Comedy Bang Bang: The Podcast - Double Buggle (Kyle Mooney, Beck Bennett, Anna Bezahler, Isabella Escalante)

Episode Date: September 1, 2025

This week, Scott welcomes back Kyle Mooney and Beck Bennett. The three discuss Kyle’s album “The Real Me”, Beck’s appearance in “Superman”, and their new podcast, “What’s Our Podcast?���. Then, entrepreneurs Austin and Tony return to discuss the rebuilding of their brand. Finally, Brian and Brundan Buggle stop by to chat about the New York City tourism industry. You can check out Kyle and Becks new podcast, "What's Our Podcast" here: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/whats-our-podcast-with-beck-bennett-and-kyle-mooney/id1834487732 Don’t forget to check out the Comedy Bang! Bang! Action Figures at shop.figurecollections.com and go to actionfigureseller.com for international purchases. If you want more great episodes of Comedy Bang! Bang! become a subscriber at comedybangbangworld.com. We have all of the past episodes from the archives, every live show, ad-free new episodes, and original shows like CBB Presents and Scott Hasn’t Seen. Find more great Comedy Bang! Bang! merch at https://www.podswag.com/collections/comedy-bang-bang Get access to all the podcasts you love, music channels and radio shows with the SiriusXM App! Get 3 months free using this show link: https://siriusxm.com/cbb

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Welcome to Comedy Bang Bang for another week. And my name is Scott Ackerman. We have an exceptional show. Coming up a little later, we have a couple of entrepreneurs. We stopped having entrepreneurs on the show for a while. We just had small business owners But now we're back to having entrepreneurs on So this is very exciting

We also have a couple of guests All the way from New York City So that is coming up a little later So that's very exciting But let's get to our guests of honor They are actors They are comedians They are writers

One of them is a director, I think I think is right And a musician We'll talk about that just second. Now they are slipping down the show business ladder, the rungs, down to podcasters. We'll talk about how far the mighty have fallen. They both were SNL cast members, and now they're podcasters.

They have a new podcast that is out now. It's called What's Our Podcast. Please welcome back to the show, Kyle Mooney and Beck Bennett. Hey. Great to be here, Scott. Great to be here. Thank you for having us. Yeah.

You are so welcome. Now, one bit of business that we need to tidy up. Last time I talked to you, Kyle, you were going by Kyle M. You were a musician. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It was really interesting. Now you're Kyle Mooney. Yeah, and I'm so, I actually am really so happy that you brought this up.

Okay. And by the way, thank you for having me. I always, I always love being here because I'm like, okay, it's going to be, it's going to be entertaining, but there's also going to be a level of artistry and creativity. That's right. And so I, you know, for a while, I would look at other people's Wikipedia pages and I would see a section called artistry.

Yeah. And I would say, how do you get one of those? And I never had one. And then the fans heard me complaining about it and now I have one. And I obviously want to say congratulations about all that Wikipedia stuff. Of course.

I, yeah, so yeah, last time I saw you, I put out my album, The Real Me, out on Stone So Records. Which I have on vinyl here. Have you listened to it on vinyl? I have not. because my record player is not working I had one over here

that didn't end up not working I bought one just because this came out on vinyl it ended up not working I had to return the whole thing so I ended up listening to it on Apple music Oh okay Well I'm gonna

I definitely want to get you a phonograph player Because the sound Okay But yeah no I'll take you up on that When can he have it delivered All right Just let me answer the question real quick

About the music stuff really Oh yeah I apologize I'm sorry no no you're good Hey Kyle I'm sorry you're all good Scott I actually like people don't know this but I like playing around

I never knew that but you're not answering the question now yeah no so you wanted to answer the question and then you're like I'm playing around I just because I don't know if we're going to focus on this because obviously we're here together and like I didn't make the album with so I'm not Kyle

I know you're not including this question so I want to apologize to you about oh no no no you're good I just want Kyle to try to like get to it because sometimes he likes to play around and like but he also wants to be hurt i didn't know he like to play around so much yeah sometimes i like to play around but sometimes i actually like to get down to business which is this is one of those times okay um let's get down to business i apologize for interjecting and and beck i apologize for not including you in this question we'll talk about superman in a second thank you because i do want to talk about superman um and i and i apologize

for jumping in when it wasn't my turn i just uh all good i've known back for a long time i'm cool how long did you know back i've known him since september 2003 and and why do you remember September. Is that because you were in school together? Yes. School had just started at USC. Yeah. Does that bring back any memories? Oh my gosh. I almost just ran out of here into my into home room.

Into home room. Yeah, exactly. But I'm still making music as Kyle M. You are still making music as Kyle M. Yes, but I've decided that, you know, linking up with Beck, who I've known for so long, we've been talking about working on some sort of project. And the podcast felt like a good way to sort of re-enter who I once was and doing...

Also, he's known you as Kyle Mooney for so long. Absolutely. I would imagine it's weird for Queen Latifah, people who knew her before she changed her branding. You know, people just know her as damn. I imagine the same thing. It's exactly like the Queen Latifah stuff for me. Or, you know, if you knew Prince, you know,

back in the 60s, would you call him that squiggle? Remember that? I think it was, yeah, I think you... I think it was sort of a protest. That was fucking hilarious. I think it was sort of... That is hilarious. I think it was sort of a protest against his record label.

I think it was sort of a protest against his record label Warner Brothers. But yeah, the music... Good people over there at Warner House. Is that where your album came out? No, it was Stone's though records. That's actually where Superman came out. Oh, Warner Brothers. Okay, let's move on to...

But I still will be putting out music. That is the real me. That's who I am. that is the real version of myself, but I want to expand and I want to be able to do other creative outlets. And the podcast is one of those. Fantastic.

Let's talk about Superman. Ah, thank you. Yeah. Calell. Calell. Yeah, that's his given name. Yeah. His Christian name.

His Christian name. Yeah. Although, are there Christians on Krypton? First of all, there's such similar words. It would be very confusing. Yeah. Like, hey, what church do you go to? Oh, the Christian one.

Oh, the Krypton one? The Christian... Yeah, we all go to the Krypton one. Yeah, everybody went. So I think that's why. I think they had Christianity there, and they got rid of it for that reason. Oh, good. And they all became atheists.

But, yeah, Superman. Now, you're an interesting fact about Superman. You're in the movie. Yeah. That just came out. That's absolutely right. I play Steve Lombard, who is a co-worker of Clark Kent. Up here.

Yeah, up here. Not of Superman. You're not flying around with the cape or anything like that. No, but I do fly around. round in a craft in the movie sure yeah but not of your own power no no no no no this is that that was designed by somebody who's a just a great engineer mr terrific um the power of flights we we mastered this in the 1800s yeah and it's been going great it's been going so well everything just keeps getting better we have like different kinds of flying crafts all the time and it's really really cool to be

a part of that with Superman um so yeah um I'm a peer of Clark Kent's and we work together at the daily planet. I'm kind of have a lot of opinions. And I'm so proud of Beck. I think he's amazing in the movie, too. Yeah. Are you bummed your, you're not in it? I mean, like, I guess I, you know, I've read Superman comics my entire life. Yeah, yeah, yeah. There's not, you know, some weird, like, yeah, they don't have money yet. Beglazied. Yeah, yeah. Beardo. Yeah, they don't want to have that sort of character. But maybe they should start writing one in, though, and you can be in the sequel. No, if it's another chance to work with Beck, I'd be down.

But also, like, I love when he gets to do his own thing and, like, seeing the Steve Lombard character come to life has been. Lombard. Yeah, Lombard. Yeah, yeah. However you say it, it's really been. It's not like Lombard. It's really been a fun watch.

Thanks, man. I love the album, too. And you've seen it. I have. It took me a little while, but I did see it. And you've seen the movie and you've listened to the album. Yes. Yeah.

And I think that there could be a collab, honestly. Yeah. For, like, the sequel, the Superman sequel. Maybe Superman has a record player and he pops on. one of Kyle Lim's Songs. Absolutely. Yeah.

I think digital society would be perfect. I would actually love I wouldn't love to put a song on this song. James got a huge music fan. Maybe next time Mr. Trifix starts shooting aliens or whatever the fuck he's going to shoot and your song comes on. Yeah.

Yeah, I'm trying to think something new. You think it's going to be called Superman 2? I don't think so. Okay. What do you think it's going to be called? Blast off. Blast off. Is that Superman colon blast off?

or just they've Superman's colon blast off? I don't know. Yeah, I don't think it's, I don't think it's that kind of movie, Kyle.

Okay, get Kyle in the writer's room. Maybe it's a Superman's colon blast off is the name of the second movie. I don't think so. Kyle, we love your ideas.

We love your creativity, but we don't think so. Keep them in the recording studio. Yeah. It could be something. The colon blasts can be something. In any case, boy.

Superman's out. Kyle M's, album is out, but then, uh, you guys collaborated so much, um, in comedy and in college together. When you, you met in college. Did you collaborate in classes too? Did you like take test together or anything like that? Never to test. Like every other question. Yeah. Like we did we with I don't, I remember like trying to ask if we could do that. Yeah. I don't think we. I don't remember the board, the, you know, the college board like we're like them ever getting back to us. They never even responded.

Yeah, we went to like a big room where they're all sitting at a table. Sort of like the parole board if you've seen the Menendez brothers kind of thing. Exactly like a parole board. And we were like, we motioned to take classes together and test together. And they said. As one entity. Yes, as one entity switching off. And they said like, get the fuck out of here.

Really? Yeah. And then we're like, we'll wait for your answer. Interesting response. Yeah, they were really harsh. They swore. Yeah, that was really scary. That was a...

And pardon me for my... No, no, it was an intimidating day, but... Yeah, that's something that happened. But you came through on the other side. Yeah, yeah. Better for it, perhaps. We never were able to take classes together, which sucked. But we were in any province sketch group.

Yeah, he was an acting major. I was a... I studied film. That's right, yeah. Isn't it so funny? Because you were an acting major back. Yeah. And you've acted since then. Yeah, yeah.

And then, Kyle, you were a film major. and you've made a couple of films. I mean, you directed one. That's true. Yeah, you directed one and you wrote another one, right? Yeah, yeah. And then you started that. And it was not Brother Bear, which we covered.

