Cognitive Dissonance - Episode 465: Purple Reign

Episode Date: April 15, 2019

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finally got rid of that windmill cancer or if you still have it. Yeah. You know, I like it is the thing. Like, I like the windmill cancer. Like, it just kind of rotates around, finds the right home. It actually powers me. Yeah. Mine's in transmission.

That's terrible. How long have you been holding that one? I just thought of it. I don't know if I... No, I did. I did. I did. All right. Because it's terrible. So, it's of it. Oh, I don't know if I buy it. No, I did. I did. I did. Alright. Because it's terrible, so it's not good. So,

I didn't think of it ahead of time. You know, with those windmills, the nice thing about them is you can outfit the top of the windmill with a 5G or even 6G cell phone tower. Look, can we just go up to infinite Gs? Hey, I'll tell you what. Yeah. 100 Gs. 100 Gs. I'm very rich. 100 Gs

means nothing to me. I don't even care about 100 Gs. What iss. I'm very rich. 100 Gs means nothing to me. I don't even care about 100 Gs. What is a G again? Can we talk about what a G is? You know our president's a fucking buffoon. Oh, it's so sad. He's a, but you know, no collusion. So there's that.

Well, I mean, redactions though. Lots of, possibly. We don't know still. About the redaction situation. He met with the Congress, didn't he? Barr? Barr? Yeah. I know they called him to testify.

I don't know if he has testified yet. I don't think any public testimony has been released. Yeah, no public testimony then. Because that would be all over if it was. Yeah. I mean, I believe the redactions, like they had to get a new shipment of Sharpies. Yeah.

Because they kept... The thing is like everybody's getting high like the amount of redaction fucking contact high. There's like one guy in the back like

huffing white out. He's just huffing the completed report. Are you kidding me? He fans the the pages in front of his fucking nose and he's fucking

seeing pink elephants. These pages are stuck together with white stuff. Why is that? I find them exciting. I thought this was a Ken Starr report. I thought it was a Ken Starr report. I used to know a guy when I was in high school.

Please tell me he jerked off to the Ken Starr report. He didn't. He used to come up to me, and he'd be like, he was a super stoner. Like, he was fucking Spicoli from past times at Ridgemont High. And he'd come up to me, and he'd be like, Cecil

man, Cecil. And I'd be like, hey buddy, what's up? And I literally don't even remember his name. I just tried to think of it. I tried to think of it on the fly. I was like, what was that guy's name? I don't remember. Can I guess? It wasn't buddy. Yeah, it could have been. Champ? Could have been champ. Tiger? Maybe tiger. Chief? I don't know.

Big guy? Sport? Wastoid. He'd come up to me and he'd be like, Hey man, feel my hands. And I'd be like, what? And he's like, my hands are so cold, man. I've been huffing white out all hour. He's probably dead now.

He's just sitting with a bag of white out and huffing in class. He just huffed whiteouts in class. I went to a really selective school. You know, that guy's just taking shots so he could smell the glue. You catch him later.

He's doing shots of whiteout. Like, oh my God. I love guys like that. Cause like the whole purpose at a young age of getting high is to tell everybody that you have gotten high.

Yeah, that's exactly it. Like that's the reason you get high or drunk when you're young. You're like, I have drank so many drinks of drinking. Do you see the beverage?

Look, what I did is I didn't throw any of them away so I could show you over here my cascade of alcoholism. Isn't that so true? Like when you go to like the college dorm and there's like a whole wall of beer cans. It's like, guys, I cascade of alcoholism. Isn't that so true? Like when you go to like the college dorm and there's like a whole wall of beer cans, it's like guys, I drink too, guys. It's like you might as well

have a wall of panties too. These are the things I'm bragging about. Let me know in 10 years how you feel about bragging about this. I'm going to guess. Not so good. Tell me how the cirrhosis is. Right. I fucking love that shit. Like I'm so high. I me how the cirrhosis is. Right. I fucking love that shit. Like, I'm so high.

I got high to tell you about how high I got. Oh my god. What you got was boring. What you got was fucking boring. Yeah, but feel my hands though. Yeah. Oh, look. Parts of my body don't work good anymore. I know, right? Like, isn't that amazing? This can't be good.

Yeah, right? Feel my heart. It's stuck. Oh, fuck. You're all sick. Oh, be nice. Oh, my son doesn't stand a chance. The whole world's gone gay.

Oh, my God. What's happening now? We work hard. We play hard. Everybody dance now. All right, so we're going to talk about this story from Newsweek. Yoga does not make inmates gay, says Russian prison chief, as classes are reinstated. So evidently, Cecil, in Russia, there was some controversy about whether or not yoga makes you gay in prison. Fucking newsflash, what makes you gay is prison.

I mean, there's actually some evidence that there's situational homosexuality that occurs in places like prison and like ships and things where it's like- What, like the Navy? Yeah, like- Come in the Navy. Any port in a storm.

You know what I mean? It's not yoga, but I will say like, if you're like in for life and surrounded by dudes, like one of them's wearing his nicest Lulu lemon, like maybe it's just Russia. It's Lulu Stalin. It's different.

See this guy, like grab them right in the. Oh gosh. I'm trying to think of another leader. I don't know. Gorbachev, which doesn't do much. I'm not gay, but I'm winning that way. Khrushchev.

I don't know. There's nothing. Gorbachev is the least sexy word in the entire world. Trotsky sounds like you have to go to the bathroom a lot. Like I got the Trotsky's. Maybe after a hard ride, you know, you got the Trotsky's. They lay waste to the old anal region. And yeah, you'd be dropping bombs easier.

I'll tell you what, some frosted miniweeds and anal sex and I got the Trotsky's. Which do you do first? The frosted miniwewheats or the frosted mini-wheats? No, you're right. Yeah, yeah. It makes its own loop. You got to clear the tunnel out, man. I create my own loop back there. So this whole thing, they're talking about how there's a possibility it turns you gay.

Maybe there's just like one Russian guy in there who's just like, I like how it makes my butt look when I wear the yoga pants, you know? Have you seen the glutes on Ivan over there? He's amazing. Can you think of anything less turn-on-able than a dude doing yoga? Like, I like literally like,

I would rather watch a dog vomit, eat that vomit, and then vomit again. Then watch a dude doing yoga. Now, no offense to all the ladies out there or to all the gay guys out there or the bi people out there who are like,

man, a guy doing yoga sounds amazing. To me, personally, sounds really, really uninteresting. Have you ever done yoga? Yeah. Oh, yeah. I have done yoga

to comical effect. Oh, yeah. I have done yoga to comical effect. Oh, yeah. Like, I did yoga like, the person sitting there is like, oh, you're going to need this strap

because you can't touch your top of thigh. You can't bend over and touch your knees, sir. Like, you can't even look down well. I'm so inflexible. I'm not even kidding. I'm so inflexible. I'm not even kidding.

I'm so inflexible. To put on my seatbelt, I have to use my left arm to push my right arm back far enough to grab the seatbelt. Like yoga for me was like, it was impossible. It was like trying to teach a rock how to swim. Try to teach a rock how to swim. Yoga is one of those things that like really thin, really beautiful people do great. Yeah. And all the rest of us just look like we are going to die any second.

Any second. Because you're sweating. You're just sweating. It's just pouring off your body. You're in an uncomfortable position. You're making noises you cannot control. You're just like... All you're doing is squatting for a couple seconds.

Regular American people look like a folded ravioli. You're like... You look like a folded ravioli. You look like an oversized stuffed sack of laundry. That's what you look like. Like regular people, like normal people. Not like, you know, like Gwyneth Paltrow, I'm sure looks great doing yoga.

Sure. You know, I'm sure that the people who spend nine hours a day making sure they look nice do look nice while they do yoga. The rest of us, although in prison, you might have those nine hours. That's the thing. It's like maybe all these people like stupid, sexy Flanders.

You know what I mean? Nothing at all. Nothing at all. I mean, I don't know. I think, you know, like if things keep going south the way they have, I might just have to commit a crime to get that sweet prison body. You know what I mean, I don't know. I think, you know, like if things keep going south the way they have, I might just have to commit a crime to get that sweet prison body. You know what I mean?

You get the prison body. The problem is you get the face tattoo. Wait, I thought you said problem. Are you saying like, I get a sweet body and a sweet face tattoo? Could you imagine you're closing someone's mortgage

with a face tattoo? Yeah, no. So this is the HUD. Don't pay attention to the teardrop on my eye. What are you looking at? Look at the paperwork. Look, the last guy who didn't look at the fucking paperwork, drop number

three. I'd keep your eyes on the motherfucking prize. That's what I would do. The flexibility that you get on this, though, I wonder if it'll help you make a smaller hole behind the Raquel Welch poster. Just wiggle through. You're like a contortionist now.

Hey there, how's it going? I saw your sign. And I'm here for my stoning. I'm a lesbian. You guys are going to stone me? Alright, this story comes from CNN.com. Will Brunei's anti-LGBT Sharia law spread across Southeast

Asia? Now, Cecil, I found a similar story to this like a week or two ago when it first happened. So like, just to give you an idea, and I picked this story for a reason. Just to give you an idea, like, Brunei is ruled by the Sultan of Brunei because in brunei it's still the fucking past and that shit is fucking ridiculous he's also like crazy crazy

crazy wealthy like the like the leading family is like that kind of sick ultra like crazy rich asians well right yeah yeah like like like wealthy to the point where they could just buy one of the major countries over there. Right. Yeah. On a credit card. So this, like this,

the Sultan of Brunei is like, you know, what's a great idea. Sharia law, a hard line, Islamic law. And so that means for gays death by stoning. That's now a thing.

Interestingly for lesbians, you just get caned. Oh. So, huh. Yeah. That's weird. So if you're a dude fucking a dude, like, yeah, you get a bunch of rocks pelted at you until you're dead.

And two girls kiss means somebody's getting a little whipping. Well, can you think of a royalty title gayer than Sultan? Because I can't. Because I can't, right? Like Prince. Prince, but only during the purple rain. Yeah, only during...

Yeah, purple rain. It's a great podcast joke because we spelled it different. So it's really the very best of podcast jokes visual humor works best on an audio medium anyway yeah no i was trying to think of it today and i was like what is a gayer term because i'll tell you what if you went to talk to gay people and ask them what title of royalty would you want right Right. It's going to be Sultan. Well, I'll tell you what, Perez Hilton told the Sultan of Brunei how gay his son was.

Perez Hilton's like, I don't like to out people anymore. That's not a thing I do. But by the way, your son, fucking totally gay, and we party all the time, and I know because I'm super gay. Like, he tweeted that shit out. So guess who can't go back to Brunei? And also I think you understand why he hates it

then, right? Of course. You know what I mean? Like why he hates it so much is because it makes him angry that his son is gay. That's what upsets him. And like I grabbed this article because it does kind of speak to the issue of this kind of thought creep,

is that there were parts of Southeast Asia that have been held out as being Muslim but moderate. Yeah. And that's changing. Yeah. And what's happening is this idea of a law based on Islamic principles, Sharia law being the thing that like,

yeah, we're not going to write down what's a good idea. Instead, we're going to have like this group of fucking yahoos read an old book and then they're just going to say the old book is right about everything. And that's how we have laws. So the United States is what you're saying? Absolutely. When it does that. Absolutely. I mean, it's Christian Sharia here in certain parts of the country. Yeah, absolutely. And every time it does that, it results in these sort of grotesqueries around human rights. Sure. It's interesting because you can see

there's like a piece of this, and if you watch the video that accompanies this, George Clooney is speaking out against it, right? So George Clooney's saying, oh, we shouldn't, you know, don't go there and don't spend any time there and don't spend any money there and don't, you know, don't feed into this. Boy spend any time there and don't spend any money there and don't, you know, don't feed into this boycott basically.

And he's trying to convince other people to boycott and to stop, you know, dealing with this person. Man, spend some time here. Trust me, there's a possibility of a death sentence here too. Gay bashing can be a death sentence here in the States. And, you know, we'll talk about it when it's another country, but George, you got to talk about it here too.

Well, I think you got to, you always have to vote with your dollar on everything, right? Like, you know, I think when it's, it's easy when a, when a country decides to institutionalize their hate. Yeah. It's easy because you can say, yeah, like it's, it's sort of like when the enemy wears a uniform, you know who the enemy is, right? They self-identify in a way by institutionalizing these practices.

We socialize some of these practices, and not in all places. I think that young people are, by and large, LGBTQ friendly. I think that most major metropolitan areas at this point are mostly LGBTQ friendlies. But in the areas of the country that are not, and the companies that are avowedly not, it's harder to find because they're not wearing the uniform in the areas of the country that are not and the companies that are avowedly not, like it's harder to find because they're not wearing the uniform in the same way. They have an institutionalized. Sure. But when you know who they are, I think you have a moral obligation to be like, I don't shop there. I don't go there. I don't socialize there. Like we talked about this like a lot. It's like you have to have an unequivocal no-quarter policy for hate. Sure. Like you can't allow that breathing room.

Right. Wherever you find it. Yeah. And if you're saying this guy is as rich as he is, guaranteed there's many multinational corporations that deal with this guy. They just have to, right? Like the money has to somehow be involved.

And he's buying and selling and helping people get contracts, et cetera, et cetera. So there's plenty of paper trail to find and to boycott. Yeah. And I think there's largely oil wealth in Brunei. Right. And that shit gets complicated.

Like, I remember being upset years ago with Shell Corporation. I found out a lot about, like, their abuses in Nigeria. Nigeria, yeah. And I was appalled by it. I'm like, I'm never going to another shell station. And what do you do?

You go to BP. And then they pollute Earth, and they're just like, I don't know, maybe we spilled everything into your baby just drinking water. I realized we knocked the whole of that whole fucking thing. We're spitting up oil, but we know, we put a bird on it. So it looks nice now. I drilled down to Cthulhu's asshole. I'm like,

no. Okay. Whoops. Yeah. Like it becomes difficult with the things that are sort of necessities. And you're like, well,

fucking everybody who provides it is kind of in bed. They're all bad. You know? Yeah. They're all bad. That's complicated. I've never,

I've never really known how to deal with that as a consumer. Yeah. Tesla. all bad. You know? Yeah, they're all bad. That's complicated. I've never really known how to deal with that as a consumer. Yeah. Tesla. Get a Tesla. Yeah. Yeah.

And then I have a coal-powered car. Yeah. You know? Yeah. No, you got it. I get so flummoxed by that. Yeah. And if somebody has good solutions,

like genuinely, because I think that it's not a matter of eliminating, but mitigating. And isn't it that their ubiquity is the thing that causes them to have all that power? Yeah.

And it's like, they have a ton of power, and so now there's nothing you can do because all of them sort of handshaking agreed that they were going to just fuck everything up and they didn't give a shit. Doesn't it feel like, don't blame me, I voted for Kodos? Yeah.

Really? Like in some circumstances, like, fuck, I got to get to work. I have to go to work today. So, I mean, I have to put gas in my car. I got to buy it from somewhere. And it's like, well, I don't know. Do I not care about the Nigerians? Or, you know, who do I not care about in this?

You know, like, fuck. What's interesting, too, is that, you know, if you think about corporations, sometimes that pressure can change their behaviors. You look at Nike, how that changed their behaviors when they were using sweatshops, and then they changed their behavior. And then focused on, you know, trying to show the world how much they changed their behavior. Apple, they put those nets in it, Foxcom, so now they catch the jumpers. Then they go right back in. They just bounce right back in. And then you can sit outside and it's actually a circus act

where they jump out and in and they're wiping down little glasses and they come back in. You know what they put in recently over at Foxconn was a Plinko system for the jumpers.

So you can bet at the bottom on where they land. They bounce from like net to net. Yeah. Or, you know, that and there's the other window that has the Connect Four where they just jump down

and land on each other. That's all right. It's the worst Connect Four ever. No, but, you know, it's interesting because that pressure does change. It changes. Right.

But if they all just sort of agree to be assholes, then there's no pressure. There's nowhere you can exert that pressure because it's not like you're going to have a grassroots oil company. Right. Just pop up out of nowhere and be like, we're your hometown oil company. You know, I buy my oil from super friendly frackers are us.

We're like, whatever. Like, what the fuck? So it's tough. Yeah. But I hate that. Like, like, I hate that sort of like apathy that comes with not having good choices. Right. Because that creeps too.

Sure. Then you feel like, at least me, I don't want to speak for anyone else, but I oftentimes feel like, well, fucking, I can't do anything right.

Yeah. So like, fuck, I just, I'm just going to do whatever is fucking easy. Cause it's like, everything I did was wrong. It's just different,

wrong than the thing I did. And I don't like that. And I, I would be incredibly open to suggestions on how to combat that yeah yeah but what the scriptures are anxious to say it's far more important that we be spiritually strong as a nation than that we'd be militarily strong if we are militarily strong but we are spiritually weak as a nation we are going to go down and that's why it's critical i believe to have a commander-in-chief who has a personal relationship with the God of the Bible,

not the God of the Book of Mormon, not the God of the Koran, but the God of the Old and New Testament. This story comes from Right Wing Watch. Justice is coming. Mark Taylor issues an alarming prophecy. Isn't it alarming, though? Do you think it's alarming? Well, I think his prophecy would be alarming if prophecies were a thing.

