Comedy Bang Bang: The Podcast - Full 360 (Tony Hale, Patty Guggenheim, Ben Rodgers)

Episode Date: April 28, 2025

Tony Hale joins Scott this week to discuss Tony's relationship with his voice, recording messages for children as Forky, and Tony's new podcast "The Extraordinarians" as well as his new movie "Sketch." Then, team building expert Cruchette Dungan leads everyone through some exercises. Finally, "The Night Wolf" drops by to talk about his latest case of vigilante justice. Also, make sure to check out The Extraordinarians with Tony, Kristen Schaal and Matt Oberg on Apple Podcasts and YouTube! Don’t forget to check out the Comedy Bang! Bang! Action Figures at shop.figurecollections.com and go to actionfigureseller.com for international purchases. If you want more great episodes of Comedy Bang! Bang! become a subscriber at comedybangbangworld.com. We have all of the past episodes from the archives, every live show, ad-free new episodes, and original shows like CBB Presents and Scott Hasn’t Seen. Find more great Comedy Bang! Bang! merch at https://www.podswag.com/collections/comedy-bang-bang Get access to all the podcasts you love, music channels and radio shows with the SiriusXM App! Get 3 months free using this show link: https://siriusxm.com/cbb Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Milk comedy bang bang, Comedy bang, bang, comedy bang, comedy bang, comedy bang, comedy bang, comedy bang, comedy bang, comedy, bang. Milk, chocolate or dark? Either way, I'll see you at the park, I'm spying on you. Welcome to Comedy Bang Bang. Thank you to Wool the Clown for that catchphrase submission. Wool the Clown. Nice to know that you're spying on us. I believe that's a first time catchphrase submittor.

Thanks to Will the Clown. And welcome to Comedy Bang Bang for another edition. My name is Scott Ackerman. We have an incredibly wonderful show. Can something be incredibly wonderful? There are degrees of wonderfulness. Okay. I guess something can be mildly wonderful.

Hmm. I don't know. Only happy. happy incredible. Happy incredible. Yeah. Okay, good. I don't know if you would go like, oh, that's sadly incredible. That's lethargically incredible. Yeah, do you wouldn't hear that. Well, we do have a wonderfully incredible show coming up a little later. In addition to the voice that you just heard, we have a team building experts. We also have a photographer will be on the show. So that is, this is a really good show. And I'm sure that you recognized the dulcet tones of the person who is speaking at my 10 o'clock.

The nasily dulcet tones. Would you consider your yourself to be nasal? Do you know I always had a lot of insecurity about my voice growing up? Really? Yeah. I kind of was like nose and body growing up. What do you mean by that? Large, large nose, small body. So your nose to body ratio? Yeah, a lot of nose. Was off kilter. Yeah. Okay. But I had like allergies and asthma and I was always stuffed up. And so I always feel like I sounded really nasally. You say this as a kid you were? Yeah. Because now you have said on this show previously, and I'll introduce you in a second. Have I said this already? That you do not remember anything pre-13 years old. Well, this is like middle school where things locked in.

Okay. Okay. Sixth grade down, yes, still is a blur. Sixth grade down. So in the sixth grade, you looked in the mirror, and one of your first memories is... No. No. So you had a thing about your voice and then you chose to get into your profession, which... You know what I will say? You know, there was a voice coach that I went to in high school. Was it high school? It was high school. But this guy said, he says, ah, you don't have any resonance. You don't have any resonance.

And it's amazing how that shit sticks. Right. Like, I was like, and I haven't forgotten that. And then I had an insecurity about that. Like, I got to find residence. I got to find resonance. And what a strange thing to say to a 14-year-old boy. Yeah.

What does it even mean? I think it just the sound is, oh, man. Stage is kind of in your head or something. I think it's like the echo chamber of your body. body is more full with a resonance, you know, like a James Earl Jones or something like, like a really, like it goes all over the body. There's only one James Earl Jones. What if this guy was like, he's no James Earl Jones. Yeah, unless it was James Earl Jones like, you wouldn't be satisfied. Yeah. But you know,

like when someone speaks and it's like, whoa, that whole body speaks. I think that's resonance. And maybe my, only my nose spoke. That's maybe that's what I don't know, but you sound great right now. Oh, thanks, man. You have a voice fit for podcasting. And we're going to talk about your podcasts called the Extraordinarians, which is out now. He also has a movie called Sketch coming out August 6th in the dog days of summer. Yep. A way to beat the heat. Yep.

Mm-hmm. We did the, it took us like, my buddy Seth Worley directed it. Oh, yeah. And it's, man, it took us like seven or eight years to make. And it's so great. I can't wait for people to see it. It's about, we kind of describe it like Inside Out meets Jurassic Park. It's a little girl dealing with grief and how.

Okay, we talked about this film on, no, not you and I. Oh, good. Oh, thank God. Seth and I talked about this film. Seth's been on the show? He's not been on this show. He was on my companion podcast called Scott Hasn't Seen, where we talked about the movie September 5,

and he talked about this movie and how it didn't have a distributor yet. Yeah. And it finally came out. And I've heard it's incredible. Oh, thanks. Not just from him. I've heard from other people. Oh, man.

So she draws these pictures that are pretty horrific. I play her dad. And they magically come to life. And it just deals with kind of dealing with big emotions and grief. And he just did a great job. So I'm excited people to see it. Tony Hale is here. Guys, Tony Hills here.

Hi, Tony. Welcome back to the show. Thanks. Great to have you back. Thank you. You were just on a mere months ago. Yeah, and I didn't really remember much about it. I really, it does concern me my memory.

Well, you live in the moment, I think. Really? Okay. Or maybe you're living in the future. Or maybe I'm so checked out somewhere else that I don't remember the moment. And that kind of hurts the memory. Or maybe our waking lives are just but a dream. They are actually.

fleeting quickly. Yes. Too quickly. Yeah. For my taste. I was thinking about, I was talking about this with someone last night about, I don't know, we were talking about. You sound fun. Do I sound nasly? No, you sound fun.

What if I heard nasly and you said fun? And that's where the trauma started. We were talking about like some award show years ago, something, I don't know how this came up. We were talking about how back then people thought like, yeah, we're the shit. They're dead. They're dead. And it's fleeting. And how much energy and anxiety we give to stuff that is fleeting.

There's only one guy, I think, whose work will live on, and that's Willie Sharks. Oh, Rocky. Oh, Rocky. Oh, Rocky. Rocky Balboa is who you were thinking. Wow. Yeah. I just saw the documentary. Which documentary is.

The Balboa. It's called Balboa. Yeah, it's Sylvester Salones. I think it's called Balboa. But in it, I learned that that Balboa name came from the valley, the street in the valley, because that's where he moved first. came to L.A., and that's where that came from. And when he came to L.A. first, he broke down on the highway, totally broke, and Henry Winkler picked him up in the highway and took it because they had done some movie previously. It's a really good documentary. I think that was the, I remember he was on the subway or something like. I'm sorry, Sly. I should have called him. He's one of Hollywood, or Hollywood caretakers now. I believe he's in charge of Hollywood, along with Mel. Oh, and Arnold. Oh, and Arnold. It's Mel, John Voight, and Sly are now they've been. put in charge of Hollywood.

Oh, man, to be a fly on that wall. To be a sly on this fall. To be a sly on that. Well, yeah. Tony, it's great to have you back. Thank you for having me.

I love it. You're here to promote the Sylvester Sloan Rocky documentary, apparently. It's weird. I'm being paid a lot of money. And, but you're here talking about the extraordinarians, which is a podcast. You're now,

you've now seglet. Now, here's the comedy bang, bang. This is, this is the, the ranking of guests that we like on the show. Movie stars number one.

Okay, not that. Well, you have a movie. Oh, I have a movie coming out, yeah. What did you say? I mean, I'm no sly. But I'm getting there. So you've been in movies. So I would say movie stars number one,

people who have been in movies number two. That's maybe where you fall. Yeah, yeah. TV stars number three. And authors, maybe. I don't like this hierarchy. This should not be a hierarchy to this. And then podcaster.

No. And now you've slipped down from number two to now you're a podcaster. Podcasters are the voice of our generation. They're the voice of the future. Yes. Everybody listens to podcasts. That's like the new end thing. Exactly.

I'm joining late. Yeah, that's true. You're the OG. You're making all the cash. Sure I am. You're super late. What about, I mean, almost too late? Oh, should I cancel the show?

Your own show, not my show. Do you have the power to cancel this show? Sly, Mel. Tony. We're getting on this. John. Tell me about the extraordinarians. What came up?

What's the concept? How did it come about? Give me the full 360 on this. Okay. Thank you for asking. About the full 360? Yeah. So seldomly are we called it full 360.

That's actually a pretty good title. Missed opportunity. So Matt Oberg, Kristen Shaw. Well, Christian Shaw and I did a show years ago called Mysterious Debt, the Mysterious Benedict Society. And she's... Did you create that show? No. It was based on a book.

That's right, yes. Did you write the book? Oh, no. God, just one thing after the next... Have you ever written a book? No. Yes. Really?

Which book have you written? I wrote a children's book called Archibald's Next Big Thing. And I wrote it because it was... When I booked Arrested DeBelt... I think I'm having a stroke on your show. A bested irrelevant. Adina Mendoza. When I booked the rest of development, it was my, all I wanted was a sitcom, it was my big thing.

