Comedy Bang Bang: The Podcast - Bonus Bang: Adam Scott, Matt Besser, Monika Smith, Toni Charline (Hot 4 Scott)

Episode Date: September 11, 2025

This week we've reached our penultimate episode in our "Hot 4 Scott" Bonus Bang series. Originally titled "Olafer Only", Adam Scott joins Scott for a pre-Emmys check-in as they talk about the making of "Severance", his one-of-a-kind tuxedo, and who he will be inviting to the Emmys. Then, Olaf’s Middle Part from Frozen stops by to talk about separating himself from Olaf. Later, TikTok star Harvey the Truth Seeker drops by to tap into everyone’s mind to find hidden meanings. Plus, Martha the medium stops by to communicate with the afterlife. (Originally released as episode 773 on 9/4/2022) Don’t forget to check out the Comedy Bang! Bang! Action Figures at shop.figurecollections.com and go to actionfigureseller.com for international purchases. If you want more great episodes of Comedy Bang! Bang! become a subscriber at comedybangbangworld.com. We have all of the past episodes from the archives, every live show, ad-free new episodes, and original shows like CBB Presents and Scott Hasn’t Seen. Find more great Comedy Bang! Bang! merch at https://www.podswag.com/collections/comedy-bang-bang Get access to all the podcasts you love, music channels and radio shows with the SiriusXM App! Get 3 months free using this show link: https://siriusxm.com/cbb

Hey everyone, welcome to another bonus bang where we re-release great episodes of Comedy Bang Bang Out from Behind the Paywall. This is your host, Scott Ackerman, and we have reached our penultimate episode in our series entitled Hot for Scott, featuring Adam Scott. These are great episodes of Comedy Bang Bang that our friend Adam Scott has been on. And this week, we're re-releasing an episode titled Olaffer Only. It was a really. It was a really, Originally released September 4th, 2022 as episode 773, so five years ago. No, three years ago. I can do simple math.

Now, in this episode, Adam Scott joins us, much like he did the other week for a pre-emmy's check-in. He discusses what it's like making severance and other things. He also talks about what it's like to be on that quest for an Emmy. which we'll see on this Sunday if he achieves it. Now, this episode also features Matt Besser as Olaf the Snowman, a part of Olaf the Snowman at least. We have Monica Smith as an influencer, and we have Tony Charlene as a psychic medium.

So this is a very good episode. Now, if you enjoy this and you want to hear other great episodes of Comedy Bang Bang, become a subscriber at CBBWorld.com. We have all of the past episodes from the archives, every single live show we've done, add free new episodes and original shows like CBB Presents, and Scott hasn't seen. We're going to be back Monday with a new episode of Comedy Bang Bang,

but until then, enjoy this bonus bang. Comedy Bang Bang Comedy Bang Mine Remember me when you fall down for I was the one that held you in my arms Remember me when you

take your last breath for I was the one that held you too tightly in my arms Actually, forget me for I am the one that does not want to go to prison Welcome to Comedy Bang Bang

What are you checking your watch for? That was too long? And that was an incredibly long intro. Welcome to Comedy Bang Bang for another week thank you to joke redacted for that wonderful catchphrase submission

and welcome to the show we have a great one coming up a little later we have a mythical or no an animated feature star of an animated feature we have a TikTok star and a medium a medium wow oh whoa indeed

I've noticed that with these Apple watches people are always like checking their wrist because they got messages, but it just looks like they're impatient with what you're doing. That's exactly right. So it could be both. Which one was at this time? It could be a news alert from Vulture, telling me that there's a new...

You got a Google alert, a new interview with you. That's right. Because I only get Google alerts about myself. Just in quotes, Adam Scott interview. That's right. End quotes. Are there any new ones of me? I need to learn more about myself.

That's right. That and I want to get the fuck out of here. Oh, okay. All right, well, let's get to it. He is our guest of honor. A little show, he's the star of a lot of shows, but he's going to be a major star on an upcoming show one week from tonight.

Something called the Emmys. Oh, have you heard of it? Oh, well, of course I've heard of it. I myself have been feated. You have, how many Emmys do you have, Scott? I have two. The two Emmy Awards. Yes, so you'd need to.

to win two in order to kept up with me. Yes, I would. But he is the star of severance. He is the co-star of Parks and Recreation. He is, do you consider yourself an ensemble player in Party Down? Yes, I do. Mm-hmm. Yes, I do.

He is also my co-host in the podcasts. You talking you two to me. Are you talking R-E-M-R-E-M-E? Uh-da-da-da-da-da-da. Are you talking R-H-C-P-R-Mee? And also, are you talking, talking, aren't you talking, talking heads to my talking head? Yes, I think that's. Yes, okay.

Please welcome Adam Scott. Hello. Hi, Scott. Hi, how are you? How are you doing? You're trying to go quieter than me? It's just this new thing I'm trying out right now for the next 10 seconds. I like it.

But now it's over. Oh, boy, you ended that a little prematurely. 10 seconds. Wow. It's so good to see you. We have never done a pre-emmy's check-in before. Never. See, I can't believe we've never done a pre-emmys check. I know, all those times.

It's so weird. This is, what, the 85th or something? We've never done one? It's the 85th Emmys. It's the, what, 83rd Emmys. We've been friends for, uh, during. Um, and every year we say to each other, should we do a pre-emes check-in this year? Some would consider that to be the pre-emes check-in.

Right. Us checking in before the Emmys about whether we should do one or not. But no. There are two totally different things. It turns out it doesn't count, and we need to do it on air and turn it into, what, like, half hour of content. Yeah, exactly. So do you promise to do this every year from now on as long as we're doing this show? I mean, I can't believe.

Regardless of if you're nominated or not. We need to do a preemies check-in. Of course. Even more importantly, if neither of us are nominated. Sure, yeah. And what do we do during the check-in again? Do we make predictions? Do we get directions?

What do we make predictions about what people are going to wear? Okay. Pants About the weather Okay Got on the day of the Emmys On the actual day of Yeah

We look up the weather Okay, let me see what I've got And then predict Based on that Forecast Okay, let's see what we got here It's Monday A week

Monday, September 12th I believe Yeah, I don't have it that far out At this point But if it's trend It looks to be trending Downward? Well, no, it's in the 90s, the week before, 100, a full week before. I don't know. I'm just going to make this prediction. If it's as hot as it's been, those tuxedoes, be a little hot under the color. It's going to be toasty in there.

It's going to be like making, making a broth or a soup or... Sure, yeah, no, a stew. Inside the, in the tuxedos. In the tuxedo. In the tuxedo, Texeditos, and it'll be boiling, and it'll be delicious. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. Carrots, yes, yes, yes, carrots,

onions, uh, chunks of meat. Yes, do you put it in the suit. Yeah, yeah, why did I say broccoli? I'm too nervous. You don't eat broccoli in your beefs food. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. God damn, fucking moron. Um, you are, of course, nominated for the show

I mentioned earlier, Severance, and, uh, explain the show for a guy like me who is actively not, ever watched a single episode sure uh this is a show um that's uh that's called severance okay that's the title got it and you play jimmy b i play sevs severance and the show is about is that a nickname sev or well people call me sevy oh okay but the name is sev right okay but people call you sevy yeah because it is a unique nickname it needs to be longer Just to, you know, when you're writing a show, when you're coming up with a show,

Dan Erickson is a creator of the show and kind of writes most of it. But really, you wrote most of it. I'm not going to say that, but, you know, of course. No, Dan Erickson conceived of, created, and writes the show. And then pass it on to you. And then passes to me and I write everything. But really, it's Dan. But really, it's Dan.

Yeah. So he did. He's had, he's the guy. who sits down at the typewriter or the computer. That's exactly right. Final draft, maybe. Word processor. Yeah, any of the above machines.

He sits down originally and then he just like... He sits down at a giant machine. Right. And when you're conceiving of and writing an hour-long show, before he gives it to you. Before he gives it, hands it over to me to actually write it. What you're fundamentally trying to do is eat up time. That's right.

Because an hour show needs. needs to have approximately 59, 61 minutes of content in it. 59 to what, 300 minutes? Sure, anywhere in that range is good. Yes, exactly. In that amount of time, you want to take up as much time as possible. So if you're doing 300 minutes, you want to really do 400. You need 400 minutes packed into that 300.

Yeah, exactly. So after you expand it out of the, what's the thing you sent, email, what are you talking you're doing it you're miming something you're miming never mind you're miming like a magic trick right now almost

what I'm saying is you want to take up time so a name like Seth you want to take up time so you extend it and make sure that it's to savvy because that will take up a proxy because it adds up people are calling you by your first name

probably every line right why are you checking someone at the door at my house. Who cares? Take your watch off. Take it off. I want to see those bare wrists.

Adam Scott, the barest wrists. Get your nose out of it. It's on the table. Yeah. So, suffice it to say, a show is written, and then it's extended after you figure out how to make the names longer. Yeah.

That's how you fill an hour. Also, you should try to say every character's name at the beginning and end of each line. Every sentence. Like, hey, Sevie. Hey, Sevy. Will you come over here and grab that piece of paper? Severon.

And then you make it even longer. Severon, really? Is that season two? No spoilers. But yeah. Wow, Severon. Severon. Congrats, buddy.

Thank you. This is incredible. Do you know what song is going to be played if you happen to win the Emmy? Do you know what have you, because everyone gets to request it. It's like a baseball game, right, where you get to request what's song goes up. You put out, yeah, you take, and it's interesting you say that because mine is take me out to the ballgame.

Interesting. Yeah. So Adam Scott for Severance, da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da. And the whole audience is going to stand up and sing around. That's right. That's right. Amazing. Wow.

And now, just to be clear, because I saw you, you've gotten a few messages about this recently. Our agreement regarding your speech, if you want. win an award only pertain to the Oscars. Only the Oscars, and I have heard about this quite a bit in the last couple of months. And if you do win an Oscar, what exactly are you going to be saying up there on stage? That's a really good question, but I know that... You promised. I promised that I don't remember what I would say, but I...

The thing that I've been reminded of several times is that I take the award and stick it up my butt. No, that's what you said you would say on stage. I'm going to stick this up my butt. Thanks to the Academy. I'm going to stick this up my butt and then stick it up my butt. Yeah. Well, yeah, I mean, if you do it or not.

Is that, is that the agreement? That's the agreement. Is that you would say it? Oh, but there is no, there's no actual physical agreement that we made. Oh, that was understood. Well, that's a relief. Not that I'm any closer now than I was at the time of the agreement. Although you are in Madam Webb coming out very soon.

That's true. Madam Webb, she spins webs any size. That's, we just saw you in Boston on the tour. Yeah, that was fun. That was a fun night. Thank you so much for dropping by. There's a live audience right there in front of us. Yeah, we just had to do with the live audience. Yeah. When did you get back from that tour? Uh, less than 24 hours ago. So, 23 hours? 20 hours, 23 hours, 15 minutes. Oh, wow. So you just got back right. Yeah. And 24 hours ago. Okay, so now it's been 24 hours. Yeah, it's been 24 hours. How does it feel to be back for 24 hours? Oh, man, it feels so good. I packed so much in. I went laser tag. I surfed in the morning and I went, skiing at night.

Okay. And you packed, you packed, I packed all of that into this last 24 hours. Yeah, that's the great part about living in California. Yeah, you can do everything.

You can ski and surf, all in the same day. Parachute jump. You can parachute jump any day. Yeah. I'm talking about a day in Los Angeles. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, you can go star in a movie.

Mm-hmm. And then you can also, what else do you win the lottery. Win the lottery, yeah, the California. Everyone in California wins the lottery eventually. I don't know why more people don't move here. It's crazy.

Because every time someone wins the lottery here, it's what, like $2 billion? Yeah, something like that. Now, every ticket costs $3 billion. $3 billion. Yeah. So it's a total... It's a sham, but it works for us. We're Californians.

We don't know any better. We love it here. This is what we do. You're, of course, the boy from Santa Cruz who started out. Hawking Taffy, and now you are going to be up there in the shiniest tuxedo we've ever seen, hoping to win one of those golden, golden statues. It's a tuxedo made of mirrors. That's right.

Now, you were telling me before the show, it's the original disco ball from Saturday Night Fever that they turned into a tuxedo. Is that right? Yeah. Incredible. Yeah. I got in touch with John Batham, and I was calling him about stakeout, because that's one of my favorite movies. And then we got to talking, and it turns out, he directed Saturday Night Fever. You had no idea at that point.

You were just interested in stakeout. But I was calling about, I was calling about another stakeout. So how did this come up? How did Saturday Night Fever come up in this conversation? Because I was listening to disco music while I was on that. And was it Saturday night, actually? It was Saturday night. I had a fever.

Yeah. Did you have COVID? I didn't have COVID, no. Oh, okay. Which is lucky because I am not vaccinated. Oh, okay, good. Nor will you ever be, right? Absolutely not.

But how high was your fever? Like 160? It was 112. Shit. Which I hear is high. That's too high, probably. You want to get that down. It was fine.

It was fine. Yeah. And so that just came up, hey, speaking of, you said, Saturday you said it's night because you were talking about the I have a fever and I'm listening to disco right he's like I happen to direct something where all of these interests converge that's right a little movie called Saturday night fever yeah starring the disco dancing devil mr. John Travolta mr. John Travolta and what did you say to that I said do you still have the disco ball from that movie and he said yeah and then I hung up on him because I was like this conversation is going nowhere.

But then a few days later, I was like, what if we take that disco ball and construct a tuxedo primarily out of the mirrors? Did you have to call him back? I called him back, yeah. Oh, that's nice. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, and did he send it to you COD or how did you get this?

It ended up being this kind of protracted negotiation. It went on for a while. Oh, okay. Because he did not want to let it go. Well, sure. Where did he keep it? Was it like in his living room? He has a Saturday Night Fever room.

Oh, okay. In his estate, and it's beautiful. It has everything from the movie that you would ever want. Like what? The disco ball. Sure. From the movie is there. It was great.

He has John Travolta's shoes. Whoa. From the main dance from the movie. Oh, okay. Yeah. How are they looking? A little scuffed up, or? They're scuffed up, but they're kept in a kind of acetate case.

Oh, okay. Yeah. That's great. They look great. Are those the only two things? The one disco ball, not in a case, hanging down from the ceiling. Hanging from the ceiling. And then a pair of shoes in an acidate case.

Wow. Yeah. The rest of the room, it's completely empty. And how, okay. Wow. It's a huge room, too. It's like two football fields. Two football fields.

This is the Saturday Night Fever room. That's about 600 feet. Well, it's certainly 200 yards. Yeah, so, I mean, he only has two of those feet in the two shoes. Two shoes. And if you, if you, if you, John Dervalde actually uses three shoes. Oh, he does? Yeah, he favors his right side.

No wonder he could dance so well. That's right. So you always have a spare right shoe at the ready because, you know, because he's always stamped on them. Yeah. Incredibly well. Yeah. Well, that's great.

Thanks. And, of course, Olivia Newton, John is no one. longer with us. That's true. She was not in that movie. No. No. But she knew John Travolta.

They were good friends. They were very good friends. Yeah. It's super sad. So sad. But we all have to go sometime. No. Yeah.

I just heard. You've only been in town for 24 hours. I got all my entertainment news right when I landed the plane. Yeah. So you flew yourself? Yeah. Yeah. You're in John Travolta.

Mm-hmm. Yep. We both heard about it the minute. He was in the plane with me. Oh, God. And we both heard about Olivia Newton, Sean, the second that I landed the plane. He was my co-pilot. Oh, you guys didn't hear about it until today?

We didn't hear about it. Till 24 hours and four minutes ago? No, and we're so sad. Oh, God. No wonder you're broken up. Sorry. Anyway, but so the Emmys, obviously the countdown to the Emmys is underway. Yeah.

Is underway and seven days hence. That's right. And do you get to invite your entire family? Are you flying solo? What are you doing? Yeah, they give you one ticket, but that one ticket you can, as far as I understand it, you can bring like 40 people. Wow.

So they're just, that's just what I'm guessing. You're plus 40. That's what it is. Yeah, bringing 39 people. Right, right. Who are you got? Who's going on? I don't know.

I haven't even started thinking about it yet. You know, there's a guy right here right in front of you. Would you like to go? I'd love to go. Do you know 38 more people that might be interested in guy? I know. Let me see if I can count how many people I know. There's Froderick. Oh, he can come.

Okay. Yeah, that's one. Or she. Or they? They. Fine. Welcome to the 21st fucking century. Sorry.

Frederick. They can come. How many was that? well it's me you right so that's two yeah and there's a 40 people total right how many do I mention at this point you said Froderick and you said um they could come yeah so that's they're available right and then that that leaves 47 47 more people they're 37 yeah you're going the other way You're going up. Yeah.

Sorry, that is spam risk, apparently. Oh, my friend, Spam Risk is trying to call. Well, answer, because he might want to come. Oh, let me see here. Mr. Risk? Hello. How you doing? Hey, Adam.

I heard you had extra tickets for the, uh, for Damis. You got extra tickets? I heard, no, I heard you got extra tickets, dumb shit. Oh, sorry, yes. Uh, I have, let's see. Well, right now. How many you got? I got, it's Scott, myself, Froderick.

They're coming? Froderick's coming. Nice. So that leaves 37 more people. How many do you need? I know probably 36 guys named Bill. 36 guys named Bill? Yeah.

Okay. Great to talk to you, spam. Hey, why did you put the phone down? Pick it back up. I thought the call was over. I got a camera on you right now. Shit. There's a camera there.

There's a camera there. There's a cover there? Yeah. Hidden camera show. Mr. Risk, you are always getting me. You're always getting the best of me. Call me spam. I love you.

You have the best prank show on the internet. I really do. Hey, will you come over later? What for? I'm having a birthday party. You're having a birthday party? It's your birthday? No.

Oh, is that one of your pranks? It's Bill number 13s. Oh, okay, Bill 13. All right. Yeah, Bill 13 is having a birthday. Would you come over? Sure, I'll come. I want you to meet all the bills before we go to the Emmys.

That'd be great. Are they all over at your place? They're all over here, yeah. Oh, I can't wait. Come on by. Okay. It's one. You getting this?

You're writing this down? One. You getting this? One. Okay. Two. You getting this? Okay.

Are you writing this down? Yeah, I'm writing it down. Wait, let me start over. One. Two? Two. You getting this? Yeah, I'm getting it.

Okay. Bill, where are you from? Where do you think I'm from? I don't know. It sounds like you might be from like. The mama's pussy. Oh, Jesus Christ. Click.

Oh, God damn it. See, he's hilarious. He's so fun. He's so fun, but I think that takes care of our problem. So I'll see you on Monday. We've spent all of the tickets. All the tickets. That's great.

Oh, shit, what about your family? Well, they, you know, they have a TV, so I'm assuming they can just watch. You bought a TV? I have a TV now, yeah. Congratulations. Thanks. It's really small. Oh.

Wait, are you just talking about your phone? My phone, yeah. This is a TV, right? Do you recommend everyone watch Severance on their phones? I think it's the best way to experience it. 100%. Because it's great.

Most, like, while you're driving. Yeah, of course. Watch it on your phone. Of course. Yeah. Because it's fun to watch TV on something that's been so close to your penis. It's great to watch something

that's been close to your penis and it's great to watch something on something that's like scratched up and might have cracks in it. Yeah, exactly. Well, good luck to you, Adam. This is an incredible achievement. This is your first nom.

My first nom. And first of many, I hope. NOM. Yes, many hamburgers to you, of course. Thank you. Many hamburgers to you. Yes. And we need to get to our next guest.

Oh, I can't wait. Yeah, that's great. Does that cover everything about the Emmys that we wanted to talk about? I believe so. Yeah, that was okay. Great. All right, well, let's get to our next guest. I mentioned that we have an animated character. Oh.

show wow that's it that's exciting yeah who's your favorite animated character oh boy mrs incredible am i right oh she's great wait what are you saying exactly you know what i'm saying no i don't know i don't know if i'm comfortable with that she is very adamant hot stuff is that what you're saying huh are you trying to say that she's hot stuff she stretches around she saves people yeah in need oh okay because it sounded man stop what does that mean what does that mean what does that mean what is that mean. What is what? And you go, oh, man. What does that mean? It means that I have a sincere admiration for her. Oh, okay. Great. Yeah. The same way, the brotherly love, much of the same way that I love. Oh, so you say that about me as well. Yeah, of course. Um, how about, I think my favorite,

my favorite animated character, Jiminy Cricket. Oh, when you wish upon a star, do you like that? He's great. He's just a little grasshopper and he has so much to say. So much wisdom. Yeah. And such a tiny, tiny body. Little guy. Little guy, but a big heart. Huge. Almost too big. Almost like it's a condition. It is too big. Yeah. He might die soon.

