Cognitive Dissonance - Episode 395: Science Fair Volcano Lair

Episode Date: January 8, 2018

           

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The explicit tag is there for a reason. recording live from glory hole studios in chicago this is cognitive dissonance every episode we blast anyone who gets in our way we bring critical thinking skepticism and irreverence too many topic that makes the news makes it big or makes us mad are you fiddling with my link there i'm just what are you doing i'm just well you don't i'm just flipping a button you don't go right for the button i'm just flipping a button, Tom. You don't go right for the button. I'm just flipping the button. Nobody likes it when you just... You don't. You don't. Nobody likes it when you tap the button.

It's like an elevator to me. I just keep pressing. Is this the door open button? Is this the door open button? No, it's not. If you go right for the button, nobody likes that. This is 911. And irreverence. What it definitely makes the news makes it big or makes us mad.

It's skeptical. It's political. And there is no welcome at. This is episode 395 of Cognitive Distance. Goddamn, man. We are coming close to our 400th episode. A month away or so. Holy shit.

We are old. Jesus Christ. You only have 400 episodes of this fucking thing. If you've been doing it for a real painfully horrifyingly. Oh my God. Coronary long time. Yeah, man. It's like, it's going to be a milestone. We'll have to figure

out what we're going to do. I think that's on the agenda this weekend. Oh, we got to do something special? Is there going to be cake? Can there be cake? Because I found out today that you're dying. Well, yes. Every day piece by piece. My son had his

I don't know, 11th birthday or whatever. However old he is. A couple weeks ago, right? Yeah, and so he's doing his party. So for his birthday, like for his actual birthday, you know, we got him a fucking ice cream cake and a Nerf gun saying happy birthday and stuck some candles in it.

Sure, yeah, yeah. Told him to go shut up. Told him to go outside. Right. And then fall below. Right. Stay out there until you're warm. Stay out there until you feel warm.

Let me know when it's spring and that's when you can come inside. But we're having like his party party, like his kid party. So he's having like a nerf party because he likes nerf guns. And so Haley sends me a text message and she's like, do we need a cake or will they supply one? And I'm like, we don't need a cake. My son's

fat. Like he doesn't like he already got a cake. Like I want to buy a fat kid two cakes. Are you fucking kidding me? Well, he's going to have friends. So they might be thin. Well, that's what she said. That's exactly what she said. She's like, well, his friends aren't fat. And I was like, I'm not real good

at this. I guess we need a cake. Like I would have been like, I bought one cake already. How many fucking cakes do you want? Is there a place you can go nerf? Yeah, it's awesome. It's like they go and they have a big open space and it's basically like indoor nerf paintball. So they're going to run around and shoot each other with fucking

nerf guns. That's fun. I wish they had that. It turns out they're all going to eat cake. I didn't know. Fucking Marie Antoinette's not coming to this fucking party. Your son's going to be stuck in one of those holes they have to climb through the corrugated type. He's going to be like, get the butter! Squeeze me out of here!

Dad! I'm stuck again! Stay there until you're thin! Just bring my tablet! I'll watch YouTube here! I've never been so happy at immobility! Feed me more cake! I love myself. Finn if you're listening 20 years in the future

I hope you lost some weight or you won't make it 20 years in the future I was a fat kid hello single Finn it was only hard for 25 years. It's a long time. It's fine. Long time.

Whatever. People get mad when we make fun of fat people, though, Tom, they leave us bad reviews. They do. So I shouldn't make fun of my fat, fat son. Don't make fun of my giant body.

It starts to right wing watch. This is Jim Baker. Washington train derailment was a warning from God. What? To like buy a car? Hey, the train derailment was a warning from God called don't be poor and have to take the

train. It's a warning from God. You should take an outdated mode of transportation. Who trains it? Who trains it nowadays? Commuter trains, right? Well, commuter trains are different than this train, though.

This is like an Amtrak train. You know what's funny that you ask that? Because I have no idea. I don't understand when Amtrak is the most sensible choice. It's not very inexpensive. Amtrak is not inexpensive. As I recall, it's close to a plane ticket. It is.

It's not that it's cheap. Because at one point, I needed to get to New York and the flight was canceled. And I was desperate to get there. And I was like, well, fuck, I couldn't get an airplane. I couldn't get a flight. And I looked at Amtrak and it was like 26 million hours

to get to New York. Yeah, no, it's 44 hours. And it was like $400. And I was like, a plane ticket is like $150 to $300 depending on when you buy it. And you could drive out there for cheaper. And I did. So that's what I did. I got in my car

and I drove there and it took less time. It cost less money. I don't understand who takes Amtrak. Yeah, I think that it's people without cars though. You know what I mean? But you could rent a car. Yeah.

I don't know. Right? Couldn't you? I could rent a cheap car for $25. I could rent a Chevy Sonic, which admittedly will probably catch on fire. But I could rent a Chevy Sonic for $25 a day. Are these train people you think that are taking it? Like they're like super excited about trains?

Oh. Or afraid to fly. That's another possibility. Right? But are they also afraid to drive? Yeah. I don't know. I think driving is scarier than flying.

Well, I do too. But I think most people who are afraid of flying yeah aren't also afraid of because then you're just afraid like at that point you're just they're just like like you're just terrified of all the grass lands on your shoulder everything with a wheel it just terrifies me like wheelbarrows yeah i only travel by rickshaw it's funny because i i immediately want to say that it's an income thing but you know it's not because when you look up amtrak prices they're not cheap it's not cheap no so i don't know if you guys know our friend our friend let us know i know we have a friend southern illinois a friend who travels but i think that's just people who are just like i think that there's a special case for her.

And the reason why- Yeah, she has a special case. It's because there's no real airports. So you can't really land- Right. In an airplane. You still have to drive a couple hours no matter where you go.

Yeah, to Southern Illinois, yeah. And so you might be able to hit a place that is in between where an airport might land that would be just about the same. Like if I wanted to go to somewhere in the middle of Illinois, I would, you know, taking a train is not a bad call

because going... Yeah, but from metropolitan area, I know what you're saying, like from metropolitan area to metropolitan area. That's not. The plane is the best. Plus then somebody's got to pick you up

from the fucking train station. What do you think that train going off the tracks in... The Amtrak? Yeah, in Washington State, wasn't it? Or somewhere up in... Up in Washington. Yeah, they've been talking that it's been...

It was speeding over 50 miles an hour. Yeah, it was going 80, the last report I got. That's right. And Philip, what, from the train? The guy called you? Hey, just so you know, Jim, I'm going 80 miles an hour, and I'm going to take a nap. All right?

You know, it's funny. It's like I was going over 50, nap. All right. It's funny. It's like, it's like I was going over 50, 80. Yeah, that's over 50. That's a higher number. That is a higher number.

