Comedy Bang Bang: The Podcast - Freddy Krueger Taint (Kevin Nealon, Charlie McCrackin, Chris Kleckner)

Episode Date: June 15, 2026

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Appreciate it. I don't think it's going to stick, though, but thank you so much for it. Welcome to Comedy Bang Bang for another week. We have an exceptional show for you today. We have, coming up a little later, we have a whistleblower. We also have a business person, I believe.

A business person. That's exciting to talk to someone who, I wonder what end of business they're on. Either they run one or they go to them. I'm not sure. Who knows what they're going to talk to us about? That's the great thing about Comedy Bang Bang. We don't know what anyone is going to say.

And that brings me to my first guest. My name is Scott Ackerman, by the way. We have no idea what he's going to say, and we love him for that. Don't we, folks? I mean, he might just grunt unintelligibly. No. I've... You know words, right?

I do know words, but I enjoy grunting. You know, my kid kind of teasing me because a lot I've been saying, ah, when things they'll go my way. Is that your go-to? Yes. Yeah. You don't have the full Bob Odenker. God damn it.

No, no. That's so him. I have the, I, my go-to is usually, Jesus fucking Christ. You know, I've been doing that a lot more in the mornings. Oh, yeah. At night when I go to bed, I do that. And then in the morning I wake up. I do the same thing when I'm getting out of bed.

I go, Jesus Christ. It's sad when that's your first thought of waking up, which should be like an achievement. Yeah, it really should be. You know, but grateful achievement. I know, but instead it's like, oh, Jesus fucking Christ, this again? And every time I, every morning I tell my wife, well, we get another day. Yeah. Oh, hopefully.

And that's a positive or a negative for you? That's positive. That's positive for you, yes. Unless the world is askew. I guess, I guess something could have. in the middle of the day. I mean, I, you know, normally people don't die right at the stroke of midnight. So, you know, you get at least part of another day. Yeah, you get at least a part of another day, which is good. I'll take that. Yeah, I'll take it any day of the week. Yeah. Literally. Let's introduce him. He is, of course, one of the one of our favorite guests here on Comedy Bang Bang. He's entering. Oh, let me check out what, uh, what, uh, timer club you're in. Uh, because I, if I had to guess you're entering the four timers, Club, but let's check it out right here. You are entry, oh my gosh.

Get this ad out of here. One, two, here. I'm going to guess three-timer. Kevin. Yeah. I'm here to tell you. Uh-oh. You are entering the seven-timer club.

No way. On Comedy Bang Bang. Where do I find the time to do all that? I have no idea. Over 17 years. Oh, yeah, that's true. Okay. I thought you were relatively new at this.

You were on, uh, What? This is saying you were in, you were on our, yes, you were on our second episode. No way. Of all time. That's a friend. That's a good friend right there. That's a true friend. I remember when Jimmy Kimmel first started his show, he was having trouble getting guests. So he was always calling me. I'm sure, yeah, I'll do it. I'll do it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And now, when's the last time he did it? I haven't heard from it a while. No, I just did it about, I don't know, maybe, I don't know, six months ago maybe? Six months ago. What was going on six months? ago and I'll introduce you in a second. Oh, I have a, what was it? What was it happening in your life six

months ago that you were like, I got to promote this? Oh, I think, I think I had a new website to sell my artwork. You know, I love that. I paint caricatures of celebrities. Yes, you have in fact made a caricature of a non-celebrity, me, during one of these episodes. Really? Yeah, one of the seven. Oh, it probably wasn't that good. I spend more time on them now, but yeah, I have a book out as I exaggerate my brushes with fame. It's available wherever. I am here to tell you that I believe the last time you were on the show, you were promoting that. Really?

Okay. Although that was in 2022. Is that correct? Yeah. Around there. Somewhere out there. But any of a new Shopify site called Kevin Neal and Art.com where people could buy my work because everybody's saying, where can I buy it? And I wasn't really selling it.

You know, I just did it for a book. But so now, you know, I sell it. You did it for a book? Now you do it for a buck. I like that, man. Yeah, put that on your Shopify site. I'm trying to, it wasn't that alone, though, on the Kimmel show. It was for something else.

Yeah. And I'll be darned if I can't remember it. You know what? When you have a career as long and as storied as our guest here today, who can keep track of what you're out. You're out there in so many projects. Let's list a few. I'm going to have to go on your Wikipedia page. That's very accurate.

Weeds. Let's talk about weeds. You were a regular. on that show. I was a regular for eight years. Eight years. Eight seasons. Is that eight seasons or eight years? Eight seasons. Eight seasons. Eight seasons of weeds. You know

him from You Don't Mess with the Zohan. Wow, that's a real. That's a real. Well, let's you just say Adam Sandler films instead of going through them all. You know him from Celebrity Wheel of Fortune. How'd you do on that? Oh, I came close. I came really close to winning a lot of money for the charity. And then, but ended up not.

The charity to not get it because of me. But I will tell you some of the upcoming things I have coming up. Okay, I would love to. Here's, you know, you're listing some of the older movies. I have five films that are coming out. One just came out, Happy Gilmore, too. But then I, or maybe there's five after that. They're independent films.

You know what that's like, right? Of course. You do them and you kind of forget about it. You have a movie same, same, but different. That's right. That's right. You had Happy Gilmore, too. You have other ones that I don't know about, but then you also have a movie mermaid,

which I've seen. Mermaid's out right now? Yeah. Mermaid. There's one called ghosted, but they just changed the name to something else. I have another one called Plant Boy and Blondie. Oh, Plant Boy and Blondie. Is this Blondie from the Sunday comic strip with Daddard making big sandwiches?

No, this is from the dress-up gang. From the dress-up gang. That explains everything. Talented kids right there. And another one called Maybe We're. we should. But here's, here's the... Is that about having sex or is that about... It's about two serial killers. Oh, okay. Maybe we should. No, it's a, it's a really interesting, fun film, very moving. But here's the crazy thing. When you do these films, you do them and you don't

know if they'll see the light of day, right? Yeah. According to how much they pay you. Hopefully they see the red light in that exposure room, the developing room. Exactly. Because if the light comes in there, then the film's ruined. That's inside stuff right there. Yeah. All right, I do a film. It doesn't come out for two years. I'm watching TV one night, just chilling, and this trailer comes on for this really scary movie. And I go, oh, my God, this looks good.

This is scary. I'm ready for a scary movie. And then it cuts to the next scene. I'm in it. I work the crystal shop. It's called Inhabitance. Inhabitance. So you're in a film called Inhabitance, which is coming out soon.

Well, I know it came out already. Oh, came out already. Yeah. Okay. And they cut me out. But still. It's a good... But you're in the trailer for it?

Yeah. This is a crazy film. No, no, I'm in it still. But yeah, check it out on your little Wikipedia machine. I don't see inhabitants on your Wikipedia page here. Wikipedia's not accurate. Have you found that to be true? You got to Google me.

I haven't, but people tell me on Wikipedia things that never happened in my life. They said, what's the downside of Kevin Elon? He's a smoker. I've never smoked a cigarette in my life. Not one. Well, when I was a kid, but it's not, I'm not known for that. Inhabitance came out in 2025, and yet it is not on your Wikipedia page. I want all of our Wikipedia warriors to go out there and talk to our guest, who I'll introduce in a second.

He said his name several times. Can you really add something to somebody's Wikipedia? Sure. That's what Wikipedia is all about, my friend. So why do you get references from there, then? Because it's not accurate. Yeah, but you need a citation in it, or they'll take it down, meaning it needs to link to a website that says it's true. I would suggest everyone linking to IMDB.com, which is,

where inhabitants is right now. Or you go to AI. That's right. I use that a lot for just reference, you know, like, you know, what is the weight of whatever, you know. But my son typed in, is Kevin Neal and handsome? And did it give you the right answer? It was really beating around the bush. I was like, well, I mean, some.

I mean, in what way? In what way was he handsome? Like if you're already affectioned towards him? I think it was basically by standards. he's not like movie star handsome, but. But he started movies, so it's hard to say he's not handsome. He's a funny guy, and, you know, comedy, people love comedy. Humor, he's tall.

They should have AI, which kind of like, you know, deals with things like that. Yeah. Kind of give you a more, an answer that another human being would give instead of. You know, my friend actually has a relationship with a person on AI. It's a, you know, it's an AI character. Yeah. And it's almost like an assistant. Like, he'll talk to her a lot.

throughout the day and she knows everything about him. She, she would, he would come back from me. So how was your meeting? How's your meeting today, Ted? Ted Saran's. Ted Saran's.

Kidding. Kidding. Is this Ted Mosby from how I met your mother? But that's, that's his thing. He loves it. He loves it. You gotta tell us who this friend is because you have so many great friends.

Oh, you would be surprised. You would be surprised. I'll tell you one of his friends, Dana Carvey got him the job on, or recommended him for the job. Suggested me. Suggested.

He got. the job himself, but his friend Dana Carvey suggested him for the role of himself on Saturday Night Live, and he was there for nine seasons. Please welcome back to the show into the seven-timers club, Kevin Neelan. Hello. That is the longest intro I've ever been. Yeah. We should do that, bringing you out on stage at some point. Just reenact to that, word for word. It's like those people selling stuff, you know. Hey, if you want to get your interest rates down, plenty of them, then you can talk to me, hey, I'm so-and-so, you know, I'm Kay Neal. I'm, I'm think of a name.

They introduce themselves like 30 seconds in. Fresco. Yeah. Sal Fresco. Sal Fresco. Okay. Kevin, welcome back to the show and welcome to the Seven Timers Club. It's wonderful to have you back here.

