Comedy Bang Bang: The Podcast - BOO-nus Bang: The Exorcism of Cake Boss (Paul F. Tompkins, Matt Gourley)

Episode Date: October 23, 2025

Straight from the cake kitchen, our old buddy Buddy Valastro aka Cake Boss (Cake Boss!) returns to talk about the new changes in the “Star Wars” canon, when suddenly his body is possessed. The spirit of the recently deceased narco-sculptor H.R. Giger is back from hell for some unfinished business and the only one who can send him back is Reverend Robert Parsimony. So, tune in for the first ever exorcism in Comedy Bang! Bang! history! Originally released as episode 289 on 05/26/2014.  Don’t forget to check out the Comedy Bang! Bang! Action Figures at shop.figurecollections.com and go to actionfigureseller.com for international purchases. If you want more great episodes of Comedy Bang! Bang! become a subscriber at comedybangbangworld.com. We have all of the past episodes from the archives, every live show, ad-free new episodes, and original shows like CBB Presents and Scott Hasn’t Seen. Find more great Comedy Bang! Bang! merch at https://www.podswag.com/collections/comedy-bang-bang Get access to all the podcasts you love, music channels and radio shows with the SiriusXM App! Get 3 months free using this show link: https://siriusxm.com/cbb Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Hey, everybody. Scott Ackerman here, and welcome to another bonus bang, or should we say Boonis bang, perhaps? I don't know. The critics are still weighing in on this, whether we should be saying Boonis Bang or Bonus Bang. But anyway, what are bonus bangs or bonus bangs? They're when we re-release great episodes of Comedy Bang Bang out from behind the paywall. Now, as I mentioned, in the spirit of the Halloween season, we're bringing you a brief, brief series of spooky themed shows we're calling Boonis Bangs. And this week's episode is titled The Exorcism of Cake Boss. It was originally released as episode 289 on May 26, 2014.

Wow, that long ago. Let's see, who do we have here? We have Paul F. Tompkins playing the dual roles of Cake Boss and Reverend Robert Parsimony. Plus, we have Matt Gourley as the recently deceased artist H.R. Giger. And this episode features the very first ever exorcism in Comedy Bang Bang History. So this is a very notable episode. Now, if you want to hear other great episodes of Comedy Bang Bang, become a subscriber at CBBWorld.com.

We have all of the past episodes. from the archives, every live show, add free new episodes and original shows like CBB Presents and Scott hasn't seen. We're going to be back Monday with a new episode of Comedy Bang Bang, but until then, enjoy this Boonis Bang. Now in Frequency's Audible to the human ear.

Welcome to Comedy Bang Bang. Hey, great catchphrase. Who is this? Typo Photo. Typeo photo for that. Welcome to the show for another week. That's the universal photo donor. Typeo photo.

Yeah. He could give any photo to anyone. Welcome. It's mid-May. In fact, it's May 19. The queer cold. The fly Colombian makes tonight a wonderful thing. Welcome to the show for another week.

A great week it is. And we all know from his lovely singing voice. Oh, that's right. By the way, I'm Scott Ackerman. I'm your host. Welcome to the show. If you're just coming to the show from the television show, maybe you've seen the show on IFC, the television show. I'm the host of that show.

I'm also the host of this show, which is why it's called the same thing. Who cares where they're coming from? Oh, maybe you saw a flyer posted on a telephone pole? Well, I want to welcome these people and acclimate them to what they're about taking it. You're going to welcome, Taylor, the welcomes individually to every situation? I'm going to have every happenstance that might have happened. So perhaps you stumbled down the street and found an iPhone, and this podcast was loaded in the podcast app. That's too specific.

Well, it might happen. Why would this person return the phone to the rightful owner? Well, maybe they don't have find my phone loaded on it. It's an older model. That's an easy excuse. People got to look out for each other. They do. Really, by the way, someone returned my phone to me.

You took your headphones off. I did. Why is that? Because I can hear everybody else louder than I can hear myself. What's the point? Engineer Cody, we need to get a, is there something wrong with the headphones? This is the ongoing problem with headphones. Yeah, that's true.

Someone returned my phone when we were in New York City. You were there, Cake Boss, by the way. Cake Boss, yes, I was. Oh, by the way, I'm the cake boss. Oh, that's right. By the way, if you're coming to us from the TV show. And you're like, oh, this must be Reggie singing with me. No, actually, it's Cake Boss.

Cake Boss. That's right. I'm the Cake Boss, the boss of cakes. That's right. I have my own show. Sure. Where I make a bunch of cakes. We each have television shows. That's true.

You've appeared on mine. I have not been invited to appear on yours. No, you have not. Nor will you be. Why? You don't fit in with the whole cake kitchen milieu, if I may use a fancy French term. Is it because I've never ordered a cake from you? Like, do you have to order a cake to be on your show?

Finally, he figures it out. So if I go to your store and order a cake, there will be cameras there? Of course there will be. Here's the thing. You got to come into the shop. You got to say in a very wooden way. Cakemosh, I need a specific cake made by you. This is reality television.

And then I will say in a less one way, oh, that's going to be tough. I don't know if I can do that. And then I get in a fight with everybody in the cake kitchen, and then we make you a cake. Right. And then do you ever make up with the people in the cake kitchen, or do they just not film that part? No, they basically come around to my way of thinking, always, and I'm always correct. Who are these people who work in your cake kitchen? It's a bunch of jrules I got going on it there.

These guys, I've got to keep on top of them all the time. Yeah. Why don't you get, like, one extra person? Then you could maybe get the cake done one hour earlier. Oh, I wish I had that. time to shit down and do a bunch of job interviews to hire one extra That's all it is. It's not the economics.

I don't have the time. How many times do I tell you? I don't have time to tell you again. And yet you have time to appear on this podcast very frequent. How do I have time to do that? I don't know. Boy, boy, I'm not good at managing my time again. Get back to the cake kitchen.

Yeah, I know. Cake kitchen. Let me explain what's happening. Kick boss. Kick boss. A.k.k.a. Buddy Velastro. Or Villastro. Oh, boy, oh, boy.

Dish every single time. I just know you as Cake Boss. Cake boss. It's but... No, you don't. It's Buddy Velastro. But what? You know me as Buddy Velastro.

But what? Why are you shamed this to me? Buddy Velastro. So ends in an O. That's right. I'm Italian. Okay, right. Buddy Velastro.

You call me like a buddy. Olestra or something Do you Do you use Alestra in your cakes ever? Pretty frequently Doesn't I give people diarrhea?

I'd rather not comment on that Shouldn't you be called Diarrhea boss? Shouldn't I be called that? You smell like a distillery. Sorry, yes, late night last night.

Yeah, late night, Hollywood. We had our CBB TV show rap party A wonderful time Hang it out with You know like Gabe Kaplan A Peter Marshall

Whoever How come you didn't come by Because you've been on the TV show Once Yeah And you're part of the CBB family Why weren't you there at the rap party? Oh I wonder why

I think it was a scheduling conflict That also I wasn't invited You weren't invited Nobody invited me I think I part of the family I feel like this is my olive garden Are you on the message boards

that everyone... All the time! Family is... All the time. No one alerted you to this. No one alerted... Well, oh, believe me. I saw plenty of chatter about it.

But I... Get a lot of chatter on the board. Get a lot of chatter on the porch. That's my favorite part of a show like 24 where like someone's in front of a computer and they go, there's a lot of chatter. I like when they hack into stuff. Oh, yeah. That's my favorite part. And they're like, we're in there.

I like how time passes. 60 seconds to every minute. Which, you know what, I like that even not married to a show. Mm-hmm. Just like time-passhing. Just time passages. I know you're up there. You're just out of sight.

Whoa. Time passages. Buy me a ticket on the last train home tonight. I wish I could have joined you in that, but I have never heard any of the lyrics other than time passages. You don't know, Al-Sh do it? I've never heard the song before. It's the year of the cat. No, never heard the song before.

All I know is when I was in the theater. that people would constantly say time, passages, and so I just know... Meaning the, you know, I grew up treading the boards. Oh, now everything becomes a crystal clear. The peanut gallery. Is that what Shakespeare called it? Yeah, Shakespeare called the peanut gallery. What were they called the peanut gallery?

What is it? What are you talking about? Those people who would be in the front. The groundlings? No, I'm pretty sure it was. There's the peanut gallery. That you're probably right. Why isn't there an improv theater and troupe called the peanut gallery?

There's the groundlings. Let's make one called the peanut gallery. How about, there's probably a thousand of them? How about Mr. Peanuts Gallery? Oh, that's copyright infringement. Still? Yeah, you know what? Still.

Good point. They should do it. Or what if the planters corporation decide to start an improv group and troop, a group or a troop and called it Mr. Peanuts Gallery. You don't think they call it Mix Nutsch? Of course they wear.

Okay, never mind. I rescind. I retract. Now, On a morning like a Bogot movie. What is that? In a country where they turn back time. It's time passages by Al Stewart.

I wish I could join in on this. God. This is my greatest regret is never hearing. He's got a beautiful haunting voice. Really? Haunting like a haunted house? Well, I urge all the listeners to look up time passages by Al Stewart.

Okay. And you will hear that he's got, it's a one that he didn't have more hits. Yeah. And why isn't he a viable artist today? Because he's got such an amazing voice. There aren't enough songs sung by ghosts. There's Monster Mash.

I can count them on one hand. Monster Mash. Was that sung by a ghost? Well, I do remember it was a graveyard smash. I don't recall. That is not up for debate. No, not in the least. It's a proven graveyard smash.