It's like, yeah, it was speeding. What do you think the cause of the crash was? Well, I don't know. That fucking train that fucking derailed in New York. It was also speeding. Maybe it's speeding trains.

Maybe it's a sign to not speed in a train. There was another train accident today, I thought. Was there? I heard there was another train accident. South Africa. Oh, yeah. But that's because the train derails and then lions eat everybody as they pile out of the train. The lions are like, oh, it's on fire.

Sweet. Roasted humans. Caramelized people. They probably all got fucking bot flies or something. Africa. It was supposed to be going 30 at that time. But this is not what it's about. It's not about tripling the fucking recommended speed limit.

It's not about where it's supposed to be. Really? Look, it's not about that. It's what is it going to be about, you think? Prophecies, Armageddon, signs from God. This guy takes a rough shit and it's a message from God. It's a spiritual sign. Why is

it right now at this time of the year? This was its maiden voyage. Reminds you of the Titanic. I was going to say that. I was going to ask you. I was going to say the Titanic too. Remember that train hit an iceberg? The Titanic was going 80 say that. I was going to ask you. I was going to say the Titanic too. Yeah. Remember that train hit an iceberg? The Titanic was going 80 miles an hour.

Like everything that crashes on its first day. Like I've had some jobs where I crashed on my first day. What's hilarious about this is when you're comparing the two, you're saying, well, there's a mated voyage. And in the Titanic, they always go back to the Titanic because of the, the comment. I don't even know if it's apocryphal where it's like,

even God couldn't sink this ship. I don't know if that's apocryphal or not. I don't know either. Um, but, uh, but that's a, that's a common thread that they come back to all the time.

Right. And, uh, and they always were just like, well, look, my God sucked that ship. And you're like,

yeah, well, in both cases, it was human error. When did the Titanic sink? Uh, 1908. And you're like, yeah, well in both cases, it was human error. When did the Titanic sink? Uh, 1908. So we're like,

Oh man, it happens all the time. Every 109 years. Oh my God. Oh, it's just again. Yeah. 1912.

Yeah. 1912. Sorry. 19, 19. Oh, every 105 years. It's just happening all the time.

What the fuck is wrong with you? Every four years, it's just happening all the time. What the fuck is wrong with you? Every four generations, this happens. We have a maiden voyage that fails. How many other maiden voyages are in between? I feel like our track record with the maidens is pretty fucking high right now. I feel good about this.

They'd be texting back. Anybody knew about it? Yes, of course. The maiden voyage. They said nobody, that ship, nothing could happen to that ship. The great preachers of all times have said the Titanic is God's warning. Warning for what? Nothing's happened. I love that.

It's like, I'm giving you a warning 105 years ago. Figure out what it's for. Right. Okay. How about we have two world wars? I know, right? A nuclear crisis, a cold war that started and ended,

a buffoon in the presidency multiple times. The Korean War, the Vietnam War. I don't know how many Gulf Wars at this point. I don't even know how we count them. Yeah. All of this. But I still, I'll tell you this much Cecil.

I would not for any amount of money, go back to 1912 America. Right. The world is better now. It's like, it's like, Oh God gave you a warning. Oh really?

Was it better in 1912? Well, not if you were black or a woman. So that's most people. So not for most people in America, it was shit. Yeah. It was total absolute shit. Yeah. And most people in America. It was shit. It was total, absolute shit.

Yeah. And there was no Facebook. Alright, now I'm more interested. Now you got my attention. Yo, science. What is it all about? Technology. What is that all about?

Is it good or is it whack? Alright, this story is from the Friendly Atheist blog. I love this. Rapper B.O.B. Bob Bob. Bill Nye needs to read more books to understand the flower. So, like, I kind of love this because for a little while there was a feud between rapper Bob and Neil deGrasse Tyson. And then Neil deGrasse Tyson's like uncle or cousin or fucking whatever.

Yeah. Somebody made like made an, like an opposing rap video that had like the rap wars and there was spaghetti on their sweaters already or something. I don't know exactly what happened to it, but now Bill Nye is getting in like his rapper, Bob kind of called him out. And Bill Nye is like,

look, you can come to fucking science center world or wherever he lives. He's like, yeah, come to science mountain. It's like the justice science league of America will fight you. Yeah. No,

he's like, like Bill Nye is like, he's like, you know how there's evil scientists, like Bill Nye's the good scientist. And he lives in a, in a volcano dedicated to science somewhere. But it's a,

it's a science fair volcano later. So it's like made of paper mache. And baking soda. And baking soda. Just explodes. And it's very nice. And it's very environmentally friendly. When it explodes, it like gently cleans your carpet.

Little Roombas. Scrub the mountain. It's very nice. It's very peaceful at Science Center Mountain. It's like Bill Nye's like come to Science Spectacular or wherever I live. Come to my satellite where I live. That's what he says though.

He's like beam down my information to the humans. He's like I can show you how science works more good. Yeah, I can show you. He's like we could literally look from a satellite. Like we can turn a satellite on and be like, bloop, and there would be

a camera that goes, whoop, whoop, whoop, whoop. And it takes a picture of the world and you can see it. And this guy's like, hey man, you're Bayfay with me. It's with the guy who wrote this book. Isn't that the equivalent to, I'm just asking questions

though. Isn't that that collins equivalent like it's like i stated a thing i said a thing and i i'm so i'm such a a weasel that i can't stand behind what i said go go fight the guy who wrote it i'm just repeating what i wrote yeah i'm just a parent yeah i'm just a parent for bullshit and it's like yeah but you're a slightly infl i don't know rapper Bob if he's a cool sure I don't know me rapper these days I haven't asked the kids what they think of rapper Bob I come up I hike my pants up to my

nipples I'm like hey kids right I'm just like you kids I was doing an arm swing you think I got my white pants all the way up my fucking cloth belt my ties way too short still still but so I have no idea like how influential rapper fucking sure I fucking cloth belt. My tie's way too short still.

So I have no idea like how influential rapper fucking Bob is, right? I don't know him either. I don't. Yeah. But he's clearly at least somewhat influential, at least according to the article, right? So it's like you can't lend your fucking voice to this bullshit and then back away from this bullshit. The guy that he quotes said Hitler was misunderstood and was actually a peaceful guy. Here's a hundred

proofs that the Earth is not a globe. Oh, for fuck's sake. And so I found a couple of these. Here's one that I want to read. So, whenever experiments have been tried on the surface of standing water, the surface has always been found to be level. If the Earth were a globe, the surface of always been found to be level. If the Earth were a globe, the surface

of all standing water would be convex. This is an experimental proof that the Earth is not a globe. Come the fuck on! Did you see the... I don't know how much of this stuff is just people bullshitting. Do you know what I mean? Sure.

Just trolling. But I watched a video on Facebook or something where some flat earth idiot was like, this is why. And he takes a lemon and he pours water on it. I saw that. He's kidding. He's got to be kidding. He has to be. Because he pours water on it.

He says, see, there's nothing on this lemon. There's no water. And then he pours it in a plate. See, there's water in this plate. And this is why there's standing water when it rains. And you're like. And it's like, okay. Like dimensions matter. Like if you had one cloud that was as big as like a massive chunk of,

yeah, then that would be dead. It all rained at once. Yeah. Oh, Hey, we got some problems here, but that's not at all.

How like ratios and sizes work whatsoever. So I want to address the very first claim. Okay. The Earth is not a globe. So it just got me to thinking about what the word globe means. So I googled the definition of globe. Noun, the Earth. definition of globe noun the earth the earth is not the earth i think i think you've disproven with all those were done in like the 1800s right before we had a thing that flew into space and

flew around and we have you know how many satellites orbit our earth? Like how hard is it? Yeah. How hard is it as a flat earther, you know, as, as, as a person who knows about the universe, right. As somebody who's like all the astronomers have to be in on it. All the, all the people who send up satellites, all the tech people who are involved in all that work, all the people doing the space X program right now, all these people all have to be in on this joke, like this big, crazy, practical joke, when all you need is just one picture from a fucking satellite.

One picture, not even from a thing that leaves Earth. If you look at that fucking guy, the Red Bull guy. Felix Baumgartner, right? Fucking Red Bull guy. You look at the Earth, and you're just like, that's a little marble down there.

Right? Yeah. To defy all of the evidence. It's just a crazy person thing to think. I love this video. I got to tell you, the Felix Baumgartner video

where he jumps, it is one of my very favorite things. I've watched it a hundred times. It's so funny because when you look at it and you're just like looking at it, you're like,

that's a fucking globe, man. Like, it's a globe. Like, look behind the guy. It's a globe. They're not superimposing that do you remember you and i have gone up to michigan a number of times yeah and we sat and looked at the stars where you can actually see them really good and we've seen satellites and you can watch them trace their way across the sky and then you can wait a while and we've both done this you can

wait a while and they will reappear at the place that you saw it on one edge of the sky. It'll come back. What do they think is happening? Is it going around the dish? I don't understand. And I don't understand. Like what's underneath the like the other side? Is it like just a flat?

Does it just say China made in Pakistan or something underneath there? You are watching the beginning and the birth of the new world order. And you want to call me crazy? Go to hell. Call me crazy all you want. All right, this story is from iflscience.com. Meet 2018's newest bonkers health trend, quote, raw water, end quote. This is pretty much what it sounds like. If you think to yourself, raw water, but I don't cook my water. Yeah, I mean, you sort of do cook your water in the sense that if you drink regular water, we purify it.

We purify it sometimes with chemical means and sometimes with heat means like to sanitize and get all the weird shit that's going to kill you like the beaver poop. No, raw water is let's drink beaver poo. That's what raw water is. It's just water, man. It's

why you get cholera sometimes. Some things are okay to not eat raw. You, you don't want a raw chicken Caesar salad. You don't want a raw salad chicken. Have you seen the videos of people eating chicken sashimi? Yeah, people eat it

because they're weird and that's a weird thing to do. That's gross. And everyone who does that is wrong. I gotta say it's weird. The reason why I think it's weird is because the texture of that is gross. Oh, the texture would be like snot.

I know that they're not raised in the way that you would get salmonella, so it doesn't matter, but even still, I would not. Because you could feasibly put it in a sous vide at 125 for four or five days, and then you could try to eat it, but it would be horrifying.

It would be horrifying. It would be like eating a chicken booger. It would be the worst. You'd just slurp it up. You'd slurp it right off the plate. And while it went in, it would probably hit you inurp it right off the plate it would and then while it went in while it went in it would probably hit you in the nose and on the chin it would be like and just go right in yeah garrison keeler before that yeah i'm just saying he's available now he needs his money for his legal defense there's a guy who said he said uh he's talking about he's

basically talking about raw water and how it's, you know, like you should do raw water. You should do this sort of thing. And he says, chloramine. And on top of that,

they're putting in fluoride. Call me a conspiracy theorist, but it's a mind control drug that has no benefits. Okay, buddy. Yeah, I'll call you.

No. Yeah, you are. Absolutely. I will. We're going to check that box. Mind control drug. If they're not talking about LSD, right?

And that's not control. So don't send me your fucking emails. Look, you know what cracks me up about this is like, and I've said this so many times because it's true and it amazes me all the time. It's like, we're in a place, man, where I wake up every morning and I piss in the safest, cleanest drinking water the world has ever known. In all the history of mankind,

I take a piss in the safest drinking water in the world. And these guys are just looking at that and thumbing their noses at it. Water-based illness is still a massive cause for horrors across the world. Terrible disease,

terrible, you know, not just bacterias and shit, but also other pathogens. What the fuck are the parasites and shit that live in water? I mean, water-borne illnesses are cripplingly awful. And like,

we've got that shit licked. And's going to be these dumb asses who are like, I don't know. I drink that water next to that beaver. Damn over there. Well, fuck. Oh,

and that, and that's the thing. I think he, I think he had the nail right on the head because I think it's a very privileged position to be able to thumb your nose at clean water. When somebody has to, you know, wash their clothes and drink out of the shit water.

I have very good friends that after the hurricanes hit the islands, the hurricane, whatever the fuck destroyed all that shit. They sent life straws and generators to the people that were living there. Life straws, if you don't know, are pretty incredible. They're basically like these graphene straws that are a filter for bacteria and pathogens and everything out of water. And you have to slurp your water through this straw. And it's not actually terribly easy to bring it up through the straw. But they save a lot of lives all across the world. They're an incredible technology.

We don't have to do that, man. We don't have to do that. I just have a bottle of water sitting right here, and I'm going to casually drink it knowing it's safe. I don't have to have a hope I don't die straw that I remember to slurp and suck all of my fucking water through. There was a show that I really enjoyed

called The Colony. And it was a show on Discovery or something where they took a bunch of people and they just let them go in this little area that they sort of cordoned off and said, here you go, go survive basically.

And they had to like, like boil water because they were getting water from like a Creek and they had to like, make sure that they boiled the water because if they didn't boil the water, they would die. They could, you could really get fucked up. Like if you want to,

you know, change your method of propulsion to the bathroom from walking to diarrhea. You know what I mean? Like, if you're a diarrhea-powered thing and shoot through the air, that's a totally different story. I understand. You want to modify your body a little bit. I get it. Like, dysentery and fucking cholera and all that shit.

Dysentery killed more people in the Civil War than bullets. Yeah. That's just like, it basically turns your body into a slip and slide. I mean, like, everything just goes, woo, right out. And we've got that beat. We've got to beat all day.

