Comedy Bang Bang: The Podcast - Fortune Feimster, Paul F. Tompkins, Matt Apodaca

Episode Date: June 5, 2023

Comedian extraordinaire Fortune Feimster joins Scott to talk about hanging with Arnold Schwarzenegger on the Netflix series FUBAR, her Live Laugh Love stand-up comedy tour, and one of her first jokes about strawberries. Then, songwriter Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber returns to talk about his musical Bad Cinderella closing on Broadway. Plus, content creator Mr. Monster stops by to talk about his next big island viral video.

I shot the sheriff and I shot the deputy and I shot J.R. and my wife and Robert Derswife. I've been a very naughty boy. Welcome to Comedy Bang Bang. Thank you to Johan Sebastian Cuck for that. I can't say submission. Johan Sebastian Cuck. Welcome to Comedy Bang Bang for another edition. My name is Scott Ockerman, we have a great show. Coming up a little later, we have a songwriter. I hope that's not too reductive when I say he's a songwriter. We also have a content creator. We'll be here.

So that's very exciting. But before we get to them, we want to talk to our guest of honor. It's her second appearance on the show of which she remembers. But before we get to them, we want to talk to our guest of honor. It's her second appearance on the show of which she remembers this one only. No, I remember it so well. She's on the live laugh love to her currently. And she also is in a Netflix program called Fubar. Please welcome back to the show Fortune Fimster. Hello. Hi.

Wait, I'm sorry, is it Fimster? It's Fimster. I'm so sorry. We talked about this last time. It's all right. It looks very confusing. It's because the EI, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

But then you say neither or neither. I think you should accept both. I know. At this point, I feel like maybe you just go by fortune. Yeah, that's right. Are you a mononin? That's right. Me and Oprah. There are no other fortunes in show business as far as I can tell. Not that I know. I know there's some like last names fortune. Like who? That guy that took over for the lead singer of in excess. Oh, yeah, JD fortune. Bam.

Oh, yeah, JD Fortune. Bam! From a rock star in excess. Thank you so quick. I know I didn't mean JD Fortune. Not quick enough. I'm very ashamed of the half-second pause. Yeah, that's the only one I know of. Okay, well, I think you've eclipsed him in terms of fame.

Maybe. I don't know. I believe he's with in excess anymore. I did see, I believe Jimmy P't believe he's with in excess anymore I did see I believe Jimmy Pardo and I went to see in excess at the aforementioned Greek theater I say aforementioned because I was talking about it before the show began with someone but and he just he when you go see in excess you don't want the lead singer to be I mean say the F word every once in a while, like, fuck yeah. He was like dropping it constantly. Whoa, yeah. Just like every in between every song, fuck man, this is fucking so fucking cool. It's fucking real. And it was just like, that's not what

you want to add. Right. Speaking of which, uh, food bar, we have a lot of expectations of an excess. Food bar, which stands for fucked up beyond all repair, is on Netflix now. How do we feel about putting that kind of filth on our airwaves? Well, I think it really describes what you're getting. It's ridiculous. Meaning that like you put it on it, it breaks Netflix or? No, I mean, it is, it's doing well. It's not breaking Netflix.

Like your app crashes or what? Yeah, everyone's doing well. It's not breaking that flex for the wrap. Crashes or what? Yeah, everyone's apps crashing. It's gone Fubar. Tell us about Fubar because I watched approximately one episode of this in preparation for today's show. This is a Arnold Schwarzenegger project. Yeah. And would it surprise you to learn that I went to go see a movie, The Fast and Furious 10, recently, and at the Grove, and they were setting up for the Fubar premiere. Were you there? I was there. We just missed each other.

I guess we did. Yeah, it's a great... I mean, suspiciously, when I walked into the theater, like, you're not trying to go to the Fubar premiere, are you? Like, no, Fast and... Fast and... It was a hard get to get into that premiere. There was a lot of security. Are you like, no, fast dad. It was a hard get get into that premiere. There was a lot of security coming to this premiere. Probably because Arnold was there. And you know, does he have a large security detail? Is he like what people talk about when they talk about Hollywood types, having a lot of security? He has that when he's going to an event just

because not only is this big movie star but he was the governor. So he still has that, you know, part of his life. He has a chief of staff and everything. He still has a chief of staff. He has a secretary that's worked for him for like 30 years. He has a big team and a lot of them have worked for him for many, many years. But when he's just like, like when we filmed in Toronto, we were filming there for five months. He had, he has like one guy that goes with him a lot of places, but they're like,

really good friends. They work out together. He's a stand-in. He's kind of all things, but he could also be his bodyguard if need be. I see. So work out buddy to bodyguard. Yeah.

Just stand in. I love this. And he takes like the behind the scenes footage. Really? This guy a lot. I got I got to do a documentary about this guy. I was like I need a I need a person like that. Did you have a stand in? I had I had one through the show. You did. But I was watching Fubar. I was watching Fubar. I just fly my stand in everywhere I go. This is all she does. I was watching Fubar in a approximately one episode. And it seemed to me like 75% of the shots of Arnold were shot far away and using a stand in. Any comment? Okay.

The first episode definitely that a lot more because they were like really leaning into the action with him right right I think as we went they were like let's just have him do it. He does best, you know like all that like his Silver liner and things like that So I think the show as it went sort of found the sweet spot with him And what what works for him? Did you hang out with him? What's it like hanging out with Arnold Schwarzenegger? Did you have it? I mean, because you were in scenes with it,

I was like, okay, did fortune ever actually share the screen? And you had to. We were in a lot of scenes together. So what's that like? Because as the show goes, I'm in a lot more and we do a lot of stuff together. Our characters are pretty close. Yeah, we hung out. Not as much in Toronto because we were working lot of stuff together. Our characters are pretty close. Yeah, we hung out.

Not as much in Toronto because we were working 15 hours a day. So on the weekends, he was like exhausted and he had a bazillion line stillers. So he was very focused. He would like- Was he off book from the beginning of the show for all episodes? He was out from, yeah, right from day one.

He had a line share of stuff to do. I at his age, I don't know how he did it. Truth be told. How are you with lines? Because I, when doing the comedy bank, being television show, I noticed most comedians refused to learn lines. And it was just a pleasure to work with like real actors

when they would come on the show and be off-book. I'm really good at it. But I come from the groundlings world first and then I got in a standup. So a lot of lines there. I don't think. Yeah, and Sunday company. And so they come.

Oh, because you're doing actual schedule. Yeah, and you were learning a sketches day of and they were changing up until time to get on the stage. So learning lines had to come so fast. There was just no room for air. You had so little time to come. Okay, you get it right down the line. I'm going to show it to you for approximately three seconds. So talk while I.

But I hung out. I've hung out a lot with Arnold once we wrapped weirdly enough. Really? Yeah. He's invited us to his house a number of times. He invites us to go to charity events. Really? I randomly went into a coffee shop in Columbus, Ohio, because I was traveling to Cincinnati, and there was like thousands of people on the street, and I was like, what are all these people doing here? And they're like, it's the Arnold Classic.

There were like 200,000 people. Wait, did you see the Arnold Palmer guy? What's that? Yeah, everyone's there for iced tea and lemonade. And it's this giant like Comic Con for Body Building that he's done for like 30 something years. And they're like, he's like right there at that hotel and I was like, what? So I texted his guys and I was like, I'm across the street. They're like, come over.

So he was so excited. He was showing me everything. Oh my street. They're like, come over. So he was so excited. He showed me everything. Oh my God. That's what's in competition. So yeah, he's very generous with this time. Is it difficult to not imitate him every time I talk to him? Always do that.

I'm like, get to the chop off. Whenever we're like needed to go somewhere, I'll be like, I'll be back. You buy Mahatag. Use your chop off. He loves it though. He's a good sport. I have a like, I'll be back. You buy Mahatub, use your chop-ups. All right. He loves it though. He's a good sport. I have a line here, the bottom thing. Okay. 1,000, 1,000, 2, 1,000, 3.

I didn't even read the whole thing. 1,000, 1,000, 2, 1,000, 3. Hello, sir, Max. I see your assortment of Juolas. Yeah, pretty good. But I sort of always paraphrase lines. You play a spy or you play, are you on the tech team or are you officially,

so you're in the CIA? I'm in the CIA, I feel Asia. I don't know how you can't tell that I'm a action star. The majority of the approximately one episode I watched, you were on a plane most of the time. Yeah, I will say this is a think the show gives a lot better. Okay. First. I thought it was great.

It was. But if you're, but if you're to watch it to, to, to like, uh, be like, uh, for plotlines, that's not a show for you. Well, let's talk, let's talk about the plot. It's essentially Arnold Schwarzenegger is a CIA operative. Yep. Who's retiring. He has a family.

He's never told his family that he's in CIA. Uh huh. He goes on one last mission or Mish as they call it. Mish. And he happens to see and deep undercover his daughter who is also a CIA operative. He didn't know she's been lying to him. Yep.

And her family, he's been lying to her and his family and they're now stuck together and they're on a M operative. He didn't know she's been lying to him and her family, he's been lying to her and his family and they're now stuck together and they're on a mission together. On a new mission, yeah. Right. Yeah, it's sort of a nod to true lies. Yeah, Mr. and Mrs. Smith. Yeah, instead of the, you know, if you're like nodding and saying, I'm going to take your entire premise. tire brisk. And so yeah, it's so it's just we we go in that CIA world and the family world, they're always intersecting. But the show's ridiculous. I have I'm like punching Arnold in the weener, you know, like clearly it's it's a very where you put actually punching a stand in though or did was Arnold like this is the one scene I want to do.