Yeah, I think he's going to pass. Yeah. Well, we have a great animated character here coming up first time on the show. Let's welcome him. This is Olaf's middle part. I think very much, Scott for having me. Hi. Hi.

It's great to see you. This is Adam Scott of Severance. Hi. Mr. Scott as well. Thank you. Yeah, two Mr. Scots. Scott and Scott. Yes.

That's funny, right? First off, I should say, I am Olaf's middle part. I am not a funny head. A lot of people think that I have a light, the whimsical, you know. I feel serious in the humor that Olaf has. I'm not Olaf. Yeah, when I booked you on the show, I heard Olaf from Frozen was going to be on the show. And I assumed it was that whimsical.

He's so funny. He's like, ah, help me. Hilarious. What does he say all the time? He says, get out of my way. Get out, yeah. Hey, you're in my way too much. Get away.

Try to be, 10% less in my way. And he says dynamite. Dynamite, yeah, yeah, that's super funny. Hey, hey, hey, hey. But, yeah, he has a different. I'm not a fan of Olaf personally. Really? Aren't you a part of Olaf?

You're the middle snowball? Is that what you are? I am the middle snowball, the torso. You can call me Tor. or umph Olmph Olas middle part Omp

Ola's middle part Wouldn't that be La? Because Olaf the L.A. is the middle part of Olaf? I'm the middle part of the body. Are you making a joke because I do not know.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry about that. We apologize Olaf's middle part. I apologize for Scott. And I apologize for Scott. And I had nothing to do with that joke.

I know. Yes. You wrote it. I wrote it. Before the show. Yes. You prepared to insult me before the show? We, we, I mean, we, we brainstormed some stuff we might say.

Just things to rib you with. It was, yeah. The way it came out of Scott's stupid reading, it ended up sounding like an insult. I'm sorry, how would you, how would you have said it? I would have said it exactly right, and it would have been gentle. It would have been funny. It would have been good-natured. Okay.

I understand. You're like old off. You're all of your types are always on. You're always on. I get it, you know. I mean, but I want to come on yourself, Scott, to be honest, to separate myself from Olaf and let people know that we, snowmen, we are three different parts. It looks like you've already separated yourself already. I mean, how did you get a...

Literally, yes. Yeah, how did you get away from the top part and the bottom part? Well, that happens quite frequently. If you've seen any of the frozen movies, a lot of the big laughs come from Olaf. He runs into a tree, a pole, and a... we separate in three parts, and I'm blind at that moment. Oh, you only have a visual, a sense of a sight when you are physically tethered to the top part? Yes, I can, like, my arms, like antennae, so I can sense people around and see things that way, but not like Olaf's eyes.

Right. You can understand it that way. Yeah, I think so. And those moments of separating were always great moments. a fear for me. I mean, we as the audience are always laughing at them. Yes. And you, but it's scary for you.

I never really thought about it. For the bottom part in the middle part, it is disconcerting to say the least. Yeah. It's a moment to imagine yourself being separated in the three parts. Yeah, I mean, I guess. All those parts having their own essence and becoming their own entities. I never thought of it. Yeah, I guess like if you were to sound scary.

Like cut Adam off like right beneath the titties. Mm-hmm. and then maybe at the knees. Is that the ratio usually? I think it would be, did you say beneath the tithes? Yeah. I think above the titties. Above the tities is, oh, is it just head or?

Well, my arms are kind of where your stomach is, so it's not, it's not analog here. But my arms come out of my stomach, whereas yours come out of your shoulders. That's right. The arms are quite low. It's just a perfect circle. Are this made of twigs again?

Or are they, I can't remember. remember they're pieces of wood pieces of wood yes they're both they're not just mere twigs no they're pieces of wood and are those pieces of wood another part of Olaf do they have their own like

could you be separated if you've seen the movies many times I'll have an arm ripped out of my torso and that is also done for laughs by the way is it painful though yes of course it is of course it I can only imagine ripping one of my arms off can you

I mean, I can't really, I mean Because you don't have Else's magic to repair it later That's right, yeah I rely on Elsa's magic Most snowmen rely on magic Or the love of children To stay whole

Is she, I mean, the further you get away from Elsa Is the magic fade or? No, she has a permanent cloud above me That flutter snow But if I, I can still die Oh of old age or of what you idiot of old age so you can't die of old age

no I melt that's the only way to kill you have you not I've never heard of any snowman dying of old age it's always melting it's always a brutal there's no cancer no that's the we don't have to worry about disease like a little piece of coal or whatever that is inside

one of the snowballs the worst thing I can have to a snowman is to have be pissed on by a gang gang. Oh, gang. Good Lord. Oh, my. A gang piss is the most brutal way for a snowman to die.

Just jets of piss going through your heart, imagine that. Sounds terrible. Yeah. Well, God willing, that won't happen to you. But I have Elsa to repair that if that ever happens. If a lumberjack accidentally pisses on me, I give Elsa a call. You have to give her, really, so it doesn't automatically do it. You have to physically.

No, no, no, no. I have to call her. She's busy, but, you know, she's nice. She's a nice woman. I like her. I don't like Olaf. Yeah. So, Olaf, you consider Olaf to be the head.

He is the head. He's an asshole, that too. Right. That's a joke. See? Yeah. What about the bottom? Are you?

It's fine. Yeah, it's is. That's funny. He's the head, but he's an asshole. That's a good one. Yeah. What about the bottom, the bottom part, that part? Well, this is interesting.

There's been many bottoms to our entity. I've been the only torso, and of course, Olaf. It's been the main head. There's been about 20 bottoms. 20 bottoms were there other heads? There was an early head. You say the main head. There was an early head in draft, but there was never used.

So yes, it's been Olaf, the head. Olaf had my torso and many bottoms. Bottoms, they, you don't remember many scenes, which is the bottom. Right, yeah, they come and go, I can only imagine. But the head is really the star. The moneymaker? I disagree. I think a lot of emotion is in gesticulation of arms.

Any Jewish actor would tell you that's... I guess, yeah, Adam, should we be watching Severance to see your arm acting? Or are you a hands-in-pockets guy, mainly when you're acting? I try and find as many opportunities possible to just stick those suckers right in the pockets. You don't have to worry about it. You don't have to worry about it. That's the thing. Anytime a camera's on me, I'm so self-conscious, just got to stick them right.

Get them right in there. If I don't have pockets, I go right into the metal. Signfield suggested drinking coffee, always sipping from a coffee. Is that why they set that at the coffee shop? Yes. Oh, man. Cheaters. Again, Phil's time.

Yeah, that's true. I tried it on a few takes and spilled coffee on myself and melted myself in half. Ouch. It's not good. I would imagine that the success of Frozen has changed your life. Are you recognized on the street? and never not unless I'm with Orlop

Yeah he's This is annoying Yeah I uh This is embarrassing But I'll tell the story I was in love I had a crush

On a A sample slushy At a hot dog cart And I wasn't even sure if it was real But I saw it every day It was a sample That they never gave away

I think it might have been made I made a plastic. Oh, God. It smelled like old cheese. But you loved her. I loved her. I saw her. And I never could work up the competence to say anything.

And one day I did. I went up to the cart. And when the order of the cart wasn't looking, I talked to the smoothie sample. And I said, hello, you look lovely today. And they glistened in the soft. You didn't say anything. And then I say, you recognize me. Nothing.

Nothing. But to be fair, did the sample Slushy ever say anything? No, ignored me the entire time. This goes to me every time I came back as well. So it might not have been actually alive, per se. That is true. But there's a lot of ice that doesn't have magical powers that can't talk or walk around. So I give them a break.

Yeah. That's got to be tough. to, I mean, you're the only one of your kind in a way, the only one of your race. That's not true. Oh, really? There are other, I mean, there's many magical snowmen. Frosty. Oh, yeah, Frosty, all his kids.

There's the snowman. Yes. Oh, yeah, the snowman, yeah, Mr. Police, I gave you all the clues. Well, what? The movie, the snowman, right? Oh, no, the book by Raymond Briggs, the snowman. Oh, I don't read books. Or are you talking about the Michael.

Fastbender movie? Yeah, of course. Of course. Sorry. It's crazy that I... A lot of snowmen go to that movie are very disappointed. Speak it to someone with a big hog who, if he pissed on you. You wouldn't need a gang in that situation.

Go ahead. Speak of it. Is he one of Snowmen's biggest fears when Michael Fastpender... I mean, when that movie was announced, I'm sure all snowmen were so scared. Someone was such a huge hog. Yes, we did not like penises of any kind, especially. a horse penis. Oh, yeah, that's got to be scary.

So, so. Why did you look at Mr. Scott when you said that? Wait, I'm, maybe it's just, I guess just. But you didn't look, it seemed weird. Yeah, I mean, you mentioned, you mentioned horse penis is I automatically look over at him just, and I know he's looking at me in that moment. I'm sick of it.

So, so there's plenty of opportunity for you to date. There's all a Frosty kids, Frosty's kids. I do not need. magical. That's my punt. I can date an icicle if it has a nice form. Right. Okay. Yeah. You don't, I mean, even if they don't talk and they're not alive. Yes. I think humans are the same way. Hmm. Yeah. I mean, like, you know. Trophy wives. It's the same thing.

You don't mean actual trophies because Adam's about to win one. I wanted the fuck a trophy. I understand. I empathize. If I had a icicle, the shape of a masker, I would be into that. That would be cool, an icicle in the shape of an Oscar. That would be really cool, wouldn't it? I wonder if they've thought of that yet at an after party. I don't think so, probably. We should copyright it.

So what's going on? Why are you in L.A.? Do you mind us asking? Well, I'm always auditioning, but... Without Olaf? Yes. I do not need Olaf. But does Olaf need you?

Does Olaf get parts without you guys? Well, I'm thinking Olaf probably doesn't even need to audition anymore. Yeah, Olaf's Oloffer only. That was a good one. I do like puns. I have to give it up for that one. Very good. Snowmen love puns like that.

So you're just auditioning out there. What kind of roles are you auditioning for? Well, I did get in the new season of the Mandalorian, there is a scene I'm in where Groguzzi, uses the force to throw a chunk of ice, which is me. Oh, wow. At Darth Vader.

