Comedy Bang Bang: The Podcast - Blind Is Love (Nick Kocher & Brian McElhaney, Hannah Pilkes, Casey Feigh)

Episode Date: March 30, 2026

Nick Kocher and Brian McElhaney of BriTANicK fame are here to talk about their upcoming movies “Pizza Movie” and “Over Your Dead Body.” First time guest The Nurse From The Pitt is pressed for time but may have a moment to look for love. And Weed Seinfeld returns and is considering ways to freshen up his act. Don’t forget to check out the Comedy Bang! Bang! Action Figures at shop.figurecollections.com and go to actionfigurecellar.com for international purchases. If you want more great episodes of Comedy Bang! Bang! become a subscriber at comedybangbangworld.com. We have all of the past episodes from the archives, every live show, ad-free new episodes, and original shows like CBB Presents and Scott Hasn’t Seen. Find more great Comedy Bang! Bang! merch at https://www.podswag.com/collections/comedy-bang-bang Get access to all the podcasts you love, music channels and radio shows with the SiriusXM App! Get 3 months free using this show link: https://siriusxm.com/cbb Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

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No last name given. None needed. Thank you, Samantha, for that catchphrase submission. Unfortunately, not going to stick. The hunt continues for a catchphrase. But welcome to Comedy Bang Bang for another week. My name is Scott Ackerman. We have an exceptional show.

Coming up a little later, we have someone from the nursing profession. That's exciting. We also have a stand-up comedian. Oh, someone from the arts. So this is a great show, and you're going to want to stick around for both of them. But before we get to them, let's get to our guests of honor. And it is an honor to talk to these gentlemen. They've never been on the show before. They're entering the one-timers club. Let me tell you a little bit about them. They started and are still in a stand-up internet,

no, not stand-up, internet sketch comedy duo from Atlanta, Georgia called Britannic. They graduated, one of them graduated from Atlanta International School and the other graduated from the Padea School. They attended New York. Terrible. Terrible pronunciation. They attended New York University together. I've never heard of it, quite honestly. I'm not sure why it's on your Wikipedia page. It's the first time my high school has been credited.

Well, buckle up. Here we go. The duo's videos have been featured on internet video sites, including YouTube, college humor, cracked, break, and funny or die. Britannic was nominated by the ECNY Awards as Best Sketch Comedy Group in New York in 2008 and by Comedy Central's inaugural Comedy Awards for Best Web Video. In 2012, they appeared

in Joss Whedon's adaptation of much ado about nothing. They have performed three shows at the Upright Citizens Brigade Theater in New York. Three. Begging for approval, the Infinity Prison,

and their current monthly live show, the monthly Mankerathon. Wow. That is out of date. A little out of date. Coacher, oh, sorry, I don't mean to say your names yet. They perform sketch regularly at UCB as well as stand-up and improv,

comedy around New York City. A pilot for their TV show was ordered by Comedy Central in 2014. The pilot, which was ultimately never sold, was written by and starred the duo alongside Natalie Palamedes, Maya, Erskine, and Jesse Hodges. In 2016, they were hired as writers by NBC's Saturday Night Live. They were featured regularly on crack.com in college humor. Their sketch, Pillow Talk, featured private practice as Chris Lowell. They were featured as kings of dot comedy on G4's attack of the show.

in the spring of 2020, the duo directed three episodes of making fun with Akela and Milana for Comedy Central Digital. They have been reviewed in the Charleston City paper and Time Out Chicago. And they were named a Timeout New York's Don't Miss Critics Pick in 2009. They performed in San Francisco Sketch Fest, New York City Sketch Fest, Chicago Sketch Fest, and Piccolo Spolito and Spolito Festival USA. In 2008, they won the Seattle Sketch Fest video contest. New York Comedy Festival's web video cram off. Their Sketch Academy Award winning movie resulted

in coverage on the websites of the Huffington Post and Time magazine as well as praise from Roger Ebert, Joss Whedon, Stephen Fry, and Ashton Coocher. They were nominated for the Comedy Awards Best Viral Video and the ECNY Awards Best Comedic Video. In 2022 and 2024, they performed at the

Edinburgh Fringe Festival. In 2024, they directed Demia Diguibe's performance at the Edinburgh Fringe Festival and now they have a new movie coming at this Friday called Pizza Movie on Hulu. Please welcome Nick Coacher and Brian McElhaney. Wow. How thorough.

That is unbelievable. I'd forgotten about most of those things. I love how that was not chronological at all. Does it make you wonder, should someone be tidying up by Wikipedia page? I'm not sure the EC&Y nomination should be in the Wikipedia. Welcome to the show, guys. Oh, great to meet you. Thanks for coming on.

Have loved your sketches for many a year. year and now you've turned this sketch comedy sensibility into a narrative feature film how does this happen we're still trying to figure out how we did it and if we did it correctly um yeah we um we had this idea a long time ago to make this sort of to make a movie to make a movie we've always had that idea when i was six yeah we were like what if we did a 90 minute story yes and uh and yeah this movie is really interesting because it's we get to play with obviously narrative structure, but there's also these, it's a drug movie.

Ooh, drugs. Oh. And these drugs come in. Are you guys big drug guys? Not really. No. Everyone is like, this is the big stoner comedy. You guys smoke a lot of weed and we don't.

But we got that on Mr. show all the time of like, oh man, you guys must be high writing this all day. And it's like, that would be impossible. No, you're going to be like stone cold sober to connect comedic points, I think. You can kind of like come up with ideas a little bit high, but to write you got to be. That said, yeah, you're right. I think coming up with stuff high is good.

Yeah, yeah. But then, you know, getting to the brass... And actually, writing when you're high. I think that you're right. That's good. Okay, actually, maybe we should be high all the time. Yeah, I think so. realized.

But it's a mix between sketch and narrative, kind of hopefully blended together well in this film. That's right. Now, I've seen this movie, and it comes out this Friday on Kulu. It stars Gaten, how do you say his last name? Matarzzo. Matarzzo.

From Sweeney Todd. That's right. Famously, from Sweeney Todd. Also from LAMIS. Stranger Things. Oh, right, right. Dad, right. I forgot about that.

He is the, he toplines the film. Do you guys like variety slang? It's our favorite thing. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, he didn't ankle it. He toplined it. I didn't know about ankle.

Ankle. Ankle means you're not going to do it anymore. Oh, okay, yeah, no, he didn't ankle it. Like you ankle your agent or a project. Oh, yeah. Yes, nice. That's a good slang. Yeah, we love that kid.

He's amazing kid. He's 23. Who's the other person in it? Sean Gambroni. He was on the Goldbergs for many years. Really? Was he one of the Goldbergs or was he? The Goldberg.

He's the titular Goldberg? He didn't ankle that Goldberg. I'll tell you that. Wow. So it's the two of them as well as a lot of really funny people in it. Younger cast, it's set in college. Yes. But I don't need to tell you this.

Why don't you tell me about the film? So the movie is about a group of kids in a college dorm who are high on a fictional drug and have ordered a pizza. When you say fictional drug, meaning you guys created this drug and made it up. For real, though, you have created it. Yeah, you want some? Yeah. Okay, great. After the show, I think.

We can't go into too much detail, but yes, that's, it's, the movie is largely an advertisement for our own homemade drug. And delivery service. That's where you make the upsell money. Yeah. Well, yeah, that's how, yeah, you know. And the, in the movie, though, the drug is created by Sarah Sherman from SNL, who's very, very funny. Yes. And they, I mean, they take this drug, but they don't know the side effects of it.

And once they learn that. It's debilitating to them. And pretty much the entire movie is them trying to get to this pizza that's being delivered two floors down. That's right. Yes. And because the pizza stops the effects of these drugs, which and the effects are getting more and more chaotic and hurtful to their bodies. And there's a really terrible final phase of the drug. And they got to get that pizza before they got to get the pizza.

And so it's of the trials and tribulations. Yes, Nick, you were. Well, I was just going to say it's, yeah, they've got to go down two flights of stairs, which is normally a pretty simple journey. I did it today. Yeah. Right before this show. We did it walking down into this room right now. Yeah, exactly.

We've all done it. But these guys, it's a little bit hard for them in the state that they're in, isn't it? Yes, because they're on this fictional drug that you can order on our website. And we just want to plug that, brightianic.com. And on top of that, the elevator's broken. There's a bunch of roving RAs, which are pretty much Nazis. The metaphor is pretty one-to-one. And bullies and all these other things that are complicating their journey.