Yeah, he took it, took it like a champ. I even say the word weener at some point. Wow. If that tells you how serious my... It is a comedy. It is a comedy. And what's interesting about it was when I saw the... I don't know if I told you this, but I was showing a fast-handy other day and I... They were having a-

Yeah, put brag in about her. They're having a premiere. Fast and furious experience. Yeah, me paying for fast and furious. But I was like, oh, Fubar, this must be Netflix movie. It's actually a television program spread out over- Eight episodes. Eight episodes, which is unique in this type of action comedy kind of thing.

Yeah, I think that's why they leaned into the family dynamics so that you could dig in a little bit more of the backstory and not just be a crazy action comedy. Is there talk about further seasons? Is it that kind of show where it's like, oh wow, this could go. Yeah, we're waiting to hear. They they always calculate the numbers. I mean, currently it's number one all over the world. That seems like if they calculated that, that's pretty good number. That's pretty good numbers.

So, I think it's- Let's see, one plus one plus one plus one. I think even countries that had no idea had enough, like it's number one is pretty well, but he's huge internationally. Yeah. So, everyone's hopeful because it is pretty wild, but he's huge internationally. Yeah. So I, you know, everyone's hopeful because it is, you know, so far, don't really well.

And was it a fun job to do where you're like, man, I could do this for a long time. Yeah, really fun. I mean, I don't know how many seasons he would want to do it. He's a busy guy. Oh, but he seemed a little bit... Sounds like he has the Arnold classic and what else? That's right.

He's the busiest person I know. It's interesting, yeah, because it's not like, it's not like the old days back in the 80s and 90s where he's in four movies a year. Right. But he's got a lot of stuff on his plate. Well, yeah, like I said, he's still kind of living his life like in that governor world too.

Like he does like tons of appearances all the time and tons of charity work all the time. I had no idea about that aspect of his life. He's constantly going to talk to veterans. He has an after school program. He's doing climate change events. It sounds a lot like me. Yeah, it's wild.

I had an after school program is called detention. Anyway, fortunately, Feemster is here. You're also on the live laugh love tour. You're in accomplished standup committee and you came originally from groundlings doing improv and sketch and then you segwayed into standup from there or were you doing them concurrently during?

Yeah, started with improv first and sketch. And then someone came to a sketch show and they were like, you seem like a standup. Real wide. I don't know. I think she thought I had a very specific point of view in the sketches I had written. Interesting.

It wasn't because you had a microphone. And we're telling jokes during the sketch. No, set up in punchline. So yeah, shout out Lisa Joffrey. She definitely got that ball rolling. It was something I'd always thought about doing. Did you then, did you sort of go like, oh, here, here's something.

Here's a whole bunch of jokes that maybe I'll try out. Like, what was your first time? What was your first time like? I, well, I did, so I didn't have to do in a class. I took the like, studious route. I thought, okay, I can learn how to do this. But basically just got me doing it. You can't, it's hard to learn.

You kind of just do it. You got to learn on stage pretty much. Yeah. So it created like a safe environment to like be like, oh, no one knows what they're doing. I'm going to do it. I'm certain point did you just like say, I'm throwing away everything I learned in class. Now I sort of see what it's kind of like. Yeah, I just learned the biggest hurdle is just getting on stage.

Right. And I was too afraid to do it for so long. So that gave you a comfort level of like, okay, I've studied enough. Yeah, well, at the end of the six weeks, you do a show at the comedy store in the belly room. And I think, I mean, my material is not deep. I think my first joke was about how I hated strawberries. If that tells you, I kind of like it. What do you remember with the, I don't know what any punchline was.

I just was ranting about strawberries because I hate the seeds. Oh, interesting. I find you can barely, it's not like a blackberry. I know, but I don't know for some reason. I have this visceral reaction if I were to bite into a strawberry where I'm like, are you allergic? That's one thing. No, but I would rather tell people,

I think that was part of the joke. I would rather tell people allergic because to just tell a human, you hate strawberries, gets everyone very upset. I guess I was pretty upset but I was really trying to tamp it down. I know. But I was furious. There's a lot of strawberry lovers out there. They're like, what? How do you hate strawberries? This is a pretty much an example of what that's exactly what that said. But now you're one of America, if not the world's greatest stand-up comedians.

The world's greatest. Living or dead. Yes. And you're on the live-lifetime love tour and you're going all over the place. You were saying you're going to... Dan and Da! I'm going to Australia. I can't really do an accent, but I'm going to go to Australia in July.

In July? It's going to be a Wednesday time then. Oh, that's right. Yeah, it's Christmas down there. Yeah, so Make sure you dress up like Santa during all your I'm grown my beard as we speak But yeah, I went all over the US a lot of time. Canada you going back to Toronto What we're waiting to see if we get another season if we shoot up there

I'm did you do a bunch of shows while you were shooting was there a lot of downtime? I would imagine Well, isn't that thinking the COVID stuff still so I could they they were like yet like very stern about like one of the small clubs. It would be nice to do the show now when it's not as bad with COVID. Yeah, for sure. You could just kind of like relax. Just kiss everybody. Yeah, everyone on the mouth. Like no, no, no, you still can't do that. Just sexually arresting everyone on set. They're like no no, no, no, you still can't do that. Just sexually arresting everyone on set. They're like, no, just because you technically can, that's not what you should.

It definitely would be nice to film like that, because there was a whole aspect of the COVID protocols that made it even longer days. Right, right. Interesting. And when does the tour wrap up? How long are you out there? I'm gonna probably do this tour until next summer. I'm not in our really. Yeah, I really want to take my time. I feel like after the pandemic, like once things open

back up again, all of us just like packed these ginormous tours into like a year or less and filmed a special and and that was great. Like I my special good fortune came out in October. But I'm just like I want to take my time and really like go to a bunch of cities I've never gone to before. Where have you never been to before? Oh well there's a few places on my list. I've never been to West Virginia. I don't think I've ever been to West Virginia. Yeah. Never done date, no hire. That's on the list. Evan'sville, Indiana.

Just did Wilkes Berry, Pennsylvania. A lot of markets and a lot of towns and cities I'd never. I would love to do that. I would love to go to and do a show in every city in America. Yeah. I mean, there's a lot. There's a lot. I don't know what the venues would be like,

but then you have to both standots like San Diego coming up. And not to them like where they're next to each other the next night. Like you do like, you do like, you know, California, you know, like Naperville, one night, then go to out to the East Coast and come back to California. Well, that's a journey. Yeah, I love that.

That's the dream for a Canadian. I mean, but you know, it's like everyone's in such a rush to get all this content on on we're gonna be talking to a content creator pretty soon. I know he's gonna have to give me some tips about how to keep that content going. I like this though fortune because it's like you're taking your time. If if we're gonna do it take our time, do it right. Yeah We can do it, baby. Wait, that's so- Do it tonight. Familiar.

No, those are, that I came up with that. You wrote that. I wrote that right now. It's nothing. Yeah. I feel, that feels like something that could stick. I think it's pretty good. I think it's got juice.

And legs. Well, this is great. The live-life love tour is out there until next summer. So don't rush. But if, if fortunes in your town, that maybe the only time she ever goes there, because- Yes, they do.

Never been there before. You'll probably be back. I'll be back to the city. But like if you're, if you're in the middle of nowhere and you see fortune as a show, she's testing the waters. Yeah. This may be the only time she ever goes there. Yeah, don't eff it up.

Yes. That's what I tell people when I come to the city, don't eff this up. Exactly. We went to I tell people when I come to the city. Don't eff this up exactly We went to Cleveland for the first time last summer you did and did did our first show in Cleveland And it was one of those testing the waters things where it's like is Cleveland gonna be okay? You never know and then Incredible show there incredible audience. Yeah, so you go. Okay. We're gonna come back to Cleveland You make a little note. We're coming back to Cleveland. Cleveland's trying to true Dayton. We'll see how they,

we'll see Dayton, but Dayton, if you live in Dayton, get out there and see Fortune because she may never come back in these parts of it. Don't f this up. By the way, you can say fuck it. Oh, don't fuck it. Oh, yes, Satan. I'm not even saying,

don't fuck this up, Satan. Satan, Satan. And Evan's still in Seattle. What if there was one town in America called Satan? Like, Satan Ohio. Maybe there is. There should be. I don't know.

But it's spelled S-A-T-O-N, Satan. Yeah, Satan. Well, Liv left love tours out in Foubar on Netflix. All episodes are available. Is that true? Yeah, they're all out there. They're all out there. I only watched approximately one because I-

You were too busy watching Fast and Furious. And hanging around the lobby, hoping I'd see you and get an invite. And all the other ones, I really love to talk about Fubar. I'd love to hear him say the title. Yeah, he says it's very. Does he says it at the very end of the show? This has been Fubar. And I wrote the line for him.

Really? Well, he really wanted the show to be named Fubar. Interesting. And the Netflix was not, you know, they're like, we'll see. Right. And he's like, no, I really, like, he just decided, like, I wanted to be named Foubaar. Because it does kind of sum up the ridiculousness and the craziness of the show.