At Darth Vader. Goku goes up against Darth Vader in the new city. This is, first of all, this is the biggest news spoiler. This is a huge fucking spoiler. I probably shouldn't be speaking all these plot points, but yes. That is, I mean, that's a matchup right there. Who would come out on, who would come out on top? I don't know.

Grogu is very powerful. Gogu is so powerful, but Darth Vader, he's. no slouch. It's a, it's, it's, it's, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's, it's, it's a, that makes it lighthearted and it's a snowball fight of sorts, but it's Darth Vader. So does Darth Vader get like a snowball to the face and goes, ah, yes, it's very, think about a snowball hitting that black helmet. I would think you would not want to be in a snowball fight with Darth Vader.

That sounds really scary. Yeah. Huh. it was so wait did you imagine being the snowball did you book it i did i was the chunk of ice you were the chunk of ice wow congratulations that's incredible and the chunk of ice had a wooden arms in it so uh like waving as i slammed into his head so Darth Vader gets ohloff's middle part right to the face with arms waving as it hits him in the head these are huge mandolorean spoilers right now.

I'm sorry, you might need to edit out some of this stuff. I speak really. Devin, is our editing machine still broken? Oh, shit.

Well, I don't know that we can, but did you sign an NDA or? What? I guess not. Wow. There must have been a fun day on set, though,

getting to work with Darth Vader and Grogu? Yeah. Don't call him baby Yoda. Oh, boy. Oh, man. Oh, boy. What happens?

he starts cursing like a sailor really like a sailor with a dirty mouth no like a polite sailor okay he still is a nice boy he says darn oh okay and nautical terms wow darn starboard

aft well this I mean congrats that's really good I'm glad that you're branching out I mean no pun intended with your arms branching I did not get that one yeah to point that one out yeah sorry that's all right yes but the Hollywood types said listen to this if you have a a snow scene a Christmas special any place there might be ice or snow I knew the the new House of Dragons I bet there would be

I bet winter is coming yeah there's yeah there's a lot of winter in that type of show yeah I wish I known you before because season one of severance it took place in the wintertime there was a lot of snow and ice around but wait season two is that in the summer well no spoilers uh so i'm not sure if we would need you or or not but i'm i'm happy to know it does it i could see like a place on the hottest day of the year no spoilers but uh it's kind of an interesting thing you just said there scott so the name your show is severance severence yeah all right it's a new show. That's also the name of my autobiography about separating from Olaf's head. Oh, well, okay. Well, there's, I mean, there's probably not a lot of crossover audience there. I don't understand. Um, you know, I mean, the people, people who can afford Apple TV plus, you know, the richest of the rich, the one percent of the one percent. And then our show has a huge audience of three to five year olds. Really? Yeah. Love it. What do they love about it?

The concepts? I think just kind of how stark and serious it can be. Okay. I've had people from Apple contact. My people are saying they have trademarked the word severance. And I don't think that is fair or possible. You can't trademark a word. Yeah.

Not sure. I feel like maybe it could be confusing if you use that title for, your book is just a word though it's like saying owning the word apple right but is well i mean the beetles sued apple but is your book it's it just says severance and then there's not a picture of adam on the cover is there no this adam no yeah okay is there another atom that's on the there's an atom what do you mean by that there's a picture of an atom just picture of an atom yes that it's why is anyone going to buy this book i don't understand it's called severance and it has a picture of an atom and then the subtitle is how i separated from olaf's head i don't know that this is

too confusing it sells itself but when you're saying it back to me okay i don't know well look olaf's middle part can you i can't look but okay oh okay sorry yeah can you you can feel though with your antenna yes can you stick around we have to take a break right now but we have several other guests. I would love to get your insight into them. Is that okay? Please, that'll be fun. Okay. And Adam, you can stick around, obviously. Of course. You have nothing better to do.

No, I don't. Okay, great. Well, we're going to come right back. We have a TikTok star, and we have a medium. This is a packed show. Special Emmy special here. Countdown to the Emmys. Pre-check-in to the Emmys. We'll be right back with more comedy bang-bang after this. Comedy Bang Bang! We're back. We're back. Adam Scott of the Veronica Marr show is here,

where he played a creepy teacher based on his real life. And that was interesting, where they, like, basically ripped from the headlines, right? Yeah, they just asked me about the average day of mine. Being a creepy teacher. Yeah. And so you, and then they just wrote up everything you said. wrote it up and then used real footage as well and what did you say when you got down

you said didn't you say like gotcha mister or something what was it yeah I guess maybe it was that get out of the way get out of the way like Olaf's catcher oh yeah get out of my way we also have Olaf's middle part here and I saw you taking calls during the break

is that your agent or yes there are some possibilities There's a Coke commercial. Whoa. He wants to know if I'll have coke poured on top of me in a giant glass. In a giant glass? So that's not really on. Or from a giant glass.

I'm in the giant glass. Oh, you're, oh. And the coke is poured into the glass. How do you feel about that? I don't know. I want to think about this. It's different than what I usually do. Yeah, get also on speed dial in case.

Yeah, the Coke will probably melt me significantly in many takes. Yeah, okay. Well, but it might be a good opportunity. Yeah, that's Hollywood, right, my showbiz. You owe me a Coke. He's making him nervous. Don't mention Coke around him. Come on.

Come on. It's a direct threat of the other snow, am I right? The other snow? What? Coke, the other snow. Oh, oh. Yeah, and John Snow. The other snow.

Cocaine? Come on. Not get hip. Got it, got it, got it, got it. So you do Coke? All snow does coke. All snow does coke. Just to stay awake.

Well, look, we have to get to, speak you're staying awake. We have to get to our next guest because they've been very nice to stay awake during our entire first segment. They're a TikTok star. This is incredible. Please welcome Harvey the truth seeker. Bro, bro. So good you had me on and just good timing, man. You know what I mean?

Hey, yeah, bro. You're calling me, bro? I'm calling you all, bro. You know, we've got to really be thinking about, like, I need to let you in and what's happening in the world today. Yeah, sure. So that you're clued in before we get to this fifth dimension and who knows what happens.

You know what I'm saying? Oh, gee. This is Adam, by the way. I am. Then we also have Olaf's middle part. Yes. Yeah. Great.

Yeah. What did you say fifth dimension? Yeah, like Scott, think about it, right? What is your name? Scott Ockerman, right? Mandalorian is what you were talking. talking about who drove a DeLorean. Michael J. Fox when he went back to the future,

but into the future, but back in time. Right. And then Fox News. Fox Mulder. Back to the X files, right? Right. What's that about? Files, files not found.

Files not found on your computer because the CIA is hiding them in that M.K. Ultra jam. Wow. That's fucking. So I'm trying to help you out. You know what I'm saying. Harvey, the truth seeker. Truth seeker.

So you have a TikTok? You're a TikTok star? I don't have a TikTok. I have many in case they try and shadow ban me and I pop right back up. Oh, okay. But, yeah, I have a lot of followers. It's 1.4 million. Whoa. A couple weeks ago, it's gotten down, but it's going to go back up because that's what time is. A construct. Yeah. Okay. Interesting. So what do you do on your TikTok?

You essentially, you're... I'm letting people know about... Is this what you do? Yeah. It's like things that are happening in life that you're not realizing have a deeper meaning. you know what I mean? Oh, okay. And this is like numerology or what? It's beyond that, man.

It is everything. There's hidden meanings in everything. You guys are talking about snow and snowman, but you're all forgetting about the Canadian rapper. Oh, snow who's saying that. Word him up. Yeah. I'm a lyrical dancer.

Word him up. Excuse me, Mr. Officer. Because he doesn't believe in cops. Yeah, that wasn't snow. But unfortunately, that was here come the hot step by a different artist. But snow is also Canadian rapper. He is a Canadian rapper, yeah. That's a sign, right?

It's the same thing, right? It's the same thing. Canada, America, is there a difference? That was Eni Camus is who did, here come the hot stepper. That's right. Yeah. And I can confidently tell you that without looking it up. Yeah, I did not see you look down, so I appreciate that.

Thank you. I only looked up. Yeah, yeah. And Olaf's middle part also told us, snow has two meetings. If that's many meetings, it does. Wait, I know the two, the two, that. that we mentioned, there's the... Cocaine.

That's not the primary meaning. No, that was the first... It was? Yes. Before they ever even described the... And then they saw snow or like, that looks like... Snow. ...cocaine, which is called snow.

Oh, okay. Wow, you learned something new. Yeah. He got nicknamed cocaine later. Huh. Oh, it got... So it already was cocaine. Then they called it snow.

Then they nicknamed it cocaine? Look, I have a brain name made of advice. Oh, okay. So you have a really interesting TikTok where you talk about the connections that perhaps remain unseen in the world. Yeah, it's like we're all sitting at this table right now, but I were really looking at the table, you know what I mean? Is it pine? And if it is, should we be thinking about that tree and where it came from, what kind of soil grew in it and back to your mom, you know? It's like you make those steps and those connections, and I think people are going on them.

This table could be my arms. It's true. Yeah, one day. One day. Yeah. Or legs, if you want to just branch out. Could you put legs on yourself? Can we stop the branch out wordplay?

Could you put legs on? And could you put like Cole in for eyes and you could have eyes suddenly? Well, I do have a mouth in my back that you prove. That's how you hear me. You haven't noticed that. Oh, I was wondering that too. Yes. Is that easy?

It looks odd. Is it surgically put in there by my agent? Is that good for dating to have a mouth in the back? No. But you can back into a blowjob. Jeez. I've never had that experience. I've only walked into one, so I'm looking forward to backing into one, you know?

I've only gone forward. Yeah. Wow. Look, I'm trying to tap into your brain, right? A little tap tap tap right now. How do we do this? What do you need from us? Well, tell me what's on your mind,

and I'm going to connect it to probably what's going on in the world that you should already know about. Oh, okay. So anything on my mind? Just the first thing I can think of. Sure. I'm thinking of a boat. A boat, right?

How do you spell boats with a bee and then oats? Mr. Quaker runs that. Who runs Mr. Quaker? Big Pharma. What are we doing? We're eating Big Pharma. Stop thinking about boats because you're too drugged up. Tap, tap into that, man.

