Cognitive Dissonance - Episode 624 - Gosar The Gosarian

Episode Date: April 11, 2022

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Starting point is 00:01:09 It's skeptical, it's political political and there is no welcome at this is episode 624 cecil it is an historic it is genuinely an historic day i i am i am right there with you i was so overjoyed today when i heard Katonji Brown Jackson was elected to the Supreme appointed to the Supreme court. You don't get elected, even though she got, she got a lot of, uh, she got a lot of votes. She got 53 votes today, which was shocking to me because I thought for sure it would be 50 and then they'd have to go to the first, uh, black vice president, female vice president, which would have been interesting. But instead they were able to capture the, the votes that they needed on the Senate floor.
Starting point is 00:01:49 And, and she became, now right now, the, the three liberal judges are all, are all women. It's, they're all female.
Starting point is 00:01:58 Let's say you have, you have Elena Kagan. Is there an Elena? Is her first name? Elena. Elena Kagan. Elena Kagan. Elena Kagan.
Starting point is 00:02:06 Soita Mayor. Yep. And then now you have... Brown Jackson. Brown Jackson. Yep. So, yeah. I mean, it's...
Starting point is 00:02:13 This is... You can fault Biden for a lot of things, and I'm willing to do a lot of it. Yeah, yeah. Right? But I think in terms of bringing in the most diverse cabinet... Yeah.
Starting point is 00:02:24 ...in history, the most diverse cabinet in history. The most, I mean, bringing diverse, it's not fucking lip service. Diversity is a hallmark of his presidency. I think this will be a legacy that we remember this presidency by. And I am excited that we have this kind of representation in the highest court in the land.
Starting point is 00:02:46 It's about fucking time. It is about time. It's about time. It is about time. Tom, we've got to crack open our Blantons here. This is celebratory. This is celebratory Blantons. This was a gift from Heath, wasn't it?
Starting point is 00:02:56 This was a gift from Heath. Heath had given us two bottles of Blantons. We have one left. I'm getting texted. Hold on a second. And I'm going to pour it for both of us here. Thank you. Now, if you're not a bourbon drinker,
Starting point is 00:03:10 Blanton's is very difficult to get. It is very hard to find. Blanton's right now is very hard to find. Never used to be. And it wasn't back in the day, but they were drinking it on Justify, drinking it on John Wick, and people saw the bottle, which the bottle,
Starting point is 00:03:29 which the bottle is very, very distinctive. So the bottle looks like a little, I don't know, like a 12-sided dice or something like that. And so it's a very distinctive bottle. And so right now, we are going to toast the first woman of color, the first black female on the Supreme Court. Hot damn.
Starting point is 00:03:48 Cheers. Cheers. That's good bourbon. That's good bourbon. I mean, it's worth it. That's worth it. Yeah, it was an amazing historic day today, so we're very happy that that happened.
Starting point is 00:04:00 And, you know, thank goodness that Georgia went the way Georgia went. Yeah. Think about that. Think about that. Because what would have happened, Tom, if Georgia wasn't? I don't even know. Because at this point, if it would have been Purdue, was it?
Starting point is 00:04:16 Was that who it was? Purdue and that other woman? I forget even the woman's name. I forgot the losers already. But the Purdue, I thought was his name. And so if those two were in office instead of Warnock and Ossoff? Man, if those two were in office,
Starting point is 00:04:28 again, you can shit on the Democratic Party for a lot of things. You're welcome to do it. We should. Right? But if we did not do what was necessary to get the slimmest fucking majority, think about all the things that wouldn't have happened.
Starting point is 00:04:46 What would happen, Cecil, is we would not confirm a Supreme Court justice. They would cockblock this for four fucking years. No, they would. They would. They would never bring it up. They would never let it bring up. And then it would be 7-2. Then it would be fucking 7-2, man.
Starting point is 00:05:02 They would do that. And they would do it because there's a scorched earth policy on the right they don't care about that sort of thing they don't care about they don't care about you know they clearly don't care about hypocrisy i mean like like they said you couldn't do merrick garland during an election year yep they they made a big stink about it you can't do merrick garland during election you can't do merrick garland during election year and as soon't do Merrick Garland during election year. And as soon as fucking Ruth Bader Ginsburg died, boom.
Starting point is 00:05:27 Fastest appointment and confirmation ever. Absolutely. And the thing is like McConnell fucking laughed about it when I asked him. He fucking laughed about it. Because of course he did. Because McConnell's a games guy. That's who he is. It's this whole thing. He is
Starting point is 00:05:44 the master of the rules and the games and the engagement. That's what he's the master of. So, but you know, here we sit. We're 6-3. It's not a good position. It's not a good position to be in. I mean, you're down two. You're down two.
Starting point is 00:05:55 Yep. This is a rough spot. But, and even though I loathe Amy Coney Barrett, and I do, I loathe her politics. I loathe everything politics. I loathe everything she seems to stand for. I do also want to point out that the Supreme Court is four or five women and men. Yeah. And that's almost
Starting point is 00:06:12 enough. That's almost good enough. You know what I mean? Yeah. So fucking here we go. Yeah. Let's actually get a little bit better by tiny fucking increments even as we slide back for every step we take. It tells you, though,
Starting point is 00:06:28 you've got to, with the presidency and with the Senate, you can do these things. And without it... Without it, you don't get the infrastructure bill. Without it, you don't get this nomination and this confirmation. If you would have had Hillary and a Congress
Starting point is 00:06:44 that was, and a Senate that was blue. That was blue. Oh, yeah. We'd be. You'd have two because Ginsburg probably would have retired. So you'd have two. Yep. So.
Starting point is 00:06:54 Yeah. Ginsburg, I think, said as much. Yeah. Yeah. So. Diabetes. Diabetes. Diabetes.
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Starting point is 00:07:33 So, you got diabetes. All right, this story comes from Mother Jones. Representative Matt Gaetz votes against capping insulin prices, says people should just lose weight. Now, I got to read what he fucking said and then rip him a new one. So here's what he said. While Democrat posturing of HR 6833 victimizes insulin payees as people with an uncontrollable disease
Starting point is 00:07:56 that are being taken advantage of and need Big Brother to throw them a raft, lifestyle changes in mass would expeditiously lower demand and the subsequent prices of insulin. 90 to 95% of people with diabetes have type 2 diabetes, which, quote, can be prevented or delayed with healthy lifestyle changes such as losing weight, eating healthy food, and being active.
Starting point is 00:08:17 Arbitrary price controls are no substitute for individual weight control. Since 2000, the number of diabetes cases in the U.S. has nearly doubled. The demand for insulin has increased and the U.S. has nearly doubled. The demand for insulin has increased and the requisite price increase has followed suit. In other words, the price of insulin increases as waistlines increase. Motherfucker, it's not true. Here's the thing. It's not true. Most people with type 2 diabetes, almost none of them need insulin. Insulin is almost exclusively for people with fucking type 1 diabetes, which has nothing to do with lifestyle, cannot be controlled by weight.
Starting point is 00:08:51 It shows you what he's doing. He doesn't know what he's fucking talking about. I think he does, though. I think this is a fucking... Oh, okay. Right? I was thinking about this. Sure.