It was Briggsby Bear. It was Briggsby Bear. Yeah, and we watch Brother Bear together. Yes, and we're, I think we're due to watch Brother Bear. We're going to watch the sequel. Yes. Coming up next year. Yeah.

Yeah. That's exciting. Have you ever seen Brother Bear? I don't think I have. I mean, you've never shown it to me, have you? Walking Phoenix is the voice of... Wow. Isn't it funny, walking...

Walking Phoenix. Yeah. His name's Joaquin. And then he's in Walk the Line. Yep. It's like, should you just change his name to Walk the Line, Phoenix? Yeah, that's what I was wondering, too. We were actually, he drove me here.

We were having a conversation about that. What's going on? Why do you drive you here? What's going on with your car? You know, I just get, it's more of a fear thing about sort of driving myself and being on the road. Those honks can be intimidating. Yeah. Beep.

oh okay that is not that has not made Kyle actually not cool yeah so I and I know that Kyle's pretty scared of the road and all the honk like it's not the cars like you said it's the honks well there's just so I offered it I was like hey you want a ride pal he's like yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah that'd be great you know if there were to be an EMP electromagnetic pulse yeah that took out every car horn in the world wouldn't that just be a glorious day oh my gosh New York City would be a little bit quieter, I'll tell you that much. Finally hear myself think.

Maybe people get some sleep in that city for once in their goddamn life. It would be fully different. Speaking of which, New York City is where you cut your teeth as performers on the fable institution. Saturday night live. Nozim Pedro. Look at that. He's doing this.

That is, you're doing 2010, the 2010-2011 season. Not in 1975. Yeah. You, Saturday Night Live, you were, it was amazing. It was so crazy. A lot of hard work. Let's explain it. Sketch comedy.

That is an art. But disappointing. Yeah. A lot of hard work. A lot of hard work. I thought it was going to be easy, breezy, fun of the sun. Well, characters, impressions. Yeah. Character's impressions.

Yeah. Live video. Right. The audience. The audience sometimes was on video, sometimes live. You're right. Yeah. It was the whole thing.

They had a lot of B-roll of audience just in case one didn't show up one week. They're like, because a lot of people don't know if you're in New York City and you're outside 30 Rock, which is short for 30 Rockefeller Plaza. Exactly. A lot of people get confused. There are people outside handing out flyers going, oh, watch a live comedy show, watch a live TV program. And some weeks people just don't show up. No one comes. And it's an empty theater or empty studio.

Yeah. And so then you have to, you have to cut to the, the audience on video, just going, well, Scott, this is, this might, this might kind of make you, might blow your brains out or something. Oh, I hope not. That would be rough. We know, we did these, we did these shows during COVID-19. I don't know if you remember the, oh, yeah, COVID-19.

I remember the novel coronavirus. Is that what you're talking about? And those were practically empty audiences. Really? Who was there? You know, we had some first responders there? Oh, good. Let's kill them.

Yeah, yeah. Well, no. That wasn't a plan, but that's ended up what happened. Really? So now we're down to second responders? Yeah. Yeah, and you do not want second responders. But I was thinking they could have used them.

They're always pressing snooze. Yeah, they could use those video clips of those audience members when we had an empty audience. Oh, really, Kyle. Is that what you think? It's just something I was thinking when you're talking about that. That would have been a good opportunity. Okay, okay. All right.

Is that my wander? Uh, yeah, I think that is your water, isn't it? Because I didn't pour my cell phone, yeah, feel free. Oh, yeah. A couple of hydrogen molecules for every oxygen molecule. Sure, that'll do. Exactly what you wanted to do. It's still good, folks.

Now, Saturday Night Live, of course, the cone heads. Yes. The Blues Brothers. Right. Caveman lawyer. The unfrozen one. I mean, yes, right. Yes, I'm sorry.

Yeah, I get, I, because I work there, I get a little casual. Oh, I prefer that you keep it a little profus. I am sorry, I don't work there anymore and I should be professional. Yeah. Now, did you go back to, I heard they had a big, big celebration. Yes. Back, yes. You guys are putting out of each other.

Yes. Well, you remember it. Because I remember that and you were there. The 50th anniversary. Yes. Of Saturday Night Live at 30 Rock. Yes. Yes.

And it was the music part. Sandler. Sandler. Whoa. And Schneider. S&S? Yes. Whoa.

Yeah. Yeah. It was a lot of fun. It was great. Did you see Frank Gillespie there? She was a writer. Oh, yeah. Cool.

Yeah, we saw her. Anyone else? You're curious about it? No, that was it. And we gave her a big hug. Oh, that's good. And we sat and watched music together. Paul McCartney played.

Bonnie Ray. Yeah, there was, was she there? at the musical thing on Friday. Oh, yeah. That's cool, right? The chance to see Bonnie Raid? Come on. And Nirvana with Post Malone.

That's right. So it wasn't Nirvana. It was post Malone. It was like post-Nirvana maybe. Yeah, yeah. Like literally because it's after Kirk Cobain. Yeah, we were actually having the same conversation when he was dropping me off. I was like, oh, it was sort of a post-Nirvana thing.

Yeah, it wasn't as much dropping you off here because I'm here too. So it was kind of like I was just driving. us here and i and i and i should apologize about me saying what i just said no problem at all because i'm because i remember i am here and i'm just sitting here right next to you and i drop this and i forget and i do forget sometimes that you're around when you're around yeah and you're used to being dropped off because you don't like driving because of the honks that's true well we're all cut up at this um now let's hear about this this new art form that you are dipping your your your tiny little toes into i was hoping he'd ask and yeah yeah and as you said earlier in the intro you you you

You mentioned us sliding down the slippery ladder of the entertainment. Yeah, because you've both been in movies, Superman primarily. Yeah, primarily. And I was, I'll remember Detective Bender in Brigsby Bear. That's right, yes. Of course, you never forget Detective Bender. Superman 2 colon blast. What was it called?

Superman. Okay, okay. So I made a mistake. So I made a mistake. The guy makes one mistake in the podcast. And then you've been in TV shows. I don't think it should be called Superman, Column. blast. Like, I was just like, I was just, I was like, that's not what I was trying to say.

I'm just thinking about why the ladder of the entertainment industry is so slippery. It's so slippery at this point. It's almost as if some jokester has been out there like, taking a paintbrush and, and putting oil all over the rooms of the ladder, because you guys were on top. You're on top of the world. Superman is out in theaters and people are saying like, oh, I do believe a man can fly. Yes. Steve Lombard, of course, flying around in the, flying around in the tea craft. Yes, exactly. You can hear him yelling. Yeah. And then suddenly smash cut to just a mere two months later, you're podcasters?

What is happening? What's going on here? It's a really hard time in the industry. It's everybody, nobody knows which way is up or which. Hopefully Superman does. I would hate to see him go up, up and away, and you just plunge us straight to the core of the earth. And he's on fire and he's burning. Yeah, he's dead.

He's dead. And then all of a sudden, the Chicago, bears are there. Oh and it goes like 85 Chicago Bears yeah. Hell yeah. The fridge. It would be amazing but unfortunately the refrigerator. Sorry. Thank you. Thank you. Um, but yeah. You didn't work with him. No, no, no, no, no, no. I did not work with the refrigerator. Okay. He was, he's hard to work with. Oh, really? Yeah. Interesting. He's really big. He just kind of pushes itself around. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I probably has some, I'm pointing to my brain. You're pointing to, uh, is it, is it CPT or is it CT? I think it. C. T. I think it T-T-E. It's Chad G-P-T, though. It's Chad G-P-T. He has chat-G-P-T.

In his brain. Yeah. So it doesn't, and it doesn't work very well. Yeah. But yeah, we kind of fell apart a little bit our careers. And now we're, so, because now we're starting a podcast. It's true. The album actually didn't sell as much as I had hoped for. And you really had to push it. What did you hope for? Just sort of people knowing it. So you just hoped that people would know about it. You know, like, you run into somebody on the street. Oh, great album. But you've never heard any kind of response.

It's happened a couple times. But that's kind of maybe why you went on tour, in set up shows so that people can tell you. That's right. Last we spoke, you were going on tour. And it's been amazing. I got to meet so many folks. But those are people who sort of already know the album.

You wanted people to, okay, I'm confused because, yes, the album came out, people listened to it, then they came to your show, and you're disappointed with that. Because they already know about it because the album came out and then they listened to it. There's a whole other amount of people that didn't come to the show that don't know. So you wanted everyone in the world there.

That's hopeful. And just like in the streets, kind of like, that's Kyle M. And it's, because I feel like that's the way it works for the other older. For Post Malone? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Jelly Roll definitely has that. And he released his own stuff on YouTube, pretty much. Sure.

And maybe you're a little jelly roll that you weren't fronting Nirvana at S&L 50. I was jelly roll in the seats that night, absolutely. What were you in the sheets, Kyle? That's for my one and only to find it. Cineabon in the sheets, perhaps. Yeah, yeah, jelly roll in the streets. A cummy, gummy, if you will. Comey gummy, is that what you said?

I don't know. I'm not going to pull on that thread, lest this whole thing unraveled. But yeah, no, it's excited to do the podcast. Yeah. What's the, okay, first of all, it's called What's Our Podcast? Yeah. Which seems to be a bit, perhaps metatextual. Yes.

In terms of the title of it, what, tell me a little bit about this piece of art. That the, or perhaps maybe just even content. Yeah, content. Art is very, yeah, that we're not sure if we're there. We don't want to be the ones to determine whether it's, it's art or not. But the podcast, the person should decide. The artistry section in Wikipedia. If we get one of those. Yeah. On our podcast?

Okay, about that's fair. But exclusively about the podcast. Yeah. Okay, great. Yeah. The premise of the show is that we don't know. Speak up. Oh, come on.

The premise of the show is that we don't know what our podcast should be about. So we have guests come on and pitch us ideas for what they think our podcast should be about. And then we give it a try and see if it works. And so it's a new theme every week. Yep. That's right. Okay. New podcast.

And we're genuinely searching for our podcast. We haven't found it yet. You can imagine, Beck and I. We're novices. We're trying, you know, we're trudging the, we're trying to figure out the whole podcast. You're, this is a pro. I mean, like, I put in my 10,000 hours. Yes.

