Comedy Bang Bang: The Podcast - Bonus Bang: Love Is Truck (Flula Borg, Shaun Diston, Lily Sullivan)

Episode Date: May 7, 2026

On this Bonus Bang, actor and former DJ Flula Borg joins Scott once again to talk about his new podcast, “Flula Makes Five,” a Hans Gruber prequel, and area codes. Then, manager/producer Sprague the Whisperer returns to talk about producing Fyre Fest II. Plus, Kayla Dickie is back to talk about being on a new reality TV show. Originally released September 10, 2023.  Don’t forget to check out the Comedy Bang! Bang! Action Figures at shop.figurecollections.com and go to actionfigurecellar.com for international purchases. If you want more great episodes of Comedy Bang! Bang! become a subscriber at comedybangbangworld.com. We have all of the past episodes from the archives, every live show, ad-free new episodes, and original shows like CBB Presents and Scott Hasn’t Seen. Find more great Comedy Bang! Bang! merch at https://www.podswag.com/collections/comedy-bang-bang Get access to all the podcasts you love, music channels and radio shows with the SiriusXM App! Get 3 months free using this show link: https://siriusxm.com/cbb Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Hey everyone, this is Scott Ackerman, and welcome to another bonus bang, where we are re-releasing wonderful episodes of comedy bang, bang, out from behind the paywall. Now, this week's bonus bang is the latest episode in a series we're calling a Quicky with Kayla Dickie, where we're showcasing episodes featuring Kayla Dickie, played by Lily Sullivan. Of course, Kayla is the woman who stands by her big truck driving man. And this episode is called Love is Truck.

It was originally released on September 10th, 2023 as episode 829. Okay, so who's on this episode? Our guest is actor and former DJ Flulaborg. You may know from Pitch Perfect 2, amongst other things. Then we have manager slash super producer Sprag the Whisperer, played by Sean Diston. And then Lily brings up the rear playing Kayla Dickey,

who talks about being on a new reality show. So if you enjoy this and you want to hear other great episodes of Comedy Bang Bang as well as shows like CBB Presents since Scott hasn't seen The Neighborhood Listen, College Town, become a subscriber at CBBworld.com. We have all of the past episodes from the CBB archives, ad-free, every single live episode,

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Welcome to Comedy Bang for another week. We are deep in the throes of September, of course, And we have a wonderful show. First of all, my name, I may have said shoal. My name is Scott Ackerman, and I'm the host of Comedy Bang Bang. And if you've never heard Comedy Bang before, it's an interview show where I interview interesting people. It used to be the show where we talk to interesting people.

Now it's Humanities podcast as well as the Animal Kingdoms podcast. I want to make sure that we're not excluding any mammals out there as well. I guess are bugs in the Animal Kingdom, I say to our first guest? I believe so, yes. You think they're part of the animal kingdom. Is there like a separated insect kingdom or no? I hope there is because as far as I'm concerned, all animals are precious things and should be protected and all bugs should be dead. Nice.

It's a very hot take. I agree. Yes. But we have a wonderful show. Coming up a little later, we have a manager-producer and we also have a woman. I was going to call her a wife, but I think circumstances may have changed. But let's get to our first guest. this is his fourth time on the show.

Wow. Can you imagine being on doing anything four times? No, no. This is a wonderful time for me. I'm feeling very great, feel. Have you ever seen like a movie? I know you, yes, you've gone to the movies at least four times. Yes. One particular movie, more than three times. Yes, I've seen Die Hard. Diehard. Yes, I've seen it 15 times. 15 times. And did you relate to Hans Gruber? Is that why? I'm determined to make a prequel, which would be just called Gruber.

What about Met Gruber? That would be funny to do like Gruber versus McGruber. 50% McGuiver, 50% McGuber. I like it. Yes, it's very rude. He is, of course, an actor and a former techno DJ that you may know from such films that I guess during a strike we can't talk about.

But right? Right? Are you talking about Hans Gruber? Who are we talking about? It's so vague. Nobody knows. See, I like Hans Gruber. He should be in other movies.

Like, yes, Alan Rickman's great. And he went on to Harry Potter and all that kind of stuff. No, make Hans Gruber in other movies. I agree. He needs to just go everywhere. And not in the Diehard verse. Like, yeah, he's dead in the... Spoilers for Die Hard.

But just put Hans Gruber in another movie. Other verses that we cannot speak about currently. Exactly. Yes. You know him. No, I can't talk about where you know him from. But unless the strikes over by the time this is released, oh, that would be nice. It would be wonderful.

It's not going to happen, but it's very wonderful. Yeah, from what's been going on recently as of this taping, it's not going to happen. No, no, no. But please welcome back to the show for his fourth appearance, Flula Borg. Oh, hello to you, and thank you very much, Scott Alca Mann. It's so wonderful to see you, a big fan. As well to you. We've worked together in the past, and you've been on this show four times.

That about covers our relationship. And now we've completed, may I leave? Yes, here's the door. Wonderful. Everyone, subscribe. Loua had a podcast named Boom Time. Is that still going on? Boom Time is now Paz Time.

Yeah, we have parsed time because we are converging this wonderful boom time to a very wonderful new podcast. Oh, you are. Well, we'll talk about the new podcast in a second. What was the, I was on Boom Time once. Thank you. And I remember it had a very unique premise. What was the premise?

The premise was I say words, you say words. Amazing. But wasn't there, wouldn't the show end when the guest said boom time? Oh, this is true. If you were like in a rush, you can always leave. boom time by screaming boom time. So some shows were very short. Between eight and ten

seconds long. Yes, yes. We had Albert Yankevich famously 62 seconds. 62 seconds. Yes. He's just a boom time. Boom time is a bye-bye. Wow, what a great premise for a show. I wish if we could do that here. Tough to do ad reads, but very good. And you were, how long were you doing boom time for? That was years and years and years, wasn't? Yes. Well, it's one

pandemic ago, which translates to 82 years. Yes. Yes. I haven't seen you since before then. I believe so. Yeah. I believe the last time I saw you was in the 2018s, 2019s or something. It feels like we're two, we're two totally different people. Oh, absolutely. Pluto was a planet the last time we spoke. Right. That's true. Yes, yes, yes. Yeah. Do you think they'll ever discover another planet? Yes. Yeah. Like take a penny, leave a penny? It's like, hey, Pluto, you're not one anymore, but we got this other one. Oh, you mean like it's a quota, like five boys on the basketball team? Exactly, nine planets in the solar system.

Sorry, bye-bye. Yeah, perhaps. I would like that. Me as well. Maybe one, like, really close to us that we could, like, vacation to. But it must still work with the acronym, by a very excellent mother just served us nine pizzas. Very excellent.

I've never heard that before, and I love it now. Yeah. Yeah. So if it's not Pluto, it must be something else. Flula, you, of course, are in a bunch of stuff that we can't talk about. But what we can talk about is the podcast space, which is, of course, you know, sag actors are getting in here and we love them. We welcome them.

I love a good sag actor talking to another sag actor about like everything they've done before. But what is your, what is the premise of your show? Is it where you interview other celebrities or what exactly is it? Oh, is this podcast coming out? Yeah, the one that we're, this is coming out September 19th from what I'm told.

Yeah, it's not supposed to be a podcast. This is actually a giant, travesty, as they say. What happened? What's going on? I have a... I had a sitcom called Flula Makes Five, and we filmed an entire season, and to save some dollars, I hired my cousin Heinz to

be the director of the photographers. The DP is, as it's now, but that's inappropriate. Cinematographer, oh, yes, of course, we shouldn't say DP too much. You should never say that. Is that outlawed on sets now? Yes, either wear a mask or don't say DP. Right, yes. Do they have an intimacy coordinator any time you talk to the DP now? As soon as you

say it, two coordinators come job. No. Yeah. They don't run for safety. So how long ago was this film? We recorded it three years ago. Three years ago. Flewlett makes five.

We recorded it in 2020. What month? Let's not go there. But then my cousin Heinz neglected to, we didn't know this until later, to remove the lens caps. No. Yes. For those of you who have never handled a camera before. Well, how deep should we go?

Go deep. The lenses are. What are lenses? They absorb light, reflect, and refract. Ah, of course. And you have to put a cap on those because occasionally they'll get scratched. And have you ever seen a movie where like there's just like a bunch of scratches on the on the frame? It's because, yes, like Deadpool and Wolverines a sequel.

Oh, can't speak about movies. Can't talk about Deadpool versus. Oh, man. That's a thing on Comedy Bang Bang. We would be talking about Deadpool versus Wolverine forever. It's a whole time. We would never stop. Man, I would love to see you in one of those X-Men movies.

Me as well. Come in. You were in a different comic book movie that we can't talk about, but I would love... We can talk about future projects. Oh, okay. That you want to be in. Yes. Well, I would like to be in Grubber, the prequel to Die Hot.

Right. And I would like to be in other things I cannot name in universes that rhyme with... Please, me. By the way, how old are you? And how are you sneaking up on where Gruber actually is actual age? Yeah, my technical age is ageless infinity. And if you look at me in the mirror, I think I still cannot grow something called facial hair. So we...

So, okay. So you're covered then. I'm covered. I would need to cover my face to make a mustache. One time when I was 18 years old and I was auditioning for a stage version of Little Shop of Hors to be the dentist. And all I could grow was very blonde, thin, wispy facial hair. So I took a mascara and I made it darker for the audition. And? I did not get it. Oh, rude.

But I do have to say, like, I then saw some friends and none of them noticed that it was. So I think I did a pretty good job with the makeup. Did you continue to do this? Or they were lying to me. They lied. They were like. Was this the only time you mascaraed your beard? The only time I've ever done it.

Yeah. You had a blonde beard? Yes, I did. Yes. And now it's white. Oh, fine. From blonde to white. Yeah, yeah.

It's fine. I never got dark. I never had those dark ears. You skipped it. You skipped the step. But I would suggest maybe you doing that if like Gruber is so successful that you then, what would the middle step between prequel and actual movie B. I think lots of money.

Oh, okay, yeah. Yeah. What do you think Gruber got up to? Gruber. Yeah. Oh, he was a baker. He was a baker before. Oh, beforehand. Yes, yes, yes. And you didn't say banker. You said Baker, no. You're so close. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Baker and bank. I wonder if I gave him the idea to rip off the bank. They both deal with dough as we know. That's one of the

American idioms, by the way. Oh, dough meaning money. Oh, yes. And also, I don't get it by Homer Simpson. Right. Yes. And I mean, what else? Have you thought about this project all that much? Cuba. Yeah, good. As I've written the whole screenplay.

You've written the whole screenplay. Of course, yeah. Pencils up. He dies at the end. Okay, so yeah, here's the problem, though. I think he dies and die hard. He's the titular die. He does what with his what?

In the movie diehard that we're talking about. Yeah, yeah. I think there's a big famous scene where, like, John McLean, who's famously portrayed by Bruce Willis. That's correct. is holding onto his hand or something like that. They're holding hands, yes. They're holding hands.

But vertically? Vertically, yes. Instead of horizontally, like, if you were to shake someone's hand, that would be. It's a vertical hand shake, yes. But instead they're doing it vertically off the side of a building. Correct, yes. And then he plummets to his death. He dies in that movie.

Well, do we see it, though? It's a good point. Yeah. That is a good point. What do you think happened? Did he land on a bird? Well, Hans Gruber then, perhaps, he also, well, he was in that other film about Harry, I can say these. Can we say film names?

We can talk about his ancestors' job. So the ancestors would make pots. Yes. It rhymes with Barry Snorter. Yes, thank you. If he had died, he could not have played in this film. But here's my issue. You're making a prequel to die hard where he, now you're saying he doesn't die and die hard, but he dies in your prequel. Do you want him to live? I mean, it's easy to rewrite. How easy?

Is it just a control fine? Yes, yes, yes. What's the sentence where he dies? He dies. Just he dies. Yeah. That's like his shortest Jesus wept. Yeah.

The shortest verse in the Bible. Listen, my inspiration was ecclesiastes. You a Bible guy? No. I always wondered. You've wondered this? I mean, it's a great book. It's a great value because there's a lot of books inside of it.

So many books inside books. So Russian stacking dollar of Vibros. Yes, exactly. So what happens in the actual movie? He's a baker and then what does he do after that? Somebody steals his roles. Oh, no. How many rolls?

14. 14. That's more than a baker's dozen. A baker does plus one, as I say. That's a groubers dozen. It's a group of dozen. Yes, you know. I sent you my first draft, yes? You said to, oh, okay.

Osmosis, I think I read it. I slept, I put it under my pillow. You said you didn't open my PDF. PDFs are so hard to open. It's very true. Yes, if you don't have preview downloaded. I mean, Adobe's going under. That acrobat, come on.

Oh, yeah. Get out. Well, this is fantastic. So have we talked about your podcast? No, no, no. We haven't talked about it yet. So Flula Makes Five. Yes.

You filmed the entire. How many episodes did you film? Eight plus a surprise episode. Don't tell. Okay. I don't know who I would tell necessarily. But I guess my loved ones. Do it.

My family. All of them. The people I would consult if I were running for office. Oh, great. A team of lawyers. Yes. So you filmed these. You get all the footage back.

Yes. And it's like the absence of footage. That's correct. Yeah. We said like if a bear makes a show in the, in the woods, did he take off lens cap. Exactly. I don't think he would know how, although I guess one in an infinity number of bears making a television show in the woods would take off that lens cap. Ours did not in theory. So our editor received the footage and realized it's only audio. So our TV show has not become a podcast.

Okay. It's awkward but fun times. Okay. Well, this sounds good. I mean, can you tell what's going on? Is there a lot of physical comedy or? There's a laughing track. So when you're like, should I giggle, you hear the people's giggle? And you're like, oh, I should giggle as well. I like, I I like that because I like to be part of the crowd. Yeah, of course. I can tell you, it's called Flula Makes Five because a family of four buys a house does not read the fine print that there's a German techno DJ who assigned a 99-year-lease to the basement.

Fluna Makes Five. Let's play a clip. Oh, okay, sure. Oh, that was ha-ha-ha-ha. I hate to tell you, but I think they didn't record the audio on that one. Oh, that didn't. Oh, so nothing. Was your cousin involved in the sound department as well?

Heinz is working for you. Oh, no. I hate him. Well, this sounds amazing. Flula Makes Five. September 19th sounds like the release date on this. Correct. That sounded correct.

Doesn't look like it. From all the information I'm getting, September 19th is or thereabouts? Yes, yes, yes. Could be, you know, plus or minus one day. No, plus or minus zero. Literally September 19. September 19. 919.

919. The prefix to Raleigh, North Carolina, yes. Is it really? Mm-hmm. Did you ever spend time there? No. Good. Where is it?

Do you just know all area codes? I know five. Did you ever hear that song? I got hose and different area codes. You must have played that when you were a, a DJ. I did. I still do. And yes, that's how I know 919. Do you still DJ, really? Yes. Really? Everyone does when you wake up and hit play. Oh, that, well, that is a good point. Yeah. Has there ever been a day where you just were like, I don't want to listen to any music? I only, yes. These days I listen to a white noise. Really? Just white noise. Just loop it.

Do you mean the soundtrack to white noise, the Noah Bombok film? The who? Who is this? Naba Bambam? What is that? Now I'm speaking your language. This is a real name? Noah Bombach, yes. He, uh, squid in the whale. What are these? These are, uh, filts. It's like a nursery rhyme?

Uh, squid in the whale. Yeah, that would be a great nurse. I wonder if you want to workshop this nursery rhyme? Yeah, I'll send you a PDF. Oh, okay. Oh, oh. Yeah. Well, this is amazing.

Uh, Flula makes five, September 19th. Seems like it might be the release date on this. Yeah, it definitely is. And, uh, where do people acquire this? Oh, any place where a podcast is. residing is where you can also find it. Really now? Yes. So you have that kind of distribution on this? Yeah, we have big time people's

working on this. Okay, amazing. Well, I can't wait to hear this. This is, uh, are there stretches in there where people are going to be confused? They don't know what's going on? Listen, if you have a nice imagination, butterfly in the sky, I can fly twice as high. You will enjoy the show. Okay. All right. That's a deal. How long are these episodes? Oh, they're between 23 and

31 minutes. Oh, okay, really? Yes. Were you going to be cutting them down, because TV shows are famously like 22 minutes. When we realized television was not possible, we just said, let's leave it all in. Well, this is good. I cannot wait to see this. Flula makes five, and do you die at the end of this, or? Well, TB diesels.

Is that the, is that Vin Diesel's brother, TB Diesel? TB, yeah, TB. Yeah, he was in bloodshot. Terence Brouchard Diesel. Tens Bruchat. He's his body double, if you don't know. Well, this is amazing. Flula makes 5 September 19th.

We need to get to our next guest if that's okay. Wonderful. Bye-bye, yes? Oh, no, I want you to stay. Oh, hello. Oh, hello. Hello, even better. Hello. Okay.

He is a manager. Scott. Yes. Scott. He's a manager. He is a producer. And he also is the co-host of a podcast that just reached its 100th episode. Scott hasn't seen.

Please welcome back to the show, Sprague the Whisperer. Scott. How are you? Sprague. Do you know Flula? Yes, I believe we've met before. Have we have? You guys have met before?

Yeah, we hung out when I was, I think it was like a few years back when my accent was stronger. I remember that. You had some interesting vowel choices. The vowel choices were very interesting and consistent, which I thought was good. Oh, now you're just going all over the mess. Now I kind of come in and out of it, you know? It's kind of fun. That's the way I feel about people doing accents.

It's like, you know, who's just. Do it when you feel like it and that would be fun. Yeah, exactly. Scott, I do want to say I I'm trying my hardest. I'm currently sitting in a position in which constantly I'm unplugging your computer.

You are in the seat that you traditionally sit in during Scott hasn't seen and not an episode goes by where you do not somehow knock the plug out of the computer leaving my computer to drain down to nothing. Well, you decided to put this very important strip of plugs right where someone would be sitting,

right where the knees would. Now, that's how an important change has occurred since the last time you sat there. All right. I've moved the plug a little further away. Okay. All right. So I can scoot in just so,

oh, shit, I know, hold on, hold on. We're back, we're back. Well, Scott, how, first of all, I'm a little confused.

This is not Scott hasn't seen? This is not. This is comedy bang, bang, the show that we met on. Oh, Scott. I watched kiss kiss, bang,

thinking we're going to come in and talk about this. Oh, no, I know. I've seen that. You've seen it? Yeah, I love that movie. I fell asleep. What happens?

Fuller, you should do Scott hasn't seen. Oh, okay, great. Come up me in. It's a, it's a movie podcast where we watch movies that I haven't seen before and then we talk about it. Oh, let's name one. Sure. Let's see. What do you got?

What have we not done? What have we not done? What have we not done? We've done a lot. Okay. We did the train coming at the audience. We did train spotting. We did train spodding.

Throw Mama from the Choochoo. Oh, have we done? We have not done because unfortunately I saw that opening night. Oh, damn. Okay. Oh, 19191 or something. I was excited for a second. That's a real classic in the Sprague.

I wonder if it holds up. No, it can't. We should find something for you, Flula. Please. We, oh, it's a fun show to do. It's so fun. And during a strike, especially. Oh, so we can say the words of the things we are seeing on the screen.

Maybe. As long as you're not involved in them in any way. I am not. I'm not. Nothing. So, Sprague, I, it's wonderful to have you back. And I had a question I wanted to ask you. Sure, yes.

You're obviously a manager. You're a producer. I'm in the industry. And I see you every week doing this other show, Scott hasn't seen. Yes. But it's been a long time since we spoke about any ninja project that you've been involved in. That's true. What's going on with ninjas these days?

Well, Scott, I don't know if you know, but in the industry, there's a little bit of a strike going on. That's right. Yes, of course. A lot of my ninja projects have been dropped. They've been dropped. Yes, of course, I was doing ninja family matters, which. Of course was a reboot of this television show Family Matters where Steve Verkle was just in his Bruce Lee

persona the entire show. Did he do that? That's a Scott hasn't seen. For the listeners who don't know, he invented what he called his transformation machine where he goes into the... This is real? This is a multi-camp sitcom.

This is real. He would go into his transformation machine and turn into a cooler version of himself, Stefan R.combe. Yeah, of course. That's cool. But then a few episodes, they decided, let's get crazy with it.

I think he like goes in there with like a Bruce Lee magazine or something. And he comes out basically doing a problematic Bruce Lee impression. Oh, With a Bruce Lee. Oh, he's doing a problematic one. Oh, yeah. Not a good, thoughtful one. And then he comes in and then there's like a big fight scene where it kicks a bunch of people's asses.

And so the show that I was going to do was going to be every episode he was just this problematic. Does he have to keep going into the machine? Yeah, every morning. It's kind of like seven of dime. You've got to go in and like recharge and your little chick. your alcove, you know. You know, I understand that now because I've been watching Voyager. You're watching Voyager.

And I've arrived at the 7 of 9 episodes. How do you feel about 7? Here's what I think about 7.9 is, Falula? 7 divided by 9.6. 4. It's going to be under 1. Just, yeah. Tell you what.

Just Google this thing. Right now? Okay. Google it right now and you're going to have a treat. Okay. I'll tell you my big thoughts on 7 of 9. I feel sad for Kess. Why do you feel sad for?

There's a character that's on the show. She's kind of like, what are the female, like, doctor assistants? And then I feel like the writers and producers were like, this woman's not hot enough. Let's get rid of her. We'll bring in a robot that we basically wear skin-tight leotards every episode. I like that one on TNG, the next generation. Yes.

They get rid of Picard's love interest from season one, who's like, a good-looking woman. Is that the doctor? No. The doctor guy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Wesley's mom. Mom, yeah, yeah.

But she's like, you know, a middle-aged woman. Yeah, she's great. And they're going to replace her. And you think they would get someone like Seven of Night. They get the oldest woman possible. And then does Bacard hit it eventually? Of course, man. It's Picard.

What, Fluley, you've, you've Googled? Yes. What is a tertiary adjunct of Unimatrix Zero One? She was part of the Borg. I'm part of the Borg. I'm surprised you don't know about this because she is a part of the Borg collective from Star Trek. Well, okay, I'm not members of the store, but I'm a Borg member. So you should be involved in Star Trek projects.

Why have I been excluded? Have you not watched anything with the Borg? That's like if there was some sort of actor who came up named something Shatner and they never, like, no one was ever like, oh, let's put him on Star Wars. You got you got to get on Star Trek. Who do I, who do I call? Gene Roddenberry. Oh, he's no longer with us, unfortunately. Let's see, who couldn't you contact?

Data. I don't know, Tony. We just had Tony and Jack on the show. Tony and Jack, me. Oh, yeah. Tony and Jeff, these are two people?

Yeah, these are two people. Yeah. Oh, I will, I will, uh, MySpace. I'm surprised you haven't heard. I'm surprised.

I kind of would. I'm surprised. I kind of would. It sounds like a nice, a rap group from the 1990. No, no, it's a,

it's a, it's a, it's a bunch of robots that have one collective mind. Nice. And there's, of course, I don't know if you've got to that. I don't know if you've got to,

I don't know. I'm still in the first season that she's on. Yes, The spaceships are big cubes. Okay. And they say stuff like... It doesn't seem aerodynamic. I don't know.

But then you're in space. So what is the difference? There is no... Yeah. But all those corners... It's like... It's like... It's like you think starships are constantly like hitting themselves on corners.

I've tried to leave like a garage like after a movie. Corners of my car are hitting everything. I couldn't imagine it being a cube. Also, we had to baby safe all of our furniture. So we've had to put these little things underneath our corners of our tables. Could you imagine a little plastic thing? Those should be on the board. They should be on the board.

They should be in plastic cube. Who was six of nine? Two thirds? No, no. It's a tragic story for six of nine. Oh, no. Yeah, was there a one of nine, two of nine? Scott, I don't want to spoil the show.

Okay, okay, okay. Well, Scott, you asked me about my ninja projects, what I've been up to. We haven't been talking about, we have to take a break. Oh, great. Can we hype that we're going to talk about these after the break? Let's hype it, Scott. Okay, so hype it up. I'm going to talk about what I've been up to.

Yeah. Flue, you want to lay down some sort of a. And I go to say, music is a bit part of it's called. That's a big tease. Oh my gosh. We're not going to talk about seven of nine anymore, but can I just say,

she's hot as hell. You know, when she got onto Star Trek Voyager, the ratings like improved 310%. They improved by like two cup sizes? I'm hoping us just talking about her improves our ratings. Maybe we just mentioned seven of died every few minutes. It will be fine. All right.

So we're going to take a break. When we come back, we might mention seven of nine again. That's right. And Sprague's going to tell us about what he's been up to, and music is a great big part of it. This is very exciting. Plus, we have a woman coming up.

That's very exciting. I don't think she's going to have it about this. We'll be right back. We're going to come back with Flulabor. We're going to come back with more comedy bang bang, back after this. Comedy bang, bang, bang. And we're back.

Oh, okay. We've just watched a little film called Kiss Kiss Kiss Kiss, no, we're not doing Scott. Yeah, we're not doing Scott. Okay, we're doing comedy banging. I'm in charge of this ship. Sorry, you do. Sorry.

Welcome back. We're here with Flula Borg. Flula makes five is, of course, the show that comes out from what I'm hearing and all information points to September 19. You definitely September 19th. And when you hear this about Erkel having a machine, do you get ideas for, like, you ever think that maybe this podcast will be successful enough that you could actually film the show? Yeah, if we need a reason for me to get. canceled in season two, I think we have a nice plot device.

So, very excited about this. Just come in and do, I transform into the most problematic version of me ever. And we're here with Sprague the Whisper of our super producer. Clients include Sean Diston and also Andrew Lloyd Weber. Oh, wow. That's it? We found that

out the other day that you're ending. It's a tenuous relationship I go to say. He doesn't return my emails very quickly, but I still wrap him, I guess. Yeah, I guess so. He was on our 100th episode that we did for Mamma Mia. Here we go again. Routy screening.

Scott took his shirt off, sort of waving it around, running up and down. That was the only thing that made it rowdy. And everyone was dead silent. Everyone sat quietly while Scott ran around shirtless. I think we were scared of him. Anyway,

Sprague, before the break, you had an incredible tease. That's right. What was it? I don't remember. It was that. What am I up to,

Scott? Well, you asked me about my ninja projects. And I got to say a lot of my producing and a lot of the TV shows and movies I had in the pipeline, they're dead Scott They've all been sidelined

They've all been sidelined And flue of that happened to you Any of your shows get cancelled So many of all of my shows were cancelled You were about to have a big push here in 2012 Oh, very large push, a large bench press A large deadlift This guy only talks in lifting weights

That's correct Let me spot you The rest of the terms Scott as we've discovered Doing our live episode of Mamma Mia Here we go again You know what's not On strike, live shows, Scott.

Live shows are back, baby. Plays. Plays. Musicals. All those are thriving. It's all thriving. And Scott, so are music festival, Scott. Yes. I am proud to announce that I am a part of Firefest to the music festival.

The one that Billy, whatever his name is. Billy McDonald. We don't talk that much. And I think he said, for legal reasons, you shouldn't know who I am. But I don't know what that is. This is the guy who put on the original fire. Yes. Did you ever go to Fire Fest?

I tried to attend. Really? Did you actually get there to the island? I arrived to San Juan Puerto Rico and then everyone said, don't go. And you were like, this actually looks pretty fodder out here. I thought I should stay here. So I tried to enter a hooters. You tried to. I tried to.

Then I realized it does not show a store for birds. Oh, I see. You're anathologist. I'm a very ornithologist. Did you arrive at the hooders to say, I'm very orny? I'm so orny. I want to see some birds. some hot birds and they said, oh, bring me me.

They said, come inside. That's your English slang, by the way. Yeah, I was talking about women when I said birds. Now, Scott, I know Firefest has a bit of a reputation of being a cluster fuck, some people say. Okay, I don't appreciate that kind of language on this show. Sorry, a cluster screw. Thank you. Okay, thank you.

Cluster bone, maybe. Yes, a cluster bone. The cluster make love. Cluster reverse cowgirl. This is where the woman is facing the other. I believe so, yeah, the most uncomfortable position, known to man. Oh, yeah.

That somehow gets, I think it looks good on camera, but it's functionally impossible, yes. It does look good on camera, doesn't it? Now that I think about it. I mean, everyone's facing the camera in that. So it's like, so it works out. You want them to cheat to the camera. Anytime I'm watching porn, I'm like,

I would love to see some, uh, there's no other word for it, but porn. Yes. Where, uh, everyone's facing away from the camera all the time. Ooh, that'd be a nice artistic choice. It was all in shadows of people that'd be funny. That'd be fun. She leaves a lot to the imagination.

It really does, Scott. Yeah. But no, me and my friend Jarl Rule, of course, Scott, have been putting together this music festival. And this is cool. Jarl Ruel was involved in the first one. He was involved in the first one. Yes. This one is called Firefest 2 redemption.

Oh. It's interesting. Jarl Rua was one of the few musical acts. Yes. That sang exclusively about murdering people. Yeah. His name of his group was murder. Yeah.

And every song, he would go, murder. And then one day I woke up and I said, Jaru's in jail. It must be for murder. Turns out it was driving without a license. What's going on with this guy? Even when he hops on a J-Lo song and she's all like,

ain't it funny? And he's like, murder. You know I met Jarl rule once? Really? I hope so. You're putting on this festival. Well, no. The festival's through e-mails,

but I didn't meet him in person once. And he was two weeks out of jail. And he was showing up to the UCB to do a comedy show for some reason with my client show. And you were scouting. Of course. Oh, okay. I was scouts. This was.

This was before I'd signed John Dissan. I signed him. And he was very funny. He took a lot of pictures with a lot of people. And he was asking us all where we could get ecstasy. And he also, when I took a picture with him, I put my arm around him. I was like trying to put my arm around him. And he said, hey, bro, I'm not gay.

And then pushed me away. I mean, pushed him away. Anyway, just what is to say by little child rule story. And the other thing is, is he's had a show with a bunch of improvisers. They're all nerds. How do they know how to get ecstasy? I mean, I don't know what. he thought.

He was like, these guys probably invented it or something. It's like, come and talk to podcasters. So is this a real story? This is, I know,

I know it feels like it's not a real story. Yes. But it is a real story. Okay. So, so, but since then, you've patched things up

and now you're putting on this festival. Now we're putting on Fire Fest to the redemption. And of course, that is a real story as well. And it's going to be fun, Scott. I know you like music and festivals. You're a big fan of Coachella.

Sure. All the notes. Do you know, what do you think, Scott? Can I get you down a fire festival? to perform or to attend to attend VIP of course Scott when you say that

meaning you want me to buy a VIP pass yeah okay okay yeah six thousand each six out a piece yeah so you want to buy one for you one for cool up

one for the baby one for baby one for me one for you you're putting on this thing my contract the way I'm working with it is pretty loose I can't necessarily get in without a ticket suddenly I'm out 24 grand just to go to this thing hey baby All you got to do is a...

We're on strike. You can't do a week at S&L. What are you going to do? What am I going to do? Where is Fire Fest to locate it? Okay, so last year it was in the Bahamas. Yes. When you say last year, this is several years ago.

Let me look. 2020. Yeah, a couple years ago. Okay. It was in the Bahamas. Yeah. We're switching it up this year. We want a little bit of a redemption.

Okay. So right now, we're doing it in the Labrador region of Canada. Oh, whoof, yes. Which is... Huh. Some people say the Arctic Circle. that's one of the coldest places in the world that doesn't seem like the vibe

you get about see Scott I know you don't know if that's the vibe but you haven't felt the vibe yet well I mean the first one never happened so maybe it is the vibe imagine this vibe Scott Permafrost you're there there's permafrost

everywhere yes you're dropped off on a helicopter we got to drop people off one at a time based on the weather conditions also because the wolves have to go in the helicopters as well the wolves are going to be the huskies everything

they take up a lot of space it's kind of like that weird parable where it's like, how do you get them all across the river? They put the turtle and the wolf. Oh, yes. So we get you down there to the Labrador region. We drop you off. We wave it.

We wave goodbye. That's a nice little touch. I wrote, I was like, let's make sure this is personable. Because last time, nobody gave a shit last time. This time they're waving goodbye from the helicopter. Okay.

And if they forget to? If they forget to, I'll have them circle back. Oh, yeah. Okay. And if you see a helicopter circle back and do a couple loops, that's kind of the equivalent of way. Yeah. I mean,

the helicopter blades are. doing sort of a simulation of a wave. So, of course, you will have to, you know, start to procure food and find a shelter area, like a dry hatch of ground that you can cut down. And this is not something provided by the festival. No, no, no. Hopefully you've brought enough tools and axes and stuff. Hopefully you brought enough tools.

Is there a list of tools you're supposed to bring? Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. You want cordage. Of course, you've got to have some cordage. Because if you go to make a net, in order to catch fish in these kind of scenarios, like fishing, recasting a reel, that's not going to work. Okay.

So you need a net. You gotta have cordage so you can make yourself a net, put it in the water, get your fish. And if you don't get your fish, you're in a lot of trouble first couple days.

Yeah, are there berries and stuff? Or mushrooms? There's berries, but you definitely got to get your hands on some fat, Scott. Because if you don't have fat

in your diet, I mean, I don't know what to tell you. It's true. You've got to survive at least 40 days before a fire fest starts. 40 days? That's how long the festival is?

Oh, yeah, because we're dropping people off one by one by one. It really takes a long time. Can I be last ago? Like right as the music starting Right when the music starts You're gonna but I go to say Scott

Right now we have Sebastian Manuscalco opening And he does about four or five days of stand-up So you gotta know how to survive in the wilderness How are your survival skills? Flula have you ever been out there in the wilderness Have you ever done anything like camping? Like without representation? Yeah I guess that's what I mean

Yeah no sag people out there to make sure things are going Trying to traverse this wilderness known as Hollywood Who takes this headshot? What does my resume say? It does feel like we are in the wilderness, doesn't it? Yeah, I don't know. I don't know, Sprague, this does. I mean, it sounds to me like you're trying to replicate the environment of the previous

Fire Festival when everyone was just, that was what they were upset about. Scott, this one is actually called Fire Fest 2 redemption. Redemption. You said this. We're redeeming a lot of the things that had happened last time. No, but everyone wanted to go to this Fire Festival because it was like, oh, you have your own private cabana and it's a music festival. Ja Rule's going to play.

I don't know which of those got those people out there to buy the tickets. three or four songs. But he'll sing about murder, approximately 100% of the time. People will be like, I hope he's not talking about me. But Scott, I think Jalo had that experience

where she's like, she made me? She was like, this is a really good song draw rule. Can I talk to you? Are you trying to murder me right now? Every time I stop singing, you say something about murder,

I'm getting a little afraid. So she did the movie enough. Now, Scott, the movie enough where she learns how to fight back against the abusers. Yeah. Oh, okay.

The woman in the room knows that I'm talking about. Now, Scott, every woman has seen the movie enough. Scott, for the next few weeks, I think you should test it out. Every woman I see. Now, Scott, of course, it was a problem last time. People didn't have shelter. They didn't have food.

But now they know what to expect. They're coming in knowing that this is going to be a survival situation. Well, I, here was my, when I heard this announced a few weeks ago. Yes. I thought, okay, this is genius. Because now I think it's going to attract a lot of people who just are going to be there to take pictures of how shitty it is and who are going to be like filming it for a documentary because there were so many fire fest documentaries that came out now they want to be the ones to

take all the footage i'm going to say most of the tickets we sold from documentary crews they're going to be out there fighting over this stuff first festival just for documentary they're going to be interviewing each other it's going to be why so it's almost like the conditions can be as shitty as you want because that's what they're looking for that is what i guess our vision is Scott, we want to drop you off in the woods. Hopefully you know how to skin a squirrel or catch a deer or something. Or catch a squirrel and skin a deer. Oh, hot.

It's hard to catch a squirrel. I don't know if you try to do it. You run it around. Well, how are you supposed to skin it if you can't catch it? Great question, Scott. Sometimes you're walking around the woods and there's just a dead squirrel. That is a good point. Yeah.

So, I mean, look. I can only imagine because there have been times where at my house here, there will be a dead thing that you find, a dead bird or a dead. or dead animal or something. And you always go like, ooh, and you throw it away or you find someone to throw it away for you.

First you yell, ew. But imagine if you were starving, what great news that would be. Yum. It's all about perspective, isn't it? This is the Fire Fest 2 experience. Change your perspective.

Yes, it was bad the first time. But what if you wanted to be bad? What if you wanted to be bad? Just for Instagram. Now, Flula, I know we've been talking about you being a DJ, and these festivals, they need a lot of DJ vamping. Like, we're not going to get a lot of actual artists out there because of the conditions. Please let me headline.

You want a headline? Yes, I will change my name to DJ Schadenfreude. Okay. Which you know what that means because you're from Germany. Absolutely. I think I know what it means as well. Yes. This would be the name of every doc made about your biofest.

Now, have you done sort of a festival situation? Have you DJed? Because I see a lot of those memes where people are in front of a bunch of like Sprite bottles. Yes. And they start like dancing around and like doing the picking up, picking up with their hand and turning the Sprite bottle. Yeah, they're sort of like pretending to move one knob back and forth a little bit. And I think what's funny about that is kind of saying a DJ is just playing music. Yes. So what do you do? What do you bring to the table? If I put you out there in the Arctic wilderness, yeah, what's Flula going to do for the festival? I'm going to play music.

That's really good. This is pretty good. This is pretty good. Right. I'm going to be honest. Because I ask, I go to be honest, I asked about it, Sebastian Menascal could play some music. He said, that's not his thing. Oh, that is my thing. Oh, that is my thing. That's your thing. Yes. Okay, because he, I was like, Sebastian, all right, do a couple jokes about being Italian, whatever. The sauce is spicy, whatever. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Then I want you to come in and play some music. Maybe spicy meat the ball. And Sebastian wouldn't do? He was like, nah, I don't do music. He said marinera. Mara no way, right? Wait, maybe you can do Sebastian. Yeah, you don't need Sebastian at all.

You do the comedy and you do the music. Come in, I would need you to write about five days of Italian jokes. Perfect. Jokes that are about five days. And this is full 24 hour days. I'll give you one bathroom break in day three. I will watch Goodfellows. Watch Goodfellos.

Yeah, it'll give you so many. Watch Good Fells. Raging ball. Come in, raging balls. And I want you to come in and I want you to... Take the canoli, leave the gun. Guns. Hit them with the Italian jokes.

Hit them with the Italian jokes. And then everyone's going to be like, this guy's just as good as Sebastian Manascalco. And then... Even though Sebastian was on the posters. Even though he was there, but they're like, this guy's better. And then all of a sudden, you reach down, go down to the Sprite bottle. And I play music. Stop play music.

Yes. This is going to blow everyone's fucking mind. I'm so excited to be there with the caribus. Now, I do. They're not, by the way, they're not, they're not booing. They're saying cariboues. So if you're on stage, yes. You think that, but if your performance is bad,

they probably will say, we're not saying caribou's. They'll be like, we're not saying caribos, but they will throw tomatoes up there, which I don't know how they get them. Which they brought for Sebastian Mammoth. Which, because they were like, oh, we're going to make a sauce. This is customary when you see him, he's going to make sauce. Every about it. Tomatoes, yeah.

So I'm excited. about it. I've been... This is wonderful. I've been learning how to sort of catch fish. I've been learning how to skin sort of a porcupine. You know, they've got a lot of needles on the outside. Yeah, that must... I mean, that's dangerous work, skinny a porcupine. It's dangerous work, but if you can get your hands on some of that, mm, juicy, juicy survival fat scorn. I bet that it seems to me like a porcupine, isn't it all quills? And it's just like, it's basically like a little tiny centipede underneath all those. But that meat is so rare. Ooh, that meat. Because it's like, it's been punctuated. It's like been punctured by all the like...

Quills. So the blood's been tenderized. It's almost like it's marinating in its own blood. Oh my God. You're making me so hungry. Hungry. Hungry. Okay. Because I was like, I guess I'm getting there too, but you said horrid. I said hungry.

I'm really excited about the festival. This is very exciting. Put aside all your ninja stuff because you need to focus on this. I feel like there's no ninja stuff going on right now. I did think that if this was a little bit like Burning Man, we could have like a big garbage ninja in the middle of the festival. Look, Sprague, I know you want to put ninjas and everything. Too, Scott.

It's in my contract. It's in your contract with the fire festival? Yes, they said, what does everyone bring it to the table? So I said, of course, my managing skills, my producing skills, and ninjas, I said. And they said, you have to bring the ninjas. So you have to bring at least one ninja? Yeah. And I was really hoping, I was really hoping it would have been one of you guys.

Flula, I hear you've been training a lot. I have, yes. So could you kind of come in and just? Have you learned any ninja skills in this training? Come the kicks. No, but I've listened to Wu-Tang Clan 36 Chambers. Of course, you know all the sound. You know what the sound defense.

Yeah, yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. On God. Wait, maybe that's what we do. Maybe we don't need any ninjas, but just like, for like a 20-minute set, just play only ninja sound defense.

Yes. See what happens. Play 36 chambers, the dialogue cut. Yes. The no music cut. Yeah. Where like, is she like a long scene where it's like, I've been following you since the golden age or some shit that they say. And they're like, what is this mean?

Yes. And then they're like, don't you understand? There's everyone looking for us. The people have been looking for us for us for a long time. But me, Johnny Gambino, the killer. And you're like, what is this? And then all of a sudden, they start rapping about killing people. Johnny Gambino.

I got to be honest, rappers are rapping about killing people all the time. It's weird. It's such a narrow, it's a narrow aperture. It's about killing people. It's about hos in different area codes. Yes. 919. And it's about three shops.

A little more about that. Turns out there's only one song about Hose and different And if you, he didn't even touch, and only one about thrift shops. He didn't even touch half the area codes. There's so many of them. And there's so many thrift shops. I think every town has a thrift, a goodwill at least. But not host.

They don't know that host. That's true. That's true. Flula. Shit, man. Yeah. Speak in my language, baby. Oh, great.

Well, look, Sprague, we have to get to our next guest. But this sounds great. I, but. So we'll talk about the tickets. Maybe I'll talk about the 24-crow. Yeah. I mean, hopefully the strike's going to end so I can go out and do a week. Do SNL write a couple of guests.

Yeah, or just guest write for, I don't know, Abbott Elementary or something like that. Just come in, right? I want to take it over. Go to Abbott Elementary and say, can I just write a couple of the like documentary parts? When the strikes over, I want to go in and just go, hey, could I take over Abbott Elementary? So you're going to be the one to raise your hand finally? Well, hey, they got accepted. These are the rules we are fighting for.

I just, like, I think you should be able to go and take over any show you want. It's like a hostile takeover. So I went over to the set of the L word and I tried to do the same things. They had a lot of things to say about why I should. Really? Okay. They gave you some other L words. Like leave.

Leave. That was a good. I was good. I liked it. All right. Well, we need to get to our next guest. Hopefully they're not going to leave. She is a woman.

Please welcome Kayla Dickey. Hey. Wow. So good to be the only woman that's ever been on the show. So good to meet you. Meet you. You've met me many times. That's right. Have you met?

Kayla, we've, of course, met. I'm familiar with Kayla. And have you met Flula before? Yeah, I've met Flula. Hi. Hello to you. How are you doing now? I'm doing fine, yeah. I'm just like, it's awesome that you guys are talking to a woman on the podcast. Yeah. I mean, you're in the third position, but. Yeah, all that talk about reverse cowgirl and seven and nine. We had to get that stuff out.

And even that story about your beard, I was like, wow. Like these guys have never talked to a woman before. No. No, but that's not true because we've spoken to you. Right, that's it. I'm the only woman you've ever talked to. That's right. That's true.

But half of you guys didn't even remember me. Kayla, what are you? Remind me, we've spoken to you before. Yeah. Here's what I remember. You, where do you live again? I live in Montres, Colorado. Montres, Colorado.

Ah, yes, it's all coming back to me. You had a boyfriend named. I had a boyfriend named. friend named cart and then another one named Tark and another one named Shart. And then I, I'm sorry, shot? Shart. I think you're hearing it is short. It's like Shark with a T.

Shart. Okay. And then of course I dated Judd. Yeah. And these were all gentlemen who you got to know they were driving a particular vehicle. Yeah. So I am obsessed and so is most of my town with the Ford Rock Hard series. These are a gas guzzling four by four trucks, I believe.

Massive trucks. They take up two lanes. Oh, wow. Really? Yeah. So, like, for me, like one of the... Like vertically? Like if there were...

All, in all directions. Oh, wow. Yeah. Like a sphere. Yeah. Even underneath the ground. Like, have you been to Vegas? Have you seen that big dome?

The sphere. It's like that. On the road. Got it. So I said sphere. And then you said, have you seen that big dome? That's like the thing he said, yeah. Whatever.

So all these. all these gentlemen would see you on the street. Yeah. Usually you were a pedestrian. Yeah, I'd be walking the streets. And they would shout something out at you from these trucks. Yeah, they'd be like, hey, you little idiot, climb up here. And that would always intrigue you.

That would pique your interest. I love that. Yeah, I'm obsessed with that. That's my preferred way to be hit on. And you would get into these trucks and then what would happen? And then usually they would have some really cool movie on like Boondock Saints. And we would watch that for a little bit before. hooking up and one of the things I'm also obsessed with besides big, big, big, big tracts is small

dicks. And they would, coincidentally, probably, they would have small penises as well. Yeah, the size of a dice is my favorite preferred size. Your success rate on finding small penises is very high. Well, it's really easy when you look for big tracts. That's true. Oh, that's a correlation. There is a correlation. It's awesome. This is a Venn diagram that is just one circle. Yeah, no, it's like, it's like a dome. Like, have you been to Vegas? Yes, yes. So, So you were doing that with several gentlemen, and then I think almost 10 years ago or over a decade ago, you were the assistant to a gentleman named Jud Weeby. Is that right? Yeah, so Judd Weebe was the mayor of Montrose, but then he burned down the town because he left multiple curling irons on. He was curling his top hair and his pubs.

Yeah, and his leg hairs. And he had straight, straight pubs as I recall. The straightest pubs I've ever seen in my life. Like, have you ever seen a pantine commercial? Yes. Like the straight hair girl. Yeah, sort of like a grunge musicians too, who would just like Dinosaur Jr. Yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly.

So, and that was unnatural for most people. So he felt the need to curl them. So he would curl that, but then he burned down the whole town and he fled. Yes, I have a question. Were these curling ions in different houses? In different area? Great. So at the time, I was his assistant along with my girls, my best friends.

And so I was working at his office at the courthouse, and he left a curling iron on there. Then he left one on at home. and then he left one on at his gym. So the whole town just went up in flames. And is each of these curling ions for a specific, like is there one for the pubis? And then it's one for this. That's a good question.

So thoughtful. And yes. Mine was the pubs. My friends was armpit and the other one was legs. So courthouse was the pubs. Yeah. And would he go from location, location to each day to straighten or like how?

Yeah, he would go. Yeah, it would take all day. That was most of his job at the time when he was mayor. It was just kind of curling his hair. Would you ever forget when he was like, at the courthouse and you'd be like, oh, this one's for the hair. And you'd say, no, no, Judd, it's for the pubes. Oh my God, every day.

I was so consumed with that. That was most of my time. Being like, Jud, no, God, no, this is for the pubs. And then I would get down on my knees and I would begin to help. Wait, you would help him with. Yeah, what do you think my job was? I was the assistant. To be honest, I don't know.

You've described your job several times in the past. But anyway, so obviously, Judd and I have a long history. Me and my girls were- He burned down the town. He fled up the, the Judd Weebby Trail, which was not officially named, but it was named in his honor. And me and my girls were also fucking Judd as well as my boyfriend at the time, Cart. Cart was having sex with him as well?

Yeah, actually, yeah, lots of those guys, Tark. Everyone, everyone fucked Judd. And then Chuck went up the trail. He went up the trail. He was living as a bear. Yeah, one day in, he killed, he thought he killed a bear. And it turned out he was a man in a bear suit. Yeah.

Oh. And, yeah. So then find. he came out of hiding like 10 years later. He wore the bear suit. He acted like a bear for 10 years. Yeah. Rummaging through garbage cans in the town.

Yeah. So he murdered the man then thought, oh no, it's not a, it's a, it's a, not a bear. Right. Then buried this corpse. Yeah. And then took the suit and placed it on his own body. Yeah.

And lived as a bear for a decade. Have you ever heard anything like this? No. It's actually a pretty normal story. I feel like we all heard it the last time we were here. I think, yeah. I don't think we need to go much. Further, we can get into the stuff.

That was a great recap. After the statute of limitations ended. How long did that take? Was it like 20 minutes? After the statute of limitations ended, he ended his life as a bear. You saw him in your yard, rummaging through your trash. And you said, Judd, you guys got married. Yeah.

And then I don't recall what has happened after that. But you know what? We have to take a break. Oh, my God. Okay. When we come back, you're going to catch us up as to what has been happening now. Yeah. Yeah. Okay, so we're going to come back. We're going to have more with Flula from Flula Makes Five coming out somewhere around September 19.

Exactly. We're also going to have Sprigg the Whisper and Kayla Dickie, all of this and more. We'll be right back with more Comedy Bang Bang, Bang after this. Comedy Bang, bang, bang, we're back, Flula Borg. Flula makes five, which is a play on a famous saying, Baby Makes Three. Baby Makes Three. Baby Makes Three, which was a, this was a small soap opera that took place in southern Bavaria, Baby Makes Three. Baby Makes Three was, oh, it's also a saying we say sometimes out here in America. I don't know if you know. Oh, yeah, it's a, that show, that show was about two six-year-olds that were trying to create a kickball team, but you need three, and no one was available. So they borrowed. I thought you were saying it was about two six-year-olds who were trying to become three-year-olds. Oh, that's Benjamin Buttoning.

Yes, exactly. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And so they found the baby. and then they are able to participate in the three-person kickball tournament. That's wonderful. And do they win the tournament? No. Oh, okay.

They immediately lost. So it's a lot like Rocky. I don't know if you've ever seen the movie, Rocky, but he loses at the beginning of that Rocky, which is not what you think. He's like, what will happen? Carl Weathers. Yeah. Yeah. Call who?

Call Weathers. What? Call Weathers, all incoming inclement. He got you, Scott. He got my ass. So Flula makes five. We also have Sprag the Whisperer here. I'm here.

And I do want to say, I'm still kind of reeling from the fact that you haven't heard from the Borg. Because even... This is so weird. Fluna makes five even sounds like seven of nine. Yeah. You have... I want you to go home after this. We just need to you to put some metal up on your face.

I'm going to put my phone against the side of your face. That's borg shit right there. I just borked. The freaking nanobots. Okay. After this part, you've got to just do a little reading of the Borg. Yeah, we're going to put you in touch with some. Okay.

I will deep dive. I'm glad to be here, Scott. This is great. We also have Kayla Dickey is here. Hi. And before. the break, she caught us up on what we talked about approximately,

I think when we talked about this. A hundred years ago, yes. You married Judd. I married Judd. I lived on his compound with my girls for a bit there. Just like milking the goats and the cows and the horses and all that. And the girls worked at a bridal shop. Yeah, we worked at David's bridle.

Why do I know this? And then anyway, I like, we weren't allowed to internet, but one day I found the internet and I found out that there's actually a bigger truck out there. It was on his iPad. Oh, okay. Which he keeps by the toilet. So I just went on there and I was like, oh my God, there's rumor to be because Judd at the time had the 550. He was already up at the 550 because I remember last, I feel like the one time we talked, have we only talked to him?

We talked to multiple times. Have we really? Yeah, yeah, yeah, multiple times. I even feel like Judd was here. First time I met him, I remember he had the 450. Yeah, so, well, he went up. And then I found out that there's actually a $6.50 on the market. So I was like, I got to go back to town.

And then that's when I actually, I'm on the show today because I'm on our new reality show. Oh, my God. This is incredible. I know. Reality TV, by the way, is not covered by the strike. So we can talk about it. Yeah. So it's, oh my God, thank God.

A TV star back on the show. I know. I'm famous now. Instead of fucking more podcasters. Agreed. This is going to be good for you, Scott. All right. So it's called love is truck.

Love is truck. Mother's truck. Yeah, it's called Love is Truck. And basically it's 15 men and 15 women vying to prove that love is truck. Interesting. An interesting thesis. How many trucks are they? Well, so every man has a truck.

Every man has a what does a woman have? Nothing. Oh, okay. Oh, shit. Oh, they're just bikini. Are they single? Everyone is single? Everyone is single.

Oh. And basically what it is, by the way, it's on Netflix. It's hosted by AI, Vanessa Lichet. and AI Vanessa Lechette and A. Nick Lechay. Oh, okay. Well, she's begging people to have babies over time. Yeah, so they replaced Vanessa with A.I.

Vanessa because she was too crazy about the babies on love is fine. And so then they added normal like Nick Lechay because he's like fully brain dead. He's kind of already AI. He's already a lot. He's just an aggregate of information dumped into a processing. Yeah, I think they just tell him what to say. So was it accidental that everyone ended up being single on this show or was that just a coincidence? This is purposeful.

So, yeah, so basically what they do is they put us all, like they glue our eyeballs shut and they give us a sleeping pill. You glue the-I'm sorry. The eyeballs? Yeah, we go to slow down there. We got to slow down. What? Your eyeballs are glued shut. Flula, you were disturbed by this as well.

Deeply, that's why I said no words. This is standard Netflix stuff. This is how they get you onto, like, said location. So you have no idea where you are. So we come to, and I'm just like in the cab. So you're also unconscious. Oh, yeah. They give you a sleeping pill.

This is standard Netflix. Also, by the way, they give you no food, no water, all alcohol. So they give you no food. Well, that's nice of them. Yeah, see, that's what I said. But alcohol, they'll ply you with alcohol. Yeah, yeah, no, you're starting at, like, a cool, like, 10 drinks in. Wow.

And then you come to, and you're inside the cab of a truck, but you can't see anything because your eyeballs are still all fucked up. And you're sitting next to a guy, and you have no idea how big the truck is or how small as dick is. Oh, no. That's a, I mean, that's a terrible situation for you to be in. Isn't that crazy? Because I was like the whole time I was so nervous because I was like, what if I end up with a guy

with a small truck and a big dick? I would die. Now, I feel like there must be a way to feel like you're in a big truck as opposed to a small truck. Like, what do you think? I think what about honking the horn? Oh, that's good because it'll let you know

the sort of size. Yeah. And it's sort of like a bat. You would be able to hear the echoes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Right, yeah. No, so you're not allowed to touch anything. Did I mention you're fully tied up.

Oh, no. No, you didn't know. It doesn't sound. Also, is it's a standard. like stuff. What if someone has a really small truck, but it's like they use it really well. Like they swerve in and out. Oh my God. It's impossible. It's literally never been the case. So you're tied up in the, Kayla. By the way, he has his eyesight and he has like he can move around. Okay. Oh. I go to say Kayla. I'm remembering now that I'm constantly worried about you.

And this is just what you're describing to me. I don't know if this sounds fun. I mean, so you've done it already. You've already shot. Oh my God. Yeah. I've spent the last. 32 weeks doing this and I've gotten paid $3,500. 32 weeks. I had to quit my job, my family, everything. You quit your family? Yeah, they make you do it. What was that process like?

This is standard Netflix stuff. What's that, what's that conversation like? You can't fire me. I quit. Yeah, no, I just had to go to my parents and have them sign this release that they won't speak to me, talk to me or know what's happening for the rest of my life. So you got them to sign it or did you for, what did you do? I mean, no, they signed it happily.

Like, honestly, they know that this could be such a big thing for me in the long run. What about Jed weepy? So, Judd is not on the show, but the thing is, like, I... Where's Judd now, by the way? The last time we talked to him, the last time I saw Judd, he was on his compound. Oh, oh, okay. With all my girls. Okay.

But what's happened, which is so mysterious is that every guy I've dated on the show has been mauled by a bear. Okay, okay. Hold on. Oh, ha. I need a couple of the details here. So are they, what happens after you're in the truck, you're tied up and your eyes are glute chest? Right. And you don't know if it's a big truck, small truck. You don't know whether it's a big, dick, small dick.

Exactly. At one point, are you supposed to guess? Yeah. So, well, I have to get engaged in order to meet the guy. Oh. So when I was talking to these guys, like some of them, I like found myself totally caught between two guys. Like, obviously, I thought that clog was cute. Mm-hmm.

I thought. I thought snarf was awesome. But I really connected with quiff and taint. Quiff and taint. So those are your main suitors. Yeah, those two were awesome. And did you, so did you pick? Well, yeah, eventually.

But I mean, first I was like, quiff was so awesome. Like, he's a realtor. He, and I knew he had a small dick because he, like, listens to Joe Rogan. He calls women and females. And then at one point,

he read me the text that Jonah Hill sent his girlfriend. So as this is being read, you're kind of like, he read this and said like, hey, this is, I. He said, I actually have it here. He said, plain and simple, if you need, surfing with men, boundary list inappropriate friendships with men, to model, to post pictures of yourself in a bathing suit, to post sexual pictures, friendship with women who are in unstable places,

or from your wild recent past beyond getting lunch or coffee or something respectful, I am not the right partner for you. And I was like, wow, Kweef, I am soaking life. So you hear that whole thing and you're like, wow, this guy's guy's room in this underwear. This guy has the smallest dick I've ever heard before. So you were into him.

What happened? I mean. But then Taint came out of nowhere. Taint. And how, yeah. It's always the case. Taint comes out of him. So literally Taint, like, I mean,

I just like fell for him because at one point he told me my voice was shrill. And then he read me passages from. the game, which was awesome. Wow, I can really see you. I can see how much you were falling in love. Like, you look giddy right now. I was literally head over heels. And then at one point he goes, he told me how every wild animal would kill me.

So he was like, wolves would eat all of your organs first, but then bears would tear you limb by limb. And then a mountain lion would break your neck and gorge on my carcass. And I was like, wow, fuck taint. Like, I'm soaking. This guy, I mean, yeah, he's got game. This was one of those techniques. Yeah.

It was like, honestly, I was like, wow, okay, I'm ready to get engaged. So what do you do in a situation like this? And I don't know that you should be giving spoilers for this show. I actually, yes. Oh, really? Who knows? But anyway. This is standard Netflix.

Yeah, they just want you to go on and spoil the show. So what did you end up doing? Well, so I was like, all right, I was like, taint. Like, I'm ready. Like, I like you. And so he proposed to me. And the way that that happens is I basically dress up in a prom dress. And then he.

Your eyes unglyed yet? Yeah, at that point, they finally cut open my eyes. Oh, good. Jesus Christ. The standard Netflix. And then he races his big truck straight at me, and if he doesn't run me over, it's meant to be. And is he trying to run you over? Yeah.

And if he misses, though, it's meant to be. Okay. So he has terrible aim? Oh, he was still so wasted. Oh, okay. So he fully missed me. But, yeah, and then he, like, you know, the thing is, I was so. proud of myself because you guys he had a 750 that was only rumored to be

rumored to be out in the spring oh the truck oh I thought you talked about the size of his penis yeah no so this even luckier his dick is smaller than a dice wow whoa you guys you know like a shoelace like the end of a shoelace yes yeah what are those called I don't know but they're an invention people like to tell me about it England England yeah yeah that's where you're from England okay it looked like that, but like a dirt from like a dirty shoe. Congratulations. I know.

So you were head over heels and then you're saying he got mold mysteriously by a bear? Well, so all the other guys, like, Kweef got mauled by a bear. Klaug got malt by a bear. Aglet, by the way. Aged with Acklet. Thank you so much for teaching me that. You know what? You learn something new every day if a man tells you about it.

I hate to explain or mansplain. Oh God, you're reminding me of one of the best dates I went on. I was with Taint and he just started explaining how to use a toaster to me for like, I mean, four and a half hours. What were you getting wrong about the toasting? Nothing. I know exactly how a toaster mask. No, no, it's actually the thing. If you don't actually put the toast, if you make sure that the toast, I don't want to get into it. No, please do.

I could listen to this for hours. So it's like you want to toast it, right? And you want to set it at the right setting because if you set it at the wrong setting, you might burn it. Oh, my God. I never thought of that. You're so interesting. Cool, cool. Sorry, too bad I ride around in my motorcycle.

Yeah, I'm not interested. So one by one, all of your suitors were getting mauled by a bear. Right. And what did you think about this? Nothing. I was like, at first, like, this is just standard Netflix stuff. After a while, I was like, actually, you know what? Maybe, maybe just maybe Judd's involved.

I don't know. This beggars belief, I mean. Were there any other clues that led to Jed? Well, so then me and Taint got to go to the next portion of the show where we went to this beautiful resort in Cabo and we were in the parking lot the whole time. And we just like, you know, we went on these beautiful dates. Like we drove around and we like ran over like small animals, like squirrels and stuff.

No, that was the date. That was the date. And then at one point he took me to the mechanic and we just listened to the guy explained exactly what he's doing in the truck. from start to finish, which is also so interesting. And then, yeah, like, we got back to the cab of the truck, and I was like, why do you, like, babe, why do you look so gray? And he was like.

Gray, like, in color. Yeah, like. Not in mood. Not like describing an emotion. Why are you so gray? No, I'm not a poet. He looks physically gray. And he's like, I don't know, my stomach.

Like, I think I just need to go to the bathroom. So then he left to go into the whole. tall bathroom and I was like, oh, God. And I just like sat there, you know, like counting the flat firm hats on the walls. You were, you were saying. How many did you get up to? 200. Wow.

Sounds like a great place. Were you doing that thing where you was kind of sitting against the bathroom door hoping to get a sound of a little action in there? I wish. There's no bathroom in the truck. So I was just in the cab sitting there. Gotcha. But then one of the producers came over and they were like, he's not okay.

He's, so had he been attacked by a bear? Well, they said that he was attacked by a bear in the bathroom. So that him being gray didn't have anything to do with this story. This is really strange. They did. That's why he went to the bathroom. Right, right. But then, but he was a dead.

It's a crucial pot point. Okay. So coincidentally, he was great. I thought you were setting up that he was sick and was going to die of some sort of, but no, he just was mauled by a bear in the back. I thought the twist was going to be like, he's eating old. He was actually dressing up like a bear. eaten all this human flesh and he was getting sick.

That's what I thought the twist was. Well, like, for example, with Keefe, like, Keefe found out, unfortunately, that he had cancer. Jesus. But then he was small by a bear. Oh, wow. So the cancer parts are even that important. Yeah, exactly.

Because he eventually died from people. Maybe the bear is attracted to infirm people or? Yeah, but I don't know. There's just been a few clues that Judd's involved. Is Taint still alive or has he been killed in the toilet? Taint right now is all. on life support. Oh, no.

In the biggest truck I've ever seen. Is that the life support where they hook him up to a big vape and they have him inhale and exhale? It's exactly that. And he's just like stuck there watching people play video games hoping, hoping that it like recuperates him. This is one of his favorite things to do. Just watch people play Fortnite. Yeah, like I'm just so bummed because I don't get to do the rest of the dates with him.

Like one of them was to go to his friend's house and sit in the basement and watch them play video games for hours. And then one of his friends was going to show me porn on his phone and tell me I'm prettier than the girl in it. This sounds amazing. This would have been romantic. I'm sorry, Kayla. I'm sorry. And then we were going to watch a series of YouTube clips of people getting into serious accidents. You look absolutely heartbroken right now. This is terrible. I'm so sorry. I don't know what I was supposed to do because then I talked to one of the producers and they're like, this is not standard Netflix stuff. No, even they said that. I know. So I'm like, What?

Well, maybe you just go back to Judd. I mean, this seems like the easiest solution, right? I mean. Kayla, I actually have a solution. You said they paid you $3,500. Yeah, for 32 weeks. 32 weeks of work. Oh, no.

Three weeks of pre-production. Yeah. Now, I've been suggesting this to you for a while, but I think you take this $3,500. You go down to the Ford dealership. You buy yourself a Ford. Your own truck. You just put that money down.

You don't need a man to have. one of these trucks? You don't need no man. You guys have told me this before, and I so appreciate you explaining it to me. Buying a car isn't hard. I could actually walk you to the old roses. Oh, please tell me about it, will you?

You only to come with you, I can talk to the people. I feel like you guys are maybe hitting it up. I, I've got to be honest, we've gone down this road book. And every time that starts to have it, I come home, there's a bunch of bear droppings of my... Also, I just want to add to that. How do you know they're bare droppings by that? Well, I've seen Scat before.

Look, I've been up in Firefest in the Labrador region. I just want to add to. I don't think Sprague and I could ever work out because his dick is just too big. It's a twizzler. It looks. It's a twisler. So it's like a braided. She always says it's the right girth, but just too long.

Too long. It's something we've talked about a lot. But Kayla, I want you to just, can I ask you a question, Kayla? I guess. Have you seen the Barbie movie? Barbie? Yeah. Why do you say that?

Did you ever play with a Barbie when you were a young kid? Um, yeah, I did. They were all headless and naked. Oh, okay. Interesting. But did you see the movie, Bobby? Yeah, I did. So you saw how she kind of has her own sort of, she has her own car and her own house and all that stuff.

That wasn't inspiring to you? I love the patriarchy part. Okay. Where just described the patriarchy. Yeah. And you were like, stop right there. I'm good. When Ryan Gosling explains the patriarchy, I was like, I've had enough.

I'm full. Well, I didn't expect it to go that way. Yeah. Well, I don't know. I think going back to Judd might be just the best solution. I mean, it seems like the easy, you have a great thing going there, and tragedy befell all of these men that you were with. But, I mean, you know, he's there for you, right? Yeah, I know.

I mean, he is the best for me because he, you know, he takes care of me. He feeds me milk. How does he do that? What? He wears, like, one of those bras. but actually it's more like udders like the weird fake dog udders yeah yeah and then he kind of

like what's that famous sculpture of the the pregnant animal with all the nipples and breasts you know what I'm talking about I don't know you stump me you're talking to a couple of idiots it's like a Roman sculpture anyway it's like that

so I get down all me and the girls get down and we go I don't know about this What don't you know about? I don't want to be against a sort of polyamorous relationship. Yeah, thank you. No, just because it's different,

we're against it? No. Maybe I'm just, I'm in my own bag here. I'm just like, I don't know at this point because I just want to be with the guy with the biggest, biggest truck and the smallest, smallest dick.

And like, yeah, Judd's dick is small, but is his truck big enough? And is his dick small enough? That's such a good question because up until this point with Taint, like I'd never seen a dick that small. Yeah,

how small would be too small? Oh, impossible. of all. So like if it were to go inside the body, like if it was a reverse dick. What? What if it? Wait,

wait, you might be under something. Like a concave dick. Oh, you mean like an inside dick? Yeah, like an in any. Yeah,

like sort of, you know, an iny and then maybe, you know, you go up to their chest and instead of like sort of a rock hard chest, they've got like, you know, they've got breasts there.

Wow. The hair can be longer. Maybe they're a little bit more, you know, they're slightly nicer to you. Wait. Maybe they know how to, please you sexually a little more because that's how they please themselves sexually.

And they don't drive a truck. They drive a Sebring convertible. Yeah, or a cabriolet. I know what's happening here. What's that? You guys want to watch lesbian porn. No, no, no, no, no, no. Although if you have any.

I knew this was going to happen. Every time I come on here, you guys want to see me up with a woman. It's just, you're so averse to a to a normal penis that I'm like, maybe you. Maybe, yeah. I don't, you know what, maybe this is, I'm, I shouldn't be saying this. This is not my place to say. Have you ever had like an emotional connection with another woman? Like one of your girls?

I mean, I sleep with my girls all the time. We all hook up with Jud at one. Seemed like a little bit of a traffic jab now. But yeah, I mean, at this point, I'm just kind of like, I don't know. It's just too bad that no one in L.A. has a small dick. Yeah, I mean, we all move out here because we have B.D.E. And, you know, no one who has a small dick has the guts to move out to L.A. And you know when there's a strike, everyone's dick is just getting big.

So that's a problem. So it's tough for you. Yeah, Flulib, what are your dick exercises? I just let it happen. Wait, I have a question about the nipples. What? So when Jed is wearing the nipple outfit, how many nipples are there? There's like 12.

Oh, it's from Romulus Remus. Yes. Yeah, okay. That's it. That's the sculpture. Yes. Flulu is a learned man, a man of the world. Hello.

You've lived in several different... Hello. You've lived in several different... Studio apartments. Yes. That's what I meant. You're sure you're not a board and you can't just access all information through the... I would love this so very much.

Sprague. It's possible. Check it. Deep jealousy. Well, I don't know, Kayla. I feel bad for you. You're in a bit of a situation. Every time you come in, it's like I want to have...

I want to help you. I want to fix your problems like a man is supposed to do. Wait, I got it. I think I'm just going to go for Nick Lechay. He's got to have a tiny dick, right? Probably. Yeah. I don't know.

That's why he's, yeah, he's had Vanessa Lachet. He's had Jessica Simpson, his two main relationships. You know, they have to be attracted to small dicks, right? Yeah, I think that's it. Okay, I'm feeling so much better now. This is good. Just, yeah, just hook up with him. This feels good because he seems like a stable guy.

So stable. And happy to be on those shows. Happy to be there. He loves to talk. Not grumpy. I just like his dead eyes. He's not afraid that his wife is going off and going to get them both canceled.

He just seems everything out of his mouth isn't hey hey hey okay all right hey hey hey calm down they're not cutting out constant hey baby

hold oh I love it when men tell me to calm down because it's easy to do when told you're like oh I need to calm down sure okay I will that sounds actually really nice

I can't believe how worked up I was well this is great Kayla always a pleasure this is so great always a pleasure to see you would it surprise you though to learn that we're running out of time oh my gosh did it go by that quickly it went by so quickly but we do have time for one final feature on the show

and you know what that is it happens to be a little something call plugs all right i mean technically under a minute 59 seconds I felt as long as my explanation about it. I'm going to say, we might need that guy's information because we've got to fill up some diamond fire fest. That was stepping out, parentheses of the plug bag, in parentheses by Penedict Cumberbadgeley. Thank you to Penedict.

And if you have a plug theme, send it over to CBBWorld.com slash plugs, and you can be famous for a week. And Benedict, you are officially famous. And speaking of another famous person, Flula, what do we plug in here? Oh, I have a... I'm going to hold my iPhone up to your face while you do.

this. Hello, it's me. Oh, he's a bog. Hi. It's me. It's not like your answer. It's like it's like it's It's like it's like it's a cortical.

I was going to hold it, but you took it from me. Oh, just put it on the side of your face. On the side of your face. And then do the. No, no, no, that's perpendicular to your face. Oh, that's good. That's good. And now I speak word?

Yeah, sure. Yeah. It speaks like your normal language. It's kind of sounds like Borgla. Oh, hello to you. It's me. Flula, check out my podcast that was supposed to be a television show. Flula makes five airing September 19.

Somewhere around September 19. No, exactly. No, exactly September 19. Flula, say this, say this. Okay. I'm not listening. You might want to, you might not want to listen to my podcast, but resistance is futile. Okay.

Not listening. You might want to not listen to my podcast, but resistance is futile. Wow. This is borghumed. That's some borgia. Is that some fucking borgia? Gold Jean Rodenberry. My ber psychology works so well.

Wow. All right. I'll take the phone back. Oh, here you go. That's not a parting gift for you. Sorry. All right, Sprague, what do you want to plug? Well, of course, Firefest to the redemption,

tickets are $6,000, and you have to prove for us that you can survive in the wilderness for 30, 40 days. And the tickets can only be bought in multiples of... Six, seven. Six or seven.

Yeah, yeah. You either have an even number and odd number. $36,000 is a minimum payment. Hey, you want to come to Firefess and see Flula do some spinning. You'll sell your documentary for like, you know, six, seven figures, right? We're going to make so much money,

licensing documentaries. Do you have a little notice up there of, by the way, like... If you are shooting a documentary, we own 10% of all. This is genius. And of course, Scott, we have a podcast called Scott hasn't seen on CBB World. That's right. We just had our 100th episode. We watched Mama Mia.

Here we go again. Live with a rowdy audience, a dynasty typewriter. And the audience was so rowdy. So rowdy. Scott was a little too rowdy, but it was fine. Too rowdy for my tastes. There were no cops there, so everything was fine. There were a couple undercover.

cops. I found out later. Yeah, yeah. Who were also there at January 6th. Oh. Wow, so cool. Which there's a little bit of a conspiracy there if you ask me. Cops have the smallest sticks. I'm obsessed. Yeah, oh, you love them. I love them. Flewley, you've got to come on. Scott, I hasn't seen it.

Join me, yeah, let me show. Okay. Yeah, you're great. Okay. And Kayla, what do you plug it? Um, I've been listening to these amazing, well, actually, first, my show, love is track. Oh, yeah, coming out of Netflix in, like, a day or two. Oh, cool. And then, yeah, I've been listening to these awesome

podcast in the back of the truck called Hey Randy and this book, Changed My Life on CBB World. And then also following this amazing account that was hacked, but is now back up and running on Instagram. I follow that account religiously, I think. And I was just like, oh my God, what's happening? I wonder how she got it back. Yeah, she got it back because you have to have connections at Meta in order to get it back.

Okay. So it took a really long time for her to find that. And even her agents and managers couldn't really help for that much of it. And it had nothing to do with how confusing her handles. No, that actually was like very helpful for them. Because it's, it's why. What is it? It's L.A.L.

Why ask L.A.O. Right. L.A.O. W.A. L.A. L.A.A. L.A.A. L.A.A. L.A. Yeah. Yeah. You got it. Hey, I want to plug, while you're talking about CBB World, we have so many great shows over there. not only Scott hasn't seen, not only Hey Randy, not only the other one you said. Oh my God.

This book changed my life. This book changed my life. But also things like Who Me with the Batman. He has his own show. E. Prid Dunk with Bill Walton. So many great shows. We have Entre P. Newers, Entrepreneur Tour. So many great shows over there,

College Town. Heinz to meet you. Heinz Prov to Meet You. We also have ad-free episodes of this show, as well as all the archives, all the previous episodes of the show are over there at CBBWorld.com. And there's something about Kushtopia coming out? I'm not sure about that.

So just head over there to CBBWorld.com. If you're only listening to Comedy Bang Bang, you're only getting half the story. All right, let's close up the old plug bag. Doors are made for closing. So we take them up and shut them, tie, and then doors are made for locking. So we take our key and make it right.

We turn it to the right. Oh, no, that. I'm not. It's not in the world for the bright. It's not. I'm talking open in the blog bag. Take your key. I go.

Strait of the food is wet. You got to grab the bang, I'm turning to the right. When you want to make everybody free, you got to look at yourself and get the You can't find Bousam here. All right. Did you make that? That was a bang bang. I like it.

Yeah, that was so many drops in there. That was I go plug in the bag by Tim. Oh, wow. Thank you to Tim. Is that a good stage name, Tim? Is it a T-I-M? I think it's pretty good, actually. It's not bad, actually.

Well, guys, I want to thank you so much. Fluel. Always great scene. you, I know you're my direct competitor now with the podcast. Impossible. So unfortunately, we're no longer friends. Okay. Thank you for assuming we were friends before.

I'm so grateful. It wasn't that nice of me. Well, I assume everyone hates me, so this was a wonderful gift. No, not me. We love you here at Comedy Bang Bang. Please make a fifth appearance someday. Oh, great. And I would love to see what kind of guest would be on that episode with you.

I'm so excited. What random assortment. Freaks. And speaking of freaks, hey, Spring. Hey, I'm here, baby. I'll see you on Friday for Scott Asn's The Seen. I'll see you on Friday. We're going to watch a movie you're not going to like,

and then we're all going to go home, sad. And Kayla, good luck to you with your romance with Nick Lachet. Thank you so much. Please, we explain to me how you set up all this podcast. Oh, yeah, okay, we're going to stop the podcast now. I'll explain all the microphones, everything to you. All right. We'll see you next time.

Thanks. Bye.