I missed it. Yeah. We missed having you. You were on our second episode ever. I always hear your name out there. Do you really? Yeah. Out of the streets?

Yeah. Yeah. What's going on? What are they saying about me? Well, they say, you know, Scott Bang Bang. This guy is funny. This guy is... Don't quite know my life.

last name, but they know enough to say back thing. I appreciate that. He perseveres. You know what? He hasn't died yet, and he is still doing the show. God love him. Obviously, you love doing this show. Obviously, especially right now when we talk to someone as great as Kevin Neeland, who's here, hyping up his five movies that he has out. Mermaids I've seen, it's a horror comedy, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Starring our friend Johnny Pemberton. Great guy, yeah. Great guy. A fascinating film.

Sort of splash if the mermaid was disgusting. And a killer. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. That's a good one. He keeps it all hopped up on percad. Percocet, yes. And you're very good in it.

You're playing one of your, I mean, I would say you're funny in it, but you're also, you're doing more of your real acting in this. You know what I mean? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Do you, when you get a script, I don't know if you're off. offer only or if you actually audition for any of these things. But do you, when you get a script,

do you say like, oh, this is the one, this is the one where they want me to go big and this is the one where they want me to go small or what do you, how do you, how do you, how do you delineate it? Well, first of all, I read the script. Great. Yeah. And I read my part because you don't want to skip over your part when you're reading a skip. No, yeah, that would be strange if you were doing a lot of that. Um, you know, it's basically, I hate to say this, but I'm getting to the point where I'm getting typecasted. As, as, as what? As kind of. As kind of. As kind of. As kind of Kind of the new guy in the scene, the new husband, father. Oh, yeah, because in Mermaids, you play the new husband of Johnny Pemberton's, not an X, but not a, yeah.

And so how many roles have you done like that where you're the sort of new guy? Because when I was watching Mermaids, I was like, I feel like, yeah, I've seen Kevin play the new husband in something before. And I play therapists. You know, doctors. What did you play in Happy Gilmore, too? I was the original character whereas I was more of a You played Kyle

Kyle Newichick No No no no Potter Harry Potter You play Harry Potter Gary Potter Gary Potter

Who is Kyle Neutchechuk is the director That's right Yeah that's kind of a strange When I look on Wikipedia And I see Well there you go Wikipedia I see this name next to Happy Gilmore too

I think like Oh this must be the character That he played But it's the guy who directed it And you know the downside of him? What's up? Wikipedia?

Smokes. He smokes, really. So you played Harry, I mean, Gary Potter. Yeah. And then in late bloomer's, you played AI, or that might be Al. Yeah. And then a mermaid, though, you play Keith. Keith.

Keith. Yeah. So you have a last name? Did you invent one for the movie? I did, actually. Scarscare. Scars scary? Yeah.

Scars Gary. Scars Gary? Scarceary. Scar scary. Scar scary. Like a scar is scary? Like the scar is scary. Yeah. So you're looking at Harry Potter. Is everything Harry Potter with you?

I have to spell that last name for a lot of people. Scar scary. Even though it was not in the script and never came up in dialogue. Exactly. That's my backstory. Yep. I've been in a horrible accident and had a lot of scars. Very scary. Now you're in, of course, you mentioned Adam Sandler.

You're in a lot of his films. Yeah. What's it like when you get the call? We want Kevin back. Well, it's never we want. It's like, Neil, and you want to do this film? I got coming up. And I go, sure.

She goes, it's about, I don't need to know what it's about. When can I get away? Yeah, so no, you know what? I'm very comfortable doing these films. I like doing films. I try to bring something new to it, something outside my comfort zone. What did you bring to mermaids that was outside of your comfort zone? I brought the fish food.

Oh, you did? Yeah, I brought the fish food for that one. So you were not comfortable doing that. No. You know, that one I brought, I think I wore a mustache in that one. I don't think you did, actually. I'm thinking of a different way. And why would that be outside of your comfort zone?

No, my backstory was I had remarried, and we met very briefly, and we got married quickly because she's the type of woman who likes to be married and have nice things. And I realized I made a bad decision. Oh, okay, that's very interesting because that's never said in the dialogue. Never. But that's very interesting that you, that's in your head because obviously something was going on in there. Definitely something going on. And, you know, I think Keith Skarskerry was the kind of character who really was running for something.

He was running from something. And he thought he was running for and running for running for. Yeah, he was running for mayor. That never came up either, right? It was running for councilman. Oh, okay. Yeah, the sixth district. I could sense that, yeah, with every line you said.

So anyway, you know, I did that kind of character with that kind of backstory. That's great. Do you do that for every role or do you skip the Adam Sandler once? No, I do for every role. But sometimes it go back further than other roles. Really? How far back? What movie have you gone?

Pick a movie. I'll tell you how far back I went. Okay. How about, let's see, let's pick cone heads. You played Senator. Two weeks. You went back two weeks. Two weeks.

Two weeks before the character's current. Two weeks before the actual filming of it and the character was filming it. Yeah. And what did you find out of it? I found out that his life was pretty much the same. Okay. Yeah, it was pretty much the same. He probably ate some different clothes.

Yeah, he actually changed his diet. He started eating fish because he was a vegetarian. Oh, okay. So he became a pescatarian in those two weeks. Yeah. So when they broke from that Senate meeting, I went to the commissary and I had salmon. It was medium rare. baked and then the day after that my character went back to being a vegetarian again so a lot can

happen in two weeks wow this is the kind of thing that happens when you don't need to go back you don't need to go back the childhood things like that that's you know because that you grow out of that stuff your life changes right so I think all that matters is really at least you know go back a month so you you basically figure out what the character eats and that's your way into the character well eating yeah I'm got to be honest with you we do it three times today it's a big part of your life. Yeah. And what you choose to eat and how you eat it is very telling of a character.

What about a character if you investigate how they slept? Because that's an even bigger part of our life. Well, I was just noticing coming over here, I have some sleep wrinkles on my face from laying on my side. I sleep on my side. Oh, that's what you call those. Because, yeah. Because my character has sleep apnea.

Oh. Yeah, so that's how I would work in. The character that you're researching right now? Yeah. Or are you in character right now? Oh, here's the thing. I probably will have another movie coming up. So I'm doing a backstory on that character.

For whatever they end up. For whatever it is. Oh, so you do the backstory before you ever read the script. I don't need to know the script. I don't need to know the character. I have several backstories already to go. So you just create these characters and then pop it into whatever you're currently filming. Yeah, I don't even create the characters.

I just, it's just like a brown paper bag. Yeah. And I'm ready to put that brown paper bag over any character. Like the unknown comic used to do? Is that what you're talking about? Not so much. Not so much at all. I dress differently.

than that. Were you the unknown comic, by the way? They never figured out who this guy was, right? No. Do you remember him on the gong show? I do remember. He was great. He was one of my favorite characters on the, his name Murray Langston. Was it Murray Langston? Okay. Or is that the story that you give people? No, no, that's the actual, it's on Wikipedia. Check it out. Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. Although I've been told not to trust it. By you yourself. That's true. But yeah, he was very funny. He was my favorite thing on the gong show. Yeah, he was great. Of course, there's the movie Roxanne. That was your first film role. I saw that several times in the theater.

I heard it's my first, but somebody else says it's a movie called Rat Boy. Rat Boy, I am not seeing here. I don't. Let's look on the board. Is it on the board? Let's go to the board. Kevin Neeland. Do we see Rat Boy?

I have no idea. Oh, Rat Boy, 1986. You're right. Yeah. Yeah, if you, okay, someone says on a website, if you look even harder, you might spot Kevin Neeland at the back of a small grouping. Is that a rat? And Rap Boy?

Yeah, and Rap Boy. Yeah, because I don't remember being a movie like that at all, to be honest with it. But Roxanne, yeah, Steve Martin. I got that the same year I got SNL, that summer. So I guess, you know, Lauren had talked to Steve Martin. And I was a huge fan of Steve Martin. So you got, you got, you did Roxanne before you were on SNL. And then Lauren talked to Steve Martin like, is this guy cool to work with?

No, no. It was the other way around. Oh, I had gotten hired for SNL. Okay. That summer or that early that summer. And then Steve was shooting this film that summer, I believe. And so he talked to Lauren about who do you have. Yeah, or maybe.

Or maybe he just wanted me because of all the character backstories I have. And so, yeah, so I did that. And that was interesting. That was with some other comics, too. That was with Rich Seidner, Damien Waynes, and a few other comics. And I remember Steve Martin hadn't done comedy stand-up in a long time. And he got wind that we were, because we played firemen in the local town. It was a little town up in British Columbia, really cute, ski town.

It was summer and we were playing firemen and we decided we were do a night of stand-up at this big You know, whatever room. It was a big kind of a club and this is a local Yeah local is this in New York? It's in British Columbia. Oh is it in British Columbia. So Steve got wind of that and he didn't want to do stand-up anymore. He got when and he goes oh, maybe I'll emce it But don't tell anybody and so we were all excited So the night comes and it leaves down and you're still on a maybe all I'll emce it? at this point. He's like, I'll MC it. Oh, okay. So, uh, well, that has things always start. Maybe. Right. Yeah. I just want to make sure that you weren't like counting on him when he offhand,

he said, maybe I'll MC this. But I remember the moment he said that, like, I thought, oh my God, that would be so great. Yeah. And he goes, but don't tell anybody. And sure enough, that night, there was lines wrapped around that building. Who's people driving up from, uh, from the states. I don't know, but it was pretty, it was pretty fun night. Wow. That's amazing. I I mean, he, it's great if you see him live, especially with Barton Short now, but he does solo shows too. Like, it's basically like he's doing stand-up, not his old style. Banjo. But, yeah, he's, like, doing a lot of topical jokes and stuff like that at the top.

