Cognitive Dissonance - Episode 429: Citizen’s Arrest

Episode Date: August 20, 2018

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This episode of Cognitive Dissonance is brought to you by AdamandEve.com. Just go to AdamandEve.com and type in GLORY, that's G-L-O-R-Y, at checkout, and you'll get 50% off almost any item, a free sex swing, and free shipping. Hey, Tom and Cecil, love the show. Just calling to say, at the end of the Puzzle in the Thunderstorm episode we had Keith and Eli on, we talked about a crazy video with priests smashing coconuts. I haven't watched it yet. But the first thing that comes to mind are Shaivite Hindus, man,

because they believe that the ego is something to be smashed open. Shaivite Hindus, man, because they believe that the ego is something to be smashed open. And so it's this whole ego dissolution thing where they use the imagery of a coconut. I just know that's from one of the many, you know, thousands of books that are in Hindu mythology. So I'm just guessing right off the bat. If you see an Indian guy smashing coconuts on people's heads, It has something to do with Hindu mythology and also you can achieve the same effect with LSD. Alright, have a good one. Glory hole, motherfuckers.

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I'm just livid. I'm going to cut my ears off and stick out my eardrums so I can forget this whole podcast. Because Gary isn't representative enough. And I think this is appalling. I give you a glory hole. I just I'm a little upset right now. So,

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They were amazing. And the people, like you said, it was so great. Fucking amazing people. And we did the JonBenét Ramsey episode on Friday night for Platinum Night, and they seemed to really enjoy it. They really liked the watermelon

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within the next, you know, maybe half a year or so we're going to have another citation needed where we're on the road probably. So keep your...

Are we doing a road trip? So we're going to rent a van? We haven't hit that patron goal, Tom. Get the van together? And that's good. But it's all the same van?

Thank goodness because I would not want to do that. Thelma Louise, that motherfucker right off a cliff. But yeah, keep your eyes. But it's all the same. Thank goodness, because I would not want to do that. Thelma Louise, that motherfucker, right off a cliff. But yeah, keep your eyes open. And there's a chance before the end of the year, we'll be announcing that we'll be doing another show.

So we can't miss this story. This is the story in our community, right? Yeah, this is the biggest story. This is the whole thing. This particular article is from the New York Times. But I will say that I read maybe four or five articles about this story this week. Ty, just briefly go through and tell the audience the story that you had talked about where they were sort of, I don't know, like fucking tagging kids like fucking the predator coming down from the... You're not even wrong not even like it's like

i mean like seriously like they're in a tree they're completely fucking they're invisible and just they're putting like yeah like just and you know like like the poor kid is on the playground and he sees the three three dots and he's like i don't want to get fucked again god damn it. I hate when the sex predator shows up. But seriously, though, that is like the stuff you were telling me. I was just like, I can't believe that not only they got away with it, but the stuff that they were doing. So we're talking about the grand jury indictment and the scandal that's broken in Pennsylvania.

You've got over a thousand credible people. Not instances like where one person was molested a hundred times, ten people. We're talking about a thousand victims. Hundreds of priests. 301 was the total number, I think.

And a massive conspiracy to cover this shit up. And one of the articles I read is a Washington Post article described just how detailed like this was. Like the priests, like these pedophile priests, they knew each other and they kind of had a system worked out. So if they knew that they had marked one of these kids as a victim for their abuse and they'd kind of gone through and groomed this person already, they would give that kid

a gift. And the gift was often a gold cross necklace. The kid would wear it. And then the like their horrifying buddy priest would be like, oh, that kid's already been groomed. I don't have to use as much lube. Yeah, right. Yeah. It's already broken in that kid's already been groomed or what have you. I don't have to use as much lube.

Yeah, right. Yeah, it's already broken in. It's already broken in. You don't want to get blisters. Yeah. It's like you get a new pair of shoes and you're like, I got to walk around the house

for like three days in these things. You know they're not going to cry as much the second time. Oh, God. So. It is horrible. It's just fucking horrible, man. It's just a nightmare. So this story that we're going to talk about specifically from the New York Times.

And we'll talk about this one because it lays out the findings of the grand jury. Pennsylvania grand jury says church had a quote playbook for concealing the truth. Yeah. I want to go through Tom and read what the grand jury talks about here. And we'll I'm going to read each one and then we'll talk about each point. So it says first, uh, this is talking about what the priest had to do,

what the priest did to these children, how they, how they, how they were able to continue this entire thing for many, many years. First, make sure to use euphemisms rather than real words to describe sexual assaults and diocese documents.

Never say rape, say inappropriate contact or boundary issues. Boundary issues. What are they? A fucking tennis court? It's all out of bounds. It's all out of bounds. That's a child.

The whole anus, your area. What are you calling over a line judge jesus christ are you kidding me boundary issues is like oh man that guy's a close talker or like you know what maybe don't send me 12 text messages before noon that's a boundary issue boundary issue is not a raped an altar boy are you kidding me yeah what Yeah. What do you say? They say, they say, never say rape, say inappropriate contact.

Yeah. Just say happy, fun time, raping times or something. Like, what are you talking about? Like, it's not Chuck E. Cheese.

I actually also, I do feel like that word needs to be used. Yeah. Much, much more. Like, I think we have kind of this cautionary language where like, I was molested or that. Yeah. language where like, I was molested.

I'll be honest. I know that that's a broader term that encompasses a variety of sexual acts that range in detail. And we consider rape a certain thing sometimes. But when it's rape, we need to use that word because that's in a fucking holy shit. That got my fucking attention word. Yeah. You know, and we need to use the harshest possible language when we're describing the evil of other people inflicted upon children. We do that. We do that with other things.

We need to start doing it with this. Yeah. I mean, you need to start doing it with this in particular. Second one is second. Don't conduct genuine investigations with properly trained personnel. Instead, assign fellow clergy members

to ask inadequate questions, inadequate questions, and then make credibility determinations about the colleagues with whom they live and work. Yeah, this is like, I mean, Fox Henhouse shit. Yeah, exactly.

And then putting that burden on someone who you live with. Right. Right. So, you know, of course you're not going to say that, you know, bill raped a kid. You'd be like, ah, maybe, you know, maybe he got a little handsy, but whatever, but you're going to try, you got to live with this guy. This is the same problem of the police investigating the police. Exactly. Right. Yep. You know, like you can't, you can't like look around and be like, the police. Exactly. Right. Yep. You know, like you can't, you can't like look around and be like, well, I'm going to decide if I was wrong when I got in that fight with my spouse. And I'll determine that by deciding if I was wrong. You know, like that's not how this works. You know what, honey, I'm going to try to decide whether or not that fight we got in was,

was right or wrong. Let's do this trial by combat. or wrong, let's do this trial by combat. Yeah. The third one is, for an appearance of integrity, send priests for, quote, evaluation, end quote, at church-run psychiatric treatment centers. Allow these experts to

diagnose whether the priest was a pedophile based largely on the priest's, quote, self-reports. And regardless of whether the priest had actually engaged in sexual contact with a child if you've ever engaged in sexual contact with a child you're a pedophile yeah like it does not matter what the other things about you are like it like that's just now the thing right like that's that's that thing and then there might be other things about you you know you might also be a philanthropist, but you're still a fucking pedophile

when you fuck children. You're 100% of the time forever a pedophile. That's how that works. And we don't do this with any other psychiatric stuff. Like, we're just like some guy in like a duck outfit with maple syrup in his hair. He's just quacking in a circle. And you're just like, how you feeling, buddy?

You okay? He's like, yep-ers! Quacky, quacky, quacky! And you're just like, no, we don't let you evaluate yourself there, Captain Quackers. We have someone else on staff. They do that work! That's kind of their job to do that work.

It's also like, we're sending them, they clearly determined that none of these people were pedophiles. If 301 priests, they send at least some of them to this treatment center to evaluate it.

Well, if they had come back with, well, yeah, actually, turns out George is really a pedophile. George is. They didn't do anything with it. Yeah. So what was the point of doing it anyway?

