Comedy Bang Bang: The Podcast - Bonus Bang: Adam DeVine, Edi Patterson, Tim Baltz (Nutz 4 Snutz)

Episode Date: March 6, 2025

This is episode 3 in our "Nutz 4 Snutz" series, originally episode #614 airing August 11th, 2019. Adam DeVine, Tim Baltz, and Edi Patterson of HBO’s The Righteous Gemstones join Scott to talk about everything about their new HBO original program. Then, Bean Dip returns to talk about her new hot dog related business venture. Plus, Randy Snutz returns to talk about re-entering the work force as part of a window washing crew. Get access to all the podcasts you love, music channels and radio shows with the SiriusXM App! Get 3 months free using this show link: https://siriusxm.com/cbb 

Hey everyone, Scott Ackerman here and welcome to another Bonus Bang. Bonus Bangs being, of course, previously recorded episodes of Comedy Bang Bang that we are taking out from behind the paywall. And this is episode three in our Bonus Bang series, Nuts for Snuts. As we revisit the great Randy Snuts episodes of Comedy Bang Bangs passed, we are featuring episode number 614, which is called Bean Dip and Randy Snuts Return, colon, that's what I said. Now this originally aired August 11th of 2019. This episode has Adam Devine, Edie Patterson and Tim Balz. All of them were there to promote their then new series,

The Righteous Gemstones, which coincidentally is premiering again for its final season this Sunday. So, impeccable timing here. Later on in the show, Edie and Tim's characters Bean Dip and Randy Snuts drop in, and we learn about Randy's new career joining a window washing crew. If you like what you hear and you want to hear the entire CBB Archive, you can become a subscriber at CBBworld.com where you can find every single episode we've ever recorded as well as every live episode. We're going to have a new episode of Comedy Bang Bang out on Monday. Until then, enjoy this bonus bang. Comedie Bang Bang, Comedie Bang Bang, Comedie Bang Bang, Comedie Bang Bang, Bang, Bang, Bang, Bang, Bang, Bang, Bang, Bang, Bang, Bang, Bang, Bang, Bang, Bang, Bang, Bang, Bang, Bang, Bang, Bang, Bang, Bang, Bang, Bang, Bang, Bang, Bang, Bang, Bang, Bang, Bang, Bang, Bang, Bang, Bang, Bang, Bang, Bang, Bang, Bang, Bang, Bang, Bang, Bang, Bang, Bang, Bang, Bang, Bang, Bang, Bang, Bang, Bang, Bang, Bang, Bang, Bang, Bang, Bang, Bang, Bang, Bang, Bang, Bang, Bang, Bang, Bang, Bang, Bang, Bang, Bang, Bang, Bang, Bang, Bang, Bang, Bang, Bang, Bang, Bang, Bang, Bang, Bang, Bang, Bang, Bang, Bang, Bang, Bang, Bang, Bang, Bang, Bang, Bang, Bang, Bang, Bang, Bang, Bang, Bang, Bang, Bang, Bang, Bang, Bang, Bang, Bang, Bang, Bang, Bang, Bang, Bang, Bang, Bang, Bang, Bang, Bang, Bang, Bang, Bang, Bang, Bang, Bang, Bang, Bang, Bang, Bang, Bang, Bang, Bang, Bang, Bang, Bang, Bang, Bang, Bang, Bang, Bang, Bang, Bang, Bang, Bang, Bang, Bang, Bang, Bang, Bang, Bang, Bang, Bang, Bang, Bang, Bang, Bang, Bang, Bang, Bang, Bang, Bang, Bang, Bang, Bang, Bang, Bang, Bang, Bang, Bang, Bang, Bang, Bang, Bang, Bang, Bang, Bang, Bang, Bang, Bang, Bang, Bang, Bang, Bang, Bang, Bang, Bang, Bang, Bang, Bang, Bang, Bang, Bang, Bang, Bang, Bang, Bang, Bang, Bang, Bang, Bang, Bang, Bang, Bang, Bang, Bang, Bang, I recall, he said a few words during his career, during the oeuvre of Animal. He wouldn't just say animal, although he

did say he repeated that quite often, as I recall. Welcome to Comedy Bang Bang. That's my own catchphrase submission. I don't think that one's going to stick. We have a wonderful show today. Coming up a little later, we have an entrepreneur. And we also have a, I'm not quite sure how to describe him, but both returning guests that have been on the show before. But before we get to them, by the way,

I am Scott Aukerman. Welcome to the show. This is second week of Augie Doggie. Here we are in the throes of Augie Doggie. None can really dispute that. And I'm looking at all three of my initial guests here and they're all nodding their heads obediently that we are in the throes of Augie Doggie. We have three very special guests here on the show. One has been on before and the other two are making their first appearances, I believe. They are both stars and one is a, I believe a producer of the upcoming HBO.

It's not a television show though, because it's not TV. It's HBO, right? So it's, I don't know what it exactly is. A lot of people are calling it a television show. They are? Yeah. I don't like them. How dare they?

Yeah. That's just because the landscape's so muddy, but it's going to rise above that landscape. Okay. The cream rises to the top, of course. Always do. Fingers crossed. When it comes to coffee, that's just cuz the landscape's so muddy, but it's gonna rise above that landscape. Okay, the cream rises to the top Of course always fingers crossed when it comes to coffee that is the upcoming piece of content The righteous gemstones which comes out this Sunday on HBO Please welcome to the show Adam Devine who has been on the show before I have yes Tim Balz has never been on the show before ever Edie Patterson has never been on the show before? I have, yes. Tim Balz has never been on the show before? Never. Edie Patterson has never been on the show before?

Nope. Welcome, guys. Thanks. Let's just have fun. Adam, I guess you've been on once, so you've taken it upon yourself to welcome them. And let's just have fun with it, you know? All right.

Is that what you do? I don't, I take this pretty seriously, but I want you guys to. Oh, okay, because we're gonna take our cues from you. Okay. Adam, I do have to say he took it very, very seriously the last time he did it. You came in more prepared than any guest I've ever had before. So many notes. I have a lot of pre-written notes. You come in with notes on the show

before we record it. Yeah before it happens. You want to make sure your notes are addressed. A lot of questions that I think you might ask just so I'm very very prepared. Right. Thank you and I have a list here of the questions that you thought I might ask just so I'm very, very prepared. Right, thank you. And I have a list here of the questions that you thought I might ask. Not the questions you want asked, the questions you thought I might ask. That I have to be prepared for, much like a politician. Right, right, right.

This is almost like a true debate in a way. I treat my career as if I'm running for office. That's why I leak my own nudes so I can get ahead of it. You know? I put my own nudes so I can get ahead of it. I put my own nudes in movies so I can get in front of it. I believe I saw one of your last films. It had a long extended nude scene. Thank you for saying long.

I meant in minutes, obviously. It seemed several minutes. Usually a nude scene in a movie is like... It's about seven minutes. Usually they're three seconds seconds like you see the side of a boob or something No, I really wanted you to see all the flippy flappy angles Well, and and did you write that scene in particular was that we did yeah I wasn't on the day going hey, what is you know what? Yeah, we we wrote that scene like yeah, we were we wrote that movie over like the course of six years

So like six years yeah, so that what is it like so you think it'd be better like a line a day Yeah, it was just a lot of dumb drafts That we just kept it got less, so if you believe that. Really? What project are we talking about, by the way? Game Over Man. Game Over Man, yes, on Netflix. Currently on Netflix.

We'll always be on Netflix. It's gonna live there for eternity. Unless they take it down for some weird reason, which I heard they started doing with their originals, so I don't know. Really? You may wanna watch out, because I heard they'll maybe pull some stuff

if there's a lot of dick and balls in it. Oh, well, then I'm in a lot of trouble. Is there a way to cut around that scene or is it pretty like central to the plot? It's important to the plot, yeah. It really is. Yeah. Well.

It was, at what point did you say, hey, I'm going to write this scene into it and were your co-writers like, no, please don't do that? Or were they saying, yes, yes, yes. I wish I had the- It was like when we were just brainstorming big dumb ideas for the movie. That was one of the, that and Shaggy singing, it wasn't me at gunpoint was like- Those are the two ideas that just stuck through every draft.

Every single draft had those two things. And at one point, if Shaggy had not wanted to do the film would you have been just crestfallen or well we had a backup with Cisco oh yeah he was yeah what's your number three there was no number three no there is no number three to Shaggy nor Cisco Wow no one can follow those two yeah but let's let's, look, those are old projects. Those are old, we're not helping those now. You know what I mean?

We're here to talk about new things. That news is tough. And you guys are all in something new. Now, The Righteous Gemstones, this is coming out this weekend, and I saw the pilot just the other day, an hour long pilot, twice as long, right, as the show? Yeah. Is that true?

Mm-hmm. Yep. And it stars Danny McBride, it stars John Goodman, it stars the three of you, it stars Cassidy Freeman, and other people. Yep. Did I miss anyone? It's a good list. Tony Cavallaro.

Tony Cavallaro is another person. And you play a, you're all in a family, I guess, Tim, you're sort of adjunct family. Marrying into the family. Marrying into the family. Adam and Edie, you play brother and sister. That's right. I see, I don't really see a real resemblance

between the two of you. Was that an issue in casting or? Dark hair, dark eyes, so we could be related. Once I get my Judy Gemstone hair on, we really could be related. And Judy Gemstone hair, that's not a term, like a hairdressing term that I just don't know. It actually is.