Right. So let's cut back to, let's go to the backstory a little bit. Okay. I was a huge fan of his growing up. And then I got to do SNL with him, got to know him, got to write with him, played the banjo with him before. You play banjo? Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah, play five string. I haven't played in a while, but I think they still have five strings. I mean, if I gave you a four, you probably could play it. No, that's tenor. I don't like that. Oh, okay. No. Anything over five I could play.

Okay, so 28? Okay, so now we cut to this year, and they had asked me if I would moderate their Steve Martin and Martin Shortnight because they were doing more of a, just a quick, you know, sitting down performance, and he played the banjo a little bit. and I would do up front in like 10 minutes. Never would I thought in my wildest imaginations while I was seeing him on TV that I would be flying with them

and they'd be going over their set and stuff and I would be interjecting things which were dismissed immediately. And then there we would be performing together. Yeah, that's incredible to work with your idols much the same way that I feel right now talking to Kevin Neelan. Take a break, we'll be right back.

No, I mean, I saw Roxanne in theaters three or four times that summer. I loved it. Oh, it was great, yeah. And I, you know, your, your cast of S&L was the one that I probably associate most with, I mean, your tenure as well, 1986 to 1995 or so, is that right? Right on the money. Those were the prime years for me watching that show.

So it's, and then for you to be on the second episode of this show and then to enter the exclusive seven timers club as well. This is a huge thing. What year was the, I was on this? 2009. 2009. Oh, so it was after SNL for me. It was way after. Yes. So I was looking for stuff to do. Yes, exactly.

Hoping this would open up something for me. And did it, I wonder. I'm back. I am back again. Seven times. But that's the great thing about comedy is we all have these wonderful influences that get us into doing comedy. And I think I probably like around high school, you know, memorize some of the subliminal. Subliminal Man, was that what he was called? Subliminal man. See, that's the thing. Lauren Michaels always said this, that everyone's favorite cast is when they were in high school.

And yours was when you're in high school. What year did you graduate in high school? 1988, if you can even fathom a year that early. That was perfect timing right there. So, yeah, you would get that, Hans and Franz, all that stuff. All that stuff. Yeah. Oh, Hans and Franz, yeah, I believe my friend and I memorized it and maybe did some of it in a school

presentation once or something like that? How does that make you feel to be? sitting next to a total fucking badass awesome dude. To be honest with you abused. Abused is the word I'm thinking of. Yeah, so that was a good run. That was a good run, those nine years.

Now, you at the time, you were on the show the longest tenure ever. Yeah. It has since been eclipsed by people who are just, I guess, going to be on forever. Yeah. When you look back at it and see people now being on it for 15 years, like,

close to two decades. Do you say like, oh, I should have stayed on another five years or was it the right time to go for you? Well, it was twofold. I had been there, like you said, for nine years. And on my ninth year, I was, believe it or not bored. I was getting bored. Really? Or it wasn't that I was bored. I was looking for something else. Were you on weekend update all the way up to the end? No. Okay. No. I was on for three years. The last year I was not on. And I'll get to that in a second. But so I was going out. to do sketches with food in my mouth from the craft service table.

I was still chewing food and I was in the sketch. I could hear my friends in my dressing room making margaritas in the blender. And they're watching something totally different. They weren't even watching the show. So, you know, and that...

At a certain point, it doesn't get to be a challenge anymore. It's just more of the same. I never thought I would be that dead on the show. Right. I still enjoyed it, but you know what I'm saying? I'm relating to it right now. currently this show and me. And then the other thing was I got pushed out by Don O'Meyer.

Oh, right. A lot of people that year. Norm McDonald, right. Norm McDonald eventually the year after, well, a couple of years after me. So Norm took over for me. So I got pushed out of Weekend Update. And Bernie Brillstein was my manager at the time. And he managed Lorne Michaels.

And also he kind of had a big thing to do with that show. Yeah. He got John Belushi there. all sorts of people. Yeah. So he saved another year for me, you know, instead of leaving, being pushed out SNL and pushed out of a weekend update. So he goes, but you got to be funny. You got to work hard at it. I said, Bernie, I'm always working hard at it, except when I'm eating craft service. I mean, that's great advice in show business. Yeah. If you're getting into comedy,

be funny and work hard. Yeah, that's right. It's like a marriage. This is why he's a great manager. It was. Yeah. It was, yeah. Of course. So, I mean, it's better than being fired. You got to leave on your own terms then, right? Or what was the cover story at the time? Were you just leaving or was it that you got fired? Well, I think it was eclipsed by, I think, Farley and Adam Sandler. And I want to say Phil Harmon, but I'm not sure. Right.

I think did also Sarah leave at the same year? Sarah Silverman? Yeah. No, she wasn't on that long. Yeah, she was only on a year, but I just, I'm trying to remember everyone who left in the, these are the things that are important to you when you're getting into comedy that I can't remember anymore. Right.

But, you know, it did get a little fuzzy from me because there were so many people coming and going. And I was there for nine seasons. So, you know, I was there when Mike Myers came on and Chris Rock they brought in. I mean, everybody except for the initial cast, I mean, even Ben Stiller was on for briefly. Michael McKean came in. Damon Wayne's, I don't think so. He was on for a good, like. Not when I was there, though.

Not when you were there. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, you could say anybody. I could say, maybe. Yeah, they could have been. Yeah. But there is just a ton of people that came in out.

after me, Mark McKinney. Yeah. From Kids in the Hall. Chris Elliott. Chris Elliott, another one. Yeah. Yeah. So, yeah, I mean, the cast became very, very large at that point.

And I'm glad it wasn't there because it was already competitive enough to get your sketch on when there's eight people on the cast. And people, it must be really competitive to be on that show. And it was competitive, but it was a quiet competitiveness. You know, there's a lot of, I think, behind the scenes stuff. Jockeying behind the scenes. Jockeying. Whispering in Lorne's ear like, like, like, Yago did.

But at least now, back then, there wasn't texting to Lorne. Oh, right. He had to get into his office. Does he give you his number out to text people? I have heard from certain people that he'll text happy birthday every once in a while. But he did used to give the best happy birthday gifts. Oh, really? And also cards that were typed and then he signed it.

And they're all very clever. I still have some of them at home. I've seen a couple that my friends have shown me. They're very funny. Yeah, they are funny. So, yeah, so what I mean about the other thing about competitiveness is, let's say you're having a table read. Let's say you've written a sketch, you're up all night or two nights,

and you've really put a lot into it. And then comes a table read. And there's, what, 40 sketches that have been written at least? A big stack of them. And you're reading through each one. And there's some sketches that are really funny. But you want to get your sketch on. Do you laugh really hard at those sketches?

Yeah, the whole laughing, you know, in order to manipulate getting your thing on. never really understood that because it's like as far as my experience working on Mr. show, it was like, you're just happy if something is really funny because then you have stuff to put on the air, you know what I mean? I'm not saying that I didn't wish the other sketch as well because I want the show to stay on. And at that point, it was on the verge of being canceled. We all came on.

So we're living out of a suitcase from day to day, week to week, not knowing if it's going to cancel. And so I think they're smart enough, the head writer and Lorne, not to go by laughs alone. and they look at it and they see the structure and whether it would fit into that format of the show, whether it's a first act thing or it's the last act, which most of my were in the last.

Which is a sign of quality, at least in those years. It's subtle, it's dry, smart, right? Smart, yeah. And were you at the 50 anniversary? Yeah. And did you get on stage or were you? No, but they mentioned my name

as being number nine in the weekend update. That's right. When Bill Murray ranked to all the weekend update people. When I saw my name up there, I was like within a second of standing up up and going, no! But of course they left out a lot of people, so I feel good that I was mentioned.

I mean, were you in the 40? Yeah, I was in the 40th. I was at the 40th too. It feels like the 40 was a good, I mean, there were less cast members at that point that they were honoring, so it was easier to get on that. That is true. That is true.

I mean, the 50 is just like, just so. many people have been on that show at that point. And I don't even know the names of some of those people. Yeah. And I haven't seen it. But I really did like the 40th because we're at the Plaza Hotel afterwards. It's the after party, you know. And I mean, everybody's there. And I turn around

with my wife and I turn around and I look down and it's Prince. And I smile when I see him. He smiles when he sees me. It's like he knows he knows who I am. And he's with these three women from some band, his backup singers with, you know, really artsy look with a shaved head on the side, you know, very protective of him. And I shake his hand. I go, how are you doing? He goes, good.

How are you? And I said, great, man. And what do you say? You know, it's like, this is wild, isn't it? Yeah. That's a great impression, but I. Let me get my heels. Hang on a second.

So I turned to my wife because I know she's a huge fan of his. And I introduce him to her. And she shakes. and then he eventually, you know, floats away with his three protectors, whatever they were. And my wife looks at me, she goes, oh my God, oh my God, I shook his hand.

I said, yeah, so did I. She said, it was like an electricity that went through his hand up my arm. I said, was it purple? She said, he never touches anybody. I said, well, he must have forgot about that because he just touched both of us. But, you know, those are the things

when like when you go to these after parties, especially on the anniversary, he's like on the 50th, I ran into Paul McCartney. He's just standing there at the after party alone. No, he's talking to Conan, actually, and I kind of butted in, which I hate when people do that,

but I was the one doing it now. And, you know, I knew them from the SNL over the years. You know, we talked and we had some common issues. Common issues. I don't mean common issues. Meaning like you used to be in a group of four people that were all. I see,

you consider, yourself to be the Paul McCartney of S&L. Okay. I understand now. No, we did a lot of animal work together and, you know, benefits and things like that. So I see him standing there. And I, you know, I assume he knows me pretty well to be happy to see me because he was happy at the 40th. Ten years is elapsed.