It is a fruitless fucking exercise. They did it so that they can point to it later and say, hey, we tried nothing and I'm all out of ideas. Right, yeah. Fourth, when a priest does have to be removed, don't say why. Tell his parishioners that he is on, quote, sick leave or suffering from nervous exhaustion or saying nothing at all. Nervous exhaustion from the toils of being a pampered priest. Yeah, nervous exhaustion

from all the kid fucking. Come on. God, these kids are going to groom themselves for this assault. Jesus, I'm so tired. There's so many of them. I can't even get through half of the litter.

I'm in an Irish province here. All these kids. Fifth, even if a priest is raping children, keep providing him housing and living expenses, although he may be using these resources

to facilitate more sexual assault. Hey, Father Jim, why is there a bouncy house in the yard? Why you got that out there? Why is there a whole table full of pizza and Snickers?

You have a lot of swing sets. You just, I just, I don't know why one man needs a swing set. And a swing set indoor. And you have like 30 onesies. Why is that?

Well, anyway, here's your stipend. Yeah, here's your stipend. Right. Even though you've been fucking, even though they've, like, they find out. Like, could you imagine going to. Right. Even though you've been fucking, even though they've, like, they find out.

Like, could you imagine going to work and they found out that you're raping kids at your work? Jesus Christ. And they're like, hey, Tom,

we're just gonna, you know, we're gonna keep paying you all the money that we had indefinitely. We just, we're just gonna take you out of the,

you know, the ball pen, the ball pen or whatever. I don't have to go to work. What do they call it? The ball pit? The ball pit where the, you know, the ball pen, the ball pen or whatever. What is that? What do they call it? The ball pit, the ball pit. We're just going to exactly right. Now you can focus more on kid fuck. I have more time in

my day before I couldn't get through the whole litter of them. Now, yeah, geez, now I don't have to write any of these fucking homilies. It's like, Jesus, you got this priest. He's like exhausted sweats, like pouring from his head. He's like in mid thrust. He's like, Jesus. You got this priest, he's like exhausted, sweats like pouring from his head. He's like in mid thrust. He's like,

ah, there's gotta be a better way. You know, he's trying to like finish his sermon. Trying to set it and forget it. Sixth,

if a predator's conduct, a predator, conduct becomes known to the community, don't remove him from the priesthood to ensure that no more children

shall be victimized. Instead, transform to a new location where no one will know he's a child abuser. So that's, we saw that video a while back. We've talked about this multiple times. That guy went to Chile, yeah. Yeah, he went to like different places

like Argentina or Chile. Yeah. And like, you know, they're brown kids so nobody cares. And so he went down there to go. And he, I mean, like there's video of him like ruffling their hair and like cuddling with them and stuff. And you're just like, this is gross.

This is the worst. But he's, and he's a guy who got forced out up here. And then. And then just went down there and been like, oh, great. I still got two hands. Well, this like, this like bounce everybody around shit was going on for decades. Like literal decades. And it wasn't a secret.

And it wasn't a secret. No, this was a strategy. That's the thing is that the important thing to notice is like, these are actual strategies that the grand jury is pointing out that the church engaged in. That's what they did. And this is an active process of obfuscation in order to assist predators in raping children. This is not about like, we wanted to avoid a scandal. At some point, this really becomes, what can we do to facilitate more abuse?

No, absolutely. How can we make this happen more? It stopped being sweep it under the rug, and it started being, let's get the end table out and display it. Yeah, right. Yeah. This is the last one.

Finally, and above all, don't tell the police. Child sexual abuse, even short of actual penetration, is and has for all relevant times been a crime, but don't treat it that way. Handle it like a personal matter in-house. And that's what the,

I mean, that's an encapsulation of the final piece there is when you said, when it stops being know, it's not about the kids. It's not about the kids, right? It's not about the kids. This is protecting their own. It is. This is thin blue line shit.

This is the same shit. Absolutely. But, like, I really, like, you look at this and none of it is surprising, right? Because it just keeps fucking happening. And the stories you've heard, everybody's heard for decades we've heard these stories. People have been making priest fuck kids jokes since I was a boy. Right. You know what I mean?

So I know that this stuff's been out. And this has been going on. This particular investigation goes back 70 years. And there's some shit about this I want to throw in And we'll talk about a few other things One of the most awful things Is okay well they uncovered it And then almost none of these people can be prosecuted

Because the statute of limitations is up So fucking nothing's going to happen to these people There's no consequences And like At some point And I think we're fucking well past that point, is the Catholic Church not a criminal organization? Yeah. Does the Catholic Church itself, should the Catholic Church not be investigated under something similar to RICO?

Right. And should it not be seen as a criminal organization? That's a great point. That's a great point. I don't know how that's not the case. I don't know how it's not the case either. And I know that a while back there's been arguments on the one side about the good that the Catholic Church does in the world.

And I'm not going to say that the Catholic Church doesn't do good, but I do think that this outweighs it. I think that the amount of horror that some of these people have gone through for their whole lives, you're talking 70 year investigation. There's plenty of people that are at this point elderly

that had to live with this abuse for their entire life. They had to live with, you know, the abuse of someone touching them for them feeling worthless and all the baggage that comes with all the authority. Yeah. The trauma, the trust,

everything that goes with that. They had to deal with that for their whole life. The horror of that, you know, and you and I were on the side that's like, you don't get anything else. This is the entirety of existence. So if you make this one

miserable, well, the whole thing was miserable. That's it. I guess. Cool. I guess we don't do anything else then. We just be miserable our entire lives. Like, that's a lot of damage. It's a tremendous amount of damage, and it's systemically supported. At what point are we—I don't know why we're not at that point.

At what point does the government not have a responsibility to say, look, we take down cults. When cults engage in sexually violent behavior that damages their people. We have a thousand individuals just in Pennsylvania and there is literally no reason to think that that is not the case in how many other states we just haven't investigated.

We keep finding it again and again and again and again. It's because there's people that are connected to it and it's a large group of people that are connected to it and they're going to get away with it. And that's the thing

that makes me crazy is like, but here's my other question, man, who in good faith could possibly join and not, not, not be in because you are who in this, at this point in good faith could look at this organization and join it. Yeah.

And I, I asked that really like with an, with an open mind, like, is there any way to look at the Catholic Church and the horrors that they continue to support? Sure. Because they support these horrors. Sure. And join that church.

Become a believer. Take the sacraments. Do the tests. Right. To become that part. How do you join this organization? How do you tithe into it? I don't know. You know? How do you pay them money? Because when you pay them money, you're supporting that priest to sit on his ass and wait for

the kids to get out of school. Right. That's literally some portion, some tiny portion of your money is going to help rape a kid. Yeah. I mean, like, how much would you pay? You know? Right. How much would you pay? How much are you willing to pay? And, you know, like, even if it's just the

tiniest percentage of the penny. Doesn't matter. Still helped. But like, and I know the Catholic Church is continuing to decline in relevance in the United States and they have to move further and further afield into South America and what have you. They're going on developing countries. In order to maintain some level

of social and religious relevance. Because like, we've decided for the most part that like Catholicism is kind of fading. You know, it's not like it used to be in the 60s and 70s,

you know, where it's like... Where one of your kids was going to be a priest. Right, exactly. Where that was something where you'd be like, I'm so proud that Jimmy decided to become a priest.

You know, that world is fucking gone. And it's never coming back. And that's great. But like, holy shit. Who's joining this organization? Yeahophiles yeah and you know one of the things that you pointed out too why is there and i'm sure someone in the audience knows this and i'm curious why there isn't a statute of limitations on pedophilia like why is why do we have some sort of arbitrary time length where that doesn't matter anymore?

I'm just curious. I understand some of the other crimes, why that might be. Yeah, but I don't understand why that one. Well, and I do know that there's been cases where certain states have said we want to eliminate or extend it. And the Catholic Church is the primary guy that's like, no, I don't like that. You look at this and it's like, well, of course you don't want it. Of course you don't want it because your fucking asshole priests are going to go to prison and they're all going to get their asses

sued off and you guys are going to be out of money and your assholes are going to go to prison and you guys are all complicit. 301 people. How many people have to support that 301? How many people knew and didn't say something? Abortions for all.

