Comedy Bang Bang: The Podcast - Edgar Wright, Paul F. Tompkins, Vic Michaelis, Matt Apodaca

Episode Date: November 13, 2023

Writer/director extraordinaire Edgar Wright joins Scott to talk about his new animated Netflix series “Scott Pilgrim Takes Off.” Then, undersea explorer Brock Lovett returns to talk about his quest to recover twenty billion dollars from a sunken Spanish Galleon. Afterwards, visual artist Quiet the Mime stops by to talk about their journey into miming. Plus, henchman Marcus Green joins the gang to explain why he’s organizing a class-action lawsuit against Spider-Man.

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Yes, we're still on strike, we can't get the stars, but the DGA not on strike, I'll tell you that much, they settled early, they caved. When I say they, I mean we, I haven't vote for it, but. I'm in the WGA as well, so we held it a bit longer. Yeah, a little bit longer. The DGA did like, are you in sec, you need to get close to that by the way, if that's all right. I'm in the WGA as well. So we held it a bit longer. Yeah, a little bit longer. The DGA did like a...

Are you in SAG? You need to get close to that, by the way, if that's all right. Are you in SAG? I think... I... That is a good question. I do sometimes get residuals from cartoon voiceovers, but I don't think I've ever got any out of SAG you know.

I actually don't think SAG handles the cartoons, or it's a different part of SAG or something, but which cartoon was... I'm gonna, Visali, I have been a voice in duck tails. Oh, and in Sing One and Two and in Digman. So I have animated voice profile. Wonder we talked about Digman on this very show.

Back before I came out, I didn't realize you were in it. Maybe I didn't recognize your voice. Maybe I thought it was some other Brit chap. When I did my voice over for Digman, during the half hour that I was in the recording studio, the queen died. Do you think it was because of that? Like suddenly you weren't available.

And it was that thing, it was that day where, you know, they had a thing when the queen is gonna die, it was, there was a code, it was like London bridges. London bridges falling down, really? That's the code. Or it's Operation London Bridge, which was meant that the queen is dying. I was gonna say, because a lot of people

say London bridges falling down. In fact, a lot of children chanted. Oh, it was a Fergie song. Yeah, exactly, yeah. What if that was about the queen? Yeah, the Fergie song, though, faintly. What if that predicted it? Can I point out as a, as a, as a, point out as a as a as a Brit and a pedant that in the Fergie video?

Thank God you said Ant after that. And not oh. And the Fergie video for London Bridge. She is filming outside Tower Bridge. And for that alone, I could not take that song seriously. Yeah. I don't... Well,

London Bridge, that go to Arizona, do that go to? Yes. Yes. I've seen it. I've traveled on it. That's what I wear the phrase. If you believe that I've got a bridge, I can show you.

Is that where that comes from? Is that really where that comes from? I think so. Oh, okay. I remember there was an 80s TV movie about London Bridge being rebuilt in Arizona as a TV movie with David Hasselhoff where they rebuilt London Bridge in Arizona

and Jack the Ripper came with it. Ha ha ha ha. I'm not making this up. I can't remember the title, but in a break, maybe we can Google it. We have to Google this, but. I'm not making that up. Before then, let's Google your name.

Oh, wow. Okay, this your name. Oh, oh wow Okay, this is good. Wow. He's a member of the DGA and the WGA and apparently I made a fact did some voices and maybe sing one and sing two were you singing in those and I'll Introduce you in a second. I was a in the first one. I think I was a goat and in the second one I was an ape chauffeur and like a Petroman dog Petroman dog, okay, so not even ape chauffeur and like a patroman dog. Patroman dog, okay. So not even you weren't even like an officer.

You were a beat cop dog. And did you discover a body or what? I don't know what the same movies are about. Are they about murders? Yes. And people like, oh, like a stooly's singing about mob hits. I mean, that's what thing three is about. Oh, I see.

He is the director of such films as, let me see, Sean of the dead baby driver, the end of the world. No, the world. The end of the world, right? No. Isn't it the end of the world though? The world then.

Also hot fuzz. Also, and I always get this one wrong too. One night in Soho, A night in Soho. Well, it's funny. It is interesting with titles is that you have to pick a title that's really sticky because the two titles, people always say at world's end and they always say one night in Soho. So it is a lesson to...

What is the Soho? Last night in Soho. Last night in Soho. I think people think it's the song One Night in Bangkok and they say one night in so how so is a lesson to what is the so how long last night and so last night and so I think people think it's the song one night in Bangkok and they say one night and so how shouldn't you have just directed a movie called one night in Bangkok? Yes, based on the song yes, even though that is yeah a musical by itself I think it's so good it deserves a better musical starring Mary head yes Anthony's brother oh oh I didn't know Anthony had to was. Maryhead's. Maryhead is and he has brother

and he sung one and Bangkok from chess. Yeah, and of course I know Maryhead from Jesus Christ, Superstar, but I didn't know Anthony had from Buffy the Vampire Slayer was his brother. Interesting. Interesting bit of trivia here. And he is a trivia master.

Speaking of Christ, you come up with the name of the David Hasselhoff TV, maybe that. I mean, that's not really trivia. That's just something someone knows, I think. But his new cartoon debuts this Friday on Netflix. It's called Scott Pilgrim Takes Off. Please welcome back to the show. Ed, you're right. Hello.

Thanks for having me again. I'm sorry, I really ruined your intro by interjecting all the time. No, no, you need to when I get so many facts wrong. Sorry, I mean, look, I really ruined your intro by interjecting all the time. No, no, you need to when I get so many facts wrong. I'm sorry, I mean, look, I've seen those films, but I, in some more than once, but I just, you know, just can't remember these types of things.

I'll blind this. Yeah, I do sort of, well, I've always felt like titles are spoiler, so I try not to remember them when I go into the movie, you know, like last night and Soho, I just forgot it when I walked in because then the minute she went to Soho, I was like, oh, this is interesting. A person goes to Soho. But when you were watching the movie all the way through, you got one night in back

on the world, you're like that. I was singing it very loud during the entire movie. It's wonderful to have you back. And you're a big friend of the show. How many times have you on would you say what's it this is your five five? I think you're a member of five timers club maybe Let me I definitely five definitely five. I think so maybe more I'm gonna look this up along with the David Hasselaw thing during the break But it's so wonderful to have you back. And Scott Pilgrim is back. Incredible.

He was away for a while. Scott Pilgrim is back. And he's back in drawn form. Yeah, where he started. Yes. Tell us about this. Well, what's going on? Because suddenly I'm sitting there on my phone in the morning. I have my newborn baby in my arms

yes and suddenly an alert comes up on my phone that this new cartoon is out with all of the cast of the movie and you're a part of it and I dropped my phone not my baby I held onto my baby. What is happening here? What is going on? Well, it's, I guess over the years like when people had said to me, will there be any more Scott Pilgrim, I guess I'd always deflected by saying, well, you know, Brian Lear Malley is the creator and I'm sure if there's more, it's up to him.

It's his kind of like, it's his character and his universe. And then it did come up, the idea of one of the producers, Jared Coveman said, is there anything more we can do with Scott Pilgrim? Just to interject, this is not Jared from Subway, right? I just want to make sure. Okay, because if he were a producer, I would have to say, I'm not watching this.

He's not involved at all, right? He's not a star, he doesn't have his big pants. No. Oh my gosh, you're coughing. You're coughing yourself. You're so aghasted this question. No, sorry. Cool Jared Fogel takes off. Thanks. Not the show.

Okay, although I would like to see that show. Maybe the doggy cups from Sink and Track him down. Yes. Oh my god. Across over there. This is good. Okay, so this is a different year. That's what thing three is about. Yes, the dog cups are trying to track down in general and it's big pants.

No, the pants have his scent. The big pants have his scent. I mean, he's got the pants and they're going to track down Jared. We're going 50-50 on this, even though you thought of all the ideas. Can we pitch this now? If somebody out there's listening, sing three.

Sing three. Yeah, maybe the people who own the rights says, although you can't own a word like sing. But you could put out a movie called Sing Three, couldn't you? And it has nothing to do with Sing One or Two, couldn't you? I don't know. They trademarked this thing, I think. So you can't use the word sing in any movie title ever again.

Well, you could spell it, sing three, and you're like, well, this is... I remember when Baby Driver was coming out, we had a title challenge that we weren't allowed to call it that because boss baby was coming out and that people might confuse the two movies. And I think, oh, I don't think that's going to happen. Eventually we managed to win that argument, but it does happen where there's a title challenge. Yeah, come to think of it, we had one with a million dollar properties. And we lost. I forgot what it was called before.

I think it was $1.00 million properties or something like that. And so Tom Lennon jokingly said, let's just call it the $1.00 trillion properties and then it's stuck. So that does happen. You're right. All right, I'll give you that one. Yes. Okay.

Scott Pilgrim. Scott Pilgrim. Jared calls you up. Different Jared. Different, different Jared calls you up. Different Jared. Different Jared calls you out there. It says, is there anything more we can do with it? And I said, well, I've always said over the years that maybe an anime version of the books is the way to go.

And so we talked to Brian Lee Amali, who's the original creator. And he was interested, but he didn't want to adapt the books, you know, the books that he wrote nearly 20 years ago. He wanted to do something different with it. So he went off and came up with the idea for what the show is with writer friend of his Ben David Grubinsky.

And they and basically that's what the show is, which is I would say because it's out on Friday that I would say to just watch it because it's kind of a nice one to go into blindly. So it's not the same plot as the movie. No, it's the same plot as the comics. It sort of goes off on its own thing. So it kind of starts in a similar vein to the book, the books, and the film. And then does it own thing?

So I think people will be surprised and delighted. Now, Jared Fogel is not in. Everyone's tuning in, wondering if he is. Personally, that's, I watch any television show, because Jared Fogel and this are not. I am 99% of the time. I hope so. Otherwise, I'm locking my doors tonight. That makes it too easy for the doggie cups from Sing3.

If he's already in prison, there's my film. Okay, so we got gotta get him out. In real life. So I start off the movie, is he breaks that? Yes. And he slips through the bars. He loses so much weight eating subway sandwiches. He slips through the bars.

And he throws his big pants out of the prison when that happens. He climbs down. Yes. And then the cops have the big pants. He does have more than one pair of big pants that you can tie them together to the whole middle. Yes, yeah, that's the one thing he asked for.

Can I bring these to prison? Everyone said yes, of course. It's like survivor where you can bring one thing. Remember that when you could bring one thing to survivor. One personal. The people at Netflix, they're just the amount of times Jared Fogel has been mentioned while trying to flag the show that just killed themselves. Although I'm sure they have a million documentaries about him on there. So just the amount of times Jared Fogel has been mentioned while trying to flag the show that just killed themselves.

Although I'm sure they have a million documentaries about him on there. So it's all out on Netflix. You might also like the Jared Fogel story. Be a such a strange algorithm. So all eight episodes out this Friday, there was one not to reveal any spoilers, although I didn't watch it. But they sent me a list of the spoilers.

Should we go through them? No. But there are things to be spoiled in it. So there are surprises. It's not like the, it has the cast of the original movie, though. Yes. Everyone is back. Everybody is back, which is, you didn't even get one person who's like,

no, it was very, I think, I was, you know, like tasked with like bringing the band back together and it was, you know, we've been on this email chain since 2010. Really? How, like, how many, like, forward,, forward, the subject line? There's one chain that's been going on since 2010. And occasionally it goes dormant for a couple of years,

and then Michael Sarah once replied to sort of like a meme from three years before and said, huh, funny. You were playing to a 2013 email? Yes. Sounds a lot like a certain jassey bill that a friend of mine and I are on. He's not listening right now.

But yes. I've been on those. And so everyone's back. Yes. Michael is back. Yes. Mary Elizabeth Winstead is back. Chris Evans, Brelarson.

