Comedy Bang Bang: The Podcast - Bonus Bang: Fall Olympics (Jon Gabrus, D'Arcy Carden, Brandon Scott Jones, Dan Lippert)

Episode Date: July 9, 2026

On this Bonus Bang, Scott and intern Gino Lombardo talk about Gino’s computer class before welcoming lobbyists Chris and Chris Starbo, who stop by to announce their campaign for Fall Olympics. Plus, NBA announcer Bill Walton drops by to offer his one-of-a-kind color commentary on podcasts! Originally released on March 8, 2020. Don’t forget to check out the Comedy Bang! Bang! Action Figures at shop.figurecollections.com and go to actionfigurecellar.com for international purchases. If you want more great episodes of Comedy Bang! Bang! become a subscriber at comedybangbangworld.com. We have all of the past episodes from the archives, every live show, ad-free new episodes, and original shows like CBB Presents and Scott Hasn’t Seen. Find more great Comedy Bang! Bang! merch at https://www.podswag.com/collections/comedy-bang-bang Get access to all the podcasts you love, music channels and radio shows with the SiriusXM App! Get 3 months free using this show link: https://siriusxm.com/cbb Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Hey, everyone. Scott Ackerman here and welcome to another bonus bang, where we are re-releasing great episodes of comedy bang bang, bang out from behind the paywall. Now, very excited about this week because this week is the first episode in a series, a new series, that we are calling Swish You Were Here. Swish You Were Here, what could that be about? Well, of course, it is about NBA All-Star and Sportscaster and possibly the inventive. of the Swish. Who knows? I haven't talked to him about this. I'll make sure that's the first question I ask him when I see him next. Of course, we're talking about Bill Walton. Bill Walton. Now, Bill is played by Dan Lippert, and he's been on the show many times. He's spun off this character into his own show on CBB World. And we're going to kind of take you through the history, not the entire history, not every single appearance he's made, but a bunch of the great

appearances that he's made as Bill Walton over the years. Now, this episode is called Fall Olympics, and who's on it? It has John Gabris as intern Gino Lombardo, of course. Then we have Darcy Cardin and Brandon Scott Jones. They're playing Chris and Chris Starbo. And then we have Dan Lippert, making his very first appearance as Bill Walton. This was originally released March 8th, 2020. Ooh, boy, that's a perilous time in our history. And this was episode 644. Okay. So, as I've mentioned before, Comedy Bang Bang,

we're in the middle of our 2026 ground beefing tour. You can beat the summer heat. There are other ways to beat the heat, but why not come in and beat the heat by watching us ground our beef? We have great shows. We've been really enjoying them. We're touring North America, the UK and Ireland.

So don't miss your chance to catch me, along with Paul F. Tompkins and the CBB All-Stars, including in the UK and Ireland, we have Andy Daley on every show. And you can check out all of the tour dates and buy tickets at CBBWorld.com slash tour. And you can listen to the entire tour as we go along if you're a Maximus member at CBBWorld.com. Now, if you want to hear more Bill Walton, the CBB Presents Feed is where you can get episodes of his podcast, Eat Pray, Dunk. We're going to be back Monday with a new episode of Comedy Bang Bang, but until then, enjoy this bonus bang. Harry Carrie was so hairy that she used her katana to shave. If she didn't, she said she would die from the shame.

Welcome to Comedy Bang Bang. Mmm, that was a tongue twister, but I got it all out, which I have not been able to get most of those out, so I'm glad that I got that one out. Thanks to Born to Bukaki for that catch. Why are we doing this? What is going on? I...

All right, roll intro music. We rolled it already. All right, and sound speeds, and whenever you're ready, Scott, hit us with it. I've been ready. We have been recording for two minutes already. What? Do you see the flashing button that you're right next to?

I see several flashing buttons that I'm right next to. The one that says record, though. Oh, yeah, yeah, that's the one. That's the one. That's the one. That's the one. That's the one. Jermaine to our conversation.

Oh, Dan St. Germain. Uh, Jermaine. Thank you. All right. You taught me. That's like rock paper scissors. Nothing beats Your Majesty. Yeah.

Well, to be fair, we were saying that while we had a baseball bat in our hands as we climbed up with our hands. That's no baseball bat. Oh, shit. Those aren't your hands. Hold on. Look, welcome to Comedy Bang Bang for another. Please don't pour the waters right into the mic.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I got mic the whole room for this. There are area mics everywhere. I want the listeners to hear the audience. It's like I'm watching the conversation. Great, great film. Oh, starring Gene Hackman.

He was a fucking Marine. Was he a Marine, really? I believe so. You got the Army, the Air Force, Navy Marines. and he was bringing up the rear in that combo. Yeah, sure. Marines famously in the rear. All right.

Gino, come on now. Thank you for your service. Let me tell you everyone who I am, who you are. Oh, you want to get that out early? Is that what you say when they're on shore leave? Thank you for your service. That's what they say to me. Okay.

Famously bisexual Gito Lombardo here. What a wildly famous. My name is Scott Ackerman. Welcome to Comedy Bang. Coming up a little later, we have a couple of lobbyists. We also have a very famous NBA announcer. That's very exciting. We'll be talking to them on the show.

You love what now? I don't know how you announce stuff about an advanced business degree, but regardless, I'm excited. NBA. Oh, not NBA, my good fellow. We can't disclose anything. Let me explain who is constantly talking right over here. He has been on the show several times. I can't remember when did you start on this show?

It's got to be like five, six years at this point. I think it's about seven years ago. seven years ago. I've been an intern here at Comedy Bang Bang for over seven years. I consider you one of the new people and you didn't hear seven years. Thank you. I am relatively new based on some of the other guests you have coming in here. Yeah, that's true. He started on the show. He was my intern. He was supposed to be here every week. Instead, he has spotty attendance. Hey, it's hard. You know, I, with the, I just only get commuting. My commuting from Long Island, so I have to take a train to the plane and then no automobiles until I get here.

All right. Go ahead. And since you mentioned the train, what, What trains are you taking? The Long Island Railroad. Railroad. What are the stops? No, the stops. Well, I can tell you the stops. If you wanted me to it, it goes from, it goes Penn Station, Jamaica,

Rockville Center, Baldwin, Freeport, Merrick, Belmore, Wantt, Seaford, Massapequa, Massapeville, Amityville, Copeg, Lindenhurst, and Babylon. Baby! Oh, hey, you know, every time I come on the show, I think to myself, should I look up those trainsticks? Because I'm always going to ask. And I forget, and then you do, and here we are. But Gino is my intern.

he is supposed to be checking the sound levels. He forgets to do it until approximately two minutes into the show. Sound speed, so whenever you're ready, just get cracking. It is speeding. Okay, very good. And action. Okay, thank you. That's not your job.

But he comes on the show once every, I don't know, three months or so, and when you can make the trip out here? Who are you explaining this to? Who's dropping in on this episode? Who's like, so lobbyists and an NBA commentator. Episode 941, let me drop in and give a listen. someone's first episode. I need to make sure they know what's going on. By the way, I am the host of the show. Nothing interesting about me. No, that's the thing. You kind of stack it with interesting people so that you could be your boring-ass vanilla self. But not a lot of people know this, but you're all,

like, you are interesting. You're a tall freak. I'm a tall freaky goon. Yeah. A lot of people don't know this about Scott. But Ackerman, he's a fucking tall freaky goon, baby. That's right. Meanwhile, we have the perilously thin Gino over here. That's right. I've been trying to beef up like crazy. You look even thinner. Yeah, I went keto, and that was a bad idea. A guy in my computer class. Why would you do that? You're trying to bulk up. I know, but like people were talking, you know, good fats, bad fats, you know, medium fats, triglycerides, all this shit. So I went, and I went keto because this kid in my computer class was telling me about the ketogenic diet. What computer class are you taking right now? Take a computer class in Long Island. It's a post grad program. It's with this guy.

You haven't graduated. His name's... How is it a postgrad program? Oh, well, because I, I showed, I have over 160. 75 credits towards an associate's degree. You just have credits here. Yes, I got to transfer him to over to NASA Community College, but there's like a lot of stuff going on with the exchange rate these things. Because of Greece, I guess, the dollar fell there. Oh, yeah, I understand.

So, like, yeah, 175 credits there is like. And NASA here at fucking Earwolf, 175 credits in whatever this is, digital radio or some shit. Podcasts, but yeah. iPod podcast. That's the word. iPod podcast. Yeah.

So, yeah, I take his computer class from this guy, Mr. Friedman, who's like, he's a clown, he's a part-time birthday clown and computer instructor. How much of his time does he spend doing the birthday clown? How much of the time does he spend doing the computer instructing? Sometimes he'll come in in his clown makeup, really pissed off coming from a kid's party, and then he'll like wipe his face off and then get into it computers with us. Him and his son teach together. Really?

Yeah, it's interesting. How old is his son? I'm not sure. His son is... How old is he? That's another good question. They're both great questions. I'm not able to eyeball it, but one is young and one is older.

Okay, the dad is probably old. Yes, that's the one. He's definitely the older one, and then the kid is younger. Right, okay. Yeah. And is the kid dressed as a clown? The kid does the clown stuff with the dad, but then doesn't teach the computer class. He just kind of hangs out.

Wait, I thought you said they both taught the class. No, they both are clowns. One teaches the computer class, but his son is in the class. Apparently the son's in the class. Oh. I don't know. These guys have a documentary about them that came out like 15 years ago. Is it something about capturing or something?

Yeah, yeah. Something about, like, they were hunting and they were captured some people or whatever. I've never seen. I've heard of it. Yeah, I barely know it. But I'm going to check it out someday. Interesting. Sounds like a great, great combination of people to be hanging out with.

It works for me. Sure. Things have been great for me. And what have you learned in regards to computers? I learned about the ketogenic diet. That was the most important thing, right? That's how we got into this? Yeah, yeah.

So the ketogenic diet, if people don't know what it is, it's basically what? You train your body to become fat adapted. So rather than using carbohydrates for energy, you use fat for energy. Okay. So you eliminate carbohydrates in total, including like carrots and shit. What if you had the fat plus the carbohydrates? Ooh, that's the best. But then that's what you call you get that pear body, baby.

Pear Body. And a lot of us are chasing that. Dr. Pearbody is my favorite, the little dog with the big ass. You want to look like Mr. Peanut, R-I-P. Oh, God, do you not? Can you believe Mr. Peanut died from auto-erotic asphyxiation? It's so crazy. Apparently Mr. Peanut was allergic to a kid who got on a plane.

Yeah. But currently, Gino, you look like those, you know when you're playing hangman as a child, and you make those stick figures. You look like one of those. Whoa, how do you play hangman? Just a giant circle head and then a two-dimensional body. Wait, how do I play hangman? Yeah, I guess I play differently.

How did you play hangman? Because I think I play the normal way. We would find like a neighborhood heretic. We would just label someone a heretic. And then we would set up these gallows in my mom's yard. And we'd go over the above ground pool. And then we'd fucking put a noose around whatever, this woman's neck, this tall, this short person's neck, this kid's neck.

Short person. Wait, woman or short person? This is how you figured out who the heretics are? Yeah, because, you know, that's a thing that not a lot of people know that a classic evil people are always short. Because if you're tall, you have no reason to be pissed off, right? I guess so. As a tallie, what do you think? I mean, you're always looking down on people and just sort of chuckling to yourself about, ha-ha, look at all the little ants play.

I know, it's very fun, but not for me. I'm an average height. You're average height. I'm the height every guy is on Tinder, 5'10. Sure, if you look up the average man in a Google image search, you'll see Tim Calpacus, which is a true thing, by the way. but it's a drawing He used to show up if you looked up below average man Right

And now he's popping off But you're of average height And but in terms of your weight Danger I'm in the 0th percentile for my body You've always been in the mid-80s it seems like Yeah I was I've been 88 pounds for a while But I just dropped to 81 since cutting out all carbohydrates Yeah I think I got to switch back and start going

Heavy pasta, heavy lasagna, heavy chicken palm, heavy all that Yeah, it sounds like, you know, with your upbringing, I don't want to speculate about what you would eat to stereotype you, but you have a... Yeah, I ate dog food out of a bowl, yes, that's fair to stereotype. I get it. I don't know. I guess I wasn't going that way better. I guess I wasn't going to just tell that by looking at me that I grew up eating fucking wet dog food out of a bowl.

Now I want to hear about this. What, nude? Why? I had to be nude or else I would, if I got any dog food on my clothes, I would be, I had to go out in the yard. You'd be excommunicated. Yes. Oh, no.

Excommunicado, like John Wick. Oh, no. That's horrible. Your parents made you do this or this was a choice? Oh, this was a choice. Yeah. Okay. I told you, because for a while I...

Self-imposed rules. Self-imposed rules. You know, like, I used to... I was a huge fan of the chronic, both the drug and the album. And the record. So when I got listening, started to the record, I listened to it on tape on a Sony Walkman, the yellow ones with skip protection. Oh, yes, of course.

The Walkman sport. Yeah, we all did, probably. Sure. Yeah. I mean, I'm 20s. Skip protection. Very important. Skip protection in cassettes is wildly important.

And so I was listening to The Chronic and, you know, there's a lot of stuff like, and then there's Snoop dogs on there. So then I'd listen to Doggy style. I learned all this stuff about, you know, living the dog's life, you know, like ain't nothing but an AG thing. So I start living as a dog for a short period of time. Really? So would you have your own dog house? Would you have my own dog house?

I had a wee-wee-pat. Like, well, I had a bunch of newspapers. Oh, I've got one and two, baby. Really? In the house. In the house. And you knew how to use a toilet at this point. I just decided to...

I had to unlearn how to use a toilet because instinctively I would go to use a toilet whenever I had to go to the bathroom but then I would be like, no. Would you take a rolled-up newspaper and hit yourself in the face with it? Oh, yeah, yeah. I would shake nickels in a can

and scare the shit out of myself or squirt myself in the face with a water gun, get me out of there. Did those nickels lead you to the human coin star that you then became? Oh, fuck, I didn't even see the parallels there. But yes, eventually, as a lot of listeners know, I was a bait boy for the Catholic Church

on behalf of the FBI, but the FBI said that they weren't part of the investigation at all and kind of left me out to hang. You know, left me out in the cold, as they say. They had plausible deniability. They had plausible deniability. And they were like, you misunderstood it. You just lost in a one-on-one basketball game against James Comey.

There's no reason for you to then have to go undercover as of Alta Boy and be a pedophile. I don't know why you're taking Comey on. I mean, he's taller than I am. I know. Is he just constantly dunking on you? It's weird because there's a parallel because he's even less interesting than you are. And he's taller. So I'm wondering the taller you get the less interesting you become.

Yeah. Did he ever swap out for anyone like Air Bud or anything like that? I wish you. Well, Air Bud was there the whole time. Really? Just cheering? He, well, I think Airbud wanted to get in. You know, he said I got next.

There's nothing in the rule book. Let me in, coach. But the problem was he did eventually get to play, but that was Airbud too, golden receiver. Receiver, right. And he's terrible of basketball. He's more of a football guy. Oh, right. He's not like Tony Gonzalez where he could do both sports.

No, of course not. Well, so what are you up to now? Like, what's been going on? I know you've been taking the class. I've been taking the class. I did a thesis project for for Nassau Community College on Stitcher Premium. That's right. Yeah, people can hear that on Stitcher Premium. It's called the Gino Lombardo show. Yeah, it was Pro Moco Gino. But apparently my professor and the dean at Nassau Community College didn't want to go behind the paywall. So they're unable to listen to any of it. So I am not graduated. I thought for sure that was going to be my big way out.

Sorry, we can't take it from out behind the paywall. Once it's behind the paywall, it's got to stay behind the paywall. That's what I'm finding out, believe it or not. That's okay. That's where art belongs. Locked away. For all the rich people to enjoy. Well, that's too bad. I feel terrible about that.

I'll live. I hope you will. You're a young man. What's new with you, more importantly? I don't know. Nothing's going on over here in this neck of the woods. Of course not. Did you grow a mustache?

Why? You see the fin... Not at all. I'm just like thinking of ways to like make your personality pop and so. Oh, yeah, yeah. No, no tattoos, no facial hairs, no interesting pets. You got to get yourself a sugar glider or something. What do you have?

Do you have pets? We've never even talked about this. Oh, I've got a shit ton of pets, dude. You have pets? Really? You're responsible for another life? That's kind of hard. I have like a hundred seagulls that live in my basement.

And they're not pets per se, but... Did you lure them in there somehow? Oh, yeah. I went down to Jones Beach Field for... And I threw a fucking Italian hero. These fucking gulls went ape shit. You just like did a breadcrum trail all the way. And then I did a breadgum, prosciutto, brajole, copacol, supassot, pepperone, salam, mozzarella trail.

And I left it all the way from Field 4, all the way up the Wantor Parkway, get off the sunrise highway exit. Then you make a right on Twin Lakes Boulevard there. And then I left the trail all the way up Twin Lakes Boulevard, and then make a left on Beltog. And then from there, I'm not going to give the direct directions to where my mom and I live. It's around there. You can, yeah, kind of guess. I don't need any of these creeps showing up in my fucking house. These podcast listeners, these guys have no fucking boundaries.

But if some of the trail is still there, go ahead and follow it. Oh, help yourself to a couple of pieces of bread or a piece of surpasad, a cop of gold. What are you doing with all these, uh, hundred seagulls? I know, I got to, I lure them all into the basement. One by one, because you have to trick them with a French fry or some shit. These guys love carbs. A little peanut butter on the penis. Oh, yeah.

Well, that, don't do that with seagles. That's fun with a dog, like it's a funny gag to do it. But they'll peck your hole right out. Oh, you're fucking telling me. I filled my hole with crumbled up sunflower seeds. And these motherfuckers will just eat it right out. Did you inject it? How exactly did you get it in there?

Oh, I have. Do we ever talk about this? I don't think we have. I don't have a big dick, but I have a huge urethra. Oh, okay. Yeah. It takes me about a second to piss, and I piss about a gallon every time. It just goes, puss.

Yeah, it's like turning a fucking fire hydrant. Actually, it's weird because I do have to use a big wrench to get my dick to start working. Really? Like a fireman. I understand the metaphor. Well, this is wonderful. Well, it's a simile because I threw like in there. Okay, thank you so much.

You are learning stuff at Nassau. Oh, that's correct, sir. Well, wonderful. How's your mom doing, by the way? Everything okay there? She's in, what's it called when you have to cryogenic stasis. What? Like Walt Disney?

Yeah, well, like Walt Disney, but less like pro-Nazi stuff that she was put in there. Okay, so she's like neutral un-Nazi? She's not anti. Oh, no, she's from Long Island. You can't fucking weigh out the long eye on the Ozzy. She just doesn't really have much effect on her life. Yeah, that's there. She's like, you know, me, I'm a Gentile.

I live in above, you know, above middle class neighborhood. Why did she want to get frozen? Because she's holding out for season three of sex education on Netflix. Oh. And she's not. Season two just came out, I thought. Yeah, and she loved it. And she's like, better go to sleep until the next.

I can't wait a year. So she went into hyper sleep, I guess, or cryogenic free. But the fun thing is that she's in the house. Okay, yeah. And so that's the plus is that she's in the house, and we know she's safe all the time. The negative is that you can't be flashed frozen with clothes on, so my mom's bush is visible for everyone in the living room.

And it's fucking huge. How big are we talking? Well, the bush is very big, and her pussy is like medium, above the end. I guess I didn't ask about the pussy. All right, I'm going to sit here talking about my mom's bush, but not reference how big her fucking pussy is. The woman has a huge pussy, hey, and she's proud of it. And so am I.

She talks about it a lot. Is that talks about it. All you should see it, she puts two solo cups in there and fucking, she sings the Anna Kendrick song. It's fucking wild. Well, hopefully something doesn't happen to her like with that kid that hung around with Ripley from aliens, you know, where like something smashes the glass and your mom just slowly dies. Oh, that would be fucking awful. That kid that hangs out with Ripley, man. She's a fucking...

It's like if you watch aliens and aliens to the third power. or back to back. It's like, what a wonderful ending to aliens. Like, she saved that little kid, and then immediately within 60 seconds of the next movie, she's dead. Yeah, she's dead. She's in jail, and Charles Dutton is not happy. Right.

When is he ever happy, though, when you're talking about Dutton. We're talking about Dutton. We're talking about the rock. Not the rock. No, no. Not Dwayne the Rock, Johnson. Do you think Dutton is unhappy about the rock getting so popular? Oh, I don't know.

He did try to kill Nick Cage and Sean Connery. That is true. Oh, actually, though, this is weird. Didn't Charles Dutton actually get arrested for manslaughter at one point? I really don't know. All right, well, let's pump the brakes and back off there. Certainly, I kind of always guess that about anybody. That's true.

Because manslaughter don't count. That's like a dewy. No, that's like, hey, I didn't mean it. It's an oopsie. It's like an elevated oopsie. Yeah, where I'm from on Long Island, I would say 75% of adults have a dewee and 40% of adults have committed manslaughter. Yeah, exactly. Manslaughter is a right of passage on Long Island.

Yeah. It's great to see you. Please send your love to your mother for me. I'll send my love to my mother for you. Send your love to your mother for me. Copy that. Okay, great. All right.

Well, we do need to get to our first. But not right into the mic. Is it possible to do it elsewhere? I'm wearing a lot of so that's confusing. Okay, there are mics everywhere. Well, this is for the FBI. Oh, wait. You're wearing a wire?

I got it, bro. What's going on? I can't even get into it. Are they after me? They're not after you, but they think they're, concerned because they say like you must be a spy because your life is so like boring and blank you know

what I mean? Right. They're like just a series of like failing upwards Everyone keeps talking about how like anyone who's like as plain as you are they say must be like a double agent. Oh no it's just white privilege. Ah. That's all it is. Can you explain the concept of that to the FBI? Oh I think they probably benefit

from it themselves. I would imagine once you tell it to them they're going to be oh that's what I was thinking of. Yeah. That's what I have. All right, well, let's get to our first guest. This is incredible. Have you ever met a lobbyist before, Gino? Yeah, that's like one of those dudes in like a white shirt with a tie that's... That's a Mormon. No, no, no, and they have like a little hat and they sit next to the phone.

They're sitting at a desk whenever you enter a building before you get on the elevator. That's a secretary. Oh, okay. But someone in the lobby is where you're... Oh, that's what I'm thinking of, yeah. Are you thinking of a security guard? I don't know. Does he like...

It looks like the dad from Family Matters. Okay, yeah. That's specifically the security guard from Diehard. Oh, yeah, yeah, that's what I'm thinking of. That's not a lobbyist. Yeah, no, that's not a lobbyist. He just hangs out in the room. He actually never made it into the lobby, I believe.

He was always sitting outside in that cop car, and then a guy fell on his cop car, and he was like, oh, shit's going down. That's bad news. Speaking of Charles Dutton, they're probably contemporaries. They're old friends. Reginaldwell Johnson and Charles. Maybe that's who he killed. Fingers crossed. I hope so.

All right, well, speaking it killed, we'll see exactly how our next guest do. Our first guest, rather, you're not a guest. You have strong co-host energy. Wait until these guys show up and I'll have strong host energy. They are lobbyists. Please welcome to the show Chris and Chris Starbo. Hi. Hey, how's going?

Hi, y'all. It's great. Hi, guys. Thank you so much for coming. No, thank you so much for having us. This is Gino. Don't let him distract you. He's going to be constantly fiddling with the levels.

I'm going to be fucking with the levels and I have a sleeveless shirt on. Just deal with both of those things. Oh, we noticed. Oh, we noticed. Which one of you is Chris? I'm Chris. Hi, Chris. Nice to meet you.

Now you're also talking to me because I'm also Chris. Okay. Now, that's the funny thing is both our names. They do happen to meet Chris. Spelled exactly the same? Exactly the same. But stand for different things. They stand for different.

Meaning they are nicknames for something that is... A little bit. Like Scott is short for... Scott Trick, probably. Exactly. So it's a nickname for Scott. John is sometimes short for Jonathan. Or Gino is short for Ginovani.

Right. Right. So you have different names. Oh, yeah. Are you related? Can we talk about that? Well, we are heavily married. We are heavily married. Deeply married. Well, then that's not too weird because I think Chris could always, you know, date a Chris. And I'll tell you. We did. We did. It was one of, you know, I remember our first date. You remember it? Oh, I remember. I hope she does. I know. I have a bad memory. She does have a bad memory. Mommy brain. I know. She got mommy brain. Do you have children? Oh, we got a little bit.

Oh, we got a little, a little, boy, sounds like your mommy brain just suddenly. Yeah, we're heavily married with a little bit of children. Okay, heavily married, a little bit of children. I'm getting the ratios here. Yeah, we did have a good first day, though. That I do remember. What happened on the first day? Well, we both were, we were both in tank tops.

That's right. All right. Oh, that sounds fucking awesome. Was this an unplanned date or was this how you dressed for the date? It was a heat wave. Oh, okay. We're from Winscourt. Windscourt Iowa.

Oh, okay. I don't know the area, but... Windscort. Oh, you will, though. Windscort. Oh, you will know. Oh, you will be knowing. It will be the biggest town in the world.

Okay. Okay. We're putting the cart before the dang horse, though. Oh, is that something that happens out there in Whinscourt? Yeah. A lot of horses and carts. Oh, couldn't count them. Couldn't count him if I could count.

You can't count, though. One. Sounds like you have a good handle on a lot. Want to know why we're married? Why is that? Two. Came up with the second one. We finish each other's sentences.

You didn't. You got in very late on that. You just kind of said, yeah, after she was done. We don't need Chris to finish Chris's sentence because Chris said they finished his child of sentences. I like your style, boy. Oh, thanks. Oh, yeah. So you had a date during the heat wave.

We had a date during the heat wave. How did you meet? Oh, okay. No. Okay. Okay. Chris. Chris.

It was at a BBQ. Well, it was at a BBQ. Right? And then, but it was more than a BBQ. It also had rides. That's right. That's right. Oh, it was a fair that had barbecued items for sale.

I'm obsessed with BBQ. I know. So if there's BBQ anywhere, I'm calling it a BBQ. Your relationship started as an affair, at an affair? What do you mean? What did you say that? Why would you say that? Why would you say it's a fair?

Why would you say that? Because you said you were at a fair. At a fair. But you guys seem very... Oh, my. Chris, you are sweating up a storm. I know. I know.

I am. I am. I might take off my cardigan. Okay. And I'm unbutting my flannel. Okay. Well, yeah, take off some layers. Suns out here at fucking Earwolf, baby.

I like it. So you met at the fair or aka barbecue. The barbecue tent. at the fair. That's what it was. And I saw his eyes from across that tent and I thought to myself, now there's a man I'd like to be friend. Yep. And I saw her looking at me and I was like, okay, a woman's looking at me for longer than 20 seconds. I think something's going to happen here. So you were counting down the seconds and once it reached 20, you said it's on. That's an ordnant amount of time to be staring at someone.

Yeah, I mean, more than three, I think something's going to happen. One. And then it goes. Oh, these are long seconds. Two. Oh, man. These are more than alligators. One Mississippi, for example.

My goodness. Anyway. So that was the meeting. And then what happened on the date? Oh, brother. Heat wave. You're wearing tank tops. Heat wave wearing tank tops.

We kind of looked straight into each other's eyes. I mean, we all over our face. On the first date? Oh, you better believe. Did you go straight from the barquecks? barbecue fair to the first date? No, no, no. You're misunderstanding, Mr.

Ackerman. We count that first meeting as our first date because it did end in a sexual experience. Oh, okay, sure. No, I would count that. Gino? Oh, fuck, yeah, dude.

That counts. I'm about to end this one in a sexual experience over here. Not with any of the participants. Not on the table. Don't worry. I always ask consent. Speaking of the Solo Cup.

So you guys, when you had the barbecue, you were wearing tank tops, you had barbecue sauce all over your face. It was a bit of a love at first. sad experience for both of us. I didn't believe in it. And then when I saw her staring at me, I was like, I think this is real. And it was real. It was real. And we rode the roller coasters. Okay. And we rounded out the merry go rounds. And we skinned one chicken alive.

One chicken alive. I didn't know you could do that at a fair. You can. You take a live chicken. No, I know how it works. You take a knife and take off all of its skin. Well, you think that's a lot. how it happens. But you got to dunk it in boiling hot water first to get the feathers loose and make sure the skin's not going to hold on to them too tight. You have to dip a live chicken into a boiling pot of water? Yeah. You guys did that on your first date. You don't twist the neck first first? You can snap it if you want to, but then where's the fun? We didn't want to do that. That's very gruesome. Welcome to winscore. Welcome to wins. So on your first date, you guys took a life. Yeah. And were you staring into each other's eyes as you did it?

I'll tell you what. We've been staring into each other's. eyes ever since. No, no, I can't look away. Oh. You're big baby blues. How many lives have you taken at this point? Do you call a chicken alive? I do, yeah, certainly. Yeah, it's a lot. Are you one of them? Follow-up question. Do you have to have killed the chicken

for it to have said taken its life? Or if you just eat it, have you taken it? No, if you just eat it, someone else killed it. But how many souls have you taken? Okay. Wait, before we continue, Mr. Augman, are you one of them vegans? Are you one of them? I'm not one of them vegans, but I understand the whole point of view behind it.

The moral point of you. Certainly, yeah. That is a professional answer right there. That is. That is an unassailable on social media answer right there. You got it. I'll say what I want to say about vegans. Okay, yeah, what do you got to say?

No one's going to be able to punch your hole in that one. Everyone's, you know, it's 20-20. Everyone do their own thing. If you want to go plant-based, that's fine. Do it. But lay the fuck off everyone else. Really? You think that vegans are a little too.

The world's on fire. Let me eat a fucking cow. Some would say that the world is on fire due to people eating the cows. Okay, cool. I won't eat a cow and maybe the world will stop burning. Okay. Sounds good. Only one way to find out.

I like this guy's dad. I like this guy's style. Satan. You could use a couple of cow bites. Oh, you're telling me, sister. You are skinny as a reed. You made me want that big whole boiling chicken so bad. Yeah.

Or at least drink the water that would then become stock. At any point, you started in the barbecue tent, killed a chicken, eventually had sex. At any point did either of you say, hey, you should wipe the barbecue sauce off your face? No, we. That's where it all started. And it sounds like... No, we actually added more. Really?

Exactly. And, you know, it's funny because it just sort of was like almost like, it felt natural. It did feel natural. That's right. Just keep squirting it on each other, dunking it on each other. Rubbing it on each other. You're using it as a lubricant. We were plenty wet, huh?

We were, yeah. Exactly. You know it's funny. It was a heat wave. I know. It was a heat wave. We were already sweaty. I have a famously wet weaner.

Famously. Oh, yeah. To be honest, I have not heard of it. No, I don't know how famous. You will. Locally famous. Okay. I guess now I mean, you're getting the word out on a popular podcast.

I know, yeah. It's on the signs town. It is. Hold on. Mommy brain. It's on the town's sign. The welcome sign? That's what I'm here.

Home of the wet wean. Home of Chris is famously wet weenie. Damn, now I got a new search term for Pornhub. Wet we're, I didn't even think of that. I'll tell you what, we've gotten deep into this sexual talk, and that is absolutely not while we are here. Yeah, you guys are lobbyists. We are.

Well, you say lobbyists as if we're some sort of big government, but we are not that. No. We're thinking global. We have a little dream and a little team. We have a little, so it's just the two of you? So it's a little dream with a little team that's global. That's global?

Well, it's starting little, but to grow, you need little first. You do. Hey, you're telling me. Listen, look, the world's biggest plants start as a seed. That's what I'm saying. And what is the biggest plant? I guess maybe India rubber? I don't know.

Redwood? Yeah, sure. One big cactus. Redwood is the world's biggest cactus is probably the world's biggest plant. There you go. Exactly. So that's what we're about to grow into the world's biggest cactus. And we're about to announce a campaign for something that I think is.

is going to shake up not only the world. Wow, you're about to announce it. We wanted to do it here. Oh, you're going to do it here. It's a smart move. There's a huge audience on this show. I've been doing it for fucking seven years. And my career has absolutely taken off.

And you've already had one show behind a paywall. Yeah. Keep looking up. I'm going to make almost $10,000 in 2020. Exactly. Well, here we go. Here it goes. Okay.

We want the Olympics to be. in Winscourt ASAP Wow We are trying We are starting The campaign As soon as possible

To get the Olympics In Winscourt as soon as possible How about 2028? That's what, well We have heard that it is spoken for It is spoken for In 2022, 2022, 2024, 2026, 2028

Yeah they're all locked down Yeah but 2030 is not locked down at this point As far as we've heard. Do you guys know if you want winter or summer? Because that kind of depends on... Now here's the thing, Gina. Here's the thing.

We don't care. We'll take them all. We'll take fall and spring. I guess you want made up Olympics to happen. No, well, not made up Olympics. But think about it. The first annual fall Olympics. And you want your Olympics to be every year.

That's first annual. You heard that, right? This first annual. So the fall Olympics. Official Olympics every fall in the... That's what we said. That's what we said. That is what we said.

And that's what we mean. What are some of the fall sports? Because usually the summer sports are hot and the winter sports are cold. Oh, hey, thanks, Scott. That's what you pay a host for. I'm merely trying to contextualize there. Imagine you've seen a ski jump before. Have you seen a ski jump before?

Let me think. Let me look back through the recesses of my mind and comb through all of my memories to see if I've ever seen a ski jump. Oh, there's one. Yes, I am. Yeah, I went to Lake Placid one time to blow a guy, and I saw a ski jump up there. Oh, so you're, um, you are bisexual. He is bisexual, yeah. I mean, good guess.

He's also on the spectrum. It could also be, yeah. I'm on the sexual spectrum, and I'm, uh... The emotional spectrum. I'm on the emotional spectrum on the noro atypical spectrum. I'm on a lot of spectrum. Right, right. Roy G. Biv, of course.

So, no. Are you an ENFP? What are you? Yeah. What is? You know. I'm all those extrovers. extrovert, maniacal,

fingering pirate. Ahoy. My goodness. Oh, no. Gino, you're grabbing your little hole. Yeah, I almost peed there. Well, it's not, I have a huge, it's hard for me to hold in my piss.

I have to put a WAMO frisbee in, perpendicular in order to clog up my urethra. Understandable. Goodness. Goodness. Oh, it's fine going in. Coming out, it's the problem. The frisbee?

You have to squeeze the base. and pop it off the top like a pen tennis ball container? Absolutely. Absolutely. Absolutely. Great company. It's my favorite production card. Sit, Ubu, sit.

Good dog, woof. Good dog, wolf, baby. So how do you think, I mean, Iowa, especially Winscourt? That's right, winscourt. It's not a large town. I've never heard of it, I would imagine. You got that one, right. Sioux City maybe would have more of a possibility?

or... You think so, but we got the land. We do have so much land. We were driving around the other day, and we were looking out. Thank you. We have a truck. We have a truck. We have a truck.

We have a truck. We have a... Toyota Tacoma. It's dark green. It's dark green with... Do you pay a cash or are you on a payment plan? Wow, you guys are answering all the follow-up questions I had. What color, what model?

Did we pay in cash? We did. How did you get that much cash available? Well, we've been saving cash. it up. A lot of people in Windscort, we put our cash into a folder's cans and we put it into the ground. Into the ground. Oh, okay. And when it comes time at Easter every year, we all say,

you just say one thing you want. Like on Good Friday or something? You just dig up all the Folgers cans. You've been there. You've been there. I've not been there, but it sounds like an amazing tradition. Oh, it is. It is. It's the resurrection, the way we do it. It's dollar bills coming out of the ground, just like Jesus came out of the ground. And everyone names one thing that they want. And then they buy it. And then they buy it with the cash that they find.

And we bought a dark green Toyota Tacoma. Guess the color of the seats. Brown. Yeah. That's right. That's right. We would have also taken tan. We would have taken tan.

beige? Yeah. Okay. Yeah. Anything within those earth tones. That's correct. That's correct. Okay.

So how do you guys expect to lure people? people into Winscourt. I mean, it doesn't sound like there's a lot to do, but you say you were driving around the other day? We were driving around the other day. We were just thinking of ideas. Oh, it was cool. Thank you.

It was cool. We have a car. It was a Toyota. It's a Toyota Tacoma. It's a truck. Guess what color? Tand green. The seats, yeah.

So we were driving around. We were driving around. I remember we were listening to the radio and you nudged me and we looked out the window and you're looking at all that space. Oh, just miles of it. Miles of it. Why is the radio part of the story? Oh, okay.

We were listening. Because we were listening to a song that we first made love to. Our favorite song. What is that now? Oh, it is absolutely. You can say, what do you can answer enough you'd like? Production card for absolutely? They were playing that on the radio?

Yeah, they were. They were absolutely. Well, one of you get offended if the other one accidentally answers the question by themselves. You see you. You keep looking at each other, I swear. That's how you started. We can't stop. looking at each other.

That's how we started it. Almost like a police interrogation. I want to split you up so I can get your stories. Don't do it, Scott. I'm begging you. Trust me. Remember that time that we spent a couple hours apart.

I didn't like it. I didn't like it either. But she had to go to the bathroom in Macy's. For a couple hours. Well, I don't want to tell you more. Mom butt. It's like mommy brain, but you get it in the butt too. My mom used to fucking blast them out.

What happened? Oh, she's in stasis. Yeah, well now she's frozen, so I'm assuming she's pretty back-down. Is she being fed in there? Yeah, she's getting shivode. Okay. Yeah. Do people still use it as a verb to refer to feeding someone by iTunes?

I think so. No, of course. No, of course. No, of course. Shivode. Absolutely. Absolutely. Absolutely.

Absolutely. So you're listening to the radio. You take a look at all this space. We see a big, big pile of leaves. We see a big pile of leaves. Is that common out there in windscarve? Absolutely. Absolutely.

Because we, you know, we have trees every which way. We have up, down, which way. That's right. Exactly. You look up, you look down, you look to the right, you look to the left. And there's just trees everywhere. Oh, there's so. Just rotting with trees.

Rotting. Rotting with trees. Rotting with trees. Right. Wow. And we thought to ourselves, now, wouldn't that be fun? Wouldn't that be fun to just ski right down that hill? Just you just ski down a hill.

And then you just let loose. And you just fly through the air. Oh, like a bird. And then you have the skis on. And where do you land? You don't land in snow. No, because we don't get a lot of snow. We don't get a lot of snow.

It's an unusual vortex of climate. Interesting. Yeah. That's windscore, baby. Let me guess. You land in the leaves. You got you. Okay.

I'm just trying to cut to the end. I saw it probably right from when you mentioned the leaves. Right, right, right. And we were listening to the radio. I just kind of felt this from the beginning when you said fall a limit. Yes, that's right. So we're all on the same page there. A lot of leaf-related sports.

Leaf-related sports. Leaf-related sports. Leaf-related sports. We're all on the same page. Page 110. That's right. That's exactly. You know what?

Yes, exactly. Pumpkin carving. Pumpkin carving. When you think of a pool, what's your favorite thing to do in a pool? That's a great question. Swimming, probably. You'd say that, but the real fun stuff is clearing the leaves away so you can do it. Oh, okay.

The skimming. Skimming. Skimming. Skimming. These are some of the events, and they have to be fall-based, but based on summer and Winter Olympics sports too? You got it, right? So cornucopia, what would you do

do with something like that? You would fence with them. Okay. Cornucopia, we could also, yeah. You could fence with them. You could also throw them like some sort of jabbling. Oh, yeah, a shot put. It would be nice to throw them like a jamblin. We would like to throw them like a dang jablin. Right. Well, so. Uh, and away. By the way. Is that how he said? Up, up, up, and away. Oh, I thought you said, by the way. It was very excited.

For like a detour. Okay. Isn't that a fun little wall excited for a detour? Oh, we did take a detour on that drive. We did, absolutely. The radio's still on? The radio was on. Oh, it was still blast, baby.

Oh, and we were driving. Just sniffing the air, that crispy, crispy. Crispy. Winscore air. Were you driving somewhere or was this just like an afternoon constitutional that you were driving around? Constitutional. And how long is the song that? that played when you first had sex.

You never told us what it is, but it's still playing while you're driving in this story? No, it was, we did tell you what it was. It was absolutely. So very short. Quick as hell. Oh, okay, that makes sense. And it does make sense.

But just rotting with passion. Just rotting with passion. Rodding with passion. Well, how do you think you're going to lure the Olympics organization? You know, a lot of companies, or cities rather, not companies, but companies are involved. They put up a lot of money to try to lure these events there. So we don't want to brag.

Don't then. Okay. Okay. Okay. But continue. Okay. All right. No, no, no.

We have a mall. Oh, brother. We have a mall with the Macy's aforementioned. Right. Where I blew my ass out. For two hours. Approximately 120 minutes. It's single stalls or is it shared?

Oh, it's shared. Oh, God damn. Shared stalls. Not like, is it an individual? an individual bathroom or there may be Is there like two toilets in one stall? That's the best. Eye contact is the easiest way

to get it all out. I've never been in a woman's bathroom. I don't know quite. Oh, well, me neither. Officially. Why did you wink? You know, this is ear-based listening. Oh, I know it's ear-based listening, baby.

But I was just winking because I wanted the listeners to not know that I've set up a couple of toilet cams in my life. Oh, no. Oh, that's worse than I thought. Where? Not at home. I hope for your mom. Oh, God.

No, God, no, you kidding. I tried. I didn't fucking spackled the camera shut on the first day. Exactly. You just watched saving probably Ryan. My mom, peanut butter spackled the camera shot. Peanut butter spackle.

Yeah, it's what she does in the bathroom. She shits out kind of like a sticking. Yeah, we understand. You're asking the follow-ups. Yeah, so I just, like, one of my favorite musicians is Chuck Berry. And so I don't know if I could have predicted that. Go on. That's one of your favorites.

One of the godfathers of rock and roll. I just love Chuck Barry, right? Sure. Okay. So I was inspired by him to start putting cameras into the toilets and stuff. Is that something that man did? Allegedly. He had the famous glass table.

Yeah, the glass table, I think. They let women shit on the table and stuff. So you weren't inspired to do like the duck walk or anything like that. No, I was inspired to learn to play Johnny Be Good so that I could be. and this, we were making our own back to the future and I wanted to learn how to play Johnny Be Good. So I started researching Chuck Berry then I found this detour that was wonderful.

Just close-ups of you for... Dicks and asses and pussies is just like wild time. In that movie that you just mentioned? Back to the future. The one? The glass table ones? No, it's not that one. I haven't seen that one yet, but back to the future. I have an iPad loaded with them if you guys want to watch.

When Michael J. Fox breaks into that song and he starts really singing, doesn't it always kind of rub me the wrong way? Rub me the wrong way? In what way? Here she goes. Because no, she's going to talk about it. She makes a good point.

Here you go. In what way would it rub you the room? We've been talking about this for years. For years. Go ahead. Doesn't it make that hair on the back of your neck stand up? Doesn't it give you the goose pimples? In what way? Because my answer to all this is yes.

Right. But it's rubbing me too right of a way is what I think. Meaning that you think that a white person... No. No. No, okay. No, go on. If you think a white person stealing black rock and roll is a problem,

You're going to hate music. No, nothing like that at all. Never even thought about that. I'm talking about the fact that it doesn't seem like it's his voice coming out of his little mouth. Oh, you don't like lip syncing. And even as a young child, I felt that way. I said something's not right. Have you ever been to a lip sync?

Was there anything like that at this fair that you were at? No, that's a great question. I feel like that could be an event. Oh, a fall event. A fall event. A fall event. I mean, lip sinks aren't, you know, primarily known as autumn-related events. It certainly could be one.

I have a, I throw a karaoke party that's out on, a lip sync party that's out on the water in international waters every year. International water is really? Yeah, we call loose lips sink ships. Oh, now that's a fun name. Let me ask you a question. What came first? The loose links sink ships? I'm sorry?

What came? The loose links? Daddy brain over here. Okay. Uh-oh, got daddy brain. More like zaddy brain. Jesus Christ. Oh, I thought I felt something.

Yeah, that's how I'll let go of you now. So, but how are you? going to lure the Olympics. So as I was mentioned, we got that mall. And here's the thing. Olympics, when you think of the Olympics, you think international. I think seven rings.

Seven rings. Seven rings. Seven rings. Seven rings. Seven rings. The Roy G. Biv rings. That's right. Seven rings. What do those seven rings represent? They represent all of the continents. Yes, and each color, this is real. Each color of those rings, at least one of those colors is in a nation's flag.

Now that's something that you may not have known. It's something that you learn when you're trying to get the Olympics to come to your hometown. Hey, all right. And so we were looking at the food court in this mall. I'm sorry, what did we just learned? That each color of the ring is a color that corresponds to a nation's flag. That's right. We're talking red, orange, yellow, green, blue, not to mention purple.

Wonderful flags all. Wonderful flags all. What does the Antarctica flag look like? Is it purple? It's under eyes, so it's difficult to sleep. I got to go claim Antarctica. I don't think anyone's ever claimed it. The flag is on the right.

Just like your mama. Oh, that wasn't meant to be an insult. We're not going to start doing snaps on this show, are we? Hey, what's the difference between Antarctica and your mama? Do you get me started? I love it. Your mama's! Man, have an easier time finding my mom.

Oh, you guys have chemistry and it's thick. It is thicker than the... You guys have not stopped staring at each other for 21 seconds. Oh, my goodness. It's thick. And I'll tell you, we're open as hell, so live your life. As everyone knows, I'm Polly, and I like to fuck white people. That's why I say Polly want to crack.

Jesus, God. Listen, we're God-fearing, folks when we come from. Jesus fucking Christ. It's a little too much for you guys. Well, look, can we get to the end of the story about... Because I need to take a break. Absolutely. And we throw the word story around me pretty loosely.

So we were looking around the food court. Food court. You know, different kinds of food in every single spot. No, I've been to a food court. Yeah. But I'm talking a Pandy Express. Oh, yeah. Sounds like you got a good one.

We have a good one. We have a good one. A lot of rice. I know you're all thinking Orange Julius. It didn't have it. I know what you're also thinking, Annie Ann's. Well, guess what? Yes?

Yeah. Not in the food court, but at the mall. It was like a kiosk. A kiosk. Exactly. It feels like you have been there. You spent some time and win a score? No, I have not, but I've been to malls generally.

I know usually what the elements are that subside within them. So exactly what happened. And so we just thought to ourselves, you know, look at this international food court. People from all over the world are going to love it. They're going to love the food that we're serving. We're already in international city. It's going to be like a second home for a lot of these people. We got a new red roof inn that just opened up.

Really? Yeah, that's called Olympic Village, my friend. Okay. Now remember, he started the story by saying not to brag. Yeah, I'm trying to figure out exactly when we're getting to that part of the start. I'm not even positive what I'm looking for as a resolution here. I forgot where we even started from. Long story short, we have a date with destiny.

We absolutely do. And it is either. It's gotten vaguer. But it is at least 2030, maybe 2031, 32. Or 30. And that date with destiny might be fall, winter. But if you're going off the cycle, why can't it be 2021? Okay.

Now that's something we haven't thought of. We have not to see. It could be 2020. It could be fall of this year. Wow. It could be. I like, see, I told you we come on a big city podcast. They're going to give us ideas

That we couldn't come up with you. You're so smart. Please stop kissing. Please. Okay, look. You don't have to stop. I'm glad the story is over because we do have to take a break. Can you guys stick around?

Absolutely. Oh, you're now farting while you're saying. That's kissing, baby. I haven't heard a mouthqueef in a year. This is exciting. All right, when we come back, this is exciting. We have an NBA announcer. he can give you some tips regarding some of the sports.

Oh my goodness. Red or yellow green, not to mention. Purple? Purple. Do you say red or Joe green? That's one of the guys is for winscourt. We'll tell them about. All right.

All right. Well, let's take a break. When we come back, we'll have more from Gino, more from Chris and Chris Starbo. And this NBA announcer, we'll be right back with more comedy bang bang, bang after this. Cube break. Comedy, bang, bang, we're back here. We have, uh, oh, God. God. Now the clanking. The pouring was not enough, but the clanking?

Sorry, I'm trying to just make sure everyone has coffee or water these days. You're offering coffee now? This is an upgrade. Airwolf got this cold brew machine, which is great because that's better than making money. So I, like, love to just rip out some coffees or waters for anyone. So if anyone wants a coffee or water, just ask me, you know, I'll say coffee water. You just tell me if you want coffee or water, okay. I'll have a coffee water. What? Do you need to borrow some money?

No, no, everything's okay. I'll tell you what. You come over to our place at Winscored on Easter. of money for you. Oh, I would love, I would just say, before I dig in, I'd be like, I just need a microwave big enough to defrost my mother and then start digging around. Really, you need a full microwave to defraud? She hasn't thought about this? I need a full, I need a huge human-sized microwave with a setting for person. Oh, no. But not until after sex education season? Oh, yeah, I can. If I nuke her pre-sex education season three, he's going to flip shit. She loves that little ace of Butterfield.

Who doesn't? I know. Tell me about it. When he was a kid, I used to call him Aza Butterface. Is that cruel? Everything about this gorgeous but his field. All right, let's get to our next day. By the way, we have Chris and Chris Starbo. We never found out what the Chris's stand for.

Oh, mine's simply Christmas. And Chris, what is yours? Christ. Christmas in Christ. Your birth name is Christ Starbaum? That's correct. My goodness. And what is your maiden name? Christmas.

Cardin. Cardin. I have a friend named Cardin. Jason? All right, let's get to our next guest. Well, we all know him. He is one of the most famous NBA announcers and former players, I believe, that has ever been in the game. Please welcome to the show for the first time, Bill Walton.

Wow, it's a pleasure to be here, Scott. In the presence of true greatness of radio announcing. I mean, unbelievable... Wait, I am to you or you are to me? I am to you. Thank you so much. The giants of the field do not live. Paul Harvey.

Ira Glass. Terry Gross. Who's the person who did cereal? I don't even remember. Sarah. Sarah. Cainig. Yeah, Sarah Caining.

And now, Scott Hockerman, one of the great pleasure to be here. So much, Bill. That means so much coming from you. I mean, you're one of the best that ever was when it comes to NBA announcing. I don't know how you. were as a player. A fantastic, a fantastic player back issues saddled me early in my career. But it had a wonderful time.

Sounds like late in your career, because I don't know if you could have played much longer after the back issues. Well, late in my actual, early in my hopeful career. It sounds like it was like the last minute of your actual career. Sure. I mean, but time is, as we all know. A flat circle. Spoken like one of the true greats.

Matthew McConaughey. Woody Harrelson. You like those guys. So, two of the most fantastic southern actors, a man could ever hope to see. You would hope they would branch out into being good, just regular actors. But as far as southern actors go? Stick to it. I mean, we all know Woody did great work as a white man who couldn't jump.

But at the end of the day, we all wanted to see a southern man just doing his best smoking marijuana and killing zombies. I'll tell you what, Chris and I had a foursome with Woody Harrelson and it was spooky. Who was the fourth person in the... Oh, we'll go ahead and tell you. We'll go ahead and tell you. Please, yeah. I would love for you guys to just go ahead and tell me. You can even skip this whole step where you decide you're going to tell us and just tell us.

Or if you don't want to tell us, you don't have to tell us. King Princess. It was King Princess. Really, the singer who was on Saturday Night Live and then seemed to disappear into obscurity? You got that right. You got a for some with Woody Harrelson and King Princess. And the two of us, Christ and Christmas. I am so catty today with Asia Butterface.

I know. She'll be back, don't you worry. She's coming back. Quick question for Chris Starbaugh. Do you ever say, hey, it's time to put the Christ back in Christmas? Oh, we should do that. We should do that. Wow.

Throw it down, big man. An amazing joke from Gino Lombardo. Unbelievable. Thank you, Bill. You startled me to the point where I jumped and I pinched my pinky in between my leg and the table and I really hurt my fingers. It came in. Yeah. Exactly how I ruined my back early in my career, startled by my own scream and hurting myself in a radio studio.

We can start saying that you hurt your back late in your basketball playing career, but early in your commentating career. I'll take whatever way you want to put that prism around my reality. Well, Blake Snyder in Save the Cat would refer to that as your Dark Night of the Soul. Absolutely. It comes around the 100th page of the script. We all know Blake Check is one of the greatest movies. all time. Blank check.

A kid in King Arthur's court. Rookie of the year. The great could not have done better. Oh, I would say it would maybe be on page like five of, you know, what ended up being your incredible story, which was you rose from the ashes. I noticed she didn't throw out the movie Shark Tale

when you were talking about. Yeah, we really need to put Shark Tale into this conversation. Is Shark Tale one of the greats in the Gina Labardo, Scott Ackerman, Gannon? Well, in the Scott Ackerman resume. Oh, is that true? Somehow it is the top thing on IMDB, even though I did it 18 years ago. Congratulations.

That's awesome. Shark Tale. That's one of our faves. Fantastic film, DreamWorks, animated movies, big names, Will Smith. What's that? DreamWorks, PDI. PDI. Public display of what?

No, I can't remember, but that's what the animation is called at DreamWorks. PDII. Look it up. How do you know so much about show business? I guess you can say, my brother. used to work there. Your brother, who, you could say that.

I guess you could say that. What an interesting way to say something that is not true. I wonder what the reality is then. So now, Bill, what is, I mean, are you in, your announcing career certainly was Act 2 of your career, but do you have an Act 3 coming up? Absolutely. Color commentary on podcast, Scott.

It is the wave of the future. And it's what I'm here to talk to you, about. Have you ever considered having a man such as Bill Walton, aka. myself, in the studio, giving you some color commentary to promote your wonderful work? I haven't considered it, but maybe we could try it out a little bit. I mean, it seems like you already did it a little bit with Gino and his joke. Absolutely. One of the greats. I mean, standing on the shoulders of some great engineers, Jimmy I. Avine.

Engineer Brett. And Gino Lombardo. It doesn't take much better than that. You know, Steve Jobs in his book, Steve Jobs, one of the great's Apple computers. You know, Steve Jobs. Oh, yeah, of course. One of the greats in his books. Famous dead guy. But death is just another piece of life when it comes down to it. It certainly is, but there's no one deader.

I've been wondering something. Are you alive? Me, Bill Walton? Yeah. I'm as alive as it gets. He's as alive as Steve Jobs is not. I'm as alive. I couldn't have put it better.

Scott Ackerman with the amazing way. Turn a phrase to reference how alive. I am. Now, the only time I am dead is when I'm a deadhead traveling with the grateful dad. Oh, that's right. I forgot that part of your personality. How could you? You didn't reference it a lot. How could you? Oh, I mean, we all know the lead singers name it. Jerry McGuire or something. Jerry Garcia. Jerry McGuire, Cameron Crow, one of the most fantastic men to ever go from Rolling Stone to directing. I can't think of another one. Any, Annie Leibowitz.

Well, I mean, she directs her photo shoots, I guess. And what is a photo shoot but a film shoot where the pictures don't move? That's true. I mean, in a film, there are 30 of those photographs per second, but she just was like, I'm going to take it easy. Or 24.7 in animation. Certainly, yeah. PDI. Of course.

Fantastic group mind from the room. Everybody listening early on and coming together with a PDI. I do not believe it, Scott. I am on the edge of my seat. I'm thrilled. PDI is one of my porn hub search terms. It's a public display of incest.

Oh, okay. So you like to watch it when it's two brothers or two sisters, a sister brother. I really prefer the stepmom's son dynamic. It's kind of ticking over the... That's true.

Once if you're not blood-related, it doesn't matter. Yeah, well, you say that when you try to fuck your step-mom, see what she says. She's going to call it incest. Trust me. Did she?

Not your... My mom? My didn't. Oh, wait, hold on. When you had sex or your stepmom,

she didn't call it incest? No. Absolutely not. She just called it mine, this is what I did with your daddy. I probably the emotional

attachment involved with family members to be hard to overcome. And I'll tell you, Scott, I do too. I do too. Yeah. Because if they really,

because sex is so intimate and such an emotional thing that you want to have with the person, you can't feel that with someone that you already have that emotional attachment to in a familial way.

Can you not? No. Yeah. I haven't really thought about fucking my family as much as you have. It's interesting you say that because sometimes I think about trying to imagine what Matt Damon's penis looks like. Bill? Anything? You like Matt Damon?

Matt Damon. One of the great penises of Hollywood. That's right. One of the greatest. I am in the presence of another great wet penis with Christ over here. Some of the most fantastic gentlemen in history with wet penises. Christ over here. Christ Starbo over here.

Matt Damon. Carrie Elwood's. I had the pleasure of meeting Carrie El was on the set of Liar Liar. Fantastic man, hilarious man. A reader and educator. He plays a stepdad in that movie. That's right. Another search term of mine.

He does not try to make love to Max the young son on Liar Liar. Now, honey, what were you saying about Matt Damon's penis? Oh, I was just trying to say that. I spend a lot of time trying to try to picture it. Yeah. And I can't. I think it's my emotional attachment. Yeah, yeah, because you care so much for it.

I love the Born movies. Yeah. Do you think it looks exactly like him? I think it's... Him in downsizing? Yeah, exactly. That's what it is. I think it looks like Jason Sudeciss in downsizing.

Oh, okay. Interesting. Matt Damon's penis, to you, looks like Jason Sudecis in downsizing. It looks like it's time for us to do a little good Willie hunting. Gina Lombardo coming through. Slam dunk threw it down one time, Big Man. Tiny man, 88 pounds, skinny man. She's extremely skinny.

If you're referring to the circumference of my urethra, you can't say big man. Big man, huge ureth. When he takes a dump, it's a pee. All right, take us a break if you could, because we do need to go to a break. And that's a big break coming up. Brought to you by peanut butter. I'm a huge fan of peanut butter. Eat some if you got some.

Okay. Good advice. We'll be right back with more comedy bag back. Comedy baby, we are back here. Gino Lombardo is here with us. Sound speeds whenever you're ready, Scott. We started recording. Good.

