Comedy Bang Bang: The Podcast - Bonus Bang: Goose Tycoon (Jon Gabrus, Ego Nwodim, Carl Tart, Drew Tarver)

Episode Date: November 13, 2025

On a special b-b-b-bonus episode, Gino shares his quarantine lockdown setup and routine with Scott. Entrée PeeE Neur returns to pitch some new inventions,  and O.J. Simpson gives a few updates from the golf course. Later, documentarian Roger Peculiar stops by to discuss the material for his next film. Originally released as episode 649 on 04/08/2020. Don’t forget to check out the Comedy Bang! Bang! Action Figures at shop.figurecollections.com and go to actionfigureseller.com for international purchases. If you want more great episodes of Comedy Bang! Bang! become a subscriber at comedybangbangworld.com. We have all of the past episodes from the archives, every live show, ad-free new episodes, and original shows like CBB Presents and Scott Hasn’t Seen. Find more great Comedy Bang! Bang! merch at https://www.podswag.com/collections/comedy-bang-bang Get access to all the podcasts you love, music channels and radio shows with the SiriusXM App! Get 3 months free using this show link: https://siriusxm.com/cbb Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Hey, everyone. Scott Ackerman here and welcome to another bonus bang where we re-release great episodes of comedy bang, bang, bang out from behind the paywall. And this week, we're very excited. We are continuing our series that we're calling a buffet of entrees. And it, of course, features one of our favorite characters, the self-starting inventor, Entree P. Newer. And that's, of course, played by Ego Wodum from SNL. One of her favorite characters to do. This episode is called Goose Tycoon. and it was originally released as Comedy Bang Bang Episode 649 on April 8th, 2020. Now, we're about a month deep into the pandemic at this point, so keep that in mind. We also have John Gabris playing Gino Lombardo, who stops by to share his quarantine tips and techniques.

We have Carl Tart as O.J. Simpson. Of course, we have Ego Wodom as Entre P. Neuer. And finally, we have Drew Tarver as Dr. documentarian Roger Peculiar. Now, if you enjoy this and you want to hear other great episodes of Comedy Bang Bang, become a subscriber at CBBWorld.com. We have all of the past episodes from the archives,

every live show we've ever done, ad-free new episodes, and original shows like CBB Presents, and Scott hasn't seen, it's wonderful over there. And if you're a big Entre P. Neur fan, you can order the Entre P. Neur action figure at shop.figurecollections.com, as well as other great comedy bang-bang-bang action figures like Italiano Jones, Carissa, Randy Snuts, there's one of me that you may want to order.

You can also go to actionfigureseller.com for international purchases. We're going to be back Monday with a new episode of Comedy Bang Bang, but until then, enjoy this bonus bang. You know, comedy, bang, bang, bye, comedy bang, bang, bye, comedy bang, bye, comedy bang, comedy, bang, comedy, bang, comedy, bang, come me, comedy, bang, wow. You say, tomato, I say, get away from me, Mr. Tomato, man. Welcome to Comedy Bang Bang, bang. Ah, yes, thank you to Big But Feather Bottom for that wonderful catchphrase admission, big butt feather bottom.

Welcome to Comedy Bang Bang for another edition. Week 47 of quarantine. This sounds great. Let's just run it back and lay it down right this time, okay? Run it back again? We have to lay it down again? What do you mean? Get what right?

Yeah, no, that sound check went perfectly. Let's just roll right into the show right after it is. That's not a sound check. How can you be doing this from your home state of New York in Long Island and still not get it right? Well, it's a little difficult. I don't have all my gear here with me because I'm not, I got quarantine. You don't have it here? Wait, wait, wait, wait.

You don't have it where you live, then where is it ever? I mean, okay, you're not quarantined. It's at my house, it's normally at my house or at Earwolf Studios, depending if I could fool the group of, like, little people that you have that are engineers there. I sneak past them, grab a couple of kits or whatever. Why are they all so short? I don't understand. I don't know.

It's confusing. It's kind of creepy, but I like it. It gives whoever owns that place a little Willy Wonka vibe. Welcome to the show, by the way. Scott Ackerman here. And I'm the host of Comedy Bang Bang. Coming up a little later, this is exciting. We have a former athlete, no longer an athlete, perhaps too old for it, although we'll be talking to them about that.

We have the subject of a recent documentary. That's very exciting. And we have an idea person, an inventor. Oh, you're right. That does sound exciting. It sounds super specific, and I'm super pumped to listen to the rest of this episode. You know, you're just supposed to be doing, by the way, this is my. intern gino he does the sound and during quarantine we've had to do it remotely uh oh this is fucking

wild and i got none of my gear here i'm fucking running where are you quarantined i'm in the basement of mama gina's pizzerie i've been here since i got i got quarantined here on december third wait a minute that was still three months out what do you mean you got cori you got locked in the basement i don't know some guy was like you understand shit's coming for us and i said what are you talking about he's like please just get in the basement like I didn't know if it was a terrorist thing because I've been told terrorists are ready to attack NASA

was he just trying to direct you was he just trying to direct you to the bathroom that was in the basement? Shit's coming. I wish. Oh, I wish. I wish. But instead he just directed me

to this big hole that he dug like in the middle of his basement floor. It's like a whale or something. And all that's down there is like jars of sand Marzano fucking tomatoes, Gabba ghoul, super set,

mozzarella, some fucking, what's it called, barata, you know, the, what's a, booier. It's the fucking, it's the slimy or

mozzarella is what we call it on the island, but apparently I don't think we need to know every single ingredient that they serve there. Where is it, Mama, who? It's Mama Gina's Pizzeria on Jerusalem Avenue in Belmont, New York. That's so close to your own name. Do you ever get tricked into thinking that it's your mom's house? Well, that's why I'm here. I came here to get my, my mom usually does a pump and dump for me of breast milk and I pick it up on Thursdays.

So on Thursday, December 4th. Just for you? Wait, how long have you been drinking your mother's breast milk, uninterrupt? I'm back on it. I'm back on it because I'm trying, I'm so skinny. I'm trying to gain weight. So I went back to the straight to the tap, as they say. Sure. I actually, and I stopped drinking from the tap after being thrown out of Adventureland for breastfeeding.

I said, 22-year-old man. So what have you been doing in the basement the whole time? I've been trying to figure out how to record audio, how to get to Zoom pop, all this stuff. I'm running, I got two, a little copper wires into a foot and a half slice of gabagool. And that's powering, that's powering a little surge protector I got going over here where I plugged in my laptop and then a few other things that I'm using to record this episode. So, hey, leave me alone in Reddit if I get this wrong or if I say something racist. I don't think that that gives you an excuse for the latter, but the former. I'm saying,

And in case the audio sounds bad or I say something that could be misconstrued as misogynistic, I just want to say, give me a break. Okay, yeah. It's quarantine. Certainly. I've been down here since December, for fuck's sake. Yeah. I mean, do you miss your family?

What's been going on? Well, my new family, which is just, I've molded some dough into assorted relatives. We had Christmas here, which was really nice. My uncle actually got me a hockey net, and so I've been training as a hockey goalie again, which has been fun. That is some impressive lattice. work. You're on Zoom right now. I'm taking a look at it. And that is incredible to do from raw dough. Yeah. You can see. You can see me late because all I had to light down here was a couple of like

old Tesla coils that I've got charging off old dry salami. So let me know. You can see the lighting okay. I can definitely see. Yeah, I can see the shadowy outlines of your face. Definitely. Perfect. You're looking incredibly gaunt. Oh yeah. That's it's fucking crazy down here. Even with all this food it just goes right through me luckily there's like a little drain in the bottom of this fucking well or else i'd be knee deep in fucking fecal matter and god damn gluten crushes me these days so if your mom is still delivering the breast milk why don't you just leave with her at some point oh see all right here we go fucking on the case guy richie's sherlock holmes here to protect us all more of a holmes of watson type of thing from will feral oh i love that film uh here's the

thing about me, Scotty. My mom is dropped, but she is so light these days, I can't hear her come in. So I'm making noise as frequently, because I have no idea what day or time it is. Thank God you sent me a Zoom link and I was able to run my Apple Watch off some Gabba Goule that someone left

underneath the dormant. Did I say Gabagoole already? Let's make this one SuperSot. Would it surprise you to learn that it's April? It's April? Yeah. 2015? No, 2020. We didn't go back in time.

What did you think? Did you think that everyone quarantined and suddenly we went backwards? You got to be fucking kidding me. You got to be fucking kidding me. Oh, no. Don't tell me. John Kerry won, right? You're stuck in a time hole.

You're going backwards and backwards. Oh, yeah. Well, this guy who, the guy who's kidnapped me and put me down here, he says he's been trying to keep my time hole clogged the whole time I've been here. Wait, someone kidnapped you? Wait a minute. I don't know, the guy who tucks his dick between his legs and wears like a short silk robe and feeds me mozzarella sticks in a basket down at the bottom of my well here.

Okay, this is a very different situation than what I thought was going on. I thought he just like invited you into the basement, but I guess he did, but he's, he's keeping you down there. Yeah, he did it first and he was so pissed that I was skinny because he was, because I guess he wants like big fatties or whatever. Okay, why did he think that you, why did he think that you were fat, you know, when he lured you down there? I guess he said I have a fat voice. A lot of people tell me I have a fat voice. A lot of listeners in the podcast will say, Gino Lombardo doesn't actually sound skinny.

Your body does not exactly match up with your voice. I do have to agree with that. Yeah, there's some, I don't know. My voice is genetically fat. I don't get it. It's been killing me my whole life because being fat is like the worst thing that you can be. Sure, of course. We don't.

So it's one of the most disgusting traits a person can have is being overweight. So, but he's still allowing your mom to deliver this breast milk? yeah well because he can't get enough of this shit either all right you know so he he's he's he's apparently given out slices with uh it's called if you know how to order extra cheese it's made with my mother's breast my birth mother's breast milk yeah this is like the in and out a 70 year old woman to lactating again how hard is it to get a 70 year old woman lactating again you got to get her pregnant and you know how hard that is to get a 70 year old woman pregnant how hard is it it's to me it was semi soft most of the time but it worked so she had you when she was 50 yes she

had my mom had me when she was 50 she's now seven like 70 something and she's been breastfeeding me now that i'm 20 something again wow so i had to help my dad stay erect while he well my stepdad my dad obviously is dead but this stepdad who is i was raised as my dad um he uh i had to keep him hard, you know, just like cinch in the base of his shaft and stuff. Okay, so this is you're physically doing it and not just whispering things into his ear. Well, he, you know, he starts getting,

you know, once you get the thing around the shaft, you're like, hey, I could use a couple more things. You know, it's like when you don't have an assistant, then all of a sudden you do and all of a sudden they're doing all this shit for you. So next thing, you know, I'm choking my stepdad a little. So you're just used to. Yeah. So now I'm like, I'm doing like all this shit trying to keep my dad on while he fucking pumps away, trying to impregate my mom

so we can get her breast milk to get my body weight up. That's all I'm saying. Well, Gino, I'm glad you're doing okay. I, to be honest, you've been doing a great job with the audio here. I mean, uh, oh, thank you. Yeah, it's, you can hear a fucking mouse jerk off down here. It's so quiet. Is that happening? Really? Yeah, I guess that's the noise I'm hearing. I can't hear him jerk off, but I can hear him come. Oh, okay. All right. Did you, actually, this is something I learned recently from living down here amongst all these animals. A mouse sounds like a cat when it comes. When a cat comes, it sounds like a dog. I want a dog. I want a dog comes, it sounds like a mouse.

Hmm. The Circle of Life. Yeah, that's what Elton John was singing about when he wrote that song. Yeah, I suspected. This guy, hey, if anybody knows come, it's Elton, right? I don't know why you would say that. Poor Bernie has to co-sign all these cum lyrics, you know, but he's into, he doesn't care. Bernie? Sanders? Yeah, Bernie, doesn't Bernie Sanders and Elton John write all their music together, but Elton

John's kind of the face of it? Well, Elton John is, you know, Bernie or bust, as we all know. Oh yeah, me too If I You're more like a burning and bust Yeah, oh, I'm anything and bust I'm jacking off in the voting booth As soon as I get my voting rights back Yeah, of course

Well, I'm glad you're okay I want you to be safe out there I want everyone here to be You know, all of our listeners We hope you're doing okay And I'm glad that you're out there And you've been doing a great job with the show It sounds great

Hey thanks, you've been your hands right Scotty? Yeah, I mean occasionally Have you been or? Yeah, I've been. I've been washing. I've been washing my own hands. I haven't been washing. Are you saying watching or washing? I'm watching my hands with soap and water. You're putting them next to soap and water and just watching them? No, soap and water are my friends from high school that visit and then we watch my hands. How can you be locked up down there if you're getting so many visitors? I get visit. I got visitation

hours. You have visiting hours. Okay. Yeah. And then we all sit down and we watch my hands. Do you have a conjugal visit at all or? Oh, yeah. But that's why I need. need to watch my hands. Oh, okay. With hot, with soap and water. Now I'm saying I got to watch him in like a sink. Right. Oh, I yeah. Yeah. All right. Well, good luck to you, Gino. I hope, uh, I mean, you know, first of all, I want you to gain weight while you're down there. You have so much raw red dough everywhere. I know, but I, this shit goes right through me quite literally. Hey, Scotty, real quick. Yeah. I'm unable to pour waters for everyone. So I just want you to know, I ordered on postmates from 10 different delivery drivers, one bottle of water each. Oh, so

They'll be arriving at each, oh, okay. Yeah, yeah. So if you ever need a bottle of water, just check your doorstep. I know you don't want to interact with them, which was your standing rule before the quarantine. Yeah. So I figured, I figured I just told them all to leave it. So you might have a stack of water bottles there. And I'll send, I'll send Brent Morris to Bill.

Okay. Well, we want to get to our first guest, if that's okay. Let's do it. Sound speeds whenever you're ready. Do you have them in recording? This is not just a friendly conversation that we've been having. And action. Oh, God. All right. Well, hopefully someone got it. I mentioned, she's been on the show many times before, and I mentioned she's an idea person. She's an inventor.

I believe I may have said that she is a small business owner, which is not true. No, you said inventor and idea person. But I mean, on previous episodes, I believe I've mistaken her for a small business owner. She has no small business. But her name leads one to believe that she would have one. But welcome back to the show, Entrey P. Neuer. Hello. Welcome back to the show. Hello, Scott. How are you, Scott? I'm doing okay. Scary times. Yes, scary times. I'm not scared. You're not scared. I'm not scared. I love it. Where are you hold up? Are you, what are you doing? Where are you?

Am I hoed up? G'd up, hoed down. A piece up, a town down. Yes. I'm at Atlanta, Scott, where ideas are born. Mm, you're in Atlanta, ass up. Ass up, face down. Not getting fucked one bit. That's the most I've ever heard you curse, by the way. Because I gave up my faith with what's going on. With what's going on, my faith is not in void.

So, really, the pandemic here has shaken your faith to its very core, to where you no longer believe in God? Yes, Scott. That is correct, Scott. Wow. So I have an idea. I have an idea. Wait, okay. So if you have not heard Entrey on the show before, Entree comes in with ideas for businesses, with ideas for inventions. So you have an idea now. The quarantine has given you some sort of an idea.

Are you surprised, Scott, that I have an idea? No, you always come in with ideas. So I'm actually kind of at a baseline, just not moving the needle at all. Scott, because you seem shook. Scott, well, yes, I do have an idea. Since I've given up my faith, I have thought maybe those of us who don't believe can gather as you as you will. Yes, in these times, I want us to gather because we will be covered by the blood. What? Covered by what blood?

I'm listening. I'm in so far. So far you got me. I love blood and I love gatherings. I thought you said you were going to. No, I'm not. He always says that. And it's literally 45 seconds until the next thing he says.

And I know me talking when we're on Zoom makes it even more difficult, but I apologize. Normally when you say we're covered in the blood, that's like a religious metaphor, but you're not religious anymore. What do you mean? Literally the pandemic, we're all going to be bleeding out? Human blood. I want us to be covered by the human blood. I have an idea, but that's not my idea, Scott. That exists.

Yeah, human blood exists, obviously. Human blood is a thing already, Scott. And it's not rectangular, which most of your ideas are either rectangular or square. No, blood is flat. Blood is flat. And it's always red. Not really, but it's not two-dimensional. It's actually three-dimensional.

Scott, I'm not here for your religious hebi-g-be. I'm here to talk to you about my newest invention. All right, what are you got for us? Hit us with, and by the way, I will invest in something. I took a real crash You have money now Yeah I took a real crash On the stock market

So I'm just going through my Through what's in the vault Give us the number Scott How much were you making And how much do you make now But I would say I have I have roughly in the You know

I'm a little stock poor now But I have roughly in the In the realm of $2.3 million Here in the house Okay just cash Okay well a combination of various things Yeah Oh yes

Cash and Barry's bonds and not Barry Bond I have a Barry Bond trading card from his rookie season Barry Bond there in your house Scott No I just have a trading card Quarantine in with you Scott Daryl Strawberry is here

But not Barry Bond Strawman That's exciting Darrell Strawberry is that an athlete I believe it is yeah But he's just been He's been making ice cream Sundays Because he got into a side hustle

Yeah after he retired Oh okay Clever of him Darrell's Sundays. It's got a good ring to it. Yeah, it really does. He only makes them on Sunday. Oh, okay. Clever. Okay. So, Scott, I've got another idea. Okay. You have an idea. Is it rectangular? Scott, please King Scott, I can't spend too much time here. I have a few social gatherings to attend tonight. Okay. What do you got? Okay. So it's a rectangle. Starts with a rectangle. Sure, obviously. In that rectangle, there are other rectangles.

And each rectangle is a kind of placed in a row, if you will. And in between the rows of rectangles is an aisle where people can walk. We just kind of a rectangle on the floor. Correct, Scott. You follow, you follow. Okay. So at the front of the rectangle is going to be a rectangle kind of on its square side. Okay.

Got it. All right. usually on top some might put a Bible in this in this invention of yours someone would put someone would put a Bible in there no no no not in mind because we didn't gave that up well this is a new invention isn't it yeah but I think that hmm you put my back up against the wall um wait I'm I'm really seeing I'm sorry Antre but I'm really seeing what you're describing here it's I don't are you talking about the backup against the wall and the face down ass up part oh that That I know well in the middle of the night.

That's how I do. But like what I'm saying is I see what you're saying. I like the rectangles on the floor, a book of some sort. Maybe off to the side. There's like these little booths that you can go in and like tell secrets to a stranger. How did you know? Because, Antre. It sounds awesome.

Does he want to invest? You're describing a church. The thing that you no longer want to go to. Scott, with all due respect, fuck you. It's not a church. That's not respectful. You can't just say all do your. All around it and shit.

Like you can walk up, dip your hand in the urinals. Those are not urinals. Gino, you have a different problem. Those are not. Have you been peeing in the... But Scott, I don't have much time. Are you going to invest? No, I'm not going to invest.

These things already exist and they're empty right now. They're not doing any business right now during the quarantine. The ones that are the ones you're saying exist are empty right now because those people are confused as to why what is happening right now is happening. They're empty because no one's allowed to go into it. Right now you're pitching me something. that will get $0 for who knows until when. All right, Antre, I'm in.

I'll offer you $100,000 for 20% of your business at a 3% interest rate until I'm paid back, in which case it'll be a 1.5 in perpetuity. Wait, you think Entree is giving you the $100,000? Huh? The interest rate doesn't apply. She's not giving you the $100,000 in order to get, for you to get $20,000. percent of her country. How am I supposed to join in this business without a loan?

I got no cash. Scott, I don't have much time. This has been... You keep saying that. I don't see you going anywhere. Are you leaving right now? According to your Zoom screen,

you're standing on the same, like, back alley just screaming into your phone. Look, I have, Scott, I need money, honey. And if you don't... What do you need money for? I mean, is this quarantine?

Are you not able to survive? Have you gotten your government surplus check yet? I got my stimulus check in the mail. 60,000 hours of free AOL. Ready to rock, baby. It was just one of those DVD ROMs that they sent you? Yeah, dude, it's sick. I just got to figure out how to get it into my phone and then I'll be all that free internet for a while. Just keep pushing it against it. Eventually, you'll find the slot. I've got an idea for one of those. Oh, a DVD ROM. You have an idea for a DVD ROM? What is your invention? Sure. Well, it's a, a, a, a, a, a square but then it's a circle on top of a square okay you see circle gets a square

go ahead you pop the circle you per you pop open the circle and you put in the DVD rom and then you close the circle back up and then you're just talking about a DVD ROM right now the thing that you mentioned at the top when you said you had invention for the DVD ROM I do have some things I want to say I also just feel like I could bring an end to this entire virus that's kind of plaguing y'all. So you think, because we have scientists out there who are working on a vaccine, on cures. Is we earwolf when you say, you have scientists, you have earwolf is working on that? I guess I mean the entire country.

I'm speaking more of the United States we, but you think. But not the magazine? Oh, you are? When I say we, yeah, I mean my collection of magazines in my vault, but as an inventor, you think that you might be able to invent the cure to coronavirus? Not might. Not might. I don't invented it. I don't invented it. Okay. So it's kind of a cylindrical like a container. All right. So it's not a rectangle. Wow. No. Cylinder. Okay. It's going to have a substance, a liquidy substance. You pump it into your hand, wherever you want, and then you add water, suds form. The virus will not be able to stand. When you say suds, what do you mean? Like, what kind of suds?

Like, what, like? Bubbly ones. Like, like, how would you describe them? They're usually going to be white, bubbly and white. Bubbly, like what? Like, what kind of suds? So, you know what happens when you get a beer? And it's a, you know, you guys like beers.

Love beer. You guys look like you like beers. Hoppy. What do you? Y'all call it hoppy or whatever. It got bubbles at the top. kind of like that but thinner also the way gino likes his women you know me i'll fuck anything and i love it all a lie has been detected okay sure i'm polly i'm fucking uh i'm i'm pan

i'm polly you're like to fuck white people so you know what i say polly want to cracker baby of course yes you said that by the way you said that on a recent episode and you you never I thought you were in studio, but I guess this was, did you get out of the basement to record that episode that was just like a couple of months ago? Oh, yeah, I guess I forget, was that, that might, we might have recorded that before December 4th when I was, uh, quarantined. Maybe you were on parole. Oh, yeah, I was on parole. That's what it was. I was police academy. I was on parole. Oh, yeah. Citizens on patrol. Citizens on patrol as well. Are you going to invest in this? You're talking about soap, Antre? You're talking. You're talking. talking about soap.

Scott, you are... My friend's soap from high school? All right, Entree, no, I'm sorry. We're not going to invest in soap, although, you know, a lot of the stores out there don't have a lot,

so if you want to make some. You don't know what that is? Scott, let me ask you. If I knew what it was, why would I be telling you I'm inventing it, Scott? Do you have a rope? You're sick in the head?

Do you have a rope? You have a rope? I'm not going to hang myself. I have a rope in the shower. I have a braided belt that I use just to like tighten around my neck while I'm showering and stuff. I just throw it over the shower head

and I can lean forward, you know, get close to death, feel that what I guess can only be one of the best orgasms you can have alone. You can only guess. I'm saying you can only guess. I know how it feels. There's a reason we chase it.

It's obviously good if people are willing to fucking die, doing it, Paul. You know, this show is not about the euphoric sensations of autoerotic sex. Oh, don't remind me. All right. We're going to come back

with more comedy bang bang we'll be right back with more gino more entree p newer we'll be right back after this cue break comedy bang bang bang we're back here uh gino lombardo my intern from long guyland sound speeds broadcasting uh he hooked us all up from the basement of mama gina mama gina mama gina's mama gina's pizzeria in jerusalem avenue new york let out for good behavior uh to do our episode and came back to the basement like a good little prisoner. We also have Antre P. Neuer is here, Inventor, to the stars.

I stuck around. I stuck around. Thank you. Appreciate it. But we do need to get to our next guest. And this is exciting. I don't know if you guys are sports fans, but this is one of the best players to ever play the game of that oblong brown ball.

You know we're talking about football. he played for the Buffalo Bills and the Cleveland Browns. Did you play for them? No, Scott, I didn't. Why do I think that? I have no idea. I don't know why you think that.

I'll tell you one thing, though. Cleveland could not be any further away than the actual team that I did play for after I played for the bills. I'll tell you, Scott. You a wild man, baby. I'm just saying. Tokyo?

How far away? San Francisco. Oh, okay. So 3,000 smiles apart. 3,000 smiles. Hey, I like that, Scott. I've never heard that one. You know, Scott, me and you should create a nice little joke website. You know, those are getting really popular these days. Joke websites. I remember, by the way, I want to introduce you in a second, but the last time we were on the show, we were starting a website together.

Were we not? Absolutely, Scott. I'm still raising some money for that domain, but it's coming in no time. All right. Well, let me know when you raise the money. We'll talk to Squarespace about that. Oh, extra plug for them. You take care. I said, wait a minute. Before you leave, I got to introduce you. He's a former player for the San Francisco 49ers and the Buffalo Bills and also dipped his toe into TV pitchman and was an actor as well.

He's really run the gamut with all types of entertainment. Please welcome back to the show, O.J. Simpson. What a rousing intro, Scott. I'll tell you what, man. You know, I haven't gotten an intro like that since I hosted Saturday Night Live. in 1978, and I did a whole speech about Oriennels. Oh, I don't remember that. Holy shit, Nodberg, that shit holds up.

It's interesting. They let you do that in the 70s, and then they fire a guy for it, and, you know, just a year ago. It's interesting, right? I'll tell you what, but you know what? We're living in the time. Entree, any opinion on this? I think it sounds horrible. Okay.

You know, Scott, we're living in a time where everybody. has to be politically correct these days, you know? And so, you know, evolution is a part of the process. And everybody has to participate in it and take part in it. And if you don't, you get left behind. And I'm not trying to get left behind. I'm just saying, take care. Thank you so much, Jus.

Politically correct, that kind of happened in the 90s. And speaking of which, the 90s were a time when I stopped sort of paying attention to your career, I would say approximately 1991. 92 around there. I sort of, you dropped off my radar and then you came roaring back. 1992, the year of the L.A. riots. I tell you one thing, I was here and I decided to wrap my whole house in bubble wrap. So if anybody came running into it, they just bounced right off. That was a bad idea then. That is a bad idea now. I'm just saying, take care. Did you, did you, were you suffocating in that house? It seems like you'd have to let some of the air

in. I'll tell you what, Scott, I have been suffocating out in these streets for years and years, but not from that bubble wrap, from this terrible air quality we got here in Los Angeles. You know, it's so thick sometimes you can cut it with a knife. But I'm telling you right now that they are, there are not a, that's a horrible way to go, by the way, suffocating, I mean. Yeah, you're damn right, Scott. But you know what, now that everybody's in their homes because of the stay-at-home.

home order. You know, the air quality has gotten so much better. Uh, yeah, Andre, Andre's in these streets and these sheets, apparently. And forgive me for, I don't mean to interrupt Mr. Simpson, but it looks like you're on a golf course. Oh, exclusively. Yeah, yeah. You know, I got to get my 18 holes in. Yeah. But hey, I'm staying six feet apart from everybody who I'm out here golfing with. Six, six feet. That's, uh, that by the way, the, uh, the, uh, the, uh, the standard distance from the ground to where a body lies when they are put under this earth when they're buried. Have you ever been to any funerals, Jews?

You know, I have been to some funerals. I'll tell you this. My buddy and pal Robert Kardashian passed away. Oh, yeah. Rest in power, King. Rest in power, King. That's correct. Robert Kardashian Senior.

Robert Kardashian Sr., yes, absolutely. Black China's baby dad is still alive, yes. You're very correct. You're very correct. Then I take back what I said. Mine was for Junior. I hope this isn't dated, by the way, with what's going on in the world. I know.

You tell me about it, Scott. Hey, Scott, let me ask you some. Please do. Are you afraid to be out here in these times? How are you holding up? Are you going to the grocery store to get your essential items? Are you stocked up on toilet paper? I know I am.

I hit the Costco day one of the quarantine. and I bought 148 rolls because I know how my body works and I love drinking milk and eating cream of mushroom soup. I tell you what, that's just me. I'm just saying, you take care. Thanks, thanks, but stick around if you could. Juice, what else is going on during the quarantine? I mean, obviously you must be keeping close with friends and family.

I can't remember. Are you married? I am not currently married. No, I'm living the bachelor lifestyle, but once in my life, you know, back in our day, you had to get married right out of high school, right out of, you know, college and things like that. And that's what happened to you. I remember that you took a wife, right? And then, yes, I got married way early in my life to a lovely friend who's still friends today. Her name is Marguerite. But currently in this thing, I'm talking to friends and family over Zoom like we're doing right now,

you know, and I'm also catching up on my television, you know, I got that Netflix. I've been watching that Tiger King. Have you guys seen this program here? I tell you one thing, these white people, sometimes you just want to hurt them. They were the way that they handle these wild, stay away from wild animals, white people. Yeah, definitely. I'm just saying. I watch Tiger King, and all I wanted to do was kiss those animals on the mouth.

You must be white, Gino. Ah, yeah, I'm rather white, as I've been told by the census and police when they don't bother me. You tell the census what you are. It's not the other way around. They came over my house and said, you're white, motherfucker. Okay. I'm getting the bathroom. They put me in the fucking bathroom in my own house, and I had to watch my hands again.

Juice, are you protecting yourself when you're, you're protecting yourself when you, you go outside? Are you wearing a mask? And what about gloves? I mean, do you have gloves on? Absolutely. I bought, you know, I hate to say this recorded online because people may think ill of me. And that's the last thing I want is people thinking negatively about me. But I bought about 250 and 95 masks right before the quarantine road. You should be sending those to medical professionals. Well, you know, I thought, about it and then I decided against it. Oh, okay. Well, that makes sense. Okay, great.

As long as you thought about it and decided against it, then we're all right. All I've got are these N69 masks that you've got to wear upside down. Okay. Gina, what pizzeria are you in? Mama Gina's Pizzeria. Is that in New York? Yeah, it's in Long Island. You know, now I got a funny story for you.

I used to drive all the way down from Buffalo to go right. to Mama Gina's pizza. And this is way back when Mama was still alive. Holy shit. That's amazing, Juice. That's such wonderful news. Yeah, we sit there and cover ourselves in red sauce and just, you know, make love until the early evening out of this.

So you're just covered just some. It wasn't for pizza. Some would say spattered with red. Spattered with red. Yeah. This is the first time that happened. And the second time, Mama Gina looked at me and said,

Oge, that's what she used to call me, Oge, short for OJ. Sure, she had her own distinct nickname for you, as opposed to juice, which everyone else called you. And she would say, Oge, why don't we use flour this time? I'll tell you what. It was a time. It was a time to be had.

Use flour for what? Yeah, I don't know. As loob or just on your body? As loop. As loom. kind of acts it makes the opposite effect you're telling me

I let a guy I let a guy wrap his dick and flour and by the end of him he was pumping he made a fucking full on bagel in my ass wait was this the bagel boss this

this was the little bagel boss he was standing on a stack of phone books just split me in half guy's got a big hog but we threw a bunch of flour in there does he does he travel with his own This was a Christian program.

Does he travel with his own phone books? Because those are hard to get these days. Oh, yeah. He had a bunch with him in his car and it started drying up with the flour. So we threw poppy seed, sea salt, sesame seeds, some onion, some garlic. We do everything. I don't mean to pry, but how did it start to make a bagel? Because you got to boil the dough to make a bagel.

Oh, it was boiling from what. Oh, entree, it got fucking hot. This dude, you know, little people, not a lot of people know this, but if you're short, your dick gets even hotter than 98.6 degrees. Really? cartoon thermometer. It was red and real bright at the end. And he was just fucking tearing into me, you know? Oh my gosh. Wow. I'm sorry. I'm sorry, Juice. I'm getting ahead of myself. I don't want to take that. Listen, we've all had, we've all had our experiences. I'll tell you

one thing. You mentioned phone books. I was in, I was in prison for a while. What? You know, getting my, trying to get my memorabilia back. Yeah, that's true. I staying on my life and career that I don't love to revisit. Probably the big. biggest mistake I ever made. Was going to prison? Yes, for trying to get back my merchandise. But in there, and during a riot, you got to wrap phone books around your stomach area to prevent getting stabbed, you see.

Because who would want to be stabbed? I just, I mean, that seems like a horrible thing to go through. Hey, I'm just saying. I do know what you're just saying. I have another idea for what you y'all could have done in jail to keep from getting stabbed um it could be sort of a rectangle with a with a hole cut out up top for your neck and two holes on either side for your arms you would kind of just throw it over your body maybe like it would look like a shirt or a tank top or o j you would call it a wife beater

i'm listening that that piqued your interest o j i'm invested i'm intrigued hearing those two words wife and beater no look i'm told i'm told you're supposed to call them a frame shirts these days. I'm sorry, but I'm the one who's woke and broken, not a joke, so suck my egg, just a yoke, baby. Sure. Sure. Yeah, of course. Of course. Would be made of a sort of impenetrable, uh, uh, a substance. I hate to, to break it to you, but if you hate to, why would you do it? Okay. I won't then. You could stop. I won't. Yeah, Antre, you're describing something called plate mail armor, which was invented in the middle ages that like nights and

different gladiatorial events would wear like a breastplate if you will I actually was trying to describe a bulletproof vest oh so you knew what it was then so you knew what it was you know what it was obviously you could have just said bulletproof vest then it wouldn't have any confusion well I definitely

needed that explanation I needed all right we need to take a break when we come back we'll have more OJ more entre P newer and of course intern Gino you'll stick around won't you? I won't talk, though, okay? So Q break and whenever you're ready, Scott. I'm ready for it, hit it.

Yeah. All right, we'll be right back with more Comedy Bang Bang after this. Take care. Comedy Bang, bang, bang, we're back here. Intern Gino on the ones and the twos, obviously. Cut break, Q episode. Q episode. We're just starting the episode now.

And action. Let's go. Let's get Antre P. New York out here. Let's get O.J. We also have Andre Pinoor here, inventor at large. Hi, Scott. Hi. How good to see you again. Thank you very much.

It's great to see you. I mean, to see your domicile there in Atlanta there. East Atlanta, yes. I am in East Atlanta going to a party. East Atlanta, yes. What's the difference between East Atlanta and West Atlanta? One is rich. One is poor. Oh, okay. And which is which?

Well, I think our next guess would be better equipped to answer that. Oh, okay. All right, great. Well, OJ, Entree thinks that you'll have an opinion on this. Yeah, I'll tell you one thing. I've been to Atlanta multiple times in my life, and I love going down to the World of Coke Museum. Is that the Coke Brothers or what is it? Coca-Cola.

Coca-Cola Museum. And inside of that museum, at the end of your experience, you can drink a bunch of soft drinks that are made by Coca-Cola from around the world. And most of them are pretty tasty, but some of those damn things, you've got to wonder, ah, were those people in those countries drinking that stuff? You know, there is an apperty. No, OJ, now what does this have to do with what are we talking about right now? So, so let's just wrap it up, Oge, and let us know. If we can call you.

Oh, you got it. OJ, well, all due respect. What does this have to do with which side? I'm getting to it. I'm getting to it. Because right now it just seems like you're casting aspersions on other countries and their particular tastes. I'm getting to it. Okay.

There's an appertee. Okay. From Italy called Beverly. And I tell you what, I took a sip of that. And that joker was disgusting. I don't see how anybody could drink that stuff. But you know, you're going to. got to understand and you got to accept other cultures because America's a melting pot and I'm

just saying. Okay. I gave you a lot of leeway there to get to your point. We just, OJ, now which part of Atlanta? Why does it even matter? Maybe his point on. Maybe let's let it die. Let's let it rest. And honestly, Scott, when I met the next guess, I actually meant literally the next guess you intend because if I understand he has some ties to the south. To the south, certainly, but maybe not Atlanta. But let's Terry know further and introduce him. He is the subject of a recent documentary. Please welcome Roger Peculiar.

Hey, Guy, how are you doing? You doing all right. Doing good. You have a voice that naturally sounds like a Zoom freezing. Is that true? So it's not going through very clear. No, no, we can hear you crystal clear, just your voice. sounds naturally like you know how when the sound elongates when a zoom freezes you just you sound

like that constantly yeah i sometimes i have uh i i grew up next to a uh internet facility and what do you mean like a house with my brain freezes it's a facility it's a public library oh you grew up next to a library do you ever check out a book from there yeah i went in there I checked out a couple books. I got a Da Vinci Code from Dan Brown. How did you like that one? I did not end up reading it, and I returned it 24 days later. 24, and how long was the rental period?

What do they call it? It was a quick read. It was just a two-day. I've borrowed so many things. They only give me a two-day leash at this point. Do you have allergies? A lot of people ask me that. That's just my accent, and my nose is gone to hell.

Oh, okay, Roger, let's dig in deep to your details here. Are you from the South? Obviously, you're from the South. Yeah, I'm from Georgia. You know, I've just figured it was a perfect time to promote my zoo documentary since Tiger King has become so popular. You have a zoo documentary. Yes, I'm here to promote my zoo documentary, Goose Tycoon. Goose Tycoon.

Yes, you know how Joe Exotic is. a zookeeper for tigers, and I am one for geese, and some ducks, and some swans. Did you make this documentary as a parody of Tiger King? Because you're constantly relating it to Tiger King. I just want people to know where it's coming from. It's very popular. I'm actually pretty upset about it. Okay, so your documentary is not a reaction to Tiger King.

No, I've had this documentary going already. Okay. I've seen it, Scott. I used to watch it with some friends. You've seen Goose Tycoon? I watched like the first, I guess, first 40 or 50 episodes. There's a lot. But it was fun.

It was good. I like a lot of it. Are these episodes? That is a complaint from a lot of people I'm pitching the documentary to that it is just a hundred consecutive episodes of a small show. Are these QuickBites? Well, I wanted to pitch it to, uh, to, to, Quibi, but I haven't been able to pitch it yet there. I pitched it to CBS All Access.

Sure. I pitched it to C-So 2. They made a sequel to C-S-S-O? Yeah. Everybody said, we're called Peacock. Oh, okay, right. And I just kept referring to it. You're like, it's always C-S-S-O to me.

There's always C-Sysot to me. I pitched it to Redfin TV. The Home Buying app? Yes. Yes, Redfin TV, if you're looking for a mid-price condominium, you can also see a little bit of content on that app now. That's how I saw it. A guy I used to smoke dust with used to be a PA at Redfin TV, so he had some pitch materials, and that's how we watched a sleepover party. Right, right.

And my final pitch was to the iPhone app wallet. Oh, that, yeah, the thing that comes on iPhones that sort of organizes your... Yes, apparently they're going to keep your credit cards, maybe a couple of boarding passes, and then a couple of episodes of TV in there now. Okay, right. So anytime you open it up, hey, I'd love an episode of television in my actual wallet. That would be great. Wouldn't that be great? Because you need something to do when you got your boarding pass out and you're waiting, you got your shoes off.

and you're waiting there to go through the damn scanner. And it's like, I wish I could just watch a little something right here. It's mainly for when you put your briefcase through the TSA box until you walk to the other side. That's when it is the prime. You should be putting your phone in that TSA box, I think. So this show is for you to watch specifically while you're getting your body scanned at the TSA. Well, you have to, the problem with the wallet is, but I want to work with the wallet. You have to always ask for additional screening.

So you can go through the thing where you can take your phone. Okay. Okay. So that's going to be, so it's there to waste time when you are asking for additional time. Exactly. Okay. It's a very specific time period that you want people to watch your show. Well, I don't work for wallet.

I just want to be on there. Right. Okay. is all I'm saying. And did they, did any of these places buy your pitch? No. Nobody. Everybody said, no.

This sounds like a parody of another documentary. So take us through, what is it, goose tattoo? What was it? Goose tycoon. And my name is Roger Peculiar. Yes, which also, by the way, if I, if I gunned my head, I would say sounds as well like a parody of the person from Tiger. So you're saying I ran all these words through a synonym generator? Possibly.

Is that what you're saying? Well, I'm a real person, Scott. That's not what happened, you know. Sure. But I am part of the goose, the big bird conservationist community. This isn't related to Sesame Street. Do you mean? No.

This isn't a large bird. Large birds. Just very large birds. Okay. Yeah, and, you know, unlike tigers, which are more valuable when they're younger, geese are better when they're old. Oh, okay. So I'm always on the lookout for old-ass geese. What do you mean by better?