Brelarson, even though she just said Baffo B.O. with Captain Marvel. He's back. Aubrey Plaza. Aubrey's back. Reloading. Even though she just had Bofo B.O. with Captain Marvel. And Jack's back. Aubrey Plaza. Aubrey's back. This is incredible. That whole gang. Everyone's back.

Wow. This is incredible. And how much I'm trying to think of a question. I started with how much. How much money do they make for episode? No, you don't want to answer that. How much episodes? Yeah, we've already No, you don't want to answer that. How much episodes? Yeah, we've already said that there's eight.

Eight. How much time is each episode? That's good. I think that all like 25 minutes long. That's good. That's a good time. Yeah. Did you see killers of the flower moon, by the way?

I know you have. I did, I've seen it twice. What do you say? I mean, three hours, three and a half hours. I, listen, I love that film. I didn't have, I had no issue with it. It's a full godfather, that's three, or no godfather two. Because the godfather's three and godfather part two is three and a half. Godfather three is three.

Not father part two is three and a half. Really? Oh, okay. But I didn't really have a problem with long films particularly. I don't either, but I had notes. I would have cut maybe two and a half hours out. I thought it was fantastic. There's other films, other shorter films that I think are too long. I don't know. I think so.

There's definitely, yes, there's lots of other films that I can mention that I had more of an issue with the wrong time. But I won't. No, but because you're a gentleman director, of course. No, and you people could say, whoa, what about your film? Yeah, exactly. In the end,

It's not 15 minutes too long. But this is, I guess my point is, this is what I like about a nice TV show. It's four hours, it's like a four hour movie, but you don't have the pressure of, when can I block out four hours, like to watch killers of the flower moon, it was such a hassle for me to like get that amount of time

where I could do it. Whereas if I could have watched it in half hour chunks, it would have been easy to do over a couple of nights, you know what I mean? Not an issue for me, but I understand. Well, you're a lonely fellow, right? I've always said that about you and your previous four appearances.

So Scott Pilum takes off. It's this Friday and eight episodes and it's good all the way through. People should watch past the first couple. They should watch all the way to eight all the way to the end. Yeah, I don't think you necessarily have to watch it all in one go. It might just, you know, melt your mind to watch all their episodes on the top, but I don't know. I haven't done that myself.

I don't know how I feel about binging TV shows generally. I like to, I like them when they're dulled out, but like it's, you know, everybody be able to watch the entire thing in four hours, which is, and it's an incredible, I mean, I could say this because I didn't have any part in this bit, but the animation is just insane. Who did the animation?

Because it's a real animation style. The real animation style. The real animation style. The real animation style. The real animation style. animation? Because it's a real anime style. Anime company called ScienceSauru, who are incredible. So it looks genuinely authentic as an animation, because it is a genuine animation from Japan. It's an incredible team over there, just like wizardry. And the music is by, isn't it by people who did the music for the video game? Yeah, it's anamane Gucci.

Wow. And it's great. I mean, it's nice actually to sort of like be an executive producer or something and just watch somebody else do all the hard work. Right, so what did you actually do on it? You corralled the people in this one email chain that you have.

Yes. And now if I do three. And then I just sat back and said, and then she made the show. And then you just cash those checks, baby. No, no, I mean, you know that I was, you know,, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, also, Brian Lee on Maui, he knows the world. It all came to him. The books are great. And it's great.

And I love that he found a new way to tell the story, which is just... Is it sort of like a reboot then? It's like the same... It's like it. It's like all four of its own, like sort of path. Okay. It's like a sort of almost like alternate reality sequels.

Because your movie is sort of a different universe than the actual. Yeah. So I guess between like the books, the film, the video game, and the series, they're all just like divergent. Right. So maybe they should all meet though in like a Spider-Man kind of thing. Yes. Yes. And then you can have a team up between animated Michael Saren, live action,

and Michael Saren. And the dogs from Sing 3. And the dogs from Sing 3. Yes. And a prison escapee giant. Yes. And Prisoner's K.P. Jared Fogel. That's right. And let's get the two detectives from Bigmouth, who look like me and Paul F. Tomkins in there,

but are not voice bias. Ha, ha, ha, ha. Well, this is incredible. Everyone should watch this. It's out on Friday. And I mean, I love the Scott Pilgrim universe. I had the books before I saw the movie and the movie was great. And now everyone's back.

And this is like a wonderful combination of, if you like both of the books and the movie, it's like a combo of the two in a way with a whole new plot. No, it's, I mean, it's beautiful. I mean, I, I, I, I, I just, just the fact that Brian's like, done it. I mean, I don't think if it had not been him, I don't think it would exist at all. I don't think everybody would be back.

So that was just nice. It's just really, the material is really great. The scripts are fantastic. And that's what the cast all responded to. And everybody replied to that email within like three hours. I can't remember who was last, but. Yeah, I wonder, because Chris Evans, he just got married. No, Chris Evans was he first.

He definitely very prompt response. I love that, so he's a good emailer. Yes. He was like a bad emailer. Some people are better on text, I guess. Yeah, I've emailed Aubrey a few times. I don't remember getting responses that quickly, but not horrible either. God, I wonder who's the worst. Now this is going to have emailed the...

They might have been on a different time zone. You have to get in that. That's a good point. I've emailed Michael a few times. Not well, but I've been in Australia, so he'd be given for replying 12 hours later. I don't think he did. All right, well during the break we're going to find out this Dave D'Ansel movie. Oh, yes. And also that. And I'm going to look up the David Hasselhoff movie. I'm going to look up how many times you've been on the show. I feel like I've given you a lot of homework.

I'm sorry. That's all right. But I'll give you some figure out who is the last respond on the email. And we'll have an exclusive here. But Edgar, we need to get to our next guest if that's all right. Of course. Yeah. Have you ever swam in the water?

Swam in the water. Yeah, either in your own home or out there in the world. In this. Yeah, of course, what in the sea? Sure. Or I'll take a pool or anything. I was once in the Philippines and I got snorkeling and scuba diving mixed up. And did you say you could scuba dive? I want it snorkel and I realized I was then going scuba diving. Uh oh. And by then it was too late and they were like strapping the self contained underwater breathing apparatus on you. Yeah. And I so when I was I was felt like such a chump, but I did go through with it. And then, you know, when you go on with scuba diving things and you have to give the different

to they say, you know, what does this mean? I mean, to go up. What is this mean? I'm doing a Finn. It's like, that means shot. Ooh, and then when we were down there, we did see a shark and I thought, okay, this is happening. So, and what did the shark do? Did it just, uh, pay no mind to you? Yeah, but, you know, you do have that thing of like,

well, if I'm gonna go, this is the way to go. It is pretty cool. Like, you, I don't know another film director who's ever been eaten by a shark. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, it's very unique. New York. Famously Steve Svilberg, like, eaten by a shark. It's very unique. New York. Famously Steve Spovag, like, eaten by a shark on the set. Yeah, you think you wouldn't do anything else. You out of any film director, he's the guy you would think would have been eaten by a shark.

All right. Well, our next guest is an undersea explorer. He primarily goes under the sea. I believe for work, although maybe he does for pleasure sometimes, I'm not really sure. We'll talk to him a little bit about that. Please welcome back to the show, Brock Love It. Hey Scott, thanks for having me. Hey, it's so wonderful to have you.

It's great to be back. You're my friend. Hey, you're my friend. Did we're starting on a great friend? We like each other. We like each other. That will never change. Never.

This is Edgar Wright, by the way. Edgar, one of my favorite directors. One of. Absolutely. Well, I mean my favorite director Obviously is the director of bridge across time I know you weren't here yet, but is that the movie just got here? Is that a movie starring David Hasselhoff about you seen it? I haven't seen it but Edgar 1985 what you What? What is the plot of the movie? Oh, I'm so glad you asked me because I love turning people on to this movie. It's really good. A detective played by David Hasselhoff.

Thanks. Thanks. Jack the river. And it's active. But David Hasselhoff thinks Jack the Rivers ghost came to like. He just thinks that he doesn't does he have any clues I wonder or. No, he thinks that because. Because it happened when he brought

London bridge. Right. Like have a city Arizona. So he just it pops in his head. He thinks that I think he made a logical deduction that it must have come. They must have put Jack the Ripper's bones in there when they brought it to Arizona. Um, that's incredible. I mean, we were just talking about this Brock.

Who directed it by the way? Oh, man, a great director and his name goes. I didn't realize you talk so slowly on all of your previous appearances, but you're really taking a lot of pauses in between every single one. No, I'm trying to remember like, here's what I'm doing is I'm unfolding the credits

in my mind. Oh, yeah, you're going into your mind. So these images of old London town and then Lake Avesu. David Hasselhoff, of course, other Stephanie Kramer. She plays Angie. Who's Angie? Dave Angie from Bridge Across Dog. Sorry, I asked it answered.

Of course, it was directed by EW Swachhammer. Oh, yeah. Swachhammer. Oh yeah, that's right. Oh my God, I wonder what else EW Swachhammer has ever done? I don't know, but tell you what, the theme music was written by Lalo Schifferen. Hey, wonderful, yeah. But Edgar, what a pleasure to meet you. I can't believe I'm here on your sixth time

on Comedy Bang Bang. I think, is this the sixth or, I know it's not the birth of it. Yeah, man. What is the Thank you. Is this the six or I know it's not the break. Yeah, man. What is the family name? Is it the six or a name? Is it the six or a name? This is the six time.

I was gonna look this up during the break. No need, my man. We were just talking about this. This is the six time on show. Welcome to the Six Timers Club. How many times is EG Swagheim have been on? Scott? I can.

I'm throwing it over you because I've listened to every episode and so far having heard of my favorite director on here. I got to confess. I don't believe I've had Swack hammer on this show. Yeah. Open invitation to him if you ever want to come on. The offer has been made. But sure. Yeah. I mean, and I'm making it here audibly on EW. EW swagger. Yes. Yes. Is that right? Does that stand for entertainment? What? What?

What? Does that stand for entertainment? You're not telling me. I directed Bridget time. You were a child prodigy? Yes. Yes. You directed in 1985?

Yeah. When I only television movie, Bridget cross time. I mean, I was 11 years old, so I don't talk about it a lot because I wasn't, I couldn't legally direct to an American TV movie, but yes, I am Edgar Wright, Swatcam. There's nothing in the rule books about it in 11 year old directing a movie. No, only dogs can't. They can hurt us for saying three.

They just specify that in the rule book. Dogs can't react. Well, they started putting in every rule book. Dogs can't do this. They're rare, but dogs are, dog, dog. Well, they've started putting that in every rulebook. Dogs can't do this. They're for air, but... Dogs are doing too many things. Yeah. Exactly.

Here's what E.D. He's what a camera looks like. Whoa, what a friendly life loving fellow. He's having a great time. He looks like he's a member of the cast of West Side Story. I really assumed it was a pseudonym, but no. He's an actual guy. What else has he done?

His first name is Eggbert. Eggbert. Yeah. Wow. Wow. You don't hear a lot of egg birds these days. He's passed on. I'm sorry. So what is the surname Swack? I mean, you know, like usually people's surnames is the family profession. It's a really good question. Is there such a thing? Yeah, it tells me what his name means. What does Swack? Siri, what does Sw swag hammer mean? I think I have it on do not disturb.

