Comedy Bang Bang: The Podcast - Bonus Bang: Lily Sullivan, Carl Tart, Ego Nwodim (I Love Lily)

Episode Date: July 24, 2025

This week's Bonus Bang is the third in our "I Love Lily" series titled “Oi Noi, BB Bridgers”. Bicky from the Gym joins Scott once again to talk about her new career as a famous Australian actress/model. Then, Hip-Hop superstar MC Sugar Butt returns to sell some of his Herbalife products. Plus, Pastor Pasta is back to push more pasta. (Originally released as episode #739 on 1/9/2022) Get access to all the podcasts you love, music channels and radio shows with the SiriusXM App! Get 3 months free using this show link: https://siriusxm.com/cbb 

Hey everyone, this is Scott Aukerman, and welcome to another Bonus Bang! Bonus Bangs being, of course, where we are re-releasing fantastic episodes of Comedy Bang Bang from behind the paywall. Now this week we are releasing another episode in the I Love Lily series. This is a series that features Lily Sullivan. Lily Sullivan has played 47 different characters on the podcast, and this week we're featuring another heavy hitter. This is an episode called,

OY NOIR, B.B. BRIDGERS. And it was originally released as episode 739 on January 9th, 2022. It features Lily's beloved character, Bickey, from the gym, she's an Australian gym employee. Now this episode also features Carl Tart as MC Sugar Butt and Italiano Jones, by the way, as well as Eggo Wodom as Pastor Pasta. If you enjoy this and you want to hear other great episodes of Comedy Bang Bang, become a subscriber at CBBWorld.com. We have all of the past episodes from the

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And welcome to Comedy Bang Bang for another edition. We are very deep into January, 2022. We have an exciting show for you today. My name is Scott Ackerman and we have such a good show for you today. I think you're really gonna love this. You're gonna wanna listen to it at half speed to really make it last, to really make it last twice as long.

This is an incredible episode. Coming up a little later, we have a man of the cloth. We have a man of the cloth coming a little later. Boy, that's exciting. I love to talk about the big issues and, you know, is there a God, is there not a God? That's about all the big issues I can think of. We also have a hip hop superstar coming up

and that is exciting. That'll be a little bit later on the show. But first, let's get to our first guest. She's been on the show before. This is of course, in 2020, it was the show where we talked to interesting people. And then in 2021, it was Humanities Podcast. And I believe the Animal Kingdom became a part of that

as well as the Humanity and the Animal Kingdoms podcast. I'm not sure what it is in 2022, but you know, last week we had a robot on and this week we have someone who works at a gym. So you know, I don't know, we used to have big guests. I remember Paul Rudd came on in the first couple years. We had, who's the, who's the, Conan O'Brien a few years back. Now we have someone who works at a gym. And we had a robot last week. All right, well, anyway, let's get to her.

She's been on the show several times before. She works at a gym, I think I mentioned that. Please welcome Becky. Hi, Scott, thanks so much for having me, Bic. Hi, Becky. Hi, hi. Is your name Becky, I'm realizing, but you pronounce it Bicky? It's Bicky. So it's actually spelled B-I

Oh, yeah, Biki. Biki from the gym. I think the wiki is wrong and that's spelled W-I-K-I Oh, no, it's Biki. It's Biki. Oh, okay Biki. I'm sorry. I'm pronouncing I've been pronouncing it wrong. I was saying Becky Biki. You can't even say Becky. Biki. B Becky. I think I'm saying it. Becky. Yeah, you sort of are. Yeah. Welcome back. Thank you for having me. Yeah, welcome back to the show.

You haven't been on in probably a year and some? Oh, yeah. No, it's been a long time for me. Well, you know, Jim's all closed down when this pandemic started. So I can only imagine you've been out of work. Sorry, Scott. That actually, it was like a whirlwind for me.

In what way? Completely uprooted my life. My life is totally different now. So whirlwinds, you're saying- Whirlwind. You're saying whirlwinds uproot lives, much like they do trees and houses. Absolutely.

So for me, obviously, you know, I was working at Total Fitness, I was wiping Dean the Fitness. I was wiping in the machine. Was it Total Fitness or 24-hour Fitness? 24-hour Total Fitness. Oh, that's the same company? So the companies combined over the pandemic.

Oh, they did? They were like, why not work together? I mean, if you have fitness for 24 hours, that's the total amount of fitness you can get. So I mean, why shouldn't these companies combine? They were like, we shouldn't these companies combine? They were like, we don't want it to just be total and we don't want it to just be 24 hour. We want it to be totally 24 hour.

Oh, is it called totally 24 hour fitness now? It is, yeah, that's what it's called now. Well, congratulations. Yeah, so obviously, you know, I was working with my boss, Shin-en, she's a total bitch. Right, right. Yes, we've talked about her before.

If you haven't heard Biccy's last few appearances, you sort of feud with Shannon at the gym. Shannon's always like, you're not wiping down the machines correctly. What is the correct way to wipe down a machine? I feel like if you- Clockwise. Oh, if you do it counterclockwise, dirt still stays on?

Yeah, there's actually, you put more dirt on the machine. No. It's filthy. It's fucking disgusting, there's actually, you put more dirt on the machine. No! It's filthy. It's like an disgusting scone. No. So you were wiping, basically Shannon, I don't wanna call her what you called her. Because she's a bitch.

By the way, are you saying betch? It's just the way you say it. I am saying bitch. Oh, okay, that's a totally different word. Beet! So she and you have been feuding. Yeah. And what's been going, so then did the,

everything shut down? Yeah, so, okay, so basically what happened was one day, I'm in the sneak room, you know, where I was. What? The sneak room. What? The sneak room. Oh, the snack room.

I thought you were trying to say Omicron, but. I was in the sneak room, and just having some of my Funyuns, and somebody comes in and they say, Omicron's coming. Were they panicked, like one of those whirlwinds you were talking about was coming? Yeah, they came in like a whirlwind, spinning, spinning, Oh, Omicron's coming, Omicron's coming, everybody in their chairs. I guess I was trying to say, were they as afraid of Omicron as one would be of a whirlwind,

not that they were spinning themselves. But strangely enough I hit on exactly what happened. They were spinning around in a circle? Exactly what happened, yeah. And I said, oh my gosh I gotta get outta here! And I start spinning, you know, and I spin my way outta there. Is that what everyone does in this gym? They traverse from room to room in this gym by spinning?

It's a great workout. I guess I mean spinning classes they taught you everything Right. Oh interesting. Yes, and maybe you should go and take a class sometime. Hmm So why did you look down at my body when you said that? So then I go outside that day and I'm kind of like what the fuck am I gonna do? You know, the gym is closed my whole life is abroded Yeah, because you you were living. Yeah, you were living. I used to sleep in the snake room right the snake room the snack room Yes, yes used to sleep there, and did you also have another job? No, that's someone else I would know who works at Ed Debevix

Maybe I worked there did I I don't know I know, maybe someone worked at the Eddebivix. I would go to the Eddebivix next door and I kind of was having a little flirty thing with some of the waitresses there maybe. But I used to go through my pity melt every day to the Eddebivix. Your pity melt. But Eddebivix closed down that day too. Everything's closed down, restaurants, gyms. Even restaurants and gyms.

So I'm like, what the heck am I gonna do? Even restaurants and gyms. And this guy comes up to me, totally random. You're outside at this point, you're not in the snack room. I'm inside. He says, I'm an agent. Whoa.

Slish manager. I don't think you can be both, but okay. I'm an agent slish manager, and you are one of the most beautiful people I've ever seen in my life. So he was saying man or woman or other, just beautiful. Just stunning. Wow.

And I said, oh my gosh, I had no idea. I had absolutely no idea. Wow. And he- You had no idea that you were so attractive to this guy. Like I knew- I mean, you never met him. How would you know you were so attractive to this guy. Like I knew. I mean you never met him, how would you know that you're attractive to this guy?

Well, but I'm attractive on a universal level Scott. Oh, oh, oh. It's not just to this guy. I see. You think that everyone finds you attractive, not just this guy. I don't think Scott. I am universally an absolutely good looking person. Oh, okay. So I just didn't know it because I'm humble. Yeah, I didn't know either, I guess,

cause I'd looked at you. Excuse me? I mean, you're fine. Okay, so anyway, he says to me, I'm about to make your life totally different. I said, thank God. Can I go back to this? Cause I'm just surprised. Cause you, I like, basically when guests come in, to this? Because I'm just surprised. Because you, I like basically when guests come in and this is something I've never

admitted on the show but I sort of mentally put them into like category. Sure. Ugo or not ugo and you've always been in the ugo category to be so it's like I'm just surprised that you are. Maybe you need glasses. Oh okay. Yeah. Beer goggles. Beer goggles?, because your vision is all cloudy and messed up. Oh, okay. I beg your pardon. I don't, again, that, you know, the only reason I say this is not to insult you. It's just merely because I'm surprised because of the category I put you in.

Actually, you're not insulting me at all. What actually opens up for me is that of there's something wrong with you. Oh, okay. That could be. Because what this agent has done for my agent search manager is that he basically said, let's make you famous. And I said, oh my god, that guy, I guess. Okay, fine.

Famous for what? As a beautiful person? As an actor-ish model. So he basically is a beautiful person. And he says, let's change your name. Oh. For stage name, because Biccy, you know, it's kind of unusual. Yeah, well, there's also that song about

Becky with the good hair and all that kind of stuff. You don't want those kind of- That's Biccy. I'm talking about Biccy. Oh, you're Biccy, yeah, exactly. But he's still sort of an unusual name. Right. So I said, okay, fine.

What should I go by? He goes, Lily Sullivan. Oh, so he's asking you to change your name to this random kind of, what's the genealogy of this? It's Irish, Lesley. Yeah, so I said, okay, let's change it. And turns out there happens to be another Lily Sullivan, but she's a comedian in Los Angeles. She's not at all famous at all. No, yeah, no. In fact, I know who you're talking about because I've run into her a couple of times

here in Los Angeles. She's all about town and all that. Well, I don't know that she's necessarily out in these streets as much as, you know, some, but she, like, I think that she is, you know, I mean, she's she's I also categorize categorize people in like famous or not famous she's she's been in the not famous column for a long time as long as I've known her pretty well. Okay well so anyway we're not really talking about her though we're talking about me Lily Sullivan. Right. So I am like... So your name is Lily

Sullivan now? My name my stage name is Lily Sullivan. Everybody calls me Bicky, like behind my beak and all that. Behind your back. Well, behind my beak I'm still Bicky. But online and in the movies, because I've already just newsflashed, I've been in a lot of movies already. So in the last year and a half you've been in movies? I have been in movies with Daniel Redcliffe.

Really? I've been in movies with Tony Collette. Tony Collette? I've been in movies with... Othello Ossie. Oh wait no you're not you're not Australian. No I'm from Ohio. Right you just you traveled there for a month. I lived abroad with a female eh? Right. For a month. For a month. 30 days 31 or 28 28? Was it February? It was 28. It was February. Oh, okay. Actually back to the date of writing, you know. Oh, yeah.

Basically, you know. Yeah. Well, I mean, how many years ago? It obviously couldn't have been two or six or 10 because those would have been leap years. And that would have been 29 days. It was seven. Seven years ago? Yeah.

Okay, wow. So anyway, I've also been in movies with a girl from Game of Thrones. I'm doing really good stuff. The girl from Game of Thrones. Wow. Yeah. The one who got sexually assaulted or the other one who got sexually assaulted? Yeah, the one that got double sexually assaulted.

Oh, double. Oh, okay. So then basically what has happened to me though, Scott, is I realized I'm taking off. I am doing so successfully and I'm so young. Yeah, how, I mean, how young are you? I mean- I'm 27. You're 27.

So you lived in Australia in 2015 when you were 20. Yes. And you were born in 1995. These are all your facts? I have, let me pull up my Wikipedia. Be careful you don't look up the other Lily Sullivan's Wikipedia. Oh no, it doesn't exist.

As far as I'm concerned, it doesn't exist. It doesn't exist. Yeah, as Adam Scott once said. Just a couple of things to separate me from Lily Sullivan. First of all, I have like 26,000 followers on Instagram already, Scott. Oh, but you've been in three movies? That doesn't seem like a lot if you've been in three movies. I mean, I have like 26,000 followers on Instagram already, Scott. Oh, and you, but you've been in three movies? That doesn't seem like a lot if you've been in three movies.

I mean, I have like a hundred and whatever and I've been in only Austin Powers, Goldmanner. But this is me just starting out, Scott. Like I'm actually just starting. So think about it that way. Okay. Have these movies come out? These movies that with Daniel Radcliffe and all that? Okay. So the movie with Daniel Radcliffe that I was in. Yeah. Daniel Radcliffe and all that? Okay, so the movie with Daniel Radcliffe that I was in...

Yeah. Please say it on your diet, like... By the way, he's filmed him's Harry Potter. That's how a lot of people know him. So if you're out there listening and you don't know who we're talking about, who is this Daniel Radcliffe? Daniel Radcliffe. He's in films, he's the boy who lived. I'm trying to look up my movies, because there's so many at point. I'm kind of forgetting. Okay, but I was in you know mental

mental That was your Tony Collette, okay What is mental about? Let's take a look cuz it's getting I'm sorry, you know You don't even remember what it was about. I kind of... It was all just a big to big. I was in this movie. Yeah.

When you're in a movie, do you... I mean, you're being cast because you're ostensibly beautiful? Is that what... Exactly. So Scott, again, I'm fucking gorgeous. I'm about... I say five-eight. I'm a hundred...

Five-eight? Five-eight. Oh, so you're five-eight. I'm five-eight. Oh, that's tall. Five eight? Five eight. Oh, so you're five eight. I'm five eight. Oh, that's tall. Yeah, that's tall.

Lily Sullivan, the American comedian girl. Right, right, from Chicago. Yeah, she's like five two. Five two, really? It's sick, it's disgusting. I'm about hundred. I heard she like, when she sits in a chair, she like pulls her little legs up and goes cross legged on a chair. And the weird thing that I heard she like, when she sits in a chair, she like pulls her little legs up

and goes cross-legged on a chair. And the weird thing that I heard about her is she asks permission if she can do it from the homeowner. I actually don't think that's that weird because I think with her, she was probably being polite. Didn't know she could put her shoes on your couch. Well, the shoe part of it, okay, so you're hitting on what her thing is,

but the shoe part of it, I, so you're hitting on what her thing is, but the shoe part of it, I didn't realize was the real question. Like hey, it wasn't posed to me as can I put my shoes on your chair? It was can I cross my legs? Which is just a strange question to ask permission of. Well, you know, women in this country and all across the world actually, Scott, wake up. Yeah. Even in Australia.

Even in Australia. I thought Morpheus was here. They have to deal with, they have to deal with sexism. And so what happens is they start asking permission for everything. Yeah. And it's kind of ingrained in them. It's sort of fucked up. So for you, maybe you should think about that.

It's better to ask for forgiveness than it is for permission. I wish, I think in 2022, women all over the world, not just here. I think men should ask for forgiveness. Okay. All right. I think men should ask for... For what? For...

What did we do? For everything that you guys do. Everything? Yeah, the way you waltz around, why you twirl about the room. Okay, you saw me setting up here okay and that's I didn't realize you were watching me first of all the way you sitting in your little chair with your little your little croc baits they're a sponsor of my other show must

be nice yeah so you you you don't remember what any of these movies were about you only remember the title of one of them. But I can tell you, no, I can tell you the titles of the movies. Okay. But I don't want to get into the plots or who was in it with me. Mental. Rake. Rake?

Galore. Galore? What are these movies about? Camp. Galoric Amp. Camp. Oh, Camp. Sucker. Sucker. Jungle. Jungle. What are these movies about? Camp! Galoric Amp! Camp! Oh Camp! Sucker!

Sucker! Jungle! Jungle! Why are all these movies that one word title? Rompestomper! Rompestomper, there's a two word title. Picnic at... Picnic?

Picnic at Hanging Rock! You were in Picnic at Hanging Rock? Yeah, you know you? Oh okay, no I have heard of that one. I play Marinda. Oh. Okay. I was in Picnic at Hanging Rock. You were in Picnic at Hanging Rock? Yeah, you know you? I play Marinda. Oh, okay. So you know who I am. No, I didn't happen to see it, but I...

Dark Place. I play Sally. Silly? Dark Place. Boy, that sounds like a good movie. Bark Skins? Bark. Bark? Yeah. Skin. Bark skins? Bark skins?

What could bark skins possibly be about? I play Delphine in that. Okay. So you've been in a lot of movies. I mean, it sounds like you're not even done with your list. I met a girl. I met a girl. I play Lucy.

And then 2022, this is the one that's coming out for me. Oh, okay. Evil Dead Rise. Evil Dead Rise. So you's coming out for me. Oh, okay. Evil Dead Rise. Evil Dead Rise. So you're here to promote that? Yes, exactly. I play Beth. Beth?

Beth. Okay, well, what a career you have. So yeah, I'm doing- Is that part of the Evil Dead franchise or it's- Yeah. Okay. So again, my name, we gave me a middle name because I think it feels more realistic. Yeah, realistic. For my stage name.

Oh, okay. So what's your middle name in your... Lily Jane Sullivan, but Jane is spelled with Hawaii. Oh, okay. Lily Jane Sullivan. So you're Lily Jane Sullivan now. Exactly. Not Becky.