But I, maybe, oh, it was a guy who was working in the lab, obviously. So he's a scientist. I think he was a... It could be a ghost, though, like a dead scientist. Well, you could say that about any song. I guess so. How many songs are sung in the guise of dead people? You know, like someone saying, I'm dead now, but I remember back when I was alive.

40. 40 songs. 40 songs? All right. Can you list any of them listeners? Yep. Or you. Yeah, great.

What do we got? Monster Bash. Number one, with a bullet. Is that how he died with a bullet? Yeah, he was shot in the head. In the lab? He do too much. Okay, so we got Monster Mash, obviously.

Is Cat's Cradle or Cat in the Cradle? Is that sung by a ghost? Which? How many questions did you ask you? I can't remember the name of the song. Cats in the cradle. Cat's cradle. Is that sung by a ghost?

Dad, at the end of his life, regret. treading too late. You're dead, Dad. You should have played catch with your son. Oh, and then the sun dies. So by the end, it's sunk by two ghosts. So they're reunited. That's a very rare song. That's the point of view of two ghosts. We call that a tubu. That's right we do. The national anthem. Right. It's shugged by the, sung by a ghost. The national anthem is. Okay. Yeah. Is that, uh, is that, uh, is that, uh, is that, uh,

Francis Scott Key as himself as a ghost singing it, or is it just sung by a patriotic ghost? It's shung by the ghost of the Apostle Peter. Okay. Now, the ballad of Billy Jean, is that sung by a ghost? That's shunned to a ghost. To a ghost. Okay, so that's a new twist on an old favorite. Oh, you said that.

Oh. And what about the devil went down to Georgia? Is that a ghost? That is shun by Almighty God. Right. Because he's viewing the devil. trying to trick. Can I ask you a question? Sure. I was thinking about

that shog recently. Yeah. The devil went down to Georgia. Right. The idea is he's in a bind. He's way behind and he's looking to make a deal. Who's his boss? I know. Like, you're the boss of cakes. That's right.

But who is the devil's boss? Yeah, who's your answer to? And how, why does he have to make so many deals? He has a quota to Phil? And also, why does he's Satan? Why does he He stick to his word like, hey, you won. Right. And here's another thing.

He's a gold fiddle. Why is he going down to Georgia? Is that implying that the devil is never in Georgia? Exactly. And also, down to from where? Exactly. There are a lot of unanswered questions in this because... I would imagine the redneck that wrote that.

He's like the devil lives in New York City or whatever. Yeah, I bet. Which is not far off. I say that. It's a New Jersey guy. New York is like a hell. Very good. Very good.

Very good. Very, very good. Very extremely good. Marvelous. Marvelish. You look marvelous. Hey. Billy Crystal. Do you think Billy Crystal song, You Look Marvelous, was sung by a ghost?

It is now. Yes, because he's... Fernando Lama is dead. But wasn't he dead when that song... When did Fernando Lamas die? Pass away. I'm sorry. R-I-P. R-I-P possible. Is he even dead? I think he's dead.

Cody, well, let's look this up. Fernando Lomas. I think if he were alive, he'd be in his heart. 100s. Are I possible? Would he be in his hundreds? Was he, when did he die? He probably be 150.

Was he dead when? Cody, what do we got? He died in 82. He died in 82, so that song is, that song is sung by a ghost. Because that song came out in 1986, I believe. Why do you know that? Because I bought the album in 1986. You look marvelous.

You look marvelous. You're pretty good. Do you do any of it? It's better to look good, that they feel good. Madonna. Delroy Lindo. Mourless. Delroy Lindo, marvellous.

Her belly button is absolutely marvelous. The Magna Carta. What are you things that he said? Marvelous. The Louisiana purchase? Marvelous. A tornado? Marvellous.

Shocknedo? Marvelous. If you have no idea what we're talking about Good Go fuck yourself Oh strong words I know I like to get a little blue on this show

I understand it's a temptation We try to stay away from that kind of language on this show But sometimes it slips out Anticipation I don't know that one Why did temptation make me think of that Anything with Asian I guess I guess so

Um Buddy Can I call you buddy Oh I wish you would Or do you need... What's my last name? Velasak. What?

No. That's the made-up words. I've heard that word before. No, you haven't. I thought it was about you. You're fun in me. I'm not. I've heard that...

That is a name, right? That's a bunch of made-up shillablish. I guess so. Maybe you're right. Okay. Velat... I have enough trouble saying the name of this show. Comedy bang...

Why do you... Do you think that your brain damage? I think I might be. I think something happened to me. You think you might be have brain damage? I think I might be have brain damage. You're making a very strong case. Something happened to me around the third year of this show.

I don't think I ever recovered. I think I might actually be dead, too. Do you think you're a ghost? No, I would know. I might be a ghost. Like Jason Manducus and I might be ghosts. Hold on a second. Yeah.

I would know if you're a ghost because you know I have a supernatural power. Oh, that's right. For new listeners of the show, Cakeposs. You never really talk about it on the TV show. No, who will be interested in that? But in here... People don't watch the show. What they want to see is people making cake under a very strict time deadline.

Under duress. Under duress, that's right. Deress cakes. If it ain't broke, don't fix it. That's right. So you don't get into your supernatural powers a lot, but we've talked about it. It's boring. Quite a bit on this show.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's a humdrum routine. I got bit by a cake bug in the cake kitchen, and that gave me the gift to the second site. Right, which means you can communicate. with dead people. No, I can see into the future. Sorry, oh, that's right. Oh, okay, that's right.

That's what that is. You can see into the future. Oh, boy. Well, you've been bitten by so many cake things that's hard to keep it straight. Cake things. I got bit by a cake scarab when I was making a pyramid cake. Right. And a T-scale pyramid thing.

That was going to serve as a mausoleum of sorts for the purchaser. An eccentric millionaire. Did we ever talk about who that millionaire was? No, we did not. Okay. Would you like to know? I would like to know. It was Donald Sterling.

Wow. Yep. Was he ever buried inside that cake? No, he is unfortunately still alive, but, you know, fingers crossed. So at the time, he was an eccentric millionaire, but since then, he's become an eccentric billionaire. That's right. Wow. Yeah.

So I guess you can afford to let a whole two-scale pyramid cake rot. I guess so. You know, I made a cake for a baseball team. Yeah. And it was sitting down the shut all day, so they threw it in the trash. What? Yeah. How dare they?

What are you talking about? This was to commemorate. I want to say it was the Boston Red Shocks. And the Boston great storied team. Yeah. They've won several championships recently. The film Moneyball, I believe, was about them. I may be off on that.

Yeah, who cash? I don't know. Moneyball starred Brad Pitt. And he played, what was the character name in Moneyball? What was his name? It was, he played a real person. Abraham Lincoln? No, it wasn't Abraham Lincoln.

Oh, Billy Bean. That's right. My favorite Mr. Bean in a movie since Mr. Bean. How many, what about Sean Bean? So, what are you talking about, what you talk about, the Boston Red Sox? I'm saying, I made this. cake for the Cubs Oh for the Cubs

Okay different Some are the losing team Okay yeah And uh Different area of Chicago It's a 400 pound Yeah different area of Chicago than Boston Sorry what are we talking about

So I make this It's a 400 pound cake Uh huh For the Cubs 400 pounds Yeah to celebrate That's bigger than you Yeah

What are you trying to say Well, buddy, you know, I've seen your show. Well, she's saying I'm a portly gentleman. Well, I mean, you know, I... You're very rude. Not that that's a bad thing. In addition to being super drunk, you're very rude. I'm just saying that, you know, a lot of times you would say bigger than a breadbox in order to understand scale.

It's saying this is a cake bigger than you. Yeah, all right. I'll allow it. Slightly. Oh, this is rude what you're doing. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Anyway, go ahead.

So to commemorate. Wrigley Field's 100th birthday I made a Wrigley Field cake. Wow. It's beautiful. The scale? Yeah. No, not the scale. You mean like, was it the same size as Riggly Field? No. It was smaller than it finished hide, Riggly Field.

Okay, so it was a 400-pound. How would a cake at the size of Riggly Field be 400 pounds? How much do you think Riggly Field weighs? 500 pounds. Well, maybe it's hollow inside. You know, maybe you used balsa wood as the structure. I think your brain is hollow and shy. All right. Well, I don't think it was.

So what was it? Like 90% scale? No, it was, I don't, I don't, I don't got the, uh, the specs on that. Okay. But it was significantly smaller than the building it was emulating. All right. So maybe one to 500. Good God.

Will you get off of this? Jeez. You're driving me crazy over here. Anyway, so everybody loves the cake. Ooh, our cake barge. It's so beautiful. This cake. made, why'd you do that?

What did, what? I said cake barge and then you shed it. Yeah. Why did you do that? I was compelled. The Holy Spirit compelled me. But not the power of Christ? No.

My referenceometer is so off today. I don't even know what we're talking about. Yeah. Maybe you left it at the club. I still have my hand stamp. You got your hand stamp. That you haven't been on the show, Lidgy Lohan.

Oh. Wait a let me tell it's goddamn story! Okay, but we're in the middle of talking about your powers, so this is a sidebar. Oh, yeah. Anyway, so they threw the cake away because you sat out in the sun all day. Why didn't it sit out in the sun all day? Is that because you delivered it at the wrong time? Because I delivered it at the wrong time?

You're saying, this is the cake boss's fault? Well, was this a night cake that you delivered during the day? You're saying because it's shaped like a baseball field. There are night cakes and day cake. Yeah, a night cake. a day game. It was not a night cake because he's not have a working electric lich on it.