And we have a great cast. we have Jack Martin plays the head RA. He's really great in it. Caleb Heeran is in it. A lot of really funny. Daniel Radcliffe provides a voice. That's right. Why did he do this?

Did he do it on his iPhone or did, or what? Did he actually go into Burbank? He went to a booth in New York City when we were on Zoom with him. And he really, really wanted to make it good. And I was like, man, you're trying too hard for this. He works hard at what he does. We respect Daniel Radcliffe. And this is your first time not writing a movie because you also have another

movie coming out a little bit later that we'll talk about. But this is your first time directing a movie. You directed your sketches back in the day? Yes. It was all in house. We did everything for those sketches. I held the boom mic for those sketches for a lot of the scenes that I am in. Yeah, that's correct. You don't see the right arm. It's because it's doing this. We did production design, which I think is quite obvious when you look at the sketches. The white walls of our New York apartments. Yeah. But this is our first time getting to direct a feature, which is, you know, we've been doing it for, I guess, 20 years now in small ways, but doing it with a huge crew and a budget.

It's a very different process. Yes, with union rules, which are annoying. We don't like them. We don't like unions. Don't be, right? Wait, hold on, hold on. Maybe I shouldn't, don't put this out. But did you like it?

Did you enjoy doing it? Is it something you want to do some more? I mean, it's the one thing I've always dreamed of wanting to do is to be a director of film. And then doing it. It's annoying. Yeah, you're like, wow, okay. It's really fun, but it's like the romance of the idea is you lose that pretty quick. Like, it is such hard work.

But in the end of the day, I'm kind of like, let's go again. Yeah, yeah. No, it was great. It's so fun. I mean, I say, like, everything in between action and cut, I deeply loved. And then everything else was a stressor. From cut to action. It's different.

Yeah. The people. Yeah. Talking to anyone. Personality. Having to leave your house. but it's it's really really funny I get look I get sent these movies a lot

and I by the way you'll be happy to know that I got sent a screener I watched it here in my home on Disney debut and the process of logging into Disney debut this time only took me one hour and 50 minutes longer than the film longer than the film itself including a 35 minute phone call with tech support

and by the time I had logged in. It was time to go to bed. And so I started it all up again the next day. And then I was so happy to see it as the filmmakers intended with my email emblazing to cross the screen. I was going to say, that is in actually the full finished cut of the movie. Is it really? A watermark of your email. I'm going to be blowing up soon. But yeah, I get a lot of these films and, you know, they're okay sometimes. And this one is really good. I really enjoyed it. Oh, name one of the bad ones? Oh, boy. Listen to the show pretty much any time in the last year. So you'll have me. No, this is a really good one. It's very, very funny. And you feel like you're in good hands with it.

It doesn't feel like, oh, this is people kind of learning on the job or anything like that. You're very self-assured as directors. Oh, thank you. And was there stuff, was it a challenge in post at all to get it to cut together? Was there stuff you had to cut out or anything like that? There's definitely, we cut. I think the first rough cut that like editors assembly was two hours and the finish cut is an hour and a half. So yes, we cut quite a bit.

But it was all, you know, I don't know that there's, I think there's only one scene that we lost in its entirety. I think everything else was just trims and getting it to move quicker. There were definitely a few sections. Like there's a big party scene in the middle where they all kind of split up and figuring out how to just sort of like put that puzzle together took forever to figure out. And there's a very first, the very first drug trip, they get eaten by a squid, spoiler, I guess. That's okay. It gets people in, they want to watch. Exactly.

They hear squid. Oh, that sounds so good. And then they're on stage, and this marionette played by me is sort of molesting one of them. And there's a man in the audience holding a baby and making them do it over and over again. If I molest, I just really want to get in front of that and say it is a nipple tweak and not, not them. So, Nick thinks that unconsensual nipple tweaks are not molestation. Yeah. Will that get you on any sort of list?

It depends on on if Sean footsmil list It's our lead actor And he said he was okay with it It depends on how the movie does It's kind of exactly Yeah

But anyway That was a section That we didn't quite know What it was And it was our last day of shooting And we just kind of shot a bunch of randomness And then had to create it in the edit So save that for the last

Why save that for the last day? A lot of people say save the most Hard thing for the last day Which is what we did on my movie Right Saved like the big car crash And everything Because it's like

You want the easy stuff at the beginning when everyone's like sort of what but so I save the dream sequence I guess it's not a dream sequence the drug trip for the last day well one because we did not know what it was going to be for a long time because we kept pitching ideas and they were like you do not have the budget to do that yeah we wanted them to like blow through all dimensions and like it was going to be a big green screen day and then as you know we had to cut budget and cut time it was just like less and less and less they couldn't afford a green screen they couldn't afford what we wanted to do with the green screen like put them up on wires and do a 360 shot and all this stuff so so

There's some wire work in the film, though, right? Oh, yes. Yeah, very, there's a fair amount. Why didn't they save the wires? How do we cut the wires after work? We had to pick a location for the wires. After you do wirework, you ceremoniously have to cut the wires with giant scissors. Yeah, exactly.

And so you can't use them again. Wow. And so, but that's a very funny sequence that, and so you just kind of had to figure it out in post. Yeah, pretty much. Well, we, yeah, I mean, and on the day and the week before. Yeah, yeah. It's, that was until it was done, it was like, oh, this is what it is.

How much of the Sarah Sherman stuff was kind of like envisioned before you shot it and how much was just kind of taking footage and doing what you ended up doing with it? I think like the 30. Where's the 30? The 30 is playing around. I mean, Sarah came in and just improvised a ton. Yeah, we had, I think we shot like an hour and a half straight of her like looking into the camera. Like a straight take. That's it.

How the sound guy with the boom feel like that? That guy we really put to the ring or. 45 minute take on my movie and the boom guy was not pleased. Yeah, yeah, this happened a few times in our film. We can go long. But Sarah was just playing around so much that we just really wanted to keep it going. But yeah, we kind of knew the beats to hit with that scene. But then every time she wanted to throw in something of her own.

The most dressed down Sarah Sherman has ever been. I think she's wearing an insane, kooky lab coat and it still feels like, oh, she's, what is she's going to? It's a very, very funny in it. But she's, yeah. I mean, she's very, very funny in it. Everyone's great in it. I was, you know, you never know watching these kids, these Goldbergs as they grow up. You never know about these Goldbergs.

You get so invested in them as the Goldbergs. And then it's time for them to fly away and do another type of project. And they're both great in the movie, really good leads. And then the other people in the movie are really good, too. I don't really know who any of the supporting characters are. Sure. But they were really, like their love interests and all. Totally.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, no, we were very lucky. The cast was great. We were, they, it was very important to us to audition for every role. You guys auditioned for every role. Yeah, we did. Interesting. And I kept saying no. And you only got the guy who tweets someone's nipple. Interesting. I got in there, man. Yeah. Yeah, we auditioned everyone. And we were really like, you know, we're like, we can, whether it's say an unknown or a star, we don't care. We want just the best for the part. And just sort of like, kind of accidentally, we have Gaten and Sean and also Peyton, who plays Ashley. We're all like kids. TV show stars. Like she was on this Disney show where she played the new Duky Houser, Andy Mac. Sean was from Goldberg's.

Dayton was from Stranger Things. So it's like all these kids who've done kid stuff who are now like, I'm a little worried that a lot of their fans are going to watch this with their parents and pretty soon realized they shouldn't be watching this with their parents. Well, it is very funny because the last, I mean, just a month or so ago or two, I guess, it came out on New Year's Eve or whatever. He was in Stranger Things still pretending to be 14 or whatever. Yeah, that's right.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. When he's, isn't he like 55 or something? He's 58 now, actually. Yeah, yeah, okay. So, it's had a few birthdays. So I just feel like his fans who have grown up along with him will probably be just as mature as he. I hope so. That's the idea.

Also, fun story about Peyton Lee who auditioned. She auditioned, when she auditioned, her role was a journalism major who is a pretty straight, normal character. And then we were like, you know what? We were rewriting the script. We were like, let's make this character absolutely insane. And she's like, is in this crazy band. and one of the instruments she plays is a guy named Dudley

who she's electrocuting by hooking him up to a device that simulates childbirth. It's almost like a theramine where she's kind of like a human theorem. Yeah, making him make human noises on pitch. So she read for the first scene which was like

a very normal human being and then came back for the callback and the character had become a just absolute psychopath. Had she adjusted? it in between or did she... I don't think she adjusted when she was on set. She was like, I'm sorry, what are we doing now?