And it didn't satisfy me the way I thought it was going to satisfy me. I mean, it scared me. Really? Like, the work was good. Well, I think I just, I'd given getting a sitcom way too much weight in my life. Right. And it was the whole thing, if you're not practicing content where you are, you're not going to be content when you get what you want. And so I called it art.

It's about this little chicken who, gets this card in the mail that's like, your big thing is here. And he's like, where? And he goes on all these adventures. But every time he's on an adventure, he's like, I got to get to my next big thing. And then this little bee comes around and goes, you got to just be, man. You got to just be. And then in the end, he realizes the card is right. Your big thing is right here. My big thing is talking to you guys right now. That's my big thing. I mean, yeah, this is a wonderful podcast to be on. So I appreciate that. It's longevity. That's incredible. And is it a children's book or is it a long novel? It's like a 200 pages. And it just keeps saying your big thing is here.

Will a religion be based on this book like Scientology or? Oh, my God. Dreams are coming true today. I feel like being present is people talk a lot. That's kind of become its own kind of centering faith. It's something that one tries to do. It can be too easy to look to the future and your goals and something that you want to. That's why I think my memory was crap.

I think I was somewhere else. I was like, whether it be anxiety, I kind of checked out somewhere else, and I think that can affect the memory. So you and Kristen did this show together. And Matt Oberg, who are very funny guy. And we interviewed people who have done extraordinary things. A lot of people have broken Guinness Records. And like one guy's slack line between two hot air balloons.

We interviewed like the national pun competition winner. We interviewed a guy who did like the most somersaults off a train. How many? Like three? I think it was 20. No. I think I don't remember. Like, wait, so he, I'm, okay, here's, here's what it was a lot. Because I saw a video.

When you say off a trampoline, meaning he would do one each time? No. Or Scott. Or he was on like a giant cliff and he did 20. That sounds terrifying. No, it was, he bounced on a trampoline and then goes like so many flips and then comes back down. And then comes back and he did over 20 up in the air? It might not be that.

I think it might, it's like between. That would be possible. It might be 12. But it's the most. And it's like he has like, uh, bouncers. Like they, when he goes, it's like, like people who are, uh, controlling the crowd. Keeping him away from the clubs or in the club. But like, bounce him so he can get high.

Oh, I see. It's like a double bounce people. That feels like it's cheating. Okay. Did you tell him that? I did. We try to shame all of the people who got Guinness records. It's interesting, uh, to talk to me, normal.

Oh, thanks. I meant to tell you that. It's so interesting to talk to you. Thank you. I think that's a very nice compliment. But to have a podcast where you're talking to normal people, we talk to normal people on this show all the time. Like we just talk, you know, you're a... By the way, I don't like calling them normal people.

Again, the hierarchy here. Non-cons. Oh, non-commissioned officers. I got it. No, but I mean, like, I'll talk to you. You're a person who's in movies and podcaster. But then later on the show, we have a photographer. We have a team building.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Which I'm really looking forward to meeting. Right. But we have a, we talk to, you know, non-movie stars all the time on the show. Is it difficult to have con-re, you know, because you're talking to these people for the first time, I would imagine. There's no pre-interview or anything. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But is it a difficult challenge or an interesting challenge to talk to people who are not used to the art of podcasting or talking on microphones? No, I don't, no, it hasn't been.

I mean, it's all kind of. Everyone wants to tell their story. Yeah. And it's about the question. you ask. Like I think you always kind of leading them with like the national pun competition girl we chatted with who was just fantastic. Like how when you were when you were little, did you did you have like a matrix in your head where there were so many words that came up? I mean, she's a songwriter too. And her mind just kind of works in a very unique way where she'll see

something and it's like this kind of matrix comes up at her head and there's all these different versions of like a word. Oh wow. And so just kind of finding all that stuff out. leading them in questions. And how is it, because so many of these podcasts that come out are... And also the Stockline guy. Why? Yeah, why are you doing this? Why?

You're phasing death every day. Yeah. I cut you off, Scott, I apologize. Tony, I accept your apology. You know what? I forgive. Am I still interesting? But I don't even know what I was going to ask.

Mission accomplished. You were the guy who put up that mission accomplished banner behind George W. Bush, right? Yeah. That's your catchphrase, I recall. Ever since the arrested or abested, derelict days? Living each day is a mission accomplished, right?

Yeah. Like getting through a day sometimes as a mission accomplished. Yeah. This sounds like a fascinating show. I'm sure you're talking to a lot of Guinness book of world record holders. Yeah.

Our friend Fred Guinness is in charge of that book. You're probably going to have him on the show, I would imagine. Yeah, I would hope to. I'm sorry I'm missing him today. Yeah, he's not. here today. I think he's... Bad planning on Scott Ackerman's part. Well, I believe I was given this time and this time only from our guest of honor. Oh, it's my fault. Shoot. Well, it sounds like an incredible show. How many episodes are out currently? One. One. We just premiered this. This is easily bingeable at this point. It is. We had one and it was the pun competition. Okay. And it was just fantastic. So fun. I think people were really enjoy. it. Great. And how long are you going to continue to do this? How long are you going to be my main

competition? Well, I mean, how long have you been doing this? 16 years next week. Dude, that is a long time. Too long. No, what an accomplishment. Don't ask me that. You'll be the final arbiter. Because I don't want the competition. No, but that's 16 years, man. That's great. Yeah. Do you think you'll get there? Oh. Here's hoping, man. Wouldn't that be fun, though? Like, you just started this show. You love the conversations that you have with these people.

And I love the, I love friends. Like, your friends, well, your new guest come on and old friends and stuff like, come on. One of them is an old friend, the photographer, but I wouldn't even say an old friend, but a colleague. Oh, and you're saying the other one is what? I've never met before. So I'm looking forward to that. Oh, okay, good. Yeah.

That would be really unfortunate if they used to be a friend. That's right. An enemy. Yeah. Maybe a friend of me. Have you had a lot of enemies on? on the show. Yeah, I think I've had a low number of about 58 or so.

Did you bring them on to try to reconcile? Did you bring them on just to like, I don't know. They start out as guests and then like twist the knife. Big chunky bubbles. They become enemies. Big chunk of you. He's a soup artist, bubble artist. Wait a second.

So he, I didn't hear this one. I'm so sorry. That's okay. He's been on the show a handful of times. Oh. And he. Well, 16 years. You come across.

All kinds. Yeah. Which I'm sure you're going to find out with the extraordinarians one episode of which is out now. There's a lot of Guinness Records out there. Quickly, when he's eating the soup and... He doesn't eat the soup. Oh, okay. He blows with it.

With the soup. Or the air makes bubbles with it, yeah. Oh, okay. I've seen those things at museums where are they massive bubbles? Yeah. They're pretty big. But then they're also scalding hot and they, when they burst, they tend to... They burn him?

They don't burn him. They burn the children. They're there for the parties. You've got to catch up with the show. This is his love. You'd think the parents would step in. You would think. Yeah.

But he keeps getting hired. Wow. Oh, man. Word of mouth would be his worst enemy. I could also feel like you have a responsibility on this to say something. I'm shining a light. The best sunlight is the best disinfectant, they say. So I'm shining a light on his practices.

Oh, wow. Bringing awareness. Because this is an enemy. No, this is not an enemy. He's become an enemy. He's become an enemy. He's one of the most sour assholes I've ever had the unfortunate non-privileged to talk to. Do you mind me asking how many children have been sculled?

I think it's in the dozens, certainly, if not hundreds at this point. Man, that is really shocking that it keeps going. I know, but, you know, everyone's got to do something, right? Everybody's got a gift. Much like how you have a gift for podcasting with the Extraordinarians, one episode of which is out now. You keep saying the one, man. How many are in the tank? How many of you recorded?

There's just one. You've only recorded one? No, we've recorded six. Like, I missed the question. We've recorded six. So are you six episodes ahead? Do you do this once a week? We do.

I'm actually doing one after this. Are you really? Who are you talking to after this? Can you spoil it for us? No, I can't spoil it. God damn it. Because I don't know if I have the complete details about it. Oh, okay.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I kind of like the surprise. Do you walk into the recording studio and let them tell you who they are? or do you get prepped a little bit? A little bit. I think it's funner when you don't, when you're not have that much prep. Yeah.

Like today. Yeah, exactly. I have no prep for you. I have one thing written down here, the extraordinarians, one episode of which is out now. How long have you had that whiteboard? This particular whiteboard,

this, I believe this came around during COVID, so it must be five years at this point. buy me new headphones? We talked about headphones for sure. Why don't we do a swap? If we can find headphones and a whiteboard that are the same amount, the same price. Oh, that's not going to happen. You can find the fanciest whiteboard. Really? Yeah. Okay. There's got to be one out there that's how much your headphones these days. What could they possibly be? Eight, two thousand dollars? Yeah. This is an interested development. Yeah. And I was at Staples and I saw whiteboard for a thousand dollars. Did you really? Yeah. Okay. So I think it's a good swap. Okay. Can I have your

Credit card number? Yeah, sure. It's one-one, one-one, one-one. Gosh, gracious. 69-69. Did you catch the Arrested Development reference that I did in the middle of that? Oh, gosh. What is it?