Okay. Which if I build a night cake, it would have I working electric lich. Of course. So it was a day cake and then they just left it. They left it there or you left it? They left it there. Instead of eating the delicious cake, they just threw it in the trash. They left it there. And then they throw it in the trash. Because they were worried it was

been sitting in the sun all day. It went back. The frosting was probably lethal to human beings. Does icing and frosting go bad? No, that's a myth. You can eat that stuff. Fifty years in the future. You can leave it in a car for hours in the desert.

That's what I thought. And then eat it. So what? You might not live, but it is edible. It's edible. Yeah, anything is edible, technically. This is what I'm saying. So get back to your powers.

You were bitten by a cake scarab, which gave you... That gave me the ability to communicate with the dead, both actual people who have died, and fictional characters who have died. who have died in the works of fiction, or it is reasonable to assume that they would be dead by now, i.e. Huck Finn. Uncle Barry Finn. There's no way you still be alive. There's no way.

I can talk to him. Sure. Okay. So, and then you were also bitten by a cake wolf, I remember. Yes, which caused me to transform into a cake wolf every full move. Pretty simple. But I want to get back to the cake scarab powers, the powers to communicate with the dead. I mean, can you imagine?

anyone is interested in this? Well, I think so, because this is one of the reasons why I wanted to have you on the show, because this is very timely and very topical. We got a lot of chatter about something... On the computer? Yes. About something that happened in the Star Wars universe recently. Oh, but here we go.

Because on one of your previous appearances, you communicated with Chewbacca. Yes. Because Chewbacca died in one of the Star Wars novels. That's right. Which at the time was canonical. True. Now, the Star Wars, who owns it, Mattel? Who, who owns Star Wars?

Disney, okay. Disney. By the way, Mattel, when are they going to change their logo? Who owns Star Wars? Is it, Arthur Treaches Fish and Chips? But is it, Gran'amels? Who owns Star Wars? But Mattel, seriously.

look at their logo. It's been the same for 58 years. You know what I mean? It's just that red star and then the lettering on it. I can't even picture it in my mind. You can't picture it. Let me look it up and I'll, uh, sure, look it up. Look it up and we'll figure this out. But I, like, chain, like, freshen it up. Why? Well, everyone freshenes up their logos once in a while. Maybe they shouldn't. Check that out. Check that out. Yeah. That's a good. What's wrong with that logo? It's just so, it looks so old to me. Like the font on it. It's like, change. It's like, the font or something. I just don't get it.

I think it's a nice logo and I think why not stay with it. All right. Okay. You've convinced me. So in any case, I knew that would work. Mattel owns Star Wars. They do not own Star Wars. Stop to take that.

Okay, sorry. But Marvel owns Star Wars. I don't know. I just told you that it's Disney. Disney. Disney. Oh, Walt Disney. Yeah, he owns it.

Oh, okay. Yeah. When you say Disney, you're talking about Walt Disney. Of course. Walter Disney. That's right. The inventor of Mickey Mouse. That's right.

He invented him, gave him life. So, uh, the enemy of Mrs. whatever they was. Mrs. Poppins. Mr. Banks. Mrs. Pelham. What was the name? Travers. Travis.

P.L. Travis. Yeah. Just like. That's right. Yeah. So, um, just like what? I don't know. Peter Travis?

Yes. That's what I was going to say. Then I. Hey, I'm related. Do you think Peter Travers is. Like that movie? Did she write for Rolling Stone? Do you think he was like, hey, finally, a movie about mom.

What are we talking about? Oh, we're talking about Chubaka. Chubaka. Okay, so the people. Disney Own Star Wars. Star Wars came out, and because they're making, the Star Wars people came out in the press, and because they're making. They're all gay?

Because they're making new Star Wars films that presumably will have Chewbacca in them. As a matter of fact, I believe. Peter Mayhew was confirmed to be in these films. Oh, thank God. They have come out and said that... Do you think that was a tough negotiation? He wanted a stack of money as tall as him.

Oh, that's a lot of money. He's a tall guy. They're like, hey, we're willing to give you one as tall as, you know, Anthony Daniels, but... So, uh, they said, because these movies are coming out, now all of the things that were once canonical, I forget what the term of it is, uh, Star Wars Universe or Star Wars,

I forget expanded universe, yes, expanded universe. All of these things that were once canonical are now no longer canonical. So now it's just the movies are canonical, I guess. Is Splinter of the Mind's Eye canonical anymore? Oh, you know what? In that movie, in that book, written by Alan Dean Foster. Right. Splitter of the Mindjai, Luke and Lear, they share a romantic moment.

That's pretty sexy, isn't it? When you think about it in hindsight? That it's Inchecht. Yeah. Yeah. And that it's best? I hear you, brother. Hey.

But so I guess even Splinter of the Minds Eye, which is one of the first non-movie-related things is no. I wonder if the novels are canonical anymore. Like the George Lucas wrote the original Star Wars novel, the adaptation of his screenplay. It's pretty much the shame is to. No, there's all sorts of stuff that are no. I wonder if the deleted scenes from Star Wars are canonical with Wedge and, you know, Wedge Antilles and all these people. Anyway. Well, a whole lot of shaggot.

So you're telling me that the Chewbacca died in one. one of the Star Trek novels. Star Wars, but yes. Star Wars. Who's drunk now? I am a little bit drunk. Good. How many episodes are you drunk during of your show?

50%. 50% of it. Yeah. Look, it's very stressful. But also, you're 50% not drunk. That's right. Hey, thank you. Yeah.

That's a great way to look at it. So Chewbacca died in one of the offshoot novels. Yeah. He had a very heroic death for a wookie. Oh, don't he get hit by a car. That's right. Well, I mean, for a wookie, I mean, it was very heroic. So he died in one of the novels.

You were able to communicate with him, and we had a very touching conversation with him. We freely did. It was beautiful. And now it's no longer canonical that he's dead, although maybe presumably he's dead because it was a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away. But at the same time, we don't know how long wookies live. What is their lifespan? If he's in these, uh, 200 years, take. Two years.

Two thousand years. Wait, 200 years. He's not from Vietnam is trying to tell us that we got a, we got to, fuck you. Sorry that you're not in on this fun, but that was delightful. A little born on the 4th of July. Getting a contact buzz from you. Wookiees live 200 years? Yeah.

And, but is that canonical? Because it's never said in the movie. movies, so it's no, that's no longer, everything's up for grabs is what I'm trying to say. It's a whole lot of shagga, but I did communicate with the spirit of Chubak. But can you any longer, is, or is your previous appearance not canonical to our show anymore? I'm feeling very strange. Yeah, really? Well, it's, it's, I don't know, something about this being declared non-canonical, but I did

communicate with it, but if he's in the new movies, then, uh, he's allowed. Right. Are you all right? Yeah, I feel a little, uh, I feel strange. You feel strange, really? I mean, you're not fading in and out like in Back to the Future or anything like that. No, I'm, no, I'm still, uh, I just, I don't feel so good anyway. Okay. What are you talking about? Well, I'll tell you, I think we need to take a break, but why don't we take a break and you can get a hand to blast of cold water up my face.

Yeah, why don't we do that? because you're not looking so good. Yeah. It's time to take a break anyway. But when we come back, I want to talk more about this canonical Chewbacca situation. Kanaka Bacca. Kanaka Bacca.

Benaka. Do you think Chewbacca uses Benaka? He should probably. Yeah, probably. Mouth stinks. Okay. Why? Because he's an animal?

Yeah. Just because dog's breath stinks? He probably uses a toothbrush. What animal do you think has the freshest breath? Well, I'm just saying that dogs, their mouth stink because they can't pick up toothbrushes, but I mean, he's a wookie. He carries a gun. Also because they eat shit. Oh, that's true. Does Chewbacca carry a gun? Yeah, he does. Like a luger pistol or something? No, he's got like a rifle. He's got a bandolier. He's got a rifle. Like a laser rifle?

Yeah. Has he ever shot it in one of the movies? He's got a baddler of laser cartridges. Has he ever shot that rifle in a movie? I, you know, if anyone can get a screen grab of of Chewbacca shooting a laser at someone, please send it to us. I think that they can very easily. I cannot think of I'm getting information that wookies are middle-aged at 300 to 350 so they can live to 700 years so we don't even

he possibly is not dead but we'll get a handle on this after we come back all right making me feel queasy all right we'll take a break let you compose yourself

we'll be right back with a little comedy bing bong after this comedy bingbombat bing bha Comedy bingbomba, bing bha, welcome back and... Comedy boozeball. Yeah, today.

Oh, that's a burn on you. Oh, a burn on you, too, because you're drunk, too. That's true. It's fun to be drunk, right? It makes you feel lightheaded and kind of like... I do feel kind of weird. All your pain goes away when you're drunk. And in any case, you still feel poorly.

Before we went to break, you started feeling like the non-canonical nature of Chewbacca's status. You're saying that. Makes me feel, I don't know. I feel I never felt like this before. It's very strange. You think it's because you just received this news about... I feel like it's got to have something to do with it.

Okay. Well, is there anything I can do for you? Can I? No. You know what? I'm going to send a text to a friend of mine. Okay. This is a just-in-case kind of thing, okay?

I think I'm going to be all right, but... Someone's going to come pick you up? Is that what you're saying? In a matter of speaking, yeah. Don't you worry about it, just out of your business. Oh, all right. Well, send your text. In the meantime, I just want to welcome everyone back to the...

What's your address here? Okay, and shed. Send, great. Okay, so in any case, I just want to say, hey, everyone, welcome to the show. Hey, everyone. Welcome to the show. Welcome back to it, or welcome to it if you started this podcast in the middle. Welcome to you.

Welcome to you. Are you okay? Can I feel like... I'm not good. I feel like I need to do something here for you. Maybe you could shut up. all right that would that would help who yeah feel uh you ever get that feeling where uh it's like you you like you your limbs are not your own like they belong to somebody else like like you're a doll

and someone took off the your arms and legs and attached different doll parts on you or something boy that's very specific So you're a doll, but shelfware. Sure. You're sentient. And so somebody has... Much like your R2D2 cake. Boom, Maschagabelle.

That was a disaster. Yeah. So you're a doll, somebody plucks off your arms, your legs. They put other doll arms and legs on you. And then you as the doll, you're like, oh, this feels weird. Sure. I mean, and sometimes it's a good thing. Like, you get, like, Hulk Hogan doll arms on you.

And you can lift, you know, you're in a better weight class. Yeah. You have the proportionate doll strength to a whole Kogan doll. Yes, of course. So sometimes it's a good thing, but most of the time you're a mutant doll that has just different odd parts on it. Yeah, I guess I feel like that mutant doll. Yeah, do you? I'm so sorry.

Yeah, thank you. I accept your apology. So right now you're gesticulating wildly. Yeah, I don't know what that's all about. Why are you doing that? I'm not trying to do it. Why are you waving at me? I'm not trying to wave at you.

It's like somebody else is trying to say hello to you. What do you mean? Why are you waving at me right now? Oh, I don't want to be back. What? Hello? Hello. Who's, buddy, what are you?

Nobody. Nobody. I'm not your pal. Nobody. How did I get here? Who? My name is H.R. Giger. H.R. Giger, the recently deceased artist?

Yes, the proudly deceased. I don't want to be. I'm a normal. Yes, you're a narco, you're the author of the narco... Necronomicon. Necronomicon. Yes, and I am not meant for this world. I had gone on.

I think that's the way I would have wanted it. Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute. This is insane because you're in Buddy Velastro's body currently. Oh, am I? Yes. And yet your voice, you sound exactly like H.R. Giger. That is who I am, channeling, no doubt brought back to. to write some wrongs.

Oh. Finish unfinished business. Okay, so let me explain who you are. Yes. If you don't know who H.R. Giger is, you're an artist, a narco artist. Narco sculptor. Narco sculptor. What does that mean?

I sculpt the dead. Okay. And if they're not dead, I'm, they are when I'm done with them. Okay. Yeah. So you are, most famously, you created the alien in the movie series Alien and Alien. The xenomorph. Yes.

The xenomorph, of course. Yes. Uh, and, uh, uh, uh, you passed away last week, didn't you? Yes, I just did and I go to heavens. There's no, there's women's there. Uh-huh. Make me suffering, the women's. There are no segregate, so I go down to hell.

Okay. And I say to Mr. Devil, you're the devil. Can I work for you? And he says, let me see your work. I show him my paintings, Necronomicon, one through four. Okay, great. And he says, that'll do pig. And then I'm hired, okay?

Okay. And then I guess here I am. I was so happy. Did the devil have to check with his boss? Yes. He went back. I died in Georgia. He had to kick it upstairs?

Yeah. I died in Georgia. Bad deal. Long story. Okay. Gosh. Yeah. I didn't know you died in Georgia.

I knew you were Swiss. Just a crazy vacation. Last minute sort of Thelma and Louise thing. But that's how it went down. So now I think I have to figure out my quest before I can go home. Okay. So wait a minute. You are working for hell currently?

Hell Incorporated. Okay. Yeah, it's a big business down there now. Okay. So when you say you have to finish unfinished business before you go home, where is home? Hell. Okay, so you want to go to hell? Absolutely.

I've been hired as the art director for hell because it was like still Dante type stuff down there. It was looking a little dated. I think. And so I put new spin on it. Everybody seems much happier or the opposite of happy, but the same correlation. Sure. Yeah, it's successful, no doubt. Yeah, successful in your work.

So, but, so what unfinished business do you have before you go returneth to hell? I don't know. I'm trying to figure out probably something to do with my wife, Carmen Maria Schiafelaiger, my wife. Your what? Wife, please don't joke because laughter is the enemy of creativity. Oh, that's right. If people don't know your aesthetic, it's very dark. Yes.

Your favorite color is no color, the absence of color. The absence of color. Black, vericose, bruise, cloud, whatever. You're in Buddy Velastro's body currently, the cake boss. Oh, he's not saying cake boss. Interesting. Okay, cake, cake, oh. Wait, did buddy just retain his sentience just to say cake boss? She is a bit like a whale or a sea mammal where every so once in a while he has to come up for a cake bus air.

So you're a very dark artist. You passed away in Georgia and I hear it was the result. of complications due to a, like, some sort of Chewbacca-style car crash? Was that what it was? Yes, that's exactly right. And it is honorable in both wookie species and narco sculptors to be hit by a car. Do you regret doing the designs? Well, I have you here, by the way, if I could ask you a few questions. By all means, first, I want to say just two things.

Yes. Great to be here. Okay, thank you. And also, wouldn't it be great if our rib cages were a second articulate. mandible jaw that we could vanquish our foes with. I love your ideas. This is what your art is all about. But do you regret making the designs for the Alien series and not Star Wars?

Oh. Well, Chewbacca would be so much more interesting if you had designed it. Yeah, all that fur gets in the way. I think better to have someone with a bisected rib tube and lots of darkness. blood exoskeletons are are the new endoskeletons you know of course yeah do you Darth Vader is maybe the closest to what he's a pussy so yeah yeah wow how would you do Darth Vader differently well no samurai looking armor because mine would be bio-mechanical come natural if he needs to buy it who among us cannot be Darth Vader

this chosen few with an exoskeleton those are the men we put on our shoulders of giants, you're on my mind like a song on the radio. Al Stewart, great artist. You're an Al Stewart fan. Who isn't? Why do you think that you're possessing the body of Buddy Velastro, the cake boss? I think the way it's explained to me by the devil. He didn't say cake boss again. Cake boss women is that it has to be a yin-yang matter, anti-matter. where Cake Boss brings joy into the life of many people.

My goal is to take it away. And if I were to, say, go into Morrissey or Hieronymus Bosch, the universe would implode cake boss implode. So the theory then is that Cake Boss is the happiest person who brings the most joy to people in the world. Cake boss. It is no theory. It is a proven fact.

His cakes are just amazing, and they, the smiles and the faces that light up when one sees them, except for, you know, the Cubs. Yeah, they make me happy, which in turn makes me sad. Very good. Which then that makes me happy. And it is a negative feedback loop. I, you know, I started doing paintings because for therapy, for I had night terrors, and this is true. And so then I did paintings of my night terrors, which gave me greater night terrors. which gave me greater paintings, and that's how I became all powerful.

Why did you keep your paintings right above your bed? Did you... I read that you put them on the ceiling as well, so you can stare at them right before you went to bed. That's true. I painted them there on the wall. I didn't even hang them there. Sort of like a Michelangelo kind of Alfresco thing? Yeah, it was the agony, and there was no ecstasy because I would not have it. Now listen. Oh, okay. Yes, Master.

I also made my own bed out of the ossified... skin leather of a lesser race. Oh, my, well, I guess you have to lie in it. Yeah. If you made your own bed. You do. Listen, we don't have to talk about that. Mike, so this is so interesting to me because I had expected to do a show with Buddy Velastro.

Who? The kick bus. Wow, you preempted me a little bit. I did, and he did. Oh, okay. I expected to do the entire show with him, but now I have H.R. Giger, with whom I've never I've ever spoken. I've always wanted to. I've been a big fan of your work ever since I was nine years old and the alien movie came out. Xenomorph. Xenomorph, yeah, of course. Facehugger, of course. Did you see Prometheus? Yeah, that was shit. I mean, I worked on it at all, but I do not sanction it. Too many questions. Yeah. Not enough answers. It's supposed to answer questions, not answer a couple and then raise a whole bunch more.

See, girlfriend? Because I am an artist and I should be like all about questions. But even that was bullshit because I don't think they have the answers themselves. Yeah. And who are those Statue of Liberty-looking motherfuckers? Yeah, exactly. Did you see grown-ups too? Oh, I own it. I did the production design.

You did on grown-ups too? Yeah, under as... You did just the whole general feeling about it. I production... You did perception about it. Yeah. I production designed its general reception. Okay.

Yeah. And I think it's my finest work. Yeah, I really do. It's so good. Oh, God. So my goodness, well, the world lost a great artist. Who? You?

Oh, yeah. Oh, geez, I got frightened. Why? Who's your favorite artist? The painter of life? Rockwell. Yes, Thomas Kincaid. He's dead too.

And I've got to have a great time with him. Is he down in hell? Oh, oh, dear. He's running shit down there. Really? Let me tell you. He was a drinker. to be sure.

And so we've thrown back some fire mead. Are you drunk right? I mean, a buddy's drunk. Does that make you drunk? Yeah, I'm 50% drunk right now. Oh, my gosh, wow. I don't normally drink because it brings out the angels in me and I don't like, not the demons.

Do you see how I'm an opposite guy? Yeah, I understand your game. Yeah, that's part of my deal. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. So, you're a great, you're a great artist. The world lost you.

such a shame we just recently lost you but it's such a pleasure to talk to you i i i really want to take the most of this opportunity because we've we've never spoken before you've never had you on the show so i just want to sit down and really bring out your actor's pain um and you and just you know i mean who's that who's no can i don't know who's who's hello sir oh i already don't like you well yes hello there hello sir are you scott oxerman Well, I'm Did he Yeah, I'm Scott Ockerman

I received a text on my mobile phone first So come down to this place And talk to a Scott Oxerman I thought that he was just pronouncing it that way He actually, he typed it that way Are you talking about my friend, Mr. Velastro? Yes, your friend who's right next to you here Cake, oh, what?

Buddy, are you in there? No, buddy Buddy is gone from this place Oh, it's happened He was worried that this would happen someday What would happen? Let me tell you who I am. My name is the Reverend Robert Persimini, and I am an exorcist.

Oh, wait, like the movie, The Exorcist? What's that? A famous film series. Like grown-ups? A lot like grown-ups. You know it might work. Wait a minute. Now, you're the, you're the, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're being taken over by, by, by a, uh,

strange spirit. Is that true? Buddy Velastro is dead. You will not find him here. Well, who are you? Speak to me, demon. I'm H.R. Giger-born Hans Rudolf Giger, but my spiritual moniker is Hey, really Giger. Wait, are you the, the Sid and Marty

Croft puppet guy? No, not H.R. Puff and stuff. Oh, I'm sorry. Make that mistake. Well, you understand. Yes, of course. I did do some more. Two famous H.Rs, huh? How many more are there, do you think? Just human research. resources. Yep. That's it. That's it. Well, that's done and dust it. That's number one with a bullet.

You know, so far this is not so bad, this exorcism. Well, I haven't even started yet. You'll know when I'm going to exercise you, you'll know it. Don't threaten me. I want to get to lay the land here. I've done over, I've done over 40 exorcisms in my career. Yes, that's right. 41. And all of them went off pretty much without a hitch. Very few resulted in there. You ever seen that movie hitch, by the way, HR? Oh, sure. Will Smith is one of our great treasures. It also stars one of the stars of grownups, Kevin James. Yeah, frequent collaborator.

And grownups, too. Oh, is there the second one? There is a... How did you know it was a film series without no... I just assumed that there would be. I was waiting for it to come out. I was a consultant on Mal Blart. Paul Blart.

Oh, listen, I didn't write it, okay? Are you saying... Were you in the impression that his occupation was Mall Blart? So it was Paul Blart Mal Blart Yes Originally conceived And it would have been something

Health wanted Mall Blart God damn Damn studios again Now look here You're not going to distract me You demon I want to find out all about you What was your name by the way

Sir? Reverend Robert Parsimony Robert Parsimony Welcome to the show Oh well thank you very much We've never spoken before My name is Scott Ockerman Scott Ockerman

Ockerman But you know how buddy speaks Yes I do I assumed that he, that was just his dialect. He's from New Jersey. Certainly. Where are you from? Where are you from?

Oh, I'm from the Middle West. And how did you guys get to know each other? Well, I have a, I've moved my parish. I have a parish out here. Paris the fuck. By coastal, a man of the cloth, and I have a parish here and a parish in New Jersey. And then I also have a parish in Iowa. I'm still here.

Yeah. Now, what has caused you, demon, to take over the form of my friend? I have had to do unfinished business on the earthly realm. What is this business, spirit, speak to it? Something to do with women's art. I am a fear of them. They make me have a qualm. My heart turns into a squal.

Now, how do you expect taking over my friend's body, who's a married man, by the way? So don't go off and try to, like, have sex with any other. women because I really should be getting home to New Jersey. Wait a minute. No, I forbid you to take my friend's body back to New Jersey. You will remain here and then I will cast you out and I will condemn you to a lake of fire. Is there any way to make sure that he doesn't leave the room? Maybe a circle of some sort of.

Let me just get the door. Oh, okay. Yeah, just lock it. There we go. I'm a little confused. Why did Buddy think this was going to happen? How did he know what was happening to him? Well, he knew when he was cursed by Satan himself with these supernatural powers that are against God, by the way, make no mistake.

They're against God. The only person who can see the future is God, and he's not telling anybody. He's keeping it to himself. So, wait, is the devil went down to Georgia? Is that the future? Yes, that's correct. God is narrating that song. Yes, it's said in the future.

Eventually, when God dies and the devil has a new boss. Right. Okay. Okay. So he knew that he was cursed by Satan, and so he thought he would be taken. Well, he doesn't see it that way. I certainly see it that way. These powers are unearthly and unnatural and the un-Cola. And I feel that there's a cola nut, crisp and clean, no caffeine. They never had it and never will. He feels that these powers are also a gift, but I feel that they're nothing but a curse, curse from hell itself. So he thinks his powers are a gift, and yet he thought that he would have his body taken over by...

He thought there was a possibility if things became ever became non-canonical in any way. He's very concerned with canon. Okay, now we're getting to it. So he sent that text to you, and you're here to protect him. He said, let me read his text here. Reverend, um, am feeling queasy? Q-U-E-E-C-Y. You were able to interpret that as queasy, though.

Come to Earwulge. He was typing very fast. No, I think that's just his dialects, coming through his thumbs. I'm on a podcast. How did he spell that? P-O-D-C-A-S-H-H-T. Great. Contact there.

Scott Oxerman. A-U-X-E-U-S-E. E-R-M-I-N. Okay, that's a lot of people would spell that as O-X-E-R-M-A-N. So that's the official, that's the official canonical spelling of it. How do you spell it? I never knew. I just had heard it pronounce, but anytime people talk about it on Twitter, they, that's-

Well, it's your name. How do you spell it? A-U-K-E-R-M-A-N. Well, where's the X? That's the point, yeah. In any case, so he asked you to come to, to protect him. He knew, shut up, son. He knew that there would be a time when this might happen.

and he might need my exorcist services. Well, this is exciting. Are we going to see? Am I going to see and then the listener's going to hear a live exorcism on this show? You will see it. The listeners will hear it if you keep recording. I will also hear it, I would imagine. You will hear it as well as see it.

The listener will not see. They will only hear. I would imagine I would also feel the vibrations of the sound and any kind of loud noises and stuff. Should we get into all the senses? You will smell whatever is occurring in the room. Is it going to smell bad? No. Or poorly?

That was a close one. There shouldn't be any smells. Okay, what is going to happen to me? Oh, I forgot you were still here. That's right. Tell you, we need to take a break. Oh, certainly. You've got to pick the bills.

Pass the collection plate around. So you're okay with taking a break before we do the same. There's no rush on this, right? No rush. Yeah, I can cast him into a lake of fire any time. Okay, so let's... And I'm good, too. You're good to.

I got until 1230. Well, we locked the door. half past the witching hour Half pass a monkey's ass as well Quarter to his balls I believe Watch your language please All right Fudge corner

Oh you watch your language Okay All right We're going to take a break When we come back An exciting exorcism on the show I believe this is the first one Don't build it up

Okay well An exorcism Which is exciting to me All right we'll be right back With comedy Bing bang Comedy Bingbag, we are back here Quite an amazing situation occurred Over the show

The likes of which do not usually happen on this show If this is your first time listening to the show Normally it's just an interview show We get to the heart of the matter with several celebrities I plan to have that type of show with Cake Boss today We were going to talk a lot about his cake kitchen Oh, okay But just to recap very briefly,

Kegh Poss was possessed by the spirit of the recently deceased H.R. Giger, artist extraordinaire, creator of the alien xenomorph. And then Reverend... What is it, Reverend John? Robert Parsimony. Robert Parsimini, Buddy's friend, was texted and came in to perform an exorcism. That's correct. Let's get to this. I am a man of the cloth, and I've performed many exorcisms.

Reverend is not Catholic, is it? Or is it? No, I'm a Protestant. I'm a Catholic. Catholic Church, of course, the great whore of Babylon. So not one of those, God-fearing Christian, and I do fear God. He is terrifying. And you better watch your step.

Do you fear is the devil more or God more? Oh, God more. Oh, certainly. Well, I'm a religious man, so I have no fear of the devil. But God, boy, oh, boy, you've got to mind your peace and cues, Mr. He will smite the hell out of you. He'll just, he'll just, he'll just, he'll just, uh, put his fist down on you and squash you like a bug. Who's the last person that God smited?

Chewbacca. Chewbacca. Chewbacca's not dead. Well, he can still survive a smite, you know. That's true. Yeah. All right. So, so what are we, you've been gathering your tools.

What do you have? Yeah, I have my, let's see, I have my, my holy water right here. I have my protective goggles. A lot like this is, you can't do that on television or something. I also have some slime So do I That's to celebrate after the exorcist We pour it over our heads

You have the Nickelodeon slime And HR Giger You have the alien slime Yeah the sort of black Obsidian slime that is more of a plot device We're gonna have a slime off I don't suppose you have any Ghostbuster slime on you do you Well my good friend

He was eating some hot dogs the other day And he sent me a little something So I have my Yes I have my cup of slime here I also have plenty of sharpened number two pencils That's for taking notes I have my Moleskin notebook of course

You also have one of those like foot measurers that you got in like a stride right Yes I thought it was a credit card machine But Wait does someone have to pay you for this? Oh yes indeed It's very dear

Who's paying? Does buddy, when he's gone does buddy I'll leave you two to hash that out But maybe we'll split it Yeah You go Dutch on an exorcism Sure But yeah

So it's heavy business And I just put on my gloves here I'm growing stronger Fix the snaps Are you really boy That's not good for me No But listen

What am I going to happen to me again Are you going to be cast into the pit of hell So this is a win-win for both of us I'm going to work with you I'm not saying this is going to be easy but I'm with you. Because HR wants to go back to hell. Yeah, you will be helping.

Oh, hmm. Well, this is interesting. It's interesting because you don't want to give a possessed a spirit. You don't want to give them what they want necessarily. No, I certainly don't. What's the problem? I think it might be good to make you wait a little bit because I think you should have some sort of punishment. To punish exactly much like God would punish all of us.

Sure, yeah. We really want to go to heaven and just have a daisy. Now you're trying reverse psychology on me, and that's science, which I don't want any part of. So I think we should get to this exorcism, don't you think? I mean... I think let's wait a bit. Okay. What do you want to do while we wait?

I don't know. You want to play a game? Okay, sure, yeah. Why don't we play a game? Why do we play a game a little something that we like to call riddle me this? Boom! Boom! Riddler.

All right, welcome to riddle me this. This is a great game that we have. We've been playing it recently on the show, and it's where we'll all take turns. Everyone gets to partake in the fun, so don't you worry about that? Even the demon? Even the demon, yes, H.R.

Would you consider yourself a demon or a recently deceased person who just happens to be inhabiting a body? I'm a demicorporeal, surfaceable phantasms. I think Okay Read Demon Okay Take it easy old

I said that in parentheses I may be old But I'm full of fire Brimstone You guys have like an odd couple type thing going on Like your op- I suppose so

Yeah It's a lot of fun to watch I'm listening Studio executives We're taking meetings But you said I'm listening I thought you were doing A Frazier reference

Tost solid on the piano Al Stewart Great, great treasure Oh I love Al Stewart Time Passages. You guys have a lot in common. I suppose we do.

Underneath the surface. Felix, Oscar, we're both divorced. Down to Ensenada this weekend if I don't get exercised. Are you looking for a soul to steal? Are you in a bind? Are you way behind? Are you looking to make a deal? I might be.

If you, okay. Honji, okay. If you have... Honji okay. He's slipping into buddies's patois. Ah, great podcast. If you had a fiddle, what would it be made of? If I had a fiddle, well, traditionally, fiddles are made of wood.

No, cold? Oh, cold wood? No. Cold malleable metals. Cold malleable metals. Cold to the touch warm to the ice. Mercury. Oh, for fuck, saying.

I would make one out of bones, I think, like an exoskelet. make a special exception for that. That would be a pretty good devil fiddle, I would think. I could be. I think that, you know, I mean, you have skeletons and graveyards who are like pounding on each other to make xylophone sounds. Do you think that Satan took lessons to learn the violin or that it just was something that came naturally to him? That's a good question. Do you think that he prepared himself for this day?

Should it ever come? You got me right here. I know him. Oh, that's true. Yeah, you could ask me. Did Satan take violin lessons? Well, I don't know. Never asked him that

No, why would I? What a stupid question Well, will you ask him When you see him next? I will do you that I guess when one sees someone playing the violin Much like Sherlock Holmes You wouldn't ask, hey Sherlock, did you ever take lessons Because then he would say no shit Sherlock Well, to himself

Well is he sort of signing it Like saying no shit Sherlock Do you think that Sherlock Holmes ever said no shit me Do you think that those Ewox at the end of Return of the Jedi took lessons to play Storm Trooper Helmets? That's a good question

because they would have to find or did they just kind of like futs around with them or did they already know the instruments that the Storm Trooper Helmets were based on Yeah. You know and they just adapted it. Who set up the fireworks display on Indoor at the end when they celebrate

Just because their little tiny Ewox doesn't mean that you know they can't know how to Are there some Ewarks who work with pyrotechnics and that's their job? Come out of the butts of the X-wing fighters on a fly-by. The pirates come out of the butts. Yes. The butts of the dick-shaped X-wings.

Wait, are you saying that these X-wing fighters are somehow biological in nature? Everything mechanical is biological. Everything biological is mechanical. What about a doorknob? Yes. What? That is a... It's a knocker.

This is Satanry. Call it what you will. What you're saying is black magicals. No. And I don't cotton to it. I don't care for this at all. Too bad. It's coming for you, old man. Well, no. I used to watch this game now?

Yeah. Oh, okay. We are going to take turns. We will each come up with a... That seems fair already. Great. A democratic game. In fact, we'll even go clockwise. I wouldn't want to go counterclockwise. That's against God. Yeah, yeah, that's satanic.

So, I'll begin. We will each make up the first part of a riddle. just any kind of strange sentence that is a question and then we'll go counterclockwise and the other two of us will then try to come up with a joke answer that would be an acceptable riddle answer and then we'll see who has the best who creates the best riddle out of this does that make sense? No, let's do it.

All right, here we go. I'll start off. Let's see, why did the jet fighter crash land his plane in Louisiana? Because the jet was made of ice and it melted, then you could not see it. Okay, very good, very good. All right.

Give me the shit up again. Why did the jet fighter crash land his jet in Louisiana? Why did the jet fighter crash land his jet in Louisiana? Because he... I got a thing at 1230. He needed some K-jumper keg. Cables. Okay, good.

Oh, I see what you do. Yeah, yeah, exactly. I'd like to go again. Okay, HR, I'll give you a second shot. He's a demon. Well, he's a demon, so we're going counterclockwise back to him. Oh, good technicality. You got me there.

Technicality, no-down boo over. Technicality, no-down boo over. All right, you want to go get, HR? Don't try any puff and stuff. Why did the Jet Fighter crash his plane into Louisiana? Yes. Because he wanted because he was tired and he wanted to do more leans. To do more leans, meaning leaning down on a bed.

What else could it mean? I don't, I think one lays in a bed. One doesn't lean on a bed. But if you're tired, I can see the demon's point that if you're tired, you'd rather lean than sand up straight. And my bed is a hybrid pupa sack that you sort of lean into like a cocoon. It's, you, I sleep and take a mood bath at the same time, but it's a standing bath. So you could excuse me my answer for that reason.

This is all, this is all satanic hurry out of the monster manual by E. Gary Geigax. He's a hack. Remind me when we play this, do I come up with an answer to? I can't remember. No, you judge. Oh, I judge. No, you come up with one show. Okay.

Why wouldn't you? Why did the jet fighter crash land is playing in Louisiana because he wanted to be by you? That's the way. Wait, so I'm there in Louisiana? Yes. Oh, well, that would have been valuable information to have when I was crafting my riddlanta. I'm sorry, but it's a feel as if you were withholding valuable information so you could win the game. Okay, so now we all vote.

And we can't vote for ourselves. We all vote. We all vote because there's three of us. We can't vote for ourselves and whoever gets the most votes. Well, I feel like I have no choice but to vote for you, even though I feel like you play this game very unfairly because I can't vote for it even. HR? I vote for you out of sheer, just cleverness, logic, wonderful job.

Congratulations. I don't have to vote. The game that you set up. Well, you're all going to go now and whoever has the most points after we don't go. All right. Let's go back to clockwise, HR. Okay. Here's the deal.

imagine if you will Dig if you will a picture Yeah Of you and I engaged You the kids Print Print Print

Isn't that his name No that's something That's on your computer Computer You don't have a computer What are those big boxes The real to real tapes Doesn't know what love is

I've never heard the computer exactly described that. Is that what it is? It's a machine. A thing that doesn't know what is. A gigantic room-sized machine. You ask you what love is and then smoke comes out. All right, HR. What do I have? So, here's the deal. You're in a room with two doors. Each one has a surgeon guarding it and the surgeon says, I can't operate on this door. Why? Does it go to me? Go see you. Yes. Because the other surgeon the other door

is the one that always lies okay goes to me now clockwise because it's the one door is not actually a door

it's ajar I'm not even I want to go again give me the setup okay we're going counterclockwise though are you okay with that my strength

in God is infinite you're okay here's the deal you're in the room okay Now, don't worry about how you got in there. Probably you would have asked... Is this in Louisiana?

That's very important to this. Oh, yes. Where am I on Earth? Louisiana, yeah. All riddles take place in Louisiana. Oh, that's right. I had forgotten that. Okay, so don't worry about how you got in.

You would have presumably had to come in through one of the two doors, which, you know, I got to get in my... Okay, let's say I'm not worried about it. What if he's a teleporter, though, and you just teleported inside the room? BAMF! No. Is that something Buddy would say? perhaps that's in Canada okay now please for to have a somber attitude towards this as if it were real your two guards guarding a door but two of them are surgeons and one of them says I cannot

operate of the two two are surgeons okay what are you doing I'm just trying to make sure I can keep all your demonic details straight okay I know you're trying to trick me because of your Hellish nature. No. I just want to play a fun game. Oh, I'm sorry. Okay. No.

Okay, here's the deal. Okay. We're in the room. Two doors. Guarded by two sets. I have to start at the beginning every time. Oh, I didn't realize that. So they're not guards.

No, they're surgeons. Or is that their part-time job? Are they moonlighting as guards? Figuring out. Some walk by night. Some fly by day. Moonlighting strangers. who just met on the way

Well, at least we can all agree on that Okay, Al Jaro, Al Stewart are guarding the two doors And they're surgeons Yes, one of them says I can't operate on this door I didn't know it was Al Jereau when I made my answer That's a little okay Yeah, why Al Jaro never guards a door

But Al Stewart opens a window Every time Very good, all right, now you have to answer Oh shit Okay, did you answer I did, yeah, it's not a door, it's a jar Oh, that's right Why don't I remember that happening at all?