And so we were in this van and it was, as written, it was kind of just like, I think someone said, like, well, what are we gonna do now? And he just kind of goes, hmm. I don't know Is it terrible line? I have to say like if like send that script back Like this is what if this is why the strike is happening we are

Maybe there was something better but in my head it was just kind of I don't know And so I said Arnold if you really want this show to be called Fubar you should say or everything's totally Fubar or things are totally Fubar like something to that I go or say help the acronym Whatever you want so he goes yeah, it's totally Fubar and he did a couple more times the director was like that's great Where'd that come from and And he goes, I don't know. That's a star. Not giving credit to your co-star. No, I think he just popped in my head. He just came out.

The voice of God told me to come up to bar. This is great. Food bar out there on Netflix, Live Laugh Loved, two or four in Keynes Stick Around. We have a great show. We have a songwriter coming up and a content writer. So this is a great food bar out there on Netflix, Live Laugh Love, two or 14 Kews to crown. We have a great show. We have a songwriter coming up and a content writer. So this is a packed show. Yeah.

I can't believe you're here for it. I should try to find some of those old songs I was hoping to sell. Oh, yeah. It's, well, I mean, this is a person who writes songs and has other people's. I thought maybe they have some connections. I don't know.

We'll see though. Okay. Yeah, look them up on your phone. See if you can find some of the old songs you were trying to sell. We're going to have more from Fortune Feemster. We'll be right back with more comedy bang bang after this. Comedy bang bang, we're back. Fortune Feemster is here.

Food bar is on Netflix right now. who else is in the cast? You have the the daughter is played by Monica Barbaro. We all know from Top Gun Maverick. Yeah, she was Phoenix. She was Phoenix. Was she coming off of Maverick? I remember they filmed that a long time ago. They filmed that one first.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. They filmed that in 2019. Yeah, and that's the same production company. Same production company. So that, oh, that's a, oh, man, I'm going to start hanging around production company. And all right. He's like, hey, we'll see you guys going on. A bunch of things. Yeah. Thank you. And then live, laugh, love tour. Where do people get tickets for this? Forchinfemester.com. Okay. You got fortunefemester.com. Congratulations. I'm glad you're not taking. All right. We need to got fortunefemister.com. Congratulations. I'm not taking. Congratulations.

Congratulations. Alright, we need to get to our next guest. He is a songwriter of notes. I believe he has written a musical and he's been on this show. I'm being told once before. Please welcome to the show, Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber. It's so to be cool. Oh my God.

As if things aren't bad enough, the worst introduction you've ever given me. Oh, yes. Lord Android Webber, yes, we have, you've been on the show several times. Yes, several times. I apologize for that. I don't have all of the correct information. Well, thank you for your generous apology. It's great to see you again. This is 14 things, sir. Fortune. Why must I be be be reminded of for you when mine has been so sour of late. Oh, no, Andrew, you're pretty legendary. Oh, I Lord Lord, Lord, Lord, Lord, Lord, Lord, Lord, Lord, Lord, I think he prefers

from the South, we're very, you know, informal. We're not we're not set to we're not set to the gate to wrestling event right now. Okay, my apologies, Lord, Weber. I was trying to give you a compliment. I was saying you're pretty legendary. You're pretty legendary, but you're also legendary, but you're also legendarily disheveled right now. What is going on?

Sorry, but it's my, it's my medalist, you. I mean, it's very skew and your topping hat is, your topping hat. It's got the, it's got the top of it is like cut out and it's like a, it's like the it's got the top of it is like cut out and it's like a it's like a Campbell's tin can I haven't been terribly well lately. What's happening with your operative? Belly stay on hang by a thread. Oh, is this because cat's ended? No, dear child cats

Cats did end sort of recently. In the last year, it will rise again, as it always. As a movie, it should be a movie. Let's talk about that. I appreciate you not doing why I would be in such a state, but... I know a little bit about Broadway. The Great White Way. in such a state, but I know a little bit about Broadway, the great way, the great way, and I do know that one of your classic shows, Phantom of the Opera, recently closed down after approximately,

I want to say 35 years on Broadway, well done, thou good at faithful service. So wonderful. done that good at faithful. So wonderful. Well, cats, but I mean, even more than that, you're your newest show. How did you did the Lord Weber have a flop? Plus, you say it's too clear. I told you, I kind of just get to get to it. No, I have you. I have you. Unfortunately, have you heard of the show, Bad Cinderella? No, I'm not. Sorry, sorry, Lord Weber. I have not heard of this.

Why should you be the different from anyone else? What was it about? Well, what do you think? Let me ask you, what do you think it's about? It's not the title to live. Bad Cinderella? Yes. Like Cinderella is a real bitch.

Like Cinderella, but she's like mean to people instead of her, what, how do you think her sister's act? I think they they they flip it. So the sisters are humanitarians. So close. So she's Cinderella is a bitch and a kind of a bradzilla. You were right. You were right in the first part. Okay.

But the step-sisters remain vague, glorious, and terrible. Okay. But Cinderella becomes a scapegoat for the town. People don't like her. That's why they call her a mad Cinderella. But you have a scapegoat for the town. What does that mean? The town of Boville, France. the town of Boville, France. They are voted the most attractive village, 50 years in a row. Okay, that's a prize that you can win back then. Back that most attractive... Oh, I'm sorry. Do you think Cinderella is an historical figure? I don't think any version of it I've ever seen has been present day. It's not present day, but it's also not real.

So what you say is that a pride you could win back then. There is no back then. Everything is back then. Every story that's ever been written is back then. Is this what we're going to do now? Unless it's sci-fi. We're going to, we're going to. It's even Star Wars was a long, long time ago. In a gallery.

And then yes, back then, this was a prize that the town could win. Thank you. This was also the age when pumpkins to the coaches. It happens so much anymore. Yeah, that's not as current. There's no coaches. So this is a town was awarded by whom, by the way, by... Is this like a universe or... Yes, I don't understand why I have to... We have to break it down to basic storytelling for you. Is it judges, or is it like one guy? I don't like that Trump page it.

Yeah. It's not so much about the award. This is just the beginning. Oh, that wasn't the entirety of the plot. Bloody musical. No. Okay, so let's start with back with Cinderella. Yes, that's it.

What was she like? Like, she was a sort of sassy goth. I see. And everyone blames her for everything. She wore black or was it the cinders? I don't know if you know this, but Cinder Ella got her name because her name was Ella, and she had so much soot from the cinders covering her face all the time.

She was considered to be ugly and they called her Cinder Ella. Thank you. And so was she wearing black or were the Cinders just turning her clothes? She was wearing black. We didn't put Cinders on her face. It's still a show. So she was a God. Yes.

A God. No offense. Well a God in the Broadway steps, meaning she wore black, right? No offense. Lord, whatever golf in the Broadway stance, meaning she wore black, right? No offense. Lord, whatever. This does sound terrible. You're already continuing it.

Just based on this. Well, don't she wear black? She's a beloved character. You're really is she though? I mean, is she a beloved character? Yeah. What do you love so much about that? She, you know, she's fitterfoot in that slipper and she got her man.

It's like her one skill. She has a right size foot. But that, you know, in the right size foot because Zishu she'd already wore. But back then, do people forget that she lost her shoe at the ball? Do they think that the prince had a shoe and he was just looking for someone to fit it?

But here's the thing that I don't get. Like, I go and do a shoe. Oh, just looking for someone to fit it. Here's the thing that I don't get. Like, I go and do a shoe store. Oh, am I a Betty? You deserve a rose. I go and do a shoe store. I could find, depending on the size of the store, of course, I could find hundreds of shoes that fit my foot. This was something they happened back then?

Yes, back then. In the world of this store. Anytime I would go and do a shoe store. Was her the size of her story. Any time I would go and do a shoe store. She was her, she was her, the size of her foot, so abnormal was she like a triple wide, you know, what was going on with Cinderella? That like only she could fit. Only she could fit.

Yeah, in the entire town. Yes, her foot was shaped like a hat. What? Does that help you? Do you go into it though? I mean, these are the kind of questions an audience would have. No, we don't. I don't think that's true.

Wait, were you an audience of Scott Archimitz? Yes. Were you involved in the original Cinderella? Excuse me for asking. The fairy tale? Yeah. Are you that old? Back then.

I know I don't look my best right now, but I have not hundreds of years old. I wasn't sure. I don't know because you have a lot of you've done a lot. There's a lot under your belt. We don't know how old you are. We're young people. You could be a hundred for all I know. This interview is barely a minute old and it's already fubah. Did you write that for him? I did. I? I slept the busy paper. It is frighteningly unpleasant, beasley and rotten. That's a different meaning.

Yeah, that's not the acronym. Lord Weber, I feel bad. I mean, first of all, this was known as Cinderella in your country, wasn't it? Yeah. And then you added the bad to it to try to open on Broadway. Sort of like bad moms, bad teacher, bad, uh, what a bad timing. A sense you will obsession.

How long did it, how long did it play for? Fortunately, I must you ask me, it opened in March and it closed. It closed. it closed it closed it June the worst ever worst ever was I ever please I have I've heard about that musical shuck that seems like a good new one which one shut SHUT or SHUCKED oh shut what is that or a S H U C K E D. Oh, shock. Yeah, that's bad for.

It seems like it's shit. It's it's it's a it's got going pretty well from what I hear. It's a new one. Do you think I'm a fan of musical? I assume you were. Then do you think that's what I'm known for? The musical world is being a big fan. I don't know if you heard the Jack episode of Scott has a scene, but I saw Kimberly Kimbo recently.