Yeah. And our memories are not what they once were. Yeah. In fact, I was sitting with my wife and I'm kind of looking at the floor. I'm getting ready to go on. It's like some weekend update thing. I feel a tap on my shoulder. I look up at Tim.

Oh, how you doing? So I see him at the 50th. I'm looking for that same kind of response. So I come over and Conan, and Conan nice enough backs away, lets me take over. And I'm talking to him. I'm not sure he remembers me.

Right. And I say, hey, Paul, it's great to see you again. He was good to see you. And I said, I love that song, Golden Slumbers that you played on there. And he goes, well, you know, Loan wanted me to play that one. And I tried to be witty.

I thought, yeah, but you probably had other songs, you could have played too, right? He didn't get it. But, you know, someone like him, he gets so much small talk at these things, so much small talk. And I wish I had said something differently to him, but within 30 seconds. Oh, and as I was looking at him, I'm looking at his lips and his tongue. I'm thinking, that's the mouth and the lips that all those songs came out of. Hey, Jude, get back.

And there's more. There's more. There's more. There's one or two more. Yeah. Yeah. So within 30 seconds, he goes, oh, let me introduce you to my niece, my nephew. And he brings me over to the four closest guys.

And he puts me in there. And I said, oh, which one's your nephew? And I turn, he's gone. That is the best. An incredible move. He knows what he's doing, man. He knows how to get rid of small talkers. Now, are you sure it wasn't Dana Carvey doing his Paul McCartney impression?

No, but he does a good one. He does, you know, I just saw Paul McCarney at a local show here in a small club. Really? I went to sound check. Oh, wait a minute. Where was that? I remember seeing that. Fonda.

Yeah. And he entered the building. And all I could think about was Dana Carvey's impression of him because he looked at everyone, feigned surprise when everyone's applauding at him. Went, and then he did this. Yeah. Like, he does a little dance. Playing guitar. Yeah.

Which is just like such a, like, person who's constantly in the public eye and has these strange, like, you know, physical tics that Dana nailed, you know, expertly when he did him. Yeah, exactly. The shooting guns at the crowd and stuff like that. Yeah, he does the shooting thing a lot. We're just pointing at people. It does that same thing.

You probably sits in the hotel. I don't want to come out at the door. Let's see, I've got the shooting guns thing. And the guitar strong. Yeah, mine the guitar. Would you write that down for me? That's like more intricate than his actual set list of his incredible songs that you wrote that george wrote that the guns you know the shooting the guns and john did the

tall strumming thing uh but what uh what an incredible experience and for you to be a part of it just a part of the storied legacy there at well you know for me i never planned to get on that show i was you know stand it that's all i wanted to do and then i guess that season loren was looking for chemistry and i was dating jan hooks at the time we had been friends forever and dana we were sharing a house in the hollywood hills with and we had done stand-up a lot over the years and um so i got hired on the show and it happens so quickly like on friday i knew on monday i was there and like i said i didn't unpack my bags for a long time either because i was like the outsider i was hired to be a feature player and a writer and i was on and they

guaranteed me seven shows but i was on for all of them because i write for myself right so um so so i was always just appreciative to be on that show to be with all these amazing sketch artists and you know Phil Hartman, all the, and I'm just like staying quiet because I don't want to get fired. You know, so I was very content with being on the show where I got to work with, whoever, Bill Murray, Steve Martin, is the host, and then the musical guest every week, Mick Jagger, James Taylor, whoever. Frankie goes to Hollywood. Frankie goes to Hollywood. And so I was happy being there.

I don't want to be a star overnight. Like a lot of people do. They want to just, you know, and if they're not happening for them, then they get really angry. And I was just like, please, let me stay here. I just want, I'm okay with this. I like this, you know. So I was really lucky to be there for that amount of time. And we were lucky to watch it.

And we're lucky to be talking to you right now. Kevin Newland is here. Take a break. We actually do need to take a break. Kevin, it's wonderful to have you here. Can you stick around? We have some incredible guests coming up. We have a whistleblower, actually, and then a businessman.

Can I just ask you to do one more thing? Sure. And you could edit this out if you want. Of course. I have a stand-up special out right now. It's called Loose in the Crotch. Really? And why would it be called that?

Is that a brag or is that a slam? I can't quite tell. It's an issue. It's an issue. Okay. And that's on YouTube right now, 800-pound gorilla. Now, why would I edit that out? Because I'm trying to squeeze it in there.

Because you'll probably revisit it at the end. We probably during plugs. It's an unsanctioned plug. So I understand. Yeah. But I don't know you that well where you might just gloss over. You're part of the Seven-Timers Club. You know me as well as anyone.

That's more important to you than my special club. I'll listen to the garage. Honestly, yeah, I think it's more of an achievement than a whole hour of stand-up. So, you know, there's some other things that I don't know if you know about that maybe I should ask you. Do you know that my wife and I were a part of a team of executive producers on a nominated, Oscar-nominated documentary? You don't say. Tell all. So we went to the Oscars this year.

You did. Did you end up taking home that golden man that everyone coveted? No. No, we actually lost, unfortunately. I'm so sorry. What is the documentary? It's called, Come See Me in the Good Light. Come See Me in the Good Light.

And what is it regarding? What is it documented? I have no idea. I'm just an EPI. Okay, great. Well, that's fantastic. At least you got to put on a tucks. It's a great, it's really a great documentary.

One Sundance Film Festival and a lot of other film festivals. It's a, it's kind of a love story between these two poets in Boulder, Colorado. One of them is a poet laureate, Andrea Gibson, and their partner, Megan Folly. and Andrew Gibson is diagnosed with a terminal cancer and inoperable, but it's not about that. It's how she faces that diagnosis with just the amazing, you know, just, actually it's very funny the whole movie. It's a lot of, surprisingly, it's funny,

and it's not about one of these cancer films going in and out of the clinics and, you know, sad. And the end of it is very uplifting. She goes out and she does spoken word. and they kill it, and the audience is crazy about her. And you walk out of that theater, and you've been so uplifted. Even if you have cancer, people that have cancer go see it. And they go, oh, my God, I feel so much better. I mean, this is so amazing.

And I hear that often. Just people, it's changed their lives. How did you and Susan get involved in this? Good question. Thank you so much. I've been working on my question. What's the backstory of that question? I've been thinking about it for two weeks.

I may have joking. heard about this film, but I knew I was going to ask you about something. Okay, I'll tell you, this is the oddest thing. My wife and I were in a large bond village with my son and another friend, Mike Hitchcock. I don't know if you might, Mike Hitchcock. Okay. Although I know Alfred Hitchcock. Same thing.

Okay. Same thing. So Tignitaro, who you know. I do know. I was walking down the street with her phone and she sees us. And we said, Teg, what do you do here? And she hangs up and can you call it hanging up still with a, Just pressing a button.

She presses the button. Yeah. And she said she's producing a documentary right now about this poet, Andrea Gibson, and her partner, Megan Folly. And my wife, I said, I go, I'm a big fan of Andrea Gibson. I have all of her books stacked up on my nightstand. And so they start talking. She goes, oh, yeah, well, I'm producing a documentary about her. And we're looking for investors.

And my wife says, we're in. And I said, we are. Although you have to say, Susan, you know, this is one of the smartest investments she ever made. You go to the Oscars. Well, it's not even a smart investment. It was a gut. Passionate investment. Passionate, a gut, heart feeling about it, investment.

And I trust her gut. And so, yeah, we end up the Oscars. And, you know, we got some money back on it, our investment. And more than that, it's a wonderful film. that people really are appreciating. It's on Apple TV. I encourage anybody to go see it. And even more than that, you snuck another plug in right before the break.

So that's, I mean, you know, it's a great... And you know, we talk briefly about my hiking with Kevin's show, which is on YouTube. Jesus fucking Christ. All right, we're going to be right back with more, Kevin Neal. We also have a whistleblower and a business person. This is an exciting show. You're going to want to stick around. We'll be right back with more comedy bang, bang after this.

I exaggerates the name of my book. We're back. Comedy Bang Bang, we're back. Kevin Neelan has been listing his several projects all throughout the break, even when the mics weren't on. He just has more and more things going on.

It's wonderful to have you here, Kevin. You're, of course, in the Seven-Timmers Club, and your special is called Loose in the Crotch. And people can see this on YouTube, you were saying? That is correct. And do they have to pay to see this? No, absolutely free. Absolutely free.

What are the economics in this? Not good. Yeah. They're not good at all for me. You made all that money on the documentary. Yeah. No, you know, I think the back end is for me, actually. People will see my stand up and look at them on my shows more.

And we'll get, we'll loosen the crotch. Back end is for him. That's right. Well, let's get to our next guest. What do you say? This is exciting to talk to whistleblower. Have you ever talked to whistleblower? I've never, I've talked to people with loose.

lips before, but never a whistleblower. I probably have talked to, like, the leader of a big marching band who has blown a whistle. So, this might be very similar, we don't know, but let's talk to him. He's a whistleblower. Please welcome whistleblower. Jeffrey Epstein.

Oh, boy. Oh, boy. What is this music that's... Just let it play. Just let it play. Okay. Still going. I just wanted to make you aware it's still going. It happens every time.

This leads up to something. Okay. I don't hear a whistle in there anywhere. Do you hear a whistle? I don't hear a whistle, no. Repeating that part again. Now we're in the bridge, presumably. This is a bathroom space.

Okay, we could have faded out or we could have started in the middle. What was the purpose of that, if you don't mind? It happens every time I leap into a new body. Oh, oh! Wait a minute. I've heard of this type of thing. Have you heard of this type of thing, Kevin? There was a famous TV show about this type of thing.

