Comedy Bang Bang: The Podcast - Flula Borg, Shaun Diston, Lily Sullivan

Episode Date: September 11, 2023

Actor and former DJ Flula Borg joins Scott once again to talk about his new podcast Flula Makes Five, a Hans Gruber prequel, and area codes. Then, manager/producer Sprague the Whisperer returns to talk about producing Fyre Fest II. Plus, Kayla Dickie returns to talk about being on a new reality TV show.

Music He has eaten me out of house and home. There is no hole left for your bone. Welcome to Comedy Bang Bang. Thank you to Big honkin melons for that catchphrase submission. Oh boy. Thanks guys. Welcome to Comedy Bang Bang for another week. We are deep in the throes of Zeptember of of course, and we are, we have a wonderful show.

First of all, my name, I may have said shawl. My name is Scott Ockerman, and I'm the host of Comedy Bang Bang, and if you've never heard Comedy Bang Bang before, it's an interview show where I interview interesting people. Used to be the show where we talk to interesting people. Now it's a humanities podcast, as well as the Animal Kingdoms podcast.

Wanna make sure that we're not excluding any mammals out there as well. I guess bugs are bugs in the animal kingdom. I say to our first guest, I believe so, yes. You think they're part of the animal kingdom. Is there like a separated insect kingdom or no? I hope there is because as far as I'm concerned, all animals are precious things and should be protected and all bugs should be dead. Nice. It's a very hot bugs should be dead. Nice.

It's a very hot take, I agree. Yes. But we have a wonderful show coming up a little later. We have a manager producer, and we also have a woman. It's going to color a wife, but I think circumstances may have changed. But let's get to our first guest. This is his fourth time on the show.

Wow. Can you imagine being on doing anything four times? No, no. This is a wonderful time for me. I'm feeling very great, Phil. Have you ever seen a movie? I know you've gone to the movies at least four times. But one particular movie, more than three times.

Yes, I've seen Die Hot. Die Hot. Yes, I've seen to the movies at least four times. Yes. One particular movie more than three times. Yes, I've seen a die-hot. Die-hot. Yes, I've seen it five-teen times. Five-teen times, and did you relate to Hans Gruber? Is that why? I'm determined to make a prequel, which would be just called Gruber. Yes. What about Mac Gruber?

That would be funny to you. Oh, Gruber versus Mac Gruber. 50% Maghiva, 50% McGiave 50% McGroober I like it. Yes, it's very rude. He is of course an actor and a former techno DJ that you may know from such films that I guess during strike we can't talk about but uh uh right right are you talking about Hans school but what we're talking about it is so vague nobody knows i like cons gruber he should be another movie slate yes alan rickman's great anyone on the harry potter and i like i said no big

cons gruber in other movies i agree he needs to just go everywhere and not in the diehard verse like yeah he's dead in the d i spoilers for diehard but uh... just put on gruber in another. Other verses that we cannot speak about currently. That's exactly. Yes. You know him, no, I can't talk about what you know him from, but unless the strike's over by the time this is released, oh, that would be nice.

It would be wonderful. It's not going to happen, but it's very wonderful. Yeah, from what's been going on recently as of this taping, it's not gonna happen. No, no, no. But please welcome back to the show for his fourth appearance, Flula Borg. Oh, hello to you.

And thank you very much, Scott. Oh, come on. It's so wonderful to see you, a big fan. As well to you. We've worked together in the past, and you've been on the show four times. That about covers our relationship. And now we have completed May I leave?

Yes. Here's the door. Wonderful. Everyone subscribe. Flula had a podcast named Boomtime. Is that still going on? Boom time is now past time Yeah, we have past time because it's we are converging this wonderful boom time to a very wonderful new podcast Well, you are well. We'll talk about the new podcast in a second

What what was the I was on boom time one saying I remember it had a very unique premise What was the premise? The premise was I say words you say words Amazing, but what wasn't there a wouldn't the show end when the guests had boomed on this is true if you was like in a rush you can always leave boom time by screaming boom time so some shows were very short between eight and ten seconds long yes yes we at Albert Yankevic famously 62 seconds. 62 seconds. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. He's just a boom time. Boom time. Bye bye. Yeah. Wow. What a great

pros for it. So I wish we could do that here. Tough to do ad reads, but very good. Yes. And you were, how long were you doing boom time for that? Was a year, a year and years and years and years wasn't it? Yes. Well, it's one pandemic ago, which translates to 82 years. Yes. Yes. Yes. I've seen you since before then. I believe so. Yeah. I believe the last time I saw you was in the 2018's, 2019's or something, it feels like you're a little weird too. We're two totally different people. Yeah, absolutely. Pluto was a planet the last time we saw. Right, that's true. Yes, yes, yes. Yeah, but do you think the lever discovered another planet? Yes. Yeah. Like, take a penny, leave a penny. It's like, hey, Pluto, you're not one anymore, but do you think the lever discover another planet? Yes, yeah. Like take a penny, leave a penny.

It's like, hey Pluto, you're not one anymore, but we got this other one. Oh, you mean like it's a quota, like five boys on the basketball team? Exactly, nine planets in the solar system. Sorry, bye bye. Yeah, perhaps. I would like that.

Me as well. Maybe one like really close to us that we could like vacation to. But it must still work with the acronym via very excellent mother, just served us nine pizzas. Hahaha. Hahaha. acronym via very excellent mother just served us nine pizzas. I've never heard of a word. I love it now. So if it's not plutots, it must be something else.

Flula, you of course are in a bunch of stuff that we can't talk about, but what we can talk about is the podcast space, which is of course, you know, sag actors are getting in here and we love them, we welcome them. I love a good sag actor talking to another sag actor about like everything they've done before. What is your, what is the premise of your show? Is it where you interview other celebrities or what exactly is it?

Oh, this podcast coming out? Yeah, the one that we're, oh, this is coming out September 19th from what I'm talking about. It's not supposed to be a podcast. This is actually a giant, a Travis D.S. they say. What happened? Well, I have a sitcom called Flula Makes Five and we filmed an entire season and to save some dollars, I hired my cousin Heinz to be the director of the photography.

And the DP is, as I said, but that's inappropriate. Cinematographer, oh yes, of course, we shouldn't say DP. You should never say that. Is that outlawed on sets now? Yes, you're the wearer mask, but don't say DP, right? Yes, do they have an intimacy coordinator any time you talk to the DP now? As soon as you say it, too coordinated, come, come, come,

come, come, come, no, they don't run for safety. So how long ago was this film? We recorded it three years ago. Three years ago, Flula makes five. We recorded it in 2020. What month? Oh, let's not go there. But then my cousin Heinz neglected two. We didn't know this until later to remove the lens caps. No. Yes. Yeah. If for those of you who have never handled a camera before. Yeah. Yeah, for those of you who have never handled a camera before. Yeah. Well, how deep should we go?

Go to the lenses are, what are lenses? They absorb light, reflect and refract. Ah, of course. Yeah. And you have to put a cap on those because occasionally they'll get scratched. And then have you ever seen a movie where like there's just like a bunch of scratches on the frame? It's because, yes, like Deadpool and Wolverines a sequel.

Oh, can't think about who this can't talk about about Deadpool versus Oh, man. That's a thing on comedy bang bang. We would be talking about that. Oh, versus Wolverine. Oh, yes. The whole time. We wouldn't have a star. Man, I would love to see you in one of those X-Men movies. Yes, well, you were in a different comic book movie that we can't talk about, but I would love that we can talk about future projects. Oh, okay. That you want to be in. Yes. Well, I would like to be in grub of the prequel to die hot, right? And I would like to be in other things I cannot name in universes that rhyme with please me.

By the way, how old are you? And how are you sneaking up on where grubber actually is actual age? Yeah, my technical age is ageless infinity. And if you look at me in the mirror, I think I still cannot grow something called facial hair. So, so okay. So that you're covered then. I'm covered. I would need to cover my face to make a mustache. One time when I was I was 18 years old and I was auditioning for a stage version of Little Shop of Horses to be the dentist. And I all I could grow was very blonde, thin, wispy facial hair. So I took a mascara and I made it darker for the audition.

And I did not get it. Oh, rude. But I do have to say, like, I then saw some friends and none of them noticed that it was, uh, so I think I did a pretty good job with the makeup. Did you continue to do this? Or they were lying to me. They were like, was this the only time you must carry your beer?

The only time I've ever done it. Yeah. You had it blonde, be it. I did, yes. I did, yes. And now it's white. Oh, from blonde to white. Yeah, it's fine.

It's never got dark. I never had those dark ears. You skipped it. You skipped the step. But I would suggest maybe you doing that if like, Groober is so successful that you then, what would the middle step between prequel and actual movie be? I think lots of money.

Oh, okay, yeah. What do you think Groober got up to? Groober. Oh, he was a baker. He was a baker before, oh, beforehand. Yes, yes, yes. And you didn't say banker, you said baker. Baker, no, it's so close.

Yeah. Baker and baker, I wonder if they gave him the idea to rip off the bank. They both deal with Doe as we know. That's one of the American idea to rip off the bank. They both deal with dough as we know That's one of the the American idioms by the way. Oh, dough meaning money. Oh, yes, and also I don't get it by Homer Simpson right? Yes And I mean what else what have you thought about this project all that much? Gooba. Yeah, I've written the whole screen plan. You've written the whole screen plan. Of course, yeah. Pencils up, he dies at the end.

He, okay, so yeah, here's the problem though. I think he, I think he dies in die hard. He's the titular die. He does what with us, what? In die, in die, the movie die hard that we're talking about. Yeah, yeah. I think there's a big famous scene where like John McLean,

who's famously portrayed by Bruce Willis. That's correct. Is holding onto his hand or something like that? Holding hands. They're holding hands, but vertically. Vigically, yes. Instead of horizontally, like if you were to shake someone's hand, that's correct.

It's about at the handshake. But instead they're doing it vertically off the side of a building. Correct. And then he plummets to his death. He dies in that movie. Wait, do we see it, though? It's a good point. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. And here's a good one. What do you think happened? Did he land on a bird? Well, Han's group, but then perhaps. He also, well, he was in that other film about Harry, I can say these. Can we say film names?

We can talk about his ancestors job. So the ancestors would make pots. Yes. Yeah. It rhymes with Barry Snottah. Yes. Thank you. Very really. If he had died, he could not have played in this film. But here's my issue. You're making a prequel to die hard where he now you're saying he doesn't die in die hard, but he dies in your prequel. Do you want him to live? I mean, I can, it's easy to rewrite. How easy? Like, is it just a... You just throw it in that a five? Yes, yes, yes. What's the sentence where he

dies? He dies. Just see the eyes. Yeah, that's like his shortest Jesus wept. Yeah, the shortest verse in the Bible. Well, listen, that my inspiration was a pleasing ass piece. You a Bible guy. No, he's wondering, you've wondered this. It's, I mean, it's a great book. It's a great value because there's a lot of books inside of it. So many books inside books, a Russian stacking doll of these gross. Yes. So what happens in the actual movie? He's a great value because there's a lot of books inside of it. So many books inside books, a Russian stacking dollar of e-grolls. Yes. So what happens in the actual movie? He's a baker and then what does he do after that? Somebody steals his rolls. Oh,

no. How many rolls? Fourteen. Fourteen. That's more than a baker's dozen. A baker does. A baker does plus one. That's a Groover's dozen. It's a cool but doesn't. Yes, you know. I sent you my first draft. Yes. Oh, okay I was Moses I think I read I slept I put it under my pillow you said you didn't open my pdf pdf is so hard to open it's very true yes if you don't have preview download I mean Adobe is going under it's that's acrobat come on oh yeah get out well this is fantastic so have we talked about your podcast no no no talk about it yet so flula. Yes. You filmed the entire how many episodes did you film eight plus the surprise episode?

Don't tell. Okay. I don't know who I would tell. Oh, necessarily, but I guess my loved ones do it. My family. All of them. Yes. The people I would consult if I were running for office. Oh, great. A team of lawyers. Yes. So you you filmed these you get all the footage back, and it's like the absence of footage. That's correct, yeah. We said like if a bear makes a show in the woods, did he take off the lens cap? Exactly. I don't think he would know how, although I guess one, in an infinity number of bears making a television show in the woods, would take off that lens cap.

I was at Nought in theory. So our editor received the footage and realized it's only audio. So our TV show has not become a podcast. OK, it's awkward, but fun times. OK, well, this sounds good. I mean, can you tell what's going on? Is there a lot of physical comedy or?

There's a laughing track. So when you're like, should I giggle, you hear the people's giggle. And you're like, oh, I should giggle as well. I like that because I like to be part of the crowd Yeah, of course, I can tell you it's called fluna makes five because a family of four buys a house does not read the fine print that there's a German Techno DJ who was signed in 99 yearlies to the basement fluna makes five Let's play a clip. Oh, okay sure. Oh that was haha

I hate to tell you but I think they didn't record the audio. Oh, that doesn't, oh, so nothing. Was your cousin involved in the sound department as well? Hines is working for you. Oh, no. No, I hate him. Well, this sounds amazing. Flula makes five. September 19th sounds like the release date on this.

Correct, that sounded correct. Doesn't look like it. From all the information I'm getting, September 19th, is there about? Yes, it is. Could be, you know, plus or minus, zero. No, plus or minus zero. It literally September 19th. You got there about. Yes, it says. Could be a, you know, plus or minus, zero, no plus or minus zero. It literally September 19th.

September 19th, 919. The pre-fix to Raleigh, North Carolina, yes. Is it really? Did you ever spend time there? No. Good. Where is it? Do you just know all area codes?

I know five. Did you ever hear that song I got? Oh, it's different area codes. Yeah, you must have played that when you were a DJ. I did. I still do. And yes, that's how I know 9.1 time. Do you, do you say DJ really?

Yes, really. Everyone does. When you wake up and hit play. Oh, that, well, that is a good point. Yeah. Has there ever been a day where you just were like, I don't want to listen to any music? Yes. These days, I listen to a white noise.

Really? Just white noise. Just loop it. Do you mean the soundtrack to white noise is the Noah Bambok film film? Who? Who is this? No, bomb bomb bomb. What is that? So I'm speaking your language. This is a real name? Noah Bombak? Yes. He, uh, uh, squid in the whale, uh, what all these? These are, uh, films. It's like a nursery rhyme? Squid in the whale. Yeah, that would be great. Nurtin. Can I, I wonder, you want to workshop this nursery rhyme? Yeah, I'll send you a PDF.

Oh, okay. Oh, no. Well, this is amazing. Flula makes five, September 19th, seems like it might be the release date on this. Yeah, it does. It is. And where do people acquire this?

Oh, in a place where a podcast is residing, it's where you can also find it. Really now. Yes. So you have that kind of distribution on this. Yeah, we have big time people's working on this. Okay, amazing. Well, I can't wait to hear this. This is, are there stretches in there where people are going to be confused? They don't know what's going on? Listen, if you have a nice imagination, butterfly in the sky, I can fly twice as high.

You will enjoy the show. Okay, all right. That's a deal. How long are these episodes? Oh, they're between 23 and 31 minutes? Okay, really yes, were you gonna be cutting them down because TV shows are famously like 22 minutes when when we realized television What's not possible? We just said let's leave it all in Well, this is good. I cannot wait to see this flula makes five and do you die at the end of this or or TBD's is that the is that Vin Diesel's brother TBD TB TB. Yeah, TB. He was in blood shot. Terence Brochard diesel.

Yes, for sure. He's basically this body double. If you don't know. Well, this is amazing. Flula makes five September 19th. We need to get to our next guest. That's okay. Wonderful. Bye bye. Yes. Oh, no, I want you to get to our next guest. Is that okay? Wonderful. Bye bye, yes.

Oh no, I want you to stay. Hello. Hello. Hello. Hello. Even better. Hello. He is a manager.

Scott. Yes. He's a manager. He is a producer. And he also is the co-host of a podcast that just reached its 100th episode. Uh, Scott hasn't seen. Please welcome back to the show, Sprague the Whisperer. Scott?

Oh, come in. Hi, Scott. How are you? How are you? Sprague. It's okay. Do you know Flula? Flula, yes. I believe we've met before. Yes, we have. You guys have met before.

Yeah, we hung out when I was... I think it was like a few years back when my accent was stronger. Yeah. I remember that. You had some interesting ball choices. The ball choices were very interesting and consistent, which I hope is good. I was, I think it was like a few years back when my accent was stronger. I remember that. You had some interesting bowel choices. The bowel choices were very interesting and consistent, which I hope is cool.

Oh, now you're just going all over the map. No, I kind of come in and out of it. Oh, Bob, it's kind of fun. That's the way I feel about people doing accents. It's like, you know, when you feel like it, then that would be fun. Yeah, exactly. Scott, I do want to say I, I'm trying my hardest.

I'm currently sitting in a position in which constantly I'm unplugging your computer. You are in the seat that you traditionally sit in during Scott hasn't seen, and not an episode goes by where you do not somehow knock the plug out of the computer, leaving my computer to drain down to nothing. Well, you've decided to put this very important

strip of plugs right where someone would be sitting, right where the knees would be. Now, that's an important change has occurred since the last time you've got there. Here we go. All right. I've moved the plug a little further away. Okay, all right, so I can scoot in just a little bit.

I don't know, hold on, hold on. We're back, we're back. Well, Scott, first of all, I'm a little confused. This is not Scott hasn't seen This is not this is comedy bang bang the show that we met on Oh, Scott I watch kiss kiss bang bang thinking no, I know I've seen that you've seen it. Yeah, I love that movie I fell asleep. What happens fully you should do Scott hasn't seen oh, okay great company It's a it's a movie podcast where we watch movies that I haven't seen before that we talk about it. Oh let's name one. Uh sure. Let's see what do we go? What do we

not done? What have we not done? We've done a lot. Okay we did the train coming after the audience. We did train. We did train. Oh, show Mama from the Chuch Choo. Have we done through a follow-up? We have not done because unfortunately I saw that opening night. Oh, okay. 1990 was excited for a second. That's a real classic. Yes, spray glue. I wonder if it holds up. No, we can't.

We should find something for you, Flula. Please. It's a fun show to do. It's so fun. I don't know what should be. Especially. Oh, so we can say the words of the things we are seeing all the right.

Maybe as long as you're not involved in them in any way. I am not. You're whatever. Nothing. So, Sprig, it's wonderful to have you back. And I had a question I wanted to ask you. Sure, yes. You're obviously a manager, you're a producer.

I'm in the industry. And I see you every week doing this other show. Scott hasn't seen it. Yes. But it's been a long time since we spoke about any ninja prod project that you've been involved in that's true What's going on with ninjas these days? Well, Scott. I don't know if you know, but in the industry there's a little bit of a Strike going on. That's right. Yes. Of course a lot of my ninja projects have been dropped Of course, I was doing ninja family matters which

Of course was a reboot of the television show Family Matters where Steve Merkel was just in his Bruce Lee persona the entire show. Did he do that? That's a Scott. That is a Scott hasn't seen. For the listeners, you don't know. He invented what he called his transformation machine. Where he goes into the, this is this is real.

This is a multi-cam sitcom. This is real. He would go into his transformation machine and turn into a cooler version of himself, step on it. Yeah, of course, of course. That's cool. But then a few episodes they decided, let's get crazy with it.

I think he like goes in there with like a Bruce Lee magazine or something, and he comes out basically doing a problematic Bruce Lee impression. Oh, with a Bruce Lee, we, Oh, he's doing a problematic one. Oh yeah, no, no, no, no, not a good, thoughtful one. And then he comes in and then there's like a big fight scene where it kicks so much people's asses.

And so the show that I was gonna do is gonna be every episode, he was just this problematic. Does he have to keep going into the machine? Yeah, every morning, it's kind of like seven of dying. You're gonna go in and like recharge in your little, your alcove, you know. So, you know, I understand that now because I've been watching Voyager. You're watching Voyager.

And I've arrived at the Seven of Nine episode. How do you feel about Seven? He is, he is my thing about Seven of Nine is Follower. Seven divided by not point. This is six four three. It's gonna be, it's gonna be under one. Just, yeah, tell you what. Just Google this thing.

Right now, okay. Google it right now and you're gonna have a treat. Okay. I'll tell you my big just Google this thing. Right now, Google it right now and you're gonna have a treat. Okay, I'll tell you my big thoughts on 7 of 9. I feel sad for Kess. Why do you feel sad for Kess? There's a character that's on the show. She's kind of like, what are the female, like, doctor assistants.

And then I feel like the writers and producers are like, this woman's not hot enough. Let's get rid of her. We're bringing a robot that we basically wear skin tight leotards every episode. I like to see. I like to see. On TNG, the next generation.

Yes. They get rid of Picard's love interest from season one who's like a good-looking woman. Is that the doctor? No, the doctor guy. Yeah, yeah. Wesley's mom. Mom, yeah.

And but she's like, you know, a middle-aged woman. Yes, right. And they're're gonna replace her And you think they would get someone like seven of nine they get the oldest woman possible It just be caught hit it eventually. It's of course and it's a card What a fluently you you you've googled yes, what does a tertiary atrunch of human matrix zero? Why she was part of the book and I'm not a book Jerry Achenk of Unimate from Ciro Wang. She was part of the Borg.

And it's part of the Borg. So you know, I'm surprised you don't know about this because she was a part of the Borg collective from Star Trek. Well, okay, I'm not a member of the Star, but I'm a Borg member. So you should be involved in Star Trek projects. Why have I been excluded?

Have you not watched anything with the Borg? That's like if there was some sort of actor who came up named something Shatner and they never, like like no one was ever like You thought you got to get on search track. Who do I who do I call Sheen Roddenberry. Oh, he's no longer with us Who couldn't date? I don't know Tony we just had we just had Tony and Jack on the show. Yeah, Tony and Jack

Oh, yeah, I mean, is this a putty's a two-piece?, the two days. Oh, I will, I will, I will, I will, uh, my space. I'm surprised you're not. I'm surprised. I don't know what is the book. No, no, no, it sounds like a nice rap group from the 19. No, no, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a unimined. It's a bunch of robots that have one collective mind. Nice. Okay. And there's, of course, I don't know if you've got that. I don't want to spoil anything for Scott. Oh, yeah, I don't I'm I'm still in the first season that she's on yes, the spaceships are big cubes Okay, and they say stuff like it doesn't seem a hero dynamic, but then you're in space They're different there is no yeah, but all those corners. It's like it's like you think starships are constantly like hitting I've tried I've tried to leave like a garage like after a movie

Go on is a my car hitting everything. What could imagine it being a cute also? We had to baby safe all of our furniture. So we've had to put these little things underneath our corners of our tables. Could you imagine a little plastic thing though? Those should be on the board. They should be on the board.

Yes, that's the cute. Who was six of nine? Oh, two thirds? No, no, it's a tragic story for six of nine. Oh, no. Yeah, was there one of nine two of nine? I don't want to spoil okay, okay, okay, okay? Well, Scott you asked me about my ninja projects what I've been up to We haven't you know what we have to take a break. Oh great

Can we hype that we're gonna we're gonna talk about these after the after the break? Let's hype it's good. Okay, so I'll hype it up I'm gonna talk about what I've been up to here after that Well, you want to lay down some sort of a booty about baby And I go to say Music is a big part of it's a That's a big team. Oh my gosh. We're not gonna talk about seven of nine anymore But can I just say she's She's hard to say

You know, you know when she got on to a Star Trek Voyager the ratings like improved 310 percent They improved by like two cups' sizes. I'm hoping us just talking about her improves our ratings. Maybe we just mentioned 7 of died every few minutes. It will be fine. All right, so we're gonna take a break. When we come back, we might mention 7 of 9 again. That's right.

And Sprague's gonna tell us about what he's been up to. And a music is a great big part of it. This is very exciting. Plus we have a woman coming up. That's very exciting. I don't think she's gonna be happy about this. We'll be right back. We're gonna come back with Flula Borg. We're gonna come back with Sprigly Whisperer. We'll be right back with more comedy bang bang after this. Comedy bang bang bang. And we're bow. Okay. We've just watched a little film called Kiske's back. No, we're not doing Scott Alonso here. Okay, we're doing comedy bang.

I'm in charge of this shit. Sorry, you did, sorry. Welcome back, we're here with Flula Borg. Flula makes five is, of course, the show that comes out from what I'm hearing and all the information points to September 19th. You have definitely September 19th. And when you hear this about a Erkel having having a machine. Do you get ideas for like you ever think that maybe this

podcast will be successful enough that you can actually film the show? Yeah if we need to reason for me to get cancelled in season two I think we have a nice applaud device. It's a very exciting about this. Just go make a high transform into the most problematic version of the Amazon. Yeah. And we're here with Sprig the Whisperer, a super producer. Yes. Oh.

Clients include Sean Distan and also Andrew Lloyd Webber. Yes. Oh, wow. We found that. Oh, the other day that you're in. Fab that out. It's a tenuous relationship, I go to say. I don't, he doesn't return my emails very quickly, but I still wrap him, I guess.

Yeah, I guess. So he was on our 100th episode that we did for Mama Mia here. We go again. Rowdy screening. Scott took his shirt off, sort of waving it around, Oh, running up down. That was the only thing that made it rowdy. Every and everyone was dead.

Everyone sat quietly. Well, Scott ran around shitless. I think we were scared of him. Is that the guy? Anyway, Sprig, that's right. Before the break, you had an incredible tease. That's right. What was it?

I don't remember. It was that, what am I up to, Scott? Well, you had an incredible team. That's right. What was it? I don't remember. It was that. What am I up to, Scott? Well, you asked me about my ninja projects. And I got to say a lot of my producing and a lot of the TV shows and movies I had in the pipeline. They're dead. Scott. They've all been, uh, sideline. They've all been sideline and, uh, full of that happened to you. Any of your shows get canceled. Oh, so, so many of all of my shows were canceled. Yeah, you were about to have a big push in 2000. Oh, very large push, a lot of large bench press, a large deadlift.

Yeah. This guy only talks in realistic ways. That's correct. Let me spot you. Now, the rest of the terms. Yeah. Scott, as we've discovered doing our live episode of Mubba Mia, here we go again. You know what's not on strike? Live shows.

Live shows are back baby plays. Play musicals, all those are thriving. It's all thriving in Scott. So a music festival, Scott. Yes, I am proud to announce that I am a part of Fire Fest II, the music festival. The one that Billy whatever his name is. Billy McDonald.

We don't talk that much and I think he said, for legal reasons, you shouldn't know who I am. But I don't know. This is the guy who put on the original fire. Yes. Did you ever go to Firefest? I tried to attend. Really?

Yeah. Did you actually get there? Did you? No. I arrived to San Juan Puerto Rico and then everyone said, don't go. And you were like, this actually looks pretty fun around here. I thought stay here. So I tried to enter a hoot us

Yeah, I tried to I then I realized it does not a should a show a store for birds. Oh Your ornithologist I'm very ornithologist Did you arrive at the words say I'm very ornith I'm so on in Yes Did you arrive at the university? I'm very orny, I'm so orny, I want to come on in. Yes, I'm on in. Yes, I'm bringing this. They said, come inside. That's your English slang, by the way. Yeah, I was talking about women when I said,

yeah, no. Scott, I know, FIFS has a bit of a reputation of being a bit of a clusterfuck some people say. Okay, I don't appreciate that kind of language on this show, but a cluster screw. Thank you. Okay, thank you. Clusterbone, maybe.

Yes, a clusterbone. A cluster make love. Yeah, thank you. Cluster bone, maybe. Yes, it's the cluster bone. It's the cluster make love. Cluster reverse cowgirl. This is where the woman is facing the other two. I believe so, yeah, the most uncomfortable position known to man. Oh yeah, somehow gets, I think it looks good on camera for its function really impossible, yes.

It does look good on camera, doesn't it, Scotch? Now that I think about it. I mean, everyone's facing the camera in there. So it's like, so it works out. You want them to cheat to the camera. Anytime I'm watching porn, I'm like, I would love to see some, I think there's no other word for it, but porn.

Yes, porn, where everyone's facing away from the camera all the time. That'd be a nice artist to just backstab the camera. It was all in shadows, the people in the face that could be fun. Let's go. There's a lot to the imagination. It was all in shadows, the people in the face that go way, that'd be fun. Let's go. There's a lot to the imagination. It really does, Scott.

Yeah. But no, me and my friend, Jarr Rule, of course, Scott have been putting together this music festival. And this is, Jarr Rule was involved in the first I know of you. He was involved in the first one. Yes. This one is called Firefest 2 Redemption.

Oh. Jarr Rule was one of the few musical acts that sang exclusively about murdering people. Yeah, his name of his group was murder. Yeah, and every song he would go murder. I've been one day I woke up and I said, John Roole's in jail. It must be for murder. Turns out it was for driving without a license.

That's what I would just go. You know, even when he hops on a JLo song and she's all like, Aided funny and he's like murder You know I bet Jaroel what's really I bet I hope so you're putting on this festival Well, no we the festivals through e-mail But I didn't meet him in person what and he was two weeks out of jail He was showing up to the UCB to do a comedy show for some reason with my client We're so distant of course. Oh, okay. I was I was this was before I'd signed sure I signed a business and

by Clarence Gouston of course. I was, this was before I'd signed, John Distanis signed a business. And he was very funny. He took a lot of pictures with a lot of people and he was asking us all where we could get ecstasy. And he also, when I took a picture with him, I put my arm around him. I was like, trying to put my arm around him

and he said, hey bro, I'm not gay and then push me away. Oh, I mean, push me away. And me way, it's what it's the same as a little chowrool story. And the other thing he says, it's what it's the same, I lose the show story. And the other thing is, he's had a show with a bunch of improvisers. They're all nerds. How did they know how to get X to see?

I mean, I don't know what he thought. He was like, these guys probably invented it. It's like, come talk to podcast. So is this a real story? This is, I know, I know it feels like it's not a real story. Yes, but it is a real story. It is a real story. OK, so, but since then you've patched things up, and now you're putting on this. Now it's putting on 5 story. Yes, but it is a real story. It is a real story. Okay, so but since then you've patched things up

and now you're putting on this code. Now it's putting on 5.0 FES2, the redemption. And of course that is a real story as well. And it's gonna be fun, Scott. I know you like music festivals, your fan of Coachella. Sure, all the notes, do it right me, Faso Latina. What do you think, Scott?

Can I get you down to 5.0 FESTIVAL? To perform or to attend? To attend VIP, VIP of course Scott. When you say that meaning you want me to buy a VIP pass. Yeah. Okay. Oh yeah. 6,000 each.

Six out a piece. Yeah. So you want to buy one for you. One for cool up. One for the baby. One for the baby. One for me. One for you.

You're putting on this thing. My contract, the way I'm working with it is pretty loose. I can't necessarily get in without it taking suddenly. I'm out 24 grand just to go to this thing. Hey, baby All you gotta do is a we're on strike. You can't do a week at SNL. What are you gonna do? What am I gonna do? Where is fire fest to located? Okay, so last year it was in the Bahamas. Yes, this is last year. This is several years ago Let me look 2023 interesting. Yeah, a couple years ago. Okay. It was in the Bahamas. Yeah, we're switching it up this year. We want a little bit of a redemption. Okay.

So right now we're doing it in the Labrador region of Canada. Oh, what love. Yeah. Which is, huh? Some people say the Arctic Circle. That's one of the coldest places in the world. Yes. It doesn't seem like the vibe you get about Cscore. I know you don't know if that's the vibe, but you haven't felt the vibe yet. Oh, well, I mean, the first one never happens.

So maybe it is the vibe. Imagine this vibe, Scott. Puma frost. You're there. There's Puma frost everywhere. Yes. You're dropped off on a helicopter. We got to drop people off one at a time, based on the weather conditions.

Also because the wolves have to go now. The wolves and they, the wolves are to go in the after as well. The wolves are gonna be easy. The huskies, everything. They actually take up a lot of space. It's kind of like that weird, parable where it's like, how do you get them all across the river? If you put the turtle in the wolf in the hole.

Yes. So we get you down there to the laboratory. Do we drop you off? We wave, we wave goodbye. That's so nice. Oh, nice little touch. I wrote, I was like, let's make sure this is personable because that's a concierge service.

Nobody gave a shit last time. This time they're waving goodbye from the helicopter. Okay. And if they forget to, if they forget to, I'll have them circle back. Oh, yeah. Okay. And if you see us helicopter circle back and do a couple loops, that's kind of the way that way.

That's a way that way. So I mean, the helicopter blades are doing sort of assimilation. It's kind of a way. Yeah. So of course, you will have to, you know, start to procure food and find a shelter area, like a drive hatch of ground. And this is not something provided by the festival. No, no, no, hopefully you've brought enough tools and access and stuff.

Hopefully you brought enough tools. Is there a list of tools you're supposed to bring? Oh, yeah, you want cordage. Of course, you've got to have some cordage. Because if you go to make a net, in order to catch fish in these kind of scenarios, like fishing, recasting a reel, that's not gonna work. Okay, so you need a net. You gotta have cordage so you can make yourself a net,

put it in the water, catch a fish, and if you don't catch a fish, you're in a lot of trouble first couple of days. Yeah, are there berries and stuff? Or mushrooms? There's berries, but you definitely gotta get your hands on some fat scot, because if you don't have fat in your diet I mean, I don't know what to tell you. It's true. You've got to survive at least 40 days before five or five starts and

40 days. Oh, that's how long the festival is. Oh, yeah, because we're dropping people off one by one by one. It really takes a long time. I'd be last to go Like writers the music starting right with the music You know good, but I go to say Scott, right now we have Sebastian Maniscalco opening. And he does about four or five days of standup. So you want to know how to survive in the building. How are you? How are your survival skills flew? If you have ever been out there in the wilderness, have you ever done anything like without representation? Yeah, I guess that's what I mean.

Yeah, no sag people out there to make sure things are going well. Trying to traverse this wilderness known as Hollywood. Yeah, who takes that's what I mean. Yeah, no sag people out there to make sure things are going well. Trying to traverse this wilderness known as Hollywood. Yeah, who takes this hedge on? What does my resume say? It does feel like where the wilderness does mean. Yeah, I don't know, I don't know, Sprig. This does, I mean, it sounds to me like you're trying to replicate the environment of the previous fire.

You just did. When everyone was just, that was what they were upset about. Scott, this one is actually called Five as two redemption. Retention. You said this with a lot of things. You're redeeming a lot of the things. Ever less. No, this one is actually called Five S Two Redemption. Redemption. You said this. We're redeeming a lot of the things.

Everone wanted to go to this fire festival. Because it was like, oh, you have your own private cabana and it's a music festival. Jarruh's gonna play. I don't know which of those got those people out there about three or four songs. But you'll think about murder, approximately. 100% of the time.

People will be like, I hope he's not talking about it. But Scott, I think Jalow had that experience where she's like I think she made me she was like this is a really good song jar Rule I told you this is a kid are you trying to murder me right now? Every time I stop singing you say something about where that So I she did movie enough now Scott the movie enough where she learned to fight back against Scat as you said yeah, okay the woman in the room knows that I'm talking about. Now, what every woman has seen the movie enough. It's got for the next few weeks, I think you should test it out. Have a look at every woman I see. Now, Scott, of course, it was a problem

last time. People didn't have shelter, they didn't have food, but now they know what to expect. They're coming in, knowing that this is going to be a survival situation. Well, I hear it was my, when I heard this announced a few weeks ago, I thought, okay, this is genius, because now I think it's going to attract a lot of people who just are going to be there to take pictures of how shitty it is. City, yes, and who are going to be filming it for a documentary. Yes. Because there were so many fire fest documentaries that came out. Now, they want to be the ones to take all the footage. I've got to say most of the tickets we sold are from documentary crews. Yes. They're going to be at the five-digal piece first festival

just for documentary crews. They're going to be interviewing each other. It's going to be what? So it's almost like the conditions can be as shitty as you want because that's what they're looking for. That is what I guess our vision is, Scott, who we want to drop you off in the woods. Hopefully you know how to skin a squirrel or catch a deer or something or catch a squirrel and skin a deer. Oh hot. It's hard to catch a squirrel. I don't know if you tried to do it.

You're ready to run. Well, how are you supposed to skin it if you can't catch it? Great question, Scott. Sometimes you're walking around the woods and there's just a dead squirrel. That is a good point. Yeah. So I mean, I can only imagine being because there have been times where on on at my house here, there will be a dead thing that you find like a dead bird or dead animal or something. Yeah. And and you always go like, ooh, and you throw to

Erie or you find someone to throw it away for you. First you yell, ooh, step away. Imagine if you were starving, what great news that would be. Yeah, it's all about perspective, isn't it? This is the fire festoon experience. Change your perspective. Yes, it was bad the first time. But what if you wanted to be bad, just for Instagram.

Now, Flula, I know we've been talking about you being a DJ and these festivals, they need a lot of DJ vamping like yeah We're not gonna get a lot of actual artists out there because the conditions please let me headline you want to head Yes, I will change my name to DJ Shadden Freud Which you know what that means because you're from Germany absolutely. I think I know what it means as well Yes, this will be the name of every dog mate about your biopus I think I know what it means as well. Yes, this would be the name of every document about your file. Now, have you done sort of a festival situation?

Have you DJed? Because I see a lot of those memes where people are in front of a bunch of like sprite bottles. Yes. And they start like dancing around and like doing the pick it up, pick it up with their hand and turn it to sprite bottle. And they're sort of like pretending to move one back and forth a little bit.

Yeah, and I think it's funny about that dude. It is kind of saying that DJ is just playing music. Yes. So what do you do? What do you bring to the table? If I put you out there in the Arctic, we'll do that. Yeah. What's Flula gonna do for the fest?

I'm going to play music. That's pretty good. It's pretty good. I mean, right? I'm going to be honest. Because I asked, I'm going to be honest. I asked Sebastian Menacekalka to play some music. He said, that's not his thing.

Oh, that is my thing. That's your thing. Yes. Okay, because he, I was like, Sebastian, all right. Do a to play some music. He said, that's not his thing. Oh, that is my thing. That's your thing. Yes. Okay, because he, I was like, Sebastian, all right. Do a couple jokes about being a talent, whatever sauce, the sauce is spicy, whatever. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Then I want you to come in and play some music.

Maybe spicy meat the balls. And Sebastian would do is, he was like, No, I don't do music. He said, Marinerah, Marinerah, no way, right? Wait, maybe you can do Sebastian. You don't need to do it. You don't need to batch it at all. We get to do the comedy and you do. You do. Come in. I need you to write about five days of Italian

jokes. Perfect. Jokes that are about five days. And it's closest to full 24 hour day. I'll give you one bathroom break in day three. I will watch good fellows. Yeah, it'll give you so many. What's with that? Raging ball. Coming in, raging balls, and I want you to come in and I want you to take the canole leave the gun Gun the gas hit him with the Italian jokes hit him with the Italian jokes And then everyone's gonna be like this guy's just as good as Sebastian man of scale go and then even though Sebastian was on the posters Even though he was there, but they're like this guy's better and then all of a sudden you reach down Go down to the sprite bottle and I play music. I play music. Yes This is going to blow everyone's fucking mind.

I'm so excited to be there with the caribouz. Now, I do, I, they're not, by the way, they're not, they're not booing, they're saying caribouz. So if you're on stage, yes. Yeah, you think that, but if your performance is bad, they probably will say, we're not saying caribouz. They'll be like, we're not saying caribouz, but they will throw tomatoes up there,

which I don't know how they get. Which they brought for Sebastian Madness which because they were like oh, this is all a customary when you see when I'm gonna make sauce So I'm excited about it. I've been this is wonderful. I've been learning how to sort of catch fish I've been learning how to skin sort of a pork you pine. You know, they've got a lot of needles on the outside Yeah, that must I mean that's dangerous work skinny a person dangerous work But if you can get your hands on some of that,

mm, juicy, juicy survival fat skull. I bet that it seems to me like a porcupine, isn't it all quills? And it's just like, it's basically like a little tiny centipede underneath all those. But that, that need is so rare. Ooh, that need, because it's like, it's been punctuated, it's like been punctured by all the

like, quills, so the blood's been tenderized. It's almost like, it's marinating in its own blood. Oh my god You're making me so hungry hungry, okay? Because I was like I guess I'm getting there too, but you said hold I said hungry Well, yeah, I'm really excited about the festival. This is very exciting and put aside all your ninja stuff because you need to focus on this I feel like there's no ninja stuff going on right now I did think that if this was a little bit like burning man all your ninja stuff because you need to focus on this. I feel like there's no ninja stuff going on right now. I did think that if this was a little bit like burning man, we could have like a big garbage

ninja in the middle of the festival. Look, spray. I know you want to put ninjas in everything. Two squad. It's in my contract. It's in your contract with the fire festival. Yes, they said, what has everyone bring you to the table? So I said, of course, my managing skills, my producing skills, and ninjas, I said.

And you have to bring ninjas. So you have to bring at least one ninja? Yeah, and I was really hoping. I was really hoping it would have been one of you guys. Oh, I flew like, I hear you've been training a lot. I have. So could you kind of come in and just, have you learned any ninja skills in this training?

Come to the kicks. No, but I've listened to Uten clan 36 chambers. 40 more times. And okay, yes, yes, yes. Yes, yes I've been following you since the golden age of some shit that they say. They're like, what is this mean? Yes. And then they're like, don't you understand? There's everyone looking for us. The people have been looking for us for a long time. But me, Johnny can be know that. And you're like, what is this? And then all of a sudden they start rapping about killing me. Johnny can be you. I don't be honest. Rap is a rapping about killing B. Johnny. I gotta be honest.

Rap is a rapping about killing people all the time. It's weird. It's such a narrow. I think you heard this. It's a narrow aperture. It's about killing people. It's about hosting different area codes. Yes.

9-1-9. And it's about three shops. A little more about that. There's turns out there's only one song about hosting different area codes. And if you didn't even talk about thrift shops. He didn't even touch half the area girls. Yeah, there's so many of them.

And there's so many thrift shops. I think every town has a good will at least, but not Hose. They don't know. Yeah, that's true. That's true. Flula. Shit, man.

Yeah, speaking my language. Oh, great. Hello. Well, looks, Greg, we have to get to our next guest. But this sounds great. But we'll talk about the tickets. Maybe I'll talk about the 24 code. I'm hopefully the strike's gonna end.

So I can go out and do a week. Do you guys know how to write a couple? Yeah, just guest, uh, writes for, uh, I don't know, Abadale Elementary. You're just coming. Just come in right now. I want to take it over. Go to Abadale Elementary and say, can I just write a couple of the like documentary parts?

I said, I went, when the strike's over, I want to go in and just go, hey, could I take over Abbot Elementary? So you're going to be the one to raise your hand finally. Well, they go to accept. These are the rules we are fighting for. I just, like, I think you should be able to go and take over any show you want. It's like a hostile takeover.

So I went over to the set of the L word. And I tried to do the same thing, Scott. They had a lot of things to say about why I should. Really? Okay, they gave you some other L words. Like leave. Leave. Oh, that was a good, that was good.

Oh, it's good, I liked it. Yeah, all right, well, we need to get to our next guest. Hopefully they're not gonna leave. She is a woman. Please welcome Kayla Dickey. Hey, wow, so good to be the only woman that's ever been on the show so good to meet you You met me that's right. Have you met Kayla? We've of course met I'm a Have you met Flula before? Yeah, I met Flula. Hi. Hello to you. How are you doing now? I'm doing fine

Yeah, I'm just like it's awesome that you guys are talking to a woman on the podcast. Yeah, I mean, you're in The third position, but yeah, I'll be talking about reverse cowgirl Yeah, you couldn't chime in or we had to get that stuff out and even that story about your beard I was like wow like these guys have never talked to a woman before no No, but that's not true because we've spoken to you. Right. That's it. I'm the only woman you've ever talked to. That's true.

But half of you guys didn't even remember me. So, Kayla, what do you remind me? We've spoken to you before. Yeah. Here's what I remember. Where do you live again? I live in Montres, Colorado. Montreux, Colorado. Oh yes, it's a little coming back to me. You had a boyfriend named I had a boyfriend named

cart and then another one named Tark and another one named Shart. And then I'm sorry. Shart. I think you're hearing it. It's. It's like shark with a teeth. Sure. Okay. And then of course I dated Judd. Yeah, and these were all gentlemen who you got to know they were driving a particular vehicle. Yeah, so I am obsessed and so is most of my town with the Ford Rock Hard series. So these are a gas guzzling four by four trucks.

Massive trucks, they take up two lanes. Oh wow. Really? Yeah, so like for me, like one of them. Like vertically? Like if there were... All in all directions. Oh, yeah. Like a sphere. Yeah.

Even underneath the ground. Like have you been to Vegas have you seen that big dome? The sphere. It's like that. Oh. But on the road. Got it. So I said sphere. And then you said, have you seen that big toe? That's

like the thing he said. Yeah. So all these all these gentlemen would see you on the street. Yeah. Usually you were a pedestrian. Yeah. I'd be walking the streets. And they would shout something out at you from these trucks. Yeah, they'd be like, Hey, you little idiot, climb up here. And that would always intrigue you. That would be your interest. I love that. Yeah, they'd be like, hey, you little idiot, climb up here. And that would always intrigue you. That would be your interest. I love that. Yeah, I'm obsessed with that. That's my preferred way to be hit on.

And you would get into these trucks and then what would happen? And then usually they would have some really cool movie on like Boondock's Saints. And we would watch that for a little bit before, um, hooking up. And one of the things I'm also obsessed with besides big, big, big trucks is small decks. And they would coincidentally, probably, they would have small penises as well. Yeah, the size of a dice is my favorite preferred size. Your success rate on finding small pizzas is very high.

Well, it's really easy when you look for big trucks. That's true. Oh, that's a correlation. There is a correlation, it's awesome. This is a vent diagram that is just one circle. Yeah, no, it's like a dome. Like a big, big, big, big, big, big, big. Yes, like a suite.

So you were doing that with several gentlemen. And then I think almost 10 years ago or over a decade ago, you were the assistant to a gentleman named Judd Weebie. Is that right? Yeah, so Judd Weebie is the mayor of Montrose, but then he burned down the town because he left multiple curling irons on. He was curling his top hair and his pubes.

Yeah, and his like hairs. And he had straight straight pubes, is that right? The straightest pubes I've ever seen in my life. Like have you ever seen a panteen commercial? Yes. Like the straight hair girl's in that. So yeah, sort of like a grunge musicians too. We were just like dinosaurs juniors. Yeah, yeah, yeah, grunge musicians too, like Dines or Juniors.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly. And that was unnatural for most people. So he felt the need to curl them. So he would curl up, then he'd burn down the whole town, and he'd flood. Yes, I have a question. With these curling ions in different houses? In a different area. In different areas.

So at the time I was his assistant, along with my girls, my best friends. And so I was working at his office at the courthouse and he left a curling iron on there, then he left one on at home, and then he left one on at his gym. So the whole town just went up and flames. And is each of these curling ions for a specific look? Like is there one for the pubis? And then this one for this. So I take a good question.

Thank you. So thoughtful. And yes, mine was the pubes. My friends was armed and the other was legs like so courthouse was the pubes Yeah, and yeah, would he go from location location to each day to strengthen or like how? Yeah, he would go yeah, it would take all day That was most of his job at the time when he was mayor It was just kind of curling his hair. We'd never forget when he was like at the courthouse and he'd be like oh this one's for the hair

And you'd say no no, John, it's for the pew. Oh my God, every day, I was so consumed with that. That was most of my time being like, John, no, God, no, this is for the pubes. And then I would get down on my knees and I would begin to help. Oh, you wait, you would help him with, oh, okay. What do you think my job was? I was a sister. To be honest, I don't know.

You've described your job several times in the past. But anyway, so obviously, John and I have a long history. Me and my girls were... He burned down the town. He fled up the Judd Weebie Trail, which was not officially named, but it was named in his honor. And me and my girls were also fucking Judd as well as my boyfriend at the time, CART.

CART was having sex with them as well. Yeah, actually, yeah. Lots of those guys, Tark, everyone fucked Judd. And then Judd and then doing off the trail. He went off the trail and he was living as a bear. Yeah, one day in he killed, he thought he killed a bear and it turned out he was a man and a bear suit. Yeah. Oh, and yeah, so then finally he came out of hiding like 10 years later. He wore the bear suit. He acted like a bear for 10 years,

rummaging through garbage cans in the town. Yeah. So he murdered the man, then thought, oh no, it's not a bear. Right. Then buried this corpse, and then took the suit and placed it on his own body. Yeah.

And lived as a bear for a decade. Have you ever heard anything like this? No. It's actually pretty normal story. Like I feel like we all heard it the last time. I think I got I don't think we need to go much further. We can get in anyway. So after the session, that was a great recap.

Well, this that you did limitations ended. How long did that take was like 20 minutes? After the statute of limitations ended, he ended his life as a bear. He you saw him in your yard rummaging through your trash and you said, Judd, you guys got married. Yeah. And then I, I don't recall what has happened after that. But you know what, we have to take a break. Oh my God. Okay. When we come back, you're going to catch us up as to what has been happening. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. Okay. So we're going to come back. We're're gonna have more with Flula from Flula Makes 5 coming out somewhere around September 19.

We also are gonna have, Sprig the Whisper and Kayla Dickey, all of this. And more, we'll be right back with more comedy bang bang after this. Okay. Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da- How many bang bang were back flew aboard? How many of it makes five? Which is a play on a famous saying, Baby makes three. Baby makes three, which is a, this was a small soap opera that took place

in Southern Bavaria, Baby makes three. Baby makes three was a, oh, it's also a saying we say sometimes out here in America, I don't know if you know. Oh yeah, it's a show, that show was about two six year olds that were trying to create a kickball team But you need three and no one was available So they borrowed I thought you were saying it was about two six year olds who are trying to become three year olds Oh

That's that's Benjamin buttoning. Yeah, it's exactly. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah No, and so they found the baby and then they are able to participate in the three person kickball tournament That's wonderful. Did they win the tournament? No. Oh, OK. They immediately lost. So it's a lot like Rocky. I don't know if you've ever seen the movie Rocky. Of course. He loses at the beginning of that rock.

He loses. Not what you think. You're like, what will happen? Call with us. Yeah. Yeah. Call who? Call with us.

Call withers what? Call with us all incoming inclements. So. Don't you still got. He got my ass. So, Flula makes five. We also have Sprig the Whisper here. I mean, and I don't want to say, I'm still kind of

reeling from the fact that you haven't heard from the bog. Because even, this is so weird. Flula makes five, even sounds like seven of nine. Yeah. I want you to go over, I just need to put some metal up on your face. I'm going to put my phone against the side of your face. That's a bog shit right there.

I just bogged. The freaking nano-bots. Okay, after this pod, you've got to just, we're literally on the board. Yes. We're gonna put you in touch with us. Okay, we talked. I would deep dive.

I'm glad to be here, Scott. This is great. We also have Kayla Dickey is here. Hi. And before the break, she caught us up on what we talked about approximately, I think when we talked about this. 100 years ago. Yes, here's no. You married Judd. I married Judd. I lived on his compound with my girls. what we talked about approximately, I think when we talked about this. 100 years ago.

Yes, you married Judd. I married Judd. I lived on his compound with my girls for a bit there. Just like milking the goats and the cows and the horses and all that. And the girls worked at a bridal shop. Yeah, we worked at David's bridal. How do I know this? And then anyway, we weren't allowed internet, but one day I found the internet,

and I found out that there's actually a picture truck out there. It was on his iPad. Oh, okay, that's where you- Oh, you find it, that's where you- But he keeps it by the toilet. Oh, oh. So I just went on there and I was like,

oh my god, there's rumored to be, because Judd at the time had the 550. He was already up at the 550, because I remember last, I feel like the one time we talked, have we only talked to- Me too, multiple times. Have we really, yeah, multiple times? The remember last I feel like the one time we talk would have we only talk to multiple Have we really yeah, yeah, multiple time feel like jud was here first time I met him. I remember he had the 450 Yeah, so well he went up and then I found out that there's actually a 650 on the market So I was like I got to go back to town and then

That's when I actually I'm on the show today because I'm on our new reality show. Oh my god. This is incredible Reality TV by the way is not covered by the truck. Oh, we can talk about it. Yeah, so let's I will oh my god Thank God a TV star back on the show. I know It's that I'm fucking more podcast Agreed. This is gonna be good for you Scott. All right. So what it's called love is truck Love is truck Love is busy. I'm not Yeah, it's called love is true and basically it's 15 men and 15 women vying to prove that love is truck Interesting and interesting thesis how many trucks are they?

Well, so every man has a truck Okay, every man has a what. Every man has a, what does a woman have? Nothing. Oh, okay. Oh, they've hailed some lights. Just bikini. Are they single? Everyone is single? Everyone is single.

Oh. And basically, what it is, by the way, it's on Netflix. It's hosted by AI, Vanessa Lache. AI, Vanessa Lache. Yeah. Oh, okay. Where's she's begging people to have babies? What was that?

Yeah, so they replaced Vanessa with AI. Vanessa, because she was too crazy about have babies. Yeah, that's what they replaced Vanessa with AI Vanessa because she was too crazy about the babies on love is fine And so then they added normal like Nick Lushay because he's like fully brain-bed He's kind of already AI. He's already AI. He's just an aggregate of information dumped into a process Yeah, I think they just tell him what to say So was it accidental that everyone ended up being single on this show or was that just coincidence? No, this is purposeful. So yeah, so basically what they do is they put us all like they glue our eyeballs shut and they give us the sleeve. You glue them, sorry, the eyeballs? Yeah, we

go not to do that. We go slow down. What? Your eyeballs are glued shut. Flula, you were disturbed by this is what? I've deeply that's five second of words. No, they stand our disturbed by this. This is what I've deeply, that's why I've said no words. They be standard Netflix stuff. This is how they get you on to like said locations. So you have no idea where you are. Okay. So we come to you and I'm just like in the cab. So you're also unconscious. Oh yeah, they give you a sleeping pill.

This is standard Netflix. Like also by the way, they give you no food, no water, all alcohol. So they give you no food. Well, that's nice of them. Yeah, but see, that's what I said. But alcohol, they'll apply you with alcohol. Yeah, yeah No, you're you're starting at like a cool like 10 drinks in

Wow, and then you come to and you're inside the cab of a truck But you can't see anything because your eyeballs are still all fucked up and you're sitting next to a guy And you have no idea how big the truck is or how small is dick is oh No, that's I mean, that's a terrible situation for you to be in. Isn't that crazy because I was the whole time I was so nervous because I was like, what if I end up with a small truck and a big dick, I would die.

I feel like there must be a way to feel like you're in a big truck as opposed to a small truck. What do you think? I think what about honking the horn? Oh, that's good. Because it'll let you know the sort of size of the truck. It's sort of like a bat you would be able to hear the echoes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Right, yeah's good. Because it'll let you know that the sort of size. Yeah, it's sort of like a bat you would be able to hear the echoes. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Right, yeah, no. So you're not allowed to touch anything. Did I mention you were fully tied up? Oh, no, you didn't know you did not. It's just, it's not. Is this standard Netflix stuff? What if someone has a really small truck, but it's like they use it really well.

Like they swerve and out. Oh, my God. You know, I'll pair a little pack. It's literally never been the case. So you're tied up in the Kayla. By the way, he has his eyesight and he has like, he can move around. Okay, oh, I go to say Kayla,

I'm remembering now that I'm constantly worried about you. And this just, what you're describing to me, I don't know if this sounds fun. I mean, so you've done it already, you've already shot. Oh my God, yeah, I've spent the last 32 weeks doing this and I'm paying $500. 32 weeks. I had to quit my job. My family. Everything. You quit your family. Yeah. What was that process like? This is standard Netflix stuff. What is it? What's that conversation like? Well, you can't fire me. I quit.

What's that conversation like? You can't fire me, I quit. Yeah, I know I just had to go to my parents and have them sign this release that they won't speak to me, talk to me, or know what's happening in my rest of my life. So you got them to sign it? Or did you for it? What'd you do?

No, they signed it happily. Honestly, they know that this could be such a big thing for me, for a long run. Watch about Judd Weepy. So Judd is not on the show, but the thing is, like, I- Where's Judd now, by the way, the last time we talked to him.

The last time I saw Judd, he was on his compound. Oh, oh, okay. With all my girls. Okay. But what's happened, which is so mysterious, is that every guy who dated on the show has been malted by a bear. Okay, okay, hold on.

Oh, huh. You're just a couple of the details here. So, are they, what happens after you're in the truck, you're tied up and your eyes are clued chest. Right. And you don't know if it's a big truck, small truck, you don't know whether it's a big, big, small dick. Exactly.

At one point are you supposed to guess like, yeah, so well, I have to get engaged in order to meet the guy. Oh. So, when I was talking to these guys, like some of them, I found myself totally caught between two guys. Like obviously I thought that clog was cute.

Mm. Mm. Mm. Mhmm. Mhmm. Mhmm. Mhmm. But I really connected with Cui Fintane.

Mhmm. Cui Fintane. So those were your main suitors. Yeah, those two were awesome. And did you, so did you pick? Well, yeah, eventually, but I mean first, I was like, Queen was so awesome. Like he's a realtor. He, and I knew he had a small dick

because he like listens to Joe Rogan. He calls women, females. And then at one point, he read me the text that Jonah Hill sent his girlfriend. So as he's being read, you kind of like read this and said like, Hey, this is I actually have it here. He said, plain and simple. If you need surfing with men, boundaries, inappropriate friendships with men to model,

to post pictures of yourself in a bathing suit, to post sexual pictures, friendship with women who are in unstable places or from your wild recent past beyond getting lunch or coffee or something respectful, I am not the right partner for you. And I was like, wow, Kweef, I'm soaking wet. So you hear that whole thing and you're like, wow, this guy's, guys, this guy has the smallest dick

I've ever heard before. So you went into him, what happened? I mean, but then Tink came out of nowhere. Guys, this guy has the smallest dick I've ever heard before. So you went into him, what happened? But then, Taint came out of nowhere. Taint. And how, yeah, what happened to you? It's always the case, Taint comes out of the literally. So literally, Taint, I mean, I just like fell for him

because at one point, he told me my voice was shrill and then he read me passages from the game, which was awesome. Wow, I can really see you. I can see how much you were falling in love. Like you look giddy right there. I was literally head over heels. And then at one point he goes, he told me how every wild animal would kill me.

So he was like wolves would eat all of your organs first, but then bears would tear you limb by limb. And then a mountain lion would break your neck and gorge on my carcass. And I was like, wow, fuck, Taint, like I'm soaking wet. This guy, I mean, yeah, he's got game. This was one of those techniques. Yeah, it was like, honestly, I was like, wow, okay, I'm ready to get engaged. So what, what do you do in a situation like this? I don't know that you should be giving spoilers for this show.

There's actually, yes. Oh, really? Who knows? But anyway, this is standard Netflix. Yeah, they're switching to go on and this world. So what what what did you end up doing? Well, so I was like all right. I was like taint like I'm I'm ready like I like you and So he proposed to me and the way that that happens is I basically dressed up in a prom dress and then he Yeah, I'm Yeah, at that point they finally cut open my eyes Yeah, at that point they finally cut open my eyes. Oh, good. He's so excited.

This standard Netflix. And then he races his big truck straight at me. And if he doesn't run me over, it's meant to be. And is he trying to run you over? And if he misses, though, it's meant to be. If he misses, it's meant to be. OK. So he has terrible aim.

How does something like that? He was still so wasted. Oh, OK. So he fully missed me. But yeah, I I taint like and then he like you know I the thing is I was so proud of myself because you guys He had a 750 That was only rumored to be rumored to be out in this truck I thought you talked about the size of the penis. Yeah, no, so this even luckier his dick is smaller than a dice Wow, you guys you know like a shoelace like the end of a shoelace

Yes, yeah, what are those called? I don't know but they're an invention. So I can tell me about it England England. Yeah, yeah That's where you're from England. Okay It looked like that but like a dirt from the good dirty shoe Congratulations, I know so you head over heels and then you're saying he got molded mysteriously by a bear. Well, so all the other guys like we've got molded by a bear. Yeah, clogged, got molded by a bear. Oh, an athlete by the way, that's what I actually think. Thank you so much for teaching me that. You know what? You learn something new every day. You can man-cells you about it. I too explain or man-splain. Oh God, you're reminding me of one of the best dates I went on.

I was with, I was with Taint and he just started explaining how to use a toaster to me for like, I mean, four and a half hours. What were you getting wrong about the toaster? Nothing. I know exactly how a toast are right now. But no, no, it's actually the thing. If you don't actually put the toast, if you make sure that the toast, I don't want to get it. No, please do.

I could listen to this for hours. It's like, you want to toast it, right? And you want to set it at the right setting because if you set it at the wrong setting, you might burn it. Oh my god, I never thought of that. You're so interesting. Cool, cool.

Sorry, too bad I ran around in my motorcycle. Not interesting. Yeah, I'm not interested. So one by one, all of your suitors were getting mauled by a bear. And what did you think about this? Nothing, I was like, at first, this is just standard Netflix stuff.

Sure, while I was like, actually, you know what? Maybe, maybe, just maybe, Judd's involved. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I mean, were there any other clues that led to Judd? Well, so then, me and Taint got to go

to the next portion of the show where we went to this beautiful resort in Cabo, and we were in the parking lot the whole time. And we just like, you know, we went on these beautiful dates, like we drove around and we ran over like small animals, like squirrels and stuff. By accident, no, that was the date. It was the date.

And then at one point he took me to the mechanic and we just listened to the guy explain exactly what he was doing in the truck. So start to finish, which was also so interesting. And then yeah, like we got back to the cab of the truck, and I was like, why do you look so gray? And he was like, in color. Yeah, like not in mood. Not like describing an emotion, dude.

Why is he so gray? No, I'm not a poet. He's like physically gray. And he's like, I don't know my stomach. Like I think I just need to go to the bathroom. So then he left, she'd go into the hotel bathroom and I was like, oh God, and I just sat there, you know, like counting the flat-burn hats on the walls.

Mm-hmm. You would, you would sit. How many did you get up to? 200. Wow. Sounds like great. Were you doing that thing when you was kind of sitting against the bathroom door

hoping we get a sound of a little action in it. I wish there's no bathroom in the truck. So I was just in the cab sitting there, but got you. But then one of the producers came over and they were like he's not okay. He's so had he been attacked by a bearer. Well, they said that he was attacked by a bear in the bathroom. Which is so that him being gray didn't have any. He was just serious. This is really straight. Because they did, and that's why he went to the bathroom. Right, right. But then, but, but, but, but,

Coen is a den elite. It's a crucial pop point. Okay. So Coen is a den elite. I thought you were standing up that he was sick and was going to die of some sort of, but no, he just was mulled by a bear in fact. I thought the twist was gonna be like, he's's eaten all he was actually dressing up like a bed

He's eaten all these human all this human flesh. He was getting sick. That's what I felt the twist Well like for example with Quiefe like Quiefe found out unfortunately that he had cancer Jesus, but then he's malbite Wow, so the cancer pot is though. He's even that important. Yeah, because he eventually died for me The bear is attracted to Inferm people or yeah, but I don't know there's just been a few clues that Judds involved is what is taint still alive or has he been killed in the toilet Taint right now is on Life support. Oh no in the biggest truck I've ever seen is that the life support where they hook him up to a big vape and they

have it in hailing next hailing it's exactly that and he's just like stuck there watching people play video games hoping uh... hoping that it like recuperates him this is one of his favorite things to do just watch people play for tonight yeah like i'm just so i don't get to do the rest of the dates with him like one of them was to go to a friend's house and sit in the basement and watch them play video games for hours And then one and one of his friends was gonna show me porn on his phone and tell me I'm pretty you're within the girl in it This sounds amazing. It's sort of been romantic. I'm sorry

Watch a series of YouTube clips of people getting into serious accident You look absolutely horrible. This is terrible. I'm so sorry. I don't know what I'm supposed to do, because then I talk to one of the producers and they're like, this is not standard Netflix stuff. No, even they said that. I know. So I'm like, what?

Well, I don't, maybe you just go back to Judd. I mean, this seems like the easiest solution, right? I mean, Kayla, I actually have a solution. You said they paid you $3,500. Yeah,? I mean, Kayla, I actually have a solution. You said they paid you $3,500. Yeah, for a man have one of these trucks. You don't need no man You guys have told me this before and I so appreciate you explaining it to me Buying a car isn't hard. I could actually walk you the old roses If you want to tell me about it, you want to come with you. I can spray people. I feel like you guys are maybe hitting

I could be honest we We've gone down this road before. And every time that's hot to happen, I come home and there's a bunch of bad droppings. I just want to add to it. How do you know they're bad droppings? Well, I've seen Scott before. Look, I've been up in Vyrefest in the Labrador region. I just want to add to it. I don't think Spray and I could ever work out because his dick is just too big. It's a twist. It's a twist. So it's like a braided. She always says it's the right girth but just too long. Too long.

Right. Something we've talked about a lot but Kayla I want you to just can I ask you a question Kayla? I guess. How do you see the Barbie movie? Barbie? Yeah. What do you say?

But did you ever play with a Barbie when you were a young kid? Um, yeah, I did. They were all headless and naked. Oh, okay. I'm not sure. But did you see the movie, Barbie? Yeah, I did. So you saw how she kind of has her own sort of... She has her own car and her own house and all that stuff. That wasn't inspiring to you. I love the patriarchy part. We're just described the patriarchy part. We're just described the patriarchy. And yeah, when you were like, stop right there. I'm good.

When Ryan Gosling explains the patriarchy, I was like, I've had enough. I'm full. Oh, well, I didn't expect it to go that way. But yeah, well, I don't know. I, I, I think going back to Judd might be just the best solution. I mean, it seems like the easy, yet great thing going there. And tragedy be fell. All of these men that you were with.

But I mean, he's there for you, right? Yeah, I know. I mean, he is the best for me because he takes care of me. He feeds me milk. How does he do that? What? He wears one of his bras, actually it's more like others like the weird fake dog others yeah yeah and then he kind of like what's that

famous sculpture of the the pregnant animal with all the nipples and breasts you know what I'm talking about you know you stumped me you're talking about a couple of videos it's like a Roman sculpture. Oh. Anyway, it's like that. So I get down, all me and the girls get down and we go, no, no. No.

That's, I don't know. I don't know about this. So I don't even know about it. I don't want to be against a sort of polyamorous relationship. Yeah, I mean, just because it's different, we're against it now. Maybe I'm just, I mean, my own bag. I'm just like, I don't know at this point

because I just want wanna be with the guy of the biggest, biggest truck and the smallest, smallest dick. I'm like, yeah, a judge dick is small but is his truck big enough? And is this dick small enough? That's such a good question because up until this point with Taint,

like I'd never seen a dick that small. Yeah, what, how small would be too small? Oh, impossible. So like, like if you were to go inside the body, if it was a reverse dick, what? What? Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait,

like a concave dick. Oh, you mean like an inside dick? Yeah, like an inning, nothing like sort of, you know, an inning and then maybe, you know, you go up to their chest and instead of like sort of a rock hard chest, they've got like, you know, they've got breasts there. Wow. The hair can be longer, maybe they're a little bit more,

you know, the slightly nicer to you, they might relate to you. Maybe they know how to please you sexually a little more because that's how they please themself sexually. And they don't die with trucks, they drive a sea-bring convertible, yeah, or a cabriolet. I know what's happening here. What's up?

You guys wanna watch Les being poor? No, dude, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I shouldn't be saying this, this is not my place to say. Maybe it has like an emotional connection with another woman, like one of you girls. I mean, I sleep with my girls all the time. We all hook up with Judd at one. Mm. It seems like a little bit of a traffic jab there. But yeah, I mean, at this point, I'm just kind of like,

I don't know, it's just too bad that no one in LA has a small dick. Mm. Yeah, I mean, we all move out here because we have we- We get the big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big I just let it happen Wait, I have a question about the nipples. What so when Jett is wearing the nipple outfit. Yeah, how many nipples are there? There's like 12 oh, it's oh, okay from Romulus Remus. Yeah, yeah, okay. That's it I learned it man a man of the world you have lived in several different. Hello Hello, you've lived in several different studio hello. You've lived in several different studio apartments. Yes, that's what it meant.

You sure you're not a bull, and you can't just access all information through the internet. I would love to solve our marches. Break. It's possible. Check it out deep, shall I say. Well, I don't know, Kayla. I feel bad for you.

You're in a bit of a situation, you. It's time you come in. It's like, I want to have, I want to help you. I want to fix your problems. Like, a man is supposed to do. Wait, I got it. I think I'm just gonna go for Nicholas Shay. He's gotta have a tiny dick, right? Probably.

Yeah. Probably. That's why he's, yeah, he's had Vineshala Shay, he's had Jessica Simpson, his two main relationships. Yeah, they have to be attracted to small dicks, right? Yeah, I think that's it. Okay, I'm doing so much better now. This is good. This is good. Just, yeah'm doing so much better now. This is good.

This is good. Just yeah just hook up with him. This feels good because he seems like a stable guy. So stable. And happy to be on those shows. Happy to be there. He loves to talk to me. Not a rumpy. I just like his dead eyes. He's not afraid that his wife is going off and going to get them both cancelled. He just seems... Everything I was mouth-isnt. Hey, hey, okay, alright. Hey can't believe how worked up I was. Well, this is great, Kayla. Always a pleasure. This is so great.

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You might not want to listen to my podcast, but resistance is futile. Not listening. Well, you might want to not listen to my podcast, but resistance is futile. Not listening. Well, you might want to not listen to my podcast, but resistance is futile. Oh, this is Borg's. That's some fucking Borg's. Goldine Rodney. Oh, what's that?

The psychology works so well. Wow. All right, I'll take the phone back. Oh, yeah, you're not a parting gift. Sorry. All right, uh, uh, spray, what do you want to plug? Well, of course, five Fs to the redemption tickets are $6,000 and you have to prove you're so that you can survive in the wilderness for 30, 40 days.

And the tickets can only be bought in multiples of six, six, six, six, six, or seven. Yeah, yeah. You either have an even number or number 36,000 dollars is a minimum payment. Hey, you want to come to five Fs? I do. I see flu and do some spinning. I mean, you'll sell your documentary for like, you know, six, seven figures, right? We're going to make so much money licensing documentaries. But of course, do you have a little notice up there of, by the way, like, if you are shooting a documentary, we own, we own 10% of all of all of it. This is genius.

And of course, God, we have a podcast. God, God hasn't seen on CBB world. We just had our hundredth episode. We watched Mama Mia. Here we go again live with a rowdy audience. That is a typewriter. And the audience was so rowdy. Oh, Scott was a little too rowdy, but it was too rowdy for my taste. Yes, but they were no cops there. So everything was fine. There were a couple undercover cops.

I found out later. Yeah, yeah, but who are also there at January 6th? Oh, which is a little bit of a conspiracy there. There were a couple undercover cops. I found out later. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Who were also there at January 6th. Oh, which is a little bit of the conspiracy there if you ask me. Cops have the smallest digs, so I'm a fast. Yeah, oh, you love them. I love them. Flully, you gotta come on, Scott, I haven't seen that. Join me.

Yeah, let me show. OK, yeah, you got to. OK, and Kayla, what are you plugging? I've been listening to these amazing, well, actually first, my show, Love is Track. Oh, yeah, Love is Track, yeah, coming out of some point. Yeah, coming out of some point. Yeah, coming out of some point. That's a good day or two.

Oh, great. And then, yeah, I've been listening to these awesome podcasts in the back of the track called Hey Randy and they spoke to change my life on CBB World and then also following this amazing account that was hacked but is now back up and running. Man, I followed that account religiously. I think. I was just like, oh my god, what's happening. I wonder how she got it back.

Yeah, she got it back because you have to have connections at Metta and we're going to get back. Okay. So it took a really long time for her to find that. And even her agents and managers couldn't really help for that much of it And it had nothing to do with how confusing her Yeah, no that actually was like very helpful for them Because it's why it's why why ask

I want to plug while you're talking about CBB world. We have so many great shows over there. Not only Scott Asnisean, not only Hey Randy, not only the other one you said, oh my god. This book changed my life, but also things like Who Me with the Batman, he has his own show. Eat Pray Dunk with Bill Walden. So many great shows we have Entry P. Newer's Entry P. Newer tour. So many great shows over there, College Town. Hines to meet you. Hines Prove to meet you. We also have had free episodes of this show as well as all the archives, all the previous episodes of the show or over there at CBBWorld.com. And there's something about Kush Topia coming up. I'm not sure about that. So just head over there to CBBWorld.com. And there's something about Kushitopia coming up. I'm not sure about that. So just head over there to CBBWorld.com.

If you're only listening to comedy band band, you're only getting half the story. All right, let's close up the old plug band. Don't try to make a closing. So we take them up and shut them. And then don't call me for locking. So we take our key and make it right. We turn it to the right all of that.

Time round, it's the time to work with the private makers. I'm stuck in the middle of the bar. Get rid of the laundry. Take your key. I turn it to the right. Open it up. I All right, did you make that that was a big bang? I like it Yeah, that was so many drops in there. That was I go plug in the bag by Tim. Oh, thank you to Tim Is that a good stage name Tim? T.I.M. It's pretty good actually

Look guys, I want to thank you so much flu always great seeing you I Know you're my direct competitor now with the podcast and possible so unfortunately unfortunately, we're no longer friends. Okay, editors. Thank you for Assuming we were friends before I'm so grateful Wasn't that nice me what I assume everyone hates me. So this was a wonderful gift Not me. We love you here. Oh great comedy bang bang. Please make a fifth appearance someday. Oh great And I would love to see what kind of guest would be on that I'm so excited. What random is so would be on that. I'm so excited.

What random assortment is that? Freaks. And speaking of freaks, hey, Sprig. Hey, I'm here, baby. I'll see you on Friday for Scott Asniseen. I'll see you on Friday. We're going to watch a movie. We're not going to like it.

And then we're all going to go home, Seth. And Kayla, good luck to you with your romance with Nicklish. Hey. Thank you so much. Please, we explained to me how you set up all this podcast. Oh, yeah. Okay, take your stuff to podcast now. I'll explain much. Please, we explained to me how you set up all this podcast. A quick... Oh, yeah, do it. Okay, take it a stop the podcast now. I'll explain all the microphones, everything to you.

All right, we'll see you next time. Thanks, bye. Huh. you