You've got to beat all day. And instead, they're just like, they're like, no. And it's the same thing when it comes to, you know, poo-pooing GMOs.

You know, being like, you know. Yeah, easy for us to say when food is a plenty. When it's easy, you'd be like, oh, sorry, I only eat free-range wheat or whatever. But instead, you could save a lot of lives if you just do

some GMO shit. Oh, dude, I got to tell you a story. I was at the grocery store the other day and I was looking at bubble bath, right? No shit, bubble bath for kids. There was a bubble bath that said? Like no shit, like bubble bath for kids. There was a bubble bath that said it was gluten-free. Who the fuck is eating their bubble bath?

You're a fat kid. When you take away his cake, he goes to the bubble bath. It didn't say sugar-free. He's got an ice cream cone filled with bubble bath. Gluten-free bubble. He's just eating it.

You don't have cake. He's got an ice cream cone filled with bubble bath. Gluten-free bubble. He's just eating it. You want a cake? Do you believe what could be the world's most fearsome, destructive weapon? Obama's third term? Not really. That's what Secretary of State John Kerry is saying about global warming. It's been so hot this winter. I don't know where Kerry has been spending his time, but maybe he's so wealthy they have a special house that all has tropical plants in it. So he feels like he's in the tropics,

but the rest of us has been cold as the dickens. right this is mother jones uh here is the worst anti science bs of 2017 so let's there's a list lists are always fun at the end of the year let's talk about a few of these um it's the beginning of the year well but it was the end of the year and now that's why i shut the fuck up all right happy new year i don't know if you remember but we did that there was a thing we We blew a horn. So the first one, White House declares climate science a waste of your money. That's not untrue at all.

It's not a thing that wasn't said. That was the White House budget director, Mick Mulvaney. He said, regarding the question as to climate change, I think the present was fairly straightforward. We're not spending money on that anymore. We consider that to be a waste of your money to go out and do that. Well, and it's not just like the thing is, is like a lot of things in this list all come back

to climate science. The next one is Trump staffers play dumb on the global warming hoax. And then later on, they talk about the the head of that department, Scott Pruitt, on the EPA declares war on climate science. So like three of these seven are against global warming because, man, I want to talk about some scary shit. And I know that there's a lot of alarmist stuff that comes out when we start to predict things deep into the future, right? When we start talking about 30, 40 years in the future, it almost always seems like there's a lot of naysayers. And I remember reading very recently, somebody who was talking, I don't remember where I was reading it, but somebody was saying, look, I was around in the seventies when they were saying that there was going to be an ice age in 2020. So you know what I mean? Like, so, you know,

I mean, so there's, there's constantly this push, pull age in 2020. So you know what I mean? Like, so, you know what I mean? So there's constantly this push-pull. Yeah, there's always a push-pull, and there's always a little bit more alarmism in these things. Like, you'll read, I've read stuff that said that the ocean's going to be completely bleached out by 2050. Like, there's just not going to be any life left or whatever. So you don't know, I don't know exactly how far to be alarmed.

I don't know how far I need to be alarmed. But none of it looks... It's not like... The thing is, there's nobody predicting puppy dogs and ribbons and balloons. Nobody's predicting good stuff. Right? That's true. There's never a moment where they're just

like, and then we're going to have ice cream and cake and everyone is happy and the world will be abundant and no one will have starved because of global warming. There's none of those. I never see any of those. All I see is it's bad. It's bad. It's bad. It's worse. It's, oh my God, it's the apocalypse. Mad Max will be driving around. There's going to be a guy with a fucking guitar that shoots fire out of it. It's going to be crazy. So that's what you hear about, and that's what you see.

And this White House has been very anti-environment since they took office. Well, I want to read Trump's latest tweet on climate change. Yeah. Because he really elucidated his understanding of how climate works. He said, in the East, it could be the coldest New Year's Eve on record.

Perhaps we could use a little bit of that good old global warming that our country, but not other countries, was going to pay trillions of dollars to protect against. Bundle up. He doesn't know what he's talking about. I heard a really funny thing that somebody, some analysis of that, they said that would be like saying just because the tallest girl in your class or the tallest person in your class is a girl that all girls are taller than boys.

Right. Yeah, exactly. Just because one thing happened one time doesn't mean it doesn't define the set. And it's like, yeah, it can be true that it can be very cold here. And it is cold here. It's been cold here for several days. And it's going to be cold. They're saying that this winter on

record is going to be one of those vortex winters where we get a lot of fucking polar vortex for the rest of the winter. They're suspecting that it's going to be a below average winter for us here in the winter. They're suspecting that it's going to be a below average winter for us here in the Midwest. It's just going to be shitty cold weather.

Extreme weather is a feature of global warming, right? They've been saying that. For a long time. And look at how extreme it is because down in the southern part of the states has been getting hammered. Right.

They're getting snow they don't normally get. Snow they don't normally get. They're just like, fuck. Well, I mean, I don't know if you guys noticed, we had a couple of hurricanes last year. Like, we're having some extreme weather issues. Sure. Yeah. And the fires that are happening.

You know what I mean? Oh, right. The fires that are happening, those are happening with more frequency. Because of God's judgment, right? And longer, bigger fires that are encroaching more and more on you know where humans are because God doesn't like us well they've been always burning

he wants to burn Silicon Valley he doesn't want to burn trailer parks look at it I'm telling you I'm telling you he's burning mansions not trailer parks oh my god you know why because California is full of mansions and it's dry. And those houses have wheels.

There's some really interesting stuff in here though. The one that really caught my attention, states use experimental drugs to execute inmates. Yeah. Like, and they're, because this is drug companies don't want to have their name on some of these things. So then they run out of these like ways in which to put people asleep and then stop their heart and whatnot.

So now they have to just be like, I don't know what you got in the medicine. Yeah, this is I read about this as it was kind of happening. It's really interesting. as it was kind of happening, it was really interesting. A lot of the drug companies refused to sell their drugs to the prison system in order for the prison system to do these executions. And so, and also interesting is like, you know, killing somebody with drugs is actually not terribly complicated. Like we put our pets to sleep. Our pets are just biological, you know? And, and it's basically a massive, massive overdose of barbiturates. Right. But when we execute inmates, we go through this multi-step process where we put somebody to

sleep and then we stop the heart and then we stop the breathing. And that's typically like been how it's been done. Even though like I have done some reading that said like the barbiturates would be way better. It's just a way better, more efficient, less painful. We know it works. You do it to animals all the time. We have this multi-step process instead. And companies are just like, yeah, I don't want you. Because there was a botched execution in Ohio. Yeah.

And that's really what started all this. They tried to use their drugs before they ran out. That's what they said. I guess they were going to expire or something. So they tried to use... Well, get some of those death penalty guys. It's like hoarding your bike.

Can you round them up? Right? Like, oh, it's going to expire. So just take a bunch of it and drink a bourbon. We're going to see what happens. Could you imagine? They send out all the guards to all the nearest pharmacies and they're arguing at the pharmacist. My wife needs this to go to sleep.

She needs potassium chloride to go to sleep. I'm going to need to call your physician. We're going to need to see your license, sir. We only give out one tablet of potassium chloride per customer. Gary Busey said recently that Donald Trump would make a great president. Of course, he said the same thing about an old rusty birdcage he found. So stories from The Guardian. I want to talk about this a little bit.

This is Trump Tower meeting with Russians. Treasonous, Bannon says, an explosive book. So did he maniacally laugh afterwards? You know, did he hold his hands together and go, excellent. So I've read a couple of articles

about this that were just really interesting. There's a new book that's come out by Michael Wolff. The book is Fire and Fury. It's about inside the Trump White House. And in it, there's a whole bunch of people that were quoted, right? Yeah. And a lot of these folks that were quoted, I read a couple articles. A lot of these folks that were quoted were like, yeah,

this man is spectacularly stupid. They called him a dumbass, an imbecile. Nobody had anything really positive to say. Clearly Clearly the book has a slant, right? But Bannon came out and said that the meeting between Don Jr. and the Russians was treasonous. And he said that basically Don Jr. is going to crack like an egg

under the pressure when he gets finally beat up about this. And the reason I wanted to talk about this is that if this shit happened, and it seems clearer and clearer that something probably touched Trump at some point, even if it wasn't Trump,

this is treason. Yeah, absolutely. And I don't understand why we're talking about this like it's something less. Why are we talking about this like it's obstruction of justice? Why are we talking about this like it's collusion? We're using that word collusion. This is treason. Allowing a foreign government influence to undermine the will of the democracy.

That is treason. There's no way this is not treason. And I have every hope but no suspicion that we will treat this like actual fucking treason. We need to use that word. I don't think we're gonna. And I'm going to tell you why. I'm going to read from a piece of this article real quick. Bannon went on, Wolf writes, to say that if any such meeting had to take place, it should have been set up in, quote, a holiday inn in Manchester, New Hampshire with your lawyers who meet with these people, end quote.

Holiday Inn in Manchester, New Hampshire, with your lawyers who meet with these people, end quote. Any information, he said, could then be, quote, dumped down to Breitbart or something like that, or maybe some other more legitimate publication. That's his publication! Well, what does that say? I love that that was his publication. But what does that say to you, though? What it says to me is that there's already systems in place for this stuff to work. It's just that they just didn't do the right channels to make it work. That, that there's already that this sort of thing, probably he already had a method in which that seems like that this could have easily worked for them and no one would be

even sniffing at their door. It's just that they just didn't care or they, they thought they were above the law or that in my opinion, they think conspiracies are real. So they think that they can get away with them. And so, you know, they just let it go. But this is not like when I read that, I think, oh, no, people know how to get this shit through the back door. No problem.

Right. If you are working for the opposition candidate and you meet with a foreign government and you take information to subvert the democratic process. That's the clear intention, was to allow a foreign government to interfere with our democratic process that is the cornerstone of how we choose our leadership. That's treason. By any reasonable measure of that word doesn't really mean it. What does that word even mean? If that's not treason, what is treason?

Now the concern obviously is if this isn't bottled up in San Francisco, this kind of nonsense, then it's going to be spreading across the entire fruited plain and you're going to be going to your Burger King in Des Moines, Iowa and you're going to have a rainbow-colored wrapper for your Whopper.

This is Right Wing Watch. Kevin Swanson. 2017 wildfires were God punishing California for turning pedophiles and homosexuals into heroes. All right. Well, let's play it. Just for one day. Now, this last year, let me sum it up this way, Bill. Now, this last year, let me sum it up this way, Bill.

I think best summed up as the year that God gave America an opportunity to repent of their sins. 2017 was a window of opportunity for the nation to repent. And it didn't happen, but it was a window of opportunity. And indeed, God is holding back on his judgment. But I will say that it was the year of God's judgment on America. God brought judgment to America in 2017. 2017 brought the worst hurricanes and the worst fires in American history. Now, we typically refer to these as natural disasters. Sometimes insurance agencies refer to them as acts of God, which is actually right. right like supernatural

yeah nothing supernatural about them why do we still refer to them as acts of god because we're fucking idiots it's a fair answer because it's just what we've always done because before people knew how things happened yeah you know what i mean like it's just like who cares i guess it's fucking terminology that's fucking ye olde yeah like that's all that we just haven't gotten rid of it right it's like i don't know why there's a hurricane well now people do yeah now we know why there's hurricanes you know we know it's so well we can predict that they're going to be before they actually are and we know where they're going once they start or at least pretty good we have a pretty good idea we we look out at the conditions we're like oh it looks like it's tropical storm

then tropical storm forms we're like oh the conditions it looks like it's a tropical storm. Then tropical storm forms. We're like, oh, the conditions are right for hurricane and hurricane forms. There's nothing supernatural about something that you can look at and understand and predict is going to happen. That's a fucking stupid thing to think. And if you think that, it's because you're an actually stupid person. An act of God.

They still use that in insurance policies. Okay, well, that's precisely what it is, my friends. These are acts of God. They're not acts of chance occurrences in a completely random universe, which is the way they're presented by the Weather Channel. And scientists at Coastal. Well, because the Weather Channel is anti-God. I mean, let's be real honest.

CNN. I understand that. But no, no. 2017 brought the worst hurricanes and the worst fires in American history to the tune of $400 billion. Hey, here's a newsflash, dude. That's the worst ones in history this year. Right. Trust me, man.

It's going to get worse. It's going to get worse. It's not like it's going to get better. You know, this thing is like, I hear that shit and I'm just like, yeah, who cares? There's always going to be a worse something sometime. Yeah. Like records for everything are always getting topped. It's like,

it's not. And with even interesting and like, that's really kind of a hallmark. Like we were talking about climate change in reparations. And that would account for about 5% of the GNI. You say, well, that's not very much.

Wait, did he say reparations? He did reparation. What he's talking about though, to the tune of $400 billion in reparations, and that would account for... That doesn't sound right. That's not the right word.

Insurance payouts? Reparations? Reparations are measures taken by the state to redress gross and systematic violations of human rights. I don't think... What, is the hurricane going to write a check? The hurricane... I'm sorry, guys. the hurricane going to write a check? The hurricane. I'm sorry,

guys beat you with a billy club. The hurricane shot you when you were complying. The hurricane, the hurricane was nothing but fire hoses and fucking attack dogs. We're about 5% of the GNI. You say, well, that's not very much friends. That's one 20th of the GNI.

And that pretty much eats up GNI growth. That is economic growth for 2017. Okay, that eats it up. $400 billion of an act of God damage upon American houses, homes in California, in Texas, elsewhere across the country. I know, I'm waiting for Puerto Rico. I'm just sitting here waiting for Puerto Rico. They still don't have power.

Yeah, in Puerto Rico, they're just like, I really like the night sky. It's my only entertainment. That's still America. Why can't they get this through their thick fucking skulls? I saw somebody recently posted something. I don't know how true it is, but they said that 200,000 Puerto Ricans

have been moved to Florida because, you know, there's just no place to live there and they've come here and they're just like, register to vote. You're American citizens. Friends brought the worst possible disasters in America, at least to this point in American history. And I think some of us need to sit up and pay attention to this. In fact, it was a year of God's judgment on the state of California as well. California had two terrible fire seasons in October and December

and brought in, again, another $180 billion in reparation damage. To be fair, $180 billion in California is like two houses in a laundromat. It's just so expensive. It's like one condo in San Francisco.

State of California is the worst in California's history to the point that the governor of California, Jerry Brown, admitted that it was God's wrath upon the nation. And he was upset with President Trump for not fearing God and fearing the judgment of God enough. Of course, I sometimes was the wrong God. Yeah. I think that perhaps Jerry Brown is speaking tongue in cheek, but he's certainly not referring to the God of the Bible. No, he's not referring to the God of the Bible, but it was the year.

How the fuck do you know? What are you talking about? What do you get to be like, for my God, I get to say not it. Like, what the fuck is that? Is he a Democrat? I think so. I certainly not talking about the God. What get to say not it? Like, what the fuck is that? Is that because he's a Democrat? I think so. He's certainly not talking about the God. Which God?

Thor? I mean, what the fuck is that? What's the God of wildfires? That California introduced 10 textbooks into public schools that turned sodomites, that is, men from Sodom doing what men from Sodom like to do. What's that? What is that? What is that?

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adamandeep.com. Type in Gloria at checkout. And turning pedophiliacs and homosexuals into heroes. And that was the point of the 10 times. Yeah, literally not true. I need a hero. I looked this up. Literally not true. It just, they basically said like, look, our textbooks need to include, they need to be

inclusive of people who are LGBTQ and who've made contributions to history. Oh. So that's it. They're not turning pedophiles into heroes because again, conflating pedophilia with homosexuality is just lying. Sure.

That's just all that is. That's just lying. Just making things up. Something assholes do. And he's an asshole. But it's just like, yeah, this guy is a really cool guy, but everybody ignored him

because he was gay. Let's stop doing that now. Like everybody turn your pay. Turn to the chapter 10. We're going to be talking about big gay Abe and Lincoln log. You know, I don't care how much of a fucking hero somebody is. I'm not sucking a dick because I'm not gay. Right.

It's like, oh, man, he like saved all those people from those from that burning building. But he liked dudes. Do I like dudes? I know, right? Dude, like you can save like my kid from a burning building and I'll be like, man, thank you so much. I really appreciate it. How'd you carry him?

He's real fat. He's real fat. Did he try to go back into the cake? Did he try to run back into the building for a cake? And I would be terribly grateful. Yeah. But I wouldn't be like, man. And then like that guy would be like, I saved your son.

And I'm gay. Like, oh, I got to get somebody sticking my butt now. Like, that's not how sexuality works. That guy would never say that. What he would say is, I saved your son and he threw my back out. That's just his way to weasel in a back rub, which is how this shit starts. That's how it starts. That's how it starts. That's how it starts. That's how the gayness starts, everybody.

Textbooks that were issued for the first time. I believe that Jerry Brown signed the bill that encouraged homosexual indoctrination in California public schools. Not a thing. It's not a thing. That's just not a thing. Also, that didn't happen.

There was an article that was talking about this time that the gay people that will be mentioned in those books and it said, over the centuries, Catholics have lobbied for versions of history

that didn't give credit to America's founding entirely to intrepid Protestants. Native Americans have pointed out that friendly squanto was something of a traitor to its own people.

Black Americans have made big pushes for more integrated versions of history during the 1960s, have rallied against narratives that depicted the former slaves as being befuddled by emancipation and wishing to return for the good old days.

Oh my gosh, we're so bad at history. We don't do this well at all. We're the worst at it. We're so bad. We're just like, well at all. We're the worst at it. We're so bad. We're just like, oh yeah. I'll be telling you about it. The blacks loved it when they were slaves. They were fucking killing it back then.

They loved it. Oh no, that was the slave master that was killing it. Yeah, you got that backwards. Yeah. They were being killed. They weren't killing it. Yeah. The it was them.

Oh God, it's so funny. There's plenty of movements. we talked about one on citation needed where they're trying to erase the history as as it was and try to change the change the view of that history and and this is another example of this right people are coming forward and saying look there have been some

LGBT people in the past that they've done some cool shit been ignored and we should talk about them and everybody's just like, no, we want to change history. We don't think people should know about it. We want to be like,

you know, all history is editorialized, right? Absolutely. You edit at the very least you edit by omission. Right. So, but,

but there's a hundred other ways that, that history is all about editing. Right. Yeah. So we have to pick and choose who goes in our books and who's not in our book this year and what have you. But like blatantly excluding people who've done cool shit because what they like to do in bed. Well, one, what if they like to do really cool shit in bed? Yeah.

How would you know about it? So you got to learn these things somehow. You want answers? I think I'm entitled. You want answers. I want the truth. You can't handle the truth. This story is from Right Wing Watch. This is Liz

Crokin. I just want to read this. This is, okay, the CIA uses tunnels underneath the Playboy Mansion to traffic child sex slaves. The CIA tunnels Playboy

Mansion sex slaves. Traffic sex slaves underneath in tunnels. Is that the underdeveloped railroad? Is that what that is? Underaged railroad? What is that? Alright, here we go. That was terrible. Here we go. These people don't even hide it that much because they also believe

They're hiding it in tunnels. They are hiding it. That's how, okay. Alright, sorry. It's been less than one second. I want to it i'm ashamed of fucking kids jesus i should be ashamed of it that line right there is why you'll never hold political office someone will pull that out yeah i know right yeah somebody pulls that out of context but it's like it's so funny because because the way they depict these people and we haven't even talked about this clip yet but the way they depict these people, and we haven't even talked about this clip yet, but the way they depict these people is so brazen to be, you know, involved

in this child sex ring and then also be super secretive. It's just such a weird dichotomy. They're hiding in plain sight, right? Yeah, exactly. But then they're broadcasting it, but then they're also hiding.

If they kind of flaunt their evil ways in plain sight. That. They flaunt their evil ways in plain sight. Right. In the tunnel. Like you're a tunnel. Hidden from plain sight in plain sight. The CIA, the spy organization.

Who's on first? Tunnels. The spies are using tunnels to openly show you what they're hiding. Gives them more power as well. And it's interesting. I haven't seen that show on HBO. I should look into it. But I know in one of your most recent videos, you're talking about Eric Schmidt.

And it's very interesting that Eric Schmidt resigned from his Alphabet agency as CEO. He resigned recently. Eric Schmidt is up to his eyeballs in corruption. I mean, he actively colluded with the Clinton campaign to rig the election using Google.

The fuck is that on about? I don't know what she's talking about. I literally have no idea what she's talking about. He colluded with the Clintons to rig the election with Google. The fuck is that on about? I don't know what she's talking about. I literally have no idea what she's talking about. He colluded with Clintons to rig the election with Google. The fuck does that even mean? How can you collude with... Who's on top in that?

Google's always on top, man. Google? No, Google's not on top. There's a lot of O's in Google. You could get in a lot of O's. You know what I mean? There's a lot of ways to fuck Google. There is a lot. Yeah, like two in the G. Two in the G. That's the shocker. You can go full shocker on the G and you can do that twice.

You could fist both the O's. Really, the L's the only penetrator. Against Trump, I did multiple stories on this. But nobody listened because it made no sense. I did multiple stories on this. But nobody listened because it made no sense. I did multiple stories on Google. And they were fucking hacking the election. And I quote.

Observer before the election last year. Eric Schmidt also owns a home that is like, I want to say, two or three doors down from the Playboy Mansion. Now, when I read that, I got goosebumps because a lot of anons and Q has talked about the Playboy Mansion, and there's lots of reports that there are underground tunnels underneath the Playboy Mansion because the Playboy Mansion is a CIA operation and they use underground tunnels to traffic kids. Okay, alright. Okay, alright.

First off, the Playboy Mansion is a CIA operation. What the fuck could the Central Intelligence Agency be doing looking at fucking 19-year-old titties? I mean, I understand why they're there.

It makes sense. Hold on. The FBI, though, female body inspectors, that makes sense, right? I've seen that t-shirt at Spencer Gifts. So if it was the FBI, it would make sense. If you wear that

cunts in action, that's dirty. Playboy's not that dirty. Actually, there's no cunts. It's just titties. They don't show pussy in Playboy? I don't think they show bush. I think they did back... Well, they don't show bush

anymore. Now it's smooth. The ones I used to see were like my buddy's dad's. We would steal it. think they did back well they don't show bush anymore now it's smooth yeah i mean the ones i used to see were like my buddy's dads yeah we would steal it yeah no yeah they had full beards back then no but uh but playboy what what on or like oh so it's an old dude who's now dead right but an old dude who liked to throw parties and bang young women. Right. Right, like that's what, and for him, young women was like 72.

Like that's like a young woman. Like that dude was old as fuck. He was oldie McOlderson at a certain point, married to one or two of them or three of them at one time. I know, like, yeah. But that guy was like, like all he wanted to do was like squeeze young boobies.

Like, and then, and he made a lot of money off that taking photographs of those girls that's it if you're the cia what the fuck is the cia doing if you're the cia all right hang on a second if you're the cia and you want to do something nefarious now i don't even understand why the cia would want to be doing child sex trafficking right like i don't know how they're involved in that piece, but let's say, why would you pick, like, the most ostentatious home in America

that's always full of people? Reporters coming in and out. Celebrities. Why would you just pick, like, some house? And, where do the tunnels go, too? It's already a house that is dealing in sexual activity, right? It's already a house that is dealing in sexual activity. Right.

It's already a house that has a lot of sexual connotations to it. Right. Like people expect sex to be going on there, et cetera, et cetera. Why would you be like, yeah, and there's a bunch of underage girls here,

you know, like, wouldn't you be like, Hey, and then we're doing it at the fucking, at the rectory because that's where they normally do the pedophilia. It's a great idea. Okay. I also want to know, like, and then we're doing it at the fucking, at the rectory. Because that's where they normally do the pedophilia. Where did I hide it? Okay, I also want to know, like, and I hope she, like, where does the tunnel go to?

All right, well, let's find out. Okay. So to find out that Eric Schmidt, who is involved in these circles, has a home close to the Playboy Mansion really makes me wonder if his home is connected to these underground tunnels where they trafficked the children. He's in big trouble. But I also want to note that Harvey Weinstein

and Hillary were next door to each other. They had summer homes next door to each other. A summer home is not the same as living next to somebody. And also, if you're going to pass a kid, why go through the trouble of digging a hole

between your two and have a contractor who knows about it? Why not just walk the kid next door in your secluded area where your summer homes are? I don't understand any of this nonsense. Also, all these fucking rich fucks live next to each other, right? Yeah.

They fucking live in a gated community. Right? They're like, oh, yeah, I got a summer house in Super Richville, USA. Yeah. Oh, really? So do other super rich people. Exactly. They all live in the same place.

So you wouldn't believe it, but both of them live in the Hamptons. Oh, my God. You know, Martha's Vineyard is full of rich people. Oh, again? Is that still happening? Somebody needs to shoo them out of there. People need to take note of these things. It's not a coincidence that these elites all have these mansions that are next door to each other.

It's not. They all have one thing in common. Elitism. Well, right. And also, the only thing they have in common is mansions. And I'm not building a mansion. I'm not building a mansion next to houses that aren't also mansions.

I built my mansion in this trailer. They trafficked the kids underground. So it's no coincidence. Because there's less traffic. Trafficked the kids underground. Do they have like little like special little cars for them? Like little like, you know, like the Temple of Doom cars that they like have to press the button down. You know what I'm talking about?

The leather cars. But you know, like what if you get like a fat kid that doesn't fit your tunnel? Is it a human traffic jam? It is. And it's your kid because he ate too much cake. Fucking fat little shit. Plug the holes up again.

I wanted to get a fresh supply of brand new guns. You're a fat little shitty kid. Plug the tunnels up again. You know what it is? This woman is talking about the Goonies. Like she has like a Goonies. Like there's like a cave underground

where kids are going to and fro. That makes sense because with the human trafficking, there's always that one-eyed Willie. And he said all these rapists and pedophiles happen to have homes that are right next door to each other. Right. They're underground.

We know for a fact there's underground facilities and tunnels in D.C. and in L.A. that they use to traffic kids as sex slaves. No, we don't. No, we don't know that. We don't know that at all. You made it up.

Nobody knows it. That's just something you said out loud. They have underground facilities to those places. They're called subways. All right. So we want to thank our most recent patrons. Of course,

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This band called Bay La Corps. Is that what you would say? Man, I wouldn't say it because this band is terrible so I would never say their name. This is supposed to be melodic death metal? It's not. What? That's not a thing? Death metal's just not my jam, man. It's just not my jam.

It's the way they sing. It's just not my jam. It sounds like garbage. It's not my jam. I can't do it. I don't like it because it's bad music. We got a message from Adam. And Adam, I have seen this before. He mentioned that he was really digging the discussion we had. And we were talking about war pigs.

And he said, it's still surprisingly relevant. I saw this reaction video recently that reflects it's not just the song's relevance, but it's broad appeal. And there's a couple of guys that do this, this show called Lost in Vegas on YouTube. And I'm not a YouTube guy. I don't see this stuff very often, but I watched this. I watched them do a mega death reaction video. You showed it to me.

It's hilarious. Awesome. These guys are awesome. It's a couple of black dudes. And I guess they normally do hip hop, but they also get requests to do metal and like old timey metal like clearly Magadeth and then War Pigs

I don't know what else they've done I've really looked through their catalog I watched a couple of their videos but a really cool show what a cool idea to just and they're talking about the music and how like it moves and they seem like really funny guys they're really good I enjoyed the couple that I've seen it's a YouTube show called

Lost in Vegas. I'll actually put a link to the War Pigs one on this week's show notes. But yeah, it's a really cool show. You should check it out if you have time. Tom, we wanted to read out... We haven't read a Google voice in a long time. No, no. We have not. And so we just thought we'd read one. You know, we used to do this a lot.

And so, Tom, go ahead. This one came in this week. Hey, Tom. It a lot. And so Tom, go ahead. This one came in this week. Hey, Tom, it's Phil. It's me, Trav. Mom owns a four playing. I called the prayer last week. I'm still doing the buy skeptical podcast, but for some strange reason in the last couple of months for both my schedule in Morgan's schedule, since we've been sort of doing it sporadically, but it's still going on. And of course I'm still doing the buy any means podcast weekly. Want to fill out a little shameless plug by the way, my phone on division, they're going home. Motherfucker. It's getting better. It's getting better. I kind of understood that without it. Uh, we got an image of Trump.

And it's a Dune image from Amrit. We're going to put it on this week's show notes. This is episode 395. Tom, we got a long message from James about prayer in school. It's actually really hilarious. So he got a bunch of shit basically for not saying the Lord's Prayer in school. The kind of shit he says where he had to go cut a switch off the willow tree and bring it back to his dad. Later on, like his

last semester's report card said in big red letters that James now says the Lord's Prayer every morning with the rest of the class. Followed by several exclamation points. What the teacher didn't realize is that instead of saying the Lord's Prayer, I was mouthing the words to Black Sabbath's Iron Man,

Johnny Cash's Ring of Fire, and a bunch of Chris Ledex's songs. I don't know that guy. I love it. I love it because they got no fucking idea. Yeah, they don't know. Right? Yeah.

Just look like you're doing it. This is, we got a bunch of messages about this. It looks like that rank choice voting is not going to be happening in Maine like we thought it was. That was what it said in the article. And it's one of the reasons why we talked about it because we were both so excited for rank choice voting, but a bunch of people had sent us messages and said,

it doesn't look like it's going to be going through for that. I guess that they're that they had called it unconstitutional up there. And so they, they're fighting about it right now. So that might not happen or it doesn't look like it's going to happen at all for this. And it might not happen in the doesn't look like it's going to happen at all for this. And it might not happen in the future. But anyway, we just,

we thought it was a cool thing. And I love the idea. I like it too. I like it too. I mean, it has its issues, but I think that, you know, it might cover up some of the issues that, you know.

It makes strategic voting a lot less. A lot less of an issue. Yeah, absolutely. We got a message from Bastion and Bastion's in the Netherlands. And he says he only has has 100 more episodes to go. He's been listening to our podcast since September, and he's almost done with the back catalog.

Wow. Wow. Man, they don't have anything to do in the Netherlands. Good for you. That is terrible up there. It's like they closed themselves in for the winter. Just wait for it to thaw. Put a blanket over the country.

We're not getting out of here until spring. We got an image from Aaron. It's totally stupid. I love it. Star Wars joke that we're going to put on this week's show notes.

Check it out. This is funny. Donovan sent a message and said, I didn't know that song when you mentioned it. It was the song Spill the Wine.

We talked about it last week. He said, I had to check it out. And I found the video and I realized I did know the song and I also hate it. And the only way that song could be worse is if Eddie Vedder decided to cover it. I agree on Eddie Vedder. I'm not a Pearl Jam fan. I was never...

And grunge was really hot when I was... You. I was never... And grunge was really hot when I was... You didn't like grunge. Grunge was really hot when I was in high school and I was not a grunge guy. Yeah, I liked grunge. Not a huge fan of Nirvana myself.

I'm not a huge fan of Pearl Jam or Soundgarden. Those are the big bands, I think, right? I mean, among them. Yeah. I don't know. I don't like any of that stuff, really.

I mean, I don't... There's a few iconic songs from Nirvana I like, but I'm not a huge Nirvana fan. Yeah, I like Nirvana's whole catalog, actually. I like Nirvana quite a bit. Pearl Jam, I agree. Eddie Vedder is a fucking terrible singer. He's just...

It's terrible. He's a terrible, terrible singer. He's also a terrible lyricist. And his band that backs him up is awful. I don't like his music. Pearl Jam sucks. Send your fucking hate mail to... Send your hate mail to Tom.

It's not my jam, man. It's not my Pearl Jam. Garbage. All right, so we got an interesting message, Tom. And this was written in a way that makes no sense. So what Tom's going to do is he's just going to read it like it's a poem. So like most of Tom's poetry, it doesn't make

any sense, so let's, why don't you read this? Gravitated. To the counterculture motif while finding the valley girl. Incessant. Culturally overused. Like, try hard to be different yet interject wrote just awareness kate just awareness i love it it ends with just awareness comma like that's, that is how I want to end everything from now on.

Like business letters, I want to be just awareness. I think what happened is, is somebody sent us a translate because this is clearly not, this is not an English, this is a first language type of message. I work, my company owns a company,

a sister company in India, and we work with them quite a lot. And they'll send us messages every now and again, like, we need this thing from you in order to do the needful. I love it so much. It sounds so dirty. Gotta do the needful. Sweetheart, get out the lube.

We're doing the needful. It's flag day. All right, well, let's get a wrap it up for this week. If you hadn't checked it out and you missed it, um, we released toaster shakens,

the best and worst of 2017 last week, uh, on Thursday. So if you're, uh, if you missed it, check it out. Um,

there's a lot of really good stuff in there and a lot of really horrible stuff. So I hope you enjoy it. Uh, we're going to be back on Monday, uh, with another show, but we're going to be back on Monday with another show, but we're going to leave you like we always do with the skeptics creed. Credulity is not a virtue.

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