We're like, you just have to go with this, but she did it so smoothly. It was beautiful. Well, it's a very crazy movie, and I think a lot of these types of movies that, you know, have drug trips in them or are, you know, and with first time directors can sometimes be like, oh, it's really experimental,

but it doesn't hang together, but you're... This movie actually really hangs together really well. It makes sense all the way through. How many minutes is it? I need to... 92 minutes. I would say, you know, other than the last three minutes,

which is just a bunch of names going. Yeah, up and down the screen. I was confused by that. We should keep that in or not. But yeah, but the rest of it was really good, I thought. Thanks, man. Oh, great.

Thank you. Yeah, I mean, that's always been our thing. It's, like, structure, like, our sketches are very tight in, like, our live shows. We try to make sure everything calls back well, and it feels like. These live shows you're doing it, right soon as it's pretty good. We're going to get the Easton-Live shows. We're going to get it. But, yeah, I mean, it's like, also we wanted, part of the,

journey this was like let's make this seem like it's just a classic dumb stoner teen movie which it is but also when people watch it hopefully they go oh this is more connected and elevated than i thought it would be and if you like callbacks boy have we got a ton that's right i love it when my mommy calls me back so i think i liked it in this movie although she didn't call me during the movie so i'm not quite sure what you're talking about but pizza movie it comes out this friday on hulu any theaters at all or just on Hulu? In the past, yes. Yes, in the past.

So if you have a time machine. And you can go back to South by Southwest in 2026. You know, maybe you're going to have bigger fish to fry if you've got a time machine. But boy. To kill Hitler while you're there. South by Southwest. He was there. He is in the cast and we are so happy to have him.

They premiered triumph of the wheel there, didn't they? That's right. Yeah, yeah. A lot of people don't remember that. Letterbox did not care for it. They're so woke, dude. And then your other movie is coming out in about a month. You did not direct this one.

No. My friend Yorma directed this one. What is the title of that wedding? That one is called Over Your Dead Body. That's right. And great cast in that. That's Jason Siegel. And this is all from memory.

Samara weaving. Samara weaving. Timi Olofan. Julia Lewis. Mm-hmm. Timothy Olofan, who of course used to do the sports on Indy 3.1 when I used to be the entertainment reporter. If you say so, yeah.

This is an excellent show for crediting people's least impressive. thing that they've done many years in the past. I mean, two big movies coming out this year. This is good, right? We'll see. I hope so. I mean, I think it is good. The only way it's bad is if both movies are absolutely hated by everyone. Then that could be a real, real bad thing for a career.

They're both getting really good reviews. I looked at pizza movies reviews, and I saw about like 10 really good ones. Yeah, 10 tomatoes. 10 tomatoes. 10 tomatoes. And the letterbox, the people, really like it, which really is what we've. want. I don't care if the people like it. I want the critics to love it. I want the critics, man.

Yeah. And then over your dead body got a good review at Southbys. Yeah. Yeah, that was that one's going to be a banger. Yeah, that's awesome. Well, congrats, guys. That's really good. What else is in the pipeline? I mean, this isn't enough, guys. Yeah. Okay. Well, we've got a fourth live show at the UCB

theater. Yeah, they're bringing back DCM guys. Are we doing it? Going back? You know? Sure. I mean, we have a few, you know, it is. We have some projects that are like going, but like are they like that kind of thing? Well, we'll be on the lookout. I suggest people just

turn on their TVs and just wait for you guys to pop up. We'll pop up. Don't know. Yeah, yeah. And just whatever channel you like. We'll eventually find our way there, the Hallmark Channel, you know. Yeah, you'll be on that, yeah, that would, that's a good entertainment goal. Instead of like, I want to make a movie when I grow up or anything, I want to be on every channel

that I want to just show up on every channel. Just put my face on every channel. I don't want to win an Oscar. I just want to be on every channel. The speed. network. Yes, exactly. Is that the drug or the movie?

Yeah, both. And then the network that shows old clips from David Letterman on my Samsung TV when I turned it on. Oh, God, that's the dream, really? Samsung? Yes, Samsung. Wow. I don't care about the other stuff, but a Samsung, that's incredible. Well, guys, this is very exciting.

I really like the movies, so I'm glad you're here. Now, can you stick around? We have someone from the nursing profession. Oh, great. We love to talk to me. We also have a stand-up comedian, so that's really exciting. That I like less, but sure. That's the thing.

I kind of, I was watching the movie. I was like, I think these guys like comedy. Yeah, you caught us. But yeah, I got you. Well, that's very exciting to have you here. We're going to come right back with, we have the person from the nursing profession. We have a nurse. What's that?

A nurse. A nurse. I can just save you some time there. I guess that's one way to put it. You're right. But we'll come right back with more Brian McElaney, more Nick Coacher. We'll be right back with more comedy bang bang, I have this.

Comedy Bang Bang, Bang. We are back. We have Brian and Nick from Brightanic here. And you guys doing anything else for college humor.com coming up? Just going and visiting the grave. Revitalize it. You guys are going to revitalize it.

Yeah, yeah, Sam, let us give us the go-head. God, those good old days. The good old days. Are all of your sketches up somewhere that people can see? Yes, it's this little. called YouTube.com. That's the main place. I'm sure it's up on the funnier dies

and the brakes and the cracks. I don't even know if any of those places still have sketches up or anything. I mean, when we first started putting stuff online, we'd put herself on funny or die and we'd press funny, refresh, press funny, trying to get to that front page. Do you ever do that? Do you ever ever do that desperate? No, but

I love the hustle. No, first thing I ever put up there, got like a million the first day. But I do, and only 990. $99,000 were me. I knew it. But yeah, yeah, I was thinking about that. Because I have a friend whose show just premiered, and I'm like, basically, I'm just

going to turn it on and leave the room. Like I've seen it already. So it's like just, and I think, and sometimes I think, should I do that for the comedy Bang Bang TV show, which is over there on AMC Plus, just so like they kind of think that people are watching this, but I never have the gumption to do it. Yeah. Yeah. Get those sensors to light up in an office in Burbank.

Like, oh my God. Oh, my God. One person is watching it in Scott's house. Well, guys, pizza movie comes out this Friday on Hulu. I implore everyone to watch it. We need to get to our next guest. She is in the nursing profession. I'm told that makes one a nurse.

Please welcome the nurse from the pit. I need trauma into O.R. Trauma into O.R. Go, go, go. Don't pass go. He's going to Tachycardi. I need six Cs of Epi and a leader of Salvin Solvian, a bigot sulfate, Matt, and do.

I need a forensic. I'm all right. any yardstick tibia, fibia tube. I need a hacks on and graduated cylinder and three cciseus of salient solution at the dendrolate chlam. I need six salt teams and a bushel of ibupy and the thrombosis Jones.

I got baby Jane, go, go, go. I'm sorry, you're talking to us or? Because I don't have any of that stuff. Go, go, go, go, go, baby Jane, do. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I can tell if you were enough. He's flatlining.

Who's flat lining? Are you in a hospital or like a 1940s diner? Go down and down to the basement. Grab it. You're saying less and less words. Do you guys mind scrubbing it? though at least. I mean, I don't think we're sterile. You need a meatballs sub, quick.

You want it for you to eat or to put on a guy? I don't know. You don't know. You tell me. I guess, uh, dude, I, we don't have a lot of the signal. Oh, you're on speakerphone. Oh, you're on speakerphone. Oh, gosh.

I was on speakerphone with Joe's huggies. Oh, okay. Someone was choking of Joe's hoagies. So I needed three ccces of epi and a baby dang do, dang do, dang, do. Okay, well, it's great to have you here. Great to have you here. Hey, love pizza. Love some Zah.

I'm catching like every 17th word. Yeah, a lot of the vowels Let me slow that. Let me see. Oh, it's making it worse. Yeah, you're more unintelligible. Let you take. Okay, speed it up a little more.

Let me stop. I don't know. I think we've lost all of it at this point. No, we lost them. Oh, no, the guy died? Moment of silence. All right, that's enough. Was that the dial tone or the guy's EKG?

That was the EKG. Oh, okay. Oh, good. Can I hear the dial tone? Do you mind hanging up? There's a fart in their down town, huh? Yeah, because he's having lots of hoagues. And after you die, usually you pass wind.

