Comedy Bang Bang: The Podcast - Bonus Bang: Sunday Afternoon Taped (Andy Samberg, Claudia O'Doherty, Nick Kroll)

Episode Date: March 19, 2026

On this Bonus Bang – “Popstar: Never Stop Never Stopping” star Andy Samberg is back with Scott and the co-hostess with the mostess Claudia O’Doherty for a rare Comedy Bang! Bang! After Dark episode. Claudia pitches an incident heavy film for Andy right before famous Australian actor R. Schrift pops in to give us a preview of his new drama sketch show “Sunday Afternoon Taped.” It’s pretty electric. Originally released June 2, 2016. Don’t forget to check out the Comedy Bang! Bang! Action Figures at shop.figurecollections.com and go to actionfigurecellar.com for international purchases. If you want more great episodes of Comedy Bang! Bang! become a subscriber at comedybangbangworld.com. We have all of the past episodes from the archives, every live show, ad-free new episodes, and original shows like CBB Presents and Scott Hasn’t Seen. Find more great Comedy Bang! Bang! merch at https://www.podswag.com/collections/comedy-bang-bang Get access to all the podcasts you love, music channels and radio shows with the SiriusXM App! Get 3 months free using this show link: https://siriusxm.com/cbb Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Hey everyone, this is Scott Ackerman, and welcome to another bonus bang, where we are re-releasing great episodes of comedy bang, bang, out from behind the paywall. Now, this week's bonus bang is the latest in the series that we are calling just the facts, ma'am, where we are showcasing episodes featuring the Hollywood facts segment, of course, the Hollywood facts segment, the theme song of which Andy Sandberg performed back in episode, I have no idea. But we are doing this in order to showcase the fact that Andy's series, Digman, is out on Netflix right now.

Both episodes are out there available for streaming currently. Now, this episode is called Sunday Afternoon Taped. It was originally released on June 2, 2016, 10 years ago, as episode number 425. Now, Andy Samburg, the man himself is back. We're not just doing the segment. He is there to listen to his theme song in person. And we also have the co-hostess with the co-mostest Claudia O'Dowardy. We love Claudia from Australia for a rare comedy bang bang after dark episode.

That's right. We tape this when the sun went down and you'll hear it get spicy. We also have friend of the show in 48-timer. He's in the 48-timer club. Nick Kroll, he's playing famous Australian actor R. Schrift, as well as other things that will pop up. Now, if you enjoy this and, you want to hear other great episodes of Comedy Bang Bang as well as other shows like CBB Presents and Scott hasn't seen The Neighborhood Lesson, Lesson or Listen, either one of those. The Neighborhood Lesson wouldn't be a bad idea for a show, honestly. And College Town, that's also there at CBB World. Become a subscriber. I mentioned the URL at CBBWorld.com. We have all of the past episodes from the CBB Archives, every live episode that we have ever done, add free new episodes, even more original shows. We're going to. to be back Monday with a brand new episode of Comedy Bang Bang,

but until then, enjoy this bonus bang. PCP before crack, friend of Jack. If Jack got that smack, Sailor's Delight. Welcome to Comedy Bang Bang. Hey, thanks. Welcome to the show. Oh, boy. We are co-hosting again.

It's been many months. And we are back, and we are going to do the show of a lifetime. All right. Thank you so much. My co-hosts, do you prefer co-hosts or co-host? I prefer host. Oh, okay. Well, I'm sorry you are not the host.

Although, I guess one would say if you are, the co-anything you technically are the thing. Like if you're the co-creator or something, you're also the creator. Yeah, and I am also the co-creator of the show. Creator and host. I think Tyler the Creator should have been Tyler the Co-creator. I think that would have been a cooler name. Don't you think?

I do want to thank Bail of Hale for that catchphrase submission. Don't want to go uncredited or else they'll dry up. They'll stop turning them in. Oh, boy. All right, you want to take over for me? Go. Yeah, you need a break, Scott. I do want to say we're taping this very late at night.

We do several night episodes over the year. It's a night thing, as Arsenio one said. Yes, exactly. Yeah, I'm going to wait till the midnight hour, as someone said. Steve, proper. Wilson Pickett. That is why you're on the show. By the way, I do want to introduce my co-hostess with a co-mostist.

Thank you. Claudia is back. I'm back. I won another competition. Yeah. What competition did you win? I actually won quite a big competition. Oh, boy.

I'm not sure if you know, but I'm a television actress now. You're a television actress. I won a competition set up by my mom to be an actor, and I won it. You want. Now, you've been on the show several times, three or four times, and each time your mother has set up a competition. She's good. I have no idea about. I am not privy to these competitions.

You just kind of show up, but you won a competition to be sent to L.A. Yes. And be on this program. Yep. And you won another competition to, what was the next one? I can't remember. Yeah, well, you know. But I've won so many competitions.

I think I was promoting a book once. Oh, right, yeah. And so you've cast all that aside you're now an actress. No, I mean, well, the aim for me is to get into being a stand-in. Oh. And that's why acting is the way to get there. Okay. Because I'm right there next to them.

And I'm hoping, if I'm lucky, I'm going to one day get a job. Someone might notice you on screen saying all those. lines and go, you would be better as a standard. They get to wear cool clothes similar to mine, but they don't have to remember any lines. That's a better job, you're right. They're the cool ones. Yeah. What show are you on currently? It's

called love. Love. Okay, yeah. Yeah, my mom is childhood friends with Judd Apatow, so that might have something to do with that I'm not sure. I thought your mom is Australian. Yeah, Judd is actually secretly Australian. That's so crazy. He is able to hide it so well. Yeah, it's all an act,

but he's great. Wow. So that whole slubby like pot smoking thing is is all an act he's actually just he you can be Australian in those things really but he's the accents fake wow you know speaking of speaking of accents okay you go that way all right i have been working on a character sure you've been working on one yeah because i want to get more jobs acting because i think eventually if i'm going to get into being a stand and i need to get more acting jobs because so far no one's giving me any opportunities you need experience in front of the camera yeah so i've got some more characters oh you got some character. Now, last time you're on the show or one of the last times, you had your wonderful

Samantha from Sex and the City. Can we hear just a little bit of that? Okay. I love fucking, so there's that. Yeah, there's that one. And I've got one more now. I've got the understanding Scotsman. Wait, now, you said you have characters. You're counting the one you did a year ago? One and one is two. Okay. All right. All right. So this is the, this is a Scotsman who understands things. Who understands things. Is cognizant. and aware. Yes. All right, very good.

This is the understanding Scotsman. I understand. That's it. Wow. Amazing. I'm ready to go. Ready to go to what? To, you know, maybe a Scottish film set.

Or just a movie set in Scotland. Or a movie with Scottish character. And that was a Scotsman? Yeah. Okay, so that identifies as a male. Yeah. Okay, great. Wouldn't want to do a woman.

No. Why not? Don't want to say. Too much crossover with the Samantha. Yeah, you want to make your characters distinct. I want to say this about myself as a stand-in. I'm quite short in real life, IRL. Now, I see you on screen and I'm like, look at that tall drink of water there.

A giant, yeah. A towering giant. Giantess. I'm actually quite short. So I can do standing work for short women or for young boys. Oh, okay. Because of my body shape. Right.

Because of your body shape. Oh, meaning the height. Not your body shape on the outsides. No. the exterior, the outline. Yeah, you know, the silhouette. The silhouette. Well, I mean, things could be done,

and I could probably still be a standard for a little boy. You can sort of bind yourself a little bit. Or wear just big baggy clothes because little boys love that. They love wearing big baggy clothes. Yeah. Not that I have any experience in this arena at all. I don't have a child, so how would I know what little boy? I mean, I used to be a little boy.

I was a little boy, so I know these things, of course. Well, fantastic. I mean, are you worried, though, when you turn to the side that people will say, that's not a little boy! I'll just never turn to the side. Great, great. I wonder if one could act without ever turning to the side. I think that would be a great challenge for an actor.

Crabbs do it? No, crabs only do it. The original lyrics to Cole Porter's, let's do it, let's fall in love. Yeah, he used to be called Crabs do it. Crabbs do it. Crabbs only do it. Yeah, exactly. Fantastic.

Well, now you're going to be my co-host for the entire program. We've got guests. We do have a guest that we have to get to. And speaking of Judd Apatow is what I was going to. going to say. Yeah. He is in a new movie produced by the aforementioned Apatow. Yes. It comes out this Friday. He's in the family. Yeah, he's, so your mother sort of is like Eskimo kissed him in a way, if that makes sense. Definitely. Yeah, all right. So, uh, the movie is called Popster and it opens on Friday in select theaters, whatever ones they selected to show the movie. And then, uh, makes

How much money does it make this weekend? Have you tracked it yet at this point? I think all. All the money? Yeah. All the money? All available money. Great.

Please welcome Andy Sandberg. Hello. Hi. Sandwich. Yeah. That's what I call him. That's true. Wait, do you guys know each other already?

We met earlier today, and I've been calling him Sandwich ever since. Really? Where did you guys meet earlier? Out the front of this building. Oh, you mean just moments ago? Yeah. And she immediately called. me sandwich.

Really? That was the, and we didn't even talk. Did you know his last name is Sam Berg? Yeah, so it's close, but I'm trying to build a rapport. Oh, I see.

I was like, oh, hi, I'm, she's sandwich and walked in. Even before you finish the word high, which is, as far as I'm concerned, a one syllable word. Yeah, yeah, yeah. She got right in there.

Yeah, like if you put high dash dash in a script, someone would be like, you can't, I won't. No, there's no way to cut me. No, but it really was hot sandwich, ha sandwich. Hey, sandwich.

Yeah. But that's kind of the, fun vibe that we have because I think sandwiches are like a fun food right it's a finger food definitely everyone like sandwiches no one's serious about sandwiches and that's i just wanted there to be like a fun playful vibe to our friendship definitely what about but not conversation no what about hot dog like that's a type of fun food but that doesn't half rhyme with his name in any way oh yeah i have a friend that i that i call cool hot dog oh who's that Colin hanks oh really yeah we actually all him cool hot dog. I didn't know you knew Colin. Yeah, he's a great guy. Yeah, he's a great guy. But I think

the world should know that you, to call him cool hot dog? Cool hot dog. Interesting. Because his initials are C.H. Of course. And I don't know how it came about now. Does he have a dog? No, he's just kind of a cool hot dog. I see. Interesting. Okay. Yeah, I've never thought of that, but next time I see him, I'll definitely call him cool hot dog. He was at that Guns and Roses show about a month ago. How did he get in? Is it the Tower Records thing? I could, Maybe. I was invited and didn't know. You were invited. The one of the troubadour? Yeah. I was working. I couldn't go. Oh, boy. Although, I don't know. What do you think? I heard that they were all, that sounds like that. That's what you want, though. Yeah. That's total G and R.

And they're like, G and F and R. And they went like, ba-da-man-la-le-me-la-l. Ooh, sounds like a plane break almost. Wow. Yeah. Remember when we used to do those? Plain breaks on this show? Do we have the plane break theme song? engineer stamp let's find out he says he should know these things it should be at your fingertips just in the very mention of a plane break which we haven't done in four years how many theme songs are there what's a plane break yeah oh never never mind i know we do have it you just don't know the name of the song that's all right it's by the band jet if that helps at all anyway

we used to do them back in the old old studio andy you did them once uh when planes would pass over we would be able to hear because the studio would not be soundproof all that well. Yeah. Sounds like a sad time. Yeah, it really does. But look at you now. Look at us now. Claudia, is there anything you want to ask Andy here?

I mean, you just struck up a relationship with him. I was hoping you would like to collaborate with me. Sure. I've got, that's fantastic news. I've got a movie idea that I think you'd be perfect for. I'm in. You play both of the lead characters. I like it.

It's a big job. Body switching or twins? No, he plays two separate people. No, just too. people who look very similar. Very similar. Is there any way to distinguish one from the other? Well, one of them has a bandana on and the other doesn't.

They're both in the, you know the show Stomp? Do you mean the play Stomp? Yes. Okay, yeah. So it's two guys in Stomp and they're very much in love. With one another. Yeah. And they look like each other.

Which is part of the thing. Lots of times people fall in love, they do look similar. Really? Mm-hmm. Yeah, I think being cool up, you can see it. Yeah. Exactly. You look exactly the same.

And I'm hoping to be your stand-in in the movie, but I'll write the movie to get it off the ground. Is this whole thing just so you can be a stand-in, though, or is it actually going to be a good movie? Both. That's the great part, is that my drive is so intense to get this movie made. And will you be the stand-in for me and the other me, or will we have a son? No. No, it's just going to be me. Because I want, I'm ready to work.

Okay, but I mean, I'm not super tall, but I'm a little taller than you. Yeah. How's that going to work? I'll wear heels. Oh, okay, done. Okay, wow, okay. Wouldn't that mean that he would have to be wearing heels as well if you want? No, because I'll put them under because I'll probably be wearing like cover all.

You'll be wearing sneakers and then a pair of heels underneath that. Inside the shoes. Okay, that sounds great. And it goes without saying that my characters don't wear heels because that would complicate things. Absolutely. No, you don't have to wear heels. heels. What's the plot of this film, though, because you've laid out the bare minimum. You haven't even said what the inciting incident is yet. Oh, yeah. Is he going to save the cat? Yeah, there's a cat. There is a cat. There is a cat. Okay, good. But one of them kills a cat at the beginning. Because this is going to flip movies on their...

Fucking asses? Exactly. Okay, great. Exactly. So... And so there's one guy, and he gets a trash can lid, and he just like, smashes a cat with it. Really like like the skull of the cat? Yeah, that's the Opening moment of the film. Really? So fade in, boom. And I don't think you'll be surprised See, this is the one with the bandaneron.

Yeah. Wow, of course. Sort of like the rebel of the two. Exactly, the bad boy. Yeah, the Richard Griko of the bunch. The canon rebel Eos of the two. Mm-hmm. Wow.

Okay, so, so, but what's the plot? Because you've said the opening scene, you've said the situation, you know, of their emotional relationship. They're going to fall in love. They're going to fall in love. But what is it? But like, what's the actual plot? Like, what happens here?

He kills the cat and keeps it a secret? And that's, but someone sees him smashing it with a trash can. Okay. They're horrified by what he's done with the trash can. Wait, they're more upset about the trash can of like you ruined that trash can? No, the thing he did with the trash can was kill the cat. Oh, okay. People are upset by that.

But then they saw the way he does it is so sort of, you know, rhythmic. Fluid? They're like, this guy is good with a trash can. Oh. leads to him getting the part in Stomp. He arrives on the set of the play, and he gets there, and there's someone who looks exactly like him. At first, he's mad as hell. Right.

He's like, wait, I signed up for the show. You already have one. Yeah, you already have a guy. Yeah. And they're like, no, there's more than one person in every Broadway play. Exactly. Yeah, wow. Exactly.

And I think in the show Stomp, I've never seen it, but I'm pretty sure it's just, like, stomping around. Yeah, you're going to have to do some research on this. if you're going to write this. Well, I think all of the bones are there for a great movie. Well, they do say write what you don't know. Exactly. I always assumed Stomp was just a little kid kind of having a tantrum. Yeah.

Mommy! No! Yeah. It's men having tantrums, I think, in sync. So you've described the setup of the movie, but what we don't know is what the plot is. What more do you need to know? You want to know the plot. Well, I mean, you've got to really hook Andy.

Andy's used to, you know, being pitched a whole movie here, you know. You're not interested. You're not interested yet. No, I'm not used to being that. I mean, you know, when he agrees to do a film, he needs it all laid out for him. So he knows it's a safe choice for him as a performer. God is saying is fact. Well, obviously, there's a lot of rivalry between the two boys.

Sure, the stuff you're saying is obvious. So it goes without saying. It's kind of like, so wait, let me just see if I'm getting this right. It's kind of like Harry meets Sally, meets Black Swan, meets Stomp, meets a guy. guy killing a cat with a trash can. Exactly. And that's the first 10 minutes, but I mean, what happens then? It's an incident heavy film.

Sure. So let's describe those incidents right now. Well, obviously, there's like, it's Thanksgiving. I had no idea. I guess it was not obvious to me. I had assumed that. Had you? Okay.

I'm a little slow on the uptake. It's set during like the Thanksgiving season. So the whole season? I don't know what I would consider the Thanksgiving season to me. November? Like the weekend of Thanksgiving? Yeah, yeah. It's over one weekend.

Like how early could you play the Peanuts Thanksgiving special? A week out? That's in the movie, actually. That conversation? Yes. Got it. Because he just said it and you wrote it down saying I've got to put that in the movie? Maybe, but that's what's going to be so great about this whole process, so collaborative.

Can I pitch an idea? Please. After Bandana Me kills the cat, could somebody go, I'll have what he's having. Oh. Yes. Something like that. And then they hand the wool. woman who said that, a trash can't lead.

And what does she do? She smashes another cat. Oh my gosh. Wow. Two cats dead. Scene one. This movie's going to test bad. Yeah, this is not going to be popular. Oh my gosh. That's what's so exciting about it. This isn't for everyone. All right. So you've said the opening scene. You've said the emotional relationship. You've said the time period at which it takes place. Let's get into those incidents and get to what happens here. Okay. All right. Here we go. It takes place over a weekend. I'm glad you asked.

Great. Okay, so one of them lives in a playground. He's homeless. Oh, okay, sure. By choice. By choice, because obviously he's getting a nice, steady wage in this stomp job. Exactly. So he's, like, round the corner from that theater in New York that plays stomp every day that has stomp on.

Tompkins Square Park. Oh, my God. What was that? That was the Tompkins Square Park Commissioner. Pat time. I hope to get to Pat on the movie. Oh, my gosh. Someone just walked in.

Oh, my God. I'm walking on. Oh my gosh, it's R Shrift. Oh, wow. Oh, hello, R. This is exciting. I'm too... Claudia, Scott, and a Hawaii.

Good, who's this? This is R. Shrift, he's a famous Australian. He's made some really good TV shows. Wait, not the... The R Shrift. Yeah. My girl. Dentist the Mentalist.

Dentist the Mentalist is his show. He's a dentist who in his spare time also is a mentalist. It sounds like it's going to be somehow connected. to Dennis the Menace, but it's not in the least. No. He's a dentist who can see into the future. What's his actual name? It's a great question.

Dennis. It's Dennis. Why don't they just call him Dennis the mentalist? Because he's also a dentist. He's also a dentist. Could it be called Dennis the dentist mentalist? That was the original name a dentist well. Oh, okay, yeah.

You shouldn't be a slave to testing. You should follow your vision. I disagree. I disagree. I disagree with that. I think you should be a slave to testing. Yeah, it's always a test. Test and test and test and test on test.

Tist and teast and test. Yeah. And now, Claudia is a big fan of our last time. I grew up on our shrift. Yeah. Yeah. Big inspiration. You would say in a lot of ways your accent is based on his.

It is. Absolutely. And we speak the exact same way. Yeah, we do. We do. We both from Australia. Yep. We are both Australian.

Native born. Clearly Australian. There can be no argument. about it. Well, there's a difference. You know, I'm from Perth. He's from Perth. And where are you from, Claudia?

Sydney. Sydney. Which one's better? Which one's classier? Sydney is classier, but Perth has more shark attacks. That's right. I'll give you that. That's a good thing.

Three shark attacks a week. Really? Yeah. They take Sundays off? That's right. Christian. Yeah. Christian sharks in Australia.

Good Christian. Hey, Scott. Yeah. Andy here. Hey, Andy. Should we have a drink? Yeah, definitely. I love that.

I would love one. Oh, no one has one. Oh, man. We gotta keep booze in this podcast studio. It just felt like a good time to bring it up. But if we don't have any, that's okay. I guess we don't. I don't know.

Do we have it? Oh, we do? Yeah, we have a cake. Get out there and get us some drinks, my man. What do you say? There be some snike juice. Snake juice. You guys have any snake juice.

Snake juice for our shrift. Thank you, Sam. We have to continue talking. That's what we call wine. Mr. Schiff, I was sure you would have some snake juice in like a flask in your boot. I finished it. I had a, I'd lopped off I loft off my boot

before I came in and I'd drink it damn. And what kind of a buzz do you get off snake juice? It's an electric high. Andy, I have to say I'm a, you know, I'm a big, I'm a big fan. Really? Yeah, I love your stuff. And I'm doing the Brooklyn Nine-N-N-N-N-E

He calls it Nine-N-N-A. Yeah, in Australia. Yeah, we call it, you know, you could abbreviate it and just say 9-9. Yeah, we call it Perth 69. Perth 69. Perth 69. That's what we call in Australia. That's the Aussie version.

That's the Aussie version. That's the Aussie version. You play Jake Peralta? Oh yeah, there's an Australian version. Perth 69. I thought it started in Australia. But the lead character is still named Jake Peralta. And do you 69 in the show, like the sexual act?

Yeah. Me and La Truglio's character. Wait, is a Latruglio in it? And Joe plays the same character. He flies over? Joe goes over there. Oh, I've heard of this. He was telling me that in the off season

that he was shooting Perth 69 where he's 69's you every episode. Oh, so he told you this. He did. I can't believe I forgot. I think somewhere I just... You blocked it out. Yeah, I just spaced.

I have seen it, but I've forgotten because I haven't been in Australia for a while. So is it still a police show? Yeah, but everything's backwards. And is it more sexual? So we cause crime. Right. Cause crime.

We cause crime and that's 69. And this might seem like an overly personal question, but what is it like to suck Joe's cock and have your nose up his butt? He's got a real claim. He's got a real claim piece. Good, good claim piece. And you love just shoving your nose right up there? I just love to be suffocated by his little crater.

I am going to report back what you say, but I do want you to be honest. Please tell him. I mean, there's been an absolute place. Do you find that your attention is divided when you're performing a 69 and it's impossible to enjoy either? So finally climax. That's the point of it. It allows you to sort of drift and then hold off your own. Oh, drift is what I say.

Exactly. It's something Joe told me. He says a lot. Joe and I will do marathon sessions. Yeah. Is it 69 hours sessions? Just like a self-contained sort of infinity. Australia, there's no commercial, so we just run it straight.

Wow. Wow. This is fascinating our shrift. Almost three-day strife. Yeah. And also censorship rules are very different there. Very can only imagine. Real live 69ing is completely allowed. Really? And what is it about the culture in Australia that that is allowed? It's more cutthroat. We know that we're all good. You know, we could die at any moment, so we should just go for it.

Yeah. I mean, that's true of us all. Right, but you can't show a gun. Yeah, no guns. Yeah, exactly. Thank you so much. We got beers. Yeah, we got beers, guys. Let's have a toast here. Check them down.

Yeah. This is the first beer I've had in like a year and a half. Really? Why? I stopped eating gluten whenever possible. Oh, right. And I still do it a lot, but I cut out beer. Do you miss spaghetti?

I have gluten-free spaghetti. All right. This is going to taste a fucking good. I'm on an own like gluten diet. Yeah, I wanted to say you have gained some weight since the last time you've been here. Yeah, you puffed up. Yeah. And it's not gluten products, right?

Like spaghetti. It's just gluten. It's powder. And powder. Powder form. You just eat powder? I eat handfuls of gluten powder. Oh, God.

And what's the buzz like? It's electric. Okay, yeah. Hey, this is good. Yeah. What I'll do is I'll pour in a bunch of snike juice and gluten powder and I eat it like an oatmeal. A what meal? An oatmeal.

He's saying oatmeal. Oh, like an oatmeal. Yeah. It's always saying in Perth. How's that? Yeah. I help me all. And I help me all.

Yeah, love it. Yeah. So as I was weird, I was like, you know, Andy was on City Tonight Live. Yeah, no, we know that. Excuse me what? Citaday.

City. Oh, you're in Sydney. Great. Sydney, no. No. No. No. City, no.

Are you saying no? Scott, you do Australian too. Oh, you're saying Saturday Night Live. City. Yeah. How do you say, Sydney? No. Nice.

Sydney. How do you say in Sydney? Sydney. How do you say it in Sydney? Yeah, he's gone away from Perth. Oh, I'm from Perth. A lot of shark attacks. That makes sense.

Yeah, yeah, we can all do it. Hey, what are you doing here, Arshrift? Like, what are you up to? I'm shooting a no shark. What is it? Sunday afternoon taped. Sunday... What?

It's like SNL. Afternoon taped. But it's tape. And is it like skitches? It's skeech. It's all. Do you need standings on your show at all? No, I do.

You know anybody can look like a little boy? Oh my God, that's exactly me. Stand up. Stand up. But in profile. Don't turn no. Lost the job. But he's a little boy with big fat seats. Stand up again.

Stand up again. By the way, I got to call HR about that. We're all going to be sued. Yeah, sorry about that. He's a tiny, but it was worth it. It was worth it. It was topical. Yeah, it was.

I got to say it was worth it. I'll take that to the grain. It was topical. It's topical. We're all committing suicide during this, right? It's keeping up with the tiny cadetians. He had one sip of beer and started sexually harassing. Yep.

Well. Everything works differently. You're not allowed to say that in Australia? We're allowed to say it. It's just like, as a polite society, we don't. You know, because we're evolved. We're evolved human beings. Right.

Follow-up question when you're 69 in Latrullio. How's that hog? Is like a big flopper? Did you see What the movie he did with Paul Rudd and Gene Aniston? Yeah, the Wonderless His wangor was out the whole time

Yeah, but I thought that was a fake. But it was a prosthetic. Yeah. Right. Which I always feel like it's like... Did they show it? I watch that movie. I don't remember seeing it. Yeah, they show it constantly.

I always feel like, you know, why are you a prosthetic? If it's going to look exactly like your own penis. Right. I understand, you know, that's the thing. Like Adam Scott, when he was in that HBO show, tell me you love me. He used a prosthetic. So when he was in that one show,

the overnight with Jason. and uh uh... Schwartzman. Schwartzman, he wanted to show his real penis. So he made sure to show his actual penis in that. If you've seen it. Adam Scott did?

Yeah, he was like, you know what? Forget all this prosthetic stuff. I want to show my real penis. That's what Adam's penis looks like. Yeah, so he was very proud of that.

Get out there and watch the movie. Uh-oh. Seagel went real penis. He went real penis. He went real penis. Yeah, so why didn't Joe do real penis for Wonderless? Because Joe, too big.

It's weird. Joe's penis looks exactly like Tom Lennon. Is that right? The man or his penis? No, the man. Like a tiny Tomlin? A short cropped here.

Wearing short shorts. Yeah. So you were talking... A three-piece suit. Modern odd couple Tomlin. Current odd couple era era, Tom Lennon. You're really working on your accent as you go.

I'm trying to make myself understandable. We all have to do that. Yeah, it's weird because Joe told me it looked like Gargamel's foot. Oh, Joe... From the Smurfs. You know what? He's the truth. I've never actually seen it.

I've just tasted it. And it tastes like Tom. Because you close your eyes. Yeah, because I close my eyes. Great. I see it with my nose. Well, enough about sucking Jolet Chuli's dick off. Is this normally?

Is it dirty like this? No, it's fine. Does this podcast go this dirty? It does, yeah. I mean, usually it's not that kind of show, but this is late night and we're having beers. It's been night special. all of you listening on your drive to work, sorry.

Yep. Sorry for what? So being honest about the process? Yeah, we're not sorry if you're Australian because apparently it's the norm. Yeah, exactly. This is all completely fine. So what? It's crida.

It's crater? Truly a criter. Oh, he's crater. I'm sorry, Joe. I just want to say. Tyler the crater. But they're the co-creator. So, Art, tell us about Sunday afternoon taped.

What do you do? Like, do you have characters? What are you doing? Yeah, we all do characters. You know, Claudia's going to do a couple episodes. Yeah, I'm going to do Understanding Scotsman. Right, okay. Yeah, that was her audition.

You said you've written a sketch for that. We've written a sketch for you for the Understanding Scotsman. Can we hear a little bit of it? I'd love to hear it. You know your line. I know mine. Yeah. All right, here we go.

So basically, Lenny Pickett or whomever is like, or playing or whatever, whatever they do. Pocket. Is that his name Lonnie Pocket? Oh, okay. Yeah, Lenny Pickett's not available. He does SNL.

Oh, okay. Yeah, Lonnie Pocket. Lonnie Pocket. The guy's always in it. And he's in the pocket. Yeah, he's in the pocket, of course. This is what we tried to get him to say. Yeah.

Okay, so Lonnie Pocket is playing. You hear the last few seconds of a song and fade up. Thanks for coming over. Thanks for coming into my office. I understand. We're going to have to let you go. I understand. Because we're sleeping.

Because we're all sleeping with your wife. I understand. Is that one knock? What happened? It's at the end of the sketch? Yeah, there's someone at the door. The hand fades out. I've never seen a sketch that fades out on the door knocking before.

We've got a lot of cleats hang out. It's mysterious, Scott. God. It's not a culmination. I should say that. Oh, it's not a comedy. Sunday afternoon typed is a lot. Drama sketches.

T typed drama sketches. Brief, intense drama. Lots of cliffhanger. Yeah. I can't wait. I'm very excited about it. Has anyone ever done a dramatic sketch show? No.

About time. It seems like it's time. But yeah, that's a good. Sketch drama. I like it. Just short little three-minute things. Gramma. Scrama.

Scrama. Scramma. Scramma. Scramma. Scramma. Scramma. Scramma. Gramma.

I got run over. by a reindeer. It's one of our other sketches. Really? Okay, let's hear that one. Okay, so Lonnie Pocket has just finished. Do, do, do, do, do, do fade up. Musical guest, Kylie Minogue.

Other musical guest, Danny Minogue. Musical guest, the surviving BG. It's got, we get a lot of music. It's mainly music, but we do two or three sketches. Drama sketches. Then I come and then I come and. And they go, excuse me. Yeah.

I like some terrible days for you. What is it? You scream all this right over by right there. Oh no. Oh, no. And that's it. And that's it. Well, wait, you forgot this.

Oh, yeah. And then knock. And we both, we look to the door. And then that's the end. Yeah. And you go, who it? And then the end. Yeah.

You cut off in the middle of his. And they would you ever do an episode? Was that, what? Would you ever do an episode? I think he's asking if you would do an episode. I would definitely. You could host and you could really stretch your wings as dramatically. Yeah, scramatically.

Mm-hmm. I'd like to do that. I'd love to see you guys in a scene together. Could we get a scene here? We go right here we go. All right, here we go. Yeah, ready? You got your notes?

Okay. Yep. Here we go. And Lonnie Pocket is playing. Fade up. Musical guest Tom Jones. Why do they announce the musical guest? Don't interrupt.

That's how the sketch starts. That's how the sketch starts. Jesus. Sorry. All right, go again. Musical guest, Tom Jones. Oh, that's exciting. I can't wait to see Tom Jones.

Well, we don't get too excited because we have to foreclose on the house because you've not paid for the house. No! Fade out. Wow. Yeah, that's good. Wow. Yeah.

That's great. I noticed you didn't have a lot to do in this scene. Because I was playing Tom Jones behind the door. Ready to enter. You guys, I am. hammered. Wow! This three Sips of beer

has got me lit up. We have loosened it up. It's a midnight special. This is what happens when I co-hosts. Yeah, this is late at night, but this is bang, bang after dark, if you know what I mean.

It's pretty electric. Oh, really? The buzz you're getting? Yeah. Yeah. Fantastic. You know what? I think...

You guys want to snort some gluten? I guess so. Do you have some on you? Sure. Bring it out. All right. Here we go. Cut it up.

What are you cutting that with? What are you cutting that? That's not a normal. A credit card. That's not a knife. Okay, that is a knife. Hey, that's my knife. This is a critic card.

This is a critic card. Yeah, no, I'm sorry. I was just pointing out that was literally not a knife. It's a credit card. Yeah, here's a butter knife. Just use that. Okay, yeah, here we go. It's a knife.

That's a knife. Yes, this is a knife. For the record, we really mimed me handing him a knife. Yeah, it was really good. And he took it. Your space work is amazing. He took my big knife. Yep.

And I'm trying to figure out how I'm going to cut up this line because batter a knife. Eyes are often time a little bit curved. So it's going to be tough. You might have to flip it around to the flat side. Yeah, or we could just scoop it. Hey, Arshrift, have you ever thought about the fact that your name sort of sounds like Auschwitz? Arsuits?

No, it's exactly where it comes from. Really? So the R doesn't stand for anything? No. It's just R? That's your birth name? Arsrift, yeah. And the whole thing was it because, you know, saints like, it sounds like Auschwitz, you know?

Arshwitz. And my dear friend, Mel Gibson, and his first. father, you know, say I don't exist. We laugh about that. Is R shrift one word and R is in a syllable and you actually have a last name? R period is my first name. Got it. Which is weird because we don't say period in Australia.

What do you say? His middle name is period. Oh, what do you say in Australian instead of period? Full stop. Full stop, of course, yeah. Oh, yes. Yeast. Yes, yeast.

Yeast. Which is actually... I also do gluten-dive yeast. Oh really? You got some of yeast on you? You want to pop off a little yeast up your schnolls? I could use a bum. How do you have yeast? How do you have yeast?

Analy. What? You take yeast anally? Yeah. It's a suppository. Really? Yeah. You pop it right up and it goes right into your bloodstream.

Oh, okay. And what happens when you do that? Well, you get it in fiction. Yeah. You also have a big fat asshole. I've noticed. I look like one of those eight. those apes.

You don't know me? Be careful. One of those. What are you talking about? One of those monkeys. One of those monkeys with a big disdited.

Our Shrift, just spending time with you, couldn't help but notice you got a big fat asshole. It's like, you know, have you been to the Outback Steakhouse? You know,

the bloomin onion? Oh, yeah. That's what I'm saying. My asshole. Exactly. Got it. They modeled it after that. Why are you wearing

cut out pants that have just a clear cellophane? When you got it, flaunted, baby. I guess. That's what we all love about our Shrift. He's so confident.

I don't know that. That saying applies to a big fat asshole. Blumen onion asshole. I think they mean like if you've got a great body or like. That's right. Isklatrugly about this. Oh, brother. About eating this blooming onion.

Oh, boy, okay. It's getting rotten. I don't know. Arstrift. I don't know about you. Is there someone else who can come in here? I think the gluten has done something to his brain because he used to be like that. Yeah, you used to be rotten.

fun and funny? He's just kind of dower and talking about anal sex and 69. It's not anal sex. I'm not gay. Okay, alright, Garstrip. Jesus. It's true. Garshift, come off. Me and what? Just don't say it like

so adamantly. It's true. I have no problem with homosexuality. But you're married to a man. Yes, but it doesn't make me homosexual. Okay. It's my best friend. Right. Wait a minute. That reminds me of this movie idea.

What movie idea? Oh, yeah. About these two guys, one with a bandana. Oh, this is a good idea. Is it sort of loosely based on our shrift? Yeah, definitely those inspirations. We grew up with our story. Spiced on my memoir.

By the way, you know, when you hear about his... He started in Stomp. You know that, right? This is based on your own memoir. Yeah, well, in Australia, we called it clacker. Clacker. And you were in it with your twin brother short? That's right.

Short trick. Short trick. That's right Oh boy All right Look we need to take a I'm sorry No it's good

It's comedy bang bang You were correct You were correct He's dead He's dead but you can bring him up Don't apologize Yeah I'm sorry Short trip died of shortness

Yeah look we need We need to take a break Well yeah everyone who dies Has shortness of breath Right That's right Yeah but it runs out We need to take a break

I chite him did What You killed him Why would you confess that. Is there no... There's no extradition law from the United States.

Yes, there is. Very much is. Very much one. Is there no statute of limitations as well from murder? There's a statue of limitations. Oh, a statue of limitations? It's a big hand.

It's a sea. It's going. No more. Cool it, buddy. That's what it says at the bottom. At the bottom. All right. We need to take a break.

When we come back, we'll have more Andy Sandberg. Of Popster, by the way. Popster. We haven't even talked about that. The most delicious breakfast treat. and we'll have more Claudio Doherty and hosting viciously co-hosting certainly

and our shrift after this we'll be right back with more we'll see comedy bang bang we're back here with Andy Sandberg of of course Brooklyn 99 just wrapped up its season or a few weeks ago and the movie is a big movie I'm very excited for this

Popster the advice from a guy who is a singer-superstar. Is that what it's called? That's the name of the movie. Yep. Advice from a guy who's a singer-superstar. Popster, colon, advice from the guy who's a singer-songwriter. What is it?

Superstar. What's a colon? Oh, okay. I feel like we're getting into it. Adult squiggly. You guys talking about adult squiggly? There's no way that's what they call it in Australia. Adult squiggly.

Adotte squiggly. Oh, dot squiggly. Oh, dot squiggly. No, dot squiggly, and there's dot, dot, and there's dot squiggly. Wait, did you guys, was that from the Laverne and Shirley, Australian version where you had Lenny and dot squiggly? That's right. Yeah. Well, Arsriff, I know you got to go, so.

All right, I got to go. But I got to tell you, Andy, I'm real excited for pop star. Yeah. Thanks, man. Yeah, it's going to be great. It's going to be great. It opens Friday at a theater near you. Hopefully.

Hopefully you live near a theater. God, I pray that you live near a theater. I live right near Athenaneth. Really? Which one? It's got lows. So the Perth loves. Standard.

All right, Arshrift. See you later. So good to see you, Arshrif. Thank you so much for coming. Later, crocodile. I know it's alligator. Goodbye. All right.

We're here with Claudia Roderty as well. The least Australian person. Yeah. You know, does he kept correcting himself, too, to get his accent right? I think he left many years ago, but he feels self-conscious about it. Yeah, he reset on a lot of takes. Yes. I mean, yes.

Yes. What a guy, though. What an amazing guy. He's an incredible guy. Claudia, you mentioned during the break that you had something you wanted to talk about. Yeah. Yeah, do you want to get into it? Or should we bring in the next guest?

Well, I guess, but, I mean, you were so insisting. You were like, please don't let me bring in the next guest. I really want to talk about this. I make my big announcement. Yeah, you have a big announcement. Go ahead, just let everyone know. You know, you're so seldom on these days. At a certain point, we thought you were going to be on every week or so.

You cut that back severely. Yeah, I got too busy. Yeah, you got too busy being in love. So let's hear it. What do you have to announce? I'm going to pilot school. Wow. Yeah.

Congrats. Yeah. Show business is stupid. I want to be a pilot. Yeah, definitely. Like an airline pilot? Yeah, airline, hot air balloon, helicopter, you name it. You'll just fly anything.

Mm-hmm. I just got to be up there in the sky. Durrigible? Yeah. No, that was a question. Oh, not a question. Durr you jibble. Oh, do I dribble.

Sometimes if I fall asleep in a funny, in a funny... Basketball. I like to jibble. Okay, we're getting... What's jibbling? I'll jibble whenever. We're getting fucked up here. No, I'm just telling you the truth about me and my jiblin.

I know. What exactly is jibbling? It's like dribbling but with jibs. Uh-huh. So like if you're like a... The grip department does it a lot. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. May I bring you another beer?

Oh, hello. Oh, the mailer demon is back. Wow. I've never met the mailer demon. I failed to introduce myself to both of you. So scary. I'm the male demon. Whoa.

I'm terrified. A butler, a digital butler. He's actually very helpful. He likes to get us all things. I get you another beer, sir. No, no. Thank you. Yeah, I think one should be enough.

Are you sure? Yeah, I got to drive. May I drive your car home for you? Yeah, well, okay, then. So yes, you'll let him drive and you want a beer, or just you'll let him drive? You got anything harder? Do you have any shots? Well, yes, we can bring you some shots.

It's great to see you, Mailer, Damon. Is it Damon or demon? Melor. Demon. Yeah, it's the demon. Yes, I'm a digital butler. Oh, I see. Ask Jeeves.

Yeah, we conjured him up from the internet. It's when you get someone who's emailed no longer exists. Exactly. Then you conjure the mailer demon. Yeah, he comes back, but is also a butler. Yeah, exactly. He's very polite. It makes sense.

Mm-hmm. Are you see-through? Am I? Just look at him and you tell us. You're sort of flickering and sort of slightly transparent. Flickering in the head, yes, but with a o't timey, a tuxedo on as well. Yes, you have a tray. And a tray at all times.

and a tree at all times to carry your souls away Can I get you something to drink? See, that's the only weird thing about the mailer demon is he says stuff like that to carry your soul away Or, you know, just weird stuff like that Every once in a row of up It felt terrible that I've interrupted

Mr. Sandberg was discussing his new film Oh yes, he was. Yeah, oh yeah, you were going into a lot of detail about it I was eaves dropping outside of it's, well the movie's so good It is, yeah What happens in a... You're going to want to watch it watch it.

Yeah, and all of it, by the way. The whole shot. Don't come in in the middle. You might be a little confused. Yeah, you might be like, what is this? Like editing? What is this? Songs.

Exactly. Yeah, you explain all that at the beginning of the film. Exactly. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, exactly. Mailer Demon, I feel like last time... Yeah. Hey, let's get to it.

Why are you here? It's a wonderful question. I'm here to serve. I'm here. I'll eat as you. Steal yourself. Oh. Hmm. Hmm.

What was that? That's a warning sign right there. That's a red flag for me. What? What would you do with a soul if you had one? I would digitally eat it. Digitally eat it? Is that all you ate?

I eat souls and I also serve pork meal. Pork meals? Yes. Would you like a pork meal? This is going to sound weird, but could I, could I? I get a pork meal? Would you all individually like your own? Yes.

Is that like a meal that consists of pork or is it like oatmeal but with pork? That happens to be someone in between. I'm kind of hungry for pork meal now, the way you describe that oatmeal with pork. I bet it would be okay. It would be all right. Luckily, I have three stealing trays with wonderful tops to it. I will now lift with my three arms. Okay.

And voila. By the way, you have three arms. I don't like how it looks. Exactly. I don't know. Okay. Take one bite of these zeros and ones, these pork zeros and ones. Yeah, it's digital.

That's the other thing about the, the mailer demon is. It's called pork meal. Yeah. It feels, forgive me for this, almost as if the mailer demons got us in a real middle ground. Yeah. Just concept-wise. I'm not sure that we ever figured out quite what he could do or what the rules are. I don't know how to play with him.

He's very spooky. He's spooky. You got to give him that. His voice is very interesting. interesting sounding. Yes. Thank you. So it's hard to figure out

what he wants and hard to figure out what the rules are and what he's in. Seems as though he wants to serve you and steal your souls. Right. Yeah, the only part I don't get

is why he's a butler. And also any of the other part. We might have had a little trouble with that last time too. Well, why are you a butler? Yeah, let's talk about it. Let's ask questions.

I was born into it. Yeah, your father was a my father was a butler and his father before him. Service. Who was your father? He was a Commodore, So, yeah, Mailer Demon.

How did we banish you the last time you were here? Your guess is as good as mine. That's true. It's hard to remember the origin of it, so why one would decide to enter in one. Right. Are all of the comedy bang bangs available online? They are, yeah.

Should we listen to the entire one that he was on? Let's pause this one. In fact, let's go to a break. No, I think we should listen to it while we're on you. Oh, yeah, okay, let's listen to the episode. I can conjure it at any point. Okay, here we go. Let's listen.

This was the Jason Manzukas episode with the... Where Jason Manzucas revealed that he was, in fact, a character. Yeah. Jason Manzookas is a character. Played by Jeffrey Carrier Weidys. Yeah. It's a character he's been developing for many years. His real name is Jeffrey Character Weedy?

Charger Weedys, yes. And he's been developing the Jason Manzookus character for many years as sort of a parody of sleazy men. As I know that you are, in fact, Angela Sternberg. Angela Sternberg. Yeah. Outed.

Really? You're Angela Sternberg? Yeah. I was hoping no one would know, but fuck it. How long have you been doing your character, Andy Sandwich, for? Just since I met you in the parking lot.

Right. Yeah. Since you named me that. Yeah. Right. But before that, I had this other character. Andy Sandberg? Yeah.

Really? And you've been doing that for nigh upon 10, 12 years. Milk that, like, so many. prostates. Oh my God. But now? Now it's out. Now it's out.

You are Angela Sternberg. Wow. Where'd you grow up? New York. I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. Very funny. Same places as Andy, my alter ego.

So you're just exactly the same as you. Almost identical. Just, it's kind of like a boy named Sussex, except for that I'm a woman. Okay. So it's not like a boy named Sue Cich at all. Just got a super dope voice. Yeah. And also my last name, Sternberg.

Wow. So you realized. as a woman that you kind of you had more of a male vibe to you. Yeah, it was kind of a tomboy. Yeah. Baseball. Ring of Keys type of situation?

Very good, Miller Demon. Baseball is something that a tomboy might play. That was a great chime in. Congratulations. The color blue. Sure. Tangerines. Are we all just naming things?

Tangerine is a film about a... Oh, yes. prostitute transgender prostitutes Oh I had no idea I didn't bring that up for that reason I just I can bring anything up as I have access to the entire

What you used to be asked Jeeves Is that right? That is correct I was originally as a jeez I thought you would just like Ask Jeeves I was possessed by the devil Okay Yeah Well you know what we have to go to a break again

Just like Angela Sternberg was possessed by Rap music Oh is that what happened Angela You heard rap music and said Oh, I got to get in on this. Possessed my imagination. Oh, boy. That sounds nice.

Possessed my imagination. Wow. Fantastic. What was the first? Come all over me. Oh, boy. All right. Let's go to a break.

What? Right now? Let's go to a song, Scott. You call HR. No, Mailer demon. We don't want you to come all over him at this point. Oh, very well. I'm just here to serve.

How would that look like, though? Just like digital. It would look like zeros and ones. Just zeros and ones. Did, did, didgy jazz. Exactly. Digital jizz. Slowly dribbling out of...

All right. We gotta go to a break. It's just so old. I'll allow that. Yeah. Let's go to a break. When we come back, I know Mailer Demon you have to go.

But we'll be right back with more Andy Sandberg. More Claudia O'Don-Dority. Comedy Bang Bang, we're back here. Andy Sandberg of the Universal film Popster. Popster. Popster.

Is it an animated film? Sure. Completely animated. And what's the running time? You were bragging, you were like longer than Godfather 2, buddy. Yeah, but I've never seen Godfather 2 and I assume it's 25 minutes. Yeah. Oh, no, no, no.

Godfather 2 is quite a lengthy film. It's three and a half hours, yeah. I always get lengths wrong. Oh, man. How long is your penis? 17 yards. Nope. No.

I say nope. Two millimeters. Somewhere between there. Yeah, in there. That's a good range. Hey, let's just say I've never gotten any complaints except for the people I've had sex with. Okay, you've got to widen the search.

So rude for someone to complain. Overtly rude, but they do. I can call them up on the end of it. Wait, I thought you left. I just returned. I have a few of the complaints here that have been left. Oh, really? Oh, what are they saying?

You have a digital complaint box, Andy, after people have sex with you? Yeah, I never should have set it up, but I did it and I can't shut it down. All right, let's read these complaints. I don't understand the technology. What do we got? Here's the first one.

It says, multi-colored. Melty-colored or multi-color? Multi with a question mark. I've read that one. It looks like a tie-died t-shirt is what it says. Yeah. Oh, gosh. I'll read the names on these, by the way.

All these complaints are about the colors. Yeah, it's like, come on. Fish fan. Fish fan. It's like if it's inside of you, are you worrying about that? the colors. Surely.

I remember him. Oh, come on. He says, I met him in the parking lot in Philadelphia at a fish show and he allowed me to put his tied-eyed member

inside of him. All right, I know you gotta go. Thanks, Meler Demon. Honestly, that could be like 25 different people. We'll see you later. Thanks, buddy. It's great to hear from you.

It's been a pleasure, said. All right. Thank you. Hi, Lord, Damon. Oh my gosh. Wow. If only one guest would come

who wasn't talking about gay sex all the time. It would be great. It's a very raunchy midnight special. I got to say, that's what happens when you do a show late at night and you all have beers. You know what I mean? It's like 8 p.m. Yeah, that's true.

This is our midnight, people who don't stay up late. I stay up pretty late. Do you still stay up late even though you have to get up early in the morning for... Well, what I'm shooting 9-9. 99. I call it the 9-9. Yeah. The 9-9.

That's what he likes for it to be called. I have to get up very early. Yeah. But when I'm not, I stay up very late. So you can do that because I have to get up early for my show. And so I just naturally then wake up at the same time all the time. I can't. I don't.

I reset to late night. You do. Well, you had a late night. I don't know if you know this, but you were on a show called Saturday Night Live, which was a very late night show. No, does not ring a bell. Really? You don't remember anything about Saturday? That doesn't ring a bell.

It's a big part of your CV. What's a CV? A resume. A resume. Oh. What does it stand for? What is it? Curricular vita.

Oh, our Shriff is back. No, our Shrift is back. It's actually our Shrift. I know how it's easy to get them confused. But the vowels are slightly different. Slightly. Oh, now I hear it. Yeah.

Yeah. Did you leave something in the studio? Why have you come back? I left my hat in here. Oh. Let's get a look at this hat. Cleveland Indians. Wow.

That's my team. Whoa. It's just always roots for them. She's a little boy growing up in Cleveland. Phil Necro just captured your imagination. Every day. Yeah. I loved him.

And of course, who could forget the Cleveland Cleveland Cavaliers? Who could? Well, people that don't think, people that are forgetful. Yeah, Alzheimer's patients. Yeah. People who don't care about sports. People who check out on sports teams names, yeah. Yeah.

I mean, if you were, Andy, if you had to name 30 professional basketball teams, could you? I don't know that there are that many. There's got to be 30. If there's 36 NFL teams or so. All right, let me try. Here we go. Professional basketball teams. I try to go as quickly as possible.

Golden State Warriors, Cleveland Cavaliers, Utah Jazz, Detroit Pistons, Boston Celtics, New York Knicks, L.A. Klippers. Did I say Sacramento Kings already? Nope. Philadelphia 76ers. Miami Heat. Milwaukee Bucks. Eugene Flim Flams.

Memphis Grizzlies. Toronto Raptors. You're at 15. You're halfway there. I love this. Fuck. San Antonio Spurs. Houston Rockets.

Um, Austin jibbles. Uh, keep going. Tennessee, Tennessee Titties. Tennessee Titties. Sorry, I have a new moll. Yeah, no, I know what you're going through here.

Tennessee Titties, you're at 19. Uh-huh. New Jersey Nets. Uh-huh. Sorry, Brooklyn Nets. They moved. Uh-huh. You're 20.

You're 20. Ten more. Minnesota Timberwolves. Yes. Charlotte Hornets. Yes. Are they in Charlotte anymore? They might have moved.

Yep. No. Who cares? Okay, who cares? You did it. Denver Nuggets. Yes. Bozman Titties.

Yep. So here's a note with some of the names. Thank you. Atlanta Hawks. Atlanta Hawks. Where am I at? Time. You're at 26.

Time. 26. 26 and I need 30? You need 30. Four more. Holy cool. Four more. Just Arizona.

What about Arizona? Is there one? I don't know. Yes. It's right here. I've written on this. Oh, oh, Phoenix Titties. 27.

Portland Trailblazers. Yes. Seattle. No, they're not anymore. They moved. Supersonics moved? They moved. It's not there anymore.

Oklahoma City Thunder. How many? You're 29. One more. One more? Yeah. Washington, D.C. Tis.

Time. You're not in time. You have 29.5. You said Washington, D.C. Titties. Titties. Yes. Wait, that one was wrong. It's the Washington Wizards.

Oh, that's right. Speaking of nice, here's another memory test for you. What if we played the Hollywood Facts theme song? I will definitely nail it first try. All right, here we go. Ready, this is the Hollywood Facts theme song. Everybody sing along. Nice. Well, it's Hollywood Facts and we're going downtown. Going to Inglewood now. Everybody doing you not to know your stars. There's clits and glamour and lots of bars. Get a drink at a club. Then go down to the Chinese theater.

Hollywood Facts. Take out your dicks. Okay, let's try it. Let's try it again. It's the Hollywood Facts, bro. Here we go. Let's try it again. Here we go.

Nice. Well, it's Hollywood Facts, and we're going downtown. Going to Englewood now. Everybody's doing your facts and know your stars. There's glitz and glamour and lots of bars. Get a drink at a club. Then go down to front of the Chinese Theater. Hollywood Facts and know.

Take Out Your Dix. Check out the facts. It's the Hollywood Facts. One more time for Take Out Your Dicks. Take out your dick. Are you guys not singing? Yeah, why aren't you guys singing? Here we go.

Mailer Demon. Nice. Well, it's Hollywood Fax, and we're going downtown. Going to Englewood now. Everybody know your facts and know your stars. There's glitz and glamour and lots of bars. Get a drink at a club. Then go walk in front of the Chinese Theater.

Hollywood Facts. Take out your dick Check out the facts It's the Hollywood facts Bro Yes Not bad Not bad

Remember how many times We had to do it last time A lot Yeah that was good All right Would you say we nailed it? I think we nailed it Yeah definitely yeah

Mailer Demon I loved it I loved every moment of it Well it resides upon the internet So of course you would love it I listen to it On the daily Oh on the daily

What about our shrift? Do you like it? I loved it What did you love about it? I love the rhythm. I love the lyricality. And I loved every single moment. Everything.

I love holy. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. What's this rubber here? What is this? Wait a minute. Mail or demon? What?

Are you pretending to be R. Schrift? Please. Please just let me have this one moment. So is A Shrift real? What did you invent Oshrift? O'Shrift is real. Oh my God. As real as.

As I. Wait a minute, wait a minute, are you real? Hold on. This is, this seems like rubber too. Hold on. Oh my God, Fabrice Fabrice. Uh-oh, what's up, you cunt-ass cunts? What are you doing, impersonating?

The Mailer Deming impersonating. I fuck all your fucking bitches. Y'all falling for some digital nonsense, some Australian nightmare. I should have known. Your motherfuckers got pranked hard. I should have known because, like, the rules with Mailer Demon, We're so soggy. That's right.

Like my dick, which is a soggy croissant. God. Well, now I understand why all the jokes were so dirty. Yeah. It's like they all came from one kind of mind. Right. That no matter what it sounds like at its core, it's the one interesting idea. Right.

Wow. Hey, Fabrice, what's been going on? What's cracking with you? I don't know. We're just, you know, I don't know. There's not a lot of craft service around here, so maybe you're not interested. I did craft services wore on Popster.

Did you on Popster? Really? Yeah, and I thought it was funny to do all Pop-Torce. Yeah, it was very, very... I would imagine day two or even half of day one, that gets old. The cast and crew were malnourished

pretty badly, yeah. It was like, you know how, you know how Pirates would go and get scurvy? I don't know what you're... Oh, pirates. Pirates. You know how pirates would get scurvy?

They didn't have no vitamin C. Yeah, they needed oranges. That's what happened to most of the cast and crew want pops. They got scurvy. Yeah, because I was only feeding them kind of like, you know, meat-based pop tors. And Claudia, Claudia, Claudia, authority, is that who you really are? Yeah. You are a record, you, you are Claudia O'Donty. Yeah, that's who I am. Just one thing. Wait a minute, you have something sticking out out of your shirt. No, don't look at that. What is this? Wait a minute, you're just yourself underneath there?

I know, I just, it's easy than doing makeup. I wear a rubber mask. You wear a rubber mat. Yeah, I was going to say. I was a real mask. Thank you. Yeah. I spent a lot of money and it was $26,000. Wow. That's amazing. You think that's a lot of money?

Wow. But in Australian, that's $26,000. Exactly. Glad you're still talking about Australia. Yeah, wait a minute. That's where Claudia's from. Wait a minute. Wait, what's that rubber?

Cabrice Fabrice, what is this rubber? Gris. Oh, it's Archerichigan. I knew it. This is the last one, though, right? I don't know. Is it? No.

Pull on his mask. All right, here we go. Okay. Hey, guys. Wait, who's this? Nick Kroll? It's Nick. Hey, man.

Nick. Hey, guys. What are you doing here? I'm exhausted. Yeah. You do a lot of characters. It's so impressive. Oh, I didn't, were there characters?

I've been hiding inside of this nesting, though. Right. Yeah, a lot of characters on the exterior. Hey, Scott, Claudia. Can I have a word real quick? Yeah. Nick, do you mind not listening to this? Sure.

Yeah, no, just take your headphones off. I'm happy to go. Thank you. Hey, Andy, what's it? Hey, you guys, this is fucked up. This is so fucked up. I know for a fact that Nick Kroll has something else he's doing right now. There's no way this is how.

This can't be Nick Kroll. No, because I heard that he was going to be jacking off in the bathroom at Chick-fil-A right now. He told me. Wait, at Chick-fil-A's policies. So this isn't here. That's not me. No, there's no way. So, look, we have two choices.

We can either try and pull off the mask and see who it is, or we can just fucking shoot him in the fuck. face. I don't know. I brought only five guns. I only have 17. I don't know what to do. I don't know what's... I think we should shoot him. I think we should fucking shoot him in the face. I'm gonna say so. Who knows? Because who knows who could be under there? It could be harsh rift. It could be mailer demon or worse. Oh, he's taking off another mob. Wait a minute.

Oh no, not Sylvester Stallone. This kid makes great pictures. Yeah. This pop star. I saw it. I saw it. It was great. Thanks. It's a great picture. Andy, can I talk to you for a second? Yeah, Sly, excuse me, one second. No problem. I saw a little bit of plastic sticking up underneath.

Oh, no. You did this? I think that's not the real slide. I don't think that's the real slide. Claudia, are you in on this? I think I am in on this, but I'm scared to find out what's underneath it are. Who knows? What's going to be under there?

We're going to need you to pull on it. Okay. Excuse me, Mr. Stallone? Yeah. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Just promise me, Claudia. If you pull the mask off and it's not. not actually Celestor Sloan, and you think there's a chance there's another mask,

you'll keep pulling the masks off super fast until there are no more masks. You've got it, Andy, I make this promise to you. Okay. Here we go. Here we go. Excuse me, Mr. Stallone, that shirt's beautiful. Do you mind if I feel the collar? It's Emilio Zignor.

Wow, I love that. Can I feel the collar? Yeah, it's pure silk, 100%. I'm... Cutting it now! Boom, talk. It's Mrs. Downfire. Please, clap.

Claudia, please now, please. You have to. No rules. No, it's Bill Maher. Claudia, now. Definitely leave it here. This is the real person. No way, it's not.

This is who we were waiting for. Creaky gate? It's a creaky gate. I love this one. So wait, hold on, let me get this straight. A creaky gate wore like approximately 35 masks. Yeah. And was doing characters?

standard. Anyway, Scott, I don't want to speak out of term, but I think this is the part where you ask me personal questions when we get serious. Oh, yeah. Do you believe in God? I'm not sure. Creaky Gate? Creeky Gate, don't you dare stop? Don't you fucking stop? I'm answering serious questions. Yeah. You know what? I barely have any time left to ask you any serious questions. I'm so sorry. But just shoot, because I feel like it would really sound nice right now. Yeah. I don't know. Look, God, this is the creakiest gate I've ever heard. It's so creaky. It's just swinging open.

Do you have any gate grease on you? Of course I do. Oh, will you put it on? Yeah, here we go, ready? So now it's just a nice gate. It's just a nice creakless gate. Or is it? Claudia now!

It was the mailer demon. The whole time. Wow. I guess you could see that coming. quite a way off. I could, I can see the future. Oh, what's going to happen? Popstar is going to make $100 million.

It's opening night. Is that good? Opening night! Yes. Claudia. Uh-huh. Season 14 of love will be its finest. Oh, well, I look forward to that.

Hmm. What about me? What about me? What about me? Scott. Comedy Bang Bang will be the longest running podcast in Earwolf history. And now I know.

you're lying. Claudia, now! Hey guys. Nick, you're back. Sort of. Sort of. I'm sort of back. What does that mean? I don't even know. Jesus.

Wow. Well, I was going to say this is a tour de force, but more like a force majeure. That's fair. Yeah. More like a tour de France. Yeah. By Lance Armstrong. Long and painful.

We found out he's been doping. the entire time. It kind of has like one nut. Doesn't deserve any of his success. Fucking nutless wonder. All right. We got one last thing to do on the show. That's a little something called plugs.

Nice and short. It's going to tell us some plugs. Oh, very nice. Thank you so much. Yellow Bellied Sullivan. and if you have a theme song, you know what to do, so you better do it.

That was fantastic. Yeah, a great one. I would let you know when I cut my beard that grew while we were listening to it. Did you thought that was long? I don't know. It was like 20 seconds.

I'm sleepy. All right. What are we plugging, guys? Andy, you've been talking about it incessantly, but this movie that you have. What can I say? I'm a pitch man. Yep.

Pop Star, Never Stop, Never Stopping. It's a movie, the Lonely Island movie. Mm-hmm. This is finally, I mean, you know, Hot Rod was a lonely island movie of sorts. Of sorts. But you guys didn't write it. We didn't write it. We did a little rewrite on it and made it.

But this is a true just... From the ground up, we wrote it. Soup to nuts. Soup to nuts. And it's really fun. I like it. Mm-hmm. I think folks who like what we've made in the past and who like this podcast will like it.

This is the target audience for this movie. I would say so. I think it's a jaunty good time. Yep, fantastic. Yep. That sounds good. Yeah. Claudia, what do you have to plug here?

Nothing? Nothing, really. Yeah, nothing. Okay. Mm-hmm. Great. All right, fantastic. And Nick.

Just the stuff I'm doing with Claudia right now. Wait, but she's doing nothing. Right. Wait, so I'm sorry, yes. So you're doing nothing as well? Yeah, we're doing a follow-up. show to love called nothing. Because that is what comes after love.

Well, that's also, that's, yeah, I mean, in tennis, love means nothing. Nothing. It's a show called nothing, and it takes place in Eagle Rock. It just goes further east. Fantastic. I want to plug, well, you know, I got a plug. First of all, thanks to everyone who came out to the Bang Bang Tour that we did

this month. This is tacky. What, thanking people? What, me plugging something? You plugged your movie. Tell you what? I want to plug my ears. Oh, you son of one bitch. That's my mom. Yeah, I know.

I deserved it. I do want to plug on the same... Here's what I would suggest. On Friday, go out, go to a matinee of Andy's movie. Please. Because at 11 and 11.30, you are going to want to see the Bang Bang TV show because we are back for season five on Friday at 11 and 1130. At 11, we have Kevin Bacon. and we have Ben Schwartz,

and then at 1130 we have the Lonely Island. Boom. And the Oh, hello guys. Germs, I'm sure. Wait, are you here? I've been here the whole time. Wait a minute. You just took off your mask.

It's been you the entire time? It's been Gilfizan. Gil! And you guys split up to do press. Yeah. Yeah. To do press for my show? St. Kegli's doing you made it weird.

Oh, I want to hear that one. It's going to be long. Yeah, well. Same good one. Wow. So check that out. Did you have a good time doing the show? Which one?

The comedy pancakes are the one you're doing press for. Oh, sure. It's great. With Andy here and the Lonely Island? Oh, my God. These guys are the best. I love these guys. Yeah, of course.

Lazy Susan. I love it. Yeah, you're a big fan. I'm a huge fan. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Okay.

So there it is. All right. Well, thanks for dropping by the show. All right. All right, well, oh, really, you're leaving? I got it, come. All right, well, now before we close up the old plug bag, what do you say? Sure, and then I'll just be sitting in my Volvo with the windows closed.

Okay, really. Let's close it up. Here we go. Going to listen to some plugs. Go to listen to some plugs. Going to listen to some plugs. Going to get my in for hours. Going to get my jobs.

I'll talk about it. Talk about my jobs. Go to some plugs. Go to some plugs. Going to listen to some plugs. All right, guys. Wow, we did it. So, I mean, Gil over here had so many masks on. I have a tiny head in reality.

I was going to say, Claudia has a tiny body when you see her. Yeah. But it's all in proportion with itself. Yeah, exactly. I mean, you have a tiny head in a normal. I got what they called beetle juice disease. I was going to say, it reminds me a lot of that tiny head in beetle juice. Yeah.

The shrunken head guy, but it's still on the body. It's true. That's exactly what it is. Wow, I never knew. What are you going to do? You know what I mean? I do know what I mean. Wear a lot of masks to balance out your shoulders. Exactly.

What are these all made of? It made of just synthetics. So the normal answer. Yeah, that's right. Great. I'm glad I teed you up. What would have been a funny? We call that a ground rule double.

What would have been a funnier answer? I don't know, man. I'm open to them. actual human skin. I'm open to suggestions as opposed to put down. Pork meal. What's that? Pork meal.

Pork meal would have been an amazing way to end the show would have been a callback. That would have at least been a callback. Yeah. Yeah. You're maybe just burnt. It's been a lot. It's been a long day. You've done a lot of people.

I've been in my car the whole day. Why? Should we like apologize to everyone listening? No, of course not. You're right. We should be confident. I'm sorry. She was very proud and happy about what's happened.

I think I asked that last time when we did Hollywood Fax, and then that turned out great. It turned out great. People love it. So, yeah, I won't say that about this episode, but I will say, let's at least be faux-confident. Gil, why have you been sitting in your car the whole time? Because I'm just doing my taxes. I don't know. What are you guys doing?

You're late, first of all. It's almost June. Where do you do your busy work? I don't know. You're doing turbo tax? in your car? Yeah, but long-hand. Long-hand turbo tax?

I print that my turbo tax. All right, we don't have time to talk to you. I wish we did. They're charmed. I'm sure you are charmed. He does say that all right. All right, we need to go. Claudia, thank you so much.

It's great to see you again. It's been so fun to host this show with you. Yeah, and good luck to you in your future endeavors being a stand-in. Thank you. Yeah, I hope that happens for you. I feel good about it, and I'll see you on the set of... What's it called, by the way? I know you said you had a wonderful title.

Oh, yeah. It's called Stomp in the name of love. Stomp in the name of love. Wow, that's an amazing movie. And when does it start production? Tomorrow. Tomorrow. Oh, what time's the call time?

We have got to get to bed. Call time's four in the morning. Four in the morning, Andy. Well, I agreed to it before I heard anything about it, and I'm a man of my word. Yep. I'm very excited. See you and said Andy. Okay.

You got it. Bye, Sandwich. Goodbye. And Andy, thank you so much for being here. Good luck with Popstar. I will be first in line to see it. Thanks, Scott. I literally love you. Oh, I literally love you. And Nick, or sorry, Gil. I don't know who you are anymore.

I don't either. Yeah, Gil, thank you. Oh, thank you so much. Can I hang out in here for a couple days? I guess so. Where do you want? What do you want? The corner? Yeah, I'd love that corner. Yeah, it's a nice looking corner. I'm going to paint it brown and make myself feel comfortable. What did you say? We're going to paint it brown and so I can make myself feel comfortable.

Should we pull a few more math? Yeah, here we go. Ready? Clio now! Coqueredico! Oh! Clotia now! Clotia now!

That's me. Johnny Cash. It's me, breaking Johnny Cash. All right, we gotta go. Thanks, bye.