How much could a banana cost? Oh, yeah. I didn't catch it. Yeah. But that is one of my favorite lines. How much could a banana cost? $10? Yeah.

Do people come up to you doing arrested development references to you all the time? Last night someone did, and they were talking about me and Army. Buster an Army and my awards. Oh, right. And how they were stuffed animals. And then did you corner them and talk about some award show where everyone thought they were the shit? And then I said, I said, guess what? You're going to die.

And this is fleeting. Stay in the moment. Bye, bye, bye, bye. I have to mention that the last time you were here on the show, you sent a message to my daughter as the character of Forkey. and I took the recording of it and I set it to a little animated gif of Forky and I played it for her and she was it blew her mind

I love that. Do you know that made me so excited that I just think I pulled my neck out I went, can I reset that for you? Do you need to get up and stretch or do jumping jacks or anything like that? Oh, I love that. That is one of my favorite things to do. I actually did that also last night. It's become a little bit of a party trick because it's like almost even if people aren't asking. Like if I find out they have a, if someone just goes like, hey, I, does anyone have a fork? You go, hey, I played forky. If I fired him, record something right? If I found out somebody has like a, it's like the age of like two to four child. I'm like, can I give your kid a voice to him over from forky and they're like, all right, man, back off. She loved it. She was like, again, forky again. She would do that over and over and over again. Because I mean, they're in that magical. space where they believe, you know, forky is real.

Apologies to those out there who still think, anyway. But I, but I, I, I said it to a animated gif that I, that I found, but it still had the watermark in it. So I'm hoping you can find a different gift for me and, yeah, sure, maybe sync it to that. Also, good dad. That's good dad, man, you're a great dad, Scott. That's the one thing I've done. Oh, no, I think you've done a lot of other things, 16 years of podcasting and an amazing

wife. That's true. Yeah, that's not, I mean, it hasn't. affected her all that much. But I am a good dad. You're right. She adores you. Thank you so much. I just talked there. What? And all we talked about was how much did you did a pre-interview before this with her. Well, the podcast is called The Extraordinarians from what I am told one episode is out right now. And it is concerning the pun competition. Champion. How does how do they ask like what do they do? They say like Apple and then you come up with a.

She had this whole, her name is Janaya, I forgot her last name, but they say a topic and then it has all these kind of rules to it. Like it can't be this and this and this. So like, I don't know, yeah, but they say a word and then they have five seconds to complete a pun or something. So if it's like fruit, they go, well, apparently I. Dude, exactly. Or like if they said like fire, it's like something like, oh, you got smoked or something. But I just forgot what I was going to say. Wait.

They have five seconds. We were talking about the amount of seconds, which was five. Five seconds and lost me. But she loves it. This is the takeaway. She loves it. She loves it. And she's really, really good at it.

And it's, it is pretty wild. Yeah. It's wild. And it's just a part of that brain. Like, she can just quickly come up with all that kind of stuff. And then every week is going to be a new, interesting person who's going to talk about their exploits. Just extraordinary things.

The things that they've done. How are you finding the people to book the show? Are you out there in these streets? We have looking around for people doing things. We have a great producer, Kevin Bartth. Bartelt. And he should change his name because it looks like Bartlett. You know what I mean?

And then he makes us say Bartelt. Yeah. What's the fuck is going on with this guy? Oh, gosh. We have to talk about Kevin. Yeah. That makes me think of, wasn't there a show called? we got to talk about Kevin?

I don't know. Oh. Anyways, he comes up with great people. Oh, so he finds the people. Yeah. He's researching and just finding all these people that have done extraordinary things. And they're just cold calls that he's like,

hey, do you want to talk to Star of the Rest of Development and Veep? Yeah. Tony Hill. And Kristen Shaw. And it's like, and we. Last Man on Earth. And Bob's Burgers. And Bob's Burgers.

And we did this thing also where people can nominate, like, their friends who are like the worst or the best. So they'll say like, oh, my friend's the best at making scrambled eggs. And then we called her friend and said, you've been awarded the best. Tell us about your scrambled eggs. And then you're also talking to people

who are the worst at things. And the worst at things. And somebody says like a really bad joke teller would be like, hey, supposedly you were nominated as the worst joke teller by your sister. And so then we talked to them about that. And has this caused any fights between friends or families or anything? Not as it.

But I'm not a huge fan of conflict, so I can steer that away. Oh, good. I might just lie. So you were actually voted the best. The best joke teller. Oh, well, I got. I got my notes wrong.

You're the best. And your sister loves you. Yeah. Yeah. That's wonderful. But it's great. And it's also, as you know, it's just so fun to hang out with friends and, like, come up with stuff and meet these fascinating people. Well, this is fantastic.

Tony Hale is here. You can stick around the entire show, right? We're going to be talking to a. Oh, please. This is my jam to meet new people. I love this. A team building expert is coming up on the show as well as a photographer. We're going to take a break.

When we come back, we'll have more Tony Hale, more comedy bang, bang. We'll be right back after this. Comedy bang bang. Tony Hale is here, of course, of Arrested Development and Veep. You should do my other show. Scott hasn't seen, because I've never seen Veep before.

You and Matt got to come on. Oh, yeah, it's a fun show. Yeah. How many, are the more episodes than of the Extraordinaries? Yeah, a lot. There's seven seasons of that. How many would you do? Like 10?

How many episodes per season? Oh, we, I think it was 10. Yeah, it was 10. So like 70 episodes? Man, both you and I, man, the memory is just fading away as we're talking. That's okay. You know, the important thing is right now where we are. The human interactions that we have on a day-to-day basis.

This is our big thing. Yeah, this is the thing we're doing right now. Well, The Extraordinarians is out now. Sketch comes out August 6th. We need to get to our next guest. She's a team-building expert, I'm told. Please welcome for the first time on the show, Crusette Dungan. Oh, my God.

Well, okay. I'm so excited to be here. I'm excited to have you. Welcome. I'm a chriott. I'm a teabolding expert. And I, okay, so I really wanted to be on here so that you could finally have access to me. Because I work with teams that need building. And just like, if it's something that comes up for you and you're like, oh my gosh, for this podcast, we're not jelling, we're not working. We're not gluing. We're not holding.

I need to get chrishat in here and get some activities going to really bond and, and get us together. Okay, great. Yeah, I mean, Tony and I, we have a rapport. He's been on the show approximately twice before. We could always use more help. We could, yeah. What are some, what's an example of an exercise you would do for a team?

Oh, I love this. It's so a really good question. Did you just have a cocktail? Well, I do have to make one quick quote confession is that I'm still out. Like, I haven't been in yet. Oh, how do you mean? Okay, so last night, so I had a great team volunteer. experience last night with Nordstrom Rack. So we were all together. We did all the fun activities

and we were so jelled, right? And we were like, we don't want to stop. Let's go out. So we had a full night of it. Okay. We started at the woods, which is Woody Heraldson's Weed Lounge. So we started there. And then we went to Bataga Louie, which is like a really good Italian place. We went to the back. We had a pizza. And then I had a raspberry macron. Is that how you say it? Macroon? Macroon? Macroon.

I think Macroon is the Canadian Prime Minister. I think a macaroon maybe? Macroon. Yeah. So good. You just had one. Just one macaron. I just had one.

Oh, okay. Building a base. You might need some more food in your tummy. And then we went to the Abbey. Uh-oh. Oh, okay. The Abbey is a cocktail bar. It's a bar.

Okay. And we danced and I ended up on a table and I ended up getting kicked out. But that did not stop the night. we kept going. Anyway, I'm still out. I'm sorry, where did you keep going after if it didn't stop the night? Okay, so there's this, there used to be a bar called Lidu, but now it's just an open warehouse. So we went there.

And then I went to. What did you do at the open warehouse? There was nothing going out, just looked around the space. Did you think it might still be the bar? I thought it was still open and active, but it wasn't. It's been shut down and it's just an open warehouse. A warehouse? Yeah.

It's so interesting to convert a bar into a warehouse. It's just empty. But it's looking like there's a lot of potential there. So then I don't like to take Uber. So I just got on one of those postmates robots and wrote it. And it was going to Galzins. So I went to Galsons, went to the soup bar, got a little more base. Then I went to birds.

They usually tidied those up around like 8 p.m. They take all the soup out of the trains. Oh, this was at 745. Oh, okay. Then we went. So this was at 745. You had a massively. huge evening pre 745.

Yeah, it's just getting started. Do things really stay open all night? Yes. This is out night, baby. Oh, yeah. And also it's five in the afternoon and most of the places you went to, it sounds like. Yeah. But it's a hop in city all hours.

Can I ask you what do you mean by you got a base? You got to build a base before you're drinking. Oh, like a food base. A food base. Uh-huh, got it. So you're building the base, you go, but you have little bits as you go. So one macaroon will get you to the next place. and then you just have little bites as you go.

I see. Because you want to eat too much because then once you're up and you're out and you just have a whole flight of, you know, IPAs or something. Yeah. That's all coming up. You know what I mean? Oh, I hear you. Got it. I hear you.

Okay. So after Gelson's, did you hop back on the Amazon? Postmates robot. Yeah, I think you say it was shimmy. Oh, we know a shimmy, by the way. Oh, you do? Yeah, shimmy comes on this show. Oh, my God.