Very well. No abortions for anyone. Abortions for some, miniature American flags for others. So this comes from TellUsSirTV.net. Argentina, after abortion vote, thousands renounce Catholic Church membership. And I read another story that said that after the Argentinian vote banning

abortion, which is largely supported by the Catholic Church, the first woman has credibly died as a result of that from an illegal abortion she sought to obtain. So we're already one in. We're already one in there. I saw this, but the renunciation of this gave me a lot of heart. It really did. Because as we talked about, the Catholic Church has been moving into South America and has been really targeting different population centers to spread its fucking message.

And I love that they, you know, they lost in Ireland. Yeah. Right. They pull this bullshit in Argentina and Argentinians like, yeah, fuck you. We don't need you here. We don't need you here. like, yeah, fuck you. We don't need you here. We don't need you here.

Increasingly, these archaic worldviews, you know, where these fucking celebrated douchebags wearing a bunch of fucking bathrobes walking around swinging their incense platters or whatever, telling you about how you can get to God. All of this is going to seem increasingly bizarre and

archaic and silly and irrelevant to how we really live. Sure. They will put themselves out of business. What I hope, what I love about this is the more people that renounce it, the less I'm going to call it lobbying dollars they have. Yeah.

You know what I mean? Like the, the less in their coffers, the less chance they have to influence public policy, which is a good thing, right? So these people leaving, they suddenly see, no, the Catholic Church is part of influencing this public policy in a way that I'm not comfortable with.

Fine, we'll just leave. That entity is going to dry up eventually. And when it does, those lobbying dollars disappear. And suddenly, now you have a lot better discourse about these particular issues than when you just have some weird guy saying, Hey, I came in my bathrobes. I just wanted to let you know the moment that fucking a sperm fertilizes

an egg. It's a thing. It's a human being. It's a fully actualized graduating class human being, which they don't even have to worry about because they're so busy fucking little kids. They're never going fucking little kids' assholes. They're never going to impregnate anybody. You know,

those of us who have sex with women, we want our options open. Jesus Christ. Those poor kids. It's a theoretical kid for the joke. It is. It's actual kids in practice. They're fucking kids.

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Sounds great. Winner gets a t-shirt. Alright, so private, unite the right to private train car police escort for 20 racist extremists. Now, the article that Haley read to me in the car the other day said there were like 30 something. Regardless, there was like not something. Yeah. Regardless.

20 or 30. Not a lot of these fucking dickheads. Yeah. So Unite the Right 2 could not take place in Charlottesville because Charlottesville is like a hard pass. I listen to the Daily. It's a New York Times podcast. And they were talking about

the Charlottesville stuff. That's a hard listen. It'sesville stuff, that's a hard listen. Like, it's been a year, and it's a hard listen, man. There's people, like, crying and talking about, like, there was somebody who died, got killed by the car down there. And, like, just listening to that

and listening to, like, their take on it and then these people's take on it, it's, man, it's fucked up. It's, I mean, it still shakes me to think about today. Right. Charlottesville last year. There's a few things I want to talk to you about with respect to this. Because I have some thoughts and some questions.

So good news is hardly anyone showed up. And the other good news is I think the police response in Washington, D.C. Which, come on, it's Washington, D.C. They're no stranger to this. They are the guys who know how to handle this shit, right? So they put them on a separate train. They made sure that they were basically segregated from polite society.

They had a huge force, like police force, that basically ringed them. At one point, they tried to march through some of the protesters that had closed off the park, and the police couldn't do it. And they just turned to the protesters, the counter protesters. They turned away from the counter protesters,

turned to the protesters and this ain't happening. We're going back the other way. They didn't try. Like they didn't like, they weren't forcing the confrontation. We gave up. We gave up.

We saw that you guys have blocked this off. There's nowhere to go. We're tapping out. Thousands of counter-protesters against these Nazi fucks. And that is how it always should be. Absolutely. A lot of times it is.

A lot of times it is. I guess here are the things that I have thought about. I'm not 100% sure where I'm at with this. Last year, the Nazis were out in force, right? There were a lot of these right-wing dickheads, and they felt empowered,

and they felt comfortable being visible, and they showed up, and they marched, and we had Charlottesville. We had that mess in Charlottesville. Fast forward a year later, and two, three dozen of these assholes are willing to show up and put their face on it. And most of them know

they're covered their face up. They're willing to be. Be in a place. And maybe put their body at risk. Maybe. And I think that good. My first thought is like, well, that's really, really good. And I'm very, like, good. You know, my first thought is like, well, that's really, really good. And I'm very, very glad that, like, we have created that.

What we've talked about a hundred times on this show, that no quarter for racists. Make racists be ashamed again. Right. Yeah, right. Yeah. There should be no place where a racist feels comfortable being a racist. feels comfortable being a racist. Every place a racist goes,

if they are a known racist, they should be made to feel deeply, deeply uncomfortable and socially outcast. The only place that they should feel comfortable is in a place where no one else is. Right. Their own home. But do you think there are less racists now

than there were a year ago? I don't. You know what I think happened? I think they realized that they were marching in the time where everybody has a camera and uncle, uncle Jed and aunt Jenny, they're going to see your racist ass standing with all the rest of those fucking rednecks and your employer and your employer and your, you know, your ex-girlfriend

and the guy you went to high school with and all the people on Facebook, because all these people know, I mean, the moment your face goes out there and they start amplifying the bandwidth, who is this guy? Who is this guy? They're going to know who you are. They're going to find your face and they're going to find you. And they're gonna be like, that's so-and-so. And he lives in this town. And then suddenly everybody knows that you're the racist.

You're the racist out there doing this. Now, yeah, some of those people, those assholes got dressed up in body armor and you never know who they are, Right. You never know. But I also feel like they saw what happened last year. And I think that genuinely that, you know, taking pictures of racists and letting people know who the racists are is not a bad thing. Right. I think it's great. I don't think it's a bad thing at all. I think you're in a public place. Expect that other people would expressing this view. Yeah. Expect that someone's going to take your photo And so if you don't

If you don't really love those views And like spend your life with a hundred Neck tattoos You're probably not going to You know what I mean like unless you're Unless you look like one of those crazy guys From prison Well you've gone to protests

And you would not feel uncomfortable at all if somebody was like, somebody took my picture to the anti-Trump protest. Yeah, I posted it to my own face. Totally there. I had a sign. Yeah. Yeah. I had a sign. You could do that. You could take a picture of me. So I'm not sympathetic to it, like you. I'm not. I'm not sympathetic at all. Not sympathetic at all. So I think that's one major piece

of this puzzle. I think, too, that that, you know, there's and I want to roll something back that I said recently. And it was something I said for a couple of weeks. We've been talking about, you know, like if Donald Trump gets, you know, impeached there, you know, maybe there's going to be unrest. And I've been sort of talking about this and thinking about it and thinking about it. And we're going to cover a story a little later on about the size of maybe the QAnon posts and whatnot. And there's, I want to roll that all back.

I want to roll it all back. I want to roll it all back because for one, in one instance, I want to say, I don't care what the repercussions are. That's the right thing to do. And we shouldn't care what the repercussions are for the right thing to do. So I said it and I don't agree with it anymore.

I said it a couple weeks ago. I don't agree with it anymore. The best thing that could happen is what the right thing to happen is. So if he's, if like the president is removed from office. You're not taking a pragmatic view of the ethical issue. Yeah, no, it's the law. This is the law. This is what should happen.

So I want to roll that back. But then I also want to roll back the idea that, you know, I'm not really that afraid. I'll be out there on the other side of this. Like I'll be on the other side of this. They removed the president. I'll be on the other side of that. And I would counter protest and be like, fucking A, good. He's been a disaster. And he's, and he's, and he, if he does get removed, then he got removed for a reason. Right. And so I would absolutely be like, no, man, you don't keep somebody in there who's fucking up that bad. So I want to roll all that back. I want to take all that back. But I also think what helped me get over that and helped me realize that is that seeing the sizes of these things, right? Seeing the size of this in particular. This is the tiniest little thing. Washington, D.C. is your time to shine. All these police are there. They got their horsies. They got their big sticks. They got everything to protect

your little wimpy racist ass. Yeah. And you show up and you're just like, I just want to be a Nazi. Is there any way that I could just do that and you guys don't care?

They're all Pat. They're all fucking Ted Cruz. Like they're all spineless garbage people. Ted Nazi for human president. So one quick question. These racists, they're not gone. Are they still a force?

They're not here. Here's the, here's the thing that, that, that I don't know if it worries me, but I think it's worth talking about a little bit. Like we know that those assholes that were racist last year, still assholes. We now they're coward assholes, but they were always coward assholes. They just thought

they had more of their coward buddies to hang out with. Now they're not going to be in person assholes, but like when Trump got elected, all the polls showed one thing and then everyone showed up and fucking pulled out their tiny dicks and voted another way. Right. So like, and, and we've seen with like other marginalized groups, like the incels and you know, what have you, like they're finding each other in other ways. So part of me wonders,

like, does it matter that we're not physically visible and physically present in terms of like how that translates to political force and how much damage they can do. Yeah. Yeah. Are we now in a place where it's like, yeah,

all right, well like, so what if you didn't do anything physically? That's only a small part of, of how we gather now. I think this is going to be integral to their, I think that showing up places and exerting their racism

and showing that they're not afraid is absolutely integral to their message and to the way they spread it. I think it has to be. I like that answer and I don't like my question. I don't want my question to be right. I think that in order to... These people are selling a bill of goods

and that bill of goods is that other people are selling a bill of goods and that bill of goods is that other people are weaker than them. That's their bill of goods. That's true. Yeah. And if you show up, if you don't show up

and you don't swing your big old dick around, then you're just fucking weak. Right. You're just weak. And what I love when I see

the counter protesters is you see the grandmas out there. You see this grandma. Yeah, I know, right? Fuck racism. Fuck you, you fucking skinhead fuck. And it's like some like 70-year-old grandma.

Right. And you're just like, fucking, that lady's fucking balling. That lady's not a coward, right? That lady's killer. Yeah. That lady's absolutely a hero. And you're a garbage person. Right.

You're a big strapping young man, but you're worthless. You're worthless. I like that. I like, okay. I like your answer and I believe your answer. I think you have to swing. Yeah.

And if they're too afraid to swing because of the cons, and it's not proven, but it's my thought. I think it's because of the consequences. I think there are consequences to being a racist now. That they thought maybe last year there wouldn't be. They thought there wasn't going to be.

Yeah. And I think that they're suddenly realizing that technology is scary. No. Well, I think they also thought that they were going to show up. And I've read things. The reason I think I've read things that suggest this.

I think they also thought that they were going to show up and that there were many, many more people like them that were too afraid to voice that more people- That this year's would be bigger. ... these terrible ideas. But last year, I think the idea too was like, hey man, if there's a hundred of us, there's really a thousand. If there's a thousand, there's really a million because there's more- Because we're cockroaches. So we are going to be the representative examples of this ideology.

And once we show up, more people will pour out of the woodwork. And when the exact opposite thing happened, when it was like, yeah, it's pretty much all of you. Yeah, no, that's it. That's the whole thing. That's the whole club. Maximum density. Right. And then it's like, oh, that didn't go well.

And everyone hates us because we're scum. And we lose our jobs and we lose our social connections. Yeah. Yeah. I do want to roll something back that I just said. They're not cockroaches. Cockroaches are adorable in comparison to racists. So I just want to roll that back. You are watching the beginning and the birth of the new world order. And you want to call me crazy? Go to hell. Call me crazy all you want. Fucking guy is so crazy.

This story is from Right Wing Watch. Is he crazy on this one, though? Well, yeah. It's a big lie. Deep state misinformation. Well, that's true. I guess I stopped reading after It's a Big Lie. I was going to give Rick all the credit. So here's the headline from Right Wing Watch. It's a big lie, Rick Wild.

Okay, let's leave it at that, Rick. We were in agreement for a second. Oh my God. Oh, Rick, you and me simpatico for like half a second. I love it's like, he gets it so wrong. I know, yeah. He might as well just be like, so read what it says. I love being wrong different.

Yeah, it says. I love being wrong different. Rick Weil says, QAnon is a deep state misinformation. I mean, he might as well just be like, it's the monkeys from fucking Wizard Boss with the fucking wings. Like that's what's causing it or whatever. All right, we got to play this clip here from True News. A lot of you people are into QAnon.

Okay, my advice to you, get away from it. It's a big lie. Okay. Okay. Nine seconds in. Can we stop? End game. Rick Wiles, we're on the same page. You can come over for dinner. We are friends now. I may actually save that clip, though, as a lead-in to any Q stories

in the future. You know what I mean? It is a big lie. Yeah. I've been around doing this for 20 years. I have seen... You know, for a man his age, 20 years is not a big portion of his career. It really isn't, you know? Like, I've been doing this since 1998.

Yeah, really big fucking deal. I mean, like, I'm not impressed. You're 700 years old. That's what I mean. Like a Methuselah. I've been around the block. Doing what exactly? Like, I've been around the block doing what exactly? Like I've been broadcasting it on the internet for 20 years and not just

anyone can say crazy shit on the internet. Look at time cube guy. Well, look at Alex Jones, various versions of Q and on come and go over 20 years. Okay. And I've seen a pattern and there's always going, there's always somebody behind the scenes in the New World Order.

There we go, buddy. Cecil, come back to me, buddy. There's always somebody behind the scenes in the New World Order. I was so on your side, Richard. I wanted to be with you. Do you see what's happening right now? Grandpa, right? His conspiracy theory

from 20 years ago was the New World Order. Right. And that's still the one he likes the best because that's what he grew up with. That's exactly it. This right now,

this is the conspiracy theory version of you kids don't know good music. This is the conspiracy theory version of a shark would beat up Bigfoot. But you know what I mean? It's like,

it's like back in my day, Led Zeppelin, you know, like, okay, shut the fuck up. You're a million and no one cares what you say. Would a guy with one boxing glove on his hand

beat a Gracie? And the answer to that is watch UFC one. No. No, he wouldn't. Who's telling the truth, trying to get the truth out. So there's always been these QAnon characters that have popped up.

Okay. Oh, I've got a friend in Homeland Security who's giving me the inside information about Barack Obama. Well, that seems a lot better than QAnon. Yeah. I'm already like. I mean, Jesus, that seems way more. I mean, I don't believe it.

No. But it seems at least somewhat credible. And when a person's like, I mean, I don't believe it. No. But it seems at least somewhat credible when a person's like, I know a guy. I'd be like, well, I don't know that I trust you, but at least

that seems plausible. Also, you identified where that guy is from. Yeah. Unlike anyone, all anyone says about Q is like, he's got connections.

Deep state. He's deep in there. He's deep in there. He's all up. He's touching the surface. He's got Q level. He's in there. She's got cramps after.

He's poking at the cervix. Like, what? Poor lady. Poor lady. I've never given anyone cramps. Ladies, I just want you to know, if we had sex, you'd be comfortable. That's all.

You could sleep right through it i probably wouldn't even bother you i would let you know when we start and you would be like candy crushing the whole time wouldn't even matter wouldn't even matter i've heard all this stuff i don't believe any of it right it's another secret society is all it is and here's what the fuck happened to that guy's face that guy looks do you know what he looks like he looks like what would happen if if humpty dumpty fell and then you couldn't find all the pieces like that's that guy's face now we watched him like like last week now this is the same gap tooth guy we saw last week when we had Ethan Eli on.

And we were talking about his teeth. But his hair is something else. He's also got like one of those heads that like begins to kind of coalesce. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Plateau. Yeah. So like, yeah, his head is smaller where his brain is. He's like his cheeks.

He's like Monument Valley. The heck? to be than where his cheeks are. He's like Monument Valley the heck. He's like, you need more space for your fucking sinuses than your brainular region? You get up there.

You need to mix it up. It's like that Homer Simpson thing where he's got like three inches of padding all around his brain. I could hit you with this surgical 2x4. He takes the 2x4 out of the rip. Oh, the Simpsons when they were funny. Here's what they're doing.

All right. This is what I think. All right. It's one of two things. It's either a nutcase person that has this sick game. I'm going to get pleasure. It's jigsaw. Like QAnon just rides in on a creepy tricycle.

I don't know why I did ride in with my hands. I like that, though. Somebody's got a bear trap on their face or whatever. They've got to figure out what a security clearance is before they smash it or whatever. What he's going to say, though, is, though Tom and I know where he's going to go, he's going to say it's a troll.

Like, he doesn't have the words for it, but that's what he means. He's like, it's some sick dude who's like, you know, and it's probably many people, but it's a sick group of people who are like, and I'm going to agree. Yeah, it's the first one. It's just trolls, man.

Like, nobody has any clearance guys it's i mean read the writing the writing is is is crypto garbage language right it's as you pointed out it's it's this is it's the new world order nostradamus right creating this mysterious figure and i'm just gonna this is gonna be my alter ego nobody will know that in the daytime i sell real estate but at night I'm queuing on. It's like Batman. I'm Batman. Yeah.

You know, and I come out. That'd be awesome if your real estate agent was queuing on. I mean, I got to say. And the attic is great for your own pirate radio station. He's actually, he's like pulling out. He pulls out like the contract and he accidentally pulls out some top secret dossier. Don't look at that. These are your disclosures.

No, wait, that's Hillary Clinton eating the face of a fucked baby. He pulls out a CD and on the cover is Hillary Clinton wearing a baby's face. I thought that was your flood disclosure. Jesus. God damn it. No, no. This is Obama's secret plans to run the world from his cave of darkness. Oh, yeah. In Washington, D.C.

Harlem? I don't know. Out of my bat cave, I'm QAnon. It might be that. It's definitely that. Like, we can stop. The best part is, like, I'm still kind of. I mean, I'm not.

We'll drop the New World Order order stuff but I'm with you it's a crazy person or an asshole or a crazy asshole I really think it is it's somebody inside the deep state who is misleading the public misleading the people who

they're not saying the right lie we are explaining one conspiracy theory by invoking a different conspiracy theory. You know, those aliens aren't Bigfoot. Bigfoot is really a Yeti. Like, the fucking, what do you want from me? It was never the aliens that were doing

cattle mutilations. It was always Bigfoot. It was always a pyramid or something. Like, oh my God. Yeah. We seriously just invoked a different wildly improbable evidence-free conspiracy theory., my God. Yeah. We seriously just invoked a different, wildly improbable, evidence-free conspiracy theory. Know that the deep state is corrupt. Want to see it exposed. Want to see it brought down.

And what are they doing? Misleading you into believing that there's some secret group of investigators and prosecutors who are rounding up these corrupt people and going to bring them to justice because as long as you believe that stuff right you're not going to do anything to actually bring about their arrest what the fuck can you do anyway well what can you do like i'm just a dude right let's say i do think that think that Hillary Clinton is doing bad stuff. I don't know what, but let's just say, how can I bring about their arrest? What am I supposed to do as a normal citizen? It doesn't make any sense.

No, you can get, you can citizens arrest them. You can run around and say, wouldn't it be awesome if somebody came up and was like, citizens arrest! To fucking Hillary Clinton. Hillary Clinton. Citizens arrest! Go, go, get it! Here it goes! Here it goes! Sins of Rask to fucking Hillary Clinton. Like climbed in and said, Sins of Rask. Go, go get it.

Here you go. Here you go, Hillary. I got you. I got you. I got you. I got you good now, girl. It's going to happen. The best thing is like these fucking lunatics, these Pizzagate gun-toting, bridge-stopping Hoover damn dudes.

If you're a person, though, on the other side, especially in that higher area, you know, you're talking about the higher-ranking Democrat type people, do you think Hillary has a lot more staff around her now because of these people that are crazy? Yeah, I do. I think as this continues to

spiral a little bit, at some point, you have to increase your security. Your security detail has to go up. It just has to go up. Do you like to fuck? Well, the guys at Cognitive Dissonance want to help you out. It doesn't matter if you fuck yourself,

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This is really interesting. We analyzed every QAnon post on Reddit. Here's who QAnon supporters actually are. And Cecil, you showed me this, and I think what we want to talk about is a couple of things. I think we want to talk about what the headline is, is who are these people? But also, just as

important is how many of these people are there? Yeah. Because I think there is an impression that's been given on this show as well. I think I fell for it. Yeah. Because of the way it's been covered. It's been covered by major media outlets, etc. That there are this groundswell of QAnon people.

Yeah. And there's really just not. Yeah. At least according to's really just not. Yeah. You know, at least according to the analysis of this subreddit. Yeah, and the people who are talking about this stuff, right? The people who are posting the most and talking about this the most. No, it's a subreddit of 40-some thousand people, but you can't assume that all those people are in the queue. Some of them probably are just watching just to see what's going on and, you know, trying

to watch. And, you know, I'm sure there's plenty of people that are laughing along. But the breakdown of these is that they have, so there's 200 account users that account for a quarter of the forum's comments. And then there's 700 users account for the next quarter of the comments and then it says nearly everyone else on the subreddit 11 000 commenters and 42 000 lurkers are just along for the ride right and that that's i mean it shows you yeah maybe there are some lurkers i don't know 11 000 commenters again you can't be sure that those people are specifically um you know commenting positive or negative you don't know you don't know if they're just like,

I don't know that I believe this. You know what I mean? Like maybe they're questioning. You don't know. Q could stand for questioning, right? And then it is- Is Reddit the primary place, do you think? I don't know.

4chan is. 4chan is. 4chan is, right? So again, this is probably a smaller subsection than if you were to go to 4chan and if they were going to try to run. The problem is that on 4chan, we talked about this a couple weeks ago there's no requirement for you to have an account you could just be anonymous and type something right so you don't

know how many people so if there's just a ton of anonymous posts and there's a bunch of people talking about it you're like yeah well there was you know 17 000 anonymous posts but i can't tell who they who was it and if they were the same person. But on Reddit, you have to have a username. And so you can actually track it. I wonder too, like just thinking aloud, like I wonder like what the sort of like representative exchange rate to the general population is. So like, and what I mean by that is like, I think there's a lot of people, I may be universalizing, but I think there's a lot of people like me who read but don't engage.

That lurker thing. I also don't subscribe to subreddits. I just type them in and go to them. So I wouldn't even show up as a lurker. Do you know what I mean? Right. And that's most of what I do online. I would never if I went to,

because I do go to the Donald on occasion, which is a pro a pro Trump Reddit. Right. But I don't ever subscribe because I would never want my name attached to it. Yeah. But even things that like I'm genuinely interested in online, I oftentimes will just go to the thing, you know, and read it. And but I don't like engage it. engage it. So I wonder like how many engaged Reddit users, what's that translate into?

How many people does that represent that believe Q? Do you know what I mean? You have the people it's like, it's like reading, like, it's like if you see a product, right. And you see a hundred reviews on that product, or even like our Patreon,

like there's a percentage of people that donate and there's your overall listenership. And like you can extrapolate, like if 3% of your people engage and 97% of people don't, then there's a, there's an equation there. There's a, there's a, there's a math that you can do. Yeah. So I do wonder, like, if you got 700 people that are engaged and trackable and known, does that mean that there's 7,000? Is it a 10 to one? Is it a two to one? You know what I mean? Like, I do want to know, I'd be curious to

know what that ratio is between the people who engage and talk and comment and the people who just believe. Yeah. You know, it's interesting because they wound up tracking where they posted and where they hung out other and other places, right. Where they posted and where they hung out in other places, right? Where they posted and commented in other places. And they have a list of other places and overlaps. And they have a list in this article you should look at. It says they overlap with a lot of pro-Trump reddits like the Donald conspiracy politics and drain the swamp. Also, they go to Ask the Donald, conservative.

There's some pro-Mueller one. There's the Mueller that they belong to. And then combining Q in the Bible, there's a biblical Q, which is awesome. Libertarian. The hobbies include sports, investment, or gaming. And the sports, investment, and gaming are MMA, World of Warcraft, or cryptocurrency.

And the one that Tom and I visited together. Oh my God. The one where I lost all of my tiny shred of faith still in humanity. Of hope. The parts of me that still felt good inside in any way. MGTOW or MGTOW.

Don't go. Is men going their own way. They should. They should go away. They should change that to men who should just go away. And what it is, is we went to this Reddit tonight and it's so embarrassing. It's so cringy. Like they had on here, it's funny because they have this thing on here.

They found a Reddit called cringe anarchy that I guess they go to. And I guess that they unironically go to men going their own way and don't cringe. Although you should be cringing the entire time. I wound up reading some of these things to Tom and we were going back and forth and talking about them. And all it is is just misogynist. I mean, all it is is people who were genuinely and not just like casual misogyny or like ha ha ha, but

like these are people who genuinely hate women. Like they genuinely hate the female species and they think that they're unintelligent, latchers on, you know, manipulative, manipulative. Yeah. But like to a post, like to a post and to a comment from what we scrolled through, it's like there is this sort of like pathetic resentment.

Yeah. You know, and it's, it's the most banal childlike fucking middle school understanding of like how people be, you know? Exactly. And it's, it's, it's just, it's somebody who's mad that they didn't get picked in dodgeball and hates dodgeball. Now it's somebody who's mad that like,

you know, pretty girls don't want to talk to them. And so girls are all bad. And like, it's so incredibly predictable, but good Lord, the amount of fucking dick pulling, they should just go men go gay and get over it.

Just get over it. And you kind of brought that up. Like it's like, there's this weird tension where they're all like, fuck it. We don't need women. It's like, really?

Cause like, that's that thing where it's like, I's this weird tension where they're all like, fuck it. We don't need women. It's like, really? Cause like, that's that thing where it's like, I'm so over my ex. I wrote this song about how over my ex I am. You know what I mean? You know what I mean? I, you know,

I'm so over women that I'm going to go on this subreddit and I'm going to post about how over, and I don't want women in my life. And you're specifically women. What I don't want from women. I don't want their luscious, luscious luscious boobies exactly right really it's like that their pillow soft skin and smooth smooth smooth smooth

legs you know i mean like this guy is just like it's it's freaky there's another thing that we're talking about too we're reading through and this guy was saying something like, women only latch on to you. And Tom, help me remember what some of these things are for. For people, how many people like you and how much money you make and how funny you are. And it says women aren't attracted to you unless you have all these other qualities.

And Tom's like, yeah, those are attractive qualities. Like, all those things are attractive. Like, I totally agree with that guy. Like, yes, people will not be attracted to you unless you offer more like, and his, his really the thrust of this guy is,

I don't want to use the word argument because it's insulting to that word. But his, his, his position was like, he said like, women can't really see what's beautiful. Like, I think he was saying like, if women would just be more shallow.

Yeah. I would do better. I'd be killing it. Like, I think he was saying like, if women would just be more shallow, I would do better. I'd be killing it. And like, I do think that there's a sense from that post that like all the comments underneath it, that was like, well, I can go to the gym and get abs. Yeah. But if you want me to like treat you like a person, have a conversation and not be a socially inept piece of shit.

Well, that's just too high. You're asking a lot. And one of the things too, because both Tom and I were talking about it, and he's like, all those things are attractive qualities. I said, yeah, but when you treat women as objects, you never, you will never have,

you don't have to worry about any of those other things because all that matters to you is how they look. Like the rest of it doesn't matter. He seems to be lamenting that women aren't treating him as an object. Exactly, right? He's lamenting that and the way he's objectified. He's like, can't we just agree to objectify?

Can't we all just have a gentleman and gentle lady agreement to objectify? All I want to do is minimize the entirety of your personhood. That's all I want to do. And have you minimize the entirety of mine. Can I just do that? I'm going my own way. My personhood minimizes whenever it's cold. It's fine.

Mine never maximizes. I can't tell the difference really. I'm just like, I don't know. Are we at mid or max? But this was a very enlightening article and it made me think a lot about sort of the positions that we've had in the past couple of weeks. And I take it all back.

I take it all back. I just, I don't care. These people are crazy and they're nuts and I don't care. Like I don't care about them. I don't care if there's a, like if there was a 3 million Q March, I wouldn't care. I'd be crazy and they're nuts and I don't care. I don't care about them. I don't care if there was a 3 million Q March. I wouldn't care. I'd be like, no, that's fine.

It's fine. You wouldn't worry about their political influence? Of course I'm worried. I'm worried about one of their political influences, not 3 million. That's the only reason that I'm worried. It feels like, oh my God, why are we getting together to do this?

Like, can we get together and like make a better Thanksgiving turkey? Because that shit turns out dry too often. I got to say, like the shit that gets together about these insoles and these racists and these cute people. I'm just like flush all of them down the toilet. It's all the same person. It probably is. You know what I mean? It probably is. Like the amount of overlap there. Oh, yeah. It's all the same. It's all the same person. Yeah, it probably is. Do you know what I mean? It probably is. The amount of overlap there, it's all the

same dude. Well, you know a lot of those racists are all like, I'm the alpha. I'm an alpha, beta, alpha max, whatever. I don't even know. I'm just making up words. They don't know. I'm making up words. I don't know what they say.

But, you know, like they're all the tough guys. And you know that these people talk about those alphas, right? They talk about that sort of thing. And I think a lot of these people idolize those racist alpha-type people. I think the underlying psychological overlap

that seems to be evident in all of these groups is like, I don't feel powerful. I want to feel, I want to get together with enough other people that also don't feel powerful so that I don't have to examine the things that I should change about me or about my thoughts or about how I interact. I don't have to ever have to ask myself a hard question. Right. Yeah. What I want to do instead is get together and be like, do you also feel unpowerful? Yeah. Let's all do that together.

Maybe we'll be more powerful if we're banded. Yeah. You know? Yeah. But you're right. A lot of non-critical self-reflection and that causes some really fucked up shit. Yeah. You know what I mean?

Like every once in a while, you got to look at yourself in the mirror and be like, am I the person I want to be? What we should do. Am I being my best self? Right. You got to ask yourself that all the time because sometimes you're not. Right.

And sometimes you got to look at yourself and be like, I was not my best self today. Yeah. And that fucking sucked. Right. Yeah. Yeah.

You want answers? I think I'm entitled. You want answers. I want the truth. You can't handle the truth. This story is also from Rant Wing Watch. And here we go. Here's Liz.

Liz, kitchen counter croaking. Groups combating human trafficking are actually fronts to traffic kids. Oh, go. Liz, kitchen counter croaking. Groups combating human trafficking are actually fronts to traffic kids. Are they Catholic? That is a fox in the hen hound situation. Or hen hound?

That doesn't make any sense. You put the fox in the hen hound. You put the fox in the hen. You put all three of them in a canoe with a bag of grain. Alright, this is Liz. For people that don't think that Hillary Clinton really is going to jail, if you really still think

that at this point, then your head is fully in the sand because Q has been posting about the Clinton Foundation. Because my internet friend. Guys, here's how we know stuff is true. Are you guys not listening to the Q?

She should have a show, Liz Epistemology. She just tells us how she knows shit. Could you imagine Magna Bosco talking to her? Oh my God, Anthony Magna Bosco. Everybody tweet at Anthony Magna Bosco to talk to Liz Croken. Everybody tweet at Anthony Magna Bosco to talk to Liz Croken. Everybody tweet at Anthony Magna Bosco and ask him

to have a conversation with Liz Croken about how she knows stuff is true. Oh my God. This would be literally delicious. You could eat this conversation. I would spend the rest of my life masturbating to that video. Just like Anthony's like gentle but insistent questions. Just like, Anthony's like, gentle but insistent questions.

Just like, politely and respectfully being like, so good at it. Oh, he's so amazing at it. And he'd just be like, yeah, but how do you know any of that?

How does he not laugh at her, though? I don't know. Oh, how amazing would that be? Q has been posting about, you know, Clinton Foundation and insinuating Clinton Foundation is a front for child sex trafficking, which it is, and that they're involved in trafficking kids from Haiti. And Q also trolled the Clintons and the Clinton Foundation by posting the human trafficking hotline that, by the way, Chelsea Clinton. Wait, hold on a second.

How is that trolling them? Isn't that just outing them? What's the difference? I don't know. I don't know. I don't want. You know, like there's a part of me. It's just like my start.

Like I listen to this. I start shutting down a little bit. Like all my systems are just like my kidneys are not even filtering. Like things are just breaking inside. Saving power. It's like, no, no no we're gonna save stuff that we need to go we need to listen to stuff that matters like i get to a point where it's like well they posted this thing anybody can post anything at all like why don't you know this

anybody can always post anything always it's just it's like the lowest thing you can do yeah i mean like what you need is a thing that connects to the internet and a typey thing. That's the lowest bar. The thing that connects to the internet comes with the typey thing built into it. I mean, admittedly, admittedly, he's certainly, he or she, probably he, is certainly someone who has access to the internet. So, I mean, there are people in the United States that don't have access to it. You know what I mean? Like the fucking crazy hill people. There's people in the United States that don't have access to the internet. So, I mean, there are people in the United States that don't have access to it. You know what I mean? Like the fucking crazy hill people.

There's people in the United States that don't have access to the internet. There's plenty of people in the United States that don't have computers. Right. You know, although your cell phone now is a computer. So, I know, I mean, there's homeless people in Chicago with cell phones.

Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Like that's changing. It's changing. It's changing more rapidly because I remember it was a pretty privileged area for a very long time. Yeah, the internet. You know more rapidly because I remember it was a pretty privileged area for a very long time. Yeah, the internet. You know what I mean?

The internet was a very privileged area. And as time goes on, it's getting less and less, there's less and less sort of, you know, things you need in order to interact with it. It's becoming more and more democratized.

And this is a perfect example of this. And it's really the, like you say, the lowest bar that you ever need is to go on an anonymous board and type in anything at all. Yeah. And the post is, I mean, I saw the post.

I clicked on the post and the post is the Clinton Foundation. And then, like she says, there's a hotline number underneath it and that's it. Jesus Christ, it's literally nothing. It's like, if you fucking posted a Winnie the Pooh song, it would be as meaningful as that. It's nothing at all. That's nothing. He also trolled the Clintons

and the Clinton Foundation by posting the human trafficking hotline that, by the way, Chelsea Clinton had tweeted about in a tweet where she was making fun of Pizzagate. So anyways, Q posted this. And the reason why Q,

I believe Q posted this, it's pretty obvious to me, is that the Clinton Foundation has been involved in child sex trafficking for a very long time. And what they do is they, the charity is a front for child sex trafficking, among other things.

It's not, I don't believe it's just limited to child sex trafficking, but. Yeah, I mean like, they throw dinner parties. It's whatever other evil shit we just decide to attach. They sometimes have art auctions. Spaghetti dinner, pancake breakfast. They do the Mother's Day meet

and greet. Father-daughter dance. And fuck kids. And that's just one part of it, though. Pinewood Derby. We have a Pinewood Derby in the basement. They do the fish fry during Lent. So, I swear. All this stuff. The Clinton Foundation is also your local moose lodge.

Well, and to be honest, she's going to say in a few minutes how all these different organizations are fronts for child sex. She would probably think the Moose is a child sex. Oh, my God. Because the Moose, the Moose. Well, let's get there.

It's a Moose lodge. You lodge your Moose in the Moose knuckle. Moose knuckles your knuckle. Like, you could go, you could just do that if you want to. The Moose actually does have an orphanage. Like, they actually do run an orphanage. Like, the Moose lodge.

Yeah, well, of course they do. Runs an orphanage. That's their stable run an orphanage. Like the moose lodge. Well, of course they do. That's their stable of kids. Where would they get the kids? They sell them to the Elks. Sell them to the Royal Order of Water Buffalo. And then what happens is the Elks Club, they sell them to the Rotary Club who gives them vaccines,

which give them all autism, which makes them better to abuse because they can't report it. And then after it's all over and they've been used and abused, the Masons come in and buy them. Yeah, well. Because they don't buy, they only buy used. They never buy new. Never buy new. You always make sure someone takes

those miles off the lot. Well, plus they need somebody to fix the cars, fix the engines on those tiny cars they drive. They have those little hands. They got little hands. Child mechanics. Tiny little hands that work. It's a front for child sex trafficking.

They traffic a lot of the kids from Haiti. We know that President Trump said at that dinner, that black tie dinner in New York City, I can't remember the name of it. That Hillary Clinton stole many villages from Haiti. Well, he means that quite literally. Yeah, they just like, like they went in and they dug up the ground underneath the villages. And then all those kids were stuck. They crated them in there. Right.

And they shipped them with their huts to New York City. They turned it upside down and shook all the grownups out of it. Because they needed their own habitat. Like when you go to buy a goldfish, Tom, you can't just get like a tank. You have to get a little bit of rocks in there. You got to have one of those treasure chests

that bloops up air once in a while. You can't. These things are willy-nilly. These kids need a habitat. So it's a front for child sex trafficking, but the Clinton Foundation clearly works in tandem with this hotline, with the organization that's associated with the human trafficking hotline. And I believe what Q was trying to tell us is that that human trafficking hotline probably is used to intercept children that are crying out. Why would you just say it?

Why has he got to talk like that? He's literally anonymous. Why would he be like, I think what he's trying to say with this fucking bizarre series of breadcrumb bullshit. Yeah. Why would you just say this? Like if you had, if,

if you knew all of this and you gave a shit about, it, if this were true, which it is very much not. If this was true and you gave a shit about it at all and you had any evidence, like one evidence unit, one single unit of evidence. Why would you not take your evidence units, get on an airplane, go to Europe, expose it from Europe, you're safe. Like I would have done, what time is it right now? It's like 1030. I'd have this done by 1115. I would, I would have this done today. You know, I'm starting to get a little hot and a little angry about this now. Like this now, now you've, I think she's crossed the line right now that makes me a little angry. And the angry comes from you're discrediting a hotline that can save kids' lives.

Right. There's going to be some asshole, and I don't know how many assholes listen to her, but there's going to be some asshole who may not call the child sex trafficking line because he thinks that when you do, you get sex trafficked. Yeah. And not that you save someone from sex trafficking. And that's...

That's awful. That's not good sex trafficking. And that's awful. That's not good, man. That's not good. That's, I think, a crime. I mean, if it's not, it's pretty close to a crime. You're endangering children's lives. What are you, Catholic? Like, this shit.

No, at least over there we know it's not anonymous. They call them keysters for a reason. It's a cue. For help. So, unfortunately, a lot of these organizations that have been developed within our government, that have been developed within our government, such as Amber Alert and, you know, the National Center for Missing Children. Oh, my God. The foster care system, CPS.

Okay, my God. You're just naming people that have dedicated their lives to helping exploited children. It's even worse now when you're saying CPS because, you know, chances of you looking over and maybe seeing somebody who's being sex trafficked, they're pretty low. Chances of you witnessing some abuse or some neglect of some random

child might be a lot higher. And now you're discrediting that organization? Now you're discrediting a governmental organization with oversight? She's just discrediting the foster care system. Like, literally, Liz, what is your is your alternative like i don't have a place to live or anything to eat well you wouldn't want to end up in sex trafficking so so now you're home that's the luck to you now you're gonna have to go peddle your own ass there's not gonna be a john to help you right

you know you're on your own you're an entrepreneur. Welcome to America. Here's two bootstraps and a condom. Most of these government institutions that are supposed to save kids from pedophiles are supposed to save kids from child sex trafficking. They're supposed to help kids, you know, that are at risk and are being abused and end up in these child sex trafficking rings. They're actually fronts to traffic kids. There's so many kids in her world that are being trafficked. Are there any kids at all that are not part of this?

That makes me, that makes me, that, that really does tune me up. Like I'm, I mean, like, like you're discrediting,

like you said, groups of people who spend their entire lives helping children, trying to make sure that those kids... Yeah, but they probably do it for the big bucks. Or the big sex that they get. The big bangs. They get bangs for their bucks, I guess. From the kids. What's little bangs? Little bangs. A whole lot of little bangs

make up a big bang, Tom. That's what I tell all the ladies anyway. Sarah's got a punch card. Like a ticket The seventh one's an orgasm She's all excited at six Like oh yeah Next Tuesday sex night is gonna be awesome

Next month's Tuesday Third Tuesday of the month Seriously though I'm like I mean genuinely That's some horrible shit. That's, that's... It's like saying, like, don't call the fire department. All they come is with accelerant. You know what I mean?

There's like gasoline hoses. And, you know, you call, you show up and the Dalmatian attacks you or whatever. You know what I mean? You're basically saying this is an evil organization. You could feasibly... I know for sure

now, 100%. Because before when you and I were talking, we were talking about the Pizzagate guy. Even though this guy's insane, even though he's clearly the most gullible person on the planet, I think there's a part of you and I that at least can get,

we can get there with them. Yeah. We can be like, you know what? This guy has kids at heart. He's thinking about children. Right. Yeah.

I can't say that about her anymore. You know what I can't say? Like clearly you're just a nut. You're just a nut who's saying crazy shit to get views at this point. Yeah. Yeah. She's selling video. You're just a nut who's saying crazy shit to get views at this point. Yeah, she's selling video right now. You're just selling video. Yeah, she's selling video.

And you don't give a fuck about those kids. It's kind of the Alex Jones thing. Like, let me just keep saying crazy shit, you know, regardless of what those consequences might be because, you know, it gets me the thing that I want. I will say. The attention, the validation, the clicks, whatever. I got to say,

I think there should be some consequences to this. I think if you're taking Alex Jones, the people down for like when Alex Jones's videos down for saying something like those people are liars, they're actors, right? And you're hurting those group, that group of people. I think this is worse. I think this is exponentially worse than that. This is, this is undeniably quite an awful thing. This is undeniably quite an awful thing. This is evil.

It begs the question, does this violate YouTube's terms of service? Part of me thinks it has to. It has to in some way. And I hope it does. Because this should not exist on the internet. This is convincing people that the people that are there

to help and there's a large... Can't be trusted. And it's not just one group that she's singling out. She's singled out every single child group. I wouldn't be surprised if she was like, the Make-A-Wish Foundation

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It sounds familiar. I know this song. It sounds like Black Sabbath. It has that feel, yeah. Tom, we got a message from Phil. And Phil was talking about the wistful days of 2011. I remember. And Herman Cain and Michelle O'Bachman. We were all so innocent.

You know, we were all so innocent back in those days. Michelle O'Bachman. Michelle O'Bachman. Oh, God. We got it. Every time we got a name wrong, it was funny. And it's funny. And then they were never going to make it on their own.

Didn't Herman Cain have a pizza company? I think. I don't know. I was thinking like everyone's taxes were $10 or something. That's awesome. when he's like, he's doing like the SimCity version of taxing or whatever. What was his thing?

He had like a tax plan. He had like the $5 footlong tax plan. He did though. He had like some crazy like, why don't we just charge everybody like $11.40 or like, he's like made some stuff. I remember watching that guy and being like,

he doesn't know what he's doing. He'll never get elected. Oh, God. That literally is not a qualification standard now. It's not a prerequisite. You don't need any prerequisites anymore. What are the new prerequisites?

You don't need any prerequisites. Just get Michelle O'Bachman in there. Just get her in there. You know, the only reason that Michelle O'Bachman and Herman Cain weren't possible to be elected isn't because they were stupid and grossly incompetent. It's because one's black and the other's a woman. It's the only reason that we're going's a woman. That's the only reason we're going to make...

We live in the worst time. We are garbage. We are garbage every day. Every day we get worse. Oh, I drink to forget. I'm going to go home and roofie myself. Good Lord. This is from Brian.

He made a call to prayer. Allahu Akbar. Allahu Akbar. Allah. This song. Is this Tiny Dancer? Is this? This is not Tiny Dancer.

Oh, is that an Elton John song? Okay, no, it's not. Different gay guy. Okay. Okay. Guilty feet have got no reason. I got a message from Matt, number one. And he says, you should find out what state Rick Joyner lives in

and then send the DMV a copy of the tape where he sits and has a two-hour blackout while in control of a vehicle. Yeah, yeah. You're right, Matt. He should have to do, you know how like once you turn a certain age, you have to do the tests every year, right?

He should have to do the tests every year. He should have to do tests all the time. Are you translated up to Jesus or whatever? I want to talk about all the amazing people we met this last weekend. We got a message from Mike and we also got a message from a couple other people this

weekend because we got a chance to meet a ton of people. The people that we met this weekend, the people who enjoy Citation Needed, a lot of them came up to us and said, hey, I found that show through Cogdiss. Right. I love you guys. I love the show.

And a lot of people got a chance to express sort of how much this show means to them. And, you know, if they're, especially if they're, you know, spending long hours at work or they, you know, they just don't, they don't have a lot of people to talk to in their area about certain things.

This show means a lot to them. So we got a bunch of messages. There's one in here from Mike in particular, but there's a bunch of other messages that we got. And when you guys come up and say to us how much the show means to you, that means a lot to us. It genuinely means a lot to us. And I think for both of us,

I don't want to speak for you, but for me, I am constantly surprised that this thing that I do this show with my buddy. We goof around. We eat too much food. We just enjoy each other's company. We've been doing this for such a long time. And we meet people

and this connects with people in a way that I think is largely unintentional. But it's so gratifying. And so I'm grateful genuinely grateful to you guys Tom, we're talking about

90s dance music last episode especially 90s wedding dance music and Sarah says that she wound up at a Walmart at 5am to buy groceries you always want to question your decisions when you wind up at a Walmart at 5am, number one but it says in the time span of us being there we had to listen to the cha-cha slide,

the Macarena, the electric slide, the train, and the hokey pokey over the speakers. And they wound up, before they left, they played Rocky Horror. What fucking crazy fucking discount wedding warehouse version of Walmart were you at? That's some clown shoe ass motherfucker in the back who's just like, I'm going to put on my wedding dance mix. He's practicing for this

upcoming weekend. Just like, how did that even happen? Next is the chicken dance. So, there's a Mike Pence for president page. And someone

created a, it's like Ted Cruz for human president. At the bottom it says, this is a reminder to kill all your tiny dogs. And then the number of gays who have returned to the Lord is 382.

It's a funny, it's very funny. This is great. It's very funny. Mike Pence went to college. Yeah. Mike Pence won third prize in 1972

Indiana Junior Corn Contest. Mike Pence likes to watch movies. It's very funny. The best part is the tagline at the top says, see you tomorrow for tomorrow is now today. He's got there's some headings, Mike story,

what I ate, Mike facts, mother may I? It's going to take your time, but definitely we'll put a link on this week. Show us official, official Mike Pence.com. He sucks so bad.

And it's the best part is, is that like of all the people who deserve it, like that's a guy who deserves it. Yeah. We got an image and this image is from Casey and it's an image of a plaque. And the person's name is Richard. And in quotes, it's Dick.

So Richard Dick plows. And he says, he says, really didn't just stick with Richard or even rich. No, if my name was Dick plows, are you kidding me? I can't even imagine.

Are you fucking kidding me? That's the greatest name. Dick plows. Ever. You are. I don't care what you look like. You're in pornography. I don't care what you look like, you're in pornography. I don't care what you look like.

You could look like Eli Bosnick. And you would be in pornography. My job would just be to have that name all day. With a name like Dick Plows? Come on. Alright, this is from... No, no, leave it on. This is from Justin, a call to prayer. Allahu Akbar, Allahu Akbar.

This is from Justin, A Call to Prayer. Allahu Akbar, Allahu Akbar. Allah. The return to innocent. I hate this song so much. It's the worst song. It's not the worst song. This song puts me in pure moods. God, Enigma sucked so bad. All right.

We got two more calls to prayer. This is from Zach. Jesus. Calls to Prayer. This is from Zach. That was Jan Crouch is what it's called. So I'm suspecting Jan is doing Calls to Prayer into a fan there. So this is Call to prayer with chickens. I love this.

I think before summer's out, I am going to be driving down the street. Yep. Blaring that song. How awesome would that be? You come pulling up to a stoplight and the Bach song is playing. You gotta do it.

I might do it on my way home. That's fucking amazing. Well, that's going to wrap it up for this week. We are going to leave you like we always do with the Skeptic's Creed. Credulity is not a virtue. It's fortune cookie cutter, mommy issue,

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