Interesting. I mean, I guess I didn't make the leap from Quaker Oats to Big Pharma as easily as you did. But, yeah, I mean. Well, there's a lot of pesticides that they use in America that they don't use anywhere else. You know what I'm saying? Who makes those pesticides? Big Quakerma It's the same thing

So it doesn't matter Same they're connected Why does he wear a hat in all those photos Right Oh Filled with drugs Filled with drugs Hide that third eye

Also it would just pour right out of them Yeah Did Abraham Lincoln Was his big hat to hide drugs in Or like a big bong? Yeah Probably I think that's been confirmed

Yeah he didn't want Mary to know That he was smoking pot all the time So he hit his bong He's like oh no This is just a fashion choice That no one else will ever make. Come on, Abe.

Farrell tried. For a little bit. He had a good run at it. You know? But then he couldn't go to the theater for a while and he realized what did he want more, you know? Things you don't think about because you don't know about it. Yeah, right.

Tapping you in. Also, I wonder if Abraham Lincoln wore that big hat because it was like, hey, try to shoot me in the head. But then he has like so much empty space up there. So it's like he's trying to convince everyone that he's got a giant like cone head or something. Yeah. Like if you want to shoot me in the brain, shoot. Way up here.

Yeah. Didn't work. That's why Tyra Banks doesn't wear one. Yeah, because she has a giant forehead. Yeah. Yeah. We'd just be all head in the hat.

Right. Yeah. Interesting. Makes sense. Do you want to try it with Adam here? Yeah. Yeah. Give it to me, man.

I'm thinking of a shirt. Shirt. Okay, right? Stop looking at my shirt. Like Bert and Ernie, one of the more stripes. What are Stripes? A movie about the Army, right?

Yeah. Who was in it doesn't matter because it was an Army movie. And when you deep dive into that, you're just being Followed by the man. You're doing whatever you're told to do, man. Yeah.

Why don't you take a step backwards and do a blowjob? Okay. Try something new, you know? Yeah, it makes a lot of sense. So you're thinking of a shirt, a shirt, and then you went to Burt and Ernie. Bert Nernie, who wear shirts. And they wear a striped shirt specifically. And then there was a movie called Stripes.

Who was in it, we don't, it doesn't matter. Doesn't matter? Because it's about the Army. Because it's about the army. The Army's the bigger focus here. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, no, it's everywhere. It's everything.

Yeah. You got to tap into this, man. And it's like a hazy IPA. You don't know what's coming because you can't really see through it, but it's there. It feels like it's like it's everywhere almost. Yeah.

Like it's all connected. It feels like you could almost make a connection about anything in a way to anything. Like what if we did the beginning and then the end point and see if you can connect those? The end point? Yeah.

So like we'll pick two words and see if you can connect them. Yeah. Give it to me. Okay. So can you think of a word? Scott, can we talk privately just

for one time. Yeah, do you mind? We're gonna talk privately for a second. Yeah, yeah. I'm gonna read my tattoos. Okay. What's up? Okay, I, we need to think of two words.

Two words, yeah. Yeah. Can you think of one and then all think of one? I can't, I, I want to. Okay. So do I. That's why I don't know that I can think of one word. Okay, well, maybe we can put our heads together and think of one.

What if we thought of one word and then maybe that'll make us think of another word? That's a great idea. Okay. What if it started with flat? Flat. Okay. I'm going to count to three, and we both start with flat.

Okay. And then we'll finish it and we'll have our work. Okay, here we go. One, two, three. Flavduges. Yeah, it didn't work. I don't think that's a word. Flatulence.

Flatulins. Okay, we start with flatulence. And then the other word is fart. Okay, let's see if she can connect him. Or he, he, Harvey. Okay. We got our first word and our, second word. Flatulence and fart.

Great. You would think those are the same. Totally different, right? Right. Because what else is flatulence? Earth. The earth is flat and we're surrounded by gas, right? And if you step on the edge, you're going to fall down, just like dinosaurs. How did they really die? People say it's the weather.

It was actually lack of oxygen. They had really tiny nostrils. An oxygen has been tested in amber, and there's actually more oxygen in it. And you know where there is an oxygen? And your farts. Whoa. Oh, shit. So the dinosaurs died because there wasn't enough air.

Nostrums. And they fell off the earth. Yeah. Shit. That's pretty. I mean, it's hard to argue with any of that. Harvey did it. Harvey did it.

Harvey did it. Harvey, the truth seeker. Yeah. How did you get into this line of work? You know, I was just on TikTok showing off my pecs one day, you know? Oh. Somebody was commenting to my live, laugh, love tattoo. Can I see your pecks?

Yeah. Oh. I mean, those aren't. Rift my shirt now it's open. I mean, they're not really that impressive, if you don't mind me saying. They're kind of flabby. But that's what they are. They're flabby pecks, you know?

You were showing off your flabby pecks? Yeah, because men all have like the hard ones and women have the soft ones. And I'm like, I can have soft ones too, you know? Meatloaf had them. Yeah, that's true. Yeah, and fight club. He had them. Fight club and life.

Yeah. They look great. So in death, I guess. Yeah. Yeah. Well, he's dead, yeah. Yeah, that's why I don't eat meat loafs, because why would you eat a loaf of meat? You know what I mean?

Good point, yeah. So you were just showing off your flabby pecks. I was showing off my flabby pecks, you know, and I was getting a pretty good connection with some kids and adults. And they started asking me questions, and I realized my flabby pecks are connecting them to who is their God. What is education? You know what I'm saying? I guess not. I don't know.

Yeah. Like when you stare at my nipple really hard. Not the nipple hard, you're staring hard. You're going to start to see. Yeah, your nipple is so soft. Yeah, it's invertedly soft. Yeah, it's so weird. I mean, it looks like a stuffed bunny almost.

It's just, it looks so warm and soft. Yeah. It's the opposite of the Donny Darko bunny. It's not scary at all. It's soft. And you kind of want to put your finger in it. Yeah. Sure.

Which you maybe can later, depending on if I get to know you better. Oh, okay. I don't know. Do you think we'll get to know Harvey better? I think we're in the process of doing that right now. I think so. I think we're finding our little ground, you know. Olaf's middle part, what do you think about this? Is this any of this connecting to you?

Reverberating? I found the story of the flagellants and farting very disturbing and for the heat element that would melt. And also, I don't want to be rude, but I don't believe all these conspiracies. What? Which conspiracies do you believe? I don't want to start anything with your guests, but I find when you believe information that you get off TikTok, it can be very dangerous to do that.

I never thought of that before. It's dangerous to open your mind to the reality of what the truth is. I get it. You got to stay cold. You got to stay icy because you have a fear of melting. But maybe when you melt. Don't tell me what I am. You do not know my pain.

You do not know. You see, I did not want to start this. But the dinosaurs They're killed by the ice age We killed We killed the dinosaurs We will kill you We will kill the humans as well

Do you what I'm saying You pull it out of them And now we got a murder at the table Holy shit Tap, man We're just chilling man Why do you think there wasn't oxygen We took the oxygen from the dinosaurs

With our icy group So you killed all the day And you're gonna kill all the humans If there are more of you If I don't get more Some more auditions Then you'll get all your friends together And create a new ice

Perhaps Oh, perhaps You gotta get this guy some auditions Yeah, just auditions Not even booking the parts I'm not unreasonable Okay, thank you Just get me in the door

Okay, yeah, you want your talent By the way, Olaf's middle Is it cool enough in here for you? You need us to turn up the AC? I was going to say earlier when you guys were coming up with the two words, you put your elbow, you rested it on me,

and Scott, you put your water, you've nestled it. Sorry, you look so much like an end table. It's just hard. I mean, I can't,

we can't see the mouth in the back. Right. Should I turn around? Yeah, it throws some people off to see a mouth and a spine should be. But there's no difference

between front and back. You're just a circle, so, yeah. I have a button. I have a little button up here Okay, let's see your mouth Do you mind showing it to it? There you go

Oh, Jesus Christ Is that a mouth Or is that just a hole? It's just Just looks like an anus with teeth Yeah Yeah, it's just a hole with an arrow Next to it

Yeah I feel like I'm getting roasted right now This is my mouth Well, I'm sorry, you can't see it It's just whoever put that in We have mirrors We have reflective vice Reflect device

Why use reflective eyes when you can just use a mirror You said you have mirrors Because I don't fucking like You don't fucking mirror She wants your buck Well Harvey, the truth seeer So is there anything coming up That we need to be aware of

I think you guys should be thinking about these Emmys Oh yeah Are you thinking Have you thought about them at all The Emmys? Yeah No I haven't thought about I was waiting for this interaction with Harvey

Oh good Yeah because of the Emmy So it's about me, so it's not about you. You know what I'm saying? It's about you? It's about me. It's about me. And who am I? I can't define myself except by the name.

My mother gave me and the name I keep trying to change, but the DMV won't accept truth seeker yet. Well, maybe they will someday. So when you go there, you need to mention me is what I'm saying. When you go to the DMV? To the Emmys. Well, yeah, if you could go to the DMV for me, it's always a long line and I don't like to book an appointment. Wait, that's the reason they won't change your name just because you won't wait. in line. Yeah, because they're like, did you marry

a truth secret? I'm like, no, I am. I'm sure they'll change your name to anything. Well, I don't want to be anything. I want to be truth secret. Anything's a dumb last name. Okay, so you want one of us to go to the DMV for you, and you want me to mention you at the Emmys. Yeah, if you want, just

hold up your phone and show my TikTok. I'll go to the DMV. You'll take the Emmys? I'll do the, yeah. You want me to just do it on, whenever I see a camera, just hold up your TikTok account. Do you need Olaf's middle part to do anything for you? I don't think Olaf's got a following that

I'm concerned about. That sounded like a snop, a dig. Yeah, a little bit. And by the way, Bill Murray, Harold Riemus, John Candy. What about them?

The stars of stripes. One of them's Canadian, like the rapper Snow. It's a good point. Here comes the hot step of... And snow and candy. Yep. Comes back around. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Well, yeah, we'll see what we can do. When do you need us to go to the DMV for it? Probably before Monday, you know? Before this Monday. Because then I'd have the legal name. Yeah. Yeah. At the award show when you're showing your phone, which has my face on it,

probably a bit of my nips too. I would probably, Adam, if I were you, I would do it when the, you know, that part where like, how many nominees are there this year for what you do? There's usually like five or six. Yeah, but you don't know. I think there's five or six. Five or six Is it five or six? I'm not sure. We can count them right now. He doesn't know whether to include himself.

Who are you going to think if you don't mention the other five or six? That's exactly right. But here's what I think, you know, that part where they put all of your little pictures up? Yeah. Right now, screens are rectangle, right? Hold it up then? Yeah, yeah, when they're like, and the nominees are. Yeah.