He's trapped in the walls somewhere. It's not a robot, but. Okay. He's a human being. I hope I'm each. I love, I love that name. So then I rode Shimmie to Birds, which was a quit. Birds is a restaurant over by.

And then I caught a show at UCB. Oh, you got an entire show? Yeah. And then I went to the Celebrity Center. Oh, the Scientology Celebrity Center across the street? They had a bagel bar going. Oh, but you're not a Scientologist? No.

I just, no, they let anybody in there. Right. So they had a full bagel bar. They had a bagel bar. What does that mean? They have a ton of bagels and assortment of bagels and then some locks and cream cheese. Yes, yes. Capers, locks, cream cheese.

You could get your bagels scooped out. Whatever you need. So I had a bagel, more base. And then we went to Warwick. What is Warwick? It's a hot, hot spot. Oh, okay. Okay.

And so one of the things is I like to stand in line. Oh. What do you enjoy? Most people don't care to stand in line. I like it. You love it. I like it because then you can mingle on me. And I like to get people in line, like doing some activities, like team building.

Yeah. Because we're all in a team. We're all working together on this line. And what would be a team building exercise you do in that line? I would say, who has an egg on them? I mean, that's a tough ask, I would imagine. That is, especially in a club. Yeah, that one has it work out.

So great. So then I'll usually do like two truths and a lie. Oh, okay. Okay. So like what is an example? I think I know what it is. Okay. So what it works is you work out, like you jumble up in your head like two truths and one lie.

So what are two truths and a lie for you? Hi, I'm Chris Chet. Hey. I am a licensed team-owny expert with a license. Yeah. The fact that you said that twice makes me feel like that's the lie. I have only injured four people during the trustfall experience. Okay.

I need the lie too. And I am from New Gasbury. Wow. I feel like number one was the lie. I don't think it's number one. I believe you're a licensed. You think she's licensed? Okay.

Which one do you think is the lie? The New Gasper. I would say New Gasbury. You're right, because that's not the place. Where are you from? I'm from New Hampshire. Oh, okay. That is a place.

I've heard of that. Yes, that is a place. Yeah. So, but I usually don't even like to lie because I like to keep things really honest with my participants. But, yeah, so I did injure a few people during a trust fall experience. What happened? Were you not there to catch them? I was doing, so I was working with Airwan grocery store.

Airwain is a grocery store that's very expensive here in Los Angeles. And all this tracks you and Airwai. I can fully see that. So I got all the employees together. We were going to do this trust fall. Turns out they're all very limber. So they couldn't do the stiff as a board thing. So he's noodled straight through the arms and ended up.

So he passed through you almost. Yeah, he passed through. So that was one of them. Did you kind of go along with the others? Or were you able to be strong for him or no? No. No. He'd noodled.

And I was like, oh, God, I don't know. This is above my paygrine. I don't know. You're the person getting paid to catch a grade. I know. It's exactly the exact pay grade. I've only been doing this for 15 months. So what did you do before, Pruchet?

Oh, so I sold medical devices to one hospital. Okay. So an assortment of medical devices, or did you just sell one medical device? I sold one medical device that I made in my garage. To one hospital. To one hospital. What was the medical device? So what it was is like a thing where you hook up to your earlobes and it reads your blood.

I mean, that sounds like a great invention. Did this work? So I saw that girl who made that thing. Yeah, what was her name? No, what was her name? She defrauded all of her, the people on the board of her company. Yeah, you put a little bit of blood and a little machine. It tells you to have anything.

I was like, that's brilliant. Yeah, yeah, yeah. She went to prison for a long time, though. Yes, but I, yes, I didn't finish a documentary. Oh, okay, yeah. So basically it's like jumper cables, but you put them on your ears and then it tells you what your blood's doing. I mean, I kind of wonder if that, if it, I'm questioning if it did well.

And I'm question if that finances your, like, party life. Like, does it? Yes, it did very well. The hospital bought about 15 medical devices. Oh, so how much were they each? They're $35,000. Whoa. So you made bank.

So that really funded me. So I'm really just doing the team welding for fun. I mean, it's really what fuels me as my passion. Like, I love meeting people. I love getting them to job and to clump up. Okay, well, maybe we should do some exercises. Yeah, I love it. Okay, great.

Does anyone have an egg? Clump up? What does that mean? Is that like the clumps from the nutty professor? Yeah. Like a family. Oh, I got it. Oh, okay.

Yeah. I didn't realize that was a slang term that was bored out of that movie. To clump up. Is to be like a family. Yes, exactly. Got it. So I love everyone who works together to feel like a family, right? Oh, yeah.

So are we starting to feel like a family here? Yeah, I am. Well, we haven't even started the exercises. No, but I still feel an energy. Is that what you're talking about? I guess we have some work to do, right? Does anyone have an egg? I don't have an egg.

I have a coaster. Okay, does anyone have a small ball or a marble? Were you playing marbles earlier or last night? Maybe with this person who came up to you wish. I have a spoon. I have some scissors. Okay. Cissors will work.

We'll use the scissors and a coaster. Okay. And a coaster, yeah. So we're going to start at one end of the room. Okay. And you're going to carry that coaster across on that scissors and not drop in. And we're going to cheer for you. We're going to cheer.

Okay. So Tony, go ahead. I think. Is there a specific way I should hold the scissors? Well, that's up to you. That's where you get creative. Okay. However, you want to try to hold that coaster.

I think I was taught to hold the scissors the point side in. Maybe I should do that. Don't you think you would get stabbed if you fell on it that way? That's true. Maybe I'll do out. I think that you should. always hold them out towards the person you're giving to them because they get stabbed.

I should have told you guys I have injured a few people during this exercise. So they sit with the scissors. With the scissors. Oh, okay. Well, with the egg as well. Okay. All right. Well, take care of yourself.

Be careful with it. Yeah. Go ahead and take that coaster. Put it on the cister. And we all have to cheer for him. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And what is the coaster again? I put the coaster.

On the scissors and you don't drop it. Great. Okay. So here we go. Tony's put those coaster on the scissors. He's not getting up. Yeah. Is this a blindfold?

you're putting on me? Yes, and this is a satin buying fold. How does it feel? Yeah, satin. That's luxurious. I wasn't concerned until now. Yeah, that's from my house. Okay.

What do you usually use this for? Yeah. What kind of podcast is this? Informational. Yeah. Okay. Well, I usually use that for some personal things. Okay.

Okay. I mean, that's information. So I think it would. Okay. I usually use that for, for, for, so my lover, I'll put a blindfold on them and then we'll play hide and seek. Oh, okay. I'm not so concerned actually where that came from.

I'm a little concerned not be able to see with the scissors in the case. Oh, I thought you were concerned about the sanitary. No, that doesn't concern me. Okay. I think that I wasn't nervous until you put a blindfold on me with scissors. That did make me all nervous. Okay, well, you know. Tony, have about it. Here we go.

Come on, Tony. Come on, Tony. Come on, Tony, you can do it. You can do it. You can do it. Oh. Oh, man. I didn't hit myself, but that, did you.

you not want to tell me where the wall was? Isn't that a part of the trust? Oops. Okay. Yeah, that was what we were supposed to do. We're supposed to, oh, instead of cheering, we're supposed to say, Tony, Tony, the walls. Slow down, slow down. You're close to the wall. Okay, we'll do that now. Okay, okay. Put the blindfold back on. Put it back on. Okay. Tony, Tony, Tony, Tony, Tony, well, slow. Wait. He was sprinting. Yeah. That's not our fault. You got to, like, start slow. And then we say slower. All right. Should we all go get drinks?

I guess. I guess. I mean, what should we have? have one now? Do you mix drinks? I have a flight for us. Wait, so you didn't bring an egg, but you brought a flight? Yes, I brought a flight. Okay. What is the flight of?

Is it? Eggs don't travel well in my big bag. Yeah. And liquor? Oh, okay. Yeah. So I brought a flight of airplane bottles. Oh, wow.

All right. So these can, we'll just do. How did you get the airplane bottles? They usually don't sell those to. I was on a flight and I'd snag. A lot of bottles. I know. A lot of bottles.

I flew from New Guinea. Why were you in New Guinea? What were you doing there? Team building. Wow. So people are actually hiring you. Yes. I'm international.

You're international. Wow. Wow. Are you getting good reviews? Are you getting? Yeah. Can I look you up on Yelp? Yes.

Are you on? Okay. Let me look you up. What is your business name if you don't mind me asking? It is Chrisette. Creschette. I believe I'm spelling that correctly. Yes.

It's like Chrishell and Bridgett. Yeah. Yeah. Clumps. Clutchets Clumps. Okay. You've seen my site. I've actually seen it. Okay, it's one and a half star average here.

That's really good. A lot of people saying that the business name doesn't tell you exactly what was going to happen to you. Yeah. But it's catchy. I didn't bring an egg and then suddenly my session was over. Can you break down what would have happened with the egg if there was always an egg present? Well, there are two things that we do with the egg activity. No, and I hear those reviews, but also, I'm going to take a little tip from Tony.

Those people weren't living in the moment. They were thinking too much about, like, oh, what could have happened? What would have it? What did we pay for? Right. You should just live in the moment and enjoy it. What's in front of you, you know? Okay, so with the egg, there are two options.

You can either put it on the spoon and do what you did and go across the room and we'll say, hey, how, hold. Slow, slow, slow, don't sprint. Or there's egg drop where each participant will have an egg and cover it in something and we'll all drop them at the same time. And you want to- When you take, oh, I got a backup. Yeah, please. You don't mind. We could cover it in something? What does that mean?

Well, that's where you get creative. Oh, okay. Oh, I see. You're trying to make it not break once it drops. So some people would put a rubber bands with a Kleenex to make a parachute. Like packing peanuts or you could put a pillows around it. Oh, okay. So you're trying to protect the egg.

You're trying to protect the egg. And then everyone who drops it together. And I say drop. Oh. And then we all see who passed the test. Yeah. But that seems like an individual challenge. How does that help teamwork?

Um, does the team go like, I don't think that's going to work. Team can, um, team can talk. Give notes. Team can talk. Team can talk. Oh, that's, team can talk. I know, so you have some literature here. That's one of my catchphrase.

It says number one. Team can talk. Team can talk. It's good to know. Oh, I've seen that you wrap this up in just one slice of paper. That's not going to, that didn't work. So next time, maybe we would do something different. So team can talk.

Team can talk. Okay, great. What a great motto. Yeah. Did you have a mentor that taught you this? Tony Robbins. Oh. The same Tony Robbins that?

No, no, no. Oh. Tony Robbins, my neighbor that I grew up next to her in New Hampshire. Oh. What was Tony Robbins' deal? He was a big loner. Like a lone shark or what does that mean? He gave a loaner.

He hung out on him by himself a lot, but he studied teams because he desperately wanted to be part of teams. And so I learned everything from him like, oh, what is he missing his life? This guy needs, he wants this, he wants that. He wants to talk. Exactly. Whatever happened to him. He's, he's still there. Still there.

Still there, but how, like, whatever, whatever happened to him in his life other than just being in his, I wasn't asking about his location. No, it's okay. It's a, it's a little bit dark. Yeah. Is this, is this the friend that you had the blindfold with? Is this the same? Is this, I mean, you don't have to. No, we did date. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. What happened to Tony? He was looking for me. I had the blindfold on. He was looking for me. And, wait, you had the blindfold. And he was looking for you? Yes. Seems difficult. Well, we were mixing it up. Oh, okay. And he was looking for me, looking for me.

He couldn't find me because I had a pretty good hiding spot. Where were you hiding? I was like deep, deep under the house. Oh. Like a basement or? No, I just dug a hole under the house. Can I just, I'm going to be really honest because I think I want to hear. Was there a lock on that door?

Did he put you down there? And this is not something you want to share? Okay. Well, first of all, let me just say, I'm glad you're out. Me too. And that's why I like to be around people. Yeah. Yeah. So you were you were you were locked in a dungeon. Is it safe to call it a dungeon? It was not that scary. You were blindfolded. Locked in a dungeon. I lived with some raccoons. It was really actually pretty fun. Oh, gosh. I had a good time. Wow. Okay. And I really got those raccoons to work together.

Oh, wow. But I think I learned a lot from that experience in particular. I bet. I can imagine. And so now I'm using everything I learned from him. Okay. From that experience. Yeah.

Took a big old flight to L.A. And pun intended as well, because all of these flights. Yeah. And I have never looked back and I have built teams all across the city. If you go into a store and you feel the synergy of that team, there's a pretty good Chances. There's you. Chris Creschette Club. Also, I have seen the raccoon logo

around town. Is that, is that you? That is me with the blindfold on. Raccoon with a literature that you brought has just a ton of pictures of raccoon. That's it. That's me. Some of them are mating in this. That's right. Yeah. One of them has a blindfold on. Yeah. Wow. I just love that you use something which sounds really

awful and dark and used it for the positive. That's right. It's called alchemy. I'm not sure it is, but I'll take you at your word. Wait. Okay. So what's an example of a place you've gone in the city?

And you're like, the vibes here are perfect. And the people are synergized. You were you last night? Yeah, where were you last night? Sounds like a lot happened to you last night. Oh, I was a restaurant downtown. Was it Little Caesars? Like Pizza Pizza Pizza?

Yeah. No, but is that it wasn't a little. I just worked with him and that team is United. Fire. Was the little guy in the Toga there? He was. Piece of pizza. Yeah, he had the two pizzas on his stick.

That's right. Right. Wow. He probably had the biggest growth spurt in that group. He did not want to work with people and then he was talking team at the end of it. He was talking. Yeah. Yeah.

Team can talk. Well, this is fantastic, Prichette. Oh, my gosh, Prachette. Donnie, do you feel like you learned anything here? Did I learn anything? You slammed into the wall a couple of times. Yeah. But that's okay.

Listen, it was worth it. Yeah. I think it was. I feel connected to you right now. I'm inspired by you are really making lemonade out of some serious lemons. Thank you. and putting a little bit of a flight in there. Yeah, and putting a little bit of extra.

And just went, so now that you have access to me, you have my personal email address. Okay. You can use me for any of your team building experiences. I definitely will. I mean, this has been an invaluable experience. It has. And you should probably with your co-hosts on the extraordinarians,

you should probably do some of this training with them as well. Yeah, Crochet. Yeah. Two Truths and a lie. Egg drop, we can do. We can build our own. That can be a weekly segment on your show of the egg drop. The egg drop.

I do want you to take care of yourself. Yeah. I feel like yourself medicating a bit or a lot. I would say disassociating. Yeah. Much like Tony did with his childhood. Fully. I'm just with your memory.

Yeah. We have exercises for that. Really? And I'm just so busy. Right now I'm in my building phase. Right. Right. So I'll sleep, you know, when I'm dead.

When you're dead. Yeah. I think we all will. I mean, that is the truth. Words to live by or to die by. We need to take a break. When we come back, we're going to have a photographer, but can you stick around, Cushet? Yeah, I can do that.

Okay, great. We're going to be talking to a photographer when we come back. We're going to come back with more Tony Hale, more Crucette Dungan. We'll be right back with more Comedy Bang, Bang after this. Comedy Bang, bang, we're back, Tony Hale, the Extraordinaries, one episode of which I'm learning right now is out. but the plan is for more episodes to come out. Yes, that's the plan.

That is the plan. But, you know, I mean, God laughs when we humans make plans. Yeah. Oh, God. All right. Well, I guess it's over. And we also have Crochet Dungan here who was taking us through a few other exercises during the break. Yes.

Slide on the carpet. Slide on the carpet was one. Like a dog? No, on your belly. Oh, because you were rubbing your ass against my carpet. That's what Walter does. That's when team. can talk about, hey, let's get you on your belly.

Let's get you on your belly. Who's Walter, by the way? My dog. Oh, okay. You can't just say that's what Walter does. I'm sorry. I like watching Walter slide his little bottom on the rug. Yeah.

So, yeah, you were sliding your, your butt on the carpet the entire time. Oh, God, I wish somebody had told me. You didn't tell me. Isn't that kind of part of your job to tell me that? We let you work it out first. No judgments. No judgments. Oh.

And then we start talking. Yeah. Oh, but unless I brought it up, I wouldn't have known? No, we watch you scoot for a little bit. And then we'd let you know. Yeah, we had a good time watching you. We were all laughing and giggling, and that's part of the team. Yeah.

We were team building laughing at you. Yeah. That's one technique that I've been reading about in your literature here. Yeah. Yeah. Amongst all of the pictures of the raccoons. What are these two raccoons doing, by the way? It seems like they're in the middle of like Greco-Roman wrestling or something.

What are they up to here? Yes. They're expressing each other's. Anal glands? Okay. But what are the costumes you put on them? Oh, those are superhero costumes. Oh, okay.

Yeah, which superheroes are they spelled? These are not licensed heroes, right? No, because I couldn't, I don't want to get sued. Oh, okay, yeah. Yeah, so those were Mr. Raccoon Man. Mr. Raccoon Man. So it's a raccoon with the powers of a man? That's it.

That's definitely not out there. That's right. And then Little Sally, a squeeze box. Little Sally Squeeze Box. Yes, and she just, she's a musician. Oh, okay. That's not really a superer. power. Is it to be a musician? Or maybe

Have you met a musician? That's a good point. Maybe Sally was not a musician, then got bitten by a radioactive musician, and then the next day could... That's a lot of backstory, Scott. Okay, I'm sorry. I, you know, we can work this out, though, if we're going to turn these into something, right?

I mean... Are we working together? I have access to you with your email here. That's true. You know what? I teach in my groups. Don't say no until you got to... I think you should have said no with the guy who locked you in the dungeon a little bit earlier. I said, I got to give you a chance until it's a hard note. Right now, we're going to see where it goes. Okay, wonderful. Well, we need to get to our next. Okay. We need to get to our next guest. He's a photographer. He's been on the show many times before. Or a videographer.

No, you're mistaken, Scott. I've never been on the show before. I'm the night wolf. Oh, sorry. I was told Jack Furze was going to be on the show. Common mistake. No, I've actually never been on the show. I've actually never. I'm the mask vigilante protector of Los Angeles known as the Night Wolf. This is my first time on the show. We've been talking about you for years now on the show. Jack, I'm sorry I didn't mistake you. No, no.