Yes, baby. And that's about as many hours as I want to put in, quite honestly. I'm searching for an off ramp at this point. But now you guys, how long is this podcast every week? I would assume it's like 10, 12 hours or? Yeah. Well, unfortunately, we've only done like every episode is about an hour, hour and a half. We've tried to do 12 hours, but it just wasn't.

not working. Yeah. Yeah, it was way too long for one episode to do 12 hours. Okay, how many episodes have you done at this point? We've probably about 14. And are you on Times top 100 podcast yet? Well, we're coming out on Wednesday. We're coming out. Okay, this will, it's out already by the time this episode comes out. By the time the episode comes out, but by the time we're talking about it right now, it hasn't come out. But by the time it comes out, it should be on Times. Yep. In a hundred podcast? Yeah, and I think that'll hopefully boost the Real Me album sales too and sort of, awareness of it I guess

do you talk about it on your podcast or is it quite a bit or is it only quite a bit I'm hoping to back in and I you know we haven't really had a full conversation yeah this is kind of the news to me

I would love to spend a little more like have a little corner of the podcast where we sort of talk about the album and see how we can like outreach and get more people aware of it podcast don't really have corners they're pretty much a straight line like you press play and then it's a straight line

and he's one of the one of the kings what he says is law in the podcast You could do a podcast that you end like in the middle of a sentence and then it starts over and it's the middle of the sentence that you just ended. And then it would be circular, but still no corners. Okay. Okay. And that's something that we're going to try on.

I don't need to do. I don't need to do the corner thing. But we're going to do the thing where we end an episode mid-sentence and pick up with that sentence on the next episode. Yep. It'll be something like this. That's really cool. That's really cool. But yeah, we were like, hmm.

We don't know what our podcast should be about. Maybe it's that. What's your favorite podcast? Probably comedy, bag, bag. Yeah. Cool. It's a good one. It's a really good one.

You should check it out. Classic. Oh, I love. It's not on Times, top 100 podcasts. But hey, what are you going to do? What is the, what's the finest accolade you've received? In life or. I was talking about for the podcast.

For the podcast? Finest accolade. Huh. I think the AV Club once called it funny or deliciously money or some club that's huge yeah yeah delicious the now defunct a v club perhaps coming back yeah yeah audio visual club a lot of people don't know yeah yeah yeah they do the audio visual stuff i think did we ever win a webby who knows with those things you know what i mean let us know in the comments if we've ever if the shows ever won a webby a little yeah just go ahead press pause

right now and let us know in the comments if the shows ever want a webby and then uh press pause again which should unpause it there should this should be two different buttons don't you think it's very confusing. Yeah. It's like what? Like what? I'm supposed to press pause again? No, I don't want it paused. I already have a pause. Where's the play button? You ever get that, Kyle? You ever kind of get messed up around there? I had a conversation with this about this with a friend of mine recently. Was it on the drive over here when you were dropped off? I was actually talking with you. Yeah, yeah, yeah. On the drive over here. And I did drop you off, actually. And then I kind of fixed the parking of the car and then I got out of the car too. I dropped myself off. Because it's a two drop-off trip. Yeah, yeah. Wow. Doing us both in favor. Yeah.

It's pretty cool. That's fantastic. We've always looked out for each other that way. We actually live, this might kind of blow your brains out here, Scott. Okay. Again, I don't know that I want. It is a little scary to say what you're about to do is going to blow his brains out. Yeah.

We actually live close to each other. So we carpool, you know. The two of you do. Yeah. Was that intentional or was that a happy accident? That was a really, really happy accident. Okay. So did you buy your houses on the same day?

and then you walk out the front door and look at each other. Yeah, but I can't get away from this guy. I'm sorry, I'm here. Here's Johnny, remember that? Yeah. I was just talking to my buddy about that. The face through the door.

About what, The Shining or Johnny Carson? I'm not sure. I'm not sure either. Kyle actually did that as a prank to me when we moved in. He took an axe to my front door that he put his face in and said, here's Johnny. That's so scary.

It was really, upsetting. What time? It was right around like bedtime for my son. So like he was going down. We were kind of getting everything quiet. And we hear this axe at the front door chopping it down. We're all scared. We call the police. And Kyle sticks his glasses through the wind, the little crack. Here's Johnny. That was really

accurate too. Oh, thanks, brother. Yeah, it was really upsetting. That's so fun. Well, you know what else is fun is the podcast? What's our podcast? It is out now. You guys are, how long do you feel like you're going to do this? Are you guys just dilettons who are going to do this for like 20 episodes and then you're out or what's going on? Maybe. That actually really could be it. Sounds pretty much like a celebrity S&L, former S&L cast member podcast commitment.

We don't have the grit. You know, we don't have, we don't have the balls, we don't have the backbone, we don't have the, we don't have the feet or the leg. It doesn't have legs. The courage. Yeah. And no body parts. You don't have the chin, the waddle, the eyebrows. Yeah.

None of that's about you, when, in the process of growing this podcast, did you ever, were you ever like, ah, this is taking too long or was it a hit immediately? When did, when did, when did you commit? When is it like, this is, I, well, you know, I started out just as a simple, simple man with a dream and the email address of every famous comedian in Los Angeles. And I just grew it from there. And it was just, you know, it was a, it was a commitment. But labor of love. Labor of love. That's all it was. Yeah. And now we're here. Now we're here. That's fantastic. Yeah, you know. We've come to the end of this segment. And I have to go to commercial. Yeah. But did you talk about your podcast enough? Or is there anything else you want to say? It's just really nice to do this to get back together with my friend

and goof around in a room. And you gave it to listen. It's been a lot of fun. Check it out. More like the rubber room. You guys are so crazy. I bet this podcast is crazy too. There was like condoms or something

because me and Kyle are always wearing condoms. Yeah, well, babe, I'm glad you're practicing. It comes back to my cummy-gummy stuff. Well, what's our podcast is out right now? The first episode, who's on the first episode? Fran Gillespie. Frank Gillespie. Yeah, Frank Gillespie.

Two mentions in one episode. Wow. We got a two episode release. It's Fran Gillespie and Mark Maren. Fantastic. You know, he's not doing that WTF anymore. Maybe you guys could... Oh, maybe we should talk about that.

on the podcast with him when he's on the episode. Yeah, take it. No, just take over his show. I would love to. Oh, WTF. Yeah. I think we try, but he locked the gate. Oh, yeah.

He always talks about that. Of course, me and B might want to change the name to DTF. Oh, hell yeah. That's a nice high five. I love that. We got to get more high fives on this show, so I'm glad that you started a trend. Hopefully. Yeah, do another one.

Yeah, I love it. I'm just sitting here, but no one's offered me one, but that's all right. No, no. It's too late, Kyle. Too late. Um, but you know what is not too late is it is not too late for you to listen to what's our podcast out right now, a special two episode premiere, one with Fran Gillespie and one with Mark Marin. And we need to take a break if that's okay. When we come back, we're going to have a couple of entrepreneurs. Can you guys stick around? I'd love to. Yeah, we'd love to see an entrepreneur. Yeah. Okay. There is going to be a couple live in person. Let's take a break. When we come back, we're going to have more Kyle Mooney, more Beck Bennett, more comedy bang bang, bang right after this. Comedy Bang Bang.

We are back here. We have the hosts and proprietors, I would assume. You guys own this podcast or maybe not? Our podcast? Yeah. Yeah, we own it. You own it. Who are you doing it with?

We're doing it with headgum. Headgum. So they probably own the RSS feed. I don't know. You don't even know it in RSS feed, boy. Well, that's the thing. Welcome to podcasting guys. No, Scott.

Actually, we don't know what it is. Difficult transition for it. Do you know what CPMs are, my dears? That's the thing. Count, power, money. We got in one. All right. Well, guys, Kyle Mooney and Beck Bennett are here, of course.

What's Our Podcasts is the podcast? Special two episode premiere just occurred. And those are out now. Anyone could turn this podcast off and listen to them. But why would you do that when we have such great guests coming on right now? Is that right, guys? Yeah, don't turn this off and go listen to our podcast. Stay here.

this is a fantastic podcast It stands the test of time I appreciate that Well let's get to our next guests They're returning They were on the show A few months back They are I believe they're the owners

And proprietors of the website Cooldickshoes.com Please welcome back to the show Austin and Tony Hello Hi Hey thank you Oh yeah

Oh yeah they're high-fiving Yeah you said you wanted to see more And we're coming in with humility I honestly wanted Someone to offer me them But now that I have to ask for it again and I'm just going to reject him. So don't bother.

And therein lies our problem. Oh, you guys have a problem? Oh, we have a problem. Oh, we have a problem. Oh, thank you. I'm sorry to hear you have a problem. But let me just explain for Beck and Kyle. Austin and Tony are, I guess, you run a business.

Yeah, we had a business where we, well, basically, we sold shoes where we drew penises on them. We thought they were. You could choose your own, you could choose the penis that was drawn. Oh, that's a. Amazing. It's a great idea. There was three styles, and they had different prices, and it was an incredible business. However, it did get away from us a little bit. Yeah, we got a lot of orders on our real online website. It was a real way. You came in here with a real website that people could order these shoes. Yeah. Yeah. And we kind of thought when we were asked to do this podcast, we didn't know that people listened to it. Yeah, that's a problem. We were unaware. We didn't think we would get orders. And then we kind of found out we had a supply and demand issue.

Yeah, in that. There was a lot of demands. A lot of demand. Zero supply. Zero supply and my dad wouldn't let me hook up my PayPal to the website. So I had no way to make money or get money or anything. Yeah. And I'm the CFO, so that's like really embarrassing for me. Yeah, Chief Financial Officer.

That's correct, yeah. Can I ask a question about the business? Oh, of course. It's awesome. You guys would have a shoe and you would draw on the shoe and send the people the shoe who ordered it, or would they send their shoes in and you would draw on their shoes. Did you ever figure that out? I can't remember.

Ideally, it would be the first one. However, we didn't have access to shoes. Yeah, we had no way to get money, and Jason Manzuka said he would invest, and then we forgot to email him, and Slash didn't know his email address. We didn't have his email address, though we did guess it a few times, and now we are in contact with a wonderful man in Florida. Oh, good. Okay. Is it a different Jason Manzuka's? Yeah, it is. Yeah, it's not him.