Oh, pass away. I thought you said after you die, you pass away. But yeah, you die, you pass away. Yeah. You know, when you have a baby, chances are you're pooping. Yeah, I mean, that's an unfortunate side effect. It almost feels like it's something that, you know, people shouldn't have babies anymore because of that.

Whoa. No, I got to agree. That's nasty. It's nasty, right? I don't have kids. I got birds. How many birds you got? I got tweaker.

I got a baby Jane dodo. Then I'm grabbing here in memoravia. What's that last one? What? Something about Monrovia? It's a dodo. And it's a baby. Do you got an extinct dodo?

I'm sorry. That's not what you said. That was very clearly dodo. I got a dodo. You got a dodo? I'm grabbing a dodo. How did you get a dodo? After I meet up and show my brown,

I've lost her again. Okay. Grabing a pizza party down in my condo. go in escrow. You're going to have a pizza party down at your condo in escrow. I think I got all that one. It's also a dojo.

It's also a dojo. Oh, really? You do karate or jujitsu? Yeah, I think karate in Soho. In Soho. So, oh. So house. I love that, please.

You're fighting a bunch of hipsters, the karate. So now, nurse from the pit. You, you obviously, I've seen this show. Everyone's heard my rap about it. From my other show, Scott, hasn't seen. Yeah. You live in Pittsburgh. I know this about the show.

Steelers. Steelers, right? Hit him where it hurts. That's right. I don't know what that means. But the pirates as well, right? Yeah, now the pirates are great. Caribbean.

The Pirates of the Caribbean as well. You guys got that movie in the local theaters. Yeah, now we get the pirates. You get the Steelers. We got the givers and the takers. Givers and the takers. And you were really good on that show. Yeah, thank you so much.

It's a documentary, I guess, that follows you guys around. one day every couple of years? It's a documentary and I'll tell you what, it's taking years off my life. I haven't been able to date. I haven't been able to have kids. I've been pregnant for three years. I can't give birth. There's no time.

Oh, no. I'm keeping that baby shoved inside until I got a baby baby child. Go, go, go, go. 36 months pregnant right now. That's right. Thank you. Wow. Where's my present?

Oh, sorry. I didn't. Along with that. You can't just announce it. You can't just announce it. You can't have a present. Scott, give me, present. I don't have any.

I should have a drawer full of presents. One kid, but it's three terms, so give me three presents. I'm not going to give you three presents. All right. No problem. You do have time. You bounce right back from that disappointment. I'm pretty good at Catholic Resolution.

You do have time to do a podcast, though. Why don't you just have the baby now instead of coming out to do this podcast? You guys know mine? No, mine, yeah. Who can deliver a 36-month pregnant baby? Because I don't want to do it myself. I'm off the clock. All right.

Have you guys ever delivered a baby before? Nick Cature? I could give it a shot. guess. I'm going to tell you to push. Maybe try pushing. What about pulling? Oh, yeah, pull. You pull, you push, you twist.

What do I do? Scott Twist, you dance. Okay, I'll dance. All right, here comes, here comes. Okay. Oh, baby. Well, that's not a baby. That's a football.

Oh, come on. Wait, you had a football stuck up inside of you for the past three years? Anything that got in there. Shoot, because I was playing for the Steelers. Oh. You're playing for the Steelers or you went to see a Steelers game in some of the threw a football right at you while your legs were spread. That's correct, Scott.

Okay, this makes more sense. You're really great on the show. In fact, I think you won an Emmy for it. That's what's so weird is I want an Emmy and it's a documentary. Yeah, but people loved it. People loved it so much they gave you an Emmy. I went to Paris Fashion Week. I wore a vest.

Anything else? No bottoms. Just a vest. And a graduate cylinder, two of them for shoes. And on the show, the idea of the show is right. episode is like a different... It's one hour in the shift. What were you going to say?

Different what? Just a different hour. Oh, yeah. Well, yeah. I mean, every hour is... Every hour is a different hour. Are they sequential? Are they sequential hours?

We hop around. Everything else that you watch goes backwards. Not quite sure what you're getting at. He doesn't understand time. We don't really talk about it. And hey, hey, Nick, so the show 24, right? So that's hours out of bed. Right.

Does that make sense? Yeah. Okay. Okay. So, Nick, when I was pregnant for 36 months, months, that's three years. Right. Does that make sense?

Yes. Look, he's got kind of a time. What doesn't make sense is that it was a football. No, I apologize I was a sterile's game after having a 40-year-old bingish. What? You're talking down to me, and I don't really feel like that's earned. I know.

I don't think anyone with your particular accent. Should be talking down to anyone. Whoa, someone's classist. May I ask you where in your house you put your Emmy? I'm just curious. to know. Yeah, it's not up where the football was, is it? I keep Miami right where I keep my... Sorry, what's that guy? I was wondering if it was up inside where the football was.

I was wondering if that's like a little storage space for you. I'll put it up there once I got my eGAT, but for now I'll keep them out of me. It's where I keep my toys. And I'll let you guess what kind of toys. Oh, no. Spoiler alert, some of wheels. Well, that sounds like toys. It sounds like baby toys, yeah.

But this is your first baby. Spoiler alert. Some of them vibrate. Okay. Also could be baby toys. Some of them honk. Some of them meeps. Some of them beeps.

What are they? All well within the category of regular toys. What are they shaped like? Some of them square. Some of them are hung. Okay. Some of them go wingy poingy. Are any of them penis shaped?

That's what we're getting out. All bit of them. Okay. Nick and Brian, have you ever seen The Pit? Do you know what she's talking about? Were you too busy making a movie? Yeah, we had a lot to do this past year. I watched the first episode.

Oh, thank you. How's it going? The movie? Yeah. We did it. It went great. Or how's it going watching the first episode? That was great, too.

I understand that the pit, like, they weigh in on political stuff from time to time. Yeah, they get political, but don't ask me about that. Oh, you don't want to tell. Okay. We don't know your stance on stuff when we watch the pit. Let's just say, don't get me. they're a vaccine. Okay.

You don't like vaccines. I'm never telling. You sounds like you just did. No. Seems like, yeah. Vaccines are actually really, really good. Well, I'm afraid of needles. Oh, okay.

The things I've seen, that's blood gushing out of a guy. That was the sound effect of blood gushing out of a guy. Do you have to administer shots to people? That's a guy falling. Well, in hitting... Are you making a sound effects record or something? What is going on with you right now?

Do you have any of your tracks? All right, you caught me, Scott. All right, what else do you have? Okay, can we guess? Yeah. Okay, do it again? Sounds like someone's stepping into the mud. I think somebody scraped a duck and then stepped on the duck.

Okay, spoiler. Okay, no, sorry, sorry, what kind of duck? I don't know that many different kinds of ducks. That was Daffy? Oh, their first name. Daffy, lost a lot of his luster, I feel like. Daffy. So, you guys, where should I put my Dodo?

I mean, I've always wanted to see one. Yeah, somebody's safe. They're extinct. I mean, honestly, it's an ugly bird. Yeah. I can't whistle. This is going to be an impediment to your sound effects record, I have to say. Off the record.

Can anybody whistle? Okay, you're just talking into the mic when you say off the record. Off the record, hey, Brian, can I talk to you? Brian McAulady. Yeah, well, okay. Backlady, Macalady, that's a good vocal where I'm up. Yes. Can you whistle for him?

I can whistle a little bit. Okay. But kind of sexy There's my doto Kind of really sexy Oh fuck Do you mind like just giving kind of a shimmy While you do it

Holy shit Hey guys You guys don't mind if I just jerk off over here No please Oh oh I got another baby coming Oh no Oh my god What was that?

Squash bowl A squash ball Squash bowl Like a... Is the bowl of squash? Oh, a bowl of squash? Oh, that makes sense. Okay, yeah.

Now, I do have a follow-up question about the squash bowl that just plopped out of you. Are you done jerking off or what? Can't you tell? No, because he didn't finish. Oh, right, Nick? I'm saving it for labor.

I'm edging myself. Oh, that's good. This is a goon cave where you're at right now. The goon squad. We're all together. Barbecue sauce. What's your follow-up, Nick?

Sorry, The barbecue scoffs really just cleared my head for a second. My follow-up question is, where do the bowl of squash come? How'd you get in there? How'd you get that inside you? So it's funny is I told you, Sheila's put chinos and pets out of business and wawa's. So I save one last thing for myself. I'll tell you, why get your grubby hands off my food, Sheila?