My producer must have gotten the information mixed up. You have a producer? Yeah. Can you imagine listening to the show? But Jack Furze, I don't know if you know who he is. He's a photographer. I'm a fan of his work. It's funny you bring him up.

I actually wanted to talk about him. Really? Okay. So he's been talking about you for. years. He's a photographer and a videographer. He frequently takes videos of me and photos of me and tries to publish stories about him. I mean, he's a very skilled photographer. He's a great guy. And he's looking for work. And I kind of wanted to come out here and plug his business. Oh, okay. Nice of you. You know, I think he was a freelance videographer for local news stations. That's right. But it seemed like

he was only interested in taking video of you and your exploits. He was really trying to champion and me and some of the cases I've been on. And I feel bad for him. I mean, he just got kicked off KTLA. He had a good run there, and he's really looking for anything. So if anybody's got any leads for this guy, because he is. Does he take pictures of team building time? I mean, he could.

At this point, he's willing to do anything as long as it's above board. I mean, hell, even if it's at board level or slightly below board, if you need somebody like filming. How did you two meet? You know, we actually both own wolves. So it's a weird coincidence. We both have two pet wolves. But with the same names, justice and payback, it's a weird small world thing.

Wow. We both kind of work out at the same dojo. I always thought that was a strange coincidence. He owned these two wolves, Justice and Payback. You also own the two wolves, Justice and Payback. Yes, two separate wolves. Are they two separate wolves? They are, yes.

It's just. We take you at your word. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. How did you get those names justice and payback? They just kind of manifested themselves. Payback is kind of condemned to the wolf's den right now, which yes, I know is the name of Hitler's bunker. I didn't find that out until I named it. Wait, wait, wait. People can stop telling me that. But what is it?

What do you mean he's condemned to the wolf's dead? He ate a small pug. He did? He did. Yes. P.B. Payback. He ate a small dog.

Oh, gracious. Yes. It was a sad day for us. Wait, my friend Julie is missing her dog. Okay. Well, I'll get on that case in a minute. So he's a cannibal? Well, wolves are not necessarily dogs.

Yeah. Oh, right. Yes. Okay. I mean, they were bred from dogs originally, were they not? Or I have no idea. You know more about wolves. were bred from dogs.

Sorry, the reverse. Okay. And then man turned into ape. This is turning into planet of the ape. Okay, Night Wolf, we've never met. There's no. Yes, we don't have that kind of rapport, but I have listened to the show. I love the show.

I love the episode where you and Louis C.K. cried. That did not happen. Oh, that's W.T.F. That's W. I'm so new to this world, Scott, because I've never been here that I'm. I got the two shows confused. I really don't want to be confused with that. But let me ask you a question because we've been talking about you for years now.

Yeah, yeah. You know, Jack first aside, you want to plug his business, whatever. But like, tell me about being a mass vigilante. I mean, it's... Yes, I mean, I, and again, I really, everything in our society is me, me, right? I did want to help out Jack a little bit. Sure, sure. He's kind of...

He's probably fine, though. He's probably, you know, he's probably underwater with a lot of lawsuits. He's probably getting sued by Marvel Comics and... Oh, that's... Sorry, they had a character of the Night Wolf, right? Yeah, weirdly, they also have a character named Night Wolf, and Kevin Hart is maybe coming at him, even though that suit should get thrown out

because he's got a movie called Night Wolf. I mean, why they're going after Jack Furze with these lawsuits, as anybody's guess, but the guy's in financial trouble. Okay, we don't have to talk about Jack Furze, though, because I have the Night Wolf on my show here. Yeah, but you have a real heart for him, which I think is really nice. And I think we should all be looking out for each other. But tell me about that Night Wolf.

Tell me about, like, what crimes is. have you stopped? What? I mean, we've gotten so little information, just the video that Jack Furze has taken. Yeah. I'm on a very serious case right now. Did you hear about this bank robbery?

Or it was a jewel robbery. Oh, downtown. That's two very different things. Yeah. I mean, maybe people haven't heard about the bank robbery yet, but I'm working on that one too.

Yeah. But a jewel robbery, I haven't heard of it. There was a big jewelry heist. Yeah. Millions of dollars stolen. And people think it's, a pack of thieves.

And they're not thinking the big picture of maybe these thieves told someone, someone was locked inside this vault and this guy broke in and he didn't want to and he was tricked and then they knocked him out. Wait, wait, wait, hold on. Wait. Who's not thinking the big picture? I'm thinking, though, the authorities. I mean, that's why I do this guy.

I investigate these cases. You think the case, what happened? Here's my working theory. Okay. These robbers, sure. Found some do-gooder who is trying to maybe protect the city, and they tell him, hey, somebody's stuck inside the vault. And so this guy, this good guy, who's probably some could see as a hero because he's doing the right thing.

Does he have a name? I'm working on that. There are clues about the name? There might be clues. Okay. I mean, the scene is probably covered in my DNA because I'm, investigating it. Oh, I see. But that makes sense. Yes. But maybe this guy, this hero, let's call him, drills into this vault. And there is no one inside. There was no one trapped.

And then these horrible villains knock him out and rob this place and try to make it look like he robbed the place. That's sick. Do you know what's hard, though, is you're wearing a beautiful diamond necklace. Yeah. And which doesn't really go with your costume, I have to say. That's right. My costume is kind of in trouble these days. The heat from a separate drill burned off the fur on the night wolf's costume. So at this point, it's basically just a ski mask rolled up a little bit. Yeah. Okay.

So that was a separate drill, though. That must have smelled crazy. It smells awful. It smelled awful. We've all smelled burnt hair. imagine just a low-grade costume fur just going up in flames. Wow. Because these drills get hot.

Yeah. So to sort of augment your costume, you put a diamond necklace around your neck? Yeah. That's not a party city necklace. It's not. This is the real thing. Yeah, man. Clues I could find.

And I'm asking around. Oh, I see. So it's, oh, it's evidence that you're. This is evidence. Yeah. And I wear it around just to keep a, uh, a clue. close eye on it. Sure.

Well, I mean, what better place to have been around your neck? Is that David Yerman? Is David, who is he? He's a jeweler. He's a jeweler. Yeah, I believe. I'm working on the case, so I got to talk to people like you who know. I was, you know, I was just getting a charm bracelet for my wife at Tiffany and Company.

And I saw that necklace. Are we talking about Tiffany's? This place was, I believe. leave Tiffany's or someone named Tiffany was working there at the very least. I know that much. So at the very least, there was someone named Tiffany. At the very least, and I got to go through my paperwork. I got my little notepad here. It's a little singed from the heat from the drill. That's a little notebook. Yeah. I got to keep it in my wallet here. Yeah. Yeah. So I got to keep it real small and you could fold it up. But this is where I've dropped down a lot of clues. It's a lot of

detective. You've only put one word on each of the pages here. Like this one says hot. all it takes the jog my memory. This one says drill. Mm-hmm. Yeah. Yeah. And that represents big drill. Cake.

Take. Take. And then the next one just says grab it. But then this one says cake. Cake. I got to pick up some cake later. Some cake? What does that mean picking up so like part of a cake?

Well, Jack Fur's parents were gone down by a drunk driver on this day. Wait, wait. A drunk driver parked the car. and then gunned down Jack versus Perry. He's never talked about this. Yeah, I mean, it's a painful memory, and they were at a cake party. And so at a...

A cake party. Yeah, they were at a party where... I'm sure... Everybody bring your own cake. Yeah, crochet, you've probably... I love a cake pot bag. She, yeah, she loves a cake potluck, and everybody was having a good time,

and it's a really fun... And then a drunk driver drove there. Drunk driver drove there wasted, just shooting all over the place. And, unfortunately, Unfortunately, Jack lost his parents and it was really rough for him. And this wasn't one of the first of many tragedies in his life. And, you know, I feel for the guy.

So I drop off a little bit of cake at this site annually. I see. So what was the site? This was a party where. It was a party. Yeah. It was a party venue. Yeah.

Party venue. Yeah. Yeah. It was a party venue. Someone rented it out. It's kind of way. Airbnb. Yeah.

I believe this was. free Airbnb, but it is being used for an Airbnb now if you do want to rent it. It's a beautiful thing. So you're going to drop off some cake to this Airbnb? I kind of put some on the ground in front of there. Does he like a certain type of cake? I try to get whatever looks good on the day. These bakeries, I mean, you go in for the cake they're known for.

And it turns out they kind of go through the motions on it. Triple Barry. Yeah, this place is famous for Triple Barry. and they're just cranking that shit out. Right. So you want the specials that they're making. You want something with a little heart in it. You've really thought a lot about this.

I think a lot of things through, Scott. That's how I've gotten where I am. How many cases have you solved over the years? Yeah. You've been out there now for years, Jack has been telling us about... A lot of close calls. A lot of close calls.

Those are the ones that you remember. I don't remember all the victories. I don't remember all the solving. The ones that really haunt you or the ones that you miss. I mean, that's how I got. into this game, Scott. Yeah, how did you start? Because we've heard about Jack Furs and his drunk driver who took a submachine gun to his parents.

Yeah. But how did you start? What's your origin? I was leaving a... Is that one of your life questions in your team building? Oh, that's nice. God, it feels good to be. I feel like I'm part of a team.

Oh, it feels great. Man, this case closed. Please. I'm a pack with payback and vengeance, but it's not the same now that paybacks home so it feels he's in the wolf stand which is what coincidentally Hitler's bunker was called. Yes yes and I've heard enough about it okay that's just a weird coincidence weird coincidence I didn't know when I named it wolves run in packs which makes way more sense for my website than raccoons I was gonna say yeah it's a better metaphor

it's a lot of work to change your logo yeah and I don't want to show vengeance the pictures of the raccoon is that is gonna get him riled up yeah so anyway tell us about how you started in the whole vigilante business. Well, I was leaving a very nice restaurant as a young man. I was a child and I bumped into one of my favorite actors, O.J. Simpson. He's been on this show before. Yeah. I loved his acting.

I didn't really keep up with him post-92 or so. This was 90. This was 94. This was right around there. And I bump into him and I stopped. And he seemed like he was in a real hurry. And I stopped him because I love those naked gun films. Yeah.

Which one's your favorite? Do you mind? Oh, yeah, absolutely. Two and a half. The smell of fear is so good. It's funny that it wasn't two. It's not the full number. It was two and a half.

It was funny. Yeah. And so this was right around when 33 and a third came out. And I was really excited to see it. Yeah. And I bump into him and he's dying to get away from me. but he takes the time to talk to me and then I find out.

This was a restaurant? This was a beautiful restaurant in Beverly Hills. Oh, it wasn't Brentwood? Mr. Brentwood? Excuse me, yes. You never seem to know the names of these places. Is that just kind of a thing? Are you leaving it secret so we don't know?

Well, I don't want people tracking me down. Yeah, you're looking through receipts. Yeah. I would imagine the restaurant probably has the receipts from that era. I've gotten better about it since this day. At the time, I was, what did it matter? You were a young child. I was a young child.

Then I found out. He had a very fancy restaurant in Brentwood. God, if only I wouldn't have stopped him, maybe he could have stopped. It turns out there was a murder that happened that night. I don't know if you heard about this. I haven't heard about this. Yeah. You haven't?

No, I mean, I stopped really paying attention to O.J. Simpson after his football career. After he played with the bills in the 70s? Yeah, it turns out. His ex-wife and a waiter were killed. And I feel like had I not stopped him that day, maybe he could have stopped the crime. Oh, my God, I'm so sorry. Yeah. So that's what instilled this love for vigilante justice.

That's right. Wow. And it's close. There's a lot of close calls. And sometimes your patrols are a little bit late. Sometimes you try to get ahead of it. You miss it. Yeah.

It's really difficult, Scott. Wow. It's hard. If you wrote a book, it would be called Close Calls. God, yes, that's a great name. It would be called Close Calls. Yeah. I'm looking on your Instagram right now,

and there's a lot of pictures of you and OJ. Is that still, do you guys still have a really, even knowing this, you still have a really good friendship? I mean, he's good at forgiving, and he's kind of forgiven me for stopping him. That's so nice.

I mean, he always was a really compassionate guy. You could tell in all these commercials. He's one of the few people that knows my secret identity. Oh, No. Do you want to... What is your secret?

People have been speculating about your secret identity. Jack Furze is baffled by this. He has no idea who you could be. If even a bright guy like Jack Furze can't figure it out, I don't think anybody will. And I'd like to keep it that way for the safety of me and my loved ones. Who are your loved ones? Do you mind us asking? Well, I'm dating again.

Oh, this is huge news, Night Wolf. Yeah. You're dating again. That's right. Who are you? Is that the pictures of age, OJ? Is that like, is there a connection here? OJ is Tony no longer with a SauriP, but that's right.

He's really in the moment now. But I'm, you know, I'm sure people come up here on this show and talk about the influence of the Simpsons all the time. And I'm one of those people. The Simpsons was a huge influence on me. The Simpsons already did it. Yeah. But, yeah, no, I'm dating and it's great. That's wonderful.

Where did you meet this person? I saved her. Oh. Yeah. So it's a kind of weird situation. She doesn't know my secret identity. She's only dated you as the night wolf. That's right.

Okay. So when you're wearing a ski mask that covers your lips, how do you become physical with this person? That's a very personal question. Well, I mean, this is an informational podcast. And that is information. Wait, let me mediate for a second. Are you feeling?

comfortable with that question. Thank you so much. Yeah, things are getting very personal. And I don't want to reveal her secret identity too much. She has a secret identity? Well, her actual, her identity. I guess I get so caught up. It is a secret to us. Wait, is this her on your Instagram? Oh, yeah, that's her. Okay, whoops. Oh, boy. That's a public. When you're in love, you just start doing crazy things. And we are, yes, we don't kiss in the traditional way with lips, skin-to-skin contact, but there are other forms

of physical love that you can take. And we explore those. Telepalaptic, yes. Absolutely. Wow. Is that a new word for you? Me? Yeah. No, I think it sounds like you've used it several times. That's a big word for my brand.

You're absolutely right. Wow. So, I mean, this, I mean, yeah, you've been, you've, even tagged her. I've tagged her a few times. Yeah. Yeah. And I shouldn't do that probably. But it looks like you could just be friends on here. So, but we know it's more serious. Wait, this one, this one says three weeks together. She likes to say, you know, we're just friends now. And she tries to play up this ruse. You hashtag love of my life. Hashtag we're going to be together forever. Oh. Does she know? I mean, you've tagged her on this. She must know. She doesn't. She doesn't use she does have an account but she doesn't really use it yeah let me click on her account oh it's it's uh

it's private and it has no pictures oh she uses it more just to to log on to things and oh it's like an intermediary to log on like it's her homepage yeah it's her home page yeah it's her home i mean just put down a website she puts that on when was the last time you saw her god i haven't seen her since uh she got caught she's she deactivates bombs and kind of explosive weapon Oh. Oh, what an interesting job. Yeah, really interesting. High stress. And I keep, I keep attracting these women with these risky jobs. You saved her. Yeah. But from what, a bomb or from? Broken elevator. Oh, yeah. It was broken in what way. It was suspended? It was suspended. Yeah. And so I got her out of there. Yeah. Okay. So you got her out of the elevator. And, you got her out of the elevator. And, romance kind of bloomed even though she says you're just friends, but you are treating her on your Instagram like you've been together for a while. I'm reading between the lines of your, Scott, it seems like you don't believe in our relationship

or to think I'm... I'm supportive. Okay. No judgment. It just doesn't seem like... It seems like I'm stalking her. Listen. No.

I wouldn't use that word. Would you say tagging is probably the only intimacy you've had? Like, when you tag her on Instagram, have you guys ever, like, talk? What are we in high school? Do I have to tell you guys that we've done it? No, I'm not saying that, but... Come on. Team speak.

Yeah. Have you ever had a conversation with her? Yeah, we've had conversations. Wait, are these Photoshopped pictures? Oh. I clean them up a little bit. Gosh. For everybody's benefit.

I'm sure anyone who looks at it needs a clean picture. Yeah. Wow, the OJ ones look pretty cleaned up too. Hey, I'm no Jack Furze, okay? I can't take great photos. I'm trying the best I can here. Well, no one is a Jack Furr. No, I mean, the guy's incredible.

Would somebody hire this guy's? It sounds like you want a day, Jack, fur. Platonic bond. You're making everything sexual, Tony. No, I'm not. Two wolf owners, they can bond over owning wolves. But just a really strong friendship. Don't you have the Wolfmobile?

You share a very similar vehicle as well. That's right. The Wolfmobile. No, I'm not just a huge fan of dumb and dumber. it is a van with How big of a fan of dumb and dumber would you say you are if you're not huge? I mean, I've seen the movie.

How many times? Several. I mean, it was a popular sleepover film for me. So how if you had to estimate or even guesstimate? If I'm doing a guesstimate, I don't know, six times. Six times. Oh, okay.

The old Wolfmobile crash and now I'm dealing with the van. We put some fur on there to kind of wolf it up. Wow. Very similar to Jack Fur's vehicle as well. Jack Furz and I both got into car accidents and both replaced their cars with vans. They come in handy for him, for his camera equipment, for me, for my wolf farangs.

Wolframs and spookerangues. Wolframs are these boomerangs? My smoke bombs and flashbangs. Flashbangs. Yeah. I mean, there's a lot that goes into your work. I mean, and it's expensive, the upkeep on the wolf rings. It's really expensive to be your friendly neighborhood.

Howl Slinger. Yeah. Can I ask you a question? Do you think coyotes have gotten a bad rap? I do. In what way do you think they've gotten a bad rap? Well, I feel like they, and everybody's got dogs, but then coyote, but you wonder if they're just a dog that got a bad rap.

And we should be more forgiving. You know, if a coyote eats your dog, aren't they just being a coyote? Like, if a wolf ate a dog, like, why should we try to get them thrown out of a building? thrown out of a building Oh meaning an apartment building I thought you meant like off the top of a building No no good God no Good luck trying to throw payback off a building

It just seems like yeah The punishment is not commensurate with the crime Yeah Why did you call him payback? Payback You know I'm kind of giving back Oh I see

So I found this Pay it forward Yes, it's like pay it forward. God, great movie. Yeah, starring our friend The Handjob Man. Yeah, Handjob Man. Sorry. H.J.

H.J. H.J. H.ley Joel. Oh. Our good friend. Yeah, yeah. Shout out to him. He may be listening. Hope everything's good for you out there. And, I mean, yeah. So you're just like paying it forward and.