No, but he has an alligator skin business, and we're interested in learning more about that. We're meeting up next week. Yeah. Another problem we're having, all the girls in our class got really mad at us. We thought these dick shoes would be like really funny and awesome, but actually like all the girls got mad and now problems right. What is there to get mad about?

It's just a fun fraud. I mean, would you order some of these shoes? Absolutely. I wish I could. I mean, if you guys had the shoes and you were able to fulfill the orders and everything, I would definitely love some cool dick shoes. Yeah, I would definitely. Because you said that there are three different types of dicks that you can put on the shoe.

Let me show you these. This is a real one. website this is uh whoa this is the mister and this is the tony and then this is the austin oh yeah by the way you got your guys's name are austin and tony austin and tony and these are representative of your and actually we'd really like to get away from that website as we are rebuilding our brand we are rebuilding our brand and coming in with humility i think we lost a lot of people's trust but um yeah the girls in school the girl and all orders we couldn't fulfill Yeah, people are pretty upset

We come in with humility And we come in with a plan Yeah The Austin was $100 by the way And the Tony is only 45 I was wondering about that Yeah Why is the Austin so much more expensive

Well we value it at an emotional price We're getting away from it though Yeah, yeah, yeah I'm sorry to keep coming back to it Brom is around the corner you guys Brom's around the corner All the girls for school I mean it's really around the corner

It's in May It's in May Yeah It's we're not in a great spot here No. So we're starting a new company. It has a website. What year are you in school, by the way? We're about to be, we're seniors. We're seniors. You're about to be seniors? Okay. Which means we're juniors. Yeah. Well, I mean, you must be starting school. It's right after late or, you know, very close to Labor Day. Yes. Right. Correct, sir. Maybe it might actually be Labor Day today. So you might be starting tomorrow. Is that what it is? Happy Day of Labor. Happy day. And so we encourage you to now go to our new website. What's your new website?

We sell printers, not dick'shoes.com. Okay. So that's a real website? It's a real website. You guys, and you sell printers? Yes. I want to see this website. We currently have printers for sale.

Hmm, okay. Yeah. Let's see. It says, don't be mad. Printers. Printers. Don't be mad. That's a message for the girls.

Along with a picture of you both. With mustache. We're serious now. We sell printers only. we are not liable for what you print on your own printer. Then you have a picture of the cool dick shoes with a, almost like one of those Ghostbusters symbols, but you know what I mean when I say Ghostbusters symbols?

Yeah, yeah, a big red circle with an X. This is more of an X, though, because I believe the Ghostbusters just had a one slash. Yeah, yeah, we're not trying to get into legal trouble with Ghostbusters or any more trouble at all, really. I think the Reitman family might have some words with you if you were to just do, especially if there was a ghost. Or slimer.

Yeah. A.k.a. Onion. And then there's a little section that says our printer collection. Yeah, we have three printers for sale, and we have four total printers. So what we, the problem we ran into... You have three for sale and four total? Yeah. There's three for sale and four total.

One is we have two of them. Yeah. Okay. Three for sale. Yeah, so one of the models we have double. You have four total that you're selling, but three styles. Yes. Exactly.

Okay, got it. The price is very in a, in a, sort of substantial way, right? Yeah, so printer number one is $1,302.88? Yeah. And tell me about this printer. So it's at his dad's work. Yeah.

And that one is easy because a lot of times I go with my dad to work and he goes to a meeting. I can go in there and get the printer. Exactly. So easy access for you. Yeah, but still it's like a little bit tough because there's people in the halls. So I'd have to like sneak past them either putting a printer in my shirt or backpack if I could get one. Maybe you could get like a long trench coat and have it be the head, you know? Oh, so, like, I would play the character of a printer as I walked out?

Yeah. Oh, yeah. Wait, yeah, dude, you can do that for sure. Okay. How would you do it? Can you make a printer noise? Oh, Xerox. I actually don't think Xerox was a sound effect.

I think it was the company. Oh, I bought it. So, yeah, if Scott was there, you would have been. Well, I'm a savvy printer buyer, so I know these things. Oh, you like printers? Well, also, Xerox isn't necessarily a printer. I believe it's a copy machine. Oh, shit.

This appears to be an Epson, though. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's one of the premier models that we have, so that jacks up the price. Maybe Epson is Anamonopoeia in some way, like Epson, Epson. That sounds like printed pages coming out, right? Oh, it does, it does. Epson, Epson.

Now I have my paper. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So that one's $1,300 and change. Yeah. Then we have printer number two is $40. Yeah, because we have two of those. Yeah, and that one's just at our, that's in our, houses. It's in our houses. It's easy to

grab. We priced it at the work for us because obviously what happened with the Dixue thing is that like we had a bunch of customers but we didn't have a supply. So now we're asking for the chain to start with the customer to create the question

of which we answer. I'm lost. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. Try to re-say that phrase in more of a way that would make sense. That makes sense, got it. Yeah. So just to be clear Yeah. We are a little stoned. We smoke for focus now, not for fun. It's medicine. It's medicine. It's medicine for us. But yeah, we're men now. We used to be boys. You weren't your seniors at this point. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. How old are you? Are you 17 still? Or are you? Yeah. Okay. Yeah. You'll turn 18, though, in the middle of your senior year, perhaps. Yeah, exactly. Exactly. Exactly. That's what we're going to happen. And then we're moving out immediately. And we're living in the shed.

Yeah. Yeah. What's a shed? My, my, my, my. Parents have a shed, and we're going to live in there. It's not moving out if you're still on the property. They own it on their property. No, because, well, we have our own roof and stuff. What are you guys talking about? Well, it's their roof. If they're, right, if it's on their property and they're paying for it,

then you're just living in one of their roofs. I guess you could own the roof, though. You can work out some sort of a deal with your parents. Well, we're not trying to move out of the roof. We're trying to move out of the house. Right. But the house is a roof, right? Of course.

Does the shed have a roof? Yeah. So you're still under one of their roofs. I didn't know you could have multiple roofs. I thought you could have won't... Yeah, we apologize. Kyle, anything you want to say? I understand the roof confusion.

But I guess I'm just curious. So if I'm a potential customer... Yes. Which you are. Everyone is. Absolutely. If you want to be an entrepreneur, you have to look at everybody as a customer.

Everyone is a potential customer. The hope here, in theory, I'm mostly drawn to the $40 printer. And I believe there's one more, how much is that one? Yeah, the printer number three is 12,000. $22.64. And that's the one that I'm more drawn to, because I like flashy things.

I like to just, like, spend a lot on stuff and so I can talk about it and bring people over to my house. You're in a lot of those sweet Superman zids, residuals. Yeah. They are, they're, there, I have to do something with it. You know, I have to show, I'm in a big movie. I have to have fancy printer. What are you going to just, like, hoard cash, like their old newspapers or something? No, I got to spend it.

No, that's what I do with old newspapers. And cats, of course. Yes, cats, cats, of cats, of course. Cats, of cats. you have a lot of cats of course of cats old cats that I stack and play it old cats new cats new cats and old cats

my old cat the ones I've had for a while are old and the ones that I just got or new anyway but it's not about my cats I just like buying flashy stuff with my Superman residuals to show people that I was in a big Hollywood movie so I'm interested in that one which congratulations by the way that's super cool

you're the first people to say that to it but I can tell yeah that's really nice of you thank you I've been waiting for that yeah we just random people on the street you know it's like one thing for the people in the theater to know about the movie but to be like just random people just because they all already saw the movie yeah they saw them they knew about it we saw so many tic-tok recaps that it was like we saw it yeah yeah oh okay well that that works yeah well thank you no problem so what are the differences of these why is this one 12,000 dollars okay the way that

pricing works is and i'm the cfo so i think i i can speak to this the way that pricing works is that we um the work we have to do yes you got it okay i'm fine finding it. The work you have to do go. Okay, I'm finding it. The work you have to do to get this printer, which is harder because it's farther away. Basically, we need a party bus.

Yeah. Oh. We need a party bus for prom. Like one with a like a pole in the middle. Yeah. Oh my God. Can you imagine? Can you imagine? Can you imagine? I get on that pole and swing around. No, it's for the girls, dude. Oh, yo. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, it's not for us to play on them. But like

neon lights and a CD play. and stuff? Yeah. CD player, can you imagine? Man, I would jump around with that thing. Yeah, yeah. It might skip if you do that. That's good.

That's like a remix, right? Yeah, in a lot of ways. Yeah. Always wanted to be a DJ. Do you have people you're taking to prom with you? It is a Sadie Hawkins. Yeah. A Sadie Hawkins prom?

Which means the girls choose. Yeah. I see. So, and you're here to let everyone know you're on the market, I would imagine. And we're serious. Yes, we're serious. You will go if someone asks. you. Absolutely. No, I'm going to say no. No, please don't give me a handjob. Like what?

Yeah, like what? Like, yeah, we're just going to take the party bus through Burger King. Yeah, no, we're going to prom. Just, just so you manage your expectations. Not everyone gets a handjob at prom. I mean, I did back. I did not. You did not get a handjob at prom. I don't think so. Did you wait until you got home? Yeah, and I get, well, from myself, I got one. Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah. That's a hands job. What about you? I got a little more, actually. Wow Kyle's cooler than Beck Okay cool Let's hear right now This hurts Okay We're getting hand jobs

You're getting hand jobs I think so Yeah We're not gonna be like Beck And have to do it It's great to be optimistic about that But So you need a party bus

You know you can just rent one Yeah with money That we will have from our printer This printer is particularly really hard to get. Why is it so hard to get? Because it's, well, my dad Rick's in a bank and it's the printer that they use to print the money. Whoa. Wow. They're printing money that the bank uses right there. That's what my dad said. Oh,

interesting. I mean, the sound, yeah, I don't know. Sounds like plates maybe or the U.S. Mint is typically the place where they print money. Yeah. Oh yeah. We would love to get our hands on that. Yeah. Yeah. That's a good printer. Fort Knox. Have you ever heard of that? Yeah. I have. But I heard that they got rid of all the gold or thing that like yeah i heard it's trump was saying it's empty that there's some sort of government thing yeah it was weird yeah but i was just like okay that sounds i mean the government yeah i mean

you're the president oh god the economy dude it's gonna be so hard to hop these printers all gold's gone i know dude well you know they're trying to get rid of pennies too yeah they're trying yeah they're trying and trying and trying but they just keep turning up everywhere you look yeah that would be a good thing to if you guys could collect all the pennies help collect all the pennies oh yeah don't throw them out give us the pennies. Yeah, don't throw them out. You give us the pennies. Can you imagine every penny in the

world and a giant coin star that you dumped it in? Oh, man. Oh, chiching, chiching, chiching. How big with that coinstone? Yeah. Talk about printing money, dude. Oh, my God. And then you get a hand job after. Yes. I guess. Or more. Or more. Oh, shit. Dude, can you imagine. If you're just right there at the coin star, you see all these pennies going through printing money. You're just going to, you just hang out at the coin star getting hijacks. Maybe you could stick your dick into the coin star. Yeah. Dude. What would happen then, I wonder. It turns into coins or dollar bills. I don't know.

