Comedy Bang Bang: The Podcast - Bonus Bang: Flula Borg, Shaun Diston, Lily Sullivan (I Love Lily)

Episode Date: July 10, 2025

This week we're kicking off our "I Love Lily" series featuring the one and only Lily Sullivan in her first Comedy Bang! Bang! appearance. Originally titled "Miss-pered", this episode features returning champion, Flula Borg who joins Scott to chat about participating in a sexy contest, his new podcast Boom Time, and shares tips to get into a better mood. Then, advisor Sprague The Whisperer arrives to give some special career advice to Scott. Plus, girlfriend Kayla Dickie stops by to talk about being pumped about the truck her boyfriend just bought. (Originally released as episode #577 on 12/9/18) Get access to all the podcasts you love, music channels and radio shows with the SiriusXM App! Get 3 months free using this show link: https://siriusxm.com/cbb 

Hey everyone, this is Scott Aukerman, host of Comedy Bang Bang, and welcome to another Bonus Bang where we re-release our great episodes of Comedy Bang Bang out from behind the paywall. And we're starting a new series this week. Very exciting. What is this one called? This is called I Love Lily. I love Lily. Da da da da.

That's right, it's featuring our very own Lily Sullivan. It's finally time to give her a shout out. And we are going to start this series this week with Lily's very first appearance on Comedy Bang Bang. This episode is called Miss Perd and originally released on December 9th, 2018 as Episode 577. That's right, I mean, Lilly only started doing the show in late 2018. Hard to believe. This one features Flula Borg, the great Flula Borg. We also have Sean Distin as Sprague the Whisperer, and of course, Lily Sullivan

as quote, girlfriend unquote, Kayla Dickey. Kayla Dickey is a classic character. You'll hear all about her. She's going to talk about her boyfriend's big truck amongst other things. This is a really great episode and a great debut from Lily. We're going to be hearing from Lily for several weeks. Now, if you enjoy this and you wanna hear other great episodes of Comedy Bang Bang, well, there's an easy way to do it. Become a subscriber at cbbworld.com. We have all of the past episodes from the archives,

every live show we've ever done, ad-free new episodes. And then of course we have original shows like CBB Presents, where characters from Comedy Bang Bang host their own shows. We have Scott Asinseen where Sprague the Whisperer, who you'll hear this episode and I, we watch movies and review them. We also have College Town, The Neighborhood Listen, so many great shows over there. We're gonna be back Monday with a new episode of Comedy Bang Bang, but until then, enjoy this bonus bang! If you're a lonely spider who feels like an outsider, then have some worm friends. Oh, I thought it said worm, worm friends. No, it's worm friends.

Okay, this makes more sense. If you're a lonely spider who feels like an outsider, then have some worm friends over for the fire pie and spider cider. Welcome to Comedy Bang Bang. Yeah, that's a lot. I don't know why I picked that one. It had a lot of words and I didn't read it beforehand, and there it is.

Thank you though to the sad, no, Labis the Sad Prince. What does that mean? Labis the Sad Prince for that catchphrase submission. Welcome to Comedy Bang Bang for another week, another episode, and what an episode it is. Coming up a little later on the show, we have an advisor. Wow.

That sounds amazing. Maybe I'll get some advice or maybe he's here to give advice to other people, not including me. And also a little later, we'll have a girlfriend. That's weird, a girlfriend. All right, well, sure. That's coming up later in the show. My name's Scott Aukerman.

Welcome to the show and returning to the show, a returning champion, some might say. Oh, they are champions crowned? Yeah. Yes, we crown a champion at the end of the show. So in your previous episode that you were on, we did not give you an award. Is that correct?

I received zero certificates. Okay. Well, unfortunately, maybe you didn't do all that well. Perfect. However, though, now you are returning, which makes you a champion. Oh, thank you. You weren't a champion before and are returning. I'm so excited. You have returned and thus that makes you a champion.

Yeah, as a German, we can't really accept awards or any kind of positive distinctions. It's part of the contract, so. I know you're fully able to give out a lot of negativity. And, and, uh. Yes, yes, we exuded, and then we directed towards ourselves. Right. And that's just how it works. You know him from such things as his comedy.

You know him, I believe I saw him on Homeland. Did I not see you on Homeland? I was also, there's a Trader Joe's just in Tuluka Lake. Tuluka Lake, I used to live right next to it. Oh yes, from nine to nine thirty, every morning I get the Go Raw Trail Mix, two packages. So I've seen you there many times. Why not buy in bulk,

and then you wouldn't have to go every day. Cardiovascular exercise is very important, Mr. Ogmire. That is your only cardiovascular exercise is going to and from Trader Joe's. I burn the calories since I ate them, and repeat like the shampoo. Okay, so you're saying neutral. Yes.

You burn enough calories for that trail mix and then you eat it off. It is like the stock market is a zero-sum calorie game. Yes. You're playing the stock market wrong, by the way. But we do want to introduce you. You've also seen him in the Pitch Perfect films or one of them. I can't recall. I think only one. Only one, number two, is that right?

Yeah, perhaps. Perhaps? I have not, I don't know. You've done so much in your career, you barely remember it. I don't watch anything. Really, you've never watched any of your performances? I don't watch anybody's of anything, I just-

You don't watch anyone's performances? I'm busy walking. You've never seen movies or TV? No, no, no, I watch plays primarily in Northern Bavaria. And then I once participated in a sexy contest in Northern Franconia. You participated? Yeah, I did.

How did, and were you a returning champion there? No, I placed three. Oh, okay. The bronze, the bronze, sorry. Bronze sexy. What did, and we'll introduce you in a moment. What did you have to do in order to participate in this competition?

Was it, first of all, what did you have to do to entry? Yeah. Entry, to enter. Yeah. And what did you have to do whilst you were in the competition? You have to have an occupation. And so they're like, what is your occupation?

And then I said, I'm a hype man. And so then I did hype man local library in Erlangen is my hometown. Okay. And so I did pump everybody up very hard with some beastie boys. Okay. And this is how I was accepted into the contest.

And to whom were you hyping? Normally a hype man is an accessory, right? Yeah. Part of a team, am I right? This is correct, yeah. I recruited two senior citizen females who were in a continuing education class of Spanish, and they were renting some books.

And so I said, may I hype you into the library, please? They were renting the books? They were renting the books, and I was renting them as my hype man. It's not the typical library situation. Normally you just borrow them. It was odd. Yeah, yeah, everyone did not understand what was happening.

Okay, they just erected a library and thought that they should rent out the books. Yes, everyone was erected and we filmed it. And then, oh. So that's what you did for the competition. Yes. Returning to the show, Flula is here. Hello, Flula.

Welcome. Welcome back. Thank you very much. You're wearing a famous monsters t-shirt of which there is one monster, I believe, by the name of Godzilla. Yeah, Godzilla. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, he is the most close to the dinosaur triceratops. I could not find my triceratops t-shirt, so I'm wearing this. You couldn't find it, really? No. Yeah.

That's too bad. And he I believe he has a subway car in his mouth? Yeah, he's munching on trains. That's how big he is. See, when you show a picture of Godzilla, you need to show something that shows how big he is for scale. Yeah, sometimes a nickel, or perhaps a dime. Sure. That would be, see, now, normally I

see a picture of Godzilla, and he has a tiny nickel by his toe. So smart, you know? But then where is the rest of body? This is a large t-shirt you're wearing. Right, exactly. How have you been? It's so good to see you back. I'm very good. My blood pressure is in normal range. Okay, great. I have been exercising very much.

I have recently, I started a podcast called Boom Time. Boom Time, yes. That is your, one of your catchphrases, am I right? Boom Time? Yeah, well, boom is it always, I scream it, and then I of your catchphrases. Am I right? Boom time? Yeah, well, boom is it always, I scream it, and then I like to say like, what time is it? It is boom time.

Right. And is that primarily what happens on the podcast? Most people I say, what time is it? And then if they are incorrect, we continue until they say boom time, and then we do an ad read, and then we are finished. So this is about two minutes long, depending on if they get it or not? You can be surprised. There are some people, 45 minutes, we have a podcast.

It's lots of guessing. And you're one of Germany's great comedians. Is that correct? Nobody knows. I did not know that people thought I was a comic person, so nobody knows that's included. You just put your stuff out there. You don't know if people think it's funny,

if people think it's serious. Yeah, I have a reggae album. Some people said best album ever. Other people wrote, just send me doo doo. You know, so like if you don't know what will happen. And you were out there opening for, or not opening for Conan O'Brien, but you're his disc jockey, is that correct?

That's correct. Yeah, yeah, Conan O'Brien, host of Conan Needs a Friend, an Earwolf podcast. OK, sure. Yes. Free drop. Yeah, he needs a little more advertising. He does. He does. I am his DJ. And yes, I do open the show to explain to people how pumped up they must be

before Conan enters. And how pumped up should they be? It should be so your ears do. Have you heard of tinnitus? Yes, of course. You should develop it. Just that particular evening. Yes, before Conan is entered, you need to feel like a big out.

That's how pumped up people need to be for Conan. Absolutely. Really? Oh, yes. And that helps his performance or? I don't know, this is just my job. Yeah. Has his performance changed

based upon how you perform your tasks? I think so, but also I am clueless. So I'm just happy if I don't expire and if Conan is excited. I would like to see you in a remake of Clueless, speaking of that. I would love this as well. In the Alicia Silverstone role.

Oh, will we do this? Yes, let's do this. I will start growing my hairs. Which one's your beard or? Oh, no, the top. Oh, okay, the top, yeah, yeah. The top follicles. Okay, and then, yeah.

How many can you grow? Let's see, we got the top. Top. We got the right under the nose there. Yeah. Two of those. We got the chinny chin chin. And the nippies. And the nippies, right. Yeah. Now down below, those don't grow. No, I shade that. Oh, okay. Got it. Always. Always. Yeah, yeah. As you say, airport. You know? Yes. The landing strip. Oh, what? Yeah. Okay. You have a little Brazilian. Well, I'm like Chicago.

There's O'Hara and Midway. So I have two. So the podcast is Boom Time. And who appears on this program? What type of guests do you have? Do you have a community activist? Like sometimes I have, listen to my guest today, advisor and girlfriend. Is this the type of thing that you have on your show?

This is vague, are these like illegal aliens? Why are they so- I don't know why they're hiding what they do and their identity. I don't understand. I'm excited and afraid to meet them. And on Boomtime, we have any normal guests like Edward Helms, if you have heard of this person.

Yes, I know Ed Helms I do know. Okay. Yes. I like Yes, I know Ed Helms I do know. Okay. Yes. I like to, okay. Ed? Ed is right. I'm a little more familiar with him, I think. I went to see one of his movies and they called him Ed and it was sort of like, oh yeah, call

me Ed. Oh, oops. Implicit in that. It's like potato pot. Yes. Got it. Also, very strange Olympians, Nick Simmons, who was an Olympian and also Ken Rans, a beer mile, which is a real event.

The beer mile? You are chugging many beers, four beers in one mile. This is not a joke. You have to do four in one mile. Every 0.25 miles you must chug at the beer. You have to chug it before you can continue. You must chug it before you can lug it. Yeah.

Yeah. I've heard of lick it before you kick it, but chug it before you lug it. Yes, this is a new one. And so by the end of one mile, you've drank four beers. How many miles is it? Just one? It's one and his record is seven minutes. Seven minutes? That's not bad. I can run a mile in about 20 or so. So yeah, yeah.

That's pretty under below average. And I'm not drinking the beers during that. So maybe it would give me a little wind beneath my wings. Exactly, some chariots of fire. Yeah, exactly. And is there, could they also have a competition of how many beers one could drink while running a mile? How many beers could a beer chug chug

if a chug could chug the run? Yes. Exactly, yes. Yeah, exactly. That could be a separate competition. They could run side by side. Someone could be trying to do it fast while drinking four. The other person could just be like,

as fast as I can go, as many as I go. By the end of the mile, if I drink 20, then I win. No matter how fast or slow I go. I like this very much. It could take all night. Any days, any nights, all the fortnights. I'll play this, yes. Let me know when this has happened.

If this is a podcast, I'll restart it as well. And so you talk to these people on the show and they, it's a conversational show. Much like this one, we're having a conversation right now. Are we not? Yes, we are conversing so deep and hard. And I do this also with my guests. I ask questions that perhaps they have not heard before. Oh really? Like what? Well, it's usually the sentence structure that they have not heard before because as

a German person, we are very- It's a little backwards. The syntax is very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very,

very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, I ask questions that perhaps they have not heard before. Oh really, like what? Well, it's usually the sentence structure that they have not heard before, because as a German person, we are very- It's a little backwards, the syntax is a little- They hear a subject, they don't know where is the predicate, and they must wait minutes.

So it can be confusing. It can be very confusing, but that's part of the fun. Absolutely, and I'm super excited all the time. I'm like, as you know- I've never seen you in a bad mood. Yeah, it does not exist. Right. Yeah. You just wake up this way. Is that right? I do. I scream boom time.

And then I go, I put on pantaloons and I do it. So is that and if you're out there and you're wondering, how do I get in a good mood for the day? Because a lot of people like today is a Monday. Yeah. You know, you, you, you open your weary eyes and it's like, oh, fuck, the whole week is about to start. If you just scream boom time, that gets you up, right? Immediately improves your heart rate.

You feel very good. And if you think a bad start, well then just pee on it. Very good. See, this is you have such a wonderful point of view, a POV, as I like to say. Yeah, PPOV, yeah, yeah. Yes, yes. Yeah, yeah. And do you haveV, yeah, yeah. Yes, yes. Yeah, yeah.

And do you have any tips for the, you know, a lot of people listen to this show trying to get into a better mood. We have a fun, just lighthearted show. Do you have tips for people out there for people struggling with mental health? Yeah, I think scream into a pillow. And then it says does not work, scream into two pillows. And adjust the pillow number.

Yeah, yeah, increase your pillows. You might find your pillow number at some point, for some people it might be five. Yeah, and some people feel 15. Right. We don't know. Yeah, exactly, we have no idea, but that's, at some point you're going to find your pillow number,

and you'll feel great. And then you can scream. And if these pillows don't work, then scream at real life people on the street for no reason. Sure. I think I've seen some people using this method. Oh yes, absolutely. Franklin and Hillhurst.

Yes. Yeah. Yeah. Well, Flula, you're a wonderful, just a ray of sunshine. Do you get sunshine in Germany? We do, but I hate it, which is why I've written a techno song called a clouds. Why are you hiding? Which I wrote when I moved to Los Angeles. Usually the clouds are hiding the Sun, but you you see the opposite Yeah, because why the Sun is just you you as you can see I'm a honky-donk pale person Yes, you are you and I are having a pale off right now. Oh, I am winning. So what we're yeah

Yeah, we're in the Paley festival right now. That's a correct. Yes, and You what how what is your life been like? You now live here in Los Angeles. Has it been an adjustment for you? Yes, I'm very confused by the traffic that are so deep. There are no... There's not a lot of traffic in Germany? Or just everyone's on a moped?

We have mopeds, we have cycles. And now, but now they're like, oh, we have solved it in America. We have the bird. The bird scooter. I saw one of those by my house the other day. I was like, what the fuck is this doing here? Like you see them in the urban areas, but by my house?

Right. You know? Oh yes. Who just left it there? Yeah, they just pooped them out. It's just, you just like drive wherever you want to go and then you just toss it off to the side of the street. It's ridiculous.

I do not like this. We're gonna be walking around. There's just like scooters lying everywhere. I didn't sign up for that. I agree with this so hard, Mr. Ackerman. So has it been an adjustment for you? I mean, it's the land of sunshine. I do not like the weather. Yeah, because here in Los Angeles, there is no weather. It does not shift. You know, there are no four seasons like the pizza is just one season and it's just too bright, too bright, like big city. And I need some change. Imagine just having cheese pizza all your life.

Who is wanting this? Yeah, exactly. Yeah, give me some pepperoni. It took me a second to understand what you just said, but yeah, once I did. Well, we say salami, so I have to always switch. When I say salami, people are like, what is this? Is it the exact same thing, salami and pepperoni,

or do you have what we call salami on pizzas? We only say salami and when I say it, is like you mean Roshan's salami, the running back from the Colorado buffaloes? Everyone, that's a common mistake to make. I said no, salami like the pork meat's delicious. So now I say pepperoni. Okay, now you say pepperoni. Yeah.

So that's been the biggest adjustment for you. Yep, absolutely. Yeah, you know. You knew this when you saw me in the face. You're like, oh. Oh, this guy, yeah. Meat shift. Meat-based Meat based confusion. Absolutely.

Well, Flula, it's always wonderful to have you on the show. This is your second time. How many do you think you'll eventually do? 2.4. OK, yeah, we'll have you back and kick you out. About four tenths of the way through. Four tenths, I'm out. And I will enjoy. Larry Fortensky.

Exactly. Yeah. Well, tell you what, you can stick around. Why don't we, you and I, you're the host of a podcast, I'm the host of a podcast, let's co-host this podcast together. Stop the presses. You know, you don't have to be like Conan's hype man with me. You can just be like an equal. We're peers.

I don't think it's allowed yet. I'm very happy to be subverted by you. Just to be there to support you with those hands, you know, on the doves as they- Okay, I don't know what you're doing with your hands right now. Sorry. I was, like, when they throw it to- Throw the doves, like, in a wedding? Or the ravens go into Winterfell to tell everyone that- Oh, okay, yeah. That's a more common reference than doves at a wedding.

Okay, sorry. Yes. People don't really throw the doves at weddings anymore. That used to be a big thing. John Woo killed it, yeah. Yeah, exactly. Now they're like, oh, it's a cliché. Yeah, stop it. Oh, please. That's're like, oh, it's a cliche. Yeah, stop it. Oh, please. That's like, you know, late 90s Woo.

Exactly. Unlike Wu Tang. 25 years, 36 chambers. What? What? Have you thought about that? John Woo and the Wu Tang Clan were popular around the same time. Why have they not created like the perfect Halloween costume?

Something together. Yeah. The John Woo Tang Clan. Yes. The perfect portmanteau. Old dirty bastard. Some doves. Inspector Deck. Rayquan. Ghostface Killer. The John Wu Tang Clan. Yes. The perfect portmanteau. Old dirty bastard. Some doves. Inspector Deck.

Raekwon. Ghostface killer. And? More doves. Yes. All right. Well, I want you to get in here. I want you to ask as many questions as I ask.

But by the end of the show, I want there to be an equal number of questions. We'll tally them up. Someone take a tally if you could. Take a tally of every question asked. And I want there to be an equal number betwixt the two of us. Is this real or are you like being a Kentucky waitress who's like, hey y'all have so much sweet tea, but really you're like, leave me alone.

I want to stay in the back and check my Sudoku puzzles. I'm a little like a waitress. I gotta admit. So I would be 25%. Okay, great. Perfect. All right, well let's get to our first guest. I mean, you're our first guest,

but I consider you to be a peer and I mean, you're our first guest, but I consider you to be a peer and a co-host, so. But not really, but you've said it. But not really, I want you at like 25%. Then I will accept this. All right, so let's get to our first, or really second guest. He is an advisor, oh, the aforementioned advisor.

And he's wearing a hoodie, and this is very exciting. Please welcome to the show, oh this is interesting, Sprig the Whisperer. Hello Scott. Hello, you said that so creepily. Hello, Flewler. Hello, Mr. Whisperer. Let me correct you, it's Spreg the Whisperer.

Spreg? Yes, Spreg. How is that spelled? S. You can go faster. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Let me get this S down. All right.

And got it. P. OK. OK. Hold on. I am almost locked in. And got it. R.

Is that A-H? No, no. S-B-R. R. OK. A. A-H? No, no. S-B-Ah. R, okay. A. A. G. G. U.

U. E. Okay, Sprague. Sprague the Whisperer. Sprague the Whisperer. That's right. And I thought you were wearing a hoodie, but you're not.

What is this exactly? This is a cloak. This is a cloak. This is what a cloak is. Yes. And how do you spell that? C. K. No, no, no, not K. Sorry. C. L. L. Got it. O. A. K. K. Of course. Yes. That's how you spell cloak. I'd always wondered. I really hope this doesn't turn into a spelling bee Because that would not be good for spring. Try not to say any huge words That's true. I may test you on. That's true. Well, I'm here just to advise Scott. Just to advise? Yes, I'm on an advice. What does that mean an advisor?

Throughout the years Scott I've whispered into the ears of very important men. Mm, okay. And women or mainly men? Mostly men. Got it. Well, actually, no, that's not true. Half women, half men.

Half women, so equal? An equal amount of women and an equal amount of men? Absolutely equal. That's very wonderful of you. It's true. Just to be clear, you're not speaking about someone with both genitals. No, well, I have an equal amount of those as well. Wonderful.

Okay, so wait. So you can give me up the number of people into whose ears you've whispered. One third men, one third women, one third hermaphrodite. One third miscellaneous. Got it. Anything. One third miscellaneous. Got it. Anything. Anything goes at this point.

Now Scott, of course, I am here to whisper. Of course. To you, Mr. Archimand. Oh my gosh. You, do you find me important? Is that? Well of course, Scott, you host a podcast. Oh, well so does Flula here, so. Oh, you host a podcast. Oh, well, so does Flula here.

Oh, you host a podcast as well. Yes, but only 25% as cool as Mr. Ockman. Okay, well, I can work with that as well. Okay, but you are gonna have to find two more women if you whisper into both of our ears. Of course, of course. Two more women and two more newsletters. Well, I actually have the, I've already done the,

I'm catching up here. Oh, okay, you've already got the women. Who were the women? Anne Hathaway. Oh, okay. You've already got the women who were the women and Half the way Wow I believe it's a and an e I think so each a W a I think there may be an errands W in there Whatever Scott. I'm not a speller. I'm an advisor, Scott.

Oh, okay. And I have some advice for you, Scott. You have some advice for me? Yes, because of course. Why am I whispering? Well, you shouldn't be whispering because I'm whispering the whiskers. Okay, so I should just be talking full volume. Talking full volume.

Okay, but I worry that if I talk at this volume, you're going to be forced to come up to me, to my level. Okay, well, that's fine. Okay. So hey, I'm not a speller. I'm an advisor, Scott. Okay. And I have some advice for you, Scott.

You have some advice for me. Yes, because of course. Why am I whispering? Well, you shouldn't be whispering because I'm whispering the whiskers. Okay, so I should just be talking full volume. Talking full volume. Okay, but I worry that if I talk at this volume, you're gonna be forced to come up to me, to my level. Okay, well that's fine. Okay, so wait, I thought this is your whole thing, being the whisperer. Well, whispering, it's whispering I do, it's fun,

but also I'm really just telling you what to do with your careers. Oh, I see. It does not need to be literally whisper. No, it doesn't have to be. So this is career based. This is where Scott, I have some career based advice for you. You do. OK. Hit me with it.

Scott, have you heard of the franchise? Three Ninjas. So three ninjas. Yes, Scott. I believe is this not a children's film? Three children who are, I believe, raised by Pat Morita and taught karate and they- He had a really interesting-

It wasn't him. Just karate-based career. It wasn't him. It was not him. Okay. And quite honestly, it's racist that I thought it was. Okay. All spray. It. Oh spray.

It's someone else. It's someone else but Scott, I want you to get the rights to this film. To get the rights to it? Yes. Do you know who originally held the rights? No, you might have to speak with your own. Maybe New Line or something. Maybe New Line, I believe.

I can look that up. And then I want you to reboot it, Scott. To reboot it? Yes. Why not a continuation with the three kids now as adults of three adult ninjas? Well, that was the pitch. That's not a reboot.

That's just a sequel. It's not really a reboot. It's a late sequel. Well, I guess you could reboot it with the same actors if they're grown up. I also thought, you know, they're grown up and then they also have kids of their own, Scott. What?

Three, there's six ninjas. Six ninjas? So yes Scott. Wait, what am I doing in this? You're writing the spec, of course. I said writing it on spec? Yes Scott. Even if I buy the rights,

I then have to write it on spec? Spank, I have a question. Of course. What's in it for you? Mr. Vespa. 10% of course Scott. Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute. Are you just an agent?

No, Scott. I'm a producing manager. Oh, no. Wait a minute. What management company are you with? Mosaic, Scott. You're with Mosaic? Yes.

Oh, man. Scott, I have to have you, Scott. Hold on. This is just a pitch for me to leave my own manager and go sign with you? Well, Scott, I'm not just a manager. I'm also a whisperer, Scott. Okay. And let me just say, Scott, I would advise you to sign with me

because these days podcast hosts are dropping like flies. Oh my gosh, that's very ominous. What do you mean? I'm trying to think of any... Well, you know, nerdist, that I guess ended. I mean, it's not... Okay.

The whole network, you know, sort of went down... Very dicey territory right now. A lot of the podcasts, you know, they went elsewhere, you know, sort of went down. Very dicey territory right now. A lot of the podcasts, you know, they went elsewhere, you know. OK, yeah, but what else? Doughboys is doing pretty good. Now you're just naming ones that are doing well? Yes. You know, I advise Doughboys to do a Patreon, Scott.

Oh. That's of course. They do very well for themselves, even though they hide the number. They don't let anyone see the number, Scott, because it's getting too embarrassingly big. And that was my whisper, Scott. How dare you, Scott. Now of course I know you're UTA fam, of course, right?

Of course, yes, I am at UTA. But I have a great relationship. Spell that by the way, can you spell that? Oh yes, of course. U. U, okay. T. T, great.

A. A, uh-huh. K. F. F. A. A. U-tuffer.

U-tuffer. Fam. Oh, it's my UTA fam. Oh yeah, M, M, M, yes, of course. Now UTA fam. Now Scott, I have a great relationship with, M, M, yes of course. Yes, yes. Now UTA fam. Now Scott, I have a great relationship with UTA, you know, of course. Okay, but why?

I'm just saying Scott, alright, alright, I have some more whispers for you Scott. Okay. What about, have you heard of the franchise Surf Ninja Scott? I smell a theme a little bit. I are you. Can I ask you a question? Are you interested in ninja based movies or do you actually very well in four quadrants? Scott, they do well. OK, they do well with adults, with kids, kids, dogs, dogs and miscellaneous.

Wait, how many dogs do you whisper to? Oh, I whisper to many dogs. I whisper to the dog from Marlowe and me. What about blogging with the dog? Marlowe and me? That's the alternate title to the evidence are screwed. Yes, of course, Scott. I thought that was the Wyo reboot.

It was. Marlowe. Those, those, those, they have to fall. They don't, you know, they play by, they don't play by the rules. This game is rigged. What are you talking about? That's the stuff they say in The Wire, Scott. Now, of course Scott, the Surf Ninja franchise.

So you like The Wire and you like ninja based. Yes, I watched The Wire. I really bitch mostly ninja based content. Okay, so. Now Scott. Yeah. Surf Ninja's great movie, Rob Schneider. I don't recall. Okay, so. Now Scott. Yeah. Surf Ninja's great movie, Rob Schneider. I don't recall, okay, so Rob Schneider was in it?

Rob Schneider was one of the ninjas, Scott. He was one of the ninjas? Yes. Remember when he was a movie star? Yes, yes. Crazy. It was insane. I mean, you look at like, okay, Trump's president,

that's crazy enough. That's crazy. But there was like a 10 year period that Rob Schneider was starring in movies. He did a gigolo movie. He was the freaking star of that. He was in Judge Dredd, I think, or something. He did one where he played like a 10 year period that Rob Schneider was starring in movies. He did a gigolo movie. He was the freaking star of that. He was in Judge Dredd, I think. He did one where he played like a white woman, remember?

It's crazy. Just crazy. I would not have whispered that, Scott. So you don't represent Rob Schneider? Oh, no. Can you see the mistakes his career? I would have never, Scott. But who else is in the Surf Ninjas? Well... Surf surf ninjas? Well, Surfing ninjas? Surf ninjas. We have the Reyes, Eddie Reyes Jr.

I don't recall him. The father of Eddie Reyes. Oh, got it, got it, got it. Yes, of course. Now Scott, if you haven't seen this movie, why am I pitching it to you? You know, I know my clients, you know? What are you asking me?

If I haven't seen it, why are you doing it? I have that question myself. Why, I could of course pivot, Scott. I could pivot to something else, Scott. What other ninja, there was a Chris Farley ninja movie. Oh yes, Beverly Hills Ninja Squad. Would you like to reboot that, Scott? I can take you to a pod I know a few guys over at Funny or Die.

Did you just switch accents? Oh, Scott. Yeah, Sprig, where are you from? I'm just not curious. I am from a place long, long ago. Sorry, I say text floating towards me. I'm not asking time. What time are you from? We're literally location.

I am from Tampa, Florida. OK. Tampa, Florida, and how long ago did you live there? Ten years ago. So you moved out here, you became a manager. I'm not just a manager, Scott. You're producing that. Also a producing manager, also a whisperer. And you own the rights, let me guess, to child ninjas. Surf ninjas, tweed ninjas, Beverly Hills Ninja, American Ninja. American Ninja? Yes.

American Ninja Warrior? Is that what that is? That's a TV show. So you don't own the rights to that? No, Scott, but I could get you a meeting maybe with them if you'd like. Is that something you want? To be a contestant? No, Scott.

I can help you in any way, Scott. Come on over. I don't think... I have a know Scott. I can help you in any way Scott. Come on over. I don't think, I have a good manager. Flula, are you looking for a manager right now or? I think I'm solid, but I do very much love you. Sprague, I have a question for you actually. Of course. Sprague, was there ever a time in your life where you miss whispered?

Yes. You misspered. I misspered Scott. No, that's flu. I see that. I know. But I only- My name is just so much in whatever accent you're doing.

It's easier to say Scott. It does sound cool to say Scott. It's almost as if it's my favorite thing to say. So you misspered to who? I've of course missd to Kevin James Scott. Oh, Wade in the whatever show that is that he had? Yes, Kevin Can Wait, Scott. Kevin Can Wait.

Big mistake. Now the title's not bad. Not bad, but I was the one that advised him to kill off his wife. No, not Erin Hayes, friend of the show. She's a friend of the show, friend of, you know, me and, I love Erin, would love to work with her. Right, but you whispered Haye.

I whispered Haye, write her off the show. Oh. Bring back the old hits. And of course, there was a backlash, Scott. Not only write her off, but kill her off. Kill her off, and then make an off-color joke about it. In the most gruesome way possible. Yes, I pitched that they'd cut her head off like the end of season one of Game of Thrones.

Like the ISIS videos? Well, no, that's where you went. Jesus Christ. That was dark, Scott. God, at least the Game of Thrones thing had some class. At least it was fictional. It was fictional, shot with some integrity. Jesus. Wait, so you're upset at how they were shot in the DP of the ISIS video?

Of course. Well, it did just no cuts at all. No thank you. Well, one cut, but yes. Oh, well, Flula. Well, that's not, you know, Flula, that was pretty funny. Thank you, Sprague. That was actually- Maybe you could pivot over to him. Yes, that was actually incredible. Flula, are you represented right now? Yes. You are.

Yes, yes, my parents, I'm a child. I'm a child, they're my managers since I was a child. You were a child actor, Flula? Yeah. I didn't know. What were you in when you were a child? It's a DJ show, it's like, play't know. What were you in when you were a child? I was a DJ show. It's like, play that one more time is what it was called.

Oh, where you had to play songs twice? Yeah, Spiel mir das noch mal is what it was called. And if you didn't play it twice, then you were fired. Yeah. So I always played it two times. They called me two times, Flula. So you were pretty good on the show. I did.

I hit repeat, and we did it. Wow. Was that an automated thing that you could just say repeat track? Well, I can say it now because the show is off the show. I did, I hit repeat and we did it. Wow. Yeah, yeah. Was that an automated thing that you could just like say repeat track? Well, I can say it now because the show is off the air. So yes, I just copy paste twice and hit play once. Ah, smart, smart. Those other fools, they're sitting there after the song ends

just going like, what do I do? What do I do? Yeah, meanwhile, I'm urinating, yeah. Very clever, Flula. Thank you, thank you. What if we rebooted this? We could do it. It was a very local third channel in Germany as a so Bayern fancy so the rights They are open And what have you put on this ninja costume?

Wait, you have a ninja costume with you. Of course put on this ninja costume. This is Any side just yes, it's any size. You pull the thing, there you go. It's fluorescent yellow. I like this. This is perfect for a rave fight. Yes, of course. We will reboot this show as a ninja show. Okay.

Why are you laughing maniacally? What? You're laughing maniacally. He hasn't agreed to it. He hasn't even put on the costume. Wait, oh, wait, you just put on the costume. I didn't touch, it's like venom. I just touched it and now I'm burying it.

Yes. What kind of costume is this? It's a magic costume. Magic? Yes, I got it from this costume shop. They're magic with a Q at the end. They're very good. Oh, okay.

Oh, magique. They're in studio, yes, okay. Oh, ma gique. Yes, they're in Studio City. Okay, how do you spell that? Ma gique. A. Got it. A.

A. G. Oh, the G. Yes, I. I. And then the Q. Here's where the Q comes in. The Q comes in at the end.

Oh, so no UE. It's just... Just Q. Magique. Oh, magique. I like that. Of course. Now, look, by the end of this show, I'm sure we'll be able to work something out. I'll sign the both of you, I'll package you,

and put you, maybe get you a universal writing deal. Oh, with the studio universal, or just like? Yes, with the studio. Or with the universe. No, with the studio, no. Okay, I mean. I've got magical. You know, get you in there, get the studio. Okay, I mean... You know, get you in there, get you on the lot, you know. I mean, I like the lot.

One of those bungalows? Yeah, maybe a bungalow. There's some mid-season shows. Maybe pick you up on one of those. I don't know that I want to do a... You don't want to do this, Scott? Go staff up on a mid-season show. I have other stuff going on. You could be a consulting producer Scott I mean, I know it's good money. Look at this on look at this suit. Don't you want one of these?

Would we would I have to dress like a ninja? It's be part of the contract Scott. What does universal want with me dressing like a ninja? We need one ninja writing team We have way we have to do it as a team. Oh ninja writing team. We have to do it as a team? That's just a scam where they pay for two people. You've got to split the check. But you'd only work three days a week, Scott.

Oh. Scott. If we could get it down to two. Do we work the same days or? No, you can split whichever days, you know, if you have to work. See, this is how they do it. They get us in there for four days a week

and pay us as one writer. Come on, Scott, it's a good deal. You know, and then you can work on your... See this is how they do it. They get us in there for four days a week and pay us as one writer. Come on Scott, it's a good deal. You know, and then you can work on your own pilot, you know, whatever. Yeah, but then you never get your own thing going because you're too busy working on someone else's show. No, we'll have a... Let's set up a meeting with you, UTA fam. We'll have a three-way.

I don't know. I'll bring my parents. It would be great. Yeah. Wait, they could co-manage you, the parents? I think we can set something up, Scott. We can co-manage. I whisper they great. Yeah. Wait, they could co-manage you, the parents? I think we can set something up, Scott. We can co-manage. I whisper they manage.

Right. And how much are you getting and how much are they getting? I'm going to probably still take 10%. Oh, no. OK. So whatever they do, I don't care. But we have to settle up on my end. I'm suddenly very agreeable now that I'm wearing this suit.

Oh, excellent. Just put on the suit. I don't want to put on. You don't have another suit, do you? Oh my god, you have another suit? Oh yeah you are Scott, of course. I don't want to put on the suit. Oh that is, oh pink, yes Scott. Pink, yeah.

Put on the ninja suit Scott. I don't think I want, oh my god I just touched it and now it's on me. That's right, that's right Scott. Oh. Oh my god. That's right, it's skin tight. Oh that is super tight, that is showing everything.

That's exactly what we need in the righteous room Well hold on in this climate it's true we can't do this kind of thing We need ninja representation in the righteous room Scott. Okay. All right. I don't know. I guess we could do this Well, let's do this if we hug will form some kind of sherbert All right, let's hug and then see what happens. Perfect. Oh my God! Now you're definitely splitting a check because...

I think we're splitting organs too. Somehow our bodies have combined. I think we need to create- Wait, is this how you get the miscellaneous clients? Yes, Scott. All right, look. Dirty. So dirty.

We need to take a break. I'm going to try to get this ninja suit off me. Yes, I need to talk to my assistant. But yes, go ahead. Okay. Roll some calls while we're on break. All right, look, we're going to take a break. We'll be right back with more Floola, more Sprague the Whisperer, and we'll have a girlfriend

after this. That's very exciting. We'll be right back with more Comedy Bang Bang. Comedy Bang Bang, we are back. Flula is here with us. Where can people find, do you have a YouTube? Is that right? A channel or something? You can just Google my name like you have a flu in Los Angeles, F-L-U-L-A and things will appear. Instagram, the podcast. If you put a space in between it,

will flu shots opportunities come up for you? Yes, then health options appear. Great, and you could also get in on those maybe. I have tried reserving the domain name flu.la, it is $15,000. Oh, okay. So, nope. It's tough.

Yeah. Although our other guests here could work out a deal for that. Maybe spray the. Yes. Set that up. Yes. Two thirty. He's taking off the cloak, by the way. He's just a guy.

He's just a guy in a suit. He's just on the phone. Talk to the manager and then we'll have the meeting. OK. Anyway, he's rolling. Sorry. That's OK. Sorry. We'll be back.

Sorry. You don't have to put the cloak back on. No, he's rolling. Sorry, sorry. That's okay. Sorry, we'll be back. Yes, we're rolling. Sorry, hold on, let me put my... You don't have to put the cloak back on. The cloak back on. No, it's not, I don't think it's having the intended effect on it. Sorry, I've got to lunch at 2.30. Okay, we'll get you out by then, don't worry. We need to get to our next guest.

She is a girlfriend, I don't have any other information other than that, but let's try to divine some information from her. Please. Please welcome to the show Kayla Dickey. Hi. Hi, Kayla. Yeah, hi.

Hi. My name's Kayla Dickey. Oh yes, it is. Hi, this is Floola. Hello, Kayla. This is Sprague. Hello. What's your last name, Sprague?

The Whisperer. No, what's your last name from Florida? Oh, Jensen. Jensen. Sprague Jensen. Sprague Jensen? Sprague Jensen, okay. Yes, but people, you know, I saw Jensen spring to his spirit.

You do? Yes. It's fine, keep going. All right. We can keep going? Yes. Thank you. Thank you. Kayla, it's so nice to meet you, I'm Scott.

Yeah, nice to meet you. I'm just here because my boyfriend, he just bought a big truck. Oh, cool. Wow. That's great. So, he just bought a big truck. Oh, cool. Wow. That's great. So we're pretty pumped about the truck. Oh, OK, cool.

You're on the show in order to talk about the truck? Or talk about your boyfriend? We're pretty pumped about the truck, and we're just letting everybody know about the truck. Oh, OK. What kind of truck? What color is it? You want to know what color? Yeah, let's figure out make, model, what kind of truck? What color is it? You want to know what color?

Yeah, let's figure out, make, model, and color. It's red, and it's a Ford Rockhard 250. Okay. Ford Rockhard. Rockhard 250. Incredible, okay. It's really exciting, and we've, you know, we got the whole neighborhood to come over

and check out the truck, and people are, we're getting a really great response because it's just so big. It's super big. Okay. It's a big truck. It's a bigger than a normal truck. Yeah. It's one of the biggest trucks. It's one of the biggest trucks on the market.

Yeah. Hands down. The biggest truck and it's so big. And you know, we've been decorating it inside. So we've got a lot of his like flat brims kind of all flat brims is that what you said yeah his flat brim hats flat brim flat brim hats yes yeah so we got his flat brims kind of just like taped up and like stapled up around like the interior around like the interior of the oh okay that's cool and then we've got a little shelf um with all of his dvds so like he likes to display his DVDs. So it's a little bit.

Sounds huge. Can you play DVDs in this truck? Yeah, there's a couple of TVs. There's a couple of TVs in it? It's just so big, you guys. It's so big and- May I ask a question? It makes him feel so big.

So it's exciting. It's very exciting for you. So you're here to promote the truck. The truck. Well, yeah, and we're just, we're pumped about it. We're pumped about the big truck. You're pumped about it. Great, Spray has a question. Where is your boyfriend right now? My boyfriend's in the truck. The truck. Well, yeah, and we're just we're pumped about it. We're pumped about the big truck. Spray has a question.

Where is your boyfriend right now? My boyfriend's in the truck. He's waiting for me. He's got the truck running outside. Is he parked out? Oh, he's he's. It's running. Yeah, it's running. Yeah. OK, well, yeah. During the entirety of the show.

Yeah, that's as far as I know, these types of trucks are gas guzzlers. Yes. Yeah, we fill up multiple times a day. A day. Wow. Yeah. we fill up multiple times a day. A day? Wow. Yeah. And it's just, for me, it's like, it's such a big truck. And he's got such a small dick. And it's just like so, it's exciting. Hold on, what now?

What did you, second thing you said after the truck? Yeah, out of the three things you said. It's just heaven, you guys. It's heaven. No, no, no. I think the other thing, I think maybe we're mixing up the order. The second thing you said, the, you said it's a big truck and then you said

something and then you said it's very exciting. Yeah. He said a big truck and small deck. And it's just the one that's the one that was tripping me up. The Z. That one. Yeah. He has a small dick. You know, I, for me, like I'm already seeing this confidence level change and he's just a new guy. It's just, it's- That's amazing.

Yeah, it's so exciting. So you, he has a smaller than average penis or? Yeah, it's a small dick. It's small. How can, I mean, can we talk about how small are we talking? I don't know. What's small when it comes to penises? I don't know, like a dice.

Like a dice. Like a, like a monopoly die? Like for Yahtzee? Like two dice on top of each other, just the one single square. Just the single die, yeah, you said dice. Because the single squares, that's really fucked up. It's just like a dice.

Wow. Like he's rolling snake eyes? Have you ever played Balderdash? Yes, with the words, not really, don't remember. I'm not remembering Balderdash. How do you play Balderdash? Yes, with the words. I'm not remembering Balderdash. How do you play Balderdash? It's a wonderful game.

Yeah. Maybe you could tell us the rules. Oh, it's a, like, you have a word. It's like Flankedeedoonk. And you must, everyone must say, what is the definition of Flankedeedoonk? OK. And then you invent it.

You invent it. OK, this sounds fun. Yeah, so I don't think that they have dice with that game. But if they did, it would be the size of his dick. Oh, I got it. Got it. So two on top of each other, probably. Is that what we're talking about?

No, no. Just the single one. Just one cube. So we're just pumped about the truck, and I just want to make sure you guys understand just how big it is. And kind of like when we were driving over, a lot of people were honking, and he was speeding,

which makes me feel safe and taken care of. Okay, okay, so this truck is almost womb-like in a way. And we were playing on the way over, we had Orange County, the movie playing. Oh, great. We got some out colds going. How much of out cold did you get going? Most of, yeah, most of it.

Most of it, on the way over. Do you guys live far away? Because you've mentioned two movies. We live in Colorado. Colorado? Okay. So you took the truck all the way out here. Yeah, we made the trip. Great. What is Out Cold? What is this? Cold Out? It's a really good movie about a ski town. Yeah, but Zach Galifianakis is in it. It's his breakout film. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. It's really good. And he's just got like Boondock Saints.

He's got Boondock Saints in there as well. He's got Boondock Saints. He's got. I was a consulting producer on Boondock. But you were. Sprague Jensen. That's true. What the?

Very true. Check my IMDB. So it's in the shape of a cube? His dick? Yeah. Or it's just is that length? It's, it looks like a dice. That's what I said.

It just looks exactly like it. Is it as wide as it is tall? I'm not here to talk about the dick. I'm here to talk about the truck. I'm so sorry. I don't know why we're getting hung up on that. Well, let's talk about the truck. That was the right description, I guess. Right, okay. Let's talk about the truck. That was the right description, I guess.

Right, okay, let's talk about the truck. So it's any other features in the truck or? Well, the wheels are so big. Like I come up to like half of a wheel. You come up to half, yeah, you are, but you're a little on the petite side. I'm four foot. You're four foot, yeah, I didn't wanna say.

So these are like eight foot wheels. So the wheels are eight foot. Those are really big. So then if you think about- This is like a monster truck. Is this in competitions or does this crush other cars? He's a baker, he works at Baked in Montrose. Baked in Montrose.

Yeah, so he bakes just like different kinds of stuff. Does he have to do any kind of novelty cakes, any kind of sex cakes where he has like no penises on it or why are you guys so obsessed with dicks? Like I'm here to talk about the truck. I'm just if he's surrounded by giant penises at work, that would also tend to lend. No, he's got his boys there. And there's definitely like, you know, like that chef culture, you know that. Sure, I've heard about Mario Batali,

I was gonna say Matario Batali, yeah. People like this? Batali. Yeah, it's it. What did you just say, Sprague? Batali, yes. So the chef culture is very masculine. Yeah, for him it was kind of emasculating

because he had a big truck before. He did. What truck was this that he had before? He had the Ford Rockhard 150. 150, okay, and now he has the 250. So before, everyone was kind of giving him a hard time about it. Wasn't big enough.

Yeah, and a lot of the girls where I work were like, what's the deal with you guys? And I was like, I don't know, I don't know how long this is gonna last. Oh. And then he got the big truck, and we were like, okay, he got the big truck, and I'm like, well, now I know it's gonna last.

Okay, okay. So since it is shaped like a cube, are the dimples like a dice, like are the numbers? Like, is there two dots on one corner? I guess there would be the tip of it would have the one dot, probably. And then is there five and six and I guess, well, the six would be on the opposite end so we would never see that. I mean it's not smooth, it's not smooth if that's what the question is.

It's yeah, some skin condition, pock marks. I mean, I want to say it does the job, but. Which job does it do? It does the job. Which job is this? You want to say it, but it doesn't. Yeah, it's, you know, like for our relationship, it does the job.

And that's, I guess, what's important right now. But the more important thing is the truck. Right, yes, you've had relationship problems until now. What were the primary problems within your relationship? So he's just always at the bakery, or in the truck, and for me, it's like, where is this going? Because I work, I work at the bridal shop.

Yeah, where do you work? You work at the bridal shop, you said? I work at David's Bridal, the one by the big lots, not the one on the main street. We're not from Colorado, we don't really know. These are specific references that we don't know. I've been there. Well, the one on...

You have multiple times. Of course. So then you know, the one on the Main Street is... The one by the Big, yes, the one by the Big Lots, yes, of course. Okay, thanks Frank. That's great to know. Yeah, that's really lucky for you.

I wanted to chime in. Yeah. So you know that one's the bad one. Yes, of course. So I work at the bad one. Oh, you work at the bad one. What constitutes the bad one? It's a bad one. Yes, of course. So I work at the bad one. Oh, you work at the bad one. What constitutes the bad one? It's a bad part of town or the not as good as the other one?

It's not as good. We can't find, we don't find anyone a dress. Oh, really? Yeah. You're unsuccessful at, yeah. Yeah, but the girls there, I love the girls. Your coworkers or the customers? The girls.

The coworkers, My girls. So my girls are always talking about, you know, when are you guys going to get married? All that kind of stuff. Yeah. How long have you been dating? What's this gentleman's name, by the way? Cart. Cart?

How do you spell that? I'm asking Sprague. Yeah. C. Yes. A. I'm guessing R. And then T. Is that right on the money? Congratulations, Frank. Like the shopping cart.

Oh, nice, good keyword. So, cart is this gentleman's name, and how long have you been together? Seven and a half years. Seven and a half. So really, I mean, if you add up all of your sexual experiences, that's like having sex with one big-dicked guy.

That's true. Yeah, eventually, yeah. Wow. Eventually you got there. That's smart. Okay. Can I ask, is there a 350? Oh, for...

Well, I think there's the 150. There's the 150, there's the 250, and then does it go to the 350? Because you asked where is this going, and I thought it's probably going to the 350. So yeah, that it's rumored that that's going to come out in the spring, but we haven't heard. It's off schedule for cars as well.

Also it's rumored on the message boards probably. So it's rumored just saying like on Facebook and stuff. Okay. Do you think he's going to? Pop the question? Yeah, sure. Sure. I did want to know. You know, for me, like everywhere that we go

with the big truck, I'm like, this could be it, this could be it, because he'll park the truck and we'll just kind of set up shop. So we'll drive up, you guys know like the Jeb-Wee-Bee trail. Maybe spring does. I've heard of it, but I've never been there. So. Jeb-Wee-Bee, okay. You guys know like the Jedweeby Trail. Maybe he sprained his ankle. I've heard of it, but I've never been there. So... Jedweeby?

Okay, yeah. Well, Jedweeby. Jedweeby. Who's Jedweeby? Jedweeby is, he was the mayor of Montrose before the big fire. Oh, and then what happened? The big fire happened and they tossed him out? And made a trail?

Well, he started the fire. He started the fire? Oh, I didn't know. Oh. Oh, so the opposite of village. He left a curling iron on and he started the fire. What was he curling? His hairs. The ones on top?

And below. And below. All of it. He was just curling. His leg hair and stuff. Anything goes with him. So he started the fire and then they were like, you've got to get out of town. And he's like, I'm not leaving. OK. And then I'm trying to get to the trail.

How did he name a trail? So he ran up the trail. And everyone was like, he's rumored to be up there. Where did they rumor this? On the message boards as well? On Facebook. And so they were like, he's up there. So every time we go up, we're like, where is he?

Where is he? And we still haven't- Okay, no one's ever found this guy. So we go up- Some sort of a hermit who may be living in a cave on this, in this trail somewhere, curling his hair. He's just, he never came back. He never came back.

He went out there and no one's ever heard a sound or a peep. When was this? Seven and a half years ago. Seven and a half. So that was right when me and Cart got together. Hold on, can I ask you a question? Yeah. Is this gentleman that you're talking about,

did you have any sort of relationship with him? With Jedweeby? With Jedweeby. Jedweeby. Okay, so I was Jedweeby's assistant at the courthouse. David's brother. Oh, got's assistant at the courthouse. David's brother. Oh, got it.

At the courthouse. Because he was the mayor. He was the mayor, right? And you were his assistant just at the courthouse? Just at the courthouse. Ah. So he had different assistants for different locations. Yeah, so.

That sounds like a good idea. It does. You can use one of that. I could use an assistant right now. So some of my other girls. You're eyeing your phone right now. I've got emails. Let's just keep going.

All right, Sprague. So hold on, hold on. So some of my other girls were some of his other assistants. So my girl, Cassie, my girl, Megan, my girl, Tosh. Sure. The court stipulates that there were plenty of girls with different names. So my girls that all work at David's Ral now my girls and I were all different assistants for Judd Weeby

Amazing coincidence Wow so anyway Judd flees the scene and I'm like fuck Okay, were you there at his his? Abode while he was curling or where was he curling these? I don't know the situation. The hairs? Yeah, the hairs. He was at home. He was at home. He burned down his home. That's Tosh's territory. So this is not on me.

You're not allowed there. It's on Tosh. Yeah. But apparently he also left a curling iron at the courthouse. Oh no. So I didn't even know this. Oh, we had multiple curling irons going at the same time. So I didn't know that, and I was at work, and all of a sudden, there's a fire,

like not only at the courthouse. So this is a multiple fire situation that he started. Yeah. Oh no. So he ran up the trail, and so me and Cart nowadays, we just kind of drive up there, and we're like, Jed, Jed. So how then did you go from Jed Weeby, is that? Weebus?

Jed Weeby. Jed Weeby. How did you go from working from Jed Weeby? Weebers? Jed Weeby. Jed Weeby. How did you go from working for Jed Weeby to suddenly dating Cart? So I obviously was like a mess. Obviously. And I was kind of just like out on the street. You're out of a job at this point. Yeah, I mean, I have a home and stuff, but I was walking the street. And...

Okay, why? What? Sometimes you just have to walk on the street. I mean, I guess I've watched..., but I was walking the street and... Okay, why? What? Sometimes you just have to walk on the street. I mean, I guess I've walked... Do you mean you were like doing errands? Yeah, that's a strange way to describe this. Take... Yeah, okay. I was just... I needed some time, you know, to process the fires.

Okay. So yeah, you were taking a walk. So I was walking the street. Okay. I was walking the street. Got it. And then he pulls up and I hear this like vroom, vroom, and I turn. This is cart, not Jed Weeby.

No, Jed Weeby had fled. Right. He had fled in this situation. Was this by foot or did he have a truck as well? He has a big truck, yeah. He has a big truck. Well, it's not as big as carts. Well, the 250 hadn't come out yet.

Yeah, so he had just the 50, because this was a few years ago. Okay. So anyway, I hear vroom vroom and I turn, and it's cart. And he's like- Was that the car noise or was that him saying vroom vroom? He was saying vroom vroom.

He was. And I said, I turn and he's like, hey, do you wanna watch The Big Lebowski? Oh, and you thought he was asking you out to a movie theater perhaps? Yeah, well I would have thought that, but it was already starting on the big screen. Oh it was?

How much had you missed? A good chunk, a good three fourths. Right, were you able to kind of figure it out? Yeah, I got in at the part where they're bowling. I mean the dude is pretty, I mean it's like a character study, so it's not really about the plot. You get it pretty quick.

Exactly, yeah. Great character. Of course. Sprague, did you have anything to do with that film? No, I really wish I did. You know, at the time, I was trying to work on Steve Buscemi, but he ended up going elsewhere. He had no need for ninja-based career?

He didn't want to do any more ninjas stuff. So there's Cart, you're distraught, you're a mess. He asks you to watch the Big Lebowski in his truck, a 50 at the time. No, he had a 100. He had a 100? Judd had a 50. I guess these are going up in.

They go up in 50s. They go up in 50s? So they're going to the 350, they're skipping the 300 rumored. So this one came out in June of, this is seven years ago, so 2011. So they took a big long break in between the 150 and the 250. And now, he just got the 250 and now they're already up to the 350 in the spring? Yeah, so they moved the...

Production issues much like Tesla or? Yeah, exactly. Okay. So it was rumored that there was issues just kind of like with the CEO. Okay, got it. So you think Cart's gonna propose to you all the time? I think that's where we are.

Why, yeah, okay, so cut to now seven and a half years later. So you got into his truck and into his dreams and seven and a half years. And onto his dice. Right, yes. How long did it take for that to happen? To sleep with him? Yes.

Pretty quick. I don't really take that stuff very seriously. You're free with your body? Yeah, I'm free in anything that gets me in a big truck I'm all about. So we had, yeah, we've- This was the biggest truck they had on the market at the time. Exactly, yeah.

So we've, every time we drive up the Judd Weeby Trail and we yell for Judd, I'm like, this could be it, this could be it. You've been doing this for seven and a half years at this point? So that's what sort of we do during our lunch breaks and stuff like that. So I'll get off from David's Bridal,

he'll get off from Baked in Montrose. You have the same lunch break? Same hours? Yeah, around that time. Okay, so a little overlapping? Little overlapping. Like a half hour overlapping maybe? It's like a two hour gap.

You guys have a two hour lunch break? Where you scream for Judd Weeby? Yeah, well so Judd, one time we did hear Judd though, I'm pretty sure. Really? We heard kind of like, hey, I'm over here. And I look and- Was it Sprague?

