Cognitive Dissonance - Episode 402: Punching Chad

Episode Date: February 26, 2018

Stories from the week White christians are so mad that black christians don't vote for people that actively welcome white nationalists. I have no idea why ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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The explicit tag is there for a reason. recording live from gloryhole studios in chicago this is cognitive dissonance every episode we blast anyone who gets in our way we bring critical thinking skepticism and irreverence to any topic that makes the news makes it big or makes us mad it's skeptical it's political and there is no welcome at this is episode 402 and we are appropriately beginning this recording at 11 30 that is the time to start doing things. It's always the best time. Directly after 401. We are traveling next week. So we have to record a show a little early this week.

So some of the stories we're covering might feel like they're a week old and that's because they are. That's not a time-lapse problem. It's a we have other plans problem. Thank you a we-have-other-plans problem. Thank you for coming. So let's jump right in here. This is a story from the Friendly Atheist blog over at Patheos.

Christian activist, specifically, Dave Koch. Doc Koch. Not a coach. Dobbenmeier. I'm sick of, quote, phony black Christians who voted for Obama. I'm just glad this doesn't promise to be racist. That's all I'm glad about is that

this does not promise to be super racist. We need a Doc Coach shirt. We do need a... Not a coach. It'll say cognitive dissonance, not a coach. That's what it says on the back. I've got all these shirt ideas.

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He's going to be talking, I'm sure, very sensitively about black and white issues. I am sick and tired of allowing black people to get away with calling themselves Christians. Allowing. He's allowed people who we're back to that. Oh, here are the things black people are allowed to do. I am sick of black people allowing black people to drink from the same

I am sick of black people thinking they're people. You know what they should do is they should get the National Guard to march them certain places. And they're just black. I'm tired of it.

Excellent. Amen. Jesus. He's listening. He's listening. Evidently, the people that are joining in, also racist.

So that's joyful. Is he saying that he's tired of black people calling themselves Christian when they're really just black? I think he's mad at black people calling themselves Christian because they choose to be black over being Christian. That's what he's going to get to.

Because they endorse things like Barack Obama and things like that. I'm tired of it! Can I go to the appointment? It's uppity! It's uppity, I tell ya! Oh my god! It's what he's saying! It's uppity it's uppity i tell you oh my god it's i it's what he's saying uppity i just what are we gonna teach him to read i just want him i just want him to slip out an n word i just want it to slip out just so you can be like and now we're done with you forever abortion clinic when i go to the abortion clinic where they are slow. Why are you at the abortion clinic? He's protesting.

Oh, I thought he was bringing his girlfriend or whatever. Every time I go, we have to wait this long line full of black people are also getting a boy. Oh, I get a nice white guy with his girlfriend. Get a nice abortion. A white guy with his young mistress.

Get an abortion. This is taking all day. Jesus. She's already going to be out of commission for like six weeks. I'm getting fucked twice. The longer I wait, the more of a person it is. I mean, I still want her to kill it.

I don't want to have to dash his head against the rocks. When I go to the abortion clinic, when I go to the abortion clinic where they are slaughtering little black babies, I don't see any black faces there. I don't see this phony black guy there who wants social justice and reparations and all this. He called himself a Christian. and all this. He's calling himself a Christian. That's the best. These guys are just like, they're creating this obvious straw man, which they then

paint black, and they're creating this obvious black straw man. What would that... Like a tar baby? It's a Black Rabbit reference, guys. It's not racist. It's a briar rabbit reference, guys. It's not racist. It's a little racist. He just dashed the tar baby against the rock. And his hand stuck to it.

Oh, man. He's got tar all over his hands. We're going to wash this off. The rabbit's like, please don't throw me into the briar patch. I'm sick of it. So I'm sick of them calling me a racist. Because you're a racist. You're so racist.

You're yelling about what the black people are allowed to do. These blacks keep calling me black, any black racist black. I'm sick of it. He's so mad. Whenever I go to my clan meetings, I don't have to put up with this shit. Yesterday, I played the R card on him. Is he spelling the N word backwards now? Played the R card.

Oh, we're not allowed to say race is race now. I think racism. Well, okay. But still like, it's not the N word, right? Like we're not supposed to say race. But don't they say race card? Isn't that what they say? Right.

But why would you say the R card? Because I think he's an idiot. That's what I'm pointing out. Like, what the fuck? Like, we're just... Because I think he's an idiot. See, it totally flew over my head because I was like,

oh, I don't understand. You shouldn't understand. It's literally retarded. Like, maybe that's the card. The R card. The R card. That's the R card. You're not allowed to say that anymore, Tom.

I'm allowed to say anything I want. You're allowed to only say it when it refers to dough that you put in the R card. You're not allowed to say that anymore, Tom. I'm allowed to say anything I want. You're allowed to only say it when it refers to dough that you put in the fridge overnight. You're retarding the dough. That's mean. That's no. Don't talk about the dough like that. It's special needs dough. Special needs with a J?

Come on. That's come on that's funny that's funny that's great that's great special needs retarded dog come on that's funny

now that would be a great shirt too that's racist it's ableist, right? Isn't that what that is? We're going to get a 6 million emails about it. I said, listen, hey, dude, you may be Christian, but you're black. You ain't nothing but a racist. You throw that black stuff up in my face all the time.

What is penis? Who is he even referring to i love he's just got this like he's just angry like he's just so angry as if like this one encounter that he's having is somehow like emblematic of all people of color that are christian right like he's like i talked to a black guy once and it didn't go well. I tell you guys, Joe, I was, it was a bad deal. He's having a conversation with this black guy. He's on a fucking

old timey crank radio calling in an airstrike. He's just like, save me. Stop her. Are you all like this? That's literally the problem. It's literally okay. And I'm telling you, he was stammering and the problem. You just literally, okay. And I'm telling you, he was stammering and stuttering.

He didn't know what to say, but it is the truth. And it's a great division. You go to a black Christian and you ask them how they could vote for Barack Obama, the most pro-abortion president in the history of America. It's true. When I voted for Barack Obama, I had to kill a baby. I actually, it's what I used. I used a

murdered baby to punch my Chad. Actually, mine was named Chad. That's how you murder it, just punching Chad. A little baby's dead and Barack Obama. Well, it's a Texas fetus. They have to name it.

They have to sing it to sleep before you kill it. While it's dying. Go to sleep. Abortion is legal in Texas, but you have to see it in the womb. You have to call your mom. You have to name it.

You have to celebrate its first birthday. You have to get written. You have to celebrate its first birthday. You have to get written permission from your priest. Celebrate its first birthday? And then stick a cake up there. And then after that, you can abort it. You can abort it after it's one year old.

The guy who put the White House in rainbow colors when they legalized sodomite marriage. How you as a black man can support that guy? Because maybe they're a liberal Christian. Turns out you can be liberal and a Christian. Oh, but he would say those guys aren't Christians, right? That's what he's saying right now.

I mean, that's what he's saying. Right. Yeah. He doesn't believe that that's a truth. Yeah. He doesn't think it's a no true Scotsman. Right. Basically, he's like, well, in this case, it's like a no true Christian black man.

Yeah. Right. You know what I mean? He said no true. No true. It's also the case of like, like not all black people voted for Obama. Like they weren't like it wasn't like, oh, I guarantee that. Like, yes, most black people that voted voted for Obama, but there are plenty that did not.

Ben Carson. Right. Yeah, right. Because he's one of them. The hell does that mean? I'm not one of you, but he is. I'm sick of it. I'm sick of it.

I'm sick of it. And if it's not the blacks, it's some other minority group. I'm sick of it. I'm sick of it. I'm sick of it. And if it's not the blacks, it's some other minority group. I'm sick of it. I hate them all. Here are the list of minority groups that I don't like. Get these minorities out of the country

for already. Jesus. We should have some kind of minority report. Can I just say that this great experiment is over? Put them all in a pot and melt them. Wait, that's not. We don't want that.

Skip that. Okay, first we melt them, then we purify them. And whether you will admit it or not, I hope he's watching. Racial relations were probably, probably on the mend here in America till we elected that quasi-Muslim trait.

Well, do you think that race relations got worse when Obama was in office? They think that race relations got worse because Obama addressed the issue of race with Ferguson and some of the other events that took place during his administration. So I think the problem in their eyes was that Obama weighed in on the issues of race. Before, we used to just sweep it under the rug and not talk about it. Right. And we talked a little bit,

not a lot about it. We didn't have... Not a lot about it. We didn't have a fucking national conversation. We had a couple of addresses by Obama. Yeah. Yeah. So he spoke up about the Trayvon thing.

He said something like, you know, that could have been, if I had had a son, he would have looked like Trayvon, meaning like he would have been a black dude, right? Yeah. So he mentioned that. I think Eric Holder made some comments. So he's, you know, that could have been if I had had a son, he would have looked like Trayvon, meaning like would have been a black dude. Right. Yeah. So he he mentioned that. I think Eric Holder made some comments. So he's representative of the administration. I know that there were comments made around the Ferguson issue, but they were all like really politically like.

Of course, they were crafted. They were crafted and and and very probably middle of the road. Overcrafted and very probably middle of the road. Right. But I think because those issues started, some of those issues relating to police violence against the black community started to come to a head during the Obama administration. They look at that as not that this has been going on for fucking ever. And now we have better. and now we have better because really really what happened is we had a time period I think where the

tipping point of technology was reached so that enough people had enough quality you had camera phones in everybody's pocket and everybody could capture everything on camera all the time uploaded immediately it couldn't get seized it couldn't get taken

everywhere you go now there's a fucking video camera you can't you can't walk 10 feet without there being a video camera available at a pocket's notice. And I think what happened is we reached a technology tipping point where now all the police violence is now all caught on camera. And it starts to become part of our national conversation because we can no longer ignore the evidence. And that evidence doesn't get taken away by the police. When Rodney King, they had to have like a big ass fucking ye olde style,

like reel to reel camera to capture that for shit, right? You know? Yeah, that wasn't even actually on video. They had a sketch artist. Just with a flip book? It's just really fast. Am I making this stuff up? I mean, that's what the time's going into. And so if this is not what your time

is going into, ladies, you need to reevaluate the time that you're putting into your household. That's your main job. Alright, this story is from KSL. What the fuck is that? It's some Mormon thing. Whatever, it's some garbage place. KSL.com. Eleven

Hilldale City employees resign at least one, because of religious beliefs. 11 city employees are resigning. One of them said that they are resigning because they did not want to follow a woman from serving on their local board.

He said they couldn't follow a woman, and they also could not serve on a board with somebody that was an apostate. I love going to a gastropub and getting the apostate board. Awesome. So good. So good. I'm hungry now.

Still. What you are is hungry still. Yeah, that's true. Or again. Those are not now. Now. This guy can't follow a woman. So every time he goes to like the fucking grocery store,

he has to wait until a man gets in line. He's driving down the road. He's like looking over his shoulder. Is there a man coming? Is there a man driving soon? Because I cannot follow a woman no matter what I do. That's gotta, that's gotta be a shitty life to lead.

Dude. I, where you're so afraid. Yeah. You're so fucking afraid of women that you're like, I just, I just won't give them i won't let them have anything well you're willing to like resign from something you care about yeah because here's the thing you have to have cared about this it is either your job

right like a job job or if it wasn't your job job this was something you did in addition to your job yeah which means it's responsibility you took on that you did not have to. That you wanted to. Right. Which you would only do if you care. Yeah. Right? You only take on additional responsibilities when you care. So like, and then this woman gets elected to the board and you're like,

oh, fuck. A vagina? No way. Really? Really? I'm tapping this gaveling. That's gonna make all the gay stuff we do weird now. I got to leave. No, I can't suck Bill's cock. I mean, I can, but then she's going to see it and then she's not going to like. Maybe she wants to get in on it.

You know what it is? It's like when everybody's drunk and then that one person isn't and then you just look over and you're like, I know I feel weird. You know, I'm puking in the corner and i've got alcohol poisoning and i feel a little judged i feel a little judged because i'm shitty and i'm garbage and you saw it that's i think that i think that perfectly encapsulates exactly his motivation he's shitty and garbage and someone's going to find out. I like too that they call themselves out. Eleven people are just like, wait a minute, just in case anyone

was wondering, we are terrible. We are, I wonder, raise your hand if you're a massager. So we have a dozen? Not quite a dozen. Eleven. All right, we got to go. They all resign and then they're just like, where's my clanhood? Is it in this bag? I don't know. God, let's go beat our wives.

Yeah. just like, where's my clanhood? Is it in this bag? I don't know. Let's go beat our wives. What the hell? This story is from the telegraph pakistan court convicts 31 over campus lynching of student falsely accused of blasphemy oh my god this is why you don't lynch people for blasphemy tom i think if anything this proves sch Shermer's point about campus craziness. And I mean, really, let's be honest here.

Lynching is the most radical form of deplatforming. Why would they take that platform away? Because they kick the platform. And then you're not on a platform anymore. Oh my God, it's perfect it's de-platformed that's perfect yeah that's perfect so guys if you're mad about de-platforming this is the kind of de-platforming that you get mad about i think isn't this incredible like this is incredible how many people time it was an insane amount of people 26 other suspects when

they killed this guy they had a a religious debate in the dorm. It sounds like they were, it was getting, getting heated, but it wasn't. And they said he didn't, he didn't blaspheme. He was just having a religious debate and they killed him. 57 people involved, 31 convicted, 26 additional. How many people did it take to kill this guy? Unbelievable. He's like a fucking Tootsie Pop of blasphemy.

How many does it take to get to his fucking lynchy center? Jesus Christ. It's unreal what they, I mean, they, so they got the guy that one of the guys who I guess shot him is, um, he's,

he's been given a death sentence and then they're starting to try some of the other people. One of the things they said in this, which I thought was crazy was they said all the accused pled guilty. Pardon me. All the accused pled not guilty in the trial conducted on a, at a high security prison due to threats to the defense lawyers and government prosecutors.

So the people that were, um, the government prosecutors is what gets me right. There was threats against the government prosecutors so the people that were um the government prosecutors is what gets me right there was threats against the government prosecutors for that doesn't surprise me at all does that surprise you in pakistan it doesn't but it's i was surprised the opposite way i was surprised there'd be death threats against the defense like because like this is a place where clearly having a fucking conversation in college this is a a college dormitory. This is where you're supposed to have these conversations. Right? If there's no

place for people to have these kind of conversations, I mean, this is the most unsafe space. Right? You want to talk about an unsafe space? This is a deeply This is the most dangerous game. Are you kidding me? Fucking A. I mean,

like you're in college and you're having a conversation about religion. That's like every fucking person ever in college. Yeah. Ever. No, I mean,

how many, I remember one, one year I traveled out to my old junior college from my, I went to university

and when I went to university, you and I went to the same junior college together. And we went back out to that junior college and went out with another friend of ours, Jacob. And we drove out. And I remember coming back to that junior college to stop and pick up a friend of ours. And when we went in, there was a Christian group meeting and I said, hey, let's go talk to him. And I remember Jacob saying to me, I am so sick of arguing about religion because when you do that, that's what you do in college.

Right. And I had said, oh, come on. And we sat and debated with the guy for a while and Jacob was bored, but I wasn't. But what was great was he said that out loud. Right. You know what I mean? Like in university, I don't know how many times, because I went to a Catholic university. Sure.

So for me, I debated religion constantly in college. And I was an atheist when I left for college. So I debated it all the time. You're right. It's the one place where you're constantly challenged. And I know we're going to get email where people are like, no, no, they're safe spaces and they're going to have a pacifier in their mouth and they're going to play soft music at a place where people can hide.

I know you're going to send those emails. Don't even bother to send those emails to me. You know, I feel like, you know, you're at a university and you're having this conversation and then this guy gets killed. What's crazy is like, there seems to be a currency of death threats because both sides got it. Yeah. Which I just, I find that astonishing. Both sides are just like, you know, like at this point, why do you even care about them? You're constantly under threat of death. I have no idea. I have no idea.

But, you know, this is, you know, Indonesia recently passed laws that are leaning closer and closer to the blasphemy laws, right? And all these Muslim countries in Indonesia for the longest time was being held up as an example of a moderate Islamic country. Yeah, I remember that. A lot of people were singing that song. Oh, look at Indonesia, look at Indonesia. There was a song they were singing. Alright, look at Indonesia now, right?

Look now, because it's gotten a lot fucking worse. You know, the idea that God is so easily offended, you gotta kill the guy when you're just like, the guy, this kid didn't even fucking blaspheme. I read the article and I thought, who cares if he did? Yeah. It's like he's falsely accused of blaspheming.

Doesn't that make it worse? It doesn't make it any worse. Allahu Akbar. Allahu Akbar. Allahu Akbar. Allahu Akbar. this story's from pink news uh traditional marriage lawmaker resigns after allegedly hiring prostitute i love this this. I love this, right? This is Republican lawmaker John Standard.

He's in District 62 in the Utah House of Representatives. Now, his website says, I am pro-life as well as for traditional marriage. I'm a strong advocate for conservative family values. The most important thing in John's life is his family. He enjoys being able to spend more time with his wife and three children every chance he can get. Not every chance, it turns out. Hold on now.

John has said that this is not true. He still resigned. Right. But he says it's not true. He does. He says that basically he blames the current climate. Blames the current climate of, it basically says like, look, in the current climate, any allegation is tantamount to, is going to taint him and make it impossible for him to. That's weird because doesn't the president have that Stormy Daniels thing that's sort of storming? There's a storm brewing inside of him right now.

To be fair, though, nothing can surprise us about our current president's taint. That's true. That is true. We all know his taint is filthy. We should get Stormy on the show and talk about his taint. I'm sure she would have plenty of things to talk about. That would be kind of astonishing. Did you see the recent that Trump's lawyer said, yeah, I paid her $130,000?

I did. There was an admission. He said he facilitated a payment. The language he used was... I read a breakdown that was very specific with the language that he used. It's so lawyer language. He facilitated a payment

of $130,000. Okay. You don't know. You know what? It doesn't matter. It doesn't know. Yeah. You don't know, Tom. You know what? It doesn't matter. Right. It doesn't matter. And, you know, it makes no difference.

You know, they're going to find, they'll find out whether or not it's true based on that payment, right? But they're also going to find out whether this is true based on a payment

because he might be charged with an ethics rule of charging for the hotel where he banged while he wased while he was while he was and he charged it to his office, right?

So he expensed that hooker. That's amazing when people do that. He didn't expense the hooker but he expensed the room. It's amazing to me when people do that shit. It's like what the fuck are you thinking? I don't understand. You're getting a fucking prostitute. Like, pay everything

cash. Figure out, yeah. Like, right? Wear a fucking fake nose and mustache. You're like, oh, I'm gonna go and, can I get a receipt? My name is Bob Johnson. I'm Bill Billerson. Anyway, suck my dick. Like, pay cash!

What are you, like, I'm going to get a receipt from this fucking prostitute? Yeah. Are you kidding me? What the fuck do you tip? What do you write on that line? What's in the memo section of that check?

Can I chase quick pay you? I want the most paper trail for my illicit activity possible. I'm going to call, I need someone to notarize this. My favorite part of this article is when they're talking about the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints. When they're talking about all the different things that the church has done in the past. And one of the things that they say is, last year, a Mormon church guidebook on homosexuality was leaked, including claims that being gay is caused by too much teen masturbation.

Nope. That's not the thing that leaked. It turns out. I can tell you as a, as a staunchly heterosexual man, there's no way that's possible that it's true. What do they think the dick is? Is it like some kind of magic wand that makes people gay?

You're just like homo erectus. Some guy is gay. Like how does it even work? You're just like, homo erectus. Some guy is gay? Like, how does it even work? You're like jerking off and you look down and you're like, man, I look good doing this. I should be. I was thinking about pussy earlier, but now I'm seeing my fucking man hand on my dick. And now all I can get.

They stop looking. They stop looking at porn on their computer. They're just looking in a mirror. You're like jerking off and you see your own ass. You're like, oh, it's over now. It's all over. Now I got to stick it in a butt. A hairy one. Do you like to fuck?

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Keebler elf is back. This story comes from the Patheos Friendly Atheist blogs. Sessions has installed religious freedom monitors at U.S. Attorney's offices. He has also installed people that will tell him when the neighbor freedom monitors at U.S. Attorney's offices. You know, I just want to say... He has also installed people that

will tell him when the neighbor kid is jumping on the bed. He's installed that as well. One of his other proposals that's an anti-abortion proposal is to install a baby monitor in every woman. They have to be put in there by hand. You're just walking around tooting your boop boop boop

wah wah wah wah wah I can hear the ocean in there what is that sound I had tacos I read this and it's like, first of all, anytime something has a freedom element and a modern...

Anytime there's a... They say freedom. You're just like... Less freedom. I don't know. There's gotta be any freedom. Hey, I'm gonna just be a government official in charge of your freedom.

If I'm free, I don't need somebody in charge of it. There's a guy who just blows a whistle every time you're free. Tweet! Tweet! It's like it's the same kind of freedom they have in North Korea to do exactly as they're told, right? You have the freedom to ejaculate Kim Jong-un and let his ejaculate spill off your face.

Other than that, not a lot of freedom. You definitely cannot take any posters. That's true. You do not have the freedom to do that. Well, you know, if you do, you do, but then you also have the freedom to get quote unquote botulism. Right. Yeah.

I will say though, like at least now they have a poster child for vandalism. Vandalism. It's a really. It's a poster child for vandalism. Vandalism. It's a poster child. It's just a child not included. Now there's just a poster of that guy dead. If I steal this, it's so meta. I love that they say botulism

when that guy died. They're like, yeah, it got botulism and coma. And I know when you do the autopsy, it got botulism and coma. And I know when you do the autopsy, it's going to be like science points of beating, but that didn't totally happen. I feel like

if you got beat to death, like an autopsy is redundant. Like you're not going to get beat to death and nobody knows. No? No, I think that they just examined him

because he wasn't dead when he showed up. He died shortly after. And I think that the family was like, we don't even want an autopsy. They just didn't. You know, I don't think I would either. He died of fucking North Koreanism. Yeah. And that's all you need. Like, that's it. Like, it's just like, yeah.

I got to tell you, like, I don't feel that bad for him, though. Like, I really don't. We shouldn't be going to North. We should not be treating North Korea as a tourist location. No, it's not. It's not. It isn't a funny, happy time at, I really don't. We shouldn't be going to North... We should not be treating North Korea as a tourist location. No, it's not. It's not. It isn't a funny, happy time at all. It's not funny. We treat it like it's funny. Like, we treat

it like it's fucking Team America World Police. It's what... It is a horror. Yeah. It is a horror over there. It is. It's the Twilight Zone with the kid who can put you in the fucking pond or whatever. It would be like if somebody, seriously, it's not dissimilar to going to Nazi Germany.

Seriously. And being like, I just thought I'd go for kicks and just kind of see what all the fuss is about. I just kind of wanted to see what they're doing with the Jews. Right. Because there's people three generations that die in camps. This is the worst kind of voyeuristic mean-spirited tourism

possible. There are very, very few people who have a reason to go to North Korea that's legitimate. This idea that you're going to go to this fucking horrible place to satisfy some kind of morbid curiosity is the same kind of joyless rubbernecking people do when they see a car crash. This is like poverty tourism.

Yeah, right. It's like traveling to the worst parts of the United States just to look and gawk. Gawk, right. Yeah. That's all that it is. It's all that. You know, I watched this Vice documentary when I was younger and I remember laughing and it was kind of funny,

like parts were kind of funny. And then as I got older and reflected on it, I realized how fucking horrible and shallow and shitty and mean-spirited it is to laugh at the depredations of other human beings.

And this is not just on a small scale. This is a massive scale. It's a massive scale it's one guy has all the power and everybody else just does not want to cross him because they will get shot to death by aircraft guns right yeah and so like i'm sorry like i don't i don't feel bad like dude goes over there and and then that's as far as the story is interesting to me yeah he shouldn't have fucking been there yeah the end yeah just because you can doesn't mean you should it's it's it's awful the stuff that they do to

people right i mean you watch you can watch any documentary and then just to watch the people that are the the people that are over there that have um i watched a documentary you turned me on to about eyes, something with eyes, glaucoma or something. Yeah. Oh, it was insane. There's a,

there's a guy who goes over there and fixes people's cataracts or something. And he fixes a bunch of people's eyes and everybody there thanks the dear leader. And they never say anything to him. And every time they film anyone over there, they are constantly like screaming about how amazing this guy is because i and and it's it clearly looks like they're afraid of everything they cannot be caught on video saying anything other than how amazing fucking dear leader is

the whole time you know this is this is a people that if you try to leave the country, you're shot and killed for trying to leave. If you make it to China, China will deport you back to North Korea and three generations of your family will be sent to a camp to starve and die. The only place you can go is South Korea. And that is heavily guarded. We saw within the last

six months, someone had tried to drive a police officer or a military guy tried to get across the border on a car. And he was shot several times. He made it, but he was shot several times. But people do escape into China. And then when they get into China, the people in China either turn them in or they turn them out as sex slaves or they turn them into wage slaves. They capture these Koreans and then they're exploited terribly or shipped back to North Korea.

It's a horror. It is a horror for these people. This guy goes over there, what, to gawk and laugh at their fucking silly grocery stores and, you know, like, oh, let's take fucking funny pictures of the statues and stuff. And like, it's not funny. We, Lord, we just asked it to be covered with the blood of Jesus. Open hearts, Lord, open hearts. Oh, this story is from right wing watch. This is, this is terrific. This is Gloria Copeland, um, giving out some sage medical advice. Cecil.

Yeah. Uh, never take medical advice from your pastor. Um, this is Gloria Copeland. Is she, she's the one that's married to the guy with the big jet? Oh, I didn't put those things together. I'm sure she is. Let's look it up real quick, Tom. Yeah, Kenneth Copeland. You're right.

Well, listen, partners. We don't have... We're already rooting and tooting? Hey there. Hey there, little doggies. Have a flu season. We've got a duck season, a deer season, but we don't have a flu season. She thinks flu is a kind of animal.

Like you're just going to like mouth the flu on your wall. We don't have. Yeah, it's just the tiniest little plaque you've ever seen. You got to shoot this little tiny little gun. It's almost like you could shoot them with a needle. And not get it, possibly. Don't receive it when somebody

threatens you with everybody's getting the flu. Is that a threat or is that a caution? I don't know. Is that a threat? I think when the CDC says it, it's just like a fact. There were 40,414 deaths in the U.S. during the third week of 2018.

4,000 were from pneumonia or influenza. Wow. That's 10%. 10%. One in 10 deaths in the last three weeks were from the flu in the United States. 4,000. But there's not a flu season, though.

I just heard it. There's not a flu season. I just heard it. There's a duck season. Don't even worry about it. There's a deer season. Maybe they're being killed by deer. Maybe it's Lyme disease season.

They're being gored by deer. As you sometimes are. We've already had our shot. He bore our sicknesses and carried our diseases. That's what we stand on. And by his stripes, we were healed. If you've already got the flu,

I'm going to pray for you right now. How would you have the flu? How would you have it if you can't get it? It's just set. Like, do we just know we don't get diseases anymore? Except for all the people

that get diseases. I guess all those people are not, they're not believers. Like fucking Pat Robertson just had a stroke. That's not a disease. That's just a defect. Okay. get diseases i guess all those people are not they're not believers like fucking pat robertson just had a stroke that's not a disease that's just a defect okay all right how are we defining that like i just yeah well i i it's interesting because they'll say something like this that's clearly demonstrably false right they'll say something like this but their their followers just immediately believe it they immediately believe that they're safe from the flu.

How dangerous is that? Okay. First off, nobody under 75 is even watching you. So you're already at the fucking immune. Yes, the immunodeficient area. Right. Right. Like these people are all immunodeficient.

It's basically like fucking just sprinkling the flu on babies. Which is fun. But it just doesn't last. It just doesn't last. The babies don't. Yeah. You just got to replenish the babies all the time. That's why I spend a lot of time with Planned Parenthood. Yeah, that's why.

Father, I pray for every person that has symptoms of flu. I'm asking you, Lord, where your supernatural... But the asymptomatic flu carriers, fuck them. Let them continue to spread the flu I don't know how this works at all What's incubation mean? To heal them now From the top of their head To the soles of their feet

To their tippy tippy toes And their itty bitty fingers And their widow nose. She had to like specify like, okay, I need you to heal them. Here's the thing. The whole this time. I know last time. How do you want me to, do you want me just to throw it in their general direction or

should I, should I like heal them? Like maybe just like their earlobe. Like what exactly? Now you got to really like just lay on this fucking plane, Copeland. You got to tell me. Top to bottom, God. Top to bottom. Like the top of their balls.

No. You're always starting at the balls. Like what exactly? You're hovering in the genital area. You're cutting into my hound dog brushing time. And I am a very busy man. Flu, I bind you off. I bind you, the flu.

The flu's like, oh, fuck. The flu's head spins around and it pukes. Whoa, the flu got, like, the flu. The people, in the name of Jesus, Jesus himself gave us the flu shot. Out of his private means. Some of you have that little influenza bug. That influenza bug is going to make you die.

Assured. Tonight, Jesus is going to let you die. He redeemed us from the curse of flu. What's that for that he did it? He redeemed us from the curse of flu. What's that for that he did it? He redeemed us from the curse of the flu. Who is cursing us with the flu? Maybe we cut out the fucking guy cursing us with the flu. I love like,

okay, well, but Jesus and then, you know, time and then the fucking black death happened. Yeah. Right. I remember when that happened?

That was a lot of real religious folks. I don't remember. I wasn't born in the fucking 1300s or whatever. You're not Noah. We receive it and we take it and we are healed by his stripes.

Amen. Jesus was a zebra. Whenever I hear that, I was thinking that fruit stripes gum. That's six feet of gum for you, not them. You know, the Bible says he himself bore our sicknesses. But he didn't. Because there's been a lot of people sick, you fucking slack-eyed yokel. And carried our diseases. And by his stripes, we were healed.

When we were healed, we are healed. Oh, my God. What the fuck are you talking about? Oh, my God. What does that even mean? When we were healed, we are healed. She's changing the tenses, Tom. I know what she's doing. I know.

I even know what she's driving at, but it's like she has nothing to say and she's just saying it more. You know what I mean? She's just like, I don't have anything to add to this. Let me just keep talking. Put on the word.

Stay on the word. And if you say, well, I don't have any symptoms of the flu. Well, great. That's the way it's supposed to be. Yeah. Yeah. We did not supposed to like oh my god no it's good that's good and it's not going to sneak up on you don't worry you're gonna be fine

you know what nobody likes the flu said god but you don't get the flu because the stripes but if you have the flu then i'll pray for your flu if you don't have what the fuck are you on about i just want when i about? I just want, when I get stripes, I just want to make sure that they lift me up and then they put me 45 so I get that nice crosshatch stripe, like a good grilled burger or a chicken

breast. Do you know what I mean? Like that crosshatching on there is just so nice. Just keep saying that I'll never have the flu. I'll never have the flu. And'll never have the flu. And the flu is always repelled by your chanting. I repelled. I got to say it would work because I am repelled by her chanting. If I were the flu, I would avoid her like the plague.

Inoculate yourself with the word of God. He himself bore my sicknesses, carried my diseases. By his stripes, I was healed. I am healed. And Jesus is Lord. Hallelujah. What a nincompoop. What a total nincompoop. God.

You know what they need? You know how they have a Jenny McCarthy body count? They need a fucking Copeland body count. Oh, God. You know what they need? You know how they have a Jenny McCarthy body count? They need a fucking Copeland body count. Oh, yeah. You know what I mean? Like all the people that listen to her show that just wind up fucking dead. Dude, I'll tell you what. It wouldn't be none.

Yeah. If people fucking follow this crazy ass advice, it wouldn't be zero. Contrary to popular opinion, God is not against sex. It was his idea in the first place. This starts from Right Wing Watch. This is Kevin Swanson. This is the sackcloth and ashes guy. He's blaming the Larry Nassar sexual assault scandal on the fact that gymnastics involves a fair amount of immodesty. Sports tends to focus on the body. And I think we need- That's because that's what we use to play sports with. What fucking else would we...

Yeah. What? I mean, I think we define sport as something that you're active doing. What else would we... I mean, chess isn't a sport, is it? Right. No. So I can't think of anything else.

I mean, like maybe the e-sports, but I don't think those are sports. Curling is amazing. Thank you very much. It's the only Winter Olympic sport I would actually watch. I saw a hilarious gift the other day. Of the cats? No. It was four brooms on a hallway sweeping in front of a Roomba that was going down.

It was fucking hilarious. It was absolutely hilarious. There's places I've said this, but I want to do... There are places you can go curling. Just go. And I want to go. It's like bocce ball with six contestants. It just looks so silly. I want to do it

so bad. You need to understand this as well. There is an infatuation with the body. This is the way it was with the Greeks as well. They become very interested in the body. And of is the way it was with the Greeks as well. They become very interested in the body. And of course, who isn't interested in the body? I'm interested. I'm interested in my own body. I'm interested in other people's bodies, which the body is what we use to live inside. That's how I show people who I am, right? That's my doing stuff machine, right?

That's my working body. Wait, I seriously like the idea that like we're supposed to be disconnected from the body that's the vehicle that is us we are nothing but the meat you know we are not connected to our body we are our body we are we're the meat we're all it's all meat it's all meat even the brainular

region it's all meat if something goes wrong with the meat it all goes to shit. Right? If your brain meat gets weird, you are not good anymore. You're not you anymore. Not gooder. It's not like, oh, my brain meat went weird, but there's still this me that goes.

All that is bullshit. Of course, the sexual aspect of the body as well. And some sports encourage immodesty. Some sports encourage immodesty some sports encourage immodesty i used to know a woman there was a woman i used to work with who didn't like football but watched every week because she liked to look at the guys in their tight pants all sports encourage him yeah you know there are no sports where you can wear a fucking burka and win you ever seen the i'd be like i guess, maybe if you were to make, like, the three-legged race, like a

sack race. I will say the guys in fencing, they're in... But aren't they wearing tight? They're tight-ish. It's tight. Yeah, it's not like they're not wearing baggy clothes because then you get tagged more often. That's what I mean, though. You want to be skin tight. They're all, like, rail thin. Everything is skin tight because, like, you need shit that's, like, form-fitting

and, like... Yeah. I mean, I guess maybe, like, that shit that's like form fitting and like, yeah, I mean, I guess maybe like that fucking biathlon thing where you like cross country ski and like shoot at a target, but nobody's ever watched that. Well, the hockey, they are all puffed out cause they're in pads and shit too. Okay.

That's true. That's true. So, but yeah, I mean like it encourages the model. Yeah. All right. Yeah.

Cool. The UFC is a perfect example of like super ripped dudes that are in like little tiny banana waters that are fighting. Like that is like, I remember my wife doesn't like fighting, but if I'm going to watch UFC my wife will sit down and be like, what's up with

where's George St. Pierre at? My wife likes fucking UFC because those guys are all fucking like super ripped and like perfect. Right. If I looked like that, I would never wear more than that. Yeah, I wouldn't own shirts. I would just basically take a bandaid and put it on my balls because they'd be so tiny from all the steroids.

So it wouldn't matter. I would wear the legal minimum amount of clothes in every location. Absolutely. I'd be like, I look like this. Why would I wear clothes? I look like this. Yeah. Why would I wear clothes? I look like this. Revealing large portions of the body. And this happens in some sports.

So these are the risky sports. Here they are. What are the risky sports? Gymnastics. Gymnastics, swimming. Risky how? Risky in the sense that there's a lot of skin showing, I guess is what he's saying.

Yeah. Although I don't think so in gymnastics. Like, in gymnastics, the girls are in, like, leotards. They're in form-fitting stuff. But I don't, I mean, they're not, like, they're not out there in a bikini. It's like a one-piece swimsuit. They're in, like, singlets and shit. Yeah, but it's like the equivalent of a one-piece swimsuit. It's, like, high up on the hip.

Yeah, I guess. I don't really know. I don't watch it. Yeah, it looks like that. It's high up on the hip and whatever. So it's, like, 80s lingerie. Yeah, it looks like that. It's high up on the hip and whatever. So it's like 80s lingerie. Yeah, right? But I think he's saying it's risky in the sense that like, those are the people that get molested.

I think he's saying that they are at a higher risk. Is he saying that? Is he saying, Tom, what were they wearing? Is that what he's saying? I think I legitimately think that that's what he's saying i think i legitimately think that that's what he's saying i'm feeling sick yeah these are the sports in which there is an added risk and again friends i'm i'm laying this out for you why are all of the gymnasts gay more of a risk than other sports in fact fact, the Indy star did an article just last year. You might remember this article.

It was an expose on this very thing. And it was these news articles concerning gymnastics that I think got some of this to the surface by the providence of God. Now I'm thankful that providence of God, what is he a reporter for the Indy star? I couldn't, I couldn't get out on the Washington post, but I'm working for the Indy star. It wouldn't have me in the Washington Post, but I'm working for the Indy Star.

They wouldn't have me in the Washington Post. You know, just turn to the Providential page. That's where I'm at. Also, the obituaries. That was all me. That was my doing. Tag, you're dead. Some of the sin is coming to the surface because, you know, at some point, God is not going to put up with 20 years of this.

But he did. He literally put up with it. He totes did. And then God didn't do the expose. People came forward. Oh my God. That's how this works. God is not going to put up with it. Also, he totally put up with it.

Also, someone wake up God. The civil magistrate won't. The media will because by the sovereignty of god he's going to bring this thing to the surface i'm thankful he did the indie star was the first uh one of the first newspapers to to address this they found get this 368 gymnasts who are molested yeah see he's saying that the gymnasts they are at higher risk in gymnastics because they dress immodestly. That is what he is saying. He is saying that right now, out loud.

It's a, what was she wearing? Spoiler alert, it was a gymnast outfit. Really want your daughters involved in a sport that involves a fair amount of immodesty in, in which,

in which red blooded American male coaches are interacting with these girls or worse yet where the infatuation of the body eventually affects the lesbian coaches. Yeah, there we go. There we go. It's out loud and everything. Out loud and everything.

Red-blooded American horny rapists is what he's saying. He's saying red-blooded man in America is a rapist. Case closed. If you're a dude and you're in America

and you have iron in your blood, what he's saying is if you're a dude and you're in america and you have iron in your blood if you see what he's saying is if you see a woman and you are a woman or a girl or whatever and you're attracted to her and he's saying like the modest clothes make somebody attract him yeah if you're attracted to him well i mean you're probably gonna rape him or molest him or whatever like you're just because that's how that works in his mind. That's how these guys conflate sexual attraction with sexual predation. And those two things are not linked. I have been sexually attracted to people and I've never been a sex predator. Those things are not related.

And I've never been sexually attracted to a young person. This guy didn't do it because he was a red-blooded American. He did it because he's a fucking sicko. That's why he did it. He did it because he can't control himself and he's an awful, shitty person. He did it because he's a fucking monster. He's not a regular person. We shouldn't be talking about him like he's a regular person.

He's not a regular person. He's a fucking monster who systematically raped hundreds of children why are we having a conversation trying to decide what made him do it as if some external factor exactly like yeah like there's some switch that walks by he's like oh fuck i can't help myself because like she was in a tiny outfit because if that were the case then every fucking coach would be there. You know, it's like, no, it's,

it's, this is all internal. This is something that's fucking broken in him, right? He is broken. There are pieces of him that are not any good and never will be. That's what makes this happen. Sure. Is the garbage inside of him.

Yeah. Yeah. And, and you're right. If it was, if it was, you know, the gymnasts just happened to be raped by every coach, I think we'd stop having gymnasts. But this is an attempt to

excuse this behavior. That's exactly all of this. That's exactly what it is. Excuse this behavior and move the culpability goalposts. Exactly. And that's fucking, that's monstrous. These are kids. Yeah. You deserve to be raped. I don't care how old you are, actually. Fucking, ignore that. Everybody deserves to be raped never. Yeah, zero times. That's the time that you deserve to be raped. All of the zero times.

That thing that you did, no matter what it was, means you deserve to be raped never. Yeah. There's no thing you can do that means you deserve to be raped. There's no clothes you can wear that means you deserve to be raped. You never deserve to be raped. It's fucking crazy. So anybody who does it, it doesn't matter what the circumstances are. It doesn't matter what the context is.

It doesn't make any difference. There's no context where it's excusable to fucking rape somebody. Where there's a get out of rape free card. Right. You want answers? I think I'm entitled to them. You want answers. I want the truth.

You can't handle the truth. All right, stories from Right Wing Watch. Alex Jones, transgender rights activism is really about cyborgs. Oh, finally someone said it. Thank goodness. I'm just glad. So happy we're not going to be talking about rape. Maybe.

Really important. And I know the last few days I said I would get to what the whole trans movements about. Oh, thank goodness. I'm glad he's going to explain this to us. This is good. And why have you say tranny? Facebook, Twitter, you name it, says they will ban you. Because it's a slur.

It turns out. Really? It's like saying the N word. Yeah, pretty easy. Actually, it's not. You know, we didn't know that. We had to be corrected on that years ago. But we said it once.

I thought one of us said it or something like that. We got corrected. We got corrected. And we just immediately stopped doing it. Never did it again. It was real hard to know it wasn't actually. No, I just never said it again. You know, like this idea that like our language is being policed. I do think that

there is some ridiculous hypersensitivity to language that is part of some cultural elements. Absolutely. And I do think there are bad actors that do try to wheelbat like a club. There are bad actors for sure.

Absolutely. But you know, there's also some like there's some low bar asks, right? Super low bar. There's a handful of words. Use my pronouns. This is not difficult. And nobody's saying use dragonkin or whatever. Nobody's ever asked for that.

Nobody's saying that. What they're saying is, hey, can you just call me she? Right. And can you just call me she? Right. You know, and like, and can you avoid saying tranny? Yeah, I can avoid saying that. Yeah, because just never say it again. It's just like, it turns out I was never, never really connected to the word. Right. Yeah. But like, like there's some

people have this like really like aggressive, like I can say whatever I want. You still can. Like let's be clear. You still can. Yeah. It's just can like let's be clear you still can yeah it's just that everybody's gonna think you're shitty yeah you're a bad person so like yeah if you don't want everyone to think you're shitty follow the social rules it's not hard like these are not huge ass like you say right don't say the n word okay yeah no worries i say that word as many times as i want to say that word and i always say the same thing right same thing with me i say it

as many times i want which is never and and that Yeah, exactly. Same thing. Right? Same thing with me. I say it as many times as I want, which is never. Yeah. And that N word I'm using is not never, by the way. And there against it. Sorry, I had to say it. There's like, you know,

four or five words that people are just like, maybe don't use those. Okay, cool. Yeah. You wonder like, do you, I mean, I mean this sort of genuinely,

like the people who really aggressively like push back, is it because their vocabulary is so stunted? It might be. Any loss of a city like, oh my God, look,

yeah, I rely very heavily on these things. I've got like 12 or 13 words at my disposal. It's like taking a crutch away from a one-legged guy. It's the only thing I have.

This is my only one. We've had executives from Facebook and Twitter call here. taking a crutch away from a one-legged guy it's the only thing i have this is my only one we've had executives from facebook and twitter call here and it's official executives and say we don't want to ban you but you can't use that word above all other words and i'm gonna explain it what's what's behind it it's not the people that men that want to be women or women that want to be men it has nothing to do with that it has to do with something okay men that want to be women or women that want to be men. It has nothing to do with that. It has to do with something. Okay.

This is going to be good. I can't wait for what's going to happen right now. Think bigger. Okay. I'm thinking bigger. The most protected class are going to be augmented humans, cyborgs, you name it. I love it. I'm done.

I don't want to do this anymore. No. I don't want to do this. I want to do this. I don't want to do this anymore. Yes, you do. I don't want to do this anymore. No. I don't want to do this. I want to do this. I don't want to do this anymore. Yes, you do. I don't want to travel to here. I don't.

This is where you want to be. This is not. Cyborgs are going to be the protected class. You have a degree in philosophy. Things that I want to do with my life. Do you remember when you were young and idealistic? I don't. This just killed all the

idealism I had. It suffocated in a plastic wrap. It's like one of those movies where the guy gets hit in the head and he's bleeding and then they put the plastic wrap over his face and it fills the plastic wrap

and he kind of chokes on his own blood. That's how I feel every time he talks. Yeah, that's actually a really good summation. I feel like that lady who's sitting in casino in her own house, just like having a cup of tea

and Joe Pesci comes in and shoots her in the face three times. I feel like that lady every time, every single time I listen to Alex Jones. I am curious what the cyborg augmented class of humans.

Come on. We got to get in on this. We will never know what happens next unless you hit play. Do we have enough time to stop at this point? No. Come on, man. We got three minutes of this. Wonder. This is our hobby. We do this because it's fun. I'm going to take a safer hobby, like cutting.

And you're going to have humanoids, which again, isn't a man and a woman with the chromosomes splicing together. It's, it's, they're already announcing the first baby with three parents to be born this year. They've been doing it for decades. I don't want to do this. Come on, man. I can't do this. Come on. It's just not a human with the chromosomes. What does it have?

What does it have? RNA? Does it have DNA as RNA? It's not a human. It's something? It's not a human. It's something. It's not human intelligence? Or it's just not a human? I want the life enhancement technology.

He's going to get it. Three parents. And he said, oh, we just changed some of these genes over here. It changes the whole deal. Says Alex Jones. It turns a geneticist into a turkey club. Let me tell you what the doctors don't know or want to tell you. But then I, as an uneducated dimwit with a fucking basement studio, I'm going to teach you.

Is there any way that we could have an InfoWars board, though? Tell us, Gregor Mendel. He's just a green screen. We could do that, right? We could. We should. We could do that. We just have to wear black all the time or whatever and look like we're a floating, disembodied head, but I think we could do it. I think he is just a floating, disembodied head.

That's not the green screen. That's just... With RNA instead of DNA. Actually, you start mixing two women. That's a whole other subject because women are lesser, and when you mix the two women... You get a whole other subject because women have... Because women are lesser and when you mix the two women... You get like an 80% of a... You don't have a man

involved. You don't get a whole person. You get like part of a person with four breasts or something. They'll have the total recall titties just like that middle titty. You play the xylophone. That's the bongo, not the xylophone. I was going to say xylophone over there.

Xylophone makes a tinky sound. What kind of xylophone are you playing? Not a bonga bonga. So a bonga bonga sound. That's a bongo, right? Would be a bongo or a conga drum or something. But a xylophone would be more like a... Is that a Jamaican chicken steel drum?

I don't know. I can't do it. Double the genetic code and then some. A little extra. They throw a little extra in there. It's like that fry you get in your bag when you order the onion rings. Yeah, you get a little extra. You're just like, I didn't order a big nugget.

Score! If you get extra chromosomes, you have a problem. That's not good for you. You don't have a good day. I'm just saying, if you have extra chromosomes, there's a possibility.

There's nobody there that wants those chromosomes. There's a possibility that you and all your friends There's no chromosome fairy that comes by and awards people extra chromosomes. Put this on 23. Yeah. Then one extra chromosome, but also the mitochondrial DNA that the men don't even have. Yeah, women are Jedi.

I don't know if you knew that. Wait. Wait, what is he saying? Does he say that? Tom, I stopped listening at 33 seconds. I want to know. I'm curious. Now he's got me intrigued. And so

they're creating new life forms and they're just creating a stampede where you don't criticize that. Can I summarize where we're at so far? Please do. So we can't Trani is offensive. The reason Trani is offensive

is because Facebook called him. Yeah, Facebook called him to say we don't want to ban you. Executives for Facebook and Twitter called him to say that Trani is offensive. And they can't say it. And you can't say it because cyborgs. Because cyborgs and augmented humans

are going to be the most double special people. And they're going to share DNA and have extra DNA. No, you're jumping ahead. They're going to have three people that make a new person. Three parents.

Sure. Three-headed dragons. It's a hydra. It's a Khaleesi or something. And then... It's a Khaleesi. That's howici or something. It's a calici. That's how you get one. It is. Then you have... Caliente.

No, literally she is because she walks in the fire. So caliente. There you go. Yeah, absolutely. Then if you get two women that have a kid, you have DNA that's extra leftover plus DNA. Which is good. And they have mitochondrial DNA that men don't have. Yeah. And I think that's right where we're at. All right. Good job, Tommy. Which is good. And they have mitochondrial DNA that men don't have.

Yeah. And I think that's right where we're at. All right. Good job, Tommy. I nailed it. You know exactly where we're at. And I made the joke a few weeks ago. There's hundreds of new sexual preferences

and Facebook recognizes 50. So I said, will I get in trouble if I don't know the LGBTQTZL394QQZ45ABCDQFP? 1-1-1-0-1-1-1-0-0-4-Q-Q-Z-4-5-A-B-C-D-Q-F-P-1-1-1-0-1-1-1-0-0-0-1-1-0-1-0-0-1. Humans are dead. It actually came out in the news this week that people are saying it's this big, long thing. And if you don't know that, you're hateful. That's not what they said.

Nobody said if you don't know what you're hateful. It looks like they changed it, Tom, to lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender, queer, intersexual, asexual, pansexual, polygamous, and kinkiness is what they're saying. They LGBTQIAPK. But I guarantee that everybody is still fine with LGBT. You've got to add each new group to it, and I'm just like, they got groups of people that want to have sex with cars. I know what they're called. Autoerotic. Oh! Come on, that's

funny. Nice. It's also late. Nice, nice. You know what it is when, you know, one of those cars, you know, puts their top down? It's a car show. That's not very good. Caliente. You looked up the name

the other day, Zach. Like a Ford Caliente. And the headlines were Alex Jones says gay men want to break into your garage and have sex with your car. Nothing about gay men. Nothing about sex with, it was all about

as they add all these new things that make us accept it, like this woman wants to be blind. We pour Drano in her eye and the taxpayer pays for her to live as a blind woman. That's mental illness. Are we going to put that on there too? That's nothing to do with how you have a sexual identity.

That's nothing to do with it. No, I think he's saying like anybody can identify as anything. I think that's what he's trying to say. Is anybody, so she can identify as blind and then she blinds herself. This is just that fucking, like this is just a scare.

This guy's just scared. It's one person. It's not like there's going to be a rash of people like, oh, I have always wanted to be blind. You know, I just wanted to be blind. Is there anyone who can just pour shit in my face?

And then the government will just write me a fat check. All I have to do is get rid of my eyes. It's happened. And it'll be like the national religion to go L3Q943ABCQP. 111011001. LBQ543Z. Dot, dot, dot.

3, 4, Q, 5, 9, 7, 4. You guys got it. He got it. 240. You got to see the face he's making. 240. You got to see the face he's making. His eyes. While he was saying that,

each eyebrow was moving in different ways. Can I see it again? Yeah, it was amazing. L3Q943 ABCQ PBLVQ 543Z

... 34Q 597 I mean, it's just total mental illness. But it's how you destroy a civilization. I'm telling you, it's like you destroy a civilization I'm telling you

It's like the South Park episode You go have them put a fake blowhole On top of your head And a fin on the back You're not a dolphin You're not a penguin Penguins don't have blowholes Fins and blowholes

Penguins don't have blowholes If you put a blowhole They don't function blowholes. Now you, if you put a blowhole, they don't function anymore. Turns out. You can listen to the Shackleton episode that we're doing on Citation Needed, which will tell you all about penguins and their density. Who wants to get blown by a penguin?

That pointy fucking blowjob. Jesus. You ever see them open their mouth? They're a horror. They are a horror. They like have like weird. I'm just going to do a Google search. I hate birds. So this is going to be terrible. Oh, what the fuck?

What's in that face? You'll never be the same. Look at that. Oh, fuck. What is that in there? It's like a face. What the fuck? It's like fucking icicles and shit hanging out from the middle of its there? It's like a face. What the fuck? It's like fucking icicles

and shit hanging out from the middle of its mouth. It looks like a shark. Fuck! Fuck! What the fuck? You would not want a blowjob from a penguin. Oh, my God! Oh, that's the shredder! Are you kidding me? It's like when you

make fries on the mandolin. Holy shit! Fuck, I hate penguins. Oh, my God! Look at that! It's like when you make fries on the mandolin. That's what it looks like. Fuck, I hate penguins. Oh, my God. Look at that. Look at that fucking thing. Guys, dude, just do a search for penguin with its mouth open.

You'll love it. God, I would shoot that thing. And there's males and there's females. And then there's genetic mutations of hermaphrodites. And we're not attacking hermaphrodites. The point is that it's happening to the animals, too. What are you talking about? What? What are you talking about?

What's happening to the animals? Or Maphrodite? Is that what he's saying? I don't know. I think. So, we're going to talk about the plan to end humanity. There it is, LGBT. They found it.

LGBT. Activist push for LGBTQQICAPF2K. I told you it'd be something like that. You can't make this up. That's in major Canadian newspapers, you name it, with the president there saying people kind. I mean, this is an assault on biology. It is. They actually repelled in from mathematics class.

Shot the place up. That happened this week. And it's going to happen next week too. Right. At your local school. So don't worry. Yeah, it's no big deal. If you missed the last week's shooting, you'll be next week's shooting.

If you missed last week's, you won't give a shit about this week's either. Well, we don't have an email section this week because, like we said, we recorded this right after 4.01. So we just read the email. So we don't have an email. But we will be reading the email next week. And we hope to have some pretty exciting guests on a couple weeks in a row coming up in March. So we're excited about that. Hopefully, we're not going to tell you who they are ahead of time because we have had some of that stuff fall through.

Yeah. People are busy. Schedules get moved around. So, but we are excited about the guests that we will be having and let you know who they are. Um, hopefully once we record with them, so we'll probably let you know on social media and stuff. Um, but it's late and we're going to stop recording.

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