It depends on how much your penis is valued out. I guess it's one way to find out. When you guys went to prom, did you go with someone that you love? I actually did. Whoa. At the time. Yeah, I think so. Oh, you loved them at the time. At the time. Actually, oh, no. That was, no. No, no, I didn't love her. Still in love. Yeah. I loved this girl I went with.

And I'm married and have a child, but it's still in love. Never got over. Yeah, never got over it. Okay. Yeah, high school. How about you, Kyle? Did you love? I was in love with the person I went with.

And you never know that they might be listening on the other end. Yeah. Was it reciprocated? Yeah, I think for a moment. She broke up with me. Sounds like more than a moment. Yeah, with what got on at the prom. Yeah, it sounds like it was.

Maybe it was just a moment for you. You know what I mean. Think about baseball. It was a fun-ass night. What can I say? I bet. Yeah, because, yeah, we want to go with someone that we love, but the person we love most in the world is each other.

That's so cool. You guys could go together. Neither of us are girls. It doesn't matter. It's okay. Yeah, these days, anyone can go to prom. Any kind of combination. The entire school could be one couple.

Yeah. Oh, my God. The entire school wants to be a couple? Then we don't have to go through the humiliation of waiting to be asked. It's a hard position to be in. It's impossible. Terrible. But you've been really good.

You've been strong. I feel like I've been, yeah. He changed his walk. Yeah. Oh, I guess I've never seen you walk. You've always been sitting here when I entered the room. Yeah, yeah. How did you walk before?

How did I walk before? Yeah. Dude, I did the water pole of classic. I don't know what that is. What's the water pole of classic? Dude. How old are you guys? I'm 40.

29-ish. Yeah, 29. 29 or 40. Okay, so old. Yeah, it's super old. That's probably why you don't know that. What is the water polo classic? It's relaxed, shoulders back, kind of groin first, sort of then legs.

So lead with groin, some wavy legs. I'm worried I would bump into stuff. You probably would. You might. Hurt my groin. Yeah, that happens. Wear a cup. That's a good point.

Usually when I walk, I'm just like waving my arms in case I hit anything. Then it'll be my arms that hits it instead of my groin. Yeah. Yeah. That's smart. You can also get a cane that checks for stuff in front of you. Oh, yeah. Yeah. And then you can cut in line and stuff. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So how do you walk now? Oh, now I walk with, um, uh, now I do the businessman, which is I always have my hand kind of down in case I need to grab, like, a briefcase.

Okay. Yeah. How often does that happen where you're walking down the halls of school and there's a briefcase that you need to grab? Not yet, but I'm thinking of planting some. Please don't publish that. don't can we put that out i i'll see our editing machine has been broken for a number of years probably like a decade at this point oh my god i'll see what i can do though i okay i'll run it up the chain okay okay okay cool um but yeah so yeah i basically try to do more of a hand forward um uh just balanced walk okay great yeah that sounds awesome so you've been changing your walk yeah to make yourself more appealing girls to know like that i'm like someone that you could look to for like security.

You know, a lot of women want that. You know, they're looking to hook up with someone who will provide for them. Yeah, right, Kyle? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, I'm always trying to figure out what women want. But, yeah, that sounds, that sounds accurate. Yeah, just watch the movie with Mel Gips. Mel Gives.

One of our ambassadors. Okay, well, give me about 95 minutes. Oh, it's going to be a little closer to 120, I believe. It's a long one I would say we should watch it together But unfortunately we watched that for our 100th episode If Scott hasn't seen it Really? Yeah, but you'll come back for Brother Bear too

Okay Oh, that's one of my favorite movies Oh, you like Brother Bear? I love Brother Bear We just watched it How much do you remember about it? I can't remember the character names But the plot, I feel like

Were you guys blackout? Oh, they were blackout Dude, they were toasted Watching Brother Bear, dude You guys lived the life You were in movies You have a tequila company? Your best friends?

I don't think we have the tequila. Did we start a tequila company? I would love to. We've not started. Actually, I do think that the three of us? That would be great. I think that we would really tap into an untapped market. The five of us?

No, five. You guys aren't 18 or even 21 yet. So I don't know if you can have. Sorry about that. Okay, yeah, we can be the tobacco wing of the tequila company. Yeah, what was the last time there was a new cigarette? Yeah, that's a good point. What about a new alcohol?

Tequila flavored cigarette. Also, the other thing is like, What about a new shape of a cigarette? Because they're all long and skinny. What about square? Oh, yeah. Like a... And it's just...

Yeah. I think that's a great idea. Like a cube. Yeah. Oh, I see. It's as wide as your mouth. Yeah. And you can kind of put it in between your teeth.

Like a sugar cube. Yeah. Yeah. Some people might say like, oh, do you have a giant sugar cube in your mouth. It's like, no, I'm smoking. Yeah. Yeah. I like it.

I think that's great. Yeah. That is cool. Or maybe we'll do that, the three of us to make money. Yeah. But we were just part of the talks. Oh. When you're 18, when you're 18.

Yeah, come see us when you're 18. All right, I'm 18. No. Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday, no. Oh, now here's the cake. I'm 18. I mean, Kyle's dumb, but he's not stupid.

Is he not? I'm not that. He's a dumb fucking idiot. He's not a stupid. I've done some stupid things, but I'm not as stupid as people think I'm actually a little smarter than people think. Yeah. Oh, I feel.

What are you? smart ed i'll test you um i love numbers okay what's five plus nine do you like adding him together 14 i know that shit all right see look at that he's so not bad not bad he didn't even hit me again square root of 69 hell yeah that that would be my prom night yeah oh god he got one over here too hell yeah uh wow wow wow wow I really want you guys to go to prom. I want you to find somebody you love you love. Or you could go together and love each other.

We should, dude. You think so? I mean, well, hey, let's see how the printer sales go. Yeah, because you might be able to get a party bus. You get a party bus without it. Why do you want a party bus, by the way? Because that's where people finger bang most of the time. They finger bang in a party bus.

Most of the time. You know that's the best sentence in the human language? What is this now? That's where people finger bang is the best sentence. No, no, no, no, finger bang in a party bus. bus finger bang in a party bus finger bang in a party bus oh kylem is that a song yeah you know i like to try to keep myself a little like outside of the blue material oh but like if we could come up with a metaphor or a synonym like um your album doesn't have one of those parental advisory no it's actually

fully clean there's not really a lot of explicit stuff happening but you know maybe sorry the phrase is finger banging in the party finger bang in the party bus so what if it's like um finger fun finger fun in the party You can say party bus Yeah you can definitely say party bus I still feel like it's like I would You know I feel like I would get

Party bus doesn't seem like Timeless enough either Yeah Maybe Hand in hand Hand in hand I like hand in hand As the carry goes

Hand and hand on the road Something else is happening Hand in hand on the road Hand and hand on the road I'm gonna need some snacks How about How about some nuts and raisins And a big stick of pepperoni or something

Hand and hand on the road I'm so sorry Something's happening down there No that's too literal Hand and hand on the road I think I found something I think I found a secret inside Hand and hand down the road

Hand and hand down the road I feel like I'm gonna like this ride Hand on the road I think I found a secret inside, hand in hand on the road. I think I'm going to like this ride. Don't unload, you load on the road. Yeah. That's pretty good too, honestly.

Don't unload. Yeah, I was just kind of just, I was kind of more like. Well, you know, sometimes it's good to hear terribly shitty things. Yeah, exactly. Because that inspires you to go like, oh, no, I should try harder and make it so much better than that. I didn't hear what yours was. I was kind of talking about grabbing a snack, like nuts and wrinkly raisins. It's kind of a euphemism for balls and the pepperoni stick.

Yeah, we're trying to keep it clean, though, here. Sorry about that. Because sometimes on a road trip, you grab snacks. Maybe, like, instead of grabbing nuts, it's like, plan around to golf. Oh. Because it's the golf balls are sort of. That's a lot like. That's a walk.

Yeah. It's a long walk. So you don't like it. Oh, no. It doesn't work for me. I think Austin is saying that to do 18. holes. It's a long walk. It's a long, wonderful walk.

Yeah. But you do like it. I do like it, yeah, yeah. But I don't like to walk not long. Yeah. When Austin says it doesn't work for him, he's saying that golfing. Yes, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Exactly. Yeah. I'm a really positive guy, so yeah, most things work for me. Yeah, exactly.

Well, this all sounds great. I mean, we sell printers, not dickshoes.com. you have a place where people can enter their names and a message about why they want it. That's what's really important. It's like we didn't know, because we made this, we started a company and we got a bunch of orders, but we didn't know if there were jokes or not.

Yeah. So we didn't know how to send the shoes to people. We did, in fact, get one address. However, we did not follow through. We forgot. We forgot because we smoked. Yeah, you guys just weren't prepared. for the amount of traffic,

I think, that your website got from being on comedy bang bang. Again, we had no idea there was anybody really listening. I mean, but I, at this point, though, you do have the printers, you have access to the printer. We have access, we don't quite have them yet,

but are we going to assure you that we'll fall through this time. Okay, great. Well, I want everyone to head over there to we sell printers, not dick shoes.com. We're going to take a break here. Kyle and Beck, I know you guys have to go. Is that right?

Yeah. You have to go do your own podcast as well? We've got to go record a couple episodes. That's fine. Thank you again, Scott, always. Oh, no problem. But Austin and Tony, you're going to stick around. Because when we come back, we're going to have two guests all the way from New York City.

This is exciting. I'm sorry that you guys. Yeah, so bummed I can't stay. Yeah, too bad. But let's take a break. When we come back, we'll have more Austin and Tony and two guests all the way from New York City. We'll be right back with more comedy bang bang after this. Comedy bang, bang, we are back, Austin and Tony, formerly of Cool Dick Shoes.com.

now of we sell printers not dickshoes.com and at this point I mean I know that we're recording this in advance of releasing it. It's not a live release but I can only imagine that orders that are just coming through. Hopefully you'll get four orders, right? Yeah. That's how many you want? With a compelling case of why.

Yeah. Oh, that's right because people have to write down why they want the printer. Yeah. So if you get more orders than the four are you going to be sifting through what people write and judging who is going to get it based on merit or? Yeah, based on merit and like compelling case. Because here's the thing, if you can reverse the customer relationship where they feel like

they're on the spot, then they'll be more likely. So they're selling the printers to you when you're buying the printers. They're pitching to us. They're pitching to us. That makes us in charge. Yeah. That's you guys are pros. Thank you.

You know, I'm so glad we started having entrepreneurs back on the show. Yeah. I think it was a good choice. Yeah. Well, we have a couple of guests coming up right now. Have you guys ever been to New York City? Oh, we went on, we took Google Glasses, and we did a virtual tour of Times Square together. Yeah.

On the Gugu glasses? Yeah. Oh, cool. Yeah. Well, let's talk to them. They're all the way from New York City. Please welcome for the first time on the show, the Buggle Brothers. Hey.

So good to be here. So great to be here, Scott. Thanks so much for having it's on the show. Oh, nice to see. It's got a big fan of the podcast. Actually, this is when I go jogging. Oh, you do? Oh, so nice.

It inspires you to work out? Yeah, no, you just want to... You have a really great body, by the way. Oh, that's actually one of the first time someone said that to me like that. Wow. That's like you really, really nice. Yeah.

It's incredible. I've always thought it was actually an incredible shape, sort of like a... Sort of like a, just like an apple or something like that. And here goes, my brother actually compliment me like he's like the nicest guy ever all of a sudden. That was really nice of you. Yeah, well, I actually never thought about

actually commenting on your body until Scott did right now. Well, I actually think you look really great, too. I know I don't always take the moments to tell you that you actually really look incredible Thanks brother And this is Austin and Tony by the way Hey, hey, Austin, hey Tony Hey, I'm Brian Buggle

I'm Brondon Buggle Oh cool, hi guys Brunton My brother, my brother, Brondon So Brendan and Brian Buggles It's Brondon It's Brondon It's Brondon

Okay, I guess I wrote it down wrong Brendan and Brian Bruggle Buggle I beg your pardon I'm sorry Everything's all jumbled Could be sort of a tongue twist

To put it in this It's a B&B bungal But tell me You guys are all the way From New York City Yes absolutely We actually came in from New York City

You live there? You reside there? We do reside there We actually We work there We work in tourism Out of New York City Oh we do

Oh tourism It's sort of the lifeblood of the city in a way So you know It's one of the biggest tourism cities in the whole world. So, yeah, we just

help, we just, we work in tourism. When you say you work in tourism, what do you mean? What exactly... Oh, well, thanks so much for asking.

That's actually a really good question. I see why they put you the number one spot. Yeah, yeah. Right on the call seat right here. Absolutely. I don't know what that reference means, but that is very interesting.

Are you aware of Central Park? I'm aware of it. Yeah, so, in fact, I'm so aware of it, I've been there and I have memories of it. Oh, yes. I'm not there currently. Oh, that makes our life easier.

Yeah, we don't have you explained that it's a big park in the middle of a city, right? So there's a city. Pretty much the center of New York City is a giant park. Right in the central of it. Yeah. And it's, so there are all sorts of things there. You know, there's big rocks and grass. I went there for the rocks.

Yeah. Most people do. A lot of people do go there for the rocks. But a nice way to get around in Central Park is the, is it horses? Are you ready the horse drawn carriages? I have ridden one in the back. Oh, so he's there. And I have memories of it.

And this makes our lives easier. Yeah. So it makes all lives easier. But explain it for those people and maybe Austin and Tony. Have you ever ridden on a horse-drawn carriage? Just on the Google glasses. Oh, yeah. Oh, okay.

That was covered in the Goo-G-Glasses? Yeah. Yeah. So actually some people don't know this about the horses is that they're not native to Central Park. They're not, they're not their natural habitat. They're shipped in. They're shipped in. They came over on ships?

Yeah. Oh, I think it actually came back from way back in the day, from when the Mayflower, all that. Really? They're that old? Yeah. Well, you know, they have grandparents and, of course, children. And grandchildren and so on and so forth. Yeah, no, these aren't the original ones that travel on Mayflower.

Oh, I see. Oh, okay. Yeah, no. Oh, and I don't want to apologize if I misspoke earlier. Oh, I don't think you misspoke, but it was definitely a, not a disagreement, but a misunderstanding. Oh, yeah, no, no, these aren't the same ones that came over to Mayflower. Okay, thank you. Yeah, yeah, these are generations after. Generations. Generations upon generation.

I mean, the Mayflower came over here and what in the... That was old, that was... Forties of something? I think that was, yeah, that was before, that was before Black and White TV. I think so, yeah, yeah. Yeah, so, okay, so I don't know about the horses, right? Okay. And so there are other animals in the park that are native to the park, and they live there, and it's all good.

There's nothing needs to be done. It's all good. But with the horses, they don't. The horses have a very specific way of living, I would say, sort of physiologically. If you're not aware, the horses, they're much like us. They will eat food. They're much like humans in that regard. They do eat food.

Right. Absolutely. And we need to feed them. And they break down the food in their bodies with their digestive tracts, right? And they get all the nutrients they need out of it. And then whatever they don't need, they expel. Exactly. And now you're making all lives a little easier. That's what I'm here to do. Because sometimes when we tell people about this, they get really confused and we have to pull up a picture or something. I'm going to grab. I'm going to raise my hair right now. I'm swearing to God. You're making my life a lot easier to get it. but yes so as you were saying so the horses yeah and what my brother Brendan was saying earlier the horses will they will you know churn out

this food and this food as you say become a discharge if you will some people call it horse shit yes that's the indelicate way of saying but they all do it in our business we call it discharge yes because this is what our business essentially this is our business

we go around and we collect the horse shit from the horses out in Central Park because if we did it It would actually be a huge problem, and all the tourists would be stepping in it, and they wouldn't come to New York City anymore. And the horses, we can't get rid of the horses, because they came over here in the 40s a long time ago.

And people enjoy the rides. And, you know, as far now, and just to be fully... Transparent? To be... Wonder Woman's plane. I have a friend who is in the movie Superman. Oh, okay. Oh, wow.

I want to see that, but... And so he probably knows about Wonder Woman's being invisible. Yeah, I'm not been able to see a movie... I wish he was here, could have heard me say that. He would give me a high-five. And we do love high-fives, too. We always are high-fiving each other, so that's a really amazing. Can I see you try to do one?

Oh, absolutely. There we go. Oh, that was, okay, first of all, you're just holding hands, and it was really low. That was like ankle level. Intimate. Yeah, it was a bit of a mistake. And if I had another opportunity, I actually really think I could really... You want a second, crack at it?

Yeah, second, second, second, thank you, a half-bye. Now you're... Now one hand is on top of the other, and you're sort of making... taking like a shadow puppet of a fish. Right. And that is it's actually a very accurate description. Yeah,

but it's a common misconception because it's just our hands. It's not that fish. Okay. It's very common. I would love to, if you get the moment or if you get a chance later,

I would love for you to sort of just give it a sense of how to the proper way to you do to high five. I'm sure. We can do a tutorial after this. Oh, actually, that would make my life a lot.

Stick around after the show. We'll make my life a lot easier. But so actually, the thing is, so yeah, we are actually in charge of collected on this shit. So there's a,

There's only a few ways around this problem of all the horse shit in Central Park. You could get rid of the horses, but people enjoy the rides too much, and the horses came over from the Blueflower. Right, they were here before any of us. You guys have to deal with it in the Google Glasses, too. Oh, do you see, do you catch it on the Google Glass?

Yeah, I guess it might be in the Google Glasses. We saw you guys. There's tons. Actually, I was thinking maybe I should talk condom do-doo glasses. That would be actually a really good idea. I don't know if they'd sell as many units. Well, let's keep it a Google Glasses in People do have a negative connotation with do-do and horseshit

And it was just kind of frustrating for us Because we work in the industry But it's the only reason you have a job Because if there wasn't this negative connotation That's not something we actually have to clarify you all this This is currently volunteer work And we show up Because we knew that there was a job that needed to be done

And nobody was doing it And so we were hearing all the tourists Why do you think no one was doing it? Were you walking through Central Parkland day? Because we're seeing these things This huge turpile. Grab that one, grab that. I'm getting interested.

What's that one going to feel like? What's that, what, you know, why is that one a little more bubbly than the other one? Yeah. So, yeah, we're collecting them. Collecting them. Yeah. At first we were just, at first we were just fans. What did you say?

At first we were just fans. And now, then you became collectors. Yes, yes. And then we're like, oh, we're actually helped. And, you know, we actually, I remember the, I remember the very first time when one of the, one of the guys, he was the piloted of the horse. of the buggy, the horse pilot. He was one in the business is called a horse pilot?

Oh, a buggy pilot. Okay. He was like, oh, thanks for grabbing that. Like, oh, wow. I guess we're actually doing something good here. He turned around and sat over his shoulder. He thanks for grabbing that. Yeah, nice guy.

I remember the day, yeah. Olded gentlemen, really nice guy. That's when it clicked for us. I guess we have a job today. Yeah, so we've spent the last 16, 17 years. 16 and 17 years just on a volunteer basis And we grabbed the shit

We bring it back to our home Wrap it up Because sometimes Temetting out what the horse It can be kind of like clay You can make a little thing with it And you can give it away In the streets too

I like to make Because I've actually been making Little tiny figurines And I love to give these little kitties Around our apartment building Yeah I've been making bowls and plates And stuff out of it

And we use them Sure You can use it to eat porridge or soup Or whatever you put in a bowl I don't know that I would necessarily want to eat out of a horseshit bowl. Oh, he's sanitized.