You do congratulations to you. I am not the light's camera Jackson of musicals I'm legendary Goosebumps! So you don't watch you know you don't watch musicals that you haven't written no I like prints I only listen to my own work That's fair then how did he ever he did so many covers? How did he ever know how to do them? Or did he just like start singing a song and it turned out that it was the song that someone else had

written? He, yes, he, Prince accidentally wrote many songs that already existed. Wow. He was that good. Incredible. It's like the monkeys with the typewriter thing. Like eventually one of them will write Romeo and Juliet. Yes, it will probably be Mike. So, uh, Android Webber or Lord Webber, I'm sorry. I, I, I feel bad for you. You haven't. You might as well call me AdD at this point. I have fallen so far. You haven't had a flop in long.

What was the last one? Was it seasons of love or what was the one that you did? I told you a bit of life. Well, the cat's movie was a bit had a flop in a long, what was the last one? Was it seasons of love or what was the one that you did? I don't remember. Well, the cat's movie was a bit of a flop. Hey, alright. Why must we dwell on it? It's bad. It's a bad time for ALW here.

This is, I mean, it's hard for anything you put out. You put, you invest so much of your time and energy. Why do Scotry guy do? Yeah. All I want is to bring entertainment to people and to be rich. And to be rich is still mad. I couldn't buy the doubt in that house. Why would happen with that again?

Wouldn't sell it to me. Why? I don't know. And you just see me. Little do they know my friend wants to come. You you want to buy it. I had read, because you wanted to do a shot for shot remake of every season, starting you as Lord Grant

and the characters. Oh, characters, yes. Including the dog at the beginning where you see his balls. ISIS, yeah. It would be like that movie, man. Man. What was that? That's a, awkward by favorite television show. So don't

you have enough money? Is that yeah? What's that? Like you've accomplished so much isn't it okay to have a flop every now and then? I mean, I know. I know, I don't know, I feel like you have a lot. How much do you have enough money? No, definitely I need more. It's not so much about the body, although I do love it. It's the public perception.

You were on such a hot streak. Yeah. Hot streak as you say. I mean, when Phantom came out, you had that and... Yeah, you had Starlight Express, which didn't go so well. All I'd expect, you know, they've built a special auditorium in Djibit where it's still to fall. Really?

Yes. Like the Abba Theater? Yes, England? Much like that. Wow. auditorium in jubilee where it's still to fall really yes like the obo theater yes in England much like that wow where exc that's exclusively exclusive list I like it's present I gotta go there you must do simply must but I make a pill crib you are on such a hot streak excluding starlight express during the 80s which has time has proven that it is successful because of Gemini and then you did Sunset Boulevard with patty lapone patty Reuniting for the first time since a vita is that correct? That's correct. You had such a hot streak and now it's just over It proves just how quickly show

his careers can go. And your eyebrows have gotten thicker. Yeah. And they were not thin to begin with. I mean, that's merely, that's just, that's age. Oh, okay. I didn't know if that was part of letting yourself go. No, no, no, no.

One of those chaps, the eyebrows would just get bigger and bigger. What is it about hair when you get older? It's like, if it's on top, no, goes away. If it's on your face, thicker. That's right. And your ears. Yeah, and your bald guy with long hair.

Yeah. You know, bald guy with long hair. You're like a bald guy with long hair. You're like a bald guy with long hair, and then long hair down here. Yes. That's why it's a mystery. It's a mystery to me. I think it's just about it balance things out. Do you wear

that topping hat because you have like a little horseshoe bald spot? I may have. Look, I would human being. I sometimes it's hard to remember that because you're just so legendary. I'm a terrible Korean. Yes indeed. I literally am a Lord. Are they going to take away your Lordship? No, don't say that. Not even as a joke. His majesty would never. Oh, that's right. His mat for so long, that's another reason you're probably down is because you had such a great

friendship with the queen and her corgis. No, dear old Liz. Yes, those corgis, I loved them so much. They've all been put to death, of course. Oh, yes, she didn't want to live without them. Yeah, they were Incinerated and sprinkled supper grieve Was she incinerated to or was no no, of course now and you've on her list Yes, be private. Yes, I did and in public right now and in public right now

private, yes, I did. And in public right now. And in public right now, yeah. I should have done that. So you you were at the coronation of Prince now King Charles. Yes, is that you see it could Charles the third. A lot of people sent us photos of you there in the crowd. You were next to a very unique looking individual. Yes. All that guy with everyone thought was dressed in disguise. Yeah, a lot of people sent it to us. I have to ask, was Byron Dennis in your plus one? I suppose I could tell you now. Yes, Byron Dennis was that in disguise. That was Byron Dennis in disguise.

It was Byron Dennis in disguise in the sky. It was my Dennistan in the sky. And let me tell you something. That voice coming out of any faces still irritating. I don't care how many weeks and most stashers you put upon it. We'll probably catch up with him about what exactly went down, but was it a success catch up with him at the bottom of the ocean?

What was it as success for him? Can you at least give us a little bit of... Well of course it was a success for him. He's around this little creep. He's around all the royals. He can stomach. He was like a pig in a shit, as you would say. As you would say. That's true.

My people would do so. But that has to have been a wonderful experience. He wrote a song for the coronation. You sang it on your last episode. How did it go over? Or when you was bad Cinderella closed by the time you sang it? No, it wasn't doing well. It just... It wasn't fun. I couldn't enjoy myself. I was too much in my head about the flop using. Yeah, you knew it was I Would to go through the motions at a coronation. There's no Time you can have the only one that you're ever probably going going to get to go to by your tongue I

Wait, are you suggesting that you would rather King Charles pass away before you do? Prince William for his party. Look, let's talk real. Okay, okay. Okay, because King Charles is fairly old. He's no spring chicken. Yeah. He just made it under the wire.

He just made it and good for him. Here's a guy who's been sitting there going on. I'm gonna be fucking king. Can you imagine it? For decades. For years, For decades. For decades. And then Mums says, ah, no, no, I'm a ducky.

I'm gonna live to 120. So I, you know, he's not, he's not young. Right. Well, you're not young either, though. But I'll be young with him. Are you really? I think. I go with the stuff.

Siri, can you tell us? But let me ask you please don't. Please don't talk to Siri. Even if I've got who looks better. Come on. Who wore it best? Let's see, you're 75 years young. Thank you.

And oh, King Charles, I should say. He is 74. So who looks better? Have you seen my figure? They look like normal figures. I mean, you, you know who you look like. You sort of look like that. You ever read the old X-Men comics?

Actually going to start a sentence with, you know who you look like. You look like in the old X-Men comics, Magneto's sidekick, Toad. Remember that guy? How dare I have no idea what he looks like, but his name is Toad. Remember that guy? Oh, Dad. I have no idea what he looks like, but his name is Toad. He doesn't look great.

Who's the handsomeest Toad you can think of? He's still not a good comparison. Well, some princes used to be frogs. You used to be. I'm it. But that's not what celebrated to the fairy tale that he used to be a frog, that now he isn't dead either. Look at this hot frog.

Why was you remind me of fairy tales at Berkson Rendo? I'm so sorry. I mean, you thought you had a marketable, you know, commercial hits based on a fairy tale. It was a price tag free intellectual property. Right. Public domain. Public domain. Maybe people, I mean, because the content is good. Yeah. Thank you. Maybe people. It is good. It is. Holes. Maybe get rid of the hose. Get rid of the gas thing. The bad part. Why is the bad part? Because we want to see. We just want to see good central. So well, well, well, it seems that you have fallen prey to the trap in the musical, which is beauty standards and their oppression.

Cinderella in the fairy tale, the only redeeming quality of her is that she's beautiful. What you wipe the cinders away. We like to watch happy people succeed. Sorry. Well, that's what love Island is for darling. That's in dream. Do you think there's a different fairy tale you want to, you know, try to make? Because what I was going to say to the woods unfortunately, yeah, stone a lot of them with son time. Are you I mean, you us be happy. He's no longer that thrilled.

Steven Sondheim, you know, he passed. Oh, what's your happy day? That was. Oh, you had a big celebration. Yes, we were all dancing at the streets of my family. Oh, wow. Yes. He was very beloved too. I mean, they had a whole program by style. Where, you know, they a bunch of people saying his songs and celebrated him. Do you know who else was beloved by many people once? Hit love. Oh wow. That was a bit of a stretch. He only had one friend. I'm really saying one person was beloved by many people. Also this

person was beloved by many people. Any comparison you draw is up to you. You really like the, you're putting a lot of emphasis on the bad. Yeah. Maybe the whole problem is that you're in a negative space and you, you personally need to get to a better mental place. How do you do that for some? I mean, do you have, how do you do that for? Meditation.

You're one of the cheeriest people that we have had on this show. I think that you just have to have a better outlook. Oh, do you have to change your mindset? Oh, Lord, I have a friend who anytime I'm an idea. I know why I thought of just simply feeling differently. I have a friend. Thank you for your age advice. Doctor, I have a friend who anytime he emails you anytime he emails us it says get out look at the bottom and And I think that's great advice for you, which is get a better outlook This is for iOS but

And any to any email that comes out of this guy just get out If I had someone like that in my life, I would cut them out I wish I could Someone constantly telling me to get out of the high-wiz Absolutely And constantly writing, I don't know how to get rid of it Yeah, alright But anyway, I think the problem is because I think the concept is good

Thank you, thank you I think people problem is because I think the concept is good. Thank you. Thank you. I think people don't like your music anymore. That's called to be true. Wow. What does it like about you? Well, it's like, would you go see a musical written by the Thompson Twins? I mean, you're a relic of the 80s.