Not Becky, okay. I was born the 8th of September, 1994. Oh, okay. And I grew up, you know, we kind of created a little big story for me because you know the Ohio thing wasn't so cute. Right. So this is that I grew up in Queensland. Queensland, oh okay, so that's a fake story that basically... That me and my manager, my manager Garth. I'm realizing this is a real person, that you're a real person now. Yeah, now you know. I am real.

Okay, because I just looked this up on Wikipedia. Yeah, you played coral and mental. Yes. Okay, and looking at you online, yeah, I mean- I'm hot. I'm very beautiful. I'm fucking hot. Weird that you look the way you look in person when your picture's online.

My makeup can do incredible things, but I'm also, like I said, Scott, there's something wrong with your eyes. We gotta get them checked out. Yeah, okay, well congratulations. What a career you have. I mean, you're 27 years old, and you were the runner up in the 2015 Heath Ledger

scholarship to attend Screenwise Film and Television School. That's all made up. And no, that's real. You're just, oh wait, that part of it is true? That's real. I just did a crash course. I did a weekend. Oh, really? Oh, I mean, how many hours can you do on a weekend? I did 27,000. Oh my gosh. Well, hey. Minutes.

Minutes. Oh, got it, got it, got it. Do you want to try, can you show me some of your acting stuff? By the way, if you hear that beeping, I'm getting a delivery here during, in the middle of the show. Oh yeah, Instacart is getting here huh, Scott? Yeah, they're backing the truck up. Wow, you've got so much stuff. I just basically was like, everything in the store, just give me one of everything.

Wow. You know, like even these peas, I'm like one pea. I have you tip them, Scott. Because I don't think very many men tip. They're allowed to keep one thing out of everything that they picked out. It's so generous. Their choice, by the way, their choice.

Hey, so what do they usually take? Usually they take a green bean. Just one? Yeah, well, I only want one. I don't know, Scott, I think they want to take more. They must feel weird or something. Well, I let them know, you can take anything. It can be the biggest thing. It can be the most expensive thing, but like take one thing of anything that's in a store. Boy, that is

really backing up here. It's really loud. It's got in such a big order. You really got a lot of stuff. They have to back up so far because it's such a big order. They had to keep backing up because they were, you know, they get close to the house and they can just dump it all on your lawn. Exactly. All right. Well, Lily Sullivan, Lily James Sullivan.

Yes. It's great to have you on the show. Thank you for having me. Welcome back. And do you think you'll ever go back to the gym? Well, it reminds me to be saying at this point, my career is so successful. I can imagine going back and wiping down the machines. Do you really make a lot of money being a model slash actress?

You know what I mean? It seems like sag minimum to work on a film is like what? Like $1,300 a day or something like that. Well, I know I'm making more money than the other Lily Sullivan. Yeah, probably. Wonderful. Well, it's great to have you. We need to get to our next guest, if that's OK.

Yeah, that's OK. Yeah. Well, he's been on the show before. Now, this is OK. So, you know, our next guest if that's okay. Yeah, that's okay. Yeah, well, uh, he's been on the show before. Now this is, okay, so, you know, maybe I should have started with this guy because, like, you know, usually on the show we start with the most famous person and instead on this show we started with a person who works at a gym. Well, but now you are famous.

I am famous, so you're welcome. Okay, so you'll be the first guest. That's good. I am the first guest. I've already been the first guest. Oh, that's right. We already talked. Are you gonna edit it? I'm not gonna edit you out. I's good. It all makes sense. I am the first guest. I've already been the first guest. Oh, that's right. We already talked. Are you gonna edit it? I'm not gonna edit you out. I've decided. I've just decided. Oh, thank God.

Okay. Well, he is a hip hop superstar, or at least he was until he went into a coma back in, I believe, 1983 or 1984, somewhere around there. And he woke up out of the coma a couple of ago. Please welcome back to the show MC Sugar Butt. I said, I eat your vegetables and drink your milk. Wear your jeans and a shirt of silk. Hey.

What's happening, Scotty D? Hey. Play it on me. Oh, jeans and a shirt of silk. That sounds so comfy and nice. The best of both worlds. It's real comfy. Because you got a shirt made of silk.

And most people don't bother looking below the waist. You know what I mean? So you look fancy, but then you're so comfy below the waist. You know what it is. It's a nice mix of like a blue collar on the bottom, fancy little bitch up top. Yeah, blue collar on the bottom and a bitch up top.

When I want ice cream, I hit the ice cream shop. This is a real glimpse into the creative process here. I mean, you gave her one of those prompts you were talking about. Yes, like, that was fantastic. Wow, MC Sugarbutt, it's great to see you. What's happening, Scottie D? Play it on me. Give me a high F-I-V-E.

I will. Here you go. There you go, my man. MC Sugarbutt, now you were in a coma. That's right. Back in the early 80s, is that right? Let me tell you about me, Scottie D. I went into a coma in 1983. And what put you into the coma?

Did something fall on your head? What happened? A woman. A woman put you into that coma? Yeah, she fell on me at a televangelist event. Wow! I don't know that we've ever talked about this before. This is very much... Oh yeah, oh okay.

I have to say it's very much like a man to blame his calm on a woman. Who else can I blame? Who else did I blame it on? Well, did someone push her? No, she just started bleeding the blood of Jesus. Oh, so she was having, she was like speaking in tongues and having a moment. And fell backwards on me. She fell backwards on you.

Knocked me out. Should you have been prepared for that? Probably. I mean, when you go to one of those televangelist events, aren't you all, shouldn't you always be on the lookout, like, you know, someone watching your six for someone like, you know, speaking in tongues and falling on you? Consider it a lesson learned not a bridge bird Everyone's always whirlwind being around in there. Sure. Yeah, so what?

So you were in the coma for God I feel like the first time you were on the show was like five years or so ago Mm-hmm. And so you missed basically all of hip-hop You were one of the the forefathers of hip hop. You were out there in the early days. I was. Much like Cal Solomon. I started it. I started it.

I didn't finish it. No, no, I mean it's not over. Minute to finish it. So you basically missed all of the updating of the styles of hip hop. Yes, that's correct. Wow. Let me tell you about me, Scotty D.

I got a new J-O-B. I don't have a husband, don't have a wife. I came here to sell you some Herbalife. Oh, you're an Herbalife salesperson now. That's right. Wait, I have a quick question. Is your meal nine, like, stars with a day or something? It actually does, but I-

What is your middle name? David, but I don't know why he calls me Scotty D. Because your middle name is David, Scotty D. But you didn't know that. Give me a high F-I-V-E. All right, here we go. Wow. You gonna keep touching me doing C-O-V.

So you sell Herbalife now. Congratulations. That's right.balife now. Congratulations. That's right. That's right. And I came to bring you in tonight. So what, what, what have you got? Yeah. I noticed you brought some products here. What do you, what do you have? This is a morning shake. Okay. Oh, morning shake. So I wake up in the morning and I down it.

Yeah, you're down this in the morning. You know, that's interesting because usually I have an evening shake. Shaking shake. When I go to the burger store for dinner, I always have my shake as my drink instead of a cola. I do. That's unhealthy. Unhealthy.

It is unhealthy. But now you're saying I can have a morning shake with Herbalife. An afternoon shake and an evening shake. Wait, so I don't get to eat anything other than shakes? That's all you do. That's all you do. And you lose a pound, maybe one or two. I want to lose more than one or two pounds.

Honestly, I couldn't lose another pound if I lost more pounds. Everyone would be like, what's going on? She looks toe skinny. Yeah, too tall, too skinny. Her feet are so long. Too much like a model. Who is this? Wait a minute. Did you play Carl in Mental? I did.

You saw it. Were you in Rumpa Stomper? I was in Rumpa Stomper. Oh my god, you got a celebrity here, Scott. I mean, yeah, I was the celebrity guest leading off the show every week. Those films was how I woke up out of my coma. Oh, wait, so they played those films to you while you were in the coma

that made you want to wake up? Where am I? It was probably my monologue that got you, my mental monologue. Oh, yeah. Do it for me. Yeah, let's hear it. It's been too long, Jeffrey. I don't know what I'm going to do. I'm losing my mind! And that's when I woke up. Where am I? So is someone losing their mind?

Someone's losing their mind. So that's the thing that triggered you out of your... If anyone had ever lost their mind in the room with you, that would have woken you up decades earlier. Yeah, that's all they had to do. Instead they were coming into the in the hospital room probably being like, We don't want to wake him. It seems to be like if you're going into someone's room where they're in a coma, you do want to wake them.

I would be walking into these rooms like shouting and going wake up wake, wake up, wake up, like throwing water in their face. But instead, you know, at hospitals, that's what they do. They're gonna whisper, whoa, be careful. Don't wake them up. So you, you sell this Herbalife and what? And then. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Forgive me for the question, the phrase of the question. I just, there's got to be more to this. Oh yeah, there's a lot more. There's an afternoon shake. I know, we covered that. We covered that already.

Wait, what's in the shakes? I do wanna know ingredients. Ingredients? I'd love to hear. Okay, vanilla. Okay. Chocolate, strawberry, cookies and cream. Make you scream.

Why, is this all these fiveies in one, Shaq? Nope. All separate. So cookies and cream are both separate flavors. Ooh, I'd love to taste the cream one. I'd love to taste the cookie one. It's a cookie and a cream. And if you sell it, it'll be yours if you know what I mean. I'd love to taste the cream one. I'd love to taste the cookie one. It's a cookie and a cream.

And if you sell it, it'll be yours if you know what I mean. I don't. Why, do we have to sell it? Yes. Oh, I thought I was going to drink it. Oh, you get to drink it too. See, first I sell one to you and then you sell one too. Okay, so this is a thing where you're trying to recruit people.

This is like... No, don't make it sound like that. Okay, it's is a thing where you're trying to recruit people. This is like... No, don't make it sound like that. Okay, it's not a pyramid. Don't make it sound like these cards, don't you dare. Just like a man. A man always trying to start a pyramid scheme, am I right? Always. These men talking about pyramids.

You know what? The pharaohs, who were all men, they created some of the best pyramid schemes. The slaves did. Oh, how dare you. As if some of them weren't any meaningful. But they were the brains of the operation. Oh, my God, I'm fucking sick over here. I'm sick too.

I'm mental. Starring. Coral. So how have sales been going? I mean... Did you see the car that I pulled up? No, you didn't hear all that beeping. Oh, wait, that was you. Yeah, it was still going on when you came in here.

Yeah, it was the longest cab ever seen in my life. Well, that's a stretch. What is that? A stretch 18 wheeler. Whoa, why do they have to stretch those? You got the 18 wheeler in the back and in the front it's a stretch limo dragging it. Wow, that is incredible. I mean, in the front is a stretch limo dragging big truck?

Yeah. Okay, that makes a lot of sense because it was so much beeping. So much beeping, but that's how long it is. Yeah, wow. Long, it's a long daddy. And that's what I pulled up in here. All thanks to Herbalife.

Wow. That could be you and you and you and you. So how many do you have to sell? Like how many shakes do you have to sell to get that kind of car? When I see, I sell one to you. You sell two to her. Okay. She sells four to anybody else.

And I get a long hearse. Okay. A hearse. I think it won't rhyme at all. Wait, when you die, you mean? When I die. But while I'm living, I get a stretch limo with an 18-wheeler on the back.

Imagine you and Toni Collette and everybody from Game of Thrones sitting around drinking a cream shake or maybe even a cookie. I'm also friends with Jerry from Succession. Whoa! Wait, which one is that? Jerry... I don't know.

The older woman who sleeps with Raymond? Oh, I just want to hear you say it. You think she's older? Oh, you're six, God. I see what you just did there. Oh, so that's how you judge women on their age. She's older than she, for God sakes. She's older than the other toe siblings, Ryman and whatever, Randall and Roman. Right, it's weird that that's the first thing you would say to describe her. I would describe her as the vivacious, beautiful woman who's in charge

of that company sometimes. I know you're guest slidin' me, I can see it. Ryman? Where's God? There's a man named Ryman on there? I be Ryming. When I read a book, I turn the page. Why did you describe that woman by her age? Those weren't connected at all. That's a good book reading process though, turn the pages. Yeah. Otherwise, you're stuck on the first page the entire time. You just read it over and over and over.

Over and over and over again. Not me, I have a kindle. I got eight kindles from selling Herbalife. Really? You have a stretch kindle, you were telling me. I got a Kindle. I got eight Kindles from selling Herbalife. Really? You have a stretch Kindle you were telling me. I got a stretch Kindle. A 18 wheel Kindle.

It's like, a stretch Kindle is just a very long Kindle that you could read like a scroll. I guess like the entire book. I don't never have to flip a page. I just read the whole book. Wow. That just keeps going and going. Wow. Well, MC Sugar Butt, we need to take a break.

Does that surprise you? Oh my god, a break. Better get a do a rhyme for that, right? Yeah, do you want to? You want me to send us to break? Yeah, send us to break here. Because when we come back, we have a man of the cloth. But before we go to break, MC Sugar Butt here

is going to send us to break with one of his MC sugar butt rhymes Well, I work at a factory that's not cheesecake and right now we gotta take a break. You don't work at a factory You're just lying in your rhymes Wow Okay, I didn't realize that every rapper lies every single rap All of them dirty dog lies Okay Even Wyclef? Wyclef too No I didn't realize that. Every rapper lies? Every single rapper? All of them dirty dog lies. Okay. Even Wyclef?

Wyclef too. No. He was never going to November. He was in the basement the entire time. All right. We need to take a break. When we come back, boy, this is exciting. We have a man of the cloth. We'll also have more with Bickey, AKA Lily James Sullivan and- Jane.

Jane. Oh, Jane. Did you say James? Yes, I don't know. Lily Jane. Lily Jane Sullivan, also MC Sugar Bud, we'll be right back with more Comedy Bang Bang after this. No, no, no, no. Yeah. No, no, no, no.

Comedy Bang Bang, we're back. We have Bickey from the gym, AKA Lily Jane Sullivan. Why'd you roll your eyes like that? I was trying to remember, I'm looking up into my mind palace. Why'd you roll your eyes like that? I was trying to remember, I'm looking up into my mind palace. I'm not rolling my eyes. That's a great excuse by the way.

It's pretty empty in there. Shut the fuck up. Fucking ugly. Pretty empty palace. You can just make the same joke twice. I did, but I was more specific about it. How much more specific? You said it's pretty empty there and then the second time you said pretty empty pallet. Shut the

fuck up. We also have empty sugar butt. Strawberry chocolate cheesecake. Why is this with the cake again? Strawberry chocolate cheesecake. Does anybody here want a herbalize cake? Is that one of the flavors? Strawberry chocolate cheesecake? Strawberry chocolate cheesecake sounds like so many flavors. Alright, well we need to get to our next guest. And he's been

on the show before. This is very exciting. He was on the show I believe last year with Phoebe Bridgers and he is a man of the cloth. Please welcome to the show, I believe, last year with Phoebe Bridgers, and he is a man of the cloth. Please welcome to the show back for his second appearance, Pastor Pasta. All right. Hello, yes.

And all God's people said what? Hello? Hello. Hello. OK. I'll take care of you. OK, not a church going bunch. Wow, what are we supposed to say?

I don't know. We said hello. Hello, farewell, our veto zain, I do. I do, I do, I do to you and you and you. OK, it is a pleasure to be here. Pasta pasta. Pleasure to have you back. Pasta pasta.

But how you have a certain. It's the Little Caesars pronunciation. Pasta pasta. Yeah, OK. I like what you do. Pasta pasta. But I hate pizza. You hate pizza? What?

I ain't nothing. This is crazy. Yeah. The second episode of Comedy Bang Bang of 2022, we find out that pasta pasta hates pizza? I hate pizza. Oh my god. Oh, it is for low down dirty people who don't

like to eat with utensils. Whoa. I've never thought about it that way, because the crust of the pizza serves as both a serving dish It is for low down dirty people who don't like to eat with your tensils. Whoa! I've never thought about it that way because the crust of the pizza serves as both a serving dish and a napkin sometimes. Wow. Yeah. A napkin. And other various things, but we won't get into it on this here podcast.

Why? What other? No, please. I want to get into it. What other thing? I've used crust, or excuse me, seen crust used. Oh, okay. It's not just a napkin, if you will.

I would like to say less, if I can. No, that's exactly what you said before. I want you to be saying more. Yeah, okay. I'm trying to think about what you could use it for. Besides a napkin? Yeah. You could put it in a shake.

Okay, you could put it in a, well. You like shake? You can shake it in a... You could shake it, you could bake it, okay? But let me tell you what you can't do. You can't fake it unless you made it. Okay. You can't fake it until you made it. Yeah.

So you hate pizza purely on aesthetic grounds of you think it's for lazy people. It pisses me off, frankly. Right, but it tastes good. Yeah, it... Right? I've tasted it one time. I mean, it tastes like pasta, your favorite food, essentially. No, it does not taste like pasta.

Italian food has the same kind of flavor profiles across the board, doesn't it? No. Wow, such a typical guy, I think. It is clear to me you've never been to, as my friend Italiano Jones would say, Italy. You're friends with Italiano Jones? Yeah, we go way back.

We actually went to seminary school together, but then he dropped out to become a lawyer. Really? Yeah. Is he here with you? No. He's not? Well, maybe. I don't know.

Well, shit, maybe. I can't say where he is. I haven't talked to him in a few weeks. Scott, really? Yeah. Scott, let me in. Oh my God, he's Italiano. Come on in.

Hey, Italiano, come on out. And we're down here. I rode him with MC Sugarbutt in the back of his 18 wheeler. Scott, let me in! Oh my god, it's Italiano! Come on in! Hey, Italiano, come on out! I rode him with MC Sugarbutt in the back of his 18 wheeler. Oh, you're with MC Sugarbutt, not your friend? Pasta? Look, it's Pasta! Oh my, Pasta Pasta from seminary school. Oh, from seminary school, it is a pleasure to see you.

It's a weird thing. He said that he talked to you two weeks ago. Why are you so surprised? And referring to him as from seminary school. Hello, pastor, pastor. Okay, all right, hello. Hello, hello, farewell, I'll be the same, you do. Oh my God.

Yeah, okay. So yeah, I don't really, it's clear this man never been to Italy, and so I was just- You ain't never been to Italy, Scott? You said you was gonna go. I've never been to Italy. I was supposed to, I had a whole trip booked in- Let me guess, for March 2020?

March 2020. Oh my God. You're a bullshitter. Show us the confirmation number and the tickets. Yeah, I don't wanna say the receipts. I want receipts. Here's all my receipts. I have them in this box that I keep next to me

at all times. You just carry them around, don't you? This is my Italy receipts box. You see, they're all voided, all canceled. And condoms. Well, what does a married man do in carrying condoms? I was going to bring them to Italy. You never know what's going to happen over there.

Oh, this is sickening. This is gross. Have you ever been injured doing unprotected sex? Yes, I have, actually. Injured? Well, I will fight for you. Now, what kind of injuries, though, Italiano? Because, uh.

Have you ever? What kind of injuries? Have you ever been having unprotected sex when an alligator walks in your room and sees that you're having unprotected sex, but it happens to be his wife, and so he decides to bite you right on the tip of your feet. So somebody's... Excuse me. So the alligator married to a human or the alligator's married to another gator girl?

Have you ever been having sex with a gator girl? Unprotectedly? I have, I have. But she went to Florida State. And I called her a gator girl. Also had a Hoya chick. She went to Florida State? The Seminoles? She didn't?

Do you need to wear protection when you're having sex with an animal? University, I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. Scott, I'm fucking sick tomorrow. I'm sorry. There's no fear of like, making a baby. I'm so sorry. This is gonna sick tomorrow. I'm sorry. There's no fear of like, making a baby. I'm so sorry.

This is gonna be a big problem for me. She went to University of Florida. My pardon. Oh, okay. My pardon, my pardon, okay. I never say bad, my bad, because everything with me is all good. And if you hear me, that's right. what would God's people say?

Can I just address something? Please, yeah. Pastor Basta, this is your time. We want you to say whatever you want to say. Everybody is coughing, but they claiming they don't have COVID. I don't have COVID. I may. For Christ's sake. You might.

I just got back from Italy today. Oh, no. I'm still waiting on the results of my VCR. Well, we're all going to get it then. The results of your VCR. The results of my VCR. I'm still waiting on the results of my VCR. Well, we're all going to get it then. The results of your VCR. The results of my VCR.

I'm waiting on the results of my VCR. Is it fast forward or rewind? Be kind. Be kind, rewind. Oh, by the way, by the way, MC Sugarbough, this is Italiano Jones. Who is this and who is that? Listen, okay, I feel like it's also time for me to come clean about something as well.

Please, yes. It's 2022. We want you to get anything you want off your chest. What's right? Were you just yawning, Pastor Pasta? No. Or is that a heavy sigh? That's a heavy sigh.

Oh no, what's going on? And please don't comment on my weight. I don't like that. I don't like that. I apologize. I don't like that. That's not nice. Pastor Pasta don't like that. Hey, Pastor P that. I'm a, I apologize. I don't like that. That's not nice. Pastor, pastor don't like that.

Hey, hey pastor, pastor, I got something for your weight. What? Herbalife. I don't want it. I tried it back in the nineties. It made me put on 20 pounds. Because what I didn't know is if you have the herbalife, you can't have meals right after.

It's not just a drink to have with your pastor. Oh, you thought that you should eat whatever you were normally eating, but also have the shake? And have the shake. So you were... I was having shakes with every meal. You were eating like a gnocchi with like a sage. I hate gnocchi. You're pasta pasta. You can't hate any pasta. I sure can. It's a couple of pastas I don't fuck with. pastas I don't fuck with. Wow. Which one? I'm blinding right.

OK. Gnocchi. Is it gnocchi? It's gnocchi. Or is it gnocchi? You put the no in gnocchi. Definitely not gnocchi. It's gnocchi.

I'm from Italy. It's gnocchi. Thank you, Italiano. He sounds right. What he said sounds right. Have you been injured eating gnocchi? I actually choked. I actually choked on some gear They are new yorkies by the way are as exactly as big and round and as spherical as a windpipe

That's what a lot of people don't realize when they eat them is is like they are exactly the size of a human windpipe They slurp them down. Oh, yeah, probably I like it. It no kid the size of a golf ball You are probably only good. I was eating gnocchi the size of a golf ball. These are some fit gnocchi. I was in Greece, just close to Italy, but not quite Italy, eating gnocchi. Oh, I thought you were talking about the musical. You were not in Greece, the musical.

No, but Toni Collette was. Yeah, when? She played the mom. Played the mom. Now I'm picking up your accent. Where is it from? Well, it's from Ohio. Oh, Ohio, okay. And mine it from? Well, it's from Ohio. Ohio, OK.

And mine is from Italy. But you know that. I knew that because we went to seminary school. You must have had these conversations so many times. We did go to seminary school in Florida, and that's where I met that gator chick. Yes, Florida state seminals. Seminari-als. So what are the other posters you hate?

You hate gnocchi. I hate ravioli. Ravioli? So you don't like the dumpling type. You know what I do to make fun of it? I call it raffo-ioli. You know how raffo is a shitty car? Sure.

My daddy is a raffo. Well, your dad has a shitty car. Oh, no. What you think a raffo to push a fucking raffo? no. What you think I rap for? To push a fucking rap for? Exactly. Why you think Kanye West or MC Sugarbutt originally said it? I don't rap to push a fucking rap for. I rap to push a fucking stretch 18 wheeler.

Well we got loads of pasta in them trucks, okay? Oh, okay. I know I shouldn't say this, MC Sugar Butt or Italiano Jones. I knew Italiano was here the whole time. I didn't want to say nothing. Okay. But we are pushing pasta. Wait, we've, Lily over here and I gasped,

like that was something interesting or exciting, but I'm now realizing that we don't know what you're talking about. We're pushing pasta. Well, you know... But it was dramatic the way you said it. Do you know what happened with the Suez Canal? Huh.

If you're interested in what happened to the Suez Canal, getting overblown, Google it. Not yet. You should wiki it. What did you just say? So you're here to push pasta? What do you mean by that? We are selling all kinds of the best kinds of pasta. Ravioli? No, we don't like ravioli. Ravi-for-oli. We don't like it. Okay, so you only sell things you like. We sell things we like and we sell it for inflated prices, okay?

Because right now there's a shortage, I don't know if you know of pasta. People was making bread at the top of the pandemic, but now people are into making pasta. Oh, I got a pasta maker myself. For Christmas? Yeah, because someone was like, hey, why don't you make us food now? Uh-huh, exactly. Who is that? Who would say that?

Someone in my house. Someone said, okay. Does someone in your house know you have condoms in your wallet? Uh, no, and I would appreciate if you didn't talk so loud right now. Okay, well you, I have a secret of yours, and you have a secret of mine. What's that? We are pushing pasta, okay? This is a secret.

This is a big secret. Okay. Okay, for prices, ungodly prices. How much, so how much are you selling it for, for how much of the pasta? We got a tortellini. Okay. One tortellini noodle. Okay.

Going for 55 grand. People are buying. Fifty-five thousand dollars. People are buying. I can afford it. I can afford it. Why? How so?

From your movies? Yeah, from Jungle and Picnic on the Hanging Rock. Is it? Oh, Picnic. That's a movie? Yeah, that's a movie. That sounds very bad. That sounds very bad. Picnic, Hanging Rock.

Picnic and Hanging Rock. Hanging! What is she saying? I'm sorry, she's from Ohio. I don't know what she's saying. I never got along too good with people from Ohio. Really, why? I'm sorry to hear that.

They never understood what I stood for. Which one of you are coughing right now, by the way? Is it MC Sugarbutt or is it Italiano Jones? Both of us. I couldn't put my little hands up. Scott, have you gotten COVID? That's a HIPAA violation for you to ask me. Why would he for sure got it then?

Anything that he for sure hit it. I don't like you commenting. Anytime anyone says it's a HIPAA violation for you to ask me. Wow, he's sure got it. I don't- If he's a man, he's sure hit it. I don't like you commenting- Anytime anyone says it's a HIPAA violation, you know that. I don't- He keeps commenting on my body. No, no, no, that's- It's cause he's a misogynist

and he doesn't with every body. No. Well, the thing is, I'm a man, baby. I know, but that's how internalized it is. I'm a reverse misogynist. He's a everything misogynist. So anyway, okay. I just, okay, we got other kinds of pasta. I don't really misogynist. He's an everything misogynist. So, anyway, okay. I just, okay, we got other kinds of posts.

I don't really have time for this. Okay, so what's the other kind of post that we got? This entire podcast should be called Shenanigans. Should it? We should change- That's not a bad name. We should change the name of this podcast.

What if in its 13th year we suddenly change to just Shenanigans? Yeah, straight up Shenanigans. As someone who's changed my name, it can do wonders for you. I mean, you know, this show, I hate it when shows change their name. Like they have like one or two years under their belt

and suddenly they're like, hey, we're changing our name to something different. And it's like everyone who loved the old name is like, this is a bitch rail. I kind of think you guys could use some rebranding though. Really? Yeah, because there's been some stuff, you know, you kind of want to get away from, you know scott stuff that you've done oh that you probably

want to scott stuff scott pissed stuff in the past oh right you want to ask skype scott i do think i don't think it's a bad idea because look what um ron artest did his name is now metal world peace yeah it gives people something to talk about yeah Yeah. Most like Bonnie Rayett said. I don't know what she or they said. I don't know. You don't know John Rayett's daughter? Who is, stop. The lead in Oklahoma? Stop.

I was too busy studying the word, stop. Now Scott, do me a favor and stop. Okay, I'll say, I'm sorry. I was too busy studying the word in Florida. And so- What's your favorite Bible verse speaking of the word? Let me think. Not to put you on the spot, but I mean, there's so many good ones out there.

Let me think. Let me think. John 3- Barilla 3-2. What is Barilla 3-2? I haven't heard this one. Barilla 3-2 says, he that eat good, gonna be good. And that's just a word.

I do remember that from school. Thank you, Italiano. Italiano, can I ask you something I've been meaning to ask you for years? Please. Are you shy? Your voice is so meek. It's so meek. Almost as if you're apologizing anytime you talk.

I'm sorry. I think that all men should behave like a Tilly on the James Apologetically meekly Standing in the corner like he's over there. It's like that corner by the way, okay? I'm sorry for standing your corner. See he apologized well These chairs I know for effect he would go Cross my legs? No, don't.

Say it the way that it was said. Scott, do you mind if I cross my legs? Don't let a talliano fool you. He's not being shy. Do you mind if I tuck my penis? No, he's not being shy. Do whatever you like. You don't have to ask my permission for that.

If you're going to tuck it, tuck it now, because we got to go in a bit. Listen, if you're going to tuck it, tuck it now, because we gotta go in a bit. Listen, if you're gonna tuck it, tuck it now, the reality is Italiano is not shy. I was just picking at him, poking at him. The reality is the mob is looking for us. What? That actually was dramatic. Yeah, that was.

Can you imagine the mob looking for a clergyman? I can't imagine it. That's like something out of Sister Act. Which Tony Colette was in. What did you mean? And Whoopi Goldberg. It's like the mom. Whoopi Goldberg.

Whoopi Goldberg was in Ghost, a movie I did just watch last week in Lisbon. You did? Why? I just thought. I have a friend, by the way, who was gonna be on a podcast talking about it and didn't bother to watch it.

And you just happened to watch it in Wismen? That is weird as hell. Why would anybody do that? I don't know. Okay, listen to me please because we are in a hurry. We have to take a break in a second. But say what you want to say. We can't take a break.

Tell your sponsors we can't take a break. We're not going to take a break this episode. I was going to say something worse, but I changed my mind because I like to say less. OK. So here's the thing. What is Scott Short for? It's what everybody wants to know. That's what you stopped everything for. Ask me.

Can I take a guess? What? Sure. Go. I think his real name name his long name is Scottatham Scott to this Scott a thin okay, yes, that is not gonna say if you're right or wrong a little bit Scott a thin Okay, okay Get a bar off. I can make you Scott a thit. You only have one minute to win.

Okay. Have you ever said more than two lines in a row? I'm glad we let him do that. Get that one off. I'm glad. I think Scott is short for slutty, slutty, cushy. Oh, you think it's an acronym. Oogly.

Oogly. Oogly. Oogly. For sure, Oogly. Tall. Titty, titty. Titty, titty. Ha ha ha.

Ha ha ha. Ha ha ha. So you're just insulting me. And then the Y, there's sometimes there's a Y. There's a Y, what do you think the Y is for, Becky? Mmm, yuck. Yuck. Ha ha ha.

Mmm, yuck. Mmm, yuck. Ha ha. Mmm, yuck. Mmm, yuck. Well, look, I will reveal what it's short for, but we have to take this break, of course. But when we come back- I didn't even get to talk about pasta like that. And that's my biggest regret. When we come back, you'll have a chance to talk about pasta. You can say whatever you want about pasta, okay? But when we come back, we'll have more from Bickey,

AKA Lily Sullivan, more from Pasta Pasta, more from MC Sugar Butt, more from Italiano Jones. Oh my gosh, what a packed show this is. Maybe somebody else too. Oh my God, how exciting. We'll be right back with more Comedy Bang Bang after this. Comedy Bang Bang, we're back here. We have Bickey from The Gym, aka Lily Jane Sullivan, star of Mental.

Mental, Pignuril, Hanging Rock. Pignuril, Hanging Roll. Stomper Tromper. Stomper Tromper. So many great films. Welcome to the show. We also have MC Sugarbottas here. I don't mean to brag, I don't mean to boast. But Scott hasn't seen the movie Ghost. See what happens when we give him a break? He comes up with his best stuff.

He just Peters out the closer we get to the next commercial. Peter. You get your Peter out. Peter was a disciple. Scott got his Peter out. Scott, I got... Do you mind if I tuck? Yeah, please tuck. Oh, by the way, it's short for Ascot. Ascot. Oh, wow.

You know, I do like that. Ascot. Ascot. It could be Ask Scott. It could be As Scott. It could be As Scott said it, it could be A. Are you, have you petered out? Please tuck, please tuck. Is this what you said? I'm into like, it's really good.

No, no, no, I don't need to tuck mine. Mine literally does crawl into my body. Oh, it makes a little slide whistle sound when it does it too. It's like, whoop, whoop, whoop. There it goes, oh my God. And there it goes, it's tucked up. Oh, okay.

And so, listen. Pasta Pasta, you wanted to talk about pasta. Well, yeah, but I did, don't tell me I'm a pastor. So I kind of have, I do what the God talks to me. Okay, so God's talking through you. And exactly. You're the conduit. Con, just do it.

Oh my God. Okay, well, I guess I could go straight to hell cause y'all don't appreciate my presence. I wanna hear. You're gonna have me come here all the way. What does God want you to say? You had me come here all the way from Texas. Are you from Texas?

No. I thought you were from Florida. But I was spending some time there with a lady. What do you want to say? I wanted to say that I only asked you if you drowned because I in fact have drowned and passed away one time. Why, what? One time, why Clef?

Why Clef Jean, which stands for. Yeah, what is his name in acronym? Just Enough Assets Now. Yeah, well the whole Haiti charity thing. Oh yeah. Oh, what was the whole, say more but say less. There's a lot of, you know, the old title of this show, shenanigans. Something we should Google, huh? Yeah.

When we leave. Okay. He was taking money. Make that your next Google. Was he taking we should Google, huh? Yeah. OK. He was taking money. Make that your next Google. Was he taking money? Google, make that my next appointment. Can you guys hear my stomach? Yeah. No, why?

What is it doing? He was just making some weird noises. We've got some pasta for you. Yeah. Oh, you've brought several dishes of pasta here. During the break, you were whipping things up. You were preparing things. So what are you here for us here?

To push. What I'm here to push? Pasta. So which pasta's am I pushing? Well, well, tortellini. We got that. We said that. Are we just going to repeat everything that was said in the last segment?

No. Plot twist is we got a thick spaghetti. Oh, thick. A thick spaghetti. So isn't it a fettuccine? Yeah, that's just a fettuccine. No, no, because the thick spaghetti, its measurements are 24...

Whoa! 19... Whoa! 37. Whoa, maybe if she's 5'2". 20? That's a thick spaghetti. That's what we call a...

Some thicks is common in here again. That's what we call a thick spaghetti. Whoa, these are like... First of all, they're not, you know, completely... I mean, it's three totally different measurements. I love my thick spaghetti. Just like you love your curvy. I love my curvy spaghetti.

I love, most spaghetti is curvy. Once you get it on the plate, curvy. Yes. And that's why. That's the thing. I want, you know, when you buy it, it's so straight. It's so straight, rigid. It's so rigid. And then you cook it up,

and suddenly you got a curvy wobbly mess. And that's why I love it though, because that's life. You don't wanna be rigid, don't nobody wanna be rigid. Oh, that's a life lesson. Get wet, because guess what? Cooked pasta gets wet, everybody should be getting wet. This is perfect for wet month. I'm sick.

You gotta strain the pasta. You gotta strain it. Everybody go through some strains. If that ain't the truth. That's what I said about the tortellini. Everybody going through strains right now. You gotta strain it. Everybody's got COVID too. Okay.

And people have been in hot water before. Everybody been in hot water. Oh yeah. So this is a metaphor and it's almost like you're preaching. Exactly. I remember. I finally get your thing now. Exactly.

And you didn't let me get to it last time. It only took two episodes. No way. It took two episodes. It took two episodes. It took two episodes. It took two episodes. It took two episodes. It took two episodes. metaphor and it's almost like you're preaching. Exactly. I finally get your thing now. Exactly and you didn't let me get to it last time. It only took two episodes. No, well you didn't let me get to it last time

because you were too busy asking Phoebe Bridges about her mother and her mother wasn't on the podcast. So it was sort of like. Look, you have Phoebe Bridges on the show and don't ask about her mother. I mean what in the hell. It's so sick. I don't know how any interviewer does it.

You don't know how insulted I was, Scott, because I kept it to myself. How insulted were you? I was insulted, big insulted. Scale of one to 10. One to very insulted? Sure. Very, very insulted.

How about them apples? Whoa. She's mentioning another food, so that means she's really serious. I was pissed. Not she. And what's going on with the misgendering? Well, I would argue we should all just go by thy. Yeah, let's all change. It's too confusing trying to figure out every single person that you've ever met.

Speaking of change, change the name of this podcast to Bullshit. What? Do you think they'd allow it? Yeah, who is they? Who is they? Tim Cook in the Apple Corporation? Oh, Tim. Is it our insist? Team Cook. What?

They need to change the name of their products to Pesta. Well, that's the thing, he's a cook. Yeah. It's right there in his name. Tim Cook. And suddenly he's making computers? Apples? Don't nobody want cooked apples. Apple pie's overrated, first of all. Yeah, I said it.

Whoa! Yeah, I said it. What about caramel apples? Oh, all Apple pie is overrated. First of all, yeah, I said it. Wow. Yeah, I said it. What about caramel apples? All of them, overrated. Apples, an apple a day didn't keep the doctor away from me. I just got a colonoscopy. What? Oh, shit.

How did it go? Literally, shit. It was literal shit. Did they need to put you out for it? Was it a big miss? It's a big miss. What? A big miss.

A big miss. Was it a swing and a miss? I don't know. You're calling us a big miss. It was. No they didn't. Ataliahna, what do you have to say? I just want to say when you said BB Bridges it reminded me of a game we used to play in an elementary school called BB Bridges.

BB Bridges? We should play that. Oh okay. How do you play that? It's fun. What happens is if you say a word that begins with a B, you have to say BB Bridges before everybody punches you. Okay. So if you say a word that starts with a B. But if we say B.B. Bridgers... You gotta say it before somebody hits you.

Before they get to hit you. But we are so far apart right now. I'm worried that I'm not gonna be able to hit someone. I'm gonna throw in my water glass at you instead. By the way, B.B me Bridgers. I said be. I got a bow and arrow. There you go. Damn it. Damn it. Not my chest. Please don't do my chest. Don't do my chest. My organs are loose inside.

Yeah, what's going on in there? Because I noticed your penis went all the way back in. Is it like jarring everything in there? Well, the colonoscopy really freaked me out. That's when my penis first started running back inside me. No. Has everyone here gotten their yearly colonoscopy? Sorry. I do one every month.

I'm not old enough yet. You're not old enough? Tell you I know, we the same age. Yeah, I'm not old enough. I have to get a colonoscopy for work for my... For being in mental? What kind of work are you doing? And by the way, who gave it to you, the director?

What kind of movies are you doing? The latest movie that I'm doing is with... Because you know I'm a producer as well. Oh, I do know. Yeah, I'm an executive producer. Wow. Who's to say somebody's not an executive producer? That's the thing, I mean, anyone can- Who's to say?

That's, that's, they say so many actors are out of work. Anyone can call themselves an actor. You know what I mean? And then everyone's out of work. Exactly, you could call yourself a writer, you can call yourself an actor, you can call yourself a doctor, see patients, and really get yourself in some hot water.

So most recently, I'm gonna be one of the hosts on the Great British Bag Off. OK. By the way, you're going to be a host. Ow! Oh, shit! You said bag off. Bebe, you're the best. Scott has hit a woman.

Scott has hit a woman. You should do. That's part of the game. You want to kill me? It's part of the game. Scott just hit a woman. He just punched a woman with his closed fist. How dare you?

Especially when I'm having success. And that's how I'm going to punch you when you're down and out. You're punching me when I'm telling you about my success. Can we just do it? Which is so typical. Who did your colonoscopy, Lily Jane? OK, so my so the person that did my colonoscopy was Paul from right. B.

I think Anglo sex. Oh, he punched me in the head. You just got to say, Bibi Bridges before I said... After you say Bibi... Oh, I didn't care. By the way, you just said before. Ow! He punched me in the gut. I'm going to get you everywhere. So, when I was hosting Great British Bake Off, Bibi Bridges, I was like, oh, I'm going to

do this. I'm going to do this. I'm going to do this. I'm going to do this. I'm going to do gut. I'm going to get you everywhere. So, when I was a host, I'm hosting Great British Bake Off BB Bridges. Oh, that's so cool. By the way, my fist is literally one inch from her face. You were going for my uterus, actually. You sicko. That's your six, Scott. That's fucking dark. Is that why you keep your uterus?

My uterus is my forehead. So, anyway, Paul from Great Bridges, you spoke of BB Bridges. I don't want to play this game. I don't want to play this game. I just want to declare it because if I get hit, I'm getting a gun. And that's not going to be a little playground. You just hit me. I will say, I felt pretty safe about the whole thing

because Prue was there. Oh. So Prue. She's got a warm welcoming air about her. Yeah, so she was, she aimed me a little booze and we sort of, oh my butt hole. You punched my butt hole.

You said butt hole too. Oh Scott, Scott, you're hitting her so hard, some of her bonead just fell out. Butthole! You punched my butt hole! You said butthole too! Scott, you're hitting her so hard some of her baniers just fell out. He just punched my boobies, BB-Bridges! Oh, damn it! Did he get the part of the boobies down by the shins and the one by the... No! I don't care, Scott. I'm Teflon. I don't give a damn.

I'm gonna punch her any time you say it, if you were to... I'm Teflon. If you don't say BB-Bridges. Is this her anytime you say it. I'm Teflon. If you don't say Bee Bee Bridges. Is this how you want to go down, Scott, in history? Bad babies beat bats. Bat, I knew the COVID bat. What?

In Italiano? When I traveled. Did it come from Italy? He said, he said bat Bee Bee Bridges. I'm punching him. Don't get in no hot water now, Italiano. Cause I just see it now. Don't get in no hot water. But you knew the COVID bad BB Bridges.

Italiano, then we're going to have to strain you. Oh no. And then you go, oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no.

Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. OI NOI! OI NOI! OI NOI! OI NOI! OI NOI! OI NOI! OI NOI! OI NOI! OI NOI!

Well guys, look, we're running out of time. I didn't get to talk about pasta. Do you have? Because you wanted to ask everybody else. I think he gave you so many cheeses. No, no, you didn't let me talk about pasta. Come back, come back, I apologize, come back. Let me just say, bucatini.

I think he got you there. Alright, we only have one thing left to do, and that is of course a little something called Plugs. Plugs, it's time. Plugs. gonna grab that plug put it in the wall and i grab my hand throw it down the drawers grab your dick shove it in my ass right now gonna make some gonna some, yes it's time for plugs. Gonna make fun, gonna do some, yes it's time for plugs. To grieve you deacon-pookey-neighbors. I guess I didn't hear that. I was zoning out for a second. Listen, I understand that happens, right? Whatever, ain't no sex.

But I never heard it put so explicitly on what seemed like an otherwise nice... It seemed like an anodyne, yeah. Yeah, I thought what it was. Yeah, he just was unexpected. I'm not judging it, but it definitely caught me off guard. Ow! You said butt. Did I?

Yeah. Did I say it? He didn't hear you. I didn't know that I did. I didn't really hear. Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow This is going to be hard to do. I have so many credits to plug. Let me get it started here. I'd like to plug my movie mental, my movie rake, galore, camp, where I play Marina Barker. Ow. I'd like to plug soccer.

You're beating her to a pulp. I'd like to plug Sucker, I like to plug Jungle, I like to plug Rumpa Stompa, that's six episodes where I play Petra, Piki, Pika, Hanging Rock, Dark Place, Bark Skins, ow, oh gosh! We both go. skins. I met a girl. Evil did rise. I played Beth. I'd also like to plug my new favorite podcast I've been listening to. This book changed my life on CBB Presents. Oh yeah, there's been a couple episodes of that. Yes, it's pretty good. I actually think it's a baseball gift all the time. Ow! I'm so sorry.

I could pray for you. And I would be remiss if I didn't plug the other Lily Sullivan because they poor, sad little girl. She needs all the help she can get. At L-I-L-Y-Y-I-L-Y. You follow her. I don't follow you when you say that. Those are incomprehensible letters.

At L-I-L-Y-Y-I-L-Y. All right, people can follow her there. MC Zuckerberg, what do you want to plug? I like to plug urban life. We have no husband, don't have no wife. You keep saying that you don't have a husband or a wife. Do you want that to change? Yes. I'd like both. I'm bisexual. I think bisexual people should be able to have a husband and a wife.

Yeah, polygamy. I, I... Did you say, hey, look at me? I said polygamy. Yes. Cause I turned my head like, she wants me to look at her. Polygamy! Hey, poly at me.

I'd like to plug NBC's Grand Cru. Oh, Grand Cru. It's a new show I watch. Tuesday nights, 8.30 PM. Yeah, that's a good show. That's on NBC. Good cast. Can I plug something too, Scott?

Oh yeah, Italiano. I'd like to plug a podcast I listen to called The Flager Ones, hosted by Carl Tartt and the boys, BB Bridges. I listen to call the flagrant ones. Oh by Carl Todd and the boys BB Bridges Charles Jarls! How did I end up here? Oh my god, how are you here? I don't know, I tried, I thought I got out of the studio, but now I'm in some- in some backyard.

Oh my god, Jarls, it's incredible to see you! Gotta go! Oh, wait, I thought you wanted to plug something- okay, never mind. That Flakret Ones podcast, did those guys ever drop the act? I still don't know. Okay, great. Also, I'd like to plug another podcast. Okay.

Called Xoxo Gossip Kings. Oh! Hosted by Carthart and Lamar Woods. Okay, yeah. Where they rewatch Gossip Girl. Wow, that sounds like a good show. Those two are very funny. Yeah, okay. Pastor Pastor, what do you want to plug?

Thank you for asking me. I thought you'd never get to me, because again, you invited me here, barely spoke to me, didn't let me get... I don't give a damn. You damn man! I don't give a damn.

What does that say? I don't... It don't bother me. That's the one time you've tried to give a damn. It don't bother me. That's the one time you've tried to hit someone. It don't bother me. My headphones. There we go, my headphones are big. I have been hit.

I've been hitting this life harder than any of you could ever hit me. I'm sorry to hear that. Okay. So what do you want to plug now? But hit me though, cause we gotta keep the thing going. Okay.

Just, I want to plug Rotini. I want to plug orchete. I want to plug lasagna. I want to plug macaroni as a pasta. Yes, we know. You say that like you're teaching us something. I wasn't going to fight you on it it. I wanna plug Campanelli. Campanelli? I'm even a plug. ZT. Okay, okay. Penny. Linguine.

Okay. Linguine-y. Manicote-y. She's gonna run, or he's gonna run out at some point I think. I wanna plug Trophy. Trophy? Have you ever had Trophy El Pesto in the pesto region of Italy?

I don't believe so, no. You haven't, cause you haven't been to Italy. Cause all you had was the receipts and condoms to show for your little trip that never happened. I wanna plug Orzo. I wanna plug Mafaldini. I wanna plug.

I know all of these. I wanna plug Peachy. all of these. I wanna plug... Peachy. Peachy? I wanna plug... Egg noodles. Egg noodles! That's a stretch, okay?

That's a stretch. Have you ever had beef stroganoff? I wanna plug... Fusilli. By the way... I got you, Natalia Underjones. I wanna plug... Garganelli. Delicious, by the way.

I don't know that one. With a kind of a runny egg on top of it. Oh damn, that seems good. I don't like a runny egg, but I've been told that's delicious at a restaurant in New York City called La Tussie. Anyway, want a plug. I love how slow this is going. I could have taken a little more time.

Agnelotti. Alright, we only have time for 12 more. Okay, understood. Gemini. Gemini. Gemini in Paris. Gemini in Pellis. I wanna plug. S C I A.

S C I A. I want to plug. Vermicelli. Vim or Vermicelli. Maybe. Yeah, then you can say Vimchilli when it's a C without the C. Hey, I've been to Italy. Sorry, I don't know what I was doing.

You may explain. I want to plug. Okay. Cavatappi. I want to plug. I'm almost through Scott, please. My eyes are begging you. Come on Scott.

You didn't let me. Okay. All right. Go. Only time for nine more. Nine more. Papadeli. Oh yes.

Calamarrata. Casone. Casone. Jesus Christ. Alright, enough! Nine. Enough! No more!

I know, I know. No more. Okay, okay, please. Please, just one last. One last one. Before, because this could be the last time I'm on this podcast. I think it know it. No more. Okay, okay. Please. Just one last. One last one, oh I know it. Before, because this could be the last time I'm on this podcast.

I think it might. That's gonna be my decision, not yours. I think it's the last time. So I just wanna say, can I have two more? Okay, two more. Radiatory. Okay, sure. And I wanna plug, last one is Rotelli.

It's the little spin wheels. Oh, thank God. He said those last two. He's crying. Thank God. My boss has changed my life. Okay, okay. It's okay.

This is getting very emotional for you. All right. I want to plug. Look, hey, if you want wanna listen to episodes of this show, all the entire 738 before this came out and all the live episodes, head over to CBBworld.com. We also have great shows like the Andy Daly Podcast Project where he's doing bonanas for bonanza.

We have the aforementioned, This Book Changed My Life with Lily Sullivan as part of CBB Presents. Soggy. We just put out a great CBB Presents with Randy Snutz. Soi-gid. Soi-gid. Randy Snutz just had an episode, that was a great one, and where he hosted his own show, and of course Scott hasn't seen. Just last week we watched Footloose with Weird Al Yankovic, and we're watching Flashdance this week.

Alright, let's close up the old plug bag. And this is exciting. This is our very first closing up the plug bag remix. Here we go. Ooh, now. Take one hand, put it up. Take the other, put it down. You're gonna make a box. It's time to start to close it But don't close it too much or you open up the plug bag

We're opening up the plug bag And when you open up that plug bag You open up your heart for the rest of the world I'm talking open up the blood bank Open up the blood bank Open up the blood bank as hard as you can Then you open up your heart Open up the blood bank Still going? Nope, I think that's it. Ah! Oh! He, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, plugs with plugs. Want to make sure to plug both of those guys. Thank you so much for the, that was great. And we heard the small chat robot as part of that theme. That was wonderful.

Guys, I want to thank you so much. First of all, Biki, AKA Lily Sullivan. I want to thank you so much. Lily Jane Sullivan, sorry. Lily Jane Sullivan. Thank you so much. So great to see you. Can continued success to you.

Is that something you can wish to someone? Can you continue to success to you. Is that something you can wish to someone? Can you continue success to you? I wish good success for you. Okay, even though, you know, in my opinion, you in person, you're, you know, just not as hot as your photos. You know what, again, I don't really take it personally because I know that's something great. Ow!

You said because. You know what I'm saying? You said because. You said because. Oh, shit. All right. Italiano Jones. Yes. Thank you very much.

You're so polite. Thank you so much for being on the show. Thank you for having me. I appreciate it. And MC Sugarbite. Hell yeah. Hell yeah. No rhyme?

You want me to rhyme? All this time we bite. Hell yeah rhymes with hell yeah. All this time we bite. No. Ow! Shit. Salmon toast trunch. Trunch? You want me to rhyme? You want me to rhyme? Hell yeah rhymes with hell yeah. All this time we bite, no. Ow, shit. Cinnamon toast trunch. Trunch?

And of course, pasta pasta. Thank you for having me, Scott. I will be back. You will? Okay. I will be back. I just want to say I'll be back. I know where y'all do it now, so I'll be back.

You said being back about eight times, by the way. Seems like a threat, almost like. Cinnamon toast, trunche, cheese, quake. Anybody want an Urban Life shake? Oh, very good. All right, we'll see you next time. Thanks, bye.