Starting point is 00:08:59 I don't think it matters if he even knows. You know what I mean? This is the sort of like Republican bootstraps. Hey, man, pull yourself up by your fucking McDonald's wrapper or whatever fucking garbage they say. Everything is personal responsibility when it's not something they have to pay for. Yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:09:17 And you know, it is one of those, he's got one of those just shittiest takes on everything. It feels like every single thing he has is just the shittiest take you could possibly imagine. You've distilled down the shittiest takes from 20 shitty people and you fucking force fed
Starting point is 00:09:38 it into this fucking cocksucker's mouth. And he's the one who vomits it out at you. Everything is a bad take, man. Everything. And it's always just mean, right? It's like he can't just say something. He's got to be mean too at the same time. Always.
Starting point is 00:09:56 Because they eat that shit up. They eat it up. They love it. Think about who your base is. You know, and we talked about this on the show before, but it's worth saying again, it's always worth looking around and looking at the company you keep. And if you're a guy like Matt Gaetz, look around and look at the people that are excited by your
Starting point is 00:10:18 viciousness. And think too about what excites you about viciousness. And what does that say about you? We should look twice at ourselves when we are excited by viciousness. But the fact that this plays politically tells you something really fucking unsettling about who we are as a people. When you can say, here's a vicious, mean-spirited cruelty. Really? Trump fucking churned up all that worst parts of so many different people
Starting point is 00:10:52 on the right. And it hit at the perfect time when social media was allowed to connect them. Because if it wasn't for all that connection, those pieces might have come up, but they just get fucking pushed back down by,
Starting point is 00:11:07 you know, basic decency, which was technically should be what we have for each other. But instead there's just this, they saw each other and they just attached. Yup. Yeah, you're right.
Starting point is 00:11:19 And, and it's all at the worst time. It's all at the worst time. And these, and there's a few people on the Republican side that know it, Marjorie Taylor Greene and him. I think they try to be as shitty as possible all the time. Well, and I think too,
Starting point is 00:11:34 I think the pandemic has exacerbated. Yes, I think you're right. I think you're right. The pandemic has made us meaner. Yeah. The pandemic has made us more isolated, less mentally healthy, less mentally resilient. Yeah. You know, that's fairly well proven at this point. And people are spending more time online. has made us more isolated, less mentally healthy, less mentally resilient. That's
Starting point is 00:11:46 fairly well proven at this point. And people are spending more time online. More time online is just going to be bad in general. It's making us worse. They got us. Shit! Everyone, move away from the armored Titan! The colossal Titan is falling towards us
Starting point is 00:12:02 right now! Speaking of Marjorie Taylor Greene, this is now! Speaking of Marjorie Taylor Greene, this is from LGBTQ Nation. Marjorie Taylor Greene says women, quote, are the weaker sex. Our husband's wife. Let's play it, because we can play this. Let me make sure I can play it.
Starting point is 00:12:16 We gotta listen to this fucking woman. I hate her. Oh, she's awful. We want to go to the correct output, and let me play this um so this is marjorie taylor green talking at one of her little and it looks like there's like 15 people at the fucking ramada here that are listening doesn't that look like a depressing play i've hold on real quick hold on i'm gonna i'm gonna make it i'm gonna embiggenate it first time go ahead cecil there was a about a year and a half two year span in my in my career where i had to do a lot of public
Starting point is 00:12:44 speaking i had to try to travel around the around the Midwest and do these like continuing legal educations, like speeches and seminars about a new law in our industry, not podcast, but in my day job industry. And I would go out and I would give these speeches. I would, I would give these presentations. Every one of them was better attended than this. And I'm fucking some guy. Than this terrible little... I'm not even kidding. There wasn't an open seat in the two, three, four open seats in the front row. I'm fucking some dude.
Starting point is 00:13:16 And there'd be a few hundred people, right? Like there'd be a few hundred people and I'm some guy, it doesn't matter. She's in fucking like crazy rural georgia though isn't she because isn't this her base or i don't know if she's at home right now she must probably be at home right now it says georgia back there and she and she is from an intensely rural garbage district sure she's a trash i mean this is like a fucking pole barn they're talking right now all right so this is what she had to say what Question, what is a woman? Because she said she's not a biologist.
Starting point is 00:13:47 I'm going to tell you right now, what is a woman? This is an easy answer. We are a creation of God. We came from Adam's rib. God created us with his hands. We are, we may be the weaker sex, we are the weaker sex, but we are our partner, our husband's wife. That's great.
Starting point is 00:14:10 There we go. Thank you. Thank you, Mrs. Green. Thank you, Miss Green. I don't even know what's her husband's name because that's what we should refer to as from now on. Yeah. Like if she has a husband, we should just call her Mrs. Whatever her husband's name is. Right.
Starting point is 00:14:23 Yeah. Like Mrs. Timothy Green or whatever. Yeah. Yeah. Mrs. Timothy Green. That's what, that should be her Mrs. Whatever her husband's name is. Right, yeah. Like Mrs. Timothy Green or whatever. Yeah, Mrs. Timothy Green. That should be her name, if that's what she really thinks. But it's all bullshit, right? It's all just a lie. She says this,
Starting point is 00:14:33 but she's not like, tee hee hee, I yield all my time because I'm just a little old woman. Right, yeah. It's amazing to have somebody who is a power-hungry media sensation be like, oh, but I'm the weaker one. You're
Starting point is 00:14:50 just playing to yokels. You're playing to yokels who believe that the 1950s was an idealized version of American life. And you're also playing to people in that party that eat that shit up. They eat that shit up. It. They eat that shit up.
Starting point is 00:15:05 It's crazy to me that you can, and what's nuts to me, Tom, is that women vote more than men. So women are more politically active than men. And yet somehow this sells to the Republican Party. Yeah, I don't get it either. We're in a weird place demographically because women vote more than men.
Starting point is 00:15:26 Yeah. Women are getting more of the degrees than men. So women are fast becoming significantly better educated than men. And yet women in the suburbs are the reason Trump got elected. Right. I'm baffled. I'm baffled at a demographic that would watch that Billy Bush clip of Trump and be like, yeah, all right, I'm going to punch that fucking ticket. Sure. I don't. And like, you can be in a very traditional, quote unquote, like home relationship and still have equity in your relationship. Like that's not difficult or impossible, but there's a,
Starting point is 00:16:10 there's a sense from this that has nothing to do with equity and parity. Right. This is like, we are, she's saying like women are weaker. Yeah. The Bible says we're weaker. We're the second,
Starting point is 00:16:20 we're the second gender. We're the lesser of the two. And you and I both see right through it, but the yokel started fucking clapping, man. second gender. We're the lesser of the two. And you and I both see right through it, but the yokels started fucking clapping, man. They started lapping up. I'm baffled by who's fucking clapping. Yeah, man. They're doing more than clapping, though. They're voting.
Starting point is 00:16:35 Well, and that's the problem is that she's going to, you know, I don't know. Last time she was unopposed, people said. She was. There was nobody running against her. Nobody running against her. So, you know, I would just dump a shit. Nobody running against her. So, you know, I would just dump a shit ton of money down there. Well, you know, but even still,
Starting point is 00:16:50 I don't know if it's going to help. I don't know. Because it is rural Georgia, I don't know if there's an amount of money in the world that would convince... No matter what, unless you're paying voters.