I was working briefly with a fellow vigilante named Hand Job Boy. And I couldn't convince this kid to change his name. I had to stop working with him because people were getting the wrong idea. Yeah. But incredible. Was he just good with his hands? Yes, incredible skill set. Yeah, that's bad branding.

Yeah. Really bad brand. But when you think about it, I mean, people good with guns, people good with knives. I'm good with Wolframarangs. But if you're good with your hands, you can get out of... You'd be really good at the egg drop exercise. Oh, I bet you would. Yeah.

Do you have an egg? I have several eggs. Oh, my God, I love that. Okay. Now, Chrisette, he has a lot of eggs. You just think that's a good. Oh, my God, this is so great for our buildings. Yeah.

But can we, can we do an egg drop here with them? Yeah. All right. I've got these kids that keep begging me, and I'm finally, you know, going to fight fire with fire. Oh, got it. Yeah. I'm going to wrap this egg up in. Fur.

Yeah, some of the fur off you. It's a little singed. Yeah. Okay, great. And I'm going to drop it from how big, how, how, what height do you want me to drop it from, would you say? 15 store. Oh, I don't believe we're near a 50-story building. Or two stories.

How about just from like the top of my head down to, is that okay? Six foot five. Okay, yeah, well, sure, six foot five. I'll hold it above my head. I'm going to drop this egg and we're going to see what happens. All right. Oh, yeah. Oh, that was a smokebub.

Oh, my. Oh, Jack. Oh, night wolves. My eye. Oh, God. Is Jack here? Is that why you said his name? For some reason, I have no idea why I cried out Jack when I'm meant to be admonishing you, Night Wolf.

This isn't the first time I've accidentally set off a smoke bomb. The pain will pass. You actually build up a tolerance to it. It's actually good to get the tears out. Okay, I'll try to cry through it. Well, Night Wolf, thank you so much for coming by. Yeah, that was what a journey you've had. Yeah.

But you're mainly here to plug Well, we'll get to plugs here in a second I love the show I've heard the show before So happy to be finally be on I love the plug bag Yeah well let's get to it What do you say?

We only have time for one final feature on the show And then we'll go to brunch And then we're gonna go to brunch Yeah It's time for a little something called plugs Oh Levi You're gonna get that CBBBBBBBB You're gonna get that CBBB

You're gonna get that CBBBBBBBch. All right, that was Bump Buc, you're going to get that CBBBBBBBBB. Thank you so much to Levi. Thank you so much. What do we plug in here, Tony, obviously, the extraordinaire's from the information I've been sent. Extraordinary ends, that's right. But there's one episode currently.

Is that what I'm hearing? Yeah, there is. and it's great. It is really fun. And that'll be another one next week. What day of the week do these come out? Wednesday. Wednesday.

So just in a mere two days, you'll be able to hear another one. Another one. Do you know which one that is? Not yet. Okay. But I'll find out today. Okay, great. Well, give me a call any time of the day, day or night.

That's producer Kevin. He'll let me know. Okay. We'll talk about changing his name. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. To fit our needs. Yes. And then Sketch comes out August 6th.

August 6th. Definitely at the Universal Citywalk A-C. Yeah, hopefully at a theater near you. Yeah, that is the hope. Wonderful. And Cushet Dungin, what do you want to plug here? First, I have to lift up. You corrected Scott, and Scott took a thought so beautifully.

Thank you so much. It was so, we're here. I didn't get defensive, right? I didn't tell you you were wrong. No, it was amazing. Oh, thank you, Creschette. I love to plug. Everything all right here?

I don't know. I don't want to go. It's probably the smoke bomb. Yeah, drink. That's not water, but yeah. Is that a professional smoke bomb? It seemed handmade. Yeah, is that your wolf-a-ring?

Yes, this is my wolf-erang in my hand. Yeah, I'm just kind of keeping it around in case anybody comes at me. It's a boomerang in the shape of a wolf. Mm-hmm. Yeah. Does that fly back to you? It goes straight out. It does not come back.

Got it. The arang part. Like a gun? Yes, it kind of works like a gun. It should, yes, yeah. But not as fast. Not as fast. Some have called it a slow gun.

Slow gun. But it's a wolf-erang, obviously. It does its job. There's plenty of time to get away from it if you're paying attention. Guns are too fast. Yeah. Cushet. What do you want to plug?

I would love to plug a movie coming out this summer called Don't Tell Larry. Don't tell Larry. In theaters, June 20th. June 20th. Who else, or who is in this film? Someone named Patty Guggenheim and somebody named Kyle Kennedy and Ed Begley Jr. Oh. Kenneth Mosley.

The son of Ed Begley. Yes, Ed Begley's the son of Ed Begling. Yeah. He's the junior and he's great. And what is this film about? This is about, it's a workplace and there's a guy named Larry who's like weird and like, And Susan, the main worker there, doesn't want to invite him to a party. And then it just unravels.

And it gets really fun and dark and weird and genre bending. And what's it called again? It sounds like you're sobering up, by the way. No, no, no. Just when I talk about that, I get. Well, I just snuck a few flights. So they're going to take a minute to catch up. Oh, okay, got it.

What's it called again? It's called Don't Tell Larry. Don't tell Larry. And it comes out in June. And then in July 30th, a show called Twisted Metal. Oh, that's right. Twisted Metal comes out. Yes. Season two and that is a week before sketch comes out in theaters. You should have a party. Oh my gosh. Yeah, combined party. At the warehouse you were talking about. Yes. Oh my gosh. I'll show you pictures. My calendar is filling up fast.

Yes. Night Wolf, I don't know that you or I are invited today. I'll be there. Okay. See you guys at the warehouse. Night Wolf, what do you want to plug here? Oh, I've been listening to this show. Also, put together by super producer Kevin Bartelt. Oh. It's called the Action Boys podcast. It's these three buffoons who talk endlessly about old movies. I frequently listen to it. It's at Actionboys.bys.

Oh, okay. Actionboys. And they talk for a long time from what I can tell about these movies. Yeah. Hours and hours and hours about movies. No one particularly likes or if they're. heard of. Have they watched the

Rocky Balboa documentary that Tony's sure. Yeah. Must have. Great. Well, I want to plug Hey,

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All right, let's close up the old plug bag. Ah, wonderful remix of our closing the plug bags theme. That was You Can't Touch the Man by Jeff Gilliland, I believe. Thank you so much to Jeff. Great job. Good job, Jeff. Love those remixes. Add another layer on there.

I want longer. Well, drum and bass. I loved it. Head over to CBBWorld.com slash plugs if you want to remix our song. You can be famous for a week. And thanks, Jeff. You are famous for a week. And guys, I want to thank you so much, Tony.

Thank you for having me. Wonderful to have you now be one of our regulars coming back every three months or so. Yeah, but if I remember. You remember to come today, and I'm appreciative for that. Yeah, I just don't remember the last time I came. That's right. That's fine. Neither do I.

Thanks. You have your own show to worry about now. You remember all those, right? Yeah. Yeah. You've mentioned two guests. One. We have a slackliner and a pun champion and a guy who puts toothpicks in his beard.

and I think he put up to like 600 toothpicks and it was fascinating. Wow. Did he do it in front of you for you? No. No, but he showed his pictures. Yeah. Wait, have we had him?

Yeah. So wait, the toothpick? The memory thing worries me, Tony. Yeah, we. I feel like someone is doing something. No, no, no, no. There's some nefarious deeds, Edward. Someone akin to the ringmaster

or hypnotizing you every night or something. No, no, no, no. It's so fun. It's a smell like the ringman. Can anything be in the Guinness Book of World Records if you do it the most? I think so, yeah. Yeah, there's a whole, like, committee that decides. Well, Fred Guinness is ultimately in charge.

That's true. Yeah, so he's in Ireland, though. So why do you have- Can I do the most built team? The most built team. So, like, number of participants or just the- What's the biggest team that you've built? Maybe the longest egg drop.

Yes. Or the longest-discent egg on spoon. I actually think those probably would be in there the highest the highest the highest egg drop that were the egg okay let us know because I can put you in touch with Fred if you want I would love that contact

thing you've got to get largest team built yeah or just most team built built built most built team yeah so the amount of how built they are would be in there yeah uh Jack I mean Nightwell I don't know why I keep calling you Jack

I don't know either but good luck to him certainly I really hope if somebody reaches out to to Jack and gets him a job. The guys really, really struggling. Okay, why can I ask you, I'm saying goodbye to you now? Why are you reaching into your, is that a MERS? My utility belt?

I mean, it looks more like a, it's large, yes. A man bag. Yeah. Yeah, why are you reaching into this right now just because we're saying goodbye? What do you have in there? Oh, my. Is that another diamond necklace? Are you giving that to us?

I think, did you mean to reach in there for a smoke bomb and you pulled out a different diamond necklace? I did. You threw the diamond necklace on the ground. Shit, okay, let me just get this back and everybody look over there for a second. I don't want you to throw another smoke bomb. I got. Oh, ow, my eyes. All right, thank you.

Oh, gosh, we'll see. Wait, we have to go to brunch. All right, we'll go to brunch. I don't think that's a good idea, Chris. I'll be in, run. Bye. Oh, no, no, no, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma.