Cognitive Dissonance - Episode 728: Mormon Church Sued, Taylor Swift Witchcraft

Episode Date: November 13, 2023

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And there is no welcome mat. Today is Thursday, November the 9th. Big day for Democrats yesterday. Big day for Democrats. Or two days, two days ago, I guess. Yeah, Tuesday. Tuesday night. Yep.

Big day. Like genuinely a thing that happened across the country, except for Mississippi. Like for the most part. Yeah, big wins just about everywhere. across the country, except for Mississippi. Like for the most part. Yeah, big wins just about everywhere. Big wins everywhere, except for, and even Mississippi had a gubernatorial race that looked very promising for the Democrat. They also ran out of ballots

in the most blackest district down there. Really? Crazy. They didn't run out of ballots in the White House? No, but they definitely did. And all those people had to wait in line. And it's very clever. Weird how that happens.

Yeah, I will say that even a gubernatorial race that is competitive for the Democrats in Mississippi is a lift, right? That's a signal. There's a lot of signal boost here. The like, everywhere that abortion, this is like one of my, lot of signal boost here. Everywhere that abortion, this is one of the biggest takeaways. And I think the biggest leverage that we have in 2024 is that literally every single time abortion is on the ballot, turnout is bigger than expected and abortion

pro-choice wins. Pro-choice wins every time. And it doesn't win by a little. It fucking destroys. It's not a point. It's not a It fucking destroys. It's not a point. It's not a half a point. It's not two points. It's a fucking crushing spread, man. This like the overturn of Roe is a historically prohibition level, unpopular decision. And it's going to catapult the Democrats into power

in state after state after state. Here's what I hope. I hope they don't take their foot off the gas in all these places. Yeah, they can't. I hope that, no, I'm talking about the Republicans. I hope they keep trying to fight for abortion

in places all over the map. Oh, fucking knuckleheads. Yeah, they probably will. I hope they do. Oh. What happened was, last night at the debate stage was a bunch of back and forth. Vivek ramaswamy was called a scum by

nikki haley haley i heard that i heard that exchange he he called he called her out for her daughter having tiktok and she said keep your my daughter's name out of your voice it's a little different than that but that's okay well then she slapped him while he got an Oscar. It was a whole thing. And then she said, she called him a scum. But basically he says at some point last night that the Republican Party is a bunch of losers. They've lost, since 2016, they've lost a ton. And he sort of pointed it out. He started trying to blame it on Nikki Haley,

but really genuinely you should blame it on abortion. Yeah. Because, you know, since 2020, it's been absolute disaster for them throughout, except for like, I think one time they were definitely expected

to get the majority in the House. Yeah. And they did, but they got the majority much less than they thought they would. They thought they would have a really big majority and they did not have that.

And so, but now that it's going on the ballots in certain places, you get a chance to see like Ohio, which has been red for a while for a lot of things. Even in the places that were Republican districts, they were voting this thing down in those places. And to hear them talk about it,

there's a couple of states rights people on the dais up there arguing, but there's also federal law people up there saying there needs to be a federal law against abortion. There needs to be a 10 week abortion or some dumb shit that they're trying to make up. They want to do some crushing federal law to try to slow down. Yeah, because they're all liars. They're all liars. They're all hypocrites, right? Because when Roe was the law of the land,

they said, oh, this is a state's rights issue. Leave it up to the states. Send it back to the states. The federal government has no business doing it. Then Roe gets fucking punted out, right? And then everywhere that abortion gets put on a referendum or a ballot, ballot, pro-choice wins, right?

Pro-choice wins, crushes. We just talked about that. So now they're looking at like, fuck, we're not going to accomplish our evil agenda, our evil, horrible, restrictive, misogynist, pro-life agenda. So now all of a sudden, it's back to a federal issue, right? And they want a 10-week or a 15-week thing. And I think you're right, man. Like, I would almost love to be a political strategist right now. It would be delightful because you just like take their words and clip it and make a fucking ad. Here's what they want. How do we know what they fucking said? Here, go to the ballots and watch them take your

rights away. If you think it won't happen, they're trying to do it. Here's what their suggestion. Exactly. Yeah. And that's what's what their suggestion is. Exactly, yeah. And that's what's happening in these different places. And that Youngkin, who's in Virginia, he was going to pass something really horrible against women there. And what happened was, is there was a huge turnout to make sure that he can't because both the houses now

are totally controlled by the Democrats. Yep. So he's essentially fucked. Yeah, they've restrained him. He can't do it. And he's probably going to veto all their shit. Right. But they can't,

he can't go forward and remove rights from women. And one of the things I saw a bunch of smooth brains saying this week, when this was, when this was coming out this there, I want to show this picture. So this was the photo from, uh, this is a photo from,

uh, it's a photo from the Ohio voters that celebrated after the win on abortion rights and one of these jackasses on Twitter, if you're not watching this there's a bunch of women who are

ecstatic that their rights aren't being taken away that's what we're seeing we're seeing a bunch of women who are like thank goodness our rights aren't being taken away. That's what we're seeing. They actually have bodily autonomy. We're seeing a bunch of women who are like, thank goodness our rights aren't being taken away. And some of these jackasses on Twitter are like, this is the most disgusting photo they're talking about.

They're celebrating human sacrifice or whatever. Oh my God. And you're just like, yeah, you know what we need to do? We need to turn every ejaculation into human sacrifice then. Right. You know what I mean? Like these are nothing. This is nothing. This is literally a nothing. Most abortions are like, it's like a nothing is,

there's nothing in there yet. It's nothing. It's nothing. It makes me crazy because they immediately equate it to child sacrifice. And you're like, you're a stupid person. They are. Well, the thing is like,

what they're really mad about is that women are celebrating. Yeah. What they're really mad about is that women- You're not wrong. You're not wrong. Yeah. the thing is, like, what they're really mad about is that women are celebrating. Yeah. What they're really mad about is that women. You're not wrong. You're not wrong. Yeah. Like, this is not like, there is absolutely no chance that if this was a photo of a bunch

of men that were happy for the same thing, that they would get the same kind of response, right? That response is a directed response. They're mad that women have bodily autonomy because that's not what they want. Sure. Like, it doesn't serve the interests of the patriarchy for women to have control of their bodies. Right.