We also have Chris and Chris. Well, obviously Christmas and Christ, Starbo. Hello. Hello. Trying to get the Olympics out there in Winscourt. Yes, of course. Now, Bill Walton from the NBA is here. Yes.

You started that word at the end. Yeah, you almost say. Say! Is that what Michael Jackson and Paul McCartney were trying to sing? Yes, yes. Yes, yes. Yes. But they sang it backwards?

Yeah, no, the whole song is backwards. If you play it the other way around, they're saying, they're saying, what's the name of the song? The name of the song. Say, say, say, say. So they're saying yes, yes, yes. And then it's about the devil. It is devil worship. Really?

In the great, the great tradition. Avazi Osborne. Of Ozzy Osborne. Kiss nights and Satan service. Sticks. Peter Chris. The river sticks. The river sticks.

The river through hell that the old demon. would take you on. I think he was a demon. Thank you very much, oh, Mr. Robato. You know, there's another song that's a devil worship and song. What is that? Do you remember the song that goes,

I'm blue. Da-ba-de-da-da-da-da-da. Oh, of course I know that song. Everyone knows that song. Yes. Now, if you listen to that song backwards, it says, find the body, eat the body. Find the body, eat the body.

It goes, find the body, eat the body. Find the body, eat the body. Google it. It sounds like that version is being sung by Hamby I'm not the way you were delivering it, too. Now, what the fuck is? Hamster dance. Are you talking about...

Are you not familiar with the Amster Dan? Are you talking about the wire? Are you talking about the Kia commercials? Are you talking about... Oh, I thought you were talking about the late 90s meme website? Yes, hamster dance. Yad anita doda-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da. It's a tradition of great websites.

Like E-Bomb's World. Oh, E-Bom's World. I loved E-Bomb's World. I just know Bill Walton's sense of humans so well. Oh, man. Let me tell you something. If I was ever craving, looking at a woman in a bikini, have some diarrhea. I'd go straight to Ebaum's world.

Ebaum's world gave me the heby-geebies. The same feeling that I had when... MJF sang Johnny B. Goode? When MJF stained J.B.G. That's right. I could not place the feeling, but I knew I had just said it not near moments ago. I was talking about my goose pimples, not to mention the hair on my neck standing up. Sure.

All the physical attributes. of having the creeps. The creeps and the bleeps? Speaking of creeps, Bill, do you have any... Excuse me. Oh, I'm sorry. Weird segue. Scott Ackerman with the

obsceningly insulting segue back over to me. Do you have any sports sort of advice for... They're trying to get the Olympics over there to... Oh, right. Oh, yes. To Winskome.

The Winskort. Winskort. And that's Iowa or Wisconsin. Iowa. Oh, one of the great states of the union. One of the great bungling states in the union. Thank you. They bungled the Democratic primaries

Oh, right, right, right. Oh, back in 2020. We don't know when this episode comes out. It could be 2022. Idiots out wandering around is what we would call Iowa growing up. Iowa, Iowa, idiots out wandering around. This is actually hurtful. Yeah, exactly.

Like, cross over from color commentary to just insults. Exactly, you've started to turn to do at least lamp an alley. Now, we all know you're great at snaps, though, Chris. Christ, rather. Christ, Christ, yeah. Your mama, et cetera. Mama, oh, yes. Do you have anything to say about Bill Walton's mama?

About, oh, yes, exactly. Okay? If you don't, it's okay. Okay, what's the difference between yo mama and Gito Viterrelli's mama over here? Gino Viterrelli's my cousin. I'm Gino Lombardo. Oh, Gino Lombardi. No, that was my great uncle who was a football coach.

Gino Lombardo. That's me. Oh, Gino Lombardo. It took me a long time to get it, too, so don't feel bad. Okay. So what's the difference? between Bill's Bill?

What's the difference between your mom and Gina's mom? I'm getting revved up. Wait, did Nick Kroll there for a second

on that delivery. One of the great. One of the great tradition of Jewish comedians. From Bort Saul to Jerry Saulfeld to Nick Kroll.

The greats that we all know in love of Judaism. Hilarious. What's there? with my mom and Gino's mom? Yeah. I can't wait to hear it.

Okay. Gino's mom's frozen ice while your mom is getting fucked. Oh my God. By me. Jesus Christ. Sorry.

Jesus Christ. No. Christ. Jesus Christ. You crossed the line. Christ. Jesus, Christ.

There wasn't really even anything all that artful about it. It just kind of like was it. You were given the opportunity to not do one. Chino said you didn't have to. But that's what it's about sometimes is taking the shots. When you're good at snaps, you're good at snaps.

You got to shoot your shot. You know, if he hadn't taken a shot, what would you have thought, Bill? If you hadn't taken a shot, I would have said, you know what the great, what the great, and we all know his name, the guy from Hamilton, his name escaped. Lynn, Mayor Randha would say in that moment. He would say, good morning, my sweet angels,

just woke up, time to be. creative and some bullshit like that. One of the great inspiring tweeters of the 2000s, Len May and well Miranda. There aren't too many

inspiring tweeters outside of the 2000s. This millennia. Well, the way for them was paved by inspiring speakers of the 90s. Oprah Winfrey, Phil Donahue. Henry Rollins.

Henry Rollins, Rollins' band. Black Flagg. The great punk rock scene of the early CBGB Kilman Street Some of the most

unbelievable Mindboggling music you'd ever heard Rollins Miss Fitz, Paul Dano Glenn Danzian I don't think he's going to stop

Paul Dano Was Mother His cover of Mother by Glenn Danzig While playing guitar Hero 3 You know him

You love him Mr. Zoe Kazan Signorri Signore This is Bill, I gotta say this is so intense I don't know if I could have this every single episode.

I knew I was sweating early but Bill, you are. You were sweating early in your career. I was sitting early. I was sweating early. Your glasses are literally fogged up my friend. My goodness. Excuse me, I'm a passionate man.

That's all right. So no tips. No, yeah, exactly. It was on four. For the Olympics to get to your town. Well, I mean, we all. of the Olympics, Jesse Owens, Carrie Strug. Yes.

Jesse Owens to Carrie Strug. The Olympics. Tanya Harding. Okay. Doctor Who? Doctor Who? Dr. Who? The newest iteration.

We'll take them. Tanya Harding is the new doctor? Like, you've heard it here for her. Is it true that he used a spanner to fucking bash Nancy Kerrigan's knee? The electric screwdriver? Tanya Harding took out the most recent Doctor Who, the woman's name I never knew. Jody Whitaker. Jody Whitaker taken down by Tanya Harding and Kaluli's back, my friends.

One of the great moustachio and perverts of our time, Jeff Kaluli. Oh, of course. And Johnny Whitaker, one of the great Broadchurch actors. A broad church, one of the shows that everyone tells you to get into. Broad Church. The wire or the aforementioned wire. I can't get into it. You haven't even gotten a hamster damn then.

I know. Or the hamster dance. Close. Close. Clu-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do. Getting close. Party stumping in the house. Two-9.

L-M-F-A-O. Everybody going to have a good time. When you're talking Barry Gordy Associates and Relatives, L-M-A-F-O. and Rockwell are really two of the people on the list. Laugh my ass fuck off. Harry Gordy. Laugh my ass fuck off. Two of the greats of all time.

Scott. So no tips then. We're thinking about the Olympics. The Olympics. Because we're bringing them, baby. We are bringing them. Fall Olympics. Any ideas?

All the Olympics in Winscourt hour. Winscourt. One of the great scorts. one of, yeah, that's right. The skirt short. You got that right. Winscourt. Did Kevin Smith ever think of buying the town and changing it to Wins jorts?

Is that a thing? Oh no, you okay? Yes. Oh no. Oh my God. You're back. How long can you keep up this pace? I don't know.

Oh, at least another hour or two before I have to go away. Kevin Smith, one of the great 90s indie film directors. Jersey. girl, clerks too. No, we know his resume, but I thought you were going to compare him to other 90s film directors. Robert Olp. Yes. Noah Bombach.

Noah Bombach. Really started in the 90s with great films kicking and screaming. Tarantino as well. Quintinantino. One of the great people that I saw getting a massage at a spy was that. Is that a fact? Tell us more. I'm bad.

That's all I am. I tell you what. That must use. using her hands. What was she using? Her feet. One of the great foot perverts of our time. Dave Chappelle Quentin Tarantino.

The guy who started WikiFeet. James Wikifeet. Chappelle and Quentin have another thing in common. A egregious use of the N-word. One of them's allowed. And one of them's a quiet. And one of them is Chappelle. All right.

Well, so no tips then. Of course, the Olympics in Wits scored Iowa. You always get to there and then suddenly we're off track. Exactly. To me, the big trick with the Olympics is you gotta go for the gold. That's right. That's what we keep saying. In planning the Olympics or in competing in the Olympics?

Because that is what you do when you compete. My husband, Chris, now we were walking down the street. Listen to the radio? Well, there wasn't radio playing down the street, but we did bump arms. You bumped arms. Just by accident. Then kept going, kept walking, and went, whoops.

And then at the same time, we looked at each other, I had nothing to say, but he said to me, you got to have the gold. Yeah. You got to have the gold. So the story is, you were walking down the street, no music was played. You bumped elbows, and your husband served to you

and said, you got to have the gold. When we bumped elbows, I did say. Oopsie. You said whoops. You said whoops. But at the same time, he said you got to have the gold. Yeah. Well, I looked at him as if I was going to say something

I had nothing to say. He looked at me and he said... But you didn't say whoops. So you didn't say that. The whoops was based on the bump. Sure, but at that point you said whoops and then realized you had nothing further. That's right.

And meanwhile, he said, you gotta have the gold. And we were walking down the street and wind scored out. What was the weather like during this interaction? It was a balmy crispness. It was a balmy Christmas day? You were walking around. No wonder no music was playing.

Every day is Christmas day with her. Oh, I'll like yourself. I like yourself. Gino Lombardo. Wish a dog and a three-pointer all at once if you're going for comedy points. That was the Dan Cortez Rock and Jock joke. Dan Cortez, one of the great MTV VJs. Cote loader, Dan Cortez.

Downtown Julie Brown. Downtown Julie Brown adding the diversity of accent. Eric Nees. Yes, Eric Lee. Rest in power. He died? He died? I don't think so.

You're just covering your basis. He is either dead or manslaughtered someone. We don't know. I thought he tried to kill himself. Hey, what if he did? Eric, he's killed by the great Charles Dutton. Made slaughtered by Charles Dutton. Eric Mies.

Facts that we all happen to know. One of the great Dutton's. One of the great Dutton. From Jefferson to Eric. Eric Dutton. All right. We're getting really inside at this point. Look, we're running out of time.

No. I'm so sorry. We really only have... We have one final feature, and that's a little something called plugs. Oh, it is over. Oh, God. That fucking slaps to it. Dude, that was new plug order by The Lobsters.

Thank you to The Lobsters for that. All right, guys, what do we plug in? Gino, this is your time. You can check out my college thesis project. It is behind a paywall, so I... But, you know, you can get probably... a 30-day free trial. You have a 30-day free trial.

If you use the promo code Gino, you can listen to as a bunch of- or you use freedom. Yeah, whichever one you want. You can use Gino or freedom. One is only four letters and pretty easy to remember. The other one is portmanteau end-upon in the same. J-Y-N-O. Exactly, Gino.

That is... I never knew that was how you spelled your name. No, it's spelled Gino, but Gino is my wrestling name. Oh, okay. Who are you wrestling? When I do backyard wrestling in Suffolk County, yeah. I don't know that was part of you. I'll get into it another time.

Another time, please. Come back. You don't want to get me started on this now. Will you have me back? That's very polite of you. Also check out the podcast, Action Boys at Actionboys. Bos. It's three white, straight males breaking down action movies.

You know, a podcast. Sure, yeah. Isn't there another- That's also behind the paint wall? Isn't there another one called High and Mighty? Oh, High and Mighty hosted by my favorite Long Island comedian after Alec Baldwin is John Gaboris. And this dude is a fat fucking loser. He's the opposite of you.

He's the opposite of me in that he's fat and he's very. kind and never says anything problematic. And because we're totally different. And he has no accent. But check out his podcast, Hi and Mighty, where he interviews people and talks about himself over them.

And is that behind the paywall as well? That one is one of the free ones, baby. Oh, baby. And when you listen to it, you'll know why it's free. Very good. Chris and Chris, anything to plug here? No, I think, you know,

what we'd like to plug is we, we should have mentioned this. We have run out of money. We have no money, actually. You mean for the campaign to... For the campaign to get back to Winscourt. Oh, meaning in personal life, you have no money. Yeah, well, it was all in that Tacoma, baby.

That's right. Oh, dear. It was in the Tacoma? No, yeah, that's right in the trunk. Yeah, it was in the trunk. What happened? Were you guys robbed doing, Paul? Here's a good chance to plug the pond.

The car kind of drifted into the pond. What pond? How did you get here? The windscort pond. The windscort pond. It's right in the middle of windscort. So this is before your trip here. That's right.

Correct. We, you're going to ask how we got here. I probably am. I'll tell you. Okay. I'll go ahead and tell you. Yeah.

I'll tell you how we got here. Yeah. Let him know. Yeah, okay. Cool. All right. That's right. So anyway,

we are doing on Southwest. Oh, it was on a plane. I was going to ask. You don't have the power of flight. Oh, what do you think this is? Oh, I can tell them. Tell them what you think this is. What do I think it is?

You want to know? Yeah. I guess, yeah, tell me what I think it is. You don't tell them. Don't want to see her now. Don't want. Some sort of fantastical story. You're right.

That's what I thought it might have been. Instead, you just flew Southwest. We just flew Southwest. Because you had a little bit of money. We had some points. Yeah, we had points. Oh, you have points. Okay.

But no, not enough points to get back. Oh, no, no, no, no. We are stuck here. We are going to be here until the, until we get enough money to get back to until the end of your careers, aka lives. until you're as dead as Steve Jobs. Oh, okay. Or Bill, Bill, Bill, whatever his last name is.

Wither's? Bill Wither's. Bill Wither's very well could be dead, yes. He is. He sang Lovely Day, I believe. And another song. One other song, and that was it for him. Lovely day was late in his career. One of the great singers of songs.

That's right. From Bill Wethers to Carl Weathers, to the greatest singers of songs of all time. To Huey Lewis in the news's new record weather. Oh, and why would that be? be relevant. Is that... Well, something I want to plug, you can...

We'll find out at the end of plugs, maybe. Or so we're jumping to it now. We'll jump to mine, yeah. You can listen to... We put out an episode of Uwee talking Huey, Tuey, me, with Huey Lewis and Jimmy Kimmel. A few weeks back, go ahead and listen to that. I can't wait to listen to that.

Seriously. That's for serious. Yeah, please listen to that. Great Scott Opgerman music discussion podcasts. From Analyze Fish. From Analyze Fish to you talking you two to me. This man is standing on the shoulders of giants. for the podcast network of Champions Earwolf.

Thank you so much, Billy. And Chris and I will also just plug a show that we are loving on Netflix called The Good Place. Okay. We do love that show. And the final season of which will be premiering on Netflix, approximately a few months from now, probably six months, six months from whenever the last episode premiered. That sounds like, you know what you're talking about. Yeah. That sounds exactly like that.

But you catch up on all of those wonderful show. Or you could just come over to my house. I have them all on my DVR. Oh, there you go. Sexy. Okay. We love just watching that at night. Very good. And in the morning.

Bill, anything to plug here? Of course, I'll be announcing games for the Pact 12 to Conference of Champions. Arizona Wildcats. Arizona State Sun Devils. The UCLA Bruins. The U.S.C. Trojans. Moving on east to Utah, one of the great states in Utah. So you went west.

And then you had to make a U-turn. And a U-turn. And a U-turned that they added two more. It was the Pact 10 when I was growing up. Colorado, the Buffalo. and pop it up north to Oregon, the great state of Oregon. Nike. So what are you plugging? Crap beer.

Donuts. Oregon State Corvallus, Oregon, beautiful town. Donuts, voodoo donuts at the great city walk. The Oregon Shakespeare Festival. The Oregon Shakespeare Festival, which my mother is going to. Well, my friend Dan's mom is going to this summer. She'll be seeing arsenic in the old lace. Go see Dan's mom at the Oregon Shakespeare Festival.

They don't just do Shakespeare Festival. do old plays. Old plays, new plays. It looks like there's a farce there where the poster looks that. Unenjoyable at best. But no matter what, you're probably going to get the comedy and tragedy masks somewhere in that experience. They're going to be posted somewhere or on the poster. The mask will be there. There might be a dinner where you eat turkey with your hands, as in Shakespeare in times. I'd also like to plug a couple podcasts. The Teachers Lounge on Earwolf, the Network of Champions. You're the Man Mound Dog with Dan Lippert and Ryan Rosenberg, a conversational Improv Podcast, which saying out loud feels unappealing at best.

And at worst. I think, I mean, conversational improv podcast is a triple redundancy. Fantastic. And those are all out there. People can listen to any of those episodes. Yeah. You're the Man Now Dog is on Patreon, but there are free episodes on wherever you get podcasts. Wherever you get podcasts.

Very good. And I want to plug, you watch the Comedy, Bang, Bang Television show on Netflix, the aforementioned Netflix. if you're in the United States. Unfortunately, it's nowhere else, and I have no ability to change that. So please stop writing to me. All right, let's close up the old plug bag. You start with a sea when you want to close it.

I almost successfully killed my friend. And then you owe. Holy shit. Oh, God. Don't open it up. Close it forever. Don't. Then Horatio.

He'll come to then he just says What? Why is this part of it? This is awful. Shame on to everyone involved. Make it stop. Can you make it stop? Just push a button.

I'm looking right at you. Push the button. Brett, push the button. He doesn't have his pedals. Push the button. Push the button. Push the button. All right, that was the Jason Manzuka's remix of the closing up the plugback theme.

Have you heard that, Gino? Is that... I love it. I like, release the teeth cut, as I always say. I don't know what that means. Guys, I want to thank you so much. Gino, obviously, so good to see you. It's wonderful to see you, as always, Scott.

Very good. You're getting taller and handsomer every time I see you. Thank you so much. And you've been recording this episode, right? Haven't you? Yeah, I'm pretty sure. Okay, great. Chris and Chris, wonderful to meet you guys.

Absolutely, pleasure to be here. We are now recording. We are now currently. We are now, okay, good. Always great to meet new good friends, and I feel like I will be great, great, great friends with you guys. Scott, we feel the same way. We really, too. And you know, the motto of our hometown of Winscourt is we're going to be great, great, great, great friends for real soon.

Is that above the wet penis information on the sign? Wet winnie's at the bottom. At the top, it's kind of in a curved, Kurt. I was like what you might see it. Like a rainbow. Like a rainbow.

Sounds like my body actually. Pinas down at the bottom and then a rainbow up in the top. We're going to be great, great, great, great, great, great, great friends. Wonderful. And Bill Walton, what can one say? That you aren't going to say right now. I mean,

the pleasure was all mine. Scott Ackerman, the Sclar brothers, Jimmy Pardo. I mean, I, when you're talking about white men who pod You got to mention Mark Marin as well.

Mark Marin. Lock the gates. Lock the gates. What the fuckers. What the fuck buddies, what the fucking ears. And what the fuckeners. And of course, what the fucking aliens. Of course.

That's it. All right. Thanks, everyone. We'll see you next time. Thanks. Bye.