Who are the other nominees? Bob Oden Kirk. You got him. Kirk's like Kirk. space. Yep. Space. So when they call my name, I just hold the phone up.

You hold the phone up and show the TikTok in full. See, that's a good idea. Yeah. Because the Emmys. Okay. All right, it's settled. That's what I'll do. You got to fill up time on the Emmys, too.

It's the same thing. All TV, you've got to just fill time. Oh, my God. Well, this is good. Okay. So we can get the message out for you. If you guys can just help get the message out, you know what I mean? Because otherwise, when we get to that fifth dimension, no one's going to join me.

What happens in the fifth dimension? Well, that's, where we leave our bodies and we re-enter them to the exact same world we're in, but it's different. Oh, right now we're in the third dimension. We're jumping through the fourth to the fifth. It'll be exactly the same but different. Oh, okay.

Yeah, why do we leave our bodies, but then just immediately go back into them? Because we need to get the knowledge from the universe, you know? The CIA I've known the whole time, and now I'm letting you know, because the CIA, I see, I am understanding it. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, think about that one and write it out.

week actually yeah yeah you can I mean even you have to yeah I mean because I see it and I am but that's more of C I am yeah like will I am will I am then maybe you got something if you were like will I am and then C I am right you know but yeah bring back furby yeah yeah yeah all right well we need to take a break but this is fascinating stuff um can you stick around because I would love your insight into our next guest we have a medium coming up and that's I mean Very similar to what's going on here with, or maybe not. I don't know. We'll find out.

Yeah. Yeah. And you can stick around all off, middle part, middle part. As long as you keep in even temperature, yes. Yeah, okay. Yeah. Do you want us to turn it down at all or up or? Throw some mice on me.

It will become part of me. Okay. Here you go. Oh. Absort. The only absorb. It hurts. It hurts, but the pain is over quickly.

Oh, thank you. Geez, I didn't expect that. Wow. Fuck. All right. Well, look, we need to take a break. We're going to be right back with a medium. We'll be right back with more comedy bang, bang, bang after this.

Comedy bang, bang, bang, we're back. Adam Scott is here of the Emmy show coming up. What network? I believe it's on NBC. NBC, your old stomping grounds. The host. Yeah. Yeah, you used to stomp around NBC.

I used to show my wares at the old BC. The old boo, C-O-B. Well, we also have Olaf's middle part here. And did you audition for anything in the Emmys? I was just thinking that. How can I get an audition for the Emmys? That's a good question. Usually most of those parts are cast by whoever's nominated for awards.

I mean, you've written on the Emmys before. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, so you would be able to answer OLAF's middle's question better than I would. Although you're going to be there this year, you could probably talk to the producers and say it. Who says the names of the immemorial? He says those names. Yeah, who says that, you know in the memoriam where the sad song is playing and then someone says their names really loudly? Yeah, it happens every year.

That's the way I remember it. I feel like you'd be perfect for that, Ola's Middle. They've never done that before. Someone should read the names. You have the perfect voice for it. Thank you. Yeah. We also have Harvey, the truth seeker.

Truth seeker. Truth seeker here. And we have a medium coming up. Are you excited about this? I'm super excited because I feel like we're going to get each other. Like you wouldn't understand or get us. You know what I mean? Oh, yeah.

Probably. Like the movie Us by Jordan Peel. Peel. Peel. Peel. And what do you get? Orange. Orange.

You glad I said. You said that. Yeah. Because it's citrusy. And citrus is. is us. Sit down. Sit down.

Sit, Russ. This is us. Yeah, this is us. The Emmys. The Emmys, fires and houses were Dad's guy. Spoilers. I haven't seen a single episode. I mean, it's in the pilot.

I don't know if it's really a spoiler. I still haven't seen a pilot. Well, you know, they fly planes and they lead you there. Don't tell me anymore. I'm going to watch it for my other show. Scott, yeah. I'm starting to think that maybe stuff that Harvey's saying is bullshit.

Like the shit out of a bolt? Yeah. why not like untrue oh but just it literally is shit that comes out of a bull's yeah I'm glad you you got what I was saying okay good well bring it up next time I will he talks okay next time he talks promise me I will okay all right all right well we need to get to our next guest um they're a medium and their name is Martha hey Martha oh my gosh hello it's so good to be here hi it's good to see you it's good to have you it's good to have you Oh, my, it's good to be had.

I love that. I'm out of my house. I've been out this the first time in a while, so I'm excited. Hello, everyone. Why is this the first time you been out of your house? Oh, just because of COVID. Oh. First time in a while.

Oh, you had COVID or? No, I tried to stay in my house because that's what you were supposed to do during COVID. Well, I mean, like recently, though, like in September of 2022. I didn't get a lot of invites, so this is. Talk about the mic, please. I didn't get a lot of. by it so the oh my god oh my god yeah yeah it's better well uh i'm glad that you're finally out of your house i mean i'm not saying that everything's over but it's just like people have gone

out of their houses earlier than september 2020 anyway martha it's great to have you on the show this is oliv's middle part hello it's become the jo rogan show all right it doesn't exist covid doesn't i'm not saying get the vaccinated to move on did you get vaccinated I told you, I get no diseases. I only couldn't melt. Oh, wow. Is there a COVID of melting? Yeah, fucking hot coal, you're thrown on you.

Hot coal. The COVID of melting. Well, Martha, it's great to have you. Now, you're a medium. What is, what exactly is the difference between a psychic and a medium? I was wondering this the other day. You know, I do have some psychic abilities as well. But medium, no, I'm more talking to dead.

Oh, okay, yes We had a medium on one of our live shows recently Oh, no, really? Oh, no, we might know each other. Yeah, there's a lot of mediums out there. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, do you go to the conventions and everything? Oh, gosh, yes.

Great. I'll tell you what. Do you all just kind of know when they're happening? Yes. Oh, no, that's psychic. But that's what I'm saying. I have a little bit of a psychic abilities. So, yeah, I know when they are

and then I tell my medium friends and then I tell all the ghosts. So they show up Wait, so these are ghosts They're not just dead people Do you know what I mean? I know exactly what you mean And it's ghosts and dead people

Oh, okay, so you can talk to either Oh, absolutely Okay, yeah So some dead people They don't become ghosts But you can still talk to them Absolutely Great

And I ain't talk about zombies Oh shit Can you talk to zombies? God, I wish I have a couple times But that's about it Okay, interesting Okay, so now

What's your process here? Are you going to show us how you talk to them? I just get like flashes of stuff. And then if that speaks to anybody, like right now I'm seeing, I'm getting a vision of a lot of yarn. Yarn. Some yarn. Any connection to yarn at them? Yeah, see, yeah, see a ball of yarn.

Oh, a ball of it. Okay. I was thinking it was just like, I yawn. No, it's unspooling. It's unspoothing. Spoozing? Spoohing? Spoofing? What is spoofing?

Yeah, it's spoofing. You know, just when it gets unspoothed. Yeah. Oh, my God. Martha, what's up? Oh, my God. What? What?

It's my cat, Jeanette. Oh. Oh, my God. It's my cat, Jeanette. Oh. I see my cat, Jeanette. She's not dead. She's just at home.

Oh. She must be calling me. Oh, my God. Telepathically. Oh, telepathicly. Oh, I was going to say. Oh, my God. Jeanette, I'm out. Okay, I'll be home.

The first time I leave it home. Of course my cat's calling me. Get off the line. I'm at CBB. Jeanette, hang up. Not celebrity big brother. Not celebrity big brother. She got excited.

Yeah, she should be. Not celebrity big brother. I promise. We'll watch when I get home. Hang up. Oh, my God. This is embarrassing. Sorry.

Yeah, I was going to say, I mean, Harvey, you don't have any connection to yarn, right? No, no connection to yarn, but Jeanette sounds like net. You know what I mean? Yeah, and sometimes those are made out of yarn. Made out of yarn, sometimes you catch water animals in them like a manatee, right? Right. But men don't drink tea unless they're in Britain, which makes me think,

your cat's got a past you don't know about. Oh, I know about my cat's past. Oh, you do? Oh, yeah. She's on her night's life. I know about them. I've had her every, every time she's been on earth. She's been my cat.

Really? Oh, okay. So your cat has died nine times in your possession? Eight times. Eight times in your possession. Yeah. Okay, so this last one is it. This last one's it.

And then what happens? And then we both go to who knows where. You both. Oh, yeah. When your cat dies, you're going to go? Absolutely. Okay. Absolutely.

Interesting. You're telling me when your pets don't die or not go with them. Stop talking about my pets dying. Well, you brought it up. You brought it up. You brought it up. I don't know who brought it up. If you pets die, you can meet them in the afterlife on the rainbow bridge.

Are they, that's the thing. Everyone talks about doggy heaven. There's a rainbow bridge. All cats go to hell. All dogs go to heaven, most cats go to hell. Okay. Does this stop workshopping titles for your humor book? You're very young.

You're very young to have eight deaths of one cat. Yeah. How old do you think I am? 32? 32. 73. Whoa. You are a sexy 73.

Wilder, wilder, wilder. Hamana, homina. Listen, no wrinkles at all. Yeah, blah, blah, blah. Do you not like wrinkles? I would imagine snow doesn't get wrinkles. Yeah, do you like. Snow gets lost in wrinkles.

I don't like it. Dang. It gets trapped in wrinkles. Disappears. Interesting. All right, are you getting any more flashes here of anything? Okay, give me a minute. Also, thanks for all those compliments.

Yeah, I need a moment. Jeez, Louise. Okay. I just, if it's coming on a show, I would be like prepared. No, I just stepped out of my house. You knew you were going to do this, right? I knew I was going to do the. The ghosts always don't come at the same time.

Okay. Do you want to just let us know whenever a ghost comes and we'll just talk about your wrinkles? I'm getting so, or lack thereof. Okay. Said I was 73 and all of a sudden I'm hot to trot. Okay. Giving you plenty of space here.

Okay. Thank you. Okay. A lot of space. I am in a room where I see a lot of space. Okay. He's John Baddham's Saturday Night Feeder. It could be that giant room.

I've seen some shoes. Oh, my God. This is it. This is the roof. Oh, my gosh. Okay, I'm seeing a lot coming from the ceiling. Oh, my God. This is John Baddam Saturday.

Oh, my gosh. And there's a beam shining on the ground. Beams shining on the, shining. Okay, phone that beam. Okay, something is lit up, lit up. Oh, Jeanette! It's Jeanette again. God damn.