I shove that bowl of squash as far up there as I could. So Sheila makes hoagies and serves full bowls of squash. Why did you serve an egg? She's serving gourds. And if there's one thing I love about what I'm, it's gourds. Yeah. We love gourds, don't we? In Pittsburgh.

The Pittsburgh. Pittsburgh. Pittsburgh. I didn't know that was a chance. That's akin to the Ohio chant I learned about on Love is Blind this year. That's right. Yeah. Oh, what is it?

Oh, hi. Have you ever thought about going to another TV show? We love you on the pit. Why don't you go on something like Love is Blind or The Bachelorette. Yeah. I'd love to be on Love is Blind. I don't have a partner right now. Or Gray's Anatomy.

I'd love to see you in that. Yeah. Beautiful. I love to go on love his boy. I think people would really fall in love with your voice, you know, not being able to see you. Okay. I'm not saying that you're... No, Scott, let's talk about what if they could see me.

I'm not saying that. Let's talk about... Let's talk about... Let's talk about... Whoa! Who's saying butterface? Actually... All right, well, you're a margarine, Ed.

That would be... Whoa! Hey! And you're in syrup knuckles. Oh, man. God. And you, Nick, you're all right. Hey, all right, Nick.

Came out okay in that. Hey, here's a pitch for a reality show. Absolutely, thank you. The reverse of love is blind. Yes, blind is love. Blind is love. Blind is love. And what it is is, you get to see the person, but you can't talk.

You can strayed at each other. So you can take off your clothes. You can jerk off in front of them. You can take your nipples and go zoing, zoing, zoing, zoing, zon, zon, zon, zon, d'i-dunk. Oh, sorry, you guys as long as you guys. As long as long as you guys jerk off. As long as jerk off jerk off jerk off. Zing, dink, dung, dink.

You're really pulling those long. I mean... Oh, I need six easy, by Bepi. For yourself? Yeah, I'm pleading. I'm pleading. It's a monsoon out here. Well, why don't we do an episode of Blindus Love?

Okay, yeah, let's do an episode. We could be The Bachelors. It's not going to be great for radio, given that we can't talk. That's true. But, I mean, let's try it right now. Okay, ready? And the soundproof plexiglass is coming down. Can I take off my clothes?

Blindest love. Again, you can't talk on the show. I'm so sorry, I'm a PA. Absolutely, thank you so much. No, stop talk. Excuse me, you can't talk either. I'm sorry. I'm the higher PA.

And I gotta be the third beat of this guys, neither of you can talk. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. You like easy? I can't eat. Don't talk.

Also, you can't cough. Don't call. Your nipples are so long and stretched. One, gwing, gung, I don't do that. I'm doing jump rope with him. Double touch. Go Steelers. Maybe you'll steal my virginity.

Okay. I'm sorry. We have to fire her. She's talking about it. No! No, I've never been fired. I've only been hired. Yeah, I'm so sorry. You're not working out for the Blind is Love television show. We're going to have to fire you. But... Okay, but get on unemployment? I guess you could do it. I mean, Arnold Schwarzenegger used to be on unemployment in between movies. He used to brag about that. I love that guy. Yeah, if he can do it. I mean, we all pay into it. It's all.

all owed to us, right? I mean, I love that guy. That guy's less my type, but, you know. Less your type. What's your type? What is your type? It's round and around. You want around guys? Like an Oreo cooking? I want him round and I want him around me. It's funny. I like to be edge too. I don't like to do anything. Just mutual masturbation around each other. Oh, that's great. I don't work out great. He's jacking off running around

you? He's watching me doing the jump rope with my nip-nurps. He's running around me watching me do the business on my business. Yeah, I agree. That's me doing my taxes on my tummy. me. Okay, well, would you want to go out sometime? I could take you on a date. Yeah, and if you enjoy that date, we'll pay for the second date. Sorry, Nick. Oh, thank you. That's... Yeah, not the first one.

But if you want to go on another date after that, we'll pay for it. What are the terms of the date? Like, we take a whole vacation? Can we go 30? Okay. Look, honestly, no one's ever really held my feet to the fire on this. They've just gone out to dinner or whatever, but... Hold your feet to the fire until you die. Pay for any second date you want. Wow, utilize that. I mean, any second date. Absolutely. Bachelor number one.

Okay. Nick. Oh, are we in competition? I thought Nick had it down on lock. And we're fully talking now, but okay. That's true number one. If I wanted you to be round and around. Yes.

How would you make that happen? I guess I'd probably stuff my clothes with other clothes or pillows or something like that, just to sort of get that round silhouette. And then around, I still don't totally understand, but I guess I just sort of walk around you. I like that. Bachelor number two, Scott. Oh, I'm number two. Okay.

I'm married. I don't really want to be in contention, but go ahead. By the way, blind his love has really gone down the season. I know. You really used to be great, huh? Yeah, go ahead. Bachelor number two, Scott. Brian, it's not your turn.

I'm not trying. Pull your pants up. Come on. Sorry, guys. That's not part of it, Brian. And stop tweaking my nipples. Sorry. You really got a taste for it on your movie.

I know. Sorry, I was wiped my windows. Oh, right. Okay. That's what I'm a question for me? Yeah. If I was wearing a cropped out that said, you've seen me, you think I'm Sass Eve, you should meet my macaw.

What length would you like that shirt to be? It's a lot to fit on the crop top. Yeah, I mean, it's going to have to be at least down to your belt, if not your knees, in order to fit all those words on it. So probably around there. All right. Okay. You need some water or anything before we move on to Bachelor number three?

That's number three. Okay. Yeah, I'm here. Brian. Yeah. What is your stance on fracking? Wow. It's good to get you on record. Yeah, you know.

On the comedy bang bang podcast about the fracking. I feel a little, I don't know I should speak right now. I'm a little sick. Sorry, I misspoke. Fucking. Oh, yeah, I like it. Oh, that's a big fan. Okay. Yeah, yeah.

I misspoke. I meant fracking again. Yeah, yeah. No, it says it's the same for both. I actually view both very similarly in my life. And I do them about the same amount. Which is never. Yeah, never at all. Never tried them. Yeah.

Go, go, go. All right. So are you going to, sorry, what happened there? Are you talking to the meatball sub? What do you talk? Who are you talking to? The me boss I've just got here. I'm saying, go, go, go. Put it on the table.

Okay, go, put it on the table. Okay, now, do you want to make your choice, make your selection? Ah, fuck, shit. Okay. That's so sad. Someone plays the music. Do, do, do, do. Change it.

Faster? Faster, sexier. Texier, faster. All three he is. Oh, whoa. Like an episode of a limitade. And a hot tub. Oh, okay.

In a hot tub. Don't think I've seen a limit date. Do they sing? Like the next bus, only I want all three. Okay. Wait, are you picking all three of us? Well, you have been on this day for one hour. You can either take the $60 and leave me high and dry with my swollen stretch.

Do we, we, 20 apiece? Yeah, that's fine. You want to split it? No, 60 a piece? Yeah. Oh, great. Even better make it, better make it $100. I'm going to.

I'll take that too. Hey, why stop there? How about the deed to the pit? The deed to the hospital? That seems complicated. I'll just take the $100. Yeah, yeah. I'll take the deed.

Are you cool with being paid in dimes? Oh. I can't wait to hear the sound of us getting paid in dimes. Those are some dirty dimes. And $2 bills? If I have to, I have to. Sure, some $2. Oh my God.

Oh, $100. Great. Well, I'm going to get in my car and drive away. Scree! Slam! You got to get that greased. You got to get your wheels. I'm so sorry, yeah, my pocket's greased, yeah. Fitting that money into him. Well, Nurse from the Pit, this is, I mean, this is incredible. You don't have any dates, unfortunately.

We're not going to pay for the second date after the first one, but at least we all have $100 and $2 bills and dimes. So this is a happy ending here on the show. You guys got money? I'm overdrawn now. Yeah, well, I'm so sorry to hear that. Anything you'd like to give birth to before you go? Oh yeah. Yeah.

Jelly beans. So many jelly beans. Cover your eyes. I need six Fs of tracheocladicably and fondue. Okay, we'll try to get all of that for you during the break. We have to take a break right now. But when we come back, we're going to have more Nick Coacher, more Brian McElaney, more nurse from the pit.

