Cognitive Dissonance - Episode 754: AI Laws, Biden's Memory and Billionaire Rage
Episode Date: March 18, 2024...
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So it's been a busy week.
We last recorded the same day that Biden was giving.
That's right.
His State of the Union.
So we weren't able to watch it or get the reaction
or know what was going on on the day that we recorded.
But that State of the Union
was a fucking blowout blockbuster event, I think.
Yeah, from what they're saying, it was so energetic that the Republicans complained afterwards that Biden was too energetic.
Yeah, and Trump was like, this is mean.
He was like truthing out like, this is mean.
He's being a mean, meanie pants that's a mean, meaner set.
I thought, and it might have been during the State of the Union, that true social went down.
Oh, did it?
From what I heard. So there was a time-
God, the conspiracies around that?
Now, it could have been during the Oscars too. I don't remember. It was during one of these big
times that the State of the, I thought it was the State of the Union. It's one of these times,
true social went down and it was a big deal because Trump likes to be heard
during these moments.
Yeah.
Well, that's because he wants
to pull spotlight, right?
Like he wants to pull attention.
He can't stand not to be,
you know,
constantly the center of attention.
But he did post something
that like he'd never seen something
so like mean and like angry as this.
And it's like,
dude, have you been to one
of your own rallies? Everything he does at his rallies is centered around media. But it's like, dude, have you been to one of your own rallies?
Everything he does at his rallies
is centered around me.
But it's like, he's like,
I can't believe you'd wear a stupid red hat.
It's like, have you seen the top
of your dumb fucking head comb over bill?
Have you seen your logo?
I want to read a great quote from Biden.
Biden says,
the issue facing our nation
isn't how old you are.
It's how old are our ideas. Hate, anger,
revenge, and retribution are the oldest of ideas, but you can't lead America with ancient ideas.
Fucking A, man. I love that. I think it's great. And it's a really great way to spin that age
thing on his head, right? Because he knows everybody's going to be asking about it. Yeah.
And we'll be talking about the testimony this week about what happened with that age thing.
Right, with his age report.
His age, the age memory report that happened
when he was talking about the document stuff.
But there is this,
he has this great demeanor
that came off during that State of the Union
that makes it seem like he was energetic
and that while his body is old
and he's even making jokes about it, his ideas still have some youth to them. And so that's a
good thing. I think it was really good. I want to also read one piece of this article that is the
saddest shit in the world. So I want to read it. Okay. Ultimately, Americans select their candidates
not on the skills required to do the job, but rather on how they perform
when the cameras are turned around
and the set pieces are put in motion.
For instance, presidents don't spend their days
debating rivals in 60-second soundbites
any more than they give hour-long speeches
to joint sessions of Congress on the regular.
But voters have decided
it's their most efficient yardstick
for fitness to do the job.
And what that tells me is that we as an electorate
are under-informed with how the job works.
And that cannot be more evident
by the people that we choose to do the job so often.
When you think about George Bush,
when you think about, when I think about Donald Trump,
those are people who
did not know how to do that job well. And they were people that were elected very specifically
George Bush, because I kind of had a beer with them. Oh, that was the, that was the line like,
oh, well, oh, that's the guy I sure could see sitting down having a beer with. And the same
thing with Trump. I want him because he's, he says what he thinks,
which is straight shooter. He's straight shooter. Yeah. Right. Yeah. And that's not the same thing
as like, Hey, do they have the same kind of policies and ideals? Do they have ideas at all
on how to fix problems? And it's not that Trump doesn't float ideas on how to fix problems. He
floats old ideas. He floats tired ideas, hackneyed ideas, ideas that we know
from experience and history don't fucking work. The State of the Union Address was full of
substantive policy and other goal decisions, right? So he's talking about taking on billionaires and
creating a billionaire tax. He's talking about taking on billionaires and creating a billionaire tax.
He's talking about taking on certain kinds of fraudulent consumer fee structures.
He's talking about very specific, actionable items that can be done in that State of the Union address.
It's not just patting himself on the back and excoriating his enemies.
And that's kind of all Trump ever did.
patting himself on the back and excoriating his enemies.
And that's kind of all Trump ever did.
Yeah.
You know, Trump wanted to give giant tax cuts and had no ideas beyond that.
What was his idea?
What were his ideas?
Keep out the migrants.
Yeah.
And give everybody a bunch of tax cuts.
And literally, I can't think of any other idea.
Oh, replace Obamacare with a mystery,
just a straight up mystery box.
He didn't tell you what was in it. He said, it's going to be the best you've ever up mystery box. He didn't tell you what was in it.
He said, it's going to be the best you've ever seen.
Yeah.
But he never told you what was in it.
And because it never existed in the first place.
I want door number two.
Yeah, right.
I don't want whatever is in your box.
It's probably a goat head.
Yeah, it's exactly right.
Yeah.
When somebody's like, what's in the box?
Don't find out what's in the box.
Whatever you do.
It's not a good box.
Whatever you do.
Don't trust Kevin Spacey on what's in the box. You know what? what's in the box. Whatever you do. It's not a good box. Whatever you do. Don't trust Kevin Spacey
on what's in the box.
You know what?
You could have stopped at Spacey.
Don't trust Kevin Spacey.
I will say this.
I think we just learned that lesson.
I will say this.
If you want to talk about
a creepy performance though
that Katie Britt
who gave the statement
I want to play it.
Oh my God.
I read about it.
Is it creepy to watch?
So here's what I want to talk about
more than anything.
You know, there's going to be a lot of,
and if you want to, you can listen to Lawful Assembly,
I think in two weeks.
We already recorded it,
but we'll be talking about very specifically
her lies about immigrants here
because she's lying about the border wall,
very specifically lying about how the border wall
created this crisis where there was sex trafficking,
but none of it happened in the United States and it happened many years before. And it was
instantly found out by a journalist that she was lying. Like instantly within a 24 hour period,
there was a journalist who had dug into this and said, she's lying. The person who she's referring
to is this, and this, none of this happened in the United States. She basically just lies for the camera. But the piece that I'm going to play for you, isn't actually that part who she's referring to is this, and none of this happened in the United States. She basically just lies for the camera.
But the piece that I'm going to play for you
isn't actually that part
where she's talking about the sex trafficking.
Well, can I add one to the sex trafficking thing?
Because like, yes, absolutely, she was lying,
but like crazily,
and I think really grossly and immorally
and like damn near illegally,
like this is not the first time that Republicans have trotted out that exact same case of sex
trafficking for political reasons.
They've been pulling on that same thread now and that same person and using the horrors
of that person's experience now multiple times whenever it fits their narrative, even though
it doesn't fit their narrative.
Like you said, this is a person
who was sex trafficked in Mexico.
They were never sex trafficked in the United States.
And it wasn't by the cartels.
Yeah, right.
And it was prior to the Biden administration taking power.
It was when Bush was in office.
Yeah, this is a long time ago.
It was a long time ago.
And so that's a whole thing that is,
it's a lie that they're telling very specifically
to push a narrative about immigration.
But I want to play a clip for you here, Tom,
where she's just talking about America.
And I want you to focus when I play it,
what I want you to focus on
is I want you to focus on how she talks.
And I want you to remember the thing we watched.
You and I watched the Duggar thing.
And there's an affectation to evangelicals' voices
where they infantilize
and somewhat sort of breathy sexualize their voice.
Oh God.
And so I want you to pay attention to how she talks
and then we can talk about it afterwards.
So this is Katie Britt from her,
what is it?
Anti-State of the Union?
I don't know what they call it. Response, I think. So this is Katie Britt from her, what is it, anti-state of the union? I don't
know what they call it. Response, I think. So here we go. We, the people, are still in the driver's
seat. We get to decide whether our future will grow brighter or whether we'll settle for an
America in decline. Well, I know which choice our children deserve, and I know the choice the Republican
Party is fighting for. We are the party of hard-working parents and families, and we want
to give you and your children the opportunities to thrive. And we want families to grow.
It's why we strongly support continued nationwide access
to in vitro fertilization.
We want to help loving moms and dads bring precious life into this world.
Wesley and I believe there is no greater blessing
and life than our children.
And you'd be wrong.
God damn, that's creepy as shit.
Isn't that weird?
She does absolutely take on that affectation.
It feels to me, and I could be wrong.
Maybe there's a different affectation
that she's trying for, but it sounds to me
like that.
It also sounds like she's doing a,
every year,
12 puppies.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It sounds like a.
Fed into a gristmill.
Sarah McLaughlin should be like
leaning over her shoulder like,
in the arms of an angel.
For only a dollar a day,
you too could be a Republican shill.
Like, it's.
It's really weird and gross. Every year, migrants
press their face up against this cage.
We keep them
in a cage because we hate immigrants.
And like, she also does that
weird fake, like nothing
I've ever seen looks as fake as that where
after every phrase,
her mouth
settles into like what she
thinks is probably a grin,
I'm sure that in her mind,
that's a smile.
She's reading you like a human cookbook.
Right.
That's so weird, man.
That's like,
do you ever see American Psycho?
I've never seen it, no.
But I've seen clips of it.
So in American Psycho,
when like Jason Bateman's character is like,
I think that's his name,
is playing, no.
Christian Bale.
Christian Bale, forgive me.
Christian Bale is murdering people.
He's doing it with this weird smile
and like talking about like the hits of Duran Duran
while he's in the middle of this like psycho murderous moment
because he's so disconnected from his own
message of violence.
This feels like that, man.
Like if she went on
at the end of the year, it was like, well,
we've decided that we're going to bomb
all the cities tomorrow
and the women will wear red
and you'll be impregnated in a
home of our choosing.
You'd be like, holy shit, what is happening?
It sounds the same.
You know, what I love too
is on the State of the Union rebuttal,
they have to say that in vitro fertilization thing
because they fucked up so hard on that.
They fucked up so hard on that.
They really fucked up. They followed
we talked about it last week. They followed their logic
to the logical conclusion and they
fucked up. Well, and it's so funny
because what she said was something like
we're the Republicans. We're the ones
that are fighting to keep IVF
access. It's like you're fighting yourself.
Yeah. No one, your
opponent is you. You have to stop yourself from punching
you. Stop hitting yourself.
We're fighting the good fight
to keep IVF available from the Republicans.
Trying to choke themselves.
It's like a bad wrestling thing
where the claw's coming after the same,
the old guy.
I remember doing that as a kid.
The claw's coming after me.
As a kid,
I did that last week.
What are you talking about?
This is one of those things, though,
that afterwards she got so much guff.
If you get a chance, if people haven't seen it,
the Scarlett Johansson cold open.
Oh, I've not seen this.
To Saturday Night Live is fucking amazing.
She dead on nails this lady.
Dead on nails her.
God, I can't wait.
But this is one of those things, though,
that this plays well with that male base, I think.
Yeah.
That very much wants that woman to be subservient,
that wants her to listen to that thing.
She wasn't talking about herself.
She's talking about how her husband finds her kids important. Yeah, I know. I thought the that thing. She wasn't talking about herself. She's talking about how her husband finds her kids important.
Yeah, I know.
I thought the same thing.
She is the representative,
but because of the value system
that she is required to embody
and appeal to,
she has to invoke her husband
in order to gain authority
for her message.
Yeah, yeah.
That's a real fucking weak sauce position
for a woman who is one of only 500
of the most powerful people in this country.
That's a real weak sauce position,
or at least it should be.
The problem is that it's not
because the audience that it plays to
reads that as reinforcing the traditionalist message
that they want the world to turn into, right?
And that is kind of what she said in her messaging.
She was like, hey, look, we are the America that is going to take us back in time.
Yeah.
And like do these things, you know, hardworking American families and the whole time, like
what's being read underneath that is white families.
Sure.
That's all.
That's all that she's talking about.
Yeah.
And to blatantly lie, to get up there and blatantly lie
to make your political points
with no real policy behind what you're lying about.
Right.
Right?
The policies that you want were already offered to you.
Yes.
And you refused them.
Yeah.
So you're lying about something
literally for political points
that you aren't willing to fix.
Yeah.
That you're just not willing to fix.
Do you think that the Republican Party, I know we've talked about this before,
the Republican Party has become a party where I think procedurally and pragmatically,
they're just a party of obstruction. And we do know that. We've talked about that.
But I wonder if they are also a party of such harsh ideologues that they have no pragmatic
machinery left
in their system. Like Mitch
McConnell recently bowed out. And you can
call Mitch McConnell a lot of things, and I encourage
you to do that. Like for the rest of his
natural life, he should be heckled and
called all the things that you want to heckle and call him.
But I think you can't say
he wasn't a pragmatist.
I think that's why he stepped down.
Right.
So, and I feel like the Republican party
is now so beset by these insane right-wing ideologues
that they cease to get anything done.
They infight amongst themselves
because ideologues are problematic
because if you and I share the same set of ideals
without pragmatism and we're 5% apart from each other,
we'll fucking kill each other
because that's how ideologues work.
And I think that's a huge problem with the left too.
Yeah, I do too.
Is that the ideologues want all the oxygen
and they don't ever want to see
any kind of incremental change at all.
They want it all or nothing.
Yeah.
And even if the tiny amount happens,
they get upset about it.
And that happens all the time on the left.
The left has a group of people that are strictly ideologists.
And when they see this, they don't think about it any other way.
They're like, it's either fucking gassed to the floor or it's nothing.
Or it's nothing at all.
I know.
And then you're like, but there's been incremental change.
It doesn't matter.
It doesn't make any difference.
Yeah.
Yeah. Yeah. So it's like, I do agree completely because I do see we have, and you don't have to like the guy, but
objectively we have in power right now, the most progressive president in my lifetime and my
father's lifetime combined. My dad was born in 1947. We've had not had a more progressive
president during that time period. And yet
there's so much distaste for Biden, even though it's the best we've ever had. I know that it's
not perfect and there's tons of room for improvement and lots of room for criticism.
But I also think we miss the mark so badly when it feels like pouting, like throwing a temper
tantrum, you know, because like the fries got cold.
Or you got a different, a bad color iPhone.
Right.
For real.
Yeah.
I wanted the green, not the rose gold.
That's exactly how it feels.
It's like, okay, you gotta, you gotta recognize.
Yeah.
It's never been better.
And isn't that its own good?
I mean, like, can't we build from there? I don't want to,
one thing I don't want to do is I don't want to say don't complain because I think complaining
changes and I really do. I really do think there is change that happens. I don't want to come
across that way. Cause I do think that complaining and pushing helps make sure that you can keep
recorrecting the course farther left. And that's great.
And I want to see that.
But what I don't want to see is people
who are all or nothing.
And then nothing is the part that makes me crazy.
Same.
It's got to be something.
It's okay if you're all in
and you're still asking to keep working at the all.
But the moment you're like,
well, that's not enough and I'm out,
that's a problem.
It would be like if you were an employee at a company at the all. Right. But the moment you're like, well, that's not enough and I'm out, that's a problem.
It would be like,
it'd be like if you were an employee at a company
and you weren't
the best employee possible.
And so you're just
immediately were fired.
Yeah.
Rather than somebody-
Yeah, yeah, right, right.
Rather than somebody saying,
hey, you know what?
Like, you're better
than every other employee
that's ever had this job.
Yeah, Joe's pretty good.
Right.
He's just not as good
as Frank or whatever.
You know, or,
but even still,
like, I think like in Biden's case, we can say he's literally the best we've ever had.
He's never had a more progressive president. Sure, sure, sure. So in that sense, I would say the best we've ever had, lots of room still for improvement. That's okay. Hey, man, this is the
best we've ever had. And the alternative is the scariest thing we've ever seen. Yeah. All right.
So this story comes from Huffington Post. Mark Robinson's bizarre ramble.
I absolutely want to go back to the America
where women couldn't vote.
So let me play this.
It's just a short clip of him
and it's actually timestamped here
so we can play it
and just hear what he has to say exactly.
Let's listen to him exactly say it.
Idiotic guy was on stage with Canada.
So it was a few days ago and asked her, what America are we going back to to make America great again?
The one where women couldn't vote or black people were swinging from trees.
I would say to him if I was standing in front of him, I absolutely want to go back to the America where women couldn't vote.
Do you know why?
to the America where women couldn't vote. Do you know why? Because in those days we had people who fought for real social change and they were called Republicans and they are the reason why women can
vote today. Okay. So, uh, that's his comment. That's his, that's what he had to say. Uh,
one thing that, that gets messed up on this all the time, and this is something that the
Republicans love to talk about is that they're the party that got rid of slavery.
Right.
They're the party of women's suffrage, et cetera.
And that's very true.
Both of those things are true, right?
But what they don't talk about
is that pretty much the parties flipped
at the beginning of the last century.
And from that point on,
they've been the other way around.
That social justice- minded folks have been Democrats
and the other, the people who are not social,
the people who are business minded
or lower tax minded have been Republicans.
That's how it switched.
It switched back then.
I mean, I don't have to go very far in the past to say,
hey, what about all those people
who were marching with tiki torches in 2017?
Check their voter registration.
What about all the people who just last month
marched as Nazis in Tennessee?
Check their voter registration.
Look at the flags that are being flown
at Republican events.
Check their voter registration because it's real easy to say, oh, well, back in the day, the Republicans were the ones saving the day.
Where are they now?
Who cares where they were?
I know.
I know.
And this is such a fucking bullshit answer, right?
Right. Because first of all, he's trying to take he's trying to take credit as a Republican, as if Republicans of the past, to your point, have any ideological analog to their current iteration. Right. So and because they don't, that's lying. That's just straight up lying. Right.
It's it's it's like not it's just objectively an untrue thing.
But it is also untrue that the Republicans are the reason that women's suffrage became something.
That was a bipartisan effort.
It was a bipartisan effort.
It was brought forth by Republicans, but it was a bipartisan effort.
But it was a bipartisan effort.
So it's not like the Republicans got that done over the objections of the Democrats at the time.
That was a strong bipartisan effort.
It was a whole national movement.
So, like, that's also just complete nonsense.
And if I'm living in the America of today, which is when I'm living and I'm asking myself,
which of the two parties is behind women right now? Who is standing behind? Who are the allies
with women right now? Who is arm and arm with women and who is trying to strip them of their rights at every fucking corner.
If you want to like write down, like who is, who is, who's the reason that like IVF got canceled for a hot minute at the very least in Alabama where they're voting. Absolutely. They're all
Republicans. The reason that we don't have a Roe versus Wade as, as law in America anymore.
The reason that almost half our States in America don't have critical medical care for women
is exclusively, not a little bit,
but exclusively because of Republican power structure
and Republican messaging.
So like him saying like,
yeah, Republicans are fighting for women.
It's like, get there fighting women.
Yeah.
Not fighting for, you're fighting them.
Yeah, you're exactly right.
And also to your point,
nowadays, modern times, even back to when women's suffrage, you're fighting them. Yeah, you're exactly right. And also to your point, nowadays, modern times,
even back to when women's suffrage,
you go back then,
we'll consider that modern times.
You couldn't, you can't get an amendment
without bipartisan support.
Right.
An amendment doesn't work.
Right.
It's too much of the electorate needs to say yes
for it not to,
it can't be a party line vote to be an amendment.
It's impossible. So you're absolutely right. In order to like have for it not to, it can't be a party line vote to be an amendment. It's impossible.
So you're absolutely right.
In order to like have any of that stuff,
it has to be bipartisan support.
And the fact is, is that everybody nowadays,
every single one of these people,
like you say, who's fighting against women,
every single one who literally would,
if they had the opportunity, do what he said,
which was string people from trees.
Yeah.
Check their fucking voter registration.
Check it, check it.
See who they're registered for.
See who they voted for in the fucking primary.
Because I guarantee it wasn't a Democrat.
It's not.
And I real quick want to read,
because this guy is running for governor, right?
Yeah, he was.
This was when he was running for lieutenant governor
and he got it.
Now he's going for governor.
So I want to read a couple more of the things that he's said. So he has claimed that feminism was created
by Satan. He said that men who identify as feminists are about as manly as a pair of lace
panties and are weak-minded, jelly-backed men. He's routinely referred to feminists as fem-Nazis.
And in one particularly colorful post, described those who support equal rights for women as sexist
hairy armpit having poo poo
hat wearing pinkos he said
on Facebook in 2017 the only
thing worse than a woman who doesn't know
her place is a man who doesn't
know his this guy's not
fighting for women yeah look
at all that crazy shit he said
half the fucking population
of America he sees as less than and subservient to.
So like, of course he wants to go back
to when women couldn't vote.
He doesn't think they should be voting now.
Yeah.
I want to talk briefly about this, Tom.
This is that Robert Herr who was,
he happened to be the person who was investigating Biden's missing documents
from the National Archives.
Biden, along with Trump and a couple other people,
had taken documents when they left office
biden immediately uh cooperated with the department documents immediately had people
come look in his house had a long conversation with this gentleman this this robert her he didn't
pack him on an airplane and fly them around the country and ask his fucking staff to move him from
a bathroom to another smaller bathroom and have an IT guy like delete the camera footage of like shit getting hidden around.
It's a little different.
It's a little different.
It's a little different.
It's a little different.
But in any case, it had to be investigated.
So they got a special prosecutor, this Robert Herr.
But day before they're going to have this hearing,
they wanted him to come in and talk about,
one of the things the Republicans wanted to do was talk about a comment that he made
that was picked up and was kind of the biggest part of that report was that he made it seem like Biden was not mentally cogent.
He made it seem like Biden's memory was very bad and that he wasn't fit.
That's how he portrayed him.
Absolutely.
Very intentional. Yeah. And the report itself, when the 300 and some page
report was revealed, there's tons of things in it that say that this guy actually compliments
Biden, even says he has a photographic recall. He compliments Biden. And when you read the
transcript, it doesn't seem like Biden is forgetting. It seems like a conversation.
It doesn't seem like Biden is fumbling. Instead, it sounds like the way people talk to each other. And, uh, and, uh, one of the
things that, that, that was really interesting about this was they were talking about, uh, what
year was that, that your son died? Cause there's a part of this. And he says, he says, he says,
uh, it tells him the exact date. And then he like oh gosh was it 2015 and I do the same thing
with like my parents
yeah
like my dad died
and I'm like
was that 2008 or 2009
I can't tell you right now
off the top of my head
when my mom
what year my mom died
right
I can't do it
I just can't do it
right
can you tell me the year
your father-in-law died
I'm sorry not your father-in-law
but you know what I mean
your ex's father
yeah
no I have no idea
you don't remember
I know it doesn't mean that I don't remember. No, I have no idea. You don't remember?
I know.
It doesn't mean that I don't remember when I found out.
It doesn't mean I don't remember the event.
But you don't remember the year.
But I don't remember the year. I think it was 2002.
Right.
Because like 20 years ago.
No, maybe it was 2005.
Right.
I see it.
Like, look it.
Right.
I was part of that.
I was part of your close.
You were part of my life very much when that happened.
Yeah.
And I would have to put other parts of my life together
to think about other things
that I could put in place to contextualize.
I remember where I lived.
So it had to be between 2004 and 2008.
Yeah.
And I can tell you that it was prior to Finn being born.
So it was prior to 2006, 2007?
I would guess.
Oh, 2005.
It was 2004 or five.
Look, we can't even- You're a young man. I know, 2005. It was 2004 or 5. Look, we can't even.
You're a young man.
I know, man.
You're not a president.
Yeah.
Look at how hard that was for us to just figure that out.
And that was a huge part of your life.
It was a big part of my life.
And you and I were about to go into business together.
Yes.
And that event is a big part of why we put that on hold.
Why we didn't.
Yeah. And then event is a big part of why we put that on hold. Why we didn't. Yeah.
And then the economy blew up.
You and I, that was a huge thing that spun us both out of orbit.
Yeah.
Right?
Right.
Was your ex-father-in-law dying.
Yeah.
And we had a huge, it was a huge part of both of our lives.
Right.
And I literally cannot remember when it happened.
Yeah.
Same.
I'm like, maybe it was 2005-ish.
I don't know.
And that's the problem
with his question.
Right?
And also just like
the way we say things sometimes
it's like,
wow, is that 2005?
Yeah.
That's also an exclamation of,
God, I can't believe
so much time has gone by.
Right?
Like,
that's crazy.
2005 is,
in my mind,
2005 is yesterday
and so long ago.
Right?
That's 19 years ago or some shit like that, right?
I mean, it's 18, 19 years ago.
But like, it also doesn't feel like that.
So, and that's how I feel as a 46-year-old when I'm 81.
How is that going to feel?
It's going to feel, and so I think that sort of like natural exclamation of,
wow, that is crazy how much time has gone by. I can't believe it's been
that long. That's just human, man. And it shows you how much he stoked that fire, right? It shows
you how much. And one of the things I want to mention too, is that the day before he resigned
from the Justice Department, and he resigned from the Justice Department because they can't control
how he answers those questions. It was very specifically that the justice department has regulations on how you're supposed to act in those hearings.
He resigned the day before his hearing. He wound up leaving the justice department.
Yeah. He made this report very specifically so they could get soundbites for OAN. And what
happened was the exact opposite because he wrote the report and
everybody on there was just like talking about all the different ways in which he was essentially
just trying to make this out of nothing. Trying to create a smear out of it. And it's also worth
noting that the special prosecutor for this, the special investigator, rather,
I think the special prosecutor, special investigator. I'm not sure. Special counsel.
Special counsel. Was appointed by the Biden administration, not by law. That didn't have to happen. Yeah. Biden cooperated so much,
so much in this case that his administration approved the appointment of special counsel
to investigate himself because he was trying to be as abundantly transparent as possible.
A guy who was appointed by Trump too, by the way. Right, yeah. So it's not like he put
his guy in charge.
It's not like he said,
let's not do this.
Let's not investigate it.
There was no obstruction.
It's just such a different scenario.
Right?
With Trump,
when Trump gets like,
hey man,
where are those documents?
He had an offer.
He could have done the same thing.
Oh shit.
I'm sorry.
Have a guy come over here.
Maybe they got picked up.
There's a lot of chaos
when you transition out.
I'm sorry. Come to Mar-a here. Maybe they got picked up. There's a lot of chaos when you transition out. I'm sorry.
Come to Mar-a-Lago.
Let's all look around together.
And whatever you find is yours with my mea culpa.
If that had happened, there's literally nothing bad that happens.
It's a non-issue and a non-story.
That's kind of what happened with Biden.
Biden was like, oh, fuck, yeah.
Like, come over, check it out, swing it through the garage, look in my Corvette, whatever it is.
Yeah, yeah.
You know, anything I've got, I'll sit down, I'll spend time, I'll be interviewed.
It's just such a different world.
And the idea that, like, we're trying to sort of, on the right, they're trying to say, hey, you're treating Trump different than you treated Biden.
They're just objectively different circumstances.
And they tried to paint Biden as somebody who is a criminal.
Right.
And you're just like,
dude, Trump is literally
on trial for something way worse.
Yeah.
And I don't,
the thing that makes me crazy
is that that stuff will get play
and their side will immediately tout it
and be like, oh my gosh.
And then you see the difference,
the very stark difference
between these two cases.
Yeah.
If you just look at it for two seconds
and then you think that side is literally the dumbest. the very stark difference between these two cases, if you just look at it for two seconds,
and then you think that side is literally the dumbest.
I mean, like this is a bunch of people who like have lead poisoning.
It's so bad.
Yeah, like for real, it's so bad.
It's so bad that you can't,
it's gotten to this place where I'm having a hard time
wrapping my head around the state of politics
that we're in right now.
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Well, this story shocked me, Cecil,
when you put this in the notes.
This story comes from The Nation.
AIDS denialism is back.
We can't let it take root.
Who's the face here that we're seeing?
That's Eric Weinstein.
Is that his name?
Yeah, that's Eric Weinstein.
He's from that bullshit COVID group.
Who's the lumpy guy next to him?
That would be Joe motherfucking Rogan, man.
Just asking questions, Joe.
Crazy, crazy.
It is worth saying out loud
that the two important things.
One, that this messaging is coming from the same bad actor as you would expect.
RFK Jr., who is the most prolific distributor of medical and vaccine-related misinformation
in America.
The most prolific super spreader of misinformation.
most prolific super spreader of misinformation. It's coming from that Weinstein guy, Brett Weinstein, who led the intentional monetization of anti-vax bullshit at the height of the pandemic.
And then most importantly, I think it's being amplified by $250 million Spotify contract,
Joe just asking questions Rogan. There was a time a hot minute ago where
Joe Rogan and a bunch of the right wing guys were like, oh no, Joe's not a right wing guy.
He has lots of different guests on. He's just asking questions. He just went,
he's fucking fully hard right crazy. Fully hard. You can't, nobody with a good conscience
at this point can possibly say that.
Joe has absolutely embraced for the money, the hard right swing.
There's no getting around it now. Joe Rogan has been a, he's been a introduction to bad ideas, alt-right ideas,
to bad ideas, alt-right ideas,
anti-feminist ideas, misogynist ideas,
manosphere ideas.
100%. For a long time, right?
And I think for a long time,
Joe, at the same time he was being an instigator
and somebody who was talking to the Manosphere guys,
talking to Jordan Peterson,
talking to some of these other guys
that are in that sphere,
he was also interviewing Bernie Sanders.
Yeah, right.
So at the same time, there was a,
well, maybe he's not talking to these guys all the time,
but he's talking to Bernie Sanders.
And at the time, people were banging the drum
and saying,
Joe Rogan is introducing
a lot of people
to alt-right crazy ideas.
And Joe Rogan is bringing
these people on his program
and he's not pushing back against them.
I don't know if you remember
that Dave Rubin guy.
Do you remember that guy?
Yeah, uh-huh.
Dave Rubin,
fully encompasses
the right side now,
but that guy was the same thing.
Yes.
Called himself a classical liberal,
invited a bunch of bad people on his show,
and then talked to them
and then never had any pushback
for the things that they said.
We invited a Republican on our show
one time we hung up on her.
Yeah.
Right?
So like,
it was like a five minute conversation
or something.
It was probably longer.
I don't remember exactly how long.
You can find it on our Patreon.
But like,
we had a conversation with her
and then she said
an anti-Semitic thing
and I hung up on her.
Yeah.
Right?
So,
basically,
essentially,
there's no way
we could do the work
that he's doing.
I couldn't do the work
that Joe Rogan does
because to sit across
from somebody like this guy
and to let that just go out
to 250 million ears
without any pushback
is, it's an egregious use of your power is what it is. Yeah. Let that just go out to 250 million ears without any pushback.
It's an egregious use of your power is what it is.
And it's an intense amount of power.
How is it different than when Tucker Carlson interviews Putin?
Yeah, it's not.
Tell me how that's it. Tucker Carlson interviewed Putin as a way to amplify and boost Putin's message of Russian propaganda within the United States.
That's what that's for.
When Joe Rogan has an AIDS denialist fucking viewpoint on,
this is not just asking questions.
AIDS is, this is settled science.
This is long settled science.
I was fucking floored that AIDS denialism is taking,
I was floored, but I wasn't.
Because we're at a place where there's measles outbreaks again, man.
Like we're at a place where there's polio again.
Fucking polio, Cecil.
In this article, they talk about how
last week during one of his
rallies, Trump had
said he had come
out and attacked the MMR vaccine
because Trump, while he was in office,
did try to pass the COVID vaccine
and did the best he could to try to warp speed that ahead
and tried to claim ownership of it, right?
But at the same time,
he realizes his bread is buttered on the wrong side.
Anti-vaxxers are who are going to be his main base.
And so that's where he's at now.
Trust me, Trump is fucking vaccinated every chance he gets.
Absolutely.
For everything that he could possibly be vaccinated for.
Yep.
He's a dumb man, but he ain't stupid.
Yep.
Okay?
He's going to get vaccinated, and he was vaccinated,
and he got fucking, they sent his blood around a fucking centrifuge,
and they probably fucking sacrificed a few human beings to squeeze him,
to juice him when he got COVID.
Right. sacrificed a few human beings to squeeze him, to juice him when he got COVID. You know, this is a guy who 100% put his faith in medicine every chance he had.
And you can't live any other way, I think, and be as old and in his shape.
I don't think you can do that.
No.
So right now, what you have is a guy who is now lying to the American people and making
comments about the MMR vaccine at his rallies.
This is all on the back of a huge disinformation campaign
that is meant to,
what it's meant to do is it's meant to say to you,
the mainstream media isn't good.
That's what it's a fight against.
It's not a fight against anything
that they don't care about vaccines.
What they care about is getting you to hate a
mainstream media, what they call a mainstream media. Right. The bizarre, disingenuous pretense
that Joe Rogan is not mainstream media when he has got a $250 million contract and reaches out
and touches how many tens of millions of listeners. Higher paid than everyone in the media. And his reach is mainstream media reach. His reach is arguably better than the
reach of any Fox News personality. It's like the Super Bowl every day. Right. But these guys will
pretend that they are not mainstream media. Mainstream literally can't mean anything more
than this, right? It's a stupid liar's idea. What it does is it gives
them a false credibility of being the outsider who won't lie to you, but they are not outsiders.
They're just choosing who they're inside with, you know? And all of these assholes will do the
same thing if pressed, which is that they will play games with your life by encouraging you to deny that AIDS comes from HIV
and encouraging you not to vaccinate
and not to get your kids vaccinated.
But they do not play the same games with their own lives.
They don't.
When the shit hits the fan,
they're the first one at the fucking hospital
every single time.
And you remember when all the people who were anti-vax
and they were voting for Trump,
and then there are all the old people
who had already been vaccinated.
Right.
They had already gotten vaccinated.
They already had theirs, right?
It's not much different.
That mentality is not much different
than their same position with respect to finance, right?
It's a bunch of people who already got theirs,
and that's why they don't need any help, right?
The same people who are now pro or anti-abortion
because they're past their child-rearing years. Exactly. You know, the intention of this is always
the same intent. You hit on it. I want to reinforce it. It is to erode faith in institutions.
The more that they can erode America's faith in the institutions of the press, in the institutions
of expertise and intellect and education, the more power
we're giving them.
Because then they hold all of that power within their hands.
When they erode faith in all of those fact-checking organizations, when they erode faith in the
idea of independent fact, when they erode faith in the idea of who the right arbiters
for truth are in a scientific world, when they can take that away
and they can make that subjective,
then they get to hold control of that
by simply telling a different story about it.
And they get fucking paid while it's happening.
They get fucking fatty banks.
Yep.
No, not again.
Why does it say paper jam
when there is no paper jam?
I swear to God,
one of these days,
I just kick this piece of shit out the window.
You and me both, man.
Thing is lucky I'm not armed.
Piece of shit.
PC load letter?
The fuck does that mean? All right.
A couple weeks ago, Tom.
This is great.
Us two podcasters looked across the table at each other
and said, we don't know how to fix AI.
Yeah.
And the European Union was like,
well, we'll give a crack at it.
We got some ideas.
We'll take a crack at it.
We got some ideas.
This is from CNBC.
World's first major act to regulate AI
passed by European lawmakers.
There's some interesting ideas in here.
I want to read the bullet points I found
from the
law itself.
So the banned applications.
Recognizing the potential threat to citizens'
rights and democracy
posed by certain applications of AI,
the co-legislators agreed
to prohibit biometric characterization systems
that use sensitive characteristics,
such as political, religious, philosophical beliefs
or sexual orientation or race,
untargeted scraping of facial images
from the internet or CCT footage
to create facial recognition databases,
emotion recognition
in the workplace
and educational institutions,
social scoring based
on social behavior
or personal characteristics,
AI systems that manipulate
human behavior
to circumvent their free will,
AI used to exploit
the vulnerabilities of people
due to their age,
disability,
social or economic situation.
And a couple of these,
like some of the facial stuff was allowed.
There's some law enforcement exceptions based on that.
And, you know, it's a start.
This is a good start.
This is a good start.
If we don't do something now,
we are going to be chasing this.
America likely won't do anything.
I say that at the same time, though,
that we did just see the House
bipartisanly pass a measure
to restrict TikTok
so that TikTok will be forced
to either close up shop in America
or be divested of its Chinese ownership.
Either sell or get the fuck out.
Or we're not going to allow you on our phones.
Yeah.
And so maybe there is a possibility that there could be a recognition that they do have to actually do something.
We need to shit or get off the pot.
AI is, and shame on me.
When I was thinking about AI up until just this last week, so much of my thinking was about things like Dolly and ChatGPT, because
that's where a lot of the, I think a lot of the noise is kind of coming from and coming
out of.
And I recently this week had some training on some other AI tools that are being used
in the marketing space.
And they're not tools developed just for marketing.
I just saw them as like how marketing people were using some of these tools.
And there are so many more AI tools
than I knew existed, so many more.
And they do so many more things
than I had even dreamed possible.
And they do it way better, Cecil,
than I thought they could already do it.
And I'm like, yeah, this shit's a year old.
For public consumption-wise, this shit's a year old. For public consumption-wise, this shit's a year old.
In four or five years,
this is going to be orders of magnitude better
and stronger and more powerful.
And ironically, in part because AI will help make itself better.
AI will help write its own code to improve itself.
That certainly is going to be happening soon.
So not regulating and not trying to get
in front of this now would be a terrible mistake. Yeah, I think you're right. And I think you've
got to be the leader. If you're going to try to be the leader in technology, you've got to be in
the leader in making sure that technology is moral and that it's following correct sort of ethical
codes. Right. And I think it's really important if you're being a hub of technology
to somehow regulate that technology so it's not hurting people and it's not exploiting people.
And I think this is a great step forward. And the countries of the world that want to be the
tech leaders have to be the people who are the leaders in tech ethics too. Yes. Yeah. Yeah.
I worry, obviously,
I worry about our ability to do big things.
This is a big law that the EU passed.
It's a really big law.
I do too.
I worry about it
because there's just too many,
too many shithead voices in the room
for us to really do this sort of thing.
But I'm excited.
I think this is a great first step.
And what I also hope is that
perhaps AI companies will recognize
and more countries do this and more countries do this. So I hope that what they recognize is they need to build one product is that perhaps AI companies will recognize,
and more countries do this,
and more countries do this, Cecil. I hope that what they recognize
is they need to build one product
that adheres to this stringent set of standards
and let everybody have the...
It's kind of like when California is like,
hey, all the cars in California have to meet this standard.
It becomes a de facto national standard.
My hope is that there will be a tipping point
of other countries that do similar things to the EU, that it just doesn't make sense to build two products.
Great work, Rob. Great work. See if you can read this.
you're fired and in case your ears are fucked get the fuck out this story comes from lgbtq nation were these guys i forgot about these guys man six westboro extremists showed up to cheer the
death of a teen hundreds chased them away so this is from the oklahoma school where next
benedict was beaten up.
Nex Benedict committed suicide, it turns out.
I read a story.
Is that what it was?
It committed suicide.
We talked about it,
how there was a possibility that it was,
it was, you know, they collapsed,
but there was a possibility
they might've taken something.
And that's the direct cause of the bullying.
Yeah, it's a direct result of the way they were treated.
This is a direct result of the day before being,
and probably for months and years,
being bullied.
That's a direct result.
It's a consequence of that.
And it's a sad, sad turn of events.
And these fucksticks from the fucking Westboro Baptist Church
who need to fucking crawl under a rock
and go away forever,
come,
and then they get fucking chased away
and it's the greatest thing in the history of man.
It's fucking delicious, man.
It's the greatest thing ever.
Way more protest,
counter protesters than six protesters.
They lasted 15 minutes.
15 minutes they lasted
to do their stupid,
shitty,
mean-spirited,
nobody cares protest.
You know,
the Westboro Baptist Church used to make all their money by going,
doing these protests.
Somebody would touch them.
They would sue that person.
And that's how they funded themselves, their family, and their organization.
So this was a money grab. The extremity of their protesting was, by and large, a money grab.
I think, if I'm not mistaken, Fred Phelps was a lawyer
and several of his family members were also lawyers
and they would just wait to be harassed
in a way that violated law.
They had it all on tape
and then they just sue people
and that's how they made their money.
I think this was always a shitty money grab
for these folks.
And I love that now it's a whopping six of them
because they've had defectors from their own family.
Sure, they're people left, yeah.
Being like, no, we're not doing that.
There's people who are making the atheist circuit for a while that were ex-parts of their group.
Ex-part of this community, yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
This is a shitty group of people that want to hurt people.
Yeah.
This is no different than the people who bullied next.
No, this is the same thing.
This is bullying.
This is bullying people who are in a marginalized group in this country.
And they got shoved out of there, yelled out of there.
Somebody screamed at them, probably had a megaphone in their ear.
And they just got fucking, they just said, this isn't worth it.
This isn't worth it.
And they scurried home with their fucking tail between their irrelevant legs.
I'm reminded of every time that some of these Nazis march in the wrong part of town.
And they immediately run as fast as they can because they realize they made a huge mistake. Yep. And there's like
a bunch of dudes in khakis with
a tiny little brown stain
on the back because they're running as fast
as they can to get in their fucking
straight truck or whatever
that they came there, the rider truck.
The lifted rolling coal truck. No, because they come in
these rider trucks. I don't know if you've seen this. Oh, they do? No.
So they pull up in these straight trucks. They're like,
shit, you could buy it like fucking or rent it like Penske or whatever. Like a box truck? Like a seen this. Oh, they do? No, I didn't know this. So they pull up in these straight trucks. They're like, shit, you could buy it or rent it at Penske
or whatever.
Like a box truck?
Like a box truck.
And they all climb
in the back of the box truck
and then they go away.
Well, I remember
there was one in Philadelphia
where these dudes get out
and they start marching
and a bunch of people
started surrounding them
and they piece the fuck out of there.
They got back
in their little truck?
They were like,
I really didn't mean it
at white supremacy stuff.
And they immediately got back in the truck and then they rolled the fuck out of there. They start whistling like, I really didn't mean it at White's privacy stuff. And they immediately
got back in the truck
and then they rolled
the fuck out of there.
They start whistling like,
hey, is this the
Black Lives Matter rally?
That one dude
kind of gets left behind
and has to run
and chase them and shit.
I mean,
there's some great comedy
out there
where these people
are terrified
because they come there
with these numbers
trying to intimidate.
Yeah.
And the strength of their position normally carries them
because most people don't want to get involved.
Right.
But what happens is once in a while,
they'll run into some real crazy opposition,
some opposition that's like,
fuck you, not another inch.
Right.
And they run away
because they're just like every other bully in the world.
The moment they get confronted, they're terrified.
They're cowards.
Yeah.
They're fucking cowards.
Tomorrow, Abbott. Tomorrow. Welcome, Abbott. Tomorrow. Welcome, Abbott.
Tomorrow. Hello, Abbott.
Tomorrow. Hey, Abbott.
I hate that
guy.
The story's from The Guardian.
This is something else, man.
I read this whole story waiting for the
Pope to contextualize this in a way
that, but it's just not like, Pope provokes outrage by saying Ukraine should raise the white flag and end the war with Russia.
Pope Francis's failure to condemn Moscow as the aggressor decried as shameful and incomprehensible.
Basically, Pope Francis was like, hey, you know, Ukraine really should know when they're beat.
And there's no shame in quitting and raising the white flag.
And, you know, maybe less people will die.
And that's not a shameful thing.
No condemnation at all of Russia's violation of borders, their slaughter and shooting of
civilians, the like rapes and systematic sexual violence when they
take over towns. No condemnation
of the missiles fired indiscriminately
into Kiev and to
other cities. There are bombing of
infrastructure in a blatant
attempt to terrorize and starve.
Trying to blow up a fucking nuclear plant.
None of that is mentioned. Instead, it's like,
you know, really, the Ukrainian people
should just give up and just kowtow to their evil overlords i realize that i don't have a lot
of authority when it comes to foreign power and foreign foreign policy i don't i don't have a lot
of i don't have a like a huge depth of knowledge i'm a podcaster right i don't have a huge depth
of knowledge but i also think that people
who shouldn't be offering their opinions
are administrators of a giant group of celibate men.
Right?
So what do you do?
Right.
You're a guy.
Now, granted, he gets in more rooms than me.
Like there's people who will talk to him more often.
Probably he could probably sit down
with several world leaders or whatever.
But nuts and bolts, you administrate
a bunch of fucking celibate dudes.
Yeah.
Shut the fuck up. Yeah. This is a guy
who reads old books for a living. This feels
like all those priests
that people go to for like family
counseling and psychiatric help or
psychological help, not psychiatric, psychological
help and family therapy and it's like
you know, marital therapy. It's like that guy's not psychiatric. Psychological help and family therapy. And it's like, you know, marital therapy.
It's like, that guy's not qualified.
He didn't, he's never been in a relationship
with anything but a book and God.
Right, he doesn't have any personal experience
and he doesn't have any educational experience.
Pope motherfucking Francis' whole job
is to read old books and talk to celibate men
like you're talking about,
and then to read books about that old book,
and then to stand on a balcony and wave.
That's his thing.
It's not to tell the Ukrainian people whether or not they should continue to fight for their fucking sovereignty.
This is a moment of existential national crisis for the Ukrainian population.
Will there still be a Ukraine in the next year or two years?
I don't have that answer. I have no idea. I don't think anybody knows. I don't know. But I don't
think turning to him and saying, you guys should just fucking surrender and then they'll stop
bombing you. Where's the moral superiority in that? Hey, you know, everybody will stop bombing you
if you surrender.
If you just give all your land to them.
Yeah, sure.
If I lick the boot, then maybe they'll stop kicking me.
That's your fucking message.
Holy shit.
And you were talking earlier about the death of expertise.
This is the stillborn expertise, right?
Yeah.
Before there's like a death of expertise, but this is OG death of expertise, right?
Like this is somebody who
could have gotten and can still get, sit down with literally any world leader and he doesn't
have any real qualifications. I mean, like, like I, and I understand that Pope Francis is a political
figure in some ways. And I get that. But at the same time, think about what that man does for a
living. We do this all that we've done this for years.
You know, the moment scientific discovery
or true expertise raises its head,
we've got to keep stamping it down.
And this guy's been stamping it down for years
and being a pretender on the stage.
Yeah, well, that's because he is part of a multi-general,
I mean, dozens of generational, centuries-old
institution that has spent its livelihood and its existence stamping down expertise
and reducing expertise and making less available rather than more available science and learning
to the everyday person.
Who, like, which institution, you know, was the one that was like, you know, fighting against the heliocentric version of the universe?
Which institution was trying to make sure that even their own holy book was never translated to be read by the masses?
They have a long and storied tradition of fighting against enlightenment, of fighting against knowledge, of fighting against education. Yeah, like are there orders of like the Jesuits, et cetera,
that give themselves over to the idea of education?
Sure, absolutely.
But it feels like kind of like a small arm of a larger institution
that's working against that principle at bigger levels.
Every time, yeah.
And the thing is like he's not a politician,
but what he has is an incredible power of audience.
The reason he can get in front of any of these world leaders is because he can tell those world leaders, I can get in front of all these other people.
I have a power of audience and influence.
He's Joe Rogan.
He's Joe fucking Rogan.
Joe Rogan, baby.
Pope Rogan.
Pope Rogan.
Feed the rich.
Feed the poor.
Yes. From the Daily Beast, billionaires rage about Biden's State of the Union tax proposals. So Biden proposed a minimum tax of 25% on ultra high
earners over $100 million. Also proposed a tax on private jet fuel. Yeah. If you saw this,
which again is essentially a billionaire tax.
It's a tax against people that are ultra wealthy.
Ultra, ultra wealthy.
So, you know, these are good things,
but clearly the billionaire class is upset by it.
And this whole article is essentially them
just complaining about it.
One person didn't complain about it.
It's Mark Cuban,
who's the owner of the Dallas Mavericks, or maybe he divested himself. I don't remember if he divested himself or not. He was,
at least until recently, the owner of the Dallas Mavericks, which is a basketball team, Tom,
by the way. I did. I was trying to think. I was like, that sounds Texan. What I think is so great
is that they were the ones who traded for Flat Ear earth or anti-vaxxer Kyrie Irving.
And then wound up,
see he plays for,
they got him.
Yeah. He's,
he's on their team.
But Mark Cuban is,
is an anti-Trumper.
And so he,
he,
at the end of the article,
when they ask him about these taxes,
he's like basically saying,
I,
I,
I don't really care or whatever.
I would never vote for Trump.
So what he says is like,
even if I was at like Joe Biden's wake,
I would vote for him over Trump.
Yeah.
That's very true.
But the rest of these people are all, they all are upset because they want to make sure that they can.
And at one point, I think either Zuckerberg or one of these guys says something like, well, I have a bunch of art.
How am I supposed to appraise it or whatever?
I think that's your fucking problem.
Here's the thing.
It's impossible to have sympathy
for the ultra wealthy paying 25%
for taxes, right?
Because even if I cared
how their lives turned out for them,
which I don't, right?
Because I don't think that you can be
an ethical billionaire.
And I also don't think
any amount of taxation
is going to change your lifestyle.
And that's what I was going to say.
I'm sorry.
No, no, that's okay.
Is that they're going to be extremely very wealthy
no matter what.
If we tax them at 50,
if I'm a billionaire
and you tax me at 50%
and I'm like,
fuck, here's $500 million.
And then I go and I fucking go to the fucking ATM
and I know it's not how it works.
But I'm like,
don't send me your email.
Oh yeah, that's exactly how it works.
$500 million. Yeah, it's all in it works, but I'm like, don't send me your email. I'm still worth $500 million.
It's all in a-
$500 million, guys.
It's all in a savings account.
Right, it's all in-
I've got it all in a low-
To be honest, though,
to be honest,
even in like a shittiest savings account,
you could live like a king off that.
Yeah, like, you know,
people don't seem to recognize
sometimes just the power
of those kinds of big numbers.
But if you have
$500 million, a half a billion dollars, and every year it earns 2% interest, which means that you,
what did you buy? Like bad CDs from like 20 years ago, like certificates, like just 2%.
You still are making, oh my God. I mean, Cecil, you're still making $10 million a year in interest.
That's how much you, so if you lived,
if you spent $10 million a year on your lavish lifestyle.
I can't even imagine.
You haven't touched your 500 million.
I can't even imagine spending a couple hundred thousand.
These billionaires, they don't have to do anything.
No.
They don't have to do, and they could walk away and just like live on like the most beautiful places forever. Yeah.
And never think about work in the rest of their life and be perfectly fine with all their assets.
And they're going to complain about this. And a much more reasonable and still unbelievably
modest rate of return, Cecil, which would be, let's say, a 6% rate of return on your $500 million. You got taxed. You had a billion dollars. You got taxed 50%. You only have a
weeping, shitty, hardly even worth talking about $500 million. You've invested. Your investments
are 6% return, terrible return. You can do better when you're that rich. 6% return. You have $30 million in income every year without touching the principal.
I am fucking floored. You would have to spend, Cecil, $82,000 a day to burn through $30 million.
Man, you would have to have a lot of OnlyFans accounts, I think.
You know, it's just like, the people went to like, the people that are crying,
you want to hand them a calculator
and say, show me how you worried about money.
Yeah, show me this.
Show me on the calculator
where the taxes touched you.
Wealth inequality is one of these things
that I think is going to be the one,
the one major piece of how the world changes
because it's been bad and bad and bad and getting worse
since Reagan. Yeah, man. Right? It's not a lie to say that someone with a factory job could have a
whole house, two cars, all these three kids. Single family. Single family. Single income family. Yeah,
single income family, and they could easily get by and then have vacations and have Christmas and have all.
And this is one job and it's not a work to work all day and feel like you're dead job. This is an
eight hour. I go to the work and then I come home and I, you know, go hang out with people and I
have a life. Right. It was, that was not a, that was not a fantasy. That was a real thing. There's people I know that
went to school. There's a TikTok now where a guy's walking around and asking people who are
older, what did you pay for your first house? Ask these people what they paid for their first
house, the amount of money that they paid for their first house. It's in the $20,000, $30,000, $40,000, up to $100,000, right? They're paying nothing for
these houses. Whereas now if you try to buy a starter home, it's a $350,000 house in this area.
That's a starter. That's a, yeah, that's, and that's, I will say in this area, having just
bought a house last year, I, you can't find a house for under $450,000.
Yeah. Like a fixer-upper is $450,000 out here. Like you can't find it. I was trying to explain,
I was talking to my dad about this, Cecil, just the other day on the phone. We were talking and
he's like, you know, we were talking about, cause he used to drive a bus. And I said, you know,
out here there's a giant bus driver shortage. So a lot of times if it's too hot or too cold,
the bus drivers call in and then the kids don't have bus service anymore
for that day.
So like they just,
they canceled school because of it.
You know, like they just,
it's a bus driver shortage out here.
It's pretty bad.
And I was talking to my dad about it.
My dad drove a bus for years and years and years,
15 years or so.
And I was like, yeah,
well, it's because they don't fucking pay
these people anything.
So they're not willing to come in
and do the work that you used to do
because that work sucks.
Like my dad was like,
yeah, it's actually a really hard, shitty job. And like, I was like, yeah, people aren't willing to come in and do the work that you used to do because that work sucks. Like my dad was like, yeah, it's actually a really hard, shitty job.
And like, I was like, yeah, people aren't willing to do that job for $17.85 an hour, which is what they're paying by me.
For $17, $18 an hour, they can go to Target where it's air conditioned in the summer and heated in the winter and not, you know, drive around in a school bus and get every cough and cold and everything.
Sure, yeah, yeah.
And my dad was like, man, I never made $17 an hour. I'm like, well, dad, you've been retired a long time now. And I said,
you know, I don't know that old people really understand inflation properly. You know,
we were talking about housing prices too. He's like, oh, you know, like I can't imagine,
I can't believe people spending four or 500,000 on a house. And I was like, well, dad, that's,
four or five hundred thousand on a house and i was like well dad that's if you adjusted for inflation
you know like you got off so easy you made he's like i never made more than you know fifty thousand dollars you know when i was at the at this job or whatever and i was like yeah but like
we got an inflation calculator i was like yeah you were living the same way as somebody making
135 000 like it's just how inflation works. It's a huge difference.
And then I was like,
and housing costs have risen faster than inflation.
Way faster.
Way faster.
So I was explaining to my dad,
I was like, so that house that you bought
costs less as a percentage of your income
than everybody buying houses now.
So yeah, on paper, they're making more money,
more dollars are coming in,
but we have less of our actual income
and buying power and spending power.
It's like that.
And I sent him all the math and he was like,
I never thought of it that way.
And I think so many people who, as they age,
they get the idea of like,
well, 50 grand is a lot of money.
And it's like, yeah, dad, in 1995,
I would agree with you.
There's a meme where there's a little child
who's looking at two glasses
and they're completely full.
And then there's a tall glass that's skinny in the center.
And they take one of the glasses
and they pour it into the tall glass
and it's the same amount of liquid.
And the kid points at the tall glass
that they want the tall glass.
And this reminds me of the same thing.
It's like when you think about things in the abstract, your brain isn't good at putting these things together.
Everybody's going to pick the tall glass. This happens at like, when you go to get a beer at a
stadium, sometimes people will be like, get the tall one. And the tall one's like twice as much
money for like an ounce more beer or something, right? And that happens all the time where people,
they think, oh, I'm getting the big one.
Therefore, it's a better value.
And it's not.
And so, but your brain
doesn't do a good job with this.
It's bad at that sort of
algorithmic calculation.
It just doesn't know what to do.
And it does a bad job at it.
And the same thing goes
for this inflation stuff.
Your brain isn't good at it
because they remember it differently.
Your memory works differently too. And I think
that there is this idea like, oh, I worked every day and I did all this stuff. And you're like, no,
you were just as disaffected by work as everyone else is disaffected by work. You didn't like your
job as much as everybody else didn't like your job. You also wanted to beg off and call off and
not go and fuck around once in a while. You did the same thing that
everybody else is doing today. You just, what you are now is judgy. That's what you are. You're in
a position to judge because you're not doing it anymore. And that's the real problem.
Yeah, because you've already done all of it. So you're looking back on things. You know,
this is also something that I know is true for me personally. I don't want to say this is a larger truism, but I think that it may be.
I know that in my life, I have a difficult time, like we were talking earlier, I have
a difficult time when I look back over the long course of history, placing all the specifics
of my life in a proper, neat, and orderly timeline.
What I have instead is a sort of like gestalt kind of feeling about
things, which means that a lot of times when I look back at my life, I'm not looking back at a
series of discrete events perfectly remembered in the right order. I'm looking back at a sort of
like sense of my history as much as the truth of my history. And it's very easy and honest to
recognize that the sense of our own history is
often wrong. We know that about memory. We should be naturally distrustful of our sense of history,
especially when it's not deeply rooted to a specific time on a timeline. It's real easy
to look back at the world and say, here's how I used to be because I have this gestalt sort of like broadcast understanding of the events of my life.
But it's like, yeah, but like,
you don't remember what year it was
when this big thing happened, man.
Right, right.
You are not an accurate observer of you.
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