That is your character. You've never heard of the Gemstone. It's a thing you can ask for in salons now. Like the Rachel? Yeah. Are you hoping? You'll mostly just leave with your hair very curly and shorter than it was.

Is it a wig or is it your actual hair that they do to you? It's been kind of both. We did it for like a month on the pilot. These are the kind of questions that I like to ask about a project. Is that a wig? Yeah. And then later it was a very nice wig.

This is what the people want to know. They want to know a wig. People that listen to Comedy Bang Bang want to know is that a wig? Where did you stash your sides when you were filming scenes? This is when I listen to this, I'm always like, Scott, how do you do it? How do you do it?

How do you do it? Tim, you, of course, were a cast member of the Bajillion Dollar Property Show, which, by the way, is now out on Pluto TV. The Unseen Season 4 is now out. Unearthed and unseen. Unearthed, unseen, unwanted perhaps, but it's out there. And you played Glenn on the show for people

who don't know your previous work. Notorious Beta. Notorious power bottom. Just twist it off. And now, had any of you worked together before doing this show? Or is it? Edie and I had met once. Really?

Where? Backstage at Groundlings. Backstage at Groundlings? Very briefly though, like didn't even do a show together. Just sounded like, oh nice to meet you. These guys are shaking hands right now. Because you were just meeting? No, Adam was congratulating me for having met Edie once. And meeting Edie. So that was really cool. That was it. Because you were just meeting I know Adam's graduating me

That was it but but we like I feel like we were on a double bill So I saw Edie perform and I think she saw us perform. I did and so there was you know, it was like dang hot set Yeah huge respect Wow Leave some for me Wow. Leave some for me. So, uh, describe the plot of this show if you could or the, I guess the setup or the pitch or the elevator pitch or, uh, I'll do the, uh, really, really long pitch. Oh, really, really long pitch. Um, hmm, how do, it's a lot of setup.

Let's see, the first first day God created the earth. It's a family of evangelicals, Dana McBride, John Goodman, myself and Edie. Our mother has passed away and our family's kind of falling apart. And we run this mega church, the Gemstone Salvation Center. What state is this in? I don't know whether it was set. It's in South Carolina. It's in South Carolina. Great.

Yeah, which is where we set and we made up, or Danny made up a fake town for us to live in. So what's this town? Fake town. Fake town, it's called fake town. I mean, we shot the whole thing in Charleston, but our town is, I think maybe once we're through as Rogers. Rogers.

Yeah, beautiful Rogers. Great. Right there on the banks. Right next to Hammerstein. I don't think it's close. No, not close. Okay. So we're a family of evangelicals

and we run this giant mega church and we sort of have lost our way and without our mom and we've sort of lost our faith and we're just greedy little pricks now. There's a lot of money involved. Huge mega church of, basically like it's a stadium. Yeah, it's a basketball stadium. A basketball stadium, yeah.

And now is it a basketball stadium? And maybe, you know, this was not covered in the pilot and I'm maybe gonna be asking about future episodes, but do they alternate it with a basketball stadium? Do they play basketball on some nights and then on Sunday mornings it's the church? And then do they also have hockey games in there occasionally? What exactly is, how do they run this place?

It's always a giant church. It's always just a church. It's always a church. How do you do it? How do you do it? Now you would have thought that I would ask that question. I got that on your list and yes, you were, you were right. Yeah, I prepared for that. Right. Do you want to talk about like some more hair stuff or? Yeah, hair stuff or who owns the stadium? Does the family own the stadium or are they leasing? Oh, you mean, I thought you meant in real life.

Oh yeah, and in real life. I want an answer to both, please. I feel like the family at this point owns that stadium. They own the stadium. They own their, well, it's their church, yeah. It is their church, but do they own the stadium? That's my question. They own all.

They own the stadium. Okay, I don't think you're getting it Is the stadium do they own the stadium though? Okay, I Don't know how we got on off on the wrong foot But the church is the stadium was it a stadium that existed beforehand and did they host basketball games and then they converted it into A church what is that? Because the pilot didn't deal with this and I really don't. Hey, Tim, I think this might be a time for

how do you do it? But it's a really funny pilot. Danny McBride, of course, this is sort of the next in the line of show. He wrote and directed it. That's how you say it. Yeah, he directed the pilot. He directed the pilot.

And then Jodie Hill and David Gordon Green. They alternate directing the rest of it? Yeah, they did the you say it. Yeah, he directed the pilot. He directed the pilot. And then Jodie Hill and David Gordon Green. They alternate directing the rest of it? Yeah, they did the rest of it. Oh, great. So this is a lot like his previous shows, Vice Principals and... I mean, it's really different. Different plot, different characters, but I see what you're saying. That's my question though, is like, are the same characters from those other shows going

to show up at some point They're part of the canon of the show. They're lurking in the background. They may never be explored But also sneaky Pete is part of it. Okay, sneaky beat really sure Is in there long Myers in there shrink? Sort of he announces all the basketball games that are played in the church. Oh my God. What about Blunt from Blunt Talk? Yeah. Does he come in?

That'll be there. Okay, great. Jiminy Glick. Really, Jiminy? It's like that kind of show, if this makes it more clear for you. Yeah, so it's the Righteous Gemstone's Extended Universe. Yes.

All of these projects are part of that. And those, that's definitely not explored in the first season. Not in the first season, really. Or maybe any subsequent seasons. Oh, OK. Just know that that is there. Do you remember the character Pat?

From It's Pat? Yeah. From Saturday Night Live? Julia Sweeney's. Yeah. Yes, I do remember that. Big part of our show. Oh, OK.

I wonder why you brought it up. And then you tied it into the show. And Julia Sweeney's in there, too. Julia Sweeney and Pat? Yeah. They've never been seen in the same place together. No Julia Sweeney's in there too. Julia Sweeney and Pat? Yeah. They've never been seen in the same place together. No, but they're together in this show. Yeah, they're together.

This is for the first time we're debuting that. How do they do that? Are they arm in arm or do they not cross because that would be too hard to CGI? Oh wow. And do you remember Denzel Washington? The actor? I'm trying to think.

He's been in a bunch of movies and television. Mostly movies. Can you name some? Training Day, Man on Fire, Glory. I'm trying to think he's been in a bunch of movies and television mostly movies Training day man on fire. No glory. No. Anyway, his character from flight is in the yeah. He's yeah. He's our drunk pilot flight I remember wait, so the guy in flight is played by who did you say? A world famous actor Denzel Washington. That's a weird name. I mean not Washington. Obviously, that's our greatest president. Yeah That's a weird name. I mean, not Washington, obviously. That's our greatest president. Yeah. Number one.

Number one. Yep. Can't beat that. With a bullet. With a bullet. Although he did not take a bullet. Lincoln was with a bullet. Yep.

Got to wait till that guy got that one. You forgot that he didn't die with a bullet? Yeah. He didn't die with a bullet. He didn't die with a bullet? Why'd you bring up with a bullet? Yeah, why are you saying this stuff, Tim? Come on, Tim.

Because of the catchphrase, number one with a bullet. Oh, how do you do it? How do you do it now? How do you do it, too? How do I do it? Physician, do it thyself. And how many episodes do we have of this show? I mean-

Noin. Noin! I didn't know you were German. Cool. Was it 10, but the first one is an hour? So, so it's, or no, it was just- Whoa! LOL, dude. You're laughing out loud? But the first one is an hour, so it's, or no, it was just nine. Whoa, LOL dude.

You're laughing out loud? Stop there! You have to laugh out loud first and then say LOL. What? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I thought you always had to clear the way. Be like, yo, shut up, LOL coming. So you think that LOL is like the John the Baptist

of laughing out loud? Ah, ha, ha, ha. And then now you say it. LOL. There you go, great. That was good, it made more sense. So you say it after the fact in case someone's like, what the fuck just came out of your mouth?

They've never heard laughter before. Yeah, in case you missed one of those loud laughters. Oh, that's what it sounds like when it's out loud. So they've never heard laughter, but they know the expression LOL. They say it does any- I only laugh in my head. Does anybody remember laughter, which is your shirt? Yeah, that's true.

Tim is wearing a shirt for a band called Leeds... What is this? Leeds of Pylon? Leeds of Pylon. Leeds of Pylon. Leeds of Pylon. Oh, Leeds of Pylon. Leeds of Pylon.

Irish, right? I always thought that was a different name. I always thought it was Led Zeppelin. It is Leeds of Pylon. Leeds of Pylon. Leeds of Pylon. She's building a stairway to Pylon. She's building a stairway to Pilin. Irish band.

That's cool, I didn't know that. That's cool. Over the hills and far away. Bleak joke. Bleak joke. Now Edie, you're a producer on this piece of content. Yeah, I'm a writer and an associate producer. An associate producer, good for you.

Is this, have you written on other shows? I confess to not knowing your complete IMDb resume. Oh please, don't worry. I have written for other things, mostly in Little Chunks. Mm, sounds like The Goonies, a great, great film. Little Chunks. Like I have guest written it at SNL and have. He's a lawyer now, by the way, Chunk from Goonies.

What? Yeah, he's an entertainment lawyer. What? I just heard that today. How do you do it? How do you do it? I just pass on information that I hear about. And does he use his Goonies fame to get law jobs?

Oh yeah, anytime he's negotiating something for his clients, from what I understand, he's like, look, when we were on Goonies, we did it like this. We found a bunch of treasure. The truffle shuffle is how he closes every deal. Exactly. Ah, ha, ha, ha. So you'd written for SNL, some other little things.

Is this your first regular big? This was the first time in the room for a long time. I did this other thing a long time ago. Very cagey. Not sure what you're hiding. Like this sketch show. Cosby show. The sketch show.

Oh, the Cosby show, okay, I understand. Damon Wayans that me and my friend Mikey Day were on. From SNL. And also wrote with, yeah. But it was a whole different kind of experience because it was just sort of like, write as much as you can every day. And put them in this portal.

And this is different because you're encouraged to write very little every day or what? Yeah, you're really encouraged to go minimal on this one. Take six years for? This one's just more- Smart, good way to do it. Done in a way that a show would be laid out for writing, I think.

And this is a super, I mean, the budget on this, it looks so expensive. It's big. It's probably like a million dollars. It's probably something like that. I mean, first of all, I saw that stadium, I'm like, who owns this thing? Right.

And, oh gosh. It's a church. Yeah, but it's in a stadium. The family owns it, we went over there. No, I'm saying the person who owns it in real life Oh boy now we flip world him him Greg. Oh Greg. Oh Greg our buddy. Greg. Thank you This is what I'm trying to know your buddy Greg owns this place And I've seen the pilot it's an hour hour long pilot, very, very funny, very expensive looking, very impressive. And there's nine episodes or nine and where,

I don't wanna say exactly what happens in the pilot, but something at the end of the pilot kind of catapults it into another level, am I right? I would agree. Yeah, the stakes go hoi. Yeah, they go hoi. I mean, the stakes were high at the beginning. We all have to agree.

These are high stakes. There's a lot of money. We have to agree on that. There's a lot of money involved with these mega churches, but man, when those stakes go up, at the end of the first episode, I was like, what's gonna happen at number two? Do they go down?

Do they go back down? Oh yeah! They don't go back down? Uh-uh. Oh no. No? They only stay high. They stay at the same level though.

They couldn't get higher than that. I think they go higher. What? Yeah. So watch your health. If you have problems with getting excited, watch out for the show. Do you suggest people take a physical?

If you're scared of heights, don't watch the show. For sure have your physical before you watch the show. So you'll be scared. Yeah, get on the proper medication. If you have any kind of emotional problems, try to talk to a psychiatrist beforehand and get on the proper medication. Yeah, just time it out. Like earlier that week, go see a psychiatrist. Five days before?

I mean. Five to three to five. There's a lot of prerequisites when it comes to watching the Righteous Gemstones. Sure, it's worth it. You really have to get yourself a full checkup. Is there any kind of written test that you're requiring people to take

before they watch the show? Yes. Yeah, driver's test. Driver's test, really? Because people drive in this and you want people to know what's happening. Yeah, to not be like, wait, what are they doing? How is that done?

There's actually a decent amount of driving now that you bring this up. There's a decent amount of driving this season. And fair amount of stunt driving. Very cool. There's a point where you can go into the show, like a VR thing, and you get to ride with Jiminy Glick. And so that's why they do the driving test.

Oh yeah, because Jiminy's what, in the passenger seat? He's in the back seat. He's in the back seat. Oh, okay. So you're kind of spoiling the whole surpriseiling. You're sort of chauffeuring him Is that what? You're like an uber kind of thing. Oh, okay. You're you're an uber driver and you're driving Jiminy Glick That is what it is, but I don't want to say.

Jiminy Glick. I won't spoil this but he has a great reaction when they run over Rhoda. Oh Rhoda from Rhoda from the early 70s show? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Run over Rhoda. In the spin-off show Rhoda. Yeah. Yeah, remember that show, the early 70s show? Yeah.

Ha ha ha. Well, congratulations. Ha ha ha. Please say LOL so I know what's happening. Say LOL, wrap it up. Wrap it up. LOL. All right, thank you very much.

Well, it's a great show. I congratulate the three of you for being in such a high quality project. I mean, the budget on this, I was just like, who owns this place? It's really, really incredible. We have to take a break, and Tim and Edie, you have to take off, right?

Yeah, I gotta take off. That sucks. Oh, what? Yeah, peace out. So, you and me, Adam. Okay. But coming up, we have an entrepreneur, so that's very exciting, and we also have, Yeah, I gotta take off. That sucks. Oh, what? Yeah, peace out. So you and me, Adam. Okay. But coming up, we have an entrepreneur, so that's very exciting.

And we also have, I don't quite know how to describe him, but Randy Snuts is back. I don't know if you guys have ever heard this show before, but we have an old friend, Randy Snuts. Yeah, I know. Who I don't quite remember exactly what he does other than he used to fill up the ice at one of my favorite restaurants.

Which restaurant? Diadamios. Oh, that place is good. Yeah, it's really good. He would fill, when I say fill up the ice at one of my favorite restaurants. Which restaurant? Diadamios. Oh, that place is good. Yeah, it's really good. He would fill, when I say fill up the ice, I mean the ice in the urinals. Oh, so not edible ice. See, I don't, I don't like that.

You don't like what? Someone filling up the ice? I don't like ice in urinals. Why is that? Because I don't like to see how hot my pee is. Because if it just just everything immediately melts. Immediately I'm like, oh I've got lava pee and it scares me. All right, well we'll ask him about that and many other questions.

But Tim, Edie, so great to see you. Thanks for coming by, Adam. We'll be right back with more Adam and more coming up on Comedy Bang Bang. We'll be right back after this. Comedy Bang Bang, We'll be right back after this. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Comedy Bang Bang, we are here with Adam Devine of The Righteous Gemstones. And of course we know you from the classic comedy classic. No, I almost said cult classic. It wasn't a cult classic because it was a very popular hit, but we're colics. Yeah, thank you.

Yeah. Yeah. Thank you for what? Thank you for calling it a very popular show and not just a lot of people say cult. They do say cult. My blood starts to boil. Everything is a cult hit now because you know, with the splintering of some, yeah, you know, unless you're a game of Thrones, every there's just everything. And a lot of people said that about workaholics just like, is this game of Thrones pre-Game of Thrones?

Pre-game. They pre-gamed of Thrones. That's actually, you know, with the Talking Dead and all that, why didn't Game of Thrones have pre-Game of Thrones, where people are just pounding beers and talking about what they think might happen in the episode? See, and this is why we need to get you in the HBO family. I need to be in this family. Be part of the episode. See, and this is why we need to get you in the HBO family.

I need to be in this family. Be part of the family. I would love to be part of this family. But before we get to that family, let's take a look at our own comedy bang bang extended family, because we have a guest on the show that has been on a few times before, and she hasn't been on in a minute. I don't know where she's been.

It's been a minute. But she is, as far as I can recall, she was the owner of the W Hotel. Wow. That's why I own the W Hotel. She's an entrepreneur, she has several side hustles going on, please welcome back to the show Bean Dip. Hey, everybody, everybody.

Hey Bean Dip. Hey. Do I call you Bean or Bean Dip? You can call me Bean Dip or Bean. Mrs. Dip or Miss Dip? Call. Mrs. Dip or Miss Dip? Call me Mrs. Dip or Miss Dip or Bean or Beendip. Doesn't sound like you're particular. Yeah, any of those names. Cool.

Just don't call me ma'am. Don't call you ma'am. Please don't. Why would, does that have some connotations for you? Look, I'm trying to make friends with people. I'm not trying to be formal. I'm trying to be friends on a peer level. I'm not trying to be like, oh, hey, not trying to be formal, I'm trying to be friends on a peer level, I'm not trying to be like,

oh hey sir, hi ma'am, go eat the dick. Okay. I get that. By the way, this is Adam, Bean Dip. I know. Hi Bean. We know each other. You guys know each other.

I stayed at a lot of W's, so we've ran into each other in the lobbies, in the hallways. Now you just owned a Los Angeles one though. I own a Los Angeles W. Yeah, and I stay there. I don't like to, sometimes I'm like, I don't wanna stay in my house.

I have a little staycation. I get it. And then I go down to the W, and can we talk about how hard it is to find a light switch in a W? We can talk about it, but we're not gonna do nothing about it cause I need those lights dim when we,

let's get real. Out of the box, trying to act like, oh, everything's cool, I go to the W sometimes. When he comes there, we keep the lights low and we kiss. You guys have kissed before? We've only kissed the one time. It's not a big deal. It's not a regular thing that we do that.

It was just one time? Just the one. One time. If it's two, that's a regular thing. Well, the thing about being is the sexuality that she possesses is- Off the charts. It's off the charts. Through the thing. Well, the thing about Bean is the sexuality that she possesses is- Off the charts. It's off the charts. To the roof.

Yeah. To the moon and back. It's to the moon and back. And was this part of Bean, I remember one of your kind of side gigs that you had was you were kissing people for money? That's right. For money.

Yeah. And I get, yes, I paid her thousands of dollars. Yeah, he paid me thousands of dollars. We had an appointment, I gave him a Yeah, he paid me thousands of dollars. We had an appointment. I gave him a kiss. He paid me thousands of dollars. Am I having to block his number on my phone, maybe? I just want it.

I can understand that. I mean, Bean, we've never described your physical appearance, but it's more than that, isn't it? Well, let's get into it. Yeah, let's get away. I'm very sunburnt on my face. To a degree that is just like, I mean, I. I mean, so.

It's so pink. It's like, it's like what I like my steaks to look like. Uh huh. It's like my cheeks, I would say my cheeks and nose are very hot pink, 80s. Shout out to the 80s. I've never seen a woman look hotter. Yeah, like, but literally physically hotter.

Like burnt, like yes. But the rest of your body is pale as a sheet. I don't know. The rest of my body is, if you look up paint colors, if you go to, you know, one of those places where they got paint, Home Depot, places that Lowe's. Sure, we know the types of places. Uh-huh.

Just say, I want whiter than eggshell, please. Whiter than eggshell, that's okay. That would be white. And if they show you that, just know that's the color of my whole body, even the part covered by my clothes, wink wink. I wish, I wish I could see that. And the part of your body that's covered by clothes,

it's pretty minimal at this point because usually. Usually, nine times out of 10, just my butt hole. Just like a candy floss kind of strip back there. I like a candy floss strip with just a piece of construction paper cut into a circle. Right, and that covers the- The butt hole. The actual hole, yeah.

Now that's usually, today you're wearing a little bit more because we're- Well, because I had to come up with the ear wolf. Yeah, why are you here, by the way? What is going on with you? You haven't been on the show in so long. Uh-uh, I gotta, well, I just figured I might as well hang out.

I gotta pick up an order here. An order of what? Microphones. You're ordering microphones from us? To put it in the rooms at the W. You're putting microphones in the room? I mean, is that in order? Is that for Butler service or something?

Instead of phones, nobody wants to get up on their old timey phone. So I'm putting microphones in every room at the W. You could just go, hello, hello. I would like a service. Food, kissing, something else, run a bath. Wow, okay. I mean, this actually, yeah, I mean, this makes a little bit of sense. It makes a ton of sense. It's sort of like Alexa in a way.

Uh-huh. It's exactly like Alexa. Alexa, play the Star Spangled Banner. Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, Oh, my baby is my children. My baby is my children. And the world. And the world. And the world. Wow. My baby is my children. My baby is my children and the world.

And the world. Wow, dude. It started off locally and now it's global. See, and this is why the W is so progressive. You go in there, they're playing some fun house music that you've never heard of from Germany. And it smells like cologne. Like a bad cologne.

Yeah, like a bad cologne that you would put on your body but somehow they pump it through the ventilation system. But somehow they're able to sell it for a big, yeah, a lot of money. Oh yeah, we sell that for $400 a bottle. $400 big money. You do really? Wow. Neon everything, everything's black lit.

Uh-huh, because we talk about sexy. Yeah. Yeah, it is a very sexy hotel. Now I get it, now I get it. So you're just here to pick up the microphones. Here to pick up the microphones, I figured I might as well come by and say hi. I'm gonna have to make about four trips.

Four trips? Uh-huh. Why didn't you bring someone with you who could carry? I bought a van, there's a lot of rooms at the W. Okay, all right, all right. Just bring, but, all right, maybe you can't hire three other people to bring three other vans. Listen, I can, but I won't.

Okay, so you got it. Okay, all right. Bean Dip kinda does her own thing. Yeah, she's a lone wolf. You tell me, oh, you got, hey, I can get these guys to come build something at your house. Oh, hey, I can have this chef to cook for you.

No thanks. Really, so you are totally self-sufficient. You just- Absolutely self-sufficient and self-satisfied. You know, the Beatles once said, I get by with a little help from my friends. Not me, fuck them Beatles. Fuck the Beatles?

There's only two of them still alive. Well, hey- But the question is, have you? Obviously. Which Beatles, I mean. Paul McCartney and Ringo Starr. The two alive ones, you dicks. Okay, well I don't know if you maybe had George Harrison

while he was still with us. No. No thanks. Really, so John Lennon's been a guest on this show several times. He came back to life, Adam you probably so John Lennon's been a guest on this show several times. Uh-huh. He came back to life Adam you probably haven't heard these episodes, but yeah, he decided John Lennon?

John Lennon was of course shot dead and then about five years later four years later He decided to come back to life and so now he's just been hanging out. Anyway, he's been on the show several times Oh, that's awesome. Yeah, I should hook you up with him Well do it because I haven't met him if I do meet him I'll have I'll have three on the awesome. Yeah, I should hook you up with him. Well, do it, because I haven't met him. If I do meet him, I'll have three on the list. Yeah, three of those Beatles. It will be so easy for me. What is it about you that people just end up falling for you?

It's like a chemical thing. It really is. They don't want to look, because if they do look, I'll get them like a vampire. I'll get them all tranced out, and then they just wanna follow them dicks and pussies. It's the opposite of Medusa. Uh-huh, yeah.

There's only one part of you turns to stone. Oh, I don't know what he's talking about. The penis. The what now? The penis. The penis, oh, why didn't I think of that? Yeah. You were telling me though that you have

kind of a new business venture that you're looking into. I did. Yeah. What exactly? It's like, you know how it's on, here's a scenario. Okay. I'm walking along, I want a hot dog. I'm sorry, I didn't understand, I didn't quite understand what you just said.

I'm walking along, I want a hot dog. You want a hot dog. You want a hot dog? All right, but the thought that goes through my head is that's not healthy for me. I can't have that, that's not good for my constitution. There's a lot of nitrates. Nitrates, pig parts that I'm not familiar with. Hooks.

Meats that I don't want. So I think, what could I have that's better than a hot dog? I have introduced to you cucumbers and buns. Yum. Cucumbers and buns. I'll have a truck in downtown Los Angeles. Cucumbers and buns. The truck will be called CIB.

CIB? Okay. Yeah, maybe SIB, I don't Cib, yeah, maybe Cib. I don't know. It's called comedy bang bang. I don't want to cause any confusion in the marketplace here. Although I- We already had the truck printed.

Well, I do admit that my trademark does not extend to food trucks. That's what I already figured out to go to the city council. The titty council, is that what you said? Hey, you want Titty Council? Lift up my shirt. City Council?

That's where I get my names for my trucks. Of course, the old expression that we've all said. Do you cook the cucumbers or are you charring them at least? Great question. We steam them and then we boil them. Then you boil them? Boil them. Okay.

And then you can get mustard, mayonnaise, ketchup, anything you like. So they're soft. Soft, soft. So everything that people like about cucumbers, the snap, the... We don't play that game. No, it's just kinda mushy.

Uh-huh, no snap, no nothing. These are safe for everyone, including babies. Really, babies can eat these because they're all just mushy? Babies love these. Babies is our biggest market. We have children coming there without their parents. We had to call the police all the time.

So just children, it's almost like the Pied Piper, your truck in a way. They're just like wandering outside because they hear, do you have like, does it play music, the truck or? Yes, it plays only Pearl Jam 10. Oh wow. Pearl Jam 10? That's it. Front to back? Front to back, over and over. And then repeats? wow. Pearl Jam 10, front to back?

Front to back, over and over. And then repeats? Over and over. It's not on random, it's not on shuffle? No, no, Pearl Jam 10, repeat. Pearl Jam 10, repeat. Pearl Jam 10, repeat. In order, thank you, it's a concept album.

I didn't realize that. Oh please. What is the concept? I guess I've only heard it a few times, front to back. The concept is, Jeremy is having a hard time. Well that's one song, certainly. That's the whole rest of it. I didn't realize that extended to a live.

He's spoken. I don't know if he spoke on the other nine. He did, you know, Even Flow's about, that's about a child, well, OCD, who wants to get that peanut butter on every corner. Get that Even Flow. That song's about peanut butter? That song's about Jeremy and his OCD. Okay, okay, I didn't realize.

I mean, you've heard it way more times than I have, obviously. Yeah, so don't check yourself, don't stress yourself. Okay, we'll do neither of those things. So when children hear Pearl Jam's 10, they know that the CIB truck is coming through. Uh oh, the CIB truck, comedy bang bang. It's real close.

We better go get our cucumber hot dogs. Wow, and how have sales been? Through the roof. What does that mean exactly to you? One month, 14 million. Wow. 14 million cucumber and buns? Augie doggy alone, 14 million.

Whoa, already? Uh-huh. That is impressive. And this shit has barely started for August. Wow, it's poppin' off for you. Hey man, it's poppin' off. I'm about to sell the W. You're gonna sell the W and just concentrate solely on solo?

Thinking about it, cause when I'm at the W, I have to be at the desk to answer every microphone call that will come In it seems like you could hire people for that. But again, you don't like to they're not gonna do it. You don't like to delegate Yeah, so who would you sell the W's who? Oh probably to like Madonna or maybe like to Someone that would get it. Kesha. Yeah

Someone that would get it, Kesha, Kaka. Kesha, Shakakan. Yeah, I get that. Gotta be a pop star, female pop star. Probably a female pop star of varying degrees of success. Yeah, female pop star who knows what sexy is, who knows how to run a business. What about a cool DJ? Is she female sexy pop star?

Well, she wouldn't be a pop star, she would be a cool DJ. Cool DJ, although there is crossover appeal with some DJs, the chain smokers you could call pop stars, even though they are DJs. Steve Aoki though, not a pop star, just a DJ. Straight DJ. Yeah. We should discuss DJs and see if they're pop stars as well. Okay, how about Diplo? Diplo? I think he's a pop star as well. Yeah, he crossed over. Yeah, he does. How about Tiesto? RIP. All right. Did he die? No, I think Avicii did. Avicii. Although Tiesto probably will at some point. At press time he is still with us.

Good. Good. And we hope it stays that way. I'm not rooting for anyone to pass away. No, I'm not rooting for God nor the devil to take him. Nope, I don't want either. I am sweet when it comes to this. But I would say Tiesto, I think he's just DJ. Me too. Yeah. What about Calvin Harris? Calvin Harris?

Pop star. Well, no, I mean, when he sang his own songs, I would say, I would say pop star, but now that he's, you know, given it. He's back to just DJing. He's back to just DJing now. Once you did it, you can't get out of that box. What about Shaq Diesel? DJ Shaq Diesel.

This is a great question. This is the one that the kids are talking about most. And so he had a rap career before. Right. And then now he's kind of strictly DJing, but also people know him as a commentator mostly. And also he's got that name Shaq, which was a very popular basketball player.

Was? Is he? Was? That he was? He was, yeah, Shaq was. Huh. It was a few years back. Okay. And then Diesel, which was a pretty popular style of jeans. Or a cool way to describe somebody with muscles. Yeah, or like a cool truck that you're like,

whoa, that thing can probably haul some boats. Trucks, that reminds me of a previous guest. Anyway, so this is, I mean, I would say, I would say just DJ at this point for Shaq Diesel. I'm sorry. Yeah. You disagree? I do disagree, because I'd love to hear him sing.

I would love to hear him sing too, but you know, at this point I have not heard it. So I think we're just a DJ. Have we run out of examples of DJs? What about pop stars? Let's talk about pop stars. Katy Perry, is she a DJ? No. Yeah. You think she is she a DJ? No. Yeah.

You think she's a DJ? She could, she's so talented, she can do anything. Favorite half-time performance of all time? Of all time, really. Yes, please. Eclipsing Prince, eclipsing- Who? The Who?

No, who? Leeds of Polly. Third base, LOL. Well, this is good for you, Bean Dip. It's so great to see that you have so much going on. Thanks. This is incredible for you. It's really, really good to see you again.

Yeah, it's great to see you, Ed. Please unblock my number because I wouldn't mind just catching up. Yeah, does walk onto the W, get on that microphone. Why don't you catch up right now? Okay, let's do it. How are you? I don't, this is, we have a kind of a private relationship.

That's okay, there's not a lot of people listening to this show, I think you're okay. Okay, Bean Dip, I love you. And I know that you're seeing other people and you're getting money to kiss other people. And I'm okay with that for our relationship. Okay Well, then let's get into it man. As long as you don't care who I'm dating Charlize Theron Harrison Ford

You don't care who I got dating now. You could be one of my lists You're dating Harrison Ford, uh-huh and Charlize Theron I Don't know if this gonna work out I draw the line at Harrison Ford really what'shuh, and Charlize Theron. I don't know if this is gonna work out. I draw the line at Harrison Ford. Really, what's threatening about Harrison Ford to you? His earring. His earring. His earring, yeah. It's very masculine.

It's very, very tough. I think he got that maybe for the- Not so much his career. I feel like we have kind of the same career. Yeah, in a lot of ways. In a lot of ways. Yeah. I feel we have the exact same career, but that earring.

Yeah. I don't wanna mess. I don't wanna mess with that, so I'm sorry. I would say Game Over Man is the Air Force One of our generation. Oh great. Yeah, and Pitch Perfect 2 is the fugitive. There's a lot of- A lot of parallels there.

So maybe you should look at, maybe you got more similarities and you got differences with somebody, you need to stop fighting. You're walking, you're getting very close to him here. Yeah, okay. Yeah, well, I know I can't be resisting. Get them pants off.

I don't know that we wanna see your pants off. Oh, whoa, there they go. Oh, damn. They made such a weird noise coming off, too. Because they're soaking wet. Yeah, what's going on with those things? They were soaking wet. It's pretty hot outside.

He likes to get them straight out the washer. All right, I'll put them back on. How do you vacuum seal them like that? My God, those are so tight. These guys tell no lies. Wow. Well, look, I cannot tell a lie. We do need to take a break.

And I'm not lying about that. In fact, in mere moments, you. We do need to take a break. And I'm not lying about that. In fact, in mere moments, you're gonna hear us go to a break. So you can do not have to doubt the veracity of that statement. We have to go to a break. Bean Div, can you stick around? Yeah, I can stick around.

We have Randy Snuts is gonna be here. You've never met him before. Oh boy, okay. That's what you think. You've met Randy Snuts before? Uh-huh. Okay, well. Let me ask you this. Can've met Randy Snuts before? Uh-huh. Okay, well. Let me ask you this, can I lay down on the table

during this break? Yeah, sure. Cause I need to gear up for this bitch. Yeah, check it quick now. Yeah, lay down, just like we would be eating sushi off of you at a weird party. Order out. Yeah, all right, great.

And Adam, you'll stick around as well? Yeah. Okay, great, sounds good. Why'd you have to make such a decision out of it? I mean, just being around Bean Dip for any longer. I know it's draining. I've already taken my pants off once. But look, they're back on. They're strapped back on. They are tight. Yeah. We will be right back with more Comedy Bang Bang after this. Comedy Bang Bang, we're back here Adam Devine of the righteous gemstones coming out this Sunday on HBO And you play a character it appears by the name of HBO

Is that what you said? No HBO that is you play HBO you say every letter I was saying hubbo hub. Oh hubba hubbo hubba hubba. Yeahbo. Hubba hubba. Yeah. Okay. So that's cool. That's interesting. You play a character named Kelvin. I do. That's a real name. That's a real name. That's your character's name. According to Danny McBride, that's a real name. That's a real name. That's what my parents named me. Okay. Great. And how is it, how did it take you a while to get acclimated to that to like when people would say Kelvin, would you say like, that's not me. That's not my name, my name's Adam?

Yeah, and I do that with every character I play. As an actor, immediately you go on the defensive. And people are like, hey, what's up? And then they'll say your character's name, in this case, it's Kelvin. And I'm like, what the fuck did you just say to me? Do you think I'm Kelvin right now? Am I in my wardrobe right now?

And they're like, yeah, you're fully in your wardrobe. You're on set. We've called action. Yeah. And then I go, OK, I guess you want to see this. And then I snap into character. Whoa. I make hard turns.

Just a hard left, hard right. I don't go left. I'm mostly going right. You're always going right. I'm always kind of looping around. Pardon me. Forgive me for saying that you went left. It's OK. it's just my technique

and everyone has their own thing. Sure, I just assumed part of your process was to go left and I don't know why I assumed that. Don't assume, okay. Yeah, because. You know what happens when you assume? I don't, so. People don't like it.

People don't like that. People don't like it when you assume. Exactly, they don't care for assumptions. That is the phrase. We also have Bean Dibs here. Bean Dibs still here. Hey man, how's it going? You woke up from your nap. Hey, Bean Dibs awake.

Hey, wow, you are yawning and... I got refreshed, dog. As the cock crows here, here you are. You're all woken up and we're ready for our next guest. He has been on the show before. He, I guess, I don't know whether it's fair to say that he's an entrepreneur as well as much as he's a working guy.

I mean like 85% of the guests that you have on the show are entrepreneurs, according to you. Everyone comes on and they have something that they wanna talk about some new business. That's cool. But you have just worked at jobs, is that right? Yeah, that's true. Please welcome Randy Snudds.

Thank you. I mean, cool, I should listen to the show. You should? Yeah, there's a lot of cool stuff happening. Yeah, we have over 600 episodes. Listen to the 10 hour one first. The 10 hour one first. Yeah, you'll enjoy that.

Just get acclimated. Yeah, yeah. Cool. Yeah, yeah, you'll have one reaction or another to that one. Which one do you think I'll have? I would gather that you'd be all in after listening to it. Yeah, me too. Dang, this is a trial by fire and I'm not guilty.

Welcome back, Randy. It's so great to see you. Do you know, Bean Dip says she knows you. Hi, hello again. Yeah, we have carnal knowledge of each other. Really? I hooked up with her when I, my grandma gave me a thousand dollars after she died.

Well, she didn't, she like willed it to me. And then Carissa and I were on our. There was no confusion on my part. I didn't think she passed away and then somehow gave you the thousand dollars. Yeah, she kept it in her hand. And then there was a note that said like, Randy is the only person who can grab this

out of my cold dead hands. I was like, damn. What a cool grandma. Yeah, she's tits out. Wow. That was like, that's the Charlton Heston thing. Grabbing something out of cold dead hands. So yeah. Huh?

Well, he didn't want anyone to, he said the only way people would take his guns was out of his cold dead hands. Oh, this was a thousand dollars and I did not spend it on guns. I spent it on a night with bean dip. One night? Uh-huh.

A full on night, but now Adam, you paid thousands and thousands of dollars just for one kiss. I paid thousands and thousands, yeah. So have your rates gone up or? My rates vary, okay, ma'am? What is it vary upon? Why was I more expensive?

You came to my service, which is this much for a kiss. I met Randy in real life. So you met Randy off the clock, but you still charged him. I met Randy at CVS and he decided to pay for a night of fun, including waterpark. Yeah, okay.

We bonded over how long my receipt was. How long was it? Dude, that's what I said. That's what you said. Yeah, that's what I said. That's what you said. Wait, you said that? Yeah, I was like.

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. That's what you said? That's what I said, dude. Wait, you said that. Yeah, I you said. You said that? Yeah. I was like, wait, that, wait, wait, wait. That's what you said. That's what I said, dude. Wait, you said that. Yeah. I saw that. Who said this? I said it. That's what you said. That's what I said. How long was it? That's what I said. You said that's what you said. Yeah. Beamed up was there. The receipt came out. How long was it? I said it. I said it. Who said this? I said that. That's what you said. I said that. That's what you said.

Yeah. That's what you said. That's what I said. That's what you said. That's what I said. This is what you said. What? No, that's what you said. I said that. That's what you said. Yeah, that's what you said. That's what I said That's what you said. That's what I said. This is what you said What no, that's what I said. That's what you said. Yeah bean dip was there you were there. That's what he said That's what he said. I put in that CBS. This is at CBS. CBS Oh, I said that at I see where the confusion is we Adam and I thought that you were saying CBS Yeah, that's why we were like, why would you say that? The Peacock Network.

Oh, right, yeah, because you guys are, that's not the Peacock Network. It's the Tiffany Network, I believe. No, you're both wrong. I still thought about both of us as Tiffany's. Was Tiffany a DJ, or was she just a pop star? Yes, a DJ, a pop star.

She was a pop star. She was a pop star. You know, Prince wrote Manic Monday for the Bengals. I do know that, yes. And then Tiffany covered it and took all the glory. Just like Carissa, my current girlfriend is always taking the glory out of my life. Wait a minute, you're back with Carissa? I thought you were broken up with Carissa.

Scott, it's not on again, off again. It's off again, on again. Okay, so you're with Carissa currently. Yeah, of course. Just describe, for those of you who don't recall your previous appearances, describe your relationship to Carissa. Fraught with calamitous scandal. She's always adding needless drama to my life.

She, the way you would describe it a lot of times, she had a lot of scandalous behavior. Yeah, she did. She's duplicitous. What would she do, exactly? She'd always be like, Randy, meet me out at the Burger King. I'm gonna buy you dinner. I'm like, oh man, lucky me.

So I show up at the Burger King and it'd be a location that's been closed for weeks. Really? She would do this to you? Yeah, then she'd be like, ha ha. She'd take you to the recently closed Burger Kings? Oh, she wouldn't even be there. She'd be punking me, because that was her favorite show. I'll try to tell Randy does a classic move.

But can we all admit punk was a pretty good show? It's going to be back from what I understand. Give me a reboot. Yeah, so very excited for that. Is she excited? Is Carissa excited about this? Yeah, the only thing that she's talking about. I'm dreading it, because it's going to give her new ideas

for scandalous behavior It's gonna Reignite this love for punking you. Yeah, it is. Yeah. How does she find these Burger Kings? They've just recently closed I don't know that I don't yeah, I guess I didn't realize Burger Kings are closing at that. It's such a rapid Accelerated pace. Yeah, it's like Sears But 1% figured out that they could just chop it up, sell it off and make a bunch of cash off these dead Burger Kings. That makes sense.

So they're just closing all over the place. She's constantly sending you to these? Yeah, sorry to talk about the economy and this economy. Oh, in this economy? Yeah, this economy. Wow. That's what I said. So that's, wait, that's what you said?

That's what I said. That's what you said. What did you say? I just said, yeah, that's what I said. What did you say? I just said, yeah, that's what I said. But when? What did you say? A second ago. Like a couple of seconds ago at this point.

Oh wait, that's what you said. Yeah, that's what I said. But like what? That crack about the economy. Oh. Okay. Got it, got it, got it. That's what you said.

So what's been going on with your, I guess your life, Randy? I mean, you've had many jobs. You were fired for stealing at a convenience store that you worked at because you kept saying the word yoink as you stole things. Yeah, well, I said it too loud once. I'm back in the workforce.

It only takes once, by the way. Yeah, no kidding. That's what I said. So you would steal and then as you were stealing something, you'd say yoink? Yeah, and then like I was getting away with it, I didn't realize because I was saying it quietly. I thought at first I was like, man,

me saying yoink is like exonerating me. Like people are like, dang, that's ballsy. So they weren't like busting me, but it turns out- You had just been saying it very quietly. And they weren't seeing me steal the stuff. Right, and the one time you said it loud, they said- They turned and looked. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah, and that, and then you were fired from the position. Yeah, I was walking out with some beer for my boys. Who were your boys again? Just like a crew of good dudes. Yeah. But by name, how many are in this crew, by the way? Two guys named Kevin and a guy named Michael. Okay. So two- Two Kevins.

Yeah. That is good crew. That's a good crew. Four people. What happened to Jeff? No, Jeff's out of the crew. What happened? He sent scandalous text messages to Carissa. No. He leaked his own nudes to her.

No. I mean, that's one way to go. That's a good idea, get ahead of it. Yeah. Really? And how did, was she receptive to these? Yeah, of course. She was like, yo, Randy, get over here.

Look at this. I guess when I meant receptive, meaning keep it hidden from you and just. Uh-uh, she like saved it to her photo roll and she like started editing it and she was like drawing like little circles around, like she was like, look at this part of his body, it's a lot better than yours.

Which parts are we talking about? I don't know, pretty much everything. Oh, okay. She copied the picture. She just circled the whole part of his body? Yeah. Did that make you feel bad? Yeah, it made me feel terrible.

Aw, you poor baby. You need to get away from her. Dang, I wish I had a thousand dollars right now. Well, that's what it takes, bitch. We're nowhere near a water park at this point too, so there's a lot of obstacles. How about I turn into a water park? I don't know what you're talking about right now.

Well, that's what I said. Okay, is that what you said? Well, that's what I said. Okay, is that what you said? Yeah, that's what I said. So what is going on with your life non-Karissa? Do you have a job now? Yeah, I re-entered the workforce. You did? Yeah, I'm working for a window washing crew.

Really? Yeah. Okay. A bunch of dudes that get up really early. How early do you have to get up to wash windows? Is that because you need daylight? Yeah, but you want to get on top of it right away. So like you got to be ready to roll by the time the sun's rising.

And there are a bunch of cokeheads, but otherwise cool dudes. That's cool. And what location is this? Location. I mean, do you travel around the city doing this? Or are you washing one place's windows primarily or? Anyone who wants us to wash their windows. That's the name of the game Scott.

Okay. God damn. But I guess do you have a regular route or? Look at Mr. CEO over here is like how do jobs work? Fucking embarrassing me. Calling me on my show to fucking Take down the blue collar working man. I apologize. I'm gonna be listening to sticks on the ride home.

How much is a loaf of bread these days by the way? Jesus Christ. I don't know, $4 if it's shitty. How much is a good one? I don't know, $6, $8. Yeah, being good, all right. Depends on the location. Well, I got Mr. Moneybags over here

probably shopping at erstwhile or whatever that fancy ass place is. Air one? Yeah, whatever. Erstwhile. I don't fucking know. Yeah, you don't, because you're a regular working class guy and that's what we love about you, Randy.

I saw bread at convenience stores. You, what? Yeah, butternut or whatever the white stuff is. Oh, they sell bread. I thought you said I saw bread at convenience stores. So you're doing the window washing thing. Is that precarious? I mean, are you afraid of heights?

By the way, don't watch The Righteous Gemstones if you're afraid of heights. Mm-hmm, because those stakes get high. Yeah. So you saw Chantress about three days before? Yeah. Lot of conditions on watching this show. No, I got bad vertigo.

So I'm not gonna. Yeah, then I wouldn't recommend it. Yeah, definitely not, yeah. How bad is your vertigo pretty bad? Yeah Yeah, I'd piss my pants if I get scared So why are you doing a window washing job? On a full bladder too, no kidding He wants your pants to be as wet as his we're about 20% through this piss right now

You started a piss? Yeah, at a full bladder. That was a good scare. Oh my gosh. Yeah, I really scared him there. So. Is this gonna short circuit the electronics here? Or we're gonna be all safe?

Oh, I think we're all good. Yeah, we learned very early on to make these water resistant. Yeah. That's just gonna soak up in my aug boots. Yeah. Yeah. So why are you washing windows if what if you you have terrible vertigo

I mean this it seems like every single day would be a nightmare for you, dude How many of these problems I have to solve for you? I wash the ground floor windows I'll let the rest of the team do the rest wait so I'm like a hotel that's say 30 stories high. Like the W. Like the W, thank you. You're only doing one 30th of the work? I mean, I'll watch the inside of the windows.

Wait, of all of them, all the way up? Yeah. Okay, and that doesn't give you vertigo? No, because I'm not gonna fall out the window. Isn't that normally like just the housekeeper's job? Or this is the service that you provide? Two Hollywood guys trying to take a shit on a blue collar man.

Just trying to make money. Y'all should be ashamed of yourself. Why don't you, wait me? No, they are for taking on the work of men. What'd you say? Is that what you said? Here's my question. Yeah, that's what I said.

Here's my question. If I were I said. Here's my question. If I were you, I would just pay someone to wash the windows. Sorry, it's a pay to play situation. God damn. I don't know why you're washing windows when I would just hire someone to wash windows. And honestly, it seems like a lot of work. I would just take just a small part of the money

in my bank account and pay someone to wash all the windows. So you guys don't even, you guys are so far gone. You don't even understand the economy and this economy. How hard is it to find some Rube who's willing to wash the windows at a fraction of what you're getting paid to do it? Would you do it? Yeah, I would do it if I could.

But now that you got me thinking, maybe I'm the Rube that they hired to wash these windows. I think that you might be. Son of a bitch, man. What is it written on my face? Take advantage of me. I'm sorry, Randy. I know you, life seems to deal you poor hands consistently and it's terrible what you've

gone through. Yeah. You got to know when to hold them, know when to roll them. Exactly. Know when to walk away, know when to roll them. Mm-hmm. Exactly. Know when to walk away, know when to have fun. It seems like the first half of your lyrics are always consistently Kenny Rogers, and then the second half is a parody that seems to be related to drugs.

I'll bust it again. So Randy, what, you're doing the windows thing, but what do you got on the weekends? Because I know you're always up to shenanigans on the weekends. How am I blowing off steam? Yeah, exactly. Well, lately I've been going to like little league games

and trying to give lectures to like the kids after their games. What kind of lectures? Like I'll go to the losing team and I'll be like, don't get too down. And then I'll go to the winning team. I'm be like don't get too down and then I'll go to The winning team. I'm like you ain't shit tell you when the championship Unless you unless you got a hand covered in rings. You ain't nobody that's that's honestly that's good advice, though

And this is something that the teams want you to do or this is just something that you're kind of doing for fun I say I do it to get out of the house and stop getting punked by Carissa Right. Well seems like she's it to get out of the house and stop getting punked by Carissa. Right. Well, it seems like she's punking you outside of the house. I just got a lot of ideas and since my penmanship is terrible, I don't like to keep a journal. Oh, okay. What's wrong with your penmanship? Do you not know how to form the letters or?

It just looks jacked up like here. Okay. Give me something to write. Here. Here you go. Okay. All right. There we go.

Okay. Oh my God. That's an ugly handwriting. That is, I don't know, it looks like hieroglyphics almost. That's making me nauseous. It's giving me vertigo. Gah. Oh. Oh.

That's disgusting. I've never seen handwriting that literally makes me want to vomit. Yeah, maybe I'll write some more and make you guys fucking puke. Stop. Stop it, stop it. Stop. Stop it. Stop it.

Oh God. Y'all been slagging off on me. Dang, taking the piss out of Randy. I'm sorry, Randy. It's just we haven't seen you in maybe a year or so. Yeah, I know. I missed you guys. Did you really?

Yeah, especially you. Cause I've never met Adam before. Right. All respect. Yeah. I think you guys have something good going on here though. I mean, yeah, we're kind of vibing a little bit and being up and I definitely vibe for a thousand dollars. Right. Yeah. How much was the waterpark tickets that day? I don't know, like seven fifty,

seven dollars and fifty cents. Deal for a water park, I would say. I mean, definitely. There is a great water park in Northern California. I said, take me there or don't take me nowhere. So you drove all the way up to, a lot of people say NorCal. Uh-huh. Wow. Yeah, we drove all the way up there. Drove about eight hour drive or?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. We took the scenic I-5 route. That's not the scenic route. The Pacific Coast Highway is the scenic route. The I-5 is pretty grim. Yeah, but water is just the same. Like the terrain on the five changes on either side of the car.

Sure, yeah. But. You get cows, you get grass, you get other cars. You get three lane, four lane highways. Three, four lane. Yeah, construction. A lot of construction these days on the I four lane. Yeah, sure, sure. Construction. Construction. A lot of construction these days on the I-5. So, and how long was the trip?

Was it just for eight hours up? How long were you at the water park? Day trip only. $1,000, you do not get an overnight. So were you like an hour at the water park and then you go back down? We spent about one and one half hours at the water park. Okay, how many rides did you go on?

Or slides, what are they called? Seven, eight, what do you think, Randy? I would say seven or eight. Yeah, probably seven or eight. Seven or eight slides in an hour? Uh-huh. That's pretty good, Rachel. You also got the FastPass for 750.

We had VIP. Yeah, we had VIP FastPass. You had a VIP FastPass, so wow, for seven, how much are the normal tickets? Well, who's the 1% now? Hmm? Oh, dang. I got a taste of the good life.

Now I'm never looking back. Don't you think you should have saved that thousand dollars? I mean, you know, you're a guy who gets excited when his girlfriend says that she's treating him to Burger King. You know, that thousand really could have come in handy. Yeah, but Scott, it was free money. Like I had to look at it as an investment

in my own happiness. Okay. And just like a total bonus in my life that my grandma had bestowed on me. So, I chose to like, and Chris and I were on a break and I knew we were gonna get back together because I'm weak. Sure.

She pressures you. What does she do when you're on a break? Does she go out there and date a lot of other people or? Yeah, she goes through my crew. Bang, bang, bang. Really? Kevin, Kevin? No, no, no.

Those guys are in my crew because they haven't gotten with Carissa yet. And Michael as well. Yeah, Kevin, Kevin and Michael have not hooked up with Carissa. But Chad, Derek and Jeff. Oh man. What happened to Travis?

Carissa went so nuts on him that he moved to Ohio. No way. Moved back home. Damn. Moved back in with his parents because he was like, dang. That's savage. Wow, amazing.

And Randy, anything else going on in your life? I mean, you got the, obviously the window washing is taking up the majority of your time during the week and then the lectures to the children on the weekends. Anything else happening? Yeah, I downloaded a Nintendo emulator on my PS4, so I'm going wild on that.

Wow! Yeah, Pac-Man Excitebike, Castlevania 1, Castlevania 2, Castlevania 3, Mega Man 2. Are you done or I? Not the first Mega Man? No, that one's trash. Mega Man 2 and 4 are where it's at. Mega Man X is getting a little too complicated.

It's like, this is 8-bit. Like, what are you guys trying to do? Like trying to play Final Fantasy on 8-bit on NES? You're a fucking dork. Wait for the system to get better. Or roll the dice with your friends. Yeah, roll the dice with your friends. I mean, yes, roll the dice with your friends. That's more fun. Yeah, that's what I said. Yeah, that the dice with your friends. I mean, yes, roll the dice with your friends.

That's what I said. That is what you said. That's what I said. I now know that that is what you said. How do you do it? How do you do it? Hey, wait a minute. That's Tim's line. Well, Randy, thank you so much for dropping by. We were running out of time here. We only have a one final feature on the show and that is a podcast, that's what I want to know, now tell me about your plugs. Ooh, that was I Don't Need Your Plugs, parentheses but I want some, in parentheses by Tanner4105. If you have a plugs theme send it on over and you can be famous for a week. What'd you, uh, you guys, was that a DJ or was that a pop star? Tanner's world famous after that plug. Yeah, incredibly famous, but just for this week,

until the next episode. It'll wear off, that's a week long famous level of a song. Flame is fleeting, flame is feeding. I'm always chasing the flame. Just like the bangles, the eternal flame. Guys, what are we plugging here? Obviously, The Righteous Gemstones is gonna be coming out this Sunday on HBO, Adam? I'm all righteous all the time.

Tell us about your character in particular, because we've talked about the family. I play young Kelvin. Kelvin, of course. Gemstone. I'm the youngest in the family, and I'm a sassy little bitch. You're sassy. Yeah. I noticed that. I've been put upon.

Everybody else in the family, they get Danny's character. He gets all the respect, all the glory. Edie's character, she's the girl. So, you know, dad loves her and I'm sort of just like looked past, and he just gives me money and I buy video games. And you just buy video games, and you buy stand-up video games. Boy, Randy, you're getting excited by this prospect of video games. Yeah, I hope this character invites me over.

Yeah, yeah, you're more than welcome to come over and visit Fett, because they're all working. You're part of the Righteous Gemstones Extended Universe, are you not? Yeah, absolutely. You and Jiminy Glick? Yeah. You're on the Jiminy Glick VR ride. Yeah, he's my uncle's buddy. He is, really?

Who's your uncle? I mean, a guy named Brett. Okay, all right. I guess I'm more- Why'd you get so defensive right there? Why, he's not famous. He just knows Jiminy Glick. Okay, all right, fine.

Yeah. Needless to say, the stakes, man, those were so high at the end of that episode, but they're gonna- I feel like if you like steaks, Yeah. whether to eat or to, in your view- Because there are steaks on the show. Yes. A lot of times.

Anytime I noticed, I was watching the first episode, and I was like, every single time anyone ate on the show, they were eating a huge, just like- Gigantic steaks. Gigantic, like prime rib steak. And that goes to the steak, the steaks within the episode. Right. The episodic steaks.

Right, exactly. Okay, well this is amazing. And it's nine episodes, first one comes out this Sunday. Yeah. Anything else going on with you that you wanna plug? I'll let you plug anything. Yeah, I, uh... Don't you have a show on Comedy Central coming out?

Or no? No, I have a stand-up that came out a month ago called Adam DeVine's Best Time of Our Lives on Netflix. I'm doing a voice on this cartoon called Green Eggs and Ham. That's also going to be on Netflix. Is it? Is that the Dr. Seuss thing? Yeah. Whoa!

Amazing. Diane Keaton and Michael Douglas. Never met them. Whoa! But they're in the show. And then I got a movie coming out this fall called Jexy. Jexy, what is that? How do you spell that?

J-E-X-I. And it's like Siri, if Siri turned on you and tried to ruin your life. Okay, are you sure it's not J-E-I. And it's like Siri, if Siri was, if Siri turned on you and tried to ruin your life. Okay. Are you sure it's not J-E-11? I'm positive. I was in the movie. Okay. Yeah. Okay, great.

So Rose Byrne plays the voice of the phone and you absolutely can't tell it's Rose Byrne. You can't, why not? They changed her voice to like the robot Siri signing voice. Okay, so they pitched it up for something. So it could have been anyone. I'm like, we're paying her a lot of money to not know it's her. But good for her.

Those are the gigs I'm trying to get. So Jexy out in theaters this fall? This fall. Do you know the date? I don't. I think I heard something about early October. If it's late October, that's a pretty scary time. That's a danger zone, you know what I mean?

It's too scary. Yeah, too scary out there. Mm-mm. This is early, it's not as scary as the stuff that comes out later in the month. Okay, that's great. Why, because of Halloween? Ugh, don't even say that.

God, Randy. Randy, simmer down, Randy. Jeez. Why, because of like people dressing up and... Randy! Oh, God! For God's sake! I mean, you're gonna make the rest of us piss ourselves. Yeah, I like that. You'd like to?

Yeah. God, you're trying to punk us. Boo! Ah! Here comes the vulnerable. Sorry, I can't help myself. Oh, Adam just scared Randy again. There it goes.

Bean Dip, what do you want to plug here? I just put, say some stuff for my friend. Okay, who's your friend? My friend's name, Edie. Oh, wait, Edie? She was in, Edie Chow? Yeah, she was in the movie. Oh, okay.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. What do you wanna plug here? I just say some stuff for my friend. Okay, who's your friend? My friend's name, Edie. Oh wait, Edie? Edie Patterson, she was in here earlier. That bitch was here! She was here!

Aw man, I wish I could have had a fight with her. You don't get along with Edie? I get along with her great, but she needs to be shown who's physically stronger. That makes sense. Who is that? That's me, bitch. Oh, okay.

Edie is always flexing on people. She's always trying to flex on people, trying to say like, who's stronger, who's stronger. I thought maybe today will be the day to show her. But I'll still tell you some stuff she's doing. This is gonna still, oh, I hope you think you're good, cause I'm about to tell you some stuff you're doing.

Oh, she's watching Jim's tell some stuff you're doing. Oh, she's a watch this Jam Song, Judy Jam Song. She's in some movies coming out, Between Two Fires movie. Oh yeah, I directed that movie. Yeah, she's in that, that's right. Yeah, she told me. Did she have a good time?

Did she have a good time? I don't know if she did to tell me. I'm assuming from her social media she did. But we do a fireman's movie, it's a movie called Troop Zero and a thing called Knives Out for- Troo Zero? Troop Zero like Girl Scouts, bitch.

Troop Zero, are you sure it's not Troop O? It might be Troop O, are you sure it's not Troop O? I might be Troop O, I have not discussed it with her. And Knives Out for Thanksgiving. Knives Out, yeah, which is the Ryan Johnson film, right? Wow, she's in that. She's in that. Got a lot going on.

Well, let's not get too excited. Yeah, no, I mean, you have more going on, definitely. What, with the CIB truck? Plug the truck. CIB, okay, CIB truck, come on out. We're downtown Los Angeles, come on out. You can have, even your baby would like it. Only $4 for a cucumber, and if you want a bun, that's 17.

17 with a bun? I mean, you're, the trucks. The name of the truck is Cucumber in a Bun. In bun, yeah, I guess it would be C-I-A-B. In bun. Yeah, but it's would be C-I-A-B, in bun. Yeah, but it's LA. So you guys are also carb conscious that like the bun probably costs more.

And it's like weird delicacy. I know that I want to go pay $4 for just a soft cucumber by itself. But it's hot. It's hot. It's hot, it's soft, it's been boiled. You've had it? Yeah, you're a big fan.

Yeah, Bean Dip like hand fed it to me. Really? How much did that cost? Which way? Dude. He likes his with bean chili on it. Wow. She's do it lengthwise?

Yeah. No, no, sidewise, like corn on the cob. That's what he said. God damn, dude. That is what he said. That's what he said. Yeah, that's what I said. He said that.

Randy, what do you have to plug? I'd like to unplug Righteous Gemstones because my boy Tim Bals plays BJ in it. Is he in your crew? Yeah, he was in here earlier too. That's funny. No, he's not in my crew. Oh, he's not?

Carissa fucked him first. No way! That's too bad. I get it, that guy's a stud. And then I guess I'll plug my draining confidence after you guys took a shit on me. Sorry, bro. Randy, I don't know.

I mean, I hate to be, you know, just high up on top of these skyscrapers that you're washing the windows of, but Adam and I just, you know, it's been a while since we've been out there rolling up our sleeves and putting our noses to the grindstone like you, you know? All right, well, hit me up if you want a reminder

every once in a while. What are you gonna do if I hit you up? I'll take you through my day. That's what you're on the show for. Right. So take us through your day. Yeah. Wake up. Eat a bowl of cereal. Smoke a bowl of cereal.

J.K. Go to work. Wash a ton of windows. Watch my. You're not watching a ton of windows. You're watching at most maybe like 10 down on the ground floor. He also does the insides of the entire building. All right. I apologize.

So at least like 20. Watch my coworkers do a bunch of blow. Talk to them for a while because they're real chatty after that. Eat lunch. Well, we're only up to lunch. Yeah. Then usually take the afternoon off because they're just chatting their brains off. Right. And then meet up with Carissa,

try to avoid whatever scandal she's thrown into my life. Right. And you know, I don't know, usually pass out, go to sleep. Catch up on my shows. What are some of your favorite shows? First season of American Vandal, because of the dicks. Hilarious. Good stuff.

Pen 15, an allusion to dicks. Okay, so you like- You ever see that dick scene in Game Over Man? Yeah. Cool. Just that scene? It's like seven minutes long. That was part of our date.

He said, look, we got to hit all seven or eight of these slides in this hour and a half, but we do have seven minutes for you to watch this on my phone. That makes sense. A lot of people do that. Yeah, definitely. Pass through the other stuff,

get to the meat of the scene. All right, well, thank you, Randy. Is that all you have to plug? Or there's also bajillion dollar properties with Tim Balz. Yeah, that's true. So people can get on Pluto TV now. Yep, all four seasons,

the fourth season's finally coming out. Yeah, I think it's out at this point. Oh, it is? Yeah. Oh yeah, that's right, because we're in the Augie Doggies. Yeah, we're in's out at this point. Oh, it is? Yeah. Oh yeah, that's right, cause we're in the Augie Doggies. Yeah, we're in Augie Doggies. So yeah, it's definitely out. So people should check that out.

The final episode where Tim's character gets married is a great- I mean, big old spoiler right there, but people have probably already seen it. They've probably already seen it. And if they haven't, then maybe this lures them into, you know, the promise of Tim getting married. Yeah, and the people will be like,

what's marriage? I gotta find out. I wanna plug, hey look, starting next week, the Comedy Bang Bang Tour, Paul F. Tompkins, Lauren Lapkus, and myself are going on tour. Good crew. Starting next week, we have Boston on Wednesday the 21st,

and Providence, Rhode Island on the 22nd, and the 23rd, we have New Haven, Connecticut, and actually, Ago Wodim from SNL, she's gonna be with us on all three of those dates. So tickets are available for that. And then we're out in Kansas City on September 5th, St. Paul, Minnesota on September 6th and 7th, and Chicago on September 8th.

And then in November 11th, we're in Philadelphia, and November 12th in Washington, DC. And then I also want to plug the aforementioned Between Two Ferns movie, which I directed is coming out in just about a month, September 20th, so please watch that when it comes out. Alright, let's close up the old plug bag! Open up that bag Close your eyes Open up that bag You gotta get those eyes closed Open that bag

Get em, get em, don't be closing Don't be closing Open up and let's get loaded Let's get loaded, open up that bag Open up the bag, let's get loaded Let's get loaded, open up the bag Open up the bag, let's get loaded up the bag Open up the motherfucking bag Open up the bag, let's get loaded up the bag Open up the bag, let's get loaded up the bag

Hey, that's a great song! Yeah! Ah, it is a great song. That is of course the closing up the Plug Bag remix with Alan Tudyk remix. Guys, I want to thank you so much for being here. First of all, Adam, always great to see you. It's been a number of years, but and by the way, great job on the Comedy Bang Bang TV show those many years ago. Such a funny episode.

You play the little ladder. I forget your character's name but and of course why would you remember no my character I believe I was either a Chad or a Travis people look at me I scream Chad to people and bean dip so great to see you so great to see you baby it great to see you, baby. It's been too long. I want you to come back more often if you could. Great, I'll come back any time you want. I'll just gather up microphones and get out of here. Yeah, you gotta make four trips,

so how long is that gonna take you today, do you think? Well, till about six. Took about six, what? Till about six. Till about six, oh, okay. So about 6 p.m. is when you're off the clock? Since p.m., I'm off the clock, gotta get to partying. Get to partying, okay. So about six p.m. is when you're off the clock? Six p.m. off the clock, gotta get to partying. Get to partying, so you party from six p.m. till what?

Till about three a.m. Three a.m., that's too much, that's nine hours of partying. Get up at six a.m. What? Start the day, get to the W handle, shit, get out to the truck. So you only, you're on three hours sleep every single day? If I get more, I'm useless.

Really? Randy, I wanna thank you. I apologize for any offense that Adam and I. We didn't mean it. We didn't mean anything by it. I mean, we're up there in our gilded cages and, you know, we don't know. We're not used to talking to regular people.

Yeah, I mean maybe our drivers are like the closest we get to you know, talking to- They're paid very well. They're paid very well too, so yeah, you know. Well, I'd love to come back next time you feel like taking a shit on the 99%. I definitely, anytime, that's probably gonna be next week. So.

All right, cool. So a little further into the Augie Doggies, I'll be back. All right, thanks everyone. We'll gonna be next week. So alright cool. So a little further into the Augie doggies back All right. Thanks everyone. We'll see you next time. Thanks. Bye