We'll be right back with more Comedy Bang Bang after this. Comedy Bang Bang! We're back. We have Nick Cocher and Brian McElany. McElagney of Britannic. Their movie, Pizza Movie, comes out this Friday on Hulu, and

how many times should people watch it this weekend? As many as you can. Yeah, you won't really get it all the first time. It's sort of some lofty stuff. So, I don't know, try three. Try one every night this weekend. Yeah, why not? Make it a weekend of pizza movie. Yeah. Invite other friends over. Definitely. You know what I mean? That's the thing

about comedies. You want to watch them with a big group of people. So just invite every neighbor over. Well, not every neighbor. And if you could have them each bring their own screen so we could just get the extra views. Yeah, that would be great. So that everyone brings like a little iPad or something like that. You all press play right at the same time. And do you think, though, that everyone would be on the same Wi-Fi?

And it would only count as one? I don't know. That would be rough. Has who told to you about that? You each need separate Starlink accounts then. So maybe just stay at home and watch it alone by yourself and then talk to your friends about it later. Or don't. Either way, it's a win for us, watching a group or.

getting the views watching it by yourself. Sure, why not? We also have the nurse from the pit is here. I got a movie called movie pizza. Oh, okay. Number one on Hulu. Really? It's already on Hulu? 20 months in a row? Yeah. What's it about? They got these guys.

They're in a duplex. They're on the third floor. They got to get their movie that's on the first floor. Oh, okay. Otherwise, they can't have any pizza. And these, okay, so they get pizza as a reward for getting their movie that's being delivered? They're drunk and the only way to so we're up to watch a movie.

Oh, wow. Okay. And the pizza comes, I'm sorry, where? And I've also got Sarah squirming in it. Oh, no. Okay, well, I wish Sarah had mentioned this. Yeah, it's really helpful for us.

Sorry, I've got Howard Stern. Oh, yeah, yeah. That's very arguably more impressive. Yeah, that's huge. Congrats, by the way. Thank you. Thank you. That's very good.

Thank you. I can't believe that didn't come up until now. I can believe you have the time to do that. I mean, unlike you guys, I'm a little bit more reserved and subdued about my credits. Right. That's the thing about you, you're a very, very,

Well, you didn't want me to do your entire Wikipedia page as your intro. Unlike these guys. No, I know. There's took a cool five minutes. Do you have any EC&Y nominations? Those are shoved up where to sun don't shine. Let's not burth them yet.

Well, we need to get to our next guest. He's been on the show many times before. I believe he's entering maybe the four-timer club. I'm not quite sure. Five-timer club? We have no idea, but please welcome back to the show. Weed Seinfeld. What's the deal with weed?

I mean, why do we call this stuff, Weed? A weed's an unwanted plant. I'm paying 40 bucks for the stuff. I want it. Yes. Yes, Weed Seinfeld. Welcome back. That is the one joke you bring.

Yeah. And you say it every time. That's right. You gotta start strong, Scott. Well, some would say start strong and then continue strong. No, no, no, no. You tend to start strong and then peter out immediately. That's what my brother does.

My brother, he's a hard worker. He does this stuff. I'm just riding his coat tails, right? That's right. Your brother is Jerry Seinfeld. The one and only. Yes. Oh, I see. I see what's happening.

Yeah, he woke up every day. He saw a construction worker going to work at 6 a.m. He said, I got to write jokes. I said, not me. I'm going to wait until you're famous. Pick something that culturally is popular and change my name to it. What was your original name? Forgot it.

It's not really been that long. I've been this for so long. Big fan, of course, of you guys. Oh, thank you. Thank you so much. ECN Y nomination. The three shows at the UCB, King of Dot Comedy G4. Big fan.

Yeah, good stuff. Well, Weed Seinfeld, last time you were on the show, I don't remember what you were talking about. Can you fill me back in? Honestly, forget myself. But as you can probably tell, I'm devastated right now, Scott. I cannot tell that in the least. What? I'm hanging on by a threat, my man.

Tell me what's going on with you, Weed Seinfelds. Weeds become cool. Everybody's doing it. I used to be counterculture. Now it's the culture. It's Apple stores. They look like weed stores. I've got to find something new.

Do you mean weed stores look like Apple stores? I think it's the other way around. If you went into an Apple store and it looked like a weed? store that would be a little disconcerting i think okay well but i don't know we'll beg to differ i guess i walked into a weed store for the first time said okay that's what they look like walked into an apple store said this looks like a weed store okay okay you did the wrong wrong way around okay what were you shopping for at the apple store if you know weed okay so as weed signfield um you're just everything's about weed is this the is this the whole idea

also there's a Seinfeld element that's about 10% of things are combined and i should also admit I don't like weed. This stuff makes me, it creeps me out. You don't like weed, no. Not even in the couch? Not even in the couch. Not of the stuff. Professionally, you pretend to like weed, but...

But now I've got to try something else. Yeah, maybe it's time to change. You said it's not careful. That's what I'm saying. I'm thinking, maybe I'd be booze Seinfeld, right? Because not if everyone booze in the crowd, I go, yeah, that's me. Or, okay, all right, well, if someone gets a bud light on the fridge, I say, sure, a bud and a light, I'm smoking that.

That sounds like weed, my man. Well, then you're back to weed. I mean, what have you chose a broader topic to be Seinfeld on? Okay. Just something we're all encompassing. Yeah. Oh, people. All right.

The growing up, when I'm growing up, the only thing I'm growing is weed in my bag. It doesn't work. You know what's coming back? Kind of pushing it back towards weed. What was that first joke? I didn't even clock in. A butt might, I think.

I'm going to count that one as my first joke. Bud light. First new joke, I should say. Give me a bud with a lighter. I'm lighting that. thing up. It's weed. Okay, bud, Ray. Okay.

Oh, you're more of an IPA guy? I pass the weed to my friends. Look, I get it. I get it. Okay, maybe. We haven't criticized you. Okay, it just feels like more of a Michael Richards crowd. I can tell.

I mean, I know a lot of stand-ups pivot into TV, your brother famously. Right, yeah. Was there a TV show that this could be? Sure. Yeah. A different person comes over every time and I say my one joke. Right? Okay, that feels like a short shot.

Yeah, another 203 minutes to Phil. Usually there's a cast to the show because they want to have people that people see every week. You're saying that you stay there in your place and a different person comes over every episode. I'm just pitching. And you just say the same joke to them. Part of the Hollywood process here, huh? I'm trying to be, I forgot the term earlier when you drop something. Your ankle.

Ankle. Yeah, I'm not trying to ankle your ideas. Would have been better had I remembered. I think we can all agree on that. Yeah. Yeah, no, let's do a TV show. We're not offering you. I don't have the money for this.

I think you guys are attached now. Oh, are we? Yeah. Yeah. I mean, okay. If you'll help our career, sure. Yeah, we're in. Okay.

What's, um, you know, what would be a typical episode? Okay. So here's my day. Here's my life. Okay. Uh, you tell me if this can be something, uh, or not. Okay. Uh, wake up late.

Three o'clock in the afternoon. That's too. That's too late. It's pretty late. Wait a late at all right. And five you go to bed. About seven o'clock in the afternoon. Uh, okay.

Okay. Okay. So you've got a four hours to work with kind of for this show. That's right. Still, I mean, you know, unlike the pit, which I guess goes backwards or something. Yeah. That's a lot of time, I think. You can't understand it.

A lot of time. That's eight episodes. So then I go to a college. I perform. My one joke, I sit down, I take a Q&A. What time are these performances? Seven in the afternoon? You perform exclusively at the afternoon.

You perform exclusively at colleges? Yeah, because they love weed. At least that's what I thought. Turns out they don't. They're not doing weed anymore. It's seven's the afternoon. What's night? The night?

Have you ever seen the night? Huh? Have you ever seen the night? Have you ever seen the night? You go to bed at 7 p.m. Sure, yeah. And when my younger days, I used to stay up at night. Sure, I'd stay up to 720, 735.

What did you see out there? Do you remember anything in the sky up there? Is there a wrong answer? The moon? Yeah, yeah. You're just like in sure you're just checking to make sure that you have seen the night. I've seen the night. I've seen the moon.

I've seen the day. I just find that the best time is right into that three to seven sweet spot. Huh? That's what I'm getting stuff done. That's what I'm hanging out. That's when I'm part disagree? I just feel like that's what everyone's most tired. Yeah, it's very few shows happened during that time.

Do college kids show up? No. No, that's part of the problem. That's why I have to readjust. Why don't you adjust your hours? Not your material. Oh, so you think, okay, so Scott's take is he loves my comedy. It's just the time I'm performing it.