This is the one time it's the one time it works. You actually were addressing Siri and Siri said, uh, uh, you told me, he told me to shut up too many times. That's all. I started being nicer to my AI. Brock, it's wonderful to have you back. Good to see you. Uh, and, uh, now Edgar, you've never met

Brock over here, but he traverses throughout the sea for work primarily. I'm a treasure hunter. Yes. It's just that simple. Yeah, you love wet treasure. Wet treasure is my favorite. The wetter the better. Yeah, the tighter this wetter. And you found so many interesting things over the years. So many. You never really talk about it. Yeah, I mean, we've talked about the gold de bloons. We've talked about the treasure chest reference to gold de bloons treasure chest. All the stuff that can fit in the fish tank. But, but, but the one item that I remember that you were looking for was the cord of la mer the heart of the ocean the corda la mer and by the way he was uh... you were a fictionalized version of you was in the movie

Titanic maybe you've seen that James Cameron or Cameroon that a type of boat which character in Titanic Bill Paxton's character yeah yeah yeah yeah he played a fictionalized version of rock question of me and that thing it's very weird. Unflattering. I don't think it's accurate.

I sound like this. Yeah, well, he sort of sounded like that a little bit. He sort of sounded like. Yeah, but you never found the Cordo LeBarrer, is that right? No, and I found out later when I saw that stupid movie that that old lady had it on her the whole time that she threw it in the ocean. Right.

Right. And we have talked about the deleted scene that where he, where she shows it to him. Yeah. The original ending to Titanic. We have talked about that. It's the worst to me. Yeah.

What is that? Is that real? Do you see that? That's a real. Yeah. The, the, or the real original ending is she like throws up and like Superman, her chest and there and there It is and he's like whoa whoa whoa lady and then he realizes what she's doing and then

Don't they have some sort of do you remember right they have I remember hearing about this. I thought it was in poor taste They have some sort of like conversation about this saxophone music starts playing And then they cut to a drape blowing. Then they're in bed together the next day, so cigarettes yeah, that's supposed to be me. So you you're out there. What are some of the other items that you've you've found over the years. I mean, I found a magic G lamp one time. What?

Under the ocean under the ocean. Yeah, really. That must be horrible for the genie. Like is the genie drowning the entire time? Or? Yeah, this is genie tried to go snorkeling and then scuba diving. Oh no. Yeah.

And of course they put in, actually it was the other way around. They tried to go scuba diving and it up snorkeling. It snorkel of course stands for self-nope. Nope. I'll tell you. Oh, okay. You'll tell me, I'll tell you. I'll tell you, I'm the ocean guy. Oh, that's right, okay. I'll tell you. Oh, okay. You'll tell me, I'll tell you. I'll tell you on the ocean guy.

Oh, that's right. Okay. Yeah, tell me. Simply no ocean recognizes kids exit last. Oh, that's right. You know how it's women and children first. Yeah, kids exit last. She says it last.

According to a snorkel. What a skib is that for? Self contained underwater breathing app. I didn't realize that was an app, really. Yeah. When you go scuba diving, really, you just have to download an app the entire time. That's right. Oh, interesting.

So you found a Magic Teeny Lamp. What did you do with it? Did you just toss it back in the ocean or what? A rubbed it, of course. Oh, of course. Because I want three wishes. Do you, when you see any lamp, do you just rub it, like if you go over to someone's house?

Oh, yeah. Just in case, right? I want a light plus. You know that store. He spend days there rubbing everything in the store. Oh, man, they hate me. Because why not? You know, like sir, please leave.

But I tip everybody. Even if the chances are low, I mean, at least that chance, right? Yeah. So you rubbed this lamp and what happens? A drowned genie came out. Oh, Who's really sad? That is the door now. He was gone man. Oh man. He was soggy as shit It was like I never saw a cloud be prudy before. Oh no wrinkled and fruit like a California raisin. Yeah. Did he have sunglasses and a saxophone?

Biggest saxophone music. The best saxophone music. Was that guy based on Bill Clinton? I thought I'd like to think so. Even though he came up, maybe Bill Clinton was based on him. Oh, whoa. Are you kidding me? Can I do that?

I'm not sure. I know you guys, you Hollywood guys, you're worried about AI. Yeah, we are. I thought it was Al. Did you? Yeah. It's like the false Simon song was you can call me AI. Do you have the old switch roof syndrome? I do. Yeah, unfortunately. Let's do that. So, uh, have you found anything recently? What's going on out there in treasureville? Man,'m glad you asked hmm. There's a big Treasure hunt that's going on real soon. Wait, so I didn't realize this is an official thing is it like a

Contest official treasure news wow I let you put your sunglasses on to read your phone Thanks man Because I think I think when you look at your phone, you look stupid. So I'm like, I'm gonna put my shades on. Just to negate it. Yeah. So okay, let me tell you something. There's some big treasure news lately. It's a thing that people in my circles, regardless, the Holy Grail is it's a holy grail? You didn't let me finish. Okay. Oh, oh, oh. Is it the rip his bones?

You didn't let me start. Okay. We gotta come somewhere in the little holy grail of sunken treasure. It is a Spanish galleon that has sunk, like in the 1600s. Oh, that's too long. Okay. There's $20 billion potentially of sunken treasure on there.

Wait, for just one galleon or just the whole amount, like all the treasures worth 20 billion dollars. What are you asking me? I thought you said it was one galleon. Yes, it's one gal, one ship. One ship sunk. And then, okay, right. And it has 2020 billion of treasure.

Worth the treasure, wow. Yeah. Wow, that sucks for whoever owned all that treasure originally. I mean, that's always the case with treasure. There's no way around that. Somebody finds treasure? Great. Somebody loses treasure. Not so good.

So this is a one. Is there any code treasure after it's been lost. Is it just before that it's just like it's a shipment of gold, but then when the ship sinks is it treasure? Yeah, I think so. I think once I think once it's just riches. If it doesn't get to the place where it's supposed to go, it becomes treasure. Right. Or if you bury it, right? Buried treasure.

Any any valuable thing buried is buried treasure. Does it have to be underneath something? So buried treasure is underneath the sand. Right. Sunkin treasure is underneath the sea. Right. Is it just like if any money is underneath something? Like a bunk bed.

No. You got to do more work than that. Just put it under a bed. Treasure has to be, you got to be worth it. You can just look under the bed. Oh, here's that, here's the chest full of de blooms. Okay. So what it, what money under a mattress is not treasure?

No, that's just demoted. What if the woman dies and then someone buys the house and finds it? But the woman is the doctor. Oh, okay, this makes sense. All right, so tell us about this treasure. So, you know, Gustavo Petro, the Colombian president, yeah, his term is almost up and he wants to get this done before he's out of office. He wants to, because he'll get a cut of it or, I mean, honestly,

yeah. Yeah. Okay. So it went and what does he leave office? You know, pretty soon. Yeah, probably on in 2024, maybe. Yeah, let's say, no, 2026. 2026. Oh, okay. So this gives you a nice running start. Well, here's the thing. They're putting together a team of both government divers and private companies. Well, and I was not asked to be part of this. What's your the most foremost treasure hunter in the world. That movie really fucked up my rep. Oh my God, really? Yeah. I'm so sorry. I feel like we can't trust this guy.

He can't even sniff out a cord to Lamar when it's right under his nose. Literally. And yeah, they've seen the deleted scene and then they start making jokes about me. I'm so sorry, Brock. That's terrible. So what are you going to do about this? Are you going to go in there and sort of, you know, get in there?

Well, what is the term for when you do something and you're not in there? Get in there. Yeah, you're gonna get up in there. Am I gonna crash it? Yes, crash. That's the word I was trying to think of. Of course, my favorite, Cronenberg.

Your favorite? My favorite. My favorite. My favorite Cronenberg. I love David Cohnenberg. I love David Cohnenberg. Have you seen Scannos? Have you seen video Dwom? We didn't do Scannos.

No, no. He did do Scannos. It seems like a thing he would. I love the brood. The brood? The brood. I thought his friend was the brood. The brood.

Hmm. I saw, you know, I saw, I know somebody who his sister took him to see a movie called Charlie Chan of the Curse of the Dragon Queen. Oh, yeah, I've seen that. Which features two white actors in yellow face. Right. And he asellas. Uh, no, Peter Eustanov and Richard Hatch from Battle Surgulars.

He's the original, the original Richard Hatch, not the firm survivor. It's true. Right. I hope they've met. But before that movie, which was a, I believe a PG film, they showed a trailer for Scanners. And my friend was a little guy at the time. He was kind of traumatized by the head blowing up.

Yeah, I can only imagine. Yeah, you go to see a PG movie, although that is parental guidance. Boy, you got me there for him. Either one of you. All right, so how are you gonna get in there? How are you gonna crash this? I'm gonna use mirrors and make them go to the wrong place. Of course. The oldest trick in the book. What? This is, yeah, mirror, this is how they made the two-pot callogram with mirrors. Wait, really?

Yeah. It's like an old magic trick. Peppa's ghost. Who's it? That's what it's called, right? That's what it's called, right? Isn't that what it's called? The thing in the haunted house?

Oh, is that what it's called? Peppa's ghost trick. Oh, yeah, it's the haunted mansion trick. Yeah, exactly. Is that what it's called, really? What's the thing for when you switch out the actor and the thing you always use? The Texas switch.

The Texas switch. Yeah. What are they gonna do a third haunted mansion movie? What's the hold on? I know. I know this one was just out what, four months ago. First, I gotta wait for another fantastic four movie and now this.

I'm so sorry. What's your pitch on the third haunted mansion? More haunted? I guess keep on keeping on. Like, if it ain't broke, don't fix it. Whatever happened. The first one, I'm sure also happened in the second one. I worry it might be broke though.

Why? I don't know. I haven't seen either of them. Scott hasn't seen. Would you like to do a haunted mansion movie with me? Sure I would. Sure I would. All right.

That's definitely a cultural blind spot for you, right? Sure. One of those movies that blind spot for you, right? Sure. One of those movies that everybody has amazed you haven't seen. So mirrors, you're going to lead everyone to the other side of the world. Wow, I didn't say that. There's going to go the wrong way. Just be a mirror. That's a big mirror.

Wow. What are they going to turn around and go in the opposite direction? Now I want to do that though. Why not? Well, I mean, here's the thing. I need money. Really? What's going on, Brock?

Well, these mirrors are going to be really expensive. Oh, you know, the mirrors I'm going to need to put down there? Well, one, if it's really big. Yeah, of course, one one of it's really big. Yeah, of course one of it's really big. But it's hard to buy that big of a mirror. So I either have to buy, have made one humongous mirror, or have to buy a shit ton of little ones. Right.

You could buy him in bulk, I guess. I guess. And get sort of a discount, maybe 10% off. Yeah, but then it's like, do you want to add your logo? And it's like, it's so tempting, but you want to add your link. They always ask you if you buy stuff in bulk. Right, yeah. What is your logo, by the way?

Oh, it's a ship under, it's like, it's like a half circle, right? Right. Representing a ship. Right. And then under some wavy lines. Oh, it's that simple, really? It's that simple. It's a lot like the logo to X now.

The same thing. No, it's just simplicity, though, is what I mean. It's just X. Well, it's not like the Twitter symbol was that complicated. Yeah, well, outline of a bird. Yeah, really. So like a little realistic bird. I know you look at a bird.

You just kind of like do a silhouette of it. Boom. Every time. Yeah I know, you look at a bird, you just kind of like, do a silhouette of it, boom. You've done it every time. Yeah. Every time I look at a bird. So you got to buy a lot of outlay, a lot of cash outlay for all these mirrors. I need to raise money, but here's the thing. We're talking about a $20 billion payoff.

Okay. Okay, that's just for me and my men and then everybody gets to share the profits if they donate to my mirror fund. Oh, okay. This sounds good. Edgar. I don't know if you have a lot of spare cash on hand, but cheaper idea. Oh, a sign saying treasure with an arrow pointing in the opposite direction, like a U turn sign. Yeah. I like that a lot. They could watch cheaper cheap. And I won't need to raise as much money. It still do need money.

It's got to be a big enough sign that everyone can see it. It's got to be a big enough sign that everyone can see it. Yeah. Yeah. Maybe including people from space should be able to see it. Just in case there's a- But it's under the water? Oh, you want to make it under the water?

Really? Oh, because you're in your- What is it called? The bubble sphere or whatever you travel around in? What is it that you travel around in there? With the joystick controls and all that kind of stuff. I was not talking about that. Oh, that's right. A little bit of a bummer. Oh, that's right. Yeah. Yeah. I was worried you were on that, by the way. Were you really? Yeah. I wouldn't be caught dead on one of those things. by the way. Were you really? Yeah. I wouldn't be caught dead on one of those things. If the idea with the mirrors that you put the mirror in front of the sunken galley and so other explorers think that there's nothing there. Exactly. But if you're going to get

there at first to put up the mirror then why don't you just take it? Yeah, take it. The one you just dive down and take. I need time. If they, what if they catch me in the act? That's a good point. You never want to be caught in the act when you get interested. I'll probably be executed by the Bolivian government. Oh, this is it. That's what I would do if I were them. Yeah.

Okay, this is so okay. Well, I mean, how much do you need? How much are you raising? Okay. I just need... 19.5 billion dollars. Oh, no. 19.5 billion dollars. Oh, no.

That only leaves half a billion. What is that? 500 million? That sounds great. That actually doesn't sound bad. I'm willing to donate my residuals from thing one and two. What kind of money are we talking about here? Less than the amount you need. Well, of course.

I mean, I'm not expecting to have, yes. It would be amazing if I made that amount of money to play like an ape chauffeur. I would say, what an agent this guy is. Yeah. Usually the sad came through for me. Well, I mean, I'm willing to put up 500 bucks. Does that help?

No. Okay, then I won't. Why don't you come with me? I would love that. When are you going? When is this? I'm going to go tomorrow. Let me check my schedule.

There's nothing on the schedule. Let's go. Let's do this. Here's what you can do in case I can't raise $19.5 billion by tomorrow morning. Okay You could distract the divers from Bolivia So they don't know that I'm going after the treasure. Okay. How do you want me to distract them? Like like something you'd see in a movie where it's like You know, I'm dressed up like you're made. Yeah, I mean Halloween was just a few months ago

There have to be discarded mermaid costumes every month ago When do you celebrate Halloween? October 31st. Oh, you do it that late. Oh, okay, when do you celebrate? I'm usually like beginning of July and to June summer Hey, I'm a weird guy. You are a weird guy. We're friends though. Of course So I actually is Halloween is a four month holiday. Yeah, of course. Yeah, it seems like it sometimes everybody's with the cookie things that everyone's Aware and out there on Hollywood Boulevard. Holy weird. I call it. Oh my gosh So mermaid tail, coconut bra, great. The shell bra.

Okay, so you don't want the actual. Yeah. Yeah, coconut shavings as a bra. Is that what you pictured like a mound with no chocolate on it. Half the time. Are you a mound's guy or an almond joy guy? I'm neither. What?

You never feel like a nut? I never don't. Which one is the dark chocolate one? Neat. I don't know. Is almond joy guy nuts? They never mentioned dark chocolate in that song. I think they're both dark chocolate.

Or are they? Ah. You're not dark dark chocolate though. Just milk chocolate. The UK version is called bouncy. You like bouncy. Bounty of course. And they have a name that's stuck in that dark chocolate version.

Oh really? Oh, they don't sell those here. No, you would love bouncy. That's what you're off to. I'm always after bouncy. Also, that's the name of a ship. That must be sunk by now. Yeah, you must like booty too. I do I'm not gonna lie

Well, okay, I'll do it. Let's go out there. What time are you waiting? Wait, wait, wait, also lipstick Okay, also beautiful blonde wig. Okay, sure. Yeah, I can do all that and then can you sing a song from the little man? What I was gonna ask you know any siren songs? I could make the I can do an impression of a siren do it The Doppler effect just barely just under the wire Be in your own game. What time are you leaving? 5 30 AM.

Can we make it six? I mean, yeah, but you got to be like ready to go. I'm a lot like you got to be in the tail, the wig, the lipsticks. I just can't, I can't, I'll be ready if I just can't do 5 30. I'm like that, that actor has to take his morning dump. Who was that guy? Daniel Benotti or whatever. I feel like you're the only person who knows this.

What was his show that he was on? And I almost feel like this is something you imagined. No, no, look it up to you. I'll, during the break, I'll look this up. Yeah. We're going to be shown directed by EW Swatkama. I think it might have been. All right, we do need to take a break.

I don't care. All right, well, I do. When we come back, no, I mean, if it's something you need to do, great. It is something I need to do. We need to take a break. When we come back, we're gonna have a visual artist. We're also gonna have a henchman.

This is an exciting show, guys. Am I right? I'm probably gonna lower that blind so the sun isn't in your eyes anymore. I'm fine. You're all right, all right. And we're gonna look up everything that we need to look up. When we come back, we're gonna have more with Edgar Wright.

We're gonna have more Brock Love. It will be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll be right back with more comedyim takes off this Friday Netflix eight episodes. The whole gang is back. What does he take off? Like a Sarong or it's a stop.

It takes off dot dot dot and each episode he takes off a different thing. Yeah, it's like Strow poker. Yeah. They used to have a thing in British pubs where they would have a brand of peanuts where the peanuts would be on I don't know if the states and you buy the peanuts and there would be a naked layer underneath did they do that? No, I don't think so just a movie major league Your country What did they they were they were owner of the team the owner owner of the team that they played on?

They Hardboard cut out a good cutout. A cardboard cutout. And if they ever won games, they would take off a piece of clothing off of her. So they somehow got a nude cardboard cutout. Yeah. Put photographic clothes on it. That by the way, no one had ever seen

and they were so horny they wanted to see underneath. And then they put photographic clothes on it. And every game they would win, they would take off a piece of the clothing until she was naked. Right. Yeah, good movie and basically great movie Basically the show is it's a cardboard cut out of Scott Pilgrim and and every week you take a packet of peanuts off and eventually his naked Spoiler I ruined the ending. Oh The would like the lady be behind the bar and the packages of peanuts are on there

So it's not like individual peanuts. It's a packet of peanuts. Yeah. Okay. I think they're like KPP peanuts and that'd be like sort of you know a little picture of a lady in a bikini or a naked topless lady. Right. And you would buy the peanuts so you could eventually reveal the naked lady. I mean in theory, were you ever at a pub where the naked lady got revealed? I don't remember, but in theory you you could go. You don't remember. They were like, ring a bell or something shortly.

She's here. You could go in and just buy all the peanuts immediately. Yeah. Very expensive. I went to buy 20 packs of KP peanuts right now. Unambitious pervert with disposable income. Speaking of which, uh, uh, Daniel Benzali is the actor by the way, fired from the show Murder One, but taking dumps because he was an hour late every,

every day and his excuse was, I need to take my morning dump. It's a wish I say get up an hour earlier, bro. But Stephen Botchko fired him from that, wow, that was 1995 or coming up on the 30th anniversary of that wonderful firing. He's no longer with us. He's the late Daniel Bitzoll. Oh, no, but very intense actor. Have you ever seen him? It's this guy. Oh, right. Yeah. Intense because of the constipation. I think so. Most of his other shows they wouldn't let him take the dumps, but murder one. And then every time they would say action, he'd just be like such an easygoing like, hey, everyone, how's it going?

They're like, we didn't hire you for this. Rock love it is also here. Like, don't let me take the dumps then. We need to get to it. Hold on a second. You don't want to just, I'm very confused about it. He's easy going if he doesn't get to take a shit. He's easy going once he does get to. Right. He's an hour late.

So he's an hour late. So he's then they call action and he's a totally different actor. So he's fired because he's too relaxed. They don't mind him being an hour late. They want him to be intense. Yeah. They're like, you can be an hour late as long as you don't take that dump. Wow.

It all makes sense now. A devil's bargain. All right. We need to get to our next guest. They're a visual artist. This is exciting. I like art, right? Yeah, you do. You like a lot.

You like a lot, right? You know, like in various mediums, I like art. I like art. Yeah, what type of art do you like? Like, you know, painting of like a lady underpainter. I'm not underpainter. Do you have paintings down there and whatever vehicle you use under the sea? Oh, yeah, yeah, I decorated it real nice.

I put some paintings in there. Yeah, what do you decorate yourself with? Well, I like to have a lot of land art to remind me that's where it came from. Oh, yeah. So I'll have a painting of the ground. Right. Or like trees. Right, the desert maybe.

A house. Yeah, one house. One house. What about that? What's that painting with a guy with a pitch fork? Not the devil. American Gothic. American Gothic, that's right.

Yeah. Well, you're gonna leave the wife out of it? Well, she's not carrying something. It's cool pitchfork right I believe in real life there but The brother and sister is cool The pitchfork was rad I believe in real life. They're a mother and sister brother and sister brother and sister really yeah interesting. I see that Yeah, yeah, they look like each other. Yeah, she's a pitchfork though true Yeah, yeah, they look like each other. Yeah, she's a pit fork though. True!

We need to get to our next guest. They are an artist. They are a visual artist. Please welcome to the show for the first time quiet the mind. Bonjour, Scatec Almond! Oh, hello! Wow! Saver, how are you doing? Oh, you're a French person. Oh, man. a French person.

Oh, I don't know. Wow, I don't know. I don't know. Oh, I don't know. I don't know. I've been to Montreal, is that? Oh, it's got the gun. You need to go to Quebec City, it's beautiful.

Is it really beautiful? Oh, I hadn't seen it, but I have heard that it's a beautiful city. Okay. How are you, Sarin? Great, I'm great. Wonderful. Welcome to this is Edgar, this is Brock. Bonjour. Bonjour.

Monsieur correct, hello, soggy man. You are soggy today. I know, I'm sorry, I came right for work. Didn't have time to change. Quiet, is try to call you quiet, is that what you should be known as? Is that what is written down? Well, quiet the mind, I don't want to say quiet the mind all the time Or maybe I should this is my name quiet the man. It's a show name. Short name show name

I'm quiet the man because I'm quite the man Wonder And you you the art that you you are a mind, is it's not just your name right that's the Okay And does he sent a question oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh And now I box. Yeah, it's more like you're dancing a little bit. It was kind of locking and popping. Yes. Wash your ears, an example of the same memory for you. Oh, not not. Buzu? Wait, why did I say that?

No, no, no, no. I don't know what's happening right now. Up in the door, hello, welcome to my home. It is a small home, but the home under this. So that is sort of an example. Oh, look at me, looks like. Okay, so wait, you open the door and then we were, and then we walked into your home and then you showed us around.

And then I said, I didn't invite you in. I don't know if you're a vampire. Oh, so you don't invite anyone in in your mime? Well, you know, we just sort of double check. You said little pretend, right? So you sort of create a reality. So let's go again Knock-dock Who's that? Who's that?

And now see this was a trap because I was cutting my own bathroom in this scenario So I'm looking to try and get out so you Do we have the key or do we need to switch? Which is what I think in miming the conversational part is so important Oh, okay, yeah. Can I just listen to your pronunciation of we one more time? Why? Thank you. Wow, so how did you get into Miming?

I mean, did you just start one day or? Well, you know, I sort of attend on the television, so that the people doing, do you know, okay, in Montreal we have a same-sex code just for ha ha just for that and so for the use-berear okay okay so yeah so it's called just for last gigs they are very fun. Oh, I love just Relafge. I have seen just Relafge. Okay, very. I believe I was on a airplane in Thailand. I was a little boy in the hospital and I sort of been looking at the television.

And what I do see is a a a a capel and one of the people in the capel is going into a pertopathy and the entrance to pertopathy, I mean he is in a pertoparty. And so, enters the pertoparty, and when he is in the pertoparty, sort of a temporary structure comes to the entrance of the pertoparty. And so, when he exits the pertoparty, what does he see? A bird room for the people, like he is walking into a meeting when he is really just walking out of a pertoparty. And I said, that is the funniest thing I've ever seen in my life. So funny. Yeah, what does that say? And then the green monster

pulls the curtain away. Right. And then when do the next one? The next guy. And then it is the next guy. Oh, totally silent. And I said, you know, I think I would like to do this. I mean, that's not mine. That silent comedy.

