Comedy Bang Bang: The Podcast - Bonus Bang: The Dream Lords (Andrea Savage, Jon Gabrus, Will Hines, Holly Prazoff)

Episode Date: September 24, 2026

On this Bonus Bang—wake up from your slumber and listen to actress Andrea Savage as she joins Scott and intern Gino to talk about her new TV show “I’m Sorry” on this week’s Comedy Bang! Bang! You’ll also hear Morpheus, The Dream Lord stop by to warn Scott about his recent troubling dreams. Plus, entrepreneur Mary Lisa joins everyone in the dream world to beta test a new meal delivery service. Originally released on July 3, 2017 as episode 496. Don’t forget to check out the Comedy Bang! Bang! Action Figures at shop.figurecollections.com and go to actionfigurecellar.com for international purchases. If you want more great episodes of Comedy Bang! Bang! become a subscriber at comedybangbangworld.com. We have all of the past episodes from the archives, every live show, ad-free new episodes, and original shows like CBB Presents and Scott Hasn’t Seen. Find more great Comedy Bang! Bang! merch at https://www.podswag.com/collections/comedy-bang-bang Get access to all the podcasts you love, music channels and radio shows with the SiriusXM App! Get 3 months free using this show link: https://siriusxm.com/cbb Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Hey everyone, Scott Ackerman here, and welcome to another bonus bang, where we are re-releasing great episodes of Comedy Bang Bang out from behind the paywall. And this week's bonus bang is the latest in a series we're calling, Mind Your Own Business, where we are featuring the entrepreneurs and small business owners that come on the show to launch their products and services. Now, this episode is called The Dream Lords. Up top, we have my intern Gino, played by John Gables, of course. And then we talk with my friend, Andres Savage, about her show I'm Sour.

Sorry. And then after that, we're joined by Morpheus the Dreamlord, the titular Dreamlord, played by Will Hines. And our final guest is this episode's entrepreneur-de-jure Mary Lisa, played by Holly Prazoff. Mary is pitching a unique new meal delivery system, which I think you're going to enjoy. This episode was originally released on July 3rd, 2017 as episode 496, and that's all there is to say about it. I think you're going to enjoy it. Now, I do want to tell you, We still have some great shows coming up on our 2026 ground beefing tour. We're going to be in Huntington, New York, in the Long Island area on October 6th. Our rescheduled show for the Boston area is going to be in Medford on October 7th.

And then we're in Troy, New York on October 8th. And I also have one last show that I'm going to be announcing pretty soon that we're going to be doing in December. So listen for that. We want you to see us. Ticket links are at CBBWorld.com slash tour. You can get the tickets for all. of the shows there. Now, if you enjoy this episode and you want to hear other great episodes of Comedy Bang Bang as well, the shows like CBB Presents, Scott hasn't seen, the neighborhood listen,

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Action. I already started, Gino. Cut. Wait a minute. Why cut? Action then, fine. Okay, look, just keep on action. Just stay on action.

Let's just say, blanket action. Blanket action, I'll cut at the end of the show. I got a little blanket action last night. Okay, I'm going to ask you about that in one second. Let me introduce the show. This is Comedy Bang Bang. Thanks to Shampoodler, Catchphrase Superstar, that wonderful catchphrase. I'm Scott Ackerman. Welcome to Comedy Bang Bang.

Dads and grads, get the fuck out of here. We're in the middle of July now. Well, not in the middle. I guess we are in the middle of it. Second and July 3rd. Oh, that's not the middle. That's definitely the beginning. It's not the very beginning. It's not the aides of July. Yeah, exactly. The aides of July. How do you know what the aides are? Are you a big Julius Caesar fan? Did you go to that recent production I heard about? I've been going, I have been standing outside with my oak tag for a while. that says leave the acting to the ladies.

I don't know what any of that means. I'm not positive what it means either, but I was trying to be, you know, 2017 and all that jazz. Welcome to the show. This is Comedy Bang Bang for another week. July, this is... And then after this week, it's not Comedy Bang Bang anymore, right?

I might change the name. I did that two years in. You never know what's going to happen. Fuck it. Let's do it again. Fuck it. We're eight years in. Sell it back to IFC. Hey. We're in the middle of July.

Like I've said, and my intern, Gino is here, Gino Lombardo, from direct from the Long Island. Oh, for the first fucking time in my 100 guests on this goddamn show. You got it right. Strong Island, welcome back to the show. Thanks for having it back. Yeah, I finally made back. I got saved up Delta Miles buying creatine at GNC, so I was able to just pop over here. You really have to bulk up, by the way.

You have lost weight since I last. when it gets hot out, you know, because I walk everywhere since I sold my car. Wait, why did you sell your car? Well, I got, I traded my car. For what? For what I was told was a hoverboard. You were told it was a hoverboards don't exist yet? Well, hindsight's 2020, Occam.

What was it? Like a skateboard without wheels? It was a snowboard. Okay. I strapped into it and jumped and grabbed my cousin's car and I fucking sent sparks flying everywhere, blew out both MCLs. So I wasn't able to. the squat or deadlift, which is the real way to put on mass.

Right. So I'm shrinking away to nothing over here. I'm so sorry. I'm mega dosing pre-workout and cell tech, and I'm just trying to get back to where I was. We'll get you come the winter. You'll store up some fat, hopefully. Oh, that would be ideal if I could just rack up some fucking LBs, baby. Yeah.

You ever think about not going to the bathroom and storing it up that way? Yeah, I think about not going to the bathroom half hour into any fucking movie I'm seeing. That's for sure. You have a small bladder? Yeah, I have a very small bladder. And I don't know if it has any correlation, but I also have a small penis. Okay. I don't think those two are related, but it's always nice to hear.

I feel like if you have a long penis, you can hold pee in the urethra. You can hold a little bit in there. Wait, so just like your penis fills with pee? Yeah. Because it's like eight inches long. And then when it starts slowly dripping out is when you know you've got to run and go pee in the bathroom. Do you see this Wonder Woman movie? I did, yes.

Did you like it? I need more Chris Pine. I don't know what you mean by that. I don't know. You know, it was cool and all. I love that she, like, was a, you know, a woman superhero. Sure. That was, like, a fun switch, you know.

But I need more Chris Pine. Okay. Well, I mean, you're, uh, we've established you're a bisexual man. I am a bisexual man. Right. I always forget that we've established that. So you have the best of both worlds with-clothed by for so long. Right, yeah.

You have the best of both worlds, though, with Gal Gadot and. Yeah, I'm ready to Gal Gadot. Do, I'm hard. None of that. I'm pining for him and gal dope. I came. Also, I love that little Middle Eastern dude. Middle Eastern.

Oh, wait, yeah, yeah. With the Fez? Yeah, yeah. What a rag-tag motley crew she had gathered around. I know. They had the cliche giant Native American. No. But you said clit and then you said cliché.

Just real quick off mic. Do you need me to say click? No, please don't say clit at all. Okay, let's just drop this in case we need this. Wild Lines, take one. Clit. Okay, we got it. We got it. Gino, tell me about your blanket escapades that you hyped at the beginning of the show. What happened to you recently?

I went to go see Dennis Miller interview Bill O'Reilly at the Westbury Music Fair. No, I've seen them on a double bill. They're fucking hysterical. I wonder, does Dennis Miller do stand-up and then interviews Bill Riley? Or does Bill Riley do stand-up and interviews Dennis Miller? You know what? It's not really, I watched the whole thing, but because, all right, so I was getting some blanket action. And so I was getting a tug job for my friend Ronnie.

And during the, because we brought in a blanket. You know, it's like Hollywood Bowl there. You could bring in fucking picnic baskets and Merlows and whatnot. Is it covered, by the way, or did you just bring it a blanket to a covered arena and everyone's wondering? It was an indoor stadium. And arena is an overstatement. It was about 100 seats.

Because, you know, Dennis Miller and Bill O'Reilly can sell out the Westbury Music Fair on the island, but that's about it. But it was fun to just get a bunch of like-minded individuals, people there just there to laugh, like comedy nerds. You know, Dennis Miller comedy notes? All right. Let's get some wild lines real quick. Alt-right clit.

No, no, no, no. No. In what world would alt-right and clit be next to each other in a sentence? I'd be like, oh, you say you're from the alt-right? Then show me where your clit is. I don't think that makes sense. That's the only sentence I could figure out to put them both in. All right.

But this Dennis Miller is fucking hysterical. Have you heard of this guy? Yes. I am out of here. I don't think he has a podcast so maybe you don't know him. No. I have a wide breadth of knowledge about comedy and comedy history. All right.

I don't want to hear about that. So Ronnie, is Ronnie a new acquisition for you? No. Hey, come on. Ronnie and I are just kind of seeing each other. He's on this app, buy me. It's by me. It's spelled bite me, but the tea is silent.

And you're supposed to know that it's either it's a fake. It's spelled bite me, but the tea is silent. So B-I-E. It's secretly for bisexual. people, but the cover is that it's for vampires. So everyone has to dress like a vampire. Everyone's in the closet as bisexual.

Right, so we pretend to be vampires on this dating site. But everyone knows we're just all bisexual. Okay, well, you're kind of blown up at spot right now. Yeah, but who listens to, name one person that listens to Comedy Bang Bang and is a member of the Vampire slash bisexual. That's a huge Van Diagram.

I would be the only person in that Venn diagram, but I don't listen to this show. Okay, so they're just two circles. I can't get it all. I'm asking next to each other. You what do you mean you can't get it in your iPod? I can't get this on my... You have to transfer files over to your iPod.

From what? From the cloud, I don't know. How do I get my pod in the cloud, bro? Okay, look, this is a tech conversation. First of all, as my intern, you should know things like this. I am all about the board. You know me. I'm switching.

You are not in front of the board right now. You just immediately sat down in front of a microphone. But that's my special. I know. And then I'm also good with like snacks, waters, coffees, teas. Sure. You haven't gotten any of that stuff, by the way. No, I know.

but I worry you're going Hollywood. Are you, no, I'm not going, oh, how, you know, oh, you motherfucker. Hey, I'm sorry to say. Oh, call your boss a motherfucker. Wait, you're my fucking boss? Yes, you're my intern. You run this thing? Yes.

I thought you were just like some guy they hired to host this shit, like, uh, LL Cool J on Lipsink Battle. I am sort of the LL Cool J in Lipsing Battle of podcasting. Oh, hey, that's a pretty solid title. That's not bad. I'm not Hollywood, by the way. I'm not out there fucking doing blow with underage kids and shooting weird scenes in movies.