Jeanette. Jeanette, what? Your cat. Yeah, my cat. Jeanette, Jeanette, you have a Saturday Night Fever Room in your house? I don't know about the Saturday Night Fever. I know I have a huge... Disco ball and a pair of shoes?

Yes, she loves a baby. With one extra shoe? Mm-hmm. It was three shoes. It was, we lost, it's her shoes. We lost one of her shoes. One time she used to be a tap dancing cat. Not a big deal, but we also have, yeah.

Is that what the Saturday Night Live room is like? It's not Saturday Night Live necessarily. The Saturday Night Fever Room is very similar. Oh, that's right. By the way, you have a tap dancing cat? Like, that's ostensibly more interesting than the medium stuff. Different life. Is it?

I mean, the medium stuff so far has been, you haven't. Because Jeanette won't get off the, I miss her so much. How long have you been away from her? Oh, gosh. It probably took me an hour to get over here. Why? Where do you live? I drive slow.

Burbank. It should not be taking you an hour to drive. I drove slow. Okay. Sounds like you're more of a Dr. Doolittle than a medium. Yeah, like you're talking to your cat. Oh, God, I wish I was a Dr. Doolittle. Oh, my God.

That's the dream. That is the dream. We all want to be a Dr. Doolittle. Absolutely. Do you have any other pets other than Jeanette? God, I wish Jeanette won't let me get any siblings. She's jealous. Mm-hmm.

Yeah. Yeah. Okay. God, I'm sorry. The ghosts aren't coming. Yeah, okay. Well, I guess we can just kill time until then. Yeah, is there, well, killing time.

Maybe I'd see it, yeah. You know what I mean. Oh, I thought I had that joke. So 73, you were born in 1950, or 1949, huh? Yep. Wow, so born in the 40s. Mm-hmm. Nothing yet?

Nothing yet. God, I wish. God, I wish. Jeanette won't shut up. Oh, Jeanette's still on the line? She's just there. Can we talk to Jeanette? I'll try.

Okay. Hey, Jeanette Jeanette Hey, Jeanette Nope Nothing Okay Let's talk about the tap dancing cat then

Okay If this is not coming Oh, here she is Oh, okay Meow Oh God I'm gonna have to translate for you Can you translate in English?

Yeah, please Absolutely Okay I've told her it's not So she's still talking about comedy Big Brother Comedy Big Brother? She's still talking about.

Now they're getting even closer to my title. That's the future. She has a pitch. Comedy Big Brother will all be trapped here. She has a pitch. I told her not to. But she has a pitch. Comedy Big Brother where it's just a bunch of comedians in a house.

I mean, Andy Dick, Chris Catan. But it's everybody's. It's everybody's big brother. He quit three days in. We don't want Catan on the show. Oh, man. I wish. He's just going to quit again.

Did that really happen? Yeah. Oh, dang That sounds crazy That's really happened Don't say it That was very much really happened Well uh oh

Well uh oh what Oh no It's just a delivery I thought it was a spirit But it was just a UPS man You're getting a delivery at your own Yeah You and Adam man

He's checking his watch You're talking to Jeanette Yeah Well today Come on we're in the middle of a show here My God Did anybody die Maybe I'll start there

and see if they did anybody Olivia Newton-chan I just learned about this Oh no I don't that Let's get to metaphysical That was a good one right That was really good

That was a good Very good You mind if I use that for my book Better than his book It's just severance with a picture Severance with a picture of an Adam Oh that's nice Thank you

That sounds good You're writing a book Even this is more This is more interesting Oh no Then you're talking to your cat Yeah, no, I got a book. I got a book about all the dead people I talk to.

It's not interesting. Who have you talked to? Oh, my gosh. And why are you writing it if it's not interesting? Just because I got a, you know, four book deal. Yeah. Oh, yeah, six-figure advance. That'll make you write anything.

That'll do it. Yeah. Okay, so who have you talked to in the past? Oh, gosh. Betty White. Oh, that must be recent. She just died. Uh-huh.

I guess. Does she know? she's dead? Oh, yeah, she knows. Did she know, did she suffer? No. She did, okay, we don't want to, we don't want Betty White to suffer. Yeah, no.

Can't talk about your dog's dying, but asking if Betty White suffered and if she knows about it. You know, name important people that died. Jack Pete. Clugman. Yes, yes, yes, all of them, yes. Jack Klugman, yeah, Jack Klugman. You talk to Jack Klugman? Yes.

What's going on with Jack Klugman? Oh. Does he have unfinished business here on this earth? Oh, my gosh. Absolutely. You sounded excited about that one. Well, just there's always unfinished business on Earth. You know what I'm saying?

Because you're unearthing something. You're always digging in the soil. That's a good point. You keep going deeper. You just get deeper. I don't know if I believe in all that. Yes. Land, you really thought that you guys were going to connect.

Sometimes there's snow on top of the earth and you can't get into the earth. Yeah. Did Jack Klugman talk about the punk rock Quincy episode at all? Yeah, non-stop. That's his unfinished business, sounds like. Absolutely, that's part of it. You know, who I also talked to, my neighbor, Nancy. Oh, did she die?

She's dead. Yes, she died. Oh, of what? Old age. How old? 42. You can't die of old age at 42. Really?

No. Oh, she was a pug. Oh. Oh, a dog. So you all only talk to animals. Not only. And Jack Klugman? I'm a lot of people, a lot of famous people, but I don't find them as interesting.

As the pets. Yeah, Jimmy Hendrix. He won't stop coming back. Talk about a guy who can back up more frontways into a blowjob. You'd be talking to that guy. Jimmy Hendrix. He wasn't even very talkative when he was alive. Is he still, is he on the heavenly band or did?

He's retired. He retired from the heavenly band? Yes. He's the one they always talk about. Yeah. Being the lead guitarist for the heavenly band. Yes, John Bonham. John Bonham, Jimmy Hendrix.

Who else? Yeah. Adolf Hitler. I do not talk to him. Okay, you just want to make that clear. Yeah, I do not talk to him. Does he try? Absolutely.

Yeah. Yeah, that guy's trying everybody. Wow. Nobody wants to talk to him. What about that cat that looks like Hitler with the mustache? Yeah. With a Hitler. A Hitler mustache.

Hitler mustache. Yeah, to be more specific. Is that cat? Oh, no, the chaplain mustache, little cat that died, I talked to him. Not that, not that other dog. Oh. You talked to the cat with a chaplain mustache? Yes.

Why? Because it wants to talk. Okay. Well, tell us something interesting about it. Don't just list people that you've talked to. But it's not interesting. Oh, my God, Martha. All they're talking about is what they would have done if they were still alive, all the things

they wanted to say what we want to hear about. That's not fun. That's not fun. What are you going to have in your book if it's not like the stuff that they talk about? Little jokes and like little stuff that me and Jeanette do. Let's get metaphysical. Let's get metaphysical if I might have that one. So he told you what is now going to be the title of your book and that's a joke.

That's the only one you're using. You haven't thought about any other jokes and that's the first thing you mentioned. when you said what your book is about. Well, you first said, because you got it on my notes when I said, all dogs go to heaven, all cats go to hell. And you said, quit trying to work your comedy. I didn't even think that was until I started right. And then I was like, oh, maybe that does go in the book.

So this is just, whoa, what's that? Just stretching my arm out. Jesus Christ. I thought you had the Holy Ghost for a second. You're so jumpy. You know, if you have to stretch your arm, it's a sign, you know? You have to arm yourself. I mean, something is blocking you.

I don't think we should be arming ourselves. I didn't say with artillery. Oh, what? Instead of artillery, maybe Hillary has the answer, pizza. Maybe you're just hungry. Whoa. Pizza gate. It's a bit of a jump, but that's what they ate, you know?

A lot in emails. I think Harvey's a pizza gate. I think conspiracist. I think Harvey is like an ultra. Her emails had pizza and I'm a lot. You know what I'm saying? Did they mention pizza, those emails? Is that what everyone's upset about?

That isn't? I don't. I don't think so, but I don't think it matters. I think just kind of link everything to pizza. Two, Bill. Yeah. Three, pizza. Get the pizza.

Maybe she like pizza. Maybe she just likes pepperoni. Maybe there's something deeper, you know? Yeah. Hey, anything coming up, Martha? God, I'm telling you. What did you think you were going to do on this show? I'm telling you, Scott, it's my first time out in a while, and Jeanette won't hang up the phone.

You should have left months ago. I should have left months ago Where am I going? I don't care But you should have left six months ago And made several trips So this didn't happen On your huge talk show appearance

Oh God, I know I'm sorry I'm sorry Well, maybe when my book comes out With all my jokes And just stories about my day Me and Jeanette's day Are you saying I should write a book

About all the dead people I do talk to? Yes, that's more interesting You should at least tell us some details about them because otherwise disappearance. So this is, so this happened. I want, I had a premonition in 2000, 2000, okay, that I was like, you know what? Because I also have psych abilities. Trump's going to become president. Guess what?

People laughing at me. People were laughing at me. Well, I said, oh, you know what? Those Twin Towers, they're not going to be here. Not for too long. Guess what? People laughed at me. You should have alerted the authorities.

Because dead people told you these things? No, because I just have a gift. Did you write this stuff down in 2000 or recorded anyway? I would tell my friends at parties and stuff, but they would just laugh at me. That's a downer at a party. The Twin Towers are going to be here. I said they weren't going to be here anymore. I wouldn't do it at a party.

I would do it like in a more serious conversation. I would alert the authorities. Maybe walking to the call. cars after the party. Yeah. No, well, that's still at the end of a good night. I would like, I would. Maybe when you're getting your coats.

Yeah, I would maybe take someone to coffee for that information. After the party. You want me. Okay, so I have a premonition that Trump's going to be president. I say, hey, will you go to coffee with me? Yes. I sit you down and I say, you know what? Trump's going to be president one day.

This sounds good to me. And it sounds good to me. Well, let's role play the party. Okay. Okay, so Adam and I are out of party. So anyway, the stocks are doing quite well. Everybody shut up. Trump's going to become president, and things are going to go haywire.

Who is this? Did you invite her? You know, Ivanka, Trump? Hey, close the door. Not a vanka. Not a vanka. Sorry. Hey, our snowman is melting.

Sorry. Sorry. And guess what? You're going to be on Darth Vader. face one day. That's absurd. Okay, see? Now, how's this going?

Bad, right? See, we were having a good, yeah, we were having a good, that's what I'm saying. It's going bad. You should, you know, that's what I'm saying. But that's what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying. No, I'm saying it. That's why these things are going bad.

That's why I don't find them interesting. And you don't want to put them in your book because of that. Well, now they've already happened. What's your prediction for the future? You know what I mean? Like, I could get the word. out. We know what you mean.

The future. You know what I mean? Like the future. Yeah, you know what I mean. Speaking true, we know. I don't follow. Give me a moment. You mean the rapper?

Future. Yeah, could be. Contemporary of snow. But I could help you get it out there. You know what I mean? I got a following. Yeah. What's coming up?

You guys can team up. Yeah. Because a team. I don't know if I believe in all that. You, I mean, you believe in, I mean, you've experienced. Yeah. So much weird shit. Absolutely.

Knowing Trump's going to be present. Your weird is my every day. That's a good time. Your weird is my Wednesday. That's an even better title of your book. Oh man, I have so many books. Your weird is my Wednesday.

Okay. This is not bad. Although people might think it's an Adam's family. Adam's family, which is what I thought. Adam. Holy shit. At home. Adam.

Your book. Holy shit. Oh, my God. Oh, it all came together. Yeah. This is all connected in a big way. Oh, shit. This whole time.

Huh. Well, I'll tell you a prediction I got. Yeah. What do you got? Someone's getting a trophy soon. Participation? Oh, my goodness. Like kids?

For showing up. They should give everyone a participation trophy. They should. Shouldn't they? Yeah. Like, yeah, I realize you can't get the big one, the big heavy one. But there's one underneath every seat. Yeah, exactly.

It should be an Emmy under every seat. A little tinier one. and extremely small. Extremely small. That'll help you when you have to put it in your butt. Yeah, yeah. Exactly. So much easier.

So much easier. Are we where, I see, okay, I was getting a vision. I wasn't sure what it was, but I saw a trophy up somebody's butt. Was it an Oscar? Oh, let me see. Or was it an Emmy? Oh, God. And he has the big, like, wings.

I mean, would be far more terrible. That would be so terrible. That's why we set the Oscar. Yeah. It's nice. Thank you. Thank you for that. Here's the thing.

I see an Emmy, I guess. Oh, so you're just doing it for fun? And an MTV award. A moon man? No, the popcorn. Oh, the popcorn. These are just what I see. This is just what I see.

These are just visions. It's either going to be you or ridiculousness. Wow. Well, look, Martha. Yeah. You're not Superman or Batman's mother, are you? God, I wish. Okay, all right.

I just wanted to know. Look, we're running out of time. Okay. I'm so sorry. You don't have any more people we can talk to. Don't be sorry. They come to me when they come to me, Jeanette's on the line. All right, all right.

Well, we only have one final feature on the show. That is, of course, a little something called plugs. I need some plugs. Scott, give me those plugs. I did some love. Yes, here's a plug. Hey, that was post-plugs theme by Loston found. Thank you, Loston, for that wonderful plug-seem.

And what are we plugging? Adam, obviously, you want everyone to watch the Emmys. Yeah, please watch the Emmys. Do you want these to be? as highly talked about as when slap happy Smith was at the Oscars. You know who I'm talking about.

Yeah, I feel like this year at the Emmys there's going to be way more slapping. Yeah, going on. It's going to be a big slap fest. Yeah, that'd be awesome. Oh, yeah.

Do you think there will be one joke about it? I think there might be one at least. Olaf's middle part, what do you want to plug here? well not frozen or frozen too that's for sure really you don't see money out of that or fuck that oh jesus it's about the art or you do see money i do get a lot of residuals that's all i get really but uh well why should you get any more than residuals what what you said that like i get a lot

of residuals that's all i get what else do you want i mean that's how i'm making money these days yeah well it's probably a good living i would imagine yeah it is why are you on my back here at the end of the show. Oh, I thought you meant that's all you get from Frozen. Like, you expected more from Frozen. No, that's all I get. Okay. I'm looking for work, you know.

Yeah. Whatever. Okay. Nothing to plug? No, I feel like we ended on a down note with me. I don't happen. Sorry. Sorry.

I apologize. That's all I'm plugging. All right. Great. Harvey, what do you want to plug? Hey, I mean, follow me on TikTok. You know what I'm saying? Definitely.

Then click those links. Yeah. What do you mean? Well, if you click on my name, name, you know, I have like an Amazon shop and stuff I'd say to buy, and it's mostly journals where I just say connect words together and make stuff happen. Yeah, cool. Yeah.

Journal. No. Normal. Yeah. Journal, normal. Normal. Nothing's normal anymore. Do you know what I'm saying?

What was Nirmal from? Nure. That's Dundercats. Sounds like it's something that they would say. I feel like normal is a dog from some cartoon, right? Yeah. She said Dundercuts. Yeah.

I did say. I said Shnard from. Thundercats. Well, that's a different, that's not Normal. It's not, well. I'm going to look up NERAL. It's a different character.

Yeah, I'm going to look up NERAL. I would also promote a Smith that's not Will related. Garfield. Lazzania. Don't like that. Nermal, here we go. Nermal, here we go.

Nirmal's gender. Some fans have mistaken Nermal for a female kitten because of his eyelashes, his seemingly feminine personality and feminine sounding tone of his voice on Garfield and friends. Like, normal is a, Normal is a black and white cat

that looks exactly like Garfield with giant eyelashes. God, I don't remember. Garfield and France. You can see them at Larval. The only friend I knew of was Odie. Well, Odie's not a friend. And John. Well, Odie's a nemesis of sorts, but Odie had nothing against Garfield. It was just Garfield hated Odie.

Odie is sort of an unflappable, optimistic character. Yeah, dumb, yeah. Sort of like the characters you play. Yeah, dumb idiots. Now, what were you going to applaud? The dumb idiot. Monica Smith, no relation to Will. You know, look her up on all the socials, Miss Monica Smith.

Oh, okay. No relation to slap Happy Smith? No relation to slap Happy Smith, but I bet she probably would slap someone. Really? You never know. You know what I mean? Let's find out. I think it's really.

Sure. Yeah, definitely. Yeah. And Martha. Oh, God. What's up? No. Why are you even here if like even just like,

You invited me, and I thought I could talk to spirits, but I couldn't. Not today. Next time I'll bring in Jeanette. I got nothing to plug. I got a few books coming out. I haven't written them, but we have the titles of some of them. And you got a nice big advance for your four book deal. Yes, I got a big old advance. How, is the advance cover all four of them, or are they different prices for each one? Six figures for each one. Six figures for each book. So does that add up to be still six figures? Because even if it was like 100,000 per book, it would still be six figures. Yeah, no, I get that. Yeah.

No, it's still six figures. No, God, I wish. It's $99,99,99. God, I wish. It's still six figures. Still six figures. Yeah. So that's what I have to plug, but I haven't written them.

I just know some of the titles. If you have any of the titles. Well, if you give me five of those figures, I'll just write the books for you. About what? Anything. Give me $99,000. I'll write a book for you right now. Sold. Okay. Wow. I'll have it for you next week. Okay. It'll be all about dumb celebrities you've talked to. No. And how much Betty White suffered? No. No. All right. I want to plug. First of all, thank you to everyone who came out to see us on the Comedy Bang Bang Tour. We had a great time. and Adam, you were there in Boston.

That was fun. Super fun. If you want to hear all of those episodes, you can go to CBBWorld.com. All 23 of those shows are up. Oh, 23. You did 23 days. We did 23 days.

And they're all up. And, you know, even if you just subscribe for one month, you can blow through all 23 and then kick us to the curb. I don't care. It would hurt my feelings. Really bad. Blow your wad on. All 23 apps.

Yep. Blow your wad on 23 and me. Back up into that. All right, let's close up the old plug bag. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Yes, exactly.

Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. I'm talking open up the blood bag. Open up the blood bank Oh, get up to blood back. Oh, no! And open up the blood bag.

Open up to blah. Beautiful. Oh, okay. That was Hey, Nah, by McLeckner. McLeckner. Thank you to McLeckner. And, guys, thank you so much. Adam, good luck to you, you know,

in your quest for affirmation. Yeah, thank you. Thanks. Do you think, uh, I'll get affirmations? Yeah, well, do you think you were the best actor? Uh, listen, it's not a contest, Scott.

Um, it's frankly absurd to, could you, but, but if say you and Bob Odenkirk and the other four or three. Yes. It's six total. I figured it out. Oh, good. Yes. Say all six of you had to do.

Romeo's monologue from Romeo, Juliet? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you know, banish it, banish it. It's a little show I've taken part in, and coincidentally, I played the role of Romeo. You played the Star Cross lover himself? I sure did. I sure did. In summer of 2001. Really? Okay, how'd you do?

It was really bad. Yeah, I did a bad job. Yeah, I thought you would. Yeah. So you would lose. Yes. I think Bob would do it best. 100% better.

Yes. Qumish and Bob doing Robio. Yes, I can and it would be better than me. Olaf's middle part. Yes. Thank you so much for being here. Good luck to you. Maybe we'll see you at the Emmys next year for the Mandalorian.

Oh, that's a great. That would be amazing. It would be amazing. My tongue is starting to melt. Oh, sorry. That's all right. I don't do interviews as long usually. Call up Elsa.

Although if you call her and you can't talk, what happens? She knows when I'm gurgling that it's usually I need help. It's got to get you into a cooler. Yeah, exactly. Harvey, the truth seeker. Yeah. Continued success for you. I mean, so many TikTok.

I mean, you'll see me in the Emmys, right? Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. We'll see it during the phone. Yeah, yeah. So you see me there. And then like the future is now. So maybe you'll see me in a moment.

The present is now. Well, yeah, but now is the future. As I said it. It became the past. Yeah, exactly. Wow. And Martha, this is a real dud. Oh, God, Scott.

It's my first time out. Jesus Christ. Next time you're on the show. Yes. Like, stop off of the drugstore or something beforehand. You know, so it's not your first time out of the house. Oh, God. Since this appearance.

A drugstore. I don't know. What do you mean a drugstore? A pharmacy, a 7-Eleven. I thought there would be like spirits at the drugstore so she could. No, just do some errands. before you come. So Jeanette gets a little accustomed to you being gone, okay?

I'll do my best. I'm going straight home. Why? Being out to nuts. Okay. All right. All right. We'll see you next time.

Thanks. Bye. Bye.