But what does it have to do with mine? Well, I thought for me, I tried to do things in television medium. And I said, don't do that. Go ahead, don't do that. They said, don't do things in television medium and I said don't do that. Go ahead don't do that. They said don't do anything on television. Oh, and I think that was it. Now was that you saying yes or was that you crying when they told you not to do anything

on television? Oh, correct. And so I think for me it is something that this listen, you have a face for a paper bag. And so I. Oh, no. Yeah. And so personally, I. no. No, and so personally, I did you bring one with you, by the way? In me?

Yeah. I brought no bag. I'm sorry, I just wondered. Were we supposed to bring them? Well, she has a face for a paper bag. I just wondered if you have one. Okay, I can say that you can. No you are like sort of an ego, right? Well

So you know I say they spend time in the hospital Yeah, we're a little boy. Oh, yeah, and it was because my mother worked at the hospital And I was working out 20 and I see an ambulance and I go How fun and what bright colors and I start chasing I start chasing the ambulance and red and white Huh just incredible colors. I'll say the ambulance and red and white. Just incredible colors. Oh, they've written white. Red and white. Yeah, aren't ambulances.

Or maybe ghostbusters. I'm thinking the act of appeal. Yeah. Yeah. Yes. In in Montreal, they are a little different. And this is a little different. And it's a sort of a little bit moody. Yeah, yeah, yeah, what color are they on Montreal?

White and red. So it's a little bit different. One is more of an accent color, you know. So you're interested in this evidence and I fall. Smacking my face. So sorry, I didn't realize. And I got to just look at the scab on my nose. Do you see it? I yeah. I mean, from way back then. Way back then because I scratched every day. Since you're young, I wake up in the morning, I wish my hands I brought my door and then I scratch my nose. I'm so sorry. I didn't realize it was an accident. Caused it. I think if you were born that way, it's okay to call it out. It's why it's okay. It's one that's just interesting to me.

No, I make it a part of my personality and I say, okay, I can't be on television anymore. So what do I do? I become a prime. And I am so good at being a prime skater carman. Wow, okay. So where have you done my... Just now, right here. Okay.

Are you just a moment ago? Where else have I done? I guess we're going backwards. We're going backwards. Yeah, we here. Okay. Good. So you just a moment ago, where else have I done? I guess we're going backwards. We're going backwards. Yeah, we are going backwards. Starting here. Then I, where I was on an airplane to get here and I... You did mine on the airplane?

Well, yes, I pulled out my ticket and I handed it so quiet. Nobody even heard me. I don't think my main is just doing things quiet. But no, I'm going backwards. There's more And then okay, oh, you know the old Vixie terror in Chicago. I saw Hamilton there. I don't think that's my name No, it wasn't And then oh wait, you're just going backwards with every event that's ever happened You saw Hamilton yesterday

Hamilton yesterday. I had a layover. You saw Hamilton during your layover? Well, I said, I mean, I will be in Chicago, but the wants. What should I do? And so he said, go see Hamilton. The touring company of Hamilton. Oh, man. The most Chicago thing I can think of.

So I think they have their own cast. So you know, you have to go see. It's different than when you're in New York. Sure. So yeah, you know, it's, have I performed much, much more sure in the power codes at time? Oh, okay, so, but professionally, is this podcast the only place that you've ever performed? Well, I'll give you professionally a performance at power codes at times. Sure, do you get paid to do it in the park?

Sometimes. Okay, good. Well, then yes. I mean, is it busking though? Is that primarily what you're up to? I'm sure, yes, absolutely. And what I'll do is I'll mime pulling a little ice cream cone out of my ice cream cone holder. And I'll get a uni or a uni from someone and I will hand off the ice cream cone. And so that's sort of part of my practice. You hand off like the sort of pretend ice cream cone. Well, yes, I pretend that there is a physical ice cream cone in my hand. That you've pulled out of an ice cream cone holder. Why? And then I do physically pulling ice cream cone out of my ice cream cone holder. Okay.

So you have one my, one and one actual one? Well, it is mostly just an actual one. And sometimes I just miss because the freezer freezes my hand so cold I can't feel if they're all right. Can I interject? It seems to me like you're just selling ice cream in the park. Is that what you're saying? Well, that's what my dad says.

Wait, you're not the guy from the Chicago. So Saturday in the park, a man selling ice cream, a man selling ice cream. I'm the guy from some musical Someday in the park with you. Oh, just, just you're here. What? Do you sing any Italian song? Oh, I do. You're sure you're not the guy from the Chicago song?

I don't sing so. I don't know the reference. We're not saying one of the songs from the Chicago production of Hamilton. All right. Okay. So, am I somebody that sings a song from Chicago? No, I'm so quiet. I'm a maim.

I don't sing anything. I do. It sounds to me like you're an ice cream salesperson, primarily, which is not bad. I mean, everyone needs to start somewhere, but I mean, it doesn't even sound like you're miming in the park. You're just pulling out ice cream and giving them, getting tunis from it and... Wait, sure. I was part of my day job, but I do lots of professional miming outside of the park. You're just pulling out ice cream and giving them getting tunis from it. Which sure, I was proud to have my day job, but I do lots of processing on my

being outside of the ants. Okay, like what? Do you know open mic nights? Sure, I've performed it a few in my day. So I pay $100 every night, unless I can bring two friends and then they sit in the front row and then I get to do my act. So this is a paid-a-place situation. This is not open-mic. It sounds like. Well, it's an open-mic in the sense that, yes, I am paying to be a part of it. And the place is open while you're performing.

Well, I'm doing it correct. And there is a mic. And there is a microphone sometimes. Sometimes the venues are so small. Do you need the mic too small for a microphone? I can't even get one in. Tiny, tiny venues. So what was your question? Do you need a microphone though because you're a mime? Yes, I'm being so quiet. Watch. You want to see me do some of my act? Yeah, I would love to.

Okay. This is a rope. Do you see? Yeah. And I'm pulling the rope. You're just pulling on the mic cord right now. I don't know what you want. He's. I think the part is that he's also saying what he's doing. Yeah, yeah, I mean, Mimes are usually so quiet and it is apparent what they're doing when they're doing it. And we're like, oh my God, I can't believe the thing that they're actually doing is not actually in the hands. How many Mimes do you not get? It's a good point.

Probably only zero. Mm-hmm. Sure. And so what I would say to you said is once this is a, how do you say an audio medium, right? Yes, I'm just want to make sure that your audience knows that I'm doing it so well. So I, you know, maybe I go, you know, like, oh, I'm hurting a cup and my hand is grasping it so you're actually holding a cup. But I'm saying it's an, but I'm holding a cup and my hand is grasping it so you're actually holding a cup But I'm saying it's an but I'm letting them know because it's an idea I mean my my miss is like you know like this is me holding a cup right you can tell that there's a cup They're supposed to be a cup whoa

And then I put it up to my lips and I go and then I like getting And then I like getting with it. White my lips like oh yeah, wow. That's pretty good. That's great. Okay, but it's much easier. Okay, I hear I am a ministerial and I'm miming clapping my hands. You're literally clapping right now.

Scott, I didn't know what you want from me. What I want is traditional. I mean, maybe you're doing a new kind of mime where you're not actually miming things, but I am I mean very well By my standards of mine by your standards But by anyone else's standards. This is bad mine But by anyone else's standards. I mean to me Edgar Why is like close captioning mime. It's it's for everybody, right? I guess so

Mr Right look at these okay here we go. That's it. It's close captioning mimics. It's for everybody, right? I guess so. Don't come, Mr. Right. Look at these. Okay, here we go. That's it. It's close captioning for my mind. I guess. There's not against disabled people. No, Brock. Eat the accessibility.

Okay, sure. Yeah, it's for, it's, it's miming for everyone on a podcast. No, it's my issue right now. As you see, my arms are buzzing casts. Yeah, what happened? Are you able to scratch this cab on your nose with this? No, it's been tough. I've been doing this.

That's going to heal because of the bar. Because of the bar. So here's what I'm saying is I have the main big show my career coming up. Oh wow. Yes. It's going to be. It is a miming show.

I got on the showcase. I got on the showcase. You got on the showcase. I got on the showcase. Is it you, Peria? The jeepo here showcase. Wow. I got on the showcase. It's just for left Vancouver.

Do you think Vincent will be there? Vincent? The monster. Vincent the monster. Oh, the little green monster. I love it. He won't be there in person because it is in Vancouver, which is sort of an offshoot of the main just for laughs. So he probably won't be there in person,

but he will have, gosh, I've some sort of video element. Maybe one of his helpers will be there. Yeah. I love it when the mascot is as funny as the performers. Yeah. They're to me watching just for laughs, gags. There's no difference between how funny the gags are

and how funny Vincent is. Get to it. I didn't know his name is Vincent. Oh, yeah Of course it is We sent a little green monster. Yeah, where are we gonna ask? Yeah, you say sometimes it's funny when the mascots are funny than the people are we sort of like your little mascots In a way, yeah, I mean you're funnier than me So yeah, I guess so yeah,'re kind of like my mascots.

Oh my god, you admit it. You're like the minions of, and I'm grew. Wow. grew as funny in his own right, but he's kind of cranky. He's my favorite mime. You like grew? Who is my favorite mime? I don't know that he's a mime.

I mean, he's carrying suitcases and all. He's French. He is French. Yeah, that's a good point. He's so tough, he does things suitcases and lots of things. He's French. He is French, yeah, that's a good point. He's sort of, he doesn't even, primarily what, crew is known for. I've seen the movies,

that what he does. I, look, I dare you, please send me pictures of group carrying a suitcase. I know he has to at least in one movie. No, he does some action in the miming sort of the, the two girls in the movie when we've been running around and he's sort of wave his arms to and fro. It's very, very amusing. Yeah. So, so you have this big show coming up. Why? How are you preparing?

Well, you know, it's kind of hard because, but in my arms as you can see, in these, these cats right now, and it is sort of with miming, moving your hands back and forth, it's very impertinent. So I've been preparing a lot mentally in order to do such things, so I do exercises. You have to do it physically though. I mean, that's fine. It's hard. I look, people aren't gonna be looking at your accent.

Well, it's hard. And you know, he or she can't do it. We show I've come this episode around. I've hired you. What did you say? I can't. I can be busy with you. Work around. Oh, I see. I'm just that French. I have high education. What did you say? I can be super around. A worker round.

I have this that French. Oh, you're right. Wow. Glad to see you, Mr. Ryan. You've taken the channel once or twice in your day. Yeah, I have. I thought you said something about wet ground and I started to get excited.

So I held an session. And it had a session. I had an assistant and I didn't have an assistant. Wait, and so I, I, I, it was those people who I, I sort of, so what I do is I sit in the chair and secure a tall chair so I can see everything's

that's happening on stage. It's a sort of like Dave Grohl or, or Axel Rose when they broke their legs. Sure. They would just sit in the chair the entire performance. Do they make some kind of back? So yes, they have to, they use the same chair. It is so nice in the chair the entire performance. Do they make some kind of back? So yes. They have to use the same chair.

It is so nice to know that it has a performance or two instances because for me it is the same, right? I sit there and I hire somebody, his name is David and I go, we are creating a books and then David was sort of with his hands, make a little box. So that's sort of like a part of the performance and then I say, oh, we are, we are knocking and going in the door and it's a two bedroom apartment and it's for sale. So it's clean, but it's not normally this clean and David is sort of to the actions, you know?