And what do you mean by I'm always on the lookout for? Well, you know, a geriatric goose from the black market breeder can cost $40. And I know a guy who will sell me one for 60 Capri Sons. So, basically, you want a goose, when you got people watching your gooses, you got paying customers there watching your gooes, you want them to be old and docile so they are not attacking the people that are petting them and that you're holding them next to their head so they can take a selfie. It's a petting zoo for old geese? Well, yeah, we show them. you can pet them and a lot of people keep telling me a wallet TV said this is not as exciting as Tiger King um it's geese aren't exciting well I don't even think it's just the geese I mean

Tiger King seems to have a lot of like murders in it and and I mean you're you're definitely an oddball well I have a I have a Carol Baskins you have a Carol Baskins yes her name's Angela Dumpson Angela Dupson. I've had it with Angela Dupson. She is my Carol Baskin. I would think it would be more like song 31 flavors. So see,

you can't run a name through a synonym thing because it'll change it to businesses. A Carol is also a noun. Right. Oh, I guess you meant Baskins. Yeah. Yeah. but yeah my enemy is angela dumpsons she's a goose protector and she's always saying oh oh roger you can't keep geese

they need to fly south for the winter and i said not if you buy them little tiny coats so have you killed anybody like uh uh uh in tiger king isn't that a thing everyone has a theory oj didn't don't you have a theory about that oh i got a huge theory about it i think that that that That man, Joe Exotic, slice that woman up. Also, I... That wasn't the question. That's not, that's not. What?

That's not what happens in the documentary. They think Carol Baskin killed her husband. I think that Joe Exotic got so upset because Carol Baskin was clearly cheating on him and embarrassing him in front of all of his friends. And I think that he went over there just to talk one day. And all of a sudden, her husband. Howard is also there, and he's bringing back some glasses that Carol left at the restaurant, and I think he stabbed her right on up.

This doesn't sound believable. Listen, I'm just saying. I do know that. Take it. What were you going to say, Roger? That is a conspiracy theory that I do not think exists for this movie. You don't wait. You don't think it exists?

it exists now because he said it but it is an off the wall I guess you don't think it's accurate it does exist it exists but I've had it with Angela Dupson who is my carol basket what were you saying about her before Tiger King came out what were you able to call her before you saw this documentary Tiger King's only been out like a week and a half at this point, too. I just called her Angela Dupson, but now I get to say, Angela Nupson is my carol best.

Are there other things? She put me on a website. She put me on a website called naughty goose guys.net. And I have had it with her. I heard. Right. What else is she done? Well, I got her back, though.

I trained one of my geese to steal one of her goose's eggs. And he went over there and he took it. And he nudged it back to my place, 14 miles with his beak. It took him three weeks. Why didn't you drive him to the, like, the perimeter of her place and just wait for him? I don't let the geese ride with me in the car anymore because they're backseat drivers. Is that what happened in Vegas? Well, in Vegas, I'll tell you what happened.

happened in Vegas. Some of the geese got loose in Vegas and they did $600 of damage to Toby Keith's, I love this bar and grill. That's a sad story. Yeah. They purchased the MLB network on every flat screen with their beaks. That's the damage, the $600 worth of damage. Yeah, no one was hurt. No property was harmed. That damn old MLB network is very, expensive than hotels. It's too much. I think I remember hearing about this because you got in a little hot water because you were using that sedan as a, you were also driving for lift around Vegas, right?

Yeah, my lift rating full of geese. My lift rating has severely suffered since I've been also trying to run a multiple geese petting business out of it. But I do have, wait, multiple, you have multiple businesses or you have multiple businesses or you can pet multiple geese. No, you can pet multiple geese. But I always tell them, I always tell them, I have the nasty little white lifesavers. What else do you want?

I don't know what you're talking about. I like those life savers. I like the white ones. No one, right? Individually wrapped white ones, the ones that. I like those white ones. That's nasty. You know, you don't like white lifesavers, but like white everything else?

Black lifesavers, mails. better. Okay. Those are the only ones? Okay. What could they be? Black, would they be licorice flavored? What, I mean? They could be whatever they want, Scott. They could be chocolate flavored, Scott. Oh, that's true. They wanted to switch it up. I'm sorry, I didn't mean to offend you, Andre. By the way, what race are you? Have we ever established it? All of them. Everything. You got a little bit of. O.J., you all black. You are blackety black, black. You know, people have said otherwise over the years.

OJ, I'm looking at you. You're black? I've always thought, O.J., that I could relate to you, though. You thought that you could relate to me, Scott? Yeah, you know, you're one of the, you're, uh, how do I phrase this? You're going to say one of the good ones? No, no, no, no. Just, uh, you're, uh, you heard it at first.

Scott Ociman says, OJ Simpson, one of the good ones. You're just an American success story and something that we can all aspire to be. Scott, I tell you, I appreciate that tenfold, a hundredfold, almost as many folds as how many N95 masks I have sitting in my basement, which is quite damp. So some of them may be getting a little... So a little molds in those folds, yeah. Yeah, some mold in those folds. Yeah. Roger, I have to ask, any other details here on your Goose Tycoon documentary or what's been going on there?

Well, yeah, I mean, I do also sing. Oh, much like, what's his name, Joe Exotic? Joe Exotic. Roger Peculiar also has a singing career. What do you get Roger from Joe? I didn't get it from him. No, it's from your mom. I'm older than him.

Right, right. So, but you sing, though. I do sing. Yeah, I got a few songs. I got one out called Goose Man. Let's hear a little bit. All right, you want to hear it? Yeah, I certainly do.

Hey now. you're a goose man get your game on go play so that's how that one goes it's not even go what now doesn't even rhyme with all-star what is it rhyme with what all-star i don't know what you're talking about the all-stars like the baseball team are the little good boys NBA all-stars what's one of your other songs roger this one's called mom goose bit my finger okay hey now Goose bit my finger Get your game on Go play

What do I think about that one I think it's a hit I'm not I can argue anymore I love them These are my favorite kind of songs Where they have different beginnings But all the same second line Well you're gonna like this next one

Because it's nothing like the first two A lot of people are saying The first two are similar This last one is completely different What's it called? Last one. You all got three songs. It's not exactly a large uvra.

Yeah, I come with numbered only a few songs. But this one's called beaks are just hard mouths. Let's hear it. All that glitters is gold. Only shooting stars break the mold. You didn't change anything. of the lyrics on that one. I love it.

Thank you. That's the beginning of that song. Roger, any other funny things? Yeah. Roger, do you have nine or ten more songs to take us out of this thing? Well, I did.

Roger, I hope you came with a lot of fucking ideas. I did, I need to go back a little bit, but I did run for mayor. I ran for mayor And I lost to a man With 1,000 face piercings Is that something to take us out on Roger, are you married?

I Well, I'm glad you brought that up Because I Of course Tiger King Had three boyfriends over the course of the documentary Husbands, husbands I had two husbands and one boyfriend at the end But I'm also playing the field

The only problem is the field is empty And no one comes to my field So you don't have Is that a long way of saying no? Well, I was involved in a threesome recently I guess you could call it a love triangle It's a married couple that I met at a bar That asked me to leave them alone

When I send them a chicken finger plate from the Dairy Queen You were out of bar? We used to call that a cluck situation. Yeah, I was getting clucked. So you were... Cluck holding. You were at a bar and you called the Dairy Queen and had them send over a plate?

I'm always packing a chicken finger plate with the white gravy from Dairy Queen. Yes, Dairy Queen. We're running out of time. We just have time for one final feature on the show, and that's a little something called plugs. I need to know what you'll do. all the time I need to know your Twitter handle too

I need your plug Oh baby baby yeah I need your plug Baby baby yeah I need your love Oh baby baby baby Yeah I need your plug Because you got plugs to give And I don't want to live without blood Ooh, very nice.

That was, I Need Your Plugs by Mark Sharts. Ooh, don't like that name, but thank you to Mark Sharts. All right, guys, what do we plug in? Obviously, not a lot going on in the field of entertainment other than with things that are being beamed directly to people's houses. But, Gina, what do you have to plug? Oh, I've just been listening to this comedian from Long Island named John Gabris, his podcast. this true story his he actually is in a painting in uh in the mama gina's pizzeria upstairs so if you happen to live in long island go to mamma ginas and see if you can find my favorite comedian john

gabers painted somewhere on the role of mama jeans it's thrilling for me at have one yes a huge fan of john gabers everyone loves this guy he's got a podcast called high and mighty and then also one where he talks about action movies called action boys at action boys dot biz boys has got a z biz And he's lucky because he can keep working throughout this, not making any money, but he's working his ass off. Very good. All right. Antre, what are you plugging? You know, I would like to plug hand washing, staying inside. Hand washing with what, though? How do you wash your hands? I think everyone's going to need to get in touch with me, something that creates suds, suds and water.

You guys all have water. Hand washing, staying. inside you know oh sud's like the like the head of a beer we like beer right top of a beer where it's hoppy because y'all like beers i love beer like y'all like you like you like beers okay and um you know uh you could find uh me and my friends on the internet yeah uh-huh we can find you on the internet okay very good yeah oh j do you drink beer do you like it with or without head i'll tell you what i love ed do you like your beer with the without head do you like your beer Headless? I call it neck.

How do you feel about the rhyme protect your neck? Oh, that's another good rhyme. I like a good beer with a good two inches a head on it. Two inches of neck. OJ, are you a film lover, by the way? Oh, I love film. Do you ever, do you like the Oscars here? You know, when they give away those, the Gold Man?

Oh, Oscar. Yeah, do you like the Gold Man? The Gold Man? You know, I'm more of. of a fan of the Golden Globe. Okay. Sure. Of course.

OJ, do you have, are you going to plug anything? You know, you could catch me here in Viva, Las Vegas, Sin City, where anything is possible playing on the green

or, you know, I'm a natural born football player, but I also love basketball. And I like listening to this Patreon podcast, called the flagrant ones, and they're still pumping it out even during this time of turmoil. And their names are Hayes-Davenport, Sean Clements, and Carl Tart. Oh, those men.

You got to just, you got to pay a little $5 fee, but that's not much, you know? I put it this way. You pay $5, and I'll send you one of my N95 masks, as long as you pay $5 to the Patreon and also to me. Now is it going to be one of the soaking wet masks? All of them are soaking wet. I turned my basement into a steam room because, you know, it gets pretty hot and dry out here in Las Vegas. And so I have to, you know, keep steam in my body to make sure my skin doesn't clog all the way up. And I get no acne bumps on my face.

I'm just saying, take care. Of course, yes. How about the goose tycoon himself, Roger Peculiar? What are you plugging? Of course, if you work at the iPhone app wallet, please buy goose tycooed. Um, and if you hate Carol Baskin, you will love. Who is by the way, your, my Carol Baskins is, of course, Angela Dup. Did I hear some papers rustling?

No. No, you didn't. Uh, but if you hate Carol Baskin, you will love the teachers lounge, which is a podcast you can listen to. And also, if you love Joe. Exotic, you will also love the other two, which is on iTunes. Oh, that's right. It's a great time to catch up on those

things, now that we have so much time on our hands. I just want to plug well, I want to remind you, we talked about this Monday, but our Arizona shows, which were supposed to be in about a month, they got pushed. We rescheduled them for September, so we'll be September 18th in Tucson and September 19th in Phoenix.

Oh, that's great. I'm free in September. Oh, great. Okay. Well, come by and watch. You know, I'm free, too, as well. If it's early, yeah, I'll be, yeah. Well, yeah, Entree, I was going to say, like, the thing that you normally work on, is that ever even going to come back this year, or? My friends, one woman, show great black women, and then there's me. I know that's what you're asking about.

Oh, sure. Yeah. That one, no, haven't done it in some time. I don't think that's coming back in 2020. Yeah. Are you going to come, Scott? Are you going to find the scene? to come, yeah. Okay, well, UCB has been shut down for the time. Oh, no. You know, my friend says

she's willing to come to your house, stand six feet from you, and do the one woman's show. How she just needs a table. She just let us do improv at your house, Scott. Please. I don't know. Come on, Scott, please. That other thing, that other thing might be back. The other thing, there might be an episode. One episode. All right, we may see it. All right, let's close up the old plug bag. You start with a C when you want to close it up. You lead with an L and then you owe. Open up the plug bag.

Open it up. Take your hands and open it up. Then her ratio comes and then he just says. They're lonely on my life You're in the danger of paradise Let's stay in all our lives It's in the night of paradise Open up the plug bag

Open it up that block bag Open it up Open it up Open it up Open it up Open it up Open up the plug back Open up the plug bag

Everybody wants to open up the plug back Everybody wants to open up the plug back Just keep it fucking open up to bug, open, up to above. Oh, oh, open it up, open it up, open it, open it up, open it, the listeners. Gino, thanks so much. I hope that the devilish person who has imprisoned you releases you at some point, because I'd love to have you back on the show. I'd love it if he gave me a full release.

It would be amazing. Okay, we'll see if we could arrange that for you. Entree, so great to see you. Please come back. Wonderful to see you, Scott. Maybe at some point you'll pitch something ovular or circular. I did a cylindrical object today. Okay, very good, very good.

OJ, oh my gosh, what a fan. What a pleasure to have you on the show. Scott, I just want to say you're a gym and a scholar, and I'm lucky to be joined with you, joined at the hip. Scott Alckerman, O.J. Simpson. I love that. The bond can never be broken. I would love comedy bang, bang,

to always be associated with you, OJ. And I would love for it to be myself, my man. I'm just saying, you take care. Okay, but before we take care, I want to thank, what's the parody of Joe? Roger Pachulio. Roger Perculeo. Roger Pucleo.

All right, thanks, everyone. we'll see you next time. Thanks. Bye. And cut. We got it. That's a wrap.