Comedy Bang Bang: The Podcast - A Segway Three Way (Adam Pally, Rekha Shankar, Casey Feigh)

Episode Date: October 13, 2025

Adam Pally is here to talk about his new comedy special “An Intimate Evening With Adam Pally,” as well as his new podcast “Staying Alive with John Gabrus and Adam Pally.” Then, twins Barbara and Brittany Toadfelson make their first appearance on the show to raise awareness of twin representation. Finally, first-time guest Bort McSpoon tries to explain away exactly what he was doing in Scott’s bathroom for so long.   Don’t forget to check out the Comedy Bang! Bang! Action Figures at shop.figurecollections.com and go to actionfigureseller.com for international purchases. If you want more great episodes of Comedy Bang! Bang! become a subscriber at comedybangbangworld.com. We have all of the past episodes from the archives, every live show, ad-free new episodes, and original shows like CBB Presents and Scott Hasn’t Seen. Find more great Comedy Bang! Bang! merch at https://www.podswag.com/collections/comedy-bang-bang Get access to all the podcasts you love, music channels and radio shows with the SiriusXM App! Get 3 months free using this show link: https://siriusxm.com/cbb Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Are you down to comedy bang bang, comedy bang, bang, comedy bang, comedy bang, comedy bang, comedy bank bang. Are you down to clown or are you just happy to drown? Welcome to Comedy Bang Bang Bang, Thank you so much to Vavdog for that cashphrase submission. Thanks, Vavdog, and welcome to Comedy Bang Bang. I think that was submitted on January 17th of 2023, just getting around to it. But thank you so much, Vavdog. And welcome to Comedy Bang Bang for another edition. My name is Scott Ackerman.

I'm the host of Comedy Bang Bang, and we have a very exciting show for you today. Coming up a little later, we have a set of twins. Twans. We also have an idea man. That's very exciting. but first let's turn to our first guest who comes to us from the world of entertainment and he's been entertaining us now

for professionally what was your first professional job where you got paid to do what you do so well I was in a Twix commercial a Twix commercial yeah probably Were you giving a receiving meaning were you eating the Twix or were you giving it to someone to eat? I don't know if that's the standard question for Twix commercials for the exchange of the Twix

but I was both I was versatile. You really? So you gave someone to Twix and then also ate on yourself? Yeah, the campaign, the campaign was actually like really quite annoying to shoot because it was... Everything is annoying to shoot. Yeah, but like I was this guy, this like bumbling guy. And I would get into these awkward situations where it would pause and then I would eat a Twix.

Oh, so you're pausing like saved by the bell a show I've only seen one episode of? Kind of, but then the audience could pick. what I do. The audience watching the commercial? Yeah, well, it was like a web-ish series. Oh. And so in that time that that they're picking what I want to do,

I'm chewing on the twixt. Oh, so you had to chew it for as long as anyone could ever take. Yeah, so it was like, there were, like, in each day after we'd wrap a scene, they'd be like, Twix shot, and then I'd have to stand in front of a green screen and eat Twix for like 40 minutes.

Oh, dear. It was awful. And that's, I mean, when you're a kid, that sounds like a dream, but like, it goes away after the third Twix. Like, I still, Halloween is a nightmare. I still, like, that smell of a Twix and a rapper's specific and makes me. So you're not going to, you don't plan on working for the Twix Corporation ever again. Oh, I do it in a drop of a hat. God, I go to Riyadh.

So he started out in a Twix commercial. How long ago was that? I was 22. So that was probably over 21 years ago. 21 years ago, and he has entertained us for 21 years since appearing in such shows as Happy Endings, where he played, I'm going to take a stab at this. Jim? I don't remember the characters. No, I don't remember the character.

None of us do. We enjoyed it when it was on, right? Yes, no. I played a character named Max. Max, that's right, Max. And then you were also in. Why are you being like this right now? What does this mean?

I just feel like you're, you have the information in front of you, but there's like a slight tinge. What do you think I have in front of me? I have a computer. Do you mean any computer has all of your personal information on it? First of all, for the audience, Scott's computer's open to his only fans page. That's right. I haven't been really hyping that as much as I wanted to. I just mean, it feels like a tinge of like, I'll get your name wrong, I'll get the shows wrong.

I'm not getting your name wrong. I haven't said your name. Okay. Well, that's also weird. I'm in the middle of a huge introduction for you that's trying to hype up all of your projects. And here you are taking umbrage of it in the middle. No, I just look. I'm not even in the middle.

You've done so many things, so many amazing things in entertainment. Because I'm old. I'm at the very beginning. Because I'm old. You're not old. You're not like M. Night Shyamalan's old. Is that what you're saying? You're not like, you're not like trap.

You're not like old. Now my career is Dorian Gray. I've made a deal with the devil in the mirror to stay with my hair brown. No, I'm saying, no, you don't look young. Is that what you're trying to say? What the Doreen Gray thing is? What? Dorian Gray is like there's like a pain that keeps them young.

You're getting progressively older every year. There is no one that would look at me and be like, that dude's 43, straight up. Everyone would look at me and get there's, I, come on. Scott, why are we even having this conversation? Because you instigated it. I did not. You, I'm just trying to introduce you. Okay, come on.

Let's keep going. Now, what else? You want to go through? What are the web series you want to drudge up? Well, I'm going to talk prank shows? Was Knuckles a web series? In a lot of ways. Yes.

In a lot of ways. Our streaming shows, web series? Yes, in a lot of ways. Most of my career is on the internet. But you were in these Sonic the Hedgehog movies as a human being, not as, not, our friend Ben Schwartz is technically in him, but he's, he's the voice of them. He's the voice of them. So he's in these Sonic the Hedgehog movies as, were you as neighbor?

I was a police officer. You're a police officer? Yeah. Okay. Investigating what? Like hedgehog crime or? This feels, if you're, if you're, the. First of all, this feels like we've gone off the introduction.

We're now into specific questions. And it also feels slightly majority. You know what? I don't mean it to feel that way. So therefore it doesn't. You don't? Okay. He was in Knuckles.

He also claims do have been in other movies, but I don't really work. What the hell? In his new special, he says he's a movie star. You can't say you're a movie star when you've just been in movies. That's the joke of it. That's the joke. Oh, that's a joke. Why?

I haven't seen you in like a little bit. We went to Bruce Springsteen together. Like, I know. I haven't seen you since we went to the con. Yeah. And I miss you. And honestly, I've been here for 30 minutes and you've been, it's been great. And then the mics turned on.

And I don't know there's any difference in the way I'm acting. I feel completely short change. You should not because we love you here. You've been on the show many times. And now you have a new comedy special called An Intimate Evening with Adam Pally. This is a new HBO special The Home Box Office. It is premiering this

Thursday on HBO. Please welcome back to the show, Adam Pally. Welcome back Buddy. Thank you for that introduction, Scott. So good to see you. I miss you. We saw Bruce Springsteen together approximately 365 days ago. Yeah, we've seen a couple of shows together, I feel like. What are the other ones? I don't recall. Did we go to see, weren't we in the same, didn't we go to see Prince during that run together? I don't think we went together.

I don't even know if I knew you then, but. You definitely did. Did I really? Definitely. When he was playing those nice at the forum? Yeah, yeah, I went to about ten of them, but I don't recall. I think we went with, I want to say, Nicky, Nick Crowler or something. I think there was like a group of us that went.

I, did you go to the river tour with me and Casp and Marino when we rented that bus? Yes. Yeah, okay. Yes, okay. We did go to a bunch of shows together. That was one of two Bruce Springsteen shows that I got so drunk at that I got so drunk at that I passed out in the middle of the show. So did Daniela.

Yeah, well, we shouldn't have rented a bus. That was like, it was a party bus that had. We rented a party bus to go see the river tour, which is notoriously the saddest and longest Bruce Springsteen album. I love the river tour because it ends on the most depressing song, and he always has to go like, and that's the river.

That's the river. And it's like, huh, he, lights come up. Yes, we did go see that together. So we've seen two shows together,

perhaps a print show, although I don't believe so. And now you are, and now you have a new special, which I've seen, by the way, I got what they call in this business a screener. I saw it as the director intended with my email address emblazoned across the middle of the screen. I wanted to make sure you got it with your own watermark, specifically. And this is a very interesting special. Let's talk about what it is. Because the title of this, an intimate evening with Adam Pally, I, first of all, when I reached out to you

to ask you to be on the show it was like a thunderbolt hearing news of this special because I'm on the HBO mailing list their promotional mailing list of course you're a big fan I'm a huge fan of HBO it's like the way people treat Disney

I'm an HBO adult right and when I so I got something in my inbox that said Adam Palley has a stand-up special out and I said I had no idea that You did stand up, were attempting stand up, and not only that, but actually completed a special.

So I reached out to you immediately. I wanted to know exactly what this was, and I wanted to talk about it here with you. Let's talk about what this is, because it's a very unique special. Thank you. Do you want to say, that's not a compliment. Do you want to say exactly what it is? I mean, you can take it as a compliment. I don't know why, even if you don't mean it as a compliment, when you say something's unique, the person if.

But it's like, I mean, this is a bad comparison. Then don't do it. I think I have to at this point. I've already said it's a bad comparison. People are going to wonder what it is. Take a beat. Think of a better one. I'm not coming up with anything else. That was barely a beat.