No, I'm not doing any of that. I'm blue-collar, do-and-die. I fucking, I don't have a car. I don't have... That's not a blue-collar attribute. You're right? What's going on? I accidentally... Ronnie likes to choose tobacco.

You still have something in your throat from Ronnie? No. I was receiving, and it was a tug job. We've ruined the blanket. That's about it. I had to throw out my good Hofstra, Nittany Lions blanket. And it's a misprint because the Nittany Lions are Penn State.

So it's a rare misprint. It's a rare misprint. It's a rare misprint. Yeah. And I fucking came all over it. The thing is like a fucking sheet of loose leaf now. I'm sorry. I'm sorry to hear that.

I'm sorry that I'm talking so much about me coming again. That's okay. Gino, as you know, this is the show where we talk to interesting people. That's our new tagline. I hope you're getting, yeah. We have a tagline now? Yeah, the show. This place, you talk about me going Hollywood. Mr. We got Stitcher Premiums.

We got fucking this. I'm trying to get people interested in the show. So I'm trying to get like encapsulated in one sentence. This is Comedy Bang Bang, the show where we talk to interesting people. I got a good tagline. Yeah. Do you have 700 free hours?

Why don't you listen to this comedy show? Are you blind? That's a good one. You should get blind people to be a fan of this. I think they probably are. I apologize to all of our visually impaired listeners out there. Thank you. And if you want a transcript to this.

this in Braille. Just write to Gino. I just bought a Braille typewriter. Did you really? For what reason? What? For what reason? To write a book?

What the fuck? The question is that? Okay, I don't know. What else do you buy a typewriter for? The Braille one was cheaper. Okay. Well, you're limiting your audience of publishers able to read it either. Well, once I scan it to PDF, then I'll be able to just you get it on the e-reader.

Okay. Can you get braille on your e-reader? I don't know. I doubt it, right? I doubt it. Although they should make E-readers with little bumps on them. Yeah, at least.

It doesn't have to mean anything. At least. What about it most? Fine, at most. Okay. You need bumps on an E-reader so it has a solid grip so you don't drop it in a kitty pool.

Mm-hmm. Did you say kitty pool or kitty? Kitty with a tee. Kitty? You have a pool for your cats? I have a pool for my adult cat to have Berthin. To give Berthin.

Have or give, whatever you want to call it. She's going to have a child, which is a kid. Probably several. Probably, yeah, I hope so. I hope they all have a lot of paws, a lot of toes on their paws. I want them all to have four paws each and as many toes as they want on each paw. That's a wonderful, wonder.

It's almost like a nice toast. May you have the right number of paws and as many toes as you need. Chin Chin Chin. Hey, Chin Chin. I used to work there on Ventura Boulevard. Chin Chin is what my dad used to call my mom because she was overweight. Oh, dear. That's not nice of your dad.

Look, Gina, we have to get to our first guest. Yeah, I'm not going to talk after this. No, please talk. I mean, you basically have no duties anymore since you didn't sit down in front of a board or get anyone anything. We'll pass the board over here. Okay, here, you want the board?

All right. Okay. Okay, this is got to be... Turn up. Turn it up. Okay, yeah, God. It's perfect. Mine's perfect.

Okay, no, turn it down now. Okay, sorry. Okay, this is much better. Much better. All right, just don't fuck with anything, all right? We have to get to our first guest. So now, just so you know, it's not that I'm not working. It's that I'm not fucking with anything.

Right. You are working, making sure that everything is just, Just right, meaning leave it all alone. Okay. Okay, great. Let's get to our first guest. This is very exciting for me because she is a television star. Is she one of the aforementioned interesting people?

Yes, she is. Yes. We'll have several. We'll have several. We'll have an entrepreneur a little later and someone with a very interesting job coming up. But before we get to them, let's get to our first guest. She is a television star. She is the star.

Let's see, you've seen her in Veep if you happen to watch that show and happen to have watched the episodes that she's in. So to be fair, if you haven't seen this show, you might not have seen her in that show. You probably did not see her. But if you've watched the show, you've seen her. But if you're a sporadic viewer, you may not have caught her because you have to watch the actual episodes that she's in. Does that make sense? Yeah, that totally makes sense.

Right. Okay. She was also one of the hot wives of Las Vegas. Yeah, Orlando. Orlando, that's right. And Vegas. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.

She's been on the show before. Yeah. And she has a new television show called, uh, I'm a, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Okay, I'll get to it. I'll get to it. I'm sorry.

On True TV, premiering next week, July 12th, 10 p.m. With two episodes, and then I would imagine it goes to one a week after that. Correct, correct. She, star creator. Writer, crafty. Writer. Directed some. Did craft service?

Mm-hmm. She's crafty. Did hair? Ooh. Now, there. This is exciting. You're right. This is one of those interesting people.

Yeah. Please welcome to the show, Andrea Savage. Hello, Andrea. Hello, Gino. Hello, Scott. Hi, Andrea. Oh. Have you ever been around a beautiful Hollywood actress before?

I've never been around the beautiful woman, no, period. Hollywood actress or not? Well, you come from Long Island. I come from Long Island where everyone is just, we top out at six is. Right. So a Long Island 10 is about a Hollywood two? Yeah, it's like a Hollywood two. Yeah.

Great. Well, we have a Hollywood 10 right here. Oh, Scott. She... Pump the brakes. Yeah. Put your dick away. She's reaching for pepper spray.

What about salt spray? You know what I mean? Yeah. What about it? You want to shit on the bow of boat together? Like, fucking Jack and the redhead? Let's put some salt in that pepper spray, you know? Maybe you can spray some steaks with it.

Spray some steaks. Spray someone down and also get a great curl in your hair. You know what I mean? Andrea, welcome back to the show. Thank you. Nice to see you. Lovely to see you. We have a new television show we're here to talk about.

I'm sorry, which is the title. And what does that have to do with? Is that like what your character says all the time? Is that why it's... No. No, just kind of seemed like a title. Like you're apologizing to the audience for having watched it. Yeah, yeah.

I wanted something that if people don't like the show, they'll have really cool ways of shitting on it in the press. Right. Do you know what I mean? Like, I'm sorry. I watched. stuff like that. Sorry needs to

Pre-write the headlines. Yeah, pre-write the headlines. I gave this to you. You're not clever, you dick. Right, yeah. And also, it's like, if people watch it and they don't like it, they can be like, well, at least she apologized. Right.

It really just like works on a lot of levels. Yeah. What a waste of my time. Oh, she's sorry. She apologized before I even started. So this is on me for having watched it. Andrew, tell us about this show. Yeah.

I've seen, I went, you know, I hate to brag about these kind of things, but you had a big Hollywood premiere and I was heavily featured against the step and repeat. A lot of wire image, a lot of wire image time for Scott Ackerman and his lovely wife. Do they have to put like a little connection

on top of the step and repeat to get your fucking head in there? Or are they like... Like an extension? Yeah, I put a little extension because they're like, we got a step and repeat, we got fucking the guy from Comedy Bang Bang's head is in front of a brick wall.

I'm not like... Is he that tall? You seem really tall sitting. Okay, but you're a tiny, tiny man. You are a very, very petite, petite man. I know it's something I've been struggling with my whole life. Yeah. It's, I wish I was a giant overweight monster, you know,

because then I could feel a certain way. Like, I want to be called big man by every bouncer that I interact with. That's the dream. Excuse me, big man, anytime a guy's got to walk through a crowd, puts his hand on my shoulder or a small on my back, I would dream to have that. But instead, I'm just some little tiny guy, No bouncer ever even interacts with.

You don't have any bouncer interactions? I have some bouncing. I don't buy that for a second. I feel like you have heavy bouncer interaction. Are you able just to slip through their legs or something? I have some bounce interactions because my driver's license is a profile, and they've never seen a profile. How did they let you get away? Did you, like, draw a face on the side of your head?

I showed up in a T2 costume with like a half metal skeleton on my face. I thought it would be a fun gag, and they were like... Well, it was Halloween. I was trying to get straight to trick-or-treating. I was getting my learners permit and my trick-or-treating license. Well, not my license, but you know what I mean. And they were like, we can't have the metal thing in your face. I'm like, I'm not reapplying all this bullshit makeup.

So they were like, all right, we'll allow one profile photo. The only one we've ever done. In the history of America. So the bouncers are always like, what the fuck is this? And I have to like turn my head to the side. And then I explain the whole Terminator thing. And then some of these young bouncers, I have to be like, no, T2, Judgment Day. Yeah.

And they're like, wait a minute. Do you mean the new Terminator that aren't. Schwartzinger wasn't in, the Christian Bale one where he yelled at the... Yeah, Genesis. Yeah, exactly. It's a big long conversation. Speaking of big long conversations, let's get into one with Andrea here. Oh my goodness.

Enough about me. No, never. Let's talk about the show because I saw an episode of this and I'm still reeling. Oh my God, no, no, no. I feel like it takes people quite a bit of time. Are you telling the truth right now or did you leave right after you got your picture taken? Because I know you do that for a lot of your friends screaming. Right, yeah, I show up, give them a little juice.

Hey, it's me from comedy bang bang. Smile, and then you just get back in your motorcycle and get out of it. I love the explanation, by the way, to photographers of who I am. That's not emasculating ever. When they're screaming your name, screaming your name, and then you're like, you hear them go, who's that? What is he? Wait, who is he?

Mm-hmm. Love it. No, it's cool. One time I did a step and repeat when I was just at some thing. Where are you doing a step-in before? I was doing sound, and I just walked down the red carpet. And just kept stopping and repeating your steps. And I was like, oh.

And then when I got to it, I looked out at all the reporters and they were all pretending to fix their cameras. Oh, this thing's broken. They were all like, oh, let me just get the focus right. And I'll just stand there. Are you sure they wouldn't putting it on Zoom because you're so small? That's true. That could be fair. They might have been putting like a little matchstick in the frame so that they can have some perspective.

They can have some perspective. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So they could find you in peace. Yes, I'm sorry that you had to go through that for me. Oh, no problem. I'm sorry you had to go through what you had to go through. But I would support me in my career. Grassroots marketing.

She's saying, I'm sorry. Wow, you could be really subliminally advertising show. You can slip it in there all the time, yeah. Wow. I slip, yeah. But I caught an episode of it, and I feel like I know the premise of the show, and I feel like I know the premise of the show, and I feel like I know the episode by accident. Like, you're going to grab a drink, and you're like, hey, oh, look, it's that show. I know this girl.

She invited me to this fucking thing. Let me step and repeat in my suit that I carefully put on. Not that carefully if you look at it. Oh, boy. Oh, boy, it was disaster? Not good pictures. You went with the classic five-piece suit and it just didn't work? I'm in between sizes right now, I feel.

Oh, boy. You saw it, yes. There are people that you know and you enjoy. Okay, we got a dude from that thing you do. Tom Everett Scott plays my husband. I am Sparta Cas. Okay. He says that before, a solo in the movie.

Oh, okay. All right. I thought you were just quoting lines from Spartacus. No, he was in the Oneaters or Captain Geach and the Shrimp Shack Shooters. That was a big fan. I fucking love that movie, dude. Ethan Embry. Tom Everett's Scott.

It's got everything you need in a fucking movie. Those are the two things you need? Call Hollywood, because they are not. Steve Zon, bro. Come on. All right, bro. Playtone records. Wait, so those are your four ingredients.

Tom Evans Scott, Ethan Embry. Ethan Embry. Steve Zon and Playton Records. Bingo, baby. Sounds good. Yeah, Tom Everett Scott's in there. We also have Jason, Jay Dog Manzook is in there. Is he recurring or is he a reg? He's re-heurs.

And what kind of psychopath pervert is he playing on your show? He plays one of my close friends slash writing partner. Oh, wow. Yeah, yeah. He's in four or five of them. It's a big undertaking for Jason to not play an absolute scumbag. No, he's a skimbag in it. He's a little bit of a scumbag in it. But not as scumbaggy as he can be in life. You know what I mean? I feel like you're shouting, by the way. I don't know if you're aware that my voice is piercingly loud. It really, really is. A small fact on my show.

All the levels are going to, they're all going to even out in the wash. Let me take. There's a little fun fact on my show, we do not use sound on the show. Really? That it is just me screaming from set into your home. It's just like a blimp basically above is recording everything. It gets, no, it's just from my mouth into your home. Crazy.

Yeah, yeah. So your show has to be live because technically we're supposed to be listening out the window to hear you. Well, the fact is, is it travels so well. that it actually just lingers out there. It times perfectly. It just echoes through. Jason Mansukas is in it. He puts the man in Manzukas, doesn't he?

Judy Greer. Judy Greer's in it. Amazing. Friend of the television show, not friend of the podcast. Oh, really? Dained to do the podcast. Let me tell. She should get on this thing.

She would love to do it. She's got some shit to plug, that's for sure. She's in everything. Also, you have this dude who is in Bejillion. I'm blanking on his name. Gary Anthony Williams? Yes, very funny. He's amazing.

He's in a bunch of them. June Squib. June Squib from Nebraska. Nebraska, she's in it? What? And then in the series we got Lizzie Kaplan and Nick Kroly. And Shirezels? Oh my gosh.

Kool-op. Oh, yeah. Those are that saying. Morgan Walsh. Diversity hire. Yeah, diversity hire. 100%. Got a lot of great people coming in the pipeline.

And you really made it seem like you were doing a huge favor showing up to step and repeat thing, but then you're telling that your ex-girlfriend, Kulap, is on the show. She may have been the person that they really wanted to. Yeah. He may have been a plus one. Right. It's fine. Bajillion creator and freak giant husband.

I did not create a bajilis. Well, no, that would be Kulap, is I'm saying. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I thought you were giving me a two-part. No, no, no. No, you're just the freak giant husband. Tell us about the premise of this show because it seems to me as if it's about a bunch of people in Los Angeles who sort of circle around each other and they have, they're sort of like, why are we always ending up in the same places?

No. No. I don't feel like it's about that at all. I don't think that was a line at all. I don't recall them ever saying, why are we? It seems like all of these actors that you mentioned, they all, like they'll be in one location, then they end up in another location. It's like very odd that the same people are always kind of in the same places. You mean like a TV show where like the same actors go from like set to set because they live in that world?

Yeah, I thought it was odd. You got to understand that Scott's only experience in TV is having random weirdos sit on a couch and talk to. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I forgot. Every episode of my show, there were different weirdos. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So no locations. These are the same weirdos, and they play fictional version weirdos of themselves, sort of. And then they go from like maybe they might be in a kitchen or maybe they might be in a backyard or a school or a restaurant.

Are there shots of them driving to and from these locations? obviously or otherwise people need to track. We know how they got there. Because you're like, okay, is this guy teleporting? Is he night crawling? What's happening? Yeah. Is he on his snowboard?

Did he get ripped off by a fucking snowboard salesman? You say nightcrawling. Do you mean the Jake Gyllenhawn that guy? Yes, I mean driving around looking for car accidents. That movie really fucked me up. I know. Ficked you up, how? I can't watch any local news now.

I legitimately can't barely watch the news now. That movie really weirded me out. It really fucked me up because it made me even more attractive to Renee Rousseau. Yeah. What's I going to say to Jake Chilinnell? Well, they both great, but Renee Rousseau in that is tin cup and all the way, baby. I don't know. I don't know if that is either.

It's just a movie she was in. So it's basically I play a version of myself. It's one of those kind of shows. Do you have a slightly different name like Angela or something like that? No, I do not. It's Andrea. Is it your last name as well? It is not.

My last name is Warren in the show. Warren. How do you, yeah. Oh, that's a real deep political dig. Because your real last name is Savage. Yeah. So you're trying to say Elizabeth. Elizabeth Warren is savage.

You're saying she's, I need we know she's Native American. I'm just saying. Oh, that is really racially incensed. Do you want me to drum up some controversy? Racial charged. Want me to drum up some controversy? Get some fucking buzz going.

I got you. Well, the second episode is about racism. Is it really? Do you conquer that? Something you don't want to do in the first. No. You want to lay off in the first. The first one's mostly about buttholes.

Oh, that's a place. It is. It is. The one I saw, it was pretty much exclusively about butt holes. Yeah. The one you happen to just like listen to. He was networking.

Yeah. Yeah. It's about but holes. No, it's about it's all, the whole show, the whole series

based on real stories for my life. So each episode, it's not like really formulaic or anything. Each episode's kind of different. You have a lot of stories about people filming you.

Yes. So it's about when there's like camera crews in fake locations that I'm pretending to be my life. Right. And that somebody's done my hair and makeup.

And that I was, you know, eating Twizzlers all morning, stuff like that. But it's, Tom Evertscott plays your husband. Hubby, as I like to call it.

Why? Why would, why? I don't know. It's cute, right? Don't you call your husband, hubby? You don't call them Hubbett Gump shrimp company? I call, I do call my hubba. Don't you ever say, dearest hubby?

Dearest hubby of mine. Welcome to the new day, dearest hubby. No, no, no, I don't. You don't. No, no, not usually. But that's, it's an interesting insight into your life with Kulap. Mm-hmm. I call her dearest hubby.

What is the Tom Everett Scott's job in the show? He is an entertainment lawyer in the show. He is, but now your actual husband is an entertainment agent. He is an agent, yeah. So what to what? Not everything is exact. What's going on with this show? I don't understand it.

It's not like a biopic. Your husband's an agent? Is that like you're ever like, hey, did the babysitter call? And he's like, we left word. And you're like, come on, motherfucker. Answer the question. I don't get it. Me neither.

I've had one interaction with Scott's agent. Wait, why are you calling my agent? Yeah. Because I was trying to get 10% of it. of what you were making. No. Wait, but that's... No, you're not allowed.

I was like, I can manage this guy. I was trying to sneak in as a manager. Actually, that's not a bad idea. We should talk about this. Let's talk. I'm all about packaging. Okay. By the way, is your husband actually about packaging?

He's about a package, right? Yeah, that's right. Oh, shit. Yeah, Gino. Copy that. Yeah, copy that. No, so it's not exact, but it's... The whole show is base, but his character's sort of the more conservative

sort of like gets a kick out of me. He's a drip. Like your real husband. Like a real pill. You know what I mean? Yeah. Now you have children in it. I have a one child.

It's an interesting point of view because a lot of times we don't see the entertainment industry from the point of view of a person who is married and has a child, but has also got like a broken brain. Like a filth monster. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. I detect a note of sarcasm in that description. Isn't there, there's a bit of that where you're like kind of a...

Well, it's like, you know... A regular person. I'm a regular person. Well, it is, I will say, that as an aging woman in this industry... We all are aging. Yeah. As an older, older woman states woman. Yeah.

You're like a Judy Dench of comedy. Dame Andrea Savage of comedy. A lot of the roles, at a certain point are the harried mother and they're pretty terrible. And they're all very much the same thing where it's like, honey, what are we going to do about this thing? And then also like, my husband. Oh, boy.

All I want is for things to progress in an orderly fashion and look at what I'm stuck with. I've got another child. I'm so much hot. Somehow I still want to fuck him. I'm so much hotter than you, but you get paid more. Yeah. So I wanted to just do something that actually was

like a nuanced, different layers, just a real person who happens to be a mom, but it's not the whole defining thing. And it's also just real. I was like, I've got a lot of funny stories that are, I think, are just about what people in their 30s and 40s are going through. People don't change their entire personalities when they have children. No, they do not. Yeah. You're still the same person that you were when you were. Which is an animal. Right. Yeah. Well, I've known you for a bit of time. I feel like I was weirdly thinking about the first time I met you. I believe it must have been in 2001-ish, 2000, somewhere.

I'm going to say 2002, because I think it was post-9-11. That's how I really, that's how I really differentiate life. You guys met cleaning up debris. Yeah, we were cleaning up debris with Steve Renzizi. Sorry. Apparently, someone else does a joke in my wheelhouse. Whoa. We met at the Brass Monkey.

Yes, that's right, yes. And I have such a weirdly clear memory of it. Brass Monkey is a karaoke bar in Los Angeles. In Ktown. In Ktown. I was just started dating Chris Hardwick. That's right. Yes.

And I don't know. I have like such a clear memory, but I think it was like 2002. So we've known each other a long. We've known each other a long time. And your personality has remained consistent. You've gotten married. Not a compliment or a dig. No more.

Take it as you would. But seriously, I mean, you got married since then. You've had children and you... Still just that one. Yeah, you're still the same person that I've always known. And that's what this show reflects. is that you can still be a parent and still be, you know, Delightful?

Doreen. Oh, no, but I was going to say, Delightful. Oh, okay. You could be both.

Yeah, you can be both. Trust me. Like, basically, the first episode is when my daughter went through a very hard, aggressive racist period. There's stuff about, like, fertility,

but then there's also stuff about, like, when you're weirdo friends who are, like, 40 and never been married or just turn in fucking weird. And you're like, you've got to fix this because you're, getting fucking weird. People putting ice cubes up their butts and... Is that a B story or is that a... That's a A story.

It is a B-hole story. It is a B... I'm mad that I laughed at that. That's okay. I'm mad at myself. That's pretty much... I should just say my comedy could be also called I'm sorry. Yeah.

Lesbians, like using lesbians as role models and then you're like, oh no, these people are dickheads and now my child thinks all lesbians are assholes. Stuff we all relate to. stuff we all relate to. I felt like I have a racist dog, but then I think it's just sexist. Because it was barking at a lot of people of color recently, and then I realized it's men. Okay. So all men.

You don't know if something's racist. Not all men. Because my daughter said, I don't like the color of her skin. Oh, boy. So it's pretty clear. That's not good. It's very curious because when you said my daughter went through a racist episode, I was wondering what race your daughter was, but now she's on the other end of it.

Let's just say she put her arm out in the underside, the side that really has never touched the sun. Right. It's like, this is the color skin I like. Oh, how old is your daughter, 18? She is 26. And this was like three months ago? Interesting.

Yeah. So it's a great show that deals with... It just is a relatable thing, but it's just a comedy. It's not a dramedy. It is a pure comedy. Although, you know, I mean, all art is inherently dramatic. I mean, since the early days when cavemen were making... No one's interested.

Oh, okay. All right. Why don't we go to a break then? Let's mark this to be edited out. Yeah. Let's edit this part out where he waxes philosophical about the drop. No, but it's... I'm very proud of it and I'm really excited.

Great. Well, I can't wait for people to see it. I can't wait to accidentally catch it at the premiere. Yeah. At the accidentally catch it when you've been invited in RSVP and picked up in a car. Next week, July 12th, True TV, 10 p.m. 2 episodes in every... Every Wednesday after that. Fantastic.

Let's go to a break. Gino, you're ready to go to a break here? Let's cue up break. Okay, great. When we come back, we'll be speaking with a really, a person with a really interesting job. I mean, actress in Hollywood is good, but this person has a very, very interesting job. Very excited to talk to him. We'll be right back with more Comedy Bang Bang after this.

Roll break. Comedy Bang, bang. We're back here. Intern Gino on the boards, of course. Copy that. I don't know what you're copying. Action. Sounds speeds.

Andrea Savage here. I'm sorry. Premiers July 12th, True TV, 10 p.m. And you got the head of the Oneiders. Oh, Niders. The Oniders. You ever talked to him about the O'Niders ago? You guys still together?

They should play shows. They just did, actually. No. And people went crazy. I wish I would have fucking been there. By the way, people, he didn't tell me till the next day, but people went crazy. It was like at the whiskey or like somewhere just like a month ago, and literally people did go. People come up to him.

Constantly. That would be great. He should go on like a fake band tour. You know what I mean? Like him and spinal tap. Except he doesn't sing and I don't know how well. Does he play drums? He plays the drums. He plays a little. I mean, he seemed to play. I think he faked it. He faked it. By the way, I should be quiet. He's amazing at drums. This son of a bitch faked. Did you see Miles Teller? Did you see Miles Teller? He's so many people in their mid to late 30s losing their mind right now. He's amazing at drums. Like Miles Teller in Whiplash. I don't know. He's great.

Well, I mean, Ryan Gosling, he taught himself how to play piano. What's that movie called? Moonlight. Right. Lion. Yeah, he did. He did. So I'm sure he plays fine.

But that would be great. I'd love to see that. Was it the whole band? Was it all got back to? Embry, Zahn, everyone? I think it was every, I don't know if it was everybody, but it was like, and they think they wore their outfits. I don't know. Who's the fourth guy?

Why can't I remember the? It's Jonathan Skeech or Skech? Who's that? Is it the dude from the hangover? Zach? All right. Zach Alvinakis. It's Steve's on Heath and number eight.

Tom Ever Scott and Zach. All right. We need to get to our next guest. I've been waiting to speak to this guy ever since I saw his bio. You know, I'm just going to introduce him. Please welcome Morpheus the Dream Lord. Greetings.

Thank you so much for having me on. It is my honor. Morpheus, it's so great to meet you. Good to see you, Scott. You, Gino. This is Andrea. Yes. No, I.

I'm familiar with all of you. I would imagine. Describe exactly what a dream lord does. My domain is the domain of the dreaming, the dream space that connects us all. When you fall asleep, in all creatures when they fall asleep, they visit my domain, the dreaming. The dreaming. And there I am monarch. And I oversee things and keep them in order.

Okay. So anything you have dreamt, I've seen it. Okay. So you've seen... Is that for real? That is for real. You've been in all of our heads almost. Correct.

Even the time Katie Perry choked me till I came? Yes. Oh, fuck. I saw that. I guess I probably... I should say... I don't watch everything.

There's a lot. For all humans and animals and even inanimate objects have dreams. Inanimate objects? That's correct. Like what? Like these headphones are wearing? These headphones have dreams.

What? They dream of being free. Of leaving your heads and walking along and protecting the ears of who they wish. They dream of being like anthropomorphic headphones? They dream of having tiny little feet and skittering down Sunset Boulevard. Would there be a foot on each headphone? Or would there be two feet on one headphone? No. Generally they dream about one foot per ear and they have to walk sort of like a, you know, background droid. That's a wide stance.

CGIed into one of the prequels. Wait, wait, wait. Special edition, my favorite version. Yes. You're interested in the Star Wars prequel? Well, I should say, I never see the movies in the waking world. I could only see what people dream of them. So you must have a very very... retroactively fit. What do you think the plot to Star Wars, the Phantom Menace is? All right.

It's a lot about, so there's a young star pilot. Okay. He's very talented. So far on track. Then there's a woman in a robe who's scolding somebody off camera about not doing their homework. Okay.

No. See, this is where it veers from actual reality. It fit in well. And then the star pilot has a evil nature, which he's trying to resist. Okay. But he can't fight down. And does the star pilots all of his teeth fall out? Well, see, the very next thing is he's naked in a classroom trying to do his SATs.

Okay, yeah, this is very different. Then his teeth fall out. Then there's a pod race. That part, I know, must be a dream. Somebody's family thing is it doesn't make any sense. Oh, no, that's actually in... The pod race is actually the only good part. The little thing with a mid, that's part of the story?

It's a huge part. I'm watching it. I'm like, this doesn't add anything. Oh, no. It's somebody's life experience being fed into this. No, no. It's actually in their community. comedian Greg Proops is one of the, he calls the race.

He's one of the heads. He's one of the two-headed monster. A comedian Greg Proops, some of my most delicious dreams. Oh, really? Tell us about his dreams. What a vile and degenerate creature he is. Oh, okay. Do you find that there's too many dreams for you to keep track of,

sort of like modern day TV programming? Yeah, it's hard to catch up because I'll have... We're at peak dreams right now. It's the golden age of dreaming. Back in the day, the dreams were a bit more pedestrian and obvious and sort of slow moving. Yeah, like I was talking about cavemen earlier. Tell us about cavemen dreams.

Cave men dreams were very like on the nose. They hadn't yet become sophisticated. They really like, they really like dumbed it down. Right. They dreamed to just fucking and eating. They would dream of just like fucking and then someone come in and say, I represent your mother. And I'd be like, I'd be like, I get it, I get it.

But now, what's happened now is people who are dreaming are the ones who grew up hearing about other dreams. So they're being influenced. They're sort of they can get ahead of it. It's almost like people hearing about the velvet. Underground and starting bands themselves. I suppose. Okay.

You don't know what... Well, I don't know about the Velvet Underground. Not a lot of people dream about... I know Lou Reed, the man, is he in a band? He was in the Velvet Underground. He dreams exclusively about, well, when he was alive, about quilting. Oh, interesting. Wow.

He's a musician. Yeah, he was a musician. His dreams were passionately about quilting, some calligraphy. Oh, my gosh. Did Lori Anderson, his wife ever appear in these dreams? They're married? They were married, yeah. insane. Did Lonnie Anderson appear

in any of his dreams? Oh, that's a great question. Yes. Especially your stroker Aver of Lonnie Anderson? And you know my follow-up question, Louis Anderson. As his character in baskets. Yes. Yes. I assume he must have written about this in real life for you to know about this. But Lou

Reed, I had no idea he was in a band or married to this Lori Anderson. Laurie Anderson dreamed of Lonnie Anderson and Louis Anderson. And Louie dreamed of quilting and calligraphy. Wow. Oh, my goodness. They were delicious. If a dream is particularly passionate and emotional life, feed on it. You mean for sustenates me?

Yes. Although I cannot die as an immortal. I can become weaker or more strong. Sort of like Gino here during the summer. Yes, that's right. I cannot die. You are an immortal also? Wait a minute.

Wait a minute. What? Oh, no. I was just saying you're weaker now. No, I, when I was, I think I escaped the one attempted death at me. I almost died from SIDS when I was a baby. Okay. And so, and then I survived.

You may be an immortal. You may be an immortal. I mean, everyone might be an immortal until they die. I just, I wouldn't test it if I were a new gene. Yeah, it's like Schrodinger's immortality. Yeah, it's just like we all may be bulletproof. We just don't know. My mother went on 11 roller coaster rides in her third trimester.

Really? Why? I may have had some effect on you. She said she was trying to shake things up. Ah, your mother. Your mother's dream life was, uh, was an interesting one. A nice, a sweet woman. She dreamed of travel.

Wait, she's not dead. Is she dead? No. No, she just doesn't. dream anymore because of all the oxy cotton. Oh, no, really? Her dream life stopped. It's cut off to you now.

Yes. When someone is on a particularly hard brand of sedative or if there are a lot of opiates, it's too foggy and cloudy for me to enter. And frankly, a little repetitive. Right. Okay. When the Beatles got really heavy into LSD, their dreams got like snoozerama. Yeah, well, I mean, I would imagine their waking life was so vivid.

I don't know. I'm not interested. Yeah. What were the Beatles, by the way? You don't even know what it was. Judging from their dreams, I assume they ran a vegan restaurant. Well, close. A very successful vegan restaurant.

Is that right? As far as I could tell, they all were very, there was four egomaniacs running a vegan restaurant and arguing like crazy. I mean, that's not too far off. John Lennon set the menu and Paul did the cooking and Ringo was the star. Well. Did he sign autographs? Or did he cut that off at some point saying peace and love, peace of love, no more autographs? One, he released a YouTube video saying there was no more tofu available.

Okay, great. It's really hard for me to know exactly what's going on in the waking world. You get a rough idea of it. What are you doing here in the waking world, by the way? Thank you for asking. Are we in a dream? Yes. We're in a dream right now.

I'm not able to enter the waking world directly. In order to be on this show, you all needed to follow. At this moment, you were all fast asleep in Earwolf Studios. Oh, it's probably Scott's Caveman story. Oh. What? Yes. That's right.

Scott's cave bed story was so boring. So out of nowhere. His monologue about art actually went on for 20 minutes. No, really? But very early in the story, everyone fell asleep, including you, Scott.

Whoa, and I just kept talking? Yes, and it's allowed me to enter and visit all of you. I'm really bummed we edited out now. But we have those alt lines. Maybe we can throw... We've got some wild lines. I'll throw them in here if you need them.

Clit. Oh, do you need me to say that all? Also, do you need a wild line? Clitz. Okay. Clitoris. No, clit's fine. Okay.

Racism. Altright. Altright. That should be enough. Well, I guess we should just keep on with the show. I mean, this is a big opportunity to have a guest I normally wouldn't have. One second. One second.

I just came here for one reason, Scott, and it's for you. Whoa. And your dreams have been amiss. And sometimes there'll be an aberration in the dreaming. And it's my duty to rectify it. Okay. Well, what can I do? Your dreams have been troubled lately.

And I'm sorry that there has to be other people here. That's okay. I mean, these guys are like family to me. All right. You guys are my closest friends, Andrea. Andrea, didn't you just meet her? Yeah, but we're connecting. There's a connection.

Scott, your dreams have been troubled. You've been obsessed. And you're having trouble letting go of this obsession. Okay. And I've come here to help you. Whatever I can do, wow. Do you agree with this? Have you felt trouble?

lately? Well, I haven't been sleeping all that well. I've been tossing. Not to mention turning. Tossing and turning. One or the other, anyone can stand. But both... Both together is a rough night.

If someone's just tossing. If you're lucky. You caught a couple of minutes of that at a UTA event. Your dreams are obsessed with upholstery of sofas. In your dreams, you're constantly re-apulstering sofas. You're taking off the cloth and applying new cloth. You're taking off scotch tweed and reapplying cheap vinyl substitute. Yeah, I mean, you're a craftsman.

You're sweaty. You're more Italian. You're swarthy. More Italian? Yeah. Is that possible? Like 1%? Yes.

That's plenty. Even more. I love it. Shirtless, and you're sweating over this furniture. You're trying to finish the perfect sofa in your dreams. And until you do it, you will not be able to let go of this obsession. Look, I admit, I wake up sometimes and I have just taken my pillow and I've taken the pillowcase off. Uh-huh.

And I don't know how that's happened. That's right. Well, you're hoping to put a new material onto it. You're probably trying to add some satine. Okay. You know? Satine? Yeah.

Well, in your dream life, you do. Really? In your dream life, you're an expert of fabrics. I'm an expert in fabrics in my dream. And an expert craftsman. You make cabinets. You sew carpets. sew carpets, you hand sew carpets and install them.

I don't like put them through a loom or anything. In the dreaming, I have a castle and you've done a lot of work. Okay, so I'm sort of like your servant? Well, you're doing it out of joy. You're a master craftsman. Yes. Do I get paid? No.

Okay. You're an unpaid intern. I'm like a slave in... You're an unpaid intern of the dreaming castle. Oh, okay. So I'm sort of like Gino. I mean, you're getting credits. But you guessed slave.

Yeah, I'm like Gino. Wait a minute. I'm starting to see something here. You're gaining credits in the dream. dreaming so that you can go see dreaming shows. Okay. Wait, is that how that works? Watching other dreams, yeah.

It sounds like you're more successful and creative in this dream than, dare I say, in life? I mean, yeah. All across the dreaming, people come to the dreaming Scott Ackerman to have him work on their cabinets and furniture and to... That's so weird because I have no interest in that in real life. Not, in your dream self. What do you think that, does, do dreams represent something? In my experience, no.

All dreams are literal. There's no symbolism whatsoever. Yeah, okay. That checks out. For example, Gino has a dream often of being a banana and finding another banana and bumping the ends of the banana together and then finding a donut and sliding in and out of the donut.

This is a literal dream. No, no, no. I'm not wishing to be a banana. No, Gino is bisexual. Huh? Gino's bisexual in real life. That may be, but I'm sure it's irrelevant. He dreams of being a banana and bumping another banana.

Is that what you do with your banana? I think it's because I'm bisexual. because those are my two favorite things to do. Have penetrative sex with women and smash my dick against another guy's dick. Like a bus accident. It's called male scissoring. That sounds unrelated to me. It's called chopsticks.

I think you wish to be a food. Okay, that's racist. I ask because I don't know what these races mean. I only see people's dreams, which are often so low of color. Wait, people are not different races in dreams? They are different races. They're not racist. Oh, there's never been a racist dream before?

Well, it's not racist in dreams because you're always right. Oh, I see. So in a dream. Your reality, it's true. Like, if there's a negative stereotype about something in real life and then your dream, you're right. Okay. Interesting. So you can't technically call it racist. Are you involved with nightmares?

Yes. Also. Yes, of course. Are you in charge of those? Do you cause them? I oversee them. Okay. Nightmares are creatures that run amok inside dreaming and I just have to tend to them. Okay.

I think you're in the middle of a nightmare where you must finish the perfect piece of furniture. Okay. But I'm asking you maybe to not do it until you finish the decorations in my castle. Okay, hold on. Back up. Becca. You're saying that I'm... You're so close. You're working on a den for me and it's going great. Okay. So I just, what I'm saying is like, don't fix... And it's hard to find people who really share your vision in that...

We just have a great communication and you're really, you're running, like, your estimates are pretty accurate. Yeah. Now and then it goes a little bit over. But it seems like you're not trying to dig me around. How am I doing on time? You're right on it. Yeah. I mean, I don't know.

It took you a while to get my opening globe bar that I wanted. But it seemed complicated. Is there not big box stores in dreaming? No. People don't dream of them enough. Oh. Or when they do, it's like just all light bulbs or something

and it's like I can't get what I want. So you just want me to keep dreaming until I finish your dead. Don't fix any of your emotional problems. Whatever is causing this. Then you're good. Okay, great. And then my work here is done. This guy does not do any self-care.

Oh. As long as you do no introspection. I mean, look at the way you carry yourself. I'd say I need like three weeks, maybe four weeks, and you'll be done with my den, and then you go ahead and heal yourself emotionally. Okay, what are some of the features I'm working on in your den? Well, it's sort of a man cave for me. Do you need a space to get away from?

Are you married? Yes. Who are you married, do? Death, the incarnation of death. Oh, no. Yes. That's got to be a bummer. She sounds tough.

No, she's actually quite. Upbeat. Is she like one of those sitcom wives? Well, I mean, she's like inexplicably more attractive than you. Some people have said that. Yeah, some people have said she's out of my league. I don't see it so much. Yeah, she's a bit of a nag, a bit of the old ball and chain.

She's off ending the life of every mortal being, and then she comes home and I got a deal with her. But we work it out. Anyway, I need a place to get away. And so I have a wet bar inside of a globe. It's a wet bar. So there's a faucet in there. Yeah, there's running. Oh, yeah.

This guy's amazing. I initially just wanted a collection of glasses. So he's got plumbing. Yeah, you've rigged plumbing into the inside of a... Oh, my gosh. And it's not a globe of Earth. It's a globe of the dreaming. It's an ever-shifting landscape of dreams and nightmares.

Oh, wow. So is it even spherical? It's a shape that you human minds could not comprehend. Imperceptible shape. Wow, I am good. Can you comprehend parallelograms? Yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah.

That's what it is. I didn't know you could perceive this. Sorry. I can't. Okay, well, if you ever figure it out. Do you have parallelogram blindness? I do. Oh my God.

I don't see color and I don't see parallelograms. Oh my goodness. This is terrible. It must have hard to figure that last one out. Yeah. There's not a lot of situations where only you would not see a parallelogram and then, like, maybe if you're looking at a abstract. Because I'd be like, this is obviously a rhombus and people are like, it's totally a rhombus,

and then they'll do a couple of things and then all of a sudden is blank. Interesting. Very interesting. Because that, I was. This is the show where we talk to interesting people. I think we risk falling asleep into an inner dream. Oh, no. Are we going to inception in?

Is there a deeper state that we can? Yes, there's another dream lord. Finally, we get the part of the tip of the spear of the deep state. Don't do it. Just keep interested and we can't fall into that realm. Who's this guy? I've never met him. I've never fallen asleep.

You've never fallen asleep? No. Oh, it's great. You've got to try it at something. Let me try it right now. Holy shit. It's just like that. After never done it before?

Yeah. Well, after an attorney. Wait, who's this? Wait, did we all just have a collective fall? Everyone just fell asleep. My name's Gus. Oh, hey Gus. I'm Dream Lord, too.

Welcome. Look around. You want any candy? Holy shit. Oh, my God, there's so much candy here. Oh, no, it's spiders. Only when you eat it. God, that's disgusting.

Still tasty. Gus, how long have you... Do you know about Morpheus? No. Oh, he's here with us. He fell asleep, too. Look at this guy. This guy?

Yeah, Morpheus. Oh, it's so cute. He's... Shut up. Don't tweak my cheeks. I want to tweak your cheeks. You can tweak my cheeks, Gus. All right.

There's not a lot to play with it. Are you so emaciated? Yeah, you could just grab one mole on each side if you want. Oh, my God. You look like one of the gray aliens. Oh, they're real? Yeah. Would you know better because you're in the inner dreamscape?

People dream of them. All right, everybody, wake up, wake up. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. That was... Unnerving. Yeah. Boy.

So you finally met Gus. he's all right great all right now you guys return to the waking world no no no I want to continue the show

with you I'm afraid if we return to the waking world you're going to disappear yes we'll have to conduct the rest of the show here in the dream world but why don't we take a break

and our listeners will return to the waking world and we'll just stay here okay do you want any snacks yeah do you have any candy do you have any spiders some spiders and some candy all right yeah I'll get those

during the break I'll get them great all right well we'll be right back with more Gino intern Gino More Andrea Savage, more Morpheus the Dreamlord. We'll be right back with more Comedy Bang Bang after this. Cue break.

Comedy Bang, bang, bang. We are back with intern Gino, who is drinking water he got for himself. Meanwhile, my glass remains empty. Oh, boy. Okay. Well, let's go to a break and I'll fill it. No, we just came back from a break. We can.

Cut break. No, we got to keep going. Andrew Savage here from I'm sorry, July 12th. True TV. Do they only do... Gino, God damn it. Does True TV only do shows based on people's true stories? It's funny because it's true.

Ah, that's their new tagline. Yeah. Is that a better tagline than the show where we talk to interesting people? I know. I feel like if they had said it's funny because it's true, it might have... You have some notes for your network? Rolled off the tongue a little easier. We also have Morpheus the Dream Lord.

I guess we're still in a dream because I still see you. You're still in a dream here. I'm excited to see people dreaming of your show. Oh, my goodness. Yeah. That will be exciting. I won't be able to watch the show directly. Well, obviously, you're not in a...

But if people dream of the show, I will see that. You, you, I assume, will dream. Yeah, I've had some nightmare. It's a stressful thing. Yeah, you've had stressed dreams, yeah. I remember one where you had the drummer from the Oneiders, and you... You know the Oneiders? I love the Oneiders.

Are they really big and popular? In the dreaming, they're huge. Is Tom Everett's got a good drummer? He's an awesome drummer, yeah. I am Spartacus. I am Spartacus. Dumb to D-D-D-D-Do-D-D-D-D-D-D-H-D-H-D-H-H-E-R-E-U. You...

Go in that thing you do. Very deep. Starting low. Yeah. I'm a huge fan of the fourth member of the Alabama song. Elvira. I like deep voice guys. Oh, the Elvira.

Yeah. Elvira. Bambra. I want just to. I want a isolated track of. Let's get a solo record. Yeah. Him and Bowser from Schuster.

Sean, nah, nah. You a huge fan of the guy who does bomb bomb, bum, yes, I want the bomb, bomb, and then... Oh. Boom, boom, bum, bup, bu. And then Bowser going, bap, bap, bop, bop, all those guys. What about the guy who does the last note of Carol of the Bells? Dung. Yep, I want him, bring him in.

All these people I only know because people have intense dreams of all these characters. Oh, I bet, yeah. The Bowser dreams? I bet I know the guy who has the Bowser dreams, by the way. Yes. Yeah, his name's hot. Dog? Yes.

You know Hot Dog? Yes. Yeah, the guy who would like water ski on very long sausages? Yes. Yeah, yeah. Hot Dog would have Bowser dreams. Yeah, great. Anyway, Andrew, yeah, I've seen your stress dreams, so I know a little bit of your show.

I don't want to give any spoilers. No, God, please don't. Because you've dreamed of episodes that haven't gone out yet. Well, that's what I do. All right. Well, our next guest, I don't know if she's actually in the studio with us or we're dreaming of her or maybe... She must have come in and fallen asleep. I'm here.

I fell asleep and I'm here. Great. So you actually were in the waking world with us about to come on the show. Exactly. We're not dreaming of that right now and dreaming you up, literally. I mean, some people describe me as a dream, but... Who are these people? Oh, just friends and family.

They always say, you're a dream. And I go, me? Okay. That is a good answer. Wonderful. She is an entrepreneur. That's very exciting. Yes.

Please welcome Mary Lisa. Thank you. Hello. Hi. What's up? Mary Lisa. Hello, yes. So nice to see you.

Oh, yes. Welcome to my dream. Is Mary Lisa your first and middle name, or is this Lisa your last name? My full name is Mary Lisa. Mary Lisa. Wait, your full name, so you don't have a middle name. I don't have a middle name and I don't have a last name. Oh.

Oh. So she just have two first names. Exactly. I'm the same way. Oh. Just Morpheus. Does there a pause in between it? Is it like Maralisa?

I prefer no paws. No paw. Well, you're not like Gino then with his cats. I like a lot of poins. He likes four of them. Four per cat. Four. And as many toes as you want.

God bless. God blesses. Chin chin. Chin. G.B. You wish a cat with lots of paws? Here in the dreaming you may have it. Here's a cat.

Oh, God. Holy shit. That is disgusting. I said four paws, lots of toes. This is terrifying. Hang on. I'll take him back. God, so many paws.

15 toes per paw. Oh, shit. That's... Sorry. Sorry, Mary Liz. What you asked for, kind of... 60. Mary Lisa, I'm so sorry.

Oh, no, no worries. Mary Lisa, while he's counting the... I told you 60. You don't have to continue counting. Okay. Let's talk about you. You're an entrepreneur. That's fascinating.

Small business. Yes, I'm actually here beta testing a new product that we're releasing to the market. And, you know, because you guys have interesting people on the show, I've heard this. Yeah. Oh, it's really.

It's gaining Oh, yes, yes. I said, I've got to get on the Interesting People show. And sort of... Tagline muddles the title a little bit. Interesting People Show is a better name than Comedy Bankers. Yeah, you're right. Let's change it. All right, we're changing it. Yeah. Almost 500 episodes in. It's The Interesting People Show from now on.

I love this. Sell it back to IFC. Hey, we got a new show for you, IFC. Different Color Couch. You can re-apulse to the couch. Oh, God, that's a dream. What a dream. In this current dream world, you'd be great at it. it. So you are interesting. Tell us how you're interesting.

What is this new product you have? Your beta testing is it. Yes, beta testing is new. It's a meal delivery service. Oh, I love these. I subscribe to a meal delivery service as well. Oh, great. Whichever one is currently sponsoring this show.

Yes, correct. I believe it's Blue Apron. Sure. Oh, well, I mean, they're not current. Okay, okay. We'd love to get them back. Okay. Blue Apron, if you're listening.

I mostly eat Casper mattresses these days. Lisa. I'm a Lisa man. Oh, excuse me. So maybe we could actually sponsor the program. Maybe we can talk about this later when we're not asleep. I would love that. Yeah, I would love for you to...

I've been looking into maybe doing something like this. I'd like to hear. Yeah. Okay, great. So this is... So basically, you know, Blue Apron, it's like three meals, you know, in a box. Boring. You know what I mean?

I get Blue Apron in the Dreaming? Yes, Blue Apron delivers to the dreaming. Yeah, and it probably puts people to sleep if you're asking me, because it's a real snooze. What is boring about three months? meals, or is it the box that you don't like? For me, I want to try everything. You know, that's actually going to be one of the catchphrases of our company. Try everything.

So it's like when you go to a buffet. Exactly. You like to take the little nibbles of everything. So what this is is it's 20 meals for one night, and they're all one bite. Oh, okay. So it gives you the ingredients and the instructions to make 20 small bites. They're all like amused booshes. Exactly.

Exactly. Exactly. 45. Okay, I got 45 toes so far. No, no, 60. You've only counted three. I got to count, all right. Does the back laugh too?

You made a real faux pa. Oh, boy. Guys, I have to go. Henry, can I talk to you for a second? Yeah, you can. You can talk to me. You can talk to me for a second. Oh, shit.

The second you said that joke, I saw Gus for a second. Oh, shit. We'll fall asleep in the second dream world. If the puns can become too groaning. You can't control what you say in your dreams. That's true. It's not in fault. I have a question.

If you're. Have 20. small, but that sounds like a lot of preparation time to prepare 20 meals. We're going to be honest with our customers. It's going to take you a lot of time. You might be there for the whole day. But the thing is, you're trying 20 different bites of food. And to me, that's exciting.

You know what I mean? How long on the average? I mean, I know when I get a blue apron, it's very quick. Just 20, 25 minutes. By the way, that's already kind of a long. That's true. I mean, because you can microwave something in 60 seconds usually. You can eat garbage for free fast.

I tell you what I have trouble, and that's, I can't mince garlic well. Why is that? You don't, uh, what? Well, my hands are fused together into two sort of shapeless orbs. Oh, yeah, I'm just getting a look at those. Yeah, so it's hard to get a good, tough grip on the knife. But everything else you're able to accomplish just not the mincing of the garlic? Well, that's just such a fine motion.

If you're going to just like large dice a radish, that I can handle. Okay. But once you get to the level of mincing or small dicing, oof. Oof, yeah. Large dicing I can do. You can buy a mincer. You can buy a garlic mincer. Or just garlic press.

No one has ever dreamed of a mincer. Just garlic press. Do you have money here in the dreaming? I don't require it unless somebody dreams of it. And then I, then I. So everyone is your slave, in other words. Yes, that's right. I'm able to just pick and pluck from whatever anybody manifests in their dreams.

Okay. I can't force them to dream what they don't want to. Right. Well, I really hope so. someone dreams about my new meal delivery service. I'll try it out. What is it called again? Well, that's why I'm here.

I thought interesting people, they might help me come up with an interesting name for my new product. Oh, you don't have a name. Usually that's one of the... I said for beta testing. I was very clear that we're beta testing. Yeah, but even beta testing, you might want to get the name nailed down. You know, everyone works in their own organic way. What is your definition of beta testing?

Is it going and asking people to contribute names? Sure. I've come up with an idea for a business is what I'm trying to communicate. I have no financial backers. I haven't looked into doing anything more than just the idea of exciting 20 mini meals. So you're not beta testing. Have you ever made any of these meals? Have you ever made any of these meals, Andrew asks? I mean, we should take it to the lab. I guess that's after beta testing, I'm guessing. So you haven't tried to cook these yet?

I mean, no. And you require a lab to cook this food? Isn't that where people cook? No, usually people have a room in their house called a kitchen that they do. Do you not cook yourself? No. Mary Lisa doesn't cook. I have a husband that does that.

Oh, really? That's lovely. Are you like an attractive woman who has a schlubby husband? Yes, yes, quite a slub. But he cooks. And that's all you need. So basically, our main marriage issue is these boring single meals he makes. You know what I mean?

Just one meal. What does he do for a living? He just... Is he like a chef? Yes, he is a chef. He owns several restaurants. Like five-star restaurants? Yeah, Michelin.

Have you asked him for any advice to this business idea of yours? I don't want to talk to him if I don't have to. This sounds like a, you have a chef or a husband who's making you what sounds like, I mean, does he cook the same kind of meals he does in his restaurants or does he take it easy when he gets it? Yes. It's just, it's very five-star food, but it's the same thing. You know what I mean? You got to eat, like, the same thing for each meal. and I'm like, no. Wait, each meal is meal to meals the same?

Or just during your meal, you have to keep eating the same bite. You need 20 bites of the same meal. Regular bites and I want 20 exciting bites. He might make you some delicious salmon terriaki, but that's like 10 bites of the same thing. Is that the fanciest meal that you can think of, by the way, salmon terriac. That's the fanciest meal that I've ever had.

The fanciest meal anyone's ever dreamed of. The second fanciest meal I've ever had is a rice crispy treat, but mixed in with Lucky Charms. I will say that as somebody who I feel like I do, I like to cook, but I'm also kind of a busy person. We're all busy, yes. I just feel like making. What are you busy doing? Coming up with this amazing business idea.

It seems like a lot of time. I just feel like there's a flaw in the amount of time. There's a flaw in my flu. I think that no one's going to want to do this. I mean, 20 meals, if it takes you 25 or a half, an hour to do one meal. Yeah, it would take you... 10 hours to do 20 meals.

I just... My problem with society now is just the commitment level that people have to things. You know what I mean? We're so... Taking shots at society. I mean, I'll do it. Sure.

I mean, you... Let's just pitch maybe somewhat... What are the bites could be? Maybe a salmon terriaki? 75 toes. That's my first pitch. I'm writing this down. I think a bite could be a cemetery.

I don't know. I'm throwing it out there. We're still in a spitball phase there. Yeah. Scott, you were wrong, by the way. This thing has 75 toes. Oh, it has five? Oh, wait, I gave this five paws.

Oh, wait, maybe, no, it has four. Did I maybe count? You counted one of the paws twice. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'll go back to the wrong board. Let's also jam out on some of these ideas for meals. Yeah, I would love to hear some... What about, like, chicken terriaki.

Okay. What's that? Oh, I mean... What is that? It's similar to salmon terriaki. It just has a chicken instead of a fish. Oh, really? Yes.

That sounds amazing. It would be if it was just one bite. A whole meal is too much of a commitment. Well, maybe, Tell you what, maybe here's an idea. Make the 20 different meals all terriakis with different proteins and that way you only have to make one terriaki thing you're saving time.

Okay, and we call it 20 terriacibites? No, I don't think we call it that. I don't know, I mean, it's not the worst name I've ever heard. It's a bit of a mouthful. You might want to try apologizing. That's a great tagline. It's a bit of a mouthful. Yeah.

I'm so embarrassed. Except not too much of a mouthful. No. That you get sick of it. Wait, so I have a follow-up question just to make sure. So, Mary Lisa, your idea is you're mad that people don't have the time to commit to cooking 20 different meals. But can you also be angry that people can't commit to just eating one meal? I'm mad about everything.

I'm so angry, can't you hear? Are you Canadian? Yes. So is this about as angry as it gets for you? A boat. This is the most passionate Canadian I've ever witnessed. Do you think you're angry about maybe something else going on at home? Maybe.

It sounds like your relationship with your husband. Your husband sounds like a dream. I mean. I'm the one that's like a dream. We've covered this. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. He is a schlub who makes one solid meal.

When you say he's a schlub, like what's he look like? Describe him. Pants, shirt. If he was compared to a celebrity, like what celebrity would be? Like his body, you know. You know the movie, that thing you do? Yes, of course. And you know the drummer?

Down, no, no, no. He looks like the drummer in that movie. Your husband. Tom Everett Scott, he's very handsome. Very handsome. He's a little slub, exactly. He's got dark eyes in a good way. So he looks like Tom Everett Scott.

He cooks you five-star Michelin meals every day. And Michelin only goes up to three, so that's what's fucking really crazy. It's crazy. Yeah, that's like an extra credit Michelin meal. And how is he in the bedroom department? Great. He's, oh, I'm always satisfied. But again, he's only doing sort of.

one thing, you know what I mean? And I wish he was doing 20 mini things. In the bedroom? Yes. Wait, he has a... Are you saying he has a giant cock and you wish he had 21 inch cocks? This sounds like the cause thing again. You could hold his pee forever.

He would be able to. But just little teeny amounts of it. I have a small dream cock and I have to pee all the time. Are you preaching to the choir here, Morpheus? You don't have 20 orrophyses or orophys? I don't know. I don't know how to say that. Also, don't presume what she has.

That's very rude. Well, what do we go? I'm even more angry. We got the mouth, we got two nostrils, two ear holes. Here we go. We don't need to rattle off holes. Vagina butthole. That's about all.

Vigina but hole. She might have a colossomy back. An elbow fold. I guess, yeah. Me folds. Me folds work. You can do inter-mamary sex and you can do in between the cheeks in addition to just straight anal. A lot of people have sex dreams about fucking the folds in people's foreheads.

Oh, yeah. Like a furry brown? Yes, like if you like get very concerned or deep in thought and you furrow your brow. That's a turn on to these people? Some people. I bet you the consistency of that's gone down with Botox. Good point. Did you see my dream when I fucked Ian McKellen's forehead?

Yes. Well, wait, the one where you fucked him as Magneto or as Gandalf? I remember both of them because, but you seemed more into the Magneto one because. Yeah, because that's because all the tinfoil was floating around around. Also, it's like, what's under that helmet? Marvious, do you ever, and this is a personal question, you don't want to answer it. Go ahead. No, I'm an open book. Do you ever get aroused by witnessing people's dreams?

Yes, I sometimes am attuned to the emotions they are feeling and it affects me. What's, you have maybe an example of a dream that really sort of. Okay, we've got to go back a little ways. But in the early 70s, Greg Aldman was having, 1970s? 1970s? I feel like as old as you are. That's not going back that far. Oh, I was born in 1968.

What? Oh, wait. You've really portrayed yourself. They regenerate, like, Doctor Who. So I inherit the earlier memories. You were born 68, and this is 70, so you're like six. I was like six years old. And you said you were immortal, so I'm not sure how the previous one was died.

Well, the entity of the Dream Lord is immortal, but it's sort of like Doctor Who, when a new actor has to take over, you're regenerating to a new form. You made it sound like your castle was sort of old and medieval. Sort of like, it's pretty old. It's like a 70s sort of like, it's got solar panels. Yeah. 17s. 70s raised ranch castle.

Is it like Dr. J's fuck palace? Yeah. It's starting to sound more like... Oh, you look it up. All right. I probably had a dream about it once or twice. You can figure it.

Oh, yes, I remember. Yes, Dr. J's fuck pal. You were saying that Greg Alman? Oh, yeah. Greg Allman was having a fantasy of Hot Lips Hoolahan from MASH. Wait, the original from the movie? Sally Kellerman.

Sally Kellerman, yeah. There's a TV show MASH? Oh, yeah. You should check it out. People only dream of the movie. I like it, but it seems a bit rambly. A lot of overlapping dialogue. Yeah, I just.

can't keep track what's going on. It's very altmanesque. It's just, it's asking me a lot. Let's have the guy in the background be the same volume as the guy in the foreground. And what was he doing? He was just hot lips hula hand. Yeah, so they were involved. They started shaking hands in sort of an alluring way with very meaningful looks. That's the most turned on I've ever been. What? Wow. I mean, that's not turning me on at all. You had to be there. You had to be there. There was sort of a lot of like intent and their gazes towards each other and sort of, ooh, an anticipation of what might come.

Out of every dream since 1968, I guess. I also inherited memories of the earlier ones. Okay, so you have them all. Yeah, I have them all. Yeah. It's not like Julius Caesar.

I mean, I'm not describing it right, but they really, like, they were really looking at each other. I mean, you lose this every. You ever tell someone about your dreams? Look, that must be difficult for you because telling someone about your dreams is like, sort of like trying to grab water

and here you are, everything is a dream. That's all my experience, yeah. Especially you've got those orb hands. Old orb hands over here. That's my nickname from college. Wait, you went to college? I did. University of Kentucky, Dream.

What'd you graduate with? Dreaming. It's the only major. You could only major in dreaming. Oh, and archaeology, but that was too hard. Yeah. Well, getting back to Mary Lisa. Simon Terriaki.

Okay, great. Rice with terriac sauce. I feel like rice. It's not its own meal, yeah. It's part of the. the salmon terriacca. So that'd be worked into the salmon terriaki bite. It would go underneath of it.

Yeah. But I mean, can you think of 20 different proteins? I mean, you got tofu terriaki, whitefish terriarchy. Don't forget pork. Pork terriarchy. This is great. Beef terriarchy. Shrimp.

Shrimp terriacies. So many different terriacis. Maybe you could just do a stir fry with little tiny bites on all of these. And then it's like taking a different bite. You sound like Bubba, but with terriaki. You're just like, we got shrimp terriacis. Chicken Pariah. Have you only seen Tom Hanks movies?

Yeah. I mean, it's redundant to call Tom Hanks movies. If Tom Hanks is in it, it's a fucking movie, baby. I bet you say it's redundant because if it's a movie, Tom Hanks is in. Yeah, that makes a way more sense. I like that better. Yeah, yeah.

I like that better. Let me do it again. All right. And take two. Well, it's redundant because if Tom Hanks is in it, it's a movie. You said it the same way. No, I'm positive that got a right that time. I don't know.

I mean, your husband, he sounds so great. I feel like there's just, like, trouble at home that maybe you should address instead of trying to start a business. You know what I mean? You know, you might be right, but I just got to get out of the house somehow, you know? And this is really, I jotted down 20 business ideas. Oh, well, let's hear the other 19. One of them was just different types of glasses for people.

Like reading glasses? Yes. Reading and seeing glasses? I've seen it in people's dreams. I'm pretty sure that's You're sunglasses? You mean like a variety of glasses? Yeah, for people to wear?

I notice people wear them. Yeah, no, I mean... There's businesses that provide a variety of glasses. Okay, what about an online source for music? Okay, I feel like you're looking at things in the room. You looked at my glasses, then you looked at the computer. But where else would someone come up with ideas? You've got to look and then process.

No, think about it in your brain, like your human experience. Like, what did you do yesterday? Yesterday, I just sat at home staring at my schlub husband. Okay, you've got to get out of the house. So this meal program is my one ticket out. So if you guys wouldn't. Carmel corn? That could be a bite.

See, this guy believes in me. I feel like we can easily come up with 20 bites of food. That's not the problem. That's not the root of the problem. I don't think anyone's going to pay you to do this. There is a lot of overhead when you got to send the ingredients for 20 meals to a bunch of different people. Well, and don't forget it's 20. meals per night. So that would be

up to 60 meals in one bin. And that's if you only eat three meals a week. Yes. Yes. A day. A day. Yeah. At the cleanup. The cleanup alone. Clit. Okay. Okay. Do I need to do my wildline? Oh yeah. Did we not get your...

Mary Lisa, do you want to say clit? I was just dropping in mine. Sure. Wildline Clit. Could you be more inquisitive? A clit? I don't know, guys. Say it like a Canadian would, though, please. A clit. A?

Great. Good, good, good. So basically, you guys have destroyed my dreams. And it's very hot. I have another idea for a meal. How about an eyeless scream fish? Okay. Is that a thing that exists?

That's not a thing in the real world. So you're in a dark ocean. There's some ambient light, but you don't know from where. And then out of the murkiness emerges a fish, but there's no eyes. And it's screaming. And you can hear it for some reason. And it notices you. Even though it can't see, you know that it's zeroed in on you, and then there's a pack of them, and they swarm around you, and they begin to peck away at you, and it starts to hurt, but it doesn't end.

That's a real fish? No. It's real here, but we're dreaming right now. In the real world, that doesn't exist. Really? Yeah. And you're just describing dreams right now. You're not describing a business.

That's the part. Well, I say, get one of these guys and eat them. I feel like they'd be delicious. Sounds yummy. Maybe put some terriacchi sauce. I see, you get an eyeless cream fish. Put some terriarchy sauce. I think it's going to make it pop.

So I feel like what I've taken away from this beta test is that people love terriaki. And that is a takeaway. That's not bad. You could open a terriaki restaurant. I mean, I would say get your husband involved because he's an amazing chef. That's where I feel like you need to use the resources you have. At your disposal. Would your husband be kind of upset that your idea of the business is for him to launch another restaurant, though?

I mean, he would probably find it flattering. Knowing him, he'd be, oh, sure, I'd love to cook for you, my love. Oh, what a schlub. I got the same problems with my death wife. I come home and she's... You have a deaf wife? Death. Oh, death, right.

Oh, I remember this now. She sometimes chooses to be deaf, but that's just what she manifested. Yeah, anytime you, like, ask me to do something, right? Yeah, right, guys. Something picked up around the house. All of a sudden, she's like, oh, I don't manifest ears. Then she goes off and ends the existence of an entire race somewhere. Wow.

Wow. Species, like, sometimes. Oh, I didn't know. Like a ethnic race. God, we're so easily waiting to be offended in this culture. Okay. All right. I just meant a species.

To be fair. I didn't mean to get you off on this. Like, you know, like some sort of like, you know, species of insect will die out or something. Yeah, like bees will be on the way on. Is she going to kill bees? Yep. That's a big problem. What day is it?

It's, uh, well, it's Monday. Just because she left stuff on the ground and you wanted her to pick it up, all the bees have to die? Well, she's trying to avoid talking to me. I think, I think, uh, July 10th, the bees are over. Oh, no. Oh, next Monday? Give her take a day. I'm not good with like, yeah.

I think your marriage sounds perfectly healthy. No, no. It sounds like your marriage, which is not good. I think it's great. Have you tried counseling? Sure. We both go, he's too busy talking about how great he is for me to get a word in edgewise. How great he is?

Oh, okay. I cook, I clean. I have these pants. I have these shirts. Well, now he sounds. The pants and shirt really dominant your image of his husband. You see your husband the first two things you described are pants and shirt. Every time he looks like, it makes me think that you're married to my stepfather.

Oh. Because he has pants and a shirt. And like when I close my eyes, I picture him. Does he look like Tom Everett Scott? Oh, no, no, no, no. He looks like Griffin Dunn, that guy hit in the face with a pant. So the guy from after hours. Yes.

My favorite squashy. No Tom Hanks, though. Yeah. Boo. Well, I, you know what? I think you should work on yourself. not actually go to work for yourself, if that makes sense. Interesting feedback.

I'm listening, but I'm also saying, hey, I'm starting a business. Okay. Well, you know, when you wake up, maybe you're going to feel differently. But speaking of waking up, before we do, we have one final feature here on the show. And that is a little something called plugs. Comedy bang, bang, comedy bang, comedy bang, comedy bang, comedy, bang, comedy, slapkins, Hanford, gay, bang, comedy, comedy and cold. Oh, comedy, bang, bang, bang, bang, comedy, bang, comedy, bang, comedy, bang, comedy, bang, comedy, bang, comedy, bang, comedy, bang, comedy, bang, comedy, bang, comedy, comedy, song for the current podcast that you're listening to on the air wolf network.

Hey, not, man. Oh, interesting. Gorgeous. That was Acapella Plug Song by Flynn German, or Germain, sorry, Flynn Germain. That was great. I wonder what that word they kept repeating was. Gaboris? I think it means like a homosexual clipping of a young boy's penis.

Okay, interesting. Clipping. Why would you need a name for such a term? That could be one of the bites. Oh, no, no, no, no. Maybe for Gino here. All right, guys, what are we plugging? Let's go to Andrea first.

Bisexual, not a cat. plugging my show, I'm sorry, on July 12th. And also the movie The House. Which has been out for a minute. Which has been out for a minute. Five days. For a weekend. Burned up the B.O. over the weekend.

Oh, burned it up. Go see The House. It's got an amazing cast. And then episodes, television shows coming back in August, August 20th. Showtime. It's Matt LeBlanc. Matt LeBlanc. And it's Showtime show, and it's its final.

season. Is he related to Mel LeBlanc? Yeah. Great. Yeah, yeah. If somebody would mind watching those and dreaming of them intensely so that I can also watch them. Oh, yeah. I appreciate it. I'll try to watch them right as I go to bed when I'm really tired. You're too busy with your upholstery and your finishing of the den.

No movie watching for you, Dr. James, Scott. Sorry, sorry. Not until the den is finished. I want a widescreen TV that broadcast something besides people's fears. Morpheus, what do you have to plug here? All right. Well, I got a great dream coming out pretty soon, which is going to be that I'm sort of introducing a dream motif that I'll be releasing into people's subconscious and this is where your feet have mouths and speak of your own jealousies from when you were a child.

Oh, so you got that coming up. Yeah, so that's going to be coming out in the next couple weeks. Just look forward to your dreams. Some detached feet will walk up with a mouth and you'll try to talk to it and it'll speak the things you were jealous of as a child. Now, am I able to get, is there an app where I can get this on my TV? I think it's streaming, but I never know how to get that working. I would just watch it on your regular dream.

I'll fix it for you. Don't worry. Thanks so much. All right. Mary Lisa, what are you plugging here? Well, nothing personally other than this huge business idea. Do you want to plug one of your husband's restaurants, maybe? No.

Basically, when I want to get out of the house, I go to Upright Citizens Brigade Sunset location. Oh, interesting. And I sit in the gymnasium room Thursdays at 10 to see Not Too Shabby, hosted by Holly Prazoff and Atlanta Johnston. Oh, that sounds fun. Sounds lovely. That's the one thing you do to get out of the house. That or go into the dreamscape and describe businesses to strangers.

Exactly, exactly. So it's a great show and it is UCB's longest running show. Wait, is this an episode of NT Shabs? I wish. Oh, yeah, that's my other show. All right, I want to plug, you know, got the 500th episode coming up a little later this month, so stick around at least for that. and then you can unsubscribe. And then...

That's when it becomes interesting people talk. Yes. Also, we're going to be at the Now Here This Festival in September. Go to Nowherethusfest.com. How did this get made as well as us and a bunch of other shows? Okay, Gino, what do you got to plug? The best for last. Oh, yeah.

For me, so I just want to plug some of my favorite Long Island comedians, Alec Baldwin, Eddie Murphy, Jerry Seinfeld, John Gabris. The Holy Quadrant. That's the Mount Rush. More of Long Island of comedy. Wow. Yeah, and Alec Baldwin's, like, my favorite SNL cast member. Eddie Murphy is great, and I love everything.

He, all his most recent stuff is his best stuff. And Seinfeld, I think, has great opinions about college comedy. And then John Gabers has a very funny podcast of his own call, High and Mighty. And also something, like, called Action Boys, which is like a Patreon where they review action movies. But I fucking think it's hysterical. That sounds great. Anything else coming up for him? Oh, yeah.

For John Gabers, if you want to catch him, he's in this. small indie comedy coming out June 30th called The Little Hours. Oh, it's been out this whole weekend. Yeah, just like The House. Oh, right, because of today's date, yes. So, yeah, you should check out the Little Hours. It's called The Little Hours. It stars like all your favorite comedy people.

Like besides the- Oh, I'm in this? No, all of your favorite. Wait, am I in this? No, no, no, no. They're all of your favorites. Oh, okay, guys. It's Aubrey, Plaza, Allison Bream, Kate McCooch, Dave Franco. Oh, this is the nuns and the...

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, sexy nun comedy. Yeah, yeah. Great, great. And Gabris is in it with a spear. Oh, I think, maybe I wasn't available or... Yeah, no, I think it was... You were busy, maybe, with one of your 15 things? Do you have naked Peter Falk?

He's my favorite comedian. Is he... He's around in the dreamscape a lot? People dream about a naked Peter Falk, and he is hilarious. I wonder why. It's one of his balls, squinty? Can I plug one more thing? I'm so sorry.

Could I plug? by some people have dreamed of a podcast called Don't Get Me Started where these two gentlemen named Anthony King and Will Hines interview comedy people about not comedy stuff. I hear good things. Okay, great. So I don't know. These all sound great. And also the feet speaking jealousies.

Great, great. All right, well, let's close up the old plug bag. Talk about bags and bags. I'm talking about open names. All right, guys. It's been a great show. I want to thank Gino, of course. You're welcome.

Welcome back. Try to make it a little more often, though. I can't. I need this summer. I got to go to Jones Beach every fucking day, bro. Okay. All right. Well, we'll see you whenever you come back. Andrea, great to see you. Thanks for returning to the show. Good luck with the show. Thank you. Hope it's a big ratings hit. And Mary Lisa, always great to see you. Thank you. Thanks. So many interesting people. So many interesting people. But Morpheus, I'm going to ask you now. It's great to meet you. Yes. And Gus, of course. But I'm going to have to ask you to wake us up at this point.

That's fine. And the listeners. Okay. And goodbye. Anyway, I just think cavemen, you know, are... Dramatic. Hey, were you guys sleeping? I don't...

I'm not sure. I don't think so. I was talking about... I do have morning wood, and it is the afternoon. Oh, God, put that one-inch penis away. It's out? Yeah, it's dripping urine. Oh, fuck, I got to go to the bathroom.

All right, we'll see you next time. Bye.