I don't know We're all drunk Are you drunk too? I might be a little bit, all right Okay, okay Here's the deal for the answer Okay Okay

The Al Jorot Who else did he sing? I don't know What else did he sing? Morning Mr. Chirio's Big Al Jero fan, Reverend moderate I like those two songs

Seemed for Moonlighting in that good morning song Are those the only songs on your iPod? Yep Just shuffle That's right Sometimes I'll play them in order

Sometimes I'll shuffle them around Okay Okay Okay for real Al Al Stewart says I can't open it Al Joros says I can't open it

Then Al Jolson says I can't open it I can't operate on that door I'm its mammy. We didn't know Al Jolson was in this, aren't? No, there was another detail that was held back. I don't like the way that he was. Ridler's prerogative.

Okay, all right. Rettler's prerogative. Another great Algerow song. Ridler's prerogative. Ridler! Everybody's talking all that mess about me. Why don't they just let me live? Riddle.

We have to vote. So let's go to the Reverend. Well, again, I feel as if my hands are tied and I'm forced to vote for you because this guy is, you know, he's an evil creature. Mm-hmm. Okay. I then am going to vote for you, Reverend, because I don't think HR's answer really made a lot of sense. And I, well, thank you very much. Also, I'm a man of God. I'm going to abstain and...

You have to vote. Cake barge, vote for HR. The tiger. Oh, no. What do we do with the Thai? You can't vote for yourself, but I guess it's cake boss voting for you. Yeah, how did that ever happen? Boy, that is a true technicality, no-down boo over.

Technicality, no-down boo over. Oh, boy. Well, tie goes to me. Tie goes to the runner, yeah, it goes to you. Okay, well, all right, so it's at one point me, one point to HR. All right, the way this is shaping up at all. It's your turn, Reverend. This is like a fiddle off.

You better win this or you're going to lose it all. We're going to have a slime on the fright after this. Keep in mind that in that song The Devil cheats by bringing an entire band backing him up That's not fair That was never part of the agreement Have an electric guitar

You two of yes He doesn't even play the fiddle Yeah, it's very bizarre I have the little river band Waiting outside ready to come here Well I've got a big river band Oh Yes

I've got the biggest I could find I have little feet I have big feet God damn it And big foot Oh You have big foot Yes

I have a friend who's been searching for him. Who? Not Gary Marshall. You know Gary Marshall? He doesn't understand all these creatures. The God made them. God created them.

The creatures that didn't make it to the ark. The solitary creatures. Oh, he doesn't understand this. They're very sad. He doesn't understand. He's trying to capture them and put them on display. Oh, that's not right. They're doing God's work.

Bigfoot goes around and he gives children dimes for their lost teeth. I'll pass that on if you don't mind. I wish you would. All right. So Buttons on your overalls What are we got? It is my turn to come up with

And of course I'll be holding back A detail as you both did That seems only fair I'm Amam Amam Amam Am

Um Um Um Hey Who Let me see now Ritles Rittles Rittles Rittles Rittles

Rittles Rittles Rittles Riddles, riddles. Would it help if we play the theme song? No, no, no, no, no, I've got one. What have I got in my pockets? What have you gotten your pocket? That's the riddle?

That's my riddle, yes. So wait, now, is this the type of riddle where if we guess what's in your pocket? We win what is in your pocket? Sure, sure. Oh, okay. I'm going to say your wallet? I'm going to say nothing. What do you say?

I've withheld a detail What's that? I don't have any pockets in my clothing Oh man That's right There's stage clothing So I can write it off Are they breakaway?

Yeah, that's right Change Please Here we go And it's just the same clothes underneath Oh my good So your real clothes are under your

Breakaway clothes? That's right You're like a wholly ordained stripper But do those have pockets in them? No Why not? That's the way I can write them off

Because it's stage clothing No, but your real clothes underneath. Do those have pockets? No, no pockets. I keep everything in my sock. Aren't you tax exempt already? Well, I mean, my particular denomination is not, let's say, recognized by the government as a formal religion. What kind of Protestant are you? I'm a Lutheritarian. Luternitarian. That's right. A Lutheranitarian? Lutheranitarian. Okay. And what do you believe in? Do you know that TV show Luther? From Britain?

Yeah. Starring the dude from the Wire? That's right. Pretty good show, right? Not bad. Well, everything's based on the holy tenets of Luther. Okay. I don't know about you.

I don't know about you either. Well, we'll see. They're known as the couple. The very seldom heard lyrics to the odd couple song. Wherever they would go. I have to come up with an answer to. Yes, you do. They are known as the couple.

Wherever they would go. This is just the same they are known as the couple. The same statement over and over again. Well, he wants to let everyone know that they're noticed. Wherever they are going. They are known as the couple. Wherever they go to. I don't remember.

All right. I have to come up with an answer to what have you got in pocket. Now, you have your piece of withhold information. So you could probably get it. Well, the piece of information I withheld was that. I don't have pockets. But I still have to come up with an answer. My answer is still technically correct.

What was your answer? Nothing. Yes, but in order to have nothing in your pockets, you must have a pocket. Now we are into a physiological debate about the God. You're blowing my mind, my man. That's what I do is blow minds and save souls. Not in that order. Based on the TV show.

Also, I came here to choose some bubble gum. Are you all out of bubble gum? No, I got plenty of my sock. Okay. I always have buckets The one sock I put my cash

The other sock I put my Buzukajos I'd love to hear Some of those riddles Oh sure We're in the middle Of riddle me this

And I would just open this up Okay certainly That is huge Huge I thought that That was like a goiter Or something No it's just a gigantic

Agenic piece of Bazooka Joe Wrapping Bazooka Joe In cardstock It's travel Bazzucca Joe so it lasts longer It's more protected

Military-grade World War II ration That's right Yeah Comes in a little tin All right Let's hear one of these riddles Okay

It's one with Bazooko Joe And his friend Mort I love Mort Mort of course He's my favorite Has his turtleneck sweater Pulled up over his face

Certainly As is the style of the day Buzuka Joe Child with an eye patch That's not disturbing Um Bazooka Joe says Says to Mort

How you Moire Mort, Mort says, hello there, Bazooko Joe, how have you been? Basugia Joe, responsive kind? Well, I've been quite well, thank you, Mort. They are known as the couple. Then, Mort says to Bazooko Joe, say, shut up, Bazooko, I've got a riddle for you. Bazooko Joe says, well, I don't care for that kind of treatment, but go on, ask you riddle. I'm a patient man.

So these military K-Rash and Bazook-Jos, they're quite a bit longer. Well, you see how much bigger. It's like a scroll. Exactly, yes. A lot of filler Yeah It's a lot like You know

Certain Sunday papers That have the comics They have the three extra panels That's right Yeah So like when you would read Peanuts If you read the whole thing

Just imagine when you're reading A Sunday Peanuts That you can cut the first two panels out That's right It's just It's just ball talk Yeah Nothing germane to the story

Is talked about in those Yeah I remember one where Linus asked Charlie Brown Hey Hey Hey did you ever find that hat I left at your house.

Did he? No, he didn't. And then they got on to the funny part. And then they got on to the funny part. Do you think Bazooko Joe has ever asked to keep an eye out on something? Oh, that's very insensitive. He's a child who lost an eye. All right.

Okay, so, so Mort says to Bazooko Joe, say, Bazook Joe, when is a little boy with a cold, not a little boy? Hmm. And Bazooka Joe says, So I'm having the faintest idea, Mort, I'm afraid you'll have to tell me. That's one whole panel. Sure. I notice there's not enough room for the heads of the characters.

No, it's a lot of text. It's a lot of text. Then as Mort says to Bzuggo Joe, well, all right, you ignoramus, I will. You should read a book every once in a while. Bazooka Joe says, that's neither here nor there. Just tell me the answer to the riddle. You started this. Mort says, fair enough.

I guess I haven't eaten today And my blood sugar's a little low And it's just text at this point It's just a tiny page It's like a little bit of Mort's hair In the corner you can see So Mort says Final panel

Mort says Remember the question Put to Bazooka Joe Was when is a little boy with a cold Not a little boy Certainly And Bazook Joe says

Mort says to Bazook Joe He says when he's when he's little when he's a little horse Oh Well I'm sorry He had a sore throat

Oh okay I feel like you would withheld that That's Mort withheld that From Bazooka Joe Okay wow That's how riddles work All right now we're getting out of that sub

Riddle me this And now we're back in the real Riddle me this What is your answer Ridler Ridler My answer to What have I got in my pocket

markets is a pile of hope. A pile of hope. Yeah. Yeah, that's right. A pile of hope. Yes. Okay. All right.

Now I guess we have to vote. We do have to vote. I can't vote for myself. You can't for, okay. Of course, I vote for yours. Okay. Thank you. This is a fix.

All right. Well, I can't vote for myself. And knowing that HR has a point already, I'm going to vote for you, Reverend. Oh, well, thank you very much. All right. So where does that leave us? That means, HR, you have to cast the deciding vote. Who will get the point in this particular round of Riddle Me This?

Okay. What's it worth to you guys? We've never had bartering in the middle of Riddle Me This. Also, scripture prescribes gambling, so I feel like I can't even participate in this conversation. Okay, I'll give you whatever's in my pocket. Okay. Oh, dear. If, okay, I'm going to give it to you, Reverend, to make it seem like you gambled.

And wear that on your conscience Silver dick, jerk Well, I have to take that with me forever wherever I go Knowing that I accidentally sort of had gambling thrust upon me Yeah Well, the joke's on you I didn't have anything in my pocket anyway Because I'm wearing breakaway pants Oh, wonderful

With nothing underneath Oh, shouldn't have broken them away Hey, you know, it's kind of breezy here in the studio So I don't mind it Do you go to Edmonds? What is Edmonds? This is where I get my breakaway clothing Of course, yes.

Yes, yes, yes. Good stuff. Very nice. I love Edmund. He's probably my favorite employee. I can't believe he still works there. Okay, so to recap, we each have a point. Oh, dear.

And riddle me this. Three-way tie. Wow, three-way tie. Do you know what might break this tie nicely? What's that? What if I were to exercise this demon? Oh, okay. Why don't we do that?

We should close up, then riddle me this. Oh, sure. Okay, so here we go. Let's play the theme song. Ridler. Ridler. Okay, guys, let's get to this exciting exorcism because I've been hearing about this for what seems like a half hour. Are those clanking chains?

No. Those are your keys. I thought that it was some sort of like Jacob Marley fettered situation. Oh, just get my keys out of the way. Why would I have clanking chains for an exorcism? I don't know. All right, here we go. Do you need any assistance from me?

Yes, I'd like you to shut up. What? Spirit, you are. trespassing upon this soul, I abjure thee, vacate this vessel, and banish ye back to hell from whence ye came, by the power of God, the father, the son, the Holy Ghost, all his saints and apostles, the ground team out there, people on the streets, of course, Rob, Janie, what's that guy's name? Oh, I always forget his name. Victor, everybody in the whole organization. Uh, I banished you to hell. The power of Christ compels you. The power of Christ

compels you. The power of Christ compels you. Come on. Get out there. Be a sport. Get out of there. You play it to my ultimate plan. Which is. I'm getting me back to hell. I don't want to be here. It's a type of hell as it is. And I gladly go back. All I needed was permission from an official. Well, have a nice trip and see you next fall. man. Okay. Before I go, let's be friends and shake hands. Oh, sure, okay. Come with me. Oh, no. What is happening?

Oh, see, later, Scott Oxerman. The Reverend was Oh, you, you're going to go kick a blast. Oh, buddy, are you back? What do you mean? With my back? What happened? Exactly what you thought was happening. Your body was taken over by a spirit.

Then I got possessed. You got possessed, but... Oh, I do. It was going to happen someday. Thankfully, you texted your friend. You were a lot like texter. Oh, yeah. Oh, text.

I love that show. Yeah. He was... You were possessed, but your friend came by. The Reverend Pissimity? The Reverend Persimini came in. Where is he? He exercised the demon, but then it was the strangest thing.

He was sucked into your mouth. What? He was sucked into your mouth and went down to hell with H.R. Geiger. Oh, you shaking that hell. It's in my belly. H. Is that just something that you're saying with your dialect that I don't understand?

No, I don't know who you're talking about. Oh, I thought H.R. Hougar was something that you were trying to say. It's a long story. Anyway, I'm glad you're then. Yeah, okay. You know what? I'm not that curious about it. You know, the listeners heard it. Just go back and listen to the show.

Ugh, like I would ever do that. I do feel a lot better, though. You do feel good. Yeah, feel great. Okay, well, that's great. Very nice. Okay, well, I'm not mad at you. I'm not mad at you.

Why are we yelling? I don't understand why we're doing this. I'm just mirroring your energy. Look, I'm fine with you. I'm fine with you. Okay. You're my best friend. What?

Nothing. I'm your best friend. Forget I said that. Oh my gosh. I never knew that you felt that way about me. I never do either until just now. Is that why you're on the show all the time? I mean, you don't have time to be here.

I guess, yo. I really don't have time to be here, but you got to make time for friends. Buddy, you truly are my buddy. I like to be a friend. You're my buddy in two different ways. First, in that my name is buddy. Sure. I'm the only buddy you know.

Yes. Secondly, in that I am friends with you. Oh, we are good friends. I feel like we are good friends. What's my wife's name? Ooh, boy. Yeah, I thought show. All right, well.

I'm best to cool up. What is her last name? Velaishok. That's where I'd heard that before. I held back in detail. All right. Hey, we have to do our final feature. on the show. It's a little something we call plugs.

Oh Come on Plug it Plug it Jay Oh wow Okay, okay Very nice

That reminds me a print Print That was Plugit Reprease by Seoul Korea Sol Korea S-O-U-L-Korea

That was fantastic I enjoyed that Oh, that's a play on the famous location Seoul Korea A famous location That's how you would

describe Seoul The famous location Don't you love living in this location? Well, it's from MASH Remember when the Olympics were held In that location?

It's the location of MASH. Sure. Well, yeah, okay. Yeah, so... Okay. Yeah, I'm always right. Okay.

All right. So, buddy, what do you like to plug? Or should I plug first? You plug first. Okay, I'll plug first. I'll plug Shack and. Okay. We have the Comedy Bang Bang TV show.

This week we have Fred Armisen on the show. That is a great episode. Fred Armisen, as well as Adam Pally, people who know from Happy Endings and the closing up the plug bag theme. He says, bro at the end of it. Right, it's a remix. And also, what is the new girl? What does Mindy Kaling do? She does the New Girl Project?

I'm the New Girl Project. Right, yeah. And who else is on that show? We have Amy Mann on that show and David Allen Greer. You're all very exciting. Mary Elizabeth Ellis. It's a great show. It's a great episode.

Watch that Thursday, 1030, 930 Central on IFC. This is your TV show that you only have me on one time and never invited me back to? You hated being on it. We talk about that on the DVD commentary. He did. You murdered a person. Also, I want to thank Jeff Holm, Jeff Holm, who, by the way, from Unit 3401, APO 09343AE. He's in the Armed Services Overseas.

I want to thank Jeff for... Support our troops. Support our troops, but he supported this show, as a matter of fact. He gave $100 to the show. That's so nice of him. So, Jeff, something's... It's nice to know our troops have all this disposable info. I know. Why are we paying them so much? Boy, oh, boy. Let's get those down.

Must be nice to be a troop. Jeff, something special is coming out to you and thank you for your service. All right, buddy, what do you have to plug? What day is it? May, I thought it was May 19, but it's actually May 26. Oh, what do I have to plug? You know, I'm just going to be making chip cakes under a very tight time schedule. And I'll show everyone enjoy The New Girl Project

You know what? This has just to do with me But if you want to see this If you want to see this show Called Varietopia with Paul F. Tompkins Sounds stupid. It's pretty stupid. This guy, he runs around like an idiot.

This guy. He's got these famous French and musical people And they all do stuff together And it's who would ever see it. So if you want to play a trick On a friend of yours, Buy him tickets Friday, June 13th

Oh, bad luck To not go to this show You really took back the night on that one Yeah, I did Amazing Oh, I also want to I want to say the day before June 12th Thursday

I'm in Chicago at the AV Club Fest Doing a live comedy Bing Bong Oh, are you going to respond to commenters live? Oh, I hope so And boy, I wish we had some other plugs buddy what's happening to you I forgot to do my last will and testament

oh HR you welcome back you're just in time for plugs thank you great timing so great I have a codicil in my will where I do plugs just last round you know okay okay so my friend Matt Goreley so great chestnut eyes ruggishly handsome I guess sad to leave only to miss him He's in a group called Super Ego.

Oh, that's a great podcast. Yeah, podcast. And Cake Busch. They have a new web series, animations from their podcast, and the first one is out now, and it is me, H.R. Giger. What? You can go to Nerdist to see it, and that is me on my face. You have to go to Chris Hardwick to see it? You have to go to him.

And ask permission? Answer three riddles? Yes, it's right. And he will withhold a clue and the video. video you never see it oh wow yeah um well that's so much fun and then the super ego podcast when does that come out that is well the rumors have it that they're stirring again and coming back for mores but there's a there's a backlog as well there is plenty to listen to plenty of me on there i love those guys i love comedy in general hearted comedy so if people uh fans of this show have never listened to that show

you appear on that show occasionally yes i do so come visit because i'm gone now sadly oh too bad that is all for my plugs. Do you think Super Ego won't come back because H.R. Giger died? I doubt it. Hey. Hey. I'd like to plug something. Can you hear me? Oh, the Reverend. Hold on. My friend, I want to let you out for just a little bit. And then

you and me get to our sitcom. Okay. Okay. Please hold for my friend. Holding. Oh, hello. I just like to, can I make a plug? Oh, certainly, Reverend. Yes, I'd like to plug prayer. The concept of prayer? All right, goodbye. Okay, bye.

Okay, that was bullshit. Oh, my goodness. I also want to plug grown-ups, too. I forgot about that. Yeah, I was remiss not to. Look who's talking, too. Anyway, check it out on Red Box. What's that?

Did they make a sequel to Luke Who's Talking? I think they did. Two or three. Oh, boy, I got a lot of catching up to two. What were you saying, HR? You can pick up grown-ups too in a red box. Very good. All right, and now are you leaving again?

Back to hell? Yeah, I got to go. Okay, see you, HR. Bye now. Great time. Buddy, baby, you do a little cake, boss. Oh, welcome back, buddy. Oh, I did not like that.

What is going on around here? Welcome back. Your dreams were your ticket out. Welcome back to that shameful place that you laughed about. Who the thought we needed? Well, how did you get here? Just come back for reference. friends got to go

all right let's close up the old plug bag what's here Adam at his finest closing up mingo mingo mingo mingo bingo mingo brow

all right guys that's been a fun show when I say guys I mean buddy I like how you downgraded it from great to fun it was a great show like hey you know what it was fun hey you know we have fun at least um i appreciate you coming by buddy

always nice to see you it's uh you know what scott it's always nice to see you too because it gives me a break for my hellish existence uh being a slave to cake making all right well back to the kitchen yeah all right and back to work whatever you're doing people we'll see you next time thanks bye