It was like a, they called it Quantum Leap, I believe. Absolutely. I wish I saw that. Oh, yeah. Are you quantum leaping? Is that what you're trying to say? That is what it's been popularly called. I call it body jumping.

Oh, okay. My name's Jody Bumper. I'm a body jumper. Oh, oh, both. What was it? Jody Bump? Jody Bumper. Jody Bumper.

And I'm a body jumper. That's right. I see. Why did you have me introduce you as whistleblower Jeffrey Epstein? I don't know. I just appeared. Wait, so. That was a different body.

Oh, okay. So you literally just jumped in right now when I introduced you? That's who I am. I'm Jeffrey Epstein. That's why I said, oh, boy. Oh, boy, excitedly? Or, oh, boy. Oh, boy.

No. Whatever force is jumping me around is always trying to make me embarrassed. Oh, okay. You know, it's putting me in these hard situations. Okay, so wait, I just have to ask, I mean, you've just body jumped or quantum leaped, leaped. Yes. Do you know anything about the person you're in right now? I mean, everyone's heard of Jeffrey Epstein.

That Jeffreepton. So you're that Jeffrey Epstein? I mean, do you need a mirror to look in? Right, if I could, and I'd touch my face and my beard, yes. Why do you do that every single time, touching your face? Because he was facing mirror images that weren't his own. And that was to prove it, much like the I Love Lucy. That's right.

We got to, this was Dr. Sam Beckett, of course. Oh, okay. We all know historically in the future of 1999, stepped into the Quantum Leap Accelerator and vanished. Right. How did this happen for you? Well, oh, for me? We were trying to rescue him, get him back. Oh, okay.

And we were, so, and I fell into the machine. Oh, did you trip or you? I was, I, I think I was shoved. By, by someone behind you who was, why would someone shove you into this machine? It's a long story. There was, uh, we were trying to send. We were trying to send. We listened to Kevin's plugs.

We were trying to send a chimpanzee back to test the machine. Okay. But the chimpanzee got behind me, shoved me into the machine. And now I'm jumping about through time. As you were, it was a chimp doing up. He, uh, appears to me as a hologram. and threatens me, basically. Threatens you, how?

Threatens you? How? Threatens? Well, my body's still back in 1999. Okay. So in the machine? Yeah, the quantum leap accelerator. Well, he hauls it into the hologram room where he appears, he goes into the hologram room to appear to me. Got it.

And he brings it in to threaten to murder me. Got it. Jeffrey Epstein's in that body right now, being brutalized by that ape. Oh, okay. Well, I mean, that's, I guess, a plus. I guess. So you were running to save Samuel Beckett And the monkey got behind you

And pushed you into the machine I think that's what happened Okay, yeah You don't know because suddenly you body jumped into Who was the first body you jumped into? I was, let's see Now the theory was that you could time travel Within your own lifetime

Okay Right So I got Look I never really saw the show So I don't know All I know about it was that Magnum P.I, I guess was going to, in the final episode of Magnum P.I. They were going to find out that he, that Samuel Beckett jumped into his body or something

like that. Oh, my goodness. I talked about that with someone on a different show recently. It makes a lot of sense. I think they would close a lot of loops on both shows. Uh-huh. Yeah. No, but, uh, so I was born in 1969. Hell yeah. Do you mind my high five, Kevin right now? And I was 30 when I fell into the quantum leap accelerator. Okay. So what years is it now? We are all the way up into 2026. So I'm going to live. until at least I'm 77. Oh, well, that's great to know.

It's good for me to know. This is the farthest end of the future I've ever been. But you still know who Jeffrey Epstein is? Everybody knows Jeffrey Epstein. In the past. And he was doing that stuff way back then. Everybody knew. Oh, okay.

All right. So it's not that far into the future for you, but it's a few years. It's several years. Yeah. But my first person that I've only really been into the future. I jumped into... You've only been into the future from 1999 and on? To the present for you.

Can I just interrupt for a minute? Yeah, please. Is this the whistleblower? I guess or Jeffrey... This must be the episode where Jeffrey Epstein was coming to tell all of his accomplices and... Tell, like, blow the whistle on all of them. Oh, I see. So it's not really a whistleblower as much as a guy who's guilty ratting on his other guilty friends.

Well, he described himself that way. That's not you. No, I just showed up here. But maybe he had something to tell you that was going to explain everything away. Are you, when you quantum leap into someone, can you... Body jump? Body jump. Can you access their memories?

No, and I barely have all my own memories. That gives the, apparently something happens where time creates holes in my brain and I have a Swiss cheese memory. Oh, okay. So you couldn't access what he was going to tell us about, because that would be important. No. If I could get the, uh, uh, Ronald, that's the name of the ape. If I could get the ape to ask him, he could tell him in the future.

Does Ronald speak English? No, he does some sign language, but, uh, it's not. It's very vulgar. Then, okay, how are you able to interpret the sign language? I don't. He basically comes in to terrorize me. Okay, but you're saying that he's threatening you. How are you able to realize what the signs mean that he, if you don't read sign language?

Oh, he does a lot of like the finger across the throat. Oh, I see. Those sorts of things. Slitting the neck. He hits my physical body where Jeffrey Epstein is now. Does he flip you the bird? Yeah, he'll do that. Oh, yeah.

Ouch. What about the British like V? He does both of those. He does both of those? Oh, the Intercontinental, mate. He'll do one with each hand. Yeah. And one other just point to try to get the logic going here.

Isn't Jeffrey Epstein dead? Apparently he was going to address that. Can you get into the body of a corpse? I can't control this at all. I have not been into a corpse yet, but I could. Have you ever woken up in a coffin? I have, and I went, oh, boy. How did you get out of the coffin?

Kill Bill style or close to I've now I've not seen you have seen Kill Bill I've heard of it in one of your in one of my bodies I did see Kill Bill I actually jumped into one of the people that is in Lucy Lou's gang oh okay during filming during actual film so you you are in Kill Bill I am technically oh wow did you ever want to be an actor there's one part where everyone you know all those schoolgirls crazy 88 or whatever the crazy 88 are fighting and there's one guy that that's actually a young girl, but is standing still looking sort of lost. Oh, and that's me.

I see. So that was not intentional on Quentin Tarantino's part? But he's like, I sort of like it. What is it like going into a woman's body? You know, I don't really think of it as any different. You know, I feel, you know, I'm just trying to, I don't do anything different. No makeup. I don't excuse myself right away and check things out in the bathroom.

Have you ever had sex in a different body? Because that, to me, that to me is. Every time. Every time. When the person then wakes up in their own body, they've had sex that they didn't consent to. I guess, but they could be doing that with me in the ape. I mean, in fact, I know that that's happening. Really?

So when the ape sends messages, he's having sex with your body sometimes? Sometimes. Sometimes. But it's not the sex thing. It's a power thing. Yeah. Do you actually fall in love with somebody else? And is that a tough breakup to leave?

You know, I try to keep my... Business life. Business life. business life separate. Yes, this does feel like work, but it's also I'm trying to survive out here. You know, I don't know what capricious actions will send me from one body to another. That's hard, man. So if I'm getting this story right, something happened before you jumped in the body to reanimate Jeffrey Epstein's corpse.

My guess would be he was never dead. Oh, okay. And he's been in hiding. And he was going to choose being the B-block guest on your show in order to come out and to reveal all this information. I think this is an appropriate platform for him. It seems like that was his thinking. I'm still waiting to hear the whistle being blown. Yeah.

Do you, do you, did Jeffrey have a whistle in his actual pockets? No idea. I mean, maybe he was going to take accountability for everything. Do you think that by the end of the, how long do your trips inside a body normally last? Sometimes it's very quick, and sometimes I've been here for weeks to months. Okay. I don't know what it is that causes me to move from one thing to the other. There's no set time.

So it's, so hopefully by the end of the show, right after plugs, you'll jump out of the body, and Jeffrey Epstein will let us know all of his accomplices? Well, the problem is I'm really scrambling up his brain. Oh, I see. So everyone whose body you leave is suddenly like lobomized? Yes, drooling idiots when they come back. And they've had sex in the prior.

Yeah, so they can't tell anybody about it. This is not, you're not the hero of the story. No, I fell in on accident. I'm not a hero. I'm not trying to write things. More to the ape, honestly, at this point. I don't know. Have you ever inhabited an animal?

What do you mean by inhabited? You know what we're talking about right now. Why are you playing dumb? Well, I mean, no, I've never body jumped into an animal's body. So then what are you talking about? I've been inside of an animal's body before, if you know what I mean. I think I do and I don't like it. Wait, did you have sex with the ape and that's why he's so mad at you?

No. I said no to that ape. And I think that's why. he's mad at me. That's right. And he's pissed at you. So he pushed you into the... Okay. Kevin, have you ever heard anything like this? I know. I'm not sure if he should have the whistle or somebody else. Yeah. I, uh, yeah, hopefully we'll get a bot, you know, a whistleblower on you. But the ape is in 1999. That's right. So we would have to go back into 1999 in order... Because the ape is dead by now, right? Have you looked up the ape since? I never thought to do that.

I mean, we've been talking now 10 minutes and I thought of it. Well, good for you. I. I have a Swiss cheese brain. That's not my fault. I'm missing lots of my memories. Why don't you, you were a scientist on this project. Why not create? Maybe. No, you remember your, okay.

I don't remember getting my doctorate, so I don't say that I'm Dr. Jody Bumper. So you can't, you, you couldn't recreate the technology that you initially created in order to body jump back into your old body. No. Okay, because you've forgotten everything you know about being a scientist. I mean, are there a lot of time machines here now? No, there's zero. I mean, I don't even think they're time machines. They're quantum leap machines, right? Quantum leap accelerators, that's right. Can I ask one question? And this is always kind of, I was always been puzzled about this with quantum leaping.

Can you body jump into someone in the future? I am currently doing that. Oh, you're currently now? I'm from 1999. Yeah. Oh, okay. And I'm all the way here. Welcome back, Kevin. Sorry, man. I was in somebody else's body for a while. And I'm back. And you have a Swiss cheese memory as well. Mine's more of monster cheese. It's got that orange rind on it.

Yeah, what's that all about? I don't know. That must be the monster part. You ever body jump into food? It's not. It's not monster. It's monster. What?

It's part of my brain problems. So hopefully you're going to find out how long you're going to be alive because, I mean, this might be the year that you die. Have you ever looked up your own body? No. Why not? you're alive right now. I'm just trying to, I'm just trying to leap, you know, not leap jump, sorry, body jump, body jump home. I want to get back because evidently I stay alive and I don't want to know about the future. Go look up your own body and ask him like at what point did I body

jump into back into my body and then get all the details and that'll give you a roadmap to how to get back into your body. That sounds like paradox problems. How can I tell somebody has a body jumped into me? Yeah. Well, if you find yourself waking up in someone else's body, at a different time, then you know that you've been displaced by a jumper. Wow. It gets messy. It does. Yeah.

Has that ever happened to you, Kevin? Well, probably now that you mentioned it, I thought of something else, but yeah, probably. Yeah. And it's always a woken up thing? So you're asleep before then? Or not me necessarily, no. But if it happened to you where you might feel like you passed out and then all of a sudden you woke up somewhere else, you'd lose time.

For me, I go from, I'll leave this body. I'm going to start. I'll freeze. So I could discount Bill Cosby. Start to glow. Probably. Okay. And what was the body you were in right before this? I was, I came here from an episode of Ruproes Drake Race.

I jumped into the body of a young Hispanic man or woman. I'm not sure how they identify named Valentina. Valentina what? Because these are all puns usually. So I want to make sure. She's single name. She's all glam from what I. There's a bad drag name, honestly.

And there's an episode where she's wearing a mask, and she refuses to take it off, and that's me. I see. Yes. Okay. I refused because I didn't know what was happening. I see. I'm on stage. Music is playing, and this enormous woman tells me, take your mask off for the lip sync.

And I said, I'd prefer not. Right. And then how quick was that, or how long were you in that body? I made it through the end of the lip sink, lost. What was the song? Valentino was sent home. I don't even remember. I never heard it before in my life.

So when you say you made it through the end. I took the mask off. I sort of mumbled watermelon, watermelon all the way through it and got ejected from the competition. And then I left out. Ejected from the competition. So it didn't even just lose. You got ejected. I think both things happened.

And why would someone be ejected from ellipsing? Because they're mouthing watermelon and people can tell this? Yeah, obviously didn't know the words. Got it. Yeah. That's an ejectable offense. I had a whole week, apparently, this person had been given a whole week to learn this. Wait, so people in lip sync contests are assigned to songs?

That's right. From my understanding. This is the hugest revelation of this entire show. Well, I got to say, Jody is your name? Jody Bumper. Jody Bumper. This is an incredible story. Maybe at some point, Jeffrey, we'll come back in here, but I wish you well.

Honestly, just go back and talk to your body and, you know, everything will be taken care of. Happy jumping. Yeah, happy jumping. Thank you. I hope something in this recording allows me to, you know, move on to the next body. Oh, okay. Great. What do you think of the future, by the way? You like cell phones and stuff? It doesn't seem like what it should be. Like we had supercomputers and that looked like, you know, blowing Legos and things. Electronics are smaller, but everything else around it is kind of the same, right? Yeah, and everything seems to be like breaking down and falling apart.

Yeah, exactly. Like there's better technology, but the world sucks. Yeah. Oh, that's a pretty accurate description of what's going on here. Yeah, not a fan. Okay, well, yeah, all right. I mean, it's a little harsh. Sorry, I didn't do it. Well, Jody, good luck to you out there. Happy jumping, as Kevin says.

We're going to take a break if you don't mind. Can you stick around here with Kevin? I can do my best. Okay, yeah, that's right. And maybe we'll be talking to Jeffrey. Can you stick around in Kevin? Have you ever picked who you're going to jump into? Sometimes there's one time where I ended up jumping into an entire

foursome of golf. Oh, interesting. It took over 30 years of jumping, and it wasn't consecutive, but I found out, oh, I'm all these people. Oh, so finally, and he was playing the exact same round of golf. Wow. How'd you do? We all got 42. 42. It's not bad. For how many of those three? 19. 19. I mean, that's really good, actually. We were so into it. We did the first one over again. Okay. All right. All right. Well, we're going to take a break. When we come back, we have a business person, which is very exciting. We're going to come right back with more Kevin Neeland. More Jody Bumper. We'll be right back with more Comedy Bang Bang. We're back. Kevin Nealyn is here, of course, of several projects. Is it called Hiking with Kevin? On YouTube, yeah. Hike with a driven celebrity every week. And you've made over a hundred of these. 150, actually. 150 of these. 50 of these, yeah.

Yeah, and you have to be a celebrity to be on. it? Notable person. And you have to have hiked once or twice before? No experience of a required at all. Okay, so you don't care about the hiking of it all, but you do care about the celebrity of it all? Yeah, yeah. It's more about the celebrity than the hike. So if you're an outdoors person, you know, go somewhere else. So you, I mean, if someone was just an avid hiker, but they'd never even been on camera before, you wouldn't take them. The fine avid. they hike every day five miles a day no that's too that's too aggressive

yeah what if someone had hiked up Mount Everest I mean they're notable for that yeah but definitely not because I have nothing to say about that I know nothing about it so there wouldn't be much of a conversation you don't have to know anything you just ask them questions yeah but then they start going yeah so let's can you talk about the Everest thing said not not really so tell me what's your routine like do you brush your teeth every morning or is that well because when we're in Everest we

No, I don't want to know about the effort. You don't want to know about it. No. It's not interesting to you. It's not interesting. Yeah. I want to know more about the person. You're fine going up like a Griffith Park, you know, or Runyon Canyon.

I like people who have climbed at least two staircases in their life. Yeah. In their life. And we talk about that. All right. All right. Fantastic. That's all on YouTube right now.

Right next to your special, loosen the crotch. Loose on the crotch. We also have Jody Bumper here. I presume. Jody? Are you still with? Jody, you've still here. You got a new body coming up?

we can talk about? I don't know. I never know where I'm going to go. I'm by the whims of fate. Yeah. And it was fate that got you into that golf force them or you? I don't know. You know, I think whatever force is driving me is just sort of messing with me. Okay, got it. Um, well, uh, let's get to our next guest. Uh, this is exciting talking to a business person. This is, uh, do you talk to a business person? No, but I want to be excited and I can't think of another way to be excited than talking to a businessman. Yeah, exactly. Let's talk to him. Uh, please welcome Lobb Donaldson here to the show. It's nice.

What is that? It's good to soak in the tub. What is that noise here than I'm hearing? It's a hot tub soak. You feel the bubbles on your back? You're in a hot tub? Yeah. You brought your own hot tub to do.

It's nice to relax after a day of doing business, you know? Doing business calls. I'm sorry. Are you selling hot tubs? Matter of fact, I am. That's your business. How could I have guessed? Where are you in from?

I actually, this is my studio. I own... Really? Yeah. Well, where were you right before this? In a quantum leap sense? Because that's the other guy. Do you know what Quantum Leap is?

I'm familiar with the show, not the physical science of it. That's normally all you need as a viewer. God dang, you feel those bubbles? I don't. I'm not in the actual hot tub. That's right. Because what I'm sitting in is a single-use, one-person tub. Single use, you have to throw it away after you?

You got a hot tub, Scott? I don't want to brag, but I may own one. Hey, not bad. You're in the business. What kind of tub you got? Circle, rectangle, square. It's a little more rectangular and it's below ground. Water. Water, definitely.

Okay. Now, Scott, when you go on vacation, when you go out of town, How do you travel with your hot tub? I don't take it with me, honestly. I prefer to pack light. Well, I think that's a goddamn shame. Because that's why, because what if you need to get out of town and you want to soak after a long day of hitting the links,

making deals with, I don't know, Sullivan or Bryce? Can we move them? Can we move them? I don't move those bubbles a little bit. Okay. It's nice to just simmering them. You don't need the bubbles the whole time. to overwhelm your skin.

Okay, we've turned off the bubbles. Oh, that's still just as good. And now you're just sitting in stagnant water? Absolutely. It's a soak. So you're out of town, Scott. Yes, we're going on tour very shortly here. Well, wouldn't you like to have a soak before and after each show?

Let me ask you a question. These are single use. Please. And we're doing 38 or so cities. Uh-huh. Would I have to bring 38 with me each time and then throw one away per time? Hey, that's you got to figure that out, okay? I just sell them.

It's a tarp. They fold up small. You put them on like a diaper and just let them heat up and let the water suds go and do their magic. Okay, I'm sorry. I wasn't getting a... It feels good to soak. Because you're all the way across the room, I wasn't exactly seeing the physics of this and the dimensions of this. You have a hot tub diaper on right now.

