Cognitive Dissonance - Episode 425: No Colusion [sic]

Episode Date: July 23, 2018

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The band is back, buddy. Here we are. We're back together. First time back together in like a month. It's like a month of recording. Not recording. I bet you missed me. I did miss you.

You liar. You guys should see his face. You guys should see his face. I'm supposed to say yes. Didn't even think about you. I texted you. Happy birthday. I deleted it.

I sent you those dick pics. Oh gosh. I didn't delete. They were small files. I didn't take up a lot of room. You sounded I didn't delete them. They were small files. They don't take up a lot of room. It's good to be back. You sound enthused, buddy. You sound like a man who believes it's good to be back. I took a couple weeks off of the news while I was out. So I was at a cell service.

I was telling you earlier. There's like in Western United States, which is a fucking wasteland. There's like no cell service. How was Westworld? Did you stab the hookers or kill them? Can I tell you something, man? Fucking the people that we talked to from Wyoming, they're not kidding when they say

you could just let your hands off the wheel and just go because there is nothing out there. There's like nothing at all. How much traffic was? You know, I never ran into any traffic unless there was like a slow truck or something on one of those windy ass roads. So can I ask, did you gun it at all. How much traffic was, uh, you know, I never ran into any traffic unless there was like a slow truck or something on one of those windy ass. So can I ask,

did you, did you gun it at all? Did you just like, did you find the speed creeping up on you? And the typical, like I, I had the cruise control set and just racing along. So,

you know, but I was, I, I will say in, when I was in, when I was in the Southern, uh, Southwest,

when I was going the southern southwest, when I was going to Grand Canyon, there's roads down there that are pin straight for miles and miles because there's nothing out there, right? It's just nothing. And they are straight as hell for miles and miles. And so one time I was passing a car because there was a car going like 60 and I wanted to go 75. And I pass this car and there was a car coming at me. Maybe a quarter mile away or something like that. Like I plenty of space by the time I pulled in, they were at least a quarter mile away. Right.

10 seconds go by. They pull past me. And as they're pulling past me, like when I was in that lane and coming over and I was well, like, I mean, I, you know, me, I'm not. I've ridden with you a million times. You're not a crazy driver. I can guarantee this is the safest execution of a lane pass ever done. So I pass this person and as I'm in the other lane, they're flashing their brights at me. Like, I'm like, whatever.

And I get over. They're letting you know there's a cop. But as they, as they drive, no, they flip me off. They were mad. They were mad that I took such an amazing risk of I guess. Did you cut them off a quarter mile away? I mean, Tom, they could have

when they saw me get in that lane, you could have floored it and they wouldn't have hit me. You could have killed somebody. They could have been in a fucking Bugatti Verit and floored it and not hit me. And they were flashing their lights. I guess they're all really uptight down there.

But anyway, as I was saying, it was a wasteland in the Western part of the United States. Beautiful country, but there's no cell service. And so I wasn't keeping up with the news very much. I wasn't on Reddit. I wasn't on Facebook. I wasn't on, I never, the news sources that I get my news from,

I never really paid attention to. And so, and we, when we would watch TV, most of the time we were watching things that were boring right before we went to sleep. If there was even a TV, because many of the places we stayed at didn't even have a TV. They just like, there's just no TV there. So we, you know, I missed all the news stuff, but then I came back. That sounds so great. I came back and within three minutes of coming back and turning on the news stuff. But then I came back. That sounds so great. I came back.

And within three minutes of coming back and turning on the news, I had a headache. And I missed everything from before 4th of July until just, you know. Like 20 minutes ago, basically. Well, I came back on Sunday. But yeah. Yeah. I am jealous. I am jealous of your ignorance.

Unplug yourself from the matrix. My sincerest hope is to make enough money to live underwater. That's just it. I just want to live under the sea. That's it. I would give up my voice. It's fine like I don't care whatever just you're just breathing that shit from the abyss where that liquid or whatever the rat and I'll just party down there it's okay I'm good I'm good there comes a point where it's like look

waving its little arm it's all going to shit anyway what's the point of watching it you know what I mean it's like hey your son has cancer do you want to watch him take his last breath it's funny it's funny though because like we we leave you know i leave and then i come back and by the time i get back anything that has happened though it's irrelevant it's totally irrelevant you can't even have a conversation about two weeks ago i'm just like you know it's funny because we're going through our email and i looked at one of the things that they were talking about. Sarah Huckabee Sanders not getting a sandwich or whatever.

And you're just like, that feels like seven years ago. Like Sarah Huckabee Sanders, you know, the big show not getting the food. And you're just like, oh, I remember that. The wistful days of June.

So some shit has gone down so some shit has gone down some shit has gone down this is episode 425 we didn't even finish that who cares it's 425 but we want to talk because Tom like I said nothing matters before a couple days ago yeah

we're in a post then world like there's not even. Yeah. We're in a post-then world. Like, there's not even a past anymore. We're in a post-past world. That's where we're at, for real. Like, it's a past that does not matter. All that matters is the most recent future. That's all that makes any difference. So the most recent thing that we're going to pay attention to for 20 minutes and then forget about is the Trump summit.

Yeah. thing that we're going to pay attention to for 20 minutes and then forget about is the Trump summit. So Trump and Putin, they met in Finland and Helsinki. They had some kind of a summit. The only people that were there were their translators. Two translators I guess. And then they did a joint press conference. And the joint press conference is mostly

Trump talking about the election from 2016. And the reason why is because there was questions asked about the election from 2016. And the reason why is because there was questions asked, though. About the election. About the election. And I want to play one of the questions. We're not going to interrupt this. Normally, we would stop this and talk about it, but we're going to let this play.

That was Cecil's nice way of telling me that he's not going to let me interrupt this. There's a hand wave there. I want you guys to know, that wasn't for you, audience. That was for me. That was just like when we went to the Ark and you're like, now, remember that it's important to be polite in public places.

That's how mouth fucks is sealed out. Anyway, so this is so I'm just going to let this play. But this is the question and answer. And then we want to play his his retraction. Well, yeah, his retraction. His clarification the next day. And then we want to play his his his reaction. Well, yeah, his retraction is clarification the next day. So we're going to play. The first part is just the question and the answer.

Thank you. Question for each president. President Trump, you first. Just now, President Putin denied having anything to do with the election interference in 2016. Every U.S. intelligence agency has concluded that Russia did. What who my first question for you, sir, is who do you believe? My second question is, would you now, with the whole world watching, tell President Putin, would you denounce what happened in 2016 and would you warn him to never do it again? So let me just say that we have two thoughts. You have groups that are wondering why the FBI never took the server. Why haven't they taken the server? Why was the FBI told to leave the office of the Democratic National Committee? I've been wondering that. I've been asking that for months and months,

and I've been tweeting it out and calling it out on social media. Where is the server? I want to know where is the server and what is the server saying? With that being said, all I can do is ask the question. My people came to me. Dan Coats came to me and some others. They said they think it's Russia. I have President Putin. He just said it's not Russia. I will say this. I don't see any reason why it would be, but I really do want to see the server. But I have. Okay, that's enough.

Okay. So that's enough to know that he said. That's what he said. He doesn't see any reason why it would be. Right. I mean, he said right there. And he emphasized the word would. Would be.

I don't see any reason why it would be. Why it would be. Okay. And President Putin said one me. Like Shaggy. From the song, one me. I do think he's one, two, three, not it.

It's like when you're a parent and you scream down at your kids because they're fighting. And you're just like, Billy, did you punch your brother? Wasn't me. I didn't do it. No. He had a bloody nose before. He was running really fast into my fist.

I don't know how that could have happened to anybody. Repeated times. All right. So this is now Trump the next couple days later. Was it two days later? I don't know if it was a day or two days. It was either a next couple of days later. Yeah. Was it two days later? I don't know if it was a day or two days. It was either a day or two days later.

Comes out with this statement. This clarification. And it's about a minute and a half long. We're going to play this again just so you can hear what his clarification. And then I won't. I won't interrupt. We'll listen to this together. So I'll begin by stating that I have full faith and support for America's great intelligence agencies, always have. And I have felt very strongly that while Russia's actions had no impact at all on

the outcome of the election, let me be totally clear in saying that, and I've said this many times, I accept our intelligent community's conclusion that Russia's meddling in the 2016 election took place. Could be other people also. There's a lot of people out there. I can't, I can't, I can't. There are a lot of people out there. I can't interrupt that. I can't, I can't go more are a lot of people out there. I can't interrupt that. I can't go more than 40 seconds. I just want to say there are a lot of other people out there. Could be a lot of other people. All 7 billion other people. There's a lot of people.

Could have been. Yeah, it could have been. But the NSA, the FBI, and the CIA have all pretty clearly said it's fucking Russia. And we indicted another dozen of them the other day. We've narrowed it down to 12 indictments. It could be. No, you know what? It's not Eritrea.

You know what I mean? It's not like the, it's not like the, they're not like, Bula from Fiji, we have fucking stolen your election. That's not what's fucking happening. Not at all.

And we know that's not what's happening because that's what any of the intelligence agencies, and I believe the intelligence agencies, but also let me cast out on their conclusions. Why does he have to walk this part back is because other parts of that speech where people were asking him about, you know, like the intelligence agencies. You know, when he says, well, I asked Mr. Putin said he didn't do it. It's just like, you know, he's basically throwing his own intelligence agencies under the bus. And then now he's got to walk back and be like, oh, no, no.

What I meant to say was I really, really, really, really, really trust him. I just can't even believe that. It's like, that's the guy that we said did the thing. Well, I asked that guy. I asked him. And I mean, what? Is he just going to lie right to my face?

What the fuck? It's like, well, this guy maybe murdered someone. Well, no, I asked and he said he didn't. I asked him. I strenuously questioned him. I asked. He said no. So I don't know.

We got to start over. And the worst part is you can't even tell like, because they don't speak the same language. So the interpreter is the one who you're hearing it from. Right. So you can't even tell. You don't know what a lie sounds like in Russian. You have no idea. Yeah, that's a good point, right?

You know what I mean? You're just like, well, the guy who told me sounded like he was telling the truth. Well, he's not the guy who did it. He was very convincing when I didn't understand what he said. He just said there. Oh, my God. There was no collusion. Now, I have to say, I came back and I said, what is going on?

What's the big deal? So I got it. Nope. No, I already got. No, I the big deal? So I got it. Nope. No, I already got. No, I'm sorry. No, you didn't come back. You're on Air Force One. You never left communication with the world.

Yeah, it's this is he makes it sound like I showed up and like the world was just going nuts. And I was I was I didn't communicato. No, Air Force One is the Internet. They put the whole Internet in the back of the airplane. You don't even need to be on Air Force One to have internet in the sky. But I'm still just saying, you know, go, go in flight. You'll be fine.

They have it on Southwest. You can still post to Facebook and or Twitter while you're in the air, Prez. And he does all the time. He does. He makes it sound like, oh, I just, you know, I got back home. Completely unplugged. You know how the president should be. I like to kick my feet off,

turn my phone off for the night. Wakes up in the morning to a burning husk of the United States. Oh, she kept that ringer hot. Oh, do not disturb. They take that seriously at Verizon. Holy shit. He's done a lot

in the United States, man. Like nobody came up to him and was like, sir, those comments you made, they've really... None of his people? What the worst part is, is that there's nobody on his staff that could be like, hey, sir, you know those comments you made? They're

fucking stupid. I know, made? They're fucking stupid. You're an idiot. They're probably jumping out of the airplane. Committing suicide in the bathroom. They're breaking the thing, the fire alarm in there, and lighting themselves on fire like a Buddhist. It's like, fuck it. I want to immolate

myself so I don't have to be part of this anymore. It's the least painful way to get out of the administration. And I love that he said to start it out with no collusion because it's written huge on the side of his... They said they took a photo of it. It's spelled wrong. And it's like fucking Sarah Palin.

She's writing shit. The problem is Sarah Palin's hand isn't big enough for collusion. So you gotta put it on the paper. Next to him. What is happening in the world? This is our president. It's not even funny.

It's not funny. He can't smell what he didn't do. Oh, man. Oh, you fucking idiot. Oh, Jesus Christ. I'm a very good speller, the best speller. It's in the United

States. It's like in a marker. He seriously wrote it in a marker. He seriously wrote it in a marker. He did. He wrote it in Sharpie. This way the Democrats can't erase it. When you turn it over, it's got like Metallica on the front. I drew

the end with the lightning bolts at the bottom. He's got no collusion in the middle. He's got no collusion in the middle. It's Trapper King. Okay, there's still more of this, Tom. I've got to play it. I've got to play it. We haven't gotten to the heart of it. Okay, here we go.

Okay. Transcript I reviewed. I actually went out and reviewed a clip of an answer that I gave. and reviewed a clip of an answer that I gave. And I realized that there is a need for some clarification. It should have been obvious. I thought it would be obvious. Wait, wait, wait.

It was obvious. No, no. He's right. He's right. It was obvious. Oh, my God. I love that he has to preface his retraction with, you're too stupid to have understood what I said.

I just want you to know, if you didn't understand me before I clarify, it was your fault. He's gaslighting all of us. He's gaslighting all of us. What is happening, man? Oh, Jesus. Okay, this is President Trump. Okay. I would like to clarify, just in case it wasn't.

In a key sentence in my remarks, I said the word would instead of wouldn't. I don't know why that would make something unclear. That's weird. I used the opposite word to the word I intended to use. Super weird, man. So, Cecil, I was driving the other day and the light was red, so I went. And I meant... What I meant to do is

to stop because that's the opposite. And I caused a terrible accident. I killed seven people. That's so amazing. Yeah, I meant to say the exact opposite of what I actually said opposite and we played just a few moments ago yeah it does not sound that's not a mispeak even remotely no because the context around what he said supported the word would yeah also it's because he was standing next to putin who

would have kicked his ass right there putin would have been like oh Oh, you, you, Oh, Abso-fucking-lutely. I don't give a fuck that I'm in Helsinki. I will beat the hell sinking right out of you. You shitty old man. I'll throw, I keep a polar bear in my pocket. I will throw it at you right now. You know,

you remember when we were in the, before the election cycle? I do. Can I, can I pause and enjoy that moment? Go back. I love those memories. So do you remember though, that though, that there was constantly this,

and we were getting it on our Twitter feed all the time, and there's this constant word, cuck, that was thrown around. Cuck, cuck, cuck. And I figured out after watching this press conference why they loved that word so much. Because you look at those two on stage together. You look at President Trump and you look at President Putin and you see a guy who's in power and another guy who's ready to suck jizz out of whatever that guy just came in.

Right. Yep. And that's the difference between those two. He's just weak. Yeah. He's just weak and he's easily influenced. I wouldn't even mind if he was weak and easily influenced. If he had people around him, that could at least be a buffer to that. But he's so

fucking vain that he doesn't even go into that room with other people around him that can insulate him from being a fool and a weak person. Yeah, George W. Bush, right? W. Was a fucking goober of a weak person. Yeah. George W. Bush, right? W. Right.

Was a fucking goober of a human. Sure. He just was a fucking total goober. Yeah. Of a human being. But I don't think he was a coward. I really don't think he was a coward. I think he was wrong almost always, but I don't think he was a coward.

And he was surrounded by people that knew better. Yeah. They were also wrong. Yeah. But they knew better than he was. And so they wouldn't have put him in a room with Putin. Right. They wouldn't have put him in a room with just him.

Because they know he'd get his fucking lunch handed to him. So they'd just be like, look, we're just going to put fucking Condoleezza Rice in the room. And she'll fucking own Putin. Yeah. Right. She'll have a fucking high heel on his balls and be whipping the shit out of him. They're basically the same person. Are you me but like seriously like we go to real shambo for who is top she's always the top are you kidding me we both throw rock for three hours

neither one gives rock beats all she looks at him's like, I've been throwing fists for two hours. No, but, but like, like the, the idea is like, like, you know, he's so, such a fucking narcissist. Yeah. That that's what the problem is, right? He's going to say, oh, it wasn't, it wouldn't, it was would, it was wouldn't, you know, he fucked up. He knew what he was saying. He knew that he was agreeing with Putin. What he was doing was weaseling out of the question. The reporter asked a very direct question.

Will you in front of the world right now repudiate, you know, the election? Will you be a strong president? Right. And tell him, like, you know, I won't stand for that shit. And then he went to the fucking servers, went to fucking Hillary's fucking servers that nobody asked about. And that server shit, that's in the cloud. There's a reason they don't,

they don't just walk away with all of the cloud. Cecil, first, you don't know how cloud servers work. What you have to do is get on an airplane. He has Air Force One. That's true. You fly up to- Either that or you have kid Icarus wings and you flap your way up there.

But if you fly too close to the sun. Those clouds have servers in them. They do. That's why they're called cloud servers. Yeah. Sometimes it rains flying toasters. There's going to be people in the audience that are going to be like,

I don't understand what the flying toaster is. I don't understand what that is. I'm a hundred years old. What was the screensaver that that came with? After Dark was what it was called. Is that what it was called? After Dark. Now I want to play the rest of this because he does mention what he should have said.

So we want to give him the benefit of the doubt. The sentence should have been, I don't see any reason why I wouldn't or why it wouldn't be Russian. So just to repeat it, I said the word would instead of wouldn't. And the sentence should have been, and I thought I would be maybe a little bit unclear on the transcript or unclear on the actual video. The sentence should have been, i don't see any reason why it wouldn't be russia sort of a double negative so which is double negatives are standard when you're trying to speak clearly exactly a lot of us make

sure don't not use those voice because when you're with Putin, you're the voice, right? Yeah. Oh, my God. So how do you defend that? So what I what I want to say is I think there's a couple there's a lot of things going on in that press conference. And I think one of the major things that's happening in that press conference is. And this is what I just think, and I don't know if this is true. Yeah. All right. Yeah. But I think he's such a narcissistic shit that he can't separate in his own mind the difference between Russia meddling in an election and him winning the election. I totally agree.

So what he has to do is, he doesn't ever want to have an asterisk next to his victory. What he wants to have is, he wants to say to everybody, I won that shit fair and square. And instead, he always has to bring it back to collusion. Now, it doesn't have to go back to collusion all the time.

Collusion is a different thing. Totally different. Why? And it's very different. And even in the latest thing, when you were talking earlier, you said that they just indicted 13 or 12 Russians. And these are not. And I want to point out to those Twitter folks out there that are like, oh, those they just indicted 13 or 12 Russians. And these are not, and I want to point out to those Twitter folks out there that are like, oh, those were just Russian troll farms. These are military agents. These people that they just indicted, these are Russian intelligence

agency people. These are not just random Russians who happen to be in Russia who were just like, this is not Sergey seeing what he can do. Hey man, let's troll the United States. No, this is an active attack by the Russian government. These are people from the Russian government that are trying to do this. So I just wanted to say that to those people out there that were saying to us back in the day, oh, it's just they're just Russian troll farms or whatever. No, that's bullshit. These are actual Russian agents. So I want to point that out.

But with those people that they just indicted, they came out and there is no evidence of collusion yep at all with these people separate issue it's a separate separate issue but he can't stop on intertwining them because he is such a narcissist yeah that he thinks no matter what it's first off he doesn't maybe, I, maybe he doesn't understand. Maybe he's not smart enough to understand. I was going to ask you if you think, do you think he understands? I don't know that he understands, but I will say I, I, there is a part of me that thinks the reason why he's, he's not willing to push back on this Russia thing at all is because he, and you even heard him here, heard him say it at the beginning of this clip that I just played, where he said something like, and it had no effect on the election whatsoever. We don't know that, right? The United States people certainly don't know that.

Like the United States people have not been clued in at all as to what effect the Russian meddling, which has been suggested by every single intelligence agency in the United States, which at this point we could pretty much call a fact. Yeah. Right. Right. That has been suggested by every intelligence agency. We don't know the extent of that. The American people don't.

Now, maybe he does. Now, maybe he does. But like, can I can I say, like, it doesn't matter if it had no effect. It makes no difference if it had like if the russians dropped a bomb and it missed and it landed harmlessly in a cornfield in iowa they still dropped a bomb i know i agree you know like i agree like they're separate issues like you deal with the fact of an attack and like and then we deal with the effect of an attack. And then we deal with the effect of the attack. But the fact that a foreign nation is attacking us using a cyber warfare methodology that we can only assume will continue to happen and get more sophisticated.

There's a point where we... Because what occurs to me about this shit too, Cecil, is like, there were moments we didn't know this was happening. And now we know pieces of it. So what don't we know? Yeah. You know, we know that a foreign government is trying to actively influence how we think and what we think in order to meddle with our elections. What are we, what are we not uncovered? What are they going to do next time?

How are we going to stop them? Like, all those things matter. Like, the fact that you, like, if somebody breaks into your house to rob you, and your dog scares them away, they did not break into your house. They still broke into your house. Yeah, and I think,

regardless of what they did and how much they influenced influenced it how american politics are playing out right now is exactly what they wanted yeah i mean like yeah the effect of what happened is exactly what they want to sow dissent what they want a lot of it what they want is to sow dissent yeah and they have in many ways ways, created two very polarized sides, two sides that are very upset with each other. And so, yeah, I think that there's a level of, I think they kind of want. I think they kind of want already. You can't rewind the time on that. And the more transparent our government is about how much they have meddled is going to be very important to the American people to heal. That's going to be something that we're going to need to hear a level of, you know, how much they they interfered with the election.

I don't know that you'll ever get anything true out of this cabinet or the people that are working for. out of this cabinet or the people that are working for this administration. But I want to know how deep it went so that there's some way that we can move past it. Well, you know, the thing is that, like, the thing that we need to worry about is, like, this is not something that happened in the past. Yeah. No, it's

something that, like, everybody is saying is ongoing and continuing to get more sophisticated, not less. And recently Schiff and someone else tried to pass a law or pass a bill that said we need to fund more states being able to check into their elections and give more money to them to try to create more security. And then the Republicans bounced it. Which is unbelievable. Like we are not doing the things that we need to do to safeguard our fucking

democracy. And that's not building trust in the government. You know what I mean? Like once you've already lost that trust by having this happen, you need to rebuild that trust. You know, there's, I want to shift gears though for a second and talk a little bit about,

I posted something today about what if Obama had met with the Iranian, the Ali Khamenei, whatever his name is, for two hours in a closed room? Oh, are you serious? And this was another story that came out this week about when they asked Sarah Huckabee Sanders, they said, hey, Sarah, the president talked about working with their intelligence agency. Are you going to let them interrogate people in the United States? And Sarah Huckabee Sanders said they're going to talk about that. They're going to let the people who work for the Russian government to possibly interrogate. They're going to, that's on the table of things that they wanted. It's a conversation where they're willing to have.

They rolled that back to, by the way, I found out today they rolled that back to, you know, you gotta think they rolled it back. Cause smarter heads were like, you can't do that. You cannot turn our citizens over to a hostile foreign nation to be

interrogated, especially an ambassador. What are you fucking kidding? And I also said something like, what if Obama would have said, I'm considering letting Iranian intelligence officials interrogate United States citizens, right? What if he called, just like today, a tweet came out, what if he, like Trump, called the media the enemy of the people? What if he did any of those things? And the answer is it would have been an absolute uproar.

It would have been unbelievable. I mean, in fact, he probably would have been impeached on the spot for the— I thought he was going to get impeached for wearing a suit, the raw linen suit. Remember when he wore a linen suit? Yeah, absolutely. I mean, well, yeah, he wore a tan suit, he put mustard on something or whatever, and they were just going crazy about it. In any case,

it occurred to me, after I wrote it, that our weakness, the side that we're on, the left side, the liberal side, the progressive side, whatever you want to call it, our weakness is that we take hypocrisy seriously. We look at hypocrisy as a bad thing. We look at it and say, fuck, I was a hypocrite? Oh, I shouldn't be a hypocrite. And I realized that it doesn't matter at all.

It's, it very much matches the philosophy of their side to say, I don't care. I just don't care. They will like, you'll say, oh my God, you're such a fucking hypocrite. Here's what, here's what happened, you know, with Obama. And now you're looking, you know, right. Look at the golf thing, just the golf thing, right? How much they bitched about Obama golf and, oh, he's constantly on vacation. And this guy in one year golfs more than Obama did in four or something like that.

And, like, when you point that out, it just doesn't even register. They don't even care. It's whatever in the moment gets them the thing they need and then they don't care about consistency. They don't care about hypocrisy. Those things don't matter to them.

It's whatever is advantageous at this minute. And I feel like hypocrisy is our weakness. Like it's our weakness. It's a thing that we take seriously. And do you think we shouldn't do? I think it's just strategically. No, and I that we take seriously. Do you think we shouldn't? No, I think we should. And I think to be logically consistent and to value truth

and to value facts, you have to take hypocrisy seriously. You can't just throw that away. Let me ask you this. So, are we in, I mean, I know that was bandied about, but are we in a post-truth world? And when I say that, what I mean is are we in a world where truth just doesn't actually matter anymore?

Because I got to say, if strategically, truth does not make a difference, if truth is not something that we are going to decide culturally, socially, politically to value, I don't even know how to any of this anymore, but I am getting to the point where I think, yeah, I think we're in a post-truth

world. I think, and I'll tell you why. I had a conversation with a guy at work that I actually respect. He's a smart guy. He's a sharp. He follows politics. We come from different sides. We're definitely on different sides of the aisle in terms of our belief systems. But we have good conversations sometimes.

And we're having these conversations. And like at the end of the day, the feeling I got from the conversation was, yeah, I'll concede all of those points, but none of them matter. None of them matter because, you know, Trump is getting it done. And so, like, I wonder if we're in a place where we are utilitarian about the truth. The truth itself is something flexible we use in order to justify achieving a conclusion. A long black cock, long black cock. A long black cock, long black cock. This story is from CNN.

This takes place in Indonesia, specifically in the ASE region. It's Acha. Excuse region. It's Acha. Excuse you? It's Acha. Do you need a Kleenex? I know for sure. Do you really? I double checked.

This is in the Achu region of Indonesia. Bless you. Gay men and adulterers are publicly flogged. Now, 15 people, including five women, were punished with public caning for violating sharia law um in indonesia so it's funny because i was looking at this story you post this story

and i thought when did this happen like i i thought we totally covered something like this before it happened last may like yeah it absolutely we've covered this particular region doing this exact thing in the past almost a year ago last may it's like their anniversary like that it's anniversary honey can i get out the the whips and chains you know what you get can you imagine how it's like anal for my anniversary i got caught again i got caught again oh my god turns out every day is my anniversary so it's my analversary I got caught again. I got caught again. Oh my God. Turns out every day is my anniversary. So it's my analversary.

It's like, I just go. This is terrible. It's like, you're like, turn to her like halfway through. Like, so, uh, I mean like after, right? Like after we'll just say, I'll, I'll, I'll wash your back of blood. And then, I mean like after right like after we'll just say I'll wash your back of blood and then I mean we're not all lubed up for nothing

like I'm going to earn it now we're both going to earn it now they gotta be warming it up with the lashes they're warming it up I wonder if they like at least pulled their hair a little too you know like really can you imagine somebody gets into it they're like yeah he's getting ready to lash me.

He's strapping his ball down. He hands the guy his own. Here, I brought my own. Hold on, let me get my gimp suit. It's climbing in there. They put him in the box. They're like, 86, 87, and we're done. He's like, oh oh you're not done till i say you're done he runs off the stage and some dudes

this is this is but this is a terrible muslim country yeah it's a muslim and that because there it said four people were caned for being drunk, including a woman who received 27 lashes. Well, maybe it's alcohol. Maybe it's Maybelline. Terrible. I was going to make a very similar joke. You just beat me to it. But they're also caning people for being drunk.

So, you know, in their society, gay sex and drunkenness, they both deserve a good whooping. It's like they're walking around like, what harmless shit can we beat people for? What things don't involve me? Exactly. It's like, hey, you look like you're having fun one way or the other.

Let's stop that. Great society. It's because this particular province of Indonesia is very strict. And again, one of those moments in the globe where you look and you say, you know, and look, I know we're doing way worse things to people here in the United States than 87 lashes. When we lock somebody up for solitary confinement or whatever. Or for a third strike for the rest of their life when it was a pretty

minor thing. You know what I mean? We do awful shit here. I mean, we have the largest prison population of any westernized nation. We put children in cages at a border. You know, we do all kinds of crazy shit. So, I mean, I totally understand. We do awful

shit too. But we're doing that in the name of democracy. Not because adultery or gay sex or getting drunk somehow offends your God. You can't make a good democracy without breaking a few brown eggs.

That's how it works. Cage free. No, they're's how it works. Cage free. No, they're not actually. Not actually cage free. Are these immigrants free range? Not anymore. They're not. You're throwing a feed hat.

In the name of Jesus, we speak that. All right. This story comes from BuzzFeed News and also from the 80s, I think, because who's still that's the reason the only reason I grabbed this story. The bloodstains on the Shroud of Turin are probably fake, says forensics experts. Having solved all other problems in the world, we've returned to the Shroud of Turin. There's like a fucking rape kit, which still hasn't been analyzed somewhere out there. You know, it's true. And there's a forensic expert like examining the fucking blood stains on a fucking 12th century burlap sack.

But I mean, seriously, though, we have proven on this show time and time again that you could have a stack of fucking evidence. And people will just be like, shroud ofoud of Turin's Jesus cloth that he was wearing. You could tell, they could say, like, radiocarbon dating. Yeah, this guy was actually standing up when they painted it or whatever. It could be Dr. Seuss footie pajamas and somebody would be like,

yeah, Jesus was in there. That was Jesus. It's got... Yeah, it's got green eggs and ham on it. I mean, would you, could you on a cross? What I love is that they brought in a splatter expert. So Dexter's got Jesus tied saran wrap to a thing. Well, I know what you do to that fig tree, Jesus. Just getting ready to carve Jesus up for his own sick delights.

Just getting ready to carve Jesus up for his own sick delights. This is like, this is the most useless thing we've ever discovered that we had already fucking discovered. I know, right? Like nobody in the world was clamoring for this.

Even the fucking Catholic church doesn't consider this a relic. They consider it an icon. They're like, yeah. It's just something we like to look at. It's pretty. Whatever. It looks like blood. We love blood. This is just, we're like, yeah. It's just something we like to look at. It's pretty. Whatever. It looks like blood. We love blood.

This is just... We're a blood cult. It's not wrong. It's a cannibalism. It's a double negative, everybody. Well, I meant to say it's wrong. It depends on what your definition of is is. Lord, we

just asked it to be covered with the blood of Jesus. Open hearts, Lord, open hearts. Okay. This story is from the Idaho statesman.com, uh, charges,

man molested four girls over two decades. Wife prayed for his demon to leave him. She should have just left him or maybe called the police. I mean, like, you know, if you're going to talk to somebody, that's an authority.

Maybe, you know, if you're going to talk to somebody, that's an authority. Maybe do it with a telephone instead of your brain. I just wished real hard that they could in his general direction. I thought at the sky, man, I wish my husband would stop molesting those girls for 20 years. And it's ages

1 to 13. One? One's not even sporting for Christ's sake. They can barely toddle. You know what I mean? You gotta hold on to their hand already. They can't even get away. That's not the most dangerous game.

I fucking hate you. I don't want to do this show. They're already papoosed. They're just lying on the ground. We took a month off i want another month off i don't want this anymore i quit the show where's he seriously though like sexually abusing a one-year-old i mean really that's fucked up man that's fucking fucked up this whole story is super fucked up and the reason i grabbed this story is the is the

part of it where the the wife did the wife knew about this for 20 years. The wife knew about it. These are the worst crimes, right? This is just the worst crimes. This is the worst person, but the wife is just as bad. You can't know somebody did this for 20 years to four people. And then what do you get? You're thinking thoughts about how you wish.

You're wishing this didn't happen. You're trying to wish this away. We need to know wishes culture. We need to, we don't have a fucking wishing well to get rid of fucking murders. You're not throwing quarters in every time a fucking body washes up. Oh, no quarter back in the ocean.

I thought real hard about it. It could help that, you know, and it's, it's like, it's like your house is on fire and you're fucking praying to Poseidon. I don't know. Pick up the phone. It's like your house is on fire and you're fucking praying to Poseidon to bring it out. I don't know.

Pick up the phone. We have real people, human beings that you can contact and tell them when this shit is happening. Then those people are meant to deal with it. That is their job in this world is to deal with it. But, you know, I have to think that this the real reason this didn't get reported is because she didn't fucking to deal with it. But you know, I have to think that the real reason this didn't get reported is because she didn't fucking want to report it. It's because it's an excuse. It's just an excuse.

I prayed about it. That's her I would and wouldn't. Right? Exactly. It's just, yeah. I didn't want to do it. I didn't want to get my husband in trouble for diddling a one-year-old.

We need to get rid of all of these bullshit cultural get-out-of-jail-free cards. It's not here. Right. It's a get-into-jail card. She is going to go to jail. She's going to jail. I don't care how hard you prayed about it. Even in Idaho, she's a monster.

Think about that. And she's half the monster her husband is. Oh, right. Yeah. Her husband's a disgusting, disgusting person. They're just the worst possible people. One to thirteen. And this is a long period of abuse.

Twenty years. It's like it's always been the little women that caught the vision of giving beginning with Jesus himself out of their private means. Some of you little precious ones have that little grocery money, some of that little money set aside. Assure tonight the blessings of God on your family by giving it to God and speaking that.

Say it, God, this is for blessings on my family. This is fucked up, dude. This is from CBS Miami. This is the wrongest shit ever. This is so fucked. Police. Church officials stole more than $125,000

including funds for kids feeding programs. That's so fucked up. Do you remember? And I don't know if you're going to remember this. This is going to probably even date you. Okay.

But on Tom and Jerry years and years ago, there was a cartoon where this cobbler is getting ready to go to bed. And he sees these seven little birds on a twig outside and he tears up his last piece of bread and he throws it out to those birds and they turn out to be elves. They eat the, the bread and then they come in and they fix all his shoes for him. And the next day he wakes up and he has all these shoes.

And the whole cartoon is these elves, you know, comically fixing all the shoes. Okay. Yeah. But the moral is, you know, you give. You give. Right. Right.

I think there's an alternative out there. Well, we are in a bizarro universe now. This guy looks out the window and sees seven birds feasting on a piece of bread and the shoes. It takes the bread. And then what you hope happens is, is those birds come back with a lead pipe and beat him to death. He's still $27,000 from a fund for feeding for needy children. You're the worst person in the world. It's like

somebody Scrooge McDucking in the Make-A-Wish fund. I'm just feeling like, this is all mine now. It's unbelievable. It seriously is like, it's just poking holes in people's chemo bag. It's just like, we've replaced your regular chemo with this saline solution.

Let's see if they notice. Let's just slowly die. I don't feel better. The shadow is going to feel good. How do you steal from hungry children? You can't think of anyone else to steal from. There's no like, like this is like the most hood robbing guy ever. Go down to the border and at least steal cages from the kids.

$100,000. Oh, gosh. What a moral upstanding. $100,000 in a month and $27,000 of it from a fund. And like, let's be clear, he was hired to administrate this program.

It's not like he's like, I just took some money out of the bank and it was from the account marked. No, this was a guy who's like, oh, hi, I would like to meet your hungry kids. And then I would like to look them in the eye and be like, we're out of money. Nom, nom,

nom. I'm driving away in my Tesla covered in lobsters. Sorry. We ran out of money. Can I have even one? It's no, you know, it's,

it's so funny because all we have to do to find the very worst people is to, you know, like we just scroll through some of these ultra religious, the people who claim to be the most. It's the easiest thing in the world to find stories for this show, my friend. The most ethical. And you find the very worst. Do you know what I've stopped including ever in our show notes?

Because it's actually gotten to the point where it's too numerous to be interesting to talk about. It's all the fucking priests and pastors who diddle people. Yeah, right. I never include them. There's 10 a week. Yeah. That I never even include in our show notes. Yeah, because you find out about 10 of them at least. It's constant. It's constant.

But very rarely do they actually steal from the Hungry Children Foundation. I hope he slapped the kids in the face on the way out. He's just like, as he's going out. And they're like, but I'm so hungry. He's just like, whack. It's like hiring the fucking Joker. Right, exactly. You hired a psychopath.

Well, we'll just get this fox for this hen house. You want answers? I think I'm entitled. You want answers. I want the truth. You can't handle the truth. This story is from Right Wing Watch. Liz Crokin from her kitchen.

Trump confirmed the existence of a video showing Hillary Clinton torturing a child. Wow. Would that be news if that happened? I came back from Colorado for this. Guys, this is fucking amazing. This is amazing. This is a little long, but but this is liz and she's talking to sheila zielinski so with the amount of crazy in this all you need is april covey to see him in you got it speaking of straight out of the pit of hell it was you that reported this

i'm all out of even stuff. Welcome back from vacation, buddy. So I'm not sure if you saw this or if you vetted it through a credible source, but I understand that there is a video circulating on the dark web of said person eating the face of a child as horrific as... Let me tell you, though. Nom, nom, nom, nom, nom. If you cook it right. the face of a child is horrific. Let me tell you, though. Nom, nom, nom, nom, nom. If you cook it right, the face of a child, the cheeks, the best.

Especially one of those fat cheek babies. Are you kidding me? So good. Those little chunky cheeks on them. So good. Oh, gosh. You've got to imagine. You cook that nice and slow.

You braise that cheek because they're so busy. You know, pucker in their mouth. That's got to be some nice, you know, some nice meat that's been worked a lot. And then that fat from the cheek just melts right in there. That subcutaneous fat. Good marbling. It just falls right off the skull. So good.

And maybe she did it while the kid was still alive. Just biting his face off. I love that there's like this video. It just eats his face like an apple. Just like... Nobody has teeth like that. You can't just walk into an animal, like any animal's back. Bite it

and take a piece with you. No, that's not true. Hillary filed her teeth into devil points. She looks like the Hessian from Sleepy Hollow. She's like Christopher Walken. Dude, I was, no shit. I was at a Nine Inch Nails concert when I was a teenager

and these girls who I was in the shit. I was at a Nine Inch Nails concert when I was a teenager. And these girls who I was in the lawn seats, and these girls like in the, like, you know, it's not seats, but like just in the lawn. Yeah, just sitting, yeah. In front of us, they had filed their fucking teeth into points. Like their front four teeth into like pointy pointersons. Yeah, it was the craziest.

I was like, I was maybe 18, 19, and I'm like, ooh, girls. And they're like smiling. I'm like, ah, girls. They were like, I'm going to pass on the oral. Right? Well, I mean, no, yeah, pass. You're thinking, you're like, okay, maybe wear a chain mail condom. Prevent slashing.

It looked fucking crazy. It looked fucking crazy. It looked fucking crazy. I bet you they could eat a baby's face. Or probably grandma's. They're like, grandma, why do you have a file down teeth? I always wondered that.

I always wondered that about like, you know, like when people do like Like the extreme body modification stuff, it's like they put like seven extra vertebrae in their back or whatever. And they're just like, uh, seven extra vertebrae. They just get like long floppy heads. They're like giraffe people.

It's like, you know what I mean? Like, that's people, people just like do all kinds of crazy shit like you can burst my spine this giant hula hoop that I walk around with for the rest of my life I can't actually sit in a chair

cause I just got a fucking hula hoop on my body there was Haley and I were I don't remember how we stumbled across it we stumbled across this thing about these guys who like split their dick into like a plan area. Those are the worst.

That's the worst. And they do that shit at home. Like, because yeah, cause I was going to do that for you. So clinic to go to, there has to be like, it's like dick spit.

Gotta call them and set up an appointment. So here's what I like you to do. What the fuck? But there has to be a moment. Every doctor in the world is just like, you're a crazy person. We're never doing that. How do you like, you got like a new party. You're like, all right, now here's the, here's the thing about my dick.

Don't freak out. But I'm going to take my pants off. It looks like I put a hot dog in the microwave. I got a ballpark. It's just explodey at the end. It's hot. That's hot. Can you bring a friend?

Because it curves on both ends. I don't know. No, don't bring a friend. I'm embarrassed by it. I'm terrified of it. I'm terrified of it. I ruined that. I can't even take a shower that close to my eyes.

I know it says no regerts, but I meant regerts. What I meant was regerts. I meant regerts. I so meant regards. Oh, we only fucking 10 seconds for this trip. We got to keep going.

That is to even think about. Put this to bed for us. Does this video exist? So, yes. So, no. It doesn't. First off, no. No one's ever seen it.

No. Also, you asked her if she vetted something. And you asked her, Sheila, out loud. Yeah, well, I read it anonymously on the internet, so that's pretty much the same thing. It's like the same thing. I went to 4chan, guys. There are videos that prove that Hillary Clinton is involved in child sex trafficking and pedophilia.

That, I have sources that have told me that. I trust these sources. So there is evidence that exists that proves that she's involved in this. That's not evidence. That's not, that's not what evidence is. That's not how that word is. Liz, what evidence means.

Let's see if we can break this down for Liz. So if you saw it, yes, or what else would be considered evidence? Uh, the video itself. The video, having the video in your possession. It was forensically analyzed to make sure it wasn't doctored.

Yeah, that would be good. A missing baby's face, a baby with no face. Would we accept somebody else's word that they saw it? No, I would not accept hearsay. Yeah. Like I don't think that's not. You don't think you would accept hearsay? Yeah.

No, I would object to that. I would object and say, hearsay. What if it was somebody very important, though? Like, let's say... Like an authority? Like on the National Council, like a congressperson or something. Would you accept that authority? Would you say...

Is it one person? I don't know. No. I'm thinking of a hypothetical. Yeah, no. No? No. But if, say, the council saw it, like an entire national council,

you would accept it then. Right. Because the more people at a certain, when people rise to a certain level where the stakes are high enough for them to lie, and then you get enough of them together. That's a good point, right? Then now the credibility.

It's the risk of lying about something. Right. Because there's no risk for Liz Croken to lie about this. Right. She can lie about this all day. And the people that are talking to Liz, there's even less risk for them because they're anonymous. Right. Yeah.

So there's zero risk of anonymous people lying. Right. But if an entire ethics council saw it. Sure. Yeah. Then there's something. Yeah, of course. And you never saw it. Right. I don't. Plenty of shit I haven't seen. I don it? Sure. Yeah. Then there's something. Yeah, of course, yeah. And you never saw it.

Right. I don't, you know, plenty of shit I haven't seen. I don't see everything, yeah. We have True Pundit, actually, two years ago, that says that there was a video found

on Anthony Weiner's computer that shows Hillary Clinton and Uma involved in molesting a child or children. Two years ago? Wow. Well, geez, man. How long has that dial-up modem been running to try to upload that to the internet?

It's because, I'll tell you what, you want to see his sexts. You can see those. You can see those, right? You could probably see a blurry dick pic that he sent. That's mine. Yeah, sorry. No.

Again, I didn't mean to send that to you no there's i meant to send that to you there's way more pixels on his name is wiener i blur out my whole left leg just says his name is wiener but no like he just has to blur out his whole body every pic's a dick pic oh god damn it where am i japan but it basically if it's been around for that long where the fuck is it you know what i mean like you can't be like two years ago this random person or internet account or whoever she's talking about had a anthony wiener's, somehow that became unsecured for you. Cecil, it's on the dark web.

Journalists can't access the dark web, first of all. I don't know if you know that. It's like if you're a cop, you have to say so. If you're a journalist, it says, like, welcome to the dark web sign-in page. We know that you can only

post obscene and graphic images on the dark web sign-in page. And we know that you can only post obscene and graphic images on the dark web. The regular internet doesn't have that. That is a clean rating. G-rated. The regular internet. It's PG-13 because I have seen people say hack before. And side boob. Yes. You can see the occasional side boob.

I check out Rhiannon's page all the time. On many, many other horrific videos. On a file called Life Insurance on Anthony Weiner's laptop. I believe with all my heart that this is true. Okay, well, great. Good for you. Believe as hard as you can in one hand and shit in the other.

Did you know that I actually believe that if you drink gummy bear juice, then you can bounce here and there and everywhere. I will tell you right now. Is there worry gummy bear juice, then you can bounce here and there and everywhere. I will tell you right now, if there were a gummy bear juice, tell me you wouldn't do shooters of gummy bear juice. Oh, are you kidding me? Oh my God. It'd be all I did.

I would fucking freebase gummy bears. Are you kidding me? Fucking put them in a crack pipe. If there were real gummy bears from which I had to squeeze the juice. Oh my god, I would kill them in a second. Are you kidding me? I would name them. I would raise them. I would send them to school and love

them. And then I would put them in a fucking citrus reamer and drink their delicious leavings. Stuffing them in a sausage cracker. Just like... It's time to get in there. He got little cute names for him. Like Captain Peaches or whatever.

Time to get in, buddy. I would rape him beneath their face. That's what I would say. Like Hillary Clinton does to kids. To babies. Idiot. I have sources. Like Hillary Clinton does to babies. I have sources that have told me that this is true. Now, there have been rumors, you know, that in the video, they're filleting

some kid's face. You know, the kid is just like, what's happening? Laying there, just chilling, you know, just hanging out. Just being a kid, you know just hanging out just being a kid you know regular kid stuff it's how hard would that be it just seems like a lot of work it's like oh you know you could just go to a butcher shop and buy literally any cut of the animal that you want, but instead they're like, you know what?

I really have a taste for tonight. Baby face? Oh, the musician? No. No. The actual face of the baby. I woke up crazily with a taste for baby face and a baby face song

stuck in my head. It's like an earworm and a mouth worm. I've got the hunger. I have to convince a couple who love this thing more than anything in the world that you want it so you can cut its face off. Well, okay. Yeah, it sounds hard

to do, but if you were a liberal couple or you kidnapped it in the middle of the night like some witch in Same thing. In some Scandinavian folklore. Yeah, I guess so. What if you let the right one in? One would argue that it's the wrong

one. I don't know the details of what's in the video. That could be true. Who cares what you have to say? I have sources that don't tell me the details of the thing. I believe you didn't ask, but I believe it with all my heart.

I believe with all my heart, some unspecified information. Nothing would surprise me with these people. Nothing would surprise me. The more evil and horrific the act, the better high these people get. These people thrive off of terror. They thrive off of fear. They thrive off of fear.

They thrive off of hurting other people. So the more horrific things that they can do to children, to them, the better. I don't know the details of the tape, but I do know it exists. Think about that. Think about that.

I know this thing that I don't know. I don't know what's in it. I know that somewhere out there, there's a mystery box, guys. And we haven't opened the mystery box, but there could be a cat in there. And I don't know if the cat's alive or not. It could be simultaneously alive and dead.

It's a whole thing. It's Schrodinger's kid's face. I don't even know. Another reason why I'm very confident that this tape exists. True Pundit talked about this in 2016 about this tape. And I believe it was this story that General

Flynn retweeted. That's why the deep state, the cabal, went after General Flynn. Because General Flynn and his son were exposing Pizzagate. Okay? So... Oh, here we go, buddy. Pizzagate. Take it away. A guy who's probably one of the most powerful people in the United States

retweets something. And then the deep state goes after him because he retweets it. Not that he had inappropriate contact with a foreign government that he didn't disclose. Not that. No, that would not be.

Not for the actual reason he was let go. Right. Not for the bullshit, even bullshit reason that Pence said he was let go, which was he lied to the president. Right. Not for those reasons. No. Not for even the reason that the administration is even telling you. No.

It's all because the administration is the deep state i i don't think that we are in a place in american politics where tweeting the wrong thing is now a bad thing yeah right where that's going to get you in trouble you could tweet we at this point i think it's pretty well established we can tweet anything yeah like like and the president has retweeted people that have been like white supremacists. It doesn't matter. No big deal. Doesn't matter. Literally doesn't matter.

Makes no difference. Oh, the deep state has done a lot of stories this year and last year, too, talking about how, oh, if a tape comes out showing that Hillary Clinton is involved, you know, in a sexual act with a child or whatever. It's fake. And the fake news is horrible. I've never seen that story. I've literally never heard that story. Nobody's ever heard that story. I will say though, if that tape comes out, first person I'm sending it to is

Captain Disillusionment. I'm going to send it to him and I'm going to be like, take a look at this tape. Because you can fuck it. That's the kind of guy who, if you've never seen seen his shows we've been to a couple conferences with captains nice guy and if you've never seen his youtube channel the shit that that guy can dissect on there is fucking amazing so i would be like tell me if that's real tell me if that's actually but the problem is is what's going to happen is it're going to fucking, if they ever produce a video, it looks like some kid did it on

MS Paint. It's going to be like, I am Hillary Clinton and it's going to be spelled wrong. With a backwards R or something. You know what I mean? Like, seriously, it's going to be so bad and so comical. I can has rape baby. It's going to look like fucking, you know,

like the 1990s Dungeons and Dragons movie. We're just like, come on, man. Like, that's the most green screen shit I've ever seen. All of your baby art belong to us. No, not all of it. Just the face. Just the face. Mark always talks about Trump's fake news.

It's Satan's frequency. And he's right about that. But as a journalist, it's really beneficial for me to watch the fake news. Did she call herself a journalist? She just defined... That's the most egregious thing that's been said. Like, I can believe that Hillary has eaten the face off a baby before

I believe she's a journalist. And to read the fake news articles, because based off of what lies they report, I can tell what they're afraid of. I can tell what's really going on behind the scenes. So the fact that they are saying almost... As a journalist, I infer my facts.

I infer my facts. I think we're in a place now where truth is something that is deemed... Something is true if it's useful, right? I think we're in a place where for a lot of people, what matters most about something is whether

it's useful, not whether it's true. And that scares the shit out of me. I wonder too, I don't know if this is going to be on the show, but I wonder, too, if, you know, the democratization of technology, allowing people to have a voice that might not be ethical with that voice is our downfall. The Alex Joneses, the Liz Crokens, the Dave Daubermeyers, the all the people that have the their voice out there just as much as we do. But they're not ethical people.

They don't care. They want to hurt other people. They want they want to they want to subjugate other people. I'm not sure you're wrong at all about that. The cheapness of microphones, the cheapness of wave files and sending them over the internet has made this the democratization of everyone's voice. And it's flooded with unethical people. And stupid people. I think it's unethical and stupid people. I think it's unethical and stupid people. And as big a problem as that is, it's the flooding itself which sends a message that all opinions are worth having and hearing. And now we don't know how to distinguish between those opinions that are to be valued and considered and thoughtful. And how do we separate that voice

from the rest of the screaming from the noise it's all a cacophony of of equivalence yeah but it's not equivalent yeah and it's never been equivalent but like like you said like when you democratize that you create a false equivalent you the level. And now everybody is dumber as a fucking result of this. And to be honest, what used to keep people out of that was the, you know, you'd have a... It was expensive.

It was expensive and you had a broadcast company that wanted to make sure they put the very best product out there. Well, and like, you went to school to learn how to do it. Like, there were a lot of gates in your way in order to be a voice. And that's not to say

there weren't a lot of shitty voices. There were. Sure. But there were less voices. The message wasn't everybody's voice is equal. Every opinion should be heard. Even when radio was around,

Art Bell wasn't on at one o'clock in the afternoon. Right. Art Bell was on at midnight. Yeah. Because he was a crazy person. Like, I remember, like, I had this, I had this, I'll never forget. And I've probably told this story a hundred times.

I don't care. I had this, I had this professor in a literature class and we were talking about what something meant and, and there was a disagreement. And he said, is everybody's opinion equally valid? Raise your hand if you think everybody's opinions. And I did not. And a lot of people raised their hands. And he said, then what do you need me for?

What are they paying me for? And he's right. All opinions are not worth hearing. All opinions are not equal. All opinions shouldn't have the same currency in the marketplace of ideas. But like, we've lost that. We've lost the ability to decide, discern,

and to differentiate between them. There's no difference on Twitter, right? Yeah. I mean, there's no difference in the comment section on the New York times website. You'll get a blue check Mark just because you have a certain number of followers and you can say you're a person,

right? Like it does. The blue check Mark doesn't mean you're more, it doesn't mean that you vetted your sources. That's thoughtful. Absolutely not. No, I look. There's nothing. I look, I look through some of these like the tweets because I look at Donald Trump's tweets and then I'll look through at the ones that are positive.

Like so they will be like, yeah, way to go, Donald. You're amazing, whatever. Stroke it on my face. And then I'll go click on theirs and start reading through their tweets. And I'm just blown away by like the lack of just knowing things. Just, I mean, just knowing things. You're just like, well, that's not true. I mean, it's like demonstrably not true or they'll say something.

And it's as crazy, easily as crazy as what Liz Croken says. But like if we're at a place where they have like 75,000 followers. Right. And the thing is like there will be people who will point to that 75,000 followers and say, then that means that that is valuable, right? It's a valuable. There's a currency attached to how loud your voice is. Yeah. And we can measure it.

Yeah. And that's how truth is decided. Yeah. I will say that that's the thing that worries me is that are we ever going to be able to pull out of that? I don't know. Are we ever going to be able

to pull out of that and be like, where people are finally going to be like, and I think, you know, you're shaking your head, but I do think that the younger generation

doesn't give a fuck and they start looking at stuff like that and I don't think that they, I don't think that. Dude, I hope so. I think the younger generation is smarter than we are.

Oh God, I hope so. I think the younger generation is much smarter than we are. Nothing in the world would make me happier than to know that. And I don't think that they, I don't think I hope so. I think the younger generation is smarter than we are. Oh God. I hope so. I younger generation, nothing in the world would make me happier than I think. I think the younger generation is pulling out of all these social media accounts. They're not doing that. They're not doing what we were doing. Yeah. Um, they're not suckered in by it and they don't, they don't find these voices valuable. Um, I don't know where they're going to find their news, but I know but I know that that is on the decline for young people and so many more people even in our bracket are walking away from that shit because like you can't ironically

you find this shit all over like the social media you read these things like I read a story it's not even in our notes I read a story that like there was and it wasn't one or two it was several dozen like twitter handles and social media accounts were created that were specifically created by Russians trying to influence elections. That were made to look like local media sources.

And what they did is they kept posting real stories to build credibility. To build credibility. To build trust. So they built like years worth of credibility under the name of like at Real Chicago News or like whatever it was in order to sound like a local newspaper and a local news source because they understood that people trust local more than they trust the big national stuff. Like this shit is sophisticated.

Yeah, absolutely. You know? Yeah. And like, I do think like at some point, our ability to like, it used to be easy, right. You'd look for the word ad or sponsor, and then you just throw that away with your eyes. Just, nope.

Advertisement section, you throw that away with your eyes. You could figure that out. You can't sort... I cannot, you cannot, we cannot reliably sort through this stuff anymore. You can't. Because it's too easy to digitally counterfeit.

I think you can. You just have to really vet your news to the main news organizations that have been around forever. BBC, NPR, New York Times, Washington Post. You can even go Fox News, whatever. Those things, those places will lead you to good news.

The rest of it, you've got to be very, very good. You've got to know it's the Joliet Herald news, right? You got to know that that's your paper because if it says Joliet news Herald and it has all the same stories and all the obituaries from your uncle that died and all the rest of it, cause that's what they're doing. Yeah. And you've got two, three years and it all looked legitimate.

Yeah. And then they post something about... Yeah. Right. You got to be careful. And that's literally what they're doing. You got to be careful. Yeah.

It's fucking... That shit scares the hell out of me, man. Yeah. Well, I think that, you know, there used to be a rule... And now I'm talking on my ass here because this is something that I heard. So again, I don't know that it's as true.

It's something I vaguely remember. That there used to be a rule about reporting in the United States where there was some level of you had like the commentary and the editorialist stuff was not. There was some sort of ruling Congress about this that they took away. And then they started doing the 24- hour news cycle and things like that. They might have to reinstate something that identifies editorializing versus reporting that, and that says that media outlets need to have like, you know,

like where they do on, on Twitter with a blue check mark to be verified media outlet has to be verified before you can, you know, before you can be a media out, we need to get to something approaching that, right? We have got to. Yeah. Because if there is no regulation at all. Sure. And we're using these platforms to gain access to news. Sure. The credibility of these sources is too easy to mimic. Absolutely. Yeah. And we, and it's not

speculation. Like we keep catching these guys doing it. We know they're mimicking it. Right. Yeah. We know that they're doing it. That shit does scare me. Yeah, for sure. That's fucked up. So we're going to have to do our patrons next week. We didn't have time this week to collate our patrons. We're going to put together a huge, long list of patrons. If you haven't

heard your name yet, you will. Very soon. And we love you. We love you, but we just didn't have a chance tonight because of my coming back and also doing other work for other podcasts. So we had to skip that out, but we'll have them next

week for sure. We got an image from Aaron and this is an image of Trump building his own wall. We're going to put it on this week's show notes. This is episode 425. We also got another image from Republican Jesus from Aaron, and we're going to put this. This one made me laugh out loud.

It's going to be on this week's show notes, so check it out. We wanted to mention a couple of people. Nick and Chris both wound up getting a lot of great stuff from adamandeve.com, Tom, because adamandeve.com gives people free stuff when they use Glory at checkout. It does. 50% off

almost any item. You get free gifts. You get a free sex swing. You get free shipping. Adam and Chris like it. You should like it, too. They both like it. Or is it Nick? It's Nick. Nick and Chris. Adam and Eve like it, too. Adam it too both like it or is it nick it's nick and chris adam and eve like it too adam they're pro you get fig leaves apples but but uh nick said he saved over 14 bucks plus free shipping on his order of two cock ring sets and lube so you're gonna need if you got two cock ring sets you're gonna try to put on there i can't even fit two

cock rings jesus christ how big is that thing? I just use the milk jug ring and I twist it in half. Ah, the milk jug thing. I like that. It's got those grippers. The teeth or something. Yeah. Those are not good. That keeps it exciting. It's like eating a kid's face. But we wanted to mention adamandeve.com. You can go to adamandeve.com

and enter glory at checkout and get all of those free things, free shipping, and free sex swing. I don't feel good about this. We're going to have to put a link on this week's show notes. There's a bunch... Oh, that's so disgusting. There's a bunch... Eater wound up putting Trump's

face on a bunch of different foods. The spam one is not okay. It's just foul. It's just gross. But don't check it out. Aaron sent it in. We'll put a link on this week's show notes. Tom, we got a message. This one is from AC.

And AC says that they were listening to an episode where we talked about Justin Lookadoo? I forgot about that guy. Do you remember that guy? The guy with the frosted spike tip hair? Yeah. He had the rules? Yeah, he had all these rules on like how to not get fucked. Otherwise, you'll had the rules. Yeah. He had all these rules on like, yeah. How to not get fucked. Yeah. Otherwise you'll be the worst.

Yeah. How to be celibate and like have a promise ring with your dad. But it says, I want to read this. This is a couple of interesting things. I learned when a woman, maybe men too. I'm not sure.

It was never clear. Loses her virginity. She becomes a used. I got to say though, she becomes a used cop. I got to say, though, like, always buy used. You want someone else to take that big depreciation first. Yeah, a couple of miles on that thing. Yeah, I'm not talking

like, you know, you don't buy over 100,000 miles, but you know, you want someone else to break that thing in a little. I will say, I will have fewer choices later on, and 100,000 miles might look pretty good. I don't know. I might just be like, 100,000 miles? Plus you might get some

nice aftermarket add-ons. You never know. You definitely have to sign that agreement that says as is. I'm just saying everybody gets fucked when you buy new. Honey, why do you have a tattoo that says buyer beware? Just saying everybody gets fucked when you buy. Why do you have a tattoo that says buyer beware? So I'm not going to mention all the patrons,

but I am going to mention happy birthday. 21st birthday to Trent. We wanted to get in a message while we were on vacation or actually right before I went on vacation to wish Trent a happy birthday on the July 3rd. We didn't get a chance to do that, but we wanted to mention Trent, happy birthday. Your girlfriend Kayla wants to wish you a happy birthday. So this was sent to us by Kelsey and Kelsey sent us a message about the Arizona prescription Walgreens.

They were not giving out. They refused to give a prescription out for something that could induce a miscarriage or day after pill. And one of the things that's in this from Kelsey says, I've been personally humiliated by a male pharmacist who told me, luckily, birth control isn't real medicine that you need after having a breakdown in front of them because their insurance wouldn't cover it. What an unbelievable experience that has to be to look somebody in the face that you're, you know what I mean? Like, and that's just a nobody to you. You're just a person who does a job, right? Just like all the rest of us, man. You don't get to

fucking make some kind of high and mighty decision. The high and mighty decision you get to make as a person who does that work is to quit. That's the high and mighty fucking decision. If you can't fucking ethically do it, don't fucking do it. If you're a vegan, you're not going to be shooting a fucking, like a fucking bolt through the fucking cranium

of a fucking pig to kill it. You're going to choose another profession. So the same thing goes here, man. Don't fucking cry. Don't bitch. Don't moan. If you don't like another profession. So the same thing goes here, man. Don't fucking cry. Don't bitch. Don't moan. If you don't like it and that's the job you got, go do a different fucking job. That's you.

That's on you. That's not on anybody else. And that bullshit when they're like, that's like walking in and being like, you know what? I don't give fucking, I don't give hamburgers to people over 200 pounds. Yeah, right. You know, go fuck yourself. You know what I mean? I want to eat myself to death.

It's like leaving Las Vegas, but with Big Macs. I'm actually going to do it with red bites. That's mine. It takes longer. It's like leaving Las Vegas. You're just pouring it. We got a video and this video is amazing. Jennifer sent this video and Tom. I love this. This is a

Space Force song. Space Force! And it's very similar. Yeah, I Tom. I love this. This is a Space Force song. Space Force! And it's very similar. I know. I love it. It's great. So we're going to post it on this week's show.

We're going to have that, by the way. Do you see that? He declared Space Force is going to happen now. So that's the world we live in again. We got an interesting

computer-generated voice clip. This is from Morton. Come and see some. Come and see some. In the glory hole generated voice clip. This is from Morton. It feels like the beginning of like Legend of Zelda. That is like 8-bit sound. It is crazy. But very funny. Oh, I love this next one.

We're going to put this clip on this week's show notes. Tom, this is so funny. I love this. This is a Batman clip. Yeah. This brought back memories for you and I. Yeah, totally. Both of us used to watch the Adam West Batman. I loved it. I forgot just how great it was until we watched this one-minute clip.

This one-minute clip, we're going to put it on this week's show notes. Check it out. It's funny because Mike says, I found this clip of Alex Jones and Liz Crokin's research team, and when you hear the way they talk about who's responsible for these crimes, it's not that similar.

It's not that far off. It's really kind of amazing, but check out this clip. It's a very short clip of a Batman from Adam West. Batman, which is very funny. This is funny. Dennis from Denmark says, after we were talking to Thomas about abortions and sewers, he says he started thinking about entire communities that form sewer babies down there. Attacking anything that comes down there like the old sewer alligators. They're just all going around

town with no face. Faceless sewer babies. Because Hillary Clinton bit all their faces. All like muscular like Skeletor. We got from Eric we got this clip and we've, we've been sent this many times.

We're going to post on this week show notes, but we've been sent this many, many times. It's a wrapping for Jesus. I think it's a satire. I think it is too. But I don't know. But I'm going to post that on this week show notes.

We get this all the time. All the time. This like, just like the glory hole church or whatever. People send this to us all the time. We're going to post on this week's show notes so we can at least refer people to it. You know, I want to mention this, Tom. I'm going to let you read the one important part of this.

This is from Sergeant Nicholas. And Sergeant Nicholas sent this. And, you know, he's talking about Alex Jones. Basically, the entire tenor of the email is that, you know, like Alex Jones keeps saying how great like army people are smart or whatever. He's like, hasn't been my experience. But I want you to read this particular sentence, which struck us both. This is great. He says, first off, if Obama is the son of Satan, then that would be the shit.

And I would love him even more than I do now because that is gangsta as fuck. That's true. That's fuck. That's true. That's great. That is true. Satan is OG. So we got a message. This is an interesting message from Thomas. And Thomas wanted us to sort of talk a little bit.

We had said, you know, if you want to meet people, you want to be a better person to sort of attract another, attract a mate. We were talking about insoles at the time. do things to make yourself more attractive right do things you know make yourself you know learn things uh you know work out you know be nice you know there's a lot of other things that you there's things that you can do to make yourself more attractive um for the opposite sex um but thomas says you work, I'm busy and it's hard to meet

people and sort of a little social, a little lonely. How do I go about that sort of thing? And to be honest, my advice to you, and this is because I'm a married man for at this point now, uh, 18 years. And so I would say my advice is go back in time, 18 years and then no, but, but seriously, my, my, my real advice would be get a hobby, like, because hobbies, hobbies are a point of connection with other human beings. And so whether that's cosplay or that's, you know, hobbies are a point of connection with other human beings. And so whether that's cosplay or that's, you know, a book club or whatever that, you know, there's a million hobbies out there. Find something you're interested in. And when you're genuinely interested in something and someone else is genuinely interested in

something, you will find some connection. So that's my suggestion is find a hobby. There's always certain, there's always people to talk to in that hobby. You know, even people that are, that, that play video games all the time, wind up getting married to other people who play video games all the time. Yeah. I was going to say the same thing. Like you just have to go out and engage the world socially, like as awkward as that may be. So if like, if just being social on its own is difficult, and I can see how it could be. Absolutely, yeah. It would be for me.

Don't worry about being social. Just do things you love doing that have a social component to them. And then necessarily over time, you will meet other people. Yeah. So I want to play this. Now, I was set in June.

I was going to recall the call to prayer,. I was set in June. I was going to recall the call to prayer. I totally forget. Now that we have a person on it, I'm going to have him remind us for next year. Ramadan is when we're going to do it. We missed Ramadan this year. I was too busy fasting. We're going to do a month of call to prayer.

Send in your calls to prayer. We're going to kick it off with Elvis. Ramadan always goes by so fast. Elvis did one. So, so here we go. This is Elvis. And actually it's very, very funny.

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We're going to get killed for doing this. Yeah, got to bring the gun to the studio. Thank you, Elvis. So send in your calls to prayer. I will be playing them for the next couple weeks. But you only have a couple weeks to send them in. And then I'm going to stop playing them. the next couple of weeks. But you only have a couple of weeks to send them in. And then I'm going to stop playing them. So we get a message. This is from,

this is from Catherine. Catherine works at a local secular food pantry. And basically they pull up and in front of their business is a 20 to 30 pound bucket from Jim Baker. It's basically a Jim Baker bucket. And she's kind of excited. First, she's like, oh, God, it's BS, Jim Baker, whatever.

Then she's like, you know, actually, there may be some stuff in here. Yeah. I could feed a lot of people. Right. Then she says, these fucking people took all the viable packaged food out of the bucket and filled it with unpackaged, unlabeled rice. What assholes. Basically, she had to throw it away because you're just like, I have no idea. Like, there can be fucking like there could be rice and ricin in here.

Who the fuck knows, you know? Undifferentiated food? Not even for... No. That's hilarious. Somebody buys a baker bucket and then fills it with rice. It's so funny because the baker bucket

was probably 50 or 60 bucks. And 20 pounds of rice is maybe $7. Exactly. What a fucking cheap-ass fucking donation. Don't want to get rid of that bucket, though, because you could turn it into a pooper. You can't.

There's so many uses for those buckets. We got a message from Trevor and Tom. They're asking who's going to be a QED. Not only the guys from the UK, but the Puzzle and Thunderstorm guys and you. Yeah, I'm going. Yeah, so Tom's going to be there. So Trevor, if you want to go hang out

at QED, you can get a chance to meet Tom. Buy a beer, Trev. Yeah. We got another image from Aaron. Aaron sends lots of images and this one is of Trump wandering around the UK and they photoshopped a picture of Trump in these places and it's pretty fucking hilarious. So check it out. It's going to be

on this week's show notes, 425. Oh, we got a bunch of messages about this and we actually played a, we played a voicemail for it. But a lot of people sent in the math for how much a fat person versus how much the Mars will influence you. Because I mentioned this during the astrology

thing that Dr. Oz had done. I said that probably a fat person has more gravitational influence on you than Mars does. And a bunch of people sent in proofs that that is true. It's true.

It's true. Your offhand comment is true. You guys did the math. So thank you. I wanted to mention this. This is from Cam. And Cam says that the way in which things were put, the Zodiac signs were set up many years ago, thousands of years ago. They didn't take into account, I guess, a.25 of a quarter of a day a year, I guess. And since then, the Zodiac signs have shifted dramatically over 2,000 years. And now those Zodiac signs don't actually line up with any of the things that they're supposed to line up with.

Right. Which I think is hilarious that they're still using the same signs, talking about the same shit. We got a message from Jessica and Jessica said, Hey, do you guys do ever and ever do any fan meetups? I'm in LA and listen to your podcast. Um, we,

we haven't done one out in LA at all, although we might be going to logical LA eventually. We're not sure when that'll happen. And we also might be going to the, where's one in Vancouver too that we might go to eventually too. We're trying to figure out when those happen and we might actually head out to one of those.

But we'll keep you informed if anything ever happens out in LA. You can always come if you're interested in meeting us. The soonest possibility for that would be at the live show that's happening. Citation Needed is having a live show here in Chicago. We do a show called Citation Needed with the Puzzle and Thunderstorm guys. They do scathing atheists and movies and skeptocrat. If you're unfamiliar with their work, we do another show with them called

Citation Needed. That's a weekly show. And we're going to be doing a live show with them here in Chicago. So if you want to come out and meet us in Chicago, August 11th would be your best opportunity. And you can get tickets. We'll actually post links to tickets on this week's show notes. So if you wanted to get tickets to that show, you can check out that show and then meet us afterwards because we're going to be hanging out at the Red Lion afterwards

after the show. It should be a great time. Really looking forward to meeting everybody. Yeah, so check out this week's show notes 425. Tom, we got a message. This is from Diego. And he says, in Chile, they make a hot dog. And the hot dog has, it has, it's called Italiano.

And why would it be Italiano? I don't know. It doesn't make any sense. I don't know. Avocado, tomato, and mayonnaise. And that looks like the grossest hot dog I've ever seen. There's a photo of this atrocity. And that's a lot of mayonnaise too, man. First off, a hot dog

is a fat meat tube. That's all it is. It's just fatty meat. It's mostly fat and then you add avocado and mayo, which is fat. The only thing that's not fat on there is the tomato. Put it on a brioche bun too.

And then like butter it what else are you doing to it oh god and that hot dog looks disgusting I'm sorry I would not eat that not even in Chile that's so bad alright so that's going to wrap it up for this week we're going to leave you like we always do

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