Starting point is 00:16:59 Right. Right. I got $100. Here's $100. You can go vote if you want. Just fucking stay home. Yeah. Cool, because I'm currently in possession of some aborted fetuses.
Starting point is 00:17:10 I'm looking to unload. How much do you pay? No, no, come on. I got a guy in Cleveland who's going to give me $80 a pound right now. How about $100? These are primo fetuses. I wouldn't jerk you around. Oh, please.
Starting point is 00:17:22 Okay, you tell me where you can get aborted fetuses for 70 cents on the dollar. You tell me, Chuck. Yeah, I didn't think so. You know, I'm just like the fetuses, Chuck. I wasn't born yesterday either. Uh-huh. I'm telling you, if you let the steel pass you by, you're making a fetal mistake. 110. Alright, alright, we got a deal.
Starting point is 00:17:39 Get back. Damn, I'm good. This is so weird. This story comes from Washingtonian Lauren Handy. Great name, by the way. That's a great name. Great name. Great name. Claims to have actually had 115 fetuses.
Starting point is 00:17:54 Handy says 110 of them were blessed and buried. The other five are with police. So Lauren Handy is an anti-choice activist. Yeah. So that's who Lauren Handy is. And here's her crazy story. So I'm going to read the story she's telling. Sure, read it.
Starting point is 00:18:11 All right, so here's the story this lunatic is telling. The providence of those 115 fetuses is bizarre. The group claims several activists, including Handy, encountered a driver from Curtis Bay Medical Waste Services loading biohazard boxes into his truck outside the Washington Surgiclinic in Foggy Bottom, which sounds like a fucking SpongeBob place, on March 25th. They say they convinced the driver to give them a box. A statement disputing the credibility of these claims, apparently from Curtis Bay Energy,
Starting point is 00:18:46 was read by another reporter at the press conference. So it's a box in the back of the truck, is what they're saying. So this guy's got boxes, and evidently, so imagine this. You're some driver picking up your pickup, your boxes. And some fucking lunatics are like,
Starting point is 00:19:02 can we have one of those boxes that you're supposed to be loading onto the truck? And you're like, yeah, all right. What? And what's inside of the boxes? Well, what's inside of the boxes, according to this lady, is fetuses.
Starting point is 00:19:14 Like, they're biohazard boxes. It feels like the worst way to carry them. Wouldn't you want to have one? You know, like when you go to get a six-pack and it has those little rings? Wouldn't that be the best way to put fetuses together? It's just like one of those six pack things. You could just pick them up
Starting point is 00:19:26 and then carry them where you need. And if you need one fetus, you just crack it out of there, right? You just crack me off a fetus, Tom. And then you could just easily just reach over and crack me off a fetus. The thing is, they're all past their best if used by.
Starting point is 00:19:39 It is true. It is true. Yeah. They're all so little, you can just put them in like little sea monkey habitats though. Put them in a sucrette's cave. So this guy's like,
Starting point is 00:19:51 I'm supposed to believe that this lady walks up to this guy and is like, he's like, can I have a box of fetuses? Can I have a box? That's a weird conversation to start, by the way, that could I have a box of fetuses? Also who's like biohazard.
Starting point is 00:20:02 It's a weird thing. That's your neighbor. Can you knock on their door? Can I borrow a box of fetuses? Do you have any fetuses? Also, who's like biohazard? It's a weird thing that's your neighbor for. Do you knock on their door? Can I borrow a box of fetuses? Do you have any fetuses? I don't want to be weird. I'm just doing a thing. I want to name them real quick. What I need to do is cuddle a corpse.
Starting point is 00:20:16 I'm starting a new... What do you name their fetus before you bury it? Well, Cletus is the obvious. The fetus is pretty obvious. Landfill is a good one. Oh, that's good. P-H- pretty obvious. Land Phil is a good one. Oh, that's good. P-H-I-L-L. That's good.
Starting point is 00:20:28 Land Phil. That's good. Yeah, I don't know what... If you guys have a name for a fetus, let us know what you would name your fetus if you were to bury it. This lady's so crazy and weird. This lady's so crazy.
Starting point is 00:20:41 And like, this story makes no fucking sense whatsoever. And then they call. Read the part where she calls up like a person to come by and like scrub them or whatever. Yeah. So after issuing a substantial trigger warning, PAAU screened a video that purports to show activists using a kitchen knife to cut into a cardboard Curtis Bay energy box with a biohazard label before discovering what they claim were 115 fetuses, most at early stages of gestation. The group said a priest came to Handy's apartment
Starting point is 00:21:11 to name, name, and bless the fetuses. You gotta name them! Holding a funeral mass before burying 110 of the fetuses in an unidentified private cemetery. They had a weird fucking mass burial. Mass burial. And they like named each one too. That's weird. Do you
Starting point is 00:21:31 put them... Okay, so you got all the fetuses in your test tube. Do you throw them in the hat with the names you pull them out to? How does it work? The logistics of this is just fascinating to me. Also, like some of them are homeopathic fetuses. They put one in and they put water and they just bang it against the table and shake it.
Starting point is 00:21:48 If you hit it one time, that fetus is super popular. This is the craziest, weirdest shit. I read this today and my mouth was wide open. I'm like, okay, yeah. This is like those people you run into, Tom, where they're just like, yeah, I'm actually in the
Starting point is 00:22:05 witness protection program or whatever it's nonsense it's all just that fucking nonsense it's that crazy like i'm gonna tell you a lie right now but i'm gonna look you in the face and you're gonna pretend to believe it because you and i both know that i'm crazy yeah 100 it makes it's it's fucking but also like you're like counting out. Fucking most of these abortions are done in like six, eight, ten weeks. These are tiny. It's a fucking less than a raisin. These are tiny chunks of unidentifiable biohazard tissue.
Starting point is 00:22:38 It's not like they're holding up a little fucking homunculus. It's not that picture that they show whenever any of these assholes goes out and protests. It's a glob of tissue. And they show that image like that's what it is and it looks like a fucking college student that somebody cut open. Seriously, at the point where most abortions
Starting point is 00:22:57 take place, it would look like a bloody snot. Yeah. They're pomegranate seed size. It's nothing. They're nothing. You wouldn't be able to identify. Are they all in their own individual little biohazard doggy bags like where they like sorting through this goop that's the grossest thing ever weird and crazy and it doesn't make any sense and it's it feels like the biggest lie in the world well here's what but the crazy thing is is that she did have five of them so like while it seems to me like that's fucking crazy, she had five at least. She had five in the fridge, man.
Starting point is 00:23:29 It reminds me of that like ferrets movie. Oh yeah, the ferrets with the rainbow bridge people. Yeah. Who save their ferrets. They like store them up. Guys, there is this amazing PBS documentary. I have it. It's my favorite thing on earth.
Starting point is 00:23:43 It's called Ferrets Pursuit of Excellence. It's the greatest name. That's the greatest name of any documentary ever made. If you guys like mockumentaries, this is the real thing. It's like best in show, but nobody's lying to you. It's 100% nonfiction.
Starting point is 00:23:59 There's a part in it where these people have all these ferrets, dozens of ferrets, show ferrets, all these ferrets, and they die because pets die and they're like well i keep them in the freezer here because i get a discount when i get enough of them to bury discount you gotta fucking evaluate your life when you open your fridge and there's fetuses in it like think about your life just rethink all of it like what led you to this place? Yeah, just rethink it all. Real quick, one other line I got to read from this story because it's the best line. How do you know these people are 100% full of bullshit?
Starting point is 00:24:32 The very last sentence. The activists also claimed Tuesday that some portion of the Baltimore region's household electricity is generated by burning fetal remains. No, it's not. People aren't fuel. That is the dumbest shit I've ever heard in my entire life. It takes... What is this, the Matrix? Thank you.
Starting point is 00:24:53 That's not how energy works. You use more energy to burn things that are liquidy. What the fuck? Are they... What? Do we have to go through this? Are they stacking them like cordwood until they age they gotta dehydrate her right what what do you mean every time you make
Starting point is 00:25:13 toast you're like chikung i wonder if this is baby toast is this abortion toast you know what fuck you i hope it is abortion toast toast abortast. Abortion. Abortion. There you go. I'm not even supposed to be here today. Fuck! I'm not even supposed to be here today. I'm not even supposed to be here today. Oh, fuck you.
Starting point is 00:25:35 So this is a crazy story. And there's actually two stories that dovetail into this story. So this story comes from Fox17.com. Tennessee bill seeks marriage class for one man and one woman and protects clerks. Oh, it's disgusting. It creates a record of marital contract at common law to be filed by county clerks and establishes common law marriage in the state as between one man and one woman. In addition to creating a separate marriage class in the state, the bill also protects local officials from legal action. The bill states the attorney general would have to
Starting point is 00:26:09 defend local officials and political subdivisions of the state against actions targeting them for their decision to issue or deny a marriage license. And there's another story. I don't remember if I put it in the show notes, to be honest. There's another story, but this same bill in creating this separate marriage license, it also does not have age restrictions. So what this essentially does is it creates an unlimited
Starting point is 00:26:34 child bride situation in Tennessee. And that's not, Cecil, I read a couple articles about this. It's not unintentional. Jesus Christ, Tom! What the fuck, man? So in Tennessee, they passed a bill not that long ago changing the age from marriage to 17. But then when they wrote this law that says, actually, you can have this new marriage
Starting point is 00:26:57 certificate, which is between a man and a woman. And then they just quietly took out any age restrictions, which means a 10-year-old could marry a 40-year-old in the state of Tennessee. I saw a picture. One of the congressmen from there. I forget where I saw it. Maybe it was Twitter. And I got to confirm it.
Starting point is 00:27:18 So this guy in Tennessee, Tom. What the fuck? This guy's John Rose. What the fuck? They were engaged before she graduated college, but he awarded her... Somebody had said that he had awarded her
Starting point is 00:27:33 a scholarship when she was 16. That's when they first met. Oh, that is fucking appalling. And then they're married now and they have two kids or something like that. But she's decades younger and he met her specifically through like...
Starting point is 00:27:50 He groomed her back when she was in high school. Groomed? That's a word we hear a lot nowadays, isn't it? I mean, I'm sorry, but like if you meet... Look, like... When you're a grown-ass man
Starting point is 00:28:02 and you meet a 19 or 16 or 20-year-old person, they're a fucking child. It's crazy how little they seem. It's crazy how young, it's crazy how little you have. I work in higher ed. I work in higher ed. They seem like babies. And I, and I'm around, I'm around people that are 18 to 22. I'm around, I'm around young adults, 18 to 22. And I will tell you now they seem like little kids to me. They seem like little tiny kids to me. In fact, I'm sometimes shocked
Starting point is 00:28:30 that they're in college and can drive a car. They're that young where I sometimes catch myself. I run into graduate students. Now, graduate students are 22 to 26 years old, most of the time. Now, they can be older, of course. But the average age is like 22 to 26 years old most of the time. Now they can be older, of course. Sure. But the average age is like 22 to 26. And I'm shocked at how young they seem.
Starting point is 00:28:50 Right. And I'm like, oh, you're a graduate student? 16 is, I have a 16 year old stepson. Yeah. He's a, he's in every. He's a baby. He is in every way a child. He's a baby.
Starting point is 00:29:02 There is nothing about him that is not a child. Yeah. Like he's a child. He's not every way a child. He's a baby. There is nothing about him that is not a child. Yeah. Like, he's a child. He's not... What? Yeah. What? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:29:09 And, like, the woman who... Like, our babysitter that works for us is... She was 19 when she started. And she walked in the door and I was like, there's no way you're old enough to do this. Yeah. And all she was going to do is babysit, man. That's not a grown-up.
Starting point is 00:29:25 Yeah. That's not a, what the fuck is somebody doing that's a grown-ass person? We're talking like, and we're talking like somebody who's almost 50 meets somebody
Starting point is 00:29:34 who's 16 years old. 16? You shouldn't, there's nothing to talk about. Are you having a relationship? That's grooming. And, you know,
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Starting point is 00:33:53 Right Wing Watch. MAGA candidate Mark Burns urges Christians to smash the windows of Antifa activist cars. Okay, cool. Let's go check this guy out. So this guy is ready
Starting point is 00:34:03 to throw hands. Yeah, he is is he is excited let me put it on pc here now now the folks who are listening uh to this you won't be able to see this man get animated but you will certainly be able to hear him be animated you see that people flag go knock out their window forgive me lord forgive me jesus lord forgive me i'm asking for forgiveness right now right for'm asking for forgiveness right now. It was just a thought. But I'm saying,
Starting point is 00:34:26 the Bible says that the kingdom suffers violence and the violence taken by force. The problem is we've been too coward and too weak and we think that man has authority over us when we serve a big God that's given us power and authority. Oh, that's terrifying. That's a terrifying bit of tape there. It is. Right? Where somebody's like, well, they don't have any authority. Power and authority. Yeah. Oh, that's terrifying. That's a terrifying bit of tape there.
Starting point is 00:34:45 It is. Right? Where somebody's like, well, they don't have any, like, they don't have any earthly authority. We literally have divine authority to do literally whatever we want. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:34:55 And it's also, I love this, I don't love, but like, they're all so fucking pixie choosy because the Bible also says like, render unto God what's his and render unto Caesar what's his. And like,esar what's his and like there's plenty of like bible verses called like do the fucking
Starting point is 00:35:09 thing that you're supposed to do follow the authority yeah but like these guys when it's convenient for them when it's convenient jesus is a peacemonger yeah when it's inconvenient well you know when it's convenient he's pounding fucking uh swords into plowshares right and when it's inconvenient for them... He's punching a money changer. There's also that like, yeah, right, yeah, but there's also that thing where he's like, yeah, go sell your shit and get a sword. Yeah, buy a couple swords and hire a
Starting point is 00:35:34 mercenary or something. Right, because it's all fucking, it's a fucking big book full of nonsense. Hire a black ops team. Right, call Blackwater. It's fine. Call Blackwater, it'll fine. Call Blackwater. It'll be alright. Jesus has got a Roman guard. They're just waterboarding.
Starting point is 00:35:51 Betrayed over every demonic spirit. So if they're going to knock out a window, you're going to knock out two of theirs. Find Antifa's window. I know. The logistics on this just don't seem possible. I'm at a place where they have lost control
Starting point is 00:36:07 and people are now smashing windows in, say, downtown Chicago. The eye for an eye thing doesn't work because the Walgreens owner isn't going to look out and say, I know that guy, I know where he lives, and then go smash my window. He's got to smash. First of all, he's got to do that twice. He's got to smash two of your windows. And he's got to find me. Right. Well, maybe you're carrying windows. He's got to smash. First of all, he's got to do that twice. He's got to smash two of your windows. And he's got to find me. Right.
Starting point is 00:36:26 Well, maybe you're carrying windows. Yeah, that's true. Maybe. You're one of those guys. Maybe you're like. You're like those guys in the old silent movies where you're carrying a window and some guy. What the, what world are you living in?
Starting point is 00:36:38 It's like a Charlie Chaplin film. Right. I do my own stunts. I actually, I grabbed this because this is falling into this new theme of stories that I'm enjoying grabbing, right I do my own stunts I actually I grabbed this because this is falling into this new theme of stories
Starting point is 00:36:48 that I'm enjoying grabbing which are the I'm a gonna I'm a coulda this is a hundred percent this guy is like this guy is one of those guys who's telling a story
Starting point is 00:36:57 at the bar about like that one time that guy said something to him and then he walked out and he would have totally kicked that guy's ass woulda coulda I would have kicked that guy's ass.
Starting point is 00:37:05 I came close. Just about a. Came very close. Just about a, guys. I might have done it. Get the fuck out of here. That's what Jesus said. Go buy two swords. Come on, brother. Come on, man. Go buy two swords. So listen, Oregon, y'all better go buy some swords in the name of Jesus,
Starting point is 00:37:21 right? Go start knocking out some windows. If they wouldn't... I know. he's shaking. I know, he's watching. Okay, hold on, time out. Let me be clear. Let me be clear. I don't mean violence.
Starting point is 00:37:31 All right, okay, listen. Wait, no, no, no. What do you mean you do mean violence? Like you fucking like legit mean violence. It's so funny because he doesn't mean violence when he sees that his words are going to have an effect that he'll be liable for. That's what he saw.
Starting point is 00:37:48 What happened, guys, is he looked out into the audience and he saw that he was reaching somebody. And he understands that an incitement to violence is a form of speech which is not protected. And he thought, holy shit. Yeah, or he saw somebody who was shaking their head and saying no. Or he saw somebody who was shaking their head and saying no, right? He was saying like, the person's like, no, I don't believe that. Because people have, you know, I mean,
Starting point is 00:38:10 you know, look at the different takes on the Will Smith thing that happened. Right, yeah, yeah. Look at the different takes that people had about somebody who's hit somebody versus physical violence versus violence against someone when you're insulting them or whatever. Like, look at the different takes you saw in that.
Starting point is 00:38:26 And so that's what he's seeing right now is that there's some sort of moral position that someone has that's in their gut. Yeah, right. And he saw somebody probably in the audience be like, whoa, I'm not going to go. What are you talking about? I wouldn't do that.
Starting point is 00:38:38 And now he's got to walk it back because now he realized, oh, I pushed the wrong button. Be clear because I got Vice News here and they already think that I'm trying to start a civil war. I'm not trying to start a civil war. I'm only saying that if they're going to knock out our windows, we'd knock out theirs, too. That's all I'm trying to say. This is making sense, though.
Starting point is 00:38:57 Well, you know, we want to do whatever we can to prevent violence, right? We want to do whatever we can to prevent violence. We don't want violence. Right. But the reality of it is. But there is self-defense. There is absolutely self-defense. And they believe.
Starting point is 00:39:10 And if those windows can't defend themselves, I think we need a Kyle Rittenhouse there to make sure that you shoot someone dead for breaking a window. These guys are such fucking,
Starting point is 00:39:19 they're such fucking posturing bullshit artists, right? It's so ridiculous and it's so transparent how much, like, well, we don't want violence, but I sure do like thinking about it. I sure do like to fantasize. I do like to fantasize. I love my Charlie Bronson look.
Starting point is 00:39:34 Right. Yeah. When violence is not something that I have to personally contend with the horror of, I sure do like to jerk us all off to it a little, right? That's what this is. Yeah, no, it's 100% of fantasy. It is. I believe that we Republicans are soft
Starting point is 00:39:50 and we are quiet and we are cowering down to Antifa and Black Lives Matter. And no, the devil is a liar. The devil is a liar, right? Don't let my title confuse you. I'll tell you. I've been waiting for Antifa.
Starting point is 00:40:05 I told you, listen, you stop right now. Let me jump out. I've been waiting for Antifa, Lord. She said, they go Antifa. I'm like, finally, I can see Antifa for the first time. I'm here. Come get me. That's my mentality.
Starting point is 00:40:17 Come get me. One time, get some. Run up and get some, right? The devil is a liar. I ain't the one. See, they probably, they go find some skinny, you know, skinny, you know, unathletic person and they start pushing them around.
Starting point is 00:40:28 Let them come and push me around. One of them going to sleep. I knew you was going to do a Will Smith if they came up to you. You was going to do a Will Smith. I'm a Will Smith in the heartbeat. I knew it. I'll put one on the sleep.
Starting point is 00:40:41 So, ineffectually slapped them while they move on with their day. Yeah, like ineffectually slapped. That's your big threat? That's the big threat, I guess. Yeah, they'll tell a joke about it and actually they'll come out ahead and you'll lose everything. That's your fucking plan? You know, what's crazy to me is like, this guy is like all the other guys that are going to tell the story.
Starting point is 00:41:02 They're going to tell the story about, you don't want to fuck with me. I'm not the one. I'm not the one you want to fuck with. Dude, you're like an older guy. He's just an old, heavy-set guy who's loud. You're not scaring anybody. Right. But then there's also this weird machismo
Starting point is 00:41:20 thing that just happens. I mean, it's all just... It's all nonsense. It's all toxic masculinity amplified through religiosity. And so, yeah. I mean, it's all just... It's all nonsense. And it's all toxic masculinity amplified through religiosity. And like you watch this shit and it's so self-evident and transparent and gross. And also like embarrassing for this guy to like listen
Starting point is 00:41:36 to because he's somebody's like drunk dad posturing in the fucking driveway. You know, and you're just like, oh fucking Jesus Christ. I remember when you threw that football over those mountains. Football over the mountains. Also, real quick too, in all of these fantasies,
Starting point is 00:41:51 Antifa has to come to them. Because they've never seen Antifa. Because Antifa's not a big fucking deal. These guys make it out like there's Antifa around every corner. That Antifa's pulling all the strings and creating all the violence. And they're all like, well, I'm waiting for Antifa.
Starting point is 00:42:07 It's like, look, man, Antifa's not a big thing. Have you really even heard much of it in the last year? No, because it's not a big thing. It's not a big, it was never a big thing. It was always a relatively small, fractional political movement with a handful of adherents. But it's become this boogeyman just like MI-13. Trump tried to make MI-13 this great big boogeyman. I remember at the beginning of his presidency, it didn't work. And instead he switched it to BLM and Antifa. And these guys are all excited.
Starting point is 00:42:35 Like there's this Antifa mob of people, but they're all sitting on their hands just like Q waiting for the fucking actuality to surface. But since it's not real, they never have to throw hands. Yeah. No, you never have to, if you never have to, if you never have to encounter it, then it's, it's essentially a free boast. Right. There's no, there's no, I never have to pay the Piper. Right.
Starting point is 00:42:58 Yeah. It's like, it's like, it's like the, it's like the Chris Rock joke actually. That's so good. It's like, it's like, yeah, it's, it's like Rihanna's panties. Like I's it's like rihanna's panties like i'm boycotting rihanna's panties i wasn't invited i wasn't invited you know it's like yeah man like you're boycotting this fight you weren't invited yeah yeah guess there's this one tiny thing that bothers me every day but i do nothing about it let me write you a prescription for that so that this annual physical that's supposed to be covered by your insurance is now a consultation visit that you have to pay for. But don't worry, you won't find out until you get the bill in the mail.
Starting point is 00:43:32 Well, thank you so much. I'll see you never again. This story comes from TheHill.com. South Carolina House passes bill for doctors to deny care that violates their conscience. The bill would excuse medical practitioners, healthcare institutions, healthcare institutions, guys, and healthcare payers from providing care that is inconsistent
Starting point is 00:43:53 with their personal beliefs. What that means is it's not just the doctor, it's a hospital, and it's insurance companies. If you're a fucking insurance company, you're going to create an ethical stance that gets you out of paying for shit because that's in your profit margin. A whole bunch of stuff. Yeah. If you're a fucking insurance company, you're going to create a ethical stance that gets you out of paying for shit because that's in your profit margin. A whole bunch of stuff.
Starting point is 00:44:09 A whole bunch of stuff. What's interesting is that I wonder if you could maybe have a place that they all decide that they don't want to treat divorcees, right? Because that morally is repugnant to some people, right? The Bible is actually much clearer and more stringent on the top of the core. So a true evangelical, that's why I chose it, right? The Bible is actually much clearer and more stringent on the topic of the poor. So a true evangelical, that's why I chose it, right? A true evangelical, someone who's very, very close to the Bible,
Starting point is 00:44:31 might think that's even more abhorrent than like an LGBT person. So they choose that on there. What does that do for the rest of the state then? Sure. How do prisoners get care? Yeah, right. How do prisoners get care?
Starting point is 00:44:43 Let's say you're a person who's been incarcerated and you're accused of murder or rape. Yeah. I mean, how is, I mean, it's entirely reasonable because again, this covers not just individual doctors, but institutions, entire institutions and payer systems. So, you know, who's to say that nobody's going to work for that? You know, that no institution, you know, we're just, none of us are willing to work to help save the lives and safeguard the health and safety of any of these prisoners. Or, you know, if you're an insurance company, wouldn't you say, you know what, our CEO is a staunch evangelical, or, you know, I'm some guy in the room processing claims, and I'm not going to process claims.
Starting point is 00:45:26 I'm an incel. I'm not going to process claims for women. What does a conscience mean? The problem with a conscience is it doesn't mean the same thing to everybody and a conscience does not necessarily mean that it is a morally upstanding position. It could be a shitty position. Right. So maybe I'm some fucking asshole
Starting point is 00:45:47 and I'm going to say, you know what, I'm not going to process any claims for people with names that are hard to pronounce or I'm not going to process claims for people that sound foreign.
Starting point is 00:45:55 Sure. I'm not going to process insurance claims. You know, I'm not going to allow anyone to be admitted to my emergency room, my hospital, or to provide access
Starting point is 00:46:03 to radiological testing. Yeah. This is not how medicine should work. Yeah. And this is one of those things, though, that when you start to bring something to its logical conclusion, this is where you wind up, right? This is the thing that everybody always is like, oh, slippery slope, slippery slope. And you're like, no, but the slope does end somewhere.
Starting point is 00:46:22 And this is where it ends, right? This is the worst. Because they can weed those things in, those lines in Tom about sexuality, about gender or something like that into here. But instead, they're going even more broad. Yep. And now when you give the payers the ability to not pay? How often is a payer not going to pay if they can choose not to? Oh my God. Are you serious? If you were a complete piece of shit, wouldn't you hire a figurehead CEO that was an evangelical so that you could cut your expenses? Yeah. And then his pay would be nothing in comparison to what you save. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:47:07 So if you're an insurer, if I'm Blue Cross Blue Shield or Aetna or Humana or whatever, wouldn't I see this law, move my corporate headquarters to South Carolina, then install a figurehead CEO that was an evangelical, and then deny claims based on marital status, to your point. Yeah. Deny claims based on lifestyle choices. Yeah. Deny claims based on sexual preference, sexual identity, gender identity.
Starting point is 00:47:35 Wouldn't you deny as many claims as you could based on conscience? Yeah. I mean, it's money in the bank. Literally, why would you not do that? It's money in the bank. Literally, why would you not do that? It's money in the bank. If you just care about money. And especially when you're talking about a system like ours, we literally created the capitalist system for healthcare.
Starting point is 00:47:55 Yeah. And the capitalist system for healthcare wrings as much money out of us as possible and pays all kinds of CEOs a shit ton of money, right? It wrings all the money it can out of us and then denies us coverage because that's cheaper than giving us coverage.
Starting point is 00:48:12 And if you give them that out, that's another way for them to fuck you. It's yet another way. It's like these health insurance scam companies that are religious. Oh, yeah. It's basically the same thing, but now it's state-sponsored.
Starting point is 00:48:23 It is. I will eat your leftist ass like Lauren from The Cobb. I'm a pain. I will eat you. I will eat your ass. I will eat your ass. That's why I want the globalists to know I will eat your ass first.
Starting point is 00:48:37 I swear to God, it's the last thing I do. This story comes from Right Wing Watch. Marjorie Taylor Greene calls LGBTQ movement predatorial, promises Alex Jones legislation. I grabbed this story, Cecil, because I was like, there's still
Starting point is 00:48:52 people going on the Alex Jones show. This is a fucking sitting congresswoman. On the Alex Jones show. Alex Jones? What do you have to do as Alex Jones? Thank you. What do you have to do?
Starting point is 00:49:05 Does he have to do as Alex Jones? Thank you. What do you have to do? Does he have to do an atrocity in order for some... Because you could even argue that his handling of Sandy Hook was an atrocity. Yeah, it was. Yes. Yeah. How... I mean, Alex...
Starting point is 00:49:19 The fact that Alex Jones is not politically toxic to these troll faction congress people is i mean that's all it's almost all i care about in this story i mean i care about the story but like holy shit what we need this needs to be disqualifying alex jones at this point has lost his lawsuit. Yeah. He's the actual worst. Yeah. He's a terrible person. And then to come on his show, but then, you know,
Starting point is 00:49:53 like the thing is, is like, these are two peas in a pod though. I know. And I want to read what Green said. Oh yeah, please. So this is something that, this isn't in the article. This is actually, I had to track this down. So Green said that if her daughter had a trans summer cap counselor, her husband would beat them into the ground and they would be in jail. This is exactly how we need to stand up against this stuff. Jones followed Green's comment by raising the dubious
Starting point is 00:50:17 specter of nationwide threat to children, falsely claiming that trans inclusivity means full grown men would be showering with young girls. Quote, even if you don't have daughters, you can imagine what it's like to have a full grown man around the country showering with your daughters because they say they are a biological woman. End quote. Invoking her previous violent remarks, Green replied, quote, we have to draw the line in the sand and say that we are not willing to cross it. This is such perversion, end quote.
