Comedy Bang Bang: The Podcast - Bonus Bang: Entrée PeeE Neur's Entrepreneur Tour featuring Appetizer PeeE Neur Episode One (Ego Nwodim, Paul F. Tompkins, Lily Sullivan. Drew Tarver, Vic Michaelis, Will Hines)

Episode Date: November 20, 2025

Celebrity inventor Entrée PeeE Neur finally has her own show! And she's brought her brother, Appetizer PeeE Neur, along with her. And they're ready to invest their own rectangles if they particularly like an idea from our stable of entrepreneurs. First up, married couple Pat & Paul Schmazstonsz (Paul F. Tompkins, Lily Sullivan) have an idea for something to improve their community. Then, Parents Foster (Drew Tarver) pitches an innovative restaurant he's come up with. Next, Alex Lily (Vic Michaelis) pitches her half of an idea. And lastly, Ralph Devoe (Will Hines) has a unique invention he'd like the duo to invest in. Don’t forget to check out the Comedy Bang! Bang! Action Figures at shop.figurecollections.com and go to actionfigureseller.com for international purchases. If you want more great episodes of Comedy Bang! Bang! become a subscriber at comedybangbangworld.com. We have all of the past episodes from the archives, every live show, ad-free new episodes, and original shows like CBB Presents and Scott Hasn’t Seen. Find more great Comedy Bang! Bang! merch at https://www.podswag.com/collections/comedy-bang-bang Get access to all the podcasts you love, music channels and radio shows with the SiriusXM App! Get 3 months free using this show link: https://siriusxm.com/cbb Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Hey, everyone. Scott Ackerman here and welcome to another bonus bang, where we are re-releasing great episodes of comedy bang, bang, bang out from behind the paywall. And this is a great one, very special one this week. We're in the middle of a series we're calling a buffet of entrees, which of course features that queen of invention and hustle, Entre P. Neuer, played by Ego Wodem, who you might know from Saturday Night Live. Now, this episode is called Entre P. Newer's Entrepreneur Tour featuring Appetizer P. Neuer, Episode 1. Now, this was a CBB Presents original. Now, CBB Presents, of course, are shows featuring Comedy Bang Bang guests and characters hosting their own shows. You can find all of those at CBB World. And it was originally released on January 19, 20, 2020. in the CBB Presents Feed. Now, this is where Entre Pinoer gets her own show

and Carl Tart as her brother, Appetizer Pinoer, he co-hosts the show with her, and they are ready to invest in any upstart project only, only if they like the pitch. Now, who are the guests? We have Paul F. Tompkins and Lily Sullivan

as a married couple named Pat and Paul Schmashton's, I believe, who have an idea for something. More pitches come from Drew Tarver as parents Foster, Vic McAulis as Alex Lilly, and Will Hines as Ralph DeVoe. And you're going to enjoy this. This was exclusive to CBB World,

and we're letting it out from behind the paywall. Now, if you enjoy this and you want to hear other great episodes of Comedy Bang Bang or CBB Presents, become a subscriber at CBBWorld.com. We have all of the past episodes from the archives, every live show we've ever done, ad-free new episodes, and original shows like CBB Presents, Scott hasn't seen.

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for international purchases, by the way, with lower import fees. Now, we're going to be back Monday with a new episode of Comedy Bang Bang, but until then, enjoy this bonus bang. CBB Presents. This is Entrepreneur's Entrepreneur Tour. We're inventors and entrepreneurs from around the globe dream of a chance to secure an investment from entrepreneur, Gaining a powerful partner to start, grow, or save their businesses and inventions.

I'm asking for $100,000. Stop the madness. If Andre hears a great idea, she's ready to invest, using her own money. I can't accept your offer. Whoa, you're telling me you're going to turn down a quarter of a million rectangles with pictures of old white men on them. And right beside her is her brother, appetizer Pino. ready to back her up every step of the way. What's going on?

What are all these microphones for? But first, the entrepreneurs must convince entrepidur to invest the full amount they're asking for or they'll walk away with nothing. There are companies out there that are valuating the company at 1.5 million. How many of who? And at the end of their pitch,

our contestants will be invited to get Get on the tour bus or be kicked off the tour forever. I'm telling you, this is one of the most interesting inventions the world has ever seen. That's a horrible idea. It's not even rectangular. It's circular. What is happening right now? Who are our hosts? Entrepreneur is an inventor who comes up with many ideas for businesses and inventions that have already been created.

She has a habit of describing concepts in terms of their shapes. particularly rectangles. Well, if you don't like my terms, my offer is off this rectangle I eat my food on. And as for appetizer, P. Noor, according to the comedy Bang Bang Wiki, he is entre's estranged brother, who had to give up his dream

to take care of their sick mother, Ma Noor. He has been a devout Satanist ever since attending the original Woodstock Festival. His many jobs over the years include being an early employee for Taco Bell and performing as the fourth lead guitarist in the Eagles. He has a tramp stamp tattoo of former president, Rutherford B. Hayes. What?

Can a guy love Rutherford B. Hayes? And now, get ready for our sharks to enter the... I mean, get ready for our people to take the tour. It's Antre P. Noor's Entrepreneur Tour, featuring appetizer Pinoor. Well, ladies and gentlemen and everything in between, it's me your favorite entrepreneur. Really the only entrepreneur that ever is.

Entrapinua. And I am all about the money or Bitcoin and my rectangular, rectangular inventions. So anyway, we'll be talking to some people. But first I want to introduce my brother, Appetizer P. Neuer. Hello, brother, Maine. Things are bad.

Oh, well, why do you say that? Why have you left me home with mine newer? She's getting worse and worse and worse. Well, that's what happens when somebody's sick. People don't get better. They get worse. Some people get better when they're sick. Name one person that got better when they're sick.

I'll tell you. Tell me one. I forgot. Exactly. Point in case. Point made in this case. Case in point. Is it case and point?

Case in point. Case in point. Well, look, look at us. We could be lawyers. We could be lawyers, doctors, anything we put our minds to. But guess what we're not going to do, be doctors' lawyers. Because we didn't put our minds to it. I'm not putting my mind to that mess.

I wouldn't put my mind to nothing that I don't want my mind to be put to. Not me, not you. They say a mind is a terrible thing to waste. No, it's not. No, it's not. It's a good thing to waste sometimes. Let me tell you about it. They say great mind.

think alike and I'm like great minds do not think honey no great minds don't think they do listen doers speak on it you know what else though I tell people all the time people come to me they say how do I get to invent and stuff how do I get to be like you all my worldly success and I say it's one of those things you're born with you either got it or you don't there are some things you could do to help you know of course everybody knows every good invention starts with a rectangle but that's again Just the fact got me giggling. Remember legs? Panyhole?

I sure do. They used to sell them in the grocery store. Do you remember Dunkeroo's? No. Okay. Well, that's enough, y'all. We need to go ahead and get to it. There's enough of me and my brother going back and forth.

This is what we do at home and we should keep it to home. Anyway, we're going to hear from some wonderful entrepreneurs today. or, well, I'm calling them wonderful, maybe a little prematurely. We don't know how good they are they aren't. So I'm going to be hearing from some entrepreneurs today and we'll decide if we want to go into business with them. And if we do, it's going to be a good time. And if we don't, they're going to jail.

They are going to jail. Period. That's period. Okay. I'll tell you what we're not about to do. Send them home. No. You don't get to go home when you come on this show.

After you come on this show, you have to go to prison. The stakes are high, but the profits could be higher, all right? The prosecution could be even higher. And it just depends how the crooky crumbles. How the crooky crumbles, how the crooked cumbles. Oh, the crooky combos. All right. Let's get to our first entrepreneur.

Stepping onto the tour bus now are our first entrepreneurs. And Paul Smash Tons, a married couple from Stench, Ohio. Hi, Paneers. I'm Pat. And I'm Paul. And we are the Shmashdons. Oh, okay. How you spell that?

S-C-H-M-A-Z, S-T-O-N-S-Z. Oh, the Smast-E. Okay, that's right. Okay. What do you have for? us. Well, today. Today, how many times does this happen to you?

How many times have you been waltzing around the block? You say to yourself, I want to get to know my neighbors. I don't dance. I don't dance, just for the record. I dance. I do the Watusi. Well, I don't, well, you know, listen, he does the Watusi, and I do just pull up my pants and lean back, lean back, so, but that's different.

This is perfect because what we're saying. is, what about the people who don't waltz around the block? We're talking about the shut-ins. How do you spell it? S-C-H-U-T-E-I-N-S-Z. Oh, the shut-ins. Yes. These are people that, for whatever reason, won't or can't, go outside of their house

to waltz around the block. Mostly we're talking about the people who won't. Not the people I can. And you keep saying these, and here's what we got. But what is it? What's the end? I'm glad you ask. How many times has a shut-in person said,

Huh, I need to get something to eat. But I don't like to leave my house for whatever reason. But I also don't like those delivery services that bring the food to you. But again, I'm hungry and need food for sustenance. What do I do? I know if I drink water every three days, I can survive for a longer time. I know that if I put food into my body, I will feel better and less angry and strutely. I know that I can sometimes tell myself that a candy bar is for energy.

Okay, I have a question. I know that. I have a question. Are you too intimate? You're married? Because this is, this looks like community theater. That's where we met. Yeah.

We were putting on a production of. I don't care. I'm so sorry because we're on a time crunch. The skin of our teeth. I can't. We both got cast as the mammoth. I was the front. He was the back.

And people raved about our performance. The way we move those legs around. So what do you? have for us today? Are you a lady? Who are you talking to? Paul. I am a lady.

Yes, and I am too. We are a lesbian couple. I hate to do this, but what do you have? Well. You're by. No, actually, now tell us more about that. Pat, you promised you wouldn't bring that up. Tell us more about that.

I thought it came up naturally. It's better if we're a united front. What's her name again? We're still united. I'm committed to you. I just happen to be by. That's true. Okay.

Tell us more about it. My name's Pat. My name is Paul. Pat and Paul. So this causes friction in your union. Rob and Pat to pay Paul. Listen, hon. Listen, I appetizer.

If I had a nickel. That's what our mother always said. Always said robin pat to pay Paul. Don't do it. The thing is we used to have a third. Mary. Pat, Paul, and Mary. We were a thruple.

And you had to get rid of her because her name ain't start with a pee, huh? That's right. Also, she couldn't sing. She could not sing. Oh, y'all can sing. Yes. Well, now, what product do you have? Maybe you could sing to me about the product you have?

Has this ever happened to you? Listen, listen, listen, I'm tired of these questions. Well, they're rhetorical. Well, I don't like them because I'm not going to tell you what's happened in my life because you wouldn't have the time to hear it. Let us rephrase musically. This has happened to you. Has this ever happened to you?

Has this ever happened to you? Or a shut and you're in your home You're sitting there Oh no I'm hungry What am I to do I don't like those delivery services What am I to do Oh I know now what I'll do

I'll have a neighbor friend Who works for an organization called Shabbas Goy Incorporated Shabbas Goy Yes now we come down to it Now here's the just Chavez Coi Incorporated

Coy or Goy? Goy. Okay, because Paul said coy. Oh, no, I said Goy. Okay. We both said Goy. Maybe there was something tickled. We absolutely both said G-G.

Sometimes our G's sound like K's. Okay, all right. Or C's. C's. I was thinking C's. Or C's. Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, oh, boy, oh, bye. I think we all get it.

Excuse me, oh, bye, oh, bye. It's not okay, okay, okay. At Shabbas Gloy Incorporated, what we do is we hire fellow neighbors in the community. You know how Jewish people who are very devout. Hold on. It's okay. I want to hear. I promise it will be fine.

I want to hear. I promise it will be fine. Oh, don't do that. Hold the fire. Everyone. I wouldn't do that. Don't burn the fire. Don't burn the house down yet.

With the messenger inside. Okay. Very devout Jewish people, when they observe certain holidays, they need a friend who is not Jewish to come in the house and turn on their electronics for them. This is the Shabbas Goy. So using that same sentiment we thought, what about the shut-ins? It's a beautiful sentiment. Why not

us use it too? Why don't we steal it? So we're not for capital games. So this is a service, not a product. It is a service that gets you products. So, in theory, do you mind if I sing it? I would love

for you to sing it. Boy. The neighbor in the community. Goes to the stop and shop and buys up all the cuss-coos. So I would love to stop. And he cooks back to the shuddin's house. We're on a-hooks up all the cuss-coos. I'll take it over. And then you have the cuss-coos in your house where you live, where you never ever leave.

You got the cuss-coos all up in that house where you live and you never have to leave. Okay, understood. Okay. And you never leave, but you're always there. You never leave between the cuss-c-c-c-c-c-you put up your hands like you just don't care. Coos-coos-body. C-coos-poohs-body. Goose Goose party is happening now

A goose goose party Goose party Goose party is a happening now I got a question Do you believe that coooscoos is a viable replacement for rice? No Me neither

I would never ever try and say What Something you could replace rice Okay What a ridiculous Say something like that What a ridiculous offensive question Okay here's the thing

All I was just served just now is hypotheticals, hypothetical questions, hypothetical scenarios, scenarios in which I have not found myself. You said, this has happened to you. Again, you don't know my life. Keep my life out your mouth. Yeah. It hasn't happened to me. I don't eat coos-coos. I'm allergic to grains. So what are you offering? Okay, well, so I'm glad that you said that. If you're allergic to to grains, we have a... No, no, you won't. You're not going to do it. I could see you gearing up. No, you're not going to... What about the shot into our allergic to him crines? Well, and if they can't include their sugar or anything that processes in the body and makes some shit.

I'm glad you at. So, what are we going to do? What are we going to do? We're going to get you some Oatly ice cream. Gone to get some Oatly ice cream. You can eat that all goddamn day and nobody will say boo to you. Now, Oatly ice cream. I didn't say I was lactose and Tyler.

Oatly party. Oatlea party. Oat is a great. Oats are grains. Oats are grains and you're pissing me off. Is that true? Oh, shit. Are they? I don't know.

If that's true, I've been really messing. I told you we should have read the dictionary before we came over here. Let's talk numbers. Again, we're not going to do that. Okay, we're not going to talk. Fine, you want to talk numbers, talk numbers. One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight. What we need on the ground tomorrow, what we need on the ground tomorrow is 500 people,

preferably neighbors, working in communities together, contacting. This is a big apartment complex in your mind and your vision? These are 500 people, a community of neighbors. We send them out, we disperse them throughout the city in all neighborhoods. That's right. Every neighborhood has a neighbor. Yes, because they are still, even if they're not neighbors of the people they're bringing the food to, they are still neighbors of someone, so they're neighbors.

Yes, they are neighbors, technically. So everybody is a neighbor. Every human being is a neighbor. I'm glad you said that. Well, yes, I'm glad you said that because even somebody who lives alone on a desert island. You don't look glad I said that. You're mean mugging me. You're ice grilling me.

I have RBS. I apologize. Rusted by face? Resting by face. I have. I have resting by face. I have IBS. Iritable bi syndrome.

Tell us more about it, though. What, what, because it can mean a number of things. Eritable bi syndrome. Could you please tell us what that means? I'm curious myself. Iritable bi syndrome is. Why do you tell my mom Luther. That's what it was.

That's what it was. What is it? You never told me about your diagnosis. When you're standing with a bisexual person, they get irritable. Oh, good. So then you have the syndrome. So then you have the syndrome. I make them get irritable when I stand next to it.

So you see, it's something. my fault. Okay. Is this a proximity? My IBS is acting up there. That's what I. Listen, I think it's clear. I think it's clear. What do we have? What's our verdict on these two? I don't have any money. Well, he's being polite. You're off the tour. Well, he's being polite. You're off the tour. Pack your bags and go be a neighbor. Just one more thing. I feel like I could change your mind. I feel like we could change your mind. This is going to do it. Pat. Every shutting gets an iPad. The iPads are all working systematically together to get the neighbors to the shut-ins as fast as possible. It's like a wrecking.

The iPads have no control over the iPads. The shuttons have no control over the iPads. They work independently of the shut-ins. If the shut-in is lucky, the shutting can get in on a food delivery wave. I'm grabbing my purse because you're off the tour and I have to go run an errand. Oh, that seems like you were going to give us money. I thought so, too. I'm grabbing my handbag to tell you you're off the tour.

grab your bags as well and go home it's been a pleasure and it's time and that's the police coming to get you because i've been asking you for some time the cops are coming for you we'll talk until they come no you need to you're off the tour next up a new entrepreneur has joined the tour parents foster Awful, Georgia. Hello, Andre P-N-R. Advertiser P-N-R. Hello. How are you?

I'm all right. My name is Parents Foster. Parents. Parents Foster. How do you spell that? P-A-R-E-N-T-S. Foster. Oh, parents.

Parents. Yeah, I mean. Okay. Yeah, so in the phone book it's Foster Parents. Oh. You still use phone books? I don't know if you saw the, me and the green. room, quite a few children, they call me, and they're looking for foster parents.

So you were born, wait, so you were born, not on me to hop, but you were bored. Do you want me to talk about my name? Well, you know, I do want to talk a little bit about your name. Yeah, people ask, we usually talk about my name for about 30, 45 minutes of Friday in the pit. Oh, you've done this before. So, so you were born, you came out of your mother. She looked at you and said, this boy's name is parents. Okay.

Got it. That's all I wanted to know. That's all. I'm an old soul. Two old souls who are married and have a children is what it felt like. Have a children. Okay. We love when families have a children.

They have a children. Okay. All right. Please get into your idea. Well, Andre, I am seeking $7,800 for a 50% share in my new business idea. Oh. Okay. How's this feel?

sounds troubling. Is that too low? It's too low. That's a little low. It's too low. Okay. I don't even know what the idea is, but that's too low. So you're in before I head on?

Well, let's see. Let's see what you talk about. What do you guys? All right. Like many of you, I am a picky eater, and it makes me nervous. I'm always getting invited to dinners, and I'm like, I wonder what restaurant we're going to eat out. Is it going to be too fancy for me?

Am I going to sweat trying to pick out a meal? Every time I'm in a restaurant, I am stumped by the menu. What's tartar? Do I like anchovy butter? A side of sun chokes. Well, entree, don't worry, because I'm here to... I was not ever worried. You weren't my experience, but...

I'm sorry to put that worry on you. Yeah. Entree, continue on how you are because I'm here to save you from all that hassle with my new restaurant, kids menu. Yep, I've gone and done it. Done what? Done what? Created it.

I know what it is. I've been gone and done it. You don't go and done it. Yep. I've gone and done it. Okay, what is it? We are all eyeing that kids menu anytime we look at a menu. It's usually on the back page and it's for people 12 and under.

No longer. My restaurant kids menu, the whole. Is this a pitch or a commercial? I'm enjoying it either way. Okay, okay. I just figured I'd have a long pre-roll. Okay, all right, go ahead. All right.

My restaurant, kids' menu, the whole menu is a kid's menu, and you can be any age to order it. Gone are the days of asking, is this menu just for kids? You can order just chicken fingers and fries freely without the shame of being a 50-year-old man who has a very unsophisticated palate. Gone are the days. So it's a commercial. Gone on the days is going to, that's given commercial. Yeah, yeah.

Gone are the days of you trying to figure out what prosciutto de Parma is. Now you can sit back, relax, and eat a small portion of spaghetti and meatballs with the side of fruit snacks and get on with your day. Gone are the days of you turning up your nose at a panchetta eggplant. Don't stress because we got you covered at kids' menu with a meal of grand crackers and a blue power aid. And entree, kids' menu isn't just a place where you can get food. Are you reaching for me because I don't look sold, but my brother... You're pulling back.

The longer this goes, you're pulling back from me. Because I see you have a whole other page. I see that document is two pages. And the font looks like Ariel 11. Maybe 10. And so I'm kind of, I'm trying to do math in my brain of how much long I can hear. This font's actually 10. So this is going to be about 10 pages, 10 minutes a page.

Okay. So I'm going to get it to my. I'm loving it. Okay. You like it. Okay. No, he said he's loving it. He's loving it.

He actually said he's loving it. And as a business owner, you have to be able to listen to your customers. He said he's loving it. And you said, oh, you're liking it? No, he's loving it. Well, I like the love is scary for me. When somebody says they love me, I usually don't say it back.

What do you say thank you? I say thank you, maybe in a couple months. And then I break it off early and I run. Understood. It's happened to the best of us. Gone are the days of sitting in a hard wooden adult chair and staring at an abstract painting that looks like a bloody bird. At kids' menu, you sit on beanbags and you can draw on the wall with crayons.

Okay. Yep. So this isn't just about food for you. No. You want to be a kid again. You were made old when you were born When your parents gave you the name parents You never had a childhood

You're like Michael Jackson No Yes you are You kind of look like it Don't you put that on me Yes you are You can't look like it No

You are wearing a bright shiny glove A sequin glove Listen And a jacket with all them zippers Your jerry girl is dripping all over my couch You got a lot of zippers on your face. Y, ignore my monkey. And you keep touching your penis.

Ignore my monkey. You keep touching your penis. Listen. Your face is kind of green. Listen, don't, but just because. Do you have a nose job? No. My nose just points up at the sun.

Come on now. Just because you missed your childhood does not mean it manifests itself in leather jacket, sequin gloves, and pants that are hiked up with the white socks. Okay? But, Entree, I am not even kid. Thank God. Well, on the second page. Andre, I am not even kidding when I ask you, are you in or are you in?

In front of you are a tasting menu of all of our dishes. A tasting menu of all of your dishes. Yes. So feel free to try. for you. We got butter noodles with cinnamon toast. Oh. Butter noodles with cinnamon toast. Appetise, why are you eating this?

You know your blood pressure's up. All right. I'm going to die. I'm going to die happy. He, he. Excuse me. Oh, my gosh. Excuse me. I got something in my throat.

What are your pronouns? My pronouns? Are they he-he-he? A-R-E-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-E-H-E-H-H-E-H-E-H-I-E-H-E-E-H-E-E-H-E-E-O-KK-E-K-E-K-G-G-E-K-G-G-G-E. Could you hand me that mirror? Who are you looking at? Who are you looking at? What do you need to be able for? What are you looking at?

Dang, I'm looking good. Chit-choo. Oh, my. Next up, petuccini and a souvenir glass. Oh, yeah. Lion cake. That's pretty good, ain't it? Mm-hmm.

Yep, cheese sticks a la mode. No, that's nasty, but it's good, too. Chicken noodle Kool-Aid. Oh. This is my heaven. Disney presents the diary of a wimpy kid cheese ravioli. Now, that one just, that one is just regular ravioli with the name of a movie, with the name of a movie, a children's movie.

Yeah, it harkens back to December 3rd, 2021 when that movie came out. I feel like I'm at a theater. Okay. What do you think about that dinner cereal, entre? I haven't tried it because I'm watching my weight. I'm watching my too Watching it go up I'm watching it

I'm watching Now do you have a criminal history I am a criminal Is it you have a rocky past or is it No it's pretty smooth Well I'm going to just ask you one question Why? Why? Why? What are you going to tell me Why this idea? When they say why? When they say why

Why? Why? Why? This is obvious. You don't want to... I'm tired of having to figure out what a leak is. No. No? You might not know that one. No, not too much of a deep cut.

Well, I was looking for you to tell me it was... Oh, wait. Hold on. You was... Do it again? Do it again. When I say... Why? Why? What are you going to tell me? Yeah, I knew that. Okay.

I'm telling y'all, if you missed your childhood, this stuff just happens. These songs, they just come out of you. What about, have you tried the beans with a giant Oreo? You know what? I haven't, but I will. You use the Oreo as a spoon. That's right. Instead of chips.

Instead of tortilla chips. That's right. That's right. Yeah. I will try that one because I do like, I like chips in dip. Mmm. Mmm. That's nice.

It seems beans and chocolate don't go too nice together, but... Yeah, I'm still... I am open to whatever you have. You know, once again, you get 50% share, $7,800. And I'm willing to budge on that. What if, okay, what... 80%? 80%.

80%. 80%? 20,000 bucks. $2,000? All right, hold on. Who are you consulting with it? My monkey. What do you think?

He said he wants bananas. He's always, I know he does. Amen. I'm in. A thousand dollars, 85%. $1,000, $85%. All right. Okay.

And do you take Bitcoin? I take ETH. ETH. ETH. Oh, okay. Ethereum. I say ethanol. I got some gas.

Yeah, I take a bag of gas. I take Bitcoin or a bag of gas. And you don't want it in a big content. You wanted it specifically in a bag. Yeah, I need it to flatten out. I need to lay it under my bed. Before we fully formally accept, what if we offered you several bags of gas, 90% ownership? I got a lot of it.

So you get 90% and I get several bags of gas. Several. Okay. Something about this is sounding good. As you can tell, I'm staying in the same place, but I'm leaning over forward, very far. forward and I got my hat on I mean I'm in what do you

you want it do you want it I'm in I mean I got other ideas Of course you in I'm in I heard this and I'm in I was not sold on this y'all thought I was pitching to you

I was pitching to me Okay All right all right well you know what We're in. You're in. Okay. It sounds like a fantastic idea we've got on our hands. Great.

Just seems like a child restaurant. So come on, would you stick around with us? Really? We'll hear some other pictures. I can sit here. Once you're here, your family. Really? Like red loft.

Just like red lobster. And if he fuck me good, I'll take his ass to Olive Garden. Really? Yeah. You'll take him and you'll get him this breadsticks? Yeah, I get him breadsticks and Alfredo sauce. People don't know to order a little side of Alfredo sauce. Oh, get that.

To dip the breadsticks. So would you join us to hear some other pictures? We would love to have you. Absolutely. Okay. Thank you. You're welcome. I sit right here beside you.

You can sit right here beside me. Y'all got the chairs from the voice in here? Yes. We spin them around. They broke. We got the ones from season one. So these ones don't need to get a little oiled. Maybe we could use some of your bags of gas.

Coming aboard the tour bus now is one half of a business team from Barf Valley, Florida, Alex Lilly. Hi, I'm Alex Lilly. Okay, nice to meet you, Lily. Thank you so much for having me. I'm such a fan, and I'm so excited to be here. And of course, oh, sorry, normally my sister is here with me, so it's a little weird doing on my own. I mean, I get it. I work with my brother, and this is our good friend.

Hello, my name is parents. I'm sorry, you are here alone Oh, a hug, interesting Which one is Alex and which one is Lily? So my name is Alex Lily And my sister is Evangeline, Lily Oh, Evangeline, she's Christian Sweet Evangeline

Bhop, blah, bah Oh, not like that though, so, you know, that's fun But unfortunately Not religious, but not like that. Not like that, yeah, we don't, we didn't do, well, we didn't do rock music or anything like that. Yeah, so unfortunately, my sister does own 50% of the idea, so

I am only allowed to pitch my 50%. Now it's sort of like Evangeline, you look good, won't you back that ass up? You'll make fun. Okay, that's it. That is the one, actually, yeah. Is it like that Evangeline song?

Ride it. Let's do it. Sir, you're going to have to stop trying to hug me. You are so sweaty. Sorry. I am sweating in here, and this studio is cold. You shouldn't have popped that Molly before. I am sky.

It's big. I'm peeking right now. I'm gnawing on this pastime. I'm kind of into the dance, actually. Okay. Okay. Our apologies, please. No, of course.

So our idea is called pair redacted. So I'm not allowed to say the redacted part, unfortunately, because of the court case. Okay. I see you got a little display here, and one of it is, what side of it is heavily covered? That is correct. And due to legal reasons, I am not allowed to. Is your sister under that? Your sister eventually...

It is moving a little bit. Legally, I'm not allowed to say, but... Then why did you bring it? Listen, when we... On to a national program. When you two came knocking, I said, I got to answer the call. This is kind of massive for me. And even though my sister, again, for legal reasons, is not allowing me to present her half of the idea.

I said, I got to take this opportunity. You guys had a falling out. Yeah, we did have a bit of a fall. falling out, you know, it's siblings. And it ended in murder. Is your sister under that? Is your sister dead under that display? I don't know how to answer that right now.

What do you mean? How do you don't know how? My high is getting, going to be messed up if there's a dead lady under that. And I'm going to get extremely high. Oh, boy. I get high off a murder. I watch Discovery ID all day. Oh, yeah, you were geeked out on a murder-suicide wandering the streets the other day.

Okay, then you might like my idea. Okay, okay. So it's called Pear Redacted. It's a very exciting and new product that's going to be in. I'm so sorry to stop you. I hate to stop people in the middle of the pitches. You do? She hates it.

There's nothing I hate it. No, please. Anything for you, I'm such a fan. There's nothing I hate more than stopping people. I went for about 45 minutes as a prepared dialogue earlier. She's had it. She's had it. So, pair redacted, is it P-A-I-R or is it P-E-A-R?

Oh, or is it? That's a wonderful question. And one I would love to answer, but cannot for legal reasons. For legal reasons. Well, we got to kind of guess what this thing is. We got hers and pair something. Lily Alex was telling us more. Tell us more, Lily.

Go ahead. I hate to stop people. Lily, comma, Alex is my name. So basically this, of course. Comma is your middle name. I'm just lost. I'm lost. And baby, I'm listening to you,

but I'm getting more lost, the more I listen. The more I listen, the more I'm sort of like Ray Charles out here. No, of course. I'm so sorry. I'm going to make this as clear as possible. Please, okay.

My sister and I had a normal sort of falling out that siblings have with each other sometimes, right? You know, you start a business to get. and everything's great, right? And then maybe you walk into work one day and she says something about your shoes and she didn't mean it in a bad way, but it sort of rubs you the wrong way, right?

And then she sleeps with your steps on Rombus and it sort of changes the dynamic, right? Oh, my God. She wants to be called your stepdaughter and that's a step too far, right? Okay. So what's the product? Par-redacted.

Right. We are booming within certain redacted sectors. It's really a spectacular product. We are in several grocery stores on a redacted house. So on the redacted part, now is this like algebra where redacted represents the same word every time you say it? Yeah, are we solving for redacted here? We are solving for redacted if redacted was a completely different word and idea each time it was presented.

So it's varying. We're not solving for redacted because, okay. Redacted coast. Redacted coast. Because it could be the ivory coast. Redacted coast. Okay. But it also could be redacted coast, West Coast.

West Coast, East Coast, Ivory Coast. For legal reasons, I can't say, but I'll give you a clue, neither is correct. Coastalriced. Out of those three, neither is correct. Okay. But it could be any word in the English language. Okay. Harlequin.

Great guess. Oh, that is a fantastic guess. For which one? All of them? Pear Harlequin. Per Harlequin. Harlem Knights. Close but no cigar.

The Godfather of Harlem. Very, very close. It's interesting. Forrest Whitaker. No, no. Actually, he and another very famous actor both agreed to be spokespeople. Really? Okay, great.

We love this. Who is the other famous actor? You got to say. Okay. Chris. Cross. Close. Preemsworth.

Close. Evans. Clothes. It's Chris Rock. Climmers. We're both close. Crick. Clingle.

Chris. Cring. It is Santa. It's Santa. Santa Claus. It's Chris Cringle. Chris Pringle, the Pringle man. It's good.

We're done guessing. I think so. It is an actor who played Chris Kringle. It is an actor who played Chris Kringle. Tim Allen. Okay. I can't say, I can't say it's redacted. Oh no, he played bad.

You should host a murder mystery. You should, that should be the product. Do you think? You should host a murder mystery. That means a lot to hear you say that actually. Now, show us, we're your friends and family here. Show us what's your friends and family here. under the covered display.

How do you trust us? Yeah, we're your family. We want to sleep with Rambas, too. A man and just real big boxers doing Molly over here. Your stepchildren, yeah, that's all. Alex, Lily. Whichever you are. Whoever you are, comma, what is the company?

Don't say the name. Just tell me in five words or less. What's the company? I ran it with my sister. And I'm out of words. Unfortunately. Okay. Should we give her some words from the word bank?

Oh, we bring it out the word bank? We're bringing out the word bank. Yes. I'm going to wheel it out. Wait, got to put your dress on first. Wait, wait.

Zip me up. What's up? We got the word bank. Which out? I'm pulling it out. Are you going to spin it? So we can give it. It's not.

I thought this was going to go like bingo. It's more. like Wheel of Fortune. Reach up real high and pull it hard down. How many words does it say she get? One. One word. Wait, but let's get you out the dress before you think about the word.

I'm going to get you out of the dress. All right. Wheel that back. All right, I'm back. His hips are full of. Anyway. And I get one more word? Yeah, one more word.

Exciting. Oh, my God. Can I get one more wheel? Can I get one more roll? Put the dress back off. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I should have asked before you took the dress off.

But you seem to like the dance. No, go high. Pull hot. Read the very time. Six. Six words. Six words or less. I'm not a bad person.

a bad person. One more word. Murder. Murder. That's a dead body. You killed her for rhombus? It's a dead body, but it's not who you're expecting. It's rhombus? It's rhombus.

Good. Well, I'm glad because usually people, women get mad at other women for sleeping with their men, but the man gets to go scotch-free. Can I be honest? It wasn't even about that. He keeps trying to get me to do his laundry, and it is stiff as a board. Now, what's stiff as aboard?

His body now, rigoridust and kicked in, or do you mean he's... Well, I mean a little bit of both, and let's put it this way. He really could have used our product. Okay, well, now I'm really curious about the product. Is it an anti-inflammatory? I really hate to do this. Legally, I am not allowed to say. Does it make your cum not dry?

Does it keep your cum wet? Please say, yes. Does it keep the cum wet? All right, you know what? Come on, cum add it if it keeps it wet. And it's made from pears. How about this? I'll tell you what the product is.

Leaving all legal ramifications to myself if you promise to bail me out. We can't make that promise. Go ahead and tell us. Pear applesauce. It's like applesauce, but made of pears instead of apples. Oh, you're going to jail. Oh, no. Oh, you go to jail.

You go to jail today. Wait, come on. You said we were family. What about all of you wanting to fuck my son, steps on rhombus? Who's going to jail today? No, unfortunately, we're not, we're not in. We're not in. You're a murderer.

We can't go into business with a felon. With a felon, we're not going into business. I think we can agree, yes? Yes. You are going to jail. You are going to jail, so you're off the tour. Period. Period.

Period. Period. Period. Period. Period. Commit. Commit. Commit.

Period. When I get out, just promise me you'll let me pitch my new idea. No. You're not going to make any promises. No. You're not getting out. And just make the promise. Come on.

Come on. Look at my come. It is dry. We had one thing we wanted. Parents. Parents. And I love applesau. Parents and I love applesau.

Parents and love episodes. Kids menu. That was parents' business. No, you're off the tour and you're going to jail. I didn't even know there was a tour. Yeah, you're off the tour. This is a tough day for me. Most of the people were kicking off the tour

are ending up in prison. I see. Yeah, cops came and got the other ones too. You are going to jail, period. We are calling the cops on you, comment, period. What about semicolent? Semicolent. In tarot banks.

Parentheses. At least give me one of those deli sandwiches to go. Come on. All right. But you get the worst one. No. You get Togo's chicken salad. No, come on.

I'm going to jail. Give me the turkey. You don't get no turkey. Jersey mics without the mics way. Take it. Take it. Jersey Mikes without the mics. It's just Jersey.

It's just jerse. It's a sandwich from New Jersey. Wait. Well, okay, if I'm going to jail, at least give me one thing. You have asked you a sandwich. You gave you a sandwich. You keep asking for stuff. That's the one.

That's what, okay. If we got to give you, well, if you want to get something else, we got to, we got to bring out the wheel again. All right. I've never took it off. I never take the dress off. Okay. Three, three. An alibi, please.

Just one little alibi, come on. You got any alibis lying around? I got no alibis. I ran out of alibis. Oh, got no lies. I most certainly don't got no alibi. How would we say the weird, tall, sweaty one killed rhombus? Come on.

No, we like parents. They like me. What does he have that I don't have, huh? He looks like Michael Jackson. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. I forgot about that. Those are his pronouns.

Our final. Our final entrepreneur, our... Our final entrepreneur steps on to the tour bus. Ralph DeVoe from... Michigan. Okay, another, another mother lover. All right. Well, I don't know if you love your mother.

I do. Okay, we love that then. So you are another mother lover. Nice guy. Okay, great. Uh-huh. So this, I'm, as you know, Antre P. Neuer. Yes.

My brother, appetizer. Hello. And we've got parents. Parents, Foster. How you doing? Oh, were you supposed to be here? No, I'm just standing off to the side of them. They like my idea and I'm here now.

Yeah, they're sitting and you're standing. Everything all right? I'm just going to stand in here. I pulled a light towards my face, and I got some light on it now, so I'm part of the sharks. I'd say you have a lot of light on it. Look, is straight up ghost story. Yeah, I did not realize this light was like a dentist's office line. Open your eyes.

Open your eyes. Oh, God. Damn, the whites of my eyes are red. It's like one hour photo. So what do you got for us today? We don't have too much time for you. You got in a hurry already? I've been here about a minute.

We don't have much time at all. I've been looking forward to this for a while. while, and you're rushing me out right at the beginning. You've been in the waiting room for a while, and we don't have much time for you. Okay, well, I appreciate your honesty. My name is Ralph DeVoe. Okay. And I have a great product for you.

I think you're going to be really interested in it. Okay. What is it? It's this cube I'm holding in my hand right here. This is the Block Talker. Awesome. Keep going. Okay.

Well, parents, I showed my cards. Parents, come on, poke a face. Okay. Poke a face. All right. Poke a face. Give me my sunglasses. Okay, there you go.

There you go. Block Talker. Now, I got to warn you, it's a little complicated, okay? But just stay with me. I think you're going to like it. Okay. So now, if you are aware, there are things called iPhones. Sure.

And there are voice commands for these iPhones. But I don't know if you've had this experience, but if you try to use, you probably haven't. Okay, don't guess you might have had this experience. If you try to use the voice commands, I find them to be sort of unreliable. specifically if I'm driving in my car my iPhone is up on the dashboard and I try to tell it to play music it doesn't understand what I'd say.

I hate to interrupt you, but what if you have an Android? She does not like to do this. I really, this is, honestly, I don't have no peace at night when I go to bed because I'm thinking about how when I interrupt people. It bothers you that much? It bothers me. You have done it to me about four times already.

No, no, no. She hates doing it. I hate to do it. I can see the pain in your eyes. Now, what if you have an Android? This will work for an Android. This will work for an Android. Android. Okay. And if you have like a, um, okay.

An old Android. Wait, do you mean, do you mean an Android operating system phone or do you mean like if you have a part machine, part human robot? Well, maybe both. Okay, it won't work for a part human, part machine creature. But what if you have a part human, part machine creature and you have an Android phone? The Android phone part is going to work great. It's going to work well. So you can have a part creature. It just won't be involved. Like that just won't be part of the experience. And I might not be involved in this either, to be honest.

What if you have an LG child? The way this pitch is going, I might not be... I don't think I'm doing so bad. An LG chocolate? Yeah. What is that? That brown razor phone that came out in 06. That will not be affected by the problem.

What if you have a T-Mobile sidekick? Nothing. This will do nothing. What if you have a Nokia brick phone? Nothing. What if you got a bag phone made out of pleather? I don't think it'll have... I haven't tested it on a bag phone.

And what if it's a boost I-95? It needs to be an iPhone. The highway. Or Android. with that accepts voice commands. Okay. Okay. I'm sorry to interrupt you.

That's quite all right. I appreciate your apology. That's quite gracious. I hate that I did it. You look fine with it, but that's all right. The block talker will execute voice commands so that your iPhone or Android phone understands them. So you talk to the block talker and the block talker talks to the phone and then you can have the phone do what you want. But what if you just want to talk directly.

the phone. You can't do that. You have to talk away. We can't hear you. So you have to, before you use this block talker, you have to hide your phone. You just have to position things. If you're driving, I've tested this in my car. So if I'm driving, okay, what? So I've tested this in my car. Which I don't. You have, you don't drive in the car? I don't drive. I have a driver. I got money. I pay my drive at cryptocurrency. Really? Yes, I do. And the driver accepts cryptocurrency? She sure does. She pays so much mining fees Every time she pays her driver It's crazy

Oh yeah, you can like mine cryptocurrency The car has a mining machine in the trunk The emissions that it put out It's crazy It sounds bad I've never understood the crypto stuff I straight away So this your phone kind of becomes a busy CEO

And the block talker is kind of like Your phone's assistant Yeah the assistant yeah So you tried it in your car I've tried it in my car I'm sorry that I did interrupt you there just as well because I do recognize that was maybe the fifth time. It means a lot to me that you do apologize.

I guess it's not worth pointing out that by apologizing, you're doubling the interruption time each time. Six. But I do appreciate the intent. Okay. I'm in my car. I have the iPhone up on the dashboard. I'll have the block talker sitting in my passenger seat.

Passengers side of your best friend's ride, trying to holler at me. Yeah. Okay. So in other words, the block talker. is a scrub. It can be a scrub. Okay.

The block talker is a scrub. It's trying to holler. We don't like scrubs. It's actually is. It's trying to holler at the iPhone. Well, what if we don't want no scrub? In this scenario, you're going to need to want this particular scrub. So just think of a scrub that transcends its scrubbedum.

Okay. Into it's got some redeeming factor. So that's eight times that I interrupted you. Let me, that's nine because I called it out or is this. You don't have to count. I'm actually one ahead. Yeah, because the counting adds one. So if this was really 10, right now, we're currently in 11 still.

But anyway, it doesn't matter. At any rate, continue. Okay, so you have the block talker in the passenger seat. It's a scrub. And you have to talk directly to the block talker, but in a way that your voice is not heard by the phone. So you tilt your head to the right. Look down at your seat and just talk right at the block talker. Open Spotify, for example.

Sure. And where's the phone again? Up on the dashboard. Well, I feel like the roof It can't be on the roof. It won't worry if it's on the roof. Well, no, what's the rest of that song? When the world starts getting you down, all you got to do is get all the rooms. It's like a suicide enableer.

That sounds like a terrible song. It's about a guy who killed himself. Oh, my gosh. I really did not know that. That's such an uplifting song right up until this moment. Okay, okay. So here's the thing. You can't put the phone on the roof.

It won't work. Siri. Gun in my mouth. That's the second one. I never thought about it. When you actually spell out the lyrics, it's very clear. It's clear. Wasn't it the third verse is, take a bunch of pills?

Take a bunch of pills and get on the room. It's a really toxic song. It's not good. It's beautiful, though, the melody. Oh, the music is to die for, unfortunately. Okay. Well, to die for, we like you. You've got a spunk about you.

I have a spunk about me? You've got a spunk. That's what my wife tells me. Well, I want to take a little scoop out of this bag of Molly right here? A scoop? Yeah, just a little bag? Put a little bit on the key. How much do I get it in a scoop?

Yeah, you can just take a little... Or you can put it in your water. A little teaspoon. Call it Molly water. Molly water. All right, I'll take a little... Yeah, give me half a teaspoon. All right, there you go.

Just a little tab, all right. And take one of my perkinset. Okay. That'll bring you down, down, down. All right, here. And you want a zan? You want a half of zan? You'll be out like a light.

Okay. Entry's got zany bars. So I'll have half a scoop of Molly powder. Like a light. Out like a light. Like a light. Like a light. Slep through the flight.

Some of these songs I don't know, but I'm assuming that... You don't know Slep Through the Flight. I've never heard of Slep Through the Flight. No. It sounds good. That sounds good. How long have you guys been pitching before I came in? It sounds like maybe for a while or?

No, no. It's the first one of the day. First fun, but we don't have much time. We don't have much time. We got to go. Okay. I just want to express my concern. Yes, I'd love to hear it.

Yes, thank you. The iPhone is going to pick up your voice if it is on the dashboard. Are you whispering to the block talk? Yes. You go like this place, open Spotify. And the block talker says in a nice, clear voice, Siri, open Spotify. Okay. Well.

Not excited? See, you have a driver. You haven't had the, this is a really particular problem that I really want. It just feels like there's a middleman when it don't need to be a middleman. You need the middleman. And, you know, this is just version 1.0 of BlockToker, with your funding, I'll be able to have it do other things with the iPhone. 1.0. Couldn't you just say 1?

No. Okay. I need those decimal places because I like, I like small baby steps. Decimals. I love decimals. Could the BlockToker do a test? text for you, kind of a text to talk? Nope.

Just open Spotify. Only open Spotify. You were able to create. It also doesn't open Apple music. I don't really like that. What did you say your name was again? I hate to interrupt. Ralph Devo.

That's all right. You just met me. Any relation to Belbibb? I wish. I wish. Is Belbiv Devo a person? It's like one guy. It's like one guy.

Bill Biv Devo. I need a one guy. By Bivdvo. Well, he does a lot. He does a lot. He does a lot. In my mind One more time

One guy Got an energy On my Five Yeah One more time To I go That song's about

Killing yourself Yeah That one is Yep I thought you were Gonna do A Belle Biv DeVos song

What song is that? That's one guy By Drake One Just Okay I need a one guy Got an

Hennessy On my One more time Till I go Higher power Taking a toll That's him Going to Heaven

Yeah I never knew That one was about dying so much. Okay, so here's... Well, I can see that you're bored, but let me try to sell this. No, I'm not bored. I had something, I had something for you.

Because you seem talented, Ralph. Oh, I am. You do seem talented. I play piano. Oh, very nice. Good for you. As a child or you'd play now as an adult. I know, I have to be a child.

Okay. I can't do it as an adult. I have to pretend I'm a child. Okay, I like this. I like this. This is parents. Yeah. Oh, wow.

Remember that? Michael, you're a lot. Yes, dude. No, it's just me. I look a lot like him. You look just like Michael Jackson. Yeah, I didn't have a childhood. His pronouns.

You know what your pronouns? Your pronouns are he slash he? Yeah, that's it. I'm sorry, I wasn't using those before. Have you ever tried calling he or him? Because he gets pissed. I don't get pissed. Have I?

No, you've seen my entire interaction. Do it. Do it. I love him. Oh! Wow, that was offended. That was very offended. That was a classic.

M.J. Y'all. We have every right to. I'm sorry I got those pronouns. No, but I do want to say you're very talented. Thank you. Here's my idea for you. I don't usually do this because my ideas run for a very high price. Okay, just know that. Thank you so much in advance. It seems you have created something that is able to, with ease, pick up the human voice in a way maybe the iPhone is struggling.

You said it's struggling. So it sounds like you have a technology that you could just then take to Apple and they would buy the technology. The technology is fantastic. It's unbelievably sensitive and accurate. Who needs another thing they need to carry around on their hip? Okay. You know? Where are you supposed to, does it come with a clip the box?

That's a great question. Like with a page it. No, you got to carry it. You got to hold it in your palm or in a seat. So no. It's not on fabric or skin. It shuts down. Not leather?

No. You got to have glossies. Can't be leather. If you have too much money, this is a real salt of the earth types. I think you should take this. Who have iPhones? Or Android. Or Android phones.

If you have an Android, that's irrelevant. Okay. Okay. Well, I just think you should take this technology. The technology is great. Yeah, theoretically you could use it for lots of things, but I refuse. Okay. Well, listen, I refuse to invest.

I don't believe in tools. I do, too. I don't know. Please, come on. You haven't heard my offer. Okay. What's the offer? I'm offering 15% of my company.

Mm-mm. You got to start out on 80. You got to start 80. You go from 80. You want 85% of my... So start there. Yeah. 85.

Hypothetically. 85% of my company. Okay. Four. I'm looking for $10,000. The police coming. We're going to jail tonight. You go to jail tonight.

Why am I going to jail? Why am I going to jail? You hurt the police. I do hear the police her. Bellbiv. What you're going to do? What are you going to do when they come for you. My name is not Belpiff.

My name is Ralph DeVoe. Bell Biff. Roy Bell Belf. Okay. When I was in middle school, I got made fun of all the time. I was called Bell Biv. How old are you in that case? I was in middle school.

In that case, I was 14. I'm 30 years old. 30. And when you were in middle school, so back in like early 2000, 15 years before now. 2005-ish. Yeah. And people were calling you Bell Biv, so those kids knew about Bell Biv DeVo. Bill Biv DeVoe had a huge comeback in my middle school in 2005.

Where did you go to middle school? They did have a song in 2005. Oh, really? Didn't know. hot tonight. Now, I thought, Bill. Okay. Well, we're not going to get it to that one.

They really didn't pick up on that with you. I see now why you did the Drake one before. I bet we could, though. Wait, what are you selling? What's a block talker? You're just now. A potterter. I've been talking the whole time.

Appetzer gets bored easily. And you got, part of the, part of your job is to get his attention. You know what? You're right. That is on me. Is it a box? The police coming for your ass and the fire. I do hear a siren, but it's not necessarily.

And the fire department, honey, because you are burning this place. down with this horrible pitch. Oh, I thought that was going to be good. Can it be anything other than a cube? No. The box, got to be a perfect truth. And honestly, to be out of the box in the box, here's the thing about it. A cube is problematic because a cube should be a rectangle, and that's just on period.

Yes, it is problematic that it's a cube. It should be a rectangle. It's giving me problematic. It's giving me problematic. All sides being the same, problematic. Problematic. Homogenous sides, problematic. It's not meant to be.

homogenous. I don't even quite know. You're homogenous. What else is homogenous? Milk. What colors, milk? White. Problematic. Okay. All right. Problematic. You want everything the same. Everything is the same. It's a cube. Everything is the same. Problematic. That's what you want. I can change the shape. I can change the shape. I can make it a rectangle.

Great. Now you're talking. I can make it a rectangle. Now you're finally fucking talking. Wow. Okay. Because you see the police are gone. You said the magic word. We called them off. Yeah. Caught off, we caught off. Yeah, when I said, tell him fuck 12, fuck swat, and they left.

Now is it, tell him fuck 12, fuck twat. Fuck swat. Fuck swat. What is his problem with SWAT? I went to middle school in Harrisburg, Pennsylvania. Harrisburg. The Bill Bibdivow came back in a big way in Harrisburg in around 2005. Are you a Steelers fan? I am, yeah, big time.

That's a problem. Why is that bad? It's a problem. I'm a Ravens fan. Oh, I see. Yeah. I see, a little rival. Yeah.

Former Cleveland Browns. Well, thank you, because I didn't know. That's a pretty big part of the team. Nope, we don't know too much about sports. You should only let me comment on what I know. Don't try to add. Don't you tell us about things about our favorite teams. I had it to us, but I can see where that was rude.

Baltimore Colts? They was Baltimore Colts until 1986 when they moved to Indianapolis. You want to do trivia with me appetizers sometime? I love to. I love the Los Angeles Dodgers, and they were in no city before that. They were in Brooklyn. They were in San Diego.

They were in San Diego. Wow, his offended voice is the same as his surprised voice. How about this? Not his. Where were the Raiders previously playing? Thank you. Oakland.

Okay, well, how about this? The Dodgers. Brooklyn. Okay. But where were they previous? No. Oh, yes. Brooklyn.

Correct. Sorry, I'm just forgetting where I physically am. Sometimes my mind is in New York. Well, I'm a Steelers fan through and through. That's sick. Is this real? Is this Ralph talking? This is Ralph talking.

Be real with us. Be real. You playing a character? This is Ralph DeVoe. This is Ralph DeVoe. Not a character. I did not know the young man said fuck 12 fuck swat. Did you? I did know.

I'm going to get lazy. Who is that? Roddy Ritch. Roddy. Who will be hosting Saturday. He is hosting. He's not the musical guest. They bumped him up to host.

And they got. that girl singing. Next week they switch musical and host. They got that girl singing and Roddy Riches in all the sketches. You said that girl, who's that girl? Emily and Paris. Emily and Paris is the musical. No west side story.

No west side story. They got her singing. Here's my final offer. Okay, I'm sorry. Back to your company. My whole company. I'll give you the whole hundred percent. A hundred.

A block talker, Inc. Now we talk. Which is the name of the company that's making block talk. And all subsequent products, which are going to be other blocks that talk. For $20. Now we're talking. Now we're talking. You just need some cash to get home.

Yeah. I need a cab to get back. I'm sick of my block. Call the police. Don't for that. Don't call the police. I got a cab for you. What's the charge?

It's a patty wagon. For what charge? What have I done the table? And it's surge pricing, baby. You're going to have a paddy wagon. They cost us five years. Five to ten. I've done nothing wrong this week.

Are you going to jail? Period. Period. Commit. Comet. C-O-M-A-T. Oh, comma with a T? My fault.

I thought it was an extra reindeer that I had. Have you ever had a comquot? I think I have, yes. Just wondering. All right. Everybody. Have you ever made a quat gum? Okay.

And that's what I want to know. And that's on period. And that's on period. Have you ever made a cot quab on a com which is on her period? And that's on empercent. Have you ever made a quat cum? I'll fucking quat in the shower. Ain't nothing to me.

Water makes the period to stop. What are you selling? I don't know A rectangle that talks to the phone That's right, thank you I appreciate it So can we get parents, foster Is foster parents in the telephone book?

Because in the telephone book, it's Foster Comet Parents Oh, I see, Foster Comet parents So, okay Well, that's my final offer 100% of my company for $20. All right, you got it. You got it. All right.

We like you. Show me the money. Well, it's going to be, it can't show crypto. Oh, you're going to pay me $20 worth of crypto? Yeah, open up his app. Open up your coin base. Open up your coin base. Open up your crypto.com.

Open up your coin base. Coint base. Okay, I'll get that worked out. I'll get that worked out. Copy the link. Air drop it. Air drop it. Air drop it. Make sure you put the referral code in so we can all get $25. Okay, yeah, I'm doing it. I think I got it. Yeah. Okay. Air dropped me. Oh, okay. There we go. Yes.

I got that set up. Uh-oh, I accidentally just sent an NFT of a pixelated old man. Uh-oh. Oh, Michael, okay, no, he's Michael. No, you sound like Foster Michael. That's worth a lot of money now. This is? Yeah.

Oh, thank you very much. It's okay if I call you Foster Michael, is it? You call me? No, him. Foster Michael. That makes sense. Oh, listen, we like you. And that's the biggest win.

You've been able to. We don't like your idea anymore, but we love you. Would you like to be part of our family? Okay. I mean, I'm married with children, so I'm going to have to let them know that I have a new family. So we're welcome to the tour? What, tour? Yeah.

Every man has two families, by the way. Is that true? Yes. Well, then you'll be my number two. Yeah. Well, could we be your number one? Let's start. Can we just start with you just being one of my families?

Okay, that's fine. Okay. All right. He's part of the family. Thank you. You've lost appetizing again, so I don't know. That's on me. You've absolutely lost appetizer.

It's my job to hold people's attention. Appetizer, show us what she's looking at. Is she cute? She's gorgeous. I'm looking at his wife. Big swipe left. I'm looking at his wife. My wife's on the app.

I don't mind. We have an open relationship. I just swipes right on your wife on me. This has been a pleasure. So now that you're part of the family, you'll be hearing pitches with us, but not today. Another day. But now that's part of the responsibility as a family member. You have to join us for these.

We'll get you two chairs that turn. We'll get the season. two chairs from the voice because we currently had the season one chairs that don't turn that don't yeah they just need some oil

and the engines need to get fixed and I'm gonna just be Sky Howe off to the right I'm you know what I'm starting to feel whatever I forgot before I had a scoop of Molly Percocet and a half a Zan I might curl up like a kitten

you fucked up I did I blew it let it ride you gonna like it I'm resisting don't resist you didn't have a Zan

13 hours till you land had you out like a light Like a light Like a light Slept through the flight Well, that's the end of our show I guess you can call me Outro Pinoa

That's my little joke I want to thank my guest Paul F. Tompkins Lily Sullivan Drew Tarva Vic McAilus Will Hines And a big thank you to Carl Tart

Special thanks to our producers Scott Ackerman and Brett Morris at Comedy Bang Bang World. And remember, when you're taking Antre P. Neuah's Entrepreneur, you can't spell Entrepreneur without me, Entre P. Neuah. Good night, everyone.