I don't, couldn't think. Okay, it's a whisper, yeah. I mean, yeah, you didn't even knew. I've only ever heard of it, so. Yeah, you've never been on it. Never been on it. So what did you do though? This is incredible.

So I turn and I look and I just see,, I see, and then I see a bear. You saw a bear? Yeah. So the bear whispered. Well, we don't know. Or it could have been, I guess, Jed Weeby in a bear costume. Or that's what I think. I think he's living as a bear.

Maybe bears have developed the power of speech. I have a much more logical explanation. Okay, Spring. I believe Jeb Weeby to be a ninja. No, he's not a ninja. He whispered and then you turned and he flipped out of the way. No, I don't think so. He is. This is a great story. I'd like to buy the rights. So this is sort of like a combination of like the edge. Yes meets Beverly Hills Ninja Beverly Hills Ninja, but just not funny, you know Yeah, dramatic right and he comes back to get his assistant from this guy cart with a bigger truck

Okay. Yeah, can I ask what to what end are you doing this? Why are you still trying to find jeb jeb? Jeb jeb jeb we be jeb. Jeb is it j you how do you spell it spring? Sorry, I'm ready. All right. Jeb. Jeb. Jeb Weeby? Jeb. Jeb. Jeb. Is it J U, how do you spell it? Spray. Sorry, I'm ready. All right.

I believe it's J. J. U. U. D. D. Okay, I think that's it. That's it?

So just one D. Jeb. It's like chud, but jud. Okay. That's a great, now are you interested in the chud films? Oh yes, very much so. Kayla, I have a deep question. What is interested in the church films? Oh, yes Okay, I have a deep question. What is the connection between court and jet?

Yeah, why does heart want to find find Judd and why are you still trying to find Judd? That's sort of why to what end what are you guys doing this? Jad was an untarget was a leader To whom to you to cart yet to both of us and we also both. Judd was... Okay. Oh. To whom? To you? To Cart? Yeah, to both of us. And we also both fucked Judd, so. Oh.

Wait, your Cart had sex with Judd? Yep. Okay, so he's pansexual. Judd will do anything for a guy with a big truck, and that's the same with me. So it's these, once you see... Did you say that Judd had a big truck too? Yeah. Oh. So it's these. OK. Once you say the judge had a big truck, too. Yeah. Oh, it's what he has ever seen a guy in a big truck.

Is there anything hotter than a guy in a big truck? I'll be honest. The way you've described cart, he sounds kind of like a fucking jag of a spray spray. I'm not going to lie. I think I agree with therague. The truck and the friggin hat thing and his name's Cart. He sounds fine, but I don't know. I mean, maybe it's good for Colorado. Maybe. It's not like LA where all the good looking people with big dicks move out

here. True. I think you can do better though. I just think, you know, to me, like, if he's gonna want to just drive around in the big truck and like show it off for the town and kind of like freak people out on the roads by going really quickly, like, I'm all about that and I'm on board for that. And if that's what our future is, like. How loud does he play music in movies from the car?

Super loud, yes. I knew it would be that. Maybe, you know, I'll tell you what, we need to take a break, but Sprague, maybe you could whisper some advice for a new man. Some advice is coming. For Kayla here. Yes.

All right, so we're going to take a break. I know you also have to catch up on emails. Yes, I've got to catch up. Well, we'll be right back with more Flula, more Sprague the Whisperer, more Kayla Dickie. We'll be right back after this. No, no, no, no. Pfft.

No, no, no, no, no. Yeah. No, no, no, no. Pfft. No, no, no, no. Yeah. Comedy Bang Bang, we're back here. We have Flula here who's got to go I've got to go Spray do you mean you have to go from here no no it was a phone call okay

Sprague the whisperer Spielberg's assistant okay yeah he's with his assistant at mosaic right now we also have Kayla Dickey who's a girlfriend so I wish you wouldn't identify yourself as just girlfriend. I mean, you have so much going on. You work at a bridal, not a good one, but. Me and my girls, we just, we're all about like, supporting our big guys out there. Yeah. And they're big guys.

They all have, and how, why did you all work at the same, come over and work at the same place? Like you traveled in pack. So Judd's wife. Yeah. Merg.'s wife, Merg. Merg Weeby? Merg Weeby, okay. Merg Weeby owns...

She owns the bridal shop? She owns David bridal. Okay, so why...Judd and Merg, they have two...he's the mayor, she owns this bridal shop. He hires, how many of your girls are there? There's five, six? There's 10 girls. 10 girls, he hires 10 assistants. He's, has he fucked all of them?

Because he fucked you at Cot. That's already. Yeah, so me and my girls, we just kinda keep that stuff to ourselves, we don't need to know. There's no competition, it's not about competing for a man. Yeah, it's about supporting your girls, so. Yeah, but yes? I think so, yeah. Yeah, okay. There's no competition. It's not about competing for a man. It's about supporting your girls. But yes?

I think so, yeah. So Judd is running some sort of mayoral sex cult. Yeah. And he has multiple curling irons going in multiple locations, burns down half the town. Yeah, it was so tragic. So sad. And flees the scene and puts on a bear costume and is hiding out in the town. Yeah, it was so tragic. And it flees the scene and puts on a bear costume and is hiding out in the caves. Maybe a ninja costume.

Merg is pissed, by the way. Merg is so pissed because he left her with all this anger from the town's people. Yeah, she's taking it on, I would imagine. So does anyone go to her two bridal shops? No, so that's why ours is kind of failing and everyone's going to the one on Main Street. Oh, wait, but she owns the, so is it a franchise?

She owns the- Yeah, David's Bridal. I see, okay, so she owns the- That's a freaking huge company. She only owns one of them though, it seems. Yeah, the bad one. Okay, so, and is she out there looking for Judd? No, so she doesn't want to find him. Right.

And so we're like, the girls and I, we have to like keep to ourselves that we're out there. So all 10 of you are out there trying to find. Yeah, that's why we go in shifts. Like, we go, you know, I take my two hour lunch break and we go up. Each of us take the Jed Weeby trail and like, I'll come back and I'll be like, we still didn't find him.

Like, I called him. I thought I heard his name. What happens when, if you guys find Jed Weeby, what happens? What is the next step? So I don't really know, but I think that Jed would want us all to pile into his big truck and just go. You think he still has his big truck.

His 50? Where is the truck? Yeah, I mean, I think at this point, I don't know if he's bought a new one, I don't know, because he was very, he's one of the people that I got most of the rumors about the trucks from. So I-

Here's your pipeline for these rumors. Yeah, so I think that he probably has the 350 like we were talking about earlier. I think he probably has the 350 already. He may already have that. Okay, maybe you should start instead of searching the trail, you should start staking out the Ford dealership. This seems smart.

Kayla, I want to give you some advice. Oh, here we go Sprague. Because- Sprague the Whisperer has got some patented advice. Kayla, this sounds like a dead end to me. Here's what you should do. Move to Los Angeles where all the big dick people move, Scott said earlier.

Don't say that I said it. If you're going to say it, you can co-sign it. I definitely co-sign. But I want you to move to LA. And I've got this guy. You can get some headshots. You have a photographer you work with? Yes, he's great.

I got a headshot guy. And then maybe you come in, we talk, pitches. You maybe work on a web series. Oh, cool. I mean, you're like a podcast or something. You're a little petite for an actress. You're four feet tall. Actors are small.

Actors are small. I mean, you could probably be in a Tom Cruise movie and it would look- Tower over him. Like, trust me, listen. Is your photographer able to adjust for height? With perspective. He puts a little coin down. a little nickel next year toes very smart

Yes, and then that way you look huge Okay, and this is my of course get headshots and then of course I want you to start You know I have some acting class, you know go to UCB. Maybe mm-hmm take some classes there martial arts perhaps Sure We could maybe do some crossfit martial arts training. Yes. I've only done a few photos. Me and the girls did a calendar for David's bridal with just posing with a bunch of big trucks.

Oh, OK. Were you in bridal dresses or? No, we're naked. So you're naked. You're naked. We're naked. Next to big trucks. This is for David's bridal. Is this approved by the corporation? Wedding dresses in the background or something? Just hanging from the trucks?

Yeah, Merg put it together. So actually all the ground is covered in wedding dresses. How would you feel buying your own big truck? Why be reliant on carts here? On a man. You don't need no man. I walk the streets and that's... You're still walking the street? You go for walks, right?

What do you mean when you say, is that supposed to be clear? Like shopping? Like daily or? I just walk. There's no point in having, look, if you're gonna be with a man, he needs to have a big truck.

Okay. So if I'm gonna walk, if I'm gonna be with a man, he needs to have a big truck. Okay. So if I'm gonna walk, if I'm gonna walk the streets, it's because I'm hoping that I'm gonna see that big man. You're hoping someone with Vroom Vroom will roll up next to you. Have you ever been single? Yeah, I was single in that time when Jed fled. How long was that, by the way?

It was like three or four hours. Three or four hours you were single. That feels right. Out there walking the streets looking for a man, suddenly vroom vroom. And before that, not one second you've been single. You've jumped from truck to truck. Well, all my friends, like all my girls,

we've all met our significant others by them yelling at us on the street. OK. While you're walking the street? Yeah, while we're walking. What usually works for our listeners out there who are hoping to pick up women on the street by yelling at them from a big truck?

What type of conversation usually works? Like, damn girl, you look so sexy, you're asking for it. You're asking for it already? I don't even- What is he referring to? That sounds highly inappropriate. Look how big I am, look how big on heart I am You're asking for it already? I don't even... What is he referring to? That sounds highly inappropriate. Look how big I am, look how big on heart I am in my big track.

Okay, yeah. And then, damn, uh oh, I'm coming for you. Uh oh, I'm coming for you? This sounds insane. Colorado is a different place though. Colorado sounds... It's not like LA. I'm from freaking Tampa, that sounds crazy.

Now, I must say, your boyfriend and all the people you've talked about, they sound freaking insane. I want to help you guys. You said you've been to Montrose. I know, I was there for like a tiny film festival. You're wearing a cloak. That's fine. And you're speaking in a fake British accent.

You sound insane. I got this cloak at Uniqlo. It's chill. Wait, you went to Uniqlo and Majique? Yes. So much more different places. Yes, of course. They're great.

Now, of course, I can't believe I'm saying this, but I'm gonna sign you. Whoa. I just have to get you out of Colorado. It's killing you. I just, I don't know where I would go. Come to LA. Wait a minute Scott, I know what to do.

Oh, okay. Hey there girl, look at how hot you are. Look at how big, look at vroom vroom, vroom vroom. Look, I have a truck, it's downstairs. He's coming for you. Yes, I'm coming for you. It's a 450 downstairs. I need to see the truck.

Okay, okay, it's a... I don't know. Call your assistant. Get a phone for you. Hold on, hold on, hold on. Lloyd! Lloyd, wait. Is this Lloyd from Entourage? No, that was a joke based on me, but hold on. Lloyd! So that was based on you just like Ari was based on Ari Emanguel?

Yes, of course, of course. Yes, Lloyd, yes, go down to the Ford dealership. Yes, Lloyd. Yes, talk to, okay. What time's the lunch? Cure and matches for to the board. What was that? Somebody's Siri went off there. Someone's Siri.

Lula, is that your Siri? No, it's not, mine's only in German. Hold on, I think, yes. How weird. Okay, 330, all right. All right, bye. What was I doing? You were getting a 450 truck. I forgot, I have a meeting with fucking- Okay, 330. All right. All right. Bye. What was I? What was I doing?

450 truck. I forgot I have a I have a meeting with I have a meeting with Vin Diesel later. You can get a 450. I will absolutely move out here. The 350 is what's rumored to come out soon So if you've got a 450, yeah I'm worried though that you know, you're just gonna from man to man, whomever has the biggest truck, until, you know, I mean, like right now, this truck, the 250, has eight foot tall wheels. They're twice as big as you. I mean, you know, suddenly. I have to get somebody to just kind of toss me up.

Much like the doves? Yeah. The throwing the doves out or the, what was the other analogy you used? Oh, it was something with massaging the sparrows. Yeah, that's right. Yeah. Yeah, someone has to push me up like that.

Yeah. Toss me up. Cart won't do it? Oh no, Cart can't lift. Really? Again! He just, he's got a slipped. What kind of puny motherfucker is this? This guy sucks balls.

He's got multiple slipped desks, because he played a lot of football growing up. Jesus! He played a lot? How many games? He played, I think like 400 games a year. 400 a year, all right! That's Madden.

Those are Madden games. Those are Madden stats, yeah. Okay, well look, we're coming to you. I hope you have a vibrator Look this is not a question we like to ask on this show, but do you have a vibrator? I have a track and I like to sit on the on the you just sit on the hood. Yeah, okay. All right well Girlfriend I don't know what to say Well, you're no help

Diesel yeah, but I've got a meeting with Vin Diesel. They're doing a Disney XD show. Well, we're just about wrapping up here to get you out in time for that meeting. Thank God. There's really only one thing left to do on the show, and that is a little something called Plugs. Wow. Plugs Plugs Plugs Plugs You only like me for my

Plugs Plugs Plugs Plugs You only like me for my Plugs Plugs Plugs Plugs, plugs, plugs, plugs.

Okay, that was For My Plugs by Sad Fillmore. It was like a SoundCloud rapper. It was very long, this plug song. A little too long, how would you have done it? Just plugs, here we go, boom! Boom time, yeah, exactly, yeah. Well, let's then at least keep our plugs to a minimum what are we plugging here Flula what do you

got I my podcast boom time and subscribe it and love it and hug me digitally if you like that's right if people see you on the street and I hope they do yeah offer me some cashews sure yeah all right and Sprague the whisperer what do you have of course I'm well three ninjas grown up, that's in pre-pro. Six ninjas. Six ninjas, that's in pre-pro right now. Six ninjas, three on the way, maybe. That's, ooh, I like that.

Maybe that's the end. Scott, you're already involved. Suddenly all of the children of the three ninjas, their girlfriends all come back from the doctor. Now we're talking. Full of house type of situation. This is friggin' good, Scott, This is why I'm here to whisper. And of course, you know, I was a consulting producer

on the television show, Wrecked on TBS. You were? Yes, I was. I went out to Fiji, shot, it was real fun. Zach Kregger, Brian Sackett, a great cast. Wins us out. Oh well, it's already out. Seasons one through three on the TBS app.

That's of course a very easily accessed app on your Apple TV. Okay, any commercials you have to sit through if you're watching it on the app? That's of course a very easily accessed app on your Apple TV. Okay. Any commercials you have to sit through if you're watching it on the app? A couple commercials, maybe CNN pre-roll or something. They advertise like Cuomo tonight a lot. Okay, well, so you're watching your own show. Oh yeah, if you're gonna watch turnip programming, they're doing very well.

All right, very good. And Kayla Dickey, by the way, your last name is Dickie. Isn't it ironic? That's the one thing that you don't have a lot of. That's good. Scott. That was harsh. I don't mean to be harsh.

I just like you talked about. I. Yeah. Are you upset? No, I'm fine. You're fine with it? Yeah. That's good. That's nice. That's nice. Have you ever considered, by the way, like instead of a guy who owns a big truck, just a guy who possesses a big dick and who has like a mid-sized car?

For me, it's all about that big truck and just seeing him in his big truck. She's gone. All right. Yeah, she's lost to us. Let her go. I tried, you know. Sure. Anything to plug, Kayla? Just like big trucks, small dicks, and... Sorry. Wait, if there was a guy who had a big dick

and a big truck, would that be okay? There's got to be one. I just, I wouldn't even know what to do with it. There probably has never been a guy with a big dick who's bought a big truck. So I guess just roll that dice. Yep. And follow me. Follow me.

Follow you down the street while you were doing, taking these walks? Just shout stuff at you? I have to see. Follow me on the street. Okay, great. Thank you. I want to plug the Comedy Bang Bang TV show. You know, if you're in the US, all the episodes are out on Netflix.

If you're anywhere else, I believe they were all taken down. So sorry about that. I also want to plug the PCAST Blast coming to LA. This Saturday, that is exciting. It's Comedy Bang Bang with myself, Lauren Lapkus, Paul F. Tompkins, a lot of other special guests. We have the Andy Daly Pilot Podcast Project,

and he's doing something really interesting with it. We also have Doughboy. Yes, the Doughboy. Yes, the Doughboy. Yes, you're a big fan over there. We also have Throwing Shade, Teacher's Lounge, and... Off Book, I believe. Off Book, of course, the improvised musical. So come see that at the theater at the Ace Hotel

this Saturday, December 15th. All right, let's close up the old plug bag. Whoa, what a bag, it's time to open it. It's time to open the bag. It's time to open the bag. It's time to open the bag. It's time to open the bag. It's time to open up bag Open up bag, open up bag Open up bag, open up bag

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Open up bag, open up bag Open up bag, open up bag Open up bag, open up bag I think the three ninjas may, it may be a package deal there. There's something good about closing up a black. We'll figure it out. We'll actually get a screen. Yeah, okay. Guys, I want to thank you so much. Flula, always great to see you. Just a quick follow-up question.

Yes, please. How many people have committed suicide after hearing that song? That was just- How many people have committed suicide during this show? In fact, we had several people jump out a window about 400 episodes back. Got it.

But none this year, I believe. Sprague the Whisperer, good luck to you. I don't think I'm gonna sign, but Flula was telling me during the break that he's very interested. Okay, yeah. Can I keep the suit? Of course. Then count me in.

And Kayla, look, I would say good luck, but you're gonna live a miserable life. Pretty much, yeah, who knows. You're fucked. But who are we to judge? If you're happy live a miserable life. Pretty much, yeah, who knows. Yeah, fuck. But who are we to judge? If you're happy... I just ask that you pray for Jed Weeby and get to yourself a truck. What if someone were to find Jed Weeby?

Would he be reinstalled as mayor and would you go back there? Or what is your hope? No, like I said, he will have a big truck, we will all pile in and we will just head on out. Just this... All you see is like the end of a movie that life's not like that where credits roll and everyone's just just fine. What's gonna happen is you're gonna drive off in the truck you're gonna go for a while he's gonna pull over to a gas station what the hell are we doing?

Honestly with Judd at the wheel, I don't even care. What is the magnetism of this Judd Weeby guy with his mayoral sex cult? Gotta meet this guy. I don't know what he has going on, but all right. Pray for him. Pray for him, all right, everyone pray for Judd Weeby. We'll see you next time, thanks, bye.