Starting point is 00:50:50 It's all straw man. It's all straw man. None of that's happening. And holy fuck, this dude's just going to like, if somebody exists that is trans near him, he's going to beat them and go to jail. You're married to a psychopath. Yep. Like, holy shit. And you shouldn't excuse it.
Starting point is 00:51:06 You shouldn't be like, that's just how he is. And that's, and, and like, and not just excuse it, but like celebrate, celebrate that shit,
Starting point is 00:51:13 man. What the fuck? It's, it's, it's, this is, that's fucking lynching. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:51:18 Like that. We got, we, we have a thing where you can't just decide that some people are guilty and attack them viciously as a fucking vigilante mob or vigilante individual you can't do that what the fuck what the i i am i'm at a place where i look at this and i'm like this woman went to that fucking nick fuentes yeah racism conference where nick fuentes joked about
Starting point is 00:51:46 like, they say it's like Hitler, like that's a bad thing. Now she's on the Alex Jones show. This isn't hidden. This isn't like maybe kind of, sort of. This is overt, aggressive, in our face.
Starting point is 00:52:01 Yeah. And it's allowed somehow to continue. There's nothing dis to continue. I, there's nothing disqualifying. No idea how she can stand. And then we didn't cover this, but Madison Cawthorn, uh,
Starting point is 00:52:12 like last week was talking to people about how they're like orgies and Coke orgies or whatever. And then they like, they like told them what the fuck, like you can't just go out and make up lies and shit, but you have this cohort of people who literally say anything yeah and you know we grew up with this idea that there was limits on them that they had to have this sort of decorum but there's that there's something about it
Starting point is 00:52:39 i mean i used to think serious people were in charge me too man and my whole life i did i i i think that for a long time serious people now bad people often but serious people were in charge and now not like we're we're gonna kill ourselves through irony they're like fucking clowns man like you're a fucking clown that guy's a clown she's evil. Like, the more I hear about this woman, the more I absolutely loathe her. Like, celebrating transphobia, talking to him about it, and, like, making up lies
Starting point is 00:53:15 to incriminate trans people for... So you can justify a fantasy of beating them? Yeah, just so you could have your weird Charlie fucking Bronson fantasy of your husband punching someone? You're pathetic and disgusting. You're a terrible person. How is there no test for you not to be in office?
Starting point is 00:53:34 Right. And is there nothing anymore that can be said that is awful enough to be disqualified i i i feel like we've we've veered so far that i don't have any idea anymore genuinely i don't know what can be said anymore that um matters yeah that could like look at look at trump right before 2016 talking about sexually assaulting with bragging sure about sexually assaulting that's a big deal yeah that should be a big deal and it just wasn't no is it it just wasn't just wasn't and like now you've got alex jones who's a genuinely terrible human being awful person just i mean an indefensibly awful lunatic person on the absolute fringe of society who is now having sitting Congress people having their weird fucking diddle fantasy about beating the shit out of fucking marginalized people so they can hang out together and enjoy
Starting point is 00:54:33 this fantasy horror. And we're just like, yeah, all right. And that's second most influential Republican in Congress. And, and, you know, we're, we're not, we might not get a chance to cover it, but we should talk about it at least briefly. There's this push from the Democrats to try to put this rule in place that makes it so there is at least some sort of ethics rules around sitting Supreme Court justices so that there's rules around
Starting point is 00:54:59 which they should recuse themselves. Because right now it's just a handshake agreement. It's just, should I recuse myself? If I want to, I will. I don't have to. But there's no real pressure. And what they're trying to do is create some sort of rules. I really wish that somebody would have came in. I wish Biden would have made this one of the points to come in and be like, no, we're going to put rules in place that make it so none of this shit is possible anymore. Yeah, man, we need to have ethics. Yeah. We need to have serious people back in charge. We need to
Starting point is 00:55:28 get rid of meme culture in the halls of power. Yeah. We can't troll our way out of horror. Yeah. We cannot joke and like silly our fucking way and be like, everything's just a joke when you take it seriously.
Starting point is 00:55:43 That's when I was joking. Yep. Yep. Because it's it's all bullshit yeah what it is is all bullshit meant to like rile up these people and then to diffuse the legitimate concerns of those of us who see the dog whistles and in this case the fucking dog calls yeah for exactly what they are sure it's it's we we've got to cut the fuck out like we have to stop it's bad and it's it's getting worse all the time and we have real serious problems that we're never going to contend with when these are the people in charge of solving them yeah vince you said before you were waiting for a sign what sign are you waiting for gozer the traveler he will come in one of the pre-chosen forms during the rectification of the valdrzer the traveler. He will come in one of the pre-chosen forms. During the rectification
Starting point is 00:56:25 of the Valdrani, the traveler came as a large and moving Torb. Then during the third reconciliation of the last of the McKettrick supplicants, they chose a new form for him, that of a giant slore. Many Shubs and Zuls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the slore that day, I can tell you. Oh my God, this story's from Salon.com, and I almost never grab shit from Salon. I know Salon's problematic, but this seemed worth it. Paul Gozar blames staff for his appearance at white nationalist
Starting point is 00:56:53 conference for the second year. So the same fucking AFPAC that Nick Fuentes conference. When they say for the second year, isn't it the second time this year? Yeah. Yes.
Starting point is 00:57:07 Yeah. Twice. It just happened. Twice. It just happened. Right. Yeah. Twice. And Paul Gosar is like,
Starting point is 00:57:13 he puts out this statement like, ah, we've been really busy and understaffed, so yeah, no way. Get the fuck out of here. You're never so understaffed that somehow you wind up at a KKK rally. Thank you. You know what I mean? You can't just accidentally wind up there. You're not
Starting point is 00:57:29 understaffed. You're just indiscriminate. And that's your fault. Well, at best, you're indiscriminate. And you're right. And you're right. I am being generous here by saying that because it could be that he's intentionally a white nationalist. That's 100% possible. I am being generous here by saying that because it could be that he's intentionally a white nationalist. Right.
Starting point is 00:57:46 And that's 100% possible. I will say if you've gone there twice, my money's on you're a fucking white nationalist. How do you make the same mistake twice? So or you have like white nationalists on your staff that don't care. Right. But also
Starting point is 00:58:02 like you gave a speech. Yeah. You you gave a speech. That. You, you gave a speech. That's the other thing too, is right. You could, you could walk in and be like, fuck, did that guy just say Hitler's not,
Starting point is 00:58:09 Hitler's kind of, you leave. Peace out, yo. Right. That's the thing. That's, that's why I'm completely like,
Starting point is 00:58:15 look around, read the room, look at the agenda. Who's on there? Who are these people? You, if you're, if you want to tell me that you're fucking in charge and you did nothing, you did no homework, you had no spine, I don't buy it.
Starting point is 00:58:30 You know what? We didn't go to a conference. We were able to check it out. We both work. We both have three jobs. Yeah, man. It was Mythicist Milwaukee. Yeah, we decided not to go.
Starting point is 00:58:39 Yeah, it was the year before Sargon. No, it was the Sargon year. We. We got... No, it was the year of Sargon. It was the year of Sargon. We peaced out well before. That's true. They had us on the thing, and we said, no, man, we're not going.
Starting point is 00:58:51 We're not going. Like, you can't just put us on your docket without asking us. And they literally did. They said we're going to be speaking. They did before they even talked to us. And then we're like, well, who else is going to be there?
Starting point is 00:59:01 And then we talked to some people because we didn't know the names. We didn't know the names. I'd never heard of Sargon. And they're like, nah, man, that dude's like a fucking crazy person. We're like,
Starting point is 00:59:08 oh, shit. And we just said, nah, man, we're good. We're not going. And it's the easiest conference for us to get to. I could drive there in an hour and 15 minutes.
Starting point is 00:59:18 Hilariously, I ended up going. Yeah. Just as a spectator. Yeah. So like, not as a, I didn't attend it i went there to to
Starting point is 00:59:26 fuck with sarga a little but like yeah man like it would be the it would be seriously the easiest thing we've ever done but there is the it's it's less than five minutes of due diligence yeah to figure out that nick fuentes literally just google nick fuentes right oh it's afpac oh who runs that nick fuentes google him oh he's a white nationalist because he says he is. You know what I mean? Like it's that easy. I don't buy it at all. I think these guys are fucking white nationalists. I think that what they do is they go and they go to these fucking conferences and they whip these guys up and they know that the only people who are going to be outraged are you and I who don't give a shit we're never going to vote for this guy anyway it doesn't matter and Gozar the Gozarian is going to wind up being part of the fucking Congress again it's not going to
Starting point is 01:00:10 not going to stop it's but it is you can't keep if he does it again yeah you know the thing is it's like
Starting point is 01:00:19 fool me once shame on you what should happen to that guy from Iowa Steve whatever the fuck his name was Steve King that guy got fucking censored, whatever the fuck his name was. Steve King. Steve King. That guy got fucking censored.
Starting point is 01:00:27 Is he still there? No, he didn't win his last election. He didn't win his last election. Yeah, but I mean, Marjorie Taylor Greene got kicked off all her committee assignments for being the worst. She hasn't been censored, though. You know what I mean?
Starting point is 01:00:38 There's a level of... Because that guy was like, what's wrong with... He said out loud, what's wrong with white nationalists? Yeah, he did. Yeah, he did. He's like with he like said all out what's wrong with white national yeah he did yeah he did he's like oh yeah everyone's getting all worked up about being a nazi these days what's crazy about anyways sing hail whoa oh i got this weird salute i do to everybody christ
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Starting point is 01:02:28 Thank you. Thank you. And it's on this week's live stream. So check it out. We tried one of them. We tried Ancient Age and Blantons this week. Blantons wins.
Starting point is 01:02:34 Blantons wins. Really, really like a lot. Like so much. Tom, this is so disturbing. Keith sent this in and it's two images we're going to post on this week's show notes.
Starting point is 01:02:44 Fucking yikes. It's a QAnon mailer. Like straight up QAnon mailer. In your fucking mailbox. In your mailbox, QAnon mailer. Crazy Q shit. They are weird and crazy. And I like, I can't call it up. And they have a QR code. And I think like, who the fuck is scanning this QR code with their phone? Of course it's a QR code. I mean, come on. is scanning this QR code with their phone? I mean come on. Oh you got a good point. Don't be ridiculous. I mean of course. That's god damn it. No but seriously man like these are straight up crazy and this is showing up in your
Starting point is 01:03:16 like these people went to like traditional media. They started out in the like the weird recesses of the deep dark media and they worked their way up into this. Now they're almost traditional. It's in the weird recesses of the deep, dark media, and they worked their way up into this. And now they're almost traditional. It's proof once again that nothing stays on the internet and just lives there.
Starting point is 01:03:35 Everything has real world consequences. We got a ton of messages from a bunch of people talking about how difficult it was to listen to last week's show, but also how great it was to listen to someone because even people who thought they very much understood what was happening did not know the depths to how bad it can be for women in Texas and other places based on these laws.
Starting point is 01:04:02 And it was shocking to us and it was shocking to our audience. And we can't thank Jessica enough for taking the time out to come talk to us. And I know for sure, we will be reaching back out to Jessica again in the future if anything happens down there or in other states, we may reach back out to her.
Starting point is 01:04:18 She was such a wonderful guest. Great guest. And she did such a great job of explaining these things to help people understand the gravity of how abortion is necessary and how it's getting taken away. And we got so many messages this week of affirmation, which were basically saying, I got an abortion when I was young, or I had a friend who got an abortion. And there were so many people who came out and said, yeah, it's not a hard decision, and I it and I'm happy and I'm healthy because of it. And I had kids afterwards. And so, you know, it should be something that is available to people. And the fact that we guard it is something that is just a holdover from a shittier time.
Starting point is 01:04:59 It is. It needs to be normalized and it needs to be made available to everyone and not closed off for its fucking 26 states. Yeah, it's half the country. It's insane how much. Unbelievable. We got a message from Stormy Decisis and they sent us a long message about Ginny Thomas and they talk about intelligence versus rationality
Starting point is 01:05:19 and they sent along a paper from the Cambridge Handbook of Intelligence. I don't, Stormy decides to sound real honest. I don't know if I'm smart enough to read your paper. I'm just going to say. This is evidently a chapter in a book, it sounds like. I did not get an opportunity to read it.
Starting point is 01:05:36 I haven't had an opportunity to look at it either yet, but I will. And it looks, and I want to thank you for sending such an in-depth piece of literature to read about this topic because it is an interesting topic. Yeah, it is. And the idea is that there is a difference
Starting point is 01:05:51 between general intellectual ability and rationality. Yeah. That the two don't necessarily correlate with one another. Yeah. And that's an interesting idea. So this week, we recorded with Seth Andrews on our show before. So we did a show with him beforehand, before we recorded.
Starting point is 01:06:12 So the show may be a little short this week, but we'll be on his show in the future. We also did a really interesting live stream this week. We had our first annual potties, our podcast awards. They were beautiful, guys. And they were beautiful. And you have to tune in to our livestream to know
Starting point is 01:06:29 who got... We awarded two awards. One for outstanding achievement in commercial performance. And one in outstanding podcast achievement. And two people got awards. And I'm not going to tell you who they were. I'm not going to
Starting point is 01:06:45 spoil the surprise, but the, the, the trophies, the podcast award trophies are top notch. A beautiful, and the speeches, the speeches were wonderful, moving speeches. You don't want to miss it. You just want to go check out that, that episode, go check it out on YouTube, go check it out on Twitch, go check it out on Twitch. Go check it out on Facebook. It was, it was a night to remember. Who won? Maybe it was you. You don't know.
Starting point is 01:07:11 You don't know. And I will also say no one was physically assaulted in the making. At our award show. In the making of this. So, so that's going to wrap it up
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