I wouldn't go that one. I'm going to put that on the blur. Although I'm noticing I'm attached to this show now too. Yeah. Wait, it's IMD. It's already on IMDB. Oh, wow. You're top line in my man.

Why is it called Pizza movie pizza? Because it's hot. That's a dance. Maybe that's it. Pizza. Yeah. Pizza style. Could you do jokes about pizza?

guys know pizza comedy. All right. What are we doing? Slicing it up, huh? What do we got? We got. We got pieces. What do we got? We got, uh, we got, uh, we got, we got, uh, we got, uh, we got a, we got a, we got a, we can also do this in your head. You don't have that. You can't do. I like to hear the process. What are we doing? What do we put in the, we put in the napkin on the top? We put in the napkin. We put in the napkin. We get in the steam around. This is, uh, this is like the stand-up comedy equivalent of someone like sliding down a cliff grabbing it branches. Can I have a slice of pizza? That's nothing.

That's not anything. That's where you landed? I'll take a slice. Have you ever eaten pizza before? Of course I have. I have lots of stuff. Describe it. Sweet.

Sweet. Juicy. It was savory more than sweet. Sweet juicy. Are you thinking of ice cream? I'm thinking about ice cream. You nailed me, Scott. That's why you've got to be a part of this show, pal.

We're the Epon castell. Maybe you're the ice cream comic. Okay. I gotta say, I love how agreeable you are. I'm only doing this to make money. I don't want to work. I just want to say we all invested $2 million on the IMDB propate. I like how you're saying to start in a different accent and then they end.

And as someone who does that myself, I get it. I appreciate that. I'm from the tri-state area. I hear it. Look, the kids, they're not doing, I was up in Portland, Oregon. I was doing a show at Portland, Oregon. These kids, they're not doing alcohol anymore. They're not doing it in weed anymore.

They're throwing ketamine around like it's a pretty normal, specific, in a scary way. Well, then maybe you should be ketamine, Seinfeld. You feel like we're coming across the answer for what you? should be doing. Okay, ketamine. I'm looking for ketanice. You know what I'm saying? That's not bad. I like that. That's so generous. Look, I'm just on the scale. I mean, grading on the curve. It beats, can I have a slice of pizza? All right, good to know. Good to know my audience. Good to know my audience. I have a

sweet, juicy. We've got any smokers? Could still smoke. They still smoke. They still smoke nicotine. You're fearing back to weed. Yeah. You're right. Yeah, that is close. Why do you even want to be a comedian? I mean, I know your brother is a famous stand of comedian, but honestly you're going to pale in comparison to him no matter what you do so why not just go into another line of work scott as you can tell i'm devastated i'm having a hard life i didn't want to work very hard i saw my brother working hard i said i can ride his coattails and make money that's my only wish so if he would have picked to be the world's best plumber i could be plumber sirenfeld but he became a comedian so i got to do

jokes or you could also interview other comedians and cars yeah that's true to other things he does Okay. I mean, these guys are comedians. They did three shows at the UCB theater. Why don't you interview them in a car? Okay. And look, Nick has his car right here. Do you want to make that sound effect again?

Here's the sound of the door opening. Pretty smart. That's good. Sorry, Nick didn't look at me. All right, sure. Let's try it. All get in the car. I'll just open the door again.

Thank you. There's an owl in your door. Yeah. Get out of here. Do it one more time. Okay. I'll open the fourth door of the car. Well,

I need to get in, so that's great. Here we go. Here we go. Points. Point. All right. That one needs some oil. Each door sounds different.

Yeah, that one needs some oil like Scott's car. All right. Well, everybody get in and then I'll close the doors. Here we go. All right. All right. All right. All right.

All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. How many points? How many points? And now the second door.

Okay. And the third door. You're out of here. Okay. That's obviously on the same side. of the car, that first door, and the final door. It's the Seinfeld.

It's the Seinfeld theme song, and that tells you that it's the Seinfeld theme song. Perfect setup. More theme songs told you what they were the theme song. Law &ard has been doing this. Longed-Dumbus. And Nick, can I also compliment your arms? Shutting all four doors from the driver's seat, impressive.

Thank you. Thank you. So tell me, fellas, when you got the E. E.C.N. nomination. Oh, my God. What are we thinking? What are we doing? I was, my first thought was,

what is the ECNY Awards? We were also about 20. No. I actually don't know what it stands for to this day. I do. I feel like NY is New York. That has to be New York. They wouldn't put N and Y next to each other in any acronym

without it being New York. I need three CCC's of Epian. What's going on? What's going on nursing the pit? I got it right here. Extra crunchy nugs. Yeah, baby. Oh, I guess Crosby stills Nash and Young.

None of is the exception that proves the rule. Yeah, you're right. Yeah. I've never won a CSNY. Right, this is good. Or an ECNY, actually. I've never seen CSI-N-Y. I got to say, we time told, this already is more interesting than you react.

It's mainly resting on Nick's shoulders. Okay. All right, so I get serious and I talk to other people, right? Yeah, yeah. Here's what you do. Okay. Start a show or a podcast or something like that where you have really funny people on. And then you don't do anything funny at all during the entire 17-year run of it,

and you just kind of coast. Do you get comfortable around your 12 or 13 and start making some choices? Yeah, exactly. No, I think around 12 or 13, you're like mentally out of it. Other way. Yeah, exactly. You just kind of switch off. So everything that I would say would be my actual thoughts and beliefs.

Yeah, exactly. Okay, good to know. So it's just like the view. Right. Yeah, you know, look, obviously your humor's really great. I love your humor. But it's very surface. Why don't you kind of go deeper?

Go deep. Say something real. Be a Carlin. What's your Nanette? Oh. Inette. Like, how did you guys go deep for a pizza movie? I'm not sure that we did. Didn't expect that.

This isn't about us right now, is it, Scott? It's about Weed Seinfeld. I wrote movie pizza in a wait mode. Nice of what you're saying. I'm getting it. I mean, look at this. Scott's, look at Scott's life. That's amazing. You got two flights of stairs that you walk down. You got a playground up there.

You got stuff on the walls. Stuff on the walls is really the bare minimum. Your address is. Is it whist? Please don't say what we're going. My address is. Don't give away my assassination coordinates. Yeah, maybe I got nothing.

Oh, maybe. We don't. Oh, I'm from Portland. This is Sebastian Minas, Coco. Oh, I'm not prepared to do that. But maybe, maybe I'm not, maybe on nothing. Maybe that's why I keep pushing these jokes out. You're going into Marlon Brando.

Could have been a contender. Because I'm scared to admit who I really am. Maybe that's the problem. Oh, no, his mouth's getting smaller his point. No, it's filling up with Kleenex. And three EPs of Epi. Oh, he's pulling it. Oh, it's a magician thing.

He's pulling something out of his mouth. It's a joint. It's the biggest joint I've ever seen. The fattiest joint. 3.30, baby. That's today's date. It's the new 420. It doesn't count of smoking it if it's a dry joint.

But it's an impressive? It was drying my mouth. No, it's, that's... Are you saying that we should be smoking at 3.30 p.m. now instead of 420? Yeah. 330 is the new 420. 3. 3.30 is the new 420.

All right. potential... Why? All roads really do are you awake to weed. Yeah. You are awake by 3.30. Yeah, that's right.

I'm waking and baking. And although I don't do the stuff. Don't touch it. It freaks me out. Get me in my head. It was lodged in your throat for the last hour. What are you going to do with that sopping wet joint that you just pulled out of your throat?

I don't know. See if a kid around town wants it or something? Yeah. I give that to my son. Yeah. Okay. Look, I'm not, I'm not wealthy enough to be weird with kids.

Don't worry. I don't own private prisons or anything. Once you get a little more money. Yeah. Yeah. Does your brother give you any money? Has he helped you out at all? Yeah, he's the best.

Nothing but great things to say about him. I'm the thing that's dragging him down in his life. So you're on like a stipend every day? Yeah, I call him up all the time. Hey, may he need something. He gives it to me. He gives it to you automatically. Always, great as time.

I can imagine like I almost would like to give you something and never hear your voice again as well. Okay. Sure. You can all give him a price. Well, let's say, I've been pregnant for four years, so that's going to be four gifts. I gained no problem. No, yeah, take a, what do you offer? What do you offer?

Well, I got a football over here, and I guess a bowl of squash. I saw what those things came from. That's not a good from you, my man. Twelve single jelly beans. I've got a coaster that says it's five o'clock somewhere. Have you met my bitch wife? Okay. I don't have a wife, and it makes me sad thinking that.

I'm $96 and $2 bills, and I have about $4 in dimes. What if I get a first date? Would you? You know, we know the show that you could go on. Yeah. If you get a first date, then we'll pay for the second one. Okay. because we can all agree.

That show will be perfect for me. Yeah, I think so. I'm attractively handsome. I mean, you're as handsome as Seinfeld is. Well, you know, you said he pales in comparison. You're also pale in comparison. Sure, like translucent. I'm sleeping a lot.

We figured that out, right? When you sleep a lot, you gloom. Why, you're not getting outside? You're like the moon. I'm like, whoa. Okay, me and you had a moment. Not sure if anyone else agrees. I don't know if I called that a moment.

I think we both just spark. Are you interested in it? No, I was interested in all three. See, this is Weed Seinfeld. This is like in-cell behavior. You can't just say, oh, we had a moment. That wasn't a moment? Well, let me ask you this.

Okay. Weed Seinfeld, do you have $300? Yeah. All right, that's enough for me. Oh, wow. Okay, everyone has their price. Hers is $300. Hers is the money she gave away to us.

Not overdrawn anymore. Okay. Yeah, let's do it. Let's help about playing your date. Huh? We go see a movie? Something? What movie?

What movie? We'll play in between 3 and 7 p.m. Oh, that's a good question. Can't see often. probably, but with the previews. Am I right, guys? Drag their ass. Pizza sounds fun, very weed-related,

not exactly what I'm interested. I'm not going enough of that. Pizza movies is 92 minutes, so you could probably switch it off three minutes before the end when all those words come up. Sorry about this. Okay, yeah, you want to do that?

Watch a movie? Yeah, watch a pizza movie together. You pick me up in your car? No, I don't have a car. What are we doing now? Borrow one in your brother. Yeah, you know, ask your brother for a car. Oh, okay.

Yeah. You haven't thought about that? He's got a million of them. Okay. Yeah, I'll get a car. Pick me up around, I don't know. $3.350? No, that's a little too early.

Shit. 3.30, 315? Oh, got to be $2.50. Okay. Is he going to have to drive out to Pittsburgh to pick you up? No, I'll be in Monterevia, picking up Baby Jane Thethe. Okay, all right. So you guys are going to go on this date this Friday.

No, man. Do you mind? Can we go to the AMC? No. I'm Stubbs. What? Okay, this movie is only on Hulu, I have to say. Yeah.

I mean, we can go there. You want to stop by. get a popcorn How about we go to the AMC bring our iPads and watch it on Hulu There you go in the lobby Get some popcorn there

I have a friend who goes into She watches a movie at home And she goes to theaters And buys popcorn there And just takes it home Name name, Scott, name name Casey Wilson I'm just saying

That's a terrible financial decision It's not the worst thing That she's even disclosed this week But if you guys Enjoy your date And you want to go on a second date and you come back on the show, we'll pay for the second date.

How's that sound? We're coming back on the show. I thought the whole point was ever made. I never come back. I mean, honestly, that is my greatest wish,

but then somehow you just keep popping back up on the show. Yeah, I'll do it. Is that a deal? Is that a deal? Is that a deal? You, whoa, whoa.

Are you singing your song? That's a deal. Okay, great. We have a deal. All right. We always love to make a match here on comedy bang. It's a deal. All right.

Well, guys, we are running out of time. We only have time for one final feature on the show, and that is, of course, a little something called plugs. You've got something to plug otherwise. Why would you come on the show? All right.

That was very good. That was tell us what you're doing. Hand fart remix by Delia Tudor. Thank you to Delia Tudor. So much for that plugs theme submission. If you have one, head over to CBBWorld.com slash plugs, and you'll find everything you need there to upload your own songs. You have all the stems for all of your remixes, everything you need over there.

All right, guys, what do we plug in? Nick and Brian, obviously, we have, you say it because I don't want to say it again. Pizza movie. Oh, you did it in perfect unison. Or those kind of guys. April 3rd on Hulu and then over your dead body in theaters. Wide release. Why?

The widest of release. On April 24th, so maybe you guys can go see that at the AMC. Yeah, pick me up 242. Oh, a little early. And I haven't seen over your dead body yet, but I'm looking forward to logging into that. I got the screener for that and I'm going to clear my schedule so I can watch it. It's even worse. You have to turn two keys at once.

Oh, Jesus. And Nurse from the Pit, what are you plugging? I want to plug movie pizza. Okay, movie pizza. It's been the top movie. movie on Hulu. 20th month, number one on Hulu.

I know this gal named Hannah Pilkis. She's got a new hour called ski that you can see at Elysian March 31st, and you can see her on Leanne on Netflix. And you can see me and Mamrovia. I have a karate seminar at the dojo. I noticed your accent got a lot more intelligible. You were actually plugging things that meant something to you.

I had a five hour and I got a six-day shift coming up. All right, good. Wee Tynfeld, what do you want to plug? I'm a fan of holy shit improv. It's, if you like me, it's nothing like that, I promise. Where they got some shows all around the country. So they're going to be Netflix's joke in Portland and May. In June, they'll be in Ann Arbor, Richmond, Washington, D.C., Baltimore, Philadelphia, and New York, July, Vienna, August, London, and Edinburgh, and November, Sydney, and Melbourne, Australia.

Check out Holy Shit Improv, also in L.A. or at patreon.com slash holy shit improv. Now, I don't like that kind of language when I go see Improv. Sure. Is that going to be said a lot? Yeah, it's a promise. It's almost letting you know the kind of comedy you're going to get into. Curse words, my man. Not for me, not for me.

But what do I want to plug? Let's see. Head over to CBBWorld.com. We have so much going on over there. We have the entire archive of Comedy Bang Bang. Every episode we've ever done, all ad free. We have every live episode we've ever done. We have other shows like The Neighborhood Listen, College Town, Scott hasn't seen.

CBB Presents. Hey, Randy, so much stuff going on over there. I think you're really going to like it. We also have a new website. If you like websites, I'm not going to brag about it too much, but it's a great website. You guys like websites? A huge fan website. And in fact, we forgot to plug.

We have a Patreon. Oh, okay. Yeah, go ahead. Slip into my plugs. I don't mind. It's Patreon.com slash Britannic. Slash Britannic. And that's B-R-I-T-A-N-I-C-K.

Got it. That's correct. But instead of going to that one, go to CBB-World.com, honestly, you'll enjoy that one. We have a brand-new website. Do you guys have brand-a-w website? Nope, it is old and outdated. Well, we have a brand-new one. so you'll like that so much more.

All right, let's close up the old plug bag. La La La La La La La La La La La La La Close. All right, that was Clothes Bag by T.W. Bond. Thanks to T.W. Bond. And guys, I want to thank you so much. Nick, Brian, thank you so much for being on the show. Great to meet you.

I really enjoy the movie. Hope that it has a lot of success. How will you know? I don't know. I don't know if it tells us or not. I think if we hear chatter among You're going to get those the weekend numbers

and then the 30-day numbers What are you getting? I don't have no idea. Anyone going to call it you think? They don't talk to us. I don't know, maybe. I think we'll find out if we did well if we get another job ever.

Pizza movie too. Do you guys have an idea for it? Sure. You can use mine from earlier. Oh, right. Yeah, actually we do. What was it again? Can I get a slice?

Oh, that right. The question can I get a slice is the big idea. You can take my movie, switch the title? So it's like instead of getting a can just make pizza movie. So instead of getting a whole,

whole pizza. You want just a slice this time? Is that what you're saying? Look at this. He's interested. We got them hooked. This is not raising the stakes. He wants to see more. Okay. Weid Seinfeld, thank you so much. Great to see you. Thank you. CBB. Kush, bong, baby. Okay, no thank you. And nurse from the pit. Hey, you're

welcome. You're welcome. You're welcome. You're welcome, you're welcome. And if any of you guys want to die on my bed? Oh, okay. I would love to. It's fine for the first time you've been. I'm sick of saving lives. Do you mean your actual bed at home or? No, one of my hospital beds? What are in your house? I mean? In the OR. Yeah, if there's a one place to do it, that's the place to do it. And if you ever find yourself in Pittsburgh, give me a call.

All right. Sure. I'm on Sprint Mobile. I'm going to need more information. Do you want me to just text Sprint Mobile? You'll know the one. Okay, all right. All right, guys.

Thanks so much. We'll see you next time. Bye. Bye.