It's antithetical to that. Right. So they couch it in a bunch of bullshit and language and human sacrifice and morality and all this and that. And then you counter all that. Right. Because it's all easy to counter. Because like you said, the vast majority, like 90 plus percent of all abortions that take place

take place at a time when that developing fetus is essentially nothing. It's essentially nothing. And the ones that do take place after that most of the time are because there's something wrong with the mother or that child. They don't happen like it. Nobody goes like, they tried to make this

a big deal in that fucking debate, Tom, where they're talking about, oh, they have until nine months in my state, was Christie was saying, it's abhorrent. And I'm like, the only people that are going to get a fucking abortion at nine months,

either they're going to abort a fucking face that ends in a mouth, right? Or the mom is going to die or something horrible. Every single person that walks in a mouth, right? Right, yeah. Or the mom is going to die. Yeah. Or something horrible. Every single person that walks in there is going through a personal fucking tragedy,

and you're going to make it your political fucking point to point out how fucking, how disgusting it is that they're going through a personal tragedy trying to find the best way out of it. That's grotesque. It is grotesque. That's disgusting. And it's lying about the facts at every level, right?

Yeah. Because like you said, they make it, they paint it out like it's justotesque. It is grotesque. That's disgusting. And it's lying about the facts at every level, right? Because like you said, they paint it out like it's just openly available. It's not openly available at that stage in pregnancy. It's not just like on a whim sort of a thing. Like you said, there's factors at play that are... And also numerically, it's literally insignificant. It is an insignificant number. There's like two people that do it. They can only

work so fast. More kids shoot themselves in the face every day with a gun. Right. Every day. Look, we're not banning swimming pools, right? Kids drown, more kids drown than by, by fucking orders of magnitude than are, you know, than, than, than are aborted at like seven months plus, right? It's orders of magnitude. And I also, I did, I'd looked this up not that long ago when this abortion stuff was going on because I was just curious. And when people are alive, when I'm alive and I'm walking around,

I am determined to be alive now, not by my heartbeat, but by my brainwaves, right? So if I get in a car accident tomorrow and I'm determined to be brain dead, not by like my heartbeat, but by my brain waves, right? So if I get in a car accident tomorrow and I'm determined to be brain dead, but my heart's still beating and my lungs are still lunging and my kidney's still kiddying, like nobody's like,

it's murder to pull the plug on Tom, right? If my brain is fucking toast and there's no fucking higher order brain activity, then like nobody gives a shit. Nobody's like, that's murder. Sure. Nobody.

But like none of those brain waves are detectable until the middle of the seventh month. None of them. It's the same exact thing. Yeah. It's the same exact thing. There's no difference. But like they don't want to acknowledge any of these truths, right? They don't want to acknowledge the truth of women's bodily autonomy because that's inconvenient to the patriarchy, right?

It ruins their whole narrative, right? And their power control. And they don't want to acknowledge any of the facts on the ground either. They're just liars. Yeah. And this whole, you can boil down this latest election to mostly to this, you know, probably not the one, the guy who got elected in Kentucky, but he's an incumbent. So he got elected a second time. Yeah. That Democrat down there, Democrat governor,

which is interesting for Kentucky, but evidently he's like one of the favorite sons down there. And he's just, he's doing all the things right. And enough people are, there's enough support on both sides for him to be elected time and time again.

So great. Great. Awesome. More blue, more blue. More blue for us. Fucking more blue gubernatorial seats, please. I very rarely, occasionally, obsessively watch porn on my phone. So let's talk about this story. It's from the New Republic.

Mike Johnson and his son monitoring each other's porn intake is worse than you think. This is a super weird story, dude. So I didn't know anything. I mean, we talked about this when we covered the, that crazy Duggar thing that we talked about.

So that Duggar thing, remember we did the Duggar? Yeah, we did that Duggar keep, pray and obey.uggar, uh, uh, keep, keep, pray and obey or, oh yeah, yeah, yeah. Shiny happy people or something? Yeah. So we did it over the summer where we watched

the Duggar miniseries. And then we talked about it. And during that miniseries, they talk about this overseer program. I forget what it's called, whatever, Overwatch. No, that's a game that you shoot people. But anyway, it's one of those. But in any case, this guy was called, whatever, Overwatch. No, it's a game that you shoot people. But anyway, it's one of those. But in any case,

this guy is like, like on the Duggar thing, he had this, these programs installed in his phone and they send a weekly report to somebody about what you search for on your phone and on your computer and on your tablet. And so there's no place, there's no digital life you have that,

that is not monitored by this software. And then that report goes to them. But obviously that report has to be made. So someone has access to the report other than, you know, other than the people who are supposed to be. And you're supposed to be like, like you got to have like a jerk buddy. So you got to be like, hey, jerk buddy, Tom, I know that I like to fucking watch pornography and jerk off. So what I would like to do, Tom, is send you my weekly fucking, my weekly download of the shit.

Well, the shit I look at. And if there is a jerk off thing in there, I need you to come find me and tell me and yell at me for jerking it. Okay. So, and I'll do the same thing for you. So you said me, your thing. And it's like, so first off, it's so fucking weird. But the weirdest part of this story is that he's sharing it with his son. His son, 17 year old son. You have a covenant with your wife about what you're going to do. Have a covenant with your wife about what you're going to do.

And that may include, that very well may include no porn. Right. That is, and that's between you and your wife. And your wife. You and your partner get to make those decisions. How fucking grotesque is it that you're including your son in this covenant that is with your wife only? That is really, really fucked up. Now, not even considering the national security concerns about people who know where this dude's been on his computer.

I know. But like, what the fuck are you giving it to your kid for, man? And like, how insane that like you're, they call it accountability buddy. You're accountability buddy. Like I had accountability buddies when I worked out, right? It'd be like, oh yeah. Yeah.

I'm not going to work out today. No, I'll get your ass to work out. No, no, no. 7 a.m. 7 a.m. All right. All right. Right.

That's what it got. Like your 17 year old kid. First of all, your 17 year old kid's report comes back clean because he's got a device with a different fucking login. That's why. Like get out. Your 17-year-old kid has figured out how to give you what you want, right? Like, it's like he's already, he's using someone else's piss in the piss test.

You know what I mean? Like, he's a kid with a fucking technology. You're fucking Mike Johnson. Do you really think that Mike Johnson is monitoring the Johnson activity? I absolutely not. This is a fake. It's so weird. It's so creepy.

I don't want to know about the sex lives of my kids. What I want to know is that my kids are safe and that they are well-respected and that they are healthy. That's what I want to know about their sex lives. That's all I want to know about their sex lives. And that is as deep as it goes, right? That's it.

Is it healthy? Yes. That's the end of this conversation. Is it healthy? Is it safe? Yeah. Do you feel loved and respected? Yes.

In your life. In those three things. Yeah. Great. Then great. Nailed it. The end. Absolutely wonderful.

Great. The end. I don't want to know. And I certainly am not sharing details about my fucking sexual proclivities with my kids because that's fucking insane. So that's an insane thing to do. So weird that he's a jerk buddy with his own son. What the fuck is that?

What in the sweet fuck, man? God damn. This is the weirdest promise ring. It is. You know what I mean? It is. This is like one of those like.

It's like a cock ring. Yeah, it is. This is like, this is the cock, this is the cock ring version of like those fucking father-daughter dances, those purity balls.

Yeah, the daddy-daughter dances. Like, you're going to keep your legs closed till marriage dances. Yeah. This is like some weird male-on-male. I would be fucking mortified

if my dad was like, well, son, I need to know if you're jerking off. You're like, dad, I will kill you Right now Like I just

The Republican Party is so Sex obsessed They are so sex obsessed I don't care how fucking Perverted you are out there I don't care how fucking weird You can are out there. I don't care how fucking weird, like you can't be more sex obsessed than the Republican Party. They are the most sex obsessed weirdos.

You could be right now hanging from a series of fish hooks, getting fucked in every hole and carving new ones. And you would be less sex obsessed than the average Republican. When I lived downtown, I remember walking out with my wife for coffee in the morning. And we were walking by a couple and one of them was in a latex outfit with a dog face on. No, no, no.

And the other person had him on a leash and made him walk in the grass and like walk around and like smell trees and stuff as a humiliation thing while they're walking around. And that person was less sex obsessed. Like a hundred percent less, a hundred percent less. And actually to be honest, I'd rather know that's happening downtown than know that he's sharing jerk secrets with his son. Yeah, dude, like, how... Either they deliver a report week after week to each other

that is perfect, or they have to look at each other and be like, I had a little bit of a slip-up, son. Sorry, I... You know, the devil really tempted me with titties. I fucked my cum sock this week.

Dad. What the fuck is wrong with you? But I washed it out with holy water But I washed it out with holy water. I washed it out with holy water in my tears, Dad. God. How fucking insane. All these people are fucking lunatics. This guy's in charge of the house.

This guy's in charge of the house, and he's like sharing jerk secrets with his kids. And probably Russia. Live, laugh, tug. That's the best that's the best you've ever done. Eat, pray, love yourself.

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Use code GLORY, G-L-O-R-Y, GLORY at checkout. You're going to mistrial my foot up your ass? You don't shut up. This story comes from Newsweek. Donald Trump's attorney pushes for a mistrial. We'll not get a mistrial. I don't know, but you could tell from the beginning that all they want to do is try to get away with it. That's all they ever do.

That's all Trump ever does is try to get away with it, try to get some technicality. You know how for years he didn't pay people and just make them come put liens on his property or sue him or whatever. This is the kind of guy he is. All he's looking for is some way to cheat the system every single time. And this is the way he's going to try it this time. I think he knows that this has 0% chance of working, but this is actually a play to his base. That's exactly it.

Everything is a communication out to the base. That's all any of this is. It's a big message. And he's been doing that since the beginning. And the, the reason why they're mad is because the judge, he got on the, on the stand and he started saying things that he knew would go to his base and he knew would, would influence his base. Yeah. Just speechifying. But the judge is like, that has nothing to do with what we're talking about. You need to answer the questions. And, you know, they got into a fight with the lawyer and whatnot,

but the lawyer's going to try to sell it as a mistrial too. But the thing is, the lawyer has to sell it as a mistrial to the judge that they are saying it. Like, that's not how any of this works.

Like, all of this. Well, they didn't even know they didn't get a jury trial, though, before. I know. I didn't check the right box. Yeah. is happening right now bitch and good old fascist america so this story is from the daily beast team trump mulling deploying military to the streets on day one if elected yeah that's exactly what it sounds like. They're talking about sending federal troops into the streets of major cities day one if elected

to quell basically protests. Protests, because they know there will be one. And they also talked to several people who were on his staff that have since split with Trump. And they all were questioned and said, he might come after you. And they said, we know the risks of what happens after you leave him. And I'm thinking, you enabled him.

