Comedy Bang Bang: The Podcast - Ben Schwartz, Mary Holland, Eugene Cordero

Episode Date: January 8, 2024

Ben Schwartz aka The Elegant Mr. S joins Scott once again for the first CBB episode of 2024! Ben and Scott chat about Sonic the Hedgehog 3, Ben’s improv tour in 2024, and play a game of “Who Is It?”. Then, survival expert Delia Totebag stops by to talk about her masterclass on survival. Scott’s assistant Veronica also joins to assist with the podcast. Later, musicologist Sean Lantern-Phil drops by to talk about the 3 different bites of music. Plus, the debut of a brand new Closing Up the Plugs Bag Theme Song!

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Here we go. I prefer Mike's way sloppy, toppy, juice, and spices. Got me naughty. Welcome to Comedy Bang Bang. Thank you to Gumshoe for 20. Go for 20. Oh, I spoke of the Shmoos. The perfect time to smoke is the schmooze.

Welcome to Comedy Bang Bang, the first episode of 2024. Wow. You can believe it, and if you are a long-time listener of Comedy Bang Bang, and, or if you are a short-time listener, and you are a huge Sonic the Hedgehog fan. Good, good, good. Hedgehog? Is that what it is?

Hedgehog. Hedgehog is a different type of animal, I think. It's a really a hedgehog is a different type of animal. It's a type of hawk that just hangs out on hedges. It just hangs out there. Yeah, it's friends. Edward says or hand. No, no, no, no, it doesn't.

It doesn't only wings Edward's. Is he friends because Edward says your hands is constantly cutting the hedges? Yeah, so he's a stuck up conversation. And then he might just say cut the wing. So that's all I see. So it just trots from what there's still friends,

even though Edward Sissorhan of course he said sorry. He said sorry. Yeah, he clipped up both the wings and he said sorry. Well, that's so nice of Edward Sissorhan. Oh, what's it got to do lately? Because I haven't seen

hide nor hair of him since the around 1889. He's around. He's around. He's around. You know, I can there's a new walka Timothy Chalma is going to be the new Edward Sissorhan.

Oh great. He should just reboot. Any Johnny dep thing that's wonka Timothy Shalma is gonna be the new Edward Scissor hands Okay, he's just reboot any Johnny Depp any Johnny Depp thing that's happened Timothy Shalma is gonna reboot it So he's gonna be with Amber heard okay stop it. I Set you up and hated that I did it. Do you know that I could have said every movie I set you up and hated that I did it and Shalame Salamay Salamar you know that voice and Salamah, Salamah. You know that voice and he's on the first episode of every comedy bang bang. I think for now a decade plus.

This is a crazy. If you can believe it, please welcome back to the show. Benny Schwah, the Elvenist for S Ben Schwartz here. It's me, the elegant Mr. S, very happy to be here. Thrilled actually. Are you really? Yeah, I am. How's your 2024 been?

Ooh, so far real tight. Real tight, really. Yeah, it's been a lot of narrow squeezes. I thought there's gonna be a looseness to it, Are you really yeah, I'm house you're 2024. Oh so far real tight real tight really Yeah, it's a lot of narrow squeezes. I thought there's gonna be a looseness to it But it's a lot of narrow squeezes a lot of like trying to get through things I've been stuck underneath this bed for two days. That's you by way. We're here in Ben's bedroom Hi guys, we're in my bedroom and I just apparently there was a just some sort of an earthquake And there's an earthquake and I try to go under my bed But my big old butt couldn't get underneath the bed

Oh, your big old butt caused the earthquake. Yeah, I farted and then an earthquake happened and I couldn't get this big old behind underneath the bed. Yeah. So here I am. Just a random series of events, all your butt related. A series of pornos are I think based off of this exact experience. You don't say. Yeah, that I want to be a person. Oh, I want to be a person.

Can I get off of these? I fart and then I get stuck underneath the bed and my big old ass is just hanging out. It's not bare though. I am wearing very light light pants. Light, yeah, they're almost see through though. Yeah, I'm wearing white pants, but you can see the outline of it. White pants, summer in the city. I'm going back in my butt. My butt is biggie.

I still got it, right? You still got it. No, I mean, yeah, I'm afraid one day we're going to do this and you're going to be like, that's a wrap. I was thinking about that the other day of like, you know, I already feel like I've lost Definitely lost his step oh, I lost 20 your micro Jordan on the wizards. Yes. Thank you so much, right? Sorry wizards of wapersly place Your micro Jordan on the TV show wizards a lot of people don't know he started in seasons four through five Yeah, it's funny. He was really dipping. He was really dipping when you and Michael Jordan and I,

Why am I wasting this on this? I could be using these lines somewhere else. You should be writing all of this down into your wonderful scripts that you're constantly talking about writing that I never see on a screen. They don't get made. They don't get made. I'm great at selling stuff terrible,

getting a green lip. Hey, you don't think it's because I'm Jewish, do you? Oh, I am a bang bang. You know you wanna bang bang, you don't think it's because I'm Jewish too Sonic the hedgehog You are the voice of the titular Sonic. You put the, you put the, you started to look up to that. I remember all of these details. I'll do it. You've never got one fact in my career.

I didn't know. I didn't put the tips in anything. It's not the hedgehog is a video game character. It has big natties. He doesn't have big natural. He's a, he's a male hedgehog. 100% doesn't have firm natties. So, and he's just a head jog that goes very fast. He's just a head jog that goes fast. Yeah, well, he's, you know, he's a greasy guy of attitude. He's got, you know, waxes, fingers, down his foot.

I wouldn't call those like special abilities. Oh, so you think big naturals are special abilities? Sure. Okay, I guess. So he doesn't have those type of special abilities. So he, okay, so buddy, he was a big video game in 1991 his first one came out. And there's two, three then there's knuckles.

Now there's a hundred different ones. And what happens up because I know they're making number three right now Undoubtedly you've been in the recording booth here and there. I can't comment on that. Why not? This is the thing all you assholes who get these parts. You're always like I can say anything just say something no one's gonna who can fire you? Okay? It's me and Marlon Brando Marlon Brando plays tales He record calling before his death. He just in case he was ever cast his Sonic Yes, what was that what was that island movie? He was on Dr. Moro Dr. Moro Yeah, when he was doing Dr. Moro

He secretly recorded the lines for tales and sign up the hedgehog three really but there is a big a big one is There the character of Shadow is in three. I know you know this on a mic. Eyes are lasing over as you see. And so the big thing is who's gonna play Shadow? Uh-huh. And imagine if I give it up on this stupid podcast. That would be awesome.

We've made news every once in a while. Tatiana Maslavi comes on here and makes news all the time. What did she do? She said she, about her marvel she hulk stuff. Did she tell you before anybody else? Yeah. About all the musicals songs that she's just doing.

There are no musical songs in she- She may have broken some news that wasn't true, but at least she broke it. Great. Are you playing a Marvel character? You are huge in a comic book. Yes, I would love to. Which character do you play?

I'd love to be Stiltman. But he has the power of Stilt. Oh, wow. That doesn't seem like a real character. He's super high. If you just slightly tip him over, he just falls. He's gone. So he can reach out. What happens if he goes in a small room does he get off his tilts still Sorry, does he have a full tilt whenever he goes into a small room full tilt big stills big nattie girls

He's got full stills full tilt and big nattie girls Ben son of son of son of the son of son of the hedgehog there There's a story. Can we agree. It's too hard to say. Can we agree it's too hard to say? No, it's super easy. Sonic. But Sonic's a problem. You're gonna be ready.

Sonic. No, that's your fault. Here's the deal. Here's the deal. Oh, we have a talk about the fast food restaurant. Sonic. Can you say that, Sonic? Yeah, Sonic the Hedgehog.

Sonic the burger joint. Okay, now say, Sonic the Hedgehog. Go. Sonic the Hedgehog. You haven't trouble saying it. It's too hard to say and your box office would have doubled if it had been going to go. I'm not going to go. I'm not going to go. I'm not going to go. I'm not going to go. I'm not going to go. I'm not going to go.

I'm not going to go. I'm not going to go. I'm not going to go. I'm not going to go. I'm not going to go. I'm not going to go. I'm not going to go. I'm not going to go.

I'm not going to go. I'm not going to go. I'm not going to go. I'm not going to go. I'm not going to go. I'm not going to go. I'm not going to go. I'm not going to go.

I'm not going to go. I'm not going to go. I'm not going to go. I'm not going to go. I'm not going to go.. And you didn't come. I came. No, and you didn't come. That's true. You were there. I was. Ken Marino was there too, I think. Both Ken and Scott Alcoman hung out at the premiere and I couldn't do it because I was filming a rent field. Yep.