Okay, yeah, I mean, yeah, it's good to have an assistant if you can't physically do the work. I got a little bit lost. Was everything you said happens on stage? Oh, yeah. You're not taking the audience to another location. I got a little bit lost. Was everything you said happens on stage? Why? You're not taking the audience to another location. No, no, no, no, no, it's sort of, so my mom is very special in the rebuild day set. Oh, you have a set.

Why? None of this sounds like traditional mime to me, but it sounds very entertaining. As you sort of admitted before, you have not seen much mime. So this is sort of like, this is pretty standard for you. You asked me if I knew my type of mind personally. Oh, I apologize. How much mind have you seen? I've seen my share, which is maybe one mime in my life. My cell, my cell. Yeah, he was great. He was a moment, Sean. Sure. Two of the best. Okay, wonderful. And another in quite some mime. Me. So it's you know, there's three very different

Mums doing very different things. Mumbling or is French like that? Okay. I want to hear the way you say no. No. Are you saying no? Are you telling me or? No, I can't not. Oh, I see. Okay, right. So Scott earlier, you asked where I got into my man really dinner. They are just a show. I would not have thought that about you. You're so gregarious. I come to the room and it goes all those that say create little person. And so I just sort of said, okay, well, I'm shy. I'm quiet. What can I do? And so I said, okay, I look up. Jobs for sure create little boys. And you have not stopped talking to the dude got here. Ha ha ha ha.

Once again, Scott, this is a stage show. I'll be very quiet, very good at my job. And this is not your medium. So I mean, people don't know what's happening. I see. So when people see you on stage, aside from the fact that you're telling everyone, every single thing that you're doing, you're very quiet.

We're not telling David every single thing that we're doing, that we're he knows what to do, but me. But he is so quiet. He's very quiet. We're not telling David every single thing that we're doing that way he knows what to do But he is so quiet All right, well, that sounds great. Where can people see this show? I'm at midnight at the midnight slot at midnight Do you know the pizza? Let's make it a little earlier. I go to bed around 10 It's so hard because of the day if it's really is a little earlier, I got a bet around 10. It's so hard because of the day

for the festival is really, who you know. I don't know what you just say. It's hard because the end of the day, it's who you know. It's who you know. And for me, it is who do I know? No, I know you. So that might be nice. Maybe you could give me an earlier slut

or the JFL and Vancouver. Give them a slot. I'll try to give you a slot earlier. Oh, it's like you just get to come on. Yes, I do. You have to learn a second language, go. I do. I need to learn bad French, I guess.

Look who the American has failed you. I don't know what that was either, but look, we're running out of time here on your segment. I'm so sorry. Mine? Yes, yours. Can you believe it? Yeah. So sorry. Did you think there was more?

This is about as long as seconds run on this shit. I can't get so quiet and so shy and I'm just opening up to you. You're like, okay, time to go. No, I'm sorry. That's the way things go on these shows. We need, you know, okay. Yeah, we don't have unlimited time, unfortunately. But we need to take a break. It was just we did it.

Okay, all right. We need to take a break. When we come back, we're gonna have a henchman. This is very exciting. We're gonna come back. We're gonna have more with Edgar Wright. We're gonna have more Brock Love it. More quiet the mime will be right back

with more comedy bang bang after this. Comedy bang bang, we're back.rardis here, director extraordinaire. Do you call yourself a director extraordinaire by the way? Yeah, absolutely. Why not? How many movies do you have to make before you're like, I think I'm a director extraordinaire? Two. Yeah.

I need to make one more, right? Yes. Yes. What's your favorite movie you've ever made? Or watched? That would be interesting if you said what I know. What's your favorite movie you've ever made or watched? That'd be interesting. Uh, if you said what he wants was the same. Yeah, I sound like a real coffee bastard.

I can't pick from my own maybe. Why not? There's got to be one that's good. I mean, one that, you're favorite, right? Yeah. I don't know. I can't. You have a favorite treasure that you've ever not found.

I have a favorite treasure I've ever not found. The cordial. But all your movies are so good. Some night and so. It's the end of the world, Charlie Brown. Yeah. What's the one? The death of Sean.

Keep the customer satisfied. Keep the customer satisfied. The hotness of the customer satisfied. Keep the customer satisfied. The hotness of the fuzz. They're all, we get all the. Maybe drives around a bit. No, that, come on, man. Jared Fugel vested the world. Oh, yeah, versus Sam Fri.

We also have quiet the mind who has not shut up the entire break you've been talking. Well, in Shushin, it's been the other things. I was so the entire break you've been talking. Well, you see, you know, it's been the things I was so quiet for so long during the interview. So I wanted to sort of get some things off my chest. That's a little bit lean. I mean, to be fair, like a mind that they're not didn't take a vow of silence. That's true. Yeah. Yeah. That's a good point. Just not a promise of quietness. Yeah. No, that is true. It would be interesting if there ever was a monk who was a mime. You would think?

Would it? I think so. It's kind of a man. It's like a very devout mime. Would you want to see that? I guess. But just every doing the religious mimeing. Oh, no.

If you were doing a vow of silence and one of the monks was a mime He would be such a crack. Oh my god. You love having a lot of spirit. You would love having him around you Trying to break the other guy. Yes, because you can't laugh. Yeah, just mimeing nailing Jesus to the cross You can't make any noise if you're a monk and you make a vow of silence. You can make any noise No, if you hit your thumb with a hammer man, you can't go you can't curse really first of all your month I'm not supposed to can you make noise the other end, you know what I mean? When you hit you thumb with a hammer, can you fart when you hit your thumb with the hammer? If you're a mind like can you train for a month to do?

I guess I don't know. Well look guys, we need to get to our final guest on the show. It is of course C block and they are a henchman. This is very, very exciting. Please welcome Marcus Green. Yeah, Scott, I need your help. I need your help. I mean, I'm in serious, serious trouble here, Scott. I don't know whether I can help you, but let me know what you need,

and I'll see if I can accommodate you. Okay, well, I'm originally, I live in New York City and I serve various supervillains throughout the city. You're Dr. Octopus, you're Mr. Negative, you're Mysterio, you're, any sort of, you know, Spider-Man's enemies, green obel-

Do you have superpowers yourself? I do not, I'm just, but a normal man. Oh, you're but a normal man. I'm just but a normal man. Oh, okay. And I just, I just, do you have athleticpowers yourself? I do not, I'm just, but a normal man. Oh, you're but a normal man. I'm just but a normal man. Oh, okay. And I just, I just took a athletic abilities at all. I mean, I can stack boxes to and fro and I can sort of unload.

It's good for a stack box and shoot. And I can unload, I can unload trucks. That's kind of what you're in there. Is that mainly what it is? It's a lot of physical unloading trucks. A lot of unloading and unloading, a lot of standing in alleys sort of just shooting the shit with the other henchmen, you know, you know, you sure you don't work for a moving company.

It seems like that because we're often moving a lot of things, you know, whether it's, you know, arms and, and, you know, especially for doc, right? Well, there's specifically aided them as, as I recall. But I just, Spider-Man. What? Oh, Spider-Man. What's going on? Are you okay? I'm trying to, I'm trying to unionize the other henchmen into also joining a class action lawsuit with me because Spider-Man has finally gone too far. No, not Spider-Man, what did he do? His whole thing, you know, he won't kill anybody. Yeah. I wish he would.

I wish he would because he put me in quite a medical predicament. And now I'm in a financial hole right now. Oh no, wait, so you wish he had killed you? I wish he had killed me because I was simply unloading a truck. Okay. Just minding my own business. Yeah, I work for a super villain, all right? You're unloading stolen goods.

I'm like, I'm, yeah, sure. Stolen goods. Yeah, that's not in my business. I'm just taking the paycheck, all right? I just go where the money is. Okay. Do you work for all the different super villains or just one? Uh, right now I primarily work for Scorpion,

but I've worked for a lot of them. Yeah, I've worked for... He's got that big tail. Why does he unload the truck himself? Just wrapping around a box. That's not how the tail works. Oh, really? That's not how anyone's tail works.

And you know that. Does he have a parents company that they sort of have a parent company? You know, you act too seriously like, oh, that you were going to work for Scorpion in court. Like a temp company on the one hand. I have on occasion gone to different supervillains yet Scorpion's been like you know uh uh you know mr. negative need some help uh yeah what mr. negative do he just sounds unpleasant no he's not like it's not he's not named after his disposition he's sort of like a black and white uh he's a negative uh version of

uh human being yes exactly what that yeah he's a real and he has sort of like powers where he can like get into your mind. With negative thoughts? Well, I mean, he kind of they tend to be negative. I would have he got into your mind. Because like you're wishing that Spider-Man had killed you. Well, I wish he would at least not go as far as he did. He like twisted my head all the way around my body.

It was so painful. He wrote that's too far. That sounds like he was trying to kill you. He, it seems like it, right was so painful. He wrote it. That's too far. That sounds like he was trying to kill you. He, he, he, it seems like it, right? But he's not doing it. He's going just as far enough so he can say his cute little rule that he doesn't ever kill anybody.

But he might as well just be doing it. Did he make a funny quip when he was twisting your head? Yeah. Yeah. He sure did. He said, Oh, you're not gonna believe what he said. Tell us. I mean, we want him. He's going to, you're not going to believe what he said. Tell us. I mean, we want to go and you believe it if I told you I may or may not believe it. But I definitely want to hear it. He said, hey, I'm over here because I was actually looking the other way.

So wait, you were looking the other way and he just twisted your head. Well, my head was the other way. He said it after he did the head twist. And so he was like, oh, he's like, look at me when I talk to you. Yeah, that's the guy who did it. Yeah, interesting. Wow. What's the second?

I have a question. You can hear his speech bubbles, but can you hear his think bubbles as well? I can't hear his think bubbles. No, but I see I can see the bubbles. It's a good question. It's a very good question. I can hear what he's saying when he's speaking in the speak bubbles, but when he's thinking in the think bubbles, I cannot hear that because I do have a super bad.

You have no idea what Spider-Man's thinking. If I only knew, if I only knew what was going on in that head of his, rolling around in that noggin. It's old webhead. Yeah. Well, I wouldn't go that far. You're at least polite. I'm just a henchman.

I'm just going where the money is. I'm trying to get beat up by Spider-Man for unloading a box. I just have a fashion question as well. Please. I love the Batman villains have like the henchman for the Batman villains, Joker, Penguin, Ridler, Pink Top. Yeah, they make him dress up.

We also dress similar. Well, the Batman, Batman, Batman, is Batman even exist for you? No, I've worked in Gotham City and I've been on many occasions on the receiving end of a foot on my throat after I've said, it's the freaking back. Buh. So what's your fashion question?

My question is the Batman villain henchman, 10 to S, dry pee tops. And I always thought, what do you wear? I just kind of wear normal clothes. I'm not wearing a whole load. But if you were to show up to a heist, you know, and you're like peacocking, you know, like you're wearing like edhardy.

If I'm like serving a look. Exactly. They would seem out of place, wouldn't it? They would seem if I was, yeah, I would have to sort of match the other henchmen. I'm sort of, sometimes I'll be wearing like a big jacket or like a, you know, it, what did they call them now?

An A shirt? Yeah, I guess so. Show off my muscles. Yeah, but they need to call it A shirts now. Yeah, not T shirts. What? Or no, we used to call them. They had sort of a pejorative.

Yeah, exactly. But they've had several pejorative. But now they're called A shirts? I think they're called A shirts. Because they look like the capital letter A? Because they have no, it's sort of, I can't even get into it. It's not what I'm here to talk about. You're not here to talk about this?

This is the most interesting thing. You said the last thing that I care about right now is the A-shirt and the etymology band. When we talk, do you see speech bubbles? I'm seeing speech bubbles right now. But I think it could be a negative side of it. I could have a TBI from Spider-Man. What's a TBI?

A traumatic brain injury. Oh. I'm curious, you know what, I'm sure I'm a Christian, are you reading what we are saying? I can't understand you at all because your speech was in French. Oh no.

Oh, you need to look at the little asterisk. And down below it says, say that again, say that again. Say that for the French. Are you reading what we are saying? Are you kidding what we are saying? I'm curing it, but I am reading it too. I'm doing both.

Are you planning to sue Spider-Man? I'd like to get him in court. I'd love to see him in court. If so, would you like us to reveal his secret identity to you? Ooh. You know that. We all know it. We all know it.

We all know it. We all know it. I can guess I know his secret identity. Yeah. By the way, it's gonna blow your mind. Yeah. I mean, will it? Unless it's a guy, I know, I don't know if I'll care that much.

It's just a guy. If we gave you the initials pp, what would you think his name was? Hmm. Paul the Poundstone. Not far off. I gotta say. Listen, I guess technically we don't know what they mentioned. He's in, so it could be MMM.

Well, on your slow down and let's French look down on the bottom. Okay The initials could be mm depending on the mention urine. Oh, yes, that is why that means nothing to me because I don't know the identity of Spider-Man What kind of what color costume does he have is it mainly red? Right now it's red, but you know what? It's there's also been blue in there as well, but there could be a good to your point There's a peep any spider man. This is pp. I think it gets the game with pp. Pizza Prince of Pog Donovan. Peter Prince of Potter. Peter Pog Donovan. Yeah. Peace and peace and peace. No, we know who this guy is because he revealed his identity. He did.

He did. He did. He did. He did. He did. He did. He did. He did.

He did. He did. He did. He did. He did. He did. He did. He time. I might have missed that. That might have been my stint in Gotham because I was just trying to get away.

Because you know, you don't really think about the web, like how the web feels on the human body. How's it feel? It inches and it stinks. Oh no, it stinks. It's really like what? Like rotten eggs. I mean, I can't really place it,

but it has a stink. Sewage kind of thing. So if you go to some of you got a piece of paper, we don't need to reveal it on the air, but I could write it down and give it to you right now. a, think- sewage kind of thing. So if you go, somebody got a piece of paper, we don't need to reveal it on the app, I could write it down and give it to you right now. Okay, that's huge actually. And actually do it, yeah. So he's called Mr. Negative

just because of the way he dresses. No, no, no, no, he turns into, he turns in, like, he has a, a human colored skin and then it turns dark and his, what's human colored skin? His white suit turns dark or vice versa, I'm not quite sure. This sucks. I don't know, did you get it there?

You got the piece of paper? I had to say, it just handed me something. Mr. Wright, excellent mimeing. Oh, thank you. He actually wrote, okay, anyway. But you're looking at it right now? I'm looking at this and... I don't even know who this is.

It's just a man. It's just a man. Yeah, I mean, he's just a man like you or I? I mean, as a scientist, it's not actually a spider. Well, I'm a man. He's not like, if Brad Pitt was Spider-Man, that would be crazy because I know who that is. Do you mean Brad Pitt?

Ha ha ha ha ha ha. I mean Brad Pitt. Yeah. Wait, so hold on, just, I want Brad Pitt. I mean Brad Pitt. Yeah. Wait, so hard on just, I'm on the question. My question is, you live in a world where, you know, they're super here, but you do know Brad Pitt in your world. Brad Pitt's one of the greatest movie stars of our time. Of course, I know who Brad Pitt is. Okay.

You know who both Jay Jonah Jameson and Mary White are? Yes. Yeah. Oh, yes. They covered the news and I listened to everything they got to say. Okay. So, so Jay Jonah Jameson, you're a bit of a news, Joaquin. In addition to being an instrument.

There's not a lot to do out in the alleyways when you kind of just stand in there. You got to talk about something. Do you pay attention to the MSM though or alternative sources? I mean, I'm on all of it. Oh, and I'm just checking it all out. Newsmax. Yeah. I gotta see, I just gotta see what everybody's talking about

so I can make my own opinion. Well, what is it surprising to learn that this guy, I don't know why we wrote down the name. We don't wanna say it on Mike, is that, I guess, I mean, does the name Peter Parker mean anything to anybody? I can, I, he, I guess I could take this information back to my bosses.

I would think a news junkie like yourself would know exactly who he is. Yeah, are you reading the, the photo credits? I could care less about credit. What? Yeah. What? You really are.

You make the news that you read. It's not the news, sweetie. If you walk out of the credits when movies play? I cover my eyes. I don't even look at the video. Oh, so you stay there, but you cover your eyes. I love the songs. Well, that's you too, and there was a scene at the beginning

in the credits of Rolling. I always show up late. I don't like to see the first few minutes of the movie. I like to guess what's going on. I like to guess what's going on. No, I'm always late. Oh, super heroes have a literative name, right? Read Richards, Peter Parker, Bruce Banner, Clark Kent.

I know a lot of people here is right now that he's a British. Well, read Richards is sort of himself. Everybody knows read Richards is a, is a, yeah, they never wore masterships. Yeah, everybody with an a literative name is a superhero. Hmm, I guess that's, that's a good place to start. I can, I can take this information back, but this isn't really helped me solve my problem.

You want to sue a spider-man for not murdering you? For not murdering me or basically miming me nearly to death. Do you think there will be many people that are still upset that they were not murdered? Enough to have a classic story. Yeah, a classic. Yeah, I'm telling you, these hospitals are pretty full of people that have been just got their shit wrecked by Spider-Man. It seems they did a shit wrecked. Shit wrecked.

You got excited, bro. I did. Hey, what about the fact that you guys are all criminals? Do you think that will hurt your case? It's not going to help. I'll tell you that. In the eyes of the law, I'm public enemy number one. And I understand that I have an uphill battle going into court. But I think that the way that spider man is sort of misusing his spider powers is enough to I think get maybe the jury on my side. You think he's using his spider powers to do this? Or he's just doing it with his hands?

I think he's using his spiders. Well, he's got spider strength. Because yeah, I don't think I can very strong. I think I could take a regular man. It's proportional. He's not using it. He's not using regular man strength. I've never read that in my ass. Yeah, it's proportional. He's not using regular man's strength. I've never had that in my ass.

Yeah, it's proportional. I've never seen that, Nitty. He was on a class field trip. What? Yeah, I got to my radio office. Oh, yeah, did you know part of this? He, I mean, I guess, I mean, I, I, I, I, I, I don't know how Spider-Man became Spider-Man.

I just know one day I was sitting at my job and the next day I was not. Yeah. No, it all had to do with a class field trip and yeah. You know, I'm sorry. He works for Jay Jonah Jameson. That's why we were bringing him. I mean, I guess I'll go straight,

I'll take a straight to the Jay Jay. That's what you do now, right? You go to somebody's boss and try to get them canceled. Hey, you got a good money for that. Okay, okay, this is actually, this actually might help me in more ways than I could have thought. It might solve my problem completely.

But yeah, we gave you his secret identity. Yeah, Edgar, thank you so much. Not really, not really done at all, but a a doner. Not really done at all. Several timelines Peter is a teenage girl, correct? Yeah, hang on, I'm getting my ass and it's me by a fucking kid. Yeah, I'm like 16 years old maybe.

Might be a little difficult to get you to count. He's got to do math, Justin, shit, and he's got a a fucking kid. Yeah, I was like 16 years old, maybe. Might be a little difficult to get you cats. He's got to do math, Justin, shit, and he's got to go around. I would go and work my ass. Yeah, yeah. He has like crushes. You know what I mean? I'm 45 years old.

Yeah. Yeah, he's constantly beat up by the BMOC. Big man on campus. I have another question. How do you get from Gotham to Chicago to Metropolis to New York? It's a series of trains. You got to get on the record. The record's kind of thing. Next looks like a bunch. It's just normal trains. It's not, unfortunately, it's not that interesting. It's just you get on one train and you

sort of stay on that train for a while and then you got to get off that train, get on another one. Oh, this makes sense. You pulled it Delaware, next stop, Metropolis. Yeah, so you've been, you get it. Yeah. Yeah. Well, I don't know, I think, I mean, it seems weird that he's twisted your head around.

I've never read any comic books. He's getting a little too big for his bridges, I think. You think he has too big of an ego? I think he's getting a little comfy. I think he's like, oh, I can't kill anybody, so I won't do it. But I'm gonna ruin this guy's day. I'm gonna break both his arms and legs and leave him here.

I mean, that suit does look comfy. It's like a onesie. He's wearing pajamas and he's beating me up. Everything at every detail, I hear about the size of his head. 16 year old wear. He's wearing pajamas, beating the shit out of you and twisting your head around.

Turned around and said, here's your ass and you can't, has hand out. I feel like it would be more embarrassing for you to reveal his identity and try to sue him. I think I gotta keep you laughing stuff. Yeah, I didn't think I can't, I can't do anything about it. So, but I can't stop being a henchman.

It pays to, Why don't you just be a moving guy? I'm moving. How much are you making as a henchman? $30 an hour. Just be a moving guy. I'm moving. How much are you making as a henchman? Oh, $30 an hour. Just be a moving guy. Sometimes in pizza. Pizza in beer?

Yeah, pizza in beer. Just to help your friends move. Yeah. Do you have a truck? I mean, sometimes I have to use my own truck, but then he's throwing guys into the truck and denting my truck. This guy's ruining my livelihood.

You should not be doing this. Just be a moving guy. I mean, yeah. Oh, stop being a henchman, I've heard it before. But from whom? My wife. Oh, you're married. Does she like your head twisted around like that?

She said, you can't hear me as much. So she likes that a lot. Oh, I imagine. It's hard to 69 with it. I imagine. Is it out to 69? It's like a 19. It's sort of more of a 19.

It's really tough. And all the only way we know how is to 69. It's the only, yeah. It's, he disguises. Really just education. If the first time you have sex is 69, that's all you can do from then on. I haven't even tried another one. And how can I even?

It's just the best It's my favorite no kids. I take it no none No children why when we make you assume that well, you've only 69 in your life and now 19. Yeah, oh, I Did have a vasectomy We did we have no idea You said that like we had challenged you. I've had a second. Don't worry about it.

There's no, there's no. We don't care. We don't care. I got don't worry guys. I'm sorry. Okay. We don't care at all. Although I may start asking.

Doc, I'm right off the bat. Doc, Doc, Doc. No, Doc. No, Doc. Yeah. Yeah. Who would be worse? Doc, I'll get the best. Who would be worse? Doc, I'll get the best. Doc, I'll No, it's your best. It's called. Yeah, with one of his metal claws. Geez. Who would be worse?

Doc, or Edward Sizzarhands, giving him a sec to me. Edward Sizzarhands might take off a little more off the top if you know what I mean. I do know what you mean. Have you ever henchman for him? I did henchman for Edward Sizzarhands. It was a time when he needed to hang. Wait, wait, wait.

It was sort of after the events of the film, because then you... He became a supervillain after with? Yeah. He went a little bad, because obviously everybody was being really mean to him. Can I can I see? I feel like Edward Siserhands actually would do a good job with the circumcision because he was very good with those scissors. Yeah, that's true. He did the sculptures, the the Tokyo air ear cuts.

Yeah, yeah. All I can do is apologize. I sculpture. I can't I cannot speak to his ability doing this act to me But I have seen his work behind the hands That's a feeling I think I that's what I was a little worried about I know it's still my argument stands As if it didn't what's he up to?

What did he do? Did you say Edward says his hands? No, you need to be in it. Now we know he's sort of his best friend. We didn't know what he does. But he do his opinion. You know, the guy is like, oh, I'm going to take over the CT. And then everybody is like, oh, these are this climbing up the tower or whatever.

He's been trimming everybody's bushes in a rude way. He's been making them spell out fucks. He's out. He'd be fuck. He's not my question. Hello. He'd be a good addition to the spider. That's what says the hands, I think. He would be easily he wouldn't be easily thwarted actually because I'm sure those scissors can cut through the web.

Yes, pretty sure. Yeah, the one super villain who could forks spider. And the IP guy was for scissors Tim. But what studio? It's gotta be a studio, right? Touchstone probably. Is that a Warner Brothers? Touchstone.

Touchstone. I better say Warner Brothers. Yeah, maybe he fights that man instead. Snips off his cape. Yeah, could you look that up? Yeah. He was the Steve. I was the Bridget Cross time.

For Bridget Cross time. Oh, I thought you, uh, Bridget Jones's diary. Bridget Cross time meets Bridget Jones. Bridget Jones across time. Whoever wins we lose. She's gonna accidentally marry Jack the Ripper. Well, look, I forget your name and unfortunately that piece of paper that we wrote down Peter Parker as always. Mark is green. Of course. Mark is green. Of course.. I'm just, but you know, you could just, I mean, everybody calls me henchman number three. Oh, I, oh, okay. Really?

Who are one and two? One and two. It's this other guy, I know Tony and this other guy named Philip. Good names. They're good guys. They're good guys. I wish they were funny, your names. They're just normal names.

They're just good. Yeah, they're just normal guys. That's the thing. Yeah, I mean, now after having met you, you're a normal, normal guy. I mean, I funny your names. They're just normal names. They're just good. They're just normal guys. This is the thing. Yeah, I mean, after having met you, you're a normal, normal guy. I mean, your head is turned in the wrong direction. I've been looking at your ass this whole time, but hey, my ass is down here.

Sorry, sorry. If I messaged you, I just want a little for you. I really think this is a workman's company, and maybe something you should take up with your boss. Do you think I should take this up with Scorpion? Yeah. You got hurt on the job.

You got hurt on the job. I'm a great player, I see. Yeah. I guess I could unionize the guys that probably will be a little easier and go after Scorpion himself instead of the BMOC, big man on campus Spider-Man. Yeah. Scorpion a guy in a costume with his face sticking out.

Yeah, it's a guy in a costume. But the costume is melded to him. It is melded to him and he does have a poison tail. But at least there's actually a lesion. Yeah, he's a lesion. And there's a crocodile? I don't think there's a crocodile. No.

Yeah, let's kill a croc from Gotham and there's a lesion. And she is a costume. No, he's a crocodile man. He's a reptiles. What about the rhino? Is he a guy with a face peeking out? Yeah, he's a he's a pocket down. A repiles are what about the rhino? Is he a guy with a face peeking out? Yeah, he's a guy in costume. Yeah, well, he can get me to melded to him. I think it is actually. Yeah, the hell. So if you're a repile, you want the ripped out, but if you're not

a rep that it's a costume. It's cost to put it as melded to the diamond. And it's a diamond right now. The gentleman's villain. All right, look, a Marcus Green, great name. Great, hey, thanks so much. I can't, it's, I want to have you in C block. Oh, you didn't get, your parents' office came up with it. Yeah, well, we're running out of time. Does that surprise you?

I'm shocked as ever, because I can't see my watch. But we only have time for one final feature here on the show, and that is, of course, a little something called plugs. Like a plug that drags me, the stivel will self-reveren what you've read, and what you've drawn. But that's only for the one that will never close in Talk about the content that you're showing Say it's by your season to come, doesn't let it go

When the bug bag opens up Oh no Oh no Beautiful was actually feel it mate. That was hot sweet meat treats LLC So close by meatwood flack Thanks so much to meatwood flack and what what do we plug in? Ed, you're obviously Scott Pilgrim takes off this Friday. Scott Pilgrim takes off some packets of peanuts. So we'll build his bikini underneath. Oh my gosh. November 17th Netflix, all eight episodes. All eight episodes. And will there be eight more after that and then eight more after that?

Or is this like a close thing? It's a miracle that this happened and we'll see. Yeah. I, a big fan of the movie, so cannot wait for this and big fan of the, are they, were they comics? I mean, they were smaller than comics to you or books. They were comics books. Yeah. I enjoyed all of that, so I cannot wait for the show.

And what's going on with, I don't know, whatever movie you're doing next. One night in Bangkok. Oh, yes. Yes. Sing three. Sing three. THRE. I have to visualize that. Sorry. Yeah. Okay. And Brocklobb. What are you plugging here? Amen. Charleston, South Carolina.

This fried, this, yeah, fried of the 17th. The 17th. Music farm. You're just saying things now. What, tie it all together. I'm about to. 7 PM and 9 PM. These are just random things you're saying.

You gotta wait for it. I'm building up. I'm doing it dramatically. Okay. I gotta start up. I'm doing it dramatically. Okay. I got to start over. All right. Charleston, South Carolina, Friday, November 17th, 7pm and 9pm, Varietopia with Paul F. Tompkins.

Whoa, that ties it all together. Exactly. Wow. Cole Pumpkins. All people. David. David pass off. Back the paper.

So two shows in Charleston of all places of all places. Amazing. And who is going to be on these shows? Are anyone announced? They're always surprised. They're always surprised. That's incredible. of all places amazing and what and who who who's going to be on these shows are anyone announced that it's always a surprise surprise and that's incredible how do people get tickets for this ball of Tomkins dot com slash live wow we're going to music farm dot com I guess so people should watch Scott Pilgrim takes off before the show yeah and then shout out spoilers during the show oh I didn't expect you to go there, but yeah, okay great

That'll be a fun time you just watch all the episodes on stage. Yes, this would be a lot less work for some people All right, and quiet the mind. What are you plugging here? I would like to flip something like I want to play confidence Just a little more confident, you know, just sort of like myself, I want to be like oh, I'm so brave now. Maybe like I'll get up there and I'll do my thing and You know just like not being so shy anymore in public settings and like finding my voice, I think would be. If you plug it, you can make it happen.

Thank you for signing us, Katrina. I appreciate that. You go up with your show coming up. Do you mean that? No, okay. And Marcus Green, what do you want to plug? Well, sometimes when I'm standing in an alleyway, not looking up, I, when listening to a podcast

that I love, it's called Get Play, that it just moved networks. It's called Get Play. It just moved networks. It's on the head gum network now. So you can check that out wherever you get your podcasts. It's a video game podcast and I just, I love video game. Should you be paying attention to the radio, you know? Like, hey, we're all clear over here. We don't see Spider-Man.

Yeah, that would save myself a little bit of time outside of the emergency room. Certainly, yeah, if I was paying attention to the whereabouts of Spider-Man when I'm on the job, but I'm often listening to get played in their sister podcasts, get animated on their Patreon Patreon.com slash get played. Can I make a suggestion? Go off, King. Do your crunch between 8 a.m. and 3 p.m.

Yeah. That's when he's at high school. He's in high school. That's you wait, you thought he he was a dropout. I thought he was, I thought if he was graduated early, maybe he graduated early or maybe he just couldn't decide, you know, between do I live a normal life as a teenager or do I, you know, assume the, the, the, the, the, the protector of New York City, I have to be special. As long as you're not robbing the actual high school, I think you're safe.

Can I ask you some question, gig. Is he the teenager? Is his costume? Does the Spider-Man pajamas exist before Spider-Man? Is he just wearing Spider-Man pajamas? I guess I mean, they look like what? It's a good, I mean, it's a real classic chicken in the egg thing, right? Like he didn't put that on.

Like, did he have them already? He had, he must have had them or he made them. He knows it so. He took some so-so with homemade class. He went to home-back and made the in made the costume. I'm assuming something. I think you just bought a small man costume. Is the scorpion's costume store bought?

And then it got melded to it? Just had you took close to a fire. Yeah, it's, yeah, on the costume bag, it says like metal bug. Does the rhino have more than one costume? Is there like this? Does he have to dress like very stinky? Yeah. Isn't it melded to you?

That's what I think. I think all these guys must stink. Cause they're gonna web the parts in the way the web stinks so bad. Is his face in the mouth or below the mouth? Is the mouth? Is it like he's been in the mouth or below the mouth. You know, it's like he's been, or is it below the mouth in the mouth? It's because.

Spiderman doesn't even have to use his spud as sense. He just full his sense of smell because they fucking, they say they're so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so I think it's I think it's a square with his face and then just a horn right above it. Right. I've seen it where it's like a big robot right now, too Yeah, he's kind of gone through some phases in a Marvel snap game. It's a circle. Why are you playing the Marvel snap? Well, I wake up bird and I started playing you should be working on your art. I am looking on my other miming playing Marvel snap. I see But then that he has eyes. I see.

Did you mind Spiderman right now? Me? Yes. Wabwab. But. Ha ha ha. I want to plug. Hey, go over to CBB World.

We, the new season of neighborhood listened just started. Very exciting. Season five. And we also have seasons one through four all up there. and it's amazing. Yeah, it's incredible over there the things that are happening over there I can't believe I'm thinking a pig and you're like big my kid as was on this week's ever so what wow We also have hey Randy twice a month. We have who me with the bat. You know, you're You're old. Yeah, I got I had to get out of Gotham. That guy, he knows how to throw a punch. Yeah. Who me? Don't play that.

It's never been to Central City and fought the flash. Yeah. You'd tango with the flash, ever? Where's he? Star City. Uh, he's a, or a coast city. No, he's a central city. Yeah. I've stayed in all of them and he's don't, he's't Keystone keys keys on van i's keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys keys all that stuff. Alright, here we go. Let's close up the old plug-baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Oh my god, pick, keep, look at that, but oh my god, pick, keep, look at that, but oh my god, pick, keep, look, get that, but oh no. Oh no. Oh right, that was closing the plug back time by Chris Finkey, boy, our previous guest Dan Wilson would love that. Guys, I want to thank you so much, Edgar.

Thank you so much for coming back and being part of the Six Timers Club. Did we establish the, I'd done it six times? Brock told us, yeah. This is your six, the parents. This is your six time. Can you imagine being on that many times of anything? That's amazing. Thank you.

Thank you so much for being on. Bonnanz, yeah. Oh, thank you. Thank you. I am just that French. Well, well, well, well. Well, well, well. Thank you Brock good luck with the big mirror and everything going on over there good luck. Are you kidding me? 5 a.m. tomorrow

6 we read on six but you're gonna be ready You're gonna be shipwreck ready. Is it a flight to get there? Are you going in custom on the flight? You setting your alarm to do your dump at 5 a.m. and then you're ready at 6. Send my alarm at 4.30, so I can just like, you know, lays out a bed, get up around 5, do the dump,

then get ready, I'll be shipwreck ready at 6. All right. And is it a flight to get there? Could it be like 16 hours to get ready during the flight? No, okay. I'm sorry. Okay. What if you were there's people we have to distract on the way with the flight goes down? Fun 77 oh yes, are we just saying things now? Yeah? That's what happens in that was really the playing crashes is it really? The playing crashes into the sea.

Into the sea. Yes. Where they meet Jack the Ripper. Yeah. Oh, wow. And quiet the mind. Always passable. Great to meet you.

Oh, it was so nice meeting you, Skittekalmong. Good luck with your show. Thank you for saying that. And Marcus Green, turn around, please. No, I'm so spider-man, so I'm saying. I'm saying, hey, you son of a bitch. I'm so sorry. Good luck with your unionization of all that. I hope that works out for you. Turn around please no spider-man So sorry good luck with your unionization of all that I hope that works out for I hope to I think We all just been it's been to it's been going on too long. Mm-hmm. Just go to his high school and kill him

I think I'm just gonna go to this high school and kill you No, no, yeah, oh, that's right He's never gonna know you're expecting to show up there. Scott, Scott, you should think something and he won't hear it. Oh, okay. Did you hear that? What did you just think? I don't know.

I wasn't reading it either. Okay, so you can read our, what we say, but you cannot read our thoughts. No, not a super powered being. I am but a normal man that just worked for Superville. I want to start again with you from the beginning. We're at the end of the show. All right, we'll see you next time. Thanks, bye.