Comedy Bang Bang: The Podcast - Bonus Bang: Cowbell Saul (Bob Odenkirk, James Austin Johnson, Cart Tart)

Episode Date: October 2, 2025

Scott’s old Mr. Show buddy Bob Odenkirk returns to talk about Comic Relief 8, the finale of Better Call Saul, and his future focusing on himself. Then, celebrity chef Bobby Flay stops by to talk about his new cooking show. Plus, lawyer Italiano Jones returns to fight for Scott in a mock trial. Originally released as episode 769 on 08/07/2022. Don’t forget to check out the Comedy Bang! Bang! Action Figures at shop.figurecollections.com and go to actionfigureseller.com for international purchases. If you want more great episodes of Comedy Bang! Bang! become a subscriber at comedybangbangworld.com. We have all of the past episodes from the archives, every live show, ad-free new episodes, and original shows like CBB Presents and Scott Hasn’t Seen. Find more great Comedy Bang! Bang! merch at https://www.podswag.com/collections/comedy-bang-bang Get access to all the podcasts you love, music channels and radio shows with the SiriusXM App! Get 3 months free using this show link: https://siriusxm.com/cbb Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Hey everyone, Scott Ackerman here, and welcome to another bonus bang where we re-release great episodes of comedy bang-bang from behind the paywall. We are deep, deep into a series. Well, this is the second episode in it, but this is a series we're calling Bravo Italiano. We forgot to say the title of it last episode, but this is where we're featuring Italiano Jones. That's right. the great Carl Tart, his character, Italiano Jones. And this week we are releasing an episode called Cowbell Saul. Now, this was originally released on August 7th, 2022 is episode 769.

In this episode, we get another visit from the lawyer that will fight for you. That's right, Italiano Jones. It also features Bob Odenkirk, my old friend from Mr. Show. You know him, of course, from Nobody 2, which just came out as well as Better Call Saul. And he is our A-Block guest, and James Austin Johnson from Saturday Night Live is here as Bobby Flay. Now, if you enjoy this and you want to hear other great episodes of Comedy Bang Bang, become a subscriber at CBBWorld.com, we have all of the past episodes from the archives. Every single live show we've done, ad-free new episodes and original shows like CBB Presents and Scott hasn't seen.

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his name was Sven, and I think he sold health insurance. Welcome to Comedy Bang Bang, Bang. Thank you to Chas Fremont the third for that cashphrase admission, Chas Fremont the third, and welcome to Comedy Bang for another week. We have a great week, I tell you, after a few a few months where we had zero celebrities. No one wanted to come to my backyard.

Maybe we had a David Cross once in a while, you know, here and there. But, you know, when you invite people to a backyard, celebrities mainly don't want to go there. We're finally back in the studio. We're all of August. We are just, the stars are out. The stars are out in the night sky. Who do you got showing up? I don't want to say who we have.

We had Patton last week. I mean, it's all people I know. Holy shit. Wow. That's great. Holy shit. But we do have a big Hollywood star. Coming up a little later, we do have a celebrity chef.

We have a lawyer coming up a little bit later. And yeah, our main guest played a lawyer on television and is still playing a lawyer. He has another couple of episodes of his show. It's called ICal Sal. What is it called again? God I Get Sal. God I Get Sal. There is another episode.

Tonight, if you're listening to this today, it comes out. there's the final episode next Monday night. No, no, there's four more. Well, we're taping this in advance. Yes. Yes, as we discussed previously. I don't know how radio or podcast. I'm on tour right now.

I'm across the United States. I'm not here in the studio, unfortunately. But yes, there's two more episodes, one tonight. Wait, is everything I see on TV pre-taped? Yes. Even the news? Even sports. What?

Yeah. It's all happening five days earlier. the moon landing that was the only thing no wonder I always lose in the casino I keep talking about casinos yeah I know we were talking about casinos before

you got casinos on the mind and maybe that is a glimpse inside the twisted mind of our main guest here he's got dollar signs behind his eyelids I love that fucking I love he's so twisted so weird so strange he's got to be on drugs I know you got to be on drugs to do the things you do

not at all and it's not that weird actually you show up you show up pretty early and you yeah and it's like it's never that i'm usually the things that that's brought up around are not that weird well it's also not your current life is weird it's i remember when david and i did uh comic relief eight i remember that and we did you're naked where you not pieces raw we did the naked phrase guess right but also as well we did a brief moment where we did a fake infomercial hey Get the Comic Relief T-shirt if you donate 50 bucks. Well, can you use it for? It'll protect you against spaghetti and watermelon and pizza pie, all that shit, that joke.

Yes. And it's just a fucking fun riff. Sure. And it got laughs. It was great. And when it was done, the deer and I like her, Whoopi Goldberg goes, what was, I don't know what they're on. I remember that. It was a fake infomercial.

We did the dumbest, most. The most hornball hackneyed thing. What do you mean? Maybe the examples of the jokes were a little far out there. I remember that being a sticking point in the office for months after that. I remember you guys flying back. There's a lot of things you could say. She could have said, no, that was hacky.

Sure. That would have been fine. That's no Cisteract, too. Well, he's here. I still haven't introduced him yet, but. But Balcal sal is coming up and let's welcome him back. My old Mr. Show buddy, Bob Odenkirk, many hamburgers to you. And many hamburgers right back.

Thank you so much. I appreciate cheese. In fact. What? Yeah. You've never added cheese. I gave you cheese. Never added cheese to our traditional greeting.

This is exactly the type of weird twisted mind. I'm a generous. Yeah. Wow. Incredible. You are on drugs, Bob. Are you not? Um, Bob, welcome back to the show.

Great to have you here. Good to see you, buddy. You've been on since the early days. We've known each other for now. I, you knew me since I was a 25-year-old boy. Now you're like a 40-year-old boy. Uh, yeah, it's like, 29. 43?

Do you think I'm 43? I love that. I don't know how old you are. I appreciate it. I was thinking about when we first met each other, how I was but a boy, and I thought you were so much older than me, and I don't think you were, but. I was probably 32. You were probably 32 when we worked together.

And it's like how, like, you know, how can you ever expect, like, and you were in charge and you were a 33-year-old kid. I know, right? But you seem like, you seem like an old guy to me. Well, I had a kind of an old guy energy, don't you think? You have, plus you would, you would spank us all. Well, I was naked. Give me that. I mean.

Hey, we can agree on that. I was totally naked. and greased up. And I didn't just spank you. I agree. All right, fine. It was sexual. Yes.

Okay. So I'm not just trying to hurt people. But it is funny that we're trying to get off. In show business, we give these like boss roles to young kids just because they create a show that's really good. And then you have to be in charge of a whole bunch of people. Well, I was a Saturday Night Live writer and that helped me know a bit. about production because you kind of are put in charge

of your pieces there. Right. And so, yeah, I had some... And I'd been at the Stiller show. Right. And you knew what you didn't want to do from previous jobs. Yeah.

Right. You didn't want it to be on Saturday. Right. You didn't want it to be live. Yeah. And definitely not at night. No. Never.

No. Early mornings. Yes. Sometimes this son wouldn't be up, let's be honest, because they would come on at 6 a.m. Depending on the time zone. Right.

Right. And that was, it felt a little. a little like cheating. Right. But those are my rules, and we did it. And it came off well. You had eight simple rules, did you not, for putting on a television show

with your teenage daughter? David Cross. That's right. You guys, you, of course, that was the past. The present is... I thought talk about the past. Oh, God.

I mean, it's bad enough. I mean, you're probably doing a whole shit ton of press for a better... What is the show called? Sal. Got a gal, Sal. Got a gal, name Sam. Got a gal named Sal, and is all the press done, or do you still have more because the finale's coming on?

There's more. Okay. Always more. Always more. Until when? Until next Emmy season? So like another year? Probably?

Yeah, because it actually will be. Yeah, it'll be the last six or whatever or seven will be. Votable or whatever. Yeah. So you'll have to keep coming back. I don't know what's going to happen, but I think that we're, this is our big final run here. I mean, maybe we'll get a shot next year, but the last episodes are playing. now and I think they're some of our best work so I think we got to uh this is the time to tell

people if you like the show give us a tick the box but we were talking before you were telling and I don't want I don't want to spoil us necessarily but you were saying that this is a fake out that this is a fake last season and there's actually one more season yeah I mean it's not uh it's probably a spoiler but I guess it's a spoiler we're going to do a whole another like five more season. Right. But we're only going to, we're not going to tell anyone. Right.

Or have it broadcast in any way so that they'll continually be shocked and surprised at the news that, wait, they're doing more. Yeah, they couldn't believe it. They, wait, it's all written. I mean, some of it is shot. Well, everything. You guys wrote everything five years in advance, usually. Yeah.

Most of the show was written 15, 20 years ago, actually, before I even, I was in show business, but only marginally. I heard that episode was one, episode one was. written while the creator was, like, having sex with his wife and, like, actually... God was having sex with a creator? Yes, exactly. No, you mean, Vince. Who is God's wife?

When you think about it. It's weird that he's a lonely bachelor, isn't it? Mother nature. Okay, yeah, they get it on concert. Come on now. But you were telling me that... Isn't that kind of a harmless observation? Yeah.

Potentially, you could say God's wife is mother nature. Yeah, it's harmful. Who's going to get mad? Who's going to get mad? Who's going to get mad? The God just railing Mother Nature. It's not Zeus. It's not some God from some other religion.

It's just a generic, you know, everybody is... An embodiment and personification of the world. Of goodness and earth and nature. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You were telling me the last episode of this season, a better cow bow... The middle season. Yeah. Ends with Bob, the Bob character.

You play Bob, right? I'm Bob. I play a character. character named Bob Odenkirk, which is so lucky for me that my name also. Otherwise, he would get confusing on set where they're like, Bob, we're ready for you. Right. Yeah. And it's like.

And I would be like, who's my character, I'm Saul, whatever. Yeah. I play a character named Bob Odenkirk, who's gotten a job as Saul Goodman. Right. And he has to act like this Saul Goodman guy. And he's, yeah, he's acting and he's also constantly checking his ratings to see how his show's doing. Right. He's very, very interested in that.

And so he's constantly injecting excitement and energy and drama into this otherwise bland job, simple job. Right. A guy with a pretty boring anodyne life with two children and a wife. And the thing that was so hard about doing it, Scott, was I'd never been a lawyer. And I had to pass the bar and, you know, this is what you have to do. And Jared Leto. Lito, I believe it's pronounced. I think he'd prefer everyone change it to Leto.

He prefer we all change it to Leto? All right, this is going to be a lot of paperwork for me, but okay. Jared Leto and Bronson Pinchot. They got together on this? To and show? Called me from SAG. They both called me at the same. Hello, this Jared.

Was it, they both called you at the same time or from like a... When I got the job. You get a call from a SAG representative. And they are there to say, you know, listen, you are very lucky. You are in the club. but you have to do you know you have to we you can't just pretend

you know you have to do this thing you gotta do the research so they had me lose weight then I had to gain weight then they just dialed it in perfectly right so actually it was like a pound less than I was when I started this whole fucking number so they said lose weight you lost 40 and I gained

39 back and then oh wait you gave 60 testing me to see if I had the schmutz yeah and And then I got the right weight and then I had to pass the bar and then I had to, you know, change my name, just saw Goodman and... Right. Oh, you change your illegally. Oh, wow. Yeah. Or did you do it illegally? Oh, I did it legally.

You did illegally. Okay, great. All the way up to the Supreme Court. I mean, this is... They took that case. Wow. Okay. Yeah, they have so many, you know, almost every... You hear about the big ones, abortion, whatever. You only hear about the big ones. But they do the little tiny ones.

all the time. Can this guy change his name? Can that guy change his name? My license was expired. They took care of that? Have you ever gone to court? I mean, it goes up to the Supreme Court very quickly. Yeah. Well, I once got a parking ticket that I didn't show up for. And I went to the had. Right. Odds are. They just kick it upstairs? They keep kicking it upstairs. Oh, my God. And the nine justices. There's only nine. This is what we should do. We need. We need more. The wonderful nine. I mean, 300, 400 of these. I would, I mean, thousands.

Why not? You know what's better than a million? A billion, as I said in the social network. Not starring Bob Odenkirk, our guest today. I once wrote a sketch for Saturday Night Live called The Jillionaire. And he was a guy who helped billionaires when they were low on funds. What would he do? He would loan the money or are you just like?

He would be like, you're in trouble and I'm going to help you. I'm going to give you a couple million dollars. need to carry you, tied you over. But it was like, yeah, he did, that was the adventure. It was like, find a billionaire in trouble and help him. What happened to that sketch? Can I ask? It didn't get on.

What? But you were telling me, Bob, that the very last episode of this season ends with you turning to camera and doing the de Kempid Mutumbo and going, ah, ah, ah, we're back. We're back next season. I actually don't know that reference. I actually, is that a TikTok thing? TikTok thing. It's sports.

he would wag his finger all the time at the crowds because they would be booing him this is what I don't know I'm looking to my sports guy over here and he's on the phone not listening but I'll have to check it out but you do wag your finger at the end of the episode and it's a spoiler for probably pretty much everybody but I do look into the lens and I wag my finger

and it's kind of a told you so caught you gotcha made you look at the whole look series. Because you were on right before the finale of Breaking Bad many years ago, one of our earlier episodes, and you spoiled that episode for us, which ended with Walter White's son on the skateboard, his legs were fixed, and he said, look what I can do, I remember you telling us. And so I just want a similar spoiler, you know, it's like, look. Well, what happens in the end?

we know that this character of Saul, Jimmy, whatever, Gene, Bob Odenk, right, gets a sex change, surprisingly Kim, the woman he loves, gets a sex change, and they can and they both do at the same clinic. Do they do face off surgery as well? They do. And then they are together again as a couple forever. Incredible. This is big news. Yeah. And they do live forever. That's kind of that shows So they're like eternals or

immortals? Immortal? Do they have that surgery? How did they get that? That is actually an accident of What are they hit by a car and suddenly?

No, the tanning booth that they go in and something's wrong and switches off and makes you live forever. Oh, okay, got it. It's not important.

It's a great idea for a show but we're not going to pursue it. Oh, you're, okay, so the two. No, it's going to be about them as a couple, the next couple seasons are them as a couple. Do they get vocal surgery as well where they switch voices

or is it the same voices but in different bodies now? Well, that's the challenge production-wise because I'm going to have to record all my lines into her voice and her voice will go into my voice. Right. You can't do it any other way and, in fact, you know. Are you going to do it live in front

of a studio audience, though? We're going to do it live in front of a studio audience as large as we can get. Yeah, maybe like arenas or maybe even stadiums? Well, I don't want to give too much way, but we're gonna, have you ever seen the Pink Floyd movie Pink Floyd at Pompeii?

At Pompeii? No, I haven't seen that one. We're gonna shoot it at Pompeii? Yeah, in front of the old, in the old theater there, and the old surround theater because it's actually the best sound quality. Do you think it'll ever go off in the middle of a show? That would be the dream. Like suddenly you're doing a show.

Do you mean the volcano? Yeah, yeah. Well, we're trying to make that happen because that would be a real cliffhanger moment. Yeah, it would. It was hard to get volcanoes to go off, you know? Yeah, what can you really do? Like set depth charge explosives or...

Well, there's a lot you can do. And we're doing all of it. And it's going to cost a lot of money. And boy, I hope people watch. Boy, oh, boy. Because we'll all die. Sure. But, I mean, we all have to die.

But we'll be frozen in place. That's the thing. And that's what's beautiful. You see all these like, you know, statues or skeletons from Pompeii, man, they're famous. They're all famous, everyone who died in Pompeii. Yes, we all know them. Because they're eternally in that.

Yeah, in that, in that, in that, uh, doing. Yeah. Can you imagine, okay, everyone, we're acting out the poses that we're doing, like everyone's sort of like reaching to the sky like, hey, lava, don't fall on me. Can you imagine doing something embarrassing and that be what's like you're eternally known for? Like, you're scratching your butt or something like that.

You know, how terrible would that be? It would be, but I think a, A big wall of hot lava is going to make you get your attention away from your itchy ass. I don't know. I mean, as itchy as it can get, you know, who knows? I don't know. Bob, you went through a health scare while you were filming the Cal Bell Sal show. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Is this an Easter egg? Cowbell Sal. Cowbell Sal. More Cowbell Sal. Is this an Easter egg in the show where there's a scene where suddenly you clutch your heart and it abruptly cuts away? and it made it into the show as like an Easter egg for the...

Yeah, and we're just kind of hoping the audience doesn't notice. I'm actually dead for about half a scene. Half a scene, really? I turn gray. And so the... Sputtering...

They're cutting back to your coverage, though, while this is happening. They thought, they weren't sure if it was an acting choice. And then they, when they saw it, they went, we just like it. They asked me, can we use it? Can we use it?

And I was like, look, I was on the clock. I was getting paid. You're getting paid either way. What do you give a show? Sure. if you guys think it's great. So my character, and it does seem a little strange, just shuts down, falls to the ground,

turns gray, can't breathe, and they carry on with the scene. Wow, professionals. Because troopers. Yeah. And that's showbiz. That's incredible. And then after the yelled cut, a minute or two later.

So a minute or two after the old cut? Yeah, I didn't have oxygen for, I don't know, not long. 17, 20, 40 minutes. Somewhere, yeah, not that big of my deal. brain. I lost about half my brain, but, you know, they say that you only use 10% of your brain. Yeah. So did you lose the half that wasn't part of that 10? Or did you? Yeah, the doctors did an MRI and they said everything you don't use any of the part you lost at all. In fact, we can take it out and they are going to take it. Oh, they are? What are they going to do with it? Well, I don't know. They're just going to throw it away.

I'd love to have it if you wouldn't mind giving it to me. I mean, sure, but they're just going to throw it away. You know, those medical waste? containers you can throw it into that you know and so that's coming next week and then I'll be lighter physically lighter

I'll have less in my head that's great and they don't replace it with anything it's just literally empty and the rest of your brain just flops around in there and I guess you can hear it's got a little more room

you know yeah it's not a thing it doesn't change anything about who you are so if you're like shaking your head in disagreement you'll hear like a sloshing sound or wow

that's amazing congrats man Yeah, well, you know, a lot of people get surgery on their faces or whatever. I want the inside changed. I want the inside of me different. That's the thing. The outside is perfect. And you've worked hard to get it that way.

I'm having some of my intestines taken out. Really? Which ones? Long short? Well, I can't decide. I'm flipping a coin. I'm trying to decide. I like them both.

Yeah, they're both great. I mean, they both do what they do. But I think I'm going to get rid of the large intestine. Yeah. Most of it. Because I'm just like, well, it's large. Yeah, I know. It's like...

Let's get it. Medium? Can we... Hey, God, can we agree on a medium intestine for once? Do we really need... High-go-yo-yo-do-goi. I'm glad the small one's not taking up a lot of room or bothering me with a lot of issues.

Ah, geez. But meanwhile, I got this large one. I tell you. So small and medium is going to work for me. And other things, too. Sure. Yeah, what about some bones? You know?

Yeah, I don't think I need all my bones. You say that your feet have 500. bones. It's like, come on, let's get this down to 25. You know what I mean? Like, that's a manageable number. Absolutely. Yeah. Everybody. You know, and the ear, the ear bones, too. They say that's, like, you have a million in there. Is that so? Yeah. I didn't know that. The only bone that counts, though. Am I right, buddy? Morning Wood. That's true. To be clear. Let's use the medical charge. Let's just be clear what we're talking about. Morningwood at this point. Well, better, better, better, got to get, got to get that guy.

He's, come on, Sal. Come on, get over here. He's, he's only on our television screens for another week, another eight days, another eight days. And then you can't see it anywhere. Never, no, they delete it. I think that's fair, too. For every television show that they make, they should delete one. That's right.

You know? Yeah, because otherwise it's too many. It's too many things. So, like, I think now that you guys have made these shows, they should go back and delete the Sopranos. That's right. Because it's about as, they're about as good. You know what I mean? Right.

Yeah. They have to be as equally good as well. Yeah. And then, you know, two years from now, three years from now, they'll get rid of my show and severance moves into post. Yeah, post-world. Exactly. Yeah. It's the way TV works.

And it's the way the business has always been. And I think it's good. Yeah. What about those movies? You know, there's, you did that nobody one, and the main, the main difference to me is the, there's like 29 frames per second in, in TV, right? You mean between its characters and the story of the two things, the two projects better, the main difference and nobody, the main difference is, yeah, there's 20 story, it's not the story, it's not the situation, 29 frames per second in the, in the TV and 24 in the movie, is that what, yeah. Yeah, that's the difference. I mean, essentially, if somebody's watched Better Call Saul, you'd say to them,

did you like it? Would you like it at a different frame rate? Yeah. Then check out nobody. And if you've seen nobody and they go, what's that Saul show like? Well, would you like fewer frames? Do you want more? I think it's more, isn't it?

I'm not sure. 29. Who knows? Are you going to make another one of those movies and call it like somebody or like they're also nobody or like, what are you going to do here? First of all, thank you for that suggestion. It's never been uttered before. by anyone

I think we're trying to get one made Nobody as well Yes, in fact that's the title Okay, nobody as well, indeed You are though, I mean, you know You got Jason Manzoukis in that other movie The John Wick 3 Yeah, is he?

Yeah, oh yeah, yeah, you should fight him In this new movie. Jason? Yeah. In the film or off stage? Either one. During the movie? During the making of it?

You're in the making of the movie. Oh, I'd like you to find him. All right. Yeah. I can bring your idea, and I think it's a hand of God, it's a good idea. I don't know if I could take him. He's younger than me, spry. Yeah.

Well, is it? I think I have a little bit. Slightly younger, slightly spryer. You mentioned hand to God. You were saying before the show that you're now incredibly religious. Uh-huh. And that everything has led to you just basically now having a close personal relationship with. I get up every day.

I get baptized in the morning. I get last rights at night Just in case Just in case How long do those last rights last? That's the thing they call them the last? Oh, they last all night You can sleep in

Is it a 24 hour thing though? Absolutely, you can sleep in Great stuff I have a little altar in my pocket I can pull it out and start praying Do you? Yeah, now it's what it is, Scott, is now that I've succeeded in my career

and I have a certain degree of satisfaction in that department. Now I care about my purpose and meaning of my existence. Right. So like a lot of people who get to this place in their lives and their career, all about, you know, self-empowerment, self-awareness, meditation, yogurt. Yogurt. Yogurt. Yogurt.

Yogurt. Yogurt. Yes. And all that stuff has come to be. me now because I'm rich and older. You can finally afford it. And I can afford to fuck around and do nothing. You can pay people to do all your errands and stuff. Yeah. So now I'm suddenly really captivated by that. That's incredible. I think it's the most important thing actually now that I've made the money that I need to live. Yeah. And so I think I'm a pretty good person and maybe even

extra special person because of my focus now on myself. If only the poor people could afford to Only, you know, I just look around and I feel so bad and it's just like other people are not as smart as me. They're not as aware as I am about just existential. It's a word I just didn't work as hard as you to get where you got as well. I think I deserve everything I've gotten and probably more, a little bit more. And now it's time for me time. Yes. And I think it's really about time I focus on me.

I think I need to meditate and focus on nothingness and myself. Are you going to climb up any mountains or anything like that, do any those kind of like treks, you know, with a Sherpa? Yeah, I'm going to do some adventures. I just want to challenge myself as long as, you know, I'm really well cared for the whole time. Exactly. It's like glamping, in other words. Yeah. Like, if you could glamp up on Mount Everest, would you?

Oh, yeah. Helicopter to the top. Yes. Thank you. Stay in a casino. I'll bring it up again. Here it is. Stay in a casino?

Maybe. A tent. A tent, but it, you know, it has a, like, at least two slot machines, a roulette, backer-a-kn-kn-kn-kn-kn-kn-kn-kn-kn-dherst has changed. The top of every, you know, have you noticed that? What do you mean? Ding-n-n-n-n-n-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d- Do you remember the mom-and-pop casino sketch that we were all trying to write several, several times? We should have been able to write that. We should have been able to, but we never could, but it was all about, I remember the one

iteration was about a mom and pop. It was basically a bed and breakfast casino and they had one slot machine and it paid out the $5 million jackpot and they couldn't afford it. And they were like, well, I guess we could borrow a couple thousand from our next door neighbor. It was just the disintegration of this mom and dad. That's a great idea. It was a good idea. Let's do more missed show. Okay. Let's do it. Or at least the other show. What was the other show called? With Bob and David. Is that coming back even after the as it turns out I don't think people care that much

to see older folks do sketch comedy. Interesting. Is it a young man's game or a young person's game? I do think it is a young person's game. I actually think that that's the lesson from that awesome show. I mean I think it was a great show. I'm very proud of it. I think it was very funny and silly and perfect.

It's just like who wants to see you don't want to see old people do that. You don't want to see these... There's something about it. The energy for sketch has to be coming from a young face. Well, it's like when you watch the Irishman and, you know, you're seeing young Robert De Niro's face

on this extremely old man's body waddling around and barely able to run. That's what it feels like watching with Bob and David, right? No. We did a great job, and it's great. It's just the audience is not going to go down for it.

Well, I still think that... That's my theory. I have a lot of theories. You're one of the people who has the most comedic theories I've ever met. No, you're not. I know. A lot of people.

in comedy feel like it's dumb to make theories and rules. And I think rules are kind of dumb, but theories are not dumb. They're good. They're fun to have. I mean, I know one guy who had one, and his name was an apple fell on his head, and he was suddenly like, hey, maybe there's this thing called gravity, and his name was Isaac Newton. I wanted to say Asimov for a long time, and someone may have slipped me the answer.

Jesus. Look, we can agree that I'm not smart, right? Was I the dumbest, the dumbest writer you ever worked with? Well, I've worked with myself. Oh, and Brian Pussain. Boy, what a room that was. Talk about geniuses. Well, Bob.

We had Brent Forrester, went to Columbia. And they had a perfect SAT. He was the only person. Scored a perfect SAT. The only person who was ever wanted. of the Mr. Show writers who went to college, is that right? Whoever graduated from college. No, I graduated from college.

You graduated from college? I sure did. Yeah. From which one? Southern Illinois University. Wonderful. I'm very happy with myself. Well, Southern Illinois's best is here with us right now. Bob Odenkirk, he's saying goodbye to his television.

He's throwing his television away after next week. After years of, you know. You're just going to rip it out of the wall. Yeah. Just throw it right in the ash can. It's done it in me good. I've done well for. Yeah, you know.

And the fact that you have to have your TV to be on TV and they... It seems inconvenient, but it makes sense when you think about it. Well, every child knows, you know, you get a box and you cut it out and then you put a show on. Yeah, and that's how we do saw. Exactly. You have your TV set. And they've filmed that. They break out the glass.

It's a fake TV set. A lot of people don't know. When you turn on your TV, there's a little even tinier TV in the frame of. of the TV. Just barely, but that's what we're filming. Yeah. Is you guys behind that TV? Yeah. Yeah. Incredible. It's an arduous process and totally unnecessary.

But it is worth it. It's working wonderfully. It's worth it because the show is so amazing. Now, speaking of wonderfulness, we'll get... Well, we have to take a break if that's okay, but I know you're done with the interview portion of this show. What's going on? There's only so many fake questions we can do before we

have to go to a break, but we do have to go to a break. We have a celebrity chef here, Bob. This is exciting We also have a lawyer And you played a lawyer On this show, Cal Bal Sal We're gonna be right back We have more Bob Odenkirk

More Comedy Bang Bang We'll be right back with more after this Comedy Bang Bang Bang we're back Bob Odenkirk of Cowbell Sal Is here And there is more Cal Bell in this season Oh my God This is actually it's not more

The biggest cowbell. Oh, that's what he meant. Oh, okay. It's actually... The world's biggest or United States biggest? Oh, the world's biggest. We pulled out all the stops. I mean, this thing is, it's not a hologram.

Really? How big is it like six feet? Six feet. You're laughing. What is the seven? It's the size of an Olympic pool upside down, cowbell sized. Cowbell sized. Upside down?

Such a thing. I mean, when do you see it on your television set and you'll go like this character I've loved for years, Cowbell Sal,

played by Bob Odenkirk and then Racy on us Kim Waxler. And you're just going to see like, wow, here comes the biggest cowbell I've ever seen. They're talking about it

and they have emotion and drug dealer. And then the drug dealer is there going, I don't want that cowbell in my town. Ding, ding, ding. Does he do the ding ding ding? That's what the cowbell

is for Scott Spoiler alert But I love you for it You pay attention Yes You pay attention I knew it

I knew if I watched How you know I knew if I watched this Like every other episode But it's so satisfying to Yeah To be you

And go Hey I saw the bell I remember I thought Yeah I remember the bell I

I saw the title Here's the largest Cowbell in the world And it's really gonna make Breaking Bad look like Like the world's

biggest piece of shit honestly Well, let's put it in bell terms. Okay. Like a bell-shaped piece of shit? No, what are you trying to say? It's going to make Breaking Bad like a little bell on the ice skate of a 10-year-old figure skater.

Yeah, who's taking a shit. It's going to make it look like a bell on a cat, like pussy cat's neck. Yeah, so you know where your cat is. And this goddamn show, Cowbell, Sal. And I tell you, I think people are going to turn their TVs off and kick them and throw them out the window. Yeah. I hope so. I saw it.

I saw all I need to see. Do you watch TV? I saw it. I already saw that. I already saw a TV. I don't need any more. Wonderful. Wonderful.

Well, thanks for the buildup. And I think we're going to make people happy. Yeah, I really do. We need to get to our next guest, though. Speaking of making people happy. Oh, please. I'm sorry. He is, oh, no, not at all.

I love talking to you, of course. But he's a celebrity chef. Let's talk to him here. He's never been on the show before. Bobby Flay is here. Hey, it's so great to be here with you, Scott. Hey, Bobby. Bob, obviously, you know, huge.

Two bobbies. And I, you know, I actually think we met a few years of maybe 2012, 13, I can't remember what it was one of my residents. I think it was probably a bar American. I think he had an after party at Bar American. I don't know what the fuck it was. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. But it was so great to see back then.

I loved that. The burgers were great. We had the sliders stage, the big sliders day. Everybody, you know, make your own sliders. You're sort of one of those fun pieces. behind the curry, everybody got to go back in the kitchen, pick out different proteins and everything. I don't like that because I'm like,

I'm paying you to do it. Why do I have to make my own thing? No, it's fun. It's fun. You know, you get in there, you get dirty, and we actually, we try to make it as realistic, you know, a night in the kitchen. It was, the theme of the party was night in the kitchen. I don't even remember that. I do remember. I remember very well.

I loved it so much. The whole party was like a night in the kitchen. And you showed up. You had to get there, punch your punch card. Yeah, you had to show up pretty early for you. You actually had to fill out a form to get a job.

Like a W-9 and everything? Yeah, I had you shucking oysters for three or four hours. Doing prep work? Yeah, he's doing prep work. Marrying ketchup? Marrying ketchup.

Marrying ketchup and sort of roly silver and everything. And yeah, the whole idea behind the whole thing and we do it with everybody. You know, a lot of different production, you know,

a lot of productions like it. Yeah, yeah. Colin and Scarlett, you know, call me over sometimes and we, you know, we'll chop it up with them, you know, do a night at the kitchen for us. But like the big hit

is that I abuse you like I would abuse kitchen staff. Oh, okay. So, like, and do you normally do that? Yeah. Yeah, you just yell at people. I don't really know that much about you. Sometimes I think you meant it.

Some, sometimes it's meant, you know, it's, it's hard to tell. I mean, you know, it's like negative reinforcement or whatever. Some people say it's bad. I wouldn't even call it abuse. I would more just call it sort of yelling and occasional violence. Right. Okay. So like, so if I were to be, like, what job do I have when I come to one of these parties?

I'm a waiter? You're a little long. I don't know that I put you front of house, honestly. I think I would probably get you started on prawns and, you know, some of the bigger crustaceans. I don't get to be front of house. You know, yeah, I don't. I've just shook prawns. Because I'm too long?

Yeah, you're too long. Okay, all right. All right, I'll do it. No, you got a good body for you. You got to, but I like to get people who are shaped, you know, like a shrimp or langistino or something. I like to put them on the. Oh, shaped like a shrimp. Yeah, I think you kind of, like curled up.

You're so long. I bet you curl up, you know, on a Delta 1 flight. I bet you just curl up, you know what I mean. Oh, okay, I guess I know what you mean. So I'm shucking prawns. I do know what you're talking about. I remember now the night that I was there. Yeah, you were there.

Everybody was sorted by body type. Sort of, yeah. Sort of by body type and what the animal they look the most like tend to be, you know, how, you know. So say I'm shucking these prawns and then I make a mistake. Is that when you would yell at me? Oh, you're a piece of shit. Are you ugly? Ugly.

Your family's the wrong religion. Again, half of it is true And half of it is just a show You're feet are too big That's true You're one foot's bigger than the other That's weird That's bad

Yeah, yeah My family being the wrong How can you ascertain What's the right religion? You know Yeah, you look at somebody You go You guys shouldn't be Catholic

Oh, okay Okay You mean it depends on each person You don't know the right religion Well I mean the insult to be different I mean those are just insults for you I can insult Bob You know completely different

Yeah yeah do it do it to Bob if you don't I remember I was slow. I moved slowly. I wasn't sure what I was doing. What was your job? What was your body type? What animal do you look like? Well, I have kind of a long torso.

Oxtails. Oxtails. He put me right on oxtails. And you could see I could. This doesn't seem efficient to have one person just doing one ingredient. Well, it's a really good agree. I mean, that's a chef cut. I mean, you know, a bad butcher would throw that away.

As a chef, I look at the ox tail, I go, oh, I'm smart. I don't mean to get in your business. But so what were you saying to Bob here? So I was working with the oxtails and I had to... It was like a Caribbean thing. We were sort of doing like a Caribbean slacks like an ox tail. I did put the jerk flavoring on them, you know, spices and the oils and I had to marinate them.

I had to double check, constantly checking the time. We were there like nine hours while we were marinerating. I had to put him in the oven, off the oven, in the fridge. Yeah. Off the, I mean, it was... There's a lot of work and you were doing it poorly. take the ox tail's home he said take them home you had to come back the next day with him no no no same day

get in the car take them home put them in the front room you know whatever get an errand do an errand yeah do you have a rumpus room you have like some kind of bonus room right somewhere you keep your collectibles your stupid like action figures and then and then I will call you he said and then be back here fast I need you back here yeah and so he wasn't doing this right and so how would you he was a little say say

He said, you got caught in traffic, and I said, you're cooking with Bobby Flay. What do you mean traffic? You get out of the car, you walk. Yeah, or take an ambulance. Take an ambulance. Rent an ambulance if you're going to be working with. Scott, I got the full treatment, and I loved it. I got yelled at.

I got kicked. I got thrown, pushed down, pushed. Everybody there loved it. They thought it was so funny. Into the grease. What about the grease pit? Tell them about the grease pit? Well, you know, the grease pit, it's not really so much a grease pit as sort of like,

it was like a speakeasy kind of thing it was called the grease pit yeah so it was why you go like the floor was very exceptionally sticky is a room in the we could never get that floor cleaned well enough oh okay but I turned into kind of a speakeasy just sort of like hang out with some of the celebrities

that we would have there for some of those parties you know he's Bob was there Jake from State Farm Jake from State Farm wow we had Jared from Subway Jared from Subway so it was a pretty fun little party and you get the right people right group of people

you know a chef wants to bring together the right group of people yeah he wants to make magic with a bunch of found ingredients so if it's a bobby play party if it's a night at the kitchen you know i want to find the right people yeah wow so i got to ask though at what point rapaport you know mich oh wow carson from from queer eye carson from down abbey really carson mr carton so at what point do people get to actually enjoy the party and the food that they're all it's a slider style night i mean it's sliders i mean everybody looks like in the end it's just Just sliders. He's prawns and oxtail.

You do all that. That's just prep work for the next day? Do you use the food then in your restaurants or because we just had slide? If I remember, there was a lot of prep. That was the fun part. Everybody's doing prep. Doja cat's day. All day, all morning, all afternoon.

And then here comes the sliders and then go in the room and make your sliders. And then. Well, I try to stagger out the popular proteins. You know what I mean? I wanted the ox tail like the whole thing where you going home coming back. I mean, part of that's the abuse. part of that is like, it's 3 a.m. We're partying.

Sean Donn. Sean John's there. Sean John. I remember when Adrian Brody introduced him on SNL. Yeah. Yeah, I mean, that was pretty crazy. I don't think he's allowed back to that. I mean, that's pretty nice.

I mean, I wouldn't know. I don't work there. I hang out with Collis sometime. I hang out with Scarlett. You hang out with Colin and Scarlett. Yeah, I hang out with Scarjo. Is that what people call her? Daryl.

Daryhammon. Oh, Darry. Oh, wow. Okay. She read. Wally from Q-Cars. Wally from Q-Card's at these parties? This is amazing.

So you just throw the food away, or what do you do? No, no, no, no. That's the theme of the night. The theme of the night is what the people would throw away, but a chef likes it. Okay. Like chicken thighs. Right. Nobody wants that.

But then you show us how to make it great. How do you make chicken thigh great? Okay, but then you make them and then you just have to eat sliders? Well, I mean, that's also the- What happens to chicken thighs? The chicken thigh It's chicken sliders Oh

Okay It's a slider theme Night at the kitchen The theme of the proteins Is what a regular person You're yelling at me now That his chef loves to cook I'm sorry

I feel like you're yelling at me And I didn't sign up for one of these parties I don't want the abuse for you I mean obviously you couldn't throw down with me In Kitchen Stadium I mean that's pretty clear I don't think I want to throw down with you In kitchen stadium or anywhere else really

No you don't You don't want to Yeah So you know I'm You look at me you think, okay, he's an East Coast guy, Southwest Flavors. I do look at you and think

Southwest Flavors, yeah. West Coast attitude, I don't know about the West Coast Attitude, East Coast, Anger, South West. Yeah, East Coast issues. Yeah, East Coast issues. That's just the kind of guy I am. Yeah, East Coast guy, South West Flavis. Yeah, Val choice, you know, probably East Coast.

Casual. Yeah, flip-flops, West Coast, definitely. Yeah, yeah, like a slide. Long Sox, definitely. Long, Slocks, Adidas, slide. design of sunglasses big yacht it's me it's Michael Keaton

Holly Madison for girls next door Any of that 70 showcast members there Tofer Tofer Yeah we had a huge party On Bezos yacht actually When we wasn't stuck in Copenhagen or whatever it is

Oh right Sliders Did you have sliders? No we didn't do sliders Because it was Tofer was showing us His cut of episode one Star was a big night

Yeah wow I've heard about So we actually We were actually cooking Toydarian. That's what Waddo is. Wado from episode one, he's... It's on Tatooine. It's pretty big character, but... Yeah, yeah, yeah.

He's kind of like a Jewish, like monster. An anti-Semitic stereotype. Yeah, yeah. Anti-Armenian stereotypes are the guy. And that's what you made the meat out of. He's a Toy-Darian, and so we actually secured some Toy-Darian primals. How did you get Toy-Darian primals? We got Toy-Dirian primals?

Celebrity chef, I know how to get meat. This is amazing. Yeah, so it was a really special night, you know what I mean? Yeah, I guess so. I mean, so what are you up to now, Bobby? I mean, like, do you have a new book or do you have a new show coming out, and I would love to throw it to it? Throw it to, oh, meaning we're going to play some of the show? Okay, yeah.

Can we do that? Do we, I've never done clips on it? Okay, yeah, whatever you need to do. I mean, this is just sort of what I do is like, we just talking this way, talking this way, you know? Okay. We were shooting Bobby, be Bobby Flay. you know be bobby flay is that what the show is called i could do another show called be bobby flay it's actually probably pretty good

i'll tell my assistant about that later but okay um so beat bobby flay you know beat bobby flea you know it's the east coast vowel choices and the consonant you know what you know i'm sorry but i'm trying to last 20 minutes in my kitchen that okay so beats bobby flay wait if we shoot and they'll cut to me and i got to explain you know for the food network because you know who watches food network is the idiots you know what i mean Yeah, I guess you have many shows there, though. If I start a red sauce, you know, I'm going to have to do a cutaway and explain what the hell red sauce is.

What is a red sauce? I guess I don't even know. It's like a sauce that's red? It's got tomatoes. It's a tomato-based sauce. I'm so sorry. It's okay. I see you trying your best, Bobby, and I just think you reach out and over and over again

to everyone. But people just don't know food. They just let you down. I mean, I suddenly felt very intimidated by you that I didn't know what a red sauce was. I assumed it was. Yeah. A lot. Well, sure.

All the time? No, I got cats. I got an adult daughter. Cats, adult daughter, Southwest flavors. Yeah, yeah. East Coast Attitude. West Coast guy, you know. So there's elements of my life that I really enjoy.

And then there's stuff that, I mean, Bob, people don't change. Rough stuff. Yeah. People change, but people don't change. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, we try to get real on the show. And thank you, Bob, for. asking the real questions, and that's...

I want to throw to a show. He's excited about the food, and I love that. That's great, but I can tell it's just covering up for real, a real emptiness. You can really see the sadness behind your eyes, you know? I mean, you know, this kind of feeling is great for, like, a cutaway if I have to explain what a gravy is or whatever. Yeah. But you really got to turn it up if you're throwing to another package on Food Network. What is a gravy?

I mean, I've had gravy, but what... It's, you know, it's... It's like what... It's fats suspended in a liquid. Because they're flour? It's like an emulsion. It's thick of an emulsion typically involves some sort of slurry. I mean, I would know it if I ate it, but I wouldn't know how to make it.

Next time you go to a restaurant, say I would like some emulsion with some slurry on top of my meat. Yeah, see what that gets you. And they'll probably... If you're in one of Bobby's restaurants, you'll get some great. You'll get great. You go somewhere else. I don't know. I can't vouch for it.

Well, that's great. So beat Bobby Flay is the show. Beat Bobby Flay is the show, and I got to explain this stuff. When we're doing the cutaways, you know, the talking head probably, I hate that part. That's not what I'm about. Right. I want a big cue card and I want a big jib shot and I want to scream my head off into that camera as it pulls away over the crowd. Right.

So give us an example of this. Oh, that would be like, you know, that's it. Now stay tuned for my epic Thanksgiving donkey punch and bakefest for fat losers and drunk moms in partnership with ICEH 28, death the caveman, let's kill all the humans so that we can stay alive for many more films in this franchise. That was perfect. I mean, yeah, that's what you want out of a Bobby Flee. That's incredible what the job's about.

Yeah. Food is my passion. But doing these throws. The throws is sort of the job. You know, that's what you get paid for. Right. And I get paid to cook. I mean, I don't get paid to do.

You would cook for free, but these throws. I think most people don't pay attention when you're cooking. It's the throws that they watch. They sit up. Most of the audience is there for B-Bobby Flay. They're there for the throes. They want to see throws. Right, yeah.

Do you have any more? I mean... I mean, you know, I could do something like... It is just like on top of my head. Okay, yeah. Something like, that's it. Now stay tuned for my epic Miami Beach party boat bakedown for shrimp dicks and smoking hot Christians. Brought to you by Return of the Crudes.

Let's eat all the dinosaurs because the crudes ran out of salad and it's dino chomping time. Wow. Off the dome. That is incredible. I mean, you know, we do a lot of... cross-promotional stuff with the kids stuff. Yeah, yeah. There's a lot of parents that watch, you know, parents that watch Magnolia Network or the TLC

family networks. Yeah, that was great. I mean, I... It's exciting to hear that, and I want to watch this. I mean, I would have spread the word. I love spread the word about food. I love spread the word about the fruit. The show is called Beat Bobby Flay. I mean, that's been on for years.

Is there anything new, a new show, or... I mean, you know, we were talking with Shudder Network. What about a show that's just throws? Just throws. Just throws? Just the throws? Let me throw... Throw Bobby Flay? Throw, yeah, throw Bobby Flay from the train.

Throw Bobby Flay from the train. Yes. Yeah, we could do that. And it's in the Mamaverse. What does the train have to do with it? Well, throw Mama from the train, Billy Crystal and Danny DeVito, the twisted mind of Danny DeVito? Come on, put it in the mamaverse. Danny's a good friend.

I had all the sunny crew, you know, we were chopping it up a couple weeks ago. I had a big, like, make your own salads line. That was fun. Why does everything make your own? You got to feel a lot of people. I mean, the catering, the quality could go south. so fash so you gotta bring the people in you for that never mind well do you have any more throws because i you're right bob i would i would watch just throws yeah do you have any more

can you do uh anything else here or i mean yeah i mean there's uh you know um i was thinking about one that was like kind of like uh you know one i was you know thinking about i mean if you want to hear it yeah yeah yeah yeah i was kind of thinking don't be bashful here yeah i'd love to all right i something like uh that's it now stay tuned for my epic and synony enchilada eleganza for rude boys gassy queens and adjunct statistics professors featuring a clumsily integrated co-marketing strategy with Luca the movie that's not Pixar but still Disney about the boy who became a monster and made a friend in the evil world that caused certain issues in the regular world rated NC 17 I didn't

realize it was rated that that's amazing yeah I would watch the show Bob we want to attach as executive producers but just do that And go to commercial. Do you go to commercial? Yeah. I mean, you might be interested in this one. We've been talking about, you know, something that incorporating that whole thing, you know, the kids animation thing. Yeah.

How do we get the kids hooked in and like cooking? So this is what, a new show I'm thinking about how to cook a minion. Oh. Oh, I love that. Yeah. We basically, we talk about. Minions are cute. Yeah, we talk about sort of, I mean, that, yeah, that's a barrier definitely.

But, you know, how to break one down, you know, break a million. Minion down in 20 minutes. Right. Do they come dead? No, we get the whole minion. Oh. Do you have to kill the minion before you break it down? Yeah, Malfi Vegas, my restaurant Malfi, we get the full minion.

The full menu? We get about five a week, yeah. Are the eyes? Like, do those taste good? I mean, I find the eyes be a little rubbery. Sometimes they only have one. Sometimes they only, yeah, that's the other thing is it's pretty inconsistent that you actually which menu you're going to get.

That's going to affect cook times. it's going to affect, you know, the size of the skillet. Are they all wearing blue shorts or... Or we get them completely nude. Before you break it down? Yeah. Wait, before you kill the minion, do you get it nude? Does it take a long time to cook?

Do you kill it and then strip it? I mean, if we're doing... We have a lot of questions here. If we're doing like a big, like, Sunday night dinner, like Filipino style whole minion. Where we have to make our own minion. No, no, no. Sort of like, I mean, yeah. I mean, once we get, you know, sort of whole hog, if you do like a whole hog,

you do like a Filipino barbecue kind of thing. We do that with a whole minion. And, yeah, you might have to get in there with, I don't know, a bone saw, some shears. Hmm. Yeah. Yeah. Grisly. It tastes good.

Tastes really good. I've never had many. I mean, I think it's delicious. They're funny, and it's funny how great they taste, I bet. Yeah. Do they make a noise as they go down? Do they taste like banana? I mean, they kind of squeaky, like a hairy caver that's not, you know, totally cooked.

You know, they kind of squeak against you. You know, almonds, you know, almonds kind of squeaky. You know what I'm saying? Almonds are squeaky? Yeah, you eat a lot of raw almonds. They kind of squeak against you teeth. I guess I've never noticed that. So I think a minion can, I've had a couple minion dinners that were a little quirky.

Yeah, it's fatty. It's definitely fatty. They look fat to me. Like, they don't look muscular. There's a lot of fat. There's a lot of fat. They seem almost all fat to me. Like they have no muscle definition.

What's the marinade? I mean, obviously, East Coast guy, Saleless Flavis, I'm going to go. with something that's a little bit more in like that a lime, cilantro, red onion sort of savić direction? Yeah, yeah. Is that every single dish you put out taste just like that?

No, I mean, sometimes I'll do a moly. Do moly, do a... I'm sorry, sometimes you do a moly. Sort of like a rematchezco. Yeah, okay. Roasted red peppers is Spanish-style sauce. Well, this is great. Look, Bobby, we're coming up on another break.

Sate. But do you have another, do you have another throw? that you could do or am i are we going to the well once too often i mean i think people are probably tired of it by no i'm new we're not tired of it by don't think people want to see it right i mean you know probably be uh some some like uh oh you know what this would be fun to do okay this is great so like say that like you and i were on b bobby flayed together okay and i obviously i beat you at your signature dish what's your signature dish uh tacos maybe you know just tacos West Coast guys, Southwest flavors.

Just tacos, Scott Hockham and tacos. Well, I don't, I mean, you know, you make the meat and you put cheese on them. What meat? What meat? I mean, tell me what are these tacos? It's like beef or chicken or something? Ground beef. Bob, help me out. What's your signature dish?

Oh, tuna salad. Tuna salad. Yeah. Why is that better than tacos? Tuna melts. Tuna melts. Tuna melts. Yeah, yeah.

All right. Well, it would be something like this. Like if I just beat you, you know, the jibs flying away. we got to have the next show. Yeah, the camera's flying. Yeah, I'll probably like look up at the camera and be like, well, it was, well, tonight was tuna, I melted tonight. You can sit it, can sit it tonight, melted.

I melted the competition. And then it would be tied into a movie. Tied into some sort of new child's film or something. Yeah, I mean. Yeah, you know, like, O.C. Sesame Street Live. Yeah, that kind of, yeah, so, something, yeah, I don't know. Turning red or, uh, turning red. Turning red.

Why didn't I get a fucking call about turning red? I don't know. I mean... I want to be in the period movie. Why can't I be in the period movie? It's not... Well, I mean, it is about a young woman growing up, but that's... No, like, of course it's in...

She turns into a... I mean, it's a metaphor for getting your period. Yes, you're right. I thought it was a period movie. Like a period piece? Like a period piece? Like Little Women, starring Bob Odenkirk? Yeah.

Yeah, you were great in that, by the way. Gets rounds of applause when he enters the scene? Thank you. You and Barbie? exhausts, no. You're not doing Barbie? I wish I was. I would like to tell the story of the doll and how it came.

Bob, you ever see that video of your entrance in Little Women and they put the audience from Avengers Endgame clapping onto it? No, I haven't seen that. It's very funny. Well, throw, so was that your throat? I'll throw it away. Yeah, here we go. That's it. Now, stay tuned for more

of my kitchen stadium with Comedy Bang Bang here in beautiful sunset area boulevard. And don't forget to check out Turning Red, the beautiful movie about a little girl who becomes a red panda at different times that are related to her vaginal development. That's it.

All right, that is it. All right. We need to take a break. Boy, when we come back, we have a lawyer. Bobby, can you stick around? I'd love to have you here. Yeah, you know, to stick around. And I actually got a, I think I brought a hot plate.

Oh, wow. You guys were interested in competing against you Or in just you making a food? No, like I was just thinking like a bananas, foster or something like that. Bananas, minions. What do you have in the break room? I was going to see what you had in the break room. Probably just chips.

But, yeah, if you have anything. Minion, yeah. I couldn't get you a minion. I could try. I could make some calls. Well, we're going to be right back. We'll have more Bobby Flay, more Bobby Odenkirk. This is a Battle of the Bob's right here.

You can use that in one of your throws. We'll be right back with more Comedy Bang Bang after this. Comedy Bang Bang. We're back. Bob Odenkirk of Cowbell. Sal blah blah blah is here two more Epps and then he disappears that's enough that's enough of that then you just do you fade away like in back to the future uh like Marty McFly on that picture or do you like float up to heaven like Jesus did after he hung around after he came back to life or

what do you do I just I actually will my image will burn onto the screen whatever screen has it on really that will be there forever wow okay you watch the final moments it's a new technology. It's wonderful. It's just seared into the screen. It'll, you'll smell something burning. Oh, okay. Like a cow being branded almost, or? Yeah, I don't know if it's a meaty smell. It's a smell like oil burning. Oh, okay. It's your TV set. It'll be ruined. Oh, God. Okay. And that's, you know, I mean, new technology. But you'll see my face then forever as the character. If you're watching the price is right or waving my finger. And like, DeKembe. Gotcha. Gotcha to watch. We have to teach you who DeKee.

Kemi Matumbo is by the end of this episode. I mean, I know his name. Of course, you know his name. I'll send you a meme or two. We also have Bobby Flay here. I have party with Dick Kemi Matumbo recently. He's a great guy. Yeah, really? Did he do the finger thing at you? He did the finger. Everybody's trying to make him do the finger thing. I bet. It was me. He's Kintameda.

I had, you know, Josh the wine. Of course, yeah. Josh Gad. We had Josh the wine. You know, the guy. Any of the Wynans? Yeah, I had BB and C.C. Winesis. close friends What about Didi? What about E?

How about Fifi? Gigi? Gigi one I mean, Gigi Adid was there L.A.D.? Yeah, yeah. Vince Gully. It was a crazy party.

Wow. Crazy party. Yeah, great crew. What a crew. Yeah, that was like a big paella night. Make your own paella. Silk a rod and. Yeah, okay.

Well, we have to get to our next guest. He's a lawyer. He's been on this show several times. And it's very exciting to have him here, especially with a fake lawyer right here. but please welcome back to the show with Taliano Jones. Scott, what's the matter? What's wrong?

I came as quick as I could. Have you been injured? No, no. I will fight for you, Scott. What is wrong? Let me touch you. But I'll, I feel like you're going to injure me. Do you have injuries?

No. I've been lifting weights. Am I strong? You're incredibly strong. Give me your own. Here you go. Does that hurt? Ha!

God, damn. Yes, Taliano. Yes, I have been lifting weights. You're the one who's hurting me. This is Bob Odenkirk. Hello, Bobo de Kirk. It's great to meet you. Bobby Flay.

Hello, Bobby Fleigh. It's too confusing. I have two bobs here. But Taliano is a, you're a personal injury lawyer. I'm a personal injury lawyer and attorney at law. And I appreciate if anybody is ever injured personally, did you please call me and let me know what has injured you and I will fight for you? Where do people call you again? Do you do illegal cases or do you just fight in general?

Legal and illegal cases. I fight for everybody. Nobody is discriminated against in my court of law. Bobby, have you ever had a lawsuit against you? I mean, I have thought. periodically about suing this ratty-ass suave machine that I had. Please. A suave machine?

What happened? Tell me more. Does the water not get hot? I'll burn the hell out of my thumb. Oh, the water gets too hot. What were you making? Were you suv eating a steak? I was,

sous-vee is this is like herb chicken kind of thing. You put an herb chicken in a suave? I've never heard of such a thing. Well, it's just going into some enchiladas. It's Southwest flavors. Yeah, Southwest flavors. You do have a Southwest flavor with a West Coast instinct. Let me ask you this,

Bobby Flay? Yeah, sure way. Bobby Flay, I am looking to, do you make Italian food? Well, yeah. I love Italian food. I love mostly Tuscan, you know, Tuscan, game, game meets. Tuscany game meat. I do a bore.

Ah, bore. We did a bore at a Bar American for many years, yeah. Ah, Bar American. That's Italy. Hey, you know, I wanted to tell you about my TV show, Scott. Oh, you have a TV show, too. I have a TV show. I have a TV show.

Because both of these, I mean, Bob, unfortunately, is not going to have a TV show anymore. Oh, Bob, you had a TV show. show? Well, I did. It's going away very soon. Oh. This is going to be the worst time of your life, not having a TV show. I don't know who I'll be. I don't know what I'll do. I tell you. You could be on my TV show. Yeah, what's your TV show? Better call Italy.

It's the case where somebody is trying to find a calling card to call Italy. Just like a phone card? A prepaid phone card? Yes. And they are going a bunch of places, but the code that they scratch off the back never works. This sounds like a bad dream, actually, that you had. So is you people walking around Target?

People walking around Target. People walking around Target. People are walking around Walmart. People are walking around Esco in London. I mean, this sounds like a bad dream you had one night, not an actual TV show. It came to me in the dream. I was dreaming about attorney in that law. And then this popped up. And I said, what would happen if I was stuck in a place like this, for example, located right here on Sunday, Sunset, in the Sunset area. In the Sunset Boulevard area.

And I was wondering, what if I got stuck here and I could not call my mom back in Italy? Yeah. How's she doing, by the way? What was her name again? She's very bad. Then what are you doing here? I came for you, Scott. I love you just as much as I love my mother.

All I did was text you. Do you want to be on the show this? And I said, that's a sign of distress. That is a fake text. I need to go. Okay, well, you're here now. There's nothing wrong with me. I just wanted to have you on the show to talk to you.

I haven't talked to you in a while. I guess I can breathe again. Yeah. Well, I mean, have you had any interesting cases these days? Oh, my God. I've had so many interesting cases, Scott. As you know, as you have felt, give me your arm. Okay.

Oh, God, you're doing it again. I'm very strong. I'm not the tallest and strongest man in Italy. Yes. Oh, that's right. You're the tallest man in Italy. How tall are you? Six for five.

There are short people there. I was just there. I looked around for anyone above six five. No one. Didn't see them because I was here looking for you. Now, the most recent case I have had, and this one is very in-depth. Okay.

You ready? Yeah, I'm ready for it. Yes. Somebody walked into a building. Okay. And they walked into the building. And the glass from the, the building, they didn't open the door.

And they walked right into the glass. Through the glass? Yes, right through it. It broke completely. Oh, no. Cutting them to shreds. Cutting them to shreds. Yeah.

So they lie in shreds? They lie in shreds. And I had to put them back together in the court of law. What? Right in the middle of the court, I had to put them back together. It was so much glue. And Italian glue does not stick well. Really?

Italian glue is really, it's really bad. It's just marinare sauce. It's delicious. Is that a red sauce? It doesn't work. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, I've had Italian glue before. Some people call it.

gravy. Some people call it red sauce, but Italy, they call it glue. I learned that last true. Interesting. Yeah. He is right. The things you know when you're a celebrity chef, yeah. Opas a lot of doors. Yeah, I bet. I would love to come to one of your parties. Yeah, I could, you know, I could have you at a party. I don't know, like a kind of people that, I mean, who do you like to, who do you party with? All the Italian celebrities. Yeah, like who do we got there? Joni Mitchell. Yeah. Okay, Joni. The roaches. The roaches, yeah. I mean, I feel like you're describing more like a Laurel Canyon kind of vibe.

Jace Taylor, Heim, you know, that kind of thing. Yes, the roaches and Hein. They are older and younger version of each other like an M. Nice Chamon movie. That's right. Yeah. Yeah, I party with Heim. You party with Heim?

Yeah, I party with Heim. I'm not Danny Masterson. You don't party with them. No, you know, I used to do the Scientology Scientology parties. I mean, those people love the high age, just a cover band. They play Get Lucky all night. I'm like, hey, it's fun to pretend to be on the boat and everything. I'd rather be on a real boat. You know what I mean? Yeah.

We have Scientology in Italy. You do. It is called Discovery Zone, or DZ for short. The children go there to play. I didn't know that. Is that a real fact? Everything I say is a real fact. I know that. I have to, I swear on a stack of Bibles. Well, look, this is a- He's got to lose his license. Yeah, if I lie. Speaking of which, Bob, you know your stuff when it comes to lawyers. Well, I did a TV lawyer. This is a real lawyer. Yeah, but I mean... I was playing a lawyer, and if you were to watch my show, you'd probably laugh

and think that's not how it is I would love to see you guys compete against each other for a case or something like say Bobby you have a case right you mean me in character

yes exactly yeah well yeah Cal Bell Sal he was on this show once before I don't know if you remember but he came on do you remember that yeah vaguely

I do so I mean you in character would be you I don't have all of the shows cataloged but every week I do try to listen to every episode

You edit the wiki, though. A lot of people don't know that. Bob is in charge of the comedy, bang, bang, bang, wiki. But yeah, so you have, say your case. I got a, I got a case. Maybe, maybe Caldell Sal and Jesse cooked the wrong meth. I'll put myself in character. Yeah, okay, here we go.

So you and Jesse and you made bad meth. Ding, ding, me, ming, and then I'm there. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And, you know, it's like, you know, definitely do something. I mean, I probably would start off, if I'm looking at it, I probably start off thinking like in a chilly rea-edal direction, right? Yeah, sure, yeah, of course. So, you know, say it's the case

to the Chile Rieno and then you and Jesse and Walter are helping cook. Don Draper, everybody's just sort of, you know, they, they. What about big pussy? Big pussy's in. And, you know, it's chili Rienos. I mean, it's like the breading, definitely, you know,

like maybe little soda water or something like that. Keep it light fresh in the outside. That inside gets really hot. Sure. So what's the case, though? What are you just describing breading? Bits into it. Oh, okay.

Burrs. Mounds his mouth. Byrds his mouth, and they want to sue me. It would suit me, right? How do I defend you? And I'm keeping quiet because I'm not supposed to talk during this portion of the trial. I told him, don't say a thing, shut your mouth. You have been injured eating a very hot chili relino.

Bonjour, ladies and gentlemen of the court. I am from Italy. Bonjour. I need everybody to know that my client here has a hot mouth and a big pussy. Can I represent Mr. Flay, who's an excellent. expert chef and he can do a throw like no one's business and in that's it

now stay you could show the court your throw if it please the court if it pleased the court I mean if everybody wants to see it I mean if everybody was pleased I'd like to I'd like him to show us a throw show us a throw please me all right that's it now stay till for the rest of this hearing

brought to you by turning red that was so loud I have an issue I have an issue judge Who is the judge? Who is the judge? Here come the judge. Oh, Judge Ito is here. Judge Ito is here.

Oh, wait, no. Maybe none of us want to do Judge Edo. He wasn't pronounced it. Leto. Judge Lito. Judge Lito. Oh, oh. It's Jared Lido doing research for a role.

Oh, my God. This is incredible. Hey, I'll allow it. First of all, Judge Jerylito. Why are you in yellow face? Because I just. washed off my joker makeup and this was what was underneath understood judge bonjour first of all i'm from italy my name is italiano jones i'm the tallest lawyer in italy and the tallest man

and strongest man throw me something throw something off the court here you go ah see i called it now my it's just a bean bag but most weak people cannot catch things all right listen here judge my client big pussy has burned his mouth on this man's chili relino and i think He was trying to kill him. Is this true? No, I'm trying to kill him. On behalf of Mr. Flea, I'm his lawyer. Who are you, sir?

I'm Cowbell Sal. Cowbell Sal, I've heard about you. Yeah. Have you seen my commercials, the big cowbell? The big, with the world's biggest cowbell? Ring a ding ding, ding. I'm in your corner. I have seen those.

It's an honor to preside in front of you. All right. I'm the lawyer. You're the judge, but. I know, but. All right, if you want to be honored by my prayer. I mean, usually they call me, Your Honor. Listen.

But I'm the one who's honored now. When a chef like Mr. Flea makes his food, he's got other things on his mind. He's got throws coming up. He's got other food coming up. There's multiple courses, chili bralino, the dessert, different gravies. Sing three. Is there going to be a Sing three? He's going to be a Sing three.

His job is to serve the food as hot as can be. So that as time goes by, it remains warm so they can be eaten for the next few minutes or even up to an hour or two, right? Isn't that what you said? Yeah, I mean, I wouldn't eat my chili really after two hours. And it's not really. Yeah, but at an hour, 59, it's still warm. And that's the key. I mean, you know, when you fry, it does lose a lot pretty quickly.

You should shut up. I told you before you shouldn't talk to. Open it's that case. No, shut. Sounds to me like his, let's reopen the case. Which right now, I'm reopening, I'm reopening the case in front of you, Judge. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, yeah, they get really hot. They stay hot for a long time.

Judge Lido. Lido. If you don't mind, I'd pronounce your name properly. It's an honor to be in front of you. Judge Lido. Mr. Flay made the food as hot as he could. When you enter his restaurant, there is a sign. It says no shoes, no shirt, no service, food served hot.

Piping hot. It's written in Italian. The restaurant that my, this big pussy fellow went to, it's called Pipers. Pipers hot restaurant. Is this true, Italiano Jones? It is one of Mr. Flies. Many, many restaurants.

I don't know how many clues he needed to be given that the food would be served hot. There are signs everywhere. There is the fume symbol of heat rising from an item. It's a cartoon symbol of... Is it like one of those ones you see at the air? part where there's like fireworks and and that is everywhere

Mr. Flay. Couldn't those be construed though? Cowbell Sal as stink lines like no one can be sued for being construed. Oh my gosh. Open a set case. Why do you keep saying that? You're supposed to be representing this man.

My client thought the food was farting. Oh. Yes. They were stink lines. We thought they were stink lines and we thought the name Piper's came from the location. It was in Piper's alley in Chicago. and that's what we thought that was going on.

It's just one location among many. It's just by pure coincidence that it was in Piper's Alley. Can we sidebar? With me? With the lawyers. All of us. Bobby, get over here. Sit down and don't talk.

Yeah, I'll sit over here. No throws. I wasn't planning on throwing. No throws. What do you have to say, Judge? What do you have to say? This guy, Bobby Flay. Yes, he's obviously.

an East Coast guy with South Coast Flavors, Southwest Flavis. I'll grant you that. East Coast guy. Southwest Flavors, West Coast Attitude. Sorry. Sorry, he's obviously an East Coast guy,

Southwest Flavors, West Coast Attitude. Sorry, did you say salad bar? Salad Bar attitude. Is this a sidebar or a salad bar? Sorry, this is a sidebar. Do me a favor, Bobby, zip it. And I thought he said salad bars so I came over here.

Did you bring any salad? You have some diced. You're being accused. Just zip it and keep it quiet. Open this case. Look, what are we doing, guys? What is your... This guy obviously doesn't have a case.

Who? Big plusy? Neither of them. You know what I mean? Okay, we're not suing anywhere. We were sued, and that's why we're here. Well, you don't have a case. He doesn't have a case.

We don't want a case. What are we doing here? We don't want a case. Let's go back to my place and party, is what I'm trying to say. Would it be okay? Hold on a second. If you, would you make your own sliders? That's why I have to ask Mr. Flay, because he just the only kind of

party he does. I do a lot of... Would you do the prep work? Can we watch Suicide Squad at the party? You'd have to... Count me out. Count me out.

Okay. Then I rule in favor of Bobby Flee. Wow, because I don't want to watch that movie. I want to watch something else. I love House of Gucci. Oh, the Gucci. You like a House of Gucci? I love House of Gucci.

It reminds me a home. Especially you and Lady Gaga. Okay, well, I rule in favor of you then. Okay. I take that. I'm taking back my ruling. I'm ruling in favor of big pussy. Bobby, I'm sorry. We're going to have to take the hit on this one. You'll have to do a few more throws and you'll make the money in no time and who cares.

That's it for the case of the Chile Rieno, Bobby Flay lost. Now stay tuned for Suicide Squad, starring Harley Quinn and the boy with the words written on his forehead rated PG-13. Amazing. Wow. See, Italiano, I mean, you won the case. Thank you so much. I told you I'm the best lawyer. Here's the crazy thing. He won it. by being agreeable. Yeah, by just saying he liked House of Gucci, which no one likes House of Greer.

Did you actually, were you lying? I love Hasaguchi. It reminds me on home. It's just like Mama used to make. Wow. Incredible. Well, guys, this is, I mean, great job. My mama made films.

Oh, I thought you meant the food. Yes. Or the clothes. My mama made, my mama made film. What did she do? Just like Mama used to make. My mama is Martin Scorsese's mama as well. What?

That's my brother. She's in Goodfellas. Yeah. Well, guys, look, we're running out of time. Italian. It's great to have you here. Thank you for having me. But we're, we only have time for one final feature on the show,

and that is, of course, a little something called plugs. I love my mommy and I love my dad. And I sure hope that they won't be too mad because I made a stinky boom boom right in my pants. And since I'm 30 and not a baby, it's extremely sad. And I hope there's baby wipes inside of the plug bag. Oh, well, that was charming. That was baby made a boom boom by four.

Ferg Berger. Thank you so much to Fergberger for that wonderful plugs theme submission. What'd you think of that, Bob? People have a lot of free time. Bob, what do you want to plug? Obviously, you have some... Oh, your book, too. Want to talk about your book? Oh, yeah. Let's talk about my memoir. Comedy, comedy, comedy, comedy, drama. If you want to hear all about the obscure comedy of the last 30 years, I can tell you about some of it. That's fair. I've heard it's very good. I've not read it yet. Oh, I wish I brought a copy. for you. I wish you had two. I mean, for the book release, we did the party and the, the courses, the courses were done in the same way, comedy, comedy, comedy, and the drama. Oh, so it was funny food for, yeah, it was funny food. Like, you know, like the grapes from, when you go to a haunted house, somebody's haunted house, you know. The grapes that's stomping. That feel like eyeballs or whatever. Banana peels. And then, yeah, like, some of this, like, inedible, you know, like a, like the strap of a jazz port backpack or stuff like that.

Funny. Yeah. And then, how did you do drama for it? You know, just the dramas, you know, just the dramas, you know, it's dessert, but it's like a chicken figure. You know, it's like, oh, it's not what you thought. Yeah, this is like an M-night Chambaline kind of thing. Wow. M-night was there, Nicole Scherziger, you know, the members of Queens-Rike were there. You know, I had Michael Rappaport, Leslie Jones. What a team.

Rappaport shows up to a lot of your parties. Yeah, Hieronymus Bosch was there. Had Michael Keaton, obviously, Joe Namath. It's just a sort of party in here. Wow. Okay, so that's in stores now, Bob. Sure, the book is in stores. Also, Cowbell Sal is coming to a close.

Ending wrapping up, so please do watch the final two weeks. And he is rapping during the final two episodes, right? Well, I'm spoiler alert number 900, but yes, I do rap most of the episode. Yeah. If you've seen the show, you know, I rap. It makes sense, yeah, in your off hours. We always see you, like, jotting down things in a notebook. Yeah.

And I assumed they were raps. The character's rap. Yeah. The original rapper. Right. Bobby Flay, what do you want to plug? Anything? Do you know the guy from future Ily's reps?

Yeah, I've heard that. I heard he's good, too. I did the name, Himlock Hurst. I've heard he's okay. Yeah, he's pretty good. Yeah. His 90 style is good. Yeah.

You know, you could just, I don't know, follow, I don't know, follow at Shrimp Jage, at Shrimp, J-A-J on Twitter. At Shrimp, J-A-J, J-A-J. That's all you want. Yeah, he's a buddy of mine, sort of. Is he any of your parties, or? Yeah, he comes to my parties sometimes. Yeah, James Lossy Johnson,

he comes to some of my parties, you know, him, you know, maybe Leighton Meester might be there. I don't know. You know, the gossip, all the gossip girl people, you know. All the gossip girl. James is a huge fan of gossip girl, yeah. Well, Bob worked with Leighton Meester once.

Oh, yeah? I sure did. Yeah. Yeah, Blair Underwood was there. He was under there? Blair from Gossip Girl and also the act of Blair Underwood were both there. Really? Okay.

Yeah. Italiano, what do you want to plug? Anything? If you like TV shows, you can scream. You can scream. Scream for you like in TV shows And you could also stream Grand Crew on Peacock or Hulu right now

All the episodes Oh, that's a great show And give up for the season two Also, if you like TV shows like Gossip Girl There's a podcast that I like It's called XOXO Gossip Kings Where they rewatching the whole series of Gossip Girl

Listen to that wherever you get your podcast Also if you like other basketball TV shows Listen to the Flagrin ones Hosted by Carl Tart, Hayes, Davenport, Sean Clements of Hollywood Handbook fame Well, that's a lot of plugs But I'll allow it All right, I want to plug, look, we just finished the first week of the Comedy Bang Bang Tour.

I think you might have been on one of these shows. I will be. You were. I have work. But we have another three weeks to go starting this Wednesday. We're in San Francisco. And then we go to Portland, Vancouver, Seattle, and then all over the south and then the east. Come out and see us.

You can get all of these tickets over at CBBWorld.com slash tour. And while you're at CBB World, you can also listen to the tour as we're doing. doing it. We're putting up the shows as we do them. And all the Maximus subscribers get to listen to those. So, uh, subscribe and enjoy the entire tour. And, uh, all right, let's close up the old plug bag. to start to close it but don't close it too much or you open up the plug bag we're opening up that plug back and when you open up that plug back you open up your heart for the rest of the world I'm talking open up the blood bag I open up your plug bag

Oh wow that was fantastic That was awesome That was autumn plug bag by Dig It Out. or digital. I'm not quite sure how it's spelled. But thank you to dig it out for that.

And Bob, thank you so much for being here. Such an honor to have you in your, oh, that's nice of you.

Your pre- Emmy month here. Oh, see what happens, boy. Boy. Gave it a run. We gave it our best. Well, you were nominated,

so you're going to definitely go, so you get a free party. I'm starting to paint my tuxedo now. With what? Black paint. Oh, really?

Did you buy it white? Is that? No, I just think it needs a fresh coat. Okay, great. And Bobby Flay, great to meet you. You got to do one of our parties here. Oh, yeah, I love to do a comedy, baby, party.

Yeah, we have weekly parties. Yeah, yeah, definitely. You got to do one. Yeah, wolf. I mean, I could cook wolf. Yeah, that would be... And the ears. I get the ears. I mean, the ears aren't necessarily best, I would, I think it's more the underside. The under side. The underside of the years? Underside of the ears? Or... Undercide, though. I mean, you can do the underside of the ear. I just think it's a little... I don't know. It's not really

the same as like a... I mean, you do like a Guantiali kind of thing. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, like a pig. ear, you do like a pig ear, but you're just a wolf ear. Right. Okay. Yeah, sure. Whatever you want to do, though, it's great. But, you know, like make it beforehand, though. You know, I'm going to make you make it. Why?

So you can yell at you. It's like a yell at you. All right, all right, I get it. I'm going to bring the knives. You're inexperienced with knives as sharp. You're going to cut yourself. I yell at you. You're stupid. Or your parents made bad financial decisions in the 80s, you know, just general results. Actually, they actually did. Uh, and

Italiano Jones. Thank you for fighting for me. I will always fight for you, Scott. I love you just like my mama. It's weird that you love me as much as you love your mama. You have done more for me than she has. I mean, she gave you life. What have I given you? She never let me come to the Sunset Boulevard area.

It's the Sunset Boulevard area. We've got to be sure. All right, guys. We'll see you next week. Thanks. Bye.