Comedy Bang Bang: The Podcast - Bonus Bang: UnbeWiebeble: Kayla Dickie Returns (Flula Borg, Shaun Diston, Lily Sullivan, Tim Baltz)

Episode Date: April 9, 2026

On this Bonus Bang, returning champion Flula Borg joins Scott to chat about remaking A Star Is Born, his obsession with the South, and The Boss Baby: Back in Business. Then, Sprague The Whisperer, producing manager at Mosaic, returns to talk about losing a big client. Later, newly married Kayla Dickie returns along with her new husband Jud Wiebe to discuss what Jud has been up to in the years since he’s been missing. Don’t forget to check out the Comedy Bang! Bang! Action Figures at shop.figurecollections.com and go to actionfigurecellar.com for international purchases. If you want more great episodes of Comedy Bang! Bang! become a subscriber at comedybangbangworld.com. We have all of the past episodes from the archives, every live show, ad-free new episodes, and original shows like CBB Presents and Scott Hasn’t Seen. Find more great Comedy Bang! Bang! merch at https://www.podswag.com/collections/comedy-bang-bang Get access to all the podcasts you love, music channels and radio shows with the SiriusXM App! Get 3 months free using this show link: https://siriusxm.com/cbb Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Hey everyone, Scott Ackerman here and welcome to another bonus bang where we are re-releasing great episodes of comedy bang bang out from behind the paywall. Now, this week's bonus bang is the first episode in a series we are calling a quickie with Kayla Dickie. And it's ironic because I think we have maybe two months that we're doing this. So it's not so quick. But these episodes go by quick. This is a series, okay, where we are showcasing episodes featuring the character. Kayla Dickey, played of course by a member of the 84-timers club, Lily Sullivan, soon to be 85, I believe. This episode is called Unbewebable Kayla Dickey Returns.

Now, this is the sequel to the first Kayla Dickey appearance, which we have in the bonus bangs in the last year. You can go back and look that one up. This one was originally released on March 13, 2019, as episode 500. 91. Very close to 600. In addition to Kayla Dickey, our guests include, of course, German comedian Fleu LaBorg. Then we have Sprague the Whisperer, played by Sean Diston. And finally, Kayla Dickie, introducing us to her new husband, Jed Weeby, played by Tim Bultz. Not Dim Bults. Boy, if he hears this, I'm in trouble. Tim Bultz playing Judd Weeby. If you enjoy this and you want to hear other great episodes of Comedy Bang Bang as well as other shows like CBB presents. Scott hasn't seen The Neighborhood Listen and College Town become a subscriber at CBBworld.com. We have all of the past episodes from the CBB archives, every live show, ad-free new episodes, and even more original shows. We're going to be back Monday with a new episode of Comedy Bang Bang, but until then, enjoy this bonus bang. Comedy Bang Bang, Comedy Bang, Comedy Bang Bang.

Comedy Bang, Bang, Comedy Bang, Comedy Bang, Comedy Bang, Comedy Bang, Comedy, Bang, Comedy, Bang, In sync or not at all. Welcome to Comedy Bang Bang. Hello, welcome to, and also thank you, but let's welcome him as well. Placate the Muse for that wonderful catchphrase submission. And welcome to Comedy Bang Bang for another episode. This is very exciting. We have an incredible show. If you've never heard the show, basically I have two, three, one guests sometimes, all from various fields, from entertainment to other. And we are really running the gamut. Yes, I almost said running the gambit.

And that would not be correct. But we're running the gamut today. We have an entertainer. We have a little bit later. We have a producing manager from the most. mosaic firm. And a little later on the show, we have a wife. Oh, that's exciting.

Someone who is a wife. Okay. But before we get to them, let's get to our guest of honor. He is our returning champion. I believe this is his third episode of the show, I think. Is that correct? Do I have my stats right? Yes, I've just checked the tattoos under my clavicle.

This is my third time, Scott Alcoma. You have three teardrops under there. Yes, yes, all connected. It looks just like a puddle. But I could tell it was three teardrops. You can see it, right, if you get very close. Please welcome back to the show. He is a very funny comedian.

You may have seen him out there opening for Conan O'Brien on his recent tour. Please welcome back Flula Borg. Hello, Flula. Oh, hello to you. Hello, CBB for Life. Thank you so much. That's longer than I'm going to do it. Stop it.

You have a retirement plan? Well, I don't have a time and plan, but I don't think, well, who knows? Please don't play this clip in my funeral, but I don't think that I will die while still. doing the show? I hope not. No. No. How terrible would that be that like just this is the last episode and then it was like well let's pack it up guys, he's gone.

This is dark, Scott. It's too dark. No, it's very German. I'm into it. Thank you. Yes. We go as deep as you like. You are German, you are a German comedian now American comedian. Or a German how do you consider yourself? I was a techno DJ and then people started to hire me for other events.

I'm not a comedian. It's unintentional most things. You know, it's like accidental duties. You were you were a techno DJ in Germany yeah and you were you were spotted at a club. Yes, sport at a club and then someone from that was club sporting told me you should apply for a hype man contest. Hipp man contest. Yes, I did not know what it was in German it's pronounced Hippi Man so I didn't know what it was. Is it sort of like the apprentice where you if you won you got to be a highman for some oh you got to be president. Yeah. No if you win the is you also man who comes before No, Liljohn goes in is very large on the stage.

You're the man that makes everyone very warm. Yes, I know what a hype man is. He's the person who comes out onto the stage and goes, I'm not even going to do an impression. No, no, I'm not going to try to trap me to do an impression. And I'm not going to fall for it, Flula. But the person who comes out previous to the main rapper and tries to pump the crowd up. Yes. And then occasionally doubles words of the main rapper.

Yes, if you've heard any Cypress Hill song, it's the man that says, A to the K or insane in the brain. Mm-hmm. Yes. Echowing what the main rapper will do. Underscoring the important points. He's like a highlighter in a rap song if the rap song was a book. So, but I guess my question is, is if you were to win, was there a certain rapper that you would then become the hype man for?

Yes, but they canceled everything. The business. It was Sion. Do you know the automobile Sion? Yes, I do. Of course. It was sponsored by Sion. So I was the champion.

And then Sion said, no more business for us. and no more hype men for us, no tour. So they just gave me three dollars. Three dollars. Sorry, three dollars. The accent really expects it. Oh, yeah, yeah. How many of the free dollars did you get?

I got, well, taxes and everything, 18. Okay, yeah. I had to fly home. Presumably about 24. 24. If you'd take about a quarter of it out for taxes. For tech, yeah. So, and that end, a star was born.

Yes, Lady Gaga, yeah. I would love to see you in a remake of A Star is born where you're out there doing techno-dijing at a club. And I don't know what you're into, but whatever you would view as a sexual partner would come over to whomever. Sure. I don't know. Maybe you're into objects. Wait, are you following my Instagram stories currently, Scott?

I must confess, yes, I'm a fan. I'm 30 minutes into my Star Response remake featuring me in a sequoia. Okay, good. Now, Flula, you have a podcast called Boom Time. I believe you were on the show a few months back here and we talked about it and ever since then, I was itching to get on it

and I got in there. Thank you so very much for getting in there, Scott Alcomen. It was the highlight of my life. I'm incredibly excited. I'm sending you as many dollars as you are requesting after this show is payment. Thank you so much for that. Yes.

Where can people get this at the normal podcast outlets down at the podcast store? At the podcast store, at the Harris Teter, if you are in North Carolina, at the Dominix, if you're in Chicago, at the Vons or the Johns in Los Angeles

and also iTunes. The thing about Johns, by the way, if you don't live in Los Angeles, maybe you haven't seen a John's market out there. They're just old Vons, and they bought some J's. Yes.

Yes. It's such a scam. It is a scam. Someone was telling me about Johns. They said, wear a full metal jacket and also a helmet as you enter. Johns is a tough place.

It is a tough place, but I tell you, I don't know what came first, whether they had a deal with a letter factory, where they're like, we don't use these Js. Yeah. Or whether they went to the letter factory afterwards and said,

look, which one of these letters would you replace? Should it be Vans or should it be Johns? Yeah, we'll go with Jones. And they said, we didn't never use these Jays. Yeah, takes them. But it's such a scam. I don't understand this. You just walk it into Avans.

I must ask you, Scott, if you know this. You know, Adidas and Puma are just two brothers who are like, we're in a fight time for two different shoes? Are they the same company? They were the same company? They were brothers. I know that. They're like, oh, fighty, fight.

I'm from Erlangen, which is very close to the headquarters of this. Of course. Is Sean and Vaughans like two bros who had like fight about Twinkie's prices or something? I wonder, I wonder if they're the same company. You know, there's that rumor spelled with a you because of our guest here.

Oh, yeah. That Coke and Pepsi are the same company that they just have a rivalry. They split into two and have a rivalry in order for, to trick the public into thinking there is only a choice between these two, Coke and Pepsi. when there's so many other cola.

It could be any other cola. But it's like, no, no, it's got to be Coke or Pepsi. Coke or Pepsi. But it's the same thing. Yeah, we want a third party. I want some cheer wine. Yes. Have you had this?

Yes, I have. I love cheer wine, yes. Down in the South? Oh, so down South. Yes. Yeah, I'm obsessed with the South currently, Scott. Are you really? Harris Tita and Cheer Wine references.

Thank you so much. Do you have any other in the bank here? Yeah, chicken and dumplings. Go grab those at your cracky barrel. Thank you so much, Flula, for those. Please, Pelelele for those. the entire proceedings today with some of that southern charm. Yes, and by pepper you mean biscuits and gravy.

Thank you so much, yes. I will. Flula, do you have anything out there this year? Last we spoke to you was 2018. Suddenly it's 2019. Smash cut to 2019. What is Flula up to? Terrifying, I know.

I'm having many strange projects currently rewriting a story-hersporn story, as I said, before me and a giant fur or sequoia. We are still in the casting process. And then also you may see me in Boss Baby back in business on Netflix. It's a voice and boom time, boom time on the podcast The boss baby is back in business Oh he's back, he went away and then he returns Back and better than ever?

Oh well, we don't know. Like movie pass? Yeah. Wow. Yeah, like movie pass. That's incredible. Is the boss baby cast still the same or is it all like knockoffs?

Oh, it's all, well, I'm in it so you know it's all knockoff, Scott. So you knew the answer before you questioned. Who originally did the part that you're doing? Nobody. I'm mega fat CEO baby. Oh, okay. I've been in a nice. invented from the thin air of two people on drugs.

But who is the boss baby now? Who does that role? Oh, is a man. Just a man. J.P. Colliak. He's the voice. And he sounds unnaturally like Alec Baldwin. No, he's just, he's so dope and tasty.

He's like, it's like if there were two worlds, you know, like with the butterflies when the effect happens. The butterfly effect, yes. There's two boss baby worlds. This one is equally delicious, but different. Oh, so it's in a parallel universe. In a parallel, sorry, boss baby verse. Yeah, baby verse. A parallel by baby, yeah.

Bobbi-Bibop. Yeah, yeah. Well, that's incredible. So people should watch that right now. Of course, right away, as you're doing it, Scott, what are you up to currently other than this bad boy? Oh, come on now. I know you're an interviewer, but I was on your show already, and I talked about what I was up to. So just everyone listened to that episode, if you want to hear what I'm up to.

But no one cares about me. They care about our guests. They care about the interaction and hearing about you. Ah, okay. Cool. That's great time. It is a great time. Yeah.

Tell you what, Flula. Can you stick around the entire show? I refuse to leave. I love to have you right here at my right elbow. Oh. I really appreciate that because we have several guests to get to today, so we have to get to them. He, we have, our next guest,

he is a producing manager at Mosaic, the comedy management. Are you represented at Mosaic or where? No, but just hearing these first utterances makes me want to switch representation. Yes, I tried. to sign you, Flula, and you weren't, well, Scott, continue. Step out of the shadows and take off that cloak, coo. Hello, I am Sprague the Whisperer.

Sprague the Whisperer, you're back. I remember you. Hello, Scott. How are you? Good to see you. You were on an episode last year. Yes, yes. Oh, wait a minute. I think that you two were both on the same episode, weren't you? Yes, we met last year. The raven that I received, that was you?

Yes, I sent you a raven. Requesting representation. And of course you said you already were representing. And I couldn't whisper to you. So I thought, you know, maybe I just worked the relationship. Maybe you then fire your manager. You come to me. What an interesting vowel choice on relationship.

You just have a relationship. What I say? Relationship. Yes. I've got an interesting accent, Scott. You do. An interesting accent for an interesting person. It's true.

That's what the show is all about. It's all about interesting people, Scott. Sprague the whisperer. Yes. Tell us a little bit about yourself. Refresh our memory. Well, of course, Scott, I'm a producing manager at Mosaic. And I also whispered.

powerful men and women in the industry. That's right. I believe we first found out that you were a whisperer, whispering into the years of powerful people, and then it came out that you were a manager. Well, it didn't come out. You know, of course, I'm always represented. You know, I mean, I've signed the deals, and of course I've got many clients. But Scott, and don't you primarily work within the ninja milieu?

Well, Scott, look, I'm at Mosaic, and right now I was given... Another interesting Val choice. Scott, I was given a folder with a bunch of ninja projects and I'm in charge of them. Are you Bill Sykes suddenly? Who's the hell is that? From Oliver? Oh, no, no, that's of course, Scott. Oh, okay.

That's crazy. That would be crazy. That would be insane, Scott. So, Scott, so yes. I have some bad news to report. You do. I lost a client recently, Scott. Oh, no, I mean, that happens a lot for managers.

You lose a client, get a client. This was a huge client. Oh, no. Who did you lose? I lost Bobby Moineshan. Bobby Moynihan? Yes, I lost Bobby Moineshan. I lost him.

Is that because you could never pronounce his last name? He got pissed. He said, it's not my last name. I said Bobby Moineshan. And look, Scott, I wanted him to do a drunk uncle podcast. And I wanted his psychic to be a ninja, of course. Of course. And you run down your ninja, your previous ninja project.

What have you been involved in? Well, first of all, Flula, if you remember, I have something in pre-pro. It's three ninjas continue, and it's three separate generations of the three ninjas. It's three ninjas with three on the way, as I recall. Scott, you have a great memory for a lot of these details that I've, I guess, as a manager, forgot. Well, as I recall, the end of the movie was the main movie stars, the sons of the previous three ninjas. Of course. All grown up.

All grown up. And now, and they have girlfriends. And the girlfriends come in and say, we're pregnant. with ninjas. Roll credits. Roll credits. And then post-credit scene, they give birth. And then the baby kicks the doctor in the face.

Right. And then the three ninjas and their three offspring will return. Of course. And it's kind of like a Thanos throw forward, you know, like in the Marvel universe. And I've also worked on Beverly Hills Ninja. Beverly Hills Ninja. That was a good one. That one I was trying to change to just Silver Lake Ninja, make it a little more current,

you know. Los Velas Ninja. More hipster. A little bit more, you know. but we'd be a little chill. And I was going to have Bobby Moynihan in that. Oh, you, Bobby Moran. I was like, look, Marinihan, I want you to be Chris Farley's ninja character,

but you're living near that, like, really nice Thai restaurant. Everyone likes in Silver Lake. Yes. So, wait a minute. You wanted him to do a drunk uncle podcast as a ninja character from... That's a separate project, Scott. Oh, it's a separate thing. Scott, you got to catch up, baby.

In the industry, we're moving fast, my man. Maybe this is why I've never been able to quite make it in the industry. Scott, now, of course, I'm always looking for new clients, Scott. I, you know, I'm a UTA fan. I know you're a UTA fan, but of course those are your agents. Now, Scott, you know, I do have a project for you in the future. That's true, Scott. A feature?

A feature. Oh, my goodness. Film, Scott. Wow, 90 minutes or above? I think maybe 82 is the cutoff for a feature, but yes. What is it? 82 is that I think it's 84. 84?

Okay. Yeah, I like your limit. Like the Olympics? Oh, I remember them well. They ran right by my house. That's it, right? Yeah. Lou going.

Sorry, continue whisperer. Please tell more about this film. This film, Scott, is a reboot. I'm whispering now. Of course, you have to whisper what I'm whispering. Scott. It's a reboot of what? Do you remember the Van Dam film?

The Quest? Yeah, Flula speaks for me. I don't remember it. I don't remember the quest. Okay, okay, let me pivot. I'll pivot, I'll pivot. I'll pivot. Just because I don't remember doesn't mean this.

doesn't mean that it. I thought this was a project that was already set up. Shut the fuck up. What about? What about the Van Damme project double team, Scott? Double team?

Dennis Rodman, Van Damme. I saw a film about a double team yesterday. I don't think it was the same one. You're talking about pornography, Scott? Yeah, no. Well, clearly, you want to do a porto? Do Van Damme?

No, I don't want. No one wants me to do a porno. Okay. But Van Dam really put out a film called double team, Scott. It is with Dennis Rodman the web In a two-hander

With Van Dam And I think they fight a lion At the end of it And I want you to be the stars Does Rodman throw basketballs at the lion? They're definitely Because he was a good rebounder Maybe he would be catching the

He's not a guy that shoots a lot He's a rebounder but let's say There's a lot of rebound jokes In the movie Is he on the rebound occasionally? They talk about boxing out a bunch of times But Scott I can remake him

this movie. It could be you and Kevin Durant. Me and Kevin Durant. Double D. I would be the Van Dam. You'd be Van Dam. Can you do a split? Scott, try to do a split. Okay, let me try. Everyone step back.

All right. Here we go. Here we go. Split. Split. That's a perfect split. Wow. Whoa. Okay. I'm back. Scott, you did it. That was incredible. That was just like Van Dam. He did a split for the audience. He did a split between two rolling chairs. Yeah, let me hold you. them back again. That was amazing, Scott. That was incredible. Those are...

I mean, yeah, I do have some skills. That is on my resume, by the way. Most of Van Damster. He was a dancer. That's right. Yes, he was. I can put you in double team. We can start production tomorrow, Scott. Really? I mean, I would do it. No, one's running after me to star in movies. Truly, you want to be in it too? I would love to need a physician, no, production, PA. Yeah. Yes. We'll need a PA.

Count me in. By the way, you are a terrible negotiator. We'll need a PA. Yes, and also it's an internship. Oh. So I get college credits. Well, yeah, sure. You'll get credit. Okay.

Look, Scott, just one quick thing. This is non-union, by the way. Fine. I'm totally fine with. Cool, because I don't want to deal with the taxes. Wait, are you bankrolling this movie? Oh, yes, Scott. I'm a producing manager, Scott.

Oh, that's right. You forgot. I'm all about packaging, baby. No, packaging is what the agents do. Well, you know, the producers have been packaging for a lot. a long time. Well, sure, yes. But look, Scott, let's talk about packaging.

First of all, it's great. We should all be into it, right? Yeah, we love it. You love packaging. Yeah, I love it when the agents make way more than we do on any project. Well, now, Scott, that's not the truth. That's how it's happening with packaging? It's crazy.

Look, I make a little bit on the front end, a little bit on the back end, and a little bit on the just straight up end in the general. So, yes, I do make a lot of money, but that's not it. Scott. It's about taking care of people, baby. Okay, okay. So you, a double team, would it be called double team? Wait, we could change it.

Do you want to call it threesome? I think there was a movie called threesome. We'll throw flula in there. Oh, I just got cast. Perfect. Okay, so me, Kevin Durant, and Flula. Yes. We're in a movie called threesome.

Yes, yes. Is it a remake of threesome because it's called threesome now? No, what's the blood of threesome? Three roommates and they all have sex with each other, as I recall. And we're talking, uh, uh, uh, what's his name from? Dead Poets Society. Robin Williams. Robin Williams.

Billy Crystal and Ruby Goldberg. Okay. So I'm pretty sure I saw this on HBO back of the day. I was like, these guys are funny

and they're sexy. It's a cast of comedy relief. I don't. And then I know that Billy Crystal he would do a jazz character occasionally during it. It would seem vaguely racist. Okay, Scott,

I love this idea. Let's just do that. Let's do that on HBO. We'll throw a quick ninja in there. You'll still be a ninja. Wait, okay. You'll do splits, but the splits will also be sexual in nature at all. I like.

This is good. This is good. We'll friggin, this is tight. And we'll have Durant play a Whoopi Goldberg character. Okay. We'll put him in a wig. I don't know if you would be into that. In Hollywood, we love putting our black men in wigs.

I think Keenan Thompson may have something to say about that. We love putting them in weeks, making them dats around. A little Midear. A little Midea, yeah. And you can say your name incorrectly. That's an interesting voice. style choice. Yeah,

oh, thank you. Mereer. This is going to be great. Flewla, are you on board? I'm so on board. I have been taking notes and I will submit them to you for approval immediately.

This is already good. PA stuff. You're taking notes? Yes. You're doing PA duties and stirring in the film at the same time? Sure.

Okay. This is going to be great for me. More college credit. I wonder which you're going to neglect. We're going to find out, guys. Also, it's a student film. Oh, okay. Nobody's getting paid.

Wait, so is it SAG student film rates? It's just totally non-union student film, non-accredited university. Okay. Is that okay? And what is the budget of this film? Oh, the budget? Let me hold on. Let me just text by texting my assistant here.

Hold on. What's the budget for the movie? Oh, sorry, I just received a text. Okay. Oh, wait, because you're doing PA duties. You get to decide the budget? Just reply to someone. Look in my bank account.

Here's my password. Oh, okay. Give him his bank account. Yes. Check out my account balance and I'd say let's do about 80% of that. 80% is your entire savings? Savings, I guess, and business checking, whatever. That can be my...

80%. Okay, okay. Just doing some math here on a phone, I just received so... I got three dots, so he's responding. Hold on. One dollar 18. Spence is killing me. What do we got?

Yeah, say that again. That's a dollar 18. $1.18 is 80% of your bank account? The budget. is a dollar. Well, it's 118 cents. I mean, when you look at it that way, it's not that bad. You know? And we,

the fact, we're not paying anyone. We don't really need any props. I guess it's 236 hay pennies as well. That's pretty good, Scott. Okay. Now we're talking. Does anyone get paid in haypenny, Scott? Well, if you haven't got one, God bless you. Hell yes, Scott, that was funny as hell.

Okay, Sprigg. I know you. This guy. He's fucking good. All right, Spring, all right. Oh, Scott. But you know, Scott, I remember the last time I was here. Oh, good. It was just a few months ago. Yes, it was just a few months ago.

But did you remember, Scott? There was another guest here, Scott. There was another guest, yes. She was very fast. I was very, yes. I was worried about her. She was very interesting, but we, you know, we do need to get to our next guest, if that's okay. We can't just reminisce in the past glories of previous shows.

Sure, I don't want to reminisce for a few minutes at least. I like to reminisce. Okay, let's all reminisce. She was nice. I just felt like she needed to, you know, stand up for herself. I agree with that. We're talking about a previous guest on the episode that you both coincidentally happen to be on. Her name, as I recall, was Kayla Dickey.

Yeah, Kayla Dickey. And she burned into my brains. She was a girlfriend. She introduced herself as a girl friend. I wish she just introduced herself as Kayla. I agree. You know? But she was great, but we have a packed show today.

Yeah, we got another thing. We shouldn't talk about it. We'll talk about it after. We'll talk about it after. I would love to catch up with it. Catch up and just sort of reflect on what that experience was like. Yeah. Well, let's get to our next guest.

This is incredible because we have a wife coming up. Oh, interesting. That's interesting. Not a girlfriend. Not a girl. Well, no, that was a previous episode. Of course. Yeah, we have a wife here.

She is a wife in Colorado. Please welcome to the show. Kayla Dickie. Oh, what that? Kayla. Hi. Oh, my God. Kayla Dickie is back.

Yeah, it's good to see you guys. Oh, I don't know. Weird coincidence. That's so crazy. This is strange. Everyone lined up. We're all here again. I wonder if that has ever happened on one of the late night talk shows where the exact

same guests have ever been on an episode of Conan or Letterman or anything like that. That's so crazy. Welcome back to the show. Kayla. Thanks. Yeah. We made the drive up. So we're pumped to be here.

We? Yeah, me and my husband. You and your husband? Yeah. He finally popped the question. So before we get to him, let's talk about it. Because as I recall, I have a mind like a steel trap sometimes for these details. But as I recall, Kayla, last time you were on the show, you introduced yourself as a girlfriend.

Yeah. And you were dating a young gentleman named Cart. Yeah, Cart. Who had a very large truck. Yeah, I did. Ford Rock Hard. Rock Hard. 250, as I recall.

Yes. And he had a very large truck, which the tires were over eight feet tall. You're a four foot tall woman. Yeah, it was twice the size of me. Twice the size of you. And so it was like a monster truck that would smash other trucks, presumably. Yeah, hats and DVDs in there and stuff. Oh, that's right.

Right. DVDs out cold and the like. And he had a very small penis. It looked like a monopoly die. A dice. Still. Well, one singular, as I recall. Yeah, it was a dice.

The size of a dice. It was a die, yeah. That's singular of dice, by the way. Dice is two. I don't know if you know that. Well, his dick was the size of a dice. So that's a tube. She's just never clear on the dick side.

Yeah. But, and it was cube in nature. Why do you guys always want to talk about his dick? It's interesting. It's interesting to us because it also was speckled and spotted like a dye where it had one hole at the top. And then, you know, it had the opposite sides of the two and the five. I would not obsess at all. It's more a dice than a dick, to be honest.

What you've described it. I mean, if the opposite sides of his penis add up to a six. seven in each time. That is an interesting thing. It's interesting to me. It's fascinating. The two in the five and the four and the three. Yeah.

So it's not why I'm here. It's not why you're here. Every time I come, you guys just want to talk about that. And I want to talk about the important stuff. I'm just merely running down your facts as I recall them. So your boyfriend was cart. You worked at, or you worked the last time we talked to you at Dave's Bridal in Colorado. Yeah.

So I used to work at David's Bridal. You used to work there. You no longer worked there. No, a lot has changed since I've been here. Okay, but you were working at David's Bridal, not the good one. Yeah, the bad one, the one by the Big Lads. The one by the Big Lats, right? I've been there, of course.

Yeah, so I'm from Montrose, Colorado. And, yeah, I just used to work at David's Bridal with my girls, and I used to date Cart. You used to date Cart, but now you're married to him, right? So, Cart, that's so great. So you're married to... What, no? No? Twist!

I didn't marry Cart. You didn't... Well, last time we talked, you loved Cart, because he had such a big truck. Yep. Even though he had a very small penis, you loved the size of his truck so much. And you thought that you would be with him forever because he had such a big truck. Right. So he had at the time, like one of the biggest trucks in town.

He had the Ford Rockhart 250. 8 feet. And as I recall last time you were on, you mentioned that it was rumored the 350 would come out right around now. Yeah. It's rumored that the 350 should be out. And let me just say it's definitely out. It's definitely, oh, I don't keep up with these things. So, yeah.

Well, I keep up. Especially off cycle release dates for trucks. It's very strange to release cars when they are. Because usually it's September. It's time out year in sales. They get rid of the old models. Yeah. The release cars at the beginning of the year is freaking insane.

But, you know, I guess people buying these trucks are friggin' insane. So, yes. It's just, it's rumored actually that the 450 is coming out. Fourfee. It's rumor the 450 will be out soon because we also talked about how they would release them in 50s as well. Skip the 300. Skip the 400.

So they skip the 300 and the 450. So the 350 is already out. And once the 350 came out, I was like, cart, like what is going on? Because he had the 250. He had the 250. And I was like, are you going to get the 350? And he was like, I don't know.

Oh, okay. Well, I mean, he's, was he leasing the 250? He bought it. He bought it. Well, I mean, he had just bought it. It seems a little. It's crazy to. Upgrade.

I was just like, I don't know if this is serious anymore. Okay. How long it had had the 350 been out when you started feeling these feelings? Like a couple days. And I remember just being like, so what is this? Yeah, where is this relationship going? But that's when we found Judd. You found Judd?

Judd Weeby. Of the Judd Weeby Trail? We found Judd. Okay, hold on. This is fucking insane. Look, we have to. We have to take a break. You were talking to me like I had something to talk about.

This is the biggest news. This is the biggest news. It's crazy. Unbelievable. Who cares about it? My movie's not even good. Look, we got to take a break. We need to take a break.

When we come back, we'll catch you up on who Judd Weeby is. And you found Judd Weeby? This is incredible news. Thank your listeners for praying for Judd. We found him. Wow. Our listeners prayed for Jud and we found him. All right, let's take a break.

I've got a fucking frown. I'm going to call him my assistant. I'm canceling my lunch. Hold on. I'm going to start praying. Oh, Flula, you're getting a call. Oh, it is me. Cancel lunch. Hello.

At two. Okay, good. I am here, Scott. Let's do this. Okay, we're going to take a break. Flula, you go ahead and cancel that lunch. We'll be right back with more Comedy Bang Bang after this. Comedy Bang Bang.

We're back here, Flula Borg, a boom time podcast. Hello. The podcast where he waits until the guest says boom time. and then completely abandons it. Yes, we've had varied lengths. We've had a 0.02 seconds is our shortest podcast. And we have one that is still not ended. It's just an open phone call because I have unlimited minutes.

So just waiting to hear back from Helmut Kohl, former Chancellor in Germany. We also have Sprague the Whisperer, who's a producing manager at Mosaic, and whispers into the ears of powerful men and women in Hollywood and trying to pitch them ninja movies. And that's part of my canon, but Scott, I am on the edge of my seat right now. Very, very concerned with Canon, like one of our other guests. You know, it's interesting. You know, that's true. Yeah.

But we also have Kayla Dickie, who is a previous guest on this show. And before the break, she laid down a bombshell. She dropped a bomb on me. Wow. That they found Judd Weeby. Now, remind everyone who is Jud Weeby? So, Jed Weeby was the mayor of Monterey. and he started a fire because he left some curling irons on.

He started a big fire that burned down a ton of the town. Yeah. And so the town was like, you have to go. And he was like, I'm not leaving. And then he ran up the trail. He ran up a trail that was in the woods or on the hiking trail, a mountain trail. Yeah, a mountain trail. Yeah, a mountain trail.

And we had not seen or heard from him in seven and a half years. That was seven and a half years ago. The trail was named the Judd Weeby Trail. Yeah. Was that official? I don't know that we ever, or was that just something you called it. I feel like I'd heard it from the town people when I visited, but I don't know if it's official. Yeah, well, I mean, I don't know that the state recognizes it, but definitely everybody in Montrose does.

Now, you were Judd Weeby's assistant when he was mayor, but only the assistant at the courthouse. He had multiple assistants for various locations. He had 10 assistants. That he would travel to. So those are all my girls. And so me and my girls, we used to work as his assistants, but then, you know, obviously he left. So he got a job working for his ex-wife, Merg. His ex-wife, Murgwee.

Now, were they divorced because he was presumed dead? No, Murg was pissed when he left those curling irons on because she's like, she's the one who taught him how to use them. Right, because he used to curl his, not only the top of his head, but also his leg hair. Yeah. And maybe his pubes. We never really. I think it was implied. Yeah, he did.

Yeah. So. Wait, quick clarification. Jud also had sex with all your girls and cart, right? Yeah. Okay. So he was having sex with everyone. He was a sexual dynamo.

He had a mayoral sex cult. Yeah, so we all fucked Judd. And then. And he had a truck, as I recall, the 50. That was one of the originals. So Jud is the reason that I love trucks and the reason that I know a lot about trucks because he was, he would give us the rumors about, like, what the trucks were coming out. And a lot of those, I would, like,

like find on his Facebook and stuff. But then once he, you know, once he ran up the trail, we were like, what's next? So he was up there in that trail for seven and a half years. You and your girls would go look for him in shifts. Yeah. And just call out Jud, Jud, where are you, Jud? And one time I remember you thought that you heard him say, I'm here. And then you looked and it was a bear.

Yeah. But we thought it might have been a man in a bear costume. So this is why I am here. Like, it was straight up Judd. That was Judd. We have confirmation. And you found Judd? I not only found Judd, I am married to Judd.

Wow. This is incredible. Twist after twists. It's like a ninja movie. I guess because the ninjas are constantly twisting. Twisting and contorting their bodies. They have strong cores. But this is incredible.

I'm very happy for you because, first of all, I thought Cort was a complete jagoff. I did not like him as well. This guy sucked. He had a tiny penis. He couldn't lift you or something. Well, Judd's stick is pretty small too. Okay. Oh, okay.

All right. But that's, I mean... I think we established last time that anyone who's bought a big truck has a tiny penis. There's never been a person with a medium to large penis who's bought a big truck like that. Yeah, it wouldn't work. Comes with the territory. Yeah. It doesn't make sense.

Yeah. So you married Judd. Well, congratulations. So you're a wife. That's why you're a wife. I'm a wife. Congratulations. That's good to hear.

I'm glad you're doing better because last time I was definitely worried about you. So you said we came out here from Colorado. Did you come out with Judd? So Judd's in the track if you guys want me to. Please. Yes. I would love for Judd to come up here. This is the most interesting person I've ever heard of.

Okay, let me just open the window. Oh, great. Okay, yeah. Yeah, open the window here. Judd. You may have to speak a little louder than... He can hear. But the engine, it sounds like a frigging tank out there.

I hear you, baby, I'm coming. Oh, I think I heard... I think I heard... Like Jackson Made or something. Speaking of a stars, boy. That was incredible. Wow. Can you imagine going to a Jackson main concert, by the way?

Not to get off on a movie that came out months and months ago, if not half a year ago. Can you imagine going to a Jackson main concert? And he says, hey, by the way, my girlfriend wants to sing some songs. It would be freaking insane. I think about that all the time. If I was at a concert and then, like, you know, it was at like Arcade Fire or something. Then they started some song I've never freaking heard before. Then they brought out some stranger.

I mean, just, that was a duet at least. But later on in the movie, he just basically like seeds stage time to her. He's like drinking a coke on the side. Yeah, he's just like, hey, have that, babe. And then she just goes up and it's like, it's fine. Yeah, that's your girlfriend or whatever. Maybe we've kept up with that on YouTube or something. You know, Scott, we should host the Oscars.

Yeah. Sorry, this is a tangent. But one's next year in 2020. Yeah, we've got to host the 2020. The other ones have already come out. That will happen, but we got to host the Oscars to this. Kayla, has Judd come up here? Hey, baby, who are these guys?

Hi. These are my friends. Can I introduce ourselves? My name is Scott Ackerman. I'm the host of Comedy Bang Bang. This is Flula Borg. He is a former techno DJ who has now, he started doing events and now is not considered, doesn't consider himself to be a comedian, but has worked within the field. Mainly I'm now peeing ninja movies.

Right. So it's very exciting. And this is Sprague the Whisperer. Hi, Sprague, Jensen. break the year, but it's just very, yes, of course. We had Kayla on the show a few months back, and she told us all about your incredible story, and I don't think it's been picked up by any of the news outlets, so I would love to break some news stories here about you. I have been, I had a, I weirdly enough had a Google alert for Judd Weeby, Jud with 1D.

With 1D? Just because I wanted to, yeah, exactly. It rhymes with Chud, and it's spelled very similarly. Exactly. But it has that Jay that the John's people got. They threw those Jays away? I mean, what do you want to know? You know, I started a big fire, and then I disappeared on a trail in the mountains.

No, we know all about that. But I guess we want to know what have you been doing the previous seven and a half, close to eight years at this point? Well, I went up this trail, you know. The Judweeby Trail. Yeah, I mean, I'm honored. I'm flattered. They named a trail after me, you know? unofficially from what I understand.

Well, whatever. I mean, it's still flattering. It's cool. They're a very humble guy. I killed a bear for warmth, and I crawled inside it. Oh, like Leonardo de Caprio. Yeah, yeah. How soon did that happen?

Real soon. So what day was it that you ran away? Day one. That would have happened day one. Okay. I guess I meant day of the week, but do you mean Sunday? Yeah, Sunday. That's day one?

Good, yeah, because Monday is not the start of the week. Sunday's the start. Sunday is the start. Sunday, a calendar. So you ran up there on a Sunday and you killed that bear. This bear was like, hey, who started the fire? And I was like, it was me. It wasn't a talking bear.

You just mean, like, physically it looked like, hey, who started the fire? I'd inhaled a lot of smoke, man. So maybe it was talking, maybe it wasn't. Anyway, I punched into its stomach. Oh, my God. You punched into. Jud's super strong. A bear's stomach.

And then I crawled inside for warmth because the sun had just gone down. While it was still writhing, or grasping to life? I guess so. I mean, whatever's more respectful of animal life. Quick question about this punch. Was it a ninja punch? Yeah, it was a ninja punch.

That's pretty, okay, okay. Unofficial, though, the state doesn't recognize it as a ninja punch. Yeah, yeah. Colorado says that there are no ninjas in the state. I like this guy. I crawled inside of it. I mean, I heard about a guy who recently strangled to death a mountain lion, but you punched a bear to death.

Yeah, yeah. Wow. And part of it was to hide out from the cops who I thought would be coming to get me because I started this fire. Now, it's not illegal to start a fire unless, I guess, unless you're doing it intentionally. Was it intentional? No, it wasn't intentional. I was trying to curl my hair up top and also down there. Right, yeah.

You mean your pubics. Yeah, because my pubes are, they grow straight and long. That's the opposite of most pubes. Exactly. It's like Dogtown and Z-boys down there. I tell him to leave him straight. Oh, really? Yeah.

You like it. I like them straight. You like them straight, yeah. Wait, just to confirm, it was not a man in a bear suit that you killed and then crawled inside. I mean, I hope not. It was pretty dark in that bear. Got it. Okay.

That'd be terrible if I killed a bear suit and a man in a bear suit. That's a double homicide. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So you, did you scoop out the innards or something or when you got into that bear? Yeah, I mean, slowly they slid into the feet of the bear. And then I just cut a hole in the foot and it kind of kicked out. It sounds like there was a person in there. Yeah, that feels like a human murder.

I feel like we're getting into the weeds. This would suck. Don't want to implicate you on this podcast. Thank you, yeah. Were there a lot of people hanging out in bear costumes up there on the trail back then? It's hard to tell a bear from a man in a bear costume, obviously. Yeah, of course. We would wave to each other, but I figured it was just a bear waving at me.

Oh. I think you might have killed a human being in a bear costume. Was there a bear festival going on? Uh-huh. Yeah. Yep, all bass. It was a Sunday. Yeah, it was just all bass.

All these bears playing bass. Okay. Doong, do, do, do, do, do, do. Did it have a name or? A bear bass festival. Bear bass festival. Oh, it was a BbF, yeah, yeah. And you were the mayor of this town.

Uh-huh, yeah. It's interesting. You don't see mayoral. Well, I got a strange charisma about me. Yeah. I'm finding this, yes. I am into you. Hey, Scott, yes.

I just wanted to stare at your face. Oh, thank you, John. It was very Jackson. Yeah. So Judd, you crawled into a bear costume day one, and I would imagine that it decomposed over the next eight years. Uh-huh. Yeah, it was a pretty sad-looking bear by the end. I caught a glimpse of myself in town once, because I would just kind of wander the town.

You'd wander through the town? He'd come to eat the trash because he'd go to get some food. Would you resign yourself to only eating what a bear could eat, meaning like, if someone had closed the trash can lids, you would, you'd, you'd, not get... Yeah, then I'd be perplexed. You batted it with your hands for a while.

Exactly, yeah. Same you get a bite into it. Get a nice bass drum line going. Right. Oh, yeah, that'd be a bass. They'd be a bass. So you would wander into town occasionally, and would the

local news outlets pick this up or were you ever caught on camera or anything like that? I mean, I was really off the grid. I wasn't even checking Twitter. It was really hard to find. Me and the girls, you know, we'd been trying for so long.

Right. But then one day, You know, I did see him going through my trash. And I said, Jed? Really? He was in the bear costume. He was in the bear costume. And you, you having seen him previously, previously on Comedy Bang Bang, you saw him.

You saw him in the bear costume and thought it might be him. And so you thought. Yeah. I mean, I'd seen him. I'd seen what I thought might be him. But this time I was like, I knew it was him because I saw, like, you know, the bear had like kind of deteriorated. enough that I could see his legs and his tattoos. His tattoos?

Can we see some of these bad boys on you? What are you got? What are you rocking? What's your ink down there? They're mostly on my feet, ankle down. Oh, please, show us. It's pretty strange. Oh, my, wow.

Got a Nike swoosh, a puma swoosh. The foot looks like a shoe. Looks like several shoes. It looks like a bunch of shoes. Sho lace. That's like a kid's dream shoe. Every brand. It's crazy.

The bottom says Salkooney. Sacconee. Wow. Saccone. Soconi? Coney 2012? I don't know how you say it. It's Coney,

2012. Judd, I have a question. I'm interested in why you ran away, because I have a suspicion that you slept with all these people in town, and it was catching up to you, Judd. And you said you're on fire. She was going to find out about this. She was sleeping with all of her girls.

And you were pissed. And you said, I'll burn the city down and run into the mountains. And no one will ever find me. I mean, I wish that I could say. it was that clear? I definitely, in hindsight, thought like, hey, this has gotten me out of a lot of jams that I got into because I fucked my way through town.

Yes, you need to fuck you. So the fire was almost like a deos ex machina in a way of getting you out of all of your problems. I think it's pronounced Deuce X machina. Okay, I beg you of her. I mean, Flula would know maybe. I would say it's a Thai. It depends on the region in Pennsylvania.

But Thai goes to the runner, so I think. You are the runner, so I'll give it to you. I would say, Deus is Machina. Oh, and who did you just get fired by Bobby what? More nigh, hand. Yeah, of course. So, so you were gone for, what is the statute of limitations on this fire, by the way? Did it elapse?

It was seven years, yeah. Seven years. This whole thing seems very convenient. No, honestly, look, I was just trying to straighten my pubs and I burned down the courthouse and my house. Trying to curl your pubs. Oh, yeah, curl my pubs. Oh, Judge, I have a question. They can't get any straighter.

It sounds like you have a lot of love desires in your life while you were in town. Did you have any love achievements while you were away from town? Yeah, I mean, seven years as a bear, who knows what you had sex with? Did you fuck a bear? Yeah, I made love to some bear. Okay. Well, were these other people just there for the bear festival? Or were they actual bears?

Yeah, it was it one year from the day you killed that first bear? A bunch of other bears showed up and you're like, oh, I'm going to fuck one of these bears. I don't know. I mean, the bass got going and it just got real sick. I mean, you try to not fuck when all it is like 60 bears and they're all playing upright base. Sorry to say this in front of your new wife, Judd. No, I'm fine with it. I'm totally okay with who and what he wants to fuck.

And me and my girls, like, we're his wives now. So it's why. Wait, the other girls are also his wives? Yeah, we all got married. You're in a polyamorous relationship with the rest of your girls and Judge? Well, we've always been fucking Judge. That's why we were so unhappy, you know, unhappy when. Judd left. When Judd left.

And to be honest, Kart wanted in, too, and I had to say, no. You said no. Poor cart. I mean, Kart couldn't get that big truck, so. Right. And Judd, what do you drive? A Ford Rock Hard 350. Oh, interesting. Wow. So where did you pick that up, by the way?

Because did you pick it up after Kayla found you, or did you have it out there on the trail? I had pre-ordered it from the dealership. Yes, you had to pre-order these things. You pre-ordered it knowing the statute of limitations was about to elapse and you could return to society. You're making me seem like a mastermind criminal. It's not that clear. Really? So you just were flipping through a catalog or online or something, happened to pre-order a truck thing, not even thinking you would have a use for it.

Uh-huh. Yeah, I actually had just sent the email to the dealership pre-ordering it when my pubes had gotten curled enough. I set the curling iron down on the magazine I was flipping through. Oh, wait, you pre-ordered it seven years ago? Yeah, yeah. Wow. Wow, that is foresight. This guy, it seems like a plan, but you're saying it's all coincidence. All random.

Okay. Coincidence, man. Okay. How the hell did you get married? Like, what, did you just immediately propose? What's the courting process in? Yeah, so when I saw him going through my trash, I was like, get up here, and he climbed into my apartment.

Oh, that's like the opposite of what guys would do to you because they would see you with a big truck and they would say get up in here. Right. And you would just follow their every command. Right. Yeah. So I guess I kind of channeled some of that energy and I said you get up here. Some of that SDE, the small dick energy. I like that.

I like you doing things for yourself, girlfriend. But then he said, no, you come down here and I said, okay. Oh, okay. And I climbed down. You tried at least. Tell you what, we need to take another break. This is another one. This is astounding news.

Every left turn, there's more questions. This Judd Weeby guys are absolute conundrums. We need to find out what you're up to now, how you guys got together, got married, and what's coming up for you guys as well? Let's take a break, though. When we come back, we'll have more Flula, more Sprague the Whisperer, more Kayla Dickie, and more Judd Weeby back from the presumed dead. Yeah.

We'll be right back with more comedy bang bang bang. Yeah. Comedy Bang Bang, Bang. We're back here with Flulaborg of the Boom Time podcast. Hello. And we also have Sprague the Whisperer out there constantly putting together in packaging ninja films. Doing my job. We also have Kayla Dickie of Montro. Kayla Weeby.

Well, Kayla Weeby now. You took his name. Okay, Kayla Weeby. And Judd Wee with 1D. And he was the former mayor of Montrose, Colorado. And now he's back. He was in a bear costume. And now you're back. Tell us about how quickly did you guys get together.

Yeah, so I climbed down from my apartment and we just fucked right there in the trash. In the trash. What was in the trash? Do you recall anything that was there in the trash at the time? Some sharp stuff for sure. Some sharp stuff. Like what? Like hypodermic needles?

Broken glass? Yeah, a lot of broken glass. Jesus. A lot of snapple bottles. Do you smash your snapple bottles before you put them in the trash just to save I just threw him out the window. Oh, okay. So I got real caught up.

Kayla, this doesn't. But it was all worth it because afterwards, Judd's like, okay, let's go find everyone else, the assistance. So Judd, at that point, had you decided that you were going to return to society? Yeah, I mean, the jig was up, you know. And I figured the statute of limitations being what they were. That sounds like more like what actually. No, honestly, that's a coincidence. This guy.

Primarily the jig was up and that's why you returned. Yeah, yeah. I mean, also like the bear suit was decomposing at such a rapid rate at that point. Right. You could pretty much tell that it was just a human wearing a bear head and mostly a body. Okay, so you do admit now that it was a human. Yeah, yeah, I guess so. What's the statute of limitations on murder?

I don't know that it ever expires. I don't think it does. Maybe Colorado. But, you know, I don't think that's first-degree murder. Yeah, it was probably maybe men. It's not premeditated. Yeah. Clearly self-defense.

Like, a bear is coming at you, waving its arms. From what you were describing, he was waving at you, like, saying hello. How could I know that? That's fair. That's a fair point. I guess anyone who came to that bear festival, the bear base festival, maybe signed a disclaimer that, look, if anyone shoots us or ninja punches us into the stomach to death, you know, it's our fault because we're wearing a bear costume.

Absolutely, yeah. Okay. Yeah, I could dig that up, too. but I definitely signed it a few years in a row. Okay. So you decided then, let's get back together with the other nine women? Yeah. Or the other 10?

Nine. Nine. Right. He has 10 assistant turtles. So I called Cassie and I called Trish and I called Tosh and I called Meg. And I called. Tosh was the one who was in charge of the home fire, as I recall. Yeah.

So she really fucked up. It was on Tosh. And I called. I think I said that most of them. I think he did. I called the mayor. And I called Bert. You called all the people.

You called everyone. And they called Ashley. Oh, Ashley. Okay, great, great. Yeah. So you called the other nine girls. Yeah. And then they were like, what are we going to do about Merg?

And then I stepped up and I said, I'll tell Merg. Oh, okay. That's dealing with it like a responsible human being. Like a decomposing bear suit. Did you keep the bear? You were still wearing the bear suit. Yeah, but I mean, honestly, it was a hot day. It was rapidly falling off.

There had been no hot days previous to this. Uh-uh. No. Is that what your scoff? Wait, let me see this scarf. Is this just the remnants of the bear suit? You're still wearing it. Yeah, well, it's what's left.

It's the neck piece just won't come off. Oh, that's weird. That is disturbing. I must say, this guy is just so much as jag off his cart. By the way, you're wearing a necklace filled with other bear, it has other bear paws on it, Are these the other bears that you've killed and had sex with up in the last seven years? Well, whenever another bear would die at the festival, you'd just kind of take one of its hands and put it on a necklace.

All right, great. Would die? It's a very passive way to describe. Would it happen to die? You guys are putting so much on me, man. All right. You never even been to one of these festivals. If you think this is bad, I think the court system there in Montrose, Colorado would be even worse.

I mean, you're going to have to have you publicly. come out as a human and not a bear now as the former mayor of the town Judweeby? Yeah, I publicly came out as a former mayor and human. Are you running for mayor again? It sounds like the town wants me to run.

What? Really? But I go anywhere in Montrose and I hear these whispers, he's running. I go for a jog people like, he's running. But they might think you might be running up back to the trail. Not running for anything. By the way, these

may be FBI agents who are trying to communicate on Rocky Talkies with their comrade. Can I ask you this? Are you jogging where this is happening? Yeah. Well, that's what they're talking about. Are you leaving the house in a hurry when you hear this? All the time. I tend to run late. Also, I mean, if these FBI agents are registered, I want their vote. Webe, you're in a lot of troubles. I'm not going to lie. Well, look, the point is I did the right thing. I went to Merg's house. I said you're no longer Merg Weeby.

Go back to your maiden name, Griffin. Okay. Did you make her change her first name too? Or, yeah, back to Merv. Okay. So you're like, her name was Merv Griffin. Okay. No relation.

That's interesting. To who? No, no. No, my. Before your time, Murg. Dude lives in Colorado. They don't know shit out there. Look, I've been off the grid in a bear costume for seven and a half years.

Yeah, the last seven years have been really popping off of Merv Griffin. Someone's like, Merv. I'm sure Merv Griffin got famous and unfamous in that time. Sort of a fly by that. But the thing is, is that Merg is missing now. Merg is missing. Oh, Merg is missing. So we don't know what happened to Merg.

What's the last time anyone saw Merg? So I saw Merg, obviously went after this whole thing, but then I had to go to work. And I was like, I saw Merg and I was like, look, I'm sorry. Like, I'm going to be with Judd now. And she was like, you need to shut up. And I was like, look, you need to shut up. and then she pushed me into all the dresses. Okay.

A soft fall, it sounds like. It's like a mattress of dresses. Yeah. Like I couldn't get out. It was like quicksand. Oh. So I was just stuck. I was literally just like stuck in the dresses trying to get out for like, I'm not kidding, like four or five hours.

Yeah. And that was. You weren't in the shallow, were you? And yeah. You were in the deep end. Hey. Hey. Hey.

Hey. Hey. I don't know. What's happening? Be nice to her. Okay, okay. Okay, all right. We like to sing to each other, so I'll be like, I'll be like, I'm in your bag truck.

I'm in your big truck and you're in my vagina. Okay, okay. I like it. Good stuff. So she pushed you into these dresses. So, yeah, and then seriously, she ran. And look, like, my girls were on break, so no one was there at Davis Bridal. Everyone else was on break at this.

Yeah. So I was the only one. Okay. And we had really bad Yelp reviews after because I was, like, not helping because I was stuck in the dresses. Really? So for that, how long was it? About an hour? No, like four or five hours.

Four or five hours. And no one helped you. They came in looking for help, saw someone rolling around in dresses and said, I'm going to give a bad yelp review instead. And I wasn't there because I was having an emotional day. I just found out that my dad's ranch got turned into a wind farm. And that was devastating. That's pretty devastating. Sounds very similar to another story that I heard recently.

You imagine? They died. They turned his beautiful ranch into this wind farm. Right. Yeah. Wasn't that where he was buried too? I don't know. If you know where his body is, let me know.

Well, so you did not see Merg run off and that's the last anyone ever saw her. But it's rumored she's up on one of those trails. The Merv Griffin Trail. Did they name it after? Unofficially, they're calling it the Merv Griffin Trail. So she's up there of the Merv Griffin Trail, you think? Is anyone searching for her? Like, you search for Judd?

We're just, like, kind of, like, okay with it. And, like, if she needs to be up there. Everyone's just letting her be. I wonder what the statute of limitations is on pushing someone into some dresses. Maybe she's waiting it out. She's probably waiting. It's like a simple assault or something. It might be kidnapping.

Couldn't get out of the dresses before, by that. Oh, I have a question. Yes. So you have nine friends, wife, people. What are they called? Your partners? Yeah, my wives. Do you consider yourself to be married to each other or just all of you were married to

judge? We call each other's sister. Sister wives, okay. Sister wives. Yeah, yeah. So you were married to each other. Was the wedding with everybody or was the 10 separated wedding? Yeah, that's right.

Well, we each wanted to feel important. Yeah. So I had the first ceremony. Oh. The first what, sorry? Ceremony. Oh, okay. Just a bolder accent.

Montrose, sorry. Montrose. It comes out in strange ways, of course. I had it. We just did it in my backyard. Classic. Where all the broken glasses? Yeah, it was so painful.

We were walking on broken glass. Oh, wow. A real Anilenex situation. Who? I think that she was famous in the last seven years. She blew up. Aenex all over.

You missed out. It was so sad, though, because I couldn't get one of the dresses from David's Bridal because, you know, it's super expensive. You don't give me a discount anymore because Merg's not there. Who's running it? Cart. You don't know. Cart?

Cart stepped up. He was working at the bakery. He stepped up. All right. That's pretty badass of cards. I didn't expect him to step up like that, but to step up and run or someone else's business. I respect that.

It was cool. Honestly, because we got into a dick measuring contest. Really? Just a bit quick. Like guys with big trucks do, you know what I mean? Sure. It was actually, it was so close. We couldn't find rulers that had specific enough measurements to get it.

Judd, I hate to ask. I test it looked the same. Go ahead. Your dick is as small. It looks like a dice. No, it's more like a domino flat side down. Okay, that's all bad. At least you could see.

It's like half a dominoes. Half a domino. Half of a domino. It's half of a domino. Dinos. There's a one on the top and then a two on the bottom for the balls. I want to say it gets it done. Yeah.

You want to say that? You want to say it. I want to say that it makes me feel good. Kayla, can I talk to you in private for a second? Oh, yeah. You guys go off into the corner over here. We'll just. Hey, Kayla, Kayla.

Do you need to get the fuck out of here? Are you safe? I can get you out of here. I represent clients. I've gotten out of the town in no time. I can get you out of here. I see. I'm so good.

Like, I'm loving being a wife and excited to get my children's out of my body and stuff. You're pregnant? Yeah. Jesus Christ. Scott, Scott, I have another twist. What are you guys talking about? Scott, she's freaking pregnant. It's a disaster.

You're pregnant? What? Kayla. So we don't know who it is. How do you not know this? Who else could it be? Do you mean cart or do you mean one of the other sister wives? Well, so I've just been walking around a lot lately and I just, I don't know.

Yeah, you walk the streets a lot. lot, as I recall. Have you been in other trucks? So I want to say no. Okay. But are you going to say no? And a reminder, you are under oath. Everyone takes an oath when they walk in to do Comedy Bang Bang. We're all sworn to tell the truth.

Uh-oh. Wait a minute. John. You should have said, uh-oh, that was a dead giveaway. Yeah, you're going to be tried for perjury as well. Roger Stone-esque behavior. No, no, no. Honestly, I feel bad because I didn't know that I was already telling the truth. I just didn't know that I signed that. Okay. You don't sign it.

Well, Judd, it sounds like your wife is telling you she may be cheating on you. Well, we're in a pretty, oh. Oh, shit. Well, you know, babe, you know Tark. Yeah. So Tark. Tark? Is that T-A-R-C?

Yeah. Wow. It's like an anagram of card. It's almost like. Cart. Tark picked me up to give me a ride over to Bakeda Montrose to get some croissants. What? Where Cart used to work.

And one thing led to another. And let's just say I'm like covered in flour and dough. Is that a euphemism for his semen? Because it could be at the bakery. They got out of the... I don't know. The croissants have crumbed. I'm not quite sure what's going on.

Either way, it's intimate and I'm devastated. John, are you okay? This is terrible, man. I don't know how to process my emotions. I mean, look at me. Don't run away. Don't run away. I want to run away.

You can't. You're running. Don't go up the Merv Griffin Trail because Merv Griffin will be there. Oh, it's worse. I feel like cooking a steak and giving it to my dog if you know what I mean. Oh, no. Please don't do that. Please don't do that.

Oh, right, right. Okay, I follow down. I have no idea, but I support it. Why would you do this? I only did it because Turk has the $450. The $4.50 is out? That's the biggest twist of all. Are you sure he's not just...

People have just turned off the podcast and just ran to this. Listen, I got to pre-order the $450. I don't know how he got it. He said he was rumored that it was going to be on one of the message boards, like, to order. It was rumored that it was going to be on one of the message boards. He already has it? Wow. How big are the wheels?

So bad. Like three times size of me. That's like 12 feet. That's insane. That's insane. That's almost, well, Scott, you're pretty tall. Six feet, that's good. That's almost like one of those industrial like mining trucks or something.

Yeah. It's like, you can't even drive that on the road. That's not legal. It's friggin't insane. That's not street legal at all. John, I'm so sorry. This is terrible, man. I might run back into the mountains.

No, Joe, don't. Please don't do that. You're angry. Well, ex-wife is up there. You don't want to run into Merv. Yeah. Well, she wouldn't do this to me. Jed, I'm so sorry.

I know that, like, I know you want this baby. I want it. I want that baby. What do you want it for? That's no strange way to say that. I want that baby. I want to hold it. I want to feed it.

Okay. Okay. All right. I want to help it learn the ways of the world. That's pretty cute, I guess. I don't know what you mean by this. I feel terrified as you described. Yeah, it's terrifying.

What about your other wives? You have eight. What about the rest of the girls? It's kind of a package deal. You know what I mean? It's all for one, one for all. Yeah. Like the Three Musketeers in Detarnia.

That's D'Artagnan. Well, look, you know, every guest who does the show not only swears themselves in by putting their hand on one of the holy books, but we also do a 23 and me DNA test. So we can, we've been doing the testing here, and we also found out that you were pregnant. That came up in the test. And we have the results here. Oh, no. If you want to hear who is the father of this baby. I don't want to hear.

You don't want to hear. Well, Jud, do you want to hear? Because this concerns you as well. Can't believe I just pissed my pants in front of all of you. I had not noticed because you're sitting down. I did smell something. Thank God for black jeans. I have no idea.

Hi. All right. Yeah, I want to hear. Can we get a drop of fluella just saying thank God for black jeans, by the way? Thank God for black jeans. Okay. That's pretty good. All right.

So you, do you want to hear the results of this DNA test? I got to know who the daddy is. Wow. All right, they've given it to me in an envelope. So it's between talk or T-A-R-C, who, or Judd here. And let me see it. Let's rip open up. All right.

Judd Weeby. So it's me? No. I'm merely dry. I know that's a real fake out. He's doing a Mori Popovich windup. He's really setting the stage. Sorry, sorry.

I know that's confusing. I thought you would already read it, yeah. Let me, let me, I should usually start like this. I'm going to address you first. Don't think that it's you. I'm just going to say your name first. Oh, but it's never the person that you say first. Judweeby.

Oh, yeah? No, no. I can do you again. I gave you the disclaimer. This guy's thick as hell. You're playing with my emotions, dude. Judd Weeby. Yeah?

You are. Uh-huh. Not the father. What? Oh, wow, that's huge. But there's an even bigger twist. I can't take any more twists. I have a heart attack.

Your DNA matches the fabled Colorado Bear Killer. The cold case. No. The cold case, that's right. It's a Colorado bear killer. It was self-defense. It was self-defense. I'm sorry.

If I were you, I wouldn't make any comments on this until you get to get a lawyer. or something. This is fucked up. Fuck lawyers. It was self-defense. The bear waved at me. I gotta say, this is a bad idea, my bad. You make it a big mistake. I don't know that we needed the DNA test.

I had already. It's kind of a slab duck. You, trust me, hey, you want a plausible? Did I? I had already admitted to it. I didn't need DNA to tell me that. But according to this, the authorities have been searching for this guy

because there are 43 human beings that have been killed out there up on the Judd-Weeby Trail. 43. But were they, is there a bear DNA mixed in with it? No, it's all just human DNA. You thought they were like some human bear hybrids? You'd be okay killing?

That's not what it is. I didn't kill, I didn't kill any humans. I might have punched upwards of 43 bears. You punched into them. It's a, look, when the base is flowing. That's not a good defense. The hands are punching and throwing? It will.

If I can play this base in court, and a melee starts. I don't think they're going to allow you. I mean, I say this guy is pretty charming, like a Ted Bundy type. They might let you define yourself. Yeah, you may get a Netflix show out of this. I don't know. I'll say this would be a great Netflix show.

And I love the ninja part and I'd love to consult on it. Oh, I would bench this. Yeah. And Flula, you could be the PA on it. I would love to do this. You want to get in there? I got to get in on this. Yeah, I'll do.

I'll do literal punch out. Okay. So look, my agency can protect you from the law. We have some great guys. Look, look, get your sign with me. I'll slide you this contract. Sign with me. put on this ninja costume

and yes, the ninja costume. All right, let me read this. Mosaic. Is that one of the top five? Oh, yeah. Well, you know, we're kind of a boutique, but we've got reach all over Hollywood, I've got to say.

Tentacles. Tentacles. Because, like, the top three do a lot of package deals, and actually that greases a lot of wheels. It definitely does. But again, this is a management company, you know, do you want a small agency? They're not bound by the same laws that agents are.

I would just want a personal relationship with my manager. Absolutely. Look, you walk into Brillstein tomorrow. They're not going to remember who the hell you are But you come into Mosaic I know your name I know who your wife is I know everything going on

I know Kayla Wives Wives Well I only know Kail You know Kailer There's Ashley There's a couple of other people Cassie

Tash of course It's all on Tosh And you know I want to sign you And maybe I can protect you Becky Of course Yes yes

There was a Bert in there There was a couple of male names as well Right Kasha There was a Kasha Kashi Kashi Oh she

What do you think, Judd? I can sign you. If you can protect me and I can play most of the other bears in the production. Wait, now you have demands? Okay, we're going to have to find... The protection would be enough for me.

My God. All right, you know, you might be too hard to deal with. You know what? I'll buy your rights and maybe we'll talk to Jill and Hall or something. What? No. You're done, we be. I was trying to hook you up.

I'm done with you. This is how quickly things happen in Hollywood. I'm sorry. I'm texting my agent. Cancel those contracts. Oh, man. I've been telling a lesson. Just got a text.

Now the law's going to be coming after me. I can't even hide out on my daddy's ranch because it's a win for him. Yes. Well, Judd, I want you to be concerned more about your marriage. It looks to be falling apart right. I just don't even know, like, who you are anymore. I'm confused. Well, he has Weeby.

He has the 350. And he's murdered 43 people wearing bassoos. It's just not the 450, you know. In self-defense. They were waving at me, too. I'll say, the whole sex cult thing is not helping yourself. There's a whole pattern of events. You really don't.

Don't judge. You brought up on multiple charges. Don't judge polyamorous people. I'm not judging you, but it's just in the, all the facts together. I just don't know what I'm going to tell the girls. Like, what am I supposed to say to Becky? Regarding the pay, the, the, who the father of your child is? No, that he's like this killer.

You guys didn't, oh, yeah. You didn't put that together? No. Jesus, Kayla. And, like, blindsided. And now I have to. Hashtag blindsided. I had to go tell Ashley.

You got to tell Ashley. And Cassie. You got to tell Torque. Yeah, we don't need to run through the entire. Burke, Tosh, everyone. Kasha. Are you going to be leaving Judd here and going over to Tark? I don't know.

Like, Judd, like, what can you give me that? Tark can't. I can pre-order the Ford Rockard 550. Motherfucker. I can raise that child as my own. What, the 550? 550? Or?

Yeah. Yeah. Got it. Okay. That's crazy. Put it in your honor. Is it rumored to be out, the 550? Is it rumored to be on the message boards yet?

It definitely is. Ah, okay. I just got an alert for that. Okay. Okay. Well, look. Lynn, I guess that's good enough for me. Kayla, this seems like a crazy, you can't keep sustain this.

No. What if they, okay, what are they going to make a rock hard, a thousand or something? I mean, you've been. Have you heard that? Has that been rumored? No, but, I mean, me saying it, I guess I'm putting it out there. Technically. Because that's a rumor.

What's a rumor? You are a whisperer. I am a whisperer. You know, is it a whisperer. So you do know that there's a Rockhart 1,000 out there? Why are you looking? You have suddenly pivoted away from Judd and you're just... I'm interested.

Well, it's just that if they're making them, you know, they're going up by number. You imagine unless they go out of business, they're going to get to what? 1,000, right? If you got it, if you got the 1,000, like, for sure. You stop grabbing him. That's my cloak. Don't touch that. It's really soft.

Okay, don't touch my clue. I don't like this. It's soft, though. Okay, boy, you don't touch him either. Scott, you touch it. No, I'm not. All right, well, maybe I will. Wait a second.

That is so soft. It's very solid. It's like a shabmy. This is like 27 wedding dresses. I could fall into this thing. Wow. This is pretty nice. I don't like this.

Oh, Judd, hey, you want to kiss me? No, wait, okay. I don't know how this. Sorry, what just happened? I don't know how this started. I almost started having sex with Juddweeby. She's got a powerful magnetism. This guy's got something to

He's like Magneto. We should kiss after the podcast. I don't know if I could say no. Guys, I don't know. There's so many unanswered questions. I mean, primary for me, whether Tark is just CART going the other way back to his old business. I have a strong suspicion that Tark is in a costume and he's faking all this. He's back in it.

Tark did use some of Carts lines. It's caught. He was like, you need to shut up. And I was like, what? That's classic CART. That's classic CART. He's like, I'm coming after you. You better run.

Did he say you were asking for it? Oh, yeah. That's classic cart. That's cart. Ding, ding, ting, that's caught. Yeah, and then he's like, get in here. And he had, what's that movie? The one about Princess Bride, the documentary.

The one about the Princess Bride? I think it's Princess Bride. Yeah, so we were watching that. And I was like, whoa, that giant is so big. Andre the Giant. Yes. Yeah, and he was like, he's like, shut up. Okay, so he said shut up a lot

And I was like This is fun You know what Can you bring Tark in at some point Yeah, bring Tark I would love to have CART As well here

Both In the same room Maybe even Ashley And Tasha We gotta talk to Tasha What about Kasha? Yeah, sure Bring Kasha

Whoever But we really gotta get the ball of this Because Kasha wants to come Okay Okay We'd love to have Kasha here Anyone who wants to come I just want to know

What I'm supposed to tell My girls Just bring them all Which ones can I bring bring them all and tell them that you're... We'll pay for it first class accommodations

and travel, all that Where are we going to stay? Where do you... I mean, usually we put up guests of the show here at the London here in town. Yes, we can put you up. Thank you again.

Yes, of course. Just a couple, huh? All right. It's nice. It's very demanding. It's like I'm sick of this guy. You lived in a bearsuit for eight years and now you're pushing out of the rooms.

He's out here trying to... He doesn't have to say in Hollywood. Look, have a talk, okay, because you don't get it. I don't think I want to be with Mosaic. That's all I'm saying. You know what? We don't need your ass, to be honest.

What are you going to sign with? UTA fans. Okay, but then, all right. Look, we need to, we're running out of time. We need to play, would you rather? No, no, no, we just have one last thing to do, and that is a little something called plugs. Hey, that was, that was incredible.

Nice and short and dope A.F. Flula, that was like something you would put together. Oh, absolutely. It's in your genre, isn't it? Oh, it's so deep in my genres. I would love for you to do a plugs theme next time you come. Count me in. Yeah, great.

Okay. Just come ready with it next time. I will do that. Okay. That was Hotline plugs by Tyler Beckwith. Thank you so much to Tyler Beckwith. All right, what do we plug in? Flula, what do you have to plug here? I have been regularly using the latrine.

Sure. Yeah. So you can catch you in there at some point? Yeah. Catch me inside most latrines. Catch you inside? Yeah. Yeah, I started using inside the latrine.

And boom time the podcast, hello. Of course. Sprague, what do you have? have. Well, I'm a producer on a new NBC show called Abys. It's coming out every Thursday. Sure. Last time you were here, you were plugging a wrecked.

Of course, yes. But that's all, you know, that's past. And we've, unfortunately, you don't get picked up. So thanks for bringing that up. Sorry. But I've got this show, Abys. It's great. It's a multi-cam mic show.

How many cams? We got three. That's not bad. Not bad. And sometimes you do an overhead with a crane because it's shot outside. Scott. Oh, yes. It's fascinating show.

Google it. Abbies. I'm a consulting producer. Okay, great. And Kayla, what do you have to plug? As always, I want to plug big dicks small, sorry, big truck small day. You seem very flustered right now. You almost plugged big dicks.

That seems like what I would want you to plug. Yeah. No, that's what we would want to plug you. Maybe that's just what your inside wanted. I'm just realizing that, like, Tark is cart. Yes. Yeah, we got a really mind. It's just, like, very confusing.

Just was he walking backwards the whole time? The car was, the truck was going. The truck was going in reverse and he was wearing backwards clothes like criss-cross. And the flat brims were like all inside out. I'm just confused. The clues were there all along. Yeah. So anyway, yeah, I want to plug Big Truck Smelt Dix.

And then you can follow me and all my girls at at L-I-L-Y-Y-I-L-L-Y. Lily-L-L-L-Y. A lot of vocal fry on that. Yes, yes. on Instagram and on Twitter. And Twitter. All of your girls are there. So we all tweet. We all rotate. And so you can follow me and my girls there.

You're doing it in shifts, much like searching for Judd. Yeah, exactly. Two-hour shifts. Judd, what do you want to plug? Well, definitely want a truck. You want a truck? I want another truck. You want some. So I want to just plug like a prayer out into the universe. Can you afford both of your boyfriend and your husband and your ex-boyfriend and maybe baby daddy,

Can they afford buying all these trucks? What's your credit like? Yeah. Pretty good. 783. What? After eight years of no payments on anything? It resets after seven years or so.

That's probably another reason why you... This motherfucker. Unbelievable. He is game the system. He's game the system. All he had to do was wear a bear costume out in the woods for eight years. Murder 43 people. I would be willing to do that to get my life back on track.

I want to plug the Comedy Bang Bang TV show. If you're in the U.S., all episodes, all 110 are out there on Netflix. Let's close up the old plugback. Clos your eyes and open a bag. I'm back on board with it. I feel like I just did mushrooms. Guys, I want to thank you so much. Flu.

Always great to see you. Big fan. Anything you keep pursing your lips as if you're about to say something, but I remain talking. Great to see you. I have an ability to interrupt other people, so I just waited for a pause.

I appreciate that. Much like you did, Judd, waiting for those paws out there on the trail, those bear paws that you cut off and were around your neck. Truck. Huge truck. Okay, you're still, you're very focused on the truck

right now. This guy is crazy. Sprag, great to see you. Great to see you doing. Look, Scott, of course. If you ever want to come over, I've got some projects. Of course, yeah, but we should work on something, you know, across the aisles. You know what I mean? Even if I don't come over, so you're a producer. Of course.

And Kayla, you may not be a wife next time we see you, but I would love to have you come back with Tark, nay, cart, as well as some of your girls. Kayla, you seem very, or no, Kaylee, was it? Who did you want to come over? You were very concerned about it. Kasha. Kasha really wants to come.

Kasha really wants to come. She's been texting me this whole time that she wants to come here. Bring Kashi over. I have no. She's in the truck. She's in the truck right now? Yeah, but I'll tell her to wait. Oh, okay.

All right. She's very excited for a second. But we are running out of time. Okay. Thank you for having me. And I just want to say, you know, it's okay if you guys have small dicks. Whoa. No, we moved to Hollywood.

It's established on the last episode. We have a lot of BDE. I just want to say it's okay. I'm a manager. I have a huge dick. Anyway, thank you guys. Thank you. You don't need to bring the show to a grinding halt.

I feel like she was trying to insult us there for some. Yeah, I don't know. It's like she's trying to big time us here. Let's just get on the record. Sprig the whispers, pack it a big old dick, okay? Because I guess I'm not freaking out. I just have a big day. They talk about packaging.

Yeah, they talk about packaging. That's, I put the packaging packaging. All right. We'll see you next time. Thanks. Bye. Yeah.