Yeah. Like you were the one who enabled him. And now you're like, oh, well, we knew the risks. You're like, fuck your face, man. Yep. Kelly and fucking, was that guy, and I can't remember his name. The guy was his AG at the end. Barr.

Oh, Barr. Bill Barr. Same thing. Kelly and Barr, both like, oh, we know what was coming. And you're like, no, you made what was coming.

Yeah. This whole problem, like all these guys have fucking blood on their hands and they like, because they walked away at the fucking penultimate moment, they're trying to pretend

that they're fucking angels of virtue. Right. You're the fucking worst. He's the fucking worst.imate moment they're trying to pretend that they're fucking angels of virtue right you're the fucking worst he's the fucking worst why the fuck you lying why you always lying oh my god stop fucking lying so this is interesting time i want to call this up on the big screen mainly because i want to play i want to play a couple of things before we talk about it. So let me play this. This was at the Florida, they had this big hullabaloo rally, right? So they had this big rally and they had these two people speak and I want to play them both.

So first let's play Chris Christie. All right. Yeah. Well, now it feels like home. Thank you all very much. Chris Christie is just at a microphone. People are screaming. Just booing.

He's not done anything yet. Chairman and everyone here. Yep. Look. That. What a shock here for trump i'm gonna fall over dead now look now look every one of those boos every one of those cat calls every one of those yells will not keep it yes sure will not solve one problem we face in this country will not solve and will

and will not and will not make this country better your anger your anger your anger against the truth is reprehensible. Did you think you'd hear something like that from the Republican party? I,

you know, there have been a handful of people who have been calling shit. I knew that Chris Christie. Yeah, I knew he would, but what was, was going to go on the attack. So I'm surprised he even showed up at a place like this

where clearly Trump is speaking later today. Yeah. And he's out there talking to people and they hate him. I get a feeling, and I don't remember what happened because Chris Christie used to be a campaign manager for Trump. He was part of it. Yeah. And then he also was his debate prep.

That's what he was. He was debate prep, not the campaign manager. You're right. You're right. I'm wrong. So they were working together for a while. Then there's been some kind of falling out. And since that falling out, I think maybe it was when Chris Christie got sick.

Yeah. When Chris Christie got sick and almost died, I think he had a come to Jesus moment there. Maybe. And like, there seems to be personal beef. This, his whole run, I seems to be personal beef. This, his whole run, I think is a personal beef. I think he wants to get out, get in front of microphones

and say shit. Yeah. Because there's no way he's winning and he knows that. He's not going to win. And they hate him. You can hear,

like, listen to this audience. And he's loving this. When you think about the problems, when you think about the problems, when you think about the problems that our country and this world is facing,

when you think about that, this type of pettiness, this type of pettiness is beneath, beneath the process of a living present. God, he repeats everything he says. He's off script though.

So what he's doing is he's trying to think of what he's going to say. So he just, that's his filler word. Instead of saying, um, he repeats because he's clearly off script here. He's got a script, probably a teleprompter in front of him. Yeah. He's got a script, probably a teleprompter in front of him.

Yeah. And as people watch today, if your arguments are so strong, if your arguments are so great and mine are so bad, then just keep quiet. Let me make my awful arguments and then you can just reject them out of hand. But the problem is, the problem is, the problem is you fear the truth. So that's Chris Christie. Chris Christie. But I want to play this other guy who's, I think, even more damaged. Someone has been in the courtroom for over 25 years as a federal prosecutor

and also in defending some of the most serious federal criminal cases. I can say that there is a significant likelihood that Donald Trump will be found guilty by a jury on a felony offense next year. That may or may not happen before you vote in March. And it might not make any difference to you, but it will make a difference for our chances to attract independent voters in November. It will make a difference for those down ticket races for Congress and Senate, for those down ticket races for Congress and Senate. And it will weaken the GOP for decades to come.

As a party, we must support the rule of law. We cannot win as a country without integrity of the White House. Okay, listen to what they're booing. Yeah, I know. They're booing the fact that he's saying Trump will go to jail. He's not putting, he's doing nothing. He's not even saying he should go to jail.

He's saying he will. It's likely. He's saying it's likely he will. Yeah. He's saying it's likely he's guilty of a felony. They're booing that. Why are you booing? What's, what are you booing?

Like, what are you? And then for him to say, like, it's going to affect down ticket races. It's going to, it's, we need to be the party of law and order. And then they him to say, like, it's going to affect down ticket races. It's going to it's we need to be the party of law and order. And then they boo him. And then they boo integrity. They're booing integrity. They're booing law. Look at what they're like.

Listen to what they're booing. But that's the thing is like Chris Christie isn't wrong. No, they're booing reality. Sure. They're just like that. And like, I think that they think because they go to these fucking rallies, right? And they go to these rallies and surrounded by all these like-minded dimwits. And they think that they are Legion.

And it's like, yeah, I look, you can gather together a lot of people that like the fucking Bears in a room. But like, if you get 30,000 Bears fans in a room, it doesn't mean that most of the country is a Bears fan. Just because you packed 30,000 of them into a room. It also means that if you put 30,000 of them in a room, no matter how hard they try, the Bears will win a game. Right? And the same thing's true here. No matter how much you boo, it doesn't change the reality of Trump maybe getting a felony because of this stuff. And he's not saying, I think it's really important too,

like, he didn't say, hey, he should be going to jail. He said, look, I've been doing law stuff for a long time

and I think it's likely that he will lose this case. You can think somebody's likely to lose a case that you don't want them to lose. Yeah. There's no moral judgment and they're still like,

brr, brr. They're still very upset because they're dumb yeah they're fucking dumb bro and while some will ignore the destructive behavior of the former president i assure you we ignore it at our own first value judgment though the next generation will not look favorably back on this time wow true wow now that's not something i expected now the the gentleman who said that is a former state governor asa hutchinson and chris christie so that's who that is that's that's who that that fella is yeah so yeah i mean but trump Yeah. So, I mean, but Trump takes the stage and Trump says, here's Tom. Yeah. I think you just

got to read what he had to say here because here's, here's what he had to say. Trump takes the stage after them. He did. And then he had this to say, we won the last time 50 States. Think of it 50 States. We won every state. We then did great in the election. We then did great in the election. We got 12 million more votes or so. 12 million more votes than we got the first time. The whole thing is a lie. The whole election is a lie. Okay, so which is it?

Yeah. Because you believe the 12 million number. Yeah. Right? I got 12 million more than I did the previous time. That number you're okay with. The whole thing's a lie. But the rest of it is a lie.

Yeah. I guess. The parts I like are true. That's exactly right. Like, he thinks he's going to stand in front

of a crowd of people and they're going to be like, yeah, you won California. You won New York. You won New York. You won Illinois. You won Illinois.

Yeah. Get the fuck, those races were called, they were like, and the polls close, you win. I know, like every,

almost every single. It's within seconds. New England state. Immediately as soon as it was called. It's like immediately for him. Yeah. Same thing here. As soon as it was,

as soon as the polls closed, Illinois. Yep. As soon as it happened. The moment. And same thing in California. Polls close at like nine o'clock our time. And like they start reporting,

well, obviously California went blue 1% in we're gonna call it for fucking Biden yeah yeah that's it

done like they're just like we don't even think about these states as being like within the possibility of contest yeah

right we look at swing states 50 states get out no absolutely not so fucking insane I felt nauseous I don't like Taylor Swift.

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Hank Kunneman. Kunneman? Kunneman. Kunneman? Kunneman? Removes sermon accusing Taylor Swift of practicing witchcraft. The best part about this is that he pretends not to know who's Taylor Swift is. That's my favorite part.

Look, bro. Yeah. Maybe you're not a Swifty. Maybe not. You're the one missing out. You know who she fucking is. You're the one missing out. All right.

I get it. I get it. It's fine. You're the antihero here. You're the one missing out, but everyone knows who fucking Taylor Swift is. It's like way more

than Michael Jackson in his day, too. It's more than that. It's more. It's more than that. We all know who fucking Taylor Swift is, dumbass. Who? That young lady? What the?

Yeah. I should know anything. We remember Michael Jackson, how like the fever behind Michael Jackson. Right. But like that is nothing compared to what Taylor Swift wields. Taylor Swift sells out concerts so hard

that when she rolls her concerts into movie theaters, it breaks the movie theater website because people want to buy tickets to a movie theater of a concert. Sold out so hard, yeah. Like, that's incredible. Yeah. It's like all the Beatles all at once.

So let's figure out how hard he doesn't know. Okay. Have you ever noticed how everything on TV is supported by Pfizer? Okay, that's a contrary win. What's up with that? What's up with this whole thing now at the Kansas City Chiefs that everybody's celebrating some lady, some girl. Some lady.

Some girl. She's like a billionaire now. Yeah. She just got, she just achieved billionairehood. And listen to him say lady and girl. Yeah. Listen to the scorn and derision

in his voice. Let's listen to it again. It achieves that everybody's celebrating some lady, some girl. That if you look at her concerts, man, it's, she does satanic rituals. Oh, yeah. Hear the crowd?

Oh, yeah. That's this whole common response. Everybody just all automatically agrees with them. It's the best. But I love that they're just like, yeah, when I was watching the Taylor Swift concert, I saw, oh, what was that? What were you doing?

What was that? When you were doing what now? Who is this lady? I thought she was just some lady. Now she's a musician? Shake it off. ...rituals and witchcraft. Why would you want to put that stuff in your home?

You talk about blinding yourself again. No, I don't. They're so mad. She just happens to be dating Mr. Pfizer, the football player. I mean, you don't think that there's a connection somewhere? No. Tom.

What does that even mean? There are no... What? There are no coincidences between who dates who and who represents who for sailing stuff. I don't know.

Like, a pop star is dating a football player and the football player got paid to be on a Pfizer commercial. There are no coincidences, Tom. I don't know why I don't remember

that Cecil. Probably. Who cares? These people though, look at how they weaponized medicine. Yeah. I mean, they've weaponized against medicine and it's like, it's, it, this is a group of people who, how are they going to live? Yeah. I mean, they're doing all they can to push away things like medicine and vaccines for what? When did this happen? Like when did they become anti-vax or anti-medicine or whatever? So they all be old. Shouldn't they all be like pro-medicine? They should all be worried about this, right? Like, I don't know, man. Like, there's a part of me that's like, can we just get like a, like a stronger virus that they don't get the, you know, like, I don't really want that. I don't, I'm just fucking around. But like,

these people are so fucking scary. And as a result of their, like the influence and the peddling and the fear mongering and the rumors around it. Intake of all vaccines is going down. Like vaccine intake for not just COVID, but all vaccines. Is that going to change ever? Even in pets. Do you think that's going to change? I think it will take people getting sick in mass.

I think it'll take fear. I think it'll take a lot of fear. So like measles outbreaks by a lot. Like polio outbreaks like it was in the fifties, like measles outbreaks, like it was before vaccination, you know? And the thing is too, like, and I don't know, cause I'm not a fucking virologist and I don't play one on TV, but I do know that when you have viruses that are well-controlled, they have less opportunities to change and mutate. That's just how the math works. I do wonder at how bad of an idea it is, and it can't be a good idea, at allowing more host opportunities and replication opportunities for things that don't mutate very much. There's no

reason to believe that measles can't mutate, or that polio can't mutate, or that these other things can't mutate. They don't when we keep their numbers really small. But like, we've seen the mutation rate of COVID, it's enormous. There's nothing that says that the MMR vaccine will work if it does, you know, if it reaches

a bunch of people and spins out of control. And I don't think that that's a crazy concern to have. So like there's the primary concern, but also like, you know, if like instead of 3,000 people getting this disease in a year, if 30, if 3 million people get it,

there's so many more opportunities for these things to change. And these things are horrible. Like measles is horrible. They're terrible diseases. Polio is terrible. Polio is a fucking- Mumps is a fucking nightmare. It's awful. All of themio is a fucking mumps is a fucking nightmare

awful all of them are awful they're all terrible it's a fucking nightmare they're all terrible and people forget that's the problem too is that we forget

we forget how good how good you have it not getting it yeah and we forget how good these vaccines are how effective these vaccines are

so we'll do some shit where we'll be like what that's not a big deal. It's very much like with COVID where it's like, oh, it's not that big. It's not that big a deal.

And then suddenly like grandma's dead. Yeah, man. And like, I just like just this last week, I got my flu shot. I get my flu shot every year. I've got fucking asthma. Like I'm not going to get the fucking flu

if I can avoid it. And I realized that like, it's not a hundred percent. Please don't send me your email. But like, I also like we asked And I realized that like, it's not 100%. Please don't send me your email. But like, I also like, we asked, I remember who we were talking to. Haley and I were talking to somebody and they're like, I never get that. I don't

get the flu. And it's like, You don't get it until you get it. You don't get it? Yeah. Like, yeah, like I don't get I also don't get the flu. I used to not get the flu shot when I was younger. Right. When I was a young man, I didn't get the flu shot. A lot of people don't shot when I was younger. Right. When I was a young man, I didn't get the flu shot. A lot of people don't.

Yeah. I just didn't. But there's a point in my life where I was like, wow, being sick really sucks. Yeah. Like bad, bad sick really sucks. And so you're just like,

I don't want to have that. And there's a chance I've never had the flu in my life. Yeah, I don't, I have never had influenza in my life. There's a possibility I've never had it in my life. And so like, if that's the case and a good one, and if that's the case, it's like, I've been sick with less than influenza and was like, no, I'll get that from now on.

Right. Yeah, man. I know that I've never had influenza before. I know that for sure. Like, or at least I've never been symptomatic that I guess that's a more accurate, probably way to say that. I've never had a diagnosis of it. But like there's this insane thing people say where they're just like, well, I'm not going to get that vaccine because I've never had that illness before. I've heard that so many times. It's actually the opposite.

Right? And I just stare at them every time I hear that and I'm like... Well, the other thing that they'll say... What? The other thing they'll say too is like, well, every time I get the flu shot, I always get the flu or whatever. And it's like, no, you other thing that they'll say, what? The other thing they'll say too is like, well, I, every time I get the flu shot, I always get the flu or whatever. Yeah. And it's like, no, you don't.

No, you don't. No, you don't. No, you don't. No. You may get a couple of symptoms or whatever, but. Yeah. Like the, the problem is that like people don't know what influenza is and they confuse it.

And I think probably too, like colloquially, we call a lot of things the flu. I've got stomach flu. I've got stomach flu. Oh, I got a real bad flu. And it's like, none of that's the flu. Influenza is the only thing that things the flu. I've got stomach flu. I've got stomach flu. Oh, I've got a real bad flu. And it's like, none of that's the flu. Influenza is the only thing that's the flu, right? So people in the middle

of cold season, that's the time when you get your flu shot. And you get a bad cold, but it's not the same thing. Right, that's what I mean. But like, we go and we are exposed

to colds and cold season. It's the same season as flu season. Well, that's when you get your flu shot. Yeah. So like, sometimes those things line up. Yeah. And people are like, I got got a shot. And then three days later, I got, I got

sick. You're like, that's not a virus. Like it's different. It's different. Did you get tested? Cause if it wasn't influenza, you just got. That was like a Corona virus. Right. You could catch two things at once. Dumbass. We're from the church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints. Oh, the Mormons. That's right. I'm Elder Young and this is Elder White. Well, you two boys can just fuck right off. Ma'am. You heard me. Take that Book of Mormon and shove it so far up your righteous asses that you choke. You soul-soliciting pig fuckers. This story is from Yahoo Finance. Mormon Church sued again over how it uses tithing contributions from members. So I remember we covered this story like fucking when it broke, maybe a year or two ago.

Right. The Mormon Church has a secret $100 billion. Yeah. And like churches as 501c3s are not supposed to just hang on to money. That's the whole thing with churches. They're supposed to take in money and they're supposed to like shit it back into the community. That's what

they're supposed to do. And the Mormon church is like, but hear me out. What if I invest in a shopping mall? How about no? And they just do that somehow. And they're in a little bit of trouble. I guess they got fined by the SEC or someone else.

But they got fined like they have $100 billion in secret investments. And they got like a million dollar fine. We're going to fine you. If you're the Mormon church, you got to be like crying with laughter. Be like, who are you going to fine me? Yeah, I know. Yeah. All we have to do is wait for our investments 30 seconds

and we made that a million dollars back. In the time it took you to find me, I made more than that. Fine. What's crazy is that this is not, I don't feel like this is something that people understand when they give to churches is that you think you're giving money

and you think it's going to help people, right? Because that's what they say, right? That's how they play this off to the audience, that they're passing this plate around, that this money is going to go. But look at what it goes for. Like, look at these jobs. I mean, like, fucking look at this thing.

Look at these buildings. Look at that fucking thing. What is that building? How does that help the community? It looks like fucking the Enchanted Castle. It does look like the Disney Enchanted Castle. It's like Disney World or whatever. It looks like Hogwarts or something.

Like, it's insane. That is like a gilded palace that you live in. Yeah. And where does that money go? Like, that money goes to pay for all those people to, like, work there and drive nice cars, et cetera, et cetera. And then it also just doesn't go to where you think it's going. It just doesn't go to where you think it's going. It just doesn't go to like help people out. It goes into investments

so they can make more money off of it. Yeah, 100%. It's like, you know, the Catholic church figured this out, I don't know, like 900 years ago or something where they were like, yeah, we can ask the poor for money and they'll give it to us

because they're afraid because we've made them afraid. So they'll give us a bunch of money. Yeah, man. And then we can cover ourselves. We can gold plate the priests that fuck our kids. These churches have figured this shit out forever and a half ago. The Mormon church is just the newest church pulling the same scam,

but they have arguably one of the largest nest eggs of any church. It's outrageous the amount of money they have. $100 billion, man. Outrageous the amount of money they have. $100 billion, man. Outrageous the amount of money they have. That's crazy. You could buy Twitter twice. Well, actually you could buy it like six times now. You could buy it, yeah.

You could buy it a lot now. You could buy it a lot now. If you had $100 billion, let's say you were the head of the Mormon church. You had $100 billion tomorrow. Like part of me would be like, I'm going to buy Twitter just to shut it down. You could buy someone.

They should just buy the moon. Cause aren't they trying to buy planets in the afterlife anyway? They are trying to buy planets. Can't you just buy like the rights to a planet somewhere? They should buy a planet. They should 100% buy the rights to a planet. Who would you pay though?

I don't know. Who owns it now? Let's see if we could sell it to them. Tom, let's get a deed. Want to sell a planet to the Mormons? Let's get if we could sell it to him. Tom, let's get a deed. Want to sell a planet to the Mormons? Let's get a deed for like your anus. I'm giving that away for free. What up?

Here I am giving it away for free. I'm making a billion dollars off my anus. Officer 1088, proceed with recovery of felon 5241 SEN. This is great. This is from the Law and Crime website. Georgia RICO judge reverses himself, rules Sidney Powell and Jenna Ellis' first-time offender status and privacy concerns

are not enough to seal their criminal dockets. What are you... We are going to get to see it. So you get a chance to see... I imagine you'll get a chance to see all the stuff that they admitted to and all that stuff, right? Yeah, I think it's like everything. Oh.

I think it's the juice, bro. I think we get to see the juice. Oh, I love this so much. Like when I read this article, what they said was that like the judge basically has to balance the legitimate privacy concern of somebody who is going through this first-time offender program, right? So if you go through the first-time offender program, you don't commit any more felonies for, I think, six years or whatever the time period is, then essentially your record is expunged and you are no longer a felon. Like, it's just fully gone. You are no longer a felon.

So there's obviously a privacy overlap there so that if you can't walk around in year seven and say, I'm not a felon if there's a record of your felonious activity. So there's a legitimate privacy concern there for the person who's convicted. Makes sense. But the other side of it is there's a public interest. And in a case this large, the public interest in having access to this information far outweighs the privacy interest of the felon. And so they're going to release this information because this is an issue of such national importance that the public interest outweighs the privacy interest of Jenna Ellis and Sidney Powell. So they can eat shit.

And so they can't fight against this, even though they feel like, I'm going to have my record expunged later, it'll still be out there no matter what. People will still be able to do the Googling and find all this public record shit about how terrible of a person you've been. Yeah, what they said is like,

basically like, we'll take it down at the end of the six years. We'll make it like, we'll seal it back up, but it's the internet. Yeah. So like, that's nothing, right? Like that's like,

it's not like Paris Hilton can be like Yeah. So like, that's nothing, right? Like, that's like, it's not like Paris Hilton can be like, I'd like those sex tapes back. Right? Like, please give me all my sex tapes. Right. Put them all in a large pile.

Like, once they're out there, she's actually the worst example because hers was stolen. But like, you know what I mean? Like, once it's out there,

it's out there. Once it's out there, it's out there. Right. The people who are involved in this too, the Sidney Powell especially, I wonder if he's doing this as a way to be like, because she came

out afterwards and basically said that she was forced to do this and she was talking about how Trump really did win, etc, etc, even though she pled guilty. Yeah. And I wonder if he's basically being like, no, fuck your face. Yeah. I hope so. Because like, you can't have it both ways.

Yeah. They're definitely trying to. They're trying't have it both ways. They're definitely trying to. They're trying to have it both ways. Definitely trying to. Also, you can't say it's an absurdist argument to be like, I was really pressured into this plea deal. Yeah. Of course you were. That's how this works. That's how plea deals

work. We assume that you were not happily pleading. That you were pleading because you were fucked. I was under duress. Yeah, you were under duress. You were under duress of doing all the time. Right. And now you're not.

Like, I can't. And sometimes it's like you look around like, out loud you said? You said that out loud. Tom, I wanted to show you this. A listener made a flip or no flip. Oh, look at the flip. It's a flip card. They made a flip or no flip oh look at the flip so they made they made a flip or no flip which we'll put on this week's show notes and so you can decide to this is great

shack and and you could say well smack my flipper so you can say okay we're gonna do uh we're gonna flip these people this person we'll flip jenna ellis uh i didn't flip her there we go going to flip these people, this person, we'll flip Jenna Ellis. I didn't flip her. There we go. We'll flip Jenna Ellis. We'll flip Sidney Powell. And then we'll check and we'll see where we're at.

Oh, look at that. And we can see who flipped already. So someone refused. He actually has in here people that we said we're going to flip have refused. So that Misty Hampton already refused.

She already refused to flip. And so you can check the details. He's even got details in here of who they are. This is great. But then also the source on where they... This is a legit website.

He made Flip or No Flip. This is from Matthew who created this entire thing. Matthew, this is bomb. Yeah. So here we go. Flip or No Flip. We're going to put it

on this week's show notes. We think it's amazing that someone went through all the trouble. I love this. Pastor from Illinois, Stephen Lee. Look at that. Didn't realize they were involved. So there you go.

So flip or no flip. You can see the, you can go, although he doesn't have cheese, Chesbro definitely flipped. They definitely flipped. So reset that. But Chesbro, when you check, Chesbro should be flipped because Chesbro flipped. Yeah, Chesbro should be. Chesbro definitely flipped. They definitely flipped. So we reset that. But Chesbro, when you check,

Chesbro should be flipped because Chesbro flipped. Yeah, Chesbro should be. Chesbro should be flipped. But some of these people refused. So take a look. Huh. It's really cool.

It's a really fun little website. And as time goes on, he said he's going to continue to update it. I love it. Matthew, this is great. Flip or no flip. I love it. One of our listeners thought it was hilarious

and made a little website. And he's got the best pictures too. The pictures are so good. Folks who aren't listening, he's got a great Giuliani picture. Genuinely a great Giuliani picture. And Chasbro looks like such a douchebag in that picture. Yeah, he does.

He looks like himself. God, he looks like such a douchebag. So check it out. If you get a chance, we'll put it on this week's show notes. It's actually flippernoflip.com. I want to just mention that. I love it's actually flippernoflip.com I want to just mention that I love it so flippernoflip.com

Jesus this is from Joe My God blog Ted Cruz agrees God had Texas team win the World Series because they alone refused to hold Pride Night evidently the Rangers

who just won the the World Series, were the only or one of the only people, because there was a Babylon Bee that said, the Lord has granted a World Series championship to the Texas Rangers. And now Babylon Bee, if you're unfamiliar, they are a satire site.

They're like an unfunny right-wing onion. They're like an unfunny onion. And they say, the one and only Major League Baseball team not to host a Pride Night after over 50 years of championship futility, the Texas Rangers finally captured the World Series title in the same year. And the same year that they didn't host a Pride Night.

And then... So, wait a minute. I just have a quick follow-up question. Sure. Did they host a Pride Night last year? No. Oh. I don't a quick follow-up question. Did they host a Pride Night last year? No. Oh. I don't think they ever did.

It's not just that they didn't win because they didn't host a Pride. They always don't host. Did they just start posting Pride Nights? Because I remember only hearing about it this year. Oh, okay. All right. Because I was going to say, that's nothing. Even in your stupid satire paper, it's still nothing.

That's nothing. Like if you didn't do it this year, but you also didn't do it forever. But then Ted Cruz, of course, has to jump out and say, it's very true though that they, it's not satire because they actually did not host a Pride Night. I don't know how true that is, but it's Ted Cruz who's claiming that they didn't host a pride night. Man,

when you're like, how petty do you gotta be to be God? Like, how boringly petty do you have to be to be God? Beyond.

You really do have to be so petty, man. If you, it's so fucking nuts, man. If you are the Christian God, you are the fucking biggest petulant child

possible. Like, your whole religion, your whole like, worship me, bow down to me, ask me for forgiveness, lick my fucking toes, all that fucking nonsense. Like you are an insufferable, you are the worst. If you met God embodied in a person, you'd be like, holy shit, that guy sucks. That guy sucks.

You wouldn't let that around your daughter. I have met them. They're all the Christian followers. They are. They suck. They suck. There's a lot of Christian followers that are just as selfish, right?

Just as selfish. They think the world is just about them. And I think that's a symptom of them worshiping a God that is very selfish and the universe is about them. Yeah. Just feels so boring. It does. It feels boring and petty and small.

Worshiping the worst things. Really small. The worst things in life too, like the pettiness of that. Instead of like the sort of arms around everybody thing that you're supposed to think God is like, right? It's the exact opposite. It's the ha ha, you didn't win because I don't like you. Like what a weird, what kind of weird shit goes on in your church if that's the ha ha, you didn't win because I don't like you. What a weird,

what kind of weird shit goes on in your church if that's the thing that happens? Also, like if this is your intervention, if this is the way that God intervenes in the world, is to give a sports team a win. Yeah. Literally doesn't matter. Here's the thing about the sports team winning. They win the next day nothing happened nothing they got more money the next day yeah their jerseys are worth more everything resets immediately the next day right pretty much you know yeah like next year it's they still have the same amount of wins as everybody else right start of the year so like it's not like you won and you're the ruler of baseball now and you're baseball's king yeah and everybody has to be like

oh baseball's king and we should have had a not had pride night because we are no, none of that is anything. The day after the big game, it's next year for everybody else. Like you're just in training camp and you're working out and you're getting ready for next year. It doesn't change any outcomes for next year. Right. It's like, if I pay my taxes last year, I don't get to be like, well, done and dusted, paid all my taxes. Super done. So like, God gave you guys a baseball team happiness? That's what you did?

All your interventions? You didn't like cure cancer or kill fucking parasitic wasps or whatever? And this is your intervention? He does that while there's currently a conflict in Gaza

where there's innocent people dying by the droves every day. And he's just like, no, man, I got important shit to do. I'm worrying about the Rangers. Right. Yeah, exactly. All these Ukrainians are like, we've been over here for a minute.

Like, what the fuck? Like, there's always, there's so many other things to do in your life. It's like, who had Pride Night? Who didn't have Pride Night? There's all those kids

with childhood cancer. Right. Like, I really asked nicely, though. Oh, what's that? Oh, it's a parasite that lives in your eyes and makes you blind. Sorry, I was listening to Ted tell me what to do. What's Ted Cruz think about gay people? I don't like them.

How do you have to be as like Ted Cruz, right? Like Ted Cruz is like, this isn't satire, it's reality. And you're like, no. No, it's actually satire. It's a whole newspaper full of satire. God, it's satire. It's all made up, you stupid ass. I want to remind people that there still is time

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