Oh, in what way? We wash them. Silver water. Silver water and a hose. Hose water? Yeah, hose water. I don't know when that's entirely sanitized. Oh.

Well, I don't know, because actually our apartment building is next to a restaurant. Okay. So, that's how we have access to the house. You piqued my interest. So, yeah, this vestment, I believe it's more sort of French fair. Yeah, it's French fair. And they serve people.

French fusion, maybe? I think maybe something like that. Something like that. Maybe in New York City. melting box. Of course, yeah, of course. Because it costs up the yin-yang. Yeah. Sure. But they should have the people to water there, and so we use the same water to clean our shit with.

And then we, you know, scope that into bowls. Okay, I still don't think it's sanitary, even though you're using restaurant water? Well, you know, that's a he says, she says scenario. I think it's just fine. Yeah. Now, are you guys charging for the bowls? No. This is something we would really, and actually, it's really interesting to be talking to you guys, because I noticed some more business types, which is really fascinating.

Yeah, was it my walk? Yeah, exactly. Yeah, we saw it the way you were, the crotch was forward. No, oh, shit, I reverted. We would love to, we would love to stop making some money because it is, it is a tough, it's a tough life being people who just sort of collect the whole shit and do sort of interesting stuff with the horse shit. There's a lot of misconceptions around it.

What are the misconceptions because? Because people think it's, I think it's something that we just do for ourselves and, like, that we liked it or that it's dirty or it's stinky or it's nasty. Okay, so which of those are misconceptions? That we, well, it's just that Those are actually misconceptions But the misconception is that all that stuff is bad Oh, okay, there's negative connotation

We're actually helping the city And we're actually, not all heroes wear capes Like Superman Oh God, I wish my friend was here right now I wish you're friends with Superman He's, no, well, I'm not friends with Superman I'm friends with Steve Lombard Oh, oh, he's a guy from Daily Planet

Breakout character from Superman Oh, I've actually heard about him. He's a big mustache kind of guy. A huge mustache. I would stick around to meet him after when I'll stick around after. Well, no, he left already. Oh, no. Plus we have that high five workshop.

Well, yeah, you have the high five tutorial that's happening for a while after this. Okay. You're not going to be able to meet him. But okay, so now you, how do you survive, you know, living in New York City? Yeah, it's expensive. It's really expensive. That's mostly just from, uh, Well, I should clarify the French restaurants down below.

So you're above the French, right? Because you said you were next to it. Yeah, we live in a really small studio apartment together. So how many square feet? Do you know what square feet are? His feet are kind of long, so it can be confusing. Square feet? I think it's about, yeah.

It's about cigarette-shaped? Yeah, it's like two poops. It's about, yeah. Well, we could, we fit, I feel like we already have about, I'm thinking about how much dung we have in there. That's probably at least, because you've been doing the, 16, 17 years, and you saved every single one? You're talking 6, 700, like, that's the stuff that we keep.

This is the stuff we keep. We don't have an archive situation. I would imagine when you first started, you kept everything, and then suddenly you're, you're making decisions. Yeah, you don't want to be a hoarder. Sure. You don't want, it's like, this is too much shit in this little studio apartment. We can't fit in. So now you only have six or 700 ships.

But yeah, to answer your question, yeah, we, it is the place rent controlled, and actually, a fodder has done pretty well for himself, so we, we, we, we farted what? No, our father. I know that's not make sense because we clicked the horse ship. But no, my father. My father. Our father. Our father is done pretty well for himself.

Oh, really? That's a really interesting question that you asked. What is his story? Making all life is a lot easier. We're continuing his line of work, actually. Yeah, what did he do? You know the Rolling Stones? The Rolling Stones of the bands?

Nick Jagger, Keith. Keith. Especially back. Yeah, so even for exactly, Keith. So back in their party days, when they were partying a lot, they would get really nasty. They get nasty. Yeah. And they would.

What does that mean? They were taking shits in hotel rooms everywhere. Everyone does that. I mean, I think every time I've ever rented a hotel room, I've taken at least one shit. So you know, exactly. Yeah, it's not weird. It's not nasty. It's not nasty or weird, and it so happens.

Yeah, exactly. Sometimes they clog the toilet, though. They'd miss the toilet, go right on the floor, the coffee table. And that's where Ethan Buggle would come in handy That's our father

He was paid To collect a shit Of the voice zones Just them Or everyone Oh just the Wellington You know And they're in their crew

But And also I think he was actually paid not Just to get rid of his shit But he ended up collecting it Okay And he has shits of Mc Jagger

I have shits of Keefe Okay So he Some other guy from the band. Charlie Watts, maybe? Yeah. I believe Charlie Watts, yeah. His ones were the widest ones.

Wide, really. Well, he's just, they kind of pull out. Well, he's sitting down when they play. Right, because he played the drum skipsed. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, he had, we actually, I have one of Charlie Watts's sort of flattened out shit right above our, right above our bed. Right. It's framed.

And it's actually signed by, um, it's signed by our dad. That's so cool He's so cool He did really well for himself Exactly So you're thinking it's like Life is good What's the problem

Yeah Oh now Now yes This is why we actually here I felt like There couldn't possibly be more To the story But

Oh yeah You've come for a purpose Yes we have Okay And it's actually hard to talk about It It is actually pretty hard to talk about You know

Especially being in a city Like New York City Where It's a big city It's a big city A lot of beautiful people A lot of beautiful people unfortunately we have found ourselves

in a situation where a person like myself a person like my brother of Brandon Brandon person like my brother of Brandon we have not been able to find our audio has we've not been able to find

a significant other your perfect match your person and we've been on the dating apps okay which ones we've been on Tinder Buggle There's a there's a bugle

which day I have a Bumble Because I think your last name is bugle I think so too We wish I think your first name is Brunton By the way I would not date another family member For what it's worth

I would not date a family No I would not date one Not public Why did you stress the word date? If you have a hookup or something like that It's just casual A mild hookup A mild hookup

It's just on the Not a home run or anything like that On the DL And the DL Yeah Just sort of I would not I would never date

A family member by the way Okay All right I'm sorry I'm waging my hand right now high as heck right now and my hands are down

but it's all good we've been on a day naps and it seems as if there's sort of a situation where you know you know persons who work in our industry

yeah I don't know anyone by the way who works in your industry and I think that's part of the problem we think it's a clean up your own

kind of thing and you know and we've been wondering but yeah because we go on these apps we're like oh you know we pick up the shit after the horses

and we don't get paid to do It's volunteer work, but there's a lot of people. There's a lot of misconceptions. Right. That's bad, but it's actually good. A lot of people were sending messages to it. Like, oh, I haven't heard of that. Nobody really does that.

It sounds like, they're sending messages to you. Oh, yeah. No, they were just swiping. No, no, no, yeah. No, no. So they're like, what the hell do you look like in your photo? I'm like, somebody's interested. And we start talking.

Wait, so in your photo, you have shit all over you? Exactly. Okay. You got to take better pictures, first of them. Well, now we don't know. I mean, we only give you advice to each other. We don't know. We don't really know other people besides our father who, you know, we have to peace.

Is he still with us? No, he actually, um, really sad story. We were, he was actually helping us out when they were collecting the ship from the horse out in Central Park. How massive. He got swallowed by the horse. The horse was swallowed. Well, he was searching in the episode.

And suddenly a horse backed up and just. Yeah. Boom. Swallowed him. He got totally, totally swallowed. Rest in peace, king. Because that put us in a lot of trouble Because we had to talk to the buggy pilot

You mind if we check to see if our dad's okay Finally got Was able to search the horse He finally got the A-O-K They're okay to search the horse Dad wasn't alive no more Oh man Yeah he was all churned up

Kind of what the It's actually kind of beautiful in a way Because it kind of became the thing that he Always was about And picking up shit He kind of became shit I called a circle of life Yeah yeah

But anyway yeah So yeah we've been We sort of give each other advice on what sort of pictures we should take my day profile okay and that is actually good advice maybe we do maybe take a new photo where we're not we're not wearing our shit gear by the way you should take individual photos because it sounds like you're taking just one collective photo exactly that also works though well i mean yeah yeah you yeah you can take one with your bro and people will be like whoa that guy has friends exactly yeah so so in theory it could be working yeah but

it seems to not be working for you absolutely not okay and so i was actually thinking well maybe maybe we need a, maybe the problem is the dating profile, not a profile, but the app, the application. So we need, so what we want to do is we want to get rid of this app, is that what you're saying? I'm wondering like, oh, maybe there's sort of an app dedicated to our community. I see. Something maybe called

Buggle. That is actually a pretty good idea. And it's like Bumble, but it's Buggle, and it's for people who collect shit and who pick up shit for jobs. And those who are interested in that. Yes, and who are okay with that. The people who are okay It was re-organizing and changing, rebranding the stigma around shit.

Okay. And it's like, it's part of our life. It's in, as, as, who? As, as Kai. He calls me, he calls me Kai Kai Kai. Why? Because I like to, I like to fly my Kai Kai Kai around the park. Oh, okay.

While you're picking up the shit? Oh, no, sure, no. Okay, because picking up the shit sounds like a two-hand. We always say, fly to Kai Kai Kai Kai's for after you and after work. You fly to Kai Kai Kai Kai Kai. when it's the right right time time and it's not the right right time when you're picking up to all the shit

so these are words of live by yeah so yeah I should forget what I was saying but yeah but maybe this app could work out and you're starting this app is that

it was just an idea because I heard you had a podcast I would listen when I've been jogging oh maybe that's something we could get talking about yeah maybe maybe if we put out the word and then we could find somebody

some entrepreneur or something like that Well, I never entrepreneur We can be your entrepreneur Poonneers Yeah Or like, wait, if you're looking Hold on one second

Yeah, hang on We got like two successful businesses That's extraordinary One was too successful Where they couldn't keep up With supply and demand Yeah Dude, this is actually so

Serendipitous Is it You guys have you guys Have you guys ever You guys have made websites before? Yeah Yeah, we made two total Have you worked with people

In the whole shit Picking up industry? Um In a sense Yeah We pick up our dogs shit. Oh, pretty much the same thing, it's just a different animal.

Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Sometimes different size of the shit. Yeah, of course. Let me look up buggle.com. Unfortunately that, oh, it's available for sale. Oh, okay. But I- How much are they asking?

It says, get a price in less than 24 hours. Unless it's, we need, unless it's 23 and 59 minutes. We need it now. I need it now. Yeah, we need it now before we forget. That's not going to work for us. Yeah. Maybe you should come up with a more

unique website name like bugle Brothers Buggle Brothers Deng site Bugle Brothers not dickshoos dot com Not dick shoes

Yeah Okay Yeah That would work Bugglebrothers not dick shoes com And then we'll put Either two pictures or one

Of the both of you Not covered in shit Not covered in shit They have to take one for the team For this one You take advice of Scott I ask you a question Ask you a question

asking one single question okay one question asking one single question we the photo of us without shit on us the photo that's the question no well there's another I'm asked I'm asked about it's a preface for the question okay just to clarify one photo what else without shit on it right that's the question you want to ask no that's not the question but that is that my right so far you are correct so far my next question is it okay if we have another photo of say one of our you know special you know bowls or it's one or figurines or something like that sure I'll give you one ball thank God one picture of one bowl. Okay, so I'm imagining this way. I mean, you guys are... Yeah. What you're gonna want is a main page. A landing page. I've heard about these.

Yeah. I know what these are. Yeah, like a page where you put what you have and then you want another set, another tab that says about me. And then you don't need anything else. Yeah. Well, we could tell all about us because we live in New York City. We work out of Central Park, mostly volunteer. We've heard your stories. Oh, right. We're the Buggled brothers. I'm Brian Buggled. This is all been well covered. Our father, actually, it worked in a similar industry. No, we heard 100% of these details at this time. Oh, I thought you're saying, I want to hear all.

No, no, we've heard all of this at this point. Austin and Tony, do you think you can work on this website for the Buggle Brothers? This is, wait, yeah? I'm sorry, I didn't mean. I was going to say this epic. Oh, no, you're going to say. I was going to say this is epic too. What's your price for doing this?

Party bus. If you buy us a party bus, we will make. the website could they just rent one for one night prom night yeah but what if what if we made you one out of yeah that's even better out of out of the bounty because i have because i have been doing experiments with making wheels okay we have the perfect thing to make your bus out of i think i know exactly what you're doing do you think you can make a cd player and a stripper pole yeah we need definitely a stripper pole i've done that before you have the cd we can make a cd player too you can put a cd in there but i don't know if it's actually anywhere that's fine okay that's totally

Yeah, that's just mostly a prop to look vintage. It's okay. It's okay, so I'll hush it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, dude, we'll do what we can take, bro. I mean, seriously, we'll do what we can take. We'll do what we can take, you know. That's what we say, too.

We'll get shot on it right away because we'll get it, because of course, got the hose, got the French restaurant right by us. Yep, we'll get started right away. You got to do that. And then we get the dating website and we're going to find a perfect mat. This is great. Well, maybe you guys could, by the time this episode goes live, maybe you could make this website.

Would that be possible? And then maybe we'll find a date. Actually, maybe it's for adults. I don't know. Well, I think it's for people that pick up horseshit. Tell you what I'm actually. I think this website. Kids can be on this side too.

Why don't we make a different website? Buggle Brothers, not Dick Shoes Jr.com. Yeah, nice to share. That's the kids to find love. Yeah, I'd really like that idea. And I think you're helping the world too. Yeah. That's very perfect.

This is fantastic. I love it when something comes together like this. But we are running out of time. unfortunately. I just got in a good mood because I found I'm getting a party bus. Yeah. Unfortunately, we're running out of time.

We only have time for one final feature, and that is, of course, a little something called plugs. Oh, bop-pob-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-ding. Plug-Bing-Bing-B-Bug-Bug-Bug-Bug-Bug-Bug-Bug-Bug-B! Thank so much to Chris Finky. I've heard your songs before. Thanks so much, Chris. If you have something, a plug theme you want us a bit, head over to CBBWorld.com slash plugs. You'll find everything you need over there. And what are we plug in?

Let's first go to, I guess, the Buggle Brothers. What do you want to plug here? Just new and interesting ways of working with horseshit. Yeah. Actually, we'd like, if we haven't made it yet, but I would like to plug the horse ship party bus that we're about to make. Okay, great. Yeah.

I like to plug it in and make sure it works. Yeah. And Brian, you listen to podcasts while you go jogging, it sounds like. Is there a new podcast that you've heard that you... There is one I've been hearing a lot about. Yes, I haven't listened yet because I'm, sorry, I'm exclusive to comedy bang bang. You're exclusive, okay. So you're not going to listen to it.

I won't ever listen to it, but I believe it's called What's Our Podcast with Beck Bennett and Kevin Kline, I believe. That's great. Oh, yeah, I've heard you talk about that. Yeah, that you're not going to listen to it because you're exclusive to comedy bang me. Absolutely, yeah. I'll tell them a podcast I'm aware of that I'm never going to listen to. Good, good.

Yeah, but yeah, check it out. There's two episodes from what I hear. One has Frank Gillespie, who is a writer on SNL. Yeah, yeah. Oh, wow. And that was spotted at the SNL 50, I think. SNL, they actually, we've actually picked up some shit from some of SNL cast members before. Absolutely, back to the day.

Yeah. Like, Ego-Wdom, Heidi Granoe, Eddie Bryant. And I think there's only people We've picked up that shit Only those three Those are big names Yeah But do you still have those or did you throw those away?

Oh, we have them, yeah You still have Done to like a little glass cage Sort of thing That's a cage! Not a glass box, but it's a cage So it's like this hole in that. I was never comfortable with a glass case

I was like, that's just inhumane Yeah, let's put some holes in it. Yeah, let's just smell it, yeah Fantastic and that's great that in two episodes are out right now and um austin and tony what do you want to plug um first and foremost fran gillespie um she's just an amazing woman uh secondly uh we like these girls podcast called anna and isabella do improv and they do a little improv podcast oh that's not yeah you were talking about that last time you were on the show weren't you yeah yeah and what's it uh what's it like what do they do

they do different improv forms uh every week and um and you don't really have to listen to or like no improv to get it that's a big goal of theirs I don't know if they're always hitting that mark but it's certainly a goal great well that's fantastic and how many episodes do they have 20 something 20 something

hey look out times top 100 podcast here we come that's fantastic all right well what do I want to plug hey we announced this last week we have new action figures new comedy bang bang action figures we have of course the entree P

Newer and Italiano Jones action figures. And let me see if I can find the information about that because that would be good, right? If I could remember how to order these? Unfortunately, I can't find it.

Whoa, wait. No, here we go. Coming to September, these are shipping now. The new Comedy Bang Bang, 3.75 inch action figures by FC toys, Entre P. Neuer and Italiano Jones, now available for pre-order at figurecollections.com. Okay, series two, we have entre P. Neuer and Italiano Jones. Plus, coming soon, we have Reggie Watts, Forval, the Little Orphan Boy, Dalton Wilcox, and Jason Manzukas.

We also have, still have a few left of Randy Snuts and Carissa, Big Sue, Sprag the Whisperer, J.W. Stillwater, and Scott Ackerman. They are available for customers worldwide at figurecollections.com with free shipping with a U.S. address, or in Europe with cheaper import fees at actionfigureseller.com. All right, let's close up the old plugback. All right, that was close. 2025 closed the plug bag by theme. By Alec Levy. Okay.

Thank Alec Levy. And, guys, I want to thank you so much. First of all, Austin and Tony, wonderful to have you back. Good luck with the website that you made. Your new business with the printers. I'm not in the market for one, unfortunately. I'm so sorry But good luck with that

And then good luck with your new Two new websites of course We have Buggle Brothers NotDickshus.com And Buggle Brothers NotDickshus Jr.com Good luck with these Thank you Thanks for having us Yeah thanks for having us

Are you okay? You guys seem depressed suddenly Now you're not getting a printer You're not getting one Well still you got to get the $12,000 one Oh no Please No I don't think I can especially let's beg let's just just get on your knees dude it's just time no no you guys are just

supposed to get on your knees no you got to get on your knees no i'm not going to get on my knees we're reversing the relationship get down on your knees get down hey all right here please please give me this printer okay you can have one yeah okay i'll take the 4d you know all right now what oh uh and hey brian and brundon yeah yeah you and a scott yeah what's it's nice to be here thanks for having us oh no we know the show's oh oh Oh, I'm so sorry. We already talked to you for a long time. He actually doesn't really listen to a podcast.

Yeah, because I try to keep my ears clean. I don't listen to any podcast or anything like that. That's right. That's right. Thanks so much for being on, and good luck to you. Thank you so much. We actually really do need it. Yeah, and you better start working on that party buzz. This is a big project.

I got a lot of ideas to ask that. What are the ideas? Sort of put into wheels together with the engine. Sort of like a roof. Yeah. And then the size. There's definitely chairs. A floor.

I want to do sort of a classic style Like, you know Sort of parking brake situation Okay And one of those doors with the With the head With the way you can pull it off That's gonna be tough to make you

That's we have a really thin rod of Holy shit Yeah That's gonna have to be some You're gonna have to find a really thin horse shit Yeah Yeah we've got it Yeah we've got it

Okay great All right well We'll see you next time Thanks bye Bye Hello everybody. It's me, Italiano Jones, the tallest man in Italy, and I will fight for you. But right now, I don't need to fight for you. I need you to buy something for me. That's right. Coming in September, two new Comedy Bang Bang 3.75 inches action figures by FC Toys.

Antre P. Neuer and Italiano Jones. First appearing together in CBB episode number 634, now available as action figures. at figurecollections.com. That's figurecollections.com. Figures will be shipping in September and you can pre-order now. Also in stock, Randy Snuts and Carissa, Big Sue, Sprague the Whisper,

J.W. Stillwater, and Scott, Alckerman. No, Scott, no! Available for customers worldwide at figurecollections.com with free shipping with the U.S. address or in Europe, like Italy, with cheaper import fees at action figure seller.

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