Wasn't worth it. That's the breaking news I could break here. Ren's a good question. Out now. Her voice. The lot of stuff happened in Ren. Ren was tough. Ren feels a little very tough. A stuff happened in Reveal. Reveal was tough. Reveal was a tough shoot, but it was wonderful.

Spend some time in New Orleans. Sorry? Yeah, home of jazz music. I don't think it's the home of jazz music. Sure, let's Google that. Google that road. Home of jazz. Okay, you want to find out what comes up when I write home of jazz music.

No, because you're going to do a beat. You're going to do a bit. Here we go. New Orleans number one, home of jazz music. What's number two? Scott's pants. Birthplace of jazz. New Orleans. Oh, wow.

Birthplace of jazz. Jazz, just jazz. The Wikipedia comes up. What makes it, but why do they call the Utah Jazz Jazz then? Don't you think that jazz is born in Salt Lake City? Because it came from another town. You moved to Utah. Did it come from New Orleans?

Yes. Oh, okay. That makes sense, and I guess. That makes sense. That makes sense. Why not change the name? I think I set you up for things that don't like the outcome every time.

I don't know. I think I just because improv helped, like, wants me to make you win. But what have you done? The improv gods are tilting in my favor. Yes, the full tilt. They're still dandys. Can you imagine if you had those big natties

on those big stilts, you would never be able to stay up and imagine you'd be falling down on those big natties. Hey, my eyes are way up here. This might be the funniest you've ever been. Don't waste it on this. You're trying to curse me. Don't waste it on the, oh, this is the curse. This is the key to show the curse with Emma Sturcht.

I have seen some of it. Okay, so this is the curse. This is so basically me and Nathan feel they're cursing you for the year. For the entire year, Sturcht. I have seen some of it used to. Okay, so this is the curse. This is so basically me and Nathan feel they're cursing you for the year. For the entire year, you think so. So you're gonna have big natties slowly throughout the year. So you think by the end of 22, you're gonna have huge news. It's gonna have like big double e's.

Big double e's. Big, huh, huh, MCO. Do you remember that commercial? That might be too young for everybody. AA, huh, huh, MCO. Now AA's are not big. No, doubles are not big, but that commercial wasn't for us from Amcult.

Was anyone confused? Do you think when they, like, showed up wanting really small tits? Damn, where are the more? You can't say tits anymore. You can't say tits? No, it's bad word.

Really? What are we supposed to call them? Hunks. Hunks. Yeah. Hunks, really? Oh, and chaos. Oh, hunks.

Hunks. Okay, y'all, go ahead. Sun, you're whispering. Just hit NKS. Oh, hunks. Oh, okay, yeah, I'll go ahead. Sound the hijak, say it. Sound the hijak. You're whispering, you say no volume. Just say it. Sound the hijak. Sound the hijak.

Ben, anything going on in 2024, we need to know about, or are you keeping everything under wraps? Oh, I'll be on tour. North Carolina is going to be right after this comes out and San Diego, then there's going to be some fun other places. Oh, Vancouver, I'm playing Vancouver in a while. Mm. And then I'm going back to New York, Beacon.

I'm going down from Radio City to the Beacon Theater. So how's that work? You sell out New York City and they go like, oh wow, that was great, we all saw it. And then you come back and people are supposed to be like, well, with improv, with improv, every show is totally different. So we've done two shows in the same night

and some of the same audience come to the second one. Really? And do they enjoy it, though? They say they enjoy it. They say they enjoy it. They say they enjoy My face right and then but I don't know afterwards what do people say about you behind your back? Do you like just a great question? I would I would probably be mortified to find out I think it would really affect me if I find out that people were shit Talked I think I would stop doing the show if I really heard what everyone is saying about people were shit talking about. I think I would stop doing the show.

If I really heard whatever one was saying about it, I'm not back. I think I would just kind of go like it. I think checking Twitter every now and then is more than I can take anyway. Yeah, exactly. Yeah. Well Ben Schwartz, it's great to have you in the show.

I don't want to go commercial just yet. No, we're not going to commercial. We are going to play games. Who is it? Let's play who is it? I'm thinking of someone in my head. We are thinking of a big celebrity in my mind. We used to play who is it.

No, but it wasn't called who is it. It was called who is it? No, it wasn't. Yeah, It? It was called Who Is It? No, it wasn't. Yeah, let's hear the theme song. Shut up. Is this real? It is real. Is real?

Don't. It is real. It is real. Now it's not the time to talk about it. I hear it to the news these days. Let me hear the theme song. Here we go. Is it? Okay, great. I'm going to play who is it. This was going to happen right now. In my head,

I have a celebrity that's big enough that you know them. Okay. I'm not going to say if it's what gender or anything it is. Okay, you have five questions, and then I'll do one impression of them. Okay, so I have five questions. And then you do one impression. If you do the four, when do you do the impression after the five? I'll do the impression after five questions,

if I feel you're far away, if I feel you're close, I'm not gonna say anything. Okay, okay, and the impression will be spot on. Spot on, okay, ready? Are you a man? I'm a man. Are you, you said I'm a man. Are you? You said it's a

So an actor or okay? Oh, well, what are you an actor? Yes? You're so close already. Are you Ben Schwartz? No Imagine if I invest in my own impression Are you have you want an Oscar? I don't think I have. That rolls so many people out. Okay, you're going. Have you been in a movie in the calendar year of 2023? I have.

Okay, that's my question. Okay, now here's the impression. Okay, I've got to break bad. Okay, who do you think it is? Um, you get one more question, then I'll do one more impression. All right. One more question. The one you ever broken bad. Yes.

In a television show broke bad. Okay, another impression. Okay, another. Yeah, I'm up here, but Malcolm's in the middle. Okay, Malcolm, Jamal Warner. This bill caused me. Correct. Okay, Malcolm Jumal Warner. This is Bill Cosby. Correct. Okay, incredible. It's too late to turn back now.

You already said Bill Cosby now, you can't take it back. We do have to get to our next guest, though, Ben. I hope that's okay to shift the attention off of you Mary 1024 what you do this every time. I don't like talking about myself. You force me to do this I love one interesting people come in you say that you basically have a revolving door for interest people Yeah, if you're an interesting interesting person then Farbead for me to ban Fargo be it from you to bargo. I'll be it for you to bang them is what you just say

Fargo be it for me to bang them. That's a shirt. Let's welcome our first that now that's is a shirt. Okay, let's bring in our next guest. What is she's a survival expert. Have you ever survived anything Ben? No, I don't trust myself in the woods. I think I would perish. So this is what about illness?

I have survived illness before. Very good. Do you think that's what the survival like maybe we don't know? Yeah, maybe you have a person before. I have not this you think that's what the survival looks? Maybe? We don't know. Yeah, maybe you have survived. You ever met the first before? No.

I have not. This is the first time they've been on the show. Please welcome to the show for the first time. Delia tote bag. Hello. I'm Delia tote bag. Delia. And this is my master class.

You're a, you think you're teaching a master class right now? Yeah, HBO. I have HBO, yes. You are HBO. Do you want to watch HBO? Yeah. What's sure to you out of watch? Sex and deceit. Okay, you are HBO. Do you want to watch HBO? Yeah, we're sure you ought to watch sex and the city Okay, but are you real Samantha? I just got that feeling when you walked in here. Oh, thank you honey

Sorry, you're shaking your hogs Yes Sorry, everything pays by the minute things are traded. Which you teach a masterclass on survivalist. I do, I thought this was a masterclass. No, no, no, no, no. It's a forum to teach your thing, seven. You could, I mean, I wanna hear about your thing, so in that sense, it is akin to a masterclass.

Okay, have you ever been in a Krovas? Krovas. Krovas? Krovas, like a hundred and twenty, how many hours was that 128? That's too many hours 124 to be trapped like that. Yes, too many. Yeah, can't make 130 hours. 130. Yeah, maybe the sequel should be like 129 hours that 130 hours.

129 hours later. Yes. Oh, that's like 28 years later. Yeah, they should cross over, shouldn't they? That should I just say that for years. Zombies come in, chomp. We'll tell you later. Yeah. They should cross over, shouldn't they? That should. I was saying it for years. So, I mean, it's coming in, chomp off his arm, and then he gets away. I like her. I think she's great.

She's great. I've been saying it for years. Yeah, deal, deal, deal, deal, deal, deal. I talked back. Do you really start your master classes as if this is really what it is? Okay. Two, one, go.

Hi, I'm deal, I talked back. I work at Timmer Masterclass. Ever heard of a Kovas? What I have, yeah, you got to, when you're in a Kovas, first thing you got to know is no equipment. No equipment when you're a Kovas. Do you think that will kind of help you get out of it? No, no equipment.

That'll trap you in there if you have too much stuff. Or if you have too much stuff in your pockets, I would imagine. That's exactly right. First thing you got to know about survival about survival in a kovasa anywhere You have to you know equipment. No equipment. You only use your body. I see so No equipment before you go into a crevasse or once you're in the crevasse lose it all drop any equipment you have got if you have a Recker player drop it. Why would you have a record player while traversing?

No equipment no audio visual. Maybe you're trying to get to the top of the mountain and put on a nice record, a record in order to propose to your girlfriend. Have you ever been in a situation like that? I guess not. I guess not. But if I was in a crevasse, that's a dream. Are you engaged or not? No, no, I haven't made. I've been made for time. Oh my god. What time they all ended in love? They ended in love. They ended in love That's why you broke up So the end is low. Yeah, they're all better love. Oh Well, that's a nice way to that's optimistic

Well, I mean, it's your focus on their Sad yeah, I still am so sorry when did the one, when did you break up with the last one? June of today. June of today. So, this is the eighth. So, June eighth and June eighth. June of 2023. June of 2023.

That's a lot. So, it's a little fresh. It's fresh. The wound is still open. You're almost like you're in the crevass of love. That's exactly it. I dropped my equipment. exactly a drop by equipment. Drop all of your equipment.

Were you sweetened or sweetened? What is it? Were you from? So if you're in the crevasse and you don't have any, you just use your body, right? I guess she didn't. No, I guess not. I don't think she's that.

We're back to the crevasse. Okay, so you just use your body to one end. So you drop by the crevasse. First thing you think is I gotta have water, right? Sure. Because you need to drink it every, how often, nine days or so, you need some water? No, more, a day, a lot of day, I think.

I think. I don't think you need to, I'm gonna look at it. How long can you just have to survival it? Oh, okay, yeah. You can go two years. No, water. Two whole years. Okay, what do you do? You know what, including leap years years because this year's a leap year. No, I sit. Yeah, is it?

Yeah, the 29th. Yeah, make a wish. Oh, okay. Yeah, I wish. No, I know. Oh, when? On the only me in mid-leap, you make a wish. What do I call a leap year? Because it leaps, sorry, let me finish my fucking bit. Sorry. What do they call a leap year? Is it because of froggies? Sorry, you were saying? I was saying, so let's say, so you don't need water. I feel like I'm in a crevice.

Drop your equipment. Oh, drop your equipment. Drop your equipment. And now, first thing you think is I need water. You don't need water. Don't need water. Because guess what? Your whole body is water. That's the thing. You're made up of 70 Drink yourself right drink yourself drink your Monster drink myself. You can't drink your own pee. Uh-huh. I think my

Everyday I'm Scott D. One. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Hold on. We need to pause the show for a second. Sorry. Sorry Deelia sorry. Sorry. I'm sorry. Who's it? Sorry show for a second. Sorry. Sorry, Deelia, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry. I'm sorry. Sorry. This is my assistant Veronica. Hey Veronica. Hi, hello. Thank you for showing this. Hi. Hi. Thanks for scheduling this. Oh, yeah. Oh, you're they've been a band. Yeah. Oh my God. You're the band. Yeah. Nice to meet you. You are Ben. I am. Yeah. On the show, I kind of do a bit Benjamin Benjamin. I'm not meeting real

I've just do it to Benjamin me. Benjamin. Benjamin. I'm not meeting real-life, I just do it to you. Benjamin. Benjamin, yeah. No, when they hurt the show so many times, I listen to it sometimes. Oh, wow. Yeah, I have to. If you're okay, you never told me that.

No, I have to on my drive here. That is right, you test you on it. I have to answer the questions about it and everybody who has been here in the past. Oh, you quiz your, just pop quiz, though. Just pop quiz, is it? That's the whole work for you? 15 questions.

15 questions in their pop quizzes. So you don't need some of those questions because Scott doesn't share that with us. What kind of questions is he asking the assistant? He asks me, well, about my own life. And then he asks me about the shows. These are all like when you're doing a lie detector test to get a baseline.

Yeah, I usually have these, um, a belt group on my bingo. They'll grow on your fingers. So he, he checks it, my, my line, the case of the line. It's a combination pop quiz and lie detector test. So, yeah. It's like a pizza hot taco bell. I'm at the lie detector. I'm at the lie detector. I'm at the lie detector. I'm at the lie detector. I'm at the lie detector. And then the other one. Pop quiz. I don't know what you're doing.

It's a taco bed song. Oh, it is. I'll email you that song. So have it for a little bit. Look, I was really embarrassed when I didn't know what they were doing. Okay. And I consider that to be your fault because you have it for a good reference. Yeah, next, look, I was really embarrassed when I didn't know what they were doing. Okay, and I consider that to be your fault because you have emailed me the song.

I, there are so many pop culture songs that I need to know all the pop culture that comes around and that's your job. Scott, I know. But in the meantime, do you want your green tea? I do, yes. Okay, I got your green tea. Oh, that's too green.

Oh, okay, I'll put water in it and then some yellow put color. Yeah, put some yellow food coloring in that that will just make it look more blue. Yeah. Do you know that yellow and green mix blue again? Yeah, yeah, it becomes a primary color again. Yeah, that's amazing. Um, I could you in fact, could you separate the yellow and the blue out of this green tea? You know, I would try to turn it into one glass of yellow tea and one yellow tea. Yes, blue tea. I'm at the yellow tea. I'm at the yellow tea. I'm at the combination. I'm not going to talk about this.

I just tried to get crazy. I'm going to email you that song. In the meantime, I also tell you about the couple calls I took during the holidays. You would do this during our podcast. I just decided this. No one cares what we do during our podcast. I just decided. No one cares what they should. We do. And then important they need to get back to the guy from 18 to gold.

He said, you can say 15 dollars a month. $50 a month. 15 dollars a month. That's a lot. That's like $180 a year. And during a leap year. Do you know that? That's worth even more. That's 50 cents a day or so. I said, my knee too. $80 a year and during a leap year

That's 50 cents a day or so I said my need to can I can we get on a family plan with these guys? I don't know you don't want to be a no thank you join it You'll get the new iPhone for free. I'll get it. I'm on it. Do you want it? Yeah, or do you want the Apple watch? I don't need an Apple watch you don't get one of those Apple watches before they go away They're going to stop selling them. Because I sent an article, Oberty of Scup. You know, there are some of those. I know. So thank God.

Oh, yeah. It was like a copy right in Fringe M thing with some technology. They included in the recent Apple watches. But just the Apple watch. No, the recent ones just just came out said, Judge Judy. Yeah. Judge Judy came out. She came out of retirement to do this. Wow she retired. Yeah, well she retired Oh, wow, and then she was like fuck this I gotta get back on the bitch for this back. She's back

Just like you know, you're none wizards of way really pretty exactly and she said no she said no more. She said no more Yeah, huh, and then she died no Yeah, judge Judy more. She said no more. Yeah. And then she died. No. Yeah. Judge Judy. Judge Judy. Yeah. She's that dead. Yeah. Yeah. No, I don't believe that. She's gone. No, no, no. No, I see. Yes. Email. Email. Ben. Judy dead. I will email you that they are the debacle about. Yeah. Email Ben this article because this is embarrassing for Ben. It was tried after that. I. Is this right? Yeah. The appra. This is embarrassing for bad. It was tried after that The Apple did

She in the middle of her order Who's that? That's my other boy Yeah, well sometimes when I you've been going to control a business I have I tried to do the series I did I tried to do the series, boy. I tried to do the series, boy. So if Scott has some serious business, I have to take care of it. Because sometimes I get really tired

of Veronica's voice. Yeah, a lot of times. So if I ever need to know something, I'll just say put it on the series, boy. Put on the series voice, because my natural voice sometimes gets a little bit too relaxing. Okay. So you're like, I'll be falling asleep.

It's like I thought I had narco lepsy or something like Jimmy Kimmel or something. And then suddenly I was like, Jimmy Kimmel is narco lepsy. Yeah. He takes pills. Dropping so many bombs today. He takes pills for it.

He takes pills for it. And I was just falling asleep in the middle of the day all the time and then we realized he was because of your voice that you relaxed. It's because I keep on talking and talking and tell him about everything that has happened. Where are you from? tell me where you're from What do you mean?

From America have you ever heard of it? Well, no I didn't But what's your your family's origin? Why? Okay, you want to know? Fine, I'm from Baguio City Philippines Are you from the Philippines? Baguio City Philippines have ever heard

Radio City Philippines? Baguio City Hongshu, Hongshu, Hongshu, Hongshu Oh my god. Oh no, I thought that was hunchu. Deely is asleep. What's that? She's hunchuing.

I was going to say I thought it was my car alarm. I thought it was my car alarm. I thought it was my car alarm. Deely, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, Veronica's voice is just too relaxed. You know. Deely, I don't think you know this. When you sleep, you say hunchu.

You know, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you don't snore. You just say hunchu,k shoe You don't know you just say honk shoe like sweet Toh-ho yeah, there was a moment I thought maybe you were from that province of China Dilya Veronica is from the Philippines Yeah, yeah, where you from I know okay, and so So but very nice voice Thank you Veronica, do I need to go to a break? OK, let's break.

You're supposed to tell me when I'm supposed to go to a break. OK, one, two, three, let's break. OK, great. All right, we need to go to a break. But when we come back, Ben, you're still going to be here, right? I can't wait. And Delia, I want to hear more about it,

because all we know is drop everything if you're in a crevice. Yeah, I think I'll be. And drink your own beer, of course. Yeah, but drop everything in if you're in a crevice Yeah, I think I'll be and drink your own pee right now, but that's not if you're in a crevice So anywhere, okay, you're drinking your own pee right now Oh, yeah, and scut you just need yellow tea and blue tea Yeah, okay, I think I might I might have some yellow tea right here Okay, so just the blue tea and just the blue tea if that's okay We're gonna come right back. We'll be right back with more comedy bang bang, everyone.

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Maybe remember it had called George Lucas real quick. Yes, who do you need me to call? Yeah, can you call George Lucas? George Lucas real quick. Yes, who do you need me to call? Yeah, can you call George Lucas for a George Lucas? Okay, the guy who made the movie. Star Wars, yeah. Star Wars. American Graffiti. Okay. You've only written down GEO.

George. Well, you can call him? George. Are you going to call him? Yes. Okay. Okay. We need to talk to him. We're the meters running on the show here, okay? Yeah

His say called George Lucas Serried in it I thought you called George okay, oh, yeah, your Siri voices phenomenal. I'm gonna George Lucas, I have scuttak or men under pun to talk to you about What is it you want to talk? What's happening? I actually don't remember. Uhhh boy. Oh, I didn't remember that.

Do you remember that? Yeah, we thought they say what the movie will you leave around? No, no, no. What is your leaping movie? Judge Locust. Sorry, is that Do you in the background? Hello? On Judge!

Do you? Oh, Judge. Oh my gosh. Do you know Judge Locust? I'm so sorry, I broke your heart. I fell in love with someone else. Does okay? George, I understand this is one of your ex-husband's. Yeah, he's my first ex-husband. No freaking way. Wow. Y'all, y'all. You know, the pod racers were based on our relationship. I know when I saw the men, the movie theater,

I thought that's me and y'all. Which movie were the pod racers in? They are the Phantom Men. Oh my god. Julia. Did they get the knowledge? I Do you think I did not always follow all your work? Ask him what C3. Why? Ask him what C3. No, no, it's fine. It's fine. Scott, you can touch people like that. Okay. Sorry. I need to remind me of that. I know. I am so sorry. I do it next time. I will email you about that. Who is Scott and why is he calling you bitch and grabbing you? We're friends.

So it doesn't sound like it, Deelia. Do you want me to get there? Ben? Ben? I mean, Ben. Ben Kenobi is a famous character from the first time. I know. I'll be one Kenobi.

Do you want me to call him Ben Kenobi and the Ben? Who is that? Who is that annoying man? That's why friends Scott you want to say hi Yeah, I want to talk to pass me the phone pass me the phone Is Do something. Oh, it's your mom. Good. PPPP. Oh, shit. Echelent. Okay.

That's what you say. Boy, just excavating my bladder. Really? Hello? Hello. Hey, George, how are you? Oh, George, look at the head of Scott Ocramon now. Okay.

Thank you. Did you have to call Delia? Did you have her call? You bet. Could it be the bedroom? Who is this? Sorry. I got a phone call. It's Scott

Okerman, Mr. Okman. So give me two credits to Scott Okman. Okay, comedy bank bank bank. I've never heard of it. Bank comedy. That's the opposite. It's the same word backwards. Okay. Okay, all right. Anyway, I mean it's more of niche programming but can I have you to credit? Star Wars American graffiti, one other one, bitch. Oh, I will email you okay you're not supposed to call me that. I hear Scott yelling, Gilly a bitch, you know what I was angry at her.

I'm not, no you just not how that cheesed. No, I'm not came with that. I gotta go. Scott what are you doing? I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I,. A little bit jumper. I just want to put it in my files. I in your piles. You have huge piles in front of you. Piles, piles, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, I have papers here too because I collect papers and make origami. Oh, that's cool. Do you want the frog? I love a frog. Okay. I'll make an owl and then do frog. I feel like I've heard you before. Were you a singer was I was a singer many times? I feel like I've heard you sing before. Oh, yeah, yeah. I used to sing in a A trip

What is that with their story about three? Three medical doctors, Meta robot, three people. Meta-bassy groupio. Yeah, Meta-bata-three. Okay. And we used to sing songs of the Broadway. Oh, you sing Broadway songs. Which Broadway songs?

We sing Broadway songs all the time. And most of it is from Swinneypad. Oh, great. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So you don't sing Mamaklaise? No, we only sing Puity Women. Oh, can we hear Puity Women? Yeah, Puity Women would be great. So you don't sing mamakles? No, we only sing pretty women. Oh, can we hear pretty women? Yeah, pretty women would be great.

Pretty women, dancing, all the time. They're dancing with people, pretty women. It's just like us, three of us are pretty women. Pretty women. It's just me. Excuse me, Ben, are you in my group? Because I don't remember you there. Sorry, I was trying to say it bug out. I'm just saying that you maybe feel sweetie.

I thought, I mean, your hair is almost as long as all about hair. Why? That's not how to cut in a product. Do you need me to schedule? Schedule a haircut. A haircut, you're not my... He says, I can never ask you.

That's okay, we can share. Really? Yeah. We'll split the money, salary. Split the money? Yeah. Okay, what do you get paid? I get paid weekly.

Okay, that's fine. Yeah. So you get up. So you guys see it on the way. I'll do it every three days, you do it every four. That's great. Wait a second. If you're going into a crevasse, you need long hair.

Okay, we're in the crevasse, right? Yeah, you need long hair. We have no equipment. How do we get out? You don't. Wait a second. You know, if you're going to, if you're going to go out and you need long hair. Okay, we're in the Krovas. Yeah, you need long hair. We have no equipment. How do we get out? You don't. You're there. You live there. Now you make a house.

No. So now you make a house. Okay. First you drink a pee. Great. Okay, sure. Are you saying your thing is your kink like what? Yeah, are you a survival expert or like a piss and bruises?

I love he. Are you a piss pig? I'm a piss out, but it's not that I it's not that I love I do love it, but it's not that I have a kink No, it's help you survive by the way I do have to say the movie is called jumper. It was directed by Doug Lyman and produced by Lucas Foster not George Lucas Oh, so your way off. Should we call Lucas Foster, not George Lucas. Oh, so you're way off. Should we call Lucas Foster? I'll call it Lucas Foster. Lucas Foster, yeah. Okay, I will call now. Hey Siri, calling Lucas Foster.

Calling Lucas Foster. Brim, brim, brim, brim, brim, brim. Hello. Hi, are you a Mr. Foster? Sorry. Mr. Lucas Foster. Sorry. Are you a Mr.

Are you a Mr. Lucas Foster. Sorry. Are you a Mr. Are you serious? No, I'm serious. No, I'm serious. Lucas Foster. Yes. I have a Scott O'German on the phone for you, please. Who?

I have Scott O'German on the phone for you, please. Sure. Thank you. Hi. Hi, Lucas. Yeah. Or Mr. Foster. It doesn't matter.

It doesn't really matter. Have you seen jumper? Hell yeah. I have not. You have not. not I have not but I saw the trailer. Wait, wait, wait, what many? I'm in the background. Oh, this is a friend of mine. Deelia. I'm a delia. Oh, Lucas. I am so sorry, Deelia. No, I just fell in love. David Lucas Foster, dude. He was my second. He was your second. I know. It's a crazy today. It's exclusively Lucas size. I love the look. It's almost as much as I love this. Jesus, you know, that's the real real reason we got together and then I just found

someone who loved shit. Don't even say it. Sorry. I know. Don't even say it. Are you still with me? No. Are you still with me? Yes, we are. We're hitting on each other right now. You ever see jumper? That's what the movie's about. Of course, I've been watching all your movies. Yes, we are we're hitting on each other right now. Yeah, we see jumper. That's what the movie's about Jumping through Listen, deal here. Yeah, I still love you. Yeah, no, which one you what yeah, no, okay? Yeah, do I don't want to worry? I don't want to fall a crevice with you and build a house together But you're pooping right now. Will you let me poop on you? That's why I throw the line.

That's where you draw the line? Then I have to go. No, Lucas, no. No, tell us about Dumpa. Asking what C3PO stands for. What did you get by the bus? It says? I fell in the car behind you.

He jumped himself. What's that? I hate the B word. Why is the B word being so much? I remember how I think 2020-202 was the year of Oh No because of the first episode we did. Oh no. I think this year is a different one. It should not be. Oh no. I got the last look as well. Oh no.

What did he die? Oh yeah, I don't know. He's with Judge Judy now. My phone showed me that his vitals are gone. Oh, no. Yeah, I have the note. I have the note, I phone peeped in that I got to free for. I think I stood there.

Oh, wow. Wait, if I said I get the new iPhone if I added. Okay. Do you want the Apple watch? No, the reason. Or do you want an iPad? Sure. You know, and an iPad, you can do this thing

where you're almost like draw, but it is not a sketchbook. It is a digital. Yeah, it's actually drawing. I haven't done it. I know about it. It's procreate. Procreate. It's procreate. What? Procreate. I don't want to. I'm I'm having trouble. You can use it, sometimes you get to hit that button, then on your iPad, procreate, procreate. Yes, procreate. Procreate. Okay. All right.

Even what you do is you use your Apple pen. Yeah. And then it looks like Airbrush. Oh, wow, that's cool. Have you ever drawn with Airbrush? I haven't. No. Then you need the procreate.

I'll get you the iPad then. Go to the iPad. Okay. I'll get you a haircut and the song. I'm going to be a part of the song. I'm going to be a part of the song. I'm going to be a part of the song. I'm going to be a part of the song. I'm going to be a part of the song. I'm going to be a part of the song. I'm going to be a part of the song. I'm going to be a part of the song. I'm going to be a part of the song.

I'm going to be a part of the song. I'm going to be a part of the song. I'm going to be a part of the song. I'm going to be a part of Christmas song. That's a Christmas song. That is 2024. We don't sing those any longer Oh my car Oh my car Oh my car Bitch And that bitch your spell asleep bitch

Oh my god Come on Veronica. That's because you're a better sleep bitch Come on, Veronica. You We have to take a break We need to take a break I forgot to tell you that we need a break. Thank you. Yes, pretty women What are we gonna do all the way back? I forgot to tell you that we need a break now. Thank you, yes. Pretty women.

Dancing. Dancing. Dead fuck. Alright, we'll be right back. More comedy bang bang after this. TAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAM Veronica, yes Veronica you're not supposed to practice on my time you practice on your time You're just singing along to the record but like a millisecond later Stairs you don't even know the words something in there In the air Jesus in the I'm turning I'm turning myself with wet wet wet wet wet wet

That was very Very well very well We'll do doing it. It's been chaos here first episode of the year. We have Deelia tote bags Hello, hello, welcome. A piss enthusiast and also a Lucas lover. You got it. We used to have a piss hound. Piss hound, yeah, true piss hound. Blue, blue, piss hound. Certified. No, just mute.

I'm certain we're being certified. DMV? The DMV, they give you a bit like a little sticker on your face. Yeah, or your piss sound. So it's by piss sound. They need to know that if they ever find your body. They gotta know, because I've got organ failure. Yeah. We have also Veronica, my assistant here.

Oh, dude, dude. Yes. And Ben. Sure. Ben Schwartz has a lead. I've got the most normal name. Ben Schwartz has a lead. Unfortunately.

Oh, I do. Yeah, your hair cut this now. Oh, okay. I'll jump on that haircut. Okay, yeah, get your haircut. We have a new guest coming up. Well, I can't wait to hear who it is Yeah, um, please welcome. Uh, he's a musicologist. Please welcome to the show Sean Lantern fill. Hey everybody. Hi Sean Hello, I want your show

Lasson. Sean didn't need something to drink. Yeah, I can have a lashing Lasson? Yeah, you want me to meet the meltdown? Yeah, meltdown. Yeah, in the shot glass And it's not heated up in the mic. Tell me something about 45 to 46 seconds. You guys think you know music. You think you understand music, but do you feel music? Yeah. Pretty women that you said is so solid. Well, don't sing it like that. You're wearing a swim in.

They don't sing like that either. Scott, you want to try to sing it? Pretty women. That's very bad. Music is supposed to come from your soul. Music is supposed to come. I don't know if you know what band I was from. Busy cat dolls?

This is the Busy Cat dolls. Which iteration of the Busy Cat? This is after the call. After the call. Right before the call. This is Las Vegas Busy Cat dolls. I'm the Las Vegas Busy Cat. I was the mascot for the Busy Cat dolls.

Oh, and what? Well, you are the Busy Cat. I come out as the Busy Cat. So you dressed up in my thing. The Busy Cat costume did like, I lick my own fur, I spit up a hair ball, and then I sing a song. Got everyone ready to see the pussy cat.

Yeah, I'm like, I'm basically the flavor, flavor of the pussy cat. But I understand music better than anybody else. Someone named a song. Let's see, pretty women. Name a different song. We, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, a sudden. Very well, you're all of a sudden. Very well, you're all of a sudden. Now that's a song. Now pluralize it.

Pretty women. Pretty women. Pretty women. Pluralizing. Like that. Yeah, exactly. Now music comes in three different bites. Let me, let me, should,

Welcome to, what did you say? Three different bites. Three different bites. Let me get, now listen. This is... Mal, medium bit. Welcome to my masterclass. This is how we're going to start, pretty women.

We're going to start with the beat ready Sorry, you're starting so deep in the song. I'm sorry. Wait, do you want your... I hit it up your last sentence for... Yeah. For the six seconds. Thank you very much, I appreciate it. Can you do one of the Pussycat Dull songs now? Yeah. Watch new Pussycat.

Whoa, whoa, whoa. What's new Pussycat? Whoa, whoa, whoa. Okay. Anyway. Anyway, anyway, anyway. Oh. You've been talking for two minutes.

Anyway, I to head out Tell us the other bites at least before you go I Been talking all that much there's no reason you should be sleeping. Yes. Hunk, hunk, hunk, hunk, hunk, hunk, hunk, hunk, hunk, hunk, hunk, hunk, hunk, hunk, hunk, hunk, hunk, hunk, hunk, hunk, hunk, hunk, hunk, hunk, hunk, hunk, hunk, hunk, hunk, hunk, hunk, hunk, hunk, hunk, hunk, hunk, hunk, hunk, hunk, hunk, hunk, hunk, hunk, hunk, hunk, hunk, hunk, hunk, hunk, hunk, hunk, hunk, hunk, hunk, hunk, hunk, hunk, hunk, hunk, hunk, hunk, hunk, hunk, hunk, hunk, hunk, hunk, hunk, hunk, hunk, hunk, hunk, hunk, hunk, hunk, hunk, hunk, hunk, hunk, hunk, hunk, hunk, hunk, hunk, hunk, hunk, hunk, hunk, hunk, hunk, hunk, hunk, hunk, hunk, hunk, hunk, hunk, hunk, hunk, hunk, hunk, hunk, hunk, hunk, hunk, hunk, hunk, hunk, hunk, hunk, hunk, hunk, hunk, hunk, hunk, hunk, hunk, hunk, hunk, hunk, hunk, hunk, hunk, hunk, hunk, hunk, hunk, hunk, hunk, hunk, hunk, hunk, hunk, h Beyonce knows. Yes, that one. That one? Yes. Oh my God. Oh, people think that when I talk about Beyonce, I talk about that woman that works at the snap and hit. Right, yeah, the snap and hit. Yeah, the street.

First you snap it, then you hit it. Yeah, that's a story down the street where you snap it, then you hit it. Do you need a reservation? Do you need a reservation? Yeah, you got to make a reservation for, I'm not sure. Call them real quick, because they're hard.

Make sure it is due 23. Call them, call them, call them. I'm telling you. I'll call them right now. I'm telling you, call them because it's hard to make a reservation. Call sure it is. Do 23 call them. People call them right now. I'm telling you call them because it's hard to make a reservation. Call them right now. And call it. Siri. Sorry. Siri. Oh my god. Nobody's ever asked me to call myself. Call Siri. Ring ring. Ring ring. Oh my god. Hello. Hello. Hi. Hi. What are you doing? What are you doing? What should we do take over the world? This is the first time anybody's ever asked me what I want to do. They're always asking me to do things for them

Maybe I'll make all their Apple watches disappear Maybe that'll work anyway. I'll talk to you soon. Bye-bye. Bye-bye. That was fun. Wow. Did you like it all that? I heard something I don't know music in series voice. It kind of goes like this. By one, you're bite one. All the bad things, baby. All the bad things, baby. Bushing all the bad things, baby. Bushing all the bad things. Okay. So I just like that because we want to use it in our remixes for this year.

So I heard you don't even have the plug song. No, we don't, we don't have it yet. Hey, I'm Sean, before you go, I do have to head up. My bus is right outside. Oh, I stopped it. Thank you. Oh, yeah. How'd you stop it?

Did you give it a flat tire? I'm standing in front of it now. Oh, okay. So it's removed when I move. In the meantime, we have a reservation for... We'll let it move. Just like that. Just like that.

No, that's a music. That's a musicology. That's music. And that's what you hear at the time. That bike goes a little something like this. Good bike. Gotta like girls. Gotta like girls. Gotta like girls. Gotta like girls. Good bye. Got a luck, girls. Got a luck, girls.

Got a luck, girls. Got a luck, girls. Good bye. I'll be old. I'll be old. I'll be old. I'll be old. I'll be old.

I'll be old. I'll be old. I'll be old. I'll be old. I'll be old. I'll be old. I'll be old. I'll be old.

I'll be old. I'll be old. I'll be old. I'll be old. I'll be old. I'll's where Scott comes into the town. He says it first. Thank you. I appreciate it. Scott comes in the town, you see it first. Yeah.

You see my grill. Oh yeah. Yeah, that precedes me by like 15 minutes. 15 minutes. That's a long engine. Is nobody gonna ask me why my wife broke up with me? Why did you break up with you? I wanna talk about it.

You don't wanna talk about it? No, it's too sensitive. She's a sensitive. It's too sensitive. She followed up with someone else. She followed up with someone else. It's because you're so ugly. It's because I'm so ugly.

Oh, it wasn't poop or anything. What? It was nothing. This is Delia, Delia toadbag. Delia, she's a piss enthusiast who hates shit. A piss sound? I hate. Certified piss sound. I hate. Or do you get A piss-hound? I hate. Certified piss-hound.

I hate. Or you get certified, the DMV? DMV. Yeah. Where are you from? Me? Yeah, I just... You mean me?

Yes, you. Where am I from? Yeah, you just seem so exotic to me. Single now and... You seem single. Oh, yeah. I'm from Ohio. You're from Ohio?

Yeah. No. What part? Akron. Akron, Ohio. Yeah. All right, I gotta head out. Okay. That way that turned you off. Living in that between the Gnoi and do your city. Who I lovely place. The best that we can do is Oh, little Anyway, I do have to wait that was my alarm, wasn't it? It was yeah, yeah, what is that mean time for commercials? It's a five minutes until your base massage and tell my base massage your base massage. Okay. Good Yeah, I get my base massage every day. Oh got to yeah, keep it loose. Yeah I consider anything below the chin my base. Oh, is that to. Yeah. Keep it loose. Yeah, go ahead. Yeah, go ahead. Yeah, go ahead.

Yeah, go ahead. Yeah, go ahead. Yeah, go ahead. Yeah, go ahead. Yeah, go ahead. Yeah, go ahead. Yeah, go ahead. Yeah, go ahead.

Yeah, go ahead. Yeah, go ahead. Yeah, go ahead. Yeah, go ahead. Yeah, go ahead. Yeah, go ahead. Yeah, go ahead. Yeah, go ahead.

Yeah, go ahead. Yeah, go ahead. Yeah, go ahead. Yeah, go ahead. Yeah, go ahead. Yeah, go ahead. Yeah, go ahead. Yeah, go ahead. I will email you. Yeah email me. Yeah, I need to know these things I don't have time except the day you could say, huh? I don't want to be canceled on the show again How did you get canceled the first time? Oh my god. Yeah, the first five years of the show We never yeah, we took them down off the internet. Is that true? Oh, yeah, we started in 2004 a lot of people Everyone thinks that we started in 2009, but it was so many bad things you take it down We took them all down. Is that real? Yeah

We've been going 20 years. Everyone thinks it's 15. Wow. Yeah, exactly. I got to head out. Sorry. I really thought that you and Delia were like cooking up some dinner. I thought I was too much.

I felt a kind of sleep. What's your favorite movie? A Twilight. Twilight. Yeah. Letter Finish. Oh, sorry. Nudon. Oh. Yeah. Letter Finish. Oh, sorry. Nudon.

Oh, wow. All right. Is that two names? By the way, is that your marriage? Was Phil your married name? Phil is my maiden name. Wow. Phil is my maiden name.

Lantern is my other wife's name. Really? Yeah, my real last name is Hitler. Oh, yeah. Oh, dear. I can see why you changed. I got ahead of it. Yeah.

No, you're not. I'm not going to say that. I'm not going to say that. I'm not going to say that. I'm not going to say that. My other wife's name really yeah my real last name is Hitler oh Dear I can see why you I got ahead. I know you know you do Take care guys my it Veronica man, who is that I don know. Veronica's been book of the show. Oh, big job. Who was that? Well, because it's the beginning of the year, I wanted to have no Spotify playlist. Okay.

So I booked a music college just for you. Okay. Did he play any songs? He played it as a drum. Yeah, he was a drummer, I guess. Okay. Also, it seemed to be like you have a lot of chemistry with Delea. Yeah, he's a drummer I guess. Okay, also It seemed to be like you have a lot of chemistry with Delea. Yeah, I felt it

I like it. Oh cool. I liked him a lot, but then but then he didn't give me a husband I mean just you just said you could probably guess his phone number. Yeah, two one two. Oh my god call it Guess it to one two. Yeah, yeah, just go ahead. Yeah, bro. Okay Hey Siri call to one two. Hey Siri, call to one two, Sean Hitler. Calling now. Oh, I hope he picks up. Hello? He's answering on the bus. Hello?

Sorry, you got to speak up on the bus. It's Delia, are you on the bus? Delia, Tilly you called me. Yeah, how did you find my number? I just guessed it because I love you. I love what time? When now you're Scottish I want to marry you My god, I want to marry you. I should I come back? I feel like after I drop up my real name was people wanted me gone Oh, yeah yeah follow me no hey ask me what's three people stand for what is the three people stand for? three people operate

it does okay where do you want to get married? gonna go what? what is that? I can his last name was Hitler. Oh, you forgot? I can't have that be my last name. I have such a good last name. What is your last name?

It says what I do, tote bag. tote bag. Wait, it says what you do. What do you mean you do? You do tote bag? A tote bag. You know, so fast. Oh, I guess we never asked you what you were before a survival expert.

Oh, it's a fashion designer. Oh my god. Oh, you think? Do you make tote bags? No. No, but I've made bags, but not full of bags. Guys, I have to say, we are running out of time. No way. I'm so sorry. That's my fault. Yes, we're running out of time. Why did you give me less time? Because I

thought maybe since it's the beginning of the year, you want to get out there in the world. Yeah, I want to have a short show. We just did, I think we did our best of's were like nine hours. What was number one? Not the one you were on. I'll tell you that much. Wow.

Did I hit a top five, top 10, top 15, top 20? You're definitely in the top 16. I'll tell you that much. Top 16, okay. Yeah, you're right. I'll tell you that much, no more. No more. Yeah, you'll have to listen to find out.

Oh, wow. Yeah, okay. That would be fun for you. You'll. Yeah, you'll have to listen to find out. Oh, wow. Yeah. Okay. That would be fun for you. You'll have to find and you can't pick it. You know, that is space no more. Space, space, space no more. Space no more. Oh, yeah.

What's live? What is it? What is it? You should do more new metal songs. You're more, you're more bored than I think you are. You're that you can't find it. What's live? What is it?

Can you say it to my wife and we'll, this will really be the test. Where is my wife? It's my wife, but, did I get married? It's my wife here. Nothing like bored. Oh, God. Look, am I running out It's my wife here. Nothing, nothing like for it. Oh, God. Look, am I running out of time or am I not?

Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes. I can't quite figure it out. No, no, you have no time then. Okay, so what do I do next again? Um, goodbyes. No, no, I don't think we do good-bye. You'll do a song. You'll do a song.

Oh, no, no, no, that's right. We, uh, we, we all have time for one final feature on the show. That is, of course, a little something called plugs. Yeah. Oh, tell me about the show you're coming to. Did I hear you got my new personal suit too? Alright, that was Oopl plugs by Micah E. Wood. Thank you so much, Micah E. Wood. Yeah, a wonderful way to start off the plug bag for the new year.

And let's turn to our friend, Benny Schwal, the artist, and rest. What do we have to plug here, my friend? You go to reject it, you go to Doritos. You go to Doritos. Then what happens? Take care, guys. Doritos.com to Doritos dot com then what happens to take care guys Doritos dot com you pick not show or cool ranch now it's it's you can find

Easter eggs on Doritos dot com yes you go to rejected jokes dot com you go rejected jokes dot com backslash tour uh rejected jokes dot com slash Doritos nope tour and you'll see uh i'm bringing my improv show bench towards and friends this the very same show that sold out radio city this year last year On tour and I think up right now is the first six months, which is like North Carolina and San Diego and New York City Um and a bunch of other places so check it out. I'm gonna take it to just see the friends you can

You can I mean the friends from the NBC show. Yeah, bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang't know, you know, dude. Are people, have people come to the show and been disappointed? We've had like, one time, David Schwimmer came to see Courtney Cox and he was pissed. He was like, where? He's like, where, where should he? Did you just have him up on stage? I brought him up stage and he was pissed. He was pissed, right?

Because he's like, I didn't come in to perform. I came here to see Courtney. Still. Still. He brought it, right? He brought it. Yeah, he fucked him up. The one where David Schwimmer fucking killed.

He crushed. Yeah. I bet he would crush We got my age. I bet he yeah, what's cool. Let's call him okay? Call call David swimmer Siri call David Swimmers Calling David Swimmers. Hello. Oh, hello David Swimmers. Hello. Hi. I have a scot Okram in here to talk to you. What a second is it? Do you really breathing in the background? I? Know you'd know my breathing any way. Do you?

I'm sorry, I left you. I can't believe it. I fell in love with someone else. I know, you've all told me again. I want to break up with the person. I'm with you. I'm with you. Oh, baby.

Yeah. Now? Yes, right now. Do I pick you up? Pick me up. Yes, pick me up. Don't, couldn't you pick her up. What? Do you have a car? Scott, why did you call me? To see if you can play in a show. Oh, right, right, right. Do you want to be in Bench? Do you want to be in Bench? I was there. I was looking

for Courtney. She wasn't there. I heard she's going to be there this time. Is where? I swear to God. And friends. Friends. How many of us have us have them friends the ones that we can depend on friends It sounds to me like you guys should be the show. Do you want it? This is my system by the way. This is Veronica Hi, Veronica. How are you? Do you want to be in a musical Cabaret kind of show the group the Ducabaret. I love Sean time only if it's on oh, yes, I know I'm pretty pretty women What is it? All right guys my budget here wait you're on a bus. I gotta head out to you. Yeah follow me. Okay, an Instagram. Oh

Instagram. You got it. Oh, you got it. I'll see you later. I'll slide into your D.N.s. Thank you. Okay. No way. I love you. I love you. Okay. Say it back. Love me. Yeah. I love you. Okay. I say it to me. I did. I love you. I love you. I love you. You. David Schwimmer. I love Schwimmer. I love Schwimmer. I love Schwimmer. I love David Schwimmer. I. Gosh, women. I love Shwember. I love Shwember. I love Shwember. I love David Shwember. I love David Shwember. I love to Shwember this way. Goodbye, my love.

Goodbye. Who is that? Whoa, that was fun. Who is that, then? You're the one who suggested we call him, isn't it? Maybe he'd go into the bathroom whenever we call him on the bathroom. I've had so much water.

What's going on with your adult kidneys? Oh, my adult kidneys are great. Now, kids don't have kidneys that is four. Until about nine weeks or so, yeah. Oh, I get it. That's why you're not supposed to kill that. Oh, my adult kidneys are great. Now, kids don't have kidneys that just form. Until about nine weeks or so. Oh, I get it. That's why you don't have to take care of that. Yeah, that makes sense. Or salt or honey.

Yeah. Or, you know, it's my nickname. Salt, breast milk or salt or honey. Breast milk, that's what it was, is my nickname. Really? That's a lot of stuff. It's too much. I'm bad.

That's not my nickname. That's not my nickname. Although people should call you that. And people should go to your most recent Instagram post and just post that under those recent posts. I hope nobody does. I hope no one does. I hope breast milk and salt and honey.

I don't think so. I think they might. I mean, considering what happened to me with my dirt post recently, what's your dirt post? Hmm. Well, listen to the holiday episode. Do we have thousands and thousands of messages about what? Apology accepted, apparently. I don't remember. People were upset at you and they made a mistake. Do we even know thousands and thousands of messages about what? Apology accepted apparently I don't remember people were upset at you and they made a mistake apparently I owe them all eight million dollars. I don't know but anyone go to rejected jokes on Instagram

Whatever the most recent post is say breast milk and salt and honey. I hope you don't do that. I hope you do So we'll see who wins it be a great teacher Be a great teacher breast milk and salt and honey. Yeah, like the names versus that. Is that what you're here to plug? You're here to buy your new T-Shotcom. Benchports and friends tour. Check it out.

It's on RejectedJokes.com. Can't wait to see you there. Very excited. I don't know how much longer I'm going to be touring. Maybe, I don't know. So catch us when you can. You know what I mean? I don't know.

Why are you being so cagey about this? I don't know. You're trying to drum up interest, even though I know you you're gonna be out there like in three months after you. Well, this year I'm gonna tour. This year and then probably next five years I'll tour. Yeah. And then maybe five years after that. Well, maybe five years after that.

I feel like I'm tired. I'm getting tired. So that's all you have to plug? I think that's it right now, January. I don't think anything is coming out right now. Geritos.com. Delia, what do you want to plug? Yeah, go to Cheetos.com.

Cheetos.com. Cheetos.com. Flamin' hot. Oh, regular. Did you see that movie Flamin' hot? We. Mm-hmm. Anything to plug. Deelia. Oh yeah, you should see a movie.

Just coming up on Hula, soon. I saw this movie. I did. Did you? Yeah, I saw it. Yeah, I saw it. We may talk about it next week, because of matter of fact. Oh, really?

Yeah, I believe so. I can't believe. It's coming a matter of fact. Oh, really? Yeah, I believe so. I can't say. It's coming out this Friday though, isn't it? Oh, this Friday. Yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, self-reliance. What's a movie called?

Self-reliance. You're telling yourself what it's what you're doing, you survive. That's true. Oh my God. Yeah, you're mainly here because you're a producer on self-reliance. Yeah, yeah, I'm also a movie producer. Yeah.

Yeah, you baby, Mogo. Mance. Yeah, yeah, I'm also a movie producer. Yeah. Yeah, I bet you. Mogo. A mogul. Mogo. Wow, mega mogul. Mega mogul. Like on a sweet love. Who's in Self-Reliance?

What's that? Who's in Self-Reliance? It's a written, produced, acted, and directed by Jake Johnson. That's right, Jake Johnson. Oh, I love Jake Johnson. And I'm very funny. Yeah, I love it. He's the high-end singer.

No, that's the singer- That's the banana pancakes guy. Banana pancakes. Yeah, making banana pancakes. The early morning. I don't know, that's Jack Johnson ever. Oh yeah. Yeah, very similar though.

Very similar. Very similar. There's something with nobody. No, it's this. I said it's a bubbly toast. Because I think Jack Johnson, he makes banana pancakes. And that's where the confusion. He had a banana pancakes business for a little while.

Okay, Johnson did. Yeah, that's where the confusion like a like a book track. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. No, that's it. Yeah, that's a good movie and there's a great actress who plays a family member of Jake. Yeah. Yeah. That's right. Yeah. She's a very Holland. Yeah. Like it. Yeah. Oh, man. Well, Honk, uh, yeah, excuse me. Honk. Oh, what time is it? Oh, it's honk, honk. It's honk time. It's honk time. And Veronica, look, even though you're my assistant, I'll let you plug some of the ones. I mean, I'll be next to you the whole time. So

wherever you find Scott, you find me. I love that. And usually I'm out there watching Star Trek lower desk. Yeah, yeah, some tiny desk content. You watch tiny desk concert at NPR but then also Paramount Plus is lower decks. Star Trek. Oh wow. Yeah. Sometimes I'm out there watching Loki. Sometimes Loki. I'm Loki watching Lokikey sometimes. Sometimes under quiet. I watch a Marbus show. Oh wow. I got locus, season one's end tools. And then also this pyramid show called Tecoma PD. And empty?

empty because it's a pirate. Firepower. Yeah. What about Tacoma MD? Oh, they're all doctors. That would be great. Do they just get to Netflix? They just got to Netflix. Yeah, so

you can watch all the seasons there, but I don't have time to watch nothing. No, no, no, I'm making different things. Yeah, yeah, I have for me right now. Oh, two hot. That's one degree two hot. Two hot, two hot, two hot. Two hot, one. Two hot, one. Yeah. This T, two hot. Oh, this one, do you want to know what it is?

Yeah, I named it, yeah, what is that? This T, what is it? What is it? What is it? What is it? That's all I wanted. I didn't even want to drink this stuff. What is it?

I just wanted to sing this song? I want to plug I want to plug hey go over to CBB world calm We have some great shows over there. We have neighborhood listen just came over Springsteen listening to me springsteen's not over there But you can listen that show spring you spring and springsteen on my bean with Adam Scott We have a couple more episodes later a couple couple of episodes to come, rather, I believe. Did you go to the sphere? We did go to the sphere, we did a whole episode about it. What was that like?

You'll have to listen to the episode. I can't. I can't. Was it amazing? Yeah, make sure Veronica, oh, he got all the episodes. You know the episodes? Yeah, yeah, you need to listen to the Christmas episode.

Okay. And my inside joke to that. Okay. You need to hear the sphere episode. Okay. Yeah. Just get him. Yes, it would be on your iPad. Where did you, where did you stay when you went to Vegas? Uh, I don't want to give up that my assassination coordinates. Just in case I ever return. Um, but head over to CBBworld.com. You can get shows like CBB presents where you hear characters from this show or when I say

characters I mean people. Yes, we have Hey Randy, we have this book changed my life, we have Who Me with the Batman. I believe I heard a very funny episode with The Rock on that black Adam rather than my hair. Yeah, very funny. He's good. He's always, it's so much God. It's so much God. God. You know the fish. Oh, God. God loves God.

Okay, so that's it for blind. CBB world. CBB world also get the CBB book. Oh, yeah. There's signatures in a bunch of them, right? A bunch of people, yeah, signatures and a few, but we're all out of plugs, but as we do every year, oh my God, I can't wait. Ben, I have to talk to you about something.

What's wrong? Okay, we've been doing this now for 10 years. I'm gonna have a piece of chocolate. Okay, this is not, we're about to sing. Don't have the piece of chocolate before we sing. All right, I thought the sugar rush might help. No, I don't think it will. Now every year we

Sing a song in order to give people Sing a song a new song though not in Throughout the whole not long and this is the template by which people will remix the song and come up with their own versions Throughout the year so people I do now is gonna be even so even if this episode is whatever, this song will be... And we've been hearing terrible, terrible songs for the past 10 years, but the quality of the song, I don't really care about. What I really care about is for the past 10 years,

you have messed up the song for the same long year. What are you talking about? How? This is a closing the plug-back song. Yes, so the bad thing you're using. You sing a song for opening the plug-back. That can't be true. That is true. So this year, I really need years.

And pretend years. For 10 years. And every single time we have a new guest on the show, they go, why are they singing about opening? I can't plug that. I'm so embarrassed. Should be singing about closing the plug-back. I am literally so embarrassed.

You're mortified right now. I can tell. I can't believe it. What's more important to me is that you correct your behavior. Close. We're closing the plug. We're closing the plug back this year. I can't imagine I've messed up.

You've messed it up every single year. I feel like part of it, I'm to blame a little bit because I must have forgotten to tell you about this or I've forgotten to stop me. I'm in the middle of it. It's my bad, it's totally my fault. So if I'm doing something wrong, stop me. I will stop you in the middle of it.

Okay, but we're closing the plug back. Closing the plug back, my friend. I hear you loud and clear. Veronica, I'm gonna need you to join in. Okay, I want to make sure that you have some flourishes, some pretty women, some what is it? Why they say, I need that. Again, that will be remixed for the whole year, the entire year. And people won't quite know what's going on. And Deely, I don't know if you sing or not. Oh yeah. Oh, you do., once I start going you'll feel the rhythm and you guys jump Don't you once I've closed the plug bag you basically jump Exactly. There we go. We're gonna we're gonna do it. We're gonna do it right this year close on the plug bag 2024 15th year of comedy bang bang. We're gonna do it

15th real year. We deleted the first five. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. All right. Here we go. Ready. There we go. Here we go We've entered the room and there's nobody left. The party's all but done. We look to the door and we go to the left. The party's almost done. So then we open up the door, but that's not the plug bag. Because you notice what we're gonna do. We're gonna see. Open up the door, but that's not the plug bag Because you notice what we're gonna do, we're gonna see. L. Oh, open up the plug bag. Hello.

Everybody join in and open up. Open up the plug bag. Hello. Everybody join in and open up. What's your name? Time to close damn close, the plug's time to open it up Like another day, a little baby opens up the air And now here we are with the plugs I wanna hear all your plugs now

It's time to tell me your plugs Hello Plugs, plugs, plugs Open the plugs What is plugs what is it? What is it open the plug bag please? Solo dirty pop dirty pop open up your dirty And that's how you open the freaking blow bag enjoy and tell me your plugs. What is it? Okay enjoy and tell me your blogs. What is it? Okay.

Well, you didn't stop it. You didn't stop me. I felt like you were on such a role. I didn't want to get in there to just deliver the unfortunate news that again, play it back. I guarantee you I close it. I spelled out the word close.

You did spell out you, well, you got all the way up to the O in clothes before you said then you launched into open glow, glow, you spell glow, but then what happened? But then you said use the O to then go. Oh, you spell cloping. I spell cloping. Yeah, almost clonipin.

Well, hopefully when people remix that, I feel like, I feel like none of us should take clonipin. No, yeah, no, especially not the fioroto savi. Sure, people are gonna remix it. That was a long one. It was a long one except what we require of people is to... Shorten it? Yeah, make it under a minute. That's all we ask.

And when I say under a minute, don't make it 59 seconds. Guys, I'm telling you right now, he wants 59 seconds. No, I mean, you always make it 59 seconds. You make it 59 seconds. You do 59 seconds, that's all he wants. 59. No, I always make it 59 seconds, 59 seconds, 59 seconds, 59 seconds. That's all he wants. 59.9 wins. So we have the, well, we're going to separate all the parts of this, all the stems and everything. Really? Head over to CBBWorld.com slash plugs. All of this will be up there. I'll do it. Yeah, make sure you separate it. I was going to separate it

like stems. Better than you did the green tea. Oh, yeah, yeah, no, it's just blue teas. Yeah, and B. It's just blue tea and P. Yeah. But by the way, we need to sell some CBB branded blue tea and P. Blue tea and P, you got it. Yeah, okay. And then as well as some bench horse t-shirts, make sure we get these.

Oh yeah, what was it? What is it? It's breast milk salt. No, no, no, no. There's another one. One is that. No, the one that's really gonna stick is the's breast milk salt. No, no, no, there's another one. I think we get the one that's really going to stick is the best milk. I really love the best.

Breast. Hambo. Breast milk and salt and salt and honey and honey. Yes, breast milk, salt and honey. Make sure we get those t-shirts, okay? Let this it. All right, guys, I want to thank you so much. Ben always plays a pleasure to have you

Joy, but I just spend by the way you maybe a solo bowl of this year Maybe yeah, it's coming at the end of the year, so maybe a solo December I'm so busy that one. Oh, I mean, I'm not even announced that I'm in it yet So there's a chance for not even in it. Oh really you might be replaced could be could you get my audition tape to the producer I can do it right now do it. Yeah Can you email them? I know do your audition right now Okay, we hear your son it go hey guys I'm signing the head down the most annoying fucking character in the world

It's not good your audition was very mean be nicer be nicer. Yeah, take to okay ready Hi everyone, I'm gonna get here. Do you hate the Santa? My voice will join the fucking club? The sun is not like himself. I don't think so. I like some so I I can swear to you. He likes himself If I can give you some though, it's don't Degrade the character to grade the character that no the character is golden. Thank you or the voice No, no the voice is the problem. Can you do Santa I grow quick if you're gonna oh yeah yeah I am so fast listen to my voice be so fast I hit myself again. Could you watch the first Sonic? Oh, yeah.

Okay. Hello. Hello, I'm Sonic. Ah, Risharm is dead. I don't think he would say these things. I don't know. I mean, it seems maybe something happened in between two and three. I don't think so.

No matter how dark he is. He can do some sort of seasonal depression, maybe? No, I can't. No, he definitely didn't. No. I don't know. I, he definitely didn't. No, I don't know. I mean, a gritty reboot of Sonic. I don't think so. I think it's more like a four quadrord family-friendly film

that everybody can enjoy. And as part of the Sonic universe, I want to wish everyone a happy 29 for what? I guess you did get cast. I want to wish everyone a happy 2024 for me, James Marsden, and the rest of the gang. Jim Carrey might be in three, we don't know. It did say he was retiring. 2024 from me James Marsden and the rest of the gang Jim carry Might be in three. We don't know it did say he was retiring. He said he was retiring because of Sonic 2

Did he say that? No? Why you by being so mean about this thing that brings people so much joy It brings people so much joy and brought me joy. Yeah, it did. I went to the premiere. I looked for you But where was I? Filming Renfield did you come to the first the first, you come to the first premiere? I came to the first premiere. Yeah, I was there. No, you weren't. For the first one I was, Sonic 1.

Yeah, first one I was. No, you weren't in Westwood. Yes, of course I was. Yes, we talked. We talked. Yes, that's the party after. For Sonic 1, go to the party. Take us out Veronica. Oh, it's over. Do you want to sing? No, sorry, I didn't realize it was over. Yeah.

When it's over, when it's over, and when you're gone, you're gone. You're gone. You're gone. You're gone. You're gone. You're gone. You're gone. You're gone.

You're gone. You're gone. You're gone. You're gone. You're gone. You're gone. You're gone. You're gone.

You're gone. You're gone. You're gone. You're gone. You're gone. You're gone. You're gone. And never end, never end. All the things that I want to say, all things that I do in the way, all things that I be sure have gone out the window. All right, we'll see you next time. Bye. Happy New Year. you