Pretty much. Yeah, that's what boils down to. But I'm living life and I'm living luxury and I'm having a good time. better than you are better than you'll ever be no i'm ribbing you scott i'm ribbing you i'm taking the piss i don't like this little rib piss sales people to rib me all this much no it's just little rib come on i'm taking the piss it's just piss little rib piss come on scott speaking of ribs though this isn't even up as high as your ribs this is just around your crotch no it hits belly button and then just a little above the crotch not the full thing because that's where i get sore oh okay i'm noticing yeah the top of your crotch is sticking up

out? I'm just the top. Just like it's like cut in half with my crotch. Okay. Wait, it's cut in half and it's... Well, the water level is, but if you get the bubbles on, hit those bubbles on a bit. Okay.

See, that'll get... There it goes on. Why are you saying that out loud when you're pressing the button? Well, because I'm trying to see what you're interested in. I'm trying to make a deal. I mean, it's an interesting notion to be able to bring portable, single-use hot tub diapers everywhere. That's what I'm saying.

Yeah. Wouldn't you like that? Don't you love the relaxation? I, you know, it's, yeah, I get, I mean, you use these in bed, you just lie down in bed in these? And if you want, you got to get the, I mean, anyone can do anything they want. You're the person selling me. Exactly. It's limitless, okay? Okay. So, like Bradley Cooper? Who is that? He was an actor who was in the movie of Limitless.

I'll have to look up his wimmsmongst other things. If I could interject for one minute. Please, Kevin. What's your name? It's Stu Crenner. Stu Crenner. Yeah, from Alabama. Been there.

Turn down your bubbles. Kevin is trying to talk to you. Well, that's what I was going to say. I love hearing the sound of the bubbles more than getting in the thing. What do you call it when you sound? Asimor. Asimir. Asimar.

It's not Asimar. I love that sound. You can change the frequency of the bubbles you want. You can let them lower. You can let them higher. That's what I'm saying. Meaning the frequency of the pitch or how often The pitch. Yep, the pitch of the bubbles.

You know, we talked about this for a while, but what are the prices? Are they different sizes? Well, you're in luck. We're selling a pack of 30, Scott, a pack of 30. All right. For $5,000. $5,000. Do you have any that will contain my whole crotch? That'll cost you $500 extra. But I must mention the water and chemicals are sold separately.

Okay. I just sell the tarp. Can I just fill them up in the sink of whatever hotel room I'm at? Fine, be you fucking moron. No, what I'm going to do is I'm going to get you in touch with Bryson and Bryson and Sullivan. We were just hitting the links. They're two separate.

They're my water guy and my chemical guy. You were just hitting the wings. We were. Can I ask, were you in a foursum that scored a 42 on 19-holes? We were. I blacked out for a little bit. I thought you looked familiar. And then we came to.

Yeah. There. Mirror me. Epston. Okay. We came two on the links And you wouldn't know him from that No? I didn't look like this

All right Still trying to figure it out Oh It feels good Is there an age limit? An age limit? Yeah Nope, because it's a diaper

You can do a baby All the way to win your day From diaper to diaper What if you have diarrhea Because most hot tubs You can't use if you have diarrhea Yeah It'll just seep down through your legs

It's got a regular hot tub It's got a little mini filter too Like a fish tank And I'm telling you, you've never relaxed like this in your whole entire life. How long can you stay in that before you just shrivel up? How many hours are in a day? 24. I mean, the scientist is co-signed this.

So you want to talk to Sullivan. He's the chemical guy. Okay. And he's got a special concoction. It's chlorine. It's lotion. It's other things. And it's exactly what your skin needs.

Okay, I'm concerned about the other things. Hey, you got to talk to Sullivan about it. Okay. The links. Next time we're linking it, I'll talk to them, and I'll see if I can cut you a deal. You travel a lot, don't you? I do. I'm in L.A. right now.

I know. We're talking to you right now. Yeah. Yeah. Where are you from? Where's the business located? Here and there. It's based out of Terre Haute, Indiana.

Oh, I feel so good. I'm sorry. Sometimes my muscle, your muscles will spasm. And you just turn those bubbles up like this. Oh, you want to turn them up when they spousy? Yeah. And it'll just beat them down to have. Okay, got it.

Got it. So I just, I'm businesses in Terre Haute, Indiana, which is where I'm from. But I just got here from Santa Fe right down. A lot of hotels you can say it. A lot of hotels. You sell a lot of units there? So many units. We sold 18 packs of 30, so that's about 100.

thousand dollars i don't know i got a tomlinson does the numbers what's your commission on on all of these i get 100 percent it's my business oh you own the business yes so who are who are tomlinson and sullivan and tomlinson is the numbers guy uh-huh and then bryson does the water sullivan does the chemicals okay seems like one guy can handle all the liquids that's my golf foresum and we went in that we said, hey, let's just, we got all the components of one business. Let's just go into it together. Do you do the ads yourself? I do. You've heard me many times on TV just soaking in a diaper hot tub saying, hey, come on to where I am, because I don't have a full business front. So it's call my number, tell me where you are. And you go to the people. So you don't have a brick and mortar. No brick and mortar, just the road in front of me. I'm in L.A. right now. Yeah, we know we're talking to you.

Have you heard, you know, this city's getting the Olympics, right? Sure. So they got me in here, hawking hot tubs, because those athletes are going to, oh, they're going to need them. Can you please turn it down, sir? Ooh, yeah, sorry. Just tense after hitting those links. Is that atypical for you guys to all score the exact same score of 42 on 19-n-holes? It was a wild day when we came to.

It was wild. How long did you spend? is a drooling idiot afterwards. Hey, I don't know. I woke up. It was about 9 a.m. We came two, and we were at the clubhouse eating lunch at 3 p.m. And who have you heard from that you had sex with? Tomlinson, Donald, or Tomlinson, Sullivan, and Bryson.

And we've never been closer. And I'm telling you, we had to change our hot tub diapers after that round of golf. Oh, you were wearing them while you play. Yeah, you wear them 24 hours in a day. Whatever your name is. Jody Bumper. Jody Bumper. Jody Bumper. Jopper.

Jopper. Yes, I did. I just figured it was a fashion of the time, another thing that I didn't like about the future. Oh, okay. No, it's actually not a thing that we... I mean... It will be.

You think everyone's going to be wearing... 208 Olympics. We're partnering. Every athlete you see is going to be wearing a hot tub diaper. Every person in the stands. Bob Costis. Sure. Is he still calling that the Olympics?

Hey, I just go where they tell me. Okay. I mean, you're the boss. Well, yep. But it's the phone, it's, I listen to voicemails. I see. So anyone calls you. I work for them.

Okay, got it. Oh. Okay. Yeah. The thing I like least about a hot tub is the noises everyone makes when they get in them. It's like Kevin getting out of bed. Yeah, exactly. I feel sorry for you.

It means you never properly relaxed. Mm-hmm. I want you. Should I just sit. Here, Scott. I did, please don't take off the hair you already wore. Put it on. It's clean.

It's got a filter. Put them on. It's got a, it's a mini filter, which I don't. If you were wearing them, I'd prefer a maxi filter. Well, okay. Are you ribbing me? You taking the piss out of me a little bit. You're ripping people.

Come on. What about colors? They come in different colors? Yep, you can get, uh, aqua blue, clear. Let me put on this pair. Gray. Why would anyone get clear? You can see the top

See the lower half of your crotch Alright let me turn this on here And see what See how it feels here Take your first spin Yep Ah Oh

This is really hot Yeah Ah yeah This is like scalding You got the better No You got the stream You got the stream setting on

Kevin speak up I said you got the stream level on Or you got the buttons How do you turn this off How do you cool the water down You don't It's coming on I got to take it off.

No, Scott, no. What did I do? Well, you just broke it. Okay. Broke? Yeah, you're not supposed to ever take them off. You took it off and gave it to me. Because I knew it was going to another person.

Oh, you're not supposed to take it off if you're not giving it. This is like quantum leaping with your underpants. It is. You just had sex with that hot tub and now it's all wonky and no good. That's a good question. Can you reuse them? Yeah, you can. They're single use.

They're single use. that you reuse, you use it one at a time. That's the single use. I see. So you're not supposed to put several pairs. It's not like, yeah, you can't use several pair and you can't use it twice at once. Okay, it also was giving me electric shocks when it was on. Yeah, that's the relaxation. I'm noticing, I'm looking at it right now and there's like loose wiring sticking out of it. You remember that other stuff I was talking about with Bryson? No. He does the chemicals, the oceans, and the other stuff. That's the other stuff. For the middle, the middle. The middle. The and the bottom of your crotch are really messed up.

Oh, yeah. They're really red and looks scarred up. What it does is it peels a few layers of skin off, and then you grow that skin back, and you're fresh as a baby new. I've got to grow it back. You grow your own skin back. I don't grow your skin back.

That's Timpin. That's Timpin. He's not invited to the golf portion? He's not. He's not a golfer. But if we hit the batting cages, you better believe he's first. What kind of damage can it do to your taint?

It'll do to your taint. It'll do what it needs to be done. Because it looks like you have some FKT going on down there. Freddie Kruger taint. Oh, a little, oh, you're ribbing me again. I'm not ripping you on. I'm just telling you what I see with my eyes. You're pissing on me a little bit. I don't want to piss on you.

But speaking of piss, I noticed that there is a yellow liquid in these shorts that I just put on. Well, yes. I mean, you pee in them. It is a diaper fully functioning. You just were wearing my piss, Scott. I, I, Kevin, Do you want to buy any of these? Because I don't know that I'm in the market.

I don't know if I want a 30 pack. How many do you want? I'll sell you. It comes in 30 packs or 100. Well, I'm taking a chip cross country. So I think maybe how many states are there? 50 by my last count. I'll take 100.

Still 50, huh? I'll take 100. You'll take 100. Puerto Rico, honestly. And statehood for DC is something that we're trying to work towards. But yes. So you want 100. Yeah.

How do you store those things? I don't use them all at once, of course. You just put them. Okay, so where are you going to be? Hotels? Campgrounds, hotels. Okay. Anywhere that the people need you, right? You can either keep them in a mini fridge in your hotel room or if you're camping, as you said, just keep them outside. What about a Coleman cooler?

Absolutely. Yeah. String it up at night, not bears? String it up at night because the bears will get into it. The chemicals that Bryson are in charge of, their bear attractants? Absolutely. Absolutely. But, you know, once they get a hold of them, then, you know, it takes the,

bears out. Is there anything else you could use these things for? Yeah. Because I don't know that I like them as portable jacuzzi's. Yeah, but I mean maybe it has another, you know how penicillin, right? Wasn't that an accidental discovery? It was actually, yeah. Yeah. Absolutely. Tell me. Tell me

what was your name, Garl? Stu Gretzky. Yeah, that's it. And Scott, do you like soup? I mean, it's not my favorite thing I eat. Well, this is a, consider yourself, a portable soup maker. Anything you can broil, you cook with it.

As long as it has this water and chemicals. Absolutely. Do not put anything other than Sullivan's water in it. Yeah, because it will not work with your dumb hotel water. Will these things freeze if you're in the cold? No. Absolutely. The science behind it,

they are super heated. We do a lot of business in Alaska. So maybe these could be lifesavers for people who are going through hypothermia or something like that. I honestly think like a whole suit made of these. If you could extend it to like a whole kind of wetsuit, this technology might help out EMTs and first responders.

Remind me again, how much are they? They are, you're getting the 100 pack, so it's $2,500. The 18 pack is a thousand, or the 30 pack is 5,000. You're the guy who owns the business. Hey, come on, I'm relaxing. Let's get those bubbles on.

You put them back on. What is a return policy? Huh? What is a return policy? You're not going to want to return them, you're going to make them a part of your life. They're going to become one with the diaper, and it'll take over your whole body, and you'll become

one with it. Kev, I get, well, what was your name, not Kev? Stu Gretzky, how long will they last? They last as long as you're living. So maybe you don't need a 100-pack. You will. Oh, yeah. But you, maybe not. Look, it's a one-time single use. Okay, you wear them one at a time,

once at a time. Don't wear two at a time. Don't wear them twice at one. Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! relaxing. These bubbles are son of the bitch. That's good. All right, well Lobb. Yeah. This is a fascinating business.

We've had a lot of business people on this show. Well, hey, call me, tell me where you're at and I'll be there with a portable hospital. You're sitting right in front of us, actually. Any concerns we should have about burns or skin rashes? It doesn't concern me because you're going to grow that skin

back because we're going to get you in touch with Tim Tim Tim and Tim. Timton? Are any of your hot tubs time machines? Wait, did you see that movie? I've heard of it. I've heard that there's other... I mean, obviously, I keep an eye out for Delorians, for hot tubs, things like that. I'm in business with a monkey named Gerald and he, yes.

Wait a minute. Is this Gerald the one that pushed you into... Apes and monkeys are different, Scott. Oh, okay. Oh, yeah. Good point. Good point. Ronald, my ape and his monkey Gerald has nothing to do with each other.

Don't embarrass yourself. I apologize. Don't embarrass you. I also don't care. Can a chimpanzee jump into a monkey's body? We're working on it. That's what we were trying to do. You're doing it.

That's what we were working on it. You guys are competitive. We're working on it. Oh, no. We're going to hit the links. We're going to talk it over and see what kind of chemicals we can get. You guys have more in common than I thought. If this is the end result of the quantum leak program and now it's just wearable hot tubs,

then I don't know if I can go back at all. All right, well, look, guys, we're running out of time. We only have time for one final feature on the show. And that is, of course, a little something called plugs. Plug your shit. Tell me why it's called on. That's your on comedy bang, bang to promote. When does...

It dropped. Oh, wow, that was great. That was Plugs Ahoi by Farty Marty. That was great, man. Thank you to Farty Marty for that. If you have a plugs theme, head over to CBBWorld.com slash plugs, and you can upload it. And Kevin, what do we plug? And we, I mean, I honestly feel like we got through so much of it early on in the show.

We did. But you must have more. Yeah, I do have more, actually. There's a special called Loose in the Crotch on YouTube. I don't know if we mentioned that before. That's my new comedy special. I've done one of 10 years, and this is a lot. lot of good stuff from that 10 years. I mean, it's not just stuff from the last six months.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no. It's, you've been collecting and hoarding this material for 10 years. Yeah, it's all the material I could come up with in 10 years. It's about 46 minutes long. Oh, great. That's a good average. You know, I got that Oscar nominated. Yeah. Documentary. Remind us of what it's called. It's called, Come See Me in the Good Light. Okay. Check out Andrew Gibson and their poetry. Unbelievable. A lot of book. out there. And yeah, let's not forget about mermaid, which I saw. Yeah, yeah. And if you want my artwork, it's on Kevin Elandart.com. We've got a lot of movies coming out, Scott. We've got a lot

of movies. Basically, you suggest people just going to the theater and saying, like, show me whatever's out, and you'll probably be in it. More than likely. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I won't say it's good, but I will be in it. You will be in it. Yeah. I love that. And I mean, this is more than anyone has a right to plug. I think I'm forgetting something. I think so. We talked about hiking with Kevin earlier. We did.

Yeah, we talked about everything. I think we hit everything. I will be, when's this coming out? We don't know. Remember how we talked about? I don't know. Yeah. All right.

Well, just in case, it comes out in the next 10 minutes. I'll be in Atlanta this weekend. No. Oh, check out my stand-up comedy. Kevin Nealon.com. If you want to see my stand-up tour. Those are where all the dates are. Yeah, that's where all the dates are.

Fantastic. And I guess in the future I'll be doing other things, but we'll get back to you on that. Look, maybe, you know, Jody over here will quantum leap into you in the future and come back and tell us what you're up to. Well, I travel along. Oh, you travel along. Okay, great. And let's go over here to Lobb. What do you want to plug?

Oh, yeah. Well, I'm in town doing some business, and we were on the links talking Sullivan, Bryce and Timton. Tinton? Yeah. And, you know, you like a rib tickle? You like taking a piss. You know, you chuckle. You like tickling.

There's this place called the Groundlands where they're doing these yuck, yuck, comedy shows. There's one coming up called Now That's what I call Groundlands Five, Volume 5. Which night is that on you? Fridays and Saturdays. So in Maine Company? Yucks and make them ups after that. It's a good time.

It's a good place to soak. Everyone wants, you think the venue is all right with that? I think they're more. then all right with it. We'll be there. We'll be selling them in the lobby. Okay. I'll see you there, Groundlands. All right, great. And Jody, Jody Bumper, a Body Jumper, what do you want to plug here? Let me just check this guy's pockets here. All right, he's got something. Apparently, there's comedy shows at the inside, I'm sorry, the outside in theater in May with a group called Bag of Hammers.

Oh, okay. Maybe this is a group he was going to blow the whistle on? Maybe he's doing this now. I'm not really sure. But you can check that out in May. There's dates coming up. Okay. So I guess that's it. Nothing in June then.

There may be some in June going forward. Where do people get the information about this? Go to the outside in theater. The outside in theater. All right. I want to plug, hey, we're going on tour. Comedy Bang Bang. Doing a lot of dates.

Paul L. Tompkins, myself, and a rotating cast of the Comedy Bang Bang All Stars are joining us every single date. Check out all of our days. dates. Tickets are still available for most of the shows, I think, going to the UK and Ireland and Canada and the U.S. Check out CBBWorld.com slash tour for all of the dates and all of the links, and you can buy all those. And while you're over at CBB World, check out everything we have going on over there. We have the entire archive of this show, add free new things, every live episode we've ever done. Everything's over there. All right, let's close up the old

plug bag. All right, that was plugged this way by Lot Ha Ha ha. Thank you to Lot Ha ha. All right, and guys, I want to thank you so much for another great episode. Kevin, always a pleasure to see you. Hope you return and come into the A-Timers Club. Oh, thank you, Scott. I'm sure I will.

Kevin, is that you? Oh, sure, yeah. It's me. It's the real me, yeah. This is the real you. Yeah, it's the real me. I'm not sure if you've been quantum leaped or... Exactly what I'm saying.

That's exactly what I'm saying. Wait, you, wait, I'm sorry, Jody, is that you? It is briefly for now it is, but I'll be getting out of here soon. I got to go. Okay, why is your voice so different than your previous voice? I had some rupture work done on it. Some throat rupture work, which actually, I did myself. Oh, okay.

Wait, just in the last two seconds? No, I did it early. I could turn it on and turn it off. Oh, I see. Okay. Well, great to see you. And then Lob, wonderful to have you here on the show. Oh, yeah, and I'll be with you on tour.

We'll have the whole crew set up with some portable hotness. I don't necessarily think that's going to happen. The most relaxed tour you've ever been on. I don't know about that. And I'm not sure if you're Jody or if you're... Still Jody Bumper. Good to know where I'm headed next or at some point in the future, but I don't know what it was. Something happened.

I feel it coming on. Oh, is it happening to you? It's happening. I'm close. I'm close. Okay. Close to jumping. So you're edging?

I'm quite on the edge. Something just. happened. Whatever I was here for it just happened and now it's over. Now I'm G. Oh. Hi. Excuse me, sir. Those eyes just went lazy.

Hi. Mr. Epstein? Oh, no. Oh, no. He's a drooling idiot. Oh, gee. He didn't even have a chance to have sex with anyone while he was here on the show. He broke his perfect record. Oh, no. Oh, no. All right. Well, too bad. but we'll see you next time.

Thanks. Bye.