Go ahead. So say you have, you know, stomach cramps and then you go take a shit in your toilet and you're like, oh, I've never seen one that looks like that before. That's very unique. You wouldn't say like, oh, this is the best thing that's ever existed. I might say, thank you. I might. is there blood in it like no that wouldn't be unique right so i'd be like thank you yeah i know it's pretty impressive it is impressive to have something come out that hasn't been done before thank you um again

not a compliment i just said it was impressive but tell us about impressive is inherently a compliment do you want to tell people what the special is or do you want me to say it because i definitely don't want me to do it i definitely don't want you to do it i yeah the special is about the special is me trying to figure out a reason why I would want to do a special were you offered

the special first or did you it does seem like I did it on a dare right it does seem like a truth or dare game gone awry

it does seem like someone said to me one night you could never do a special and I was like oh yeah give me a week I don't think you go

into it in the special but how long had you been doing these shows about three years three years you've been doing the I haven't heard

about you doing these shows I've been doing them at Largo like for a while and and at New York at the Bell House and Union Hall and then I was like taking new bits that I would find and do them on like you know I did like a lot of Joe Mandy's show and Nick's show and and each time I would like take the a bit that I didn't have and like add it to the added to the to what turned out to be an hour yeah

it turned out to be an hour probably longer and then and then instead and then I knew that it was complicated because the other thing I was trying to do while I was doing the shows was I was doing a different set each night and that is hard because like, you know... Doing different jokes or doing... Yeah, doing different

everything. Different everything. So anytime people would see you... It would be a different show and it would be different shows and it would be different... When you say songs by the way, we should mention what the show is. So it's... Yeah, I play songs. You play songs. It appears to be about three to five minutes of comedy and then... Generous. Generous. And then the rest of it is you playing songs on the guitar, sometimes with guests.

None of which you have the rights to, nor can you show it during the special. Correct. And yet still, there are billboards all over town, Scott. How does that make you feel? It seems disrespectful to the art form perhaps. Oh, really? Say the quiet part out loud. Oh, I don't think I was quiet. Oh, no. It's on your podcast, actually. No, I am. But the majority then of the special seems to be padded, or I guess made up is a better way to say it. added of a documentary about the making of the special, a documentary which seemed to have started at about 3 p.m. the day of shooting. It says that in the credits. So I'm not going to take that as an insult, even though I think you meant it to be. I'm going to take that as a back. So it's not like a documentary that's been following you during the process of putting this together for three years. That's not what the special is about. No, it's about you, the, the documentary starts at approximately sound check and goes through to the end of, through the editing process, even. Sometimes. Mm-hmm. Yeah.

So this is a, when I say it's a very unique special, it's unique in the sense of most comedy specials are like a comedian coming out and telling jokes for 60 minutes or so. Right. Those are most, most of them. Right, 99.9% of them. Yeah. Mm-hmm. And yours is very different, which is great. Great.

I think that was a slip-up. Did you mean to say great? Because your eyes went up. I realized I was caught in a trap there suddenly. It was great. It was great. You know what? I enjoyed the experience of watching it.

May I say that to you? You may. I'm going to take that as a compliment. You're more than welcome to do that. Great. Because I believe that's what you intended for people to do. That's exactly what I intended for people to do. Is to sit down or stand up.

I don't know. Do you watch TV standing up? Only when I'm walking. On my desk. When you're walking to your desk. How long do that's at my desk? I have a walking desk. Oh, you have a walking desk.

No, no. I usually watch TV sitting down. Most people do. I would say the majority of people. Yeah, somewhere, you know, I mean. I guess in that situation, the 1% would be unique. They would and be great. Wow.

Okay. But you want people to sit down. You want people to watch this. And you want people to come out the other side of this experience, having enjoyed the hour that they've spent with you. That's what I want. Can I ask you a question about what you want? Sure. Sure.

Sure. What do I want? By using words like, pass. adding or that was a slip-up i i didn't mean just that was that was that was a paging dr froyd oh well then that doesn't seem like a slip-up it may have been a subconscious right right it seems like maybe you're throwing all that out there so that i don't know other comedians could feel a sense of solace with you about oh wow that that that what's up there and what's on TV. God, like, I didn't like that.

You didn't like that either, right? It just seems a little bit like you. You know what? I just need to give you some pushback on this idea because I don't want to be the interviewer who is sitting there and co-signing what appears to be a common enemy is like a trifling experience that we can both agree with comedians. We don't like this thing. You know,

it just seems unnecessary for a stop on a press story. And that's all I want. What are you saying? Oh, I'm sorry. Were you talking? was not what were you saying oh i was talking during when you were talking i didn't mean to be i didn't mean to step over you um but tell us about the experience of making this were you offered the the or or do no repeat it did HBO come to see this show and say we got to get this on to our network what

what was the process of selling the show to you wouldn't believe it but that's exactly what happened they came and just said this is we got they came to see the show how long into you've been doing it at this point one time they saw it after the first time i didn't even have i hadn't even workshop anything it was interesting i was i had been lucky enough to uh i got to have dinner right before i started doing you were lucky enough to have dinner yeah i was lucky enough because usually i stop i'm intermittent fasting i was lucky enough one night to have dinner with chris rock oh right before i started the tour and he told me and i told them what i was doing and he said you know don't don't be upset it takes about 10 years wow to get good at comedy

at comedy like doing that yeah and I and I was like okay noted and honestly it it took me about six months and it sounds like it took you one day before HBO off one day to film it one day to get the offer yeah and now it's up there are billboards up billboards everywhere on the comedy store yeah which is amazing amazing I and I know several stand-up comedians who they work very hard of their craft and they take do they do it standing up they do it standing up which Is it 99%? It's also the opposite of what you want people to do when they're watching you. It's like, what?

I should be sitting down too. Well, I should be, I would say that you were wrong. A lot of people are watching my stuff as they're walking out. So they're more than 99%. Flipping you off as there. Yeah, it's surprising how many people. It is an interesting question. Did you get a lot of walkouts from people when you were doing this for the past three years?

Every time. Every time? Yep. And were people, would they reach out to you on? And I've had my share of this. as well, people reaching out to you on social media saying like, that sucked. Yes.

Why, why you're, it's like you're not even trying. It's like, you know, you have no... You've had a lot of this. I'm just, I'm trying to relate to you. Maybe not this specifically, but you don't seem to have any actual talent. It seems like it's a biographical tale right now. It seems like it drifted into something specific.

You seem to, you seem to have been failing upwards your entire career, you know, just a lot of stuff like that. Would people reach out to you and say stuff like that? God. You know, there was definitely, and sometimes people would get frustrated, you know, with the jokes, because they are... Were these shows free, or would you pay people to see it, or what was the process? It was a lot of the...

Actually, so, you know, it was unhoused people for unhoused people. Oh, oh, yeah. You're a hero. I didn't know. Yeah. Wow. And I'm a hero. And now they all have my phone number, and I like to consider myself a first responder to them. Oh, wow. Yeah. Meaning you text them back?

If I can, if I can, if not I'm playing. You don't pay for the Wi-Fi on planes? No, I, no, no, no. That's when I decompress. They're doing free Wi-Fi where you can just text. Yeah, I don't want that. You can't, like, go to websites or anything, but you can at least text. No, no, no.

The plane, once I get on the plane. That's your sanctuary. That's my little sanctuary, you know. And it's nice because it's, it's hard to travel. You know, it's really hard. You know what? I would say that a lot of the money that we make out of doing comedy, like, if there's some big festival, you know, out there that we get paid $3 million.

for or whatever. Exactly. A lot of it is just, it's not even for doing the shows. It's to get back and forth. We love to do the shows for these smiling faces and there's KFCs and and McDonald's and everything. And it's so great to learn stuff like that.

But we get paid for the sitting on a plane part of it. How much money would it cost for you to take Comedy Bang Bang to Riyadh? Like if they were like, there's a podcast festival. There's a podcast festival. Who else is going? Well, that doesn't seem to matter. are the doughboys going to be there i mean i can't say no everyone says there's fast food everywhere what is your show again your show i'm doing it tomorrow i believe what's it called oh staying

alive staying alive you have a new podcast with a comedian uh that i've heard of uh from long island called john gabris yes frequenter of this show uh i don't has you ever been on the show i'm not i'm not quite sure why you're doing this um but uh i'm baffled this is a podcast that you have At this route, I am baffled. Would you, would, so, yeah, I mean, it's also unlike you. It's like, is it unlike me? I mean, to me, I even, my whole life, you've been nothing but sweet and lovely and generous. I have been a supporter of you.

My entire career. I had you on my television show. Multiple times. Multiple times. Were you on multiple times? Yes, as myself and as characters. That's right. That's right.

And, and you sat on the, uh, the couch and you warned me beforehand. You were like, I just have to warn you. I've been gaining weight for a role. Uh-huh. And then that movie got cancer. And then the movie got canceled. Wait, you want to hear a really horrible story for that? It came back.

Oh, no. The movie came back. And had you slim down already? I slim down. And the movie came back and it was March 2020. And they go, can you gain? And it's with Tom Hanks and the NBA. Can you gain like 20 pounds in like three months or whatever?

I was like, I'll start right now. And so then like, you know, March is like, things are shutting down. And I kept checking. in being like what's going on with that movie and meanwhile I'm just like drinking and eating like everyone like everyone but it's what wasn't that bad but like by the time they canceled I was like 35 pounds again oh no yeah it sucked and I to bring that down from COVID and we don't want to say what the movie is in case it comes back around again no I think it's a jinx though like if if they ever reach out to you to say like hey this movie's coming back now I mean like

now it's like yeah even though I play young I'm way too old now Yeah. I mean, you know what, I bet you could still do it, knowing the personality involved. It was a biopic. Can we say that? Yeah, it's a biopic. Yeah, it's a biopic. Yeah, totally. Maybe. I don't know. I think I would be an odd choice now. I feel like it would be like, I'm old. There's so many more like better people now. Yeah, and people who actually are the weight that they're supposed to be. Yeah, I got my eye on a couple other biopics right now. Oh, really? Who do you? Bobby Kennedy Jr. Hey. Someone's going to do a funny movie about that.

Who else could you play? Who do you look? Who do, who do, who do, who do, who do, who do, who do, who do, who do, who do, who do, who do, who do, fans say you look like? I get Joaquin Phoenix sometimes. Oh, yeah. And I get both Jews from the new girl. What are their names? Jake Johnson and Max. Another Max.

I get those two depending on like my weight. And then that's depending on your weight. And then like honestly, what I get the most is like borderline. I have like, did we go to camp energy? You know, like that's where I get recognized the most. Even though I... Did you ever go to camp? I went to sleep with camp for a couple years, but I was in a big camp person, but I have this energy.

But there's presumably 90 people out there who did go to camp with you. Maybe 90, yeah, but probably less now. I'm more dead, honestly. That's true. That is a good point. So, like, I feel like it's just, it's... What if you found out that literally every single person you ever went to camp with is dead, but you? Oh, my God.

And they'd all been murdered one by one. Yeah, well, what if I didn't know why? And then I had to figure out... Who's the killer? And then you think a killer's stalking you, and then you realize, know you've been sleepwalking and killing them. Yes. And they call it sleepwalking camp.

Sleepwalking sleep away. Yeah. No, that's gilding, but literally. Let's not mess with the title. Let's call the Untitle Adam Paley Horror Project. Okay. Yeah. I think Untitled Scott Ackerman directorial project.

Dude, honestly, whatever. Whatever gets it made. In this climate? Just keep the budget low. Speaking of which, did you, you had a budge for this project that you are putting out on Thursday, It's called an intimate evening without a paler on HBO.

So you had a budge, and you had an interested network who wanted to put it up. And then you shot the show. You have special guests. You have Dave Hill who plays guitar. David Crumholtz, who's great, who sings. And we hear none, really not anything that they do. Of either of them, yeah. Because they were doing copyrighted material like Bruce Springsteen songs.

And couldn't put that in the show. Couldn't get the right. And another special guest is your father. My dad. Your father plays piano with you. And I didn't even know you played guitar. And you're up there doing it. And you sound great.

And you have three of them on stage with you. Yeah. Because I break them. I've often in the show. You said that in the show. You said, you know what? I tend to break these. And I thought it meant like you're doing Pete Townsend style, like breaking them intentionally.

And then you immediately see that it means I drop. them. Right. And the straps don't work. You had a budge for the show. I guess my question is why not one roadie who actually like is there to take care of your guitars? Because you see the process of you trying to push them into the venue. You know, now that you mention it, it would have been helpful. I, I really didn't think of it. I really was just like, oh, cool. I did not think that you could get help. Like, yeah. A lot of people out there don't know they can get help. And we're here to say it, Comedy Bang Bang, We Care. That's our tagline for this year, by the way.

I'm so tired of this. You're tired of what during the show? Fake bullshit you're doing right now with like, we care. You spent the last 25 minutes. Eviscerating you? I wouldn't call it back. Oh, I'm sorry. I would call it poking me with a butter knife.

I'm sorry, did you want a, did you want a safe little interview where topics are off limits? Yeah, really. You know what? Hold me over the cold. I don't know who that is. Yes, you do. I assume someone. Ross Nixon.

I know. Nixon. His first name was Frost. All right. That sounds ludicrous. Well, President Frost Nixon. I guess we're in the comedy of the bang, bang, bang. Yeah, there was just the bang bang. When are we going to watch the movie? We were all supposed to watch a movie. You're not on my other show, Scott has a lead. What movie did you want to do? I would love to have you on that show at some point, but you're here so infrequently. I know, I know. I watched on the plane, actually, the latest, Marvel, the new... The Thunderbolts or the Fantastic Four? That wasn't an option.

The Thunderbolts. Thunderbolts with an asterisk. Thunderbolts with an asterisk. There's a lot going on in that movie. A lot going on. Like, they have like two and a half hours, and they're just like, let's fill this with stuff. There is a lot going on. Would you be a Marvel person? Who would you be?

I was a Marvel person. I was a Marvel movie for a hot second. Oh, you were in Iron Man 3? I was in Iron Man 3. I was in Iron 3. I just spoke with the director of that film on my other show. Shane? Shane, yeah. We had Shane on Scott Hasn't Seen, a very fascinating conversation. Was it fascinating?

It was. Fascinating. Yeah. Oh, yeah. It was a great fascinating conversation, I thought. My first day in that movie, I was so nervous. And I was, like, really nervous to work with him, mostly, because he's, he's legendary. A legendary screen.

If you don't know his work, he wrote Lethal Weapon. Last Boy Scout. Last Boy Scout, but also then directed incredible films like Kiss Kiss Kiss, Bang, and the Nice Guys. And it's also legendary. for being a Hollywood party guy. Yeah. And I was really nervous and it was in like Wilmington, North Carolina.

And I got there early and it was like five in the morning and I was sitting in the makeup trailer and they were like, hey, the director wants to see you. And I was like, awesome. And I walked into Shane's trailer and he was like, hey, man, sit down. I was like, he's like, I don't want you to be nervous or anything, you know. And if I've seen weird, it's just, you know, I can't stay away from that red light district. And I was like We're in Wilmington, North Carolina

What red light district are we talking about? I think he's just doing a bit But it was like I think he was doing a bit But he's he talked about on on Scott has the scene He is a no longer Yeah Or he formerly drank

Yeah But it was It made me less nervous Like right away Because also you're acting with Robert Denny Jr. Yeah and he was in the room too And it was like very Yeah

I would imagine that they have to do that with newer actors they do they do it with everybody yeah just to be like hey you know don't don't don't get nervous and waste our time by fucking up all your lines pretty much they do they they're very calming about it they do it early in the morning

and they bring you into this like massive trailer and they just like give you face time with the two of them so that you're not like the first time you're seeing them is on set and then you're in your head going like this is fucking yeah like a mask comes off and you're like oh shit like it's yeah but so that was he wearing uh robert dine junior was he wearing was he wearing

the wig, because you know in Oppenheimer is real hair, he's called. Yeah, no, he was wearing a maternity dress. Well, Iron Man 3 is what you're here to promote. That is out there now. What was your character's name in Iron Man 3? Cameraman Gary.

That's like a superhero, cameraman. I've been trying to spin it off for years. You never know, what's his name from that movie? Ben Kingsley, right? Yeah, he returned. He came back. You could come too. I text everybody. Unreturned. Still green. Well, an intimate evening with Adam Pally is out this Thursday on HBO. It is an experience. It is something that you're going to want to sit down, you're going to want to gather all the neighbors and perhaps have a block party or something,

you know, get a tub of beer and just really go to town. Maybe, you know, maybe pause it every two minutes or so and go, did I just see that? And then start it up again. after you decompress a little bit. Tinge of jealousy, I'm feeling. I'm jealous, yeah. Tinge. I'm just kind of put my finger on it. I mean, I had my time in the sun on HBO,

and I was part of the, I guess I missed it. The sketch show, Mr. Show, which if you missed, I'm so sorry, Adam, that you haven't done your research. No, actually, I did not miss. I love Mr. Show. Oh, okay, so then you know my. And I used to, when I taught sketch, it used to be, you used to do it all the time.

I, forgive me. you're forgiven what did you do there I oh I was a writer and cast member you're a writer and Catholic what were you what did you do there you weren't in the cast

you think that I said Catholic you were heading there because I couldn't fathom that you would say cast I wasn't there were two people in that cast and everybody else was and then the one guy I would say I was in regular cast I was recurring cast

but but the government knows that no I mean on my tax sheet I mean I said I was cast Right okay But no yeah So I had my time in the sun on HBO I travel I feel like our sons are Yours may have been a little bit more of a foggy day

Wait you think this special No not for Bob and David You think this particular special Of you dicking around for an hour Whoa Is better than my experience crafting one of the most seminal sketch shows of

our or any other generation Well, when you put it like that I don't know any other way to put it at him Oh, I could think of a couple ways to put it. Oh, really? Let's hear your... When you were a first-time staff writer First time, best time. On an all Caucasian male staff.

Well, that we didn't have a lot to do with that. The pickings were slim. In a time. But we were feminists. We were feminists. Okay, sure. at a time when comedy was still new and ideas could be explored. It wasn't a fucking Sid Caesar sketch show where you could just go out there and dribble down your shirt and everyone just...

And you were getting salads for Kyle Gass or whatever. I never got a single salad for or from. I did not neither give nor receive salad. So whatever you were doing, getting chicken Zazu or whatever you were ordering from. I didn't get him any food. Fuck you. Fuck you. Anyway, an intimate evening with Adam Pally out this Thursday.

We need to take a break, Adam. I do. Please, I do, I feel bad. I haven't seen your friend chicken in a long time. We need to take a break. When we come back, we're going to have a set of twins. We'll be here. We also have an idea, man.

This is a packed show, Adam. Can you stick around? Of course. Thank you so much again for having me. Love having you. I love you. We're going to be right back. I love you.

We are going to be right back with more. Adam Pally, more comedy, bang, bang, bang. We'll be right back after this. Comedy Bang, bang, bang, we're back. Adam Pally is here. An intimate evening with Adam Pally on HBO starting this Thursday. Does it air once and then it's on Max or Max, by the way, your character from happy endings? Go.

I think it goes on Go. And then after Go. It's on HBO now. It's on HBO now. Would you have to watch on your phone vertically? Vertically. Not horizontally. So you're going to miss like most of it.

On the edges, you'll miss, but you don't really need any of that. So you want people to be edging while you watch an intimate evening with Adam Pally. And it's on this Thursday, but people can get it afterwards streaming. It's got long legs. Long legs, just like myself. And a little gentleman in the movies, cinema history, we call Long Legs. It's been a guest on this show before. Cool.

Yeah. A lot of people come through this show. I can see by the table. Yeah, it's a huge honor for you to be on this. For you, I'm saying. Okay. Because so many great people have been on this show. Okay.

Okay. Great. Thank you. I don't understand. Sure. I'm just saying that, you know, a little gratitude would go a long way. Okay. I reached out to you, which proves my bona fides.

