Cognitive Dissonance - Episode 596: Fact Checked
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This is episode 596 of Cognitive Dissonance.
And we're going to start this episode out.
I don't know what to call this.
In the intro to the show,
we say we're going to talk about things that make us mad.
This makes me really mad.
So we've had a sponsor,
BetterHelp of the show.
They've been a sponsor for our show
a handful of times.
Four times, something like that, yeah.
And we initially were excited to get them as a sponsor.
You know, Cecil and I do some work to vet our sponsors.
We want to make sure that it's a product.
We turn down things that we think like,
no, that's garbage.
It's not evidence-based.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm not doing fucking CBD oil
because I don't know if it works, right?
Right.
So, but BetterHelp, I was like, yeah, that sounds fine.
Like, it's therapy.
It's a pandemic.
Like, this seems like a good thing to do. So we were both like, yeah, all right, let's, let's go ahead and
do this. Come to find out and, and shame on me for not knowing, I guess, ahead of time, but I didn't
even know what to look for. And one of our listeners actually pointed out to us. So thank you.
There's an article from Jezebel from February, February 19th of 2020, which describes some of their privacy practices
as it relates to their marketing of your data online.
And it's, to call it appalling
would be a grotesque understatement.
We'll go through this story a little bit in detail,
but I want to let everybody know
that we dropped BetterHelp immediately.
Yeah, as soon as we found this out, we didn't.
As soon as we found that out.
Because we both like thought immediately after the year and a half that everybody's had.
Right.
That it would be a great thing for people who need therapy to get therapy.
And to be able to do that without leaving their home when they're feeling unsafe.
Yeah.
It just seemed like it fit the ethos of the show.
Felt like a good idea.
You know?
So we were both like, yeah, absolutely. We'll let them be a sponsor. That
sounds great. They're fucking awful. You should not use them. They're just, they're a fucking
awful company. Do not use BetterHelp if you can find a company that will treat your privacy and
your data with more respect than this. BetterHelp sells data. Now they don't sell like the actual
notes. So if you go on and say, I've got a problem
with this subject or that subject, they don't sell that explicitly. But they sell a tremendous
amount of metadata to companies like Facebook. And that is intensely problematic. So they sell
data to Facebook that tells Facebook that you had an appointment how
often you open the app um i want to read some some of the stuff from the article to go through just
how egregious this is facebook is from a jezebel article facebook for instance is alerted every
time a person opens the app essentially signaling to the social media company how often we're going
in for a session and when we book our appointments. And they confirmed this through data that they have, a data tracking program they have using
Facebook. Metadata from every message, though not its content, was also sent to the social
media company, meaning that Facebook knew what time of day we were going in for therapy,
our approximate location, and how long we were chatting on the app. If you stop and think about
why would Facebook want this? Why would that be valuable? And it's because if they know when
you're vulnerable, they are able to prey on you during those vulnerable moments. That's why they
want this information. It's not trivia. It's actionable information that Facebook is willing to pay money
for because they think they can get more money than what they paid. There's no other reason to
pay for things if you're a fucking company. So they want this metadata so that they can
use you and manipulate you when you are most vulnerable. And you are obviously potentially
more vulnerable during those times before, during, and after
a session with your fucking therapist.
It's fucking evil.
It's evil that Facebook would want to buy this data in order to manipulate people during
their most vulnerable moments.
And it is fucking straight up evil that BetterHelp would be willing to sell this data.
Would this be counteracted by Apple's new policy about tracking?
I don't know.
I don't know.
And that's actually the reason I switched over to an Apple phone.
I've been an Android user my whole life.
Apple, on my phone, with a recent OS update,
I don't know when it was,
they ask now whether or not you want the app to track you.
They say, would you like the app to
track you? And most of the apps, when that first came out, sort of pushed you to say, please say
yes, and you'll get a bonus. There's an extra plus. Please say yes. Please say yes. And I've
said no to everything. Yeah, same here. I've said no to everything. That's a good question. I don't
want to pretend I know that answer. I don't know that answer. Yeah, I don't know either. But it
doesn't make it any better.
And I'm not saying, you know,
I'm not saying that I'm not trying for,
I'm not looking for a corner case way out at all.
No, I know you're not.
I think we're culpable in this.
I think we made a huge mistake
of publishing this stuff on our show
and to say that this is,
because we went in this, I think, very naively,
thinking that this would help people. And really what I don't want is for this to hurt anybody or for somebody to
manipulate the data and to, you know, use the data against somebody who just wanted to just
get some help. I think we absolutely 100% sure are going to donate this money that we got.
All the money that we got from that sponsorship is going to be donated to a suicide prevention charity.
That's 100%.
I'm not keeping any of their fucking money.
I don't want a dime of it.
We're getting rid of it all.
So we're going to do that this week.
We're going to post,
and we'll let everybody know where we donated to
in the show notes.
And if you want to join in and donate,
we of course would love...
Any suicide prevention charity
would love to have your money.
So we will put a link in this week's show notes
to us donating that money so that,
because it's appalling.
It's absolutely appalling.
And it's so tough because I do want to,
I do want to make sure that, you know,
like everything we try to push,
like that's why I love Adam and Eve
because it's like fuck stuff. And love Adam and Eve because it's like, fuck stuff.
And fuck stuff is great because it's just-
It's very straightforward transaction, man.
Absolutely.
And, you know, we're also working
with Paint Your Life right now.
And again, that's also another, it's a fun thing.
Yeah, I wonder like how much due diligence
really needs to be done to avoid this.
More in the future and 100% more in the future.
I think I just want to apologize to everybody.
If you use this and we would suggest maybe doing something else,
if you're enjoying this and you can shut the data off on your iPhone
and you don't care, then best of luck.
But I don't think this is a good way to find the thing that they're offering.
Yeah, I completely agree.
So sorry, guys.
That is on us.
And we wanted you to be aware of it.
And even if you didn't use BetterHelp through the show,
I think it's important to be aware of it.
It's really important that these companies are using your data
in not subtle ways to manipulate you.
And this is a long article.
We'll put it as to be the first.
It should be one of the first on the show notes.
So check it out.
Read this whole article on Jezebel.
They went through a lot of stuff
to figure out exactly how BetterHelp was using your data.
So it's worth to read.
Border control, birth control.
It's all out of control.
I need another cup of coffee.
I guess the worst part of the play was their confidence in it.
All right, Cecil, this story comes from the New York Times.
Images of Border Patrol's treatment of Haitian migrants prompt outrage.
And it's not just the images,
it's what you can hear them fucking saying.
Yeah.
Obviously, Haiti
right now is going through absolute
hell. Sure. Absolute hell.
Fucking Haiti didn't recover from
the last terrible earthquake. Many of the people
that are coming in now
are actually refugees from
that original earthquake.
Which is a horror show to consider.
Sure, this is 2010 or something like that.
My God, 11 years ago.
So these are refugees from a previous disaster in Haiti.
And then another disaster, and now the political instability after the assassination of their president.
Yeah, the assassination of their president.
Holy shit.
So our hearts should be open to the Haitian people, right?
That is the thing that should be true.
And there is a history of Haitian immigrants
making their way into the border to seek refuge and asylum,
which is a legal process that they have a right to seek, right?
Absolutely.
You have a right to seek asylum.
And they seek asylum by crossing
our southern border frequently.
That is a frequent method for Haitian immigrants
to make their way. Sure.
Border patrol agents are fucking
on horseback
preventing them from crossing the river.
Yeah. Fucking
swatting at them with the
reins, like whipping them.
Yeah. With the reins, like whipping them with the reins,
preventing them from crossing.
Because if they cross that border,
they can seek asylum, right?
But if they can't cross the border,
they can't cross the border,
then they cannot seek that asylum.
So not only are they preventing them
from crossing the border,
but to give you some flavor
of exactly what the people doing this work
think of the human beings who are struggling
to try to survive? Here is what the border patrol agents are heard to have said as they are whipping
other human beings and preventing them from seeking political asylum. They said, this is why
your country is shit because you use your women for this. This is what they said as they charged
the migrants to push them back.
They weren't.
And, you know, be real clear here.
They're using horses.
This isn't a fucking petting zoo.
Right.
This isn't so that they could like show this.
They are using the horses like they use the horses in the fucking,
when there's a protest.
Yeah.
Push the people back.
Horse is an intimidating animal.
And they're trying to intimidate them from coming.
And it's so funny how easy it is to,
when you watch this video,
they jog walk past the horse.
It's really just to be intimidating and be shitty
and then also like hurt one or two of them.
That's what it's for.
It's not a good effective tool to slow people down.
And you know, it's crazy to me
because when you said, you know, that they're trying to stop them down. And you know, it's, it's crazy to me because when you said,
you know, that they're, they're, that they's trying to stop them from going across the border.
It also doesn't matter if they cross the border because Biden, since he came in, has been using
the loophole that Trump put in, which is essentially we're under a state of emergency because of COVID
and we're going to deport you. They've deported since Biden's been in there 700,000 people that
have, that have asked for asylum. Now, I don't know
whether or not those are people who asked or those are people who applied and were denied.
I highly doubt, I very much highly doubt that they were people who applied and were denied
because that fucking, that department in the government is tragically underfunded because
no one cares about it. They have not processed those applications. There's no way they process
that many.
And this is a continuation of the Obama presidency, in my opinion.
Obama fucking fucked this up so badly.
This was an absolute abhorrent thing that Obama did.
And it's a terrible thing that Biden is continuing.
This is one, and you know, look,
I'm not here to say they're the same,
like Biden and Trump are the same people.
That's a dumb fucking thing to say.
And you should be ashamed of yourself
every time you think that.
But I am here to say that this is abhorrent
and this is shitty.
And I did not fucking vote for this.
I didn't vote for somebody to be so fucking,
so heartless for us to be so heartless down there
in this time of crisis for us to see this
as not an opportunity to help somebody out.
And it's purely political. And I don't understand why this, because it's not going to keep it.
It's not, it's, it's nothing to do with COVID, right? So the, the auspices that this is being
done under is, oh, we're in a state of emergency. We don't want people with COVID to flood our
borders. And boy, it's fucking, there's 130,000 new cases not among immigrants.
Yeah, yeah.
It's here.
It's fucking, it is raging like a goddamn wildfire here among, it's not, oh, we don't have any COVID, so we better lock up the borders like Australia or New Zealand.
This is not World War Z.
Right. And I would be a little sympathetic
if there was a border lockdown
like Australia or New Zealand
or other countries.
Yeah, sure.
And they kept their numbers to zero
and they're like,
look, we're at zero.
We don't want it here.
We're at 130,000 a day.
And...
We got...
Get the fuck out of here.
This is not like...
We don't want to...
Fucking truckloads of fucking vaccine
that no one's using.
Yep.
We certainly have plenty of that.
Yep.
Could fucking easily vaccinate these people too.
I know.
You know,
a hundred percent.
You know what?
They'd fucking take it because they're not stupid.
And the thing is,
we should give them that vaccine because every human being on the planet that is vaccinated
is a net benefit to the planet.
A hundred percent.
It is,
it is less variations.
It is less new.
Because who knows
if the fucking Delta variant,
who knows if the fucking
double Delta Ultra
plus double plus
Charmin variant
isn't going to be
10 times worse.
Yeah.
We have a responsibility
to vaccinate humanity.
Yeah.
Every single person
that we come in contact with,
we should be shooting people
with these things
like fucking blow darts
at this point. Release them back into the wild afterwards. Holy shit. You get a little
tag on your ear that tells you we got Pfizer or Moderna. Send them up. I mean, it's an unbelievable
thing that we're wasting this many doses. They're going literally to waste. They're going bad.
There's no reason, especially when you have this crisis that we could easily, you know, use these.
But I want to say too, you know, this xenophobic,
this shitty xenophobic way that we deal with this
does not change from Republican to Democrat.
It doesn't.
It genuinely doesn't.
It doesn't.
Even still, I remember, you know,
there were a few Democrats on the stage
during the debates that felt like
they had a different approach and they felt like they had a different idea. But Biden, to me,
never impressed me on this part. And I don't think that he ever would because I feel like he has the
exact same idea that Obama had, which is they've got to show, there's a couple of ways they've got
to show they're tough. And the ways they show they're tough is against immigrants and against other
countries that we're at war with.
Those are the other countries that we want to invade or bully or whatever.
And so those are the ways that the Democrats have to show the Republicans or
the,
I guess the middle of the road,
because the Republicans are never going to vote for anyway,
but it's the middle of the road voters.
The,
that's how they show they're tough fuck those people you know what i mean like
i know like show show the world that we are that we are who we say we are you know that we are that
you know that that lighthouse in the dark that we are that shining fucking city on the hill yeah
we're not we're we've been rejecting these people forever.
And immigrants and migrants,
they bring such a richness to everyone's life.
Like they are, there's a,
being part of a melting pot is an amazing thing.
It's unique.
It's not unique to America,
but it's very,
there's very few countries in the world
that are as diverse as America is. And the idea that, you know, you can't embrace that as
part of who you are is disgusting. To see, to see diversity as anything other than a strength is to
ignore all of the data around diversity. Absolutely. Absolutely. And all the great data around immigrants.
Yeah. It, diversity and immigration
is nothing but a strength for our country.
We're in the middle of this place where,
and you would think that their fucking heads
would explode, Cecil,
from the fucking cognitive distance, right?
Because on the one side,
you've got an enormous group of business owners
screaming that nobody will take these jobs.
You can't find anyone to do this work.
And you know what?
That's kind of real.
That's kind of real.
It is difficult for people to find employees right now.
I get that.
And yet there are people lining up,
lining up to get into this country that many of whom would likely take those
jobs.
Yeah.
But we're just like,
ah,
but I noticed your brown.
You're not the right person
for the job
in that you're not
the right kind of person
for the job.
What I want is a homegrown American.
And when I say that,
I mean a white American.
Yeah, that's exactly it.
That's what I want.
Yeah.
This is a shitty,
awful policy,
but, you know,
there's going to be some,
there are blind spots
in the Democratic,
in what the Democratic leadership wants.
And this is 100% a blind spot and it's disgusting.
It is.
Hands.
Are we the baddies?
So New York Times again, Pentagon acknowledges August 29th drone strike in Afghanistan was a tragic mistake that killed 10 civilians.
I love a tragic mistake.
Well, okay, so-
It was murder!
It is, it is.
It's murder!
A murder's never a tragic mistake!
But I will say,
I've read a couple articles about this
that are interesting.
One thing that is different
about this administration
than every other administration using drones
is we acknowledge the fucking error
and apologize for it. You know, that's never been done. Really? Up until this moment,
up until this moment, we have never apologized and acknowledged a, this quickly and this publicly
when, when the drone strike program was first initiated, it was initiated by George W. Bush. He used it relatively little.
It was new technology.
Obama accelerated the drone, the uses of drones in warfare.
Trump used it like fucking crazy.
Biden is looking to use it less than Trump significantly and less than Obama significantly.
Although, who knows how that will play out at the end of the four years, right?
So, but this is, mistakes have always happened.
We've, I mean, there was an error
where we drone struck a wedding,
killed a hundred people.
These mistakes are not uncommon in drone warfare
because the rules of engagement
are up to the administration
that chooses those rules of engagement.
When Trump was put in charge,
the rule for engagement when it was Obama is they had to have near perfect what the rule was.
They had a near perfect certainty of their target
and that collateral damage to civilians was zero or next to zero.
So that was the rule.
Now, they made mistakes.
My God, did they?
They absolutely did.
They made mistakes. Jesus Christ. Trump changed the rule. Okay. that was the rule. Now they got, they made mistakes. They absolutely did. They made mistakes. Trump changed the rule. Trump changed the rule. And it was basically like,
if we feel like it, we'll bomb you. And that was basically the rule. And that's why they were,
by changing that rule, that's why they were able to drone strike Soleimani, which was by
all indications, a violation of international law.
The Biden administration, when they made this mistake, when their military made this mistake,
they immediately came out and were like, fuck, we realized we did the wrong thing.
They did not immediately come out.
I think as soon as they realized that it was a mistake, they did.
No, they did not.
It took them weeks and it took a New York Times article that was published weeks ahead of time
for them to finally admit it.
Initially, they were like, no, we hit the right thing.
But did they know they hit the wrong thing at that time?
I mean, the Times article came out two weeks
before their retraction.
Oh, I didn't know that.
Yeah, a Times article came out.
Okay.
Like in this article, they say it took,
like they came out a couple of weeks,
pretty much their previous article was a couple of weeks. And this was then within, you came out a couple of weeks, pretty much their previous article was a couple of weeks.
And this was then within,
you know, a couple of weeks after,
then they finally said that they admitted it
because there was obvious evidence
that they were wrong.
They had hit the wrong target.
That they were hit the wrong target.
That's fucking true.
And the other problem too though, Tom,
is what you had said a couple of weeks ago.
Why do this?
Yeah.
The only reason we're doing this
is because somebody punched us, right?
You came up and socked me in the eye.
And so now I've got to do something to you.
I got to do something.
I got to show.
It's again, it's a show.
It's a show that I got to show you I'm just as tough.
Fuck, they fucking know, man.
If anybody on the planet needs to know,
nobody needs to know that we have the technology
to do any of those things that are destructive.
They don't need to. There's nothing out there that needs that the problem is is that is that exactly what you
said which is the counter-attack on this which is going to happen it was after the explosion the
counter-attack is a stupid move it's a dumb move and it's true this is exactly what this was they
they wanted to go out there and find somebody to kill.
They needed a body.
They had to bring a scalp in.
Yep.
And that's what they did.
And then they fucking got the wrong guy.
They just got a fucking innocent bystander.
Yeah, well, they got a whole bunch of kids too.
It's kids.
And it's awful.
It's awful.
And again, it's one of those moments where the Democrats have to show how fucking tough they are.
And it's the worst part of the Democratic Party. It's the worst part. It's the part that pains
me the most to see. There's no advantage to this. There's no, this is posturing for the
fucking warmongers back home. Yeah. That's all it is. Afghanistan, the situation in Afghanistan
did not improve because we did this, because we performed this action. No. Because how the fuck could it?
It's the way it's done.
First of all, we didn't hit, we did not hit a militarily significant target.
It doesn't matter.
So that was just a failure.
Yeah.
And there's no, it's just a fight.
But even if we had hit a militarily significant target, what the fuck would have changed?
Yeah.
I'll tell you what, nothing.
Yeah.
Because we didn't hit that target.
And we had the exact same military outcome.
So every time one of these things happens, you have to say to yourself,
if we had done nothing, we'd have been better off.
We'd be better off.
Just better off all around.
Every time.
Yeah.
If we had done nothing, if we had never invaded Afghanistan, we'd have been better off.
For real.
I know, rewind time.
If they fucking blew up 9-11 and then
we rebuilt those towers,
we'd have spent less fucking
money and lost less fucking
lives. And show
me a metric. Less people would have died.
Right. You know what I mean? Not just
and even if you are just a
utilitarian American,
less Americans would have died. But
if you're just, you know, if you're like,
if you're like a humanist
and think human life
shouldn't be lost,
it's exponentially better.
It's 30 to one.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It's fucking ridiculous.
It's time to take a shot.
I dream of life's return to sanity,
of more intellect
and less hannity,
profanity,
vanity,
swapped for urbanity.
A widespread vaccine
can save humanity.
It's our shot.
And if you feel apprehensive, it's all good.
Understood, but don't get defensive.
Believe in there's a bad shot.
Well, that I support.
Got my firsthand report.
It's called a shot of my Lord.
I'm going to take a shot.
Tom, I found this in Breitbart this week, and I can't.
This is such an amazing fucking backflip of logic.
I feel like we just got to read this
aloud. So this is from Breitbart. You don't have to, Tom's going to read the whole article. So we,
we're going to put, I don't even know if we're going to put the link in the show notes. I don't
know. Ian doesn't listen to the show, so it doesn't matter if he won't listen to this anyway.
But, but if, if the link's there, you don't have to click on it because Tom's going to read the
whole article. So Tom, go ahead go ahead all right nolte howard
stern proves democrats want unvaccinated trump voters dead yeah do you want to know why i think
howard stern is going full monster with his mockery of three fellow human beings who died
of the coronavirus because leftists like stern and cnn lol every time it's CNN, LOL. And CNN and Joe Biden and Nancy Pelosi
and Anthony Fauci are deliberately
looking to manipulate Trump
supporters into not getting
vaccinated. Now, I will read
this whole thing. I just...
Was this an epic troll?
Was this fake? It feels
so
fucking trollish.
You think it's an Onion article.
Yeah, I-
You genuinely feel like
somebody wrote this as a joke.
It's, I can't-
I can't tell.
I can't imagine a human being
thinking what is written here.
Okay, so I'm going to read it,
but I genuinely, listeners,
do you think this is real?
All right.
Nothing else makes sense to me.
In a country where elections
are decided on
razor thin margins, does it not benefit one side if their opponents simply drop dead?
If I wanted to use reverse psychology to convince people not to get a life-saving vaccination,
I would do exactly what Stern and the left are doing. I would bully and taunt and mock and
ridicule you for not getting vaccinated, knowing the human response would be, hey, fuck you.
I'm never getting vaccinated.
You know, that's how they're vaccinating people now.
They put your head in a toilet full of vaccine
and they flush it.
And then that's-
They knock the books out of your hand
and when you look down-
Coronavirus is the books.
I gotta say though,
let's stop here just really quickly and point this out.
You fuckers said no a long time ago.
There couldn't be a your side not getting vaccinated to mock
if you just got vaccinated at the same time I got vaccinated.
Because in March, everyone was pretty much, you know,
April, I think, is when it all opened up.
Right.
So April.
Because I was a pre-smoker.
So I was able to get it late March.
Right.
But April and April, people I knew in the middle of April that didn't have any pre-existing conditions weresmoker. Yeah. So I was able to get it late March. Right. But April, end of April,
people I knew in the middle of April that didn't have any pre-existing conditions
were getting it.
Right.
Yeah.
If there would be no,
all the Republicans are unvaccinated side,
if the Republicans had gotten vaccinated
at the same time,
you created this line to mock.
Sure. Yeah. I didn't create the line
it's and it's and it's one of those things it's like it's like first off it's a dumb thing to
even think like i'm not i'm not using reverse psychology on you because i don't think you're
as intelligent as a kid anyway so i wouldn't use it on you in the first place but there's
no reverse psychology i genuinely want you to get fucking vaccinated.
I 100%.
And if I have to like,
like pat your head or give you a hug
or rock you to sleep
or put you in a stroller and take you there
or, you know,
wake you up when we're at grandma's,
you can get,
I don't care.
Like I'll do anything.
Like I'll do it.
I'll drive you to the fucking vaccination station.
Just like I would drive a Democrat to vote. I'll do it, man. Absolutely, man. I want everybody
to be vaccinated. And part of that is very selfish. I will admit that. Yeah. Because I
want this to be over. I want to be finished, man. Like, let's get the, this only ends one way.
Let me rephrase. This either doesn't end or it ends one way.
Yeah, right.
Yeah, because we're in the doesn't end portion of the program.
I think people are waiting it out.
And it's like, I don't know, man.
Like you can't wait out your house fire.
You're not going to wait it out.
You got to get vaccinated.
Right.
I keep reading.
And why is that a perfectly human response?
Because no one ever wants to feel like they are being bullied or ridiculed or mocked or pushed into doing anything okay okay i i just have to go yeah
but you know what the children have this mindset right like this is a very juvenile mindset it is
just an incredibly juvenile mindset. If everybody around you
is telling you that
getting vaccinated is a good idea,
that's not you being bullied.
That's all of the experts
who went to school are saying,
hey, I went to school for this subject.
That's not being bullied.
You're just a contrarian.
Yeah.
And that's juvenile as fuck.
That's on you.
Yeah.
You know, the other thing too is like,
there's plenty of times in your life you get told to do something that you might not want to do. That's on you. Yeah. And you know, the other thing too is like, there's plenty of times in your life
you get told to do something
that you might not want to do.
That's called having a job.
It's called living as an adult.
There's so many different things
I don't want to do as an adult.
I don't want to fucking call
the car insurance guy.
Right.
I don't want to,
I don't want to get on the phone
and deal with X or Y.
I want to like,
I just want to,
I just,
like I want to fucking hang out
and do nothing.
I want to watch TV and fucking sit in my fucking pajamas all day, but I don't, I go to work. I do all kinds of other
stuff. I work three fucking jobs for Christ's sakes. So like the idea that there's the whole
adult world is pretty much mostly shit. You don't want to do tied to one or two moments of, of,
of leisure. Yeah. Yeah. You. You buy your leisure with effort.
Yeah.
And the idea that you're going to sit there and be like, well, I don't want to get told
what to do.
You get told what to do all the time.
Shut the fuck up.
So juvenile.
Who wants to cave to pieces of shit like Howard Stern or Jimmy Kimmel or these repulsive doctors
refusing to treat the unvaccinated or Bette Midler or who wants to feel like they're caving to a guy who's such a piece of
shit.
He publicly mocks people who have died and he's not just a piece of shit
mocking them.
He's a piece of shit hurting the families of the dead men left behind.
And where was your outrage when Rush Limbaugh did this?
Yeah.
Right.
Yeah.
The fucking Rush Limbaugh was Rush Limbaugh was awful.
And there's plenty of fucking,
it's not just rush.
There's other Republicans that have died since
that we're finding out used to do this
with AIDS patients all the time.
So get the fuck out of here.
No one wants to cave to a piece of-
I know that's, and I also want to say,
I know that's whataboutism.
So I'm not here to defend what Howard Stern is doing.
I don't care what Howard Stern is doing.
Yeah, is it distasteful?
Yeah, but Howard Stern has made his fucking money on it distasteful? Yeah, but Howard Stern has made his fucking money
on being distasteful for decades, man.
He's got like a four decade long career
in radio of being a shock jock.
That's literally what he does.
Well, also I do want to say,
I think there's a real big distinction
between people who die of AIDS
and people who die
of a preventable fucking illness, right?
Yeah, fucking 100%.
That's an important fucking distinction to make.
Like if somebody gets AIDS,
that's terrible.
Yeah.
Because they,
especially at the beginning of the AIDS crisis
when people didn't even know like,
what the fuck was going on.
I was transmitted.
Nobody knew.
Get the fuck out.
You're going to compare that to something.
It's like,
well,
I could get a jab at Walgreens.
Yeah,
I know.
Same fucking thing.
Get the fuck out.
And also the idea that he's, you know, he's making it sound like,
I don't know exactly what Stern has said, but from what I've read,
and actually I did listen to Stern talk about it, it didn't sound that bad.
Didn't sound that mocking.
It didn't sound that bad.
No one wants to cave to a piece of shit like that or a scumbag like Fauci
or any of the scumbags at CNN, so we don't.
And what's the result?
They're all vaccinated and we are not. And when you look at the numbers,
the only numbers that matter, which is who's dying,
it's overwhelmingly the unvaccinated
who are dying. And they have just manipulated
millions of their political enemies into
the unvaccinated camp.
Why, can I ask why
they put, you know, when we looked at that
previous paragraph,
they're talking about,
you know, who wants to cave to a piece
of shit or whatever like Fauci.
What the fuck is wrong with Fauci? What does that even
mean? Cave to a
scumbag like Fauci. You're the one
who's demonizing health experts.
Why do that?
What's the point? What's the purpose?
They've hated Fauci
ever since the beginning. I think it's because
Fauci didn't give shit.
He gave shit to Trump and he kind of made faces in the background, put his hand on his
head and he disrespected in their eyes, their fucking Godhead.
And it made him mad.
Yeah.
I think he contradicted their leader.
Yeah.
And it pissed him off.
Yeah.
He's a scumbag because why?
Because, yeah, I just don't get it.
I just don't understand.
Like, like you're the one demonizing health officials.
If you keep demonizing health officials,
what the fuck else do you expect to happen, stupid?
What's amazing is like, again, I'm struck.
Like, oh, and now we're not going to get vaccinated
because you guys want us to get vaccinated.
Why didn't you guys
go get vaccinated? Is it Trump vaccine?
Why isn't it the other direction?
If that's the way it's supposed to be.
He's going to say Trump vaccine at the end of this article
too. Yeah, but the other thing
too that makes me crazy is
it's great if you don't like somebody, that's
fine, but just to say you don't like
them and then there's no reason why you don't
like them. You're like, okay, well, that's just your intuition. Who cares about it, you don't like him, and then there's no reason why you don't. You're just like, I just don't like him.
You're like, okay, well, that's just your intuition.
Who cares about it?
Yeah, they don't have a beer with him.
Yeah.
Right?
If you look at Fauci, you're like, I wouldn't have a beer with him.
Okay.
Cool.
I literally don't care.
But if you look at Fauci, you're like, I don't think that guy knows anything about epidemiology.
You'd be like, well, you're a fucking idiot.
You're fucking stupid then.
You don't know anything.
You'd be like, well, you're a fucking idiot.
You're fucking stupid then.
You don't know anything.
According to the CDC, 99.5% of those dying of the China flu are unvaccinated.
So even if they're lying or exaggerating, even if it's 75 or 80%, those numbers are pretty stark.
I love that shit so much.
Well, even if they're lying.
What asshole is at the fucking hospital, Tom?
And he's dying of fucking coronavirus.
And he's like, I got vaccinated, but I'm a liar.
I'm a liar about it.
Or is it that the doctors are lying?
Because now it's amazing in the rights mind that everybody with a fucking degree
is a leftist conspirator, right?
Ah, the doctors are now against you.
All the doctors are now against you. And Ah, the doctors are now against you. All the doctors are now against you.
And then all the journalists are now against you.
And then all the science guys are now against you.
Such a large group of people that are against you.
It's like all the people you rely on for everything.
I know.
It's either that or Facebook, I guess.
Right, yeah.
Could it be?
Could it possibly be that the left has manipulated huge swaths of
Trump voters into believing they are owning the left by not taking the life-saving Trump vaccine?
Here's Stern. Longtime radio host and media personality Howard Stern laughed as he mocked
a string of right-wing radio hosts who died of COVID. Also, real quick, here's Stern,
and then you don't quote him directly. I know, he's a terrible writer.
Like, he's a terrible writer anyway, above.
Like, he's really not a very good writer.
But then he doesn't quote him, just quote him directly.
People know whether they quote.
You don't have to tell that it happened
on Tuesday's edition of SiriusXM.
Nobody cares.
Stern said, it's really funny when these radio,
the radio guys are the best.
They're like, four of them dead.
Four of them were like ranting on the air, he cled that's what he said that's the worst thing you could
find that he said yeah he literally just stated a fact and laughed also if that if you're that
easily fucking manipulated holy shit you should be embarrassed fucking and they always scream
about the other side being triggered how How easy is it to trigger you?
Somebody said something and it didn't specifically even identify me. Somebody said something factual and smirked.
Have you ever thought that maybe the left has us right where they want us?
Just stand back for a moment and think about this.
Also, this guy writes with so many ellipses.
I know.
Gosh, it's like a fucking note you find folded in a class.
The guy, the fucking English pedant in me
wants to take a red pen to this fucking,
to my screen right now.
Seriously.
Right now, a countless number of Trump supporters
believe they are owning the left
by refusing to take a life-saving vaccine.
A vaccine, by the way, everyone on the left has taken.
Oh, and so has Trump. Now think about this. On this very day, about a thousand people in the U.S., 2,000 actually,
will die of the China flu. How many of those lives could have been saved if they'd been vaccinated?
Is it 998? Is it 778? Is it 229? Does it matter? And if the left is all vaccinated and we're not,
who's winning? The push for mandates is another ploy to get us to dig in and not do what's best for ourselves
because no one wants to feel like they're caving to a mandate.
Why?
You cave to all kinds of mandates, man.
And this is the part where I think it's a troll.
This part where it's like it's life-saving and all that.
This is where I think he put this in Breitbart to troll.
I think this is a left-written article. Maybe. I don to troll. I think this is a left written article.
Maybe, I don't know.
I don't know the guy.
I don't know either, but it feels that way.
Final note, how many of you are aware
the CDC believes that 99.5% of those dying are unvaccinated?
I bet not many of you.
So I would, the metric that is the most convincing one,
not be all over the place.
It is.
It is.
It's literally read anything. Literally all over the place. It is. It is. It's literally read anything.
Literally all over the place.
Like they talk all the time.
They're like, get vaccinated.
I've seen so many infographics
with the people,
the human little bodies
that they're showing
as thousands of people or whatever.
And there's like one in the ICU
and the rest are all unvaccinated.
Also like,
the term is now
a pandemic of the unvaccinated. And, like, the term is now a pandemic
of the unvaccinated.
And then, like,
at the end of that thing,
at the end of that infographic,
they show, like,
one in the ICU
and none in the dead column.
Right.
Like, I mean, seriously, dude,
they're giving you pictures.
They know you're so stupid
that you will not listen
to words
and you won't read words.
They're showing you
in hieroglyphs
and you still
fucking pass this up.
Well, they would do scratch and sniff,
but you've lost your sense of taste and smell.
Holy shit, Tom.
Are you fucking serious?
I know, I know.
Do I have to fucking beg you?
Do I have to get on my hands and knees and be like,
no, I'm really, I love you so much.
Please, please, please.
Fuck off, man.
You can put it in my mouth a little
if you get the vaccine.
Is that what has to happen?
Are you that fucking childish
that you got to get fucking coaxed into the chair?
They got to give you a lollipop
and they got to pretend they gave it to mom first?
I won't do what's right for me
because you want me to do it.
Okay, well, you know who loses then, stupid?
It's not me.
You know, and I know that there's the same thing
that fucking popped up over fucking seatbelts
years ago
I know
it's the same time
same thing
every time there's
some sort of safety measure
that pops up
everybody's like
my freedoms
and then
10 years down the road
everybody wears a seatbelt
I know
do you know a single person
who drives around
with a seatbelt off
do you know anybody
no
I don't know a single
that would be the weirdest thing
it would be like
if they had their pants off
I don't know a single person who gets in a car and drives around without a seatbelt.
I do.
I'll tell you this quick story.
When my wife and I were in Belize a couple of years ago-
Oh, okay.
Well, that's different though.
This is funny though.
We met with a friend of hers that was an expat who was living down there.
And we were going out to dinner and we get in his truck.
And in Belize, you don't have to wear a seatbelt and you can drink and drive. Holy shit. And they have the third highest rate of fatalities
for motor accidents in the world. I bet they do. With a population of basically nobody. Yeah. But
yeah, the drive, you could drink and drive and not wear a seatbelt and everybody's dead. Everybody
all the time is dead. The evidence says that's terrible, but we're still doing it. Right. Yeah.
That number is startling.
An eye opener.
Forget cases for get mandates.
Forget masks and Howard Stern.
When you learn that almost everyone dying is unvaccinated, that's a come to Jesus moment.
I could be wrong.
Maybe the left isn't that evil and sly.
But when I think of the unvaccinated, we just don't care.
Maybe that's the thing.
Maybe I don't care to reach out to you to get you.
I literally, I haven't done any kind of outreach.
I haven't done any of that.
I just don't care enough.
I'm like, look, man, I want this to be over.
I want you to get vaccinated.
But what do you want me to do?
Go door to door?
How should I do this?
No, the way that you do, honestly,
what you do is you support people in powerful positions
to make good decisions, right? Yeah, right. That's what you do. Because support people in powerful positions to make good decisions, right?
That's what you do because I'm not going out because there's a plague right now.
But when I think of the unvaccinated lying there dying, being told by their doctor,
sorry, there's nothing more we could do to get enough oxygen to your lungs. I don't laugh.
My heart breaks for that person. Imagine lying there dying, thinking that all you had to do
was get the Trump vaccine. Even if this isn't the left's plan, who's owning who?
And again, that's why I was like, who's owning who?
Like, it feels not Breitbart.
It feels like a side article.
This guy genuinely, though, probably is.
Well, you know, here's the thing.
There's a hundred percent, not a hundred percent.
There's a percentage chance that somebody saw money in being far right.
That happens all the time.
You're right.
Yeah.
So it could be that the guy is just a regular dude who saw that this was a
way,
and maybe he is a person who probably got vaccinated and doesn't.
And now he's just saying this because it's,
you know,
maybe he's a troll,
maybe he's not,
whatever,
but there's a possibility he's not a far right person.
Oh,
absolutely.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I mean that,
you know,
I can't imagine that many Breitbart level people write for Breitbart.
But anyway, I saw this this weekend.
It's such a fucking, it is such a leap of logic
to get to, you have to twist yourself
in a fucking pretzel like position
to get to the point to blame other people
for your own neglect of your own.
I didn't do this one simple thing that would have saved my life because you wanted me to.
Now who looks stupid? And that's exactly what I wanted. So that way you don't vote.
That's, that's, that's what I was doing. Yeah. Yeah. He is right though. Like there's a lot of
people dying that are, that are far right. There's a lot of people dying that are far right.
Yeah.
There's a lot of far right people dying
and that's going to be one of those things
that, you know, down the road,
you know, I don't know
if it's going to change anything,
but it might change things in state elections.
Who knows?
You know what I mean?
State elections don't have a lot of people
that go out anyway.
Yeah.
There's small turnout votes.
I would be,
when you look at the states
that are having the worst time,
most of them are solid red, except Florida.
Florida is always kind of a purple state, man.
It's kind of bouncing.
And, you know, you do wonder.
You're right.
You're right.
Yeah.
I mean, it's not like next year, Alabama is going to have a fucking Democrat governor.
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for Pence to overturn the election.
This story was fucking everywhere this week.
This story comes as part of the discovery and other documents that came from Woodward's new book, Peril, I think.
God, that guy has been fucking making a mint off of Trump. A mint, an absolute fucking mint.
So, but this has since been verified. There's a memo which has been obtained. The memo was written by a lawyer named John Eastman.
John Eastman has, on
paper, serious credentials,
but he is known around
Washington as being that
guy who proposes really wacky
shit. For real.
You know? Like, he just proposes
really wacky legal shit. And this
is really wacky. Yeah.
But there was a plan
to overthrow the will of the American people,
subvert democracy,
and install Trump into the presidency.
And it, terrifyingly,
it rested on the back of Mike Pence.
Yeah, Mike Pence,
maybe a couple other people.
There was clearly a couple of senators, I think, that they tried to approach that laughed them out of Mike Pence. Yeah, Mike Pence, maybe a couple other people. There was clearly a couple of senators,
I think,
that they tried to approach
that laughed them out of the room.
But essentially,
what they were going to do
was have Mike Pence
reject the vote
of several states.
Seven,
I think there was seven.
Seven states.
Seven total states.
And then what they were going to say was,
instead of just saying,
well,
that gives Trump the electoral lead,
because it would,
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that we have to do when it becomes an electoral thing.
Right.
And the weird thing we have to do
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states they needed to lock it up. Right. So if Pence had done what Trump wanted,
if Pence had done what Trump wanted, he would have declared the election of those seven states
invalid. Then he would have, like you said, he would have declared the election of those seven states invalid.
Then he would have, like you said,
kicked it back to the House of Representatives
and we would have ruined democracy.
Yeah, it would have been a civil war.
I can't imagine it being anything else.
I mean, the only reason why it wasn't this time around
when the Democrats won and they lied about what happened
is because I think not enough people believe the lie.
But if they were to do something like this and throw out actual results.
Right.
Just all of a sudden.
I don't know what would happen, but it would be something very, very dire.
I have no idea how that would have played out either.
Obviously, it would have gone to the courts.
They would have been embroiled in a mess.
The states would have been like, no, our election is fine.
And then they've been auditing. And who knows what the balance of
power would be in the middle of that? Can you imagine, can you just imagine that kind of turmoil,
the economic impact on the world that that would have? The world uses the US dollar as the primary
currency of the world. We would. We'd be in it.
We would be in a global recession overnight.
It's a hundred percent because one guy didn't want to lose.
He didn't want to lose face.
It's a hundred percent because of the narcissism of one shitty asshole.
One like, seriously, I can't, it's hard, I'm hard pressed to look through history and find
a worse person than Donald Trump.
And I know that there's so many people out there that say, oh, you got Trump derangement syndrome.
Seriously, these are actual quantifiable ways
that he is genuinely the worst person.
If he's willing to subvert the will
of millions of people for his own vanity,
who else could possibly be worse than that?
I mean, every action that he took was was
influenced mostly it seemed by how he personally would benefit or be perceived individually yeah
not about a policy position an ideology he didn't even have like a politic no that that he was
driven by and he only appointed sycophants.
It was never,
there was never a moment
where there was somebody in government
that was kind of like,
like he didn't have a Dick Cheney.
Right.
He didn't have somebody
who was kind of driving the car
because he was an idiot.
Right.
Who didn't know,
he didn't know where he was going.
So he put the guy
who knew the map better
in the driver's seat.
Okay.
See, so I let you drive
because you're good with directions.
So was Dick Cheney.
So was Dick Cheney. Yeah. So was Dick Cheney. So was Dick Cheney.
So was Dick Cheney.
And Dick, you know, he didn't have a Dick Cheney.
Because he would have fired him a weekend because Dick Cheney wouldn't stroke his ego.
Yeah, Dick Cheney wouldn't put up with that shit.
Anybody who stroked his ego stayed in for the whole fucking, they stayed in for the run.
The people who didn't, they got canned and they got replaced by somebody who would.
Yep.
And that was over and over and over and over.
And also, if they wouldn't, like, do illegal shit for him, sometimes they would fire him. And like
swear weird oaths of fealty and shit. Yeah. Like the fucking FBI director is like. It's crazy.
What? Well, I mean, he also got rid of Sessions because of that too. Yeah, absolutely. So,
you know, Sessions didn't, Sessions wanted to recuse himself of certain things and Trump Trump didn't like that, and he fired him for it.
He wanted him to do something that was unethical.
And if he wasn't going to go there for Trump,
because that's how Trump did business, man.
If you weren't willing to do the unethical shit for him,
he was going to get rid of you.
That's why Michael Cohen was his lawyer for you.
I know.
You're loyal to the family, all that bullshit, whatever.
And then they turn on each other immediately the moment.
It's mob shit. The moment anybody gets taken in there,
I was like, he did it.
It was his fault.
I'll never rant.
I'll never rant.
I'm ranting right now.
I'm ranting right now.
Anyone needs a rant, I'm a rat.
Anyway, it's just one,
it's just another moment of the Trump presidency
where you look back and you think
it could have gone so differently.
And I know that this is a worse timeline,
but maybe it's not.
Maybe,
I know,
maybe there might be a little worse timeline out there.
We,
to,
to think back
to how close we came
to utter
and complete fucking disaster.
Yeah.
Because it wouldn't mean
just that Trump wins.
Like that's not,
it,
it would mean that
we literally ruined
our democracy.
Yeah.
Hey,
did you know the moon landing
was faked?
Well, I heard that aliens built the pyramids.
Well, I'm reading that Big Pharma is using chemtrails to make the Earth flat.
Whoa!
Who are you?
I'm the Internet Explorer.
Well, not that Internet Explorer.
He's still buffering.
It looks like I got here just in time.
Did you know that 93% of everything you believe is a lie?
Really?
Of course not.
But that shows how easy it can be to fall for misinformation.
Allow me to explain.
So Cecil Lister comes from IFLScience.com.
Fact-checking is actually very effective in challenging disinformation.
And the funniest thing to me about this is that I had a hard time believing this.
But you know what I did?
Yeah.
I checked it out
and now I think it's probably true.
Yeah, yeah.
Because that's how that works, Cecil.
Yeah, because intuitively,
what we've seen
and what our anecdotes have led us to believe
is that it's not effective.
Right. And we have,
since we've sort of been doing the show, we would have, if you would have asked me before I saw this,
if it was effective, I probably would have said, I don't think so. I would have 100% been like,
absolutely not. It doesn't matter. Yeah. That doesn't matter. I would, I would have told you,
I would have told you not only that, that, that it doesn't work, but that it probably drives people to double down more.
You know, what's funny is that it actually changed their minds on almost a one full point out of five.
It was a big difference.
It's not a small difference either.
It wasn't just a little difference.
It wasn't just, oh, well, 0.0007 people were more inclined after being fact-checked,
so then therefore it's true.
It was a lot. It changed their minds by a lot. Being fact-checked, so then therefore it's true. It was a lot. It
changed their minds by a lot. Being fact-checked changed their minds. Now, there are some people
I think you'll never reach with a fact-check. I do believe that. And it's shown up by the data too,
because it didn't convince every single person. Right. Right. Yeah. And though that's probably
why intuitively I get so frustrated, right?
Because there are those people that are intractable in their belief systems.
And so that leads you to think that everybody who's wrong is intractable.
Or everybody who has a mistaken belief system is intractable in that belief system.
But we know from the evidence that that's not the case.
And we should be doing a lot more fact-checking.
I am encouraged that fact-checking has become more structurally a part of how we consume information.
And I don't often give credit here, but a little credit where it's due.
Some of the big social media sites have begun putting
fact checks on things. If it is proven to be effective, 100% we need to do that stuff.
What I do wonder too is, does it matter who the fact check comes from? I feel like that might be
a problem. And that's one of the things I was thinking when you just said that is, what if
they knew who your likes were? So let's say 10 different people fact check a thing.
Let's say 10 different people on Facebook,
10 different groups of media.
Let's say there's Reuters, there's going to be an AP one,
there's going to be a MSNBC one,
there's going to be a Fox News one, there's going to be...
But they all come up with pretty much the same answer, right?
COVID vaccines are effective, let's say, right? It's a pretty simple answer. They all quote the same
science. They all kind of say pretty much the same thing, but they do it in the tone in which
those particular things do. And then they just look at what you liked in the past. And then they
just put up that particular fact check. That doesn't sound like it'd be that hard. It feels
like it would tap right into it. And then you would see this thing that you already trust.
Because it's something you already liked on Facebook or you already visited quite a bit.
So if my, you know, my uncle, who's a fucking total Fox News junkie,
sees from Fox News, fact check by Fox News, actually, you know, the election wasn't stolen.
Right.
Or whatever.
Right, yeah.
That might change their mind. I think you're right. That might change their mind certainly a lot more,
certainly a lot more than if it was AP or Reuters
or if it was MSNBC or Snopes, right?
Yeah, or worse, done just by the platform.
Yeah, by the platform,
because they don't trust the platform anyway.
We've all been told,
and I've been telling people, don't trust the platform.
Yeah, I feel like you could easily just have those people write up a thing, get it approved by the platform.
I know that there's going to be some difference, but it's not going to be so great that it wouldn't convince that person, especially if it's about vaccines or any of that stuff.
And I also think if you are in a position where you're in somebody's life, where you're a trusted, loved resource, I think this tells us that we can fact check them. I think it also
tells us that fact checking is not the same thing as arguing with people. Fact checking is literally
that. It's, you know, you said something and I'm going to check it and I'm going to post and provide
you evidence and say, hey, you know, I looked this up and it turns
out that this other thing is actually the case, right? That's fact-checking. That's not the same
thing as like swinging dick, you know? Sure, yeah. You're fucking stupid. Don't be a fucking
idiot or whatever. I mean, yeah. And the problem is, is that online arguing lacks the nuance of
interaction or regular online, regular interaction with people,
like in human contact, which we're so starved for anyway. But the idea is like, you know,
it's such a different way to talk to people that I think people automatically go into their online
speak, which is mostly more aggressive. At least, again, if you showed me a study that changed my
mind, I might not agree, but it feels like it's more aggressive,
at least from my anecdotal experience.
It feels far more aggressive than regular talk.
I would be hard pressed to see it.
Again, if you show me the AFL science
with the attached study,
I'm willing to belisten you.
But my experience online has shown me
that it's very aggressive.
It's more aggressive than it is in person.
And so people jump to those prah and they fight.
They just fight.
And so it almost always,
and it's funny because like very recently,
someone I know posted a comment about a,
when the big thing went down in Texas,
the big thing where they took away women's rights
down in Texas. Someone big thing where they took away women's rights down in Texas,
someone had posted and said, look, Christians, this is on you.
This is on the Christians.
Even though it's a small sect of people,
these evangelicals are a smaller sect,
this is on you guys for not standing up for us.
And it started this huge rift in this group of people
that I'm sort of quasi friends with,
where there's a couple people that are Christians in that group and other people are not. And they fought really, really.
And it's funny too, because these people are, they're very close in this organization that I'm
in. And to see them fight with each other so vehemently online, it seems super out of character.
But again, I felt like, well, yeah, it's online.
They're fighting online.
They would never do this in person.
You wonder how much it even carries over.
Yeah, yeah.
Anyway, this is a really interesting article, though.
The idea that fact-checking works is heartening.
It was incredibly heartening.
It was.
And I guess what I've taken from,
and I thought about this,
is I'm not going to argue. I'm going to fact check.
Yeah, I think that might be a good way to do it.
You know, I'm just going to look at claims and fact check them, and that's it.
That's the extent of the conversation as far as I'm concerned.
That might be a smart way to do it.
Yeah.
Hello, would you like to change religions? I have a free book written by Jesus.
No.
So for this week on our Cognizant Book Club,
we read the Demon Haunted World chapter,
Dragon in My Garage.
I remember reading this chapter.
I do too.
And my memories were way off.
Mine were too.
You know, it's funny because when you mentioned
at the very earliest part,
I think it was maybe even the first or second chapter, you said this book is very much a product
of its time, talking about it being focused on aliens. Yeah. And I don't remember this much
alien being in it when I read it. I don't remember that. Yeah. But you know what? Here's the best
part about this book. These, the way his, the logic he's using
can be used against any kind of pseudoscience,
against any kind of supernatural belief,
against any kind of religion.
And I remember the dragon in my garage
and using it to sort of break myself away
from the idea of, you know, the idea of a God.
Yeah.
It's funny because you and I both have the same failure of recollection, I think,
because the tools are what matter, right?
Yeah.
What you apply them to, he's applying them in this case to alien abductions and alien visitation, et cetera.
And that makes a lot of sense.
You know, it's just Carl's wheelhouse, right? But I read that book many, many years ago.
I think you gave me that book. And when I read it, I came away with it, not remembering anything about the aliens, but having these tools in my toolbox, the dragon in my garage analogy is just such a powerful analogy for the requirement for evidence.
Yeah.
The requirement for things to be both provable and disprovable.
Yeah.
And if you have any assertion which lacks evidence and cannot be disproved, it lacks
all meaning.
Yeah.
Whether it's aliens or whether it's ghosts or whether it's any hypothesis whatsoever.
He's talking about credulity mostly in this.
And the idea, the dragon in my garage idea is that someone says, I have a dragon in my garage.
And then you say, okay, cool.
Let me show it to me.
And they say, well, it's invisible.
And then you say, okay, well, I'll just throw a little flower on the ground and then we can at least see its footprints.
They say, no, it actually floats.
You say, okay, well, I'll just spray paint it. They say, well, it's incorporal. And then they say, okay, well, I'll get a heat sensor. They say, no, it actually floats. You say, okay, well, I'll just spray paint it.
They say, well, it's in corporal.
And then they say, okay, well, I'll get a heat sensor.
They say, well, it doesn't give off any heat.
And so every single test that you come up with,
they reject because the dragon will not show up on that test.
And, you know, it really does feed itself into,
you know, of course, not just alien,
the alien sphere of the paranormal,
but it also feeds itself into all the other kinds of spheres.
But when you're talking about the alien sphere of the paranormal,
you know, all too often,
you know, you throw out these tests
so you can have the result that you want,
which is exciting.
The idea, I mean, don't get me wrong,
even in this chapter, Carl says,
I would love for this to be fucking true, you know?
I don't think anybody wants it to be true more than carl yeah i mean carl sagan was like i fucking want
like of all the people out there right this is fucking money if this is true for me baby but
it's not and this happens all the time when it comes to ufos when we say the word ufo because
there's plenty of unidentified objects but our vernacular has turned the word UFO into synonymous with an alien spacecraft.
And that happens so much with language.
I just, you know, theory has a real term
and UFO has a real meaning.
It has a real meaning.
And we've bastardized those things
away from their scientific meaning.
The problem is, is that UFO is a very useful term that we've thrown away.
UFO is a wonderful term to say, I don't know what that is.
I know.
But it is turned into the exact opposite, which means I know exactly what that is.
I've identified that.
I've identified.
It's not, now it is identified.
Yep.
And that's the real problem.
And he's talking about too in this, he spends some time talking about how real science happens
when it comes to seeking out alien life.
If we look across with radio telescopes.
Yeah, this was a great part.
We start to look and we start to figure out,
what's that sound I heard?
That's a repeating sound.
Is it something this?
It didn't come back next week.
Okay, well then, you know,
and if you can't put together the evidence
for it to be the thing,
then it's not the fucking thing, the end.
Yeah, and it tells a great anecdote
where Soviet scientists,
in an irrationally exuberant,
they held a press conference saying,
hey, we got this result from our radio telescopes
and we think it's proof of extraterrestrial life.
But they hadn't gone through all the steps that scientific process requires,
which is verification and repetition.
And so they were irrational, but they were excited, right?
And you kind of understand that.
It's forgivable.
It's human.
It is, you know, we all want to be excited.
We all want there to be big things, you know, I want there to be big, exciting things. So they gave this press conference and then they were later kind of humiliated because, you know, the science ultimately did not back up their conclusions. But they wanted that conclusion so much that they were willing to put themselves out there before finishing the process. It's like that cold fusion.
Right.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It's like when,
when they announced that there's cold fusion and everybody was like,
Oh really?
And they're like,
yeah,
but we can't reproduce it.
Yeah.
It happened one time.
It happened one time.
In Niagara Falls.
I can't tell.
It really happened though.
Trust me.
Cold fusion is really hot.
Totally happened.
Really,
really hot.
Trust me.
It's in Niagara Falls.
I totally creamed
my diffusion.
But this is
one of those
things though
where Carl
very much
explains
the need
for that evidence.
The need
for the rigor.
The need
for people
to stop
wanting
and start finding.
Yeah.
And I think
that that's the key
and it's there's so much of this that that's the key. And it's,
there's so much of this.
It's so funny
because you watch one of these shows,
watch any of these fucking ghost,
and not ghost adventures.
There's a show in particular,
Paranormal Caught on Camera,
maybe is what it's called.
Okay.
It's on this travel
or Discovery America station.
And I've seen it a couple,
you know, a dozen times or so, this show.
And it's all just fucking blurry footage
off your fucking, off of a camera.
Or it's, you know, a baby monitor sound
that sounds weird,
or somebody goes into,
or somebody is clearly faking something.
That happens quite often
when somebody will come in with a camera
into an old creepy house and something will roll across.
And you're like, how the fuck do I know there isn't a guy with a string pulling that?
You don't know.
It's just TV.
But they're sending this in to a group of people who want to be credulous.
They want to be.
They want to be.
They don't want to be tricked.
They want to think this is real. Yeah. And so very often what they'll do is they will turn to someone on that channel, on that show,
and that person will say underneath them, their name, like paranormal investigator,
and they'll have a chyron under there that makes it look like they're a fucking, just a,
some sort of expert. And then they make claims where they'll say, they'll say things like,
you know,
well,
Bigfoot's do this thing where they call out in the wild,
you know,
they'll,
they'll do that.
They'll,
they'll make a statement where anybody with any kind of the,
any kind of skeptical bone in their body will look at him and say,
well,
what the fuck are you talking about?
First off,
you can't make a statement about a thing
that no one's ever found
that seems like you understand
their culture or something.
Well, the mating call
to Bigfoot sounds like,
I'm serious, Tom.
Someone would do that on there
and they would be taken
100% serious.
And that happens
at least five or six times
an episode.
Someone will make
some bold,
assertive claim about something. They'll say, well, spirits, they will inhabit a place where
they had some severe trauma when they were alive. They'll say that as if, they will say that as if
it's a fact, right? They're telling you a fact. This is already determined. This is 100% proven fact,
and they're saying it like that.
And there's never a moment where there's another guy
who steps in and says,
what the fuck was that person just talking about?
Because I think in order to get to this place,
you've got to first prove a spirit is a thing.
I think we've got to start there.
You've got a lot of work to do
to even get to the point
where you can distill
their thoughts.
Right.
Right.
Make sure they exist first.
How about that?
You know,
I've heard that like,
well,
a lot of times,
you know,
it's a spot of the house
that's cold
and that's where,
and you're like,
or it is a cold
spot in the house.
A cold spot in the house.
I have one,
it's right over a vent.
Yeah.
Or it could be by a drafty window, et cetera.
Yeah.
But he does go through, Carl goes through great pains to say like, look, if there is
an earthly explanation, you are required.
If there is a logical, reasonable explanation, you are required to think that first.
Right.
And you have to do that all the time,
whether it's ghosts or Bigfoots or aliens or gods
or conspiracy theories of any type.
Is there an explanation that does not require
the laws of known zoology or physics
or to be all subverted?
Yeah.
Because that's probably,
that should be your fucking go-to.
And he goes back to the dragon
at a certain point
and he says,
if there was footprints on the ground,
then now we've got to change our idea
of what can exist.
Right, yeah.
There can be invisible things.
Or if I spray paint the dragon
and it's real in front of me,
but it is floating,
then you're like,
well, fuck, there's floating dragon.
There's floating things that
are invisible. And so like
when you think of these human
tests and they come back with
that's a real thing.
Now you've got to change your ideas.
But you should not, and he says it
in there, you shouldn't be so open-minded that
your brain falls out. And that's
the real problem is that we're in a position
now, especially in the common culture now,
where it's just,
people are just super credulous.
They are 100% ready to believe anything.
Yeah, well, it's also,
it's kind of seen as like a little gauche
to push back on somebody's like crystal beliefs
or their, you know,
why you got to push on that?
Well, you don't be an asshole.
Don't be belligerent.
But I also feel like,
why does that shit get a pass?
Yeah.
You know?
Yeah.
And again,
I don't think we should be belligerent,
but I also feel like
we should not just take every assertion unchallenged.
There's a reason why anti-vaxxing is still going on.
It's because I think we were fucking tolerant of it before.
We were tolerant.
We were just like, oh, it's just a few people.
It's just herd immunity.
They'll be fine.
It doesn't matter that, you know, 2,500 people or whatever in the United States don't get their measles vaxxed.
If the rest of us get it, we'll just take care of those 2,500, just like we'll take care of all the immunocompromised people.
They'll be fine.
Other people will be fine.
And it didn't matter as much, right?les is a low low stakes all that stuff but once it starts mattering
yep now you realize you fucked up in the past you should have fucking nipped that in the butt
yeah i think i think the tacit acceptance of any worldview that does not require evidence yeah
just leads you down a path. Yeah.
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And that's so true too.
Like that back in the day,
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that we got. We got
a message. This is an image.
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And it's fucking something else. So we're
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And you're going to want to see it.
We got a message from Michael and Michael wanted to talk to us about
vaccinated nurses.
And there's sort of a big long email here,
but,
but we did want to talk about,
we did want to mention too,
like we didn't want to get across that we're getting down on nurses.
No, very much not.
Yeah.
Very much not.
If it came across that way,
if I came across that way or Cecil did,
that's not at all what we were intending.
No.
So I would apologize if that's the case.
But there is research that shows
that there's fewer nurses that have been vaccinated
and there's more anti-vax nurses than there are.
Doctors. Doctors. So we were speculating, maybe irresponsibly. That have been vaccinated and there's more anti-vax nurses than there are doctors.
So we were speculating, maybe irresponsibly,
but we were speculating as to what might be causing it, right?
So here are two different groups of people, both in the medical profession,
and physicians are much more likely to be vaccinated than nurses.
Nurses are more likely to be vaccinated than the general population,
but they are not as likely to be vaccinated as physicians.
And I don't understand what drives that.
We're trying to understand what drives that.
Especially when you work in that situation,
you see people sick with this thing all the time,
whatever it is, whether it's the flu or whatever.
And we know that it's not just COVID. It's other
things too. It's the flu vaccine
and other stuff too.
But yeah, we 100%.
Here's the thing. Tom and I have the utmost
respect for people in the medical profession, period.
Utmost respect. They do a hard job.
They do a difficult job. They go through a lot
of training and a lot of school to do that job.
And so I have the utmost respect for them.
And if that would come off any differently, I don't want it to.
I'm not trying to be a dick.
So trust me, I'm not trying to be a dick at all.
This was super interesting, Tom.
We got a message.
And this is from this person.
I'll just call him Chris.
They're a mathematics person.
And they know a lot about math.
They're a math professor.
They're a math professor.
And they said, they were listening to the podcast
and we were talking about last week
and Tom and I were saying, yeah, if you're in Idaho,
there's a four in 10 chance
a person who walks down the street
could be
not vaccinated.
And that's what we're talking about.
Yeah, so this is actually,
I want to just go and read the math here.
Here's one way to think about it. Since 40% of the population is vaccinated, 60 this is actually, I want to just go and read the math here. Here's one way to think about
it. Since 40% of the population is vaccinated, 60% is not. When you have two different people
together, you multiply these percentages as decimals, then reconvert to percentages.
So since person A has a 0.4% chance of being vaxxed, and so does person B. The chance that they are both vaxxed and therefore neither are vaxxed is 0.4 times 0.4 or 0.16, 16%.
This means there is only a 16% chance that you walk up to two random Idahoans and both of them are vaccinated.
This forces you then to realize that you have an 84% chance that at least one of them is not vaxxed.
And that is real interesting.
That's the way four in 10 people are vaccinated.
But then you start putting groups of people together. Put another person together.
Put another one.
Put another one.
It changes things.
It changes things immensely.
And not in a good way, as it turns out in this case.
It's so, when I read this, I was just like,
it was one of those moments where you're just like,
because I don't do statistics.
I'm not a statistical guy.
It doesn't,
it doesn't work in my brain very well.
And this was a great email.
Thank you so much.
So yeah,
very,
very important.
Last line too.
He says,
moral of the mathematical story,
stay the fuck out of Idaho.
I think intuitively you can just say that,
but yeah,
mathematically now you just proved it. It's nice when you quantify how much you don't want to be of Idaho. I think intuitively you can just say that, but yeah, mathematically now
you just proved it.
It's nice when you
quantify how much
you don't want to be in Idaho.
QED.
Thank you very much.
I don't even know
if you do that
for math problems.
I know you do it
for philosophy stuff.
Let's see.
So,
we got a message
and this is a,
there was a story
we didn't cover this week,
but people
stepping away from
vaccines and saying they want to be religious
exempt from vaccines because of fetal use,
this hospital in Arkansas
is basically saying, look, okay, well,
you've got to fill out this form that says you're not going to use
Tylenol, Pepto-Bismol, Aspirin, and Tums
because they were all found
out based on this technology.
Right, yeah. So So that technology is,
is repetitive use of the same cell.
So like,
it's not like a brand new abortion for every research project.
Just squeeze one.
Right.
We have to milk a new abortion.
They don't have a fucking juicer.
They're sticking fucking babies in.
But anyway,
so it's really,
I think it's a really great way to say,
are you sure?
Right.
Because you got to swear off this other stuff.
And if I see you taking a fucking Tylenol,
now I know you're fucking lying to me.
Now you're full of shit.
And so I think that's a really important piece
that people seem to forget is that,
you know, we need to push these people
when they say something,
I'll take you at your word,
but now I'm going to make sure
you don't use anything else either.
That's based on this.
First off,
we got a message.
This is from Kim.
Kim sends in a long message
and she says she found us
through SGU.
I have no idea
how that would work.
How is that possible?
I don't know how that's possible.
Anyway,
they're going through,
they're talking about some,
you know,
some bourbons.
We talk about bourbons on the show, on the live streams. They're watching the live streams and they're saying,, they're talking about some, you know, some bourbons. We talk about bourbons on the show,
on the live streams.
They're watching the live streams
and they're saying,
I'm on the hunt for a good Xmas gift
for my bourbon loving significant other.
I think I found some blends,
but there are some options
that range from 99 to 250.
Can you say anything about
or recommend this single barrel?
Can you tell me if the price seems right?
I have no idea what I'm doing with bourbons.
Okay, here's the thing.
Blands is very, it's one of doing with bourbons. Okay, here's the thing. Bland's is very,
it's one of those scarce bourbons now
because of the bottle.
The bottle's a very distinct bottle.
It's been in John Wick.
It's been in Justified.
It's been on TV.
A lot.
And so it's been used a lot.
And so people buy it now
because they recognize the bottle.
It's also a fucking money bourbon.
It's my very favorite bourbon.
It's fucking amazing bourbon. It's terrific. It's really genuinely
an excellent all-around bourbon.
I don't think you go wrong
buying a
bourbon, a Blanton's
regular bottle for $99. I would have spent
$80 for it before in the city
myself in Chicago.
I used to go for $60 in the bourbon.
If you can find it now, $100
might be a pretty okay deal because
it's getting more scarce. Now, if they're
just selling a regular
no specialty anything
for $250, that's a little
too expensive. But I will say this,
if it's like some special
Vintners blend that
only like they
barrel aged it longer or it's from a very small batch or something.
I don't think you're going to go wrong
buying a $250 bottle of Blanton's
as long as you find that price in other places.
I would price check it somewhere else to make sure.
But that fucking bottle,
if it's like a special batch of Blanton's
is probably fucking amazing.
Yeah, I've never even heard of that,
but it doesn't mean it doesn't exist.
Yeah.
It means that I want to find out about it.
Yeah.
But anyway,
I would,
if you're paying two 50 for a regular bottle of Blanton's,
you're getting too much.
That's too much.
Yeah.
You're absolutely getting,
you're getting taken.
Uh,
so Mike sends in a message and Mike says he's been listening since episode 27.
How amazing.
And he says,
I was coming out of the restaurant at Petco
and I overheard one of the employees
hang up the phone
and a customer laughing
saying someone just called
and asked about
ivermectin and pilform.
At Petco.
We got an awesome image
from Diego.
We're going to try to see
if we can make a shirt.
Love it, Diego.
We got to contact our shirt folks.
He made this awesome
Mario Brothers.
I'll post it on this week's
show notes.
If Ian remembers
to post it,
we'll post this image.
It's a Mario Brothers
image of the two of us
and it's super cute
and amazing.
It's adorable.
So,
well,
thank you, Diego,
for making it.
We're going to probably
make a shirt out of it
and you won't see
any of that money.
I'm just letting you know.
You won't see a dime of it.
So,
we got a message from Aaron. He says,
talking about people being lazy
about vaccines here in Wyoming.
He said, above Colorado, below
Montana, and flaked by Idaho on the left
and Nebraska and South Dakota
on the right, by the way. Thank you.
Thank you. No, that helps. It genuinely helps.
He says, the state
government has started doing giveaways about
lotteries and lotteries for getting vaccinated
you can win
I guess a few hundred bucks a switch
or one of three
or four different guns
that's the most Wyoming
fucking solution to the problem
you could have a toy or a gun
that's amazing it's so good
anyway alright so that is going to wrap it up for this week or a gun. It's amazing. It's so good. Anyway.
All right.
So that is going to wrap it up
for this week.
We are
busily putting away,
putting together
a
600th episode.
Tom and I actually
hilariously are both
going to be on vacation.
Yes, we are.
We planned our vacation
around our 600th,
but we totally didn't realize
it was going to be 600.
No.
It just worked out.
It just worked out that we're not going to be in town. So we have didn't realize it was going to be 600. No. It just worked out. It just worked out
that we're not going to be in town.
So we have to pre-record 600.
So we are in the process
of doing that.
We're pretty excited about it.
And I'm sure you will be too
when we do it.
Be sure to catch us
on our live streams.
This last week,
we reviewed
anti-COVID far-right memes.
And it was an absolute hoot.
It was crazy.
We did it for a full hour.
Yeah, we did.
Long show.
Might not be as super great on audio.
We tried to read what we could,
but this might be one of those ones you want to watch.
So go check it out on all the places
where all the streams are.
All right, that's going to wrap it up for this week.
We're going to leave you like we always do
with the Skeptic's Creed.
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