird head bobby thing by fire he threw a finger out too he kind of is sort of like quasi rapping yeah right by fire

God is going to answer by fire. He doesn't answer at all. He's had 2,000 fucking years. Well, it just depends on if you're Jim Baker or not. Yeah, right? Do not be afraid of the showdown. Don't be afraid of the showdown. A showdown.

I can't understand this guy at all. It's pretty hard. Don't be afraid. It's time to mock the false gods of Egypt and their prophets. What are these people? What are these hollies? They're prophets of the enemy. You know, I mock you. Some say, no, we must be nice so we can win them for Jesus.

These people are full of the devil. These people can't even be reasoned with. These are not people that you can talk to. And they already have given their soul to the devil. He has like an Australian German accent. Is that a thing, right? It's weird. It's a super strange accent. Whatever he's got going on, I have to concentrate with a furrowed brow to understand this guy. It's either hearing loss. Dementia. Alcoholism. Yeah. Sudafed.

I'm just saying he got behind that glass in the pharmacy. Are you with me? These people go through seances. These people drink blood. These people sacrifice children. Okay. Nobody's doing any of these things. Nobody's doing any of these things.

You know, according to some reports, they might diddle them, but I don't know about sacrificing them. What would you sacrifice them to? To the devil? I guess. And then what do they get? They're already in Hollywood. They're already rich and famous. They're already rich. It's like going to the crossroads and being like, I'd like to learn how to play the guitar. And the devil's like, you already play the guitar

really well. I can't even make that better. I'd be like, I'll still give you my soul. Yeah, no, that's good. What are you talking about about they're fucking rich and famous they don't do that they sacrifice children at the highest levels in hollywood they drink blood of young kids this is a fact the next thing to be exposed will be all the pedophilia that's going to come out of hollywood and come out of washington dc well wait it's going to this is going to be exposed but it hasn't been exposed so how do Hollywood and come out of Washington D.C. This is going to be exposed, but it hasn't been exposed.

How do you know it? The one thing he's saying, this is a true thing. Now he's saying this is going to come out. Well, there is that Corey who has been very vocal about his own abuse. Right. The Feldman or whatever? The one that's alive. The not lost boy.

The not dead one. But he's been very vocal about his abuse the whole time. What is the highest level of Hollywood? Is it theta? No. The highest level of Hollywood, you have

a plus eight saving throw, I think. So, Tom Cruise is what? Is he Xenu? Maybe what happens is you sacrifice, you get the skills and the talents, but they start to wane slowly over time. What I don't understand, here's what I don't understand about the sacrificing

of the kids. If you're going to do the pedophilia, why not just murder them afterwards? Why not just sacrifice them afterwards? Just diddle the ones you're going to sacrifice and then nobody knows. If you're going to accuse them of drinking blood, if you're going to accuse them of killing children, sacrificing children, and then the next thing out of your mouth is, and there's also pedophilia. Why aren't you using the same pool?

Do they have to come from different pools? I don't know maybe maybe they're tainted because they're taint you stretch it out it's no good anymore how do you stretch out a tank carefully the human sacrifice and the cannibalism has been going on for years this is that this is that spirit cooking stuff this is that crazy alex jones yeah this is that spirit cooking stuff? This is that crazy Alex Jones shit. Yeah, this is that Alex Jones shit. This is just like that, all that crazy Pizzagate bullshit, just in a church full of yelling hillbillies. Yeah. Well, from... From wherever.

From Germany and Australia. Yeah. Somebody said, oh, they don't do that. It's worse than what you think. You remember when the whole... How do you know what I think? You don't have any idea. It's not worse than what I think.

I'll tell you something. There's no way. Yeah. You tune in for a second and then you'd leave. You can see inside my mind you go blind. It's like you open that little thing on fucking Hellraiser or whatever. The time cube or whatever it is. The Pandora's box, right?

Well, yeah, I mean, I don't know if I'd call it a box. It was nice. A cooking thing came out. That's commonplace, ladies and gentlemen. And many of the Hollywood actors that you go see on a screen,

what you don't know, they bring a witch. They do a big seance right there on the set. And they worship devils and they allow devils to come into them before they take the part

of what they're going to act. It's a fact what I'm telling you. So before they make a movie. Yeah, no. A witch comes in with a cauldron and they do a seance. What you don't understand. And the demons make you act. Yeah.

When they list that on the credits, that's the witchcraft services. Nice. Nice. Best Boy, Beelzebub, Key Grip, Baphomet, Gaffer, Lucifer. Witchcraft services.

It's really good. It's really good. What are we having on the witchcraft service table? Oh, Devil's Food Cake. It's really good. What are we having on the craft service? The witchcraft service table? Oh, devil's food cake. Devil takes. You know, I got to say, though, you know, I am sure that just like every other segment of the population,

there are creeps in Hollywood, right? Just like every segment of the population, there's creep politicians, there's creeps in Hollywood, right? Just like every segment of the population, there's creep politicians, there's creeps in the army, there's creeps everywhere you go, and there's creeps in Hollywood. Big enough sample size. Exactly. It's a big sample size. I'm sure there's pedophiles in Hollywood. The thing we need to be upset about is the system of enabling, right? That's the thing you need to be upset about, right? If there's a system in place that enables it, like clearly, I mean, if you hear some of these Harvey Weinstein things that are coming out now. Terrible. Terrible. And especially when they're just like, when, when somebody gets

groped and then they come back to the table and say like, fucking somebody like fucking, he groped me or he fucking, he beat off in front of me. And they're just like, oh, that's just Harvey. Right. And they just wait. Oh, that's just Harvey. Like, oh no, no, it's not. That's not, no, that's no. So, you know, this enabling, the sort of enabling that happens, that's disgusting. And that's something that those are the systems that you gotta break down. You gotta break them down everywhere.

Look on some of the conservative Twitter feeds about how they're going after this Harvey Weinstein. They're showing pictures of him with all these Democrats. You know, he's taking pictures with Democrats and they're going after this Harvey Weinstein. They're showing pictures of him with all these Democrats. You know, he's taking pictures with Democrats and they're showing all these pictures. They only care about sexual assault when it fits them. Yeah. Because when it's their guy, because when it's their guy who's been accused of a lot of sexual assault, right? They, they fucking, they close their ears, close their eyes and scream, la la la. and they close their ears, close their eyes, and scream la la la.

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you know, there's like an award that it was given. Yeah, so our boys over there. Our boys over in QED made Gizmodo. We thought that was pretty great. It's kind of a bummer that Gwyneth didn't, you know, stop her vagina steaming or whatever to swing over to Manchester.

She didn't shoot a J-Gag out over Adam, you know? She would have been a great party favorite. Like just stuff her full of party favors and shoot him out of the crowd. Into the crowd like a t-shirt gun. Smells like potpourri. What happened there? It's like a cinnamon broom.

What is that? You want answers? I think I'm entitled. You want answers! I want the truth! You can't handle the truth! Alright, this story is from the miami herald um this is an amazing story i just want to say uh before i start reading through part of this that um keep in mind that this person is running for office when i tell you this story never let that leave your sights as i tell you this story don't for a moment pause and think, that's crazy. She's running for public office.

Okay, I'm just, Congress. Yeah. Congress. Miami politician says aliens took her on a spaceship. Yeah, so here we go. This is a congressional candidate from Miami. This is Bettina Rodriguez Aguilera, which I think I fucking nailed the pronunciation of that, right? Yeah, that's good. She says that

she's been aboard a spaceship. Three blonde big-bodied beings. They have big bones. Big-bodied beings. Okay. Two females. One male. Hot, hot FFM. That's the way to go. Visit her when she was seven years...

It's not MMF. Visit her when she was seven years old. It's not MMF. Visit her when she was seven years old. MMF, there's too many floppies. That's a lot. That's too much going on. I feel intimidated in every direction. And the MMMMMMMM is just a little too much. A little? A little?

She's swimming at the end. God, how much cold water. Three blonde, big-bodied two female, one male. That really does flow, though. Isn't that, what is that? What is that, alliteration? Three blonde, big-bodied bees. Two females, one male.

Caliente. We said that earlier. They visited her when she was seven years old. They've communicated her telepathically several times throughout the course of her life. Now, I want to recount a portion of her story because it's delightfully insane. She goes up in this spaceship. They don't specify whether she went in space or just sort of bopped around the local Circle K. She says she went in, there were some round seats and some quartz rocks that

controlled the ship. This is my favorite part of this book. Not like airplanes which use engines and a yoke and a series of things that work. Quartz rocks. So she's got a couple of YouTube videos and in it she

gives some details About her experiences So this is some of the things that she learned From the aliens There are 30,000 skulls Quote different from humans In a cave In the Mediterranean island of Malta What?

So somewhere in Malta That's a pretty small area Malta's pretty small I feel like if there were 30,000 Non-human skulls in a cave in Malta, there's a cave. That's a pretty small area. Malta's pretty small. I feel like if there were 30,000 non-human skulls in a cave in Malta, somebody would have found that fucking thing. If they grind them up, would they be Malta meal? It's late. It is late.

It's very late. You get very punny, buddy. You get very punny. It's very late. The world's energy center is in Africa. What does that mean? Well, nothing. Because I don't know what that means.

Energy center? Energy also. And Africa is like not the center. Well, and also Africa is fucking, where in Africa? Yeah, Africa is pretty big. It's fucking massive. I love when people that don't know anything are just like, well, that's in Africa. Oh, yeah?

Really? Because Africa is the only time you mention something as a continent. Yeah. You know? All the rest of the time, you're never like, well, that's in Africa. Oh, yeah? Really? Because Africa is the only time you mention something as a continent. Yeah. You know? All the rest of the time, you're never like, well, that's in Asia. That's in North America. No, we name the country. It's just that the rest of the world is like, I don't know where the brown ones are.

It really is. Yeah. They treat Africa like it's a country. And isn't the map the way we draw the map? country. And isn't the map the way we draw the map? Isn't it drawn in a way that really inflates the size of Europe and

the Americas, but deflates the size of Africa? Because Africa is actually very, very, very large. I believe that's the case. Yeah. I think the actual way in which it's actually drawn, if you were to see what it actually looks like, it's a fucking enormous continent in comparison.

She says, the Coral Castle, a limestone tourist attraction in South Miami-Dade, is actually an ancient Egyptian pyramid. Hold on. The Coral Castle, a limestone tourist attraction. Now I've got to look it up. Let me just look it up real quick.

And finally... It's actually an Egyptiangyptian but it was made in the ninth like the 1800s it was made while we were there to watch it be made yeah and it's not pyramidal shape so so and it's not from egypt yeah so it's neither pyramidal nor egyptian uh nor ancient yeah so she's wrong literally with every word that she's uttered. God is also a universal energy. Okay.

Well, that means nothing. And then I like this line. She also said that the aliens had mentioned ISIS, though she didn't clarify if they meant the terrorist organization or the ancient Egyptian goddess.

Running for Congress, people. For Congress. Oh, man. How amazing is that? I mean, you know, the thing is, is though,

um, we were looking at a story and we were talking about the story before we didn't, we didn't cover it, but there's a story about like how 60% of the people in the United States think that ancient aliens existed or something like that. So like 56, 56% like Atlanta.

Yeah. So, so, and in shit like Atlanta. Yeah. So, so, and, and we come in and we're in a culture now that doesn't think that there's anything as facts. Right. Right.

Yeah. So post truth world, truth world. So like all of this stuff. Yeah. This doesn't mean she's not going to win. I don't, I mean,

I, I, I tend to think that when you get all, all you would do as her debate opponent is just ask her about Malta. That's all you would have to do, right? I don't know, man, because if half

of the people believe in this sort of shit, half, what are you going to do? You're going to corner her with facts, but facts don't matter anymore, so there's no corner for her to back into, and people just be like, I don't know, aliens.

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Thanks for listening. It's awesome. We got a message from Brian and Brian wants us to play. This is the best Sam Harris quote of all time. And I tend to agree. It's pretty damn good.

This is from his episode 100. I just want to say for the record, I always wear a mask at an orgy. Solid advice. Solid advice. Solid advice. Yeah. I wear a mask at an orgy. Solid advice. Solid advice. Solid advice. I wear a scuba mask. We got a message from Ryan who found us through the

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a guest on I'm looking at the email where they cancelled on us right now very sad we got a message from this is from Matt and Matt said that last week when we were listening and somebody said that

fetuses can feel pain at 20 weeks this person Matt said that's not true. It's like 25 weeks. And then there's all this other developmental stuff that happens. It says, it says importantly, abortion after 20 weeks is only performed in a few clinics in the entire country. Yeah.

I think he said seven. Yeah. And I don't think any of them do it after 25 weeks. Yeah. Wow. None of them do it after 25 weeks. That's crazy. And then it says, lastly, I was surprised to learn that pregnancy is calculated from the first missed period. So if you say six weeks, it's six weeks since the missed period, not since the conception. So again, that's if they're saying they're calculating it that way, that's, you know, that's 12 weeks. Yeah, exactly.

It's 12 weeks from conception. Yeah, it could be. Yeah, yeah. Potentially. So, but I wanted to mention that we actually did look that up while we were recording last week. Right. I just cut it from the show because we were looking it up and bouncing back and forth. And the way we reintroduced it didn't work.

But you're absolutely right. Actually, what the data we found was 27 weeks was when they could start feeling pain. Got an image from Holly that we're going to put up on this week's show notes. It's talking about centaurs and we think it's great. So you could check it out. Got a message from Matt and Matt sends a long message. And it's basically asking, he says, you compared the lack of brain activity in an onboard fetus to the lack of brain activity in a brain-dead adult. He said he's heard this before and it seems insane to him because every living human was once a fetus with no brain activity. And it's pretty obvious that a fetus can develop into an adult and a 70-year-old is probably never going to get better.

So how can you equate the two things? And to be perfectly honest, I'm actually for viability myself, but this is the way Tom thinks about it. I think this is the argument from potential. That's how I read this. Sure. And it's just not an argument I personally find compelling.

Yeah. I don't operate on a scale of potentials. I don't think that way in terms of what is valuable to me is not the potential for whether or not something will turn out to be alive or not alive. Something either is alive at the moment that a decision is made or it's not alive at the moment that decision is made. Whether or not it's going to maybe become a life, it doesn't affect my moral choice at the moment the moral choice is being made. The choice is either moral when it's made or it's not moral choice is being made. The choice is either moral when it's made,

or it's not moral when it's made. Whether something could actualize or not doesn't affect the moment of whether or not something is alive. Sure. So I don't think if you, I think if there's no brain function, then it is effectively not alive. Whether it could eventually become alive or not doesn't matter to me. At that moment when that decision is made, it's effectively not alive. We were having a conversation before this show started

about whether or not there should be a law to stop eight-week or eight-month, one-week abortions or something. And they just don't happen. They just don't happen ever. They're just, it's just such a rare, rare occasion. And only with like intense screening does something like that ever happen. It's because of, you know, something very, very dangerous for the mother. So this idea that like, like we're fighting over, you know, when we, when we argue about this stuff, these,

But when we argue about this stuff, these clumps of cells are never viable. They're never viable when most of them, almost the great vast majority of these are done well before 20 weeks. There's a lot of gray area when we talk about abortion. But I think the problem is that we all follow these myths. and these myths are all out there that make it seem like there's the, the late term abortion myth as if, as if there's this epidemic of people coming into these abortion clinics, eight and a half months pregnant, be like,

no, I changed my mind. Even 20 weeks pregnant. Cause when we, when we, we mean even, even, and he probably inflated his stats, but last week

when we were talking about that fucking dipshit that was on the show, and he's like, yeah, this will prevent 5% of the abortions. Well, 5% of the abortions that are happening in the United States, and that's probably his inflated numbers. It's probably less than that. That's not a lot of abortions that are happening after 20 weeks.

Right, and you have to look at the circumstances and the context in which those abortions take place. The vast majority of those things are happening. I have looked at the stats. When you look at the overwhelming majority of those are medically necessary. Sure. So you're talking about a fetus, which at that point is never going to be okay. Yeah. Right? Or an incredibly dangerous situation for the mother or an incredibly dangerous situation for both. Yeah. Which is very often the case as well. Sure. So we're not

talking about like perfectly healthy people just strolling in five months into the game and being like, I don't know, get it out. It's not. And perfectly healthy fetuses. Right. You're not talking about that either. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

And I think I misspoke last time, or one of us misspoke. We said unborn child at one point instead of fetus. We hear somebody say something and sometimes we accidentally will say the term that they say. On occasion, I use homosexual.

I know I shouldn't, but I do on occasion because somebody will say it and I will say it as well. So on occasion, we'll say things that we probably shouldn't say, but I think people know

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