Cognitive Dissonance - Episode 430: Jimmychurri

Episode Date: August 27, 2018

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Call 1-866-531-2600 or visit connectsontario.ca. Please play responsibly. This episode of Cognitive Dissonance is brought to you by our patrons. You fucking rock. Hello, Tom and Cecil. I just wanted to make a comment about episode 429. I noticed that it seemed deeply ironic that you talk about an article by Liz Crokin who talks about human trafficking rings and how Hillary Clinton is raping children, and yet there's an actual story about a real child sex ring that's been unearthed that she doesn't seem to mention. Glory hole, motherfucker. Hey, it's Ironman Cecil. This is Brian from East Bumfuck, Pennsylvania.

I just finished listening to your last episode, and you're talking about the guy named Dick Plows. Well, I got a better one for you. In college, I was writing some bullshit, literary criticism paper. It was fucking miserable. And I came across a guy, editor of a book, I swear to God, his name was Hugh G. Dick. And it really just made my life so much better at that moment. Glory to all motherfuckers. Be advised that this show is not for children, the faint of heart, or the easily offended. The explicit tag is there for a reason. recording live from glory hole studios in chicago this is cognitive dissonance every episode we blast anyone who gets in our way We bring critical thinking, skepticism and irreverence

To any topic that makes the news Makes it big or makes us mad It's skeptical, it's political And there is no welcome at This is episode 430 Of Cognitive Dissonance And Cecil, I am a little worried about this episode. I'm not going to lie to you, buddy.

I'm not sure it was such a slow news week. Yeah. What the fuck we're going to talk about? There's much to say. You know, it happens sometimes where you're looking through the news. You're like, ah, you know, I want to see what's going on. Is there going to be anything for the show? Is there anything interesting that happened this week?

I have one thing. Okay. Because I had an answer too. This last week, we talked about Anthony Magnabosco maybe talking to Liz. Yeah. And so I go on Twitter and some people have tweeted at both Anthony and Liz. Oh my God. Did they start talking?

And so Anthony came back with, wow, you guys need new spank material. And I don't disagree, Anthony. I like them. Okay. Well, here's the thing. I said I would masturbate to it forever. Yeah.

And I'm like, yes, I need that spank material is what I need. Right. But I did have an opportunity to go to Liz's Twitter. You did? I'm just like, you know what? Why don't I look at it? Because somebody went out of trouble to find it, so I found it. And how many followers do you think she has, Tom? This is going to be a question that feels like a trick question.

I'm going to go lowball and say she's got 400 followers. She has 88,000 followers on Twitter? Excuse me? 88,000 followers. I just want to say to our audience really quick, I know a lot of you don't like us on Twitter.

I know that you've just been, maybe you don't have a Twitter, or maybe you do when you haven't followed us on Twitter. It hurts my heart that she has 88,000. I know that it might not be real or whatever, but you know, if you guys could take a second, just a second, go log in your Twitter account and follow us on Twitter. And I think too, that I can say that in my years of public life, that I welcome this kind of examination because people have got to know whether or not their

president's a crook. Well, I'm not a crook. We have to talk about the Cohen story. Absolutely. So deep state. Holy shit. The deep state is getting real. And they have they have somehow found their way to Michael Cohen, Trump's personal attorney. This is like this is the craziest shit ever. So, you know, as everybody knows, Michael Cohen, Trump's a former personal attorney, by the way, I have to say, like, I don't like Donald Trump,

obviously very much. I think most of the shitty tweets is fucking awful. That one tweet is funny as fuck. He tweeted a tweet, which makes me laugh. That tweet is funny as fuck. It's something like, if anybody is in need of a good personal attorney,

I do not recommend Michael Cohen. It's super funny. It's super funny. It is super funny. Um, so, you know, Michael Cohen,

uh, took a plea deal and I, and I have to say like, as part of the plea deal, he pled guilty to, uh, violating campaign finance law. Um,

and he specifically said that the hush money that was paid to both Stormy Daniels and McDougal to cover up the affairs or whatever that Trump had with them, he specifically said that that money was arranged for at the behest of a federal candidate. Yeah.

Obviously talking about, obviously talking about candidate. Yeah. Obviously talking about, obviously talking about Trump. Yeah. And it says, and from this article that we're reading, this one is from the BBC, it says, under US election rules,

any payments made with the aim of influencing a vote must be reported. Yeah. So I want to just pause there. What the fuck? Like any, you got to pay people not to say stuff,

but then you just got to tell people that you did. Well, so like, so the question pay people not to say stuff, but then you just got to tell people that you did. Well, so like, so the question is, and I saw an interesting video that was put out by David Pakman. And he said that, you know, there's really, there's a, there's a break in the law no matter what. So Trump has come out afterwards and he said, look, you know, I knew about these payments, but I knew about them after the payments were already made. The money didn't come from my campaign. The money came from me personally. So now he's come all the way around full circle.

Because he initially denied these. He initially denied this. It was on one of those chips or whatever he had his fucking goofy hat on too big. It was too big for his goddamn head. And he's like, I never did any of that. It's all fake news. Right. And now the news is less fake.

Not so fake. So he said in an interview with Trump, nothing he did with those ladies was deep. No. It was shallow. Can you imagine Trump doing oral on either of those guys? God. Like, imagine. Okay.

So the dude's got a roast of a face. Like, how wide? You'd have to like, it's like you're riding a pommel horse. It's like a full straddle split. It's like Jesus Christ, it's like the back end of a mule to get it in there. His whole face is huge. There had to be a moment for both of those women

where Trump took his fucking shirt off. Right? Pause. Everybody stop and think about what that fucking Unless you're eating. Lumpy, hairy, 70 fucking whatever year old man stop and think about what that fucking unless you're eating unless you're eating lumpy hairy 70 fucking whatever your old man takes his fucking shirt off and fucking looks at you with whatever look as in his fucking beady little eyes and you've got to be thinking like how much money

am i gonna get for this? How much? I mean, like, there is a repugnance to that man that I can't even. What I hate about this story the most is that they're talking about him as a sexual being. And I'm just like, that's disgusting. Like, it's just so nasty. And now you're just like, great. what do you want me to think about again because I don't want to think about this you know

you have all these people that are anti-gay because once in a while they like close both their eyes and they're like I think he puts his pee pee in the other guy's butt and they freak out like this is this is orders of magnitude worse and an assault on all the senses.

It's so bad. But he basically paid this person off. And one of the things he tweeted out that day, Tom, was he said something to the effect of, Yeah, Michael Cohen just confessed to two things that aren't crimes. And I'm like, look, if I went into the fucking police station and I was like, hey guys,

I ate the last yogurt, lock me up. You know, and then the Trump supporters behind me are like, lock him up, lock him up. Like,

they're not going to lock you up. Like there's, you can't confess to something that isn't a crime. They'll just be like, great. Okay. You didn't water your grass

this morning. Okay. you can't plead guilty to that yeah there has to be a char like he's a fucking attorney you think that like as an attorney he's gonna be like i just i was and the judge is like no this isn't a crime we're gonna have to write a crime in in order for him to be guilty what the fuck and the thing is like so stupid tweet you've ever seen. So Trump went on Fox and he said like, look, I knew about the payments. I knew about him after the

fact. The money came from my personal account on my campaign account, but that doesn't matter. There's still a crime involved because if it came from the campaign money, then that money, you know, then that was a violation of campaign finance law. But if it came from his personal funds,

it should have been, as you noted before, it should have been disclosed. So either way, there's a fucking federal crime. I don't know how he gets out of this now because he went on fucking Fox and Friends and said it. He said he did it. He said, like, we are in a place where it's out loud and there's no takesies-backsies.

The question isn't if now, it's which. Which crime is more much true. Certainly, one of these things happened by his own fucking out loud and everything admission. This is a guy like, doesn't know when to just shut the fuck up and not say anything. Just don't like,

you ever watch that video? I know you watch that video. I think you sent it to me where it's like there's like a law professor's like, you ever get stopped by the cops? 27 minutes of the same thing. Don't say shit. Don't say anything. Don't say anything except for where is my

this guy should watch that video. Don't say anything. Yeah. We'll tweet crazy shit. What's crazy is that it's on Fox and Friends. I know. Why didn't they edit that out? Somebody's just like, maybe we should just not air this. Everybody. I was thinking that

like was there a moment where like fox was like god damn it this is news yeah and we sometimes do that really only yeah well you know the thing is is that you know there's definitely a different spin on fox but i think that you know they have every they have every they have the same drives that every financial financial drives that every other news news organization has. I, I was shocked about this, Tom, mostly because the Manafort thing that happened the same day seemed to eclipse this. And I was like, no, no, no, no, no. The Cohen thing is the big deal. no, no, no. The Cohen thing is the big deal. It's the only deal.

The Manafort thing, everybody was talking about it constantly. And I'm like, yeah, okay. Yeah, he's guilty. And I don't think that shocked anybody. No.

It didn't shock a single person. So like, yeah, he's guilty. And he's got, there's a possibility of up to 80 years and they still have 11 or 13 more counts that they can still try against him if they choose to do that because they were mistrials in the thing.

Right. So there's I mean, there's this guy is that guy's fucked. Yeah, he's super fucked. That guy's super fucked. So, you know, but but that doesn't have it. I know that everybody's talking about that in the sense like because there is something to be said about. I know it's going back many years, but there is a Russia connection there that I think everybody was sort of thinking about. And this really doesn't have that. This doesn't have that same thing, but it doesn't

matter because this is, this could be the thing, you know, the unindicted co-conspirator talk that they did with, uh, with Nixon when they got Nixon. This is the same thing. This is the same level of, he might be out in a couple of months because of this. What I'm hoping, here's what I'm hoping happens. I'm hoping that this piece of campaign reform type thing is the thing that he gets

taken out of office for and then after he's out of office is when they start laying all the charges of him being a treasonous fuckhead, if they do exist. So they put him in actual jail. So he can't pardon himself. So he can't be like,

have somebody like close to him, like his vice president party. So I got to ask you, like, do you think this is going to matter? I do. I do think that this is going to matter. If it doesn't matter in the actual sort of Senate right now,

it will matter in midterms. They're already talking about stopping this, this current vote for the new Kavanaugh. They're already starting to talk about this current because the Supreme Court is now looking for another place to fill. Once Kennedy said he was going to step down, they've nominated this person, Kavanaugh, who has a record, a very right wing record. And he would not be the swing vote that Kennedy is. Right. And so and so they were talking about maybe postponing this but now they're talking about postponing it and they were talking about postponing it because of just because of midterms but now they're talking about postponing it because it might be illegitimate if he's you know if we haven't yeah

if we have an ill if we have a criminal president but we do have a criminal like let's be clear yeah i don't care what you think right now as far as whether you approve of his performance. By his own admission, we have a criminal president. That's just a thing now. I don't think he gets impeached. I just don't see it. I don't think that they're,

because it's such a political fucking process. It has nothing to do with truth. It has nothing to do with anything other than politics. It's very possible. So I have like no, and I'm kind of okay with that. What I hope that this does is it lame ducks him. Yeah.

I hope that this hamstrings him so that he becomes basically just like a fucking loud, angry child. Yeah. I worry that Trump has allowed angry child. We'll use the unilateral powers of the presidency to do damage to this country out of spite. I, I would not put him, but that, I wouldn't need it at all. Um,

I would not put it past him to get us into a war to distract from all of this shit. We made this bet. And the fact that we now have to sleep in it is a fucking national travesty and it's an embarrassment yeah this is an embarrassment like that we elected this guy and that like now there's all this like i mean like there's never gonna be a time in u.s history where we didn't do this to ourselves. Holy shit. This fucking story is from churchandstate.org. New York Bishop rapes,

shames, abuse victims. Boys are culpable for their actions at seven years old. Now, that's a bit of a misleading title, but not real misleading. So this is in reference to Bishop Robert Cunningham. He's the guy, the bishop of the Diocese of Syracuse, New York. And when he is being asked questions about whether or not children were partly to blame for the abuse. He said, the age of reason is seven. So if you're at least seven, you're culpable for your actions. Now, I know that that's the position of the church, is that there's an age of reason at

the age of reason, culpability, responsibility for your actions. But that isn't how being victimized works and like we've talked about this before it's like the fucking easiest thing to get right is to say no kids are never responsible for being raped literally nothing a kid could do ever go walk around with a fucking lubed up asshole on a sign that says fuck me here yeah And it doesn't make any difference. That kid is never responsible for being raped. Yeah. I just want to point out too, I talked about this.

Yeah. This was something I brought up, this age of reason thing. I brought this up maybe two or three months ago. And I had said, maybe one of the reasons why these priests do this sort of thing is they think that these people are, these, these children are older than they actually are because the church treats them like quasi adults at a certain point. They say you're, you're, you have responsibility for your sins. And like I said, it was about seven years old and we talked about this on the show. And I said, yeah, the age of reason might be a real problematic. And here's a guy saying, no, the age of reason, that's why they're culpable.

It's like, the thing is like, even if that was an adult, an adult is never culpable for being raped. You know what I mean? Like it doesn't matter like what your decision making process was. Right. And,

and it, and I was thinking about this. It's like, it's so easy to not, to, to not get this wrong. Right. And I was thinking about this. It's like it's so easy to not to not get this wrong. Right. There is no there is no woman that could be in your home that would not be safe. Right. There is no wallet that could be left on your doorstep that you would steal because you're not a fucking thief and you're not a rapist. Like the people who steal your shit are thieves. That's it.

It's not a matter of like, well, I got really tempted. And so it's kind of your fault for tempting me. That is an argument made by people who are criminals and just want to get out of it. Right. Yeah.

All the, all the, all they want to offset some of that. Right. Yeah. Then the, the only reason then we're not doing things is because we're afraid we're going to get caught. Yeah. Which means the only reason then we're not doing things is because we're afraid we're going to get caught yeah which means that like internally we're always like is

the only thing that's ever holding us back from from doing the wrong thing is a set of consequences not because there's some internal drive that says the wrong thing is fucking wrong well you got to think about too i've talked to many people who are religious who say the reason why they don't do things is because they think god's watching them. The reason I remember having a vivid conversation, I vividly remember having a conversation with a guy who I used to work with who I said, well, I just, I'm good because I'm good. And he's like, he's like, well, I, if, if there was no God, I would just go out there right now and just take money out of the register. I'm like, if you took money out of the register, you'd be fired. I'm like, that's not... There's already consequences

right now. You don't have to wait till later. You get consequences tomorrow. But the problem is that there are people out there who have this mindset and they think, oh, there's a consequence out there. There's some big hillbilly in the sky

who's watching me. The thing is that if you are that guy, if you are the kind of person that the only reason you don't engage in the wrong behavior, whatever the wrong behavior is, is because you're afraid of the consequences, then you're a bad person. Like you are an un, even if you never do the thing, you are an unethical person. You are an unethical person Because as soon as the As soon as the Veneer of respectability

Falls away at your heart What you want Is to steal or behave Poor like you don't care About other people you don't care About what's fair what's right Those things don't matter to you all that matters is you What you want and if you can get away with it

And that is The absolute root of being Unethical Those things don't matter to you. All that matters is you, what you want, and if you can get away with it. And that is the absolute root of being unethical. So I guess at some point, just admit, yeah, I'm a shitty person. And I'm just afraid. Because what that means is you're a shitty person who is also a coward. And that's the reason you don't misbehave, is you're afraid. So you're both a shithead and a coward. There's no way out of that. Yeah.

These guys, like these guys are people that like would look at a second grader and be like, well, it's not real clear if maybe they had, I mean, like what if they had a real tempting asshole? The second,

the second graders like, oh, well for Christmas, I want a pillow pet and a heavy pet. I want a transformer and I want to be an oral performer. It's just, I mean, and you're right. Like no second grader can seductively

bat their eyes at you and become culpable in any of that. Right. Like, it's just, it's ridiculous. It's absolutely absurd. I, I remember when I was a young, like very, very young, maybe five or six, I had a crush on my babysitter. Right.

And I used to want to give her a hug all the time and lay with her all the time. And I had a huge crush on her. My babysitter didn't rape me. My babysitter could have rape me. My babysitter could have probably raped me, though. There was an acceptance. I wanted some contact with my babysitter because she was

a beautiful teenager. I saw her and thought she was gorgeous. I wanted to be around her. I know your son had a similar thing with his aunt. He always wanted to be around his aunt because his aunt was beautiful. And so, like, I understand that, right? And there's a chance there, right?

Like, that person could abuse that in some way. But they're not disgusting. And they don't. Right. That's it. And if the only thing that holds you back from doing any time there's a right and wrong, right? And, like, most of the time, let's a right and wrong right and like most of the time let's be honest right and wrong is most of the time pretty fucking easy and pretty simple pretty

simple we pretend that it's complicated but it's not most of the time what's right and what's wrong is pretty fucking pretty fucking cut and dry when you just when the only thing that holds you back from doing the wrong thing is that you're too much of a coward to face the fucking consequences. That just means you're a shitty person who is also a coward. And then you have at this point somebody who's saying, look, you know, there's a person here on this side

who's just like, look, it's their fault more than it's mine or it's their fault equal to these other priests. It's their fault as much. Right. It's just somebody who's just, like you said, if they're a coward,

the reason why, they're also a coward when it comes to all the consequences of the shitty stuff they've done. Yeah. So they're a coward then too and they want to try to deflect as much blame as they can.

I don't want to be completely to blame here. Yeah, maybe I did a couple things that were bad, but they're also. I'm curious where you stand on this. This is from the New York Times. Silent Sam Confederate statue

was toppled at University of North Carolina. Silent Sam is a Confederate statue that stood in Chapel Hill, North Carolina at the university there. And there was a demonstration. Students surrounded the statue. They put up some barriers in place. They held arms in concentric circles. And they worked and they knocked that statue down. The statue had been

standing for like 50 or 100 years. A long time. I saw a funny meme and it said, who would win? And it said, it had the statue of Silent Sam and it just had a rope and it said, or ropey boy. I thought it was really funny. I was like, who would win? Yeah, we know

who won. Right. So yeah, like they knocked the statue down. And then, you know, you've got now you've got you've got an interesting argument and I can see genuinely both sides of it. So I'm curious how you feel about this story. Well, I think right now I'm slowly as time goes on, I'm sort of forgetting Silent Sam. I don't know who he was. I don't know anything about him. Like the longer the statue stays on the ground, Tom,

the more it's like back to the future where things disappear and you don't remember the past because of it. So I'm going to do my best to understand. Because without a statue, how do we know what happened? So slavery in this country was practiced for 100 plus years and was absolutely abhorrent. We split families up.

We, you know, the people who lived here, I don't want to say we because I'm an immigrant, so fuck you. But the families that were here split other families up, split up wives and took babies away and had their way with people, like, you know, raped them and did awful shit, killed them when they wanted to, worked them to death. It was a horrible, horrible, horrible human atrocity, period. Human atrocity, period. Human atrocity. I would not feel any remorse whatsoever if someone pulled down a Himmler statue. I'd be like, yeah, I'll remember who that is. I'll know who that is. I don't need any reminders of who that is. So the idea that someone is removing the representation of an atrocity that happened in this country does not affect me at all.

The lawlessness and the vigilantism of it. I don't care. You're okay with it. I wouldn't do it. I wouldn't do that. At the end of the day, it happened. I'm curious. I was curious how you were going to stand on it. But I feel very similarly

like we have this monument was put up by the Daughters of the Confederacy. Yeah, we talked about that on Citation Need. So it's a group of people that has been trying to change the narrative of the Confederate South from one that

was really a narrative that defended slavery and was willing to engage in acts of sedition and treason in order to maintain that tradition of inhumanity, right? And they try to change that narrative into this Northern Aggression bullshit, you know, the honor of the South and all the rest of that garbage. None of that is historically accurate. It's not true. And like when this statue was put up, there was a speaker the day that the statue was erected. There was a speaker who stood in front of that statue and jubilantly declared that just

a hundred yards away from this statue, he had horse whipped a Negro woman for offending a white woman until her skirt hung in tatters. whipped a negro woman for offending a white woman until her skirt hung in tatters so like i know that there are people who've got their their fucking pearls in hand yeah that are like oh my god we are just letting the vigilantes have their way but like at some point like when the mob is right and and this is this is a difficult spot right this is admittedly this is a difficult spot, right? This is, admittedly, this is a difficult spot. But there are some questions which are right and wrong and are easy answers, right? Yeah.

They're easy. And this is an easy answer issue. So, like, fucking tear that shit down! I want to read one part of the article, though, because it says, protesters tried to bury the fallen statue's head in the North Carolina dirt. And it's like, you people are fucking weird, man.

Like there's a level and that's super weird. That's all I'm saying. Bury the head while it's still attached to the rest of the statue. Now it's just upside down. Yeah, and also it's not like it was alive. We don't have to bury it dead. It wasn't a statue of an ostrich.

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basically ICE folks. And when he called this guy out, like he called this dude out, he's a Hispanic ICE guy. He basically says, he's like, hey, the guy who was responsible for this stuff that happened, 78 people he found or whatever, and he's like, why don't you come up here?

And as the guy's getting out of his seat and working his way up to the front of the room, he says to the audience, he speaks perfect English. Just blurts it out like we should all be shocked. Look, I know he's Hispanic, but wow. Does that guy speak perfect English?

Could you imagine if he called up a black accountant and he was just like, don't worry, he knows how to do maths. Like, I mean, like how racist is that? If this guy speaks perfect English and he stood on stage with Trump, he would be the only one on that stage speaking perfect English. Also, he speaks English perfectly. at stage speaking perfect English. Also, he speaks English perfectly. So, I just... You look at this and it's like, this guy is kind of unbelievable,

the kind of nonsense he gets away with. The kind of stuff he says. Yeah, it's almost like he's going to be like, say goodbye to your gringo buckets. You know what I mean? Like, he's like that... You remember that scene when he's like, this is certified by real life Mexicans.

Do you remember? We're listening to that. I do. It's the same thing. It's like treating people certified by real life Mexicans. Do you remember we were listening to Jim Baker? It's the same thing. It's like treating people that are Hispanic like they're something to point at and be like, look at him. He can ride a bicycle.

Holy shit. A Mexican on a bicycle just like real people. My goodness. Oh my God. Can he drive a car? Does he wear pants? Can we teach him to read? Unbelievable. Is he wearing one of those weird hats. Oh, my God. Can he drive a car? Does he wear pants? Can we teach him to read? Unbelievable. Is he wearing one of those weird hats, though? Oh, my God.

Is it a sombreri? Is it whatever they call it? Look at that. Un-fucking-real. Speaks perfect English. Speaks perfect English. Says a man who can't read and write. Says a man who can't spell things correctly on Twitter.

Your phone has auto-correct. Everybody has a way of interpreting them to be the truth or not true. There's no such thing, unfortunately, more of fact. Oh, my God. I don't know what to do anymore. New York Times.

Giuliani, who is Trump's new-ish personal lawyer, says truth isn't truth in defense of Trump's legal strategy. So I want to read, I want to read the transcript from, from what was actually said. And this was on meet the press.

So they're, we're talking about like the worry about a perjury trap. So part of the reason he doesn't want to talk to Mueller. And we talked about this a couple of weeks ago is because he can't even tell one lie. Now they're talking about, he can't even tell a lie. I can't even tell a lie. Now they're talking about... He can't even tell one lie. He can't even tell a lie. How is he

supposed to get out of trouble if he doesn't lie about it? How is he supposed to get on television? So now they're talking about how he would not want Giuliani as the attorney, wouldn't want Trump to testify, so he gets trapped into perjury.

So the response is, and when you tell me that, you know, he should testify because he's going to tell the truth and he shouldn't worry. Well, that's so silly because it's somebody's version of the truth, not the truth, Mr. Giuliani said. So Mr. Todd says,

truth is truth. Can we just stop there for a second? And what I would like to do is play that tap song for truth. I know. You know what I mean? Like, can we just, yeah, can we just, you know, have a burial? You know what happened is we pulled the statue of truth downtown.

That's what happened. Yeah, we buried its fucking head. We mouth fucked it a little first, and then we buried its fucking head. It came on its face in a big circle. Truth is truth, Mr. Todd insisted. Giuliani said, no, it isn't truth. Truth isn't truth. As he says this, Mr. Todd leaned his head onto his hand and said, truth isn't truth.

And then he looked up and said, this is going to become a bad meme because we are now in a place where we can watch reality cease to matter in real time. It's like that one Simpsons where he's like, I can watch her heartbreak. If I slow this down, I can see the exact moment. It was right there.

And it's funny too because you could just slow down. You don't even have to slow it down because it's already a slow motion car wreck, this entire process. But this harkens back, this is not a new concept. This concept has been around since the beginning of the Trump presidency. I don't know if you remember, we were listening to a woman who said facts aren't facts.

Alternative facts. Well, they're alternative facts. But then another lady we played on the show said, the problem is today that facts are not facts. She said like facts are not, they're not facts. She said, like, facts are not facts. And you're like, okay, well, we have come to a point, like you said earlier, like the perfect

postmodern point, where we're just like, there's no objective truth. It's all subjective. Like, even like basic questions about did this thing happen? When did it occur? We are not willing to concede that, like we're at a place

where like the leader of the free world is not willing to concede whether something happened or not is a real. Like we're not willing to say that is a real anymore. We're willing to say like, depends on whether I can get away with it

depends on what happened. It's really interesting and it's funny, and it's funny too, because I wonder, you know, we're talking earlier about Trump and you know, what the consequences are. I wonder what another group of people would say if those consequences come back and there's, you know, there's clearly court documents and evidence that says that this happened, that, you know, he paid these prostitutes. I mean, I guess, kind of. I mean, if you get paid to have sex with somebody. You know, here's the thing. Now we're just quibbling about the price.

No, I don't know, man. I think at a certain point, like when you're getting that much money for it, you're not a prostitute anymore. Now you're a fucking job creator. But in any case, this, you know, they might see it and they might say something like i don't believe it i don't think it's real yeah i don't think that's true and this is already happening with some of the q stuff where that something will come out and they'll be like no

that's just what that is is that somebody in the in that Q is control or whatever. I don't even know. Fuck it. I'm not going to pretend to know. Right. But in any case, you know, they're, they're going to say something along the lines of that's not a real thing. And it's happened. And we were just like, no, that's, or Trump will say something and they'll deny it.

I mean, it's, it's to that point where we're, it's to the point where like, there's like a mass delusion. It's like a mass. It is. It is. Yeah. Because now, now what truth is, is it, it's like, it's like all mass delusion. It is. Because now what truth is it's like all of a sudden

everybody is living in a choose your own adventure book and everyone's got their finger on the decision page. And you're flipping forward like I didn't like that one I'll just go back and make the other choice. That's not what happened though. Allahu Akbar! Allahu Akbar! Allahu Akbar! Allahu Akbar!

Allahu Akbar! Allahu Akbar! Allahu Akbar! Allahu Akbar! Allahu Akbar! Allahu Akbar! Allahu Akbar! This is crazy. This is from ABC News. Indonesian woman

irked by mosque noise convicted of blasphemy? This is crazy. It's from ABC News. Indonesian woman irked by mosque noise, convicted of blasphemy. This is like, this reminds me of Sharon. This is living across from a church. Fucking amazing, man. So this fucking Chinese woman lived like near a mosque. And the mosque was like fucking loud. It was fella Akbar-ing her like super loud.

So she's like, that's super loud. So she's like, that's real loud. And they're like, enjoy prison. And then, hold on a second because it says mobs burned

and ransacked at least 14 Buddhist temples throughout this place. And it said a port town in Sumatra in a July 2016 riot following reports

of this complaint about the mosque's noisy loudspeakers. They ran like 14 Buddhist temples because somebody said they were loud. They were so mad about being loud that they fucking were really loud. Yeah. But their God was okay with them being loud. Can you imagine like your neighbors are having a party?

And you're just like, you know what? Fuck you. You're really loud. And the neighbors are just like, all right, we're going to burn down Pittsburgh. Like that's it. I'm going to be a little louder. I'm going to get my gun. I can't believe this is so crazy.

This is crazy. That is genuinely insane. After the first half a dozen Buddhist temples that you burn are you like yeah okay guys have we addressed this bitch's fucking noise complaint yet or do we have there's another eight on our stop it's like

it's like there's like a mob crawl like a pub crawl for mobs they just burn everything down and there's one asshole in the back one of those cranky things that makes the noise there's a guy with a back with one of those cranky things that makes the noise. There's a guy with a kazoo. You know the guy at the mosque who's in charge of the loudspeakers just like grinning

like turns it the fuck up. Who's fucking talking now motherfuckers? He invites Spinal Tap to turn it up to 11. Okay. I get it. You know, you want to be the religion of peace i get it i get it you want to make over i get it stop fucking turning into a mob because somebody said you were allowed

that's the first step the first step guys is admitting you have a problem okay that's the first step yeah like remember we talked earlier about like when the mob tears down a statue that like is a monument to racism and violence. That's good. Mom. Good. Bad mom. Did that woman say that the mosque was too loud?

Yeah. That's like burn a dozen and a quarter buildings. They just fucking just keep right. The fuck. What does that have? Does the mosque less loud now? I know, right? It doesn't even address her concern.

She's going to come home from prison. It's still going to be loud. It's fucking insane. It'd be funny if the prison was next door to her house and she had to listen to it for 18 months or whatever. God. That's demonic, everybody. It is absolutely demonic.

This story is from Right Wing Watch. Firefighter prophet Mark Taylor says the military is gearing for underground war with pedophiles. Firefighter prophet? So Cecil, when you read that headline and you read the word underground. Yeah. I mean, hidden pedophiles, right? Like, like, like they're like secret, like secret, secret, like hidden. Okay.

Yeah. All right. Let's play it. Right now, underground's being exposed as well. The underground child sacrifices, the sex trafficking rings. Where's that stuff taking place at, Sam? Underground. Wait, does he mean like literal underground?

Under the ground. Wait, so they... Like Morlocks. Why can't you sacrifice a kid in like, like your loft apartment? Like, why is that not? You look at some of these places, like especially Podesta or whatever. He's got a giant loft building.

What does he have to go underground for? Just do it right in the middle of there. You got a nice skylight shining down on this kid. You got a fireplace going in the corner. You could put black candles all over this motherfucker. It'd be super awesome. Plus, when you're breathing heavy, you don't want all that radon from the basement in your lungs. Exactly. And, you know, when you're burning

this kid as a burnt offering, you can at least put him underneath the hood, that really nice fucking Viking hood you have in the kitchen. Because down below, you've got carbon monoxide problems from all those cremations. And then you've got to wipe the soot off your wine collection after you're done. Why do that?

We got a fucking cask of a Monteato. All these kids just fucking wall them up. Do it underground. Underground. Does he make any sense? This is a guy who like, what is it? Read about underground railroads.

Like really the railroads under the ground. So was it like all the way from the South to the North? Choo choo motherfucker. In the tunnels. I mean, literally all this stuff's being exposed look at jeffrey epstein island they're finding all the he was spending 18 million dollars to fill in those tunnels why because they had underground tunnels where they were doing the child sacrifice they were having

a dining room where they had cannibalism going on underground why that just seems okay first off don't put your dining room in the basement. Unless you're in like a garden level apartment you can't afford, you can't do anything else. But otherwise, dining room in the basement, that's just...

It's just not weird. It's not good. It's awkward. Sometimes a little light, a little natural light. Get a little musty smell down there sometimes. When you're serving up like leg of Republican

or whatever they think that they're eating. Little kids. Is it exclusively kids? I think so. Do adults just get like gamey and rangy or what? Yeah. I mean, come on. You want to eat.

You got to catch them when they're young because they're tender. Most Americans are pretty fucking sedentary. I would think that meat would be pretty well marbled. Yeah, but I just think it gets old after a certain point. You'd probably have to just cook it slow and they don't want to wait. You know what I mean? They want to just flash it on a grill and just, you know, like,

let's get on with our day. Come on, I don't have 36 hours to sous vide this Republican. I just want to flash this on the grill. When you're in the mood for long pork, you're in the mood for long pork. Absolutely. Do you serve that with a mint sauce, you think? It cuts down, again, like, I think it goes to your point.

If it's a little gamey, you want to add a little bit to that. Add a little mint sauce to that, yeah. Maybe a chimichurri would be good with a kid. Especially a kid named Jimmy. Chimichurri? Chimichurri would be amazing. That would be delicious. It's all going on underground.

Now, the Lord showed me something. Why is it going on underground? Because, number one, they don't have any resistance underground. What? The dirt is like, because we're just being hyper literal about this thing. Underground, wouldn't

dirt offer resistance to the digging of these tunnels? What is the Lord? He's like, I can't see him out of sight, out of mind. I guess I can't see him underneath that ground there. Whoopsie. Everything in my basement is just like, what is the Lord's like? Nope. I can't see him out of sight, out of mind. I guess I can't see him underneath that ground there. Whoopsie. Everything in my basement is just like international waters. What the fuck?

There's no resistance underground. Is there, is there a different level of resistance above? Yeah. Like if you're just in your house, it's the same level of concealed as underground. I don't understand. Like, are people like, are you a pedophile? I was in a tunnel. Fuck! What can we do about it?

Check the law books. Does it say anything about fucking kids in tunnels? You're like a pirate underground. What the fucking what do you mean? Have a letter of mark to go out. What resistance? Like the fucking Ewoks fighting the stormtroopers?

What are you kidding me? And number two, they're closer to the entities digging down that they're trying to invoke. Oh my god, he thinks there's fucking demons under Kato. We're getting like seven feet closer to him? He thinks there's like demons under there. He doesn't know they're at Quiznos.

He has no idea. He doesn't realize. You should check the cooler. They're there with the coyotes. It's fine. They're just like cooling off. It's been a hot summer. Trying to get nice and fresh enough. Oh, God. I just wanted a turkey ranch and Swiss here in my tunnels fucking these kids.

Can you imagine? Smells like weird sex stuff down there. Through life, thinking that under your feet there's a real demon that's like... Did you hear? As you're walking,

it's like touching the ground underneath you. I can almost get you. Do they think that if you dig too deep, you can get to hell? They must! Do you think that if you dig too deep, you can get to hell? They must! Do you think that you dig that if you had, like, if you had a big enough shovel... These are the same people, though, that think a babble

is a thing, like the Tower of Babel. Is, like, the devil, like, gonna look up one day and there's gonna be, like, pebbles hitting him in the head and there's just gonna be, like, this beam of light and somebody's gonna be like, I didn't order a skylight in hell! What the fuck? Everybody who's drilling for water, he just

tapes a note and be like, go 75 feet west. I stopped drilling into my living room. Holy shit. You keep fucking up the direct TV. My signal's all fucked up. Thanks a lot, Mark Taylor.

You're so stupid that you think there's little demons underground. Can I ask when you were... So ridiculous, Tom. Come on, it's stupid. It's stupid, though. Do religious people believe that hell's physically a real place you can get to? I never thought it was a real place. When I was religious, it never occurred to me that it would be real.

I thought it was a spiritual place. Same thing with heaven. I don't know if it was like, you know, like you're flying into 747 and you're just like, hey, dad! Yeah, right? Like, I didn't think anybody believes that. I thought it was like a spiritual place. This guy thinks it's Iowa.

Like, this guy thinks you could get, like, Google Maps your way down there. Admittedly, though, this guy probably thinks there's like a like this guy thinks you could get like google maps your way down there admittedly though this guy probably thinks there's like a center to the earth though like i i like this is not the only conspiracy weird shit this guy like like dinosaurs and shit like journey to the center of the earth where it's like yeah like there's oh my god so now what we have come up with is a strategy to repent because what happens when you repent you disarm the enemy you take away their legal right. So now it helps in your

spiritual warfare. Not your prayer. That's for God. Warfare the enemy. I don't know what any of that. That meant nothing. Like none of the things he said right now. I was like, whatever, bro. It takes away their legal right. These guys talk about like

the legal rights. I've heard that a couple times, yeah. Legal rights, yeah. What the fucking... Where are these books? The legal... You're just like, well, according to subsection 3, paragraph 2, article 9... In your warfare toward the enemy, we want to disarm the enemy first, which would be repentance. So we're repenting for what's going on on the land, which we've been doing a great job on.

Now we're going underground and we're doing it. We're repenting for what's going on underground. We need to disarm. Why do I have to repent for things I didn't do? How would that even work? It doesn't make any sense. My understanding of repentance is like where I'm like, I made a mistake and I feel bad about it. Isn't that repentance?

Repentance is asking somebody you did wrong to forgive you so that you feel better about it. It has to be something, you know, that's related to you. Like I wouldn't repent for someone else's adultery. Right. That wouldn't make any sense. Right. I want to repent for my own adultery. make any sense, right? I want to repent for my own adultery. The lots

of adultery that I've committed. The multitudes of adultery that I've committed throughout my relationship. I want to be able to repent for that stuff. I want you to be able to, but you can't. I don't. So that's why they're doing that.

They're closer to the entities. They're invoking. And of course, it's a secret. But they have no resistance. The only resistance, you've got to remember this, the only resistance the enemy has is from me and you. And if we're not going underground, so to speak, and dealing with them.

Like physically? Like physically. Like physically going underground into the rape tunnels to say you're sorry to Jesus. And you got to wave your cross around with all the water that shoots out of it. Like this is all very literal. So like the demons have like swords and they're like, I dropped my sword because you said you were sorry to Jesus. I don't have a legal right to that sword anymore. God damn it.

I would pick it up. But, you know, I don't want to break the law. I don't want to break the law. I don't want to break the law. I'm just a rape demon. I'm just really, I am just the embodiment of evil, but I don't want to, look, even I have rules.

It's like the demon's like, I can't go in the ladies' restroom. There's a sign that says ladies. What do you mean? It's a sign, people. Come on now. Those issues and repenting for that, they have zero resistance

and they know it. So it's time for the resistance, man. You know what I mean? Hashtag resistance. So now, you know, yeah, hashtag. Oh my God.

What the fuck was that? I think he got a little excited. Oh my God. What the fuck was that? I think he got a little excited. Oh my God. I think that's way up and dumb. I will say that the audio does not do this piece justice. I will say this guy, he physically bounced in his seat when he said hashtag resistance.

And then he put up two, like two of his fingers on each hand to do a hashy taggy symbol while he was bouncing. I'm just going to relay what I saw. That's all. Like a kid at Christmas. That's why Tom said

that, because he got real excited about it. Oh my god. I think he was just excited that he told a joke. I came up with a hashtag. It's going to go viral. It's time to go viral. It's time to literally start repenting for what's going on under the ground in these tunnels. This, that, and the other. Disarm the enemy

so that we can go after it. Now, it's awfully funny, too. I read an article where the military is literally training to start fighting underground because so much of that's going on underground right now. As opposed to like they never considered fighting underground before. The military is like, well, what if they had a tunnel?

Well, I don't know. We haven't thought about digging since World War I. We haven't thought about tunnels since, I don't know, Vietnam. I mean, like, where are we supposed to follow them in the tunnels in Vietnam? We've been digging trenches since World War I. And also just the idea like,

okay, how different is that from i don't know being in a building like how different is it i was gonna say like the way we deal with it now it's like i don't know keep dropping bombs on until the tunnel collapses hey can we throw another cluster bomb in there just keep putting stuff in there until everything that's alive isn't alive anymore look here's the thing we'll just kill all their families with drones right and then they'll be real sad cry they'll be real sad we'll treat them like gophers from fucking caddy shack you want answers i think i'm entitled you want answers i want the truth you can't handle the truth just straight from right wing watch emp attack economic collapse, await U.S. absence, a great awakening, warns Rodney

Howard Brown. How am I going to have a great awakening? My alarm clock's fucked up from the EMP attack. Does it make any sense? You got to get one of those old-timey ones. Oh, yeah, like the cranky ones? Uh-huh, right, with the bells on the top. Yeah, look like a couple of titties. I love that one. I know. That's good stuff.

That's the one I had as a young man. I still think about that alarm clock sometimes when it's late and I'm lonely. Fiddling that little area up there on top where the bell attaches. The little nipple on top. The little nubule. All right. This is Rodney Howard Brown. If we don't have a great awakening, people are going to have a rude awakening.

So hold on a second. How clever do you think he was when he wrote that? That's pretty clever. Right? It's pretty clever because it says Awakening. You know that when he wrote that, he's like, honey, look at this line. Oh, I'm going to love this one. Babe, come over. Come over. Come over.

Come over. Okay. I'll get you later. Because let me paint just two scenarios, which are not far-fetched. The number one, a total collapse of the United States dollar. That means Monday morning, you wake up. Wait, why? Yeah, why?

Why would that happen? Let me paint a scenario. It's not far-fetched. Everybody turns into an elephant on Thursday. And then the following things, and then your pants will not fit. And then we have to deal with this pants situation. We're like,

how did we all turn elephants? That's like literally the elephant in the room here. You have to explain how this happened. Well, I mean, I think you could, we can get there if we start talking about, you know,

like the deep state, Tom, I think that we can get there if we start talking about, you know, like the deep state, Tom. Oh, my God. I think that we can get there. Oh, my God. Yeah. Okay. All right. I'm just going to beat myself to the metal.

The result will be that there'll be no food in the store within 12 hours. And there'll be riots. And there'll be fires, evidently. They just switched over to a picture of a fire. So, like, there's no food. You're like, I don't know. Let's eat fire. Yeah.

Try fire. If there's a total collapse of're like, I don't know. Let's eat fire. Yeah. If there's a fire, there's a total collapse of the dollar and people stop doing things. Yeah. It'd be fucking perfect pandemonium. But again, it's like that. You might as well just be like, imagine this.

There's a zombie virus. It's the same thing. How did it happen? Like you have to, you can't start with a consequence. It's so funny. Cause he starts with a consequence and then moves forward with additional consequences. More consequences.

All right. In the streets, we'll go to Marshall Ball. I've been inside the Congress. I've spoken to a high level. On a tour. You were probably on a fucking tour. Inside the Congress. I've been inside the Congress.

I've been inside the Congress. Oh no, he's talking about certain congressmen. He's been inside of them. You know what I mean? Like I've been inside the Congress. I've been inside the Congress. Oh no, he's talking about certain congressmen. He's been inside of them. You know what I mean? Like I've been inside the Congress. And I guess if you do one from each house, then you've been inside the whole thing. That's a representative.

He really is working for me. There's people on the finance committee and they've confirmed what I'm saying. So I'm not making this up. That's how close we are to total catastrophe in our nation. Wait, hold on. No, hold on. No.

Aren't we talking about like how amazing Trump's economy has been? Like, isn't that been their talking points forever? Okay. Yeah. So far for like the last two years, like even, even like a month into his presidency when they're just like, he's the greatest president ever. Look at these gains, bro. Yeah, but did you see what he tweeted the other day? He said,

if I get impeached, everyone's going to be poor because the economy's going to collapse. Everybody's going to be poor, yeah. Because we're all sucking off the teat of Trump. Of government, right, yeah. An EMP attack on America. Wait, where'd this come from he said it out loud and so now it's the same thing that happened why the dollar collapsed because it

got emp'd talks out our electrical grid do you know what the cities will do if there's no electricity high-rise buildings can't even go up and down the elevator people dying hospitals you can't even imagine the scenarios. It'd be like Puerto Rico. All we have to do is just imagine Puerto Rico. Just imagine what it's like to be out in Puerto Rico for the, what, five months or whatever? More than that. It was longer than that before they had, yeah, a year.

Yeah, but there's places that's been a year. There's places that still do not have electricity. They announced the other day that the entire island. Oh, really? Yeah, they announced do not have electricity. They announced the other day that like the entire island. Oh, really? Yeah, they announced it recently. Oh, that's great. Like the entire island. Because that was recent.

Yeah, September to August. Very recent. Yeah, very recent. Fucking crazy. Turn their back on God. The Bible says righteousness exalts a nation. People have forgot God. People have forgot the reason that this country is so great.

I'm just glad that nobody ever talks about religion. I know. You know? Could you imagine living in a country where they do that all the time, Tom? That would be terrible. That would be gross. It'd be weird if like every single candidate for major office

highlighted their religiosity as part of their qualifications. That would be awkward. It would be really much worse, I think, if a president came in and then removed sort of the teeth and or the amendment that says that, you know, religious people that run a religious organization that get nonprofit status can sort of endorse candidates and become part of it. That would be weird if that had just recently happened. That would be crazy if something like that happened.

Or if like there was a pending Supreme Court nominee who held deep religious views that influences decision making. Gosh. Man. It's just like. It's's just like, we should be lucky. They're right. We should feel lucky that they never mentioned religion here in the United States. When you read Romans chapter one, the Bible says when a culture starts to decline, there's an obsession with sexual perversion. And then it says they forever and then-

Let me tell you something, buddy. There's been an obsession with sexual perversion. And then it says they forever invented... Let me tell you something, buddy. There's been an obsession with sexual perversion since people have been putting their dick in things. The idea that somehow we've... Look at the Victorian times or whatever that were supposed to be really uptight. Everybody was like, you can't even look at an ankle and everybody's fucking up to the neck,

from the neck to the shoe and all the way down to the wrist. You can't ever see anything. And it was like you know you can't even look at an ankle and everybody's like fucking up to the neck from the neck to the shoe and right all the way down to the wrist you can't ever see anything and it was like this really sort of that's what the the vision that we have of that you don't think people were fucking like rabbits like you don't think there was adultery and sexual perversion and whatever anything sexual perversion i don't know what it means either as long as there's two consenting people there's no even know what sexual perversion means. I don't know what it means either. As long as there's two consenting people, there's no such thing as sexual perversion. Right, right. Like you fucking, if you're fisting me with the horns and I'm okay with it, then great.

Sexual perversion is just a stranger being judgy about what other people do in the bedroom. That's exactly it. There's no such thing as sexual perversion. Hey, you know, yeah, like if you want to, if like you're a cutter and your person you're with is a cutter and you guys are like, hey, I want to cut you up and you cut me up and we fucking slither around all bloody and fuck and you want to do that.

Good for you. Yeah. Congratulations. Make sure you're safe. I don't care. Right. And like violent, illegal, immoral sex acts are not perversions. They're, they're just, they're, they're, they're not perversions.

They are abuses. Yeah. There's like, right. There is a way not perversions. They are abuses. Yeah. There's like, there is a way to draw a distinction. The distinction is the easiest to say, but like, he like flashes here to the gay pride parade. Yeah. Where there's like two happy people walking by in rainbow colors. They're waving and smiling. They're like, hey, thanks for not paying attention to us when we fuck.

Cool. I never wanted to do that anyway. Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding. It's so perverse when that guy was happy and you're that other dude. I just want to take these guys, grab them and shake them and be like, never think of me having sex. Just do me that favor, dude. Don't ever think

of me having sex because I'll never think of you having sex. So can't we just have a fucking gentleman's agreement here? New ways of sinning, which with the transgender issues going on, that's what you see. It's like there'll never be a stop where the devil thinks it's too wicked. You'll just keep seeing new ways to destroy a culture. And so Satan knows if he can jerk with the structure of

the family. Hey now. And the father and mother and children and can mess that up. You can take a whole nation out. So that's why there's such a focus on messing the home up. First of all, you have to see what's behind all of these things that are coming at us, whether it be the rise of Islam, terrorism. And you have to see what's behind these things. It's not just a gross thing that just arrived. Look, what's behind it is gay sex, guys. I thought we established that a minute ago.

That's Islam, guys. That's gay sex. Personified. Don't you know anything about Islam? It's exclusively gay sex. That's all it is. Out of nowhere, Al-Qaeda was funded. By gays.

By gay people. George Soros and the gay people. Set up right out of America. So was ISIS. We're dealing with issues within our own government concerning things. What? What does that have to do with gay people? ISIS was funded

ISIS was self-funded by taking over territory and selling oil. Like what the fuck? And Al-Qaeda the rise of Al-Qaeda and ISIS really happened as partially as a result of the power vacuum when we went in and like,

yeah, from fuck shit up. And if you guys remember, that was your fucking jerk off super Christian hero, George W. Who was responsible. Who created that power vacuum. Yeah.

Which based on a fake war. Yeah. A war that never should have happened. And you know, like, look, I don't know that I'm, I'm pro Saddam Hussein here,

but I, you recognize that he was the person who was keeping a lot of that area in check. Yeah. I mean, horribly with the, you know, gassing people. The man was a monster. But like, let's be let's be blunt. The world is full of monstrous dictators that are horrible to their people. Yeah. And we don't depose them violently.

Most of the military. Yeah. And we don't. Trying to think most of the time. The military. And we don't... I'm trying to think of like the last time we did that where there wasn't oil. Where we did it just because they were bad guys.

Right, right. Things like Benghazi and military weapons that just disappeared and even nuclear weapons that disappeared. Nobody knows where it is. I mean, the corruption is at the highest level because here's the thing,

the banking cartels only make money when people had war. What you see happening right now is what Jesus said you'd see happen. He said, wickedness will abound, that there'll be an increase of sin like you've never seen before. And prophetically, that's what's going to happen right up until the coming of the Lord. When people don't know what God's word says, then they're just going to go further into bondage, into slavery, into sin. Nice. Get a safe word.

Get a safe word. As long as it's a religious safe word, I think. That's what it is. Sin is slavery. The wages of sin is death. The First Amendment covers five things. It's not just freedom of speech. It's even the ability to go to the government and argue with them over what they're doing. That's in the First Amendment. But if you take away the Second Amendment,

which was the right of the people to be armed, it's not to protect your house from a break-in. It's to protect yourself from a tyrannical government. Every country that has disarmed its citizens has headed for tyranny. Mao took the guns. Yeah, I mean, gosh, Australia is the height of tyranny. Oh, my God. The height. The UK.

I feel lucky that we were able to get in and out of the UK when we visited. When I go to QED, I'm just going to wear a series of concentric bulletproof vests. What you need to do is you need to hire a pack of Dobermans to follow you around. Oh, I've got them in my... I'm going to check them in my luggage. Check them in. Check them in.

Then put them in the overhead. I'm going to have Eli bring his... As long as you're flying United, put him in the overhead bin. Peter Castro took the guns. Chavez took the guns. Hitler took the guns. Stalin took the guns.

So what's... Stalin took the guns and then he gave them... One person got a gun and another person got the guns. Stalin took the guns. So what's... Stalin took the guns and then he gave them one person got a gun and another person got the bullets. And then they thunderdomed. Stopping the New World Order agenda.

The American people have a Second Amendment. So I tell every American, arm yourself, learn how to shoot a net off a camel's behind. Because this is the only thing that's going to protect our rights

as citizenry absolutely like I can't wait to use my shotgun against F-16s I'm going to be knocking them out of the air I'm going to be

hip shotting those things like I'm going to just yell pull boom boom boom I was watching.

So awesome. I remember like during Gulf War IX or whichever one. I don't remember which one we're on now. Whichever one it was. But like, is it still the same one if it just never ends? I can't remember. But like there was like, there was a video I was watching and it was like from an attack helicopter.

And they had thermal image cameras. And they had sighted cameras. And they had sighted this group of people. I remember seeing this. They fuck them up. Using thermal imagery and they launched hellfire missiles at this group of people that were hiding in the bushes

and whatever. And they launched these missiles at them. And then I looked at some of the information. Those missiles were launched from over a mile away. Like you don't even like, you don't even know that they're there. You can't even hear the helicopter necessarily. It's just the missile is there and you're not anymore.

And that's how war is now. You ever see the, the thermal imaging where they, they shoot the gun, the burp gun at these people. So they see a group of people around and I think that they found out later that they weren't actually terrorists

or something. I don't know if this is the case. I vaguely remember this. But anyway, there was a thermal imaging of these people and they're out over around this area. And then I guess they hear the plane or whatever. They hear the helicopter. I'm not sure if it was a plane or a helicopter. I can't remember. It was thermal imaging. And so they start to scatter. They start to run into the bushes.

Well, it doesn't matter. Run as far into the bushes as you want, unless you're underground. Right. You're not going to be able to get away from it. And so this, you just hear this gun go off. The guy's like, go with the guy on the left, the guy on the left.

And he's like, and it's just, I mean, it's like the guy went through a meat slicer. You just see him immediately. You see the heat from the bullets and you just see him just go cook, cook and just fought. He is as dead as you can be instantaneous. But what if he had a shotgun? There's no way.

What if he had an AR-15? What if you had the biggest gun in Ted Nugent's collection? Right. What would it matter? Yeah, I know. Not at all. It wouldn't matter at all. It doesn't like the idea.

It doesn't need to spit. So, and, you know, like, like, this idea that we're somehow keeping the tyrannical government at bay with the toys they let us have. I mean, those toys are dangerous. Those toys can murder dozens of people pretty easily.

Dozens of unarmed people. Dozens of unarmed people. Yeah. They can murder, I mean, look at Las Vegas. You can, you know, with a bump stock and a couple of semi-automatic rifles, you can really run some havoc for a few minutes, for several minutes. But the SWAT team's going to show up. And I don't care how many bump stocks you have. And I don't care how well you barricaded your door.

And I don't care where you're hiding. They're going to get in. Well, they only have done that every single time. They're going to get in. So they have 100% track record. They're going to get in. Or they'll send a robo bomb. They'll just fucking blow you up. Remember that guy in the parking garage? Exploded. They fucking boomed him.

They fucked him up, man. They're just like, nope, sorry, bro. And they fucking blew his shit up. Yeah. So this idea that somehow you're going to be able to like defend yourself it's a fucking jerk off it's a fucking ridiculous so we want to thank our patrons of

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Glory Hole Studios exists. We want to go through some email before we leave you. So we're going to play a couple calls to prayer. This one's from Casey. Allahu Akbar. Allahu Akbar. before we leave you. So we're going to play a couple calls to prayer. This one's from Casey. God, I love The Incredibles. What a good movie.

All right. This one is from, this is called The Godzilla from Mark. Allahu Akbar. Allahu Akbar. Allahu Akbar. That brings back memories. Allahu Akbar. The end of it. Excellent.

We got one from Mike. This is another call to prayer. Allahu Akbar. Allahu Akbar. I have never prayed to you before. I have no time for it. Grant me one request. Grant me revenge.

And if you do not listen, then to hell with you. That's great. We got an image from Aaron, and it's an image of Air Force One, and it's very funny. We're going to post it on this week's show notes. Another call to prayer.

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That's funny. What a fucking goofy song that was. Okay, this one's from Will Allah Allah Allah Allah Allah Allah

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That was the one. Oh my God. That's so disrespectful. It's a single bite. That's unbelievable, man. Holy shit. Oh God. Oh no. that's unbelievable man holy shit oh god oh no that's fucking outrageous oh my god oh i love it so much we got a message and i can't say this person's name but they said that they work for um the child protective services in uh in a portion of ind. And they were saying, look, I work 12 hour days. I'm like a lawyer.

And all I have is these kids best interest at heart. Right. And this idea that Liz Crokin is going to say some shit that like that group is like trafficking children is the most repugnant shit

that somebody could possibly say. And I agree wholeheartedly. It's absolutely just abhorrent. I can't, I still can't. I was thinking about it last week. I was like, I was just so hot over that. It's just such a shitty thing to do. This call to prayer is from Ellen.

Nice. nice nicely done so we got a donation I didn't read it on Patreon because it came through on PayPal it was a generous donation from Christopher I just wanted to mention Christopher thanks so much for donating to the show we got a message from Peabody smokes crayons and Peabody says like

that they wound up doing some work for a Catholic school like a Catholic what work for a Catholic school, like a Catholic, what seems like a Catholic, like, I guess, like, I don't know if it's a high school or a Catholic school of some sort. And they wound up saying, like, you know, like, look, they feel really bad about that sort of thing,

taking money from that organization. So they wound up getting a $100 membership to Freedom From Religion Foundation. I wouldn't feel terrible about that, mainly because I don't think that the Catholic Church is funding, or at least certainly not in its entirety funding that. A lot of tuition dollars go to that sort of thing. And I don't feel like if the tuition dollars are going forward, it's as bad as the people who pay for the priests. What we were talking about last week specifically was those people like that, that are still keisters.

And I know some of you still listen to this show, right? I know there's some people out there that are religious to listen to the show. If you're a keister and you're still giving money, that's an impossible moral thing to sort of wrap my head around. I don't understand how you can sit in a pew in a church and take money out of your wallet and hand it over to

these folks in that direct way. I don't understand. And it's a tiny amount of your money that's going to supporting these priests, but it's still something. So if you're somebody who is still Catholic, who still does go to church for obligation or whatever, you should really reconsider your

giving practices because, you know, you are tacitly supporting child rape. We got a video from Aaron and it's the bad lip reading with the White House press briefing with Sarah Huckabee Sanders. Very funny. Very funny. Oh, my God. Post the link on this week's show notes. Should be really good. I'm lukewarm on the bad lip readings, but this one, I was laughing until tears were coming. It's pretty funny. It's pretty funny.

This last week, and it's releasing today, if you're not a patron, it's releasing today, and we were on Sharon's show, Habeas Humor. We were. First show in a few months. She's back from a move and some other changes in her life. And we were on it for a while.

Have us on. We were on it for a while, too. We were on for a goodly amount of time. So check out her show. We'll put a link. I don't know if we'll put a link in this week's show notes, but look,

just do a search for Habeas Humor. I'm sure you'll find us as the most recent episode joining her. And then also, we'll put it on next week's show notes. We're hoping to have a guest. We're going to probably be recording. We will have already recorded this when this releases.

We're hopefully going to have a guest on for next time. And then we're also hopefully going to have a full patron show that we're recording this Sunday, specifically on Discord. So it'll be a live show that we record for patrons. And then we'll post that actual piece after it's over. We'll post it on Patreon. So there'll be a full patron-only show that is,

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