Yeah. Or if he didn't just say the same thing over and over and over again, it might be alarming. Yeah. Yeah. Like if I,

if there was any reason at all to ever believe in anything this fucking guy said, I wouldn't believe, this guy's a firefighter. I wouldn't believe him if he was like, get out,

your house is on fire. He'd be like, maybe it's not. Maybe it's not. The fire could be on me and I'd be like, get out. Your house is on fire. Maybe it's not. Maybe it's not. The fire could be on me. And I'd be like, maybe I'm just a Vietnamese monk. I don't know. Like, whatever.

Fuck you. Mark Taylor's refusing to put him out because he's an illegal immigrant. Let me see your papers. Oh, they're all burned up. Oh, what do you want me to call ice? Looks hot in there. I just tweeted out something today where the evangelical leaders

will come against the president to try to stop. They've already come on the president. He's got the presidential bukkake from them because they are just getting everything they want and ejaculating all over his face. I'm just picturing like just like rubbing up against like fucking Trump and vomiting and dying at the fucking horror. Nobody could come in contact with Trump.

Yeah, no, I think you're right. I think I think that's like that man has never seen one genuine orgasm created by his body. And I'm counting his body in that. Including his body. Like his own body. He's had to lie to himself. You're so beautiful.

You're beautiful. He's standing in front of a mirror trying to fucking make love to his own ugly head. God, he's a horror show. He bought a Trump mask and he's face fucking it. He's face fucking his own Trump mask. I'm beautiful. Look at how beautiful I am.

I can't wait till you're fired. What? That kind of sounded like Arnold Schwarzenegger. I can't do his voice. I would rather die than be able to speak in his voice. Actually, that's true. I don't blame you. Stop him from issuing justice.

And what they don't understand, and this will be a red flag for people, that if these evangelicals do this, they're not on heaven's agenda. They're not. Wait, it's going to be a red flag for a false flag. Which one is it?

I thought it was a white flat. No, no, it's a white hat, white hat, white hat, red flag, false flag.

So do you have to wave your white hat and that turns it into a surrender beanie or what? How does that work? Surrender beanie. That's a KKK mask. That's a surrender beanie or like, how does that work? Surrender beanie. That's a KKK mask. That's a surrender beanie. The South was full of those surrender beanies right after the... I went down South. I drove down South recently. And it's first time driving through Georgia. And as soon as... It's funny because I drive all the way through Georgia and they have a sign for like plantations. Like they really want to sell you pecans in Georgia.

I just want to say, they love some pecans and they want to sell you some pecans. Well, I drive all the way through Georgia and I'm like, okay, well that was, you know, unpleasant, but whatever. And then I get, I crossed the line into Florida

and what do I see? But I'm not kidding. The biggest goddamn Confederate flag I've ever seen in my entire life. It's like the size of Chicago. It's like just this enormous flag and it's flapping in the breeze. It's the first thing I see when I cross.

In Florida? When I cross the border in Florida. And I saw another giant one too on whatever road I was on, 75 or 75. Also in Florida. Both in Florida. And they were enormous, enormous. Those people voted for...

Jill Stein. Not on heaven's frequency right now. Period. They're on Satan's frequency because I have been warning... That's actually UHF. Like it's... What a dumb thing to say.

It's Satan. You know what he's trying to say. You're not on heaven's agenda. He's trying to say that... You're not on heaven's agenda. He's trying to say that you're not on heaven's syllabus. You're not on heaven's address book. Okay, so it's 80% as attendance.

I'm just telling you right now. It's 80% as attendance. Yeah, 5% participation grade. You know, what he's trying to say is I'm the arbiter, right? I'm the guy who gets to decide. And this is what makes me crazy about this sort of thing. And this is what makes me crazy about believers,

especially believers who believe these people, right? I get if you pick up the Bible and you read your thing and you believe your stuff and you make it sort of on your own and think, okay, this is how I need to interpret this stuff. And this is the thought process that goes into it. I'm not saying that that's a good way to look at the world, but I respect that a lot more than people who are just listening to other people saying, I am the voice of God. I'm the mouthpiece of God. Believe what I have to say. Because there's so many people. I mean, how do you navigate that as a believer who wants to believe somebody is the voice of God?

Because this guy is saying, you know, I'm the one who gets to prophesy for the Lord. And so I'm telling you that the evangelicals will be wrong and Trump will be right. I love these prophecy guys because they're just like, I talked to God and he said this thing and also incidentally donate to my cause. Every time these guys have some angle, right? Right. Sure. Like Mark Taylor's got an angle. He's got shit that he sells. Yeah. But there's people out

there who are like, you know what? No one's heard from God in a real long time. Does that seem suspicious to anyone else? Maybe he's talking to the firemen. Because they're only like one day on, like three days off. They have plenty of time in their schedule. And there's like not even a fire every fourth day. Yeah, there's not even a fire all

the time you're at the station. It's just like, do some work firemen. Jesus. What I'm saying is firefighters are lazy and cowards. I'm not saying that at all. I'm saying some are. Most. I'm going to get beat up by a firefighter.

Oh gosh. They're going to put you over. They're going to carry you down the stairs. Actually, they'll just throw you over their shoulder and throw you down the stairs. They're going to have that axe and choppy choppy. Somebody's going to cut you open and pull out your intestine as a fire hose.

They're going to run real fast up a flight of stairs with it. He's been showing me for like over a year and a half now, he's been showing me that Jezebel is part of the President's Spiritual Advisory Board. That spirit is operating on that. Okay, I'm just curious how many women

are on that advisory board because I'm just curious how many women are on that visor board. Because if it's just one, it's all dudes and one woman. Spirit of Jezebel. I'm not naming any names. But I'm saying, even when there's 20 dudes and one woman,

that woman scares me. You know what's funny is I just saw I'm a baby. I saw a dude's name in there that we've covered on the show that Rodney Howard Brown, that South African guy. Tony Perkins. Yeah. Tony Perkins.

There's a lot of nuts. These people are nuts. These aren't like... I don't know. There might not be a lot of well-adjusted religious people, but these are not like moderate religious people. They're not even close to moderates. These are people that write wing launch plays that are like,

you know what sucks about the world? Jews. That's what sucks. I'm bored. There was a decision. I didn't quite know what the decision was at the time when I was saying this

when I went public with it. When I was talking about it, I didn't understand it at all. But it didn't stop me from talking about it. I'll tell you what. You know what I like doing? Spouting off the fucking mouth. I don't know a lot about anything, really, to be perfectly honest.

But I will tell you all about it. There will be a decision that the president has to make. And they will go against him, basically. They'll say, well, that's not godly. It doesn't sound godly. It tastes godly or smell godly. It doesn't sound godly. It tastes godly or smell godly when in fact... It doesn't taste godly? You're like,

is this Eucharist off? Is this off? Does anyone else smell my Eucharist? Some guy's pulling a pubic hair. Is this God's pubic hair? What is this? So gray. That's gross. Jesus.

It's like translucent. They'll try to sway the president in the wrong direction, basically, because they'll say it's not godly. But in fact, God is in it. This is God's justice on the earth right now. It will be fulfilled. Nothing will stop what is coming right now. Cecil. Nothing will stop what is coming right now Cecil, do you think

That they really believe That President Trump Two words I hate saying That he actually Makes decisions based on What he thinks is godly Do you think they think that? Well you know what's funny, this week

I saw, so You know the How do you say his name? The Mayor Pete Buttigieg or whatever his name is. Oh, I have, yeah. Booty Judge? Booty Judge, whatever it is. I don't know if I'm mispronouncing it.

I've heard people use hard Gs and then soft Gs. I don't know. But he, and he's been talking, he was on NBC this week. I think it was Meet the Press. And he had a little bit where he was talking about, because I guess he's religious. And he was saying something like, you know, I have not seen these people do anything that matches what I think, you know, religious, you know, what a religious person should be doing. He's talking about Pence and Trump.

And so they cut it, of course, and they put it on Fox and Friends and they had a response to it. And this woman was saying, basically, look, I will take the colorful past of Trump over this, you know, this guy who doesn't like babies. You know what I mean? Because basically it comes down to single issue voters. All we care about is, is abortion and that's it. We don't care about anything else. We don't care about adultery. We don't care about, you know, any of the other things. Broader moral issues. Broader moral issues.

We don't care about any of that stuff. We only care about one thing. And so, you know, when it comes down to it, I think that they don't care that he's not godly. She's even said as much when she says, I didn't expect it. And, you know, what they expect is someone who's going to be powerful for them. And so that's what they want. They want the person who's powerful for

them and pushes for their rights. They don't give a fuck whether or not he's godly or not, as long as he's pushing for their quote unquote godly cause, they don't give a fuck. I will say it's sort of refreshing to hear it out loud. Right. Right. It's sort of, I genuinely, it's sort of refreshing to hear out loud. Like Right. Right. It's sort of, I genuinely, it's sort of refreshing to hear out loud. Like, cause I saw the same thing and she said something like, look, I want them to enact the policies. Yeah. That's what I, and it's like, yeah, I get it.

In exchange for mobilizing our vote, then he'll give us the things that we want. Like that's the pilot. That's, that's the horse trading of politics. This voting block wants this action taken. I want your votes. I do the thing. You give me the votes. You think I'm a piece of shit?

Well, guess what? I think you're all a piece of shit. We don't need to like each other. Right. We just have to work together. Right. And it's interesting, too, because he has, you know, there's so many people out there, this guy included and many others, trying to make him

a godly person. And then you finally hear somebody say, I don't give a fuck. I don't care. I only care that he gave me what I wanted. Right.

I wanted a thing. I voted for him for that thing. I'm a single issue voter. He's doing the things I want. And so those people at least aren't liars. Right. Right.

All these other people have to like fucking, you know, go to the equation board and figure out some way that they can fucking drain a single drop of godliness out of this guy. Right. But these evangelical leaders will make it sound like that. Oh no, you're not doing God's work. We need to get along. We just need to, to just move forward with all this stuff. You know, let the past be the past and let's move forward. Kumbaya. No, you don't understand this, guys. Justice is here.

We've been praying for this for decades, including those that have gone before us, but we are the ones that get to see this. And I'm going to issue a warning here. If you don't have a stomach for justice, you better get one quick and you better get red-pilled quick. Where do you get that at? A stomach for justice?

Yeah. You get it from Ruth Bader Ginsburg. Okay. Stomach from a justice. No, she needs all her organs. She needs everything. She needs your organs. She needs an extra stomach.

We can give her four. If you have extra stomachs, if you have extra organs at all, give them to RBG. Yeah, I mean like literally just cut them off and then put them in a box. Mail them to her.

And mail them to her. That's what she needs to do. She just gets a box full of bloody organs. She's got a, she's got a, then put them in a box. Mail them to her. And mail them to her. That's what she needs to do. She just gets a box full of bloody... She's got a... She's got a... Oh, here's a liver. I'll hang this up for later.

You're going to see her like fucking blood like rolling down her chin. Just like arms full of fucking baby hearts as I keeps me young. It ain't doing a great job. I'll tell you that.

Keeps her alive. I don't care if it keeps her young. Yeah, it ain't going to keep her young. It might keep her alive. Because there will be suicides, which we all know are coming. We've already had some. There will be people imprisoned for life, for treason. And there will be those that will be executed for treason.

So justice is coming. It's already here. It's already here right now. It's fixing to be served out on a massive scale. Justice is served? What do you serve justice with? Cold. No, that's vengeance.

Oh, that's revenge. That's vengeance. You serve justice with freedom fries, I think. Well, like... Because justice and freedom go so well together. It pairs well. The nicest thing about that is you know exactly how many to have because it's right on that scale.

Oh, yeah. So it balances right out. Yeah. And you could maybe dip your roast beef in aju-stess. I guess. A recipe so easy

you could make it blind. Least racist person that you have ever met. I am the least racist person. I'm glad we were introduced to this guy ever met. I am the least racist person. I'm glad we were introduced to this guy, Tom. I am too. He's horrifying.

He's fucking crazy. And super racist. He's so bad. Jesus. And he's got like lots of fucking YouTube followers. Does he? Proving my point that YouTube is- Does he?

Yeah, he's lots. Like a million. Yeah. Oh, wow. Yeah, like crazy. Like Stephan Molyneux, white civilization is being pulled down because other races feel they can't compete. Oh, yeah. So there we go. So every culture, every ethnicity, every country has that choice.

They can look at some of the white achievements and say, wow, it's a white achievement. Slavery. Oh, you don't set me up for that. Yeah. So I'll be continuing the podcast alone by myself. Tom will be on indefinitely from the podcast. Can I still hang out in the studio? No, no, I can't associate with you anymore.

White achievements. White achievements. Okay. I don't feel comfortable. I don't either. Mayonnaise? I don't know. Crocs. Crocs.

Yeah, I mean, I think you can go through. Folk music. Yeah, exactly. You can go through and be like, all right, polka. think you can go through folk music. Yeah, exactly. Like, you can go through and be like, all right, polka. No, that's a white achievement. That's a white achievement.

Oh, that upturned mustache. Oh, mustachio. Yeah. I like that. Yeah. Yeah. I'm trying to think here. Like, lutefisk, I guess.

That's a white achievement. Lutefisk. Yeah. Maybe if you have, like, I don't know, like, shorts that say pink across your ass, that's probably a white achievement. Lutefus. Yeah. Maybe if you have like, I don't know, like shorts that say pink across your ass, that's probably a white achievement. But I can't think of anything else. White achievement.

Yeah. I can't think of anything else. Fucking amazing. Yeah. White achievement. Blankets with smallpox. That's a white achievement. The decimation of the Indian population.

A white achievement. Right. Well, I mean, you could start going into all the really bad. Well, you know, you want to talk about a white achievement. How about fucking Nazi death camps? Right Indian population, a white achievement. Right, well, I mean, you could start going into all the really bad, well, you know, you want to talk about a white achievement. How about fucking Nazi death camps? Right, that's a white achievement.

There's a white achievement. Well, I mean, he would mark that on that category. Like you're trying to get a high score at that point. I feel comfortable with where he's at is what I'm saying. You know, it's not going to get uncomfortable at all. That's good, but we can do better. Fantastic. Wouldn't that be wonderful to have this

leapfrogging forward into freedom and liberty and the beauty of free speech and property rights and more markets. More markets? More markets? We just have more markets. Not freer markets, I think is probably what he's alluding to, but just additional

markets. You need a fish market. You need a... What's the point? That one's already a Like you need a fish market. You need a... What's the point? That one's already a supermarket. You need a... It's really good. You need an oriental rug market. I mean, we had a K market.

That one was gone. Yeah, no, you're right. Yeah, we had a super K market. Right. That was gone. Yeah, we had a bad venture. More charity and wouldn't that... Why would you need more charity? If we take a step forward need more charity if we take a step forward

i want to move to a step forward where charity doesn't necessary because we're all nice to each other that's what i want i don't need any extra charity you know charity is a problem like charity charity is the what charity is is is is a symptom of a larger poison, a larger social cancer, right? You have charity because you're saying like, we didn't put any systems in place to take care of people that need help. Right. So we're just going to rely on,

I don't know, maybe they'll do it. Like goodness of others. Yeah. And that's not a system. No. Like charity means we haven't built the right system. Yeah. That's all the charity is we shouldn't

have to have it yeah you should have an institutionalized practice that means that like certain individuals needs are cared for in such a way that you don't have to be like well i got some extra change that'll probably uh you know that'll make up for your lost opportunity structure throughout your entire life you need insulin hang. Hang on, I got $2 in my wallet. Maybe some other guy's got $2 in his wallet. Viewed of more beautiful art, wouldn't that be wonderful? But that's generally not what's happening.

What's happening is that people are trying to pull down white civilization because for whatever reason, they feel that they cannot match it. Okay, you want to start? Hold on. So is that how civilizations work? Is that you pull down a civilization that you can't match?

A lot of times you ever watch like a, you watch the fights, right? Sure. You ever watch a fight and like the guy who's not as good a fighter beats up the guy who's a stronger, better, faster fighter and he wins? Because what he was worried about is the guy who was better was going to win. So what he did is he won more. He won better and faster and stronger,

even though he wasn't any of those things. God, it almost sounds stupid. When you say it out loud like that, Tom. Ever like a race car that's slower, but then it drives faster than the faster race car. Other fast. Wait, no,

hold on. God damn it. Hold on. I think we could come up with something. Yeah. Right. We're resorting to something, something,

something, something white culture better. And you don't like it. Cause it's better. Are we sure that white culture is being torn down or like taken down? No, I don't know. I'm not even saying. I don't even know.

Because he said that. Like, that was one of the things he said. Like, white culture is being taken down. Isn't he saying white civilization? Yeah. I'm not sure what that means. Hold on. White civilization because for whatever reason they feel that they cannot match.

See, because white culture is different than the white civilization, right? White culture exists, right? Black culture exists, you know, whatever. You know, different cultures exist, right? But he's not saying that, right? He's saying white civilization. So like Iceland. Yeah.

Right? I mean, like at this point, you're just like, yeah, what, all of Sweden? Like Greenland? What white civilization are we talking about? And the Swedes are going to be like, we have a shit ton of immigrants. Yeah, right.

Yeah, for real. It's like Antarctica. Like, where is this white civilization? We are a global civilization at this point. That's, I think, I think that's really key. And that really, I think, it should be the focus of all of the rebuttals against this guy,

is that all these people, all they want to do is compartmentalize and close everything off. And you just got to look at it and say, look, we just want to be inclusive, not exclusive. And I know that there's a lot of people who argue against globalization and whether or not you should be, but it's hard to argue against it when you have

things like the internet but it's hard to argue against the reality that we're living also the economy the economy the internet right these things are global i don't care what you could stick your head in the sand all day it doesn't stop it from being global right yes there's no such thing as anti-globalization. That just means you don't like what it... You don't like what's... You don't like it. Yeah.

That's not the same thing as it's not happening or we should... There's no going back. Yeah. The cat's out of the bag. Yeah. Whatever fucking metaphor you want to use. We are a global society. Look around wherever you're listening to this right now and think of the places that all that shit in your home was made.

Wherever you're listening to it, there's probably 10 different countries, minimum, represented in the room that you're sitting in. Everything we do is global. And they're across the globe. It's not that there are 10 countries in one area of the world. It's not all the Mexicos. It could be.

How many Mexicos? It could be a lot of Mexicos, actually. It's true. Yeah. In the Hurley Burley competition of us mere biped mammals, that is what is going on. And that's why I hate the way he talks. Hurley Burley? His smug, like,

of us mere biped mammals. You see when you speak slowly and with false gravitas, the things that you say sound more significant than they in content are. Can we talk about how twats with a quasi accent can get a shit ton of people on YouTube to listen to them?

Why don't we have shitty accents? How the fuck does that work? I know we need to get a shitty accent. people on YouTube to listen to him? Why don't we have shitty accents? How the fuck does that work? I know we need to get a shitty accent. What accent are you picking? I think I'm going to pick New York. I'm going to go Russian. You're going to go Russian? I am going to have four Russian accents.

I think what you need to do is you need to go Southie. You need to get the Southie accent. White race is continually being attacked, not because it was evil, and there were certainly evil aspects to history as there was in all races and cultures, but because... Not because it was evil and there were certainly evil aspects to history as there was in all races and cultures, but because... Not because it was evil.

However, I want to pause and acknowledge the evil. I do want to mention. Do you guys remember? There's this like weird time and it's not like super evil, okay? It's not like totally evil, but it's a little evil when we were just like,

hey, there's a whole race of people we're going to use to do all our manual labor and not give them anything for it. We did it for like a really long time. We kind of did it for like several hundred years. And then like, here's what we did. We like fought a war and we were like, okay, you're free, but you can't have anything and vote anymore.

And we're still going to basically create systems so you're fucked for in perpetuity. Is that cool? Generationally. Sorry. But it's not evil. I'll tell you what, we'll fix that, but women still can't vote. We can all hate women, right? Can we all get on board?

Black, white, or yellow, we all hate our women. None of us are evil. The achievements cannot be matched, let alone exceeded. Therefore, the statue must be cast down. You know, that's not how advancement works.

It's just like, it's like not where, you know, everything's fucking awesome. Everything's fucking awesome. Everything's working so great. But you know what we're going to do? We're going to tear it all down. No, you think everything was fucking super tits when they did the revolution in Russia? When they decided to go to, you think everything was fucking super tits when they did the revolution in Russia? When they decided to go to... You think everything was fucking super awesome back then when they decided to do that in France?

When they decided to do it here? You think everything was fucking amazing back then? No. Everything sucked. They had to suck to a degree to make people rise up against the government and go against the status quo. But this guy would say that doesn't count

because that was in history. And we don't learn lessons from history. Yeah, History. It is literally what he's saying is he's saying he's dismissing it by saying like, well, that was in history. We're in history now, stupid asshole. Yeah. Everything is history. Right. Like his history is is now like, are you fucking kidding me with that shit? Yeah. All right. Because unless we're suddenly I looked around, I missed that we were living in a fucking utopic wonderland is now. Like, are you fucking kidding me with that shit? Yeah. Because unless we're suddenly, I looked around, I missed that we were living in a fucking utopic wonderland

where all the fucking world's problems were solved as long as you were fucking living in a white country. Because I don't think that that's the fucking case. Well, I also think too

what he's saying is that, you know, they're trying to pull down white civilization. I think he's also swapping culture for civilization here. But I think he's, you know, I think what to pull down white civilization. I think he's also swapping culture for civilization here, but I think he's, you know, I think what he's trying to say is I'm trying to make sure that, you know, I protect it because, you know, for years and years and years and years,

we've had a system that has favored white people. We've created that system, that system. I mean, We've created that system. That system, I mean, it's fucking as blatant as you can see. It's favored the white person, right? So he's mad that they're trying to change things to try to stop favoring the white person. Now, it's not going very fast or very easy. The fact is, is that he's upset that, you know, we've said it on the show before,

but to the privileged, equality feels like oppression. And he's starting to feel the creep of that equality. And he's starting to think, you know what? It's all going downhill for us now. Guys, it's all going downhill. I have a major, major announcement right now. As of today, the first of July is White History Month. The reason I picked July

is because July just fit with white people. Fourth of July, you know, vacations. Isn't that something? That's just it. That is something else. All right, this story is also from Right Wing Watch.

Corey Daniel, New Zealand Muslim massacre, was an Illuminati plot to take white people down. Oh, this is going to be uncomfortable too, guys. Yeah. You know, I mean, if you were in for the last one, you're definitely in for this one too. All right, so guys, if you don't know, Corey Daniel is the guy who comes on the Christopher McDonald show.

And he is recording from, I think, his dad's house in his old bedroom where he's got like a fucking towel behind him. Yeah, he's got like a, like if you were to go and you were like going to go to Spencer's Gift and get a flag. Like one of those flags when you were a kid. Like little flags. of big stupid fabric banner yeah a banner of some kind and he chose like a smiling son like a tarot card son or something yeah

and that's that's his backdrop and then there's there's the other guy the Mick Files who we've covered many many times Chris McDonald who has the creepy flesh-colored beard and looks like he is computer-generated and terrifying. So these are those two gentlemen,

and they're talking about... Race. Race. Here we go. Here we go, guys. Buckle in. I hope they're going to do a great job. Why?

Okay, so I just want to stop here for a second. We can't even start so there's two those two images but the very first frame of this yeah it's a machine gun down at the bottom well that's because we're going to talk about the massacre of innocent people okay yeah

so we should definitely show the definitely do that gun let's do that yeah this event wasn't just an isolated event in China, or in China, in New Zealand. It was... Ah, one of those Asian countries. One of the bottom Mexicos.

It's in New Mexico. It's like one of the Pacific Mexicos. I don't know. What do you mean it's not an isolated incident? Of course it's an isolated incident. It's the only one that's happened ever in New Zealand. Yeah, right. Like how much more isolated do you get than New Zealand?

No kidding, right? Like, okay. Like fucking first off, point on a map where New Zealand is. That's number one. You know, show me on the map where New Zealand is. But also too, like, yeah, it's a fucking isolated incident. Go fuck

yourself. Yeah. And to thwart the momentum that Trump has been building on nationalism. Yeah, that's exactly what he was trying to do. I love that, like, this guy killed Muslims in New Zealand, and we're so fucking

self-centered. We're like, that's probably about us. How can we make this? I bet you think this song is about you. Jesus Christ. Like, this is not... You're pretty, okay? You're fucking pretty. It's okay. Jesus. Are you kidding me?

It's not about you. It's really about Trump and me and my giant balls. Enormous balls. On independent country sovereignty and on, God forbid, the white male not

being ashamed of being white. What? I have no idea. The white male not ashamed to be white? Are you ashamed to be white? I'm not ashamed to be white. I'm not ashamed to be white. I'm not ashamed to be white. I reap the privilege of being white all the time. Yeah.

There's a great bit. I remember whose it was. There's a great bit where somebody's like, being white is great. If I could pick, I would pick white. Everybody would. I'm not... Shame and pride are emotions that seem silly to attach to something you can't control. You didn't pick.

You didn't do it. You didn't pick it. It seems like a silly thing to be like, hey, you know, I'm ashamed of that thing I couldn't do anything about. Really? I'm not. Like I've never felt ashamed of anything I couldn't control. Yeah. That's like, I've been ashamed of things I've done.

Yeah. Like I've made mistakes and been like, I wish nobody saw that. Yeah. I've been ashamed of things I've done. Yeah. Like I've made mistakes and been like, I wish nobody saw that. I've been ashamed of like clumsily doing things. It's like being embarrassed. I've never been ashamed of like, that's just the way my toes grow. You know what I mean? Right. What are we going to do about it?

Well, and you know, do you remember we used to have a friend who would go to a place to hunt and I say hunt, but it's not even hunting. He would pull up in his car with his rifle and he'd shoot a buffalo. He'd pay a guy money. He'd be like, here's your monies.

Yeah. I want to shoot a buffalo. Yeah. And they would say, sure, drive up in your Volkswagen, lean out the window. Yeah.

And the buffalo's not doing anything except for being a buffalo. Right. And he'd just shoot it dead. And so he'd be like, I'll take that spirited fellow. And he'd shoot it. Yeah. And then he'd get all the meat.

I could not imagine somebody coming back from that hunting trip and saying, I am a proud hunter. Right. Oh, man. Because he'd be like, it's so easy, dude. Yeah. Holy shit. It's so easy. It's like, man, I cleared the first level of Mario Brothers.

Like, dude, nobody cares. Don't be proud of things that so easy. It's like, man, I cleared the first level of Mario Brothers. Like, dude, nobody cares. Don't be proud of things that are easy. Right. Being white is easy. It's the easiest thing you can be. It's easy, man.

I can understand. Like, I can actually, you know, you were saying, you don't be proud of something that you can't control. I gotta say, if I were, if I were a minority,

I'm not gonna say any, I'm not gonna pick any minority out, but if I were a minority, I might have some to say any, I'm not going to pick any minority out, but if I were a minority, I might have some pride in being that minority. Cause it's not as easy as the default, right? The default is easy. The default is,

is easier. I'll tell you what, I'm going to get more hits on my resume than, than somebody with a name that is of a minority. I'm going to get more calls back. I'm going to get my foot in the door way more often than those people are it's just going to happen man it's been fucking it's a fact

it's just a fact and so yeah you might be a little proud if you are of a minority you might be proud of you know the struggle that you have to do right yeah right yeah to me it's like being proud of the weather like oh man it was sunny out man that was on me so proud of the weather. Yeah. Like, oh man, it was sunny out. Man, that was on me.

Pride of Chicago. So proud of how beautiful it is today. Right, right, right. And proud that you come from white European stock. And I can say that without any fear. Because you'll never have a job. Because you're white, you do so many things without fear. That's your whole thing.

Yeah, right. That's like the, that's the biggest part of it. Yeah. And you also never have a real job. Right. So, you know, yeah, you can say that now, but I'll tell you what,

if you were applying for to be an accountant next week and they saw this video, they might have, that might be something you would take back. I would 100%

not hire this guy. I wouldn't either. I'd be like, oh, well, no, I have an inclusive workplace. Like you are a racist. Yeah. Racists don't belong. Yeah. The end. You can't work here. Of sounding like a racist because I'm not a workplace. You are a racist. Yeah. Racists don't belong.

Yeah. You can't work here. Of sounding like a racist because I'm not a racist. Not a racist. You know what always comes after that? I'm not a racist. How many times have you had to say after you said something, but I'm not a racist? But I'm not a racist.

Or before you say something. Here's the thing. I'm not a racist, but black'm not a racist. Or before you say something, right? No, here's the thing. I'm not a racist, but black people, that's never gone well. This is the verbal equivalent of looking around before you're going to tell a racist joke. Right. That's all this is.

They have worked us into a position where people are scared to death to say, yeah, white people are okay. Yeah, white people created the paradigm we're all living that has brought more comfort and safety and medicine and benefit to the human species than any other race has in the world. And white people did it. Yes, we did it. White people, we did it all. We did it all. We invented math. We did everything.

Every single invention. Every single invention. It's not like a conglomerate of human achievements that have been borrowed cross-culturally through the influences of many different peoples no it was all white people the wonderful whites there's one black guy like please sir can I have one invention

like no they're all our inventions I'm not even going to throw you a bone the slinky you don't even get the going to throw you a bone. The slinky. You don't even get the slinky. You don't even get the slinky. With the pet rock, it was... No! It's not even an invention.

Shut up! It's a marketing. Shut up! George Washington Carver is just like, man, I invented like a million things. Like, no, it's all white people. China's like, we invented a lot of shit. Like, wait a it's all white people. China's like, we learned a lot of shit like way ahead. No?

Really? I'm taking zero back. Zero's mine. Taking it back. Primarily by ourselves. White people... Did he just say primarily by ourselves? He started to say it and then he quit. In the world and white people did it. Yes, we did it. Primarily by ourselves. White people formed the institutions

which created the greatest country on Earth, the United States of America. White people were responsible. The greatest country by literally no objective measure. And also we, you know, that's because we didn't want anybody else at the table.

So we created a system. It's not like anybody else was at the table, was even allowed to be at the table. Okay, but to be fair, there were people at the table first. Yeah. And then we showed up to the table and we were allowed to be at the table. Okay, but to be fair, there were people at the table first. Yeah. And then we showed up to the table

and we were like, first, we're hungry because we don't know how to do this table thing. And then we ate all their food and then we killed them. You guys, we have this tradition. It's a tablecloth. Let me put this blanket on the table.

This small box blanket will lay out here for you. So, yeah. I fucking love that shit. And I love this like greatest country on earth. Really? How would you measure that?

Like, literally, one thing that you can measure? Like, one? Yeah. Is there one thing we're actually number one in? Yeah. Other than, like,

most nuclear weapons? What are we best in? You talked about it recently. You talked about it recently, like, about, like, child mortality rates and, like, I think pregnancy mortality rates.

And, you know, you just start looking through and look at, they always talk about our healthcare system's the best, but healthcare outcomes and healthcare in general is just always bad. Healthcare costs are the worst. Healthcare outcomes aren't that good. Educational outcomes are not that good.

General safety is not as, like, it's not bad, but it's not the best in the world. We don't even have this, like, now there's real arguments to be made about China's military. Yeah. Compared to our military. Compared to our military. Like, best in the world. And, like, I'm not even kidding.

On what measures are we, we're not the happiest? Yeah. Like, we're not, like, yeah, we got the most rovers on Mars. That's pretty cool. Yeah. But when we talk about what matters to our citizenry, nothing pops to mind, and I'm not being shitty, but that we're number one? Right.

For those institutions which created it. Other people helped as well, but if it wasn't for white people, we wouldn't be in the position we are today in this world. I have no problem saying that because it's the absolute historical fact. They are trying to take white people down because- Who is they?

I don't know. The white guy that shot up the mosque? Yeah, right. That guy is trying to take white people down. You know who hates white people? By shooting brown people. That's how he was- Yeah, right?

White people hate white people. I don't even understand this reasoning. You know what? We got to get past this white on brown crime that's hurting white people. I don't even understand this reasoning. You know, we got to get past this white on brown crime that's hurting white people. I don't even understand what's happening anymore. I'm so glad. If you understood this, I would slip my wrist. Jesus. Nature abhors a vacuum and government abhors a vacuum.

And when they take that power, those independent, free-thinking, spirited, clever. Black people. Whites. We were going in different directions on that one. Industrious people, races, cultures that are in Christianity, which is a philosophy of personal power and personal truth and personal freedom. You've got to take that down to be before you can replace it. And this whole. You know what these, you know, I don't, I don't know everything that he's saying.

Don't get me wrong. I can't break it all down. But I will say there's a, there's a thread in there where he's talking about personal power, about how this is a bootstraps thing. Right. You know? Right. And again, you played the game on easy mode. Like, you know, like it's not, you didn't have a hard time. You were a white guy. So, of course, you can be like, yeah, it's fucking easy to be rich. Yeah, it's easy to fucking, you know, not get in trouble with the law. Yeah, it's easy for me to, you know, go and run for office. I can run for office. What's the big deal? And of course, there's this feeling of like, you know, I earned all this. And it's like, and nobody pays attention to the part where you stood 30, 40, 50 feet ahead of the? No, I don't think that. I think that's a stupid thing to think.

And someone may listening, may think that that's what I think, right? That someone only got rich because they were white. No, I don't think that. But I think you do have a great advantage in this world if you're white. Yeah. It's not a guarantee. No.

But it opens doors, right? It's about how many doors. It's about creating the path of less reason. Not even no reason. Less reason. Just less. And it's just less reason. It's about how many doors. It's about creating the path of less reason. Not even no reason. Less reason. Just less. And it's just easier in America. Yeah. It's easier. It's easier in most of the world. This is an easy position, which is why

if you had to choose... Yeah, you would choose it. Like, no white person's out there like, well, it's a deli of a pickle. I don't know. Maybe I'd be something else. Maybe I'd be one of the Mexicans. One of those Mexicans from many different Mexicos. I don't know which Mexico I would be from, but one of those Mexicos.

I'm from East Mexico. Well, shooting was about nothing more than thwarting the energy that Trump and Trump supporters have been creating. What the hell did he say at the end there? Thwarting the energy. Thwarting the creative. Dim created. I think that's what he said. I want toing the energy. Torting. Created. Dim created.

I think that's what he said. I want to listen to it one more time because he's like, dim created. Was about nothing more than torting the energy that Trump and Trump supporters have been created. Torting the energy

that Trump and Trump supporters So, it sounds like Adam and Eve has changed and they are not swinging for the fences anymore. They are not. See, so they have other offers, bigger, girthier offers. Bigger, wider.

Wider. You know, the thing is, what you want is more, so you can put them in different places. That's what I hear a lot. I want more. You need more. I can't.

And here's the thing. Adam and Eve will plug you up airtight. I will tell you that right now. First off, you're going to get 50% off almost any item. You're going to get a 10 free gifts from them, a sexy

item for him, special gift for her, and a third item you're both going to enjoy and six spicy movies. Just in case you're in an Echo's Town one day and you really, really need to see some porn, they will send you six movies on physical format. You can't

lose them. You can't. This is the thing. This is apocalypse porn. It is. This is exactly what it is. When the shit hits the fan and you've got your fucking exercise bike you're using to power your fucking personal grid. Right. You know?

Yeah. At least you'll have some spank material. You got it. Like, yeah. You can go out like that guy in Pompeii who jerked it and he's the ash of the guy who died. Just the ash of the dude holding his own cock. That's epic as fuck.

That dude is, that dude just fucking, he just owned that shit. Yeah, right? He's like, fuck you, world. Jerking him. Go now. But if you want to jerk it and go out. I always tell when somebody finishes by looking at the ash. All you have to do is type in Gloria Checkout.

That's G-L-O-R-Y. And you'll get all of that free stuff, 50% off any item and free shipping. This story is from Right Wing Watch. This is Rick Wiles going on an anti-Semitic rant against Right Wing Watch and Hollywood's Jewish cabal. One of my favorite things is when these guys go after Right Wing Watch and then Right Wing Watch

puts up their quote. Literally puts it right up there. And it's funny because this has been a trend with many of them recently. It's so great. We get some mocking by Right Wing Watch, which is funded primarily by George Soros. Now that all changed on Friday night. The first smear piece was published by the militant anti-Christian right-wing watch, a propaganda operation run by the People for the American Way. People for the American Way was formed in 1980 by Norman Lear, an influential member of Hollywood's Jewish cabal. There we go. Jesus Christ. Okay. All right. So

I'm definitely taking you seriously now. now mr lear formed the organization to attack ronald reagan and the late reverend jerry falwell who had launched the moral majority one former president of the people for the american way was tony ping pong podesta ping pong pingong. Ping Pong? Comet Ping Pong. Comet Ping Pong. I get it now. Yeah. I get it now. You know, the... Oh, that debunked

Pizzagate thing? Conspiracy thing. That we're still going to harp on? I see what you mean now, Tony. Yeah. I see what you mean. I don't think

that's his given name. I love that so far, like, he's already, like, slandered the Jews. Sure. Like, that's good. Yeah. And then he's like, like, slandered the Jews. Sure. Like, that's good. Yeah. And then he's like, let me just go ahead and toss this debunked pedophile ring thing in.

You're doing great here. Yeah. So far, bad 1,000. You are knocking it out of the park. Bad 1,000. As I mentioned a moment ago, Jewish billionaire George Soros' Open Society Foundation is a major source of money for the anti-Christian hate group, Right Wing Watch. Right Wing Watch is a website that would probably cost about $100 a year to run.

I love the, like, it's a hate group. You're the one who said all the hateful shit. Like, the only way that they could be construed as a hate group is if someone were to say, I'm offended by a headline at Right Wing Watch, they're quoting you. How could you, that can't be a hate group. They didn't say anything. It makes it sound like all this money is being funneled into Right Wing Watch.

Right Wing Watch has like crazy resources. Like nobody cares about it. It's just a website we use to make jokes for the show. I think it's for the show. At this point, I think it's just for the show. and,

you know, like, like what kind of, what kind, you're like you say, what kind of resources do you need? What kind of resources

could you possibly need? Yeah, you're going to need people who can watch the shows, right, to watch it all the way through and then pull clips. But,

you know, all you need is a guy who can spend three hours watching this dipshit, and he's going to find something in there. But man, I contend, when you call this group a hate group, tell me what they think.

Tell me what their ideology is. What's their ideology? Because I don't think they've espoused one. What they've said is, here's what I'm going to do. I'm going to go on your site, and I'm going to clip your clip, and I'm going to just play you talking.

How is that a hate group? Well, when I say something hateful and then you group it in with the other hateful people. Oh, mom, she's quoting me again. Stop quoting me. Stop quoting yourself. Another source of money

is the Miriam and Ira Wallach Foundation. And they sound Jewish. Even if they're not, they sound Jewish. I'll tell you what, the Jews have all the money. Am I right? Hey, guys.

And if you'd like to be a Jewish patron, you can go to DissonancePod.com. The Wallachs were wealthy Jews who made their money in the paper and pulp industry. Another source of money for the Christ-hating right-wing watch propaganda operation is the Bauman Foundation. I bet they're Jews. Bauman. It's is the Bauman Foundation. I bet they're Jews. Bauman. It's Bauman. Come on. I bet they're Jews. They're Jews, Tom. That matters somehow. It does. Did you know that if you get money from a Jew, that is

worse than getting money from a Gentile? A not-Jew? If a Gentile writes you a check for $5,000 and a Jew writes you a check for $5,000, the Jewish money means you're a bad person. If you put, because the Jewish guy gave it to you.

So hold on. Follow up question. If you're paying for sex and they hand it to you, can you say be Gentile? I'm as fragile as I were glass. Lionel Bauman, a rich Jewish real estate investor in New York. A fourth source of money comes from the Evelyn and Walter Haas Jr. Fund.

I like that part because the only part that he's taking offense to is Jewish because rich real estate investor is his guy. Yeah, right. That's literally the guy. That's Trump. That's your guy. The only slanderous part of that is the Jew part. Also, don't these people love the Jews when they're in Israel?

They don't like them when they're here. That's a good point. They don't like them when they're here, but they love themselves some Israel, man. They love Israel so much. They just don't like it. I think what they like is that they need Israel so that Jesus has a place to beam back down to when the Enterprise is done orbiting or whatever his plan is. So they have to have like some, but I don't think they want anyone to live there.

I think they just want, just clear it out. One of these days, it's just going to be empty as my pocket. It was founded by Walter Haas Jr., a descendant of Levi Strauss. Haas Fund is a big financer of the LGBTQ movement in America. And we know all Jews love LGBTQ. We know that's true. And we also know that without financial backing, nobody would be gay.

Yeah. Without, without. Look, if you aren't going to be able to pay for those really nice signs they have at Pride, they're just not going to do it. It's not worth it. They're just not even going to go out there. They won't be prideful about it.

Mr. and Mrs. Haas were also Jewish. Now, for the record, the original funder of the People for the American Way was the Tides Foundation. You can do your research on that group. Okay, but why don't we just cut out the middleman and have you do it for us, Rick? Yeah, you're telling me all that.

I love when people do that. I'm just going to go ahead and vague book this speech here a little bit. Oh, really? You can do your research. You can do your research. You can do your research. Why do I need you?

Hey, Rick, citation needed. Are you seeing a pattern in where the money comes from? A Jew pattern! Dreidel's as far as the eye can see! When you take your string and you put it in all these thumbtacks, it makes a six pointed star. They may have a lot of Jewish money,

but I have the name of the Lord Jesus Christ. I'd rather have the money. He keeps that name, dude. Yeah. You know what you should do? You should try to pay your mortgage with the name of Jesus Christ.

I am protected by the blood of Jesus Christ. And no weapon formed. Shed by the Jews. Yeah. Also, protected by the blood of Jesus Christ and no weapon shed by the Jews. Also, it's their blood cult. You'll just stole it. You know what I mean? They came up with the blood God before you had it. Jesus was a Jew. And then you're

just like, yeah, no takesies-backsies. No, he was the super Jew in the nap. Okay, anyway. Against me shall prosper. Right-wing watch, you're Christian haters. That's all they are. You're a Christian hating group. That's what you are.

You promote homosexuality. You're Christian haters. I like that he says that like anybody at right-wing watch. Oh, man, I feel bad about that. Jesus. I didn't mean it. Are his fee-fees hurt? Are his fee-fees hurt? Oh, man, I feel bad about that. Jesus. I didn't mean it. Is Christ, are his fee-fees hurt? Is Christ's fee-fees hurt?

Oh, bummer. I'm promoting homosexuality. Now people that didn't want to suck a dick are going to suck a dick because of right wing watch. A Christ hater. At the core of your heart, you hate Jesus Christ. You hate righteousness. You hate God. That's what drives you.

It's really not that you hate me and True News. You hate the God that I serve. How do you serve him? That's a little late night. Serve every time for a while. Driven with this passion to denounce God. And who funds you? The synagogue of Satan that's been at war with Jesus Christ for 2,000 years.

That's what this is all about. I think that actually they don't like Jews now that I think about it. I think they don't like Jews. I think they just love the land of Israel. Yeah. I think that they also love the culture that created their religion, but despise the people who are

in that culture. It has to be. Because they have to have just massive cognitive dissonance when they think about it. Or maybe they just want the Jews to stay in Israel. They don't want them. Right. They're like, they're anti melting pot. Right. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

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we belong to a couple of PR lists, Tom. Yes, we do. And so we'll just get random lists to people they'll be like mr tom and then they'll say so great and then they'll be like well i would like to be on your show and it'll be like six ways jesus loves me or whatever is the name of the book and so we get six ways we get well god damn well i'm exhausted after three ways. Three ways I'm sweating like a pig. I have two hands, a mouth, and a ass.

I'm trying to think of other ways. And I'm running out of ways. Jesus, take the wheel. Get in the armpit or something? Actually, the fifth way is Jesus taking the wheel. Now that I think about it. So we get these on occasion. And so this one is one that we got.

It's not addressed to anybody. And I'm just going to have Tom read it aloud and see what you think of this. All right. In case you've ever doubted miracles, here is a reaffirmation. Doctors discovered that a 12-year-old girl in the Michigan area had an inoperable brain tumor. After seeking more opinions, the parents of the girl brought her home and did the one thing parents never want to do for their child, called hospice. Her weight dropped from 120 pounds to 60. The parents had already chosen a burial dress and casket for the young girl.

She was now in a near comatose state at home with death knocking at her door. Sound effect. But God had a plan. Echo, the author of... Wait. Echo. Echo is a person? Should we say it again, actually?

It's all in caps, by the way. It's weirdly all in caps. The author of How to Piss Off God and the Long Journey Home heard God tell him to pray for the girl in her home. Okay. Yeah, it's a great title. God's voice took Echo's breath away. Though the girl and her home. Okay. Yeah, it's a great title. God's voice took Echo's breath away. Though the girl and her parents were strangers, Echo followed God's instructions and went

to her house immediately to pray at her bedside. A week or so later, Echo heard an update on the girl's condition. The doctors were able to go in and remove the tumor and the young girl, now a woman, is alive today. First off, it wasn't that he prayed the tumor and the young girl now a woman he's alive today first off wasn't that he prayed the tumor away he just prayed and then the doctors did all the work that's not even a good fiction i love when it's like i prayed and then the doctor still had to do it like why didn't the tumors go whoop it's magic yeah you're using magic to fix it but you're like and then i use

magic to rebuild my carburetor through the guided hands of the mechanic. What the fuck? What are you talking about? Exactly. You would not allow that for any mechanical item. Right. Right?

It would be like, and then my gutters got fixed because I prayed, and then the contractor came over, and he put new gutters on, but he used magic rivers. No, they're actually metal. They're just regular. Yeah. No other circumstance. It's only for medicine that we do that.

We're like, oh, and then I prayed and then I thank God. And then that was fine. But I was after multiple surgeries. It's because like there is an element of mystery to how the body works. I think that's what it is. I don't know.

Inside it's a bunch of bits. They cut me open. It's just like frog stuff. I have no idea how any of it works. The doctor's like trying to put the tweezers in an electric socket. His nose keeps lighting up. We've got an image.

This is about Trump and his windmill comment through this week. So check it out. And this week's shout out to its 465. Tom, we have a message.

This is from Maggie and she had, she found the name of the thing you were talking, the phenomenon we were talking about last week. We were saying that if you don't have the ability,

if you take away the ability or the dangerous things around someone, they're less likely to kill themselves. We now have a term for that. It's called means reduction. I couldn't remember what it was called. It's means reduction. And it's very much what it sounds like when you reduce the available means for someone to harm themselves, then the overall rate of harm goes down. So little things like barriers on bridges reduces the amount of people who commit suicide in the area of that bridge.

Like, it's just from Harvard. The study is legit. It's a real thing. So thanks, Maggie. Thanks for sending it in. Got a map of the world from Wally in Maryland.

That's so funny. And it's basically Mexico, Mexico, Mexico, Mexico, Mexico, Mexico. And I want to point you guys to last week on Twitter and on Facebook,

Ian created an Animaniacs video for us, and it's so funny. And it's from the conversation we had last week, we were talking about the three Mexican countries, and Ian created

this hilarious video so if you have an opportunity go check it out on Facebook or Twitter. It's really, really funny though. It's absurd. I love it. But we're going to post

this map on this week's show notes. This map is so great. This map is amazing. Check it out. It's on 465. We're going to post a link to this on this week's show notes.

You got to watch it. It's a Facebook guy who's, and I, you know, there, some of this stuff is so pose law that I'm just like, is this a bunch of people like just doing like an improv night? Like it's,

it's hard to believe that this is real, but we were laughing out loud when we saw it. So funny. It's someone exercising demons and you don't know, like you watch it and you're like, is this real? Am I being punked? Is this real? So watch it yourself. I don't know.

I just don't know. There's part of me that believes it's not real and there's other parts of me that's like, no, they're just fucking around. They're just making jokes. It's elaborate if they're making jokes. It really is elaborate. It's a commitment to your bit. I will say. Yeah, so it's worth staying in character. It's worth the couple're making jokes. It really is elaborate. Like, it's a commitment to your bit. It really is. I will say.

Yeah. So it's worth... You're staying in character. Yeah, it's worth the couple of minutes because it is a fucking riot. Well, it's on Facebook. It's on Facebook, so you'll have to have an account to watch it,

but it'll be on this week's episode. It'll be on this week's show notes, 465. We got a couple of messages about the gun law, proposed gun law in Colorado that they were talking, which did pass, I thought I heard. Yeah. It passed. The law was basically

if you become mentally impaired in some way or if you're just sort of exhibiting suicidal thoughts, someone can come in and take your weapon. But there's a process.

They have to go to a judge, et cetera. Right. And we got a message, I thought, from someone who said that they didn't think it was a good idea

because the police are doing it and the police come in and they're going to cause more problems than they solve if they come in and just try to take your guns away from somebody who might not be stable. And while I do understand the caution that might be necessary, I also understand that doing nothing is what we're doing now. And so doing nothing doesn't make any sense. Well, wait a minute. Is doing nothing working? Doing nothing is definitely not working. Oh, okay. Well, then that's not the solution. Certainly not the solution. The other thing we got was a bunch of people who said, wow, yeah, that's a great idea. And we have some laws here.

Someone sent in a message. I don't want to betray who they are by talking about their name, but they talked about their dad and how they had to intervene at one point to try to get a weapon away from their father. And it's a heartbreaking email because it doesn't end well interpersonally, but also that person didn't hurt anyone else. Right. And they didn't hurt themselves. Yeah.

So in that sense, it's literally the perfect outcome. Yeah. Yeah, it's absolutely the perfect outcome. So yeah, I think that, you know, you're never going to be able to have a perfect scenario where 100% of the time you're going to be able to protect everybody. But I think it's a good start. It's a good step in the right direction here in the States.

You know, what would have happened? You know, that guy, I tend to think that that guy, you know, we haven't heard anything about it. I don't know anything in the backstory. But you don't just go to Las Vegas and kill 50 people for no reason, right? That guy had a reason. We don't know exactly what that reason was,

but he was, that guy's not right. There's something wrong with that guy. And I wonder if there was some way that someone could know ahead of time

that there's something wrong with that guy. Well, I know that there have been cases where people have known and they've raised red flags and they've called the police and been like, something's wrong with this guy.

And the police can't do much about it. Sure. And like, that's fucked up. The police should be able to like, if you preemptively say like, this guy is talking about hurting other people and he's stockpiling weapons and he doesn't seem like some, there should be a process where we can protect everybody. And it's not just calling the police in this instance. It's calling the police and then going

to a judge. There's a process here. This isn't just, you just call a cop and they just come by and steal someone's guns. There's a long process, like getting a restraining order. It's a process. So that's going to wrap it up for this week. We'll be back next

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