What? You boners? Okay, no. I did not open that email on paper. The one that said bono feet is? Yes. We have to get to our next guest. They are twins

This is exciting I don't think I've ever met twins before When I did a day of punch-up on New York Minute starring Ashley and Mary Kate Olson I believe they did not come into the writer's room But this is exciting to talk to some twins Please welcome for the first time on the show Barbara and Brittany Toadfelson

Hi, I'm Barbara And this is my sister Oh! Hi. Hi. We're so excited to be here. Hi. It's so great to meet you, you both. This is your, yeah, this is your sister. Yes, we're twins. Forced twins. It's incredible. Oh, I don't know. I don't know what. Adam, do you know what forced means? Oh, my God. Forced. Forced? Do you know what forced means?

Twins. Forced twins. No, we know what, tell you what, we know what forced means, and we know what twins means. But together, it's a... I see. I'm seeing. Okay, perfect. So my mom obsessed with twins. so deeply wanted to have twins ever since she was little she was a single oh okay yeah why did she want twins so badly had she just fantased it was she an only child no she had siblings but i think there was always that wonder what if i had that special twin bond with someone right someone to complete each other's um yes sandwich so exactly frozen exactly so you're a parent i got a daughter hey and she's a single That's the one thing we haven't come. She is a single.

Bummer. Yeah. Did you guys try? I guess so. We could have occasionally, I mean, you did, I'm sure you did yours the natural way. We did us the natural way. Just blasting away. Anywhere that could.

Anywhere would handle it, mostly in the garbage and then we'd hold it over. Yeah, but we had to implant several times. So occasionally there would be times. Yeah. We would say like, oh, there's a possibility. Of twins. And it runs in my wife's family. So we knew it was an option.

Wow. Oh. And you still had a single. Wow. You've had three singles. I've had three singles. Yeah. Oh, my God. They're runners on base. That's right. Waiting for the cleanup man to go.

Yeah, that's death. Crack for that. See, so my mom, my mom, it was her night. No offense. It was her nightmare to have a single. You know, it just sounded awful to her. She didn't want her kid to live in a world where it didn't have like a magic connection with another kid. Yeah.

Yeah, that kind of thing that you see in like, the parent trap or whatever where your mom is one girl that's what's crazy that's actually offensive you're kidding i always thought that lindsay lohan sister just never worked again yeah no everyone thinks that there's like a dud lohan and then there's the lindsay lohan and that there's just like a secret lohan she's keeping it and an adder dud dud dud yeah dud low hand dud yeah dead and a dead and that's not true not true that's one lady they did this through studio trickery it was like in the 60s wasn't it i think so yeah linds Well, no, there wasn't like an earlier parent trap.

There was an early parent trap. Was that a single? That's no kids. So they didn't even have one actress? Not even one. It's so sick. What am I looking? I must be looking at a little, a little, a, a,

maybe a doll or something? Yeah. Or like a, like a dog in a dress? I have suspicions. One is a doll and one is a dog that looks like the doll. So scary. A doll and a dog in a dress was in the original parent trap. And then Lindsay Lohan had a dead sister and a dud sister.

Yeah. For the remake. For the remake, I mean, it really is just her. Her dad and her dad were at home, but, like, they didn't even just use twins. Oh, okay. That's the thing. That's what sucks. The twin representation is really bad.

Okay. So, but you, so your mom wanted twins. She wanted twins. She wanted twins. She needed twins, kind of medically, she, what do you mean by medically? Like, she was just like, I was going to kill myself of an armed twins. Oh, I see. So medically meaning her mentally medically.

Yeah. Totally. Her medical situation would end if that would happen. Absolutely. She would have no medical. Yeah. is mendical. Mendical.

Got it. Yeah. So it's a medical situation. And so she, is she, you have a father, I'm presuming. Oh, for sure. Yeah. Both singles, uh, singles, but together. And so they, uh, you know, he got on board with the whole twin thing.

You know, it's easy to convince someone. Do you want to have twins? Yes. It's kind of an auto yes. That doesn't, whoa, I don't know that I would be an auto yes on that. I mean, it sounds like, it sounds like, it would actually be, yeah, I think I, are you afraid? Am I what? Are you afraid?

Are you afraid? Are you afraid? I guess so. Answer the question. Yeah, I guess I am afraid of twins. Like, I wouldn't, I'm afraid of the workload. And the money and everything. It feels like a lot.

You're afraid of the money that'll come in? Like the power? The money that I would have to put out to care for another trial. Yeah, yeah. Because there's like two malice to feed now as opposed to one. Oh, that's interesting. So that's not the case with us. So because we're forced twins.

By the way, and you're Barbara. Is that right? I'm Barbara. Brittany hasn't been really speaking all that much. Could we hear what? I don't know if you. Uh-huh. what what is it exactly

Brittany why does Brittany's voice sound like that before we get into the process of and it seems to be tickling barb I look because she told a joke did you not get it oh no I guess I guess I yeah okay she has very people sometimes say she has like a British

sense of humor so it might not make sense oh it doesn't come across the pond yeah it might not make total sense to well there's an English there's a language barrier there's a language barrier yes English people say stuff differently yeah Isn't that a joke from your special? Oh my God.

That's so cool. That's the second one out of three, right? That's the first one. Okay, so you asked about Britney's voice. Yeah, I did. In a roundabout way, yeah, yeah. So because we're forced twins, my mom, when she got pregnant, the embryo was a single. And she said, no, no, no.

We have to split this. Okay. Oh, is that medically sound? What did they do? They chopped the embryo in half? Are you a doctor? You nailed it, Scott.

Wow. Okay. They get in there, they chop the embryo in half to create twins. They do the incision while the embryo is inside. Yeah.

And then they hope. And they say, We hope. So when my mom gave birth, I came at first, I'm older. You can tell I have a little more maturity. And you can talk English as well.

Right. I can talk American English. Yes, that's true. So when I came out, All good. I'm just kind of missing some of my parts of my body. No big deal. Oh, what's missing?

I haven't gotten a good look at you. Are we allowed to ask? You can totally ask. I choose to look at you from the eyes down to your chin. Oh, okay. Oh, is that your chin? That, this is Britney's chin. It's kind of cute.

You have Britney's chin. It's Britney's chin. Yeah. Oh, okay. It's Britney's chin. So I exist, you probably can't tell. I don't have my legs, which hopefully that's not a problem. No.

No, at comedy banking, not only do we care, but we also, no disability, et cetera, et cetera. No disabilities on comedy. Scott's always going on about that. That's for his house, too. No disabilities at Scott's house. We don't have the ramps really necessary in order to, but no, I do want to say that everything is, we take all comers. It's also, that's actually what it says on the application to work here. All comers.

All comers. No, no disabilities. Wow. That's so kind of alarming, Scott, because Brittany got my legs. Brittany got your legs. What do you have there? Do you have like the Oscar, what's his name? Oscar.

Pistorius. Podiatrist? Would it be weird if his name was pediatrist? And he had no legs. That would be too ironic. Didn't he murder his wife? I mean, or was it with a kick? I think it was manslaughter.

Is that? That's less. It was a lesser... It was vehicular, though. I... We're not laughing about this terrible tragedy. We're laughing at our own words. No, we're laughing about Oscar Petroius.

Patronus. I think we talked about this a couple of weeks ago. He came up? If he was your Petronus, that would be strange, right? I wouldn't... I mean, I don't like J.K. Rowling, so I don't think about Paternas. That notorious turf? We don't like her here, a comedy bang, bang.

You don't? No, I wouldn't even have her on the show. if she applied to be on the show. I would not. I would turn her away at the door. I would let her come here and spend the expense and all the hassle, get an Uber and all that kind of stuff. Yeah.

And then at the door, I'd go like, we don't like you. You'd turf. And I would slam the door in her face. You put her up in a really nice hotel, say it's totally covered. Yeah. She goes to checkout. Bills on her. And I do that when I book the room and I go like,

hey, hey, hey, she wants to pay for this. Yeah. Like, I know that I'm supposed to put a credit card down, but she really wants to big time us. And then show a picture of her castle and be like, yeah. I mean, so like, there's obviously not a money. Give me a second.

I'm just going to call the hotel. Scott Bovina up at. We book all of our guests on comedy. For an hour podcast. Yeah, very generous. For an hour in the hotel. He said he loved my special that much. Wow.

I haven't heard of that. I had to have you on, everybody. Hey, there's a lot to ask. I miss you too. I miss you too. I miss you too. Think about you all the time. Yep. Got to see another spring scene show and no other musical.

Yeah, or Prince. Not sure. Not sure if we can make that happen. Oh, yes, Brittany has my legs. Brittany has your legs. Brittany has my legs. You have her chin. And I got a head.

I got the head part of the embryo. Yeah, I wasn't going to mention this, but Brittany doesn't really have what, like a traditional head. Yeah. No, she doesn't have a traditional head. They cut. Yeah, I got it. I got it. She, um, they, she was born without a head.

And they were like, we got to fix this probably in like a few minutes. They wanted to do a cold play on her. They wanted to do Fix You. Right. That was on the tip of my tongue. That was on the tip of my tongue. When I hear Fix You, I immediately think about that song from 2003, maybe. Their self-titled album.

2008, who even knows? X, Y, I don't know. Their third record, speed of sound. It was the first single. Dude, quit while you're ahead. Oh, I was a head? Well, she doesn't have a head. She doesn't have a head.

So they did what they could. They found, they went to the morgue, unfortunately, to find, you know, unused heads and things like that. And then they ended up finding up a one that perfectly fit the kind of the hole that was there. That's what we're all looking for. We're all looking for a head to fit a hole. You know? Nine inch nails. As I was to say, yeah.

Well, you beat me to, well, you beat me to the past. And I totally get what you're both saying Because I know a ton of Nine Inchannel songs Yeah But so what what I mean Whose head is that on Brittany is that And what species Because I have to say her voice sounds like

And this is you know When people When guests come on the show I don't want to insult them Of course So I try not to You're not for being nice Yeah I'm the nice host

Yeah But it sounds like the braying of a sickly horse That's so Classic Scott And not only that, but it sounds like a YouTube video of the braying of a sickly Why would I play a video of a... I'm just saying what her voice sounds like. It's just, yeah, it's, because you sound so clear.

Yeah. She sounds like she's coming through a phone. Yeah. And it seems like it's cutting in in the middle of what she's saying. Yeah. Yeah. That must be language stuff because... It must be language.

So, yeah, we were told actually, they wouldn't tell us whose head it was. I mean, I know she kind of has like these gray features. She has, like, bigger ears to me. They told us it was a celebrity's head. So, I mean, there are horse celebrities. Could be, yeah, Mr. Ed. Can you think of another horse celebrity? Seabiscuit, and then Hidalgo?

I'm sorry. Wasn't Hidalgo another horse movie? I don't know. I kind of take offense to this. What was that Bobcat, Goldthwaid horse movie? If it wasn't called Bobcat. It should be called Bobcat. Then I think you'd go expecting a movie about Bobcats.

And then you'd see it was Goldthwaite and go, you know what? I can't sue you because literally Bobcat is in this, but I'm not happy. But now that you mention it, old Bobcat, Goldway, does sound like a horse. That's a good boy. And I'm trying to not take offense here, guys, that I think my sister's head is a horse head. If anyone should take offense, it would be your sister, not yet. Yeah, no. You have a beautiful.

Oh, my God. And we would not. I mean, you are a stone cold fox. Thank you. Wow. Guys, stop. This is crazy. Stop.

This is just Scott. Okay. Guys, both of you, stop, Adam, stop. I'm not even here. Adam, please. Like you are. I actually mourned to your sister. You are a dying piece.

Okay. Wow. This is so nuts because usually at the bars, Brittany is the one who gets sexually harassed. Oh, I get that. Yeah. You get that? I get that.

Yeah. Well, it was a big hole. So, yeah, it wasn't a perfect fit. There's still a gap between where the head goes on and where the big hole was. But they told us this was a celebrity head. So I was trying to, I've always wondered, which celebrity had is this? You know, you always wonder that when you see people. So I was, I sometimes will go through, like, who was born in 1995?

Who, or sorry, who, us? Yeah, it shouldn't be who died? Excuse me, who died? Who was born? Us, the Toad Felsen Twins, of course. That is your name and you know it very well. And I know it very well. But I just haven't been able to narrow it down.

Celebrities who died in 1995, if you guys have any pitches, I'd be dying to know. I could do a quick. A quick Google search would help. Yeah. celebrities who, you're going to have to close your only. And it would have to, oh gosh. Died in 1995, you say. Oh, Lana Turner died in 1995.

Oh. Jerry Garcia. Oh, my God. Of Cherry Garcia? Of Cherry Garcia fame. That would be amazing if my sister got Jerry Garcia's head. Her head was Jerry Garcia. Wait, how do we prove it?

I guess we could listen to a Grateful Dead song and see if it sounds like the same. She'll know some of it. Okay, wait. Yeah, let me. What's any Grateful Dead song? Scarlet Bagonia. Scarlet Bagonias. Scarlet Bagonias? Yep.

Okay. Let me play Scarlet Bagonia's here. Let's see if it strikes something. See if it strikes something. Here we go. This is a live version. Oh, good. You pick the live version. Apparently at Winterland in 1974.

Oh, this will be a little slower. Why do you say that? Because in the late 70s, they were playing things faster. Interesting. Because there was drugs involved. This might be the first Grateful Dead song I've ever heard. Really? You would like the Grateful Dead.

They're one of the great American band. But the John Mayer version. The John Mayer version. Yeah, only. Because I was walking round over the square. Chill to the winter, but a nip to the air. Oh, wait. Oh, my God.

It's trying to sing. Oh, my God. That is, this whole time, I was only looking up women celebrities. I didn't think to look up male. Male ice cream centric. Yeah, ice cream related celebrities. Wow. This is huge news.

I feel like you need to call like the remaining members of the Grateful Dead. I know, because this is like, you know, they just had a bunch of concerts at the sphere. You could be like playing the sphere with it. Yeah. Well, I couldn't play the sphere. It's not my head. Of course. But you probably have, do you have any body parts of Jerry Garcia?

you know? I mean, maybe you have the right hands, you know, the one he played guitar with or something like that? What? You think my disgusting, a crusty right hand with a ton of calluses is Jerry Garcia's hand? Those look like guitar calluses to me. I mean, and Adam, you know guitar calluses better than anyone. Usually they're on the left, but yeah. Even if you play with your other hand? Notoriously, Jerry Garcia was a righty. Yeah, but he strummed very heavily. Sure, and I guess I could get calluses from strumming. Wait, does it matter that my right hand has always faced the wrong direction?

No It doesn't because that still is the right hand The right hand But yeah Bummer Didn't work out Just somebody else's hand No I don't think we should give up

No I don't Look a little further I bet there are heroin marks on the Yeah On my arm? No way Let me check my arm Okay I see some on my thigh

Does that mean anything Maybe you could have Jerry's thigh I mean if you do have Jerry's Do you have Jerry's beautiful thighs Yes Oh wait I don't have have like so these are just my uh these are my prosthetics does that count yeah i mean were they prosthetics of his thighs and they were based on they said some old man's thighs oh maybe he did

like a molding of his thighs that sounds like something he would do especially in the remaining years between tour gigs non-stop american touring uh an american tour sounds nice my sister and i always wanted to go on american tour it does sound good i would love to drive around the country Yes, right? I'd love to be flown first class around the country. You don't want to drive? You don't like a road trip? Like on a comfortable?

I've had to do the driving during our tours. Yeah. But like don't you see those videos of the comedians and like the big buses? You're like, I could do that. Yeah, I could do it if someone else were driving. Yeah, yeah, like a road manager. Yeah, but I think anything over five hours is like tough on the old caboose. Yeah.

That's a real butt beater. You got to get someone to switch you out like they do with twins in the biz. You know, they'll. switching out your butts? Well, what they do with twins

in the biz when you have I don't know what that means. You keep saying what they do with twins in the biz?

I don't know what you're saying. Yeah. Oh, wow, that's so crazy. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

So you're a single in the biz. I'm a twin in the biz. Okay. What biz? The industry. The industry of note. Are you in show business?

I'm in show business. I had no idea. You haven't talked about this. Oh my God. What do you do in show business? We, you know, we twin online.

We, we, I don't know what that means either. That's crazy. What does that mean like you share an account or something? We should definitely have to share an account for brand purposes. But we do we do branding deals for twin stuff, you know, like matching shirts, same size, you know, same size shirts. Products aimed exclusively at twins? Totally.

Okay. And because. Seems like a small market. Twins? Adam's whole family is twins, except all his children. No. No. That's not what I said at all.

I said there's, it runs in my wife's family. Also, I think we. And why are you running away from it? because I don't want twins. I said that. I actually actually also think we, isn't it 1% of the population as twins? I mean, that's, I guess 1% of the population, if there's 7 billion people on Earth, that's, you know, what is that? 700 million people.

So that is a large. And times two. That's a lot more than. Yeah. Times two? I don't think that's right. No. Times two.

Times three for triplets. I don't think that's how that works. No, because all those people are counted as a person. And divide by two for singles. So less than one percent of the world. This is not a twasy math, as George W. Bush said. So, yes.

We're trying to become a brand. Yes. You can't just say so yes. Anyway, with what you're saying. In addition. Do you do double minkum? I wish.

They don't do the twin thing anymore. What? They've taken that away from their brand. That's their whole thing. That's their thing. Double mint. I know. But twins are not popular in the media.

People think we're a threat. It is scary sometimes. I mean, like do the Shining Girls? If every twin banded together And you just rolled your eyes And tried to overthrow That you just rolled your one eye The shiny girls

My old eye that's a bloodshot red That might be Jerry Garcia No really Also you have a big thick gray beard Yeah Yeah Yeah So

And you're wearing tie-dye On what little body parts you do have Yeah So what And it's got cute bears on it What of it? You brought up the Shining Twins. Yes.

And I need you to investigate that. I'm on Google, like in what? Yeah. What do you mean? Investigated. Yeah. The Shining Twins had given a bad name to Twins. Well, they're creepy.

Right. And they're Uki. But guess what? They're positively spooky. Yeah. And then they're what, the Adam's family. The Shining twins are here. Now let me ask you, Scott.

Who's the villain in the Shining? Some might say Jack Nicholson himself is, is, or maybe his mental illness. I prefer to think that it's a mental illness that no one is at fault for in that. Sure, he hacks up his own family, but, uh, but I don't. A single, hacks up his own family.

Yeah, they're all singles. Yeah. I guess that's true. Like, I guess just by inherent numbers, most crime is committed by non-twins. Thank you. I will bring up the Menendez brothers. Yeah. They're twins? I don't know. I actually don't know. They've never said. That's what's weird is we have. We had them under oath at one point?

And they won't admit it. And honestly, it's kind of like when you see a crime and you're like, gee, I hope it's not my demographic. I'm praying they're not twins. Right. I'm praying those are two singles. I wonder, okay, so twins are 1% of the population. Right. And really 2% percent of times two.

I don't think so. But so most crimes take place from 99% of the people, sure. But I wonder if the proportionate, like I wonder if twins are responsible proportionately for more crime. Like twin, you know, have you ever? committed a crime? No. I mean... Not a single one.

You didn't speed coming here? Well, Britney drove. Brittany's leaking a little. Yeah. There's like a leak. Oh, I see. Brittany... Brittany is pointing towards my computer,

wondering if I'll play the Grateful Dead song again. I'm sorry, we couldn't get the rights of this. Much like an Adam special and intimate evening with Adam Pally. I doesn't mean it doesn't deserve to be shown. Yeah, sorry. Brittany's hole is leaking. Let me, I usually stuff it with tissue papers, but she absorbed all of them earlier. Okay, yeah, stuff that gross.

Okay. Do I talk about your leaks in a person? What about your holes? Are your holes always dry as can be? Oh, yeah. Let's give it a test, Scott. Do you have a swab? Let's see if Adam's holes are dry.

Oh, yeah. Let's show me your big hole, Adam, and I'll see how dry you are. You guys, why are you doing this? You both know exactly what I was talking about. During the break, Adam was talking about his anal leakage. I'm sorry. I mean. It's just, I'm sorry I brought it up about the leaking.

It's okay. I don't understand why you're giving me such a hard time. I'm sorry, we all have it. I think it's brave that you made a special about your anal leakage. I did not do that. I think that that's the underlying theme of your special and I think it is very brave. To get people who have it hope. Exactly.

I'm hoping that we give twins in the media hope that like this is the real representation. I cannot stress this enough and I've had to address this before. My special is not about anal leakage. You've addressed this before. Yes. It has nothing to do with that. I don't know why it keeps... Is it subtext? Because I'm very good at subtext. In what way are you good at subtext? Oh, I'm reading it all the time.

In what? Like the works of Shakespeare? Yeah. The immortal bard himself? Yes. Right now I can tell you're excited. Subtext. She's good. She's good. Where in the plays, like, the melancholy Dane? He's excited still.

Yeah. Oh, very good. She's really got you. Look, I, Barbara and Brittany, I'm so glad you're in show business. You haven't really said what you do in it, but, and I'm not going to be playing the, I'm not going to be playing the video or that's a very funny joke, whichever one that. It was really funny and you don't need to play the video. Oh, she mixed a joke and a request to play the video. I know. She's like Weird Al. She's funny and she sings.

Yeah, okay. I like that. I think he'd take that as a compliment. Yeah. Yeah. Well, we need to take a break if that's okay. But can you stick around both of you? Of course. I didn't hear what Brittany had to say.

Brittany, do you want to stick around? I promise. I'll give you 15 apples. That's good. Sounds like the 15 apples was... Sounds like we have a deal for those 15 apples. That's actually a lot of apples. That's two minutes.

That's a lot of apples. Like 15? I go bad. How many apples could you eat in one sitting? Three. You think you'd do three? I think if I was pushed, if it was like, how many apples do you? I think I could do three.

I think if I was really hungry, I could do three, maybe three and a half. This is an ad. This is an ad. Britney, you're doing an app? Sorry, she's trying to do SponCon on her own. I told her she has to do stuff only with me. So into branding. It's so sick. I'm so sorry. All right, well, we need to take a break.

When we come back, we have an idea, man. Brittany. We'll be on the show. Plus, we're going to have more, Adam Pally. We're going to have more with Barbara and Brittany, Toad Felsen. We'll be right back with more comedy bang, bang, bang after this. Comedy Bang Bang. We're back with Adam Pally. An intimate evening with Adam Pally is on HBO this Thursday. And are you going to do more specials? Is this... I was till I had this conversation with you.

I don't mean to be discouraging to you because... Well, that's all you've been. I was thinking maybe I have more to give, but I really think I need to take a moment. Really see how this is received. And see how it's received. Because honestly, before I got here, I thought it was being received one way. Have the reviews been coming in? Have they been tricked? trickling in or has there been a torrent from friends and peers from friends and peers they seem to like it they seem to like it great fantastic well that's most of them that's good to hear from friends and peers in a time like this is it not but when when does say the official reviews

what time like this are you referring what does that mean time like an exciting time where your career might be on a precipice of being ruined ruined ruined I mean something like this can can definitely be uh you know it can can set your career off in a different direction this is wild what like there are so many podcasts there are yes and we're so glad that people are listening to this one aren't we i guess they will i mean this is how you treat people i i don't think that i treat people any differently uh be they friends or be they people i think you get the same treatment on comedy bank why are you talking like that be they this people what what is trying to do today

to speak like my hero willie shakes the immortal bard himself he's excited author of the scottish play i can't stand he's excited intellectually impressive scott we also have uh barbara and brittany toadfelsen here they are twins and they're in the industry although i've not heard what they do in show business at all um we need to get to our next guest and i have to say uh our next guest has been in the bathroom for about 30 minutes here and has finally come out we we were all ready to go we had all the ads were done and everything and then he made us wait

for another 25 minutes or so coming out of the bathroom but he's here now so it's wonderful to have him please welcome is it Bort Mr. Ackerman well that may be factually

accurate why on earth would you use it to introduce me on your radio program? I'm sorry is your name Bort? Bort McSpoon

You have all the information there on the board Is that short for Robort? Yes. Great question. See, that is an introduction. That is connecting. I'm sorry, I didn't mean to.

I mean, maybe it was passive-aggressive of me. And let me say that was maybe the first time I've ever been passive-aggressive on this show. Oh, yeah. Okay. But I probably, but you did keep us waiting. Isn't the title called Comedy Bang Bang? I believe it is. Yeah, that's passive-aggressive.

Is that what CBB stands for? I don't know what this is. I have no idea. Brittany has CBB. Oh, I'm so sorry. Thank you. I'm wearing a ribbon, though, like a polka-on ribbon. And I noticed that, and I noticed, Adam, you're not wearing a ribbon.

That's for CBB. I'm wearing the non-CB ribbon. Oh, got it. I get confused with these ribbons. Do we like the thing? No, you don't wear a ribbon for CBB. Oh, okay, got it. Anyway, Bored, I'm so sorry.

You did keep us waiting for a long time, though. Well, I'm sorry, Mr. Ackerman, but I just received devastating news about my wife passing. so I don't know why you have to come at me so aggressively to start the podcast and that made you shit for a really long time what in God's green earth are we doing here no I was in your restroom perusing the soaps I wasn't sure if it was my time yet do you like my collection by the way loved it very Star Wars themed very on par for everything else I see I mean they're star they didn't start out that way but they all just naturally once you start rubbing your body they turn into a

droid or an ingot? Sorry, you found out your wife died today? Thank you. Yes. That's true. That's the information I'm coming with. So when I was in the restroom, I was taking a little bit of time. You're perusing the soaps. Was that 25 minutes of it? Oh, my lord, Mr. Ackerman. No, then I had to open

up a red tube on my browser, on my phone. And your wife died today? My wife died. And you learned of it. On red tube? No, that's just not how I love. I hate when you strike from red tube. I don't, like, I want to be as sympathetic and empathetic process. That's horrible. Yeah.

It seems like you're doing a lot of things post-learning of this traumatic incident. Absolutely. Oh, wait, the soaps and the Red Tube was post-learning your wife had died? Yes. So, Mr. Okman. Adam Bally here is asking me great questions, connecting with me empathetically. Meanwhile, you're coming at me again in 10. I don't mean to.

Can I ask about your wife? How did she pass away? I'm so sorry to hear this. Segway. I'm trying. I'm trying to segue from the soap thing into how did your wife die. I've been doing the show for a while.

I had an aunt that died at that supermarket. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, wait, are you saying that your wife died on a segue? On a segway? At Segway. At Segway. At Segway on a segue.

Oh, my God. It was in the middle of a switching of conversation as well, so it was actually a triple segue. This is all just the information's rolling in. And I didn't know exactly. You're getting information from multiple sources? Mr. Hockerman. People are reaching out.

Yes. Oh, yes. When there's a triple Segway death out in public? Yeah, which again leads me to wander and to stress, you must be under such duress. So you hear this news and you go, oh, God, I got to escape this news. I'm going to open up a porn site on my phone? Sure. Well, first of all, I'm thrown by the soaps.

Okay. Of course. Which is jarring because you're in someone's an adult house and they have Star Wars soap. Very R2D2. These are not the soap I'm looking for. I was seven years old when Star Wars came out. I'm of that generation. We love our Star Wars.

I have a question too, which is that you wanted to attend a podcast even after learning. I mean, I appreciate you not leaving as high and dry in C block. Right. But were it to be me, I would have just made some excuses and dealt with the situation. Why are you here on the podcast? And were it to be me, I would have simply said the truth. My wife just passed away. Sure. I need to get out of here.

I guess when I say it would be me because Brittany and I have agreed to never marry. Right. And it is me. And I decided to continue with my day, to deal with the things that I had lined up. And then... What do you have lined up after this? Well, I'm doing Mark Maren's last episode. What? It's his final? It's his final.

You're his final guest. I'm the guy. A guy who's only interesting thing he's mentioned is that he died and watched porn right now. Now I know why you open up that red tube. You got to relax where you go to Mark. I'm going to be on edge. Adam, if you thought this was a hard question. Oh, he's going to grill me about my...

I've already heard from Mark. He loves my special. No. I don't think he would, actually. No, in fact, he told me he didn't. I'm an idea man. I have ideas. I just haven't been able to get them out

because Mr. Ockman here keeps grilling me on my day. Oh, that's right. I forgot you were an idea, man, which is how you wanted me to... Because it seems to me like your guy with dead wife... Well, that's the day. porn addict with a dead wife well come on sure no come on today today i'm dealing with a dead wife that's not that's not what describes me but porn addict would well look the facts of the information may be true but why on god's green earth are you saying it on your radio program you're the way

you i do have to say and i never defend scott but you you are the one that said you were on well you had a good question what was i doing in there for all that time right right and you don't want to lie to us no of course i'm answering the question so did you crank one out out in the bathroom? I tried, but I was too sad. On my... It didn't happen. That makes sense.

Considered it. Your subtext is so sad. So you were not sad enough to not start. Well, you've got to give... Hey, sometimes you've got to give yourself a try. You know? You got to see... You're an optimist.

I'm an optimist. I'm an optimist eternally. Eternally, except when I'm getting grilled over here by this guy. I'm sorry. I don't mean to do that. Well, I'm sorry to hear about your wife in this triple segue incident. Thank you. Do you have family or...

Yeah. No, no. I was going to do. ask you. I just, I love your voice. Thank you. Could you say something for me? Sure. Could you say what is the deal with these airplanes? What is the deal with these airplanes? Thank you. Okay. Okay. I, look, I do have to say you sound a little bit like, let me tell you, I wasn't trying to, but now. You said a little like a previous guest we've had on this show called Weed Seinfeld. And now I am hearing it myself. I swear to God was not the plan. Weed Seinfeld is a comedian who makes, I've heard,

He's heard him, hilarious. He has one joke per episode. Oh, yeah, I've heard a few. The hilarious man. You find a lot in common with this guy. You're special. He laughs per minute. Wow, I can't tell you how different of a plan my voice when I came in here.

It sounds different now that you've heard it. I'll drop, I'm going to try to get back to the way it was when you start. Mr. Ackerman. There we go. That's a, yeah, you're locked in. Mr. Ackerman. You're locked in.

Yes, I'm an idea man. Okay. Can I get to my ideas? Oh, boy, I can't shake it. When it's in your ears, you can't shake it. I'm sorry. I didn't read it to do it. This is just like my S&L showcase where every character became a week time show.

You auditioned for S&L? Of course I did. I'm an idea man. And your idea was, why don't I become famous on S&L? What's it in with a show? Yes. I'm an idea, man. I got ideas.

And they are industry ideas. These might help you. You might be interested. I'm going to hear some of your idea. Because I don't want to, just because the terrible thing has occurred. I don't want to distract you from what you came here to do. You keep bringing it up.

You keep bringing up the saddest moment in my life. That was the sad. This was the sad moment of your life. I'm so sorry. My wife. What are some other sad moments? In life? Yeah.

Oh, I remember seeing With Honors, the movie. Joe Pesci dies at the end, spoiler. Sorry, it's sad. You know what? I walked out, so I'm glad to hear. I don't have that closure yet until now.

He said he had Adam's number because he's unhoused. and you would reach out. I wish we would not bring that part up. Yeah, I do remember the one line I remember from that movie is someone said, you know, if we're not careful, we're going to be graduating without honors. And it was like they were aware of the title of the movie they were in. Yeah, I like that. It's like hearing the name of the album in a song.

Yeah, exactly. Or in an improv scene where someone says the suggestion laid into the scene because no one said it yet, they think the audience needs to hear it. Sure, yeah. How do you know so much about improv? You're very clued into the scene. I'm in the industry. I'm an idea man.

What better ideas than improv, am I wrong? I need some ideas, born. Let's hear some of these ideas. All right, so I have this game show idea. Okay. Here's what we do. We line up a bunch of sexy singles, right? Uh.

No? Singles. I, yeah, no offense. Oh, right, yes. Maybe we could come up with a different term for it. Lying a bunch of sexy non-relationshipers. Great. Okay, okay.

And then while they're on the studio, we sneak into their houses, and we pull out their pillows. The actual pillows they sleep on, right? we take off the case and then we put these disgusting sweat-soaked pillows in front of them and make them try to guess whose pillow is whose I have a couple well is it to ask any follow-up questions I mean we may as well dig in a little bit what how like why what sweat have you ever looked at your pillow yeah after I mean you know I don't like stare it down exactly that's my point no one would know and so they look so hot these These people, these sexy, hot people look so hot.

And then we see their disgusting pillows. You're so horned up. Yeah, what? Why do you? It sounds like you just want to gather a bunch of sexy people. Yeah, and like you're watching red tube in the bathroom. You're watching pillowcase red tube? It's almost like you guys can't leave the fact that, sure, while I was in a stranger's bathroom for a little time, I perused red tube.

Perused. Perused. That's a gentle term for what you're doing with. It's hard to find the perfect video that you're looking for. You were perusing the soaps. You were looking at porn. Okay, fair. Hey, Adam. Can I just say, I don't think you need the pillowcase aspect of it. I think the sexy people coming to a location is enough and then they hook up or whatever, you know.

Well, but it's a game show, right? What's the mechanic of the game? Yeah. Well, because if you, my, my, my, I don't think people could identify their pillows. I don't know what you think. So it's really just about guessing pillows. Yeah, if it's just about guessing pillows. Why do they need to be sexy? Because you think sexy people are going to have clean pillows, but they don't. We all have disgusting pillows. It's a commentary. It's a commentary. on life. There's disgusting pillows behind all of us. You're not looking at it, right? You're putting a, oh, you're putting a thing on top of it. But how often do you buy

a pillow? Once every, what? Twenty years. Well, you wash your pillow, don't you? What? You changed the case. Yeah, the case. But the pillow. The case is what protects the pillow from your filthy, disgusting head. I defy everyone who's listening to this right now. Pause this podcast.

Go look at your pillow and tell me that you're not disgusted. Well. I'll wait. I really don't want you to do that Scott are there supposed to be police all around Yeah what is happening with it Why are there so many police everywhere I don't know

I'm not the police Why did you answer? No one asked me I'm a guest on the podcast I was just saying it rhetorically We were just looking around What's the deal with the police? I don't know

All right Try to work some need to do it It's another guy's job I'm trying to take his thing Okay fine bad idea Fine bad idea You seem a little like this other guest I've had on who comes on and

pitches musicals like bad ideas for musicals too. These all sound like cool, great combination of these two guests. Okay. They sound funny. They sound funny. These all, I sound funny. Yeah, no. You literally sound funny. You're a wonderful addition to the Comedy Bang Bang Canaan. Please continue with your ideas.

Robart. All right. Great. Robart. Robort. Robort. A single, a single page. panel cartoon okay two sexy singles right or two sexy uh people are talking to each other and then we see the person who they're talking about and these two are saying to each other boy you notice that he wears the same jeans all the time and the other one goes yeah i do notice

that how embarrassing right a comment kind of this all happens in the same cell in the same this is a one paneler but they all say so much isn't it just going to be huge bubbles yeah that's it Yeah, it's a big bubble. Or it could be written far side underneath if you want. So, that's a lot of it. The first idea was a TV show idea, and then this is for a comic panel? A single panel. Single panel.

Is it big? Is it big? If someone's taking a vacation, they need one week off, I'll jump in there, I'll do it. It can be big, it can be small. Size of the panel. By the way, this is a daily strip, I'm assuming. Like, you would need to do seven of these ideas. You can't just come in for one, man.

Who does a weekly single panel? Family circus. Family circus? Family circus. That's a daily thing. Bill Keene, with a week. one L? Man, he's, oh boy.

He's pumping him out. Kathy is daily, isn't it? Crankshap? Can I fill in for crank shop one time? Dillbert, maybe. Yeah, Dilbert. Oh, he's crazy. Okay.

Yeah. Okay. Okay. Okay, sure. Yeah, so that one, yeah. All right. We'll say yes to this one. Look, I've had success in my career before.

I think you're treating me. What is your career? I'm an idea man. So, for example, I used to watch NBA basketball games. And I noticed, I said, the guys who are touching each other, they, they, they, Their teams are better, you know? I was watching, I was watching Rick Fox. I was watching Rex Chapman.

Touching? Oh, this is a long time ago. Yeah, yeah, I was watching these guys touch. I was watching these touch. Like high five? Yeah, like, high five. A slap on the butt at the free throw line, a little touch, you know. You are so horned up.

This is actual. His red tube says free throw porn. Okay, yeah, you got to put in code words. That's how you, otherwise they send you to stuff like, you know, a lot of stepmom stuff that doesn't pertain to me. Yuck. Right. And so. You don't have a.

stepmom? I do, and that's why it doesn't pertain to me. I don't want to... I love her. What in God's green earth are we doing here? When did she join your family? A couple of months ago. That's respect. And you already love her. And she must be quite old.

She's very old, yeah. Honestly, I think it's a situation my dad's on the way out and it's a nurse taking advantage, but gosh, I respect her. All right? I'm not trying to do anything there. Okay, okay. The more you say you're not trying to, it makes me feel like there's something. We don't have plans to do anything together. We're not running away. What's the deal with her? Exactly. And so we're

touching basketball players. They're touching. They're touching. And those are the teams that have more success. I did a study. I did a study. And the more you touch. And this is a real thing that coaches do teach in the NBA currently that they want their players to touch more. They said, yes, the more the teams that touch more are the teams that are more connected and win more basketball games. And that is how I got into the idea game. That was my first successful launch into ideas. Wait, your idea was one that someone already had? They were doing it. No one was noticing.

No one was noticing. But no, you just said that the coaches. Is touching this guy. Say that. Because I wrote the, because I wrote the research. They got it from your research. They got it from my research, Scott. What research?

What was it? Was it a book? Or you just, like, sent a letter? Or what was this? I wrote it on my notes app, okay? Did you send it to anyone? Yes. NBA.

I sent it to the NBA at gmail.com. NBA at gmail. Yes. I'm sorry. And your wife died today. Today. in a three-way segue accident. Yes.

And I'm here. I'm kidding with that. Meanwhile, Scott's grilling me. The police, by the way, three more cars have arrived here. Yeah. And I hear a shopper. I hear a shopper. Can I just say, are you here to establish an alibi where you, you didn't come here

just because you know that there's a tunnel leading out of my bathroom. Oh. To the outside street that I have just in case. This is the old Rockefeller estate, of course. Yeah, exactly. I peruse the comedy bang bang Reddit I've heard of your tunnel from your bathroom Does it sounds to me

Can you give us a second Because I want to talk to Adam and Barbara and Brittany here for a second Oh you could go to the bathroom Yeah go to the bathroom again I'm gonna get judged if I open up another Video Were you to say file? Yes yes yeah don't open any file

Okay So you're downloading those files It takes so long Don't download any file If you find a favorite you want to own it It's stealing I believe in owning media. They say that everything's available to you, but when you get on there, you can't find your favorite movies.

I don't think they're revoking the licenses to porn videos that are out there. If you say so. Public domain. Give us a second. Fine, I'll go to the bathroom, the one place with an escape plan. I think that he, I got to say, I think he was gone not watching these porn videos. I think that's weirdly, I think it's an excuse. I think it's so we could tell the cops we remember him clearly.

Yeah. It's like, you want to be memorable so that we don't know. He was definitely here. Oh yeah, he was a weird guy who definitely was like watching porn in our bathroom the entire time. I think he, he definitely killed his wife. He killed his wife, definitely.

I think he killed, yes, yes, we all think he killed his wife. Yeah, I think he killed his wife. Yeah, okay, yeah, definitely. All right, I'll just go talk to him. Okay, yeah, go talk to him. Oh, cool. Barbara and Brittany and I will hang out here, okay. Wow, this wheat Seinfeld guy's pretty funny.

Oh, hello? Hey, hey, so we just, we kind of all came to a consensus. Hey, thanks for coming. Yeah, and we feel like it's maybe best that you should go out to see the police because we feel like you've killed your wife Okay, well, why are you grabbing my phone? What's he saying in there? He's, um, he's actually being really chill about it. Why do you grab my phone? If you just come with me, why you grab my phone? Make it easy. Don't make it hard. Why are you picking a video? Listen, don't, don't, don't, don't make me, don't make me press play on this video. Okay. Okay. Okay. Now come with me. Okay. Don't make me press play. Okay.

Okay. Hey, press play on that video. I pressing play. wants the deal with weed I mean, why do we call this stuff Weed? What are you watching? I'm wanting plan. I'm paying 50 bucks for the stuff. I want it. Is he watching Weed Seinfeld videos? Even worse, I think he's watching Brittany.

Ew, you disgusting pervert. What? You were watching a Weed Seinfeld video that my sister Britney went to the taping of and laughed her ass off at? That's different than what I thought. No, no, no. What I had a thing is right.

She's wrong They were watching Weid Seinfeld have sex with my sister Apparently he does his act during sex What's the deal with that? Brittany, we said we would never marry We would never have sex What do you have to?

Oh, I know what you have to say, you stupid bitch Don't leave it I figured Don't butter me up Let's all notice that Britney's being crazy Don't butter me up On Inge I think Barbara and Brittany are crazy

I think we know who the police are here for And being hysterical. I'm sorry, I was wrong. No, please. Yeah. Yeah. You can stay. Oh, thanks.

Well, I don't... I got to get out of here, though. No, no, I know you do, Adam, but we all, we all think that you killed your wife, and I think, you know... Mr. Ackerman, even if that's factually accurate, why would you say that on your gosh darn road? Well, this is the podcast of record. This is where people go to to learn the truth. The bang, bang times. Yes.

Wow. The bang, bang times. well maybe uh maybe yeah yeah okay maybe i did you did you admit oh my god he admitted he killed his wife so that segue story that was just no i was the fourth segue he was the fourth segue he was the fourth segue adam you don't seem surprised we gasped yeah because that's the that's the fourth segue oh Oh, this makes sense. Well, we've had murderers on this show before. Of course, yeah.

And my friend O.J. Simpson's been on the show. Unrelated. Unrelated, sure, yeah. Norbert. He wanted his memorabilia back. Yep, Norbert. So are you even an idea, man? Yeah, I got ideas.

Like a movie about a sleepaway camp where everyone's dead, except for you. This is our idea. We already mailed it to the right. Nighter's Guild. Dang it. Sorry. All right. Yeah, it's an alibi.

Yeah. It was really nice meeting the three of you. It really was. Yeah, it really was. But you know what? We are running out of time. We only have time for one final feature on the show, and it is, of course, a little something called plugs.

No, you shan't find me in Hackney Town, for Hackney's full of thugs. See, I am in English gentlemen, and I wish to hear your plugs. obviously we'll cut before the fart I like that one a lot That was English Gentle Plugs by Matt Landry featuring Fart Thanks so much to Matt Landry and featuring Fart

And if you have a plugs theme Head over to CBBWorld.com slash plugs And you can upload it there As well as find anything you'd need For a plugs closing remix And Adam, what do we want to plug? Obviously an intimate evening with Adam Pally comes out this Thursday.

Yeah, intimate evening with Adam Pally on Thursday in HBO and um staying a live podcast on smartless or serious radio you're seeing a live podcast staying alive staying alive oh i see that makes more sense sorry staying alive podcast that i do with john gavis on does that come out every week every week and i'm going to be a guest on that you're going to be our next guest yeah that's exciting for me and i can't i'll treat you with the same respect you've given me i just and i looked up what the topic of your your show is about i'm like i don't know that i have anything to say you don't so it's going to be so it's going to be

a fun time i think it will be um uh i want to talk to barbara and brittany what do you want to plug here well barbara and brittany have just booked their first gig which is idea man's dating game show we're so excited already in the work yeah we're really excited i thought the business was contracting you sold this just off of being on a podcast i've seen it before it's really incredible heat in the room and we also want to promote um raka shunkers movie at raka movie dot com you can um uh sign up to learn more about it and we're doing these behind-the-scenes zooms, we pretending I'm Rika, are doing behind-the-scenes zooms that you can sign up to see.

That's funny to pretend you're someone you're not. I know, it's funny. That was fun. I got that came out, though, though, because I was... Right? And the logic was so necessary. It was so necessary, right? Rekamovie.com is that what this is?

It's R-E-K-H-A-Movie. You nailed that, Scott. That's right. I'm on that. That's my homepage. That's your homepage? Yeah, I love it there. You're excited. Yeah, I'm very excited.

And, Bort, Norbort, Nick Spoon. What do you want to plug? Oh, plug right after my wife had to be unplugged from the... Oh, my God. All right, all right. Too soon. Before I get arrested, I am going to try to escape to Australia with holy shit improv

and do some shows on November 21st or 23rd at the Improv Theater, Sydney. And then I'm hopefully going to sit in in Melbourne at the Comedy Republic, Improv Conspiracy, speak easy theater those are in melbourne on november 26 through the 30th uh and if you happen to be in l.A there's a group holy shit improv they're doing a show on halloween night in the dark an improv show in the dark in los angeles i got asked to do this show and i i it's so strange like of course i can't do the show on Halloween sure i have a child i don't know why i was asked but sometimes bookers don't have children don't even think of those things or also don't know when children start doing stuff right yeah when their behaviors begin sure or what time it's over and

And then they can, and their parents could go to a show. I don't know. Usually things like that are most convenient for the parents. It was the quickest no, I think, I've ever given to any of these types of requests. And as someone who is a book or sometimes, nothing better than actually a quick no. A quick no is actually, honestly, wonderful. Worst thing is like, give me a day. Yeah.

Would love a quick yes? Sure. Probably the best. But a quick no is preferable to a slow yes. Exactly. And that's exactly how I told my publicist to deal with you. You wrote me back immediately out of him. know, because I love you.

I love you, too. And you know what else I love? I love what I'm about to plug. We have Italiano Jones and Entree P. Newer action figures. Now on sale, people have been getting these. I got mine. They're right up here. They're gorgeous.

They are now on sale at figurecollections.com. And that series two is starting. So we're going to have some great ones coming up. We also have in stock Randy Snuts and Carissa Big Sue, Sprague the Whisperer, J.W. Stillwater, and some of me complete your collection. Also, European customers. can go to actionfigureseller.com for cheaper import fees. And we also, we started doing, this is exciting, a couple of weeks ago when we had Jason Manzukas and my stepfather Bob Duca on.

Bob Duca said something that we've turned into a t-shirt. So we have, I believe it's you can't afford these mustache rides, t-shirts with Bob Duca's face on them. You can get those right now. And we also have some CBB throwback teas, Calvin's Twins, Comedy Bing Bong, All Joking a Salad, Hay Nong Man shirts. all of these are available at podswag.com slash comedy bang bang all right let's close up the old plug bag open grab the blog bag

2020 five. You're being wrapped up a plug bag then you are alive. All right. I like that one. I like when people out there realize

what that song that Ben sang at the beginning of the year sounds like another song. That was called Don't Go Chasing Plugbags by Alex Dale. And guys, want to thank you so much Adam. Adam, uh, an intimate evening with Adam Pally. This is exciting. Thank you again. I've seen it already. I'm one of the lucky few, but, uh, everyone should be out there watching you. Do you get ratings for stuff like, I don't think so. Do they just tell you?

I think they just go like, hey, it did well. Like, you know, I don't know, I don't know how they're going to, if they, I don't know what they're going to say. Who knows? Maybe they never call you again. They probably, if I'm lucky. They call me like, we hated it. We hated everything about it. No one watched. No one watched it. And we knew it was a mistake. No, but check it out. I know we've had a lot of fun on this show here but you and I are friends we like each other I know you I know you I know you like my comedy I do and also check out your

when you hosted the late late show yes very similar yeah that's still on you can find it like in on YouTube like if you type in the dark recesses of the web it's very funny that I actually think that might be the future of late night comedy just people like not planning anything and just you know yeah I hope so you know what i mean at least there would be late night like yeah i think that's the way we should

go late night comedy is so overproduced now and with with so many talking points that have been pre-planned and all that kind of like like what you guys did on that show i feel like well like podcast isn't it like graham norton or like a chat show is like yeah exactly anyway so i uh if they were to offer you the colbert slot just doing what you did on that show would you take it um yeah okay so would i i think you anybody would anyone would anyone would say no, I would be like, what's wrong with you? Right, exactly. Yeah, I would take it.

And I want to thank Barbara and Brittany Toadfelsen. So wonderful to meet you guys. So wonderful. And seriously, call up John Mayer and get involved in those sphere shows. You think? Yeah. Okay, that's great. Yeah.

I don't need Britney to talk again. Yeah, I notice you failing with your phone. Is her battery low? And then, look, Bort, Norbort, McSpoon. I give a complete credit you can use the one panel cartoon to make a t-shirt if you want I don't know the will

All right, fine, just a picture of a sweat-stained pillow Feel free, whatever, whatever. Honestly, I don't think they're any worse than any of those people. But it's at this point during the show that we ceremoniously turn you over to the authorities. Goodbye, buddy.

So bye, we'll see you. I look forward to seeing you next time. Oh, yeah. Yeah, please come back if you ever are paroled. Yeah, no, I'll come back. book me. I just got to change your voice. I got to do mayor. And then I'm, and then I'm available. Yeah, do Mary. You know what? Do the final

merit. I'll talk to the police and make sure you can do that. All right, thanks. We'll see you next week. Bye.