It's dramatic. The thoo-thoo-thoo-thoo-thoo-thoo-thoo-thoo-thoo-thoo-thoo-thoo-thoo-thoo-thoo-thoo-thoo-thoo-thoo-thoo-thoo-thoo-thoo-thoo-thoo-thoo-thoo-thoo-thoo-thoo-thoo-thoo-thoo-thoo-thoo-thoo-thoo-thoo-thoo-thoo-thoo-thoo-thoo-thoo-thoo-thoo-thoo-thoo-thoo-thoo-thoo-thoo-thoo-thoo-thoo-thoo-thoo-thoo-thoo-thoo-thoo-oo-thoo-thoo-thoo-thoo-thoo-thoo-thoo-thoo-thoo-thoo-thoo-thoo-thoo-thoo-thoo-thoo-thoo-thoo-thoo-thoo-thoo-thoo-thoo-thoo-thoo-thoo-thoo-thoo-thoo-thoo-thoo-thoo-thoo-thoo-thoo-thoo-thoo-thoo-thoo-thoo-thoo-thoo-thoo-thoo-thoo-thoo-thoo-thoo-thoo-thoo-thoo-thoo- Some of you are Is beautiful voice wonderful It's very Take it up one Is here You get right there Did you start too high? Is here is that the word? It's not your mind is here and he's pointing at her at her brain. I was thinking he was there I didn't realize he's doing it or tap but on his temple you should read the same I thought he was there. I didn't realize he was there. He's doing a little tap on his temple. You should read the same structure. This is how I thought he was there.

Now learning he's here. What is that? He's in that direction. It says points at brain right before inspect your mouth. He is there to you because you are the audience. Right. So you are thinking, you're making the translation. I was like, he's up there.

And they're like, no, this is about us. He's here. He's talking, he's not talking to you. He's talking to her. But you are watching him talk to her. I put myself in that. And you'll say, oh, he's that. Yeah. Thank you. Anyway, yeah.

I rolled friend perspective up to as you would think that's right. That's something. Wait, you kind of a glimmer in your eye right now, like thinking about the musical. Yeah. I can see you perked up. Yeah, you really perked up. Yeah.

What if I rewrote Phantom of the Opera? Oh, here's a, here's an idea. Okay. My idea that I almost had no. I'm, I'm building off what you said, which was okay. But I'm a big. He technically didn't tell us what I did. I did a very brief what if in your building. Yes.

So remember the Twilight books. They were all written by that woman from, I think from what's her name's perspective. And then she went back and rewrote them from the vampires perspective. Oh. So what you have to do is because Fanta of the Opera is,

are you talking about 50 shades of gray? No, I'm talking about Twilight. Twilight. 50 shades of gray started as twilight fan fiction though. Yes, that's what I thought you meant. But you're saying the person wrote twilight. She then rewrote her old books from the other character for Scott to be true.

I did not know that. Is it true? It's 100%. I had no idea. But that's what I think you could do. Are you thinking of a bully on Backems Street at the dog on Backems Street? I don't think so.

I remember those books. My friends told me about those. What a good friend. Are you saying to have the perspective be from someone else's perspective? Yeah. Well, I mean, because it's Christine's perspective in the original. Right. It from the fan's perspective where he like, you know, waits around for a bed and then suddenly he sees her for the fan. A lot of lurking He I am hiding what the game in the shadow. By Joe, if you've got it or he gets a facelift, there's a lot of things. Can you get half a facelift?

You can literally have anything. Wait, wait, wait, wait, today? Yeah, yes. Took place back then. Yes, of course. Call him good phantom. Good phantom. It's hurting it on its. I have the best news. I fix my fucked up face. The effort immediately. Yes, exactly. People love to hear it. And then he goes around like doing helpful things for people. Yes, he's planting seeds. He's like a Jordy apple seed. Yeah, you're basically good at planting trees. Oh, what you do with Cinderella, you made a bath, but this time we're taking something making good. Make him the phantom of the forest. Yes. That he's planting trees. He's forest-bubbed with a pH. Yes, exactly. And he is combating the effects of climate change. Yes, very hot. This is what people want to see. The climate is beautiful. This is what people want to see.

Yeah, they love climate change and they love characters being good. Obviously because they hated characters being bad in New York. You might be onto something. This might be it. characters being bad in yours. You might be onto something. This might be it. Yeah. You write fat. I mean, I know it was my idea, but you know, people have it in the side. I just could go for a bedding building on what I suggest. Well, don't forget, I started with the 45 rewrote fat. So I think we all own 33 and a third percent of the piece of this idea. And I think I'll take a page out of that Twilight fanfiction ladies book and put some SNM there. So bold.

Oh, wow. That's a good thing. Speaking between Christine and the Phantom Boys. Yes. Christine gives the Phantom 12 of the best. Oh, the sunnier. Wtf. Because he is sort of dressed up like a Dom, isn't he?

But in my verse, you know, because of sub, oh, interesting. Yes, he's got a bowl gang. Oh, that's so good. Maybe he's a beta cook too. He could be a beta cook. He lets other people rail Christine right from the

point of view of the beta cook. Yeah, massacres. Also popular. I think you're onto something here. Lord, so let's just recap. It's phantom of the Forest. Phantom of the Death, the Forest of the H.

He is a Johnny Applesine figure. He's Planting trees, combating the effects of climate change. Don't forget, he got plastic surgery. He got plastic surgery to fix his fucked up face. He wears the mask, but he just pushes him back. He's like a pole cap. He is a submissive in a, in a, a dom sub relationship with Christine. He has a whole gang in his mouth.

Periodically, he leads over and she's spanked with a cane. And it's all from his perspective. And it's all from his, and other men come in to have sex with him. And other men come in, sex with him, in front of him. Yes. While he cheers and roots them all. And someone has to sing at some point. Well, people are singing constantly. Oh, okay. They're singing constantly.

And it's in the forest, birds and squirrels are singing. Yes. Did you know that? That's how we regained the fairy tale aspect that didn't work in bats in the Cinderella. Yes, this is all good. I feel really good about this. And this will become a huge smash success, paving the way for the real musical, Worcesterilla. I'll show them all.

I don't know. No one turns their back on Lord and rule and Go with just even more bad. Why don't you go with worst Cinderella? Yes, I was going to that was going to be the sequel to Western I don't know I'm going to stop that. Oh wait, you're not stopping at worst This then it'll be you can't even believe how bad this is really. I know. I think I think I think the fans of the forest is a way better idea. Two. It's fine for now. Okay. Well, well, I mean, I'm glad you're back on top because you've perked up. I have your your metal is suddenly very level. and your eyebrows aren't as thick as they were Great we've done our job

I gotta have you on the show more often because a lot of characters come in here depressed and I feel like we really turn your frown upside down It's got trick fortune. Thank you so much. You have given me back by life Thank you so much. You have given me back my life. So we are all going third to third to third on musical right? But the profits? No. Oh, oh. You will get thanked in the playbill. Oh, I will dedicate the performance to you.

Every night. Give certificate. Certainly. And okay, give certificates. So what? Anyone in particular? McDonald's Ladd gives certificates. McDonald win.

How about like a Chili's or Outback steakhouse? No rules at Outback steakhouse. No rules. There are no rules there. Well then yes, but where they are in the gift certificate. Well they say no rules. There are no rules there. Well then yes, but where they all of the gifts do they? Well, they say no rule. That's very dicey there. Sorry, me. No rules here. We don't have to take this shit. All right, we'll look. Get all the next kegru out of here. We need to take a break. When we come back, we have a content creator. Well Will you stick around because maybe you have some advice

for the content creator, even though you just did have a flop? Fine. OK, great. And fortune, you can stick around. Yeah, for sure. All right, very good. We'll be right back. We'll have more Lord and Reloid Webber, more Fortune Feemster.

We'll be right back. There's more comedy bang bang after this. Comedy bang bang, we're back. Fortune Feemster is here. Fubar is on Netflix currently with Arnold Schwarzenegger. Incredible. Did you ever when you were growing up say like, oh, I think I'm gonna star in a thing with Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Never in a million years. He was the physical fitness ambassador. Really? When I was in elementary school. So he traveled to every element. No, he doesn't have time to do anything. No, he didn't travel there. He made a video and this is back when they would roll the TV

and VCR in drum room. And they would play and are those like, all right, kids don't want to move your body. We're going to do a lot of exercise and get fit. Wow. And we'd be like doing exercises with him. to do a lot of exercise and get fit. Wow. And we'd be doing exercises with him. It didn't stick for me, but.

Did you tell him this to where you like, yeah, he was like great. He's like, he's like, always moving forward like a shark, great. I have not seen his governorship in quite some time. The last time I saw him was a touted Kent. He was holding his Arnold classic.

At the same time, I was holding Andrew Classic. Oh, what happens in your Andrew Classic? It's all the Andrews you could think of get together. Oh, really? So Andrew Tate. Andrew Tate was there. Oh, Andrew Cudonet. Who's the guy from Pretty and tank he must be there and look out the of course of course. Yes, of course

We also has to go to McCarthy Really He's still getting the Liz make you invite him You used to love getting together. Did Liz make you invite him? Sometimes she would say, like a mother's half. Yeah, like a son who's not very popular. Do my dear printer come over to play?

Please go play with him. Is this where the whole idea started? Because you had to hang out with him and you're like, well, let's get other Andrews here. Just so kind of. Exactly. Just to make it look a little better. You ever go to Epstein Island? Okay well

I have a cool Epstein Island. I have a cool Epstein Island. Check the travel on. I have to look at my books and my diary. Yeah look at your diaries. Yeah. I'd love an answer for that. Let's get to our next I guess guest is one term. He's a content creator. Weird, I couldn't figure that word, but he is a content creator. Please welcome to the show for the first time,

Mr. Monster. Scott, thanks for having me. I'm so excited to be here on the podcast. Hey, it's my pleasure. This is Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber. Lord, I'm such a huge fan. That's shit, the phantom fucking slap dog. Thank you, thank you, Mr. Ball.

Hell yeah. Oh, thank you. Fortune Feemster here Thank you, Mr. Ball. Hell yeah. Thank you. Fortune Feemster here. You don't have to call her Lord or Lord. Yeah. Well, I'm not royalty. Fortune is very nice to meet you. I'm a big fan as well. Can't wait to watch this food bar. I love. I love my governor. All right. Cravenators. I love my good. Yeah.

That's right. Yeah. So you're a California resident born and raised in SoCal. That's right. Yeah. Where? Which part of SoCal? Lakewood, California. Lakewood. I'd love to play there someday. Oh, it's a You know what in Serritos they have a nice performing arts center. Oh, yeah, Serritos performing our service Yeah, right by my many squares there. That's right. Wonderful auto square there too If you need a car no place better than the Serritos auto square because I'm reading ads during the show I just I monetize all my, so I just am always reading it.

Oh, that's right, you're a content creator. That's right. What that's right, you're a content creator. That's right, I'm a content creator. What type of content do you create? Mostly videos, I go around and I. Moving images. Moving images, yeah, well, that's how they started.

Back in the day, they were just still photos, but then they would put them together and make it, it's the illusion of movement. They're not, the images are not actually moving. This is what they will tell you about movies and TV shows and videos and stuff. Those images, they're not really moving. It's all an illusion, almost a magic trick, if you will.

This is something of a magician. The master of all stuff. What do you say a movie is still images? Are you talking about the memes? I'm talking, well, I'll do memes, yeah, memes, gifts. You know, I'll do it all, anything to go viral. My big thing is going viral. Oh, okay.

So you go, you like to, you want to go viral. Oh, yeah, that's a good thing. Yeah, there was a time, you know, where going viral wasn't so hot. Yeah, a couple of years ago, that would have been something. You, yeah. Whoa, you know. Oh, my size. Viral wasn't so high a couple years ago that would have been something I'm so stupid, I'm so stupid. I'm so stupid. I'm so stupid. I'm so stupid. I'm so stupid. I'm so stupid. I'm so stupid.

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I'm so stupid. I'm so stupid. I'm so stupid. I'm so stupid. I'm so stupid. I'm so movies. I'm just constantly creating. I love when I'm watching like a movie and someone goes, oh my god, it's gone viral. And it's never anything that would have been gone. It never sounds dated the second you hear it either. It always sounds like it's gone viral. It's the thing we say forever.

They're doing the whatever challenge. It's very easy to suspend your disbelief. Yeah, that happens in the popular musical Evan Hansen. Yeah, dear Evan. Dear Evan. Evan has. That was more popular than that Cinderella. Although had a movie that was about as popular as cats.

True. Thank you. So it's hard to make musical moves. Lord, whatever are you online? Do you have a pain? Are you very online? I do. I'm not very online.

I am online. Yes. Sometimes I post a cheeky video for April foods day. Just once a year. No, I have a pitch for a video. It's a thing that I enjoy doing. Okay. If you need pitches, I'm constantly just making videos. You could have this for free. Please, you're a renowned you know, composer and play, right? right? Maybe you write some music for a show and it's actually just talking. Flesh this out for me. So you're known for music, right? It's a good idea.

The prank is, here's my new musical, not a single song in the entire world. Oh, it's just like people mumbling. And that he's there. Yeah, maybe they're mumbling, maybe they're saying words. It's just, it's maybe it's a little more cut and dry. Maybe it's a little more, what's the man?

The guy that other Jesus Christ? No, he's got the stupid glasses. Oh, it's Jesus Christ dad. No, and he writes the plays about difficult men and only men. David Meme. Yeah, he had David Meme. Oh, yeah.

You could do something like that. I didn't realize stupid glasses was the second thing he was known for. He's a man. The playwright, David Meme. Oh, Meme? If you like. Americans, we call him Meme. Now, this is content, you say.

You know, that's not necessarily my wheelhouse. I was just trying to appeal to, I just- I'm not asking if- Do we have to have a blind? I'm asking, is this the type of thing that qualifies us? Call it dead. This anything is content nowadays, you know, films are content. Anything that you set your face in front of the content now. I think we're making content.

This is content. This is content. This is content. This is content. This is content. I don't want to piss Lord Webber off, but I did watch all of your TikToks. Okay. You made about how bad his musical was.

That, that's like viral. Yeah, those were viral. Those were viral. I, well, you know, you get the strike when the iron taught. So when I see something that's happening in sort of the cultural site. My glove. Okay. Oh, no.

I'm pulling the fingers. Getting ready to come on. Oh, dear. I don't know if you're going to slap me with this dear. I don't know if you're gonna slap me with this I don't know if you knew how many views those tiktoks guys. They were everywhere. He's filming you removing the glove. Yeah, watch you put that Yeah, I'm gonna film this is actually huge for me. If I'm feeling attacked by someone as I'll stop it. I'll stop it. I'm just gonna film it. This is gonna go wherever he's just gonna film this and put it online And I'm gonna put a thumbnail where I just look like my fucking the top of my head blew off and holding my face like I was told by the apples door that you could not feel me

You went first of all you went into the apple store I went you to the apple store to buy telephone and I said now people cannot fill me with this without my vision They said yeah, of course not and then and then you'll tell you feel me I was told most of my My Which one did you go to? What a London oh They make you You might have gone to the gruffles if you're tired of the London apples or your tired of life

I did go to the one of the growth right after I went to see fast 10 by the way. Get a new phone. Which is a big. Oh, you're cake. That's a big man. Oh, Magsake. Well, it was in the middle of the afternoon. This guy's Magsake over here.

Yeah. Don't try to change stuff. Yeah. You just don't understand. You're still taking your glove off here. You're doing a lot of things. I'm giving you all the roots. I can't.

I think this is actually a great opportunity for you. You're coming off of a bit of an opposite of a hot streak. I'm saying we collab. A cold running with clothes on? Yeah, cold running with clothes on. Stop it, John. But if you do this new musical, if you do this new musical, you guys could team up.

Yeah, it's very hard for what I understand. This stuff goes viral. I'm in the business of going viral and let's just say business is boom and baby. You're saying a collab, Lord, I'd rule, Lord, Weber, ex, Mr. Goldstein. That's right. And I can be in the show even too. I'm not necessarily an actor and more of a stunt prank kind of guy. And I trick people and I give them tens of thousands of dollars at a time.

It's all part of what I do. Or you one of those guys where you see this guy just giving away tens of thousands of dollars to a homeless person. And then you find out later that it was an actor playing the homeless person. I'll do stuff like that because you can't just give somebody that amount of money. For real, but if it's like an actor, it's like they'll do good with it.

What? I thought you were going to say if you give it to an actor, they have to give it back to you. It's for needy actors. No, it's for needy actors, especially during this difficult time of the strike. So you all just give it away $10,000 time of the strike, you know, it's you got So you are just giving away $10,000 to someone. Yeah, I'll give you it away It's but I'm getting it from a copious brand deal. Some of them were from your failed musical I made a lot of money on those TikToks. That's right. Yeah, yeah

Yeah, they give a lot of the actors money because they were like well, you know a job And we'll never work in this town again type of you know They had a going around a stink around. You're glove, by the way, you've only taken off one thing. Growing on the pink he has to speak. But I do stuff too, or like have you seen the show Squid Game? You see?

Yeah, I saw Squid Game. People were mad when I did this and maybe thought I misunderstood the entire concept of the show. The thing, we recreated Squid Game and gave everybody, you know, $10,000 a dollar at a time to participate. And it went pretty smoothly. And I'm actually working on my next,

my next contest now. You know, this gives me a good idea for some content, which is nice Squid Game. You know how in Squid Game everyone gets shot for failing the Squid Game? Yes. In this version, they get $10,000 for completing it. Yeah. And instead of being shot, they get $10,000 for completing it. Yeah.

And instead of being shot, they're like yelling compliments. Yeah. Yeah. Well, you're dodging compliments. Yes. As well as, if we can have a bad phantom, why can't we have a nice squid game? Yes, exactly.

Just the opposite of whatever the thing actually is, I think this is great. Exactly. What's your next thing? Well, I'm actually gearing up to get some of the, the next best content creators. I'm gonna get them all on an island. I'm actually looking for an island right now

to shoot this thing on. And we're gonna do what it's available. Yeah, see my little baby. I'll check it out. There's a plane too. I think it just goes there only. Yeah. I'd like to, yeah, I'd like to,

you know, I'll charter that flight. Certainly, I don't know who I'm supposed to talk to you about that. I don't know that you want to end up on those flight logs. But if everybody, but next to such luminaries as Tom Hanks, that could be great. Yeah, I keep, if I could be sitting next to like Chris Tucker Matt graining on a long flight, that'd be great. I love it. Oh, to be a fly on the wall. That's great, I love it. Um, Um, Oh, to be a fly on the wall,

what are they talking about? Uh, but, um, yeah, do you understand the words of a couple of got of ack boss mouth? I'm a birdie cut. Are you a life in hell? I love laughing.

Just scary for me, but, um, yeah, I do get it from Mr. Monster? Well, I know, and that's just a stage name. You know, my name is actually Timmy Thompson. And it's just a, I'm just a normal guy. You're almost at the top of the twins, I do. No, no, no, no. I do have a twin brother.

So I guess that I could say I am a Thompson twin, but I'm not one of the Thompson twins. Oh, okay. What does your twin brother do? He's one of the Thompson twins. No. He is one of a set of Thompson twins. But he works in PR.

It's not very interesting. He works in Puerto Rico. Yes, he works in Puerto Rico. He works in building part of the infrastructure of rebuilding their electricity group. Oh, yeah. Oh, so he's not an entertainment? No, he's actually just a really amazing guy. Really good guy.

Yeah, really. I know it sucks. We hate having him around. Right. He's just like a really amazing guy. Yeah, really. I know it sucks. We hate having him around. He's not really, I sort of say I don't really have a brother. Right. You know that it's gone that far. You're very quick. You should have led with that because you told us a great deal about that.

Well, I know it's, I have to set the table a little bit though. So then you can know the family dynamic of, you know, and now you could say you do not have a brother. I simply don't have a brother. Okay. But the next big thing we're doing is I'm going to get all these content creators on a single island. Is it a thing that you would offer without someone asking?

Would you say just apropos, I don't think I don't have a brother, by the way. If you've learned the middle of a conversation, I sort of maybe want to, you know, pick that, pick the scab a little bit and like maybe I have a question to ask about me. You know, if you have a brother, and we ask about it, you have to tell us. Do you have a brother?

I do have a brother, well, yes, but I don't. Okay, like spiritually I don't. But you have a, yeah, this one, so let's, let's role play this. Okay. I will be somebody who'll just be meeting for the first time. Great. And then you have to steer me into asking

if you have a brother. Okay, can we be in this as well? Can we I mean, I basically just did this. I've never met any of you before. There might be a couple who's just passing by. Yeah, maybe. Oh, sure. Yeah. Maybe you like my vibe. Yeah, well, we're in the middle of an argument, too. Yeah, we saw you from across the I hate how you never listen what come on we talked about this And your it's just around wait you're fighting with us, too. Let's we're all together This is like a fight between me and my wife here, okay, I don't think I don't know why you keep meddling I don't know why you keep meddling in that fight. Because I'm with a thrupple. Hey, you fucking. It seems like you guys are all having an argument

of some sort. What to do? I don't have a brother. Wow. Hey, well, okay. I want some. I'm so sorry for your loss. Yes, you know, not everybody's.

You're probably used to have a brother. It sounds like there was a brother in your life at one point. I have a brother. He's just such a good guy that I don't talk Well now you'll okay, I don't I don't know anyway. Tell us about this island I'm gonna do the basically you know, I'm getting everybody there. I'm gonna arm every single one of these content creators What weapons Okay with what? Weapons. Okay. Just like it's out. Not like a sauce rifle or like media equipment.

No, well, you know, there will be people shooting it and there will be people doing some shooting. Well, this sounds like a bunch of good guys with guns. This is exactly it. And, you know, we're going to actually see who's the best guy with the gun and, you know, hunt each other for sport in our society's applied society. Thank you. I've been saying this.

And whoever comes out on top is going to be the next Mr. Monster and then you know, a surp at the next Mr. Monster. That's right. If they can take me down. Are you going? Well, I might be kidding. One is going to be come of Mr. Monster.

You will not be here anymore. So you're willing to die for this? If they can come get me, take the shot. Take the shot, absolutely. You'll say you're going to make it difficult for them. Well, you know, hunting man is no easy feat. The most dangerous game. Precisely. And I think it's gonna, I'm just giving them the opportunity to take their shot.

And if they think they can take me down, you best not miss. Are you like the final boss in this? I'm sort of the final boss. Yeah, I'm sort of the, I don't know. That answers the question. Who's the final boss? Yeah, right. If this were, say, the video game Metroid Prime,

I'm Metroid Prime. Have you ever played that video game? I have actually. But actually, I always started making content. I was a Twitch streamer first, and I was playing video games on Twitch, and then I decided to, you know, maybe I'll go viral for a change.

Why does anyone watch that stuff? Why doesn't anybody watch it? I think it's just because... Why does anyone listen to this? I don't know, actually. I think it is you. What is the point of life on it? If I knew the answer for that,

I'd have a video about it that was when I went superviro or when viral up in heaven. God, do you think angels can watch videos? I think angels are constantly watching videos and when you're watching a video and it starts buffering That's because too many angels and do their use count. Yeah, I have it on good authority that they do and Do you think God watches our entertainment?

Tamer up in heaven if he's created us. Yeah, is he also watching all the It must be more entertaining than watching us You know what I mean? Because it's still watching us. And if there is a tragedy, is it because he was watching like I throw truckers or something? Yeah.

Like say, say fortune is up there filming Fubar, which is on Netflix right now. Wait, is it heaven? No, no, no, you're up there in Toronto. Yeah. Good news. You've got for good. You don't have shoes there on location.

Everyone's dead. I don't think so. Did a little table. Everyone's dead. Did you, it never. No, but do you think that he's not allowed to watch actual TV shows? Because it's not watching people, right? So then he has to watch you in Fubar, but you're filming it out of order. So he's having to like figure out the scenes and what order they go in and like figuring out.

It must be so frustrating for us. And this is how it is. And as a content creator, it sort of does make me sick to hear that they do shoot things out of order. I think because we should know that God is watching. Let's just shoot everybody in an angel. Do you think this is a terrible thought? Would you think God watches pornography?

I don't think he just watches it. You fucking jacks off. Wow. It's gone there. He watches it being done, certainly. He certainly, yeah, he, well, he had to make Jesus. So he knows how it goes.

He doesn't look good. He had to get literal, he didn't know how to do the biblical sins. Yes, yes. Mm-hmm. And is this what I wanted to talk about today? No, but what did you want to talk about? I'm looking for some content creators.

So if you guys would like to come to this island that I haven't chartered yet, I'm looking for people to try to, you know, take me down. In the Hunger Games. In the Hunger Games, a battle royale of sorts, you know, it's gonna be, I think it's a little more fun of choice.

My weapon of choice, it's a rifle that shoots knives. Oh, yeah. And it's like a Gatling gun with knives, actually, yeah. Are you willing to sell this property to Android Lloyd Weber? Android. Android, Lew. To Android.

To Android. To Android, Lloyd Webb. Will you sell him the rights to make this into a musical? I'll happy to, you know, option any of my viral videos. There's there's plenty to choose from and I think a lot of them would make really great musicals. Monster Monster. I must ask you what I think perhaps is a difficult question. Please. Are you setting yourself up for suicide by content? I'm not setting myself up because here's the thing.'s that what this is dear boy. I I like my odds Really they don't know what I'm working with and that's good actually the real

I'm telling everybody about that right but they don't know that actually what's on the table. Yeah, what's the range on that whip? You got to be pretty close That's pretty Spits them out. Yeah, like, and what if someone has a grenade? Well, they better keep that thing away from me. I'll tell you what, because you're going to die. If that thing blows up near me, guess what? That's bad news for all Mr. Monsters.

Are they on the island? If they're on the island and they're thrown at me? No, I'm saying are the grenades on the island. Oh, well, there's grenades around. I said weapons. Yeah. So it's about artillery. It is sort of like a video game where there's just

caches of artillery. That's right. And some of them are sorted by like rarity also. So some of them, you might see a gun like laying around somewhere and it's green and that's like the epic one. And then, you know, there's a legendary one that's glowing gold or something. Will they be able to customize these weapons,

three skinned them and so forth? And you know what? They they be able to customize these weapons, re-skinned them and so forth? And you know what? They'll be able to customize them and you might be able to dress as certain like characters as well that you might enjoy from other, you know, could you dress like Android Lloyd Webber? You could dress like Android Lloyd Webber, certainly. You might be able to dress as,

you know, the aforementioned Mr. Arnold Schwarzenegger and any of his famous roles. Could you dress as Jeffrey Epstein? You could, you know what? I heard that he, there is, you know, and Mr. Arnold Schwarzenegger and any of his famous roles for each one of his strategy. Jeffrey Epstein. You could, you know what? I heard that he, there is, you know, you could dress like him. There's a couple different costume choices, I think. You could pick from.

Andrew, do you, Andrew, maybe, by the way, AI, how do we feel because it's talking about it in the strike so much. AI, it looks like, so much AI it looks like A L and I looks like a lowercase of L which is a which is two thirds of the way to a LW are you concerned about AI? I'm personally very excited about AI. You like good. Yeah. I thought if it tries to eat spinach What? What have AI?

I saw a motion picture that featured an artificial intelligence little boy at the eight spinach and then his face started to fall off Because he's not supposed to eat it spinach. That's right. He's a reverse papai, huh? He's a reverse Indeed he is a boss of the reverse papai and I pop his arm And his arms got smaller. Yeah If the song was played in a bite a key Wow, I don't know mr. Monster. This is a bad plan. I think you think it's a bad You think this and not bad plan like bad Cinderella without a press It's not a ghost. Oh bad. This is a bad plan.

Okay, I think you're gonna die immediately. I agree to, I'll agree to disagree because I think if you've seen any of my other videos, you know that I always come out on top and people are watching these things in droves, maybe angels include it. I mean, that is why we love you. Because you do what's known as bullying to do.

I didn't know you all agreed to love you. I don't know who this guy was. Apparently you watched a ton of his videos. I watched all of those viral TikTok videos about bad Cinderella. That's when I became a fan. Master Ballster. Have you thought about building a Mac? That's one of my stretch goals for this upcoming... If enough people subscribe and I get enough revenue

from the various channels where I'll be promoting this new project. I will be building a Mac. And I will be getting inside that Mac, absolutely. And it's going to be very tough to give into those. Not for me. It's actually quite easy. What do you say stretch goal?

Is this some sort of GoFundMe? It's a GoFundMe. And because I do make a lot of money from these videos But the way I stay rich is that I don't put my own money back into it. I just give it away Yeah, see then I make more money via go fund myself. Yes exactly go fund thyself be true. Right. Wow The immortal bar. Who's that? Never heard of such a man. I felt as you. I've never experienced such a grinding hole to the studio. What do you mean? I was done speaking and everyone was listening. The silence after the words the immortal mod was spoken was absolutely

epic shutting down of all life. It was like the silence after she said after fortune asked about the other the singer of in excess named fortune and After the curtain call from Yeah, I think it opened really yeah, I have been treated so rudely by somebody, I'm sorry. I'm just the first time I've ever told you. I'm the second and the third. Hey, go on. Well, this is this is great, Mr. Montz. Or it's terrible. I don't know.

I don't know what you think about it really because you sort of were saying a second ago that it was a bad idea. I mean, I think you're going to die immediately. I will. I guess you'll see if I come back. Yeah, the odds are not in your favor. Okay, Katniss. I'm just saying. Irremising, that's a rose for you. Wow.

Katniss, why? Irremising Hunger Games. I'm just saying it has been done. It has been done and- It doesn't seem original to me. But there's a lot of brands at play too. There's a lot of brand sponsoring this thing. You didn't see like Crest toothpaste in the Hunger Games, Did you? That's true. Did I see Crest toothpaste?

I don't have did you didn't see Tushy brand Badez in there. Did you? You did see jeans in the Mandalorian in that one episode. That's right. I forgot my favorite brand jeans. I bought the jeans. Yeah. Jeansales went through the roof after the Mandalorian. I thought the jeans. Yeah. Jean sales went through the roof after the band of theorian. I'm wearing them now. Yep, through the space roof. Who's that a jeez, Grogu? No, some guy in the background.

Yeah, and Roku was wearing a Canadian tuxedo in one of the episodes. That would not be bad. Well, Mr. Monster, this is a good plan or a bad plan. I'm not really sure, but we're running out of time. Great. And we only have time for one final feature on the show, and that's a little something called Plums.

I believe in a thing called Plums. Just listen to me, you know. I believe in the five of the songs she now. No beginning to be something sprained. We're going to live in the Gold Tars. I'm clashing now, no beginning to lose on this break, we're leaving the gold parts Plugs Yeah, that was believed by John Goast I believe his monthly album

Not Ghosts G-O-Z-D The Phantom of the Plugback is here Watch it Thank you to John for that wonderful submission. If you have a submission for our plug back, it's a head over to CBBWorld.com slash plugs. And what are we plugging fortune, obviously,

the LiveLaf love tour? Yeah, go to come see a show. Come see one show. One show. I'm in so many cities in the US, also in Australia, fortunefemeser.com for you. Yeah. And then Fubar on Netflix as well and

I'll stand up specials if you'll get so much so much content out there. Yeah, you're like a content creator in a way I am yeah, you know in your own right Yeah, yeah, okay, and Lord Weber. What do you want to plug here? I Want people to go to this webbing side It's a laughing top on the labpping top, on that desking top, it's vital to you do this. PaulFtobkins.com slash live. What, this sounds like an amazing website.

It's an urgent website. Oh, wait, this is like an amber alert. You must, this is a Ruby alert. My phone, my phone's vibrating. Everyone go to this website, especially if you live in the Philadelphia, Portland, Charleston, South Carolina, or Brooklyn, the New York. Those are great cities. Yes.

Go there now. Because they're immediately. Well, you're not in San Diego like I am. No, I'm not. But Paul Tomkins may be at some point, he may be. He's been seen in San Diego once or twice. I'll be there in two weeks if you want to come. Oh, what?

What do I have to do with this? I don't know. I'm just come to San Diego. Well, Andrew Lloyd, remember, that would be fun to go see fortune in San Diego. We wouldn't be bad. Catch some waves afterwards. Ooh, get a burrito with fries. That would be the top of the world.

Yeah. What? Get a burrito with fries in it. That's impossible. That's the thing they do there in San Diego. Bof! I'm a SoCal kid. That's what you say.

Have you ever had no chips? This is what? Oh, just get chips. Heaps, heaps. That's all delightful. Mr. Monster, what do you want to plug? I'll plug a show called Get Played. It's a video game podcast that I really like hosted by Nick Wiger, Heather Ann Campbell, and Manopodaka.

I had someone on here recently and they refused to plug that show. Really? Couldn't quite tell why. I think I heard that too and I've been to ask about it. I think I heard that too and I'm a bit to ask about it. And then you can catch Matt on a show called Make Some Noise on Dropout. It's an improv show if you can believe that. Doesn't he have some sort of new show coming out on your wolf presents? That's right. It's called the Expo Expo Z, where this very funny comedian, Jacob

Isaki, goes to a bunch of different ex-bows in Southern and he's a his producer on that show and goes with them So it's not he's not on it that much Uh, it's more of my Socky's thing, but he sounds cool. He's cut that out. Yeah No leave it leave it in I He's in it and it's a good he's a good party We don't need to plug it and then there's a show I'll cut it. It's not like you sound a bit sweaty. And there's a show called the prank panel that Matt's girlfriend is on, who's just the

normal person not in entertainment and she's on this TV show. She tried to be on TV one time and got on. Oh, is it that easy? Wow. For her it was. And it was quite a surprise. I guess we should all just try to get on TV. This is the thing you got to know about me on TV. If you want to be on TV, just go on. Just talk about food work. Yeah, you just try. Maybe you should try this.

Oh wow, okay. Maybe I'll try with it at some point. Yeah. I want to plug, God, I don't have anything to plug. Oh, the comedy-bebing book, of course. Going into his third printing. Thank you so much. Yes, I believe we're correcting the mistakes in the first two prittings for this one. And yeah, so go get that. You can get any links at CBBWorld.com slash book. And while you're at CBBWorld, go check out our shows that we have.

We have Scott hasn't seen, of course. We also have CBB Presents. Shows like this book changed my life with Lily Sullivan. And hey, Randy, the Randy Snutshow, we just did something called Hines, I'm Prov to meet you, where oh, you should go on that show, Andrew Lloyd Webber. I reveal why I was breaking you. Oh, it's so good. I was so good. You gotta try to get on that show. Will Hines teaching a character, or a new people from the show improv. Yes, yes, thank you. Another word I couldn't remember again. But head over to CBBWorld.com and you can get all the info over there.

Okay, let's close up the old plug-back. I'm in the back, I'm in the back George I'm in a closing So we take them up and shut them tight And then George I'm in for locking So we take our key and make it right I see You gotta be, you gotta be, you gotta be You gotta be, you gotta be, you gotta be You gotta be, you gotta be, you gotta be Don't you make a closing show we take them up and shut them tight

And don't you make a locking show we take them I'm done. And I'm done. I'm done. I'm done. I'm done. I'm done. I'm done. I'm done. I'm done. I'm done. I'm done. I'm done.

I'm done. I'm done. I'm done. I'm done. I'm done. I'm done. I'm done. I'm done.

I'm done. I'm done. I'm done. I'm done. I'm done. I'm done. I'm done. I'm done. I's right. He's a songwriter. I try to do a big beach. You have half your glove off at this point. Are you ever going to slap Mr. Monster? You must. So yeah. No, we can't to quit. It's kept me out of jail. Fortunately, thank you so much for returning. Great to see you and continue to success to you. And I hope that you play my city and I'll go see your standup show.

I would love that. Are you playing a Hollywood days? Not so nice here. Oh, okay. All right. 2024 is going to be great for me. It's going for a while. Yeah. That's okay. And I want to thank you, Mr. Monster. So great to have you. Specifically. Thank you. What's that? Me specifically. Thank you, Mr. Monster. So great to have you. Specifically, thank you. What's that? Me specifically, thank you. Yeah, I guess I didn't hear you. Maybe you are gonna thank Mr. Lord.

I am, yeah, first I think. Okay, I guess I was just disarmed by the kindness. I don't know. Do you feel like people shouldn't treat you kindly? No, I think people should throw a parade for me anytime they see me or applaud me and turn you room. I'm one of the best cars in history. This guy should play the sub in Fansmith Forest.

The sub. All gagging his mouth. Can you sing Jeremy Perville? Can you sing Jeremy Perville? In the tune of Happy Birthday? Mm-hmm. What part of that song is not, how do you do it? What happened just now?

I don't know. I don't know. Andrew Lloyd Webber, thank you. Can you sing Jeremy Pivot? Of course. Jeremy Pivot. Hi. Jeremy Pivot. Jeremy Pivot.

